Second half has begun.
Smooth.
Cold 45.
Smooth.
Remember those commercials with Billy Dee Williams?
Whenever you see that come on, you're like, that's Landell Calrissian.
And he's drinking beer.
That's not right.
A malt liquor.
Really?
What's this?
A malt liquor commercial?
I don't think I've ever seen that.
Oh yeah, the Billy Dee Williams Colt 45.
I would love to see that.
See, it's funny, they had a family guy little thing about Billy Dee Williams and he's like,
I'm cool, just like the other side of your pillow.
Well, Mr. Bruce, you can find those old Billy Dee Williams Colt 45 commercials.
Those were from like the early 80s, mid 80s, I think.
Dudes Like Us, second half, January 30th.
I'm ready to roll, man.
We had the first half.
I was going to say, did you forget your name?
I'm... and then you paused.
No, well, I was thinking, I was going to talk about Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And you were going to talk about what?
And Sean's out there chugging the 375 that we were going to sample.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It didn't happen.
We're going to have a conversation about that.
That did happen.
He's like, oh, there's barely any left.
I'm just going to suck it all down.
Oh, there he is.
Look at that.
Oh, this is a good way to get to Segway.
Colt 25 with Billy D. Williams.
It was like a pounder.
Yeah, it was a pop up lid when he had to pull the tab.
Was it?
He doesn't remove the tab though.
Oh, he's so smooth.
So explain to me, what is malt liquor?
Is that a beer?
No.
Is it beer?
No.
No, it's not beer.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
Well, malt liquor is a strong lager or ale with sugar, corn, or other adjuncts are added
to the malt barley to boost the total amount of fermentable sugars.
I mean, everything that's not a beer that people buy like Trulies, like Mike's Hard
Lemonade, those are all malt beverages.
All of them.
So the high proof or high alcohol content makes it a malt liquor?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's, it's not the alcohol content.
It's the ingredients that they put in there.
So they're just basically have a lot more sugars for it's got higher fermentation in
there.
So they're like the, you know, the average Budweiser, Bud Light, whatever Coors, Coors
Light.
So it's a Four Loco, a malt liquor?
Yes.
Yeah, it probably would be.
So you have like, it's like 2%, 5% would be those beers range as far as alcohol goes.
Wine is anywhere from like seven and a half to 11 or 12 and 13, depending on what type
of wine it is.
Malt liquor is falls in the same category as wine almost.
I don't think malt beverages are automatically higher proof.
They're not.
By, by there's 5% malt beverages by definition, they're higher proof.
It's starting at 5%.
Really?
Okay.
So there's many beers.
Well, Sean and I purchased them all high proof beers, right?
You guys went through a phase of like super high IPA.
I think the, the, the strongest though that we found was like a, the big foot barley wine
beer from Belgium Ale.
And that was, let me get this straight.
So you went, okay, you went through a beer phase where you looked for the highest proof
beers.
And then you finally said, this is not high enough.
So then you went to bourbon.
Is that what I'm, is this is how you got to bourbon?
Really?
Plus, plus we put on 20 pounds and we're like, yeah, all right.
We need high proof without the calories.
Correct.
Oh my God.
That was a tough choice too.
Cause I really enjoyed beer and now I don't miss it.
No, I don't either.
I mean, I used to frown on this, this shit we're drinking here.
Yeah.
This beer, watered, healing light, any light beer, right?
I love it.
I've always loved it.
Skinny beer out of here.
I used to mock people.
Right.
You're like, I'm a man.
I'm a man with a penis.
I'm not going to drink this shit.
But it got to the point where it's like, I suppose to a man without a penis.
Well, what do you say?
Democrats don't have penises.
Well, I didn't say that, but there are men without penises now.
Right.
Don't they have?
They do get cut off.
They turned inside out.
They have to dilate them every day.
Dilate them?
Yes.
They have to put something up there that stretches it.
Like, like, like oiling a glove.
They have to stretch their whole.
Can we not talk about that right now?
I didn't bring that.
It's well oiled.
Wow.
We are talking about it.
So yeah, back to malt liquor.
What about cream ale?
Cream ale.
You just wanted to say the word cream.
Yeah, you did.
You're trying to work in the word cream.
Because cream ale was the first.
Cream ale.
Was the first.
I consider it a beer.
It's a different.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
But Little King's cream ale is what everybody where I lived, that was basically what you
drank.
Came in little green bottles.
It was a seven ounce bottle.
And you've talked about this before.
I thought it was just beer.
No, there's Genesee cream ale.
There's.
Hold on.
What is the Genesee?
Someone said that the other day.
I was like, what the fuck is Genesee?
Hold on.
It says there.
Well, cream ale is a style of American beer.
It's light in color and well attenuated, meaning drier.
It's crapped in the 1800s.
Various breweries in the United States.
Cream ale remained a very localized from different styles until the early 20th century.
During Prohibition in the United States, a great number of Canadian brewers took up brewing
cream ale, refining it to some degree.
What is it?
Cream ale.
It's a German lager and English ale.
Yeah, it's basically it's a.
It's a dryer lager.
So there's no there's no reason to call it a category of its own.
It's just another type of it actually is a category of its own.
It is like I think I think is a big as Mickey's big mouth of cream ale.
Yeah, but it says the word cream suggests something rich or silky.
And that was really just a marketing gloss.
They're also called and never found an explanation for prevent present use ale.
It's just related to a pill lager.
OK, I was going to say, yeah, it's not a category of its own.
Now, Little Kings is a is a beer.
Right.
Why?
Again, why do they call it cream?
It's I guess it's a it's a marketing gimmick is what that says on this article right here.
Cream is our top fermented is that typically undergo an extended period of cold conditioning
or loggering after primarily fermentating is complete, right after primary fermentation
is complete.
This produces the fruity esters and gives the beer a cleaner flavor.
But OK, there's a million different types of beers.
You guys have gone through the IPA's and you've gone through the the stouts and the lagers
and all of them have slight differences in what they do for fermentation.
And the bottom line is they're just a beer.
They're just different types of beers.
Correct.
And cream, I think, is just confusing because of the word cream.
Right.
There is no cream in it.
Does it taste creamy?
Doesn't look creamy or feel creamy.
It's moist.
It's drier, actually.
Yeah, checklist.
You just go down a man who worked in moist and cream.
Nice.
Very nice.
All right.
I mean, you know, I'm going to do a hard left.
Oh, OK.
It's typical.
Yes.
I guess I am not liking the drama surrounding Kansas City Chiefs.
The Taylor Swift Taylor Swift.
I don't like the Swift isms going on.
I don't like the the threat of we're going to be using Taylor Swift on marketing for
political campaigns.
She she endorsed Biden, I believe.
She has not.
She has said stuff, but she's officially said, yeah, I'm wondering if they're just like playing
that up and there's really no story there.
But they're totally Biden supporters.
Kelsey.
What's his name?
Territ Travis Travis Kelsey.
Total Mr. Fizer as one of the football players in an interview.
Mr. Fizer.
He is Mr. Fizer.
I got to.
You're an idiot.
OK, but hold on.
Do we know for a fact he's Democrat?
It doesn't matter.
I mean, there's a lot of Republicans that got the vaccine.
So that's not that doesn't necessarily tell you if he's a Democrat or Republican.
Well, I don't care if he's a nobody is he annoys me just his his personality, his character,
how he acts.
I've seen a side of the Kansas City Chiefs specifically this year when they were losing
and they throwing hell.
Yeah, they're showing.
Yeah, my home.
Kelsey did that.
Yeah, there is a tremendous.
I get it.
Amount of money that increase.
OK, so this year, the Kansas City Chiefs profits or projected profits are.
Three hundred and almost three hundred fifty million dollars more this year than last year.
And they're they're saying that the the root is because of the Kelsey Swift relationship.
Correct.
And where's that coming from?
The Taylor Swift fans.
The statistic?
No, the money.
Taylor Swift fans.
Well, you are never football fans.
OK, so so people are by mergerships up for viewerships up in city chiefs.
Mergers being sold.
But I have nothing against her.
I have no against her relationship.
I think it needs I think the NFL is playing this 100 percent.
It is driving.
I mean, I would and I was the chiefs when I was watching the game.
I was making jokes all the time.
If Kelsey did anything, I would say, show Taylor, show Taylor.
And Shelley was like, would you shut up?
Yeah, but I was joking.
If they want to impress me, I want to see Taylor naked.
Well, and then those AI thing came out.
Oh, yeah.
She's getting like gangbang.
You didn't hear about this?
Oh, I don't want to see that chiefs go on.
Did you hear about this?
No.
So, yeah, apparently the Internet was flooded with AI generated pictures of pornographic
pictures and videos of Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
And she shut that down, didn't she?
I don't think so.
The Swifties were very upset.
I mean, I don't know how you can stop it.
But I mean, Elon Musk did spring into action and built up the team to police that type
of shit, which they should.
How?
How do you do Twitter or?
Yeah, a lot of that stuff.
X is fairly for the most part unregulated.
Well, he's well, that's it.
You can't go both ways with that.
If you want free speech, then you run the risk.
Well, it is stuff that you don't want to see.
Well, I showed you the other day.
I was flipping through.
All of a sudden, there's porn.
Right.
I'm like, kids use this.
Right.
Yeah.
If there's a if there's penis or vagina, my recommendation right away is gone till further
review.
You know, I mean, if it's educational purposes, like you're trying to teach young kids how
to perform blowjobs.
Yeah.
You know, Lord, I know it's crazy that I said that.
But the fact is, is it's true.
That's what they're doing.
It's true.
But that's not the form to do it.
Period.
Yeah, it is not.
So if it's there, gone immediately.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I mean, YouTube does a great job.
You know, I mean, we don't even have video on our YouTube's that we post, by the way,
Instagram.
Well, YouTube has taken it too far, I believe.
Pardon?
YouTube's taken it too far.
Yeah.
There are tons and tons of people that are complaining about just I mean, we talk about
this all the time.
It's just a beat down.
Everything is a beat down.
I am so beat down by all the nonsense going on.
And good Lord, I mean, I mean, I don't want to talk about it.
It's just I'm so beat down.
I mean, hold on of YouTube censorship.
No, I'm sorry.
I started just going back and think about just pulling the camera out further and further
and opening up all these issues that I'm seeing.
I'm talking about the people coming up from the south.
I'm talking about Biden not reacting to the Jordan bombing and killing three American
soldiers.
I'm talking about his I know his deficiencies.
I'm talking about, you know, that video I sent today at the border.
It was disturbing.
Zahra.
Who's the guy Gorski?
I know.
You know, he's in the middle of a my orcas.
Yeah.
Dickhead.
My orcas.
He's about to be impeached.
He's going to be impeached because he's not reactive.
And I'm thinking, why?
Why?
Why are they doing this?
Of course, it's all because of votes.
But at the same time, look, they are because they want votes.
They're putting America at risk.
At risk.
And they don't care.
Guys, what have I said about politicians?
Their goal in life is to get power and retain power.
Stay there.
They don't give a shit about the health of the country.
Anyway, but I want to go back to Taylor Swift.
I think it's unfair.
It'd be one thing if this whole thing was like a just a big publicity stunt.
But I don't think it is.
I mean, these are two adults that have met and they're both extremely high profile.
You can't be even you cannot be more high profile.
Right.
Given how the chiefs are doing and how how how how how profoundly his his position is
on the team.
And Taylor Swift is the number one pop star in the world in the midst of a six billion
dollar or whatever it is.
Tour world tour.
So I mean, look at the Google screen on TV.
But I like.
I love Google, Kansas City Chiefs.
And there's those four pictures on the right hand side.
And 25 percent of the representation of Kansas City Chiefs is Taylor Swift.
But here's the thing.
We can hate that all we want and we can hate the NFL for that all we want.
But the reality is the way they met was actually pretty cool.
He's got a podcast just like we do.
And he kind of just he kind of blurted out that, you know, he kind of has a thing for
Taylor Swift.
And then her friend said, hey, Kelsey's got a thing for you.
And he was like, she was like, oh, really?
Like, who's this guy?
Right.
And so they talked and they hit it off.
I think that's cool.
That's a cool story.
Now, here's the problem.
She's like any other girlfriend of any player who's going to be in a in a in a suite.
OK, she doesn't choose for them to cut to her every single time that Kelsey makes a
play.
As a matter of fact, that's what I say.
I blame the NFL.
Yes.
As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, they were zooming in on her and her friends
were like going, oh, my God, they're zooming in on you because they're seeing the TV.
And she mouthed to the to the to the cameraman.
Stop showing me.
Did you know that?
I didn't see that.
But yeah, she said to them, stop showing me.
She's like pissed because she knows she's getting a negative reaction.
She doesn't want that.
Right.
She wants to support him.
And she's excited about football.
She probably never watched it before.
She might maybe.
I mean, it's a new it's a well, let's not take away from Kelsey either.
He played a kickass game.
He fucking killed it.
I mean, I mean, I was I mean, some of the the the
did you see the catch he made?
That was amazing.
It was amazing.
And everybody was saying, oh, it's affecting his performance and blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, come on, please.
Yes.
I was I didn't believe that for a second.
But anyway, so, yeah, so she's looking.
There we go.
She says, go away, please.
Yeah.
And she mouse it.
Stop showing me.
Right there.
Ready?
She's looking at herself and she says she says, yeah, I mean, they they I don't know.
No, she said, yeah, go away or something.
Go away, please.
Well, it's tough.
And you're you've got that stardom.
I mean, she's the most popular artist on the planet right now.
And to your guys points, she's bringing she's bringing an audience that's never watched
football.
Correct.
And the NFL is capitalizing on it.
This is all about making money.
And yes, 350 million.
That's great.
But man, I'm hearing my other friends, they like they're like guttural.
They're like savage anti Taylor Swift.
I'm like, dude, she's just a pop star.
Who gives a shit?
So do you think do you think that the Chiefs won because it was influenced?
100 percent.
No, they kicked ass.
They shut down the Ravens 100 percent.
There were no there was nothing.
I don't think there was any erroneous calls or anything like that.
There was nothing shady in that game.
And the crowd was bitching and moaning.
I was like, you can bitch all you want.
That was a good call or a good no call or whatever.
I was objective in that game as a fan.
Yeah, the Ravens did not perform.
I didn't see anything either.
I wanted to, but I didn't.
I really saw the they played good.
Yeah, if they want.
I thought it's a great game.
If they want the most TV every year, they make sure the Cowboys were in every year.
Yeah.
Yeah, the biggest role, even bigger than what Taylor Swift is doing.
That's because they automatically have the draw.
Yeah.
And they're not.
I mean, I was going to say they're not doing well.
They did great this year.
They just had that catastrophic loss in the playoff loss.
They they hear the playoff loss they had this year had 40 million people watching it.
Oh, 40 million.
That's painful.
That's tremendously large.
So what is what do you think compared to the Kansas City game?
Was it 40 million as well?
That was a pretty well.
Now the championship maybe that was a very anticipated game because the Ravens are supposed
to you know, they were predicted to win it all like type of thing.
Well, I mean, well, Mr. Mr. Producer had picked those two a long time ago.
He was like those two are going to be in the football.
The Ravens and the Niners?
No, the the Chiefs and the Niners.
Chiefs and the Niners.
Oh, OK.
OK.
I'm very disinterested in the Super Bowl.
I'm not.
Shelly and I have been like all in and she's even like when when of the games.
I'm like, it's good.
It's good for Kansas City.
A small market team winning.
I'm all for that.
Yeah.
Oh, you said Ravens?
No, the the Chiefs.
And that's what everybody said.
I mean, and not not I'm not knocking Austin what your prediction was.
Everybody was about a million percent in on the Ravens.
And I hate the Ravens.
I was in on the Ravens as well.
I want the Ravens and Lions farted all over the place.
Did you fart?
No, the Ravens.
Lamar did.
You know, it's Lamar Jackson.
I'm going to throw stones the hell out of him.
He's a great athlete.
He's an amazing athlete.
But you know what?
During the day, he's mentally he's like a duck.
Yeah.
Well, he's like Cordell Stewart.
It's what I kind of look at.
I think back in the court.
He back in Pittsburgh Steelers.
I think I don't think so.
I think I think in big moments his instinct isn't there.
His athleticism is always there.
It's always there and it's unbelievable.
But his instinct when it comes to like big plays and big moments and pressure moments,
your athleticism is it can't overcome instinct.
Like don't make that throw.
Don't make that throw and fucking triple coverage into the end.
Right.
People like and even my son was like, I just passed interference.
I was like, brother, please.
It was triple coverage and it was amazingly under thrown.
Watch that again.
And you tell me objectively if that was passing interference.
He was like, well, if the ball had been in the back of the end zone.
He's got a very strange style of throwing, too.
Yeah.
He's very sidearm.
Well, it almost looks like he's just whatever.
I'm just going to throw it.
Yeah, but it's super casual.
I mean, he's got a sidearm whip.
Some of his passes were like, God, amazing.
Yeah.
I mean, I couldn't understand how the hell he could do it.
I mean, he does a sidearm where his arm whips to the side and the ball is level.
Yeah.
And it gets there and he threw some really amazing passes.
Correct.
Under pressure.
So I don't want to knock them, but it's in Ravens defense.
Notch top notch.
They're the only ones that kept him in the game.
Here's here's what I'm thinking.
Everybody's tired of the chiefs.
They've been there for four out of the class, four out of the last five Super Bowls.
They're tired of them.
But the problem is my homes isn't going anywhere.
He's fucking amazing.
Well, my problem is.
And people are tired of him, so they're not just that's not just tired.
Like I said, Kansas City, I'd rather see Kansas City instead of New York, Dallas, San Francisco,
LA, small city.
I get it.
I like the small market.
What I'm tired of is it appears almost that some on that team feel entitled to this.
Right.
Kelsey, my homes, their temper tantrums and shit like that.
Well, I mean, I don't like that.
But again, if you have a caliber of team where you're getting to the Super Bowl four out
of five years in a row, you come to expect to win the Super Bowl.
You got some temper tantrum against the against the refs.
I agree with that.
That was bullshit.
It was bullshit.
That was well, that's what again, what'd you say?
That's just lack of a lack of professionalism when they get called off for offensive offsides
member the guy lined up on the other side of the line.
So yeah, the receiver was off.
The receiver was off sides.
OK.
And normally they're supposed to like point down the line and say, hey, am I am I lined
up right?
Well, he didn't do that.
But as soon as the play started, they threw the flag immediately through the flag.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
And that was the one that Kelsey throws the lateral.
It was an amazing play.
Kelsey throws a lateral.
The guy catches it and goes into the end.
It was a spontaneous lateral, by the way.
Correct.
So Kelsey catches the ball, sees that somebody's open on like pretty much the other side of
the field, throws it to him.
The guy runs into the end zone and they're going nuts.
Well, there's a flag on the play.
And yeah.
And then here's my home throwing his helmet on the sideline.
That's bullshit.
The offensive, you know, off sides on the offense, all bullshit.
Well, dude, come on.
He was off sides.
He throws him off on the field or was it on the sideline?
And that wasn't the only helmet.
That was the only time that they threw temper tantrums throughout the year.
So I mean, Kelsey did a lot of taunting, too.
I know the second guy usually gets the flag, which is what happened during that game.
That was Kelsey.
Yeah.
Kelsey would totally went in there belligerent and just cocking it.
He's obnoxious.
I'll give you that.
But that's part of the game.
You can't react to that.
They all smack talk and what I was going to say is very good at it.
The Ravens were talking shit the entire game.
So it was both sides.
Yeah.
You just can't react to it.
Yeah.
I mean, it was crazy.
It was crazy.
Right.
Anyway.
Anyway, while we're talking about football, I want to talk about the Detroit game.
Did you watch the Detroit 49ers game?
I watched part of it.
Yeah.
Did you see that he went for two?
Not one for two, that he went for it on fourth down?
They're trailing by three points.
There's five minutes left.
They're on their heels in terms of momentum and he goes for he goes for the he goes.
That was third down, I think.
No, they went for it on fourth down, didn't get it and went.
It was turnover on downs.
So they could have kicked the field goal to tie the game.
So then the 49ers.
That's why they lost.
That's why the 49ers went down and scored a touchdown.
You're right.
They had the opportunity to score a field goal and they opted to go for it.
And it was a horrible decision.
Yeah.
And the commentator was like, well, I wouldn't knock them.
They've been doing it all year and it's been successful for him.
Brother, this is the championship.
This is a business decision at this point.
You need to gather your fucking points.
And there's a couple of things you have to think about.
Is your defense dominating right now?
Okay.
Well, then maybe you can take a chance on that if you don't get it.
Do you have the 49ers offense on their heels?
Do you have the momentum?
Do you have enough time to recover if you don't get this?
They had none of that.
The Lions.
If you look at that checklist, they had none of those decisions.
The Lions, just as they've done all year, decided to be aggressive and go forward on
two questionable fourths.
Fucking stupid.
But failed both times, swinging the momentum in the 49ers' favor as they scored 27 straight
points in the second half to complete a 17 point comeback.
Yeah.
And on the second one, I think there was five and a half minutes left in the game.
I mean, that's not enough time for you to.
I think it's easy for us to second guess because we know the outcome.
Well, I was screaming at the time.
At the time it was happening, they should have gone for three.
Shelly was like, why are you freaking out?
But this is how they've played all year.
Why should you shift for this thing?
That was a bad business decision.
It was bad coaching.
After the fact, it is.
But if he would have made it.
I was screaming it at the time.
If he would have made it, it would have been an excellent business decision.
Actually, you know what?
I disagree with Jeff saying.
But I also say I agree with them because they were down there and they forced it and they
scored a touchdown on the fourth down.
So yeah.
Who did?
The Lions.
Earlier in the game?
Yeah.
So they went down there and they scored a four.
There was a questionable one.
They went in there and scored it.
I'm like, fuck it.
I wouldn't have done that.
I would have gone for the field goal, but they went in and they scored a touchdown.
So early in the game.
Sure.
You have time to make that up if you don't get it.
Yes.
Five minutes left in the game.
This was the identity of the Lions.
That's what I keep going back to.
This is who they were.
Why would you change who you are in the last two minutes of your potential season?
Because if you don't, you lose the game and they did.
And now they're not.
They've they've now they're not.
They won.
They won 11 games this year on that philosophy.
These are these are what you're saying.
But these are the line items that are listed on the outcome.
I was screaming it at the time, Jeff.
I know you were.
No, no, no.
They were saying they were saying they've done it all year long.
They you know, they worked out for them.
And I said, I hear it.
I hear what you're saying.
Don't do it right now.
That's what I was saying.
Don't do it.
Get your points because you tie the game.
Like I said, it wasn't.
No, I know.
They were their defense was on their heels the entire second half.
I know.
But they were stopping shit.
What I want to get across, though, is there's so many Monday Monday morning quarterbacks.
Yes, I agree.
And if he was successful, you'd have been like, all right, I was wrong.
All right.
No, no, no.
You know, they were successful.
I would have said I that they should not.
I'm glad that they got it because I was rooting for the Detroit.
It was a risky and that would have done it if I was.
Of course it is.
That's his whole philosophy, though.
I would have said I would have said that was a bad move, even if they got it.
No, I would have been a hundred percent.
Well, you're the exception then.
No, I agree.
I agree.
It was a bad.
I mean, I was looking at it.
I saw it happen and I was thinking, why are they not on the field?
That is a bad decision.
Even before they were doing it.
Yes.
You know, I was like, that's because most people do kick it.
The Lions don't.
That's the thing.
Right.
And I think that would heavily contributed to them losing that game.
And he's made some he had a big maya culpa as well, from what I understand.
Now, the good thing is, is that my bad, my that was my fault.
Right.
Oh, oh, he acknowledged he should have acknowledged that some of his decisions weren't.
Well, this is what we're talking about earlier than the first half of our podcast.
It's about professional growth.
After the fact.
Yeah, it is.
But it's after the fact.
Right.
If he was successful, we're not talking about this.
Right.
If he was successful, it would have been the greatest play of the year.
You know, I I know what you're saying, because I make fun of that exact same thing when I
say, you know, he can't pass on.
I'll be talking the Titans.
Right.
I'll be talking Ryan Tannehill.
He cannot make a pass.
If he's loaded, blah, blah, blah.
And then he'll make this twenty like amazing thread, the needle, and then I'll go.
He's one of the best pastors I've ever seen.
I deliberately say that shit just to be a total hypocrite.
Right.
As a joke, as a joke, totally as a joke.
But you're an asshole.
So I'm not I'm not I watched the game.
Jeff, I agree with you.
Yeah, he's an ass.
Yeah, I agree.
Tannehill.
Oh, oh, you're talking about.
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
Who was he talking about?
So confused.
He doesn't get a yellow card for that.
But I'm not super excited about this because I can't stand the 49ers.
I'm the only one that gets yellow cards.
He didn't cross a threshold.
It's called something an asshole doesn't get a yellow card.
Can we come up with the rules of when you get a yellow card and a red card?
Does your name call the motion?
I don't want to be I don't want to be surprised and shocked every time.
Every time I get a yellow card in a red card.
I haven't got one tonight because I've been I've been behaved probably.
Well, I don't know.
I forgot we have.
So I need to get it.
Are you threatening?
I'm just I think it's the first criteria is does your name start with P?
Hmm.
Well, that doesn't seem very fair.
That's OK.
Oh, I know.
I see how it is.
There's other I see how it is.
That's good.
That's cool.
That's the number one.
This is basically a hostile podcast.
I get it.
Not a safe space at all.
What you call it while we were at Gators and unprovoked attack.
That I'm used to.
Totally unprovoked.
You said I did.
I fucking laugh.
I couldn't take anything you said serious after that.
All right.
Oh, that was funny, man.
That's our new go to on Friday.
That's kind of I'm going there.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Let's do official one.
Shout out to Gators.
Oh, no, not Gators.
What's your tailgaters?
Tailgaters.
Well, we're cool.
So we're in the end.
So it's Gators.
Let's get a little specific here.
So let's pull it up here.
It's right next to Home Depot.
And you know, I don't know if we're I don't want to say we've been three times.
Yeah, we've been three times.
And now we know the bartenders, which is I guess we're like, you know, like cheers.
You walk into the bar and they're like, hey, guys, like, hey, they don't have any one of
this.
This.
Yeah.
You want your regular after three times.
That means they're good.
They don't get very many people.
Well, it's hold on.
I remember that way at living spaces.
Hey, guys, you want to regular.
They were like, oh, yeah.
Are you going to buy anything?
Jesus.
You know, we're here to sell furniture.
Yeah.
He said poop.
So tailgaters by the Home Depot.
Technically, it's Plano, because it's on the other side of 121.
So you got Casey, the I don't know what the fuck he is, manager.
He doesn't claim to be a manager.
He's a cool dude, though.
He's one of the bartender.
Yeah, he's he's one of the workers there.
Then you got Rose, who's the bartender that we met.
And she's sweet.
And we've always been friends.
Pardon me.
Those are the only two.
Oh, no, there was another bartender the last time.
But she left kind of quick.
But Casey kind of enlightened us about some of the managerial the drama styles that they
are running the place with.
But you know, whatever it seems to be successful from the standpoint that they're able to
maintain inventory and they're able to keep the doors open.
Here's what they have going for them.
Two dollar and fifty cent.
Drafts.
That's why we're there.
I mean, I know we're cheap, cheap.
So here's what I want to recommend when we go there.
And you know what?
We're going to I'm going to ask Casey to listen to the specific of this podcast.
But when we go there, we're going to drink our two dollars, two dollars and fifty cent
draft beers.
Yes.
I'm making that because we usually go there after.
We make our run our run where we look for rare bourbons.
So what I propose is that we're doing what?
Ten dollar shots of bourbon.
What?
Oh, at that place?
Yes.
We've done it.
I'm sorry.
We stopped.
We've done it every time we've gone.
Well, because Sean makes up like I'm hungover.
But we haven't.
Oh, you're saying we've stopped it since the last time we should stop it.
Ah, just to the beer.
So here's it.
Well, I'm thinking from a money standpoint because it's just stupid.
I mean, look, one run round is 30 bucks.
So I'm thinking that we just let's just bring in.
Let's when we're at Total Wine, let's pick up a mini bottle of a bourbon.
Oh, here we go.
And we're we're sneaking it into our drink.
No, we just drink it whenever you want.
I don't know if we could sit at the bar and do that.
You're not allowed to sit at the bar.
Oh, like in the dark corner.
Oh, just sit at one of the tables.
So we can take it out of your pocket, open the cap.
And when no one's looking, you go to the bathroom and shoot it in the toilet.
You talk about shooting the drink.
We're all crowded into the same stall.
Hey, guys, are you ready for people coming?
You're all like, yeah.
Why are there six feet underneath?
What are you guys doing in there?
Why is one of those pants down?
Yeah, we're going to.
That's really gross.
That's a flag, right?
What do you just said?
Yes.
Thank you.
Me.
I've had enough of this.
Oh, he brought his little flag.
You're damn right I did.
He got a challenge flag.
I do.
He brought a challenge flag.
That's exactly what I have there.
That's awesome.
Fuck you both.
Now I'm challenging.
He did.
He brought an official NFL challenge flag.
That's funny as shit.
Oh, he was waiting.
I was waiting.
That's why you brought it up.
I was trying to stand up.
I was like, damn it, I'm not going to get a flag on this.
I need to hurry up and.
That's funny, man.
That's good stuff.
Good shit.
Yeah.
It looks like an old ping pong ball and a butt plug.
Yeah.
That was $80 on Amazon.
So tailgaters out in Plano, it's right by the Home Depot.
I recommend you guys go out there and check them out.
Dudes like us hang out there on Fridays.
You want to see this out there.
God bless it.
We'll be out there between.
At some point we might do a podcast from there.
We could.
Five to.
We need to leave by 630.
That's our goal.
We have to be home before people get hangry.
So hangry.
Hungry.
Hangry.
Hungry and angry.
Hangry.
Yeah.
So we leave around six there.
We try to get out of there by 630.
It's nice to get home so we can have family dinner.
Correct.
So that's the goal.
Sometimes a little bit later.
Sometimes we got the wives have plans and we don't have to.
Friday is a tough night.
I mean you know the wives have been working all week and you know.
Not for me.
Well right.
I hear you.
It's just you know.
I think I consider.
I don't know about other dudes like us out there that you know that they're trying to
figure out how to spend time with their dudes and spend time with their wives.
Fridays and Saturdays are like protected time.
Sometimes.
Yeah but you're with your spouse the rest of the week.
Well but Fridays are different than the rest of the week.
It's party time.
It's new.
Party time.
Yeah.
Yeah exactly.
That's what we do.
We do shots naked.
Yes.
Starting at 630.
Look.
I.
Every minute that we're not home.
I strongly disagree.
After 630.
Look I'm going to bring up Jeff's scenario.
I know Dan well every single night.
OK.
They're having a beer or two and they're watching TV almost every single night.
What?
I'm just saying.
That's correct.
So.
We have dinner together.
We have dinner every third night.
Every single night.
So if we carve out a Friday or Saturday I don't see a big fucking deal.
And to me.
And there isn't a deal as long as we set expectations.
Set expectations and assign a triplicate.
And I tried to do that this last Friday.
I was like let's set the expectations that we're going to be out until 1 a.m.
If we're staying out I'll just tell Julie hey we're going to have dinner out.
You know.
Why can't we just pick.
Friday we're already doing it.
Why can't we just say hey we'll be home at 8.
We're going to have dinner.
Well I can.
We just never have.
We just solved that problem.
That's what I'm saying.
Well why don't we.
But it can't be at 630.
What.
When we're all pined.
We can't make that decision at 630.
Correct.
We have to say.
All right.
Well but it's every single week.
So why don't we just say hey look Fridays we're going to hang out and we're going to
come home at 8.
Yeah I could do that.
I mean.
There we go.
I just need to set the expectation.
I'd like to do everything about making the wife happy or any any spouse.
You know it's fair.
It's setting expectations.
It's unfair for me to say these things to you guys because my wife works all the time
because she doesn't want to be around me.
So you know.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know if that's true either.
But she works because she works hard because she wants to make as much money as she can
and she's got a lot of responsibility.
But my point is that she's always fucking working.
Right.
So I mean.
So you don't have that in the equation.
No I don't.
I don't have that.
And plus she's never kind of like oh well you're hanging out with the guys.
I want you to spend time with me.
I don't think I've ever ever ever heard her say anything like this.
Guys this is an age old.
This is an age old issue.
Like there's always like a group of guy friends and one of them gets one of them gets a girlfriend
and suddenly now they're spending more time with the girlfriend than they are with the
guys and all the guys are pissed off until one of them gets a girlfriend.
You know what I mean.
I know that's a stupid analogy but it's an age old issue where.
So we have to juggle.
I was not like we have to juggle time with our spouse and time with our with our with
our dudes.
Right.
I mean it's a it's a challenge.
It is a challenge.
And you nailed it.
It's 100 percent about expectations.
Correct.
So I just told Shelley I won't see you on Friday or Saturday for the next year.
And she was like OK I love you.
I love you.
I'll see you on Thursday.
That's horrible.
But I set the expectation.
That is not a fair expectation.
What do you mean.
Because look we we want to do certain things and if that's true then we need to be over
at doing wood crafting.
That's true too.
Now that that's starting to be a bludgeoning bludgeoning burgeoning burgeoning burgeoning
burgeoning is it beating the shit out of us.
Well that's what it's been so far.
But burgeoning I like better.
I like the sound of that.
It's actually you know the it's got the opportunity is there.
This is how I like to look at it.
Yeah.
It's cool.
We're on the cusp.
We're fine tuning some stuff.
You know 1845 distillery.
Lowry Crossing.
Shout out to those folks that are awesome and provide a fantastic bourbon.
I think they have a new single barrel coming out here soon.
That's what I heard.
They do.
It's February 20th I think.
So that late.
I know it's sometime in February.
There's an event on.
Oh I misspoke.
I think you're.
I think it's not February 12th.
It's April 23rd but excuse me.
Very gaseous.
God.
Are those the beans.
I don't know what is.
I'm kind of bloated.
It's probably what it was the beans.
I don't normally eat beans.
So I have gifted 1845 twice now.
One to my former boss.
Yeah.
And one to my one of my really close co-workers a former co-workers who is of Asian of Indian
descent and they they hang out.
They're hardcore about hanging out and having beverages.
So I wanted to a a I wanted to introduce him to it because I know he loves bourbon and
we love that bourbon and and part of me was kind of like you know kind of little plug
for 1845 get into like what did he think.
What was his feedback.
He said he liked it but I was hoping he would share it with because they hold on every Friday
they say that all the time.
Do you like it.
I liked it.
Well I guess I really like it or do you say oh this stuff is good or hold on.
This stuff is good.
How do you say it in the end dialect.
Accenture mean is that your is that your best attempt at.
I'm not very good at that dialect.
I mean I could bottle the head you know but they can't see that.
Another good reason.
Let's see what is the exact words.
Let's see.
Oh finally drinking your bourbon with my friends.
Awesome drink.
Thanks Paul.
There you go.
You need to.
He said with my friends.
You need to carve that out so I'm gonna go.
What did you.
What did your friends think of it.
Yeah.
What did your friends think of it and we should plan a trip to the distillery 15 minutes away.
Yeah.
You and all of your friends.
Yeah all 1800.
Well I think there's six of them but yeah.
Six is good.
That's that's enough for a tour.
I mean it's all about getting into a different demographic also.
I mean let's be honest here guys.
There's a there's a shit ton of Indians in in.
Well Alan McKinney.
If these guys start drinking the.
You want to cater to that.
We can sell them the bourbon glasses and the bourbon lids because dudes like us now will
start making these bourbon caps.
The Glen carrying caps.
And it is a customized font or stuff on them.
I don't you know regardless of how we feel about it right wrong or don't not bothered
whatever it is a demographic to cater to now in our in our area.
Correct.
I'm just saying I mean you know given all the 401k.
Fort.
But 401b isn't it.
Not for my god.
Is that H1B.
Is that the program they got to get here.
They get like $9000 to open up an account.
No no no H1B is bringing in typically technology workers under the government program.
And that there isn't enough technology workers filled by American workers.
So I think that's kind of false.
I do think it's false.
So they're going to be set up for farmers.
They're just answering the call for a government program to have a wonderful opportunity to
be working here.
I don't fault them at all.
It is a flawed government program is what that is.
But was that an Obama program.
I think it's been an everybody program.
And I don't understand.
Not a matter of Obama.
I'm saying Obama created it.
The H1B.
I have no idea.
No no no.
H1B has been around a long time.
But I mean that's a.
When did it become misused or abused or not fulfilling its purpose.
I don't know.
Maybe maybe.
President George Herbert Walker Bush created the H1B visa program launched in 1990.
Immigration Act of 1990.
It's intended to help Americans.
American firm firms deal with labor shortages in rapidly growing fields.
Yes.
Such as research engineering computer program.
Yes.
Typically technology.
But yeah it's in a lot of different occupations.
So I think it's one to the point where now American workers are being squeezed out of
having an opportunity in those industries because of so many H1B applicants and workers
here.
And to me.
And that's where the government program falls apart.
Well it also falls apart where we start.
The conflict is with this H1B program.
It's not necessarily with the programs here in the United States.
We end up exporting all this stuff.
Oracle for example.
90 percent of their companies in India.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Well I mean and that's a little different.
That's that's offshoring right.
The workers are the works are the workers aren't coming here.
Correct.
They're staying in their host countries and that's what India Mexico Brazil.
But my point is is that the folks that that own it are they here.
Yes they are.
And they're getting they're they're getting workers for less wages.
It's my point.
It's kind of bullshit.
So we actually it's just a good business decision.
I don't agree with it but it's a good business decision.
If we were doing that with manufacturing in Mexico you know in same deal.
Well they're doing it with the IT jobs down.
Well I look there's a better way to do it.
Keep America great.
I mean the bottom line is American salaries are higher than everybody else's and we have
put so many regulations on you know emissions and EPA and all the kind of shit that manufacturing
has to deal with a burden that other countries don't.
And so that's why manufacturing is all going offshore.
This is 100 percent regulations and how would you how would you explain the high wages.
That's just the American way of life.
This is kind of bullshit because you know there if you start looking at the company
as a as a whole you know you're like well look we got it.
We're going to produce this product and this to make this product is going to create a
carbon footprint that is a calculated carbon footprint.
This is how much the carbon footprint is going to be.
By the way regardless of where it is in the world.
That's right.
That's my point is.
It's going to be this much no matter what.
Now we can't do that here.
So are you going to make me take my jobs elsewhere.
Yes.
I mean that's bullshit.
100 percent bullshit.
I think I think a lot of this are the accountants the bean counters at these companies.
They are always looking for ways.
Save money to save money.
I think a lot of it has to do with the stock market the shareholders.
That's what the purpose of the company is.
Correct is to make money for the shareholders.
Correct.
I think it has something to do with all these consulting firms who come in.
I need to shave costs.
Come in and look at my business and their solution is you to cut these heads and hire
them down here.
Low cost business model.
And of course they have they have motivation their own motivation because they are based
like the consultants that they're like they're in India or they're in Mexico.
Right.
And they're like yeah we want more of those jobs in our country.
So that's what we're going to recommend.
So it's an obvious recommendation because they make less.
Right.
And business wise it makes sense right.
It does.
And every company is cranking down and cranking down and cranking down expenditures and cost
and how do you get it out of the easiest way to do that are salaries.
Yep.
Or our government and you know burdens companies with taxes and regulations and you know a
burden burden burden burden.
This makes it a no brainer.
This this Jordan attack is starting to fester.
Is this the where the Jordan.
Well the other Jones strike against the killed in the kill these three US soldiers.
So the well the I told did you hear how why it happened.
How or why.
What there was a US drone that was.
Yeah.
Returning the base at the same time.
Yeah.
So they thought it was.
It returned right before that drone was about to.
Otherwise they would have shot it down.
Yeah.
They thought it was the US drone.
So our drones don't have a unique identifier.
Well they are.
They fly an American flag.
There's a little flag on the drone.
But they so they'll have their own.
They'll have their own transponder.
I know.
I'm I don't I don't know the technology but I think they probably should have known it
was definitely a fuck up.
Was it.
Was it about it.
You know but I read something very interesting not to I mean to cut you out there Sean.
But there was a very racist drone at that.
Look at that.
There was.
Oh wow.
There was.
There was a there was two soldiers there.
Those two soldiers in their 20s the middle one.
I don't know.
The Germans Sergeant William Jerome.
He's 40 40 unbelievable 48 years old.
The fact that we lost the 20s.
The fact that we lost three service members.
It just.
Yeah.
It just drives me crazy.
And we don't know if they were in their sleep or not.
But look it.
You know why the fuck are we in Jordan anyways.
We're everywhere.
We're all over the Middle East.
I know we are but I'm just like pull our people out.
I don't I don't necessarily disagree with that.
You know I know we need to be able to hop skip and jump to different areas and have
a yeah have a but a deterrent a deterrent.
They need to be more strategic.
They need to be more fortified.
Well first off Jordan is a very has been historically very safe very friendly to U.S.
The queen of Jordan.
Yes attractive.
Very attractive.
Yeah.
And I think that's why we're there.
I know because we wouldn't be in a country that has an ugly queen.
You know what I mean.
America is all about like Queen Lillie Lou Kalana from Jamaica.
Anyway listen I was going to go back to something.
I was going to go back to something that I think it was a senator that made a great point.
There are these militias and in in in you know different countries that can buy these
drones at like thirty thousand dollars a piece.
It's like super cheap right.
And every single time one of those drones or a handful of them attack one of our bases
we're shooting two million dollar missiles at them.
It's not sustainable.
He was just doing the math and I was like damn that's a great point.
We're shooting a two million dollar drone a missile at a thirty thousand dollar drone
which means we can't keep doing this.
They're going to keep buying them and they're going to keep sending them.
Why don't we're going to keep firing two million dollar missiles at them.
Something we got to do.
Why don't they put something on there like they have on these ships have like a mini
gun dead.
We got to do something.
That's that's his point.
We got to do something.
You know the other part of that that is really the why is that missile two million dollars.
Well because of the American salary.
Well that and it's because it's and the government incredibly sophisticated.
I don't think it's too many dollars sophisticated.
These are patriot missile systems.
I mean they're pretty damn top notch.
I get it but so is my phone.
Your phone.
That's a thousand dollars.
I'm just saying my phone.
Look you could fit a shitload of technology.
Look things are more sophisticated.
I got an Xbox that can triangulate.
I mean they use it.
If you're trying to argue that the government can do things cheaper.
I'm just like you know you're not saying two million dollars.
That's why you're talking about like the ten thousand dollar hammer and the toilet seat.
Yeah you're not going to get an argument from us.
We have the most bloated inefficient government in Pentagon and military contracts.
But it goes back to this company's like how much you gonna sell it to me for.
I think really they could probably sell to him for two hundred thousand.
Yes.
Two million dollars.
OK but I'll take a thousand of them.
But hands down we are the most technologically advanced military force on the planet.
Like not even close to anyone else even China.
So we might be paying out the ass for that shit but it's good good shit.
It is.
And speaking of good shit.
Oh nice segue.
Thank you.
I don't have many of those.
Well we got the Lux Rho four grain double barrel.
Is it a double barrel?
Double single barrel.
We don't see a lot of these double single barrels.
I think this is the only one.
So this four grain bourbon combines a single barrel of rye bourbon with a single barrel
of weeded bourbon.
A perfect and flavorful of finest mashpills.
So Lux Rho.
Lux Rho.
And what I'm kind of curious about that four forty thousand and four number is above the
Lux Rho distillers bottle.
Is it zip code maybe?
I don't think so.
Actually I think it is.
You think so?
Because that's a street sign.
Could be an address.
Yeah it literally looks like a street sign.
So I think it's Lux Rho with a zip code.
I think it's a street address.
Yeah I think it is.
That's actually kind of cool.
Kind of clever.
So we're looking that up.
The address.
And let's see if it's a real address.
Or maybe there's a historical address maybe.
Kentucky.
It's a trademark serial number.
No it's also a zip code.
Yeah so it is a zip code.
Is it four zero zero zero four?
Is what it's on that?
Yes.
Oh that's what you said.
Forty thousand.
Yeah.
Okay yeah.
So it is a.
Yeah it's a it's a address.
Which is kind of cool looking.
It looks like a street sign so it makes sense.
All right so the aroma.
Tasting notes.
Oak.
Caramel and vanilla.
The Palate.
You and your fucking flag.
Caramel.
Yeah.
Oh hey.
I can challenge any time now.
That's awesome.
Vanilla and cinnamon.
Let's see.
Velvety smooth with a mellow oak finish.
Guys we've had this.
I know I did.
It was so desperate to set it up.
Because I was not going to get through this podcast without dropping that flag.
And it had to be at the right time.
So anyway.
Yeah my wife texted me.
What the hell?
She heard us laughing.
Oh really?
That's good.
All right so this four grain double single barrel.
We've had it before.
I think we liked it the first time.
I'm liking it the second time.
Yeah this is good.
This is good stuff.
I recommend it.
It's 115 proof.
And.
It's good.
It's good shit.
It's just good.
It's not as good as the Jack.
No it's about a 7-2, 7-1.
It's in the 7th.
Yeah I'm going to give it a 7.
I wouldn't kick it out of bed for sure.
It's definitely better than Eagle Rare.
Hey guys just think about the finish on this for 115 proof.
You know that finish is so smooth.
It's such an interesting blend.
You know it's because when you start tasting it.
I mean we can read all the words up there that they're describing but there's so many
flavors going on.
Yeah there is.
There's so much stuff going on.
It's hard to separate and I almost feel like we should go through like drink it cold and
then drink it warm.
You know because you know how sometimes when you drink something cold it's got different
flavors come out and then when you drink it a little bit warmer it opens up some of the
taste.
Yeah this one I think that you could taste a lot.
There's a lot going on here.
There is too much going on to the point where you're kind of like fuck.
That's really good though.
Yeah it's definitely in the 7s.
And I think we've established anything above a 7 is quality.
Oh yeah.
A quality bourbon.
8 is exceptional.
And it's right in the market too of 115 proof.
Yeah I'd actually give it a 7 for.
That's mine.
So it's got a really finish here for me.
Hold on did you log what we said the first time?
He did.
Why don't you tell us.
We may not have been recording it back then.
Oh okay.
So our producers keep in track of our scores.
And it looks like this is an older one.
So anyway 7.4 for me he's going to record it so 7.4 for me what do you guys got?
I'm going to give it a 7.
Yeah I'll give it a 7.
Throw out the low one.
He hasn't coded yet.
5.
You know what I said 7 I'm going to give it a 7.1.
All right.
I'll give it a 7.1.
So it's a 7.2113.
I think it's significantly thinner than the Jack if that makes sense.
And despite being high proof.
Two different animals.
You would almost think this is a 90 proof bourbon.
With the way it feels and finishes.
Zero burn.
I know that's exactly what I'm saying.
And you've got to give that a lot of respect.
Well the other the Jack we had was 10 points higher than this.
It's got a really very syrupy feel to it.
Zero burn though.
It's velvety.
I agree with that.
That's a good thing.
The finish is a velvety smooth with a mellow oak finish.
It's smooth.
This has got to be one of the smoothest finishes for a high proof bourbon that I can remember.
Really it's OK.
But maybe the Jack burned off everything.
It could be.
And it's all numb back there.
Or just raw.
Raw.
Maybe.
All right.
Anyway.
Good stuff.
I recommend I recommend this one if you can find it.
I haven't seen it again.
So one of the topics I wanted to chat about was something that Paul had done some research
through the chat.
GPT.
Oh actually it wasn't through that but it was through an AI source.
Somewhat right.
I'm well connected with AI.
Yes continue.
So well you had printed up a booklet.
Little Syblis syllabus.
A booklet in tiny font.
It's extremely tiny font.
Yeah I know.
It's not even a font.
I think it's like six.
It is eight.
And I actually thought to myself I was like it's probably too small for a 50 year old
to read.
What?
Well typical of font is like 12 point.
So here's what I here's what I did.
Right.
We don't I mean you know contrary to you know Joe Rogan who's got like 40 people bringing
researching topics and stuff.
It's just us.
So I was like you know what I think I can use chat GBT just to give us some.
You can't say that.
That's misinformation.
Oh it is misinformation.
He's got like he's probably got 38.
Did he get the vaccine.
I don't know about that but it's probably 38.
Anyway so I you know it's very handy.
I mean I don't know if how many of our listeners have have used chat GBT just to to kind of
speed up their work or to.
So do you think like Alexa when you ask Alexa questions that's that's that's a version of
chat.
It is 100 percent.
Yeah.
Except except your glorified search.
It.
Well and it can do more than that.
Or can.
But I think what I think what you use it for here is a glorified search.
It's just smart enough to put it into sentences.
Yes groups.
I said what would be intriguing questions that 50 year olds would ask and what would
they what would they find intriguing about sports or technology or this or that.
And I mean a lot of them are you know we've already talked about them and they're kind
of a kind of no brainers.
But I tell you man it's a handy tool just to.
Here's here's my attitude about chat GBT.
It's like a partner.
You're not trying to you're not trying to use it to a place what you're doing.
You're simply trying to bounce ideas off of it or get ideas from it.
Like if you're a writer it's like a writing team of people you can.
Yes.
It's like a right.
It's like a writing partner.
If you're no matter what you're doing if you're trying to write songs if you're trying to
let's say you were a welder your welder and you're and you're just trying to come up with
the artist.
That's a horrible example.
But you know I'm saying you're just you're trying to bounce.
You're you're ruminating ideas.
Yes.
And getting feedback from somebody that is so well versed.
I'm drawing from an engine that is like ridiculous.
It is crazy.
I mean so do we show up now if we.
Yeah I don't know.
They.
I pinned it down on this one.
Or have they.
Are they still blocking us from chat GBT.
And it says we don't do that.
Well the knowledge is before 21.
Twenty twenty one is what it was.
And I said you already gave us a synopsis of what our podcast is.
Oh really.
I said that you already gave a synopsis.
So how would you explain that you don't have it now.
And it goes well you know we don't have we're only have we know what's twenty one point
no you gave it me after that.
I know it sounds corny.
I would argue with it.
I did a 30 minute argument with it and it finally conceded.
I wish I could probably show you guys the whole case the history because it said I said
do you censor like do you censor things that know we don't we don't do that.
And I said OK well then how would you explain that it's not there anymore.
And I said is it possible for somebody to go in and delete it from your engine.
And it finally it conceded if it's not there and it was before and then it's possible that
somebody went in and delete it.
It finally admitted that it was it was fighting me for 30 minutes.
You're like bastard.
Nobody get you to admit it.
I was I was because I was like you're not going to you're not.
If you're going to base things on like logic and intellect in fact you know what I mean.
Then you can't.
Well I will tell you can't squirm your way out of this.
Hold on.
We're just smiling over there.
What the fuck do you put in there.
He's got some shitty you know smile on his face.
He just put the letter E there and it's having a conversation about the letter E.
All right so what if you're bored you could have so much fun with this.
So I put it in regular Google.
What is a dudes like us podcast about.
Of course it's not going to answer.
But what it did we've got dudes like us podcast.
We consume the first five listings.
That's all on the search results.
Yeah.
Oh nice.
Yeah.
We're going to go up singularly dudes like us.
Very nice.
Nice little picture.
Now as soon as we go video and they see how hot we are.
Oh yeah.
We're going to go.
I mean yeah we're all feverish.
We're going to go virus.
Virus.
Is that the right term.
And you vaccine for that virus.
Anyway I do think we.
So I like it.
I think we should do video.
I think we should.
I think we should do video one of the RSS feed says Episode 100 point two is in Miami
a alien hoax UFOs and B theory.
This is on the first B theory the theory like these.
God who is Larry shared the B theory with us.
Oh yes.
Yeah.
I can't even remember what it was.
How you're dead is how bees react to things right.
Like little bees.
Yeah bees.
Yeah.
Like what exactly did he say.
I kind of lose the beat.
I can't remember.
Was that the second half we were drunk, right?
We were seasoned.
It's kind of strange because as soon as we're done
with the podcast.
We don't use the D word.
As soon as we're done with the podcast,
we're sitting here talking like,
I couldn't tell you what our podcast was just about.
Well, Larry was here, we had the halftime extra bourbon.
Okay, well first off, we talk about so many things.
Let me put it this way.
If we were hanging out at Tailgaters
and just bullshitting, I was like,
everywhere we go, it is literally a podcast.
That's what we do.
We just sit around and just bullshit about things.
If we left the bar, granted, I know we're drinking
at the bar, but if we left the bar,
we're sitting in the car on the way to the bar.
Would we remember what we talked about?
No.
No, we wouldn't.
We wouldn't because we just bullshit.
That's what we do.
It's just dudes like, just talking.
It's dudes like us.
Dudes like us.
That's what we do.
Yeah.
And by the way, if we did video,
this challenge flag would have been viral.
Yeah, that would have been awesome.
That would have been viral.
Let's recreate it.
So did you order that or did you make that?
I did order it from Amazon.
Did you really?
I did.
Yes, I did.
Ha ha.
He was in there, he was just,
but those numbers, the keys, ordering it.
He's angry.
I did it yesterday.
And it got here that fast?
Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
It gets here in like, you know.
I'm paying extra, it's getting here tomorrow.
Yeah, would you like it on an hour?
We can deliver it by drone.
That'd be $200.
Yes, yes.
Deliver it by drone.
So someone actually sells a red challenge flag.
Actually, I have six of them.
I gotta ask, how much did you try?
I was not gonna bring one for the two of you
because you guys didn't give me fucking cards.
How about that?
They sold them in two packs.
Yeah, you have six, so you should need to share.
There was a dollar more for the six pack.
I know that sounds stupid.
Why would I ever need six of them?
But I thought to myself, why would I,
I mean, I was just looking per flag.
We can like hand them out at parties.
Yeah, well actually that's funny
because you can challenge.
No, you can be at a.
Actually, I actually thought about that.
I was like, there's going to be a time in my life
where six flags comes in handy.
Yeah, right.
You need a little whistle,
brrrr, and throw the flag out.
Absolutely, like if I, we haven't had a party,
like a party party in a long, long time.
No.
But if we did, I would hand those out,
and I would say, everybody has a challenge flag.
You have two challenges a night.
That would actually would be kind of fun.
Anyway, what was I going to say?
Oh, have you been to Walmart,
where they have the little drone station?
Yes.
Dude.
Yeah, we watched that.
That was crazy.
Have you seen the commercials for it?
We're learning the talk.
You have to sign up for it.
It was impressive, the little,
so in the parking lot, they have a fenced off area.
Yes.
Where they have these drones,
and they're probably the width of this table.
I mean, they look like little P-38 fighter jets.
They're, yeah, they're.
With their double fuselage.
They're probably about three feet long.
And they have a fuck ton of propellers on them
for vertical, and for side to side.
They do the job.
They could pick up a thing up to 20 pounds.
Are they operational?
Oh yeah.
They're functioning right now,
currently at the Frisco location.
So people are having their packages delivered by drone.
Correct.
From Walmart.
There is a, currently right now,
they're on the west side of Preston.
I don't think they cross over Preston.
I think they're on the west side.
I've seen them go east as well.
They're going east now?
Yeah.
The one we saw went west.
Yeah, well I read about it.
I've seen it multiple times, and one went,
it goes up probably 100 feet, 150 feet maybe,
and then it just goes.
Oh, all those ads.
Super fast.
Oh yeah, it's quick.
20 pounds or less.
Yeah.
So if you had a box of condoms.
I'd beat you to it.
What the hell, man?
Or some KY.
Who's got a box of 20 pound condoms?
Think about it.
Magnums.
Think about it.
You're 18, 19, 21 years old.
Spare tires.
And the moment's there, and you're like, shit,
I don't have anything.
Dron it.
Walmart.
I'm gonna Walmart drone it.
Okay, so seriously.
Get the front door out of here.
I know, I know, that was really weird.
Anyway, so I've always wondered how they navigate
like trees and shit.
I got two massive trees in my front yard.
We all do.
So it comes down, and it comes up to the.
No, it does like this, and it's a big long string.
Above the trees.
You're talking about dropping the.
Oh, it never comes down.
It never comes down, it has a big long string.
It's a kind of an umbilical that drops down.
How does it not get stuck in the tree?
It's smart enough to know where.
Well, maybe.
It's an open spot.
Yeah, it's probably.
So these drones are, these drones have little sensors
on them, so like for example, they've got specific drones.
Let's say I've got a personalized one,
and I'm on a bicycle, and I say, hey, drone, follow me.
And there's a little special mode for follow me,
and that you wear a little pin or something like that,
and it knows exactly where you're at, and it follows you.
And it sees, hey, look, there's a person in front of me.
I'm gonna fly above them or below them.
Let's say it's following a car.
It can avoid traffic lights, telephone poles,
telephone wires.
I was gonna say, if they're sending drones with,
or weaponized drones to attack bases, they can do.
Well, they can see things.
I mean, they can deliver a package.
It avoids things.
It can see the tiniest stuff.
It's gotta be super smart.
And it flies.
It's a simple avoidance package
that they put in the programming.
You know, if it's there, go around it, you know?
So 10 years from now.
Okay, let me ask you this.
What year are we gonna be driving down the street,
and the sky's gonna be just filled with drones?
25.
25 years?
No, no, 2025.
No, I'm being serious.
Oh, 2025.
No, it's not that.
Two years from now.
No, that's next year.
Oh, that's 2024 now.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm being serious.
What year are we gonna look up,
and we're gonna see drones just going all over the place?
10 years?
Definitely 10 years.
The problem I foresee with that is that it's gonna be,
I think we're gonna be riddled with...
Drone parts as they crash into each other?
With...
Just traffic.
Terrorism, I think, by that time.
I think that it's gonna be...
By drone?
Well, I'm not saying drones are gonna do it,
I'm just saying that we're gonna be riddled by terrorism,
and I think that the drones thing
is gonna be a proponent of that.
I mean, because they've got their face...
They're gonna use the drone.
And guess what?
They're gonna sell home defense Patriot missile systems.
Oh, yeah, deployable right from your roof.
Yeah.
Maybe something that goes...
Well, if you install solar panels for an extra $5,
you can have a Patriot missile system.
There you go.
Little Gatling gun.
Crazy shit.
Dude, I'm in.
I always can tell the difference between the first half
and the second half,
a little seasoned on the second half of the podcast.
We enjoyed the Lux Row Bourbon, the four grain.
Man, shout out to the Lux Row folks.
Shout out to Lowry Crossing.
So we got like a bunch of fantastic things
that we're gonna be popping your direction with.
Plus the dudes like us listeners and fans out there,
they got the Facebook page,
dudes like us podcast,
dudes like us work working,
also the Instagram page, find us there.
You guys looking to buy some of our merch?
It's available for you.
Dudes like us, the heads off to Mr. Producer,
Mr. Austin back there, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
And for the record, I won the challenge.
What challenge?
The challenge flag I dropped.
Stand where you're third.
I'm gonna throw a card on that.
Better bitches.
I'm gonna throw a card on that.