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Did he just say that?

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He did.

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We have a gazillion things.

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It shows bourbon.

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Things you can cut back on if you're squeezing the budget.

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Bourbon is not one of them.

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Snacks.

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Maybe some elk trips.

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You could grow a garden and grow your own vegetables.

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Oh, there you go.

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That's a great idea.

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Yeah.

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You know what, we should write how to survive in this difficult economy.

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Top ten.

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Grow your own vegetables.

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That's got to be number one.

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Ride a bicycle, sell your cars.

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Sell your cars and ride a bicycle.

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Good, yes.

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A used bicycle.

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Or just walk.

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Walk.

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That's even better.

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Shaun walked here today.

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He didn't need a car.

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He could grab a battery powered tricycle.

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You could walk to Kroger and back.

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Sell your house and stay with a friend.

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Well, we went through one-twelfth of the year already, 30 days into January 30th today.

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We have lined up.

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Paul did some fantastic research today using the Chet GPT.

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Right?

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Is that right?

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No, I used my own brain.

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Oh, thanks, Shaun.

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Yes, I did.

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I used AI.

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So we're excited.

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We're going to bring in some of the topics and Paul will probably lead us into that.

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Welcome to Dudes Like Us.

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Thank you, Mr. Producer.

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Mr. Austin, I am Shaun.

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I'm Paul.

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And I am Jeff.

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And I just took a pool with that bourbon.

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We're not going to talk about it now, but that's really good.

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It is.

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We're excited to talk about that later.

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It is really good.

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Yes.

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And it's surprisingly good.

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Yes.

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I mean, because the first time we tried this, a variation of this, we were like, this is

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nuclear and I think my balls just fell off.

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Before your pallets, before your pallet had been conditioned.

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Before we ruined and wrecked our pallets.

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Back when you were virgins.

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Yes, we were a high proof verge.

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1980s.

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The prostitute.

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The verge.

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Really?

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The hymen was not yet broken.

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Nobody heard that.

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Yeah.

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We're like 45 seconds into the podcast and all of us have said something inappropriate.

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Wow.

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That's us.

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That's us.

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That's the way it goes.

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All right.

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Well, so dudes like us, we've got cool things going on.

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Paul, you have some traditional things that dudes like us go through in life where you're

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kind of hopping from one job to the other.

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Do you feel comfortable chatting about that?

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No.

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I mean, I was laid off from my last permanent gig and I was very fortunate to land a four

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month contract with another company and it's been a great experience, but they can't bring

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me on full time and that ends tomorrow.

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So I am technically.

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Retired.

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I was going to say unemployed.

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I'm a bus driver tomorrow.

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But I'm there.

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Anyway, we'll join you.

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We'll see.

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I would too if I could make enough money.

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Oh gosh.

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I need to get that crunched numbers because I'm seriously on the edge.

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I mean, you hear about people that have like they get family money.

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You know what I mean?

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Like somebody passes away and they get family money and then they like, you don't want your

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family to die.

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No, no, you don't.

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But now I can't wait for my parents to die.

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No, it's nothing like that.

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But what I mean is that something like that happens and they yeah, they have the means

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to downscale or what do you call it?

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Yeah, that'd be nice.

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Simplify to do something different.

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Or you come in the money some matter, whether it's you made a really good investment.

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Or you win a lottery or like you said, you pay off a chunk of bills where it takes away

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from your monthly output.

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You know, right.

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And so you've been in a job where you're just unfulfilled and you're stressed out and you're

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just looking at quality of life.

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This point, not a good balance.

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So some people I was I was kind of driving with you because you.

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So you have hopped constructively from a couple of different jobs in the last 10 years.

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Isn't it crazy?

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So I'm kind of the question I pose on you is I know that you have to leave amicably

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and you don't want to burn any bridges.

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However, do you find sometimes that on the way out, the bird?

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Yeah, not necessarily to the general company, but you know, just kind of send a just a dig

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email to somebody like, oh, by the way, Paul or Sam or Pat, whatever your names are made

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all those names up.

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No one knows.

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Fuck you.

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I meant to tell you that like six months ago and I just I couldn't because I really enjoyed

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And now I just just fuck you.

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God bless.

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How good would that feel?

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You know what?

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I there's only probably one job that I was bitter about, you know, how it ended.

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But it wasn't but but the whole team got laid off and then nobody to vent to.

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It's just it's like executive decisions, right?

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I mean, it's one thing if you had a boss is supposed to have your back and somehow they

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backstabbed you and let you go.

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Well, I've had some really bad bosses throughout my career, right?

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And it goes through your brain at that point.

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It's like, wow, if I get laid off, it'd be nice to tell this person to take this job

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and shut it.

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And then at some point in time, you're like, I want to leave on good grounds just in case.

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Yeah, guys, we are in such a small world where everybody knows everybody or somebody's on

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LinkedIn that knows somebody in LinkedIn and all it takes is one person.

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It's an ideal job for you.

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And they and right.

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And you know, let's say you worked at, you know, ABC Company and somebody is like, oh,

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I know somebody that works at ABC.

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And they're going to hire you, right?

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They're interviewing you.

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And then they go reach out to that guy and they go, oh, no, don't hire.

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Do not hire that guy.

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You're not allowed to do that.

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Oh, well, that happens.

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All the way.

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Well, I'm just saying they're not allowed to do that.

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Yeah, well, I mean, you have to know the person directly.

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But HR departments, they're just supposed to say either they're hireable or unhire rehireable.

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So usually, well, if you give reference, I'm not talking about HR teams.

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I'm talking about they just go to LinkedIn and it's somebody that they know that company.

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Hey, I'm like, like if I was hiring someone, I was like, oh, I know somebody over here

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and Paul's old company.

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Let me go call Paul.

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Hey, what do you know about so and so?

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Paul's a good worker, but he kept stealing lunches out of the refrigerator.

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There we go.

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I mean, no, I mean, you joke.

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But I mean, people have contacted me and they'll go, yeah, we just got, you know, a resume

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from this guy and you worked with him, right, at that company.

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And what do you think?

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I mean, these are friends of mine, right?

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And all I say is, and they go, OK, thank you.

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And I do that because it was somebody we struggled with.

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Like, either put them on a performance plan or we or they were just lazy and like we were

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frustrated with their work ethics.

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What does that mean?

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You know, you and you got to you.

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You know, I don't want this.

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My friend at the new company, I don't want them to have to deal with that.

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But you admit my wife mentioned the acronym PIP and you mentioned it the other day.

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And that's got to be some sort of performance plan.

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What does that mean?

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Performance Improvement Plan.

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PIP.

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That's basically a precursor to getting let go.

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They hire you out right.

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So they typically they can't.

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I know you were saying right to work state.

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They can.

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But HR teams are conditioned to say, no, we can't just do that because you know, you got

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to put them on a plan and they have to.

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I'm sure there are circumstances that if you get proven that you're being unethical or

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you're stealing your ship like that, you can do that.

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But if there are some that are automatic terminated.

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If it's just performance based, I think you do have to kind of work through that.

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You got to give them a chance to fix it.

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And let's be honest, well, I mean, from a financial standpoint, the last thing you really

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want to do is spend the money to retrain somebody else.

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It costs less to rehab somebody and make them a better employee than it does to go harvest

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another one from the tree and have to spend months and months programing.

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That's true.

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And the other thing I'll say is most this is going to be kind of maybe an arrogant statement.

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There's a lot of managers out there that don't do it right.

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You know what I mean?

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They're not proactive about managing their people.

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They wait until, you know, they don't want to they're not nonconvertational maybe and

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they don't want to bring it up and then they do a review and these people are always surprised.

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You know how there should be no surprises.

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There should be no surprises.

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You should have a discussion immediately every week, every two weeks.

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Correct.

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I have one on ones with my people and when I have a concern or if I see something, we'll

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talk about it.

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So my thing is, and I expect them to do that with their team.

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I tell them I was like, I was like, hopefully nothing we talk about at the end of the year

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is new.

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If it is, that's my comment coming out of left field.

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And if it is, that's my fault.

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Right.

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But, you know, did I cover everything and, you know, and we talk about it and whatever.

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So that's good.

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That's the way it should be.

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Yes.

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Because then you give them a chance to correct immediately and you give them a chance to,

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instead of being butthurt and, you know, emotionally divested after a shitty review that came out

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of left field that you say.

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Sometimes it's not even shitty.

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Right.

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So if they're consistently a high performer and all of a sudden they have an off year.

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Right.

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And now you're, it meets expectations is not a bad review.

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It's a, this is what 90% of everyone gets.

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But they're not used to that.

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But they're not used to that.

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So.

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Because it usually ties to a certain level of raise.

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Correct.

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So you, even though the person that you're reviewing is not doing poor, you're not below

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or anything.

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Yeah, you're not going to fire them or want to fire them.

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They're not at the level they were the previous years.

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You still have to prepare them for that and tell them, just, you know, throughout the year,

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hey, I've noticed this.

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You've really dropped off.

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Well, yeah.

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I'll phrase a little bit differently that, but yeah, I've never seen anybody suck that

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much from the previous year to this year.

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Right.

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So, you know, it's, it's, it is.

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And I think I've been lucky.

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I've never had any real problematic people reporting to me.

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They were just terrible.

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I've never, I've never really, I've always had, I guess I've been lucky.

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Right.

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And I've inherited really good people.

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And I guess I hired the right folks at the right time.

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Right.

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Well, and I, and I, I learned by making mistakes.

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We all do.

279
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Right.

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About all throughout life.

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I mean, terrible.

282
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Yeah, yeah.

283
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All throughout life, we learned from making mistakes.

284
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Right.

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And one of them was, you know, me being non confrontational, not wanting to bring it up.

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And then I was trading the review because I had to give them a needs improvement.

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And they were like, what?

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And I was like, oh my God, I suck.

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And, you know, as a manager.

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Well, it's still difficult.

291
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It should be a difficult thing.

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Even if it's, I mean, if it's, it's a meets and they're expecting this, it's still difficult

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because you know what they're expecting.

294
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Oh yeah.

295
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And when they don't get it, there's still a, you know, just like when I get a meets, you

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know, that's happened.

297
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Right.

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More than once.

299
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And I'm still disappointed in myself.

300
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I'm like, okay, what could I have done differently?

301
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Right.

302
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But I've had so many managers.

303
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I've had 12 managers in the 15 years I've been there.

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And it's in my belief that they have no idea what I do.

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So they have to put a meets on there.

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And that drives me nuts.

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Well, what's really a tragedy is the, the directors, the, the VPs and the directors will

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go to the managers and they'll say, uh, okay, we're allowed to have, um, only 4% exceeds.

309
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Correct.

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We're allowed to have, you know, this many.

311
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Well, that's HR telling the leadership.

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Oh yeah, they're, they're telling you what you have to, you know, squeeze, just correct

313
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it.

314
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Oh shit.

315
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Pigeon hole people into.

316
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Right.

317
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And so you're like, Oh crap, I've got a really strong staff.

318
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I've got like a bunch of ass kickers that have been there forever.

319
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Right.

320
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And so they're all exceeds.

321
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Right.

322
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But I can only out of eight of them, I can only pick two of them because statistically

323
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that's, that's impossible.

324
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Well, no, it's not.

325
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Right.

326
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Cause my, my team is that good.

327
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Yeah.

328
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Because we've vetted them and they've been all there for 10 plus years.

329
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Right.

330
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Right.

331
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And so we don't, the only two can be exceeds.

332
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And it's like, okay.

333
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Yeah.

334
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Jeff, I was going to say Jeff's company, he's kind of like in a unique position, which sucky

335
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unique position.

336
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I think a lot of the performance guys that are acting so good chronically and he works

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with a really good team is, is because the company has the, and there's a lot of companies

338
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out there.

339
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They got their thumb on you.

340
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They're, they're constantly pushing you.

341
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They work you with the skeleton crew and if they don't, they're constantly cutting.

342
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So if you're constantly in fear of being laid off, you know, I mean that's, that's part of

343
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it and it kind of sucks and nobody, nobody likes to work under those conditions.

344
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It's not always, you know, and I, I thankfully haven't, I've only worked like that when I

345
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was working for myself as a, I did the entertainment stuff, DJing, hosting karaoke shows.

346
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I kind of felt like that a little bit.

347
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I always felt the stress of my show's gotta be good.

348
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I gotta make sure that I'm on no mistakes.

349
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Otherwise they won't renew your contract or whatever.

350
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Because you know, I won't be back next week and I gotta provide for my family and you

351
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got that stress that's going on.

352
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Nobody likes that.

353
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Everyone likes the comfort of feeling that warm and soft, fuzzy feeling that, you know,

354
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I got a good job, but you know, I think part of being a grownup and part of maturing, both

355
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personally and professionally is hitting these walls where you do fuck up or you do learn

356
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from these experiences.

357
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I think you have to.

358
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I think unfortunately, yeah, you really do.

359
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We're humans.

360
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We go through emotional periods where we are burned out or we just, we're not feeling it.

361
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And it affects your attitude.

362
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And you may spout out at somebody and you might say something that you wouldn't normally

363
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say be like, Oh fuck.

364
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You know, does that mean that's going to change the trajectory of my career plan because I

365
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had a bad moment?

366
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They call that career limiting.

367
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Career limiting, it's got a term.

368
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Yes, it has a term.

369
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If somebody in a meeting that pops off when there was a VP or two of VP and they're like,

370
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yeah, that was career limiting because that person is never going to approve a promotion

371
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for that person.

372
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Right.

373
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It's a real thing.

374
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It does happen.

375
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Yeah.

376
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And I try to keep that in mind.

377
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And that's actually a lot of the discussions I have as people I see their, their, their

378
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perform up here, but there's three, four months of just lulls or lulls.

379
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So yeah, they weren't on top of stuff.

380
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You had to ask them three times.

381
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Did you do that?

382
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And then we talk about it and then, you know, I, the guys that have worked for me have worked

383
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for me for a decade.

384
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So we're very good friends, family, and you know, their personal and I know them.

385
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So we talk about personal things.

386
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Yeah.

387
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Some of them are going through a divorce or some of them are going through this and you

388
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know, and then a lot of, a lot of, you know, I don't know if a lot of managers do this,

389
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but I've always offered myself to everyone that's worked with me.

390
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I was like, if you ever need to talk about something, have to do with work or not having

391
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to do with work.

392
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Yeah.

393
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Come to me.

394
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We'll go into a room.

395
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Now it's online.

396
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I'm at work or home and we'll talk about it.

397
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That's cool.

398
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,280
So, and I think it's listening to the podcast.

399
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I mean, we, I mean, we solve all sorts of problems.

400
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Right.

401
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And I've had several take me up on it.

402
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Right.

403
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,520
And not that they're asking for advice or anything like that, but it's more of a vent.

404
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,320
It is going out, out of work.

405
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,320
Yeah.

406
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It's a place where somebody who they work with or work for can give them constructive

407
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advice.

408
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600
Right.

409
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,600
Right.

410
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,600
So I've always provided that.

411
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And I think that the people that, like I said, report directly to me know that and have the

412
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ability to say, this is what's going on.

413
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This is why if I bring it up and says, Hey, what's going on?

414
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They'll tell me that's a trust.

415
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,360
Right.

416
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,860
That's a good trust thing.

417
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,880
So many people don't trust their management.

418
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,680
So I applaud you for that.

419
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680
Cool.

420
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,680
I try.

421
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,720
I don't know if I'm doing it right or wrong.

422
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,120
Are you going to lay them all off next week or no?

423
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,120
No.

424
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120
Oh, okay.

425
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,120
No.

426
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,000
Well, that's the other thing when they're told you, you have to lay off a 10% of your

427
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
staff.

428
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Oh yeah.

429
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Pick them.

430
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
I've had to do that too.

431
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Yeah.

432
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
I mean, that's a lot of fun.

433
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
That's terrible.

434
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Repeating.

435
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
I mean, I've seen you do it several times.

436
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Yeah.

437
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
It's like, yeah, you got thin out your group.

438
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
You got to do it again.

439
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
You know what it reminds me of?

440
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,880
And what's interesting, it's like when you go through the first round of cuts, you cut

441
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the lower performers.

442
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,880
Correct.

443
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880
Right?

444
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880
You stack rank.

445
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,880
Right.

446
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,880
Exactly.

447
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,160
And then you go through the second one and it's like, you might have somebody who's on

448
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,440
the fringe, but if you go through a third, every single one of them is a high performer.

449
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,320
How do you... That is the shittiest.

450
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:23,040
I've actually had to go through that where I remember living in Germany and we were leaving

451
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Germany back to the United States and I had a box full of toys.

452
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And my dad says, hey, you need to take some of those toys because we can't take them all

453
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back to the United States.

454
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,800
So you need to cut a few.

455
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You stack rank them and let them go.

456
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,640
I removed... That is completely relevant.

457
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I removed Select and I discard them like, hey, look, I'm not going to use these.

458
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I'm going to get rid of those.

459
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He takes the box, dumps it back out on the bed.

460
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He says, do it again.

461
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Oh.

462
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,600
And I did it again and he says, do it again.

463
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,600
So you were allowed like one?

464
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,560
Well, I mean, it was a three cubic foot box.

465
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:11,480
So the point is... God, that's so mean.

466
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:16,240
But it kind of taught me early... To call your shit.

467
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240
Yeah, don't get attached to anything.

468
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,240
I have to do a quick inventory.

469
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,480
I got to assess what's important, what's not.

470
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I got to really feel it out.

471
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:30,320
It's completely different from what I'm talking about with Jeff, but yet it strikes a chord

472
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with me.

473
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,320
And that was when you were four, right?

474
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I was ten.

475
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Did you have a one-on-one talk with each one and say, this is why?

476
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Yeah, listen, you're not terrible.

477
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,880
It was like, hey, you got a friend in me.

478
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,880
You remember that?

479
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
We were singing it together.

480
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,760
Did you pull your sister in to be the HR department?

481
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,080
You just read a prepared statement, then you leave and she covers the roster.

482
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,080
Oh yeah, exactly.

483
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,080
Sorry.

484
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,280
Yeah, your stuffing's coming out.

485
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,280
You're not durable.

486
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,280
You're out.

487
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,480
That inclusive, exclusive diversity program.

488
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,920
Sorry, you got to go.

489
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,080
That's just totally the way it is now.

490
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,840
That's the way it was for my last company.

491
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,520
And I was laughing because I knew everything.

492
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,520
There's no surprises, right?

493
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,080
They're like, out of the blue, this guy that I've never talked to in management wants to

494
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have a meeting with me.

495
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And then of course, I see another person on the call.

496
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I'm like, oh, here we go.

497
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,680
And I'll say, I'll just make it easy for you.

498
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,480
I was like, you don't have to stay on.

499
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,480
He was like, OK.

500
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,480
And he went off.

501
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,640
And then I started talking to the HR person and she was like, thank you so much for your

502
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professionalism.

503
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640
I was like, whatever.

504
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,440
I've been through this so many times.

505
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,640
So yeah, don't worry about it.

506
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,120
Probably not a good thing to say, I'm thinking.

507
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:40,240
No, it is because I've been laid off so many times.

508
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240
Right?

509
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240
Right.

510
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
I can't believe you hired me.

511
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,240
Everybody else is laying me off.

512
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,240
Right.

513
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240
Right.

514
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,240
No, I mean, it's all circumstantial.

515
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:52,480
Yeah, but the big picture here for you specifically is now you're you're you're you're on the

516
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,480
hunt again.

517
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,760
And these are things that dudes like us out there have to do.

518
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:03,080
I mean, you got to find your path in life, even at our age or at younger ages like Mr.

519
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,280
Austin, our producers age.

520
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,440
They got to they got to find the path.

521
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440
And it is hard.

522
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:15,360
And I feel bad for the younger folk out there because fuck what it's just tough.

523
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360
Yeah.

524
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,080
It seems harder now than it was when we were teenagers.

525
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080
I think so.

526
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,440
Only because it's a softer market right now.

527
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,440
It goes like this.

528
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,440
Yeah.

529
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440
Right now.

530
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,360
I didn't get I didn't get my first real job until I was 30.

531
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,960
Well, you know, you bring up an interesting thing because I'm going to have this conversation

532
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:40,060
with my middle one who's graduating from college because the first job you get and basically

533
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,800
every job you get from that point, but the very first job you get your attitude when

534
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,360
you if there's any young listeners, the attitude you're supposed to have when you go into that

535
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:54,280
first job is you're starting your list of getting to know people who know that you kick

536
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,800
ass.

537
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,800
That's it.

538
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,800
This is called it another.

539
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,600
It's another way of thinking about networking.

540
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,600
Right.

541
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,600
OK.

542
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,160
But you are literally starting to build your list.

543
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:10,080
You want to meet as many people as you can and convince them that you kick ass.

544
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080
Start your list.

545
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,240
Then you're going to meet people and then you want to start asking questions about what

546
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,760
they do in their departments because they don't know what they want to do at that age.

547
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,680
They don't even know what's out there unless you've been like an amazing parent and you

548
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,280
took them to all these, you know, different things to expose them.

549
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,040
What's out there in life?

550
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,080
If you haven't, that's really what they need to do is start building that list.

551
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,000
And then when they go to the next company, they continue that list.

552
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Right.

553
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,560
Keep so so that you now have a group of people that you can draw from and they all think

554
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,560
you kick ass.

555
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,000
You know what I mean?

556
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,280
And of course, you have to kick ass.

557
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280
Yeah.

558
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,280
So it's a roadmap.

559
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:51,320
That has to be your motivation going into these very first jobs that you have.

560
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:55,360
And you've got to imagine it's going to be part of your resume for an extended period.

561
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,360
Absolutely.

562
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,680
And you want it to be.

563
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,680
And you want it to be.

564
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,680
Yeah.

565
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,360
You want people to you want people to refer to that that era and be like, yeah, I kicked

566
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,360
ass.

567
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360
Yeah, I took that.

568
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,360
I'm at the point where I'm starting to leave stuff off there at the very beginning.

569
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,120
Oh, on the resume.

570
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,840
Oh, I think we're supposed to do if it's back.

571
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,800
If it's like your your lap dancing era.

572
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800
Yeah.

573
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,800
The ball dancing.

574
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Yeah.

575
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,800
On a cruise ship.

576
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800
Yeah.

577
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,080
They had a little bear cruise ship.

578
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,720
I thought about I thought about applying when I was fresh out of college.

579
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,160
There are some jobs I was going to post for one of them was going to be on a cruise ship.

580
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,160
Yeah.

581
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,160
Working their concert hall.

582
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160
Right.

583
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,120
Apply to run their sound and everything.

584
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,120
Cool.

585
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:47,760
And I also applied for the audio producer for the is the Army, the Air Force Band.

586
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760
OK.

587
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,800
So I drove from Cincinnati to Washington, D.C.

588
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,800
I made the cut.

589
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800
I got in person.

590
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:59,840
So I drove out there and went to Andrew's at the Andrew's base out there.

591
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,400
Anyway, the base out there in Washington, D.C.

592
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,400
Yeah.

593
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:09,480
I had two days of interviews and if I would have got it, there were over 500 applicants.

594
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,480
Wow.

595
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,440
I came in third.

596
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,720
He told me and I didn't get it.

597
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,520
Thankfully, not thankfully, but otherwise I would have had to have enlisted to go on

598
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:24,080
a boot camp and joined the I think it was the Army or the Army, the Army, the Air Force.

599
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,280
Just to be the sound guy of the band.

600
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,280
Correct.

601
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,960
And he goes, he goes, you will you will go through boot camp.

602
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,040
But as you're going through that, you'll have to remember the day you graduate, you will

603
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,600
outrank your drill and structure.

604
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,880
Damn.

605
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880
As a sound guy.

606
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,880
As a sound guy.

607
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,880
Yes.

608
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,880
That's crazy.

609
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,360
Because I would have traveled the world with them.

610
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360
Right.

611
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,360
Yeah.

612
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,080
I think what a different life you would have had.

613
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,080
Yeah.

614
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,080
I think it would have been an awesome choice.

615
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,480
I think the military for some people is a great choice.

616
00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:00,600
You know, it's the getting you know, it's the post military school benefits.

617
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:06,080
Because during the military, if you whatever trade you're looking to get into, they kind

618
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,080
of cater to that.

619
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,160
It's kind of like, all right, what if I want to choose into sound engineering?

620
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,160
I'm going to put you in with the the band.

621
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,640
If you want to do great, whatever the fuck you want, you want to be a plumber, they'll

622
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,120
put you in somewhere else.

623
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,760
And they'll be constructive with it.

624
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,760
I think it's good.

625
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,360
They try to give you career experience.

626
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,920
They do big concerts worldwide.

627
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,920
The band, right?

628
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,600
Would you have enjoyed that traveling the world?

629
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,600
Oh, yeah.

630
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600
I was 22.

631
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,600
Right.

632
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,600
Right.

633
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600
I had no attachments.

634
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,800
I know you weren't afraid of just taking chances because you just moved from.

635
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800
Oh, yeah.

636
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,960
That was before I moved down here.

637
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,960
I know.

638
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960
But you moved from Cleveland.

639
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,000
No, no, Cincinnati to Dallas and knew nobody.

640
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
No, nobody.

641
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Didn't have a job.

642
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Nothing.

643
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,560
So I mean, yeah, you would have been perfect to go.

644
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,560
So, yeah.

645
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:57,240
So I was I was all in, you know, and, you know, it didn't didn't work out.

646
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,840
And, you know, thankfully, worked out down here.

647
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,840
Right.

648
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:01,840
So I've got the family and the kids.

649
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,400
That's strange how things work.

650
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400
It's amazing.

651
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,800
Simple, little, tiny decisions.

652
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,080
You know, you see in the movies, like they make one little choice in their whole life.

653
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,080
The butterfly effect.

654
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,080
Yeah, kind of.

655
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,080
The whole life is different.

656
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,080
And it's true.

657
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,080
Right.

658
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:20,440
One one little decision completely changes what what you know, what could have happened.

659
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,800
Yeah, it could have been like, you know, between co-idol and a blowjob, you know.

660
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,800
Similar.

661
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,920
Yeah, what's weird is that weird.

662
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,560
But the interview, like I said, was on the base.

663
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,560
I was by myself.

664
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,560
I was 22.

665
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,640
And I was wearing back then you were a suit and tie.

666
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,640
Yeah.

667
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,640
All your interviews.

668
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,640
I don't know if you have to do that today.

669
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,520
I still would.

670
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,520
They don't.

671
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
Yeah.

672
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,520
So like Peter's in a thong.

673
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,520
So I had to show up.

674
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,880
I had to go to the base and check in and everything.

675
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:53,800
And I was being interviewed by some officer and he was in his fatigues or whatever you

676
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,800
call them.

677
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,720
And he was he was fairly laid back, though.

678
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,520
So he wasn't real hardcore regimented military.

679
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,520
You say, sir.

680
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,520
Yes, sir.

681
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,520
What I'm talking to you.

682
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,520
Right.

683
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:08,080
So and we just talked about experience, knowledge, you know, the typical interview stuff.

684
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,920
The next day was more of the technical stuff.

685
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Right.

686
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,920
So we went out to the band practice area, the big boards and really good equipment.

687
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,920
Five hundred applicants.

688
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,920
Yeah.

689
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,280
What what a pain in the ass to go through that.

690
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Yeah.

691
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280
I'm sure not all of them were interviewed.

692
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280
Right.

693
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520
They didn't make the first thing.

694
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,600
So I don't know how many he interviewed, but he said he when he called me to tell me, he

695
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600
goes, you came in third.

696
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,280
That's what I let you know.

697
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,240
He goes, you did great this.

698
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
But the other person was just whatever.

699
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,240
So you're the second best loser.

700
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,440
The other person had a second best really, really soft chin.

701
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,440
Could be.

702
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,440
Wow.

703
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,440
But to agree.

704
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,440
That would have been a whole other with the hands.

705
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,880
That would have been a whole other trajectory.

706
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,880
Did you trim your fingernails?

707
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880
They come down.

708
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,160
They were a little abrasion.

709
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,160
They were a little untrimmed.

710
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,880
Oh, God.

711
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,480
But it's weird.

712
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,480
You know, I didn't do it.

713
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,320
The different trajectories our lives take.

714
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,320
Right.

715
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,320
Oh, yeah.

716
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,320
No, it's huge.

717
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320
I mean, yeah, you would not have met your wife.

718
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320
You wouldn't have the kids you have.

719
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,520
You would not have had the career that you did.

720
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,720
I mean, Jeff and I would be doing the I mean, the Paul and I be doing the podcast by ourselves.

721
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
That's right.

722
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720
Yeah.

723
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720
Actually, just me.

724
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,720
It would be the Paul show.

725
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,320
Oh, just like Joe Rogan.

726
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,760
I would be the producer.

727
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:24,080
Did you see did you see the latest from Joe Rogan where he's essentially come out saying

728
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,080
gay?

729
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,000
No, he's not gay.

730
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480
But he said that he used to be the hardcore lib.

731
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920
Yeah, I saw Joe Rogan.

732
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,920
Joe Rogan.

733
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,920
He goes, I was I was there.

734
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920
I lived in the light.

735
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,160
I was I lived in that Democrat bubble in California.

736
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,720
He goes and they took it too far.

737
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,120
And he's like, I'm not a conservative, but you have a lot of them can't step outside

738
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,120
the bubble.

739
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,120
They don't see it.

740
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,120
Well, he did.

741
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,120
He sees the crazy.

742
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,120
And he said it.

743
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,320
You know, the other person is that Mar guy.

744
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,320
Bill Mar.

745
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,640
He's still he's he's your traditional Democrat.

746
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,680
But he's but Bill Mar in the crazy.

747
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,280
He had a well, he sees the crazy.

748
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,080
He's a no more had a one of the shows this past week with Chuck, not Chuck Schumer, but

749
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080
what's pencil neck?

750
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,080
Adam Shiff, Adam Shiff is Adam.

751
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,960
Well, first of all, Mr. Pruce pulled up Rogan here real quick.

752
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,680
See if we can put that little clip on.

753
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,680
So that was Bobby.

754
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,920
Bobby Lee with Joe Rogan on there.

755
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,440
Bobby Lee is part of the the the Bad Friends podcast.

756
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,480
He's also on the TV show Bagnum P.I.

757
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,480
Who Bobby Lee?

758
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,480
Yes.

759
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480
Bobby Lee's been in a bunch of stuff.

760
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,280
He's a he's a C rate.

761
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,640
Coming up to the B as far as entertainers go.

762
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,640
There you go.

763
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640
He's very oily looking.

764
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640
Yeah.

765
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,640
Oily.

766
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,640
Yeah.

767
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,640
He's the guy that's got his painted fingernails all over.

768
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640
I mean, he's a funny guy.

769
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,640
He's hilarious.

770
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,200
I mean, I've seen him on a bunch of different interviews.

771
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,840
Well, he's successful enough to be on the Joe Rogan show.

772
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,840
Oh, yeah.

773
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,840
Damn.

774
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,840
He's a comedian, too.

775
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,840
Right.

776
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,840
Right.

777
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,020
And he was on what is SNL.

778
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,920
But what is the other one that was a competitive?

779
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920
It was SCTV in Canada.

780
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920
No, dude.

781
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920
Those were like the 80s.

782
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,920
Was it the one with Jim Carrey in it?

783
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Yeah.

784
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,920
In Love and Color.

785
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920
Yeah.

786
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,920
In Love and Color.

787
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,840
He was a so Bobby Lee was in Love and Color.

788
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,840
What did you say?

789
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
SCTV.

790
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840
You remember that one?

791
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,840
What?

792
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
What is that?

793
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
Did we just show our age?

794
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,840
I've never even heard of it.

795
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,840
SCTV.

796
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,840
I was like, I haven't even heard that forever.

797
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,840
That's the Canadian version of Saturday Night Live.

798
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840
Yeah.

799
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Yeah, right there.

800
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaking of Saturday Night Live, you see how they're getting torn up for the debanking?

801
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,840
Oh, yeah.

802
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,840
You know what?

803
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Those are the writers.

804
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,840
Those come on.

805
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,840
And you know what?

806
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,840
It doesn't matter.

807
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,440
If I'm going to say so bad.

808
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440
It is bad.

809
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,440
It just shows their ignorance.

810
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,440
Ignorance.

811
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,440
Incredible ignorance.

812
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:40,840
And how desperate they are to trash Trump.

813
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Yeah.

814
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
They can throw anything and everything they can throw at him.

815
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,840
Anything.

816
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,840
And it's just nonstop.

817
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,840
You guys had mentioned something I didn't hear about.

818
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:53,840
You said the Trump, someone took him to court and they won where he's got to pay $88.3 million.

819
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Yeah, 30 years ago.

820
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,320
Because she looked at it.

821
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,440
Because he looked at somebody in a sexually taunting manner.

822
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,440
No.

823
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440
No.

824
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,240
So apparently they had, I mean, he denies it.

825
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:10,440
But she said that they were, during the day, the two of them were in a dressing room.

826
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,280
And it was, I guess, consensual that they went into the dressing room.

827
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,600
But he sexually assaulted her.

828
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600
Which he denies.

829
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,600
But what does that mean?

830
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,120
That's kind of like, what is a gun?

831
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,120
The automatic gun.

832
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,120
Right.

833
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Well, but here's the interesting thing.

834
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,000
The statute of limitations ran out for declaring, for rape.

835
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,360
This is a civil case.

836
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360
So, yeah.

837
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:41,360
So she was claiming defamation.

838
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,240
How did he defame her?

839
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,080
Because he was saying, she was saying he raped me and he was going, you're crazy, I don't

840
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,080
even know who you are.

841
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:55,160
And she was like, oh, he defamed me and now I've lost my, I'm 71 years old and I lost

842
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,680
my TV show, my column.

843
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:04,480
So I guess the next question is why in the fuck would a judge allow her to be granted

844
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,480
that?

845
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480
And a jury.

846
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480
Because it's in New York City.

847
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,480
It's New York City.

848
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:13,200
Left, a leftist jury, leftist judge, leftist everything.

849
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,360
Trump's not going to win in any scenario like that.

850
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,360
No, no, no.

851
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,400
And he, by the way, he has three or four more of these lined up.

852
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,200
So they're just going to constantly berate him.

853
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,200
Correct.

854
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,080
They're throwing everything they can at him to keep him from running.

855
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,880
But he's going to run and he's going to win.

856
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,000
So I mean, it doesn't matter what they do.

857
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Yeah.

858
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
So.

859
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,640
Can he, well, let's say he gets president, he can just.

860
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,680
Yeah, he can, right?

861
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Not for civil cases.

862
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680
Well, I don't know.

863
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,680
I don't think not for a civil case.

864
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,720
Man, the, we were talking about this in the, in the, the green room, blue room, green

865
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,720
room.

866
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720
What the fuck is a green room?

867
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720
Is it a green room?

868
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,200
Uh, that, you know, she's a nutcase.

869
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,600
I mean, I was talking about, I want to, you brought about a couple of interviews.

870
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
I've seen her on one.

871
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,240
There was the Cooper Anderson show where she was talking about rape.

872
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,280
She's a, she's a nut job.

873
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,600
In fact, she was so nutty that Cooper and it's most kind of, eh, we're going to go to

874
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,600
emerge.

875
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,160
We're going to go to a commercial break real quick.

876
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,960
And Mr. Produce, what is her name?

877
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:10,960
E Jean Carroll.

878
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,240
I believe E Jean Carroll and Cooper Anderson.

879
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,560
See if you can pull that up.

880
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,440
But the latest thing is she was just talking about, you know, not talking about, yeah,

881
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,900
I was so hurt and I was so devastated.

882
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,680
She was like, this is like a good win.

883
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,880
You know, this is like, you know, we were, we're getting Trump.

884
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,880
You know what I mean?

885
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,880
It was just so obvious.

886
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,880
It was a political hack job.

887
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,880
Yeah.

888
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,120
He's like, uh, yeah, cause he, let me right back.

889
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,120
Yeah.

890
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,120
Yeah.

891
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,960
Because he's hoping, he's hoping they have somebody on, on that is going to like put

892
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,480
a nail in the Trump coffin.

893
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Right.

894
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,640
And he's like, Oh my God, this is a nut job.

895
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,640
This, uh, she just glamorized.

896
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,640
Yeah.

897
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,640
But she won.

898
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,880
She won because you know, it's a leftist judge and a leftist jury and, and it's total

899
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,880
bullshit, man.

900
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,880
Yeah, it is.

901
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,160
And there's more coming.

902
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,160
More of that stuff coming.

903
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,320
I tell you what's bullshit.

904
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:08,080
It's uh, my attitude towards Jack Daniel's single barrel barrel proof.

905
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,560
Like three years ago, we bought a bottle.

906
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,560
What is it like a 350 milliliter?

907
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,560
Yeah, it's a small one.

908
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560
It's like, yeah, 375, whatever it is.

909
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560
Uh, we bought that bottle.

910
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,560
We brought it over to your house, I believe.

911
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:24,240
Uh, and we were like, we were doing shots of it and we're like, Oh my God, I just drink

912
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,240
gasoline.

913
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:33,440
And we put it in the cabinet up here and there it sat and now, yeah, then we're presented

914
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,040
with, Oh, you guys need to try this.

915
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:41,040
Yeah, we're at Total Wine and we were talking to Stan and Kevin and, and uh, so they, they

916
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,160
suggested we drink this.

917
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,840
So we get the bottle, we get it.

918
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,760
It's a, it, this one right here, hold on here.

919
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:51,800
The, um, the Total Wine version, the Jack Daniel's just a single barrel, barrel proof.

920
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,400
It's a store pick from Total Wine.

921
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:00,840
So when you, when you drink this, uh, for me, you know, this Tennessee medium, uh, slightly

922
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:06,560
oily body, sweet with slightly astringent, uh, follow on the palate.

923
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:12,800
It's oak cocoa and then pepper developing and it's causing your tongue to tingle around

924
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,280
the edges pleasantly.

925
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:20,160
And it's a nice mixture of light dry stone fruits and a medium dry, uh, finished with

926
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,280
a tingling rye on the tongue.

927
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,440
Did you add stone fruits?

928
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,760
No, that's just off the top of his head.

929
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,760
Come on.

930
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,760
I've been practicing that all day.

931
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760
Oh yeah.

932
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,760
Yeah.

933
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,560
Uh, and it packs a punch.

934
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,560
It's only $1,225.

935
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,560
It does.

936
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,560
It is super sweet.

937
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,560
It was Jack Daniel's.

938
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
It's Jack Daniel's proof, man.

939
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,160
Oh man, this is wonderful.

940
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:43,560
I've been sitting here contemplating on what I'm going to rank this and I'm like, surely

941
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:49,960
I can't rank this an eight, but I think, I think I'm going to rank this an eight.

942
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,960
It's really good.

943
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,960
I'm not going to, I'm not going to lie.

944
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,960
Yeah.

945
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,640
It's got a lot of your standard Jack Daniel flavors.

946
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,720
It's just more intense because of the proof.

947
00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,720
Right.

948
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720
Those flavors pop.

949
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,720
Oh yeah.

950
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:07,600
They're so poppy, you know, it's not oily like a glove, like a Petrus McOily.

951
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,800
It's now it just has a little viscous.

952
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800
What is the word?

953
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800
A viscosity.

954
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,800
A viscosity of it.

955
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,800
Yeah.

956
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,800
It's got a little legs going on.

957
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,800
What kind of legs?

958
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:22,000
I would say that it's a store pick, but is every single barrel a non-store pick or non-

959
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
No.

960
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Yeah.

961
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Does it have that proof?

962
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
No.

963
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Each single barrel is going to be different.

964
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Yeah, that's true.

965
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
So this one-

966
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
So this one happens to me.

967
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,400
But you had another bottle.

968
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,400
What was the proof of the other bottle?

969
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,400
That was 129.

970
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,400
See, the single barrels range from 125 to 140.

971
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Oh, okay.

972
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,480
So they're all, you know, that was my question.

973
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,480
So they're all going to be powerful.

974
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,480
Okay.

975
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,480
Oh yeah.

976
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
They're all going to be-

977
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,480
This specific one is 130.3, I believe.

978
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,480
Oh damn.

979
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,480
I believe so.

980
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,480
Mr. Producer, can you verify that?

981
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,480
No, no, no.

982
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,480
The one we have is 125.5.

983
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
One, 20, 125.

984
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,480
I thought he was counting.

985
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,480
It's 125.5.

986
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480
Oh, so we're at the low end.

987
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,480
What a waste.

988
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,480
Toss it.

989
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480
Yeah, 125.5?

990
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,480
Yeah, yeah.

991
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,480
No, I spit it out.

992
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,480
Yeah.

993
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,480
It's not worth ingesting.

994
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
I spit it out.

995
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480
Bullshit.

996
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,480
All three of us were like-

997
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,480
Yeah, I took the first sip when I sat down and it was really good.

998
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:16,480
It's really good.

999
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,080
There's a lot of, at least for me, there's a lot of, I don't know if you call it tea

1000
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,480
or tobacco or something on the finish for me.

1001
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,480
Yeah, it does.

1002
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,480
You're right.

1003
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,480
You nailed it.

1004
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,000
Well, you know what?

1005
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Let me have another pool.

1006
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,480
There you go.

1007
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,480
And I'll see what's in there.

1008
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,480
Yeah, it's got a little hint of a sweet tobacco on the backside of it.

1009
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Like a little bit of Red Man.

1010
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480
Red Man.

1011
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,480
Little chew.

1012
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,480
Little chew.

1013
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,480
Man, it's good.

1014
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,480
And dudes like us rate this one high.

1015
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,480
I don't know where you guys stand on this, but I'm sticking with my eight.

1016
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480
What do you, what say you?

1017
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,480
I'm going to go with eight one or eight two.

1018
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,480
Eight two.

1019
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,480
I was going to go, and I'm not trying to be a contra-narian or contra-arian.

1020
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,480
Contrarian.

1021
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,480
Contrarian.

1022
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,480
I was going to go with a seven seven.

1023
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,480
That's really high though.

1024
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,480
That's really high.

1025
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,480
I think you're very high for fucking going that low.

1026
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,480
What is going on over there?

1027
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Well, this is when you give Eagle Rare a three.

1028
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,480
I'm still.

1029
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,480
I gave it a four.

1030
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,480
Well, no.

1031
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,480
It was a two, it's a 2.8 there.

1032
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,480
We rounded it up.

1033
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,480
And I went, I went up to 4.9.

1034
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,480
So I'm still bitter about that rating.

1035
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,480
So I'm, and you seem to be excited about this one.

1036
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,480
Here's your changes to a four.

1037
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,480
So I'm, yeah, I'm thinking a seven four now.

1038
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,480
Yeah, we're dropping the high, we're dropping the low, so I got mine.

1039
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,480
Yeah, it's good.

1040
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,480
It's really, it's a, I highly recommend.

1041
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,480
Yeah, this is, this is a tasty one.

1042
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:37,480
Again, this is ours is a store pick, so it's a, we have the, we still have the three seven five out there.

1043
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,480
We'll taste that.

1044
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,480
We'll give a little sample.

1045
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,480
Just a little sample to compare to this.

1046
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,480
Do you want to try this?

1047
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,480
And we'll dump the rest in the infinity bottle.

1048
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,480
Okay.

1049
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,480
That sounds like a plan.

1050
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480
All right.

1051
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,480
Sounds like a really good plan.

1052
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,480
And I think this was, this was our first high proof bottle that we bought.

1053
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,480
Okay.

1054
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,480
And we thought it was horrible.

1055
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,480
It's terrible, yes.

1056
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,480
I thought it was great, but I was quiet about it.

1057
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,480
Because I didn't want you guys to feel dumb.

1058
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480
I was like, God, what a bunch of.

1059
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:10,480
It's like back in the day when you were in college and you went to do wild turkey shots and you would do a shot and it would just scratch the shit out of your throat.

1060
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,480
But you felt like a man.

1061
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480
He was like, oh, it's good.

1062
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,480
No, I didn't feel like a man.

1063
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,480
And all the women were like, oh my God.

1064
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,480
No, I didn't like him.

1065
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,480
He's drinking bourbon straight.

1066
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,480
Oh, look at him.

1067
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,480
Oh.

1068
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,480
The purpose back then was not to enjoy.

1069
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,480
I want to have sex with him.

1070
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,480
It was to get drunk.

1071
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,480
This was the sole goal.

1072
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,480
Let's do a shot.

1073
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480
Oh, wild turkey 101.

1074
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480
101, yes.

1075
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,480
Kickin' chicken.

1076
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,480
We had the Bacardi.

1077
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,480
151.

1078
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480
That was 151.

1079
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,480
151, which is even worse.

1080
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,480
Why would anybody do that?

1081
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,480
That's just, that makes no sense to me.

1082
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,480
I did in college.

1083
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,480
Like a shot of it?

1084
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Yeah, we do shots of it.

1085
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,480
We played quarters with it.

1086
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,480
That's like.

1087
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,480
Which was a mistake.

1088
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,480
Almost.

1089
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,480
Everclear.

1090
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,480
What is Everclear?

1091
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,480
What's the proof of Everclear?

1092
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,480
190, 190, 190, 190, 190, 190.

1093
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,480
190, 190, 190, 190, 190.

1094
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,480
Damn.

1095
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
Yeah.

1096
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,480
What would we rate that?

1097
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Zero.

1098
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
Zero.

1099
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Did you guys, I said.

1100
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,480
That's a mixer for like Buffalo.

1101
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Zero.

1102
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Very Buffalo's or something.

1103
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,480
Someone sent me a meme or I sent it to you or something.

1104
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,480
It got circulated somewhere.

1105
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,480
Some guy sampling Everclear.

1106
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,480
Did you guys see that?

1107
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480
I haven't seen that, no.

1108
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,480
No.

1109
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,480
So this guy actually went through the process of sampling it.

1110
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,480
Oh, God.

1111
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,480
And he took the time.

1112
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,480
You could argue that's the same thing as kind of moonshine, but go ahead.

1113
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,480
Well, he took the time to really dig into it.

1114
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,480
And he was just like, this is gut rot.

1115
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,480
And his eyes were sucking into his skull.

1116
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,480
I really, really took a noble effort to go through the processes.

1117
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,480
And this is gut rot.

1118
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,480
Don't do it.

1119
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,480
You're an idiot.

1120
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,480
Well, how was the nose?

1121
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,480
The nose must have been fine.

1122
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,480
It was like pure corn.

1123
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480
It's alcohol.

1124
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,480
He's like, I no longer have hair.

1125
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Well, I remember we had it in college because one of my roommates was grandfathered in.

1126
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,480
Plus he was in the military.

1127
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,480
So he would buy this off the military liquor store.

1128
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,480
And he'd come back.

1129
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,480
And we had the cabinet full of booze.

1130
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,480
So stop a second.

1131
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,480
So when you say grandfathered in, a lot of dudes like us out there don't know what you're talking about.

1132
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,480
I want you to say that.

1133
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:07,480
Well, in Ohio, I'm sure it's happened in many states, but in Ohio where I lived at the time, right as I was about to turn 18, that was the legal drinking age.

1134
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,480
Yeah.

1135
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,480
In Ohio was 18.

1136
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480
Right.

1137
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,480
So they decided we're going to move it to 21.

1138
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,480
Yeah.

1139
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,480
But there was a grandfather area in there that if your birthday...

1140
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,480
Yeah, people were already drinking.

1141
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,480
Yeah, but if, yeah, so if your birthday fell within this area, you were grandfathered in.

1142
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,480
Right.

1143
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,480
So if you're already 18 and drinking, you were grandfathered in and you could drink through 21.

1144
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480
Well, I wasn't 18 yet.

1145
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,480
Can you imagine being one day before that date?

1146
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
I wasn't very far.

1147
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,480
Like you were literally 17 years, 300 in.

1148
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,480
I was born at 11 p.m.

1149
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,480
Seriously.

1150
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,480
One hour.

1151
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,480
Right.

1152
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480
So he was grandfathered in.

1153
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:48,480
So he was 18 like the rest of us, but and he was in the military, National Guard.

1154
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,480
So he was he'd go up there once a month and he'd come back with just shit.

1155
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,480
He came back with Yukon Jack, Southern Comfort, 151.

1156
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,480
Early times.

1157
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,480
Southern Comfort is so nasty.

1158
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,480
And just Montezuma's tequila, Montezuma's, which was terrible.

1159
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,480
And then the Everclear.

1160
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Montezuma.

1161
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,480
So the Everclear, the spirit of Everclear, well, it was to mix in with other stuff like

1162
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,480
jungle juice.

1163
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,480
Right.

1164
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
And they would claim that you couldn't taste it.

1165
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480
You could definitely.

1166
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,480
It was just harsh.

1167
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,480
Well, I mean, yeah.

1168
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,480
But when you got a bunch of if you have one of those igloo tall igloos with, you know,

1169
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,480
you don't care what he wants.

1170
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,480
You dump in a bunch of Hawaiian punched orange cranberry, whatever the fuck you fucking.

1171
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
It tastes horrible.

1172
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Kool-Aid powder.

1173
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,480
They're putting everything.

1174
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,480
I was going to say the point is to get drunk.

1175
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480
You don't care what it tastes like.

1176
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,480
You put fruit in it.

1177
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,480
Yeah.

1178
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,480
Yeah.

1179
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,480
They take a little fruit.

1180
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,480
Well, that's another thing.

1181
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:43,000
They take like a they drill the top of a watermelon and they will take literally take the bottle

1182
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,840
and stick it on top of the watermelon and let it but infuse down to the bottom and put

1183
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,480
a little spot on the body.

1184
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:57,200
One night I drank as normal, but I did several of those watermelon.

1185
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,200
You don't eat the.

1186
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,200
Well, you do eat the.

1187
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,200
How was that?

1188
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Was that your first experience with the shaman?

1189
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,960
It was no.

1190
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,960
But it was watermelon infused vodka.

1191
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,440
Oh my God.

1192
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,680
That put it over the edge.

1193
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,680
That stuff is dangerous.

1194
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,240
Yeah, it is because it's good and you just eat it.

1195
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,240
Yeah, you see it.

1196
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,240
Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, you have a fruit a fruit tray.

1197
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,240
You know what I mean?

1198
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:20,640
Like, you know, you got the little tomatoes and the little toothpick.

1199
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,080
Yeah, your little toothpick and take a little watermelon and and six of them later, you're

1200
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,960
face down in the in the living room and everybody's going, oh my God, what's wrong with you?

1201
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,960
That's about right.

1202
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Yeah, we call them Harry Buffalo's.

1203
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,960
I'm sorry.

1204
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,960
What?

1205
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,960
Harry Buffalo.

1206
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,040
Harry Buffalo's what?

1207
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,520
That's what you call your jungle juice.

1208
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,240
OK, so Harry Buffalo.

1209
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,240
That's where we're not.

1210
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,240
Oh, OK.

1211
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,240
It's the regional.

1212
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,240
That's not infused fruit.

1213
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,240
That is no.

1214
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,240
It was a big like a cooler.

1215
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,240
Yeah.

1216
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,000
Garbage can or whatever you used.

1217
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,560
And you do what he said, right?

1218
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:55,080
So you have all this booze dump a bunch of liquid and you let it sit there like all day

1219
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,840
just so it soaks up.

1220
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,160
And then everyone's going for the fruit.

1221
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,000
That sounded so appealing back then.

1222
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,160
But now when you think about it, it's like, oh, God, and the hangover.

1223
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,560
Oh, yeah, all the sugar.

1224
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,800
And you just get so drunk.

1225
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,800
It's so quick.

1226
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,800
Yeah.

1227
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,280
And you're kind of like, what the fuck happened to me?

1228
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280
Why am I barfing?

1229
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,800
You know, I haven't heard that word in a long time.

1230
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,800
Barfing.

1231
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Yeah.

1232
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,800
That's an old school word.

1233
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Yeah.

1234
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,720
College was a whole other level, man, for I know this didn't happen to me, but this

1235
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:26,720
happened to my sister.

1236
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,280
She went to the same school I did.

1237
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,760
And her and her roommate were boosers back then.

1238
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,200
We all were, for that matter.

1239
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:40,240
And she said her roommate was walking down the street, just down the main street there

1240
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,720
in Athens, Ohio.

1241
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:47,480
And it was cool out, so she had a jacket on and she had to puke.

1242
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,480
But there are too many people around.

1243
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,440
So she took her she puked in her sleeve.

1244
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Oh, come on.

1245
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,320
That's what you do.

1246
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,320
That's college right there.

1247
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Oh, that's disgusting.

1248
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,320
Puking the sleeve.

1249
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:02,720
In like in like in the inside of the sleeve.

1250
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,720
Inside of the sleeve.

1251
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:09,920
You pull your hand up to your to your mouth, widen your sleeve and throw up into your arm

1252
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:10,920
basically.

1253
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920
Yes.

1254
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,680
Instead of I have never I've never heard of that.

1255
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,680
Hopefully I'll never have to think about that.

1256
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,080
Oh my God, I need to be a puke.

1257
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,240
That is not happening on any planet.

1258
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,240
Yeah.

1259
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,840
Well, I mean, what else are you going to do if you're going to throw up in front of in

1260
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,040
front of people that aren't expecting you to throw up?

1261
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,080
I mean, not that anybody would expect you to.

1262
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,080
I was ill.

1263
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,080
Sorry.

1264
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,080
No, don't count.

1265
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,080
Everyone has your destroyed.

1266
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,920
You're like, I think I have a stomach bug.

1267
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,920
I'm sorry.

1268
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,920
I think that's all just painted.

1269
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,920
I'm sorry.

1270
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,920
I threw up all over you, but I have a stomach bug.

1271
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,400
That barf smells very fragrant.

1272
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,400
Stone fruit.

1273
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,400
Yeah.

1274
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,760
Like the buffalo hair.

1275
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,760
We just.

1276
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,760
Oh my God.

1277
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,560
I was still stuck on that damn buffalo hair.

1278
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,560
Is that what they call it?

1279
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,560
Hairy Buffalo.

1280
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,560
Hairy Buffalo.

1281
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,560
It's even worse.

1282
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,280
It sounds like a big nut sack.

1283
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,280
I mean, I don't even.

1284
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,280
Yeah, I don't know.

1285
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,280
I didn't make it up.

1286
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,280
That's what that's what we called it.

1287
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,280
Hairy Buffalo.

1288
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,280
That's what we called it.

1289
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
Trash can punch.

1290
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280
Right.

1291
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,280
Yeah.

1292
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Well, that's not as fun.

1293
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280
Yeah.

1294
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,280
Yeah.

1295
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,280
Well, trash can punch.

1296
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,280
I've heard that too, but yeah, yeah.

1297
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,280
That's what we all call it.

1298
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280
I call it a jungle juice.

1299
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
Jungle juice.

1300
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
Jungle juice.

1301
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,680
Yeah, we had a little song.

1302
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,080
We made all sorts of mistakes back then, didn't we?

1303
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Yeah.

1304
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,080
Well, you know, that's what you do.

1305
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,080
That's what you do.

1306
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,080
That's what you do.

1307
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,080
Yeah.

1308
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,640
Getting your first job and learning all these different things and drinking.

1309
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,280
Did you do the handstand keg drink?

1310
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,640
I never did that.

1311
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,640
Upside down.

1312
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,640
I've done that.

1313
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,640
And I didn't butt chug anything either.

1314
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
I didn't do that.

1315
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,640
Were they have, were they, what was that a jackass?

1316
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,640
What the fuck?

1317
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,640
You know what I'm talking about?

1318
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,640
Butt chugging?

1319
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,640
Yeah, yeah.

1320
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,640
They have a funnel and they shove it up the behind.

1321
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,640
I don't know.

1322
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,640
I miss that movie.

1323
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,640
I've never seen that.

1324
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,640
It's in the movie Jackass, I thought.

1325
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
I don't know.

1326
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
I miss that.

1327
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,560
They've had several versions and I've seen only parts of one of the Jackass movies.

1328
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:00,120
I've seen like, I mean, the one was most disturbing is when he put a sock on his penis

1329
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:05,840
and stuck and then dressed it up like a mouse and then stuck it into a cage where a mouse

1330
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,840
would chew on it.

1331
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,840
Okay.

1332
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,840
Why?

1333
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,320
The whole movie is why.

1334
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,480
Yeah, no, everything about, everything about that, those guys.

1335
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,960
Is that Steve-O that did that?

1336
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,440
Yeah, just off the rails.

1337
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,320
Well, he's like R.H. Doe.

1338
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,800
Yeah, I was amazingly still alive too.

1339
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,320
I mean, these guys were jumping in waters with sharks.

1340
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,320
You know, it just, come on.

1341
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,320
What are you doing?

1342
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,320
Stupid.

1343
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,320
I mean, anything for likes or anything for.

1344
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,320
Well, the name of it, Jackass.

1345
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,320
I think one of the.

1346
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,120
That's like the start of the old Tik Tok-y thing.

1347
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,680
Some of those guys got fucked up.

1348
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,680
I mean, her dad.

1349
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,680
Well, the midget died.

1350
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,680
During one of their scenes?

1351
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,160
Well, I don't know, but I know he died.

1352
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,160
But you don't know why.

1353
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,520
It could have been he got eaten by shark.

1354
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,520
I don't think so.

1355
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:47,520
I don't know, but he did die.

1356
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,520
He was a little nugget.

1357
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,520
I don't know what his name was.

1358
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,520
Sharks are, ah, fuck that.

1359
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,520
I'm going after a small one.

1360
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,520
Yeah.

1361
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,520
It tastes like chicken.

1362
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,520
Yeah.

1363
00:46:54,520 --> 00:47:03,440
That guy there, he so was, you know, he died dead at 54.

1364
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,160
So sounds like he's just natural causes.

1365
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,160
I don't know, man.

1366
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,720
And all the stupid shit he did throughout his life.

1367
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:10,720
Could have been.

1368
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,960
Oh, I think it's switched to a different story.

1369
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,960
Oh, there we go.

1370
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,120
Now, let's see.

1371
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,720
He died of.

1372
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,080
Jackass star Stevie Lee.

1373
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,800
A wrestler known as the puppet unexpectedly passed away.

1374
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,240
Oh, so he must have.

1375
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,600
I won't say it.

1376
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,600
Puppet, the psycho dwarf.

1377
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,600
All right.

1378
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,600
Pro wrestler.

1379
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,600
When did that happen?

1380
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
What year?

1381
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,600
Just a couple of years ago, I think.

1382
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Hmm.

1383
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,600
Couple of years ago.

1384
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,600
Interesting.

1385
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Yeah.

1386
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,600
Twenty twenty.

1387
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,600
Yeah.

1388
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,600
Holy shit.

1389
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,600
September 11th, 9-11.

1390
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,600
He died on 9-11.

1391
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,600
I wonder what that could have been.

1392
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,600
He died of cancer.

1393
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,600
He died of cancer.

1394
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,600
He died of cancer.

1395
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,600
He died of cancer.

1396
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,600
He died of cancer.

1397
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,600
He died of covid.

1398
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,600
Yeah.

1399
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Oh, yeah.

1400
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
That wasn't out yet.

1401
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Oh, yeah.

1402
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,600
The point zero zero zero.

1403
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,600
Yes.

1404
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,760
Did you say that they're revising all of those numbers now?

1405
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760
Yes.

1406
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,760
They're revising those?

1407
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,760
Yes.

1408
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
Yes.

1409
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:12,280
They they they had a study put out and they in fact they in YouTube would probably say

1410
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,160
this is misinformation.

1411
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:20,720
But based on what I was reading, they said that in retrospect, they looked at the total

1412
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:24,760
number of people that died and said there was no change.

1413
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:29,920
There was a normal change due to population growth that followed the trend of the population

1414
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,880
growth versus the demise.

1415
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:37,600
So they're just they're changing it to align with the other causes of death you're saying.

1416
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,440
Well, what heart attacks, cancer.

1417
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,680
Well, what they think they're changing is they died of and died with.

1418
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,960
They admitted that the the so the death certificates, the death certificates were saying, well,

1419
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,240
look, this person got decapitated in a car wreck.

1420
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,320
However, they at the same time had covid.

1421
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,440
Therefore they died of covid.

1422
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
Right.

1423
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,320
So they're going back and they're changing all those different things.

1424
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,320
Yeah, they should.

1425
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,320
That's silly.

1426
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,320
Right.

1427
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,000
I mean, I think having covid and dying from covid are two different things.

1428
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Right.

1429
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,760
So and there were some people that died of absolutely the of covid.

1430
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,360
There were some there are people that I know.

1431
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,680
There are at least two people that I know that were deathly sick, hospitalized for a

1432
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,680
week.

1433
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,680
Yeah.

1434
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,040
And that's I mean, I don't know if we want to dive too far into that.

1435
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,400
That's the problem with like being frustrated with the numbers being fudgy because you take

1436
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,120
away from the fact that people really did die from covid.

1437
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,520
It really was a dangerous thing for a lot of people.

1438
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Yeah.

1439
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,840
But the fact that they inflated the numbers made everybody go, well, we don't believe

1440
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840
this.

1441
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Right.

1442
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,920
So when you not believe something, it takes away from you get to ask yourself, why were

1443
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,440
they doing that?

1444
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,440
Right.

1445
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,440
I don't know.

1446
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,440
I don't know.

1447
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,440
To inflate the narrative.

1448
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,440
Well, I mean, justify the lockdown.

1449
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,440
Justify the lockdown.

1450
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,440
Yeah.

1451
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440
Well, but why were they doing that?

1452
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,920
Trying to try to take over the world.

1453
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,840
Well, I mean, there was there's two things.

1454
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:58,640
I mean, there was there they're trying to queer up Trump's plans and they wanted to

1455
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,360
they wanted to instill the not instill.

1456
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,160
They wanted to what is it called?

1457
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,840
They wanted to create a way for the voting system to do the mail in ballots.

1458
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,840
There's two.

1459
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,120
The other thing that was kind of weird, and none of this is true.

1460
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,280
So I mean, I don't know for a fact.

1461
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,960
I'm just kind of like you're just joking all around.

1462
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,960
Well, no, not really.

1463
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:21,920
But the other thing was the the world economic forum.

1464
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,200
Klaus Schwab Schwab Schwab.

1465
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,480
So he they're little faction of folk over there.

1466
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,840
They were just kind of saying, well, you know, it's kind of an experiment to see if we really

1467
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,680
lock down the world, if we can get them to comply, you know.

1468
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:42,280
And then, you know, like one of the latest things that one of those fuckers said was

1469
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,880
something like, well, the next time we'll start doing stuff to the water.

1470
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,120
Yeah, I saw that.

1471
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,880
It really that that's really documented.

1472
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,680
I saw the interview was a lady said we're going to do it.

1473
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,680
We're going to now start.

1474
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,800
We're going to do something to the water next and really get to them.

1475
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,440
We'll really make them comply.

1476
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,440
No specifics around it.

1477
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,440
Yeah, there was none.

1478
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,160
It was very vague, but it was the power of suggestion was there.

1479
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,960
And you're kind of like, wow, she just said that.

1480
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,760
That was a couple of years ago at the WEF.

1481
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,160
I think what Davos, whatever the hell they call it, that is just it's sickening.

1482
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,160
Yeah, we'll be we are we are being puppetized.

1483
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,840
Well, I think we're being conditioned.

1484
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,840
We're being groomed.

1485
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,840
Well, I think the lockdown worked, but there's going to be a lot of skepticism.

1486
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:34,360
Oh, no, I don't think they can do it again without massive pushback now.

1487
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:39,800
But which is I think is a good thing, potentially bad, because maybe.

1488
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800
So that does.

1489
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
Yeah, it might.

1490
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Well, I mean, right.

1491
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,920
That's why China is working on a 100 percent lethal.

1492
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,360
Well, they've already done it.

1493
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,360
Right.

1494
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,360
100 percent lethal.

1495
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,520
100 percent lethal, which is what WEF wanted them to have.

1496
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,520
Make sure you've got this in your back pocket.

1497
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,480
What's the point of population control for one thing?

1498
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,680
Well, but the point is, is that they're population.

1499
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,080
And Biden's running along with him and he's letting Chinese nationalists come up from the

1500
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,920
South and they're they're populating all over the United States right now.

1501
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,560
In fact, there was a report put on how was Fox News.

1502
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,560
They were talking about a guy that was, not to say undercover, but he was down there on

1503
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,560
the path.

1504
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,520
They have to travel to like six countries.

1505
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:20,480
And they said on that path, they're passing out these vouchers and some literature for

1506
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,480
the Chinese nationalist.

1507
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,760
In fact, he was staying at a hotel where a bunch of Chinese nationalists says, I am the

1508
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,160
only non Chinese person here.

1509
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,160
And there's hundreds of people in this hotel and there's literature all over the place

1510
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:38,040
on on the path to take and who to talk to, where to get your meals all the way.

1511
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,040
All right.

1512
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,320
So let's let's dive into that.

1513
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,440
I wanted to play some do some scenario planning here.

1514
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,440
All right.

1515
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,200
So let's say, you know, because they've been they've been doing some fear mongering.

1516
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,200
There's people like dangerous people coming into the country, just flooding into the country.

1517
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,200
Hold on.

1518
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,800
I just want to add one more thing.

1519
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,800
OK.

1520
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,900
Giving meals out all the way.

1521
00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:02,000
Those meals are provided by the the UN.

1522
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,440
OK.

1523
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,840
There's a UN meaning this is almost like a sponsored event.

1524
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,840
Yes.

1525
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,120
And we pay and we donate planned in the United States.

1526
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:17,600
Donate 20 percent of our the UN survives or exists because of the 20 percent of the money

1527
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,800
that we give it.

1528
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,600
So we're paying 20 percent of all that food that they're giving.

1529
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,880
I think it's probably more than 20.

1530
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,320
I'm sure it is.

1531
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,320
What would happen if if we said we're out of the UN?

1532
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,760
What would happen if we pulled out?

1533
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,560
Yeah, if we pulled out.

1534
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,520
What would that mean?

1535
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,520
I don't know.

1536
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,520
Fuck it.

1537
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,280
We don't make those rule decisions anymore.

1538
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,080
So we'd be they would have to bring in another.

1539
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080
Yeah.

1540
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,120
The part of having the big five of the UN is so that you don't have a you don't have

1541
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
a balance.

1542
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,580
You can't have an equal vote.

1543
00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:51,120
You don't have two against two or three against three.

1544
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,120
There's five.

1545
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,560
So you can have three to the Security Council.

1546
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,560
The big five.

1547
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,560
Yes.

1548
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,920
So they called the big five.

1549
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,520
They also called Sir Security Council.

1550
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,920
Wait, who are the big five?

1551
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:09,560
China, Russia, China, Russia, United States, Australia and then Sri Lanka.

1552
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,560
No Mozambique.

1553
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,400
That's not a gun.

1554
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,400
The Congo.

1555
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,400
Fuck, man.

1556
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,400
You know, Australia one.

1557
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,400
OK.

1558
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,760
Can you look at it for us?

1559
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
What the hell?

1560
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,760
The Security Council.

1561
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,000
Who's on the Security Council?

1562
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,200
The five are Russia, China, United States, Blank and blank.

1563
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,960
It's got to be Germany and Great Britain, maybe.

1564
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,400
Are you sure China is one of them?

1565
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,400
Pretty sure.

1566
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,400
No, I don't know.

1567
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,400
Current members.

1568
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,400
China, France, Russia.

1569
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,400
15 members.

1570
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,120
OK, but United Kingdom, United States.

1571
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,800
We got them all except for there are people that said the Mozambique.

1572
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,920
Like I said, no Mozambique is not on there.

1573
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,920
I saw it.

1574
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:50,920
No, they are.

1575
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,920
They are.

1576
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,920
They are permanent members.

1577
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,920
Mozambique.

1578
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:54,920
Oh my God.

1579
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,920
But you're so lucky.

1580
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:00,120
The permanent members are China, France, Russia, United Kingdom, United States.

1581
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Yeah.

1582
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,120
And we said them all.

1583
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,120
China, France, Russia.

1584
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
We didn't say France.

1585
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,480
I thought Australia was one of them.

1586
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,480
No, that's a continent.

1587
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,480
It's a country as well.

1588
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,480
It's a country and a continent.

1589
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,480
Yes.

1590
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,480
It's mostly a continent.

1591
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,480
Is that the only country continent?

1592
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,480
It's not mostly a country.

1593
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,800
It's 100 percent a country and 100 percent a continent.

1594
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,800
Well, hold on.

1595
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,320
But you know what?

1596
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,720
I kind of go back on that because North America, for example, envelopes like Hawaii and it

1597
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,720
develops like it's around here.

1598
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,600
But there's two different there's three different countries in North America.

1599
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,200
Well, Canada, Mexico.

1600
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,200
Yeah.

1601
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,200
And the US.

1602
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,200
Yes.

1603
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,200
Yes.

1604
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,200
So, yeah.

1605
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,200
That's incorrect.

1606
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,200
Yes.

1607
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Then you have Central America.

1608
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,800
But there's no Central America is part of South America.

1609
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,800
Yeah.

1610
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Yeah.

1611
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,800
There is no Central.

1612
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:48,800
There is no South.

1613
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:49,800
There's only.

1614
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,800
There's only seven continents.

1615
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,800
All right.

1616
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,800
Let's back up.

1617
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:53,800
Name the continents then.

1618
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,800
A.

1619
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,800
North.

1620
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Asia, North and South America.

1621
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Mozambique.

1622
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:58,800
Africa.

1623
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,800
Mozambique.

1624
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:00,800
Africa.

1625
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Africa.

1626
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,800
Australia and Europe.

1627
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,800
And Antarctica.

1628
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,800
And Antarctica.

1629
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,800
Correct.

1630
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,800
Correct.

1631
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
And Arctic.

1632
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,800
There's seven.

1633
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,800
No, there is.

1634
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,800
But the Arctic.

1635
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,800
Do it again.

1636
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,800
Antarctica.

1637
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,800
What's wrong with this?

1638
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,800
We don't need this.

1639
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,800
We can do this.

1640
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,800
It's Antarctica.

1641
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:17,800
OK.

1642
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,800
So, it's all ice.

1643
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,800
Europe.

1644
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,800
Europe.

1645
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,800
Australia.

1646
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,800
Asia and Australia.

1647
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800
Oh, do we say Asia already?

1648
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800
So North Pole is not a.

1649
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,800
No, there's no ice.

1650
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,800
It's all ice.

1651
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,800
Correct.

1652
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,800
No, that's it.

1653
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,800
So it's Europe.

1654
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,800
And soon it's going to be gone.

1655
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,800
Europe.

1656
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,800
Asia.

1657
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,800
Antarctica.

1658
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,800
You got it.

1659
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,800
North, South.

1660
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,800
Mozambique.

1661
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
No, you're right.

1662
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,800
You're right.

1663
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,800
And the five oceans.

1664
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,800
Oh, shit.

1665
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,800
What about Greenland?

1666
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,800
Greenland.

1667
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,800
That's part of North America.

1668
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:50,800
What is that?

1669
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,800
Is this considered an island?

1670
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,800
It's not an island, but Trump wants to buy it.

1671
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800
Is it not a continent?

1672
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,800
It's not a continent.

1673
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,800
No.

1674
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:58,800
What is it?

1675
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,800
We just said there's seven continents.

1676
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,800
How come Greenland is not its own continent like Australia?

1677
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:03,800
It's an island.

1678
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,800
Why is it an Australian island?

1679
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,800
Yes.

1680
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,800
Yeah, and Greenland is shockingly large.

1681
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:12,800
Greenland.

1682
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,800
Especially when you look at maps, it looks larger than Africa.

1683
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,800
Yeah.

1684
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Well, yeah, those are so jacked up.

1685
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,800
So let's back up.

1686
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,800
So what are the five oceans?

1687
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,800
Atlantic.

1688
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Atlantic.

1689
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800
Pacific, Indian.

1690
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,800
Pacific, Indian.

1691
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Arctic.

1692
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,800
Arctic.

1693
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,800
And one more?

1694
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,800
Mozambique.

1695
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,800
The Southern Ocean.

1696
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,800
The South China Sea.

1697
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,800
Yeah, they call that the Southern Ocean.

1698
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,800
That's a sea.

1699
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,800
Not an ocean.

1700
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,800
Name the 42 seas.

1701
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,800
Is there a multiple choice?

1702
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,800
Yeah, I'll pass on that.

1703
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,800
All the above.

1704
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,800
South Pacific, Indian, Southern.

1705
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,800
Well, there's seven seas.

1706
00:57:54,800 --> 00:58:00,800
Arctic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, North Pacific, South Pacific, Indian, and Southern.

1707
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,800
How come India has their own?

1708
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:02,800
That's not fair.

1709
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,800
That's not fair.

1710
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:04,800
Well, it's in the Bay of India.

1711
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,800
That's not fair.

1712
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800
Well, there's other countries around there.

1713
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,800
Like what?

1714
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:09,800
Vietnam.

1715
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,800
Cambodia.

1716
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:11,800
Hold on.

1717
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,800
Indian Ocean?

1718
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,800
No, wrong side.

1719
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,800
Well, what's on the other side?

1720
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,800
Sri Lanka.

1721
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,800
Qatar.

1722
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,800
Qatar.

1723
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,800
I think we need a map of the world.

1724
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,800
We suck at this.

1725
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,800
Do we take geography?

1726
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Geography.

1727
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,800
Geography in the...

1728
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,800
So the Indian Ocean.

1729
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,800
You've got Indonesia.

1730
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,800
Yeah, Indonesia, Madagascar.

1731
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:26,800
Why is it the Indian Ocean?

1732
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,800
The entire eastern coast of Africa.

1733
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:28,800
That's what I mean.

1734
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,800
What the hell about that?

1735
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:30,800
That's what I mean.

1736
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,800
That's what I mean.

1737
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,800
That's what I mean.

1738
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,800
That's what I mean.

1739
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,800
That's what I mean.

1740
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800
That's what I mean.

1741
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:36,800
That's what I mean.

1742
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800
That's what I mean.

1743
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,800
That's what I mean.

1744
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,800
That's what I mean.

1745
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,800
What the hell, bitch?

1746
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,800
That's not fair.

1747
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,800
They should rename it.

1748
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,960
What would they rename it to?

1749
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,960
The India Africa...

1750
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:47,960
Indian Africa?

1751
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,960
Why do they have...

1752
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:53,040
What's the name of Australia up there?

1753
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,040
Oceania.

1754
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,040
Why?

1755
00:58:55,040 --> 00:59:00,760
Because it includes New Caledonia and Fiji and all of those other islands, the Solomon

1756
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,760
Islands.

1757
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:02,760
So you don't call it Australia anymore?

1758
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,760
No, they changed it.

1759
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,760
It's Oceania.

1760
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,760
Is that racist?

1761
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,760
Is that really a thing?

1762
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,760
I don't know.

1763
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,240
Are they calling it Oceania now?

1764
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,240
Why is it called Oceania?

1765
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,240
What's Oceania?

1766
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,240
Australia up there on that map.

1767
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,240
It's called Oceania.

1768
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,240
It really is.

1769
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,240
What the hell is that?

1770
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240
When did they change that?

1771
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,240
I don't know.

1772
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,240
What map is that?

1773
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,240
It's from Wikipedia.

1774
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,240
What do you want?

1775
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,240
It's a bunch of one-time...

1776
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,240
Oh, yeah.

1777
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,240
That's Google.

1778
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Yeah, it is Google.

1779
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,240
Google says Australia on the map I'm looking at.

1780
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,240
Antarctica looks ginormous.

1781
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,240
So what does Oceania mean?

1782
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,240
No, no, no, because look over to the left.

1783
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,240
Look under...

1784
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,240
Oh, that's the repeating line.

1785
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,240
Look how big Greenland is.

1786
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,080
It's bigger than South America.

1787
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
That's what I mean.

1788
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,080
How come it's on its own continent?

1789
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,080
Why can't they ever get that right?

1790
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,080
I know it's part of North America.

1791
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,080
From what I understood, Greenland is super large.

1792
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,080
It's not as large as they portray, but it's fucking huge.

1793
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,080
It's something about taking a round...

1794
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,080
We talked about this before.

1795
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,080
You take a sphere and flatten it out, it doesn't look normal.

1796
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,080
But...

1797
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,080
I don't know.

1798
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,080
I don't know.

1799
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,080
I don't know.

1800
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,080
I don't know.

1801
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,080
I don't know.

1802
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,080
I don't know.

1803
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,080
I don't know.

1804
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,080
I don't know.

1805
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,080
I don't know.

1806
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,080
I don't know.

1807
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,080
I don't know.

1808
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,080
I don't know.

1809
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,080
I don't know.

1810
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,080
I don't know.

1811
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,040
Well...

1812
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,040
Because look at Antarctica.

1813
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Antarctica looks ridiculous.

1814
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,040
No, so it is larger.

1815
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,120
So here's the thing about what they did in the maps.

1816
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,360
This was on a documentary.

1817
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:21,080
They said that when they start making the maps, they made actually Greenland smaller

1818
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:26,720
on the maps and made the United States or North America, the central North America larger.

1819
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,120
They should make the United States bigger.

1820
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:30,120
I agree with that.

1821
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,120
Well, I mean...

1822
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,880
It should be bigger than anything else on the map.

1823
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,680
Why can't it just be to scale?

1824
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:39,120
Why is Antarctica a million miles long?

1825
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,400
Why don't we populate that part of the Earth?

1826
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,480
No, I do see two Africa's up there.

1827
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,480
So that's a contributing factor.

1828
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,480
Wait a second.

1829
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,480
This is going around the map several times.

1830
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,680
Yeah, this is super confusing.

1831
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,680
It's repeating.

1832
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,680
Repeating, of course.

1833
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,680
Of course.

1834
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:55,680
All right.

1835
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Anyway.

1836
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,160
I want to know more about this Oceania bullshit.

1837
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,160
All right.

1838
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,160
Well, let's...

1839
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,080
Let's set up, Mr. Producer, what is Oceania?

1840
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,440
I wonder if you guess correctly.

1841
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:09,080
Does it encompass the islands around it, like New Zealand?

1842
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,640
Is Australia in the Oceania?

1843
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,640
Oceania is a region made up of thousands of islands through the central and south Pacific.

1844
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:23,120
It includes Australia, the smallest continent in the terms of a total land area.

1845
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,000
But the region is Oceania, which envelops all.

1846
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,280
So what I said was kind of right.

1847
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,960
So Australia is the largest.

1848
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,120
It is a continent, but the region is Oceania.

1849
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,120
Look how it says the name...

1850
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,120
Well, you didn't say any of that.

1851
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,160
Look how it says the name Oceania justly.

1852
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:44,000
It justly establishes the Pacific Ocean as the defining characteristic of the region.

1853
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Justly.

1854
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:50,760
I think that's just academics, people trying to bullshit and write a paper.

1855
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:51,760
Yeah, they're dumb.

1856
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,760
Justify their job.

1857
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,160
So we're calling it Australia.

1858
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,160
I studied this in college.

1859
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,160
I wrote a thesis.

1860
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,160
It needs to be called Oceania.

1861
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,160
Yeah, we're going to call it Australia.

1862
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:04,000
We just overruled all the academics.

1863
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,440
That's the National Geographic Society and Wikipedia.

1864
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,400
Well, they do show boobs.

1865
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,400
Hold on.

1866
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,400
What, National Geographic?

1867
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,400
Yes, Geographic does.

1868
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,360
That's a great segue because I want to talk about boobs in National Geographic magazines.

1869
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:21,560
So when we were kids, did we go straight through and flip through them?

1870
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,560
I would.

1871
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,560
I did it.

1872
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,760
Yeah, but you had to process all the lip disks that they had.

1873
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,960
Yeah, and the neck stuff.

1874
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,840
Remember they had this elongated neck?

1875
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:36,560
Yeah, they'd wrap it with some metal thing and stretch out the necks like that.

1876
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,440
Or they had big plate lips.

1877
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,920
Yeah, I agree with you.

1878
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,920
The little disks in the lip.

1879
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:41,920
They had the big dicks.

1880
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,920
It ruined the boobs.

1881
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,920
What?

1882
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:44,920
What was that?

1883
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:45,920
What?

1884
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,920
Kind of trailed off there.

1885
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:47,920
Disks.

1886
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,960
It didn't, no, Sean, it didn't really trail off either.

1887
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
Paul, can you rewind?

1888
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:53,960
There was no trail off.

1889
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,960
The big dicks.

1890
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,960
Can you rewind?

1891
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,960
I can't do that.

1892
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,960
You've got the, can you rewind that?

1893
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,960
I'm not playing it back in my head.

1894
01:02:58,960 --> 01:02:59,960
I don't want to hear that again.

1895
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:00,960
Both of you stop down.

1896
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,960
What?

1897
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,960
Remember the whole, remember the sheaths?

1898
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,440
They had the penis sheaths.

1899
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,240
The tribal warriors would be standing there with these long things.

1900
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,600
No, I don't recall that.

1901
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,600
Oh, I do.

1902
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,760
I tore it out and put it on my, wait, what?

1903
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,080
Well, you built one.

1904
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,080
Was that the back of the grass?

1905
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,080
I built one?

1906
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,560
Was that the back of your bathroom door?

1907
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,560
Arcing the grass.

1908
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,000
You're like in preschool.

1909
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,040
What is this?

1910
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,040
This is my dick sheath.

1911
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,040
I made it out of paper mache.

1912
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,040
From middle of Africa.

1913
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,040
You made me do it.

1914
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:29,040
Paper mache.

1915
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,040
What is your paper mache project, Paul?

1916
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,040
It's a walrus penis.

1917
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,040
It's my penis sheath.

1918
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:37,040
I learned it from National Geographic that my dad showed me.

1919
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:41,240
That is absolutely nuts.

1920
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:46,320
That was, that was the way we got to see boobs for the first time was National Geographic.

1921
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,760
It did ruin the experience though.

1922
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,560
Seeing all the lip stuff and the ear stuff and the neck stuff.

1923
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,840
I lived in, and you did too.

1924
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
You lived afar.

1925
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,200
I wasn't in Germany growing up like that, man.

1926
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,120
They were rather gratuitous.

1927
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,360
Well, that's true.

1928
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,520
Your friends' parents were all beevin' it and everything.

1929
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,240
Yeah, they were walkin' out in the middle of the courtyard.

1930
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,240
That was traumatic.

1931
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,240
That was traumatic for me.

1932
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,240
Yeah, so here I am.

1933
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,440
I'm at my Dutch friend's house.

1934
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,600
And his parents are skinny.

1935
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,360
First off, it was really weird.

1936
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,440
The house was built around the pool.

1937
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,360
So like, you know what I mean?

1938
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:23,040
So like, you can open up sliding glass doors from all the way around this thing to get

1939
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,040
into the pool deck area and then the pool.

1940
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,280
So was the dad's junk kinda swingin' out?

1941
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:32,120
Yeah, I'm in my friend's room, which is, you know, kinda playin' with toys or whatever

1942
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,120
we're doin'.

1943
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,000
I mean, it was what, fourth grade, fifth grade?

1944
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:39,840
And I'm lookin' over and I'm like, uh, and he's like, yeah, sorry.

1945
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,720
They're Dutch, so they're just skinny dipping.

1946
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,520
I'm like, okay, I don't.

1947
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,340
Was it attractive?

1948
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,480
Did you run to the bathroom and rub one out?

1949
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Whoa, no.

1950
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:53,360
I didn't do that until the next year.

1951
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,360
Fourth grade's a little young for that.

1952
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,360
Yeah, fourth grade's young for that.

1953
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,640
Fifth grade, yeah, I was after it.

1954
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,960
So she was not very attractive.

1955
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,960
Really?

1956
01:04:58,960 --> 01:04:59,960
See, there we go.

1957
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:00,960
He's lobbin' another softball.

1958
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,960
And I'm the one punchin' it out of the park.

1959
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,960
You son of a bitch.

1960
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,960
No, it was gross.

1961
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:07,960
It was gross.

1962
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,360
And they were skinny and gross.

1963
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:15,600
I mean, I'm not sure if they had good bodies that would have made any difference.

1964
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,600
It was traumatic.

1965
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,600
Imagine being at your friend's house.

1966
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:22,200
It kinda looked like a pug with all the rolled skin.

1967
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,680
First of all, none of us.

1968
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:28,080
Well, if they had a fourth year old, they're probably in their 30s, right?

1969
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,080
Yeah.

1970
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,080
35?

1971
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,080
Yeah, doable.

1972
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,080
I mean, fourth grade.

1973
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:33,080
What's wrong with that?

1974
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,800
Now, when you were that age, they probably seemed like they were 80, so that may be a

1975
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,080
factor, but today you've been like, hey.

1976
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,800
So gross.

1977
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,760
So my experience was National Geographic boobs.

1978
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,760
Yeah.

1979
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,760
My experience was like penthouse.

1980
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,480
Well, if we got lucky to find them.

1981
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,480
I never got ahold of any of those.

1982
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,480
My dad didn't have those.

1983
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,400
But again, I was diving back to the Germany experience.

1984
01:05:55,400 --> 01:06:02,880
First of all, the German TV itself, the commercials that they had, they had the bars of soap commercials.

1985
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,280
And they were fully nude.

1986
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:09,040
Well, no, they showed breasts in the commercials.

1987
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,040
Like regular public commercials.

1988
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,720
They do in Canada, too.

1989
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:15,680
But the thing about it is that they had a lot of literature.

1990
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,680
Were they soapy?

1991
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,680
Well, they were in the showers, a standup shower, and they were soapy.

1992
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,680
All sudsy.

1993
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,680
So was she dressed with sudsy?

1994
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,680
And this is what I do.

1995
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,680
Here you go, honey.

1996
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,680
Zest.

1997
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,960
You know, but there was a...

1998
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:29,960
But they had a lot of it.

1999
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,960
So bewitched.

2000
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:31,960
But was your mom like, don't look at that?

2001
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,960
Or like turn the TV off?

2002
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,320
Well, she didn't know.

2003
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320
I mean...

2004
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,320
You rewound it?

2005
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,360
I'm recording this.

2006
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,360
Way before TiVo, bro.

2007
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,000
Way before TiVo.

2008
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,080
He had like video cassettes, VCR tapes.

2009
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,960
The most watched segment ever.

2010
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,280
Zest commercial on this tape.

2011
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,400
Yeah, that was back then.

2012
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:57,160
That was right on the cusp of the beta and VHS recorders that started coming out right

2013
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,160
about that time.

2014
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,760
On the tail end of it.

2015
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,560
And did you record the Zest commercial?

2016
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,200
No, we didn't have one of those, but a couple of my friends did.

2017
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:09,920
And it was kind of fun as far as seeing some of the movies that they would bring over there.

2018
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:15,560
But back to the pornographic stuff that they had in Germany for some reason, they had just

2019
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,560
had a lot of literature.

2020
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,000
There was a lot of sex oriented stuff.

2021
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,480
I don't know what the fucking deal was.

2022
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,480
It was like everywhere.

2023
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,480
Is that what it is?

2024
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,480
It was just...

2025
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:25,480
Yeah.

2026
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:26,480
Liberal.

2027
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:27,480
Different mindset over there.

2028
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,520
Yeah, they were just very outward and sex educated.

2029
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,520
Sexualized.

2030
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,640
Kids drink wine and shit over there as well.

2031
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,640
So...

2032
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:34,640
Yeah, whatever.

2033
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,640
You know, it's kind of weird.

2034
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,640
But you know what?

2035
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,640
That's a good point.

2036
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:42,120
I don't think it was all that difficult to get a hold of it, even in our childhood.

2037
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,120
Now it's ridiculous.

2038
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,120
Like now you can't...

2039
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,120
You're talking about pornography or wine?

2040
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2041
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,720
Well, yeah, pornography is just everywhere now.

2042
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,280
It's literally everywhere.

2043
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,280
But back then, I mean...

2044
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,680
It was hard to get.

2045
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,000
I couldn't walk in and buy it.

2046
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,320
There was no online.

2047
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:03,960
It was a matter of did someone's dad toss out their Playboys and then get them.

2048
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:04,960
Or toss out...

2049
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,960
Fuck, man.

2050
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,840
Or toss out a JCPenney's magazine.

2051
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,720
That's a good point.

2052
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,720
That's a good point.

2053
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,720
Frederick's...

2054
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720
Yeah.

2055
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720
It was important, but they weren't bras and stuff, right?

2056
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,720
I mean, no, you're right.

2057
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,720
Yeah.

2058
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,720
Frederick's lingerie was another one.

2059
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,760
Little dudes are going to find whatever they need.

2060
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,760
Oh, yeah.

2061
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,760
That's true.

2062
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760
Wow.

2063
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:22,760
What a way to end this podcast.

2064
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,160
Dudes Like Us, we go through those times.

2065
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,160
We go through those experiences.

2066
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,440
Thank you for listening to this podcast.

2067
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:30,900
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2068
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:31,900
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2069
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:32,900
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2070
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,860
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2071
01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:38,160
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2072
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,720
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2073
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,720
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2074
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,640
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2075
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,640
Thank you, Mr. Producer.

2076
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,000
First half, it's January 30th.

2077
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000
I am Sean.

2078
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
I'm Paul.

2079
01:08:48,000 --> 01:09:05,240
I am Jim.