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I like how the vegetable dish has a protective coating, a little dire frame over the ranch.

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Yeah, and you keep trying to get in there.

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You want to dip the carrot stick in the ranch.

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And you know what?

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And you don't need the ranch, right?

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No.

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You just need the raw vegetable.

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No, it's prophylactic.

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That's beautiful.

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You want it, but you can't have it.

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All right, welcome back to the post show and we're kicking.

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Oh my God.

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Do you know what I just thought about?

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We haven't even talked about this tonight.

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Pubes.

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There it is.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, you can check that off the list.

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Creamy pubes has been covered.

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I don't believe I said creamy.

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Well, now we can check it off, I guess.

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We've got a dinner this weekend.

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Oh, shit.

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I just spit all over my mic.

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Yeah, I can see it.

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Yeah, we got to get on that.

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Well, today's Tuesday and Saturday is dinner.

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It's Valentine's Day weekend.

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So we're not going out to, it's absolutely retarded.

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We're not going out to dinner and being exposed to the fucking zoo.

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Not just that, but just the, what do they call it, the fixed menus and stuff like that.

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Yeah.

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Overpriced, they charge it.

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So who came up with the idea of hosting a formal dinner at one of our homes?

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Wow.

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I don't know.

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One of the ladies come up with that?

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Well, sure the fuck wasn't me.

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It wasn't me, Jeff.

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It was not me.

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Okay, we're all off the hook.

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But the bottom line is we have to do it.

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Excuse me.

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Wow.

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So we're on the hook.

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That tickles good.

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Tasted better the second time.

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It is really good.

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All right, so we're on the hook for putting together a Valentine's dinner for the six

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of us and it's supposed to be like as if we're at an expensive restaurant.

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And my wife was like, and you can get, you know, son A or son B to serve us and blah,

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blah, blah.

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And I was like, Oh God.

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Yeah.

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How about we do a buffet?

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Like mac and cheese.

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Am I going to be a butler?

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Some queso.

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Like a pan of just chicken breasts.

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Some leftover boudin.

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Oh God.

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Oh, what I say?

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Look, first of all, I think you hit a nerve.

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No, it's not.

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You know, it's it is a nerve, but it's not a nerve like you're thinking.

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It's more of a disappointment nerve.

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And I'm upset.

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I'm not mad.

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It's more of a disappointed because I'm kind of disappointed too, because you didn't like

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the boudin.

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It was okay.

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But it wasn't all that.

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Yeah.

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I know all the way to Louisiana.

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I mean, I didn't go there.

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I was never from work, but the wife was like, pick up some gumbo.

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Sounds like fucking pick up.

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And I told you to pick up boudin.

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That was my call.

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Yeah, I told you to pick the gumbo was delicious.

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You didn't have it the other night, though.

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No, because it was we had too much.

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Yeah, we had a lot of food.

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So I don't know.

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How much brisket do we have left?

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Good Lord.

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All of it.

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I don't know.

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Well, shit, man.

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Share.

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Well, it's it's vacuum packed.

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I love making brisket sandwiches.

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It's ready to roll.

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I'm telling you.

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What we need to do to start the pan, the chop the shit out of it.

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How would we do that?

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Now, I steam it.

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I steam it in slices and slap it on the.

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How many people do you think that would that would feed?

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No, it's feed all of us.

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You know, did you do it all in one?

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All of them.

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There's probably at least six pounds of brisket left, you think.

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But we're not serving that on on this weekend.

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No, no.

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Well, what I was thinking is that I've already got a prepackage.

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It's cooked.

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It's fantastic.

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I put all the fat in there.

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So it's it's all in there.

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So all in and it's already cooked.

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So all we have to do at this point is just get up, just put it in the sous vide at about

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one hundred and twenty five degrees for like two hours.

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Let it get just because it's perfect.

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De-gelatinized.

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Well, you don't want to you don't want to cook it too much because you don't want to

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get it.

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It's frozen, right?

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Yeah, it's currently frozen.

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OK, OK, OK.

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So I'm just trying to think we need an event where we need we need an event like a Saturday

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maybe on a night where we're fucking off and the guys are doing so we're doing something

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and we just want some brisket.

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Burning Christmas trees.

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Lord, are you scared of that?

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Terrified.

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No, no, I thought that was fun, but I was like, that's a lot of embers.

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For those dudes like us, US didn't know over the Super Bowl halftime we ran outside because

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it was dark and I had a Christmas tree left over.

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I knew I was going to do this.

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I was just trying to find the perfect time because my daughter had acquired.

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I won't tell you how, but she acquired a Christmas tree and it was a real one.

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It was a skinny one, though.

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It wasn't that big.

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It wasn't that big.

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It was like six foot, but it was like it had like an 18 inch diameter.

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It was kind of.

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Yeah, it was a chode.

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No, that's not a chode.

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It's the exact opposite of a chode.

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It's a cheed.

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Did you just make that up?

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I did.

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Wow.

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Why don't you take a time out?

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But he was impressive.

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Yeah, well, it wasn't.

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We were talking about the chode.

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For being a cheat.

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Oh, the cheat.

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So, man, I'm telling you, I took a lighter and I put it on there and it was like two

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seconds.

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One.

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Instant.

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Two.

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And it had been sitting outside and I think it even was raining the day before.

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So whatever.

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The Christmas tree went up quick and within two minutes it was done.

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It was done.

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Well, that's when I was sharing the story of the firefighters that were they set up

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a dried Christmas tree inside of a house and it was a PSA.

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They were filming a PSA to show people.

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Public safety announcement.

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Correct.

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How dangerous dry Christmas trees are.

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And they lit it up.

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They had I mean, they were all there ready to roll with this commercial and everything.

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They lost control of it.

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Was it a real house or was it like a fake room?

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No, I don't know.

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I'm sure I'm sure they knew it was going to be damaged, but it turned into a full blown

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house fire.

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They just kind of stood back and let it burn itself out.

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No, I mean, you know, I think they were trying to keep it from.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if it was close to other homes or whatever, but right.

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It was.

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Well, wow.

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Look at this producer.

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Look at that.

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Yeah, those.

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So they go up rather fast.

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It is a tremendous amount of heat.

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And it's intense.

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It is.

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What do they call it?

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It's a fucking a napalm bomb.

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I mean, look at that thing.

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Looks like an explosion.

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Yeah.

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And it went up quick and it was it was because it was a cold night last night.

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And when that bird tree was burning, it was hot.

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It was very comfy for like 20 minutes.

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I started to sweat.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, it was cool.

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I had to turn the water on real quick.

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Just you know, my spidey sense was tingling.

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I was like, I need to make sure.

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Just in case the damn thing were to fall over and catch my yard on fire or the fans or whatever.

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Yeah, you did kind of scramble to grab the hose.

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I noticed.

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Well, there was a little the flame got about 20.

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No, there was not.

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You're going to say there's a little bit of a fear.

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No fear.

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You panicked.

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You were like, oh, God.

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Heavens to America, Troy.

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This is a horrible idea.

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Actually, what you're saying?

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OK, what the.

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How did that jump in?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, but it was go back to like.

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Cartoon.

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But that tree went up really fast.

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Smelt fantastic.

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Have you seen another thing that goes up?

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Smelled Christmasy, the burning embers.

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Another thing that I find just scary shit is probably why I haven't done it yet is where

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they deep fry the turkeys.

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Have you seen where the people just kind of drop a frozen turkey in the in the thing and

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it just spills over?

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It's an easy problem to fix.

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It's called reading the directions.

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So that's what happens, right?

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So the oil spills out and it gets it and it lights.

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It catches the flame.

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Yeah.

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And the whole thing goes up like a Roman candle.

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Huge.

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Yeah.

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Tremendously huge.

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A lot of guys are like, I'm going to do this in my garage.

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And you would think that's a good thing to do it because but it's not because the flames

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go high.

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But one of the videos on because it's and then what happens?

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Well, it's just there burns forever.

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Well, it's oil.

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So it's the off gas.

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Oh, it's like click on one of the videos there, Mr. Producer.

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It's like continuous.

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I wonder how many people have gotten seriously burned.

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A lot of people houses burned down.

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That's not good.

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Well, and it goes back to the same thing.

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These people think they know what they're fucking doing.

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And they, you know, read the directions and they're drunk.

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Yeah.

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You know, I don't know if we need the audio.

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It is in the data.

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Well, we could listen a little bit.

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Yeah, sure.

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Let's do the audio.

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A lot of burns and they treat a lot of burns.

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A lot of burns.

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So we'll let a lot of television.

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Right.

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Let's get to the point.

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We're not even showing it.

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So scroll back.

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Really?

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They show the.

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OK, here we go.

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That was crazy.

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So we're searching for YouTube.

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There we go.

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Fire Department dude is about to drop a turkey into a.

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He's thinking of he's backing off like he's like, oh, OK.

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Oh, they've got a conveyor.

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They're showing they're showing what happened.

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Looks like a large pound nuts.

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That is falling into the pot and it overflows and fire goes everywhere.

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And the protein tank is right next to it.

277
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Yeah.

278
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Well, here's the here's the good thing.

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It looks like the turkey is salvageable.

280
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It's nice.

281
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So charcoal on the outside.

282
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You know, it's just you know.

283
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So what actually happens is that it's the it's the water inside the turkey, right?

284
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It's well, the if the turkey is frozen, I don't think you could put a frozen turkey

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in those.

286
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Oh, is that what they do?

287
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They put frozen turkey in there.

288
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Oh, you know, you're supposed to completely thaw the thing.

289
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I didn't know that.

290
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Yeah, you thought and I think it's the frozen turkey.

291
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So the ice and a hot oil.

292
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And if you like, if you have if you've got some on your stove and you throw a little

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bit of water in there, it starts popping everywhere.

294
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Well, we cooked one.

295
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So hold on.

296
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Hold on.

297
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This is dumb question.

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So you fully thawed turkey and you put it in there and you had too much oil in there

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and it overflows.

300
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It would still catch.

301
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Same same deal.

302
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Yeah.

303
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So well, it's all about oil control.

304
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You only put it up to a certain point.

305
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People are too much in there.

306
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Yeah.

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And then because you're thinking, well, my turkeys, they don't think about the size of

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the turkey, the displacement of the displacement, right?

309
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Yeah.

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So then you get that.

311
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That's how cruise ships float.

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The difference between the two is that when the turkey is frozen and it goes in there,

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it's it reacts.

314
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It's explosive.

315
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Yeah, it reacts.

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So as opposed to just having an overflow.

317
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I mean, they're both bad, but the turkey is more of an explosive deal.

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See, never frozen turkey never deep fry a frozen turkey.

319
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And maybe.

320
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All right.

321
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So when you do splatter water into a hot skillet that's got oil in it, it pops.

322
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Yeah, it pops.

323
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So it pops.

324
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So that oil.

325
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So so what it does is it makes that oil jump.

326
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Yeah.

327
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And so definitely even if even if you haven't overfilled it, even if you haven't overfilled

328
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it, it'll it'll be the shadow.

329
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So back to the fucking the what are we going to do for dinner?

330
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What we haven't decided about deep fried turkey chicken.

331
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I mean, salmon, fuck heat.

332
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That's some lobster.

333
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He does are usually pretty easy.

334
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Yeah, it seems pretty in the middle of the road.

335
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You know, for jaytas.

336
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I know some people like salmon.

337
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Wow.

338
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Other stuff.

339
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You know, I mean, we could do a completely Hispanic layout.

340
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Yeah.

341
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But are the women folk going to be happy with that?

342
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Well, Valentine's is not Hispanic, is it?

343
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Isn't it more French?

344
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Is it?

345
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What?

346
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I don't know.

347
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Valentine's is made up.

348
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I know it's made up.

349
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One thing.

350
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Why do the French have a monopoly on on Valentine's Day?

351
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I don't know.

352
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Just seems French to me because you think, oh, sit down here, sir.

353
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And what would we make today?

354
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You make some fucking.

355
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So that's really good stuff, though.

356
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It's cargo.

357
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Oh, it's delicious.

358
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I'm out.

359
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Do you like garlic?

360
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I got the five year old slimy thing going on.

361
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What are you five?

362
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I just I just said times 10.

363
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I can't get over it.

364
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Some some some people can.

365
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It's not slimy.

366
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It isn't because it's cooked in garlic butter.

367
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So basically it's like eating garlic butter.

368
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It's like eating a mushroom and it's like a piece of gum.

369
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I hate mushrooms, too.

370
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You just chew on it, which is a snail, right?

371
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It's a snail.

372
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And you just crunch on the shell and.

373
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No, it's they pick it out.

374
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I'm kidding.

375
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And it's not slimy in the in the least.

376
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It's not raw.

377
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I would eat it.

378
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It's fine.

379
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I mean, not for Valentine's Day.

380
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Anyway, we do need to sort this out, guys.

381
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And this is going to be a little bit more planning than you guys realize.

382
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Maybe that's why I'm talking about it right now.

383
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We got to get.

384
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Yeah, we got to nail this.

385
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Well, the show's not the time to be talking about it.

386
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If we if we do.

387
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This is something that dudes like us have to do.

388
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So I mean, if we're planning a dinner, what are some staples that are successful?

389
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So so my question is brought worst is brought worse.

390
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Our crowd left.

391
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How about some broad with some palm fritz?

392
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Say happy.

393
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Mary with the crowd.

394
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Valentine's Day and some leftover pizza.

395
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It's a crowd.

396
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Yes.

397
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And some sauerkraut.

398
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Probably not meat.

399
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Probably not a lot of meat.

400
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Not like a brisket or like sausage.

401
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Not a lot of meat.

402
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So I'm thinking I'm thinking grilled chicken on a fancy salad.

403
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I do that every night.

404
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That's so gay.

405
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That's what I'm thinking.

406
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Probably sube.

407
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You know, you can do some fancy spicy.

408
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No, I do that.

409
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I do that every every other night.

410
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Yeah.

411
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Well, then, you know what?

412
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Don't come over.

413
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I say we do.

414
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What was elegant?

415
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Well, hold on.

416
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Will the women folk eat lobster?

417
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My wife would not.

418
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That is anything that's in the ocean.

419
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She won't eat fish.

420
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No.

421
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It's a shame.

422
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We can get long johns.

423
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She'd eat that.

424
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Are you kidding me?

425
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What the hell?

426
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How does that make any sense?

427
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That doesn't make any sense.

428
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It doesn't taste like fish is the thing.

429
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,040
No, she would not eat anything.

430
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040
Well, they'll get fish sticks.

431
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She would eat that.

432
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I miss.

433
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I actually miss fish sticks.

434
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I loved them as a kid and I would love them now.

435
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Yeah, fish sticks are good.

436
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I love them.

437
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Well, you know, that's OK.

438
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Lobster's not everything.

439
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In fact, I don't think Tara is a huge fan of lobster.

440
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I think she likes it more for the pomp and circumstance than actually eating it.

441
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Tell people we have lobster.

442
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Maybe fajitas are the right answer.

443
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Chicken fajitas.

444
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I'll tell you what.

445
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The best lobster I've ever had is I went to Del Frisco's Steakhouse and the lobster tail

446
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as a side item was more expensive than my frickin main entree.

447
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They're not cheap.

448
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Yeah.

449
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They're not cheap.

450
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And the thing is, the bigger you get, usually it's not as good.

451
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What?

452
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The larger and older the lobster, it's not as good to eat.

453
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Really?

454
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Yeah.

455
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,080
That's what I've heard.

456
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,080
It's not first hand.

457
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The one I had was huge.

458
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It was like a super large baked potato.

459
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It was a robust lobster tail.

460
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And how much was it?

461
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Like 50 bucks?

462
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It was like 75.

463
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Wow.

464
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Yeah, it was huge.

465
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It was a large lobster tail.

466
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Wow.

467
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You kind of have to masticate it pretty good because some of those lobsters, when you have

468
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that big, you have to really crunch down on it sometimes.

469
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No, I don't call that.

470
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I mean, it was, I don't know.

471
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I think I've eaten lobster like maybe three times in my whole life.

472
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,920
Yeah, same.

473
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I'm not an expert again.

474
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My whole life.

475
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I like crab.

476
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920
I've had a lot of crab.

477
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920
I've had a lot of crab.

478
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920
Crab, I'm a big fan of.

479
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,920
Dude, what if we did?

480
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,920
Julie does eat crab legs.

481
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920
What if we did crab cakes?

482
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

483
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,920
Julie eats crab.

484
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,920
She loves crab.

485
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,920
Crab cakes, crab.

486
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920
Tara likes crab.

487
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,000
Yeah, what if we did, time out.

488
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:04,360
What if we did a crab cake, salladie crab cake kind of idea?

489
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,600
Dude, I think it would work.

490
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,640
It's not that filling.

491
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,640
But you know what?

492
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,640
Fuck it.

493
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,640
I mean, they can eat breadsticks.

494
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,680
We'd have to do the research on where are we going to get the crab legs.

495
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,840
Costco sells the shit out of them.

496
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,800
Oh, I was thinking crab cakes.

497
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,800
But I was thinking crab legs.

498
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,800
Crab cakes.

499
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,840
I mean, if you can do salad, it would be crab cake like stuff.

500
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,840
No, Tara, I'm not.

501
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840
No?

502
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,840
No.

503
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,840
You're out.

504
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,840
No, crab legs.

505
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,840
Yeah, crab cakes.

506
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,840
No.

507
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,840
Interesting.

508
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,840
Why?

509
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,840
I mean, look, they look delicious.

510
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:40,360
Well, I mean, I'm going to, I'll tell you what, I'll, we'll fill it out.

511
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,640
Why don't we fill out some of the menu items?

512
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,240
Why don't we bounce this off the ladies?

513
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,560
So my question is this.

514
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,560
Tomorrow.

515
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,840
What day do the ladies do this for us?

516
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,840
Oh, don't go there.

517
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,840
Why not?

518
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,280
I do it every day.

519
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280
This is a...

520
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,360
I feed you every day, you piece of shit.

521
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,520
This is an appreciation day for women.

522
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,520
I get it.

523
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,520
I get it.

524
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520
No, it just sounds...

525
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320
The ratio's a little bit different.

526
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,320
Yeah.

527
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,320
I see.

528
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,760
My observations dictate that.

529
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,400
Yeah, Julie actually made dinner tonight, but I cook a lot.

530
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400
Yeah, I cook a lot.

531
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
It sounds like you cook...

532
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,400
It was an omelette.

533
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400
We had omelettes tonight.

534
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400
It was actually very good.

535
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Yeah.

536
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400
Which makes a damn good omelette.

537
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:25,880
I give it the best... the reason why it tastes so good, you'd have to fucking cook it.

538
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,280
Well, no, but I have to help clean up my mess.

539
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,280
There can be a shitty omelette that is like you didn't cook.

540
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280
Yeah.

541
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,280
They really can't.

542
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280
Does that mean a bad egg?

543
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,280
Bad egg.

544
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,240
But my question is, Valentine's is a made-up holiday.

545
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240
It is.

546
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240
And why?

547
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240
It's a hallmark.

548
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,680
Because you have Valentine's Day and then you have Sweetest Day.

549
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,360
Yeah, boy.

550
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,360
Sweetest Day.

551
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,480
What the hell is that?

552
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,400
It's another fucking... got to treat your girl.

553
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
No.

554
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
Yes, it is.

555
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Sweetest Day.

556
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400
Maybe it is for you.

557
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,720
I've never even heard of that.

558
00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,720
Sweetest Day.

559
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,720
I've never heard of that either.

560
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,720
Yeah, what the hell is that?

561
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,720
Sweetest Day.

562
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,720
Happy Sweetest Day.

563
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720
There you go.

564
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,720
Oh, is that where you send...

565
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,720
Okay, hold on.

566
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,720
What day is that?

567
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:13,760
...and you need to your significant other.

568
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,440
So you have Valentine's Day with your lover or your wife and then you have...

569
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,720
Sweetest Day with your...

570
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720
You know what?

571
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,360
This is something that I did where I grew up.

572
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,280
And it says it's a Midwestern United States.

573
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,840
And it says the third Saturday in October.

574
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,840
Yeah.

575
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,400
I've never even heard of this.

576
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400
I did.

577
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400
I grew up with it.

578
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,600
I can't believe there's more than one Valentine's Day.

579
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,000
Yeah, there you go.

580
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
You know what?

581
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,560
Then Valentine's Day should be guys do it for girls and Sweetest Day should be girls

582
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,360
do it for guys.

583
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,360
That makes it fair.

584
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,360
You know what makes it fair?

585
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,360
How about we get rid of both?

586
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,360
I'm not worried.

587
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,360
I'm good with that.

588
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360
But you know what?

589
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360
But you know what?

590
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,600
There's nothing wrong with showing some appreciation for your...

591
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,360
Well, then call it that.

592
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,160
Should you be forced to do it though?

593
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,160
Spousal appreciation.

594
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,160
No.

595
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,160
Should it be expected?

596
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,680
Because I'm not saying our wives are like this, but...

597
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,680
God.

598
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,680
Ooh, that was very...

599
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,680
Violent.

600
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680
...very...

601
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,680
Pungent, too.

602
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,680
...dickily?

603
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,680
No, it's got a little...

604
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,280
The dickle bourbon, which we haven't talked about, by the way, and had some tomatoes.

605
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280
Yeah, we did.

606
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,280
It's a broccoli.

607
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,280
No, we did.

608
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,280
No.

609
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280
Oh, we did pre... in the interim.

610
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
Okay.

611
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280
Yes.

612
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280
I have the information.

613
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280
We'll get to it in a second.

614
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,280
But, you know...

615
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,280
Ooh, you said pre.

616
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,280
It sounded kind of weird.

617
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280
Yeah, pre-ejaculation.

618
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,280
God.

619
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,280
I don't remember where I'm going, but the...

620
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:40,280
Well, how did I know that was coming?

621
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280
It's racist.

622
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280
Not racist.

623
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280
God.

624
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,280
Everybody does it.

625
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,280
Pre-ejaculate?

626
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,280
All humans have pre-ejaculation.

627
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280
Man, male.

628
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,280
Male.

629
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280
I should say male.

630
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,280
Why... why are we talking about the...

631
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
Well, because you said it was racist.

632
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280
Okay.

633
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,280
So, please change it.

634
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280
The channel.

635
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,280
That helps to lube things, I think, is why, right?

636
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280
Yeah.

637
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280
Did we have intro music?

638
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280
Oh, yes, we did.

639
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280
All right.

640
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,280
So, to get off the pre-ejaculate talk...

641
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,280
Yeah.

642
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,280
Thank you, Jeff.

643
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:20,280
Let me... we're drinking Dickel, the barrel select version, which I believe we've all

644
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
liked this one.

645
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280
We did.

646
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280
And...

647
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280
We do.

648
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,280
This is off of the Dickel website.

649
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,280
It's a Tennessee whiskey, actually.

650
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,280
Tennessee whiskey.

651
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,280
That's a good song.

652
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280
I like that song.

653
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,280
Yes, it is.

654
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,280
Okay.

655
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,280
So, the overview, it says...

656
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,280
Sean.

657
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,280
It's one of our finest whiskies for the truly discerning whiskey drinker.

658
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280
Are we discerning?

659
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,280
I'm not.

660
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280
Are we getting there?

661
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280
Yeah, we're going to get there.

662
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280
I'm not going to get there.

663
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280
We're going to get there.

664
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280
I'm not going to get there.

665
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
It's like all...

666
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280
Eww!

667
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
Nose!

668
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280
In the flavor!

669
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280
Would you like some of these veggies over here?

670
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280
It is aged at least nine years.

671
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Nice.

672
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,280
And hand selected by our distiller for their exceptional balance.

673
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280
And it's charcoal filtered.

674
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280
You know, it's interesting.

675
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,280
I told you that they...

676
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:06,280
Dickel has a half gallon that is 12-year, for 36 bucks.

677
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,280
And it's good.

678
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,280
Maybe we'll look at it next time.

679
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
I think we should.

680
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280
So, the mash bill.

681
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
So, it's 86%...

682
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280
Or, I'm sorry, 86 proof.

683
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,280
86%, boy, we'd be scratching the throat.

684
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280
86 proof.

685
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,280
Okay.

686
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280
The mash bill is 84% corn.

687
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280
Damn, that's a lot.

688
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280
Pretty high.

689
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,280
Yeah, it really is.

690
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,280
8% rye and 8% molten barley.

691
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,280
I'm in.

692
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280
The char...

693
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,280
I have no idea what this means.

694
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,280
Char, number four barrel and number two head.

695
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,280
So, I know the char is when they burn the barrel.

696
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,280
Oh, I understand that.

697
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,280
But number four barrel and number two head.

698
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
What does that mean?

699
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280
Is that the level of char, you think?

700
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:51,280
So, the barrel is charred to a four level.

701
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280
And then, I don't know what the head means.

702
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,280
That's usually when...

703
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,280
Well, I know what it means.

704
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280
But barrel, yeah.

705
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280
That's why you manscape.

706
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,280
Barrel, char, level.

707
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,280
But barrel, char, level.

708
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280
And head level.

709
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,280
Head of a bourbon.

710
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280
Head of a bourbon.

711
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:12,280
So, anyway, it's very tasty.

712
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,280
I'd like to find out what that stuff is.

713
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,280
Eventually, we're going to have our bourbon wings

714
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,280
and we'll know what the fuck we're talking about.

715
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,280
Yes.

716
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,280
Eventually.

717
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,280
And I still want to do maybe a summer visit

718
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,280
up into the Kentucky, the Bourbon Trail.

719
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280
Which would be better.

720
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280
There we go.

721
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,280
Would summer be better or would...

722
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280
You found it.

723
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280
I think springtime would be best

724
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280
because if it gets too hot...

725
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280
There we go.

726
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,280
So, what are barrel char levels

727
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,280
and how do they affect the way whiskey, my whiskey, tastes?

728
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,280
So, it says any bourbon lover,

729
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,280
and by this point, most bourbon likers,

730
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,280
can tell you the bourbon legally has to be aged

731
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280
in charred new oak barrels.

732
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,280
It goes for straight whiskey, straight wine, Tennessee whiskey.

733
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,280
But not every bourbon lover will be able to tell you

734
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280
about the char levels.

735
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280
There you go.

736
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280
There's the key right there.

737
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,280
Not every bourbon lover will tell you what char levels are.

738
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,280
Unfortunately, for those of us already drowning

739
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,280
in whiskey and spirits,

740
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,280
how's that?

741
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,280
Manishwa?

742
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,280
Degree?

743
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,280
Manusia.

744
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Spirits?

745
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Manusia.

746
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,280
Char levels are...

747
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,280
Manusia.

748
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Manusia.

749
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,280
Okay.

750
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,280
Oh, my fucking God.

751
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,280
What is happening?

752
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,280
Welcome to the post show of DudesLikeUs.us.

753
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
All the accents come out in the second half.

754
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,280
A little bit more animated after the halftime.

755
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280
What is happening?

756
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280
I had an extra shot more than these guys did.

757
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,280
It's skinned alive!

758
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280
It's alive!

759
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280
It is human!

760
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,280
It's people!

761
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280
I was being Arnold Schwarzenegger.

762
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
What the hell were you being?

763
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,280
He was that dude fucking putting people in showers.

764
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,280
From Soylent Green.

765
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,280
No!

766
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,280
It is people!

767
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Okay.

768
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,280
Carlton Heston does not sound like that.

769
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,280
That's not Pee Wee Herman.

770
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,280
All right, so my God, man.

771
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,280
He was an NRA president.

772
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,280
To which a distiller chars a fresh white oaken barrel

773
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,280
before filling it with a spirit meant for masturbation.

774
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,280
Who?

775
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,280
What?

776
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
I believe you put a...

777
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280
You added that.

778
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,280
I did, I did.

779
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,280
So wine barrels and fortified wines are generally toasted,

780
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,280
not charred.

781
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,280
And while the purpose of charring seems sort of intuitive,

782
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,280
a charred surface yields a smoky flavor, right?

783
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,280
The effects are far more complicated and delicious.

784
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,280
However, we do not know, like, this is a four.

785
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
So what is a four?

786
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,280
Let's see if we have a...

787
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280
A level, a chart.

788
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,280
A speed read that.

789
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,280
Yeah, we need a chart.

790
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280
Hold on, 1 1⁄8 to 1⁄4 thick.

791
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,280
Char layers tend between 1⁄8 to 1⁄4 inch thick.

792
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280
Okay, all right, well, there you go.

793
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,280
Well, is that what it is?

794
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,280
Oh, there it is.

795
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Oh, right there.

796
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
See?

797
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,280
Number one.

798
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280
So it's a thick.

799
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
So it's a dark...

800
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,280
So there's a lot of carbon infused in this.

801
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,280
They call it the alligator char.

802
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,280
Really?

803
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,280
Number one char is 15 seconds.

804
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,280
Number two is 30.

805
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,280
Number three is 35.

806
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,280
And the classic number four is 55 seconds.

807
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,280
Pretty badass nickname, it says.

808
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280
The number four...

809
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280
Alligator char.

810
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,280
Yeah, the number four char is also known as the

811
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:13,280
alligator char since after the duration of charring,

812
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280
the interior looks like alligator skin.

813
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,280
The first sentence of that paragraph is most barrels

814
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,280
aren't charred for more than one minute.

815
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,280
The Buffalo Trace, in its endless experimentations,

816
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,280
put out a number seven level char, bourbon, or

817
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,280
three and a half minutes of straight fire.

818
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
All right, well, here we go.

819
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Number one is 15 seconds.

820
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280
Number two is 30.

821
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
I just read that.

822
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280
Oh, you did?

823
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
Yes.

824
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Oh, I'm hearing it, Perry.

825
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,280
Well, now he pulls it out.

826
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,280
He pulls out the race card.

827
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,280
Oh, yeah.

828
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,280
Dick.

829
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,280
He pulls out his dick, too.

830
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,280
Yeah.

831
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,280
I didn't do that.

832
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280
And he's going to put dickle on it.

833
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,280
What is that pretty badass nickname?

834
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280
The alligator char.

835
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,280
The number four, which is how many seconds?

836
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,280
55 seconds.

837
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,280
So that's actually very good information.

838
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280
It is good information.

839
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280
I had no idea.

840
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,280
So when we go in and start buying bourbon, we can go,

841
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280
what level of char is this?

842
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:14,280
Excuse me, monsieur, monsieur, what level of char is this?

843
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,280
And he'll be like, what?

844
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,280
The char.

845
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,280
Is this a number two at...

846
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280
Is this an alligator?

847
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Excuse me, sir.

848
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280
Is there a...

849
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,280
A crocodile?

850
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,280
Is this an alligator char?

851
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,280
What do they call the wine connoisseur?

852
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280
Smally.

853
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Smally.

854
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Smally.

855
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,280
Is there a Smally available, sir?

856
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Yeah, there you go.

857
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280
Gosh.

858
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Or we could be redneck.

859
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,280
Does anybody here know about char?

860
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280
Know about how?

861
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280
Kind of like charcoal.

862
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,280
All right, that's just stupid.

863
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,280
So...

864
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,280
Yes, it is.

865
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280
So this is good.

866
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280
Way to go, Paul.

867
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280
So this char stuff is good.

868
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:57,280
But I would like to re-embark on the whole trip to Tennessee, Kentucky, wherever the

869
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280
fuck this shit's made.

870
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,280
The bourbon trail.

871
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,280
Yeah, the bourbon trail.

872
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,280
I was just about to say that.

873
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280
Bourbon trail is what you're talking about.

874
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Yeah.

875
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280
That's a must-do.

876
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280
It is.

877
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280
I'd rather do that than go to Colorado.

878
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,280
Yeah.

879
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280
Well, I'd like to do both.

880
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:13,280
But what I really would like is not to go in the fucking heat of the summer.

881
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280
All right.

882
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,280
So when did you go where it was so hot and they were all shut down?

883
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,280
What time of the year was that?

884
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,280
It was summer.

885
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,280
What month?

886
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,280
June.

887
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,280
June what?

888
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,280
July.

889
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280
I don't remember.

890
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,280
But it was an open...

891
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280
That was back when...

892
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280
And I think they have since fixed that.

893
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:38,280
They've done climate-controlled distilleries now for wild turkey.

894
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,280
But when I went...

895
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
How long ago did you do that?

896
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,280
I thought you just did it.

897
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280
No, no, no, no.

898
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,280
That was years ago.

899
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,280
Probably...

900
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,280
Eight years ago maybe?

901
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,280
I don't know.

902
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,280
Pulling a number out of my ass here.

903
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,280
But we went...

904
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280
So it was open air.

905
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280
Everything was open air.

906
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,280
Like I told you guys, they were distilling like they did 100 years ago.

907
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,280
Open air.

908
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,280
And when it got too hot, they couldn't do it.

909
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,280
And so we were there when it was shut down.

910
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280
And they were still walking us through everything.

911
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,280
It just wasn't running.

912
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,280
And it was badass.

913
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280
Well, I definitely would like to go.

914
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280
But I don't want to be miserable.

915
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280
I am not one...

916
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,280
I mean, it wasn't so hot that I was miserable.

917
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,280
I'm just saying it was too hot to make bourbon.

918
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,280
Well, you know what, Paul?

919
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,280
You're in better shape than both Jeff and I.

920
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,280
And I don't know how Jeff feels about this, but I cannot...

921
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,280
I detest the heat.

922
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,280
I detest the heat.

923
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,280
I hate it.

924
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,280
I don't care about the heat.

925
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,280
I got you.

926
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,280
No, I understand what you're saying.

927
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,280
I will not.

928
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,280
Now, it gets...

929
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,280
Again, I grew up in Cincinnati.

930
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,280
And it gets...

931
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,280
In the summertime, the thing you deal with up there is the humidity.

932
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Right.

933
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,280
Well, Cincinnati, I don't know about the rest of Kentucky,

934
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,280
but I know Cincinnati because you're in a valley,

935
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,280
and you have the Ohio River there, and you have the great Miami River.

936
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
So you have a bunch of rivers right there, and it gets hot.

937
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,280
It gets stuck in this valley.

938
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,280
It gets nasty.

939
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,280
Yeah.

940
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,280
Sticky, sticky valley.

941
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Yeah, so I don't know...

942
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,280
Like, if we go, I'd want to stay in Louisville,

943
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,280
I think as a base of operations.

944
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,280
So, Mr. Producer, look up best time to do the Kentucky Trail.

945
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280
Kentucky Bourbon Trail.

946
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280
So I think we should stay...

947
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280
I'm kidding.

948
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
Oh, I wasn't good enough for you.

949
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280
Oh, yeah, you added bourbon.

950
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Kentucky Trail's not good enough.

951
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,280
No, it's not.

952
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,280
It's going to be...

953
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,280
We're all testy.

954
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,280
We're all testy tonight.

955
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280
It started with Sean.

956
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,280
Sean's like, that's stupid.

957
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,280
What you're saying is dumb.

958
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,280
You're dumb.

959
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,280
Um, August through mid-November,

960
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,280
the busiest time to visit the Kentucky...

961
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,280
Oh, so, all right.

962
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,280
Let's not do that.

963
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,280
Let's go during the busiest time.

964
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,280
Yeah, so that says the busiest is August through mid-November,

965
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280
because I think that's when they start releasing some of the...

966
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280
No.

967
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,280
That's when it's not hot.

968
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,280
Let's go tomorrow.

969
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Okay, fair enough.

970
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,280
And hopefully we'll make it back in time to make Valentine's dinner.

971
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,280
Well, to drive up there, it's going to be about 12 to 13 hours.

972
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,280
Oh, yeah, maybe we were going to drive up there,

973
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,280
buy a bottle of bourbon we couldn't get here, and drive back.

974
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,280
Which was the greatest idea ever.

975
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
Who came up with that?

976
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280
I think we all came up with that.

977
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280
I think we did.

978
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,280
And we all thought it was a good idea.

979
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,280
Yeah.

980
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280
Ben, I don't care about driving.

981
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,280
Yeah, you got a minivan for free.

982
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280
I see you getting escalated.

983
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280
I love minivans.

984
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,280
Have we already talked about that?

985
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,280
I don't know, maybe.

986
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,280
Yeah, too bad it has a social stigma.

987
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,280
It does. It does.

988
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,280
But they are, they're very convenient.

989
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,280
They are.

990
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:34,280
But I want to do the bourbon trail, and I want to do it soon, because, you know...

991
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,280
We're not getting any younger?

992
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,280
That's right.

993
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,280
I understand that.

994
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,280
One of my good friends' mother just passed away yesterday.

995
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,280
So, it happens.

996
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,280
How old was she?

997
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,280
I don't know.

998
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,280
70s?

999
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,280
Upper 70s, maybe?

1000
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,280
I thought you said 37.

1001
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,280
I was like, wow.

1002
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,280
No, no, definitely didn't say that.

1003
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:01,280
It should have been something we covered in our dead zone from the first time.

1004
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280
Oh, yeah.

1005
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280
There were people who've died.

1006
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,280
She was just a regular, patriotic, awesome, red-blood American.

1007
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280
Yep.

1008
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,280
Like the rest of us.

1009
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,280
Yeah.

1010
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280
Except for Sean.

1011
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Well...

1012
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,280
Liberal.

1013
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,280
I can be when it comes to my rights.

1014
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,280
What?

1015
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,280
No, that would be conservative.

1016
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280
Yes.

1017
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,280
Well, I am conservative, but I speak very...

1018
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Did they ever find a video of you inside the Capitol?

1019
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,280
What, with my new horned hat?

1020
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,280
Oh, I shouldn't have made that joke.

1021
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,280
A lot of people find that a sensitive topic.

1022
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:42,280
Did you hear that they're going to keep the National Guard in Washington, D.C.

1023
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:48,280
at the cost, get this, $483 million?

1024
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280
Per year?

1025
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,280
A month.

1026
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,280
For how long they're planning on keeping them.

1027
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,280
And they said it's going to cost a half a billion dollars.

1028
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,280
$483 million.

1029
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280
Is that to keep people out of the Capitol?

1030
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,280
Yes.

1031
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280
Why are they doing that?

1032
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,280
Because they believe it's necessary to keep the Capitol safe.

1033
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280
Or the Capitol building safe.

1034
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:13,280
So if I wanted to go visit Washington, D.C., Smithsonian, see all of that...

1035
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,280
I think they're right.

1036
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Is it all frickin' fenced off?

1037
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,280
I don't know.

1038
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,280
It is.

1039
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,280
They have...

1040
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,280
The whole, all of D.C.?

1041
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,280
Well, they have, the major buildings are, yep.

1042
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,280
Really?

1043
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,280
Lincoln Memorial, Washington Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, all of them are off limits.

1044
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,280
I'm not saying all of them are.

1045
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:35,280
I'm just saying, like, the ones currently that Nancy Pelosi goes to, wherever she's at,

1046
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,280
they have these fences that they've erected.

1047
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,280
They've got like razor wire on it and everything?

1048
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,280
Well, I mean, they're like the Trump wall.

1049
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,280
But they're against the wall.

1050
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280
This is insane.

1051
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:51,280
Well, look, if Trump would have done this, this would have been a horrible thing.

1052
00:32:51,280 --> 00:33:02,280
But the reality of it is that it is as sophisticated as we are, the reality of people infiltrating

1053
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,280
or getting in is there.

1054
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,280
You can get in.

1055
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,280
That was a dark, dark day, man.

1056
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,280
When we became Cambodia.

1057
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,280
We became Bolivia.

1058
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,280
Are you talking about the day they stormed into the Capitol?

1059
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,280
Yeah.

1060
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280
Look, that's bullshit.

1061
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,280
That was such a dark day, dude.

1062
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,280
Because the Capitol police told them to come in.

1063
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,280
There is some shadiness about it.

1064
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,280
There is some definite shadiness going on with how that whole thing went down.

1065
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,280
But the bottom line is it was a dark day.

1066
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,280
I don't think so.

1067
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:40,280
It set back the conservative, want to take our country back, you know, red blooded Americans.

1068
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,280
It's a farce.

1069
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,280
It set us back big time.

1070
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,280
It's a farce and it's all bullshit and they're coming out with stuff every single day.

1071
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:54,280
They had some video that was produced today about the voting.

1072
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,280
I forget what region it was.

1073
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,280
Talking about the vans?

1074
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,280
The vans pulling up.

1075
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,280
Yep.

1076
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,280
At 3.30 in the morning in Atlanta.

1077
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,280
Yep.

1078
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,280
Oh, was it?

1079
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280
Yeah, it was in Atlanta.

1080
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280
No.

1081
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280
Actually, I don't know where it was.

1082
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,280
I don't remember what city.

1083
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,280
It was super shady.

1084
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,280
They pulled up and they were kind of like, you know, it was beyond the time in which

1085
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,280
they were supposed to show up.

1086
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,280
Way beyond the time.

1087
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:23,280
And it shows on the record because they have the hourly tick of when the votes were being

1088
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,280
cast and when that thing showed up, they started like bam, bam, bam.

1089
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280
Unloading box after box after box.

1090
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,280
Is that where Biden's numbers went straight up?

1091
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280
Yep.

1092
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280
It was a complete 180 shift.

1093
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,280
Yeah.

1094
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,280
I don't know if we'll ever know what happened.

1095
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,280
We won't.

1096
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:46,280
Too many players, too many powerful people in charge.

1097
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,280
Too many powerful people pulling the string.

1098
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,280
And at this point, it will never get reversed because if it was reversed, it would just

1099
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,280
cause a complete meltdown.

1100
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,280
Well, that's why the Supreme Court didn't touch it.

1101
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,280
Yeah, you're probably right.

1102
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,280
I've been saying that from day one.

1103
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280
They were cowards.

1104
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280
You did.

1105
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,280
You said it.

1106
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,280
They were cowards and they were like, uh-uh, not touching it.

1107
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,280
Yeah, because they know that if they reverse this thing, it would have been.

1108
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280
So I think that's wrong.

1109
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,280
I think that's the wrong perspective as to the wrong attitude.

1110
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,280
I don't disagree, but you think the Capitol riots was bad.

1111
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,280
Imagine if they reversed the election.

1112
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:28,280
You would have seen Capitol riots times 50 in every city in the nation.

1113
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:36,280
But what gets me is I've seen the recaps of when Trump was inaugurated.

1114
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280
They had riots.

1115
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,280
They were burning cars.

1116
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,280
They were doing the exact same thing.

1117
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,280
The only difference is they didn't break into the Capitol.

1118
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,280
They would have if they could have.

1119
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280
It was bad, dude.

1120
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280
It was a bad, bad deal.

1121
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,280
This is not something that...

1122
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,280
There's bad characters on both sides.

1123
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,280
Oh, I can't say that because that would just make me a racist.

1124
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,280
No, but the thing is is that...

1125
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Look at that poor...

1126
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280
We're getting good at this.

1127
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,280
No, it looked like I was higher.

1128
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,280
I don't agree with you, Jeff.

1129
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,280
That's wrong.

1130
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,280
There are bad people on both sides.

1131
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,280
There's good people and bad people on both sides.

1132
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,280
I don't know.

1133
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,280
I don't know if I'm jaded.

1134
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,280
I don't know if I'm just too...

1135
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,280
I'm not a Trumpian.

1136
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280
I'm just...

1137
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280
I just feel...

1138
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,280
You want your country back.

1139
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,280
I do.

1140
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,280
I feel like we're being ripped off.

1141
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,280
I understand.

1142
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,280
The people on the other side of the aisle are just kind of like,

1143
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:43,280
well, I just want to get that warm, fuzzy feeling that I voted

1144
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,280
and my vote mattered.

1145
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,280
That's what I wonder.

1146
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:54,280
They said it would be catastrophic if a large number of Americans

1147
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,280
become disenfranchised with the outcome of that election

1148
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,280
and the integrity of our elections in general.

1149
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,280
That's catastrophic, right?

1150
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,280
Because then what happens?

1151
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,280
People don't vote.

1152
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,280
They don't vote.

1153
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,280
When people are disenfranchised or they don't believe in the integrity,

1154
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,280
they don't vote.

1155
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,280
And guess who's upset about this election?

1156
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,280
Conservatives and Republicans.

1157
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280
And they don't vote?

1158
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,280
I disagree.

1159
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280
How's that going to go?

1160
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,280
I don't think that...

1161
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,280
I think that's the fear, but I don't think that's what's going to happen.

1162
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,280
I think that we're going to...

1163
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,280
I think most of us will... I think all of us will still vote.

1164
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280
I will.

1165
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,280
I'll never stop voting.

1166
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,280
You'll have to.

1167
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,280
I voted 11 times in this last election.

1168
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,280
I think...

1169
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:44,280
It's funny, but I might...

1170
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,280
I don't care, man.

1171
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,280
I may travel to... I may go around all the states.

1172
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,280
No, you will not.

1173
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280
See what you need to do.

1174
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280
We have integrity.

1175
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280
You know what?

1176
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,280
We have integrity.

1177
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,280
I need to gobble up...

1178
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,280
I'm going to spend $2,000 traveling the surrounding states.

1179
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,280
You should do a GoFundMe.

1180
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,280
And have people pay for you to...

1181
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,280
Which, by the way, they did that for Antifa.

1182
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,280
Oh, yeah?

1183
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,280
To pay for traveling Antifa members that would just burn shit and blow up stuff.

1184
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,280
Or blow up stuff, but burn shit and riot in all these different cities.

1185
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,280
They did crowdfunding.

1186
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,280
They did GoFundMe.

1187
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,280
I mean, that's how these people were paying...

1188
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,280
I'm curious how much they made.

1189
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,280
They don't have jobs.

1190
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,280
They don't have jobs.

1191
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,280
Well, this kind of all started and came to light when they did the Wall Street lockdown

1192
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
for the 1%.

1193
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Remember that?

1194
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280
Back... I don't know.

1195
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280
Which one? Say that again.

1196
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,280
That's when they protested against Wall Street and they shut down Wall Street.

1197
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280
Occupy.

1198
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280
They all occupied Wall Street.

1199
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280
Yep.

1200
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,280
And they were a bunch of hired buffoons.

1201
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,280
Not all of them, but a lot of them were.

1202
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Yeah, they were thugs.

1203
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280
They were basically hired thugs.

1204
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,280
Yeah.

1205
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,280
So I'm just... I'm a loser.

1206
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,280
I want to pitch a tent and live here for a month or however long they're out there.

1207
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Oh, yeah.

1208
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,280
Now you're talking about Seattle.

1209
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280
Yeah.

1210
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,280
And the...

1211
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,280
The autonomous zone.

1212
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:09,280
The chaoticness of the shit going on is all a campaign.

1213
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,280
It's all funded.

1214
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Even the...

1215
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
It is.

1216
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,280
I agree with that.

1217
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,280
The caravans that are coming up from the South...

1218
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,280
Remember when Trump was...

1219
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,280
They were coming in groves and groves and they were just like,

1220
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,280
Oh, Trump's falling, he's doing this and that.

1221
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,280
And they're coming up from the South.

1222
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,280
And these people all have wristbands on.

1223
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,280
Do you remember?

1224
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,280
No, I didn't hear that.

1225
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,280
The Mexicans coming in from the South towards the border.

1226
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,280
What are you looking at?

1227
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,280
A really cute brunette that was on the screen.

1228
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,280
I don't know why.

1229
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,280
Oh, I saw that, but I'm not shallow.

1230
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,280
Yeah.

1231
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,280
I'm shallow, but I just...

1232
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,280
She was really cute.

1233
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,280
Anyway, so yeah, I mean, yeah, there's some shadiness.

1234
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,280
So Mexican caravans and wristbands.

1235
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,280
Yes, so what you're saying is even the caravans is an orchestrated PR stunt.

1236
00:39:52,280 --> 00:40:00,280
Yes, they had folks that were wearing backpacks that were all the uniform.

1237
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,280
They were kind of like uniforms, but they weren't wearing uniforms,

1238
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280
but they were like, Oh, they all had the same backpacks.

1239
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,280
You know what?

1240
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,280
They all had the same wristbands.

1241
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,280
You can tell the organizers.

1242
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,280
So here's actually what it is.

1243
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,280
Those people actually want to be here.

1244
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,280
They want to get here.

1245
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,280
They're not hired people, but they're manipulated.

1246
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,280
Yes, they're like, you get a wristband.

1247
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,280
Look, if you pay this amount, we're going to put you on a bus.

1248
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,280
And they don't give it.

1249
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,280
Travel you from point A to point B.

1250
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280
And we want you to walk.

1251
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,280
I want to write.

1252
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,280
And they don't give a shit what happens to those people.

1253
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,280
All they're doing is setting up the optics for the media.

1254
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,280
Correct.

1255
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,280
They don't give a shit what happens to them.

1256
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,280
We'll provide water.

1257
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,280
We'll provide food.

1258
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280
They don't care if they get there.

1259
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280
They don't care if the women get raped.

1260
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280
They don't care.

1261
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,280
They don't.

1262
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280
They don't care if the kids get abducted.

1263
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:50,280
When they finally get to the border towns and they get right up on the, they overindulge

1264
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,280
on the border towns, it gets ugly.

1265
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,280
Yeah.

1266
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,280
I mean, it's lawlessness.

1267
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,280
It's the wild, wild west.

1268
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,280
Yes.

1269
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,280
And bad things happen.

1270
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,280
And guess who always loses in a lawless scenario?

1271
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,280
The United States.

1272
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,280
Women and children.

1273
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,280
Oh.

1274
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,280
Women and children.

1275
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,280
They're always the victims of lawless situations.

1276
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,280
And these people like Soros and other liberal.

1277
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,280
They don't give a shit.

1278
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,280
You know, liberal billionaires, they are just creating optics.

1279
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:27,280
They're creating a media humanitarian crisis, right, for the sole purpose of trying to make,

1280
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,280
trying to make policies look bad.

1281
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,280
Oh, you're putting children in cages.

1282
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,280
Oh, you're separating children from parents.

1283
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,280
Oh, you're, you're creating this, you know, humanitarian disaster.

1284
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:43,280
Well, the reality is when you give the green light and you fund these people to come over,

1285
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,280
you're creating a humanitarian crisis.

1286
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,280
I mean, it's not happening naturally.

1287
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,280
That will never get reported though, because it's, again, they're partnered up with the media.

1288
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,280
That crap doesn't get reported.

1289
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:02,280
It never gets reported unless you look at some of the sites, the other sites, not the mainstream shit.

1290
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,280
I know.

1291
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,280
So anyway, to change the subject.

1292
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,280
Yes.

1293
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,280
I, Sean brought some Trulies.

1294
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,280
But you know what, you got to, you just can't say that.

1295
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,280
Yeah, no, he can't.

1296
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,280
It's not like I went to the grocery store.

1297
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,280
I was kind of like, hell, I'm going to make some Trulies.

1298
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,280
I'm going to make some mango lemonade Trulies to the podcast so the guys can enjoy some.

1299
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280
No, that's not what I did.

1300
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,280
This lemonade seltzer is to die for.

1301
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,280
You know what, you can like take turns, kiss my ass.

1302
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,280
So did you not bring these?

1303
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280
Did you not bring these?

1304
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,280
I did fucking bring them.

1305
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,280
I did to thin out my stuff.

1306
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,280
Uh oh, cage tiger.

1307
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,280
He's backing into a corner.

1308
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:47,280
So anyway, I'm drinking a Trulie mango lemonade seltzer.

1309
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,280
Why?

1310
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280
How is it?

1311
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,280
How does that happen?

1312
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,280
It's very sweet.

1313
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,280
How is it any different than a wine cooler?

1314
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,280
I thought I grabbed three of the same.

1315
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,280
I apologize about the mango thing.

1316
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,280
No, that's okay.

1317
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,280
It's sweet and it reminds me of the.

1318
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,280
The fucking beer you bought us.

1319
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,280
SNL.

1320
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,280
He's a shit cock sucker.

1321
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,280
Am I thinking SNL?

1322
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,280
No, I'm thinking California coolers back when we were growing up.

1323
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,280
The wine cooler.

1324
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,280
I drank wine coolers in college.

1325
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,280
The two leaders.

1326
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,280
I'm ashamed to say it.

1327
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,280
What are you talking about?

1328
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
The coax, the coax suckers?

1329
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280
No, the mango.

1330
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,280
Oh, no.

1331
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,280
I don't watch SNL.

1332
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,280
Who's the gay mango guy?

1333
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,280
Back when we watched it in the 90s.

1334
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280
That's when I stopped watching it.

1335
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,280
Remember you go.

1336
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,280
I remember mango, the gay guy.

1337
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,280
Yeah.

1338
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,280
Is that a thing?

1339
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280
Yes.

1340
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,280
His name was mango.

1341
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,280
Mango, the gay guy.

1342
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,280
Saturday Night Live.

1343
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,280
Saturday Night Live.

1344
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,280
What is that?

1345
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280
I don't know.

1346
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,280
It was Chris Kattan.

1347
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,280
Yes, he's actually a talented comedian.

1348
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,280
It was Chris Kattan.

1349
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,280
I think his name was.

1350
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,280
The back story about this.

1351
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,280
I'm sorry.

1352
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280
I took us on a way left here.

1353
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280
All right, go back to Trulia.

1354
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,280
Well, you know what, though?

1355
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,280
The guy is.

1356
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280
There he is.

1357
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,280
Is he gay in real life?

1358
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280
No.

1359
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
I don't think so.

1360
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,280
I don't know, actually.

1361
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,280
I don't know either, but I can see how he could be.

1362
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280
Oh, God.

1363
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,280
It was pretty funny.

1364
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280
Sean, you have that outfit.

1365
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,280
I want it right now.

1366
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,280
You have a little pink sparkly outfit.

1367
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,280
Yeah, it's got like a little short skirt.

1368
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:12,280
So anyway, getting back to the Trulies, there's been an explosion.

1369
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280
Oh, yeah.

1370
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,280
Of this whole.

1371
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,280
And I was going to ask, what was the first one that came out to Seltzer?

1372
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,280
Was it the White Claw?

1373
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,280
No, I don't know.

1374
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
I don't think it was the White Claw.

1375
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,280
I don't know.

1376
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,280
I don't remember, actually.

1377
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,280
The first Seltzer alcoholic Seltzer.

1378
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,280
They've been around a while, but they were never popular.

1379
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,280
No, they were never popular.

1380
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:39,280
So my question is, now you got, now Nickelode Ultra just came out with their organic.

1381
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,280
Oh, yes.

1382
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,280
All the beers are doing that now.

1383
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,280
That's right.

1384
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,280
They are.

1385
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,280
You got Budweiser.

1386
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,280
So time out.

1387
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,280
What is the difference between a Seltzer and a wine cooler?

1388
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,280
Spelling.

1389
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280
Probably nothing.

1390
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,280
Really?

1391
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,280
I don't know.

1392
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,280
I don't know.

1393
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,280
Well, the Seltzers are typically there's not much sugar in them, but I'll tell you what,

1394
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,280
these Trulies have a lot of sugar in them.

1395
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,280
Just go down to the hard Seltzer Wikipedia right there.

1396
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
Click.

1397
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280
There you go.

1398
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:12,280
In the hard Seltzer spiked Seltzer hard alcoholic water type of hobble drinking containing carbonated water.

1399
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,280
Alcohol drink?

1400
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,280
Alcoholic water?

1401
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,280
That's what it said.

1402
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,280
Alcohol water.

1403
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,280
Fruit flavoring.

1404
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,280
Again, how is it different than a wine cooler?

1405
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,280
I don't know.

1406
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,280
Do me a favor.

1407
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:31,280
Yeah, go back to what you were doing, Mr. Producer, put in a difference between wine cooler and hard Seltzer.

1408
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280
Look at that.

1409
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,280
Corona has it.

1410
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,280
Coarse has it.

1411
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,280
Everybody.

1412
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,280
They all have it.

1413
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,280
It's the thing.

1414
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,280
It's not horrible.

1415
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,280
No, but it's very sweet.

1416
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,280
Too sweet.

1417
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,280
No.

1418
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280
Actually, I've never had a Trulie.

1419
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,280
What is?

1420
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,280
I've never had a White Claw.

1421
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280
So what is Belching Beaver?

1422
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280
Pop a top on that one.

1423
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,280
I'm still working on my beer.

1424
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280
Pop a top again.

1425
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,280
Great song.

1426
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,280
Alan Jackson.

1427
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280
High Noon.

1428
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,280
Then you have the.

1429
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,280
Yeah, that whole album is a bunch of remakes and they're great.

1430
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,280
It's a great album.

1431
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,280
Alan Jackson.

1432
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,280
Pop a top again.

1433
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,280
I didn't know that was Alan Jackson.

1434
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,280
I like Alan Jackson.

1435
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,280
Great song.

1436
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,280
Yeah, it's good stuff.

1437
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280
All right.

1438
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,280
So it says wine Seltzer versus wine Spritzer.

1439
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,280
No, that's not it.

1440
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,280
Wine cooler.

1441
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280
Difference between wine cooler and Seltzer.

1442
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280
What difference?

1443
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,280
Wine cooler is a malt beverage, that's what it is.

1444
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,280
A malt beverage is the that's what it is.

1445
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,280
There's a beer.

1446
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,280
Well, well, well, those are Seltzer is a malt beverages.

1447
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,280
Are they really?

1448
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280
I believe so.

1449
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,280
I know it says Seltzer on it.

1450
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,280
Well, it says it contains alcohol.

1451
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,280
There you go.

1452
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,280
OK, click that.

1453
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,280
Difference between wine coolers and malt beverages.

1454
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,280
Right there.

1455
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,280
But I said malt beverages.

1456
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,280
The Seltzer's are included in the malt beverage.

1457
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Oh, all right.

1458
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,280
I should have and this writing is so damn small.

1459
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,280
I can't even read it.

1460
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,280
Wine coolers and malt beverages may appear and taste similar,

1461
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,280
but in the way in which they are prepared and the ingredients

1462
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,280
are different, according to Wine Business Monthly,

1463
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,280
many companies that originally made wine coolers switched

1464
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,280
to making malt beverages in the 1990s.

1465
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,280
This was a direct result of federal taxes on wine being

1466
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,280
increased because it was less expensive.

1467
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:10,280
So so where does Zima fall on this?

1468
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,280
Because I remember when Zima.

1469
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,280
That is definitely a malt beverage.

1470
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280
So I know that for a fact.

1471
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,280
I remember when Zima was introduced when I first moved

1472
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,280
down here to Dallas back in 93.

1473
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,280
It was a kind of a manly alternative to wine coolers.

1474
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,280
Really?

1475
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,280
More manly.

1476
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,280
I'm going to say more manly because wine coolers are for

1477
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,280
sissies like me.

1478
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,280
No, dude, I could tell my story.

1479
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,280
I hated beer.

1480
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,280
Well, Mike's Hard Lemonade was one of the first that I

1481
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,280
recall.

1482
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,280
I mean, Zima was one.

1483
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,280
Mike's Hard Lemonade, is that a wine cooler?

1484
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,280
No, it's malt.

1485
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,280
Well, it is malt.

1486
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Well, Zima is a malt.

1487
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280
I'm confused.

1488
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280
No, fuck man.

1489
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,280
Actually, I don't know what a wine cooler is anymore.

1490
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,280
Hold on.

1491
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
It's wine with bubbles.

1492
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,280
We're looking at it right here.

1493
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,280
Does it say wine coolers or a malt?

1494
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,280
Wine coolers have a similar alcohol content to beer.

1495
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,280
California coolers.

1496
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,280
They're mixed with red or white wine.

1497
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,280
So wine coolers actually have wine.

1498
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,280
They're carbonated and they add some sort of flavor.

1499
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,280
Okay, so it's not a malt beverage.

1500
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,280
It is not.

1501
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,280
Wine coolers are not a malt beverage.

1502
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,280
Okay, so Zima definitely is.

1503
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,280
And I know Mike's Hard Lemonade.

1504
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,280
All the rest are malt beverages, which are

1505
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,280
the same categories as seltzers.

1506
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,280
Do they still make Zima?

1507
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,280
So you saw that seltzers are a malt beverage?

1508
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,280
Correct.

1509
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,280
There we go.

1510
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,280
Scroll down.

1511
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,280
So they basically just rename seltzers.

1512
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,280
Actually, it was in the other tab, differences between

1513
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,280
wine coolers.

1514
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,280
What the hell was that picture?

1515
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,280
Was that the ear skull pulling out all that wax?

1516
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,280
I don't know.

1517
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,280
What are you talking about?

1518
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,280
That's so bad.

1519
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,280
Go to the tab to the left.

1520
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,280
It says difference between wine coolers and that right there.

1521
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,280
Boom.

1522
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,280
We're on eHow.

1523
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,280
Did you click?

1524
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Okay, so that was eHow.

1525
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,280
Read right there.

1526
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,280
It says sugar and seltzer or sparkling water.

1527
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,280
They are mixed or white wine variety.

1528
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,280
Oh, never mind.

1529
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,280
I saw seltzer.

1530
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,280
A wine cooler uses thermoelectric cooling while a

1531
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,280
wine refrigerator relies on compression cooling.

1532
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280
Thank you, Jeff.

1533
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,280
Oh, so we're talking about generating electricity here.

1534
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,280
And that's Jeff with the tick-a-ticker.

1535
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,280
So this is fusion.

1536
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,280
What the hell just happened?

1537
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,280
I don't know.

1538
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,280
It says what's the difference between a wine cooler.

1539
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,280
I didn't finish the sentence.

1540
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,280
So it's add a refrigerator.

1541
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,280
Well, yeah, there's a reason why you didn't finish it.

1542
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,280
You realized you were like, oh.

1543
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,280
The reality is I don't think men should be drinking either one

1544
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280
of them, to be honest.

1545
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,280
No, man, look, there's a lot of sugar in it.

1546
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,280
But there's a lot of sugar in all the shit we're drinking.

1547
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,280
There's beer, there's bourbon.

1548
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,280
That's what makes alcohol is sugar.

1549
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,280
I know.

1550
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,280
But what is better for you, drinking the seltzer?

1551
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,280
Because some of these seltzers that come out.

1552
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,280
You're asking if seltzer is better than beer.

1553
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,280
Like a light beer.

1554
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,280
Seltzer has 90 calories.

1555
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,280
The White Claws have more calories than I believe than

1556
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
these light beers.

1557
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280
Oh, for sure.

1558
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Got to be way more sugar in flavored seltzers like Trulian,

1559
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,280
White Claw, than a light beer.

1560
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,280
You're drinking a Trulian mango lemonade.

1561
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,280
Now, if you're drinking Guinness.

1562
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,280
Now, I know a Mike Hardes lemonade.

1563
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280
This is 100 calories in it.

1564
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,280
Was like 8.4% alcohol.

1565
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,280
This is 100 calories in it.

1566
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,280
Really?

1567
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,280
100 calories?

1568
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,280
This one.

1569
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,280
Is it two servings per can?

1570
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,280
It's 12.

1571
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280
One ounce is a serving.

1572
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,280
Isn't that bullshit how they do that?

1573
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,280
Isn't that crazy how they do that?

1574
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,280
One serving, yeah.

1575
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,280
They water it down until it looks like a good number,

1576
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,280
and then you look at the number of servings per thing,

1577
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,280
and you're like, what?

1578
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,280
Oh, that's only 100 calories.

1579
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,280
Oh, I just had a thousand calories.

1580
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,280
There's three servings per.

1581
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,280
Yeah.

1582
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,280
No, one can.

1583
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,280
Per thimble.

1584
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,280
So that's better than I thought.

1585
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,280
It's 5%.

1586
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,280
That is better than I thought, too.

1587
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,280
Excuse me.

1588
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:06,280
This is actually a fairly low calorie beer.

1589
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,280
Guinnesses?

1590
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,280
Guinnesses, yeah.

1591
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,280
Like the dark beer.

1592
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,280
Yeah, Guinness only has 4.5%.

1593
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,280
Oh, I'm sorry, you're talking about alcohol or calories?

1594
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,280
Calories.

1595
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280
I didn't know that.

1596
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,280
That can't be.

1597
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,280
It's not a light beer.

1598
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,280
But Guinness isn't very strong, either.

1599
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,280
I think it's like 4.5%.

1600
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280
G-U-I.

1601
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280
Most beers are what?

1602
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,280
Five and a quarter, right?

1603
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,280
Well.

1604
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,280
Like, the stuff I drink, what is it?

1605
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,280
Mil-highlight-fright.

1606
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,280
It's like 5%.

1607
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,280
Yeah, 5%.

1608
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,280
Yeah, so the calories, put in calories.

1609
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,280
Guinness beer calories.

1610
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,280
There's no way.

1611
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,280
It's a dark beer.

1612
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:45,280
It's not as good as like light beer, but it's not as high as you think it is.

1613
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,280
Really?

1614
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,280
Yeah, it's 4.2% alcohol.

1615
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,280
78 calories.

1616
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,280
That can't be.

1617
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,280
78 calories, that's amazing.

1618
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,280
Well, hold on, that's a different one.

1619
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,280
Go extra stout.

1620
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,280
That's Guinness draft.

1621
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,280
Now we're talking, 108.

1622
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280
My God.

1623
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,280
What are your Miller light?

1624
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,280
What is this?

1625
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,280
Five calories.

1626
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Would you rather have this or Guinness?

1627
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,280
Look up the calories of Miller High Life Light, and I'm pretty sure it's 95.

1628
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,280
So Guinness draft is 78 calories.

1629
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280
That's incredible.

1630
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280
Drop.

1631
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,280
That's the stuff in a bottle, though.

1632
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,280
Yeah, I don't know.

1633
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,280
So that's the CO2 produced Guinness one.

1634
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,280
The Guinness extra stout is like the nitrogen produced ones.

1635
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,280
I don't know.

1636
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,280
And then to add calories to that, there you go.

1637
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,280
Bingo.

1638
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,280
Wow.

1639
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,280
There you go.

1640
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,280
What the?

1641
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,280
What?

1642
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,280
Wow.

1643
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,280
Shut the front door.

1644
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,280
We're going to start drinking Guinness.

1645
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280
That can't be right.

1646
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280
143 calories?

1647
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,280
That's not the light.

1648
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:42,280
That is the antithesis of what I would assume a stout would be.

1649
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,280
Yes, it is.

1650
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,280
It says light beer.

1651
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,280
Did I miss it?

1652
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,280
Hold on.

1653
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280
It's zero calories.

1654
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,280
Oh, there now we're talking.

1655
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,280
It's water.

1656
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,280
It's basically water.

1657
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280
There's nothing in that.

1658
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280
There's no calories in it.

1659
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,280
What is that?

1660
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,280
That's ridiculous.

1661
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,280
It's still 107 calories.

1662
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,280
143.

1663
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,280
Way.

1664
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Miller Lite is 100.

1665
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,280
So I say we start drinking Guinness.

1666
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,280
No, no, no.

1667
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,280
That's not High Life Lite.

1668
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,280
That's what I said.

1669
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,280
You need to make light.

1670
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,280
All right.

1671
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,280
But still, are you going to beat 78 calories?

1672
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,280
Yeah, it's like five calories.

1673
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280
It's negative calories.

1674
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280
It's like celery.

1675
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,280
Yeah.

1676
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,280
It's like celery.

1677
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Oh, it's 107.

1678
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,280
What is that little snippet advertising?

1679
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,280
My God.

1680
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280
It's chicken nuggets while skydiving.

1681
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,280
What the fuck is that?

1682
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,280
You know what?

1683
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,280
I may have to dump this beer that I've been drinking forever.

1684
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,280
Let's, let's.

1685
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,280
Damn it.

1686
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,280
But it's the champagne of all beers.

1687
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,280
I'll pick up.

1688
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,280
Good.

1689
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,280
I'll pick up some Guinness for next podcast.

1690
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,280
Oh, great.

1691
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,280
Right.

1692
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,280
Because it's low calorie.

1693
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,280
78 calories.

1694
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,280
It's not true.

1695
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,280
It can't be true.

1696
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,280
I don't believe it.

1697
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,280
You don't believe Google?

1698
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,280
I don't believe that this is 100 and what was it?

1699
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,280
It's 107.

1700
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,280
No, it's 128.

1701
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,280
And yours is 78.

1702
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,280
There's no way.

1703
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280
128.

1704
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,280
I'm not going to sign it.

1705
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,280
128.

1706
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,280
No.

1707
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,280
This is 107.

1708
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,280
Miller High Life Lite.

1709
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,280
This isn't Lite.

1710
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,280
Oh, it is Lite.

1711
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,280
I'm sorry.

1712
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,280
Yes, it is.

1713
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,280
Miller High Life Lite is 107 is what it said.

1714
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,280
I don't believe it.

1715
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,280
I'm sorry.

1716
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,280
This is fake news.

1717
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,280
Well, you know, some people like the Democrats live in denial.

1718
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,280
So.

1719
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
Yeah, that's me.

1720
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,280
That's me.

1721
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,280
Denial should be a song.

1722
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,280
Anyway, I'm getting back.

1723
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,280
Are you going to pick?

1724
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,280
Are you picking up the beer?

1725
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,280
You said you're going to pick it up for sure.

1726
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,280
I'll pick up.

1727
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,280
I'll pick up some Guinness.

1728
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,280
Is there a Guinness Lite?

1729
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,280
They have blonde.

1730
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,280
They have a variety of products.

1731
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,280
I mean, I'm in on Guinness Blonde.

1732
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,280
Actually, the the Smith Wicks.

1733
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,280
That was eight dollars a glass.

1734
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,280
Six twenty five.

1735
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,280
The Smith Wicks that I had.

1736
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,280
That's right.

1737
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,280
The bill came.

1738
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,280
He's like, what the fuck?

1739
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,280
What was little taken back?

1740
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,280
And you and I are like, oh, these are four dollar beers.

1741
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:55,280
And he's like, why is my six seventy five?

1742
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,280
So you're like this is domestic.

1743
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,280
This is domestic.

1744
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,280
And what do you say the beer was?

1745
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,280
Love love love.

1746
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,280
What?

1747
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,280
Whatever the beer was, I don't know what was the beer is definitely not domestic.

1748
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,280
Anyway, shape or form.

1749
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:14,280
Well, part of the problem is, is that we like to go to Total Wine up the street.

1750
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,280
And every time we go, that is a problem.

1751
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,280
We go to the mini bar section every Friday.

1752
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,280
It's a problem.

1753
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,280
Bottles of booze.

1754
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,280
And we always pick up what they call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

1755
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,280
I'm not sure we should be sharing this.

1756
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:34,280
Boiben and a jelly infused boiben.

1757
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,280
I did a vodka.

1758
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,280
You did.

1759
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280
I did a strawberry vodka.

1760
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,280
How was it?

1761
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,280
It was good.

1762
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,280
I did.

1763
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:46,280
Well, it's a peanut butter whiskey with I think you got the Yukon Jack Apple.

1764
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,280
I got too much.

1765
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,280
No, it's not.

1766
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280
What did I get this time?

1767
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,280
I'm going to try rum next time with for the for the jelly.

1768
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,280
I got something different this time as well.

1769
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,280
Jelly sounds well, you can't have peanut butter jam.

1770
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,280
Well, that's not K.Y.

1771
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,280
Jam better.

1772
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,280
Well, I said you did the podcast peanut butter and jelly.

1773
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,280
I'm going to do a bourbon peanut butter and I'm going to do a rum jelly.

1774
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,280
How about that?

1775
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,280
Oh, God.

1776
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,280
Why? What's wrong with that?

1777
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,280
I think anyway, finish.

1778
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,280
The producer popped up the calorie comparison of your favorite beers.

1779
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,280
We need to go over that.

1780
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,280
I don't want to know.

1781
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,280
I kind of do.

1782
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,280
But so we go to the total wine on a Friday afternoon.

1783
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:29,280
And so it's it's after work and we always hit a peanut butter and jelly.

1784
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280
I don't care if it's the jelly.

1785
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,280
I just got roped in on this deal.

1786
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,280
This last two weekends was I even invited.

1787
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,280
You get your blow up by like five thirty.

1788
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,280
You're blowing up by five thirty.

1789
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,280
You walk in.

1790
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,280
Yeah, but you're good.

1791
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,280
I'm back from my errand.

1792
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,280
You should face.

1793
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,280
Yeah, I don't feel so good.

1794
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,280
See, the problem is that we do this on an empty stomach because it's like late in the afternoon before dinner.

1795
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,280
We went over to that bar.

1796
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,280
We went over that bar and we're like, oh, we're not going to eat very much.

1797
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,280
Let's take 400 wings.

1798
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,280
And and you're like, oh, I'm only going to eat one.

1799
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,280
You remember the fucking pile of bones, you have the pile of bones on the plate.

1800
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,280
I was like hungry and I looked over there.

1801
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,280
I was like, I have like three bones over here.

1802
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,280
I just had a plate pile of ten feet high.

1803
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,280
Yeah, it was a cemetery on his plate.

1804
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,280
Yes, that did have some.

1805
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,280
That's a good carcass on the plate.

1806
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,280
My God, I'm only going to have to.

1807
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:37,280
Yeah, no, what I'm saying is we we do this as Sean calls a peanut butter and jelly.

1808
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,280
Yes. On an empty stomach, on an empty stomach.

1809
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,280
And then we go somewhere to eat.

1810
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:46,280
But we usually eat soon enough to where it's not a problem.

1811
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,280
Well, I would think the liquid absorbed in.

1812
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:55,280
Let's pay a little bit of attention to because soon as Sean like smells a beer, I'm buzzed.

1813
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,280
Yeah, I buzz real quick.

1814
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,280
I think I'm going to throw up.

1815
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,280
Well, let's get some 400 wings in you.

1816
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,280
Oh, my God.

1817
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:08,280
So look at the Anheuser-Busch ice pale lager, a hundred and seventy one.

1818
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,280
Oh, no.

1819
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,280
I used to drink ice beers all the time in college.

1820
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,280
That was the bar.

1821
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,280
Yeah. Yeah.

1822
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,280
Well, we were that. Yeah.

1823
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,280
Back in the house.

1824
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,280
Back in the early 90s.

1825
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,280
It was all that was the rage was all the ice beers.

1826
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,280
Scroll down a little bit more.

1827
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,280
And are you saying those were super fattening?

1828
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280
It didn't matter back then.

1829
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,280
Now it matters.

1830
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,280
It did not matter.

1831
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,280
No, nothing matters.

1832
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,280
149, which is a shock.

1833
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,280
Well, that's the non-light.

1834
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Yeah.

1835
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,280
Well, of course, that's 102.

1836
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,280
I mean, that's extra one hundred forty eight.

1837
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,280
That's a lot.

1838
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,280
I'm telling you, I don't want to know this guy.

1839
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,280
Foster's a hundred and sixty.

1840
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,280
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1841
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,280
Guinness is one hundred seventy six.

1842
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,280
That's what I'm talking about.

1843
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,280
You guys are full of shit.

1844
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,280
I don't believe this.

1845
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,280
I do.

1846
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,280
This one's fake news.

1847
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Oh, this one's.

1848
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Well, click on one hundred seventy six.

1849
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,280
What does that say?

1850
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,280
Is that clickable?

1851
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,280
Can you click the shit out of it?

1852
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,280
I do.

1853
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,280
I do believe this is real.

1854
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,280
Well, that's the extra stout.

1855
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:01,280
Oh, it is.

1856
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,280
It's six percent.

1857
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,280
So what's mild stout?

1858
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,280
No, it's just that.

1859
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,280
So what's the difference between this one and the one we just looked at?

1860
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,280
Yeah.

1861
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,280
There's a huge difference there.

1862
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,280
One's real.

1863
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,280
One's fake.

1864
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,280
Yeah.

1865
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,280
This was real.

1866
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,280
Let's blend in the middle and say it's a hundred.

1867
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:21,280
Yeah, beer is not good for you.

1868
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,280
No.

1869
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,280
Oh, what's that?

1870
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,280
Three hundred and thirty.

1871
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,280
What?

1872
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Which one?

1873
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,280
Sierra Nevada, Bigfoot.

1874
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,280
Oh, I was drinking the shit out of there.

1875
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,280
No, you were not.

1876
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,280
I was.

1877
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,280
It's like a barley wine.

1878
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,280
Oh, that explains why you're at where you're at.

1879
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,280
No.

1880
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,280
Oh, no.

1881
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,280
No, I fully admit.

1882
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Can we?

1883
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,280
I haven't.

1884
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Can we time stamp that?

1885
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,280
No, I fully admit.

1886
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,280
My craft is not good for you.

1887
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,280
I'm not.

1888
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280
I'm not.

1889
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,280
I'm not.

1890
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,280
I'm not.

1891
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,280
I'm not.

1892
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,280
I'm not.

1893
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,280
I'm not.

1894
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,280
I'm not.

1895
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,280
I'm not.

1896
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,280
I'm not.

1897
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,280
I'm not.

1898
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,280
I'm not.

1899
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,280
I'm not.

1900
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,280
I'm not.

1901
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,280
OK, I'll admit my craft beer phase, which was about.

1902
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,280
I'm sorry.

1903
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,280
Five years.

1904
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,280
Silence.

1905
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,280
I was.

1906
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,280
I sucked all the oxygen out of the room right there.

1907
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,280
Are you calling me fat?

1908
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,280
You son of a bitch.

1909
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,280
You bastard.

1910
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,280
You're calling me fat.

1911
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:15,220
The craft beer phase that I went through, my fridge downstairs would be stacked in craft

1912
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,220
beers.

1913
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:17,220
Yeah.

1914
01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:18,220
At all times.

1915
01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:19,220
In Sierra Nevada.

1916
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:20,220
Bigfoot.

1917
01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:21,220
Every single.

1918
01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:23,580
Big ass pints and shit like that.

1919
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,660
The Bigfoot they have now

1920
01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:27,680
is different from the Bigfoot they had then.

1921
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,280
The Bigfoot now is like, they've dumbed it down.

1922
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,380
It's like 10%, 11%.

1923
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,920
Well that one said 9.9.

1924
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,940
9.9, well the ones I was getting was like.

1925
01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:39,100
That's a lot, that's stout for an alcoholic content.

1926
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,940
Well for a beer, a wine, it was a barley wine.

1927
01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:44,860
It was a barley wine, it's low for a barley wine.

1928
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,480
See I'm not a beer-

1929
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,320
No.

1930
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,160
A beer connoisseur.

1931
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,160
It's right in the market.

1932
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,060
Cause you got, your wine period is around,

1933
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,140
if you get a glass of Chardonnay,

1934
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:58,380
it's everywhere from 9 to 12%, 13.

1935
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:01,100
Mostly, I'd say between 9 to 12%.

1936
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:03,940
What, a glass of wine?

1937
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:05,240
A wine, yeah, Chardonnay.

1938
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:07,620
Even Cabs.

1939
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:09,540
You know.

1940
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:10,720
What about Scato?

1941
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,560
The-

1942
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,400
The Riesling.

1943
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,240
I don't drink wine.

1944
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,100
You have like the quadruple ales.

1945
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:18,380
Those get up to like the 15s, 14s.

1946
01:01:18,380 --> 01:01:19,540
So bad for you.

1947
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:21,860
Man, but there was a time where I was drinking,

1948
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:22,900
I was drinking them.

1949
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,100
They were so good.

1950
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:25,940
But-

1951
01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:26,780
I'm over it though.

1952
01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:27,600
I put on-

1953
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,940
I have no desire to drink those anymore.

1954
01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:29,780
Yeah.

1955
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,500
They don't taste good to me anymore.

1956
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,000
Oh, it's not a filling thing?

1957
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,260
You don't feel like-

1958
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,700
Well, I'm definitely bloated.

1959
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,540
Bloated.

1960
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:37,860
I mean seriously.

1961
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,260
I'm like, I'm done.

1962
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:43,140
So I love having like one, you know, like Shiner Bach.

1963
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:44,860
Right?

1964
01:01:44,860 --> 01:01:45,680
Yeah.

1965
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,780
I love having like one or two Shiner Bachs,

1966
01:01:47,780 --> 01:01:51,020
but then the bloat comes into play.

1967
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:51,860
Yeah.

1968
01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:53,340
The beer gut is real.

1969
01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:54,180
It is real.

1970
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:56,420
Because I put on a shitload of weight

1971
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:57,700
and it hasn't come off.

1972
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,100
No.

1973
01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:00,900
And it was all because of the craft beer phase

1974
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:02,700
and I drank the shit out of that.

1975
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:03,540
The Tripal.

1976
01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:05,820
What is the, what is that called?

1977
01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:06,660
Tripal.

1978
01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:08,180
A style of beer.

1979
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:09,220
The Belgian.

1980
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:11,460
The Belgian style beers, yeah.

1981
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:12,780
They're called Belgians.

1982
01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:15,300
Belgian style beers are the-

1983
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,140
Very creative.

1984
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:18,180
They're very high in alcohol.

1985
01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:20,900
They're very high in alcohol and-

1986
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,900
Then you get to quadruples and all that shit.

1987
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:23,740
Yeah.

1988
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,460
The smaller the bubble, it seems like the more ballsy,

1989
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,300
I guess.

1990
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,020
But-

1991
01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:29,860
Yeah, that's out of my element.

1992
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:31,380
I don't know about all those fancy beers.

1993
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:35,300
Duval or Duval, depending on how you pronounce that.

1994
01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:37,020
D-U-V-A-L.

1995
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:38,980
You know, I used to love that.

1996
01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:41,660
Where'd you guys, I mean, where'd you drink it?

1997
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:43,400
Here.

1998
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,240
You brought it home?

1999
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,080
At the home, yeah.

2000
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:45,900
You bought a total wine and brought it home.

2001
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:46,740
Yeah, I'd bring home a shitload of stuff.

2002
01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:49,100
The bars don't sell that.

2003
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:49,940
The what?

2004
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:50,780
The bars don't sell that.

2005
01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:53,180
Unless you went to a place like Flying Saucer,

2006
01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:54,460
somebody that had a shitload of tap.

2007
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:55,500
Shitload, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2008
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:56,340
You'd find them there.

2009
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:58,060
Yeah, yeah, he pulled it up, fantastic.

2010
01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:00,660
Yeah, there's all that stuff.

2011
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:03,220
Yeah, and it got to the point-

2012
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:04,060
The white bottle.

2013
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,260
Where I'd go in there and I'd look,

2014
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:08,860
I was like, I've had, maybe not every single one,

2015
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:11,220
but I've had something just like it.

2016
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:13,740
I'm like, I've had all of these.

2017
01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:15,780
And there was a point where Sean and I were

2018
01:03:15,780 --> 01:03:17,420
going in there, we got to the point there at the end

2019
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,660
where it was like, we want the highest alcohol content,

2020
01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:20,780
I don't care what the fuck it is.

2021
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:23,220
Oh my God, 480 calories.

2022
01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:24,220
Yeah, it was.

2023
01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,060
We weren't even looking at it,

2024
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,200
we were blinded by that.

2025
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,460
But it got down to the point where it was like,

2026
01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:32,840
it tasted like tootsie roll and gingerbread,

2027
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,420
and it was just like too thick and gross.

2028
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:40,340
A lot of more stouts, I was big into the stouts for a while.

2029
01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:44,180
It's like putting a, what are the little cubes of-

2030
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:45,020
Bouillon.

2031
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:47,340
It's like putting a bouillon cube in your mouth.

2032
01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,180
Bouillon.

2033
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:50,100
And a bouillon in your mouth.

2034
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:50,940
It was too-

2035
01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:53,260
Put that in your beer, you love it.

2036
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:54,100
It was too much.

2037
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:55,140
I don't think it's Korean.

2038
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:56,820
My body was, hit a-

2039
01:03:56,820 --> 01:03:58,940
Put it in your-

2040
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,060
I can't do Korean.

2041
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:01,560
I have no idea how to do Korean.

2042
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,980
You think?

2043
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:04,140
Can I keep your eye in or?

2044
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:06,980
Well, I'm like, yeah, go ahead.

2045
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,660
Put your bouillon in your-

2046
01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:10,540
Okay.

2047
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,420
And forget it.

2048
01:04:11,420 --> 01:04:12,580
That's not racist.

2049
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,340
Are we allowed to use accents?

2050
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:16,180
We can use accents.

2051
01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:18,340
I'm not insulting Korean people.

2052
01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:19,180
I'm done with that.

2053
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:20,020
Me too.

2054
01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:22,500
Okay.

2055
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,340
How we doing?

2056
01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:24,180
What's next on the list?

2057
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:25,340
Hold on, let's back up.

2058
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:27,940
How do you feel about Dr. Fauci?

2059
01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,040
I think he's a fraud.

2060
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,140
Complete fraud.

2061
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:32,260
I don't think he knows what he's doing.

2062
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:34,900
He has said that, oh, we have to do this.

2063
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:35,740
This is very important.

2064
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,100
Oh, okay, well that's not important anymore.

2065
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:37,940
Oh, we have to do this.

2066
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,580
Oh, we don't have to do this anymore.

2067
01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:40,740
He's full shit, man.

2068
01:04:40,740 --> 01:04:42,460
He is soaking up the limelight,

2069
01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:44,900
thinking he's important, wanting to say whatever

2070
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:46,740
keeps him relevant.

2071
01:04:46,740 --> 01:04:47,620
In the spotlight.

2072
01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:48,700
Yeah, in the spotlight.

2073
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:50,700
He's a complete fraud.

2074
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,220
Now it's wearing multiple masks.

2075
01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,820
Oh, right, right.

2076
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:56,460
You should wear two.

2077
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,580
Two masks.

2078
01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:58,540
Or more.

2079
01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:02,620
All right, so, you know, I'm gonna bring up an analogy.

2080
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:05,820
You know, they go back and forth on,

2081
01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,780
well, eggs are good for you.

2082
01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:08,780
Eggs are bad for you.

2083
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:09,620
Right.

2084
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:11,260
This is good for you, this is bad for you.

2085
01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:12,100
Right.

2086
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:13,260
We were wrong.

2087
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,340
This is good for you, this is bad for you.

2088
01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:17,340
So when do you call these people a fraud?

2089
01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:18,420
When do you call them out?

2090
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,260
Or do you call it a mistake?

2091
01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:24,260
You follow the science is the terminology

2092
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,180
they're like to use, the phrase they like to use.

2093
01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:28,020
Yeah, I hear you.

2094
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:30,180
But following the science is very fickle.

2095
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,220
I think people in these positions

2096
01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:35,420
are shaping the science to the policy.

2097
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:39,660
Yeah, that's unfortunate. 100%.

2098
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,780
So it's whatever they wanna say.

2099
01:05:41,780 --> 01:05:43,820
I thought she was talking shit about Trump

2100
01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:45,500
after as soon as he got out of office, too.

2101
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,340
Here's the thing.

2102
01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:48,580
I think Trump has an amazing ability

2103
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:51,340
to realize if you're full of shit or not.

2104
01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:53,740
And he brought him on board at first,

2105
01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:56,500
and then he was like, mm, this guy's full of shit.

2106
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,340
What happened to the-

2107
01:05:58,340 --> 01:05:59,180
I think he smelled it.

2108
01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:00,100
I think he smells it in people.

2109
01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,940
He knows if they know their shit or not.

2110
01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:03,060
The general surgeon, the black dude?

2111
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:05,740
No, well, no, the female doctor,

2112
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:07,060
because remember, there'd be the three of them up there,

2113
01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:10,140
it'd be Trump, him, and the female doctor.

2114
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:10,980
I don't even remember her name.

2115
01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:12,500
Oh, the one that was like,

2116
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,940
I had a little call this weekend,

2117
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:15,860
Trump was like, whoa, you gotta work with me.

2118
01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:16,900
Her name is Burks.

2119
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:18,660
Yeah. B-I-R-X.

2120
01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:19,500
What happened to her?

2121
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:20,780
She just completely disappeared.

2122
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:23,020
I mean, as soon as Biden-

2123
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,860
No, she disappeared before.

2124
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:24,700
Do you mean like, while Trump?

2125
01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:25,700
Yeah, she disappeared. Oh, during Trump?

2126
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:26,540
Yeah, her.

2127
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:27,380
I don't know.

2128
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,020
Because she was guilty by association.

2129
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,980
She wanted to separate herself from all that bullshit.

2130
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:31,820
Yeah, she may have said,

2131
01:06:31,820 --> 01:06:33,940
yeah, I'm done with this, I don't know.

2132
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,740
She had a parting shot at Trump, too.

2133
01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:38,700
Hey, Jeff, can you give me a negra modella, please?

2134
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:41,380
She had a parting shot at Trump as well.

2135
01:06:41,380 --> 01:06:43,220
How many calories are in that?

2136
01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:44,060
Ooh.

2137
01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:44,900
520.

2138
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,260
I'm going with 157.

2139
01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:48,100
No.

2140
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:48,940
Yeah.

2141
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:50,220
Easy.

2142
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,060
Easy.

2143
01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:52,900
So, you know-

2144
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:53,980
Yeah, I don't wanna talk about this stuff.

2145
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:55,220
Yeah, the-

2146
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,060
I hate this shit.

2147
01:06:56,060 --> 01:06:57,220
It makes me mad.

2148
01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:58,300
Yeah.

2149
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:00,460
I think I'm gonna, I still haven't watched any news.

2150
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:02,060
I know we talk about this every frickin' time.

2151
01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:03,100
I still have not watched news.

2152
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:03,940
I don't watch the news,

2153
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,420
but my problem is I'm still looking up, you know-

2154
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,260
At the headlines.

2155
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:08,100
Yeah, I'm still looking at the headlines.

2156
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:11,180
Yeah, I'm still going to Fox News,

2157
01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:12,740
and I'm still going to Newsmax,

2158
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:16,020
and I'm still going to Dan Bongino,

2159
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:16,860
and you know what I mean?

2160
01:07:16,860 --> 01:07:17,700
And I'm seeing the headlines,

2161
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,220
and oh, the worst one that gets my blood going

2162
01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,060
is Breitbart.

2163
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:24,340
Because they call it out every time.

2164
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:25,180
Like-

2165
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:30,180
Well, who was I talking to that they canceled Lou Dobbs?

2166
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,220
That's Fox News, yeah.

2167
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:32,660
Yeah, they fired him.

2168
01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:33,740
Too old.

2169
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:34,700
Is that what it was?

2170
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,820
I would imagine.

2171
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,660
I think it was-

2172
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:38,260
I'm assuming you're pulling something on Lou Dobbs

2173
01:07:38,260 --> 01:07:39,100
and Fox News.

2174
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:39,940
I mean, they're struggling right now.

2175
01:07:39,940 --> 01:07:44,940
Well, Lou Dobbs was also part of the Dominion lawsuit.

2176
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,180
Oh, the lawsuit.

2177
01:07:46,180 --> 01:07:47,980
I don't think that's the reason, though.

2178
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:48,820
I mean, because so is-

2179
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:50,340
I think it's part of it.

2180
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:51,180
I think it's-

2181
01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:52,740
He was claiming systemic fraud?

2182
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,580
Yes.

2183
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,400
Lou Dobbs was?

2184
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,240
They all were.

2185
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,180
He's claimed, yeah, it's him, it's Giuliani,

2186
01:07:57,180 --> 01:07:59,300
it's Maria Bartolomo,

2187
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:01,020
Jeannine Perot- Really?

2188
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:01,860
I didn't know that.

2189
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,900
Judge Jeannine Perot,

2190
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,500
and maybe one or two other people.

2191
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,340
Yeah, he-

2192
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,460
It's not going anywhere.

2193
01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,020
So, yeah, that company is suing back

2194
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:15,020
for like $3 billion or something like that.

2195
01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:15,860
So, it's a bit of a shakiness.

2196
01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:16,700
Yeah, but aren't they based-

2197
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,260
Where's the main corporate headquarters?

2198
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,100
They're in Canada.

2199
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:19,940
Oh, in Venezuela.

2200
01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:20,760
Huh?

2201
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,600
I'm kidding.

2202
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,440
They're in Canada.

2203
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,380
Yeah, fuck them.

2204
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,680
Yeah, agreed.

2205
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:25,520
Yeah.

2206
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:26,360
With servers in Germany.

2207
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:27,180
For America.

2208
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,660
Yeah, really fucked up.

2209
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:30,140
For American elections.

2210
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:30,980
Unbelievable.

2211
01:08:30,980 --> 01:08:31,900
We've gotta fix it.

2212
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,900
Yeah, they showed a data stream

2213
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:36,780
on the-

2214
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:38,620
No.

2215
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:41,980
They showed a data stream-

2216
01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:43,020
That's the Doppler effect.

2217
01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:46,020
From the dominion of voting machines

2218
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:49,160
from the specific voting place.

2219
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,540
I don't know how they do that.

2220
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,420
The packets that are being sent back and forth.

2221
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:55,940
I know, well, they just track the data packets

2222
01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:57,500
from IP addresses and stuff.

2223
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,660
But they track them all to very isolated places.

2224
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:01,500
I know.

2225
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:04,020
And it's like, why the fuck is the,

2226
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:06,140
why are the packets going to China?

2227
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:08,540
Why are the packets going back and forth from China?

2228
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,700
Why are the packets going back and forth from Germany?

2229
01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:11,540
Why?

2230
01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:12,360
I know.

2231
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,880
And I don't know whether to believe that stuff or not,

2232
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,380
but I mean, when Michigan hires

2233
01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:21,940
an information security company to come,

2234
01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:24,380
an IT information security company to come in

2235
01:09:24,380 --> 01:09:28,220
and audit a particular county's blah, blah, blah,

2236
01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:29,420
and they torched them.

2237
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:33,100
And they said, fraud left and right.

2238
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:33,940
And they got buried.

2239
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:35,220
Got buried.

2240
01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:36,740
I mean, so am I not supposed,

2241
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:39,740
are we not supposed to trust an IT security firm?

2242
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:42,260
I don't know.

2243
01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:44,940
I mean, it was an IT security firm here in Dallas.

2244
01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:47,220
A Dallas one that said the same thing

2245
01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:48,660
about Dallas voting machines.

2246
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:49,500
I know.

2247
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,320
I don't know what to believe, man.

2248
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,780
Well, we use those machines.

2249
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:52,620
That's my point.

2250
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:53,440
That's what we voted on.

2251
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:56,980
That's what the South senators, what we vote on.

2252
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:58,180
Hold on, say that again?

2253
01:09:58,180 --> 01:09:59,660
Those dominion machines.

2254
01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:00,820
No, not in Texas.

2255
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:02,060
It wasn't dominion.

2256
01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:03,620
No, dominion is not in,

2257
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:08,140
they tried to come into Texas and Texas said no.

2258
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:09,960
But it was the same format though, right?

2259
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,180
So it was the barcode and all that shit.

2260
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:14,680
They still got machines in here.

2261
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,620
It just wasn't under the name of dominion.

2262
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:17,940
But there was a Dallas.

2263
01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:19,980
I hope that's not true.

2264
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,020
I'm telling you, man,

2265
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:24,960
I'm not gonna bring up the names,

2266
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,740
but I mean, if you win by half a point,

2267
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:28,940
I'm disgusted.

2268
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:30,300
Yeah, me too.

2269
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:35,300
The fact that, I mean, how could Senator Cruz be

2270
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:38,060
within a few points of losing to that dingbat?

2271
01:10:38,060 --> 01:10:39,460
Oh, Beto?

2272
01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:41,180
Beta, Beto Cuck.

2273
01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:42,740
Beto, Beto.

2274
01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:44,700
It's supposed to be Beto, but he's not.

2275
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:45,800
He's a fucking Irish guy.

2276
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,220
Get the fuck out of here.

2277
01:10:47,220 --> 01:10:48,060
Come on.

2278
01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:48,900
Come on, man.

2279
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:51,740
Yeah, I struggled on that one.

2280
01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:53,100
Yeah, you did.

2281
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:54,820
Get the fuck out of here.

2282
01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:56,280
Get some grinders.

2283
01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:59,460
What is grinders?

2284
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,880
We're gonna do this again.

2285
01:11:03,540 --> 01:11:04,940
I don't understand.

2286
01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:06,580
Grinders is a sandwich.

2287
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:07,420
Oh, it is?

2288
01:11:07,420 --> 01:11:08,260
Yeah.

2289
01:11:08,260 --> 01:11:09,100
Yeah, let's get us some grinders.

2290
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:10,500
We'll go out and die pie.

2291
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,500
You know, I've already shared with you.

2292
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,540
That was awful.

2293
01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,700
That was bad.

2294
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,220
My grandmother's sandwich.

2295
01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:18,340
Oh yeah, this is where that came from.

2296
01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:21,300
Yeah, it was, and she had such a,

2297
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,980
she had a raspy voice,

2298
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:24,060
because she would smoke.

2299
01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:25,940
Did she have a mustache?

2300
01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:27,220
A what?

2301
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:28,440
Mustache.

2302
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,280
Oh wow.

2303
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,120
I don't think so.

2304
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:30,960
I just think older.

2305
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,220
She had a voice like Demi Moore.

2306
01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:34,860
No, it was kinda like Mart Simpson.

2307
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:39,340
She was so stupid.

2308
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:41,100
I don't know why you're busting my balls.

2309
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,100
She was from Greece.

2310
01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:45,820
Okay, whatever.

2311
01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:46,660
What?

2312
01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:47,860
I'm gonna stick to German.

2313
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:49,480
Why are you busting my balls?

2314
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,420
That was Austrian.

2315
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:52,360
It was.

2316
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,200
That was so weird.

2317
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,280
You know what, I'm out.

2318
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,140
Why don't you bust?

2319
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:58,900
Okay, well okay, that wasn't even better.

2320
01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:00,540
All right, anyway, your grandmother.

2321
01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:01,380
Grinders.

2322
01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:02,220
Grinders.

2323
01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:03,460
Well, we've already hashed this out.

2324
01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:04,300
Yeah, we have.

2325
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,140
We've already hashed that out.

2326
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:07,900
The point is, I just remember, it was a good memory.

2327
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,060
It's good memories in that house.

2328
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,900
You know, I remember, we were,

2329
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:14,660
tell you, I'll spurge on a little story here,

2330
01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:16,260
throw my brother under the bus.

2331
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:21,800
We were, we would visit, this was in the mid-80s.

2332
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,580
We would travel from New Jersey

2333
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:26,160
to East Hartford, Connecticut,

2334
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,620
from Fort Moth, New Jersey,

2335
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:29,040
to East Hartford, Connecticut,

2336
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,340
to stay with my stepmother.

2337
01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:34,380
And this is, I don't remember if my grandfather,

2338
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:37,660
my grandfather passed away like in December of 85-ish,

2339
01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:40,700
I'm sorry, of, actually, I don't even fuck him now.

2340
01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:43,820
My point is, we went back and forth,

2341
01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:46,620
and I remember one of the times we were over there,

2342
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:48,320
they had a stocked liquor cabinet.

2343
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:51,660
All right, I have no idea.

2344
01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:53,540
Do they have Pappies?

2345
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,080
I don't even know what that is.

2346
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,660
But what the fuck are Pappies?

2347
01:12:56,660 --> 01:12:57,500
Happy fan week.

2348
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,060
$5,000 an ounce.

2349
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,300
You would be a billionaire right now.

2350
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:03,140
Oh my gosh.

2351
01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:03,980
Do they have any Bitcoin?

2352
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,580
It cost 20 bucks back then.

2353
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,580
So, I mean, I don't wanna make it sound like

2354
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:10,900
we were drunk or anything,

2355
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:12,860
because we weren't, because I didn't drink anything.

2356
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,820
You were 12.

2357
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:15,260
I made my brother,

2358
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:21,140
I made my brother pound down some blueberry schnapps.

2359
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:22,620
You made him do this?

2360
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,940
Well, I, what, did he, you're like a fucking Jedi?

2361
01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:26,780
Did he vomit everywhere?

2362
01:13:26,780 --> 01:13:27,900
You will drink.

2363
01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:28,980
No, I implosed him.

2364
01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:30,260
I was like, yeah, we all did it.

2365
01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:33,300
Yeah, he was like, eh, he was trying to be cool,

2366
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,140
like his little brother.

2367
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,940
Ah, well, like his older brother, yeah.

2368
01:13:35,940 --> 01:13:36,860
So, oh.

2369
01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:38,180
You're older than your brother?

2370
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:39,520
Yeah.

2371
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,660
No shit.

2372
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:42,740
That's the first I've known.

2373
01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:45,380
I've always thought he's your older brother.

2374
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:46,800
Really?

2375
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:47,640
Yes.

2376
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,180
Okay, I'm taking it back.

2377
01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,300
I have to reset here.

2378
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,420
Yeah, all right, so you influenced your younger brother.

2379
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:53,240
Nice.

2380
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:54,080
Are you the middle?

2381
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:54,920
That's even shittier.

2382
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,180
My sister's older than you?

2383
01:13:56,180 --> 01:13:57,020
My sister's older, yeah.

2384
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:57,860
So you're the middle kid.

2385
01:13:57,860 --> 01:13:59,060
Down the middle kid.

2386
01:13:59,060 --> 01:13:59,900
That explains things.

2387
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:00,720
That explains a lot of that.

2388
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,660
Super surprised.

2389
01:14:01,660 --> 01:14:03,440
Okay, plot thickens, huh?

2390
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:07,180
I'm not a spoiled brat like the youngest ones usually are,

2391
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:08,020
are they?

2392
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:09,780
That would be me.

2393
01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,180
That's me too.

2394
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:13,020
Austin's like, son of a bitch.

2395
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:14,380
I'm the youngest of four.

2396
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:15,620
And you're the oldest, right?

2397
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:16,980
I'm the youngest of two, so.

2398
01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:17,820
Hey, youngest of two?

2399
01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:19,300
Yeah, my sister's older.

2400
01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,540
So anyways, I gave my brother,

2401
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,380
actually, I don't even remember giving it to him.

2402
01:14:23,380 --> 01:14:26,820
I think it was my sister that gave him the blueberry schnapps.

2403
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:30,500
So my brother ends up regurgitating everything.

2404
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,020
Just like blueberries everywhere.

2405
01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:34,420
Get his stomach pumped in the emergency room.

2406
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:35,620
Like in front of your parents.

2407
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,500
No, yeah, I know.

2408
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,020
Look at your youngest son, he's an idiot.

2409
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,140
He's so hammered.

2410
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,740
You, what?

2411
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,500
You fed him enough blue schnapps.

2412
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,340
I didn't feed him anything.

2413
01:14:47,340 --> 01:14:48,980
I think it was my sister that did it all.

2414
01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:49,820
Who does that?

2415
01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:50,860
I didn't have the,

2416
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:55,700
I didn't have the understanding of what even alcohol did.

2417
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,540
Really?

2418
01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:57,360
I really didn't.

2419
01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:58,200
I didn't know.

2420
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,040
I didn't drink it.

2421
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,260
As you're hunting Architeuthis

2422
01:15:00,260 --> 01:15:03,780
in your New Jersey tributaries behind your house.

2423
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:04,940
Your canals behind the house.

2424
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:08,660
Yeah, oh look, we found some little green something or other.

2425
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:09,500
What was it?

2426
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,340
Big mouth.

2427
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:11,420
It was big mouth.

2428
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:12,260
What?

2429
01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:13,500
Big mouth beer.

2430
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:14,660
Oh, Mickey's big mouth.

2431
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:15,500
Mickey's big mouth.

2432
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,800
That's what you drank.

2433
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,300
Yeah, those were fucking great.

2434
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,140
Yeah, and you didn't know anything about alcohol.

2435
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:21,940
They are not great.

2436
01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:23,340
Yeah, do the time.

2437
01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:25,220
Do the timeline, homie.

2438
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,060
It was on the tail end.

2439
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,180
That was after.

2440
01:15:27,180 --> 01:15:28,020
It was?

2441
01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:28,840
Yeah.

2442
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,680
My brother was a little bit older.

2443
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,020
It was a week later.

2444
01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:31,860
It was.

2445
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:32,860
It could have been.

2446
01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:34,060
It was really close.

2447
01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:36,020
It was really close.

2448
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:36,860
God, man.

2449
01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:38,980
Just saying he was older.

2450
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,220
I mean, that could be the next day.

2451
01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:41,060
It was.

2452
01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:43,980
You know, I wonder,

2453
01:15:43,980 --> 01:15:46,220
like you guys may wonder,

2454
01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:47,700
growing up in Cincinnati,

2455
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:49,340
growing up,

2456
01:15:49,340 --> 01:15:50,500
I don't even know where the fuck you grew up.

2457
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,340
Cambodia.

2458
01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:52,180
Everywhere.

2459
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,000
Those in Cambodia.

2460
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,740
I mean, outside of Indonesia,

2461
01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:56,060
I mean, where were you,

2462
01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:58,660
where would you consider you grew up?

2463
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:00,780
Well, my high school years were in Houston.

2464
01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:02,140
So growing up in Houston.

2465
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:02,980
That sucked.

2466
01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:03,820
It would have been.

2467
01:16:03,820 --> 01:16:04,900
Sucked.

2468
01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:06,420
So I'm on the fence.

2469
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,620
I mean, would you rather have been a military,

2470
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:09,560
or would you rather have been

2471
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,060
somebody that moved around a bunch,

2472
01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:15,420
or grew up and had friends through the thick and thin?

2473
01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:17,540
I'd rather stay in one place and have friends,

2474
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,300
I have friends I still talk to that I grew up with.

2475
01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:24,860
From seven years old.

2476
01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:28,220
I've known my friend Jeff since I was in first grade.

2477
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,820
What are you, seven?

2478
01:16:29,820 --> 01:16:31,100
First grade is seven.

2479
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,820
I've known my other good friend

2480
01:16:32,820 --> 01:16:35,260
that I still reach out to since second grade,

2481
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:37,860
which was you're at eight or nine.

2482
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:39,740
So, and I still text him.

2483
01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:41,380
I got him on a group text and I still text.

2484
01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:44,380
And that was fricking 40 years ago.

2485
01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:45,220
That's cool, man.

2486
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:46,060
That is cool.

2487
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:46,880
I don't have that.

2488
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,140
I don't either.

2489
01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:50,060
And I envy that.

2490
01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:52,060
But at the same time, you know,

2491
01:16:53,260 --> 01:16:54,300
it's a flip of the coin.

2492
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:58,700
I mean, I feel more culturally diverse than most people

2493
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:02,460
because I've been exposed to more and I've been,

2494
01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:04,860
that's probably why, I don't wanna say I'm outgoing,

2495
01:17:04,860 --> 01:17:07,900
but that's why I can be thrown in the middle of anything

2496
01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,820
and not survive.

2497
01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:11,420
And I can talk to people.

2498
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:12,260
And flourish.

2499
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:15,680
But at the same time, I'm kinda like,

2500
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,700
I mean, I'm very thankful for the friendships I have here.

2501
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,020
I really am.

2502
01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:21,700
But I mean, it's kinda like,

2503
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:25,140
I kinda wish I had some sort of grounding somewhere

2504
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,940
where I'm like, oh yeah, I grew up here.

2505
01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:27,780
This is where I grew up.

2506
01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:28,980
This is my home.

2507
01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:30,140
I don't have that.

2508
01:17:30,140 --> 01:17:30,980
I get that.

2509
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,460
I grew up here, there, here, there, here, there.

2510
01:17:33,460 --> 01:17:35,980
The thing is, is your family has that.

2511
01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:37,340
Your kids have that.

2512
01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:38,780
They do, they do.

2513
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,620
You know, they're gonna-

2514
01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:40,440
I definitely do.

2515
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,420
Yeah, that's a good point.

2516
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:43,940
You know, my kids grew up in this house.

2517
01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:44,940
I mean, this is our second house,

2518
01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,780
but they were so young when we moved into it.

2519
01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:48,000
This is the house they grew up in.

2520
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,080
They're gonna remember it.

2521
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,580
They're gonna remember each school.

2522
01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:53,220
They were consistent in each school that they went in.

2523
01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:56,180
And unfortunately here in Frisco,

2524
01:17:56,180 --> 01:17:57,860
that some friends move on

2525
01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:59,580
because of this fricking redistricting.

2526
01:17:59,580 --> 01:18:02,500
But they pretty much grew up with the same people.

2527
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:06,340
Preston and Steven have been friends for,

2528
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:08,260
what, 10, 12 years?

2529
01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:09,340
Yeah, it's crazy.

2530
01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:11,340
You know, and they're only 18, right?

2531
01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:12,180
Yeah.

2532
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:15,180
You know, I was sharing with Jeff,

2533
01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:17,880
I'm sure my son's not gonna be happy to hear about this

2534
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,780
when he hears it on the podcast, but,

2535
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:23,020
I would not, you, I was,

2536
01:18:24,020 --> 01:18:25,420
I had done something to my computer,

2537
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:27,340
my work computer at the house.

2538
01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:28,260
I probably shouldn't say this.

2539
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:29,300
You should not share this.

2540
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,020
No, you probably shouldn't share it.

2541
01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:33,060
I'm gonna share part of it.

2542
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:33,880
You know what?

2543
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,780
You're getting the kill signal.

2544
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,980
I wouldn't share it.

2545
01:18:36,980 --> 01:18:38,300
Okay, the bottom line is that

2546
01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,100
I've acquired a couple pictures.

2547
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,540
And they're not bad.

2548
01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:45,340
There's nothing bad, negative, or at all.

2549
01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:47,060
Without Preston's anus?

2550
01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,740
Okay, I wasn't even gonna say anything.

2551
01:18:48,740 --> 01:18:50,540
We were fine until you said,

2552
01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:51,980
Preston's anus. All I'm saying is that,

2553
01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:53,580
I unearthed.

2554
01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:54,900
You're the one shaking your head at him,

2555
01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:56,500
and you're the one that goes, Preston's anus.

2556
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,220
Well, I was just guessing.

2557
01:18:58,220 --> 01:18:59,540
I unearthed the- Is that what you were doing?

2558
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:00,380
Yes, because I know Preston.

2559
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,380
I know some cool photographs, that's all,

2560
01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:03,660
of the kids growing up.

2561
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:04,900
They're very artistic.

2562
01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:06,180
There's pictures of Steven,

2563
01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:07,540
and there's pictures of Preston,

2564
01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:09,660
and they were fully clothed and stuff like that.

2565
01:19:09,660 --> 01:19:11,780
But it was just cool because to see them,

2566
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:14,860
and this was like in the 2014.

2567
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:16,340
It was like, you know, six years ago.

2568
01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:18,340
So very second grade.

2569
01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:19,180
Yeah, something like that.

2570
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:20,180
Probably middle school.

2571
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:21,020
And they're doing what?

2572
01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:21,860
Seventh or eighth grade.

2573
01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:22,680
They're just playing.

2574
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,520
They're being kids.

2575
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,360
Oh, okay.

2576
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:25,180
And you know, they had their phone,

2577
01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:26,020
they had the phone,

2578
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:27,460
the little piece of shit phone they had back then,

2579
01:19:27,460 --> 01:19:28,420
whatever the hell it was.

2580
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,260
Flip phone?

2581
01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:30,080
Whatever.

2582
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:30,920
Yeah, probably.

2583
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:31,760
It was cool.

2584
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,300
And I found those pictures,

2585
01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:36,700
and I'm like, how the fuck did this get on my computer?

2586
01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:37,980
And it turns out, you know,

2587
01:19:37,980 --> 01:19:40,900
whatever, whatever, whatever, but it got on there.

2588
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:42,620
And I found it today trying to,

2589
01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:43,820
because I was archiving.

2590
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:46,900
Well, I was trying to clear off space off my laptop,

2591
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:48,860
and I couldn't figure why the fuck all this shit

2592
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,700
was on there.

2593
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:52,420
And it turned out someone had saved something

2594
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:55,340
on a hard drive in the house,

2595
01:19:55,340 --> 01:20:00,340
and I backed up that hard drive onto my laptop temporarily,

2596
01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,700
but I didn't remove it all.

2597
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:06,380
And unbeknownst to me, those files, so whatever.

2598
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:08,980
I found it, it was a very cool thing,

2599
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:12,260
and I can't wait to share those.

2600
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:13,100
Huh?

2601
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:13,940
That's cool.

2602
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,460
Yeah, it's good to look at those old pictures.

2603
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:17,340
I know on my TV downstairs.

2604
01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:20,060
There's a bunch of pictures of you, producer, too.

2605
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:21,500
A bunch.

2606
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,220
And I can't, in fact, there's a picture of him,

2607
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:25,620
I was laughing to myself,

2608
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,460
because our producer has like,

2609
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,940
his hair's like at least two foot long.

2610
01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:30,780
It's long.

2611
01:20:30,780 --> 01:20:31,740
It's long hair.

2612
01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:33,060
He's Prince Value.

2613
01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:36,980
He's got dreamy blue eyes and long blonde hair,

2614
01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:39,620
and he was sitting on a chair,

2615
01:20:39,620 --> 01:20:40,900
and he's getting his hair cut,

2616
01:20:40,900 --> 01:20:42,340
and you can see the look on his face.

2617
01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:44,500
He's not happy he's getting a haircut,

2618
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:46,340
but he was told he's gonna get a haircut.

2619
01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:49,620
So you've always wanted long hair,

2620
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:51,740
even as a little kid, little tiny kid.

2621
01:20:51,740 --> 01:20:53,420
I think what had happened,

2622
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:58,420
I think his mom fucked with him about his ears,

2623
01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:00,460
and I think he's always been self-conscious about it.

2624
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:01,660
Are you Vulcan?

2625
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:02,500
He is Vulcan.

2626
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:03,340
Is he pointy?

2627
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,180
Elvin.

2628
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:05,020
Elvin ears.

2629
01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:06,940
Holy shit, you are Elvin.

2630
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:11,020
He's like, shut the fuck up.

2631
01:21:11,020 --> 01:21:12,700
Some people can hold a pencil.

2632
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,540
Bitch.

2633
01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:14,380
Some people.

2634
01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:15,780
Whatever, you don't have big ears.

2635
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:18,820
Hold a drumstick, he can hold a two by four.

2636
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:20,180
At least your ears work.

2637
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,340
He pulled a race card again.

2638
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:27,940
Yeah, I pulled it again, disability card.

2639
01:21:27,940 --> 01:21:29,260
So anyways.

2640
01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:30,540
He just hung the placard.

2641
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,100
So anyways, you know what?

2642
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:34,100
I wish I could do that, it'd be kinda cool.

2643
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:34,940
I'm handicapped.

2644
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:37,500
You have a handicapped card because I can't hear.

2645
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:40,020
I can't chance right into the thing.

2646
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,340
Well, think about it.

2647
01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:43,940
So if I park far away, like really far away,

2648
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,740
because that's the only spot that's open,

2649
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,740
I am walking through that parking lot,

2650
01:21:47,740 --> 01:21:51,980
not being able to hear if there's a car right behind me,

2651
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:53,860
or like a drone that's about to fall on me.

2652
01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:54,700
Like a predator.

2653
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,740
Like a predator, yeah.

2654
01:21:56,740 --> 01:21:59,900
But if I park right next to the handicapped card,

2655
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:02,380
and like the handicapped spot right next to it,

2656
01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:03,220
I'm safer.

2657
01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:04,980
You could just sprint really fast inside.

2658
01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:08,020
Well, I wouldn't sprint, but you know what?

2659
01:22:08,020 --> 01:22:08,940
The more I say this,

2660
01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:10,940
the more I think there's some merit to this.

2661
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:12,140
I'm gonna apply for it.

2662
01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:16,540
These days you can probably get it.

2663
01:22:16,540 --> 01:22:17,380
Yeah.

2664
01:22:17,380 --> 01:22:18,500
I'll tell you the story of the poor lady

2665
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,940
that was born without legs,

2666
01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:23,940
and she has fake legs,

2667
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:25,660
and she's a para-Olympian.

2668
01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:27,260
I think we talked about this.

2669
01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:28,420
And she's gonna swim.

2670
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,420
She swims for the US,

2671
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:33,660
and she parks in the candy cap,

2672
01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,100
and people give her shit.

2673
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:36,100
Because she has fake legs?

2674
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:38,220
Well, they can't see that she has fake legs,

2675
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,020
and they give her shit.

2676
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:43,420
And she's like, I have fake legs.

2677
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:44,700
She's sweet about it,

2678
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,340
and she's actually kind of really pretty.

2679
01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:47,980
Is it the one with the commercial

2680
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:48,900
that was in her Super Bowl?

2681
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,420
I wondered.

2682
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:51,260
But that one-

2683
01:22:51,260 --> 01:22:54,020
So why do you have a handicap spot?

2684
01:22:54,980 --> 01:22:57,900
Well, I don't, but I was thinking I probably should.

2685
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,180
Because I can't hear the cars,

2686
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,460
and if I walk really far,

2687
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:02,100
I could get hit by a car.

2688
01:23:04,540 --> 01:23:05,380
So do we have any-

2689
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:06,780
You insensitive prick.

2690
01:23:06,780 --> 01:23:08,540
Do we have any outro music?

2691
01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:09,380
Yes.

2692
01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:10,200
Yeah, we need some music.

2693
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,700
Let's end this.

2694
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,620
I'm not understanding what's going on over there.

2695
01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:14,460
Yeah.

2696
01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:17,700
Hey, let's play my jingle.

2697
01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:18,540
Austin-

2698
01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:19,380
I'm kidding, don't play it.

2699
01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,180
Hey, look, producer, tell us what's going on.

2700
01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:23,060
You're looking at me like I'm crazy,

2701
01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:24,300
and I've got to understand

2702
01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,060
what the hell you're talking about.

2703
01:23:26,060 --> 01:23:27,260
Play ABBA.

2704
01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:28,260
ABBA.

2705
01:23:28,260 --> 01:23:30,460
I'm not saying for you to play something specific.

2706
01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:31,420
I'm just saying-

2707
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,060
Play hunky-gunjestown.

2708
01:23:33,060 --> 01:23:34,260
Dun-dun.

2709
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:35,100
Whatever.

2710
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:35,920
What is it?

2711
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:36,760
Hunky-

2712
01:23:37,860 --> 01:23:39,100
What is the Bernie Sanders thing?

2713
01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:40,060
Hunky-gunjestown.

2714
01:23:40,060 --> 01:23:41,500
Gangdom style.

2715
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:42,540
What is that?

2716
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,420
Oh, they're saying it, that's the words?

2717
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:45,460
Gangdom.

2718
01:23:45,460 --> 01:23:46,660
Gangdom style?

2719
01:23:46,660 --> 01:23:49,020
It's Korean, so I'm sure it stands for something.

2720
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:49,860
All right, well-

2721
01:23:49,860 --> 01:23:50,900
Maybe it's a noodle.

2722
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:53,300
Okay, all right, we got it.

2723
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,460
It's a fabulous day.

2724
01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:57,060
It's February 9th, Tuesday.

2725
01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:57,900
So you guys have a great one.

2726
01:23:57,900 --> 01:23:59,140
And we have no music.

2727
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,340
All right, so I guess we're ending with no music.

2728
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:05,100
This is a tragedy.

2729
01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:06,260
What the fuck, dude?

2730
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:07,700
Ah!

2731
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:09,780
I don't understand what the hell's going on.

2732
01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:10,680
We have no music.

2733
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:14,220
All right, I think we're done.

2734
01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:29,220
All right, good night.