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Oh, yeah.

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Smooth.

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Smooth jazz.

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Gold 45.

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Oh, man.

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I like that.

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Did you see me spooch out that petroleum jelly?

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Not your ass.

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All right.

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Welcome to our first February edition.

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Did you say my ass?

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This is our first February edition.

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It is.

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All right.

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I thought we had it last week.

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Okay, I'm just kidding.

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We're doing our second February edition, but first post Super Bowl.

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That's what I thought.

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There you go.

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I see what you mean.

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I feel it's only – I think we should – I need to clarify that petroleum jelly was just

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like this little lotion I was putting on my hands.

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So, Shawn's continuing to struggle with some sort of hand chap issue.

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He's got hand, like –

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I do.

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It's weird.

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Gonorrhea or something.

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It started happening within the last year.

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I need to go to the doctor.

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I'm just – I don't know what the deal is.

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You know what it is.

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I'm a little nervous that it may be something serious.

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Dry hands is a symptom of something serious?

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Like a subsidiary of Roger Cockoff.

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It could be Roger Hands Off.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Could be.

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Well, I guess you need to find out.

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Well, welcome, everybody, tonight.

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Let's see.

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What are we opening with?

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We are opening with our bourbon of the night.

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I got to say, I'm –

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It was one of the more expensive bottles, I believe.

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Was it really?

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Oh, no.

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It was –

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I thought it was like 30 bucks.

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It was on par.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, it was on par with the other bourbons that we buy.

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20 to 30 bucks.

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So this is a sour mash.

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And what really drew your attention to it was it had coconut oil?

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So they had – you know how they have the little card at Total Wine where it says it

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Essence of this.

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Essence of that.

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So I love coconut.

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So – and you don't ever find a coconut in a bourbon.

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And I'm like, ah, what the hell.

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Let's try it.

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There's no coconut in here.

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I don't smell, taste anything coconut in this.

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barrels on coconut oil.

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I don't know.

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What it is is old Williamsburg, all right?

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And it is a sour mash bourbon whiskey.

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Let's see.

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Do we know where it's made?

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Is it Kentucky?

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It's not – it's not Kentucky.

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I'm almost ashamed to say it's a California bourbon.

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Oh, that's why.

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If I had known that, I probably would have –

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Great.

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You're funding the Lunatics out there.

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Let's see.

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It's bottled by Royal Liquors, and it's bottled in New Jersey.

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So, anyway, all right.

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So a little breakdown.

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I don't have the sour – I don't have the mash bill.

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But here's some of the – here's some of the – what it's supposed to like, you

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know, smace-like.

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What is that?

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, here we go.

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The aroma.

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All right, it says, the aroma is spiced apple relish, roasted corn, and smoked.

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What?

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The flavor is a toasted rye with apple butter, candied ginger, and caramel.

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I don't think my palate's sophisticated enough to taste any of that.

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Okay, me neither.

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I don't think the bourbon itself is – it's –

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It's not real flavorful.

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It's not real flavorful.

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It's not real flavorful.

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So here is the interesting part.

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It says, bottom line.

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Ready?

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Bottom line is a solid, cock-tailing bourbon.

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So this is a mixing bourbon.

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Yeah, it's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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It's a mixing bourbon.

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Yeah, that'd be good for a good mix.

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Yeah, sure.

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You know, it's nice and coke.

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Maybe that's what –

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It says it's a solid, cock-tailing bourbon that hits all the marks.

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All right, but there you have it.

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So nothing special, but it's not bad.

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Oh, it's not a bad bourbon.

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And drinking it straight is –

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So the logo on here says, Old Williamsburg, a hamlet, was the county seat for the city

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of Brooklyn late in the 19th century.

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The mansions and breweries of beer barons lined the shores of the East River.

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Bourbon hand distilled in private stills – in other words, bathtubs –

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Toys.

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This is a moonshine.

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Bottled especially for the privileged – was the drink of choice.

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I don't know.

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All right, well, there you have it.

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That's our bourbon segment.

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And it's not bad.

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It's not bad.

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It's not bad.

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It's not meant to be – it doesn't stack up to straight bourbon – other straight

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bourbons, right?

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Well, some of the ones that – again, I've said this before.

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I think that we've progressed past the beginner bourbons.

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Look at us.

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And is this 80 proof?

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It is.

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And we've progressed past the 80 proof.

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And the ones that we seem to like now are 100 –

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Old Williamsburg bourbon.

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Something.

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Interesting.

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Right?

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So that's what, 115 proof or something like that?

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Are we sure – this is a question.

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I'm not challenging.

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Are we sure that 80 proof means it's not worthy of drinking it straight?

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Is that what you're saying?

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Because it's not –

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It's usually not as complex.

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I think the less the strength as far as proof-wise go, the less the flavors are able to pop out.

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That's just what I'm thinking.

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Because usually the stronger it is, the more that the vapors come out and really get into your nose in a tag.

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This is very light.

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So, yeah, I can see why they're saying it's acceptable across the board with cocktail parties.

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The mixing bourbon.

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You want a bourbon on the rocks, there you go.

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It's nice, clean.

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You can't complain.

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It's not horrible.

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Yeah, no, it's not.

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You want a bourbon Williamsburg and Coke.

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Yeah, but if you want something good and flairful to sip on, that would be the one.

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That wouldn't be the one.

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In your smoking jacket next to the fire.

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Next to my Cuban cigar.

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But this right here, this old Williamsburg, the 750-milliliter, it's actually – is it made in Kentucky?

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Kentucky.

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I thought you said it wasn't.

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Well, it does say from Kentucky.

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Well, scroll down.

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They have some elite styles.

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Oh, I see.

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Those aren't Williamsburg.

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I thought there was a better class of Williamsburg.

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Like a family.

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A family of bourbons.

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Well, yeah, that and, you know, like they usually dumb down some of the bourbons to make it 80-proof.

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Well, yeah, they water.

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Well, you told us that story at Wild Turkey.

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Wild Turkey.

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Yeah.

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They said to go from the what, the 101 to the 80, they simply add water.

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Yeah.

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Well, that's the old-fashioned cocktail drink recipe.

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We need to bring up some of that so we can have old-fashioned one evening.

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Yeah, that'd be fine.

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I've got the bitters.

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I always have to drink.

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Someone wants to bring some orange.

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You know, I would say that people that like bourbon.

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I've got simple syrup.

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That's a great point.

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People that like bourbon, probably more mix than drink straight.

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Yeah.

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By far.

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Oh, yeah.

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So we shouldn't, you know, discount that.

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How about next week we plan on doing some old-fashioned up here in our new tumblers.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, I wouldn't mind.

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Give it a shot.

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So what all goes into it.

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So I've got the simple syrup.

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I've got the bitters.

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And we've got the bourbon.

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So someone just bring some oranges.

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We're good to go.

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I have brought this up before.

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You know, I always do my drinks with Coke, right?

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Coke or Sprite.

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And I'm trying to cut back on the sugar, right?

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And you were talking about SodaStream and.

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Right.

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You were going to take that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I forgot.

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But what about simple syrup?

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All that is is sugar and water.

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Yeah, it's pure sugar.

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So can I just make, you know, pour bourbon and put a little bit of simple sugar in there

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and be done with it?

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And maybe add some carbonated water if I really want to.

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So that's a good point.

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So I'm going to put some of that in there.

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So I'm going to take, you know, pour bourbon and put a little bit of sugar, simple sugar

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in there and certainly be done with it.

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Yep.

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And maybe add some carbonated water if I want the carbonation.

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So it'd be sweet for the spirit of the occasion.

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I would dive in so that we all have a uniform sample of what an old fashioned is.

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And then maybe on the second one, if you want to be light.

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No, no, no, no.

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I don't mean in old fat when we make old fashioned.

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Because I'm trying to find a substitute for Coke and Sprite, to be honest.

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So I was wondering if simple syrup is that and carbonated water is.

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When I make simple syrup, it's one cup of sugar, one cup of water.

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There you go.

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And you just heat it on low and it melts.

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And I keep it in the jar downstairs.

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No kidding.

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Yep.

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All right.

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And it's like a, it looks like water.

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It's a real thick viscous water.

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You do it with brown sugar?

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Why not?

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You can do it with all kinds of things.

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You could flavor it.

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You could throw ginger in there and have ginger simple syrup.

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You could throw whatever in there and have a flavored simple syrup.

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So yeah, you could do brown sugar.

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So yeah.

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Well, all right.

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That's our opening, our opening bourbon.

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And I thought we would segue into significant events in the last week.

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And obviously the Super Bowl.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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We all watched Super Bowl Sunday and the game was kind of boring.

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If you ask me.

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Yeah, I really thought it was going to be closer.

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I thought I really thought that Mahomes was going to make some sort of amazing

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comeback and make it an exciting game.

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Wow.

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I think part of that problem was his offensive line.

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I think I heard his two tackles were out.

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There's two starting tackles.

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He had at least two of his starting linemen out.

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He was on the run.

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He was the whole game.

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He was scrambling.

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So it's kind of hard.

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And usually he still excels in that environment.

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I think the Tampa Bay defense.

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But man, Tampa Bay stepped up big time.

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I got to tell you, as much as he was scrambling, there were he made incredible attempts.

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Yeah, he did.

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To reach his receivers.

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I mean, running, falling down, just these insane throws were just out of the reach.

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Yeah, that's a good point.

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It's amazing.

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Yeah, he was falling down, getting crushed by guys and still somehow a receiver had some

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hands on it somehow.

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Yeah.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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So.

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You know, the next Tom Brady.

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Hopefully, if he stays healthy, he got hurt last year, not this past year, but the previous

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year he got hurt.

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So hopefully.

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Yeah, we'll see.

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And he signed that crazy contract.

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Five hundred million dollars.

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Was it five hundred million dollars?

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Ten ten years.

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Ten years.

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Fifty, fifty million.

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That's unheard of for a football player, man.

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How could you not sign that?

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Oh, yeah, no, you have to.

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And then all the stipulations on it, he's not allowed to play basketball.

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He's not allowed to do this.

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Ten years.

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I'm fine.

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I'll be 30s.

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Then I can play basketball.

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Yeah, I do it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, Roma was was huge on playing basketball.

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Well, he was he's just an athlete.

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I think Roma was a better athlete than most people give him credit for, even though he

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doesn't look like it.

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He's a really he's a good golfer.

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He's a good golfer.

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We know that he was a good quarterback.

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Some opinionated people.

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I mean, he played very long.

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I'm not a Cowboys fan, but he started for seven years.

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OK, seven years, seven years.

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He started for seven years.

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And then then what happened?

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He retired.

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Well, he got injured, got injured and then Dak took over and he just never played again.

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He just retired at the end of that season.

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Yeah.

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And then became even more popular as a commentator.

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Yes.

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Well, the messed up thing about it was the way they did it.

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They you know, there was an opportunity for Roma to come back.

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And I think the coaching staff or management didn't have the balls to have the conversation

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with them because, you know, the thing is that Tony Romo was he was he was not successful

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with the Dallas Cowboys.

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Right.

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You know, they were always on the cusp of making the playoffs.

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And if they made the playoffs, they didn't make it past the first game.

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But I don't think they made the playoffs.

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They did a couple of times during his tenure, but they lost first first game.

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So it's just, you know, he wasn't he wasn't excelling in it.

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I don't know who you throw stones at with that.

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You know, I don't know.

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But he was ready to come back and, you know, he was healthy and that he just had, you know,

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Dak was doing good.

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So it's just like, you know, but you know what?

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For his career, like like his life, much better move.

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Oh, my God, he hosted the Super Bowl.

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Oh, yeah.

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Much better move.

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He's going to live a lot longer than he would have played another three or four years.

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Pumped the brakes here.

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Mr. Producer, pull up Tony Romo and wet spot.

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Well, so evidently, when he was when he was talking,

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some other people's attention were on other parts of his crotch.

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Yes.

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Oh, he was sweating.

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Did he urinate?

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He has a total wet spot in a very inappropriate place.

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Oh, there it is.

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That's a stain.

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Well, look at looking over here.

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He's got like left spooge stain on his.

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Yeah, well, that looks like it was a little accented, but that's kind of like interesting.

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He could have said he could have said we stop looking at that now.

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Kind of make me uncomfortable.

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Well, see if we can pull up another one.

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That was kind of a weird one.

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Well, I don't want to see a different version of it.

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You don't want to see Tony Romo's crotch.

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Not really.

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Waste crotch.

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Not really that into it.

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Well, whatever.

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There's a lot of Cowboys fans that will.

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My wife brought that up.

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She said, Oh, my God, you see Tony Romo's wet spot?

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I did not.

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Yeah, I passed on that.

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I did not focus on his on his wiener.

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Well, his wiener didn't like you can't hear the wet spot.

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Maybe slosh it was walking down the hallway.

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Okay.

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And other highlights from the Super Bowl was this streaker guy.

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Oh, yeah.

403
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That was cool.

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I forget his name, but he I missed it completely.

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I think it was eating.

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So he wore an outfit that I've got that same outfit.

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Yes, you're wearing it now.

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I am streaking our podcast.

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Yuri Andre is his name.

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So is he like is he American?

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Is he a European dude?

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What's the story behind this guy?

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Do you think his ball sack is just like hanging out?

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Vitality, vitality, uncensored.

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And apparently that's not the first time that company has

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sponsored, quote, sponsored a streaker.

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Apparently there was also that's a thing.

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There's a high profile soccer game.

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You're going to have to look it up for us, Mr.

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Producer.

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But vitality is a vitally.

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I don't.

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I guess the vitality is it vitality?

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I don't think it is.

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Z.

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Vitality, vitality.

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And the one thing is like a thong.

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So whatever.

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Oh, why?

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There we go.

431
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Uncensored, uncensored.

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Oh, they're saying cast.

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Oh, my God.

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Episodes.

435
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So this is a show.

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I heard anything about this.

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This is a TV series.

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Go to IMDb right there.

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Yeah.

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I saw it earlier.

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There we go.

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It is right there.

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No, no, no.

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Third one down.

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There we go.

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The TV series, vitally uncensored.

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What the hell?

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That's weird.

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So it was this.

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OK, so this was a publicity stunt.

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Yeah, but there's nothing there.

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There's nothing there.

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I don't know.

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So they may have locked all this down in an effort.

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To keep people from doing it again.

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Yeah, maybe.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I mean, it is Google for a while.

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I had heard.

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I had heard that this same group,

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or I guess it's a group, not a company.

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And he's calling out for uncensorship.

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Yeah, that's true.

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So I'm sure Google's trying to keep the American folks down.

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But I saw the clip.

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I think you guys sent me the clip of when he was taken down.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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A little butt cheek.

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He's totally wearing a thong.

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Boy, that is like riding a beat.

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That's not a thong.

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That's like, yeah.

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That's like in the crack.

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That's a onesie.

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That's way up in there.

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God.

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OK, can we?

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So hold on.

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On the bottom left, is that his wife?

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Why are we?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Anyway, so when he was taken down,

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it was potentially vicious hit by the security guard.

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Oh, yeah.

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Left his feet.

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And if it had been a helmet-to-helmet contact,

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There is right there.

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It would not have been good.

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I love these overzealous security guards or off-duty cops.

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But he used to play football.

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You know, he's like, I'm taking him down.

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Yeah, he just got all sucked up in it.

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You've said that several times, and I totally disagree.

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I think that...

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It's not necessary.

498
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I think you need to hammer that dude.

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No.

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Not only for the fact to, you know, to prevent people,

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hey, look, this isn't something that you want to do.

502
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Right.

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But...

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Discourage other people.

505
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Oh, yeah.

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He could have keistered a pipe bomb up his butt

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and blown it up in front of everybody.

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Yeah.

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You never know what's going on.

510
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That's what I was thinking.

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And he could have a gun.

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There are so many different things.

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And then he could be like, oh, my God, he was right there.

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All he had to do was pound his ass.

515
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The first time, when they first showed him on the screen,

516
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I was thinking, he's got an explosive anal probe.

517
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That's the first thing I thought of.

518
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I bet it's at least a 12-inch pipe bomb.

519
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12-inch? What the hell?

520
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Somebody was making the joke that he...

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Turn it up a little bit.

522
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Somebody should sign him up.

523
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Oh, that's what Tony Romo said.

524
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Sign him up, or somebody said, sign him up.

525
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Yeah.

526
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Yeah, he scored.

527
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He got across the goal line.

528
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That's true. He did.

529
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Yeah.

530
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I think that security guard, I think he did the right thing.

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Now, was his technique flawed?

532
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Possibly.

533
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Yeah.

534
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But...

535
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Look at some of those heavy guys.

536
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They're like...

537
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They don't have a prayer.

538
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No, but this guy...

539
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I mean, that's a clown show.

540
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That guy looked like Warren Sapp

541
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
while we were going over the 30-yard line.

542
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
It's like a clown show.

543
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Oh, look at that other...

544
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Oh, look at the other cop, like, thinking he's...

545
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Oh, go back.

546
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
You got to back that up a little bit.

547
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
They have five guys on him.

548
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
And here comes this...

549
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Okay, hold on.

550
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
One, two, three.

551
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
And this other one just kind of jumps in on the action

552
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
like he's going to be the guy that finally subdues him.

553
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
He should have, like, Supermaned it right on top of him.

554
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Just, like, flown in.

555
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
That's so stupid.

556
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
You know what that also makes me think of

557
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000
is another NFL player in the news was the Seahawks guy.

558
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh, yeah.

559
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
What was that story?

560
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
The offensive lineman.

561
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
I can't remember his name.

562
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
The Seahawks.

563
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Yeah, he got busted.

564
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
That guy's massive.

565
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
He got busted for abusing his girlfriend.

566
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Yeah.

567
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000
He just got arrested, and he is a large man.

568
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
312 pounds.

569
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Yeah, there he is right there.

570
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Chad Wheeler.

571
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
He's a white dude.

572
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,000
And he's 6'7", 320 pounds or something ridiculous like that.

573
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
He's probably loaded.

574
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Loaded, drunk or high.

575
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
And he severely abused his girlfriend.

576
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Not cool.

577
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Choked her out.

578
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Apparently she blacked out.

579
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000
And from what I've read anyway, that the girlfriend came back.

580
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Well, some of those women like to be choked out.

581
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
She did not.

582
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Stop.

583
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
They do.

584
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Oh, my God.

585
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
It's part of an orgasm thing.

586
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I mean, I'm not into it, but some people are.

587
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Yeah, but when it turns into domestic abuse

588
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
and, like, a phone call to the police.

589
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
I don't know.

590
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
I mean, this is the first time I've heard of this.

591
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
This is not that situation.

592
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
No.

593
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
So, and you've got to think, 6'7", 320 pounds,

594
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
and his girlfriend's probably, you know, 5 1 1 2 feet tall, maybe.

595
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Who knows?

596
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Actually, she's 7'2".

597
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
She's bigger than he is.

598
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah.

599
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
And he is actually filing counter charges

600
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
because she was very rough with him.

601
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000
So, anyway, the cops went there to arrest him.

602
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,000
And it took three of them to wrestle him down in his...

603
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I think they were in his bathroom.

604
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000
And he's so large that he was long...

605
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
He couldn't fit in his bathroom.

606
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
So they were on top of him.

607
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000
And he started to stand up with three cops on him.

608
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
He was just like, OK, I'm going to get up now.

609
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000
He started getting up, and they tased his ass.

610
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
They said it didn't faze him.

611
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000
And they eventually got his arm to where they could cuff him.

612
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
But it took three of them.

613
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
They said that he was just...

614
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
What a mess.

615
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
He was way strong and just large.

616
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
So was he under the influence?

617
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
They didn't say.

618
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
You have to assume.

619
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
But still.

620
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,000
But he should be able to sign a big contract after this, don't you think?

621
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Who's the guy that the Cowboys signed?

622
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
He just told her.

623
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Who's the guy that the Cowboys signed?

624
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Dude, he's done.

625
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
After he got convicted of abusing his girlfriend.

626
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
And he's got a big contract?

627
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
No, Cowboys signed him about three or four years ago.

628
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Oh, OK.

629
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Like a second chance type of deal?

630
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Yeah, and he started, and the Cowboys got a bunch of grief for it.

631
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Well, people make mistakes.

632
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
I mean, we don't know the circumstances.

633
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000
It may come out later on that maybe she was trying to get off with a little asphyxiation.

634
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Oh, God.

635
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
I doubt it.

636
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I'm seriously doubting that.

637
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000
There was one famous Spanish artist that died.

638
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I think he's admitted it.

639
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Yeah, they had an interview with her where he was abusive.

640
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
OK, so what is it?

641
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Something about Bill, the martial artist.

642
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Oh, yeah, the guy that died in Thailand.

643
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Yeah, so he died because he was...

644
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Would you stop?

645
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
It's a thing.

646
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
OK, but this is...

647
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
The fact that you're denying it is why...

648
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
No, no, no, no.

649
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
No, what I'm...

650
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Again, absolutely, that is definitely a sexual fetish.

651
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000
And yes, apparently it heightens your orgasm when you are...

652
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Oh, so you...

653
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
It's called autoerotic asphyxiation.

654
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, God.

655
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
You don't even have a piece of paper in front of you.

656
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
How do you rat in this shit off?

657
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Paul told me earlier, and I'm just recalling it.

658
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
It's so much fun, guys.

659
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Well, isn't that how...

660
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
You have not experienced sex until you start choking yourself out.

661
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Isn't that how Michael Hutchins died?

662
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Who's that?

663
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I have no idea who that is.

664
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
The lead singer of NXS.

665
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Wow.

666
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
They found him.

667
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Yeah, I think you're right.

668
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Well, and they said it was suicide.

669
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
And this... OK, let's find out who this other guy is.

670
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000
He did that karate show.

671
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh, so there was a name of the movie, Wild Bill...

672
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
No, it's a TV show.

673
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
David Carradine?

674
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Yes, David Carradine, yeah.

675
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
So they found him in a hotel in Thailand,

676
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
and same kind of thing.

677
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
The rumors were he killed himself.

678
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000
And then it came out that, well, it wasn't really intentional.

679
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
It was an asphyxiation thing.

680
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Yeah.

681
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Right.

682
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Hold on.

683
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
So by himself?

684
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Yeah, that's how...

685
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
So he's whacking to the oldies asphyxiation?

686
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Well, that's how...

687
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
That's kind of how it happens, right?

688
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000
You rig it by yourself, and then you fall,

689
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
and then there's no one there to help you.

690
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Yeah, that guy right there.

691
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Yeah, that's what happened also, supposedly, to the NXS lead singer.

692
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Yeah.

693
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
That's pretty bad.

694
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I'm a big NXS fan.

695
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I'm trying to think of...

696
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
What is the name of that Kung Fu movie he was in?

697
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Kill Bill.

698
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Kill Bill.

699
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
That's what it was.

700
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
God bless it.

701
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Yeah.

702
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Well, there you have it.

703
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
I did not know he died.

704
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
David Carradine?

705
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Yeah, I didn't know he...

706
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
He died quite some time ago.

707
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I didn't know he did that.

708
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,000
And that's the sensitivity of the issue, right?

709
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
So then there are people thinking that he killed himself,

710
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
but he didn't really kill himself,

711
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
but the family doesn't want people to know

712
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:25,000
that what really happened was that he was doing that.

713
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
So it's kind of a...

714
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Yeah, it's not a good way to go.

715
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
I never watched the Kung Fu.

716
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Did you?

717
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
I didn't.

718
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I was begging in the late 70s, I think.

719
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I never, ever watched it.

720
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
But he was like a loner,

721
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
and he'd walk off into the sunset or something.

722
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
No, that was the Incredible Hulk.

723
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
No!

724
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
David Banner.

725
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
But what was the premise behind it?

726
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Did he go around helping people,

727
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
and then he would walk away and go somewhere else?

728
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
With a real sad music playing?

729
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Yeah.

730
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
What the hell?

731
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
What were you talking about?

732
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
The Incredible Hulk.

733
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
I never watched this show.

734
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Hell, I don't know.

735
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I knew that one, but David Carradine?

736
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I thought that's what the premise of the show was.

737
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
So he was on a show.

738
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
What show was he on?

739
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
What show are you talking about?

740
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Kung Fu.

741
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Incredible Hulk.

742
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Is that the name of the show?

743
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Would you stop it?

744
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Kung Fu?

745
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Yes.

746
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Talking about Kung Fu.

747
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh, okay.

748
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I've never heard of it.

749
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Kung Fu is the name of the show.

750
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Yeah, you didn't know?

751
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
That's what he's known for.

752
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
What did you think he was known for?

753
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I just thought he was a martial artist

754
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
that was on a lot of movies.

755
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
No, he started...

756
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I don't know where he started, but Kung Fu was it.

757
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
He was bald, and I never watched it.

758
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
So it's like it was the 70s?

759
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Yes.

760
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Well, I've never seen it.

761
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Yeah, I haven't either.

762
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Well, maybe we have to revisit it to see if it holds up to today.

763
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
It's probably going to be awful.

764
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Anyway...

765
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I don't know.

766
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah.

767
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Oh, look at that guy.

768
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
That's not David Carradine.

769
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
All right, so what were some other things that happened in the news?

770
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Well, hold on.

771
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Let's back up a little.

772
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Let's get that striker still, because we got a little more background on why he did it

773
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
and how...

774
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Well, we don't know.

775
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Well, he did it for the money.

776
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
He did.

777
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Oh, yeah, you said he's claiming that he made a bet.

778
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Well, it was...

779
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Didn't you pull it up there?

780
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
That he made...

781
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
He bet on the...

782
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:06,000
I don't know where he bet, but the odds were like crazy odds.

783
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I don't know what it was, but he ended up dropping a couple thousand and won $375,000.

784
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
That is crazy.

785
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
He went...

786
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
I don't know if you go to Vegas, but he made a bet that there would be a striker, and he

787
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
ended up being the striker, which made him win the money.

788
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Oh, go up just a little bit.

789
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Go up.

790
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
That's right there.

791
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Sounds...

792
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
So is that kind of like Pete Rose betting against himself?

793
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yeah, basically.

794
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:34,000
So no bookie in their right mind would take $50,000 limits on that, nowhere close.

795
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
So what is that?

796
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
What are they saying that he wouldn't?

797
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Because it had $750 to one odds that the game would have a striker.

798
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Okay, and it says, it seems unlikely a Vegas book would have taken that level of action

799
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
on a prop bet.

800
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000
So a prop bet is like a...

801
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Right, because basically you could do what we're talking about.

802
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I'm going to bet that someone does this, and then you're the one who does it.

803
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000
So you basically have to force the thing to happen.

804
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Yeah, well, I don't see how that's...

805
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Yeah, I may kind of go BS on that.

806
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Yeah, me too.

807
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Let's fact check this.

808
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
That's fake news.

809
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Well, I mean, it's pretty good.

810
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
That's what he's claiming.

811
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Well, what's the alternative?

812
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:23,000
So the facts scroll up a little bit with that Valt got busted.

813
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
He may have made a bunch of money for this.

814
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Vitaly uncensored.

815
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,000
He may have made money doing this, but on a bet?

816
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
I don't know.

817
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I don't think so.

818
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
That's what he's claiming, but whatever.

819
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I don't know.

820
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Yeah, that was crazy.

821
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000
You know, you got a little snippet.

822
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
You're just watching the screen.

823
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000
We see this little hot pink flash that went by.

824
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I was like, wait a minute, that wasn't a flag.

825
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000
I remember, I don't know if it was a couple of times, maybe just one other time,

826
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
that the game was a game.

827
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000
I don't remember what sport it was, that it was interrupted, but you never saw it.

828
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
And you're like, what's going on?

829
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000
And then they would keep talking, and then you find out all the players are looking around.

830
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000
You're like, oh, okay, somebody's on the field, but you don't see it.

831
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
This one, you saw him as playing his day running across the field.

832
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I didn't see any of that.

833
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
I must have been in the kitchen eating.

834
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
No, you just looked away for a second.

835
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
It was only on a second.

836
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Well, they moved away.

837
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
I mean, they panned away.

838
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
What part of the game was it?

839
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Oh, man.

840
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Well, I guess what period?

841
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Not exact time, but first half?

842
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
I think it was after the second half.

843
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Oh, was it?

844
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Yeah.

845
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Yeah, I don't know.

846
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
I think it was the second half.

847
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
It doesn't matter because it's all over YouTube.

848
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Yeah, there you go.

849
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
I miss it so much.

850
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I mean, if I got tickets to the Super Bowl, I would want to at least watch a half.

851
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Yeah.

852
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Before I get thrown in the can.

853
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
There you go.

854
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000
I mean, can you guys ever remember a significant streaker story?

855
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Like if somebody says, oh, yeah, I remember that when the streaker ran across the blah, blah, blah.

856
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Is that ever?

857
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
There is one.

858
00:26:52,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Back when I was growing up watching baseball, there was a blonde lady with, as Paul puts it, she was very busty.

859
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
I didn't say that.

860
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Anyway, she was.

861
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Jugecious.

862
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
She was very.

863
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
And.

864
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
What was her name?

865
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Ma?

866
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Morgana?

867
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Morgana.

868
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Morgana.

869
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Morgana.

870
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000
And she, I don't know if she wasn't necessarily a streaker.

871
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000
She would just wear a tight t-shirt and shorts, and she was just very buxom.

872
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000
She would be sitting off on like the.

873
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000
According to the pictures there, she would run out there onto the field and kiss players.

874
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
She would sit in the same spot.

875
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:34,000
So she had she would sit like in the the the first base fence line and right in the front row.

876
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Right.

877
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
And she would just kind of climb over the wall right next to the ball boy.

878
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
He's over there.

879
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Go kiss somebody.

880
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
And yeah, the kiss and ban that they called her.

881
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
She's wearing a tube top there.

882
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
How is that possible?

883
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Anyway, magnets.

884
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,000
She yeah, that was that's the one that I remember just because it happened.

885
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
You know, they didn't think about it.

886
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Look, they're all laughing.

887
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Yeah, but she'd no threat.

888
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
She'd not getting tackled.

889
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Nobody's leaving their feet trying to kill her.

890
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Well, the I don't have an issue with that rent a cop or whatever.

891
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
That guy was out of control, man.

892
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,000
They'd bounce off those boobs.

893
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
But I just remember that.

894
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
And there was no Internet back then to where you can watch it.

895
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
It's just you're watching like I'd watch it to that Cincinnati Reds game.

896
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
What the deal was?

897
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
I mean, what?

898
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

899
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Back up.

900
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
That's Nolan Ryan to the left, to the left, to the left, right down.

901
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
What is that?

902
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Is that her?

903
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
There's a picture of her.

904
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
And there's like censored.

905
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Oh, good Lord.

906
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
She did those pictures.

907
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I don't think that's her.

908
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
I don't think so.

909
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Good Lord.

910
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
I like her cream.

911
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Yeah, it's got to be her.

912
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
So but what is the what is the reason?

913
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I mean, is it just for the attention, just for the publicity?

914
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
I don't know.

915
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Make money.

916
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I don't know.

917
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
She was called the kissing bandit.

918
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
She was trying to get more followers.

919
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:56,000
So if that were the reverse, let's say there's a a female basketball team going on

920
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:03,000
and you've got some sort of guy running out there with no shirt on all well endowed and muscular.

921
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
He's going up to the girls and he's like tennis match or something.

922
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Whatever.

923
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000
And, you know, and he grabs them and he kisses them hard.

924
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah, there wouldn't be any giggling.

925
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
They'd be tackled.

926
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
He'd be shot.

927
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Yeah.

928
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Yeah.

929
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Marlins.

930
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000
So I wonder when the last how she was born in forty seven female privilege.

931
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
So.

932
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Double standard blonde big bucks and women can get away with anything they can.

933
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
So unfair.

934
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Yeah, it is.

935
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Sean wants boobs now.

936
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,000
No, you know, I'd say hey, maybe that's the driving thing behind the transgender.

937
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Don't do so.

938
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
They could do that.

939
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Yeah.

940
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
So he can be the kissing bandit.

941
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Boobs don't do anything for me.

942
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000
I mean, they're they're fun to look at, but they don't do anything for me.

943
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Oh, right.

944
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I don't sit there and look at more of a fuck guy.

945
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
And you don't for play either.

946
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000
You know, well, I mean, I'm ready.

947
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000
You don't.

948
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Wow.

949
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000
OK, so back to the Super Bowl.

950
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,000
We watched some of the commercials and I think we all got tired of being preached at.

951
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Yeah, it got waged to pretty woke.

952
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I heard.

953
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
I really enjoyed that.

954
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
I heard Bruce Springsteen had an exceptionally woke.

955
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
I'm glad I didn't see that.

956
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I didn't see it either, but I heard someone talking about he's calling for unity.

957
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
And I'm like, oh, God, really?

958
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:27,000
You're one to call for unity after all the bullshit you said during the Trump years.

959
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,000
So the whole the whole Super Bowl, there is a theme of that is is was that.

960
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,000
But the commercials, I don't want to focus on any of that bullshit.

961
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:43,000
The ones that I really enjoyed were the rocket mortgage with Tracy Morgan, where he was

962
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,000
a couple would come in and go, well, maybe it's I can't remember the line, but it's almost it was good.

963
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000
It's almost maybe we'll get close enough kind of a thing.

964
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000
And he would give them these different scenarios of all ending horribly.

965
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
All of them.

966
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
And his facial expressions were classic.

967
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:04,000
They sold it like Tracy Morgan, the one crawling on the ceiling.

968
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
And they're like, well, maybe she'll go away or something.

969
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Right. And then he just turns around and looks at him like makes that face.

970
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Oh, that was great. Or or or when they're ramping over the bridge.

971
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Tracy Morgan. We almost made it.

972
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
He's just like, I don't think so.

973
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,000
But you know what? I was a little I mean, and again, I don't want to get into, you know,

974
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000
negativity about it, but but what does everybody think about when they talk about the Super Bowl?

975
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000
It's funny, funny commercials.

976
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Why would they ever go away from that?

977
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Why? Because they're ignorant to what they want to press their agenda so much that they.

978
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Yeah, they they're they're not listening to their viewers.

979
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Yeah. I mean, the big thing, I mean, I'll tell you, like some of the the Doritos commercials,

980
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
the the Budweiser Bud. Why?

981
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Sure. You know, the frogs are frogs.

982
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Yeah, it was always about it was about being comically it was about being comically creative.

983
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000
That's what it was about. It's not. Well, real some of the more real.

984
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
And the genius.

985
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,000
This one goes out to you, baseball fans, Subway sandwich seller.

986
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Wow, that was good.

987
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
That actually was pretty good. Yeah. But don't do it again.

988
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000
So I agree. I think the quality has really dropped.

989
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I think the rocket mortgage was well done.

990
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I didn't see the Clydesdale one.

991
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
There's always a Clydesdale one. I didn't see that one.

992
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Yeah. Well, no, there should have been.

993
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
But there wasn't. Well, there was.

994
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Although I don't think so.

995
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I think the point of that that point of that article was that there wasn't one.

996
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Clydesdale. Yeah. Well, you know, first of all, Budweiser sales aren't where they need to be anyways.

997
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000
So I think that's one that they can't afford it.

998
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Well, maybe, maybe not. You know, they had several.

999
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Well, whatever. I don't know about the tax write off, how that works.

1000
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000
But there was a one this year. Just all in all, they had commercials.

1001
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
And how the Bush had commercials, but they didn't have Clydesdale.

1002
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Go ahead. Well, I just over the overall because I mean, everyone's taking a poll.

1003
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
That's the biggest thing.

1004
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Not only is the Super Bowl going on with the most fantastic games on the planet, right?

1005
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000
You also have the most fantastic commercials of the year.

1006
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000
It's supposed to be debuted right there. It's supposed to be.

1007
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
So you got you got your little checklist.

1008
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,000
You're doing it's like there should be like a little post game where you're tallying up who had the best commercial.

1009
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Right. And that was not there. It wasn't there.

1010
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I agree. It was empty. And instead you had, like you said, all these woke commercials of these people that think they know life better than you.

1011
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Well, it was funny is like we started out, you know, it always starts out this way.

1012
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Everybody's glued to the TV. They want to see the good commercials.

1013
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:46,000
And then like I like that by the third commercial break, people like I'm out.

1014
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Nobody was really paying attention to the TV after that.

1015
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Yeah. What about the halftime? Oh, geez.

1016
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,000
You know, I would put in the terrible. I would know.

1017
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Terrible got hundreds of guys walking around with a jockstrap on their face.

1018
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Terrible. All right. Well, what the hell was that?

1019
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
What was that? What was that? Terrible. I don't know.

1020
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,000
What was that about? What was apparently they explained it and I didn't even bother clicking on it.

1021
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Well, I was I don't think I didn't care. I don't think the weekend either had diapers or jockstraps.

1022
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I don't think he's a big enough musical star to warrant the halftime show.

1023
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000
So I wonder, I wonder if what was his name? The Weeknd.

1024
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,000
So there was this there was this there was this movement that nobody was going to perform

1025
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
because that was their way of protesting the Black Lives Matter or whatever.

1026
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
You know, I think there was I think there was I think there was.

1027
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,000
And so this guy kind of broke through the lines. And if that's the case, I applaud him for that.

1028
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Well, true. If that's the case, I want he performed.

1029
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I agree with that. But but apparently some people got on him for that.

1030
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Well, I give him credit for that, then. Yeah, I don't know.

1031
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
I don't care. I don't know much of his music.

1032
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:04,000
You know, you know what I've always thought would be funny or be a very entertaining halftime would be Carol Burnett show.

1033
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Tim Gunway. Well, they would be Barbie Corman.

1034
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Gilligan's Island. They I'm trying to think that got not fucking forgot the name.

1035
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Yes. The cast of Gilligan's Island all knew that.

1036
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
No, I'm serious. Can we be real? Sorry to interrupt you.

1037
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,000
You cannot top that, especially Gilligan. This is how.

1038
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Oh, come on. All right. You had the floor. I forgot.

1039
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I did. You said it would be really cool.

1040
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
But it's one of those singing shows. It's like they had a I forgot the goddamn name of it.

1041
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Gong show. No, it's a singing show where the cast is all singing these fucking songs.

1042
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
What? America's got a phone. Like Lee. Yes.

1043
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
America's got a Lee. I think that'd be funny. I think that'd be great.

1044
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Didn't they do? I'm with you. Was there anything like that in the past?

1045
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Do people love Greece? They love Glee. They love a like a Broadway musical, a compilation of sing along songs that are all family friendly.

1046
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Yeah. Like Neil Diamond. I mean, I'm not saying we have to like get out there like with Katy Perry did have the dancing fucking sharks.

1047
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000
What the hell was that all about? Crotches thrust in the face.

1048
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Yeah. And then you have the Black Panthers with. Yes. What is her name?

1049
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,000
And Beyonce. Beyonce. And the thing is, I enjoy Beyonce's voice.

1050
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I think she has a great one. That young black gentleman that was on Bruno Mars.

1051
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Yeah, he was a good one. He's a great singer.

1052
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
But the whole thing back and forth was kind of like the way they were dancing.

1053
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Hold on. I want to say it just it was very.

1054
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Racist. I don't think that's the right word.

1055
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Racist. I did say that, but I misspoke.

1056
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
It's not it wasn't racist. It was just.

1057
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Ethnic sentient centric.

1058
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
It was inappropriate to focus.

1059
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000
It was just inappropriate. Are we talking about are we talking about Bruno Mars?

1060
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
The halftime show from like four or five years ago.

1061
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
What was inappropriate about that one? I don't remember that. I don't either.

1062
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I was thinking you're talking about J. Lo and Sheep Girl. What's her name?

1063
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000
It just sheep girl.

1064
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000
What's her name? Shakira.

1065
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
What are you doing? Say Shakira again.

1066
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I want to know why you go like into a. That was authentic pronunciation.

1067
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
That's what I was thinking. It cost you to have a stroke.

1068
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
It was like a Black Panthers kind of thing.

1069
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
That was Beyonce. Oh, OK. So that was Bruno Mars and Beyonce. Yeah.

1070
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
That's why I was going to show it just had a negative connotation for my perception of it.

1071
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
I don't remember that. Yeah, I'm with you.

1072
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
But I mean, I enjoy both of their them as artists.

1073
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I just didn't like what they were representing. She is beautiful, man.

1074
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:58,000
She's got a lot of energy. Yeah. They once. Yeah.

1075
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Yeah, I think that's an unfortunate shot right there.

1076
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Look at that guy's head is what I mean.

1077
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Oh, anyway, why is that unfortunate? Yeah, I think Bruno Mars is extremely talented.

1078
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I like his stuff. Very talented. I like him.

1079
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
All right. Well, there's the Super Bowl for you.

1080
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah. And they had the what do you think of the national anthem?

1081
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:28,000
That wasn't my favorite. Was that the one with the country singer and the R&B singer?

1082
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan. I thought you jamming on a guitar.

1083
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:40,000
That was God Bless America. Oh, OK. Or This Land is Your Land or My Land or something like that.

1084
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Two two two very different songs.

1085
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,000
But I like Lady Gaga performed. She was incredible. She was.

1086
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000
She did fantastic. That was actually one of my favorite half time shows of all time was Lady Gaga,

1087
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000
because she was she sang it like it was none of it was lip synced.

1088
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000
She was awesome. Yeah, she was good. She's quite the performer.

1089
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Oh, there's Katy Perry and the stupid sharks. Yeah.

1090
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:10,000
What was that all about? She's are those the ones from that the comic book, the comic baby shark?

1091
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
No, no, no. That was that from Jabber Jaw.

1092
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Oh, Jabber Jaw. Is that what the.

1093
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I don't know why I said that. I shouldn't let's talk.

1094
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Hannah Barbera cartoons. No, no, I'm out. I got to go, guys.

1095
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Listen, it was a fun night.

1096
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
All right. Let's talk about other things that happen.

1097
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Are you ready to move on to other? I don't know.

1098
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I'm trying to think there's so much there's so much going on right now.

1099
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I mean, anybody watching anything about the impeachment trial?

1100
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,960
I'm not watching any of that shit.

1101
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,000
Me neither.

1102
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,400
It's a joke.

1103
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,440
I see these little snippets here and there.

1104
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,680
I'm trying not to watch it.

1105
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,600
And it's just a waste of time.

1106
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,920
It's an absolute waste of time.

1107
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,000
I just don't understand why.

1108
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,240
All they're trying to do is just drag his name

1109
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:54,840
through the mud.

1110
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,080
That's all they're doing.

1111
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,920
What I don't get is he's out of office,

1112
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,400
yet the only thing you hear about is Trump.

1113
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,000
Well, we don't hear anything about Biden.

1114
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
But again, they're trying to keep him from running in 2024.

1115
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,280
Still, move on.

1116
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,040
That's the only reason why they're doing it.

1117
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,000
They're looking long term.

1118
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,920
So you think when this impeachment trial is done,

1119
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,280
you will not hear any Trump news?

1120
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,480
Well, you'll probably hear.

1121
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,000
You will.

1122
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,120
He'll be the reason why things are bad.

1123
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,680
Of course.

1124
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,640
He'll be the reason why things are horrible.

1125
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,560
I think they can't get Trump out of their system.

1126
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,960
He's the perfect scapegoat.

1127
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,520
He is.

1128
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,560
And they hate him so much, they won't be able to let it go.

1129
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,880
Yeah.

1130
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,280
He's going to see more Trump news than you will Biden news.

1131
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,600
From the perspective of the impeachment trial

1132
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,960
and the Democrats and Pelosi and all that kind of stuff,

1133
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,640
it is 100% geared around trying to keep him out

1134
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,200
of the presidency for 2024.

1135
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,040
That's the only reason why they're doing it.

1136
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,640
I mean, that's why they have skin in the game here.

1137
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,840
That's why they're willing to spend this money and the time

1138
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,200
and have it be a huge distraction and hugely

1139
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,880
divisive for the country.

1140
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,920
That's why they're doing it.

1141
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,680
I don't see how they could vote that this is constitutional.

1142
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,520
Yeah.

1143
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,640
It's personal.

1144
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,480
It's unbelievable.

1145
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,520
It's not constitutional.

1146
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,480
It's personal.

1147
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,280
Anyway, I'm not going to talk about it because it's bull.

1148
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,120
And I don't know.

1149
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,360
Oh, I didn't read that headline.

1150
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,880
Senate agrees that the trial is constitutional.

1151
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,560
Six Republicans went over.

1152
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,120
That is constitutional to impeach somebody

1153
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,480
that's no longer in office.

1154
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,080
Correct.

1155
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,000
Which means now you can go after private citizens

1156
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,240
after they have left office to make sure they never

1157
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,200
hold office again.

1158
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,040
Right again.

1159
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:46,720
So in the 1880s, there was a Congressman senior.

1160
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,320
There was a Congressman in the 1880s.

1161
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,160
You're never going to run again.

1162
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,200
I'm running again.

1163
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,120
I'm 117 and dammit.

1164
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,600
And I'm dead.

1165
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,120
Is he dead?

1166
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:55,960
Yes, he's dead.

1167
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,920
Oh, now I feel like an ass.

1168
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,800
But his wife still, no, she died too.

1169
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,160
Where have I been?

1170
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,800
I don't know.

1171
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:03,440
I got COVID.

1172
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,600
I can't remember any of this shit anymore.

1173
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,680
All right, let's move on.

1174
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,480
I don't want to talk about politics.

1175
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,960
Politics suck.

1176
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,320
You guys just said someone?

1177
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,640
George Bush Senior.

1178
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,000
Senior is dead.

1179
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,680
And his wife.

1180
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,120
You know who else died last week or the week before?

1181
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,720
Who's that dude from Save by the Bell?

1182
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,680
Screech.

1183
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,200
Screech.

1184
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:23,720
Yeah.

1185
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,200
They said he has cancer.

1186
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,120
And boom, a week later, 44 years old.

1187
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:28,920
Yeah, that was sad.

1188
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,960
Was it lung cancer?

1189
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,240
Lung cancer.

1190
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,000
Which is crazy.

1191
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,400
I wonder if he was a smoker.

1192
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,200
I was a little older, so I didn't watch a whole lot

1193
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,040
of Save by the Bell.

1194
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,440
But I remember in college.

1195
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,160
His name is Dustin Diamond.

1196
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,640
Yes.

1197
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,120
Dustin Diamond.

1198
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:43,840
What a great name.

1199
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,440
I wonder if that's a stage name.

1200
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,360
It probably is.

1201
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,280
I think it's really like Dustin Goldschmidt or something

1202
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,560
like that.

1203
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,760
Excuse me, another type of metal?

1204
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,520
Yes.

1205
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,720
Or precious.

1206
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,520
Precious commodity.

1207
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,800
Dustin Platinum, yes.

1208
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,800
His name is Chrome Steel.

1209
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,040
No, Strontium.

1210
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,400
Strontium.

1211
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,920
Hi, my name is Goldstrontium.

1212
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,400
That's the dude's, I guess, official periodic table.

1213
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,720
He was 13 years on the show, Save by the Bell.

1214
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,520
How long?

1215
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,560
13.

1216
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,920
13 seasons.

1217
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,880
Every time I saw it, I never watched the show.

1218
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,480
But whenever I saw it, I literally was embarrassed.

1219
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,360
Well, they had Save by the Bell college years.

1220
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,240
Yeah.

1221
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,120
It really jumped the shark.

1222
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,880
It just went too far in.

1223
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,680
I never really liked it in the first place.

1224
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,720
His character was so embarrassing to me.

1225
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:34,400
Yes.

1226
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,840
It was so embarrassing.

1227
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,600
I was like, stop.

1228
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,040
But you know, he made a lot of money.

1229
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:39,520
He's an actor.

1230
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,280
Who cares, right?

1231
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,120
I mean, did he?

1232
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:41,400
Did he?

1233
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,880
Because I don't know.

1234
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,560
I don't think he did.

1235
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:48,360
He was hurting for money because he had signed up or attempted

1236
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,600
to do some sort of porn to make money on a whole video

1237
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,480
with his wife.

1238
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,680
I hope that's not true.

1239
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,480
No, it is true.

1240
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,160
Yeah, it is.

1241
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,320
It's Save by the Smell.

1242
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,840
Stop it.

1243
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,080
I think that's the name of it.

1244
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,960
Don't look that up.

1245
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,000
We're moving on.

1246
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,160
So anyway, so some other folks, this

1247
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,520
is going to be kind of, we're going to try it anyway,

1248
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,120
a segment within the dudes like us.

1249
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,960
Yeah, of famous people, significant people.

1250
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,760
That have recently passed away.

1251
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,040
Maybe not necessarily this week.

1252
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,360
I'll take famous people that died for 20, Bob.

1253
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,080
The one I heard today, which I was surprised at,

1254
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,640
was Marty Schottenheimer.

1255
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,760
Yeah, I read that in the news.

1256
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,200
He was a big coach, NFL coach.

1257
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,240
For the Chiefs, right?

1258
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,040
For the Chiefs.

1259
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,800
He was in a few different places.

1260
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,760
But yeah, he did well with the Chiefs back in the 90s,

1261
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,280
I believe.

1262
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,880
Was the other one the Chargers?

1263
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,920
I believe so because I think Drew Brees played for them.

1264
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,280
Chargers?

1265
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,320
Yeah, Drew Brees started with the Chargers.

1266
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,440
I don't even remember that.

1267
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,520
Yeah, they traded him when they got Philip Rivers.

1268
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,200
Ooh, bad move.

1269
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,640
Yeah, yep.

1270
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,960
So yeah, Chargers, the Chiefs.

1271
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,160
I think those are the, what's he with the Redskins too?

1272
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,640
Died at 77.

1273
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,240
21 NFL seasons.

1274
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,920
Yeah, it's a little early.

1275
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,640
And he had Alzheimer's.

1276
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,160
Yeah.

1277
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,080
That sucks.

1278
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,000
Oh, that sucks.

1279
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,960
That's the shittiest way to go right there.

1280
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,720
I don't know how.

1281
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,480
Man, I don't know.

1282
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,080
I hope I never have to deal with that.

1283
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,280
But chances are most people will have to go through Alzheimer's.

1284
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,320
It's kind of like one of the final phases of death now,

1285
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:24,880
isn't it?

1286
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,360
No.

1287
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,480
No, it's not.

1288
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:26,960
It's not?

1289
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,440
No.

1290
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:27,940
It isn't.

1291
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:29,440
I don't know what the percentage is,

1292
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,760
but some form of dementia or Alzheimer's is common.

1293
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,560
But I wouldn't say it's an automatic for everybody.

1294
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,440
Well, I think as you get older, your memory goes anyway.

1295
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,080
But there's a difference between that dementia and Alzheimer's.

1296
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:43,640
Right.

1297
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,960
Because when you have Alzheimer's,

1298
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,640
I mean, your body forgets how to do things.

1299
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,320
That's right.

1300
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:47,760
You know?

1301
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,960
What, like go to the bathroom?

1302
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,080
Yes, and breathe.

1303
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,720
And that's how you end up dying.

1304
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,600
And forget who you are and all that stuff.

1305
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,520
Your body forgets how to breathe.

1306
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,160
I believe so.

1307
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:57,800
I'm not an expert.

1308
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:58,520
How to eat.

1309
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,360
Yeah.

1310
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,160
That's interesting.

1311
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,840
Yes, when you see someone die of Alzheimer's or dementia,

1312
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,440
that's kind of what happens.

1313
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,040
Your brain deteriorates.

1314
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,960
To the point where it's not running the body.

1315
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:09,960
Yeah, I'm not an expert.

1316
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,500
I'm sure someone's listening to school, and he's, oh, shit.

1317
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,000
I would.

1318
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,880
I'm not.

1319
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,080
I'd go on a walkabout and just fall off a cliff or something.

1320
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,200
Oh, before that happened.

1321
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:20,920
You know, that's interesting.

1322
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,960
I've heard people say that.

1323
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,800
Like, if I ever think that I'm headed down

1324
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,920
that road of Alzheimer's, I'm going to off myself.

1325
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,440
Right?

1326
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,280
Well, how do you realize that?

1327
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,600
The problem with that logic is the day you cross over that,

1328
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,560
like, it's too late.

1329
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,280
You don't remember that you said that.

1330
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,040
Right?

1331
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,200
Right.

1332
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,640
So I was shocked at that.

1333
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,080
The other one that kind of got me

1334
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:51,440
was just because growing up was Christopher Plummer.

1335
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,240
Yeah, Sound of Music.

1336
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:52,920
Sound of Music.

1337
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,800
And I remember watching it with my mom.

1338
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,080
My wife likes it a lot, too.

1339
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,240
But I remember watching it every year.

1340
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,720
It goes on around Christmas time, I think.

1341
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,240
I watched it Christmas Eve this year.

1342
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:00,840
Yeah.

1343
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,680
And I literally had that soundtrack

1344
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,760
in my head for two weeks.

1345
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,920
I have never seen Sound of Music.

1346
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,600
You should watch it.

1347
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,160
It's actually pretty good.

1348
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,280
I've seen parts of it, but I've never seen the movie.

1349
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,480
You have to watch it.

1350
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,320
I mean, it's hokey and stuff like that.

1351
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:21,280
I mean, you talk about you love singing musical type of thing.

1352
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,080
You will love that.

1353
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,720
All those songs in there, you'll recognize.

1354
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,120
It's great.

1355
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,560
And it's got Nazis.

1356
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,120
Yeah.

1357
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,200
And what's not to like about Nazis?

1358
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:30,720
Yeah.

1359
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:31,360
Right.

1360
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:31,880
Wow.

1361
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,040
What the hell, man?

1362
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,800
I'll just state fact.

1363
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,880
I mean, when you guys are going to turn this

1364
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,560
into a white supremacist, like, racist show,

1365
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,920
can you give me a heads up on it first?

1366
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,360
All I said is Sound of Music has Nazis.

1367
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:43,920
You guys.

1368
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,000
I didn't say just you guys.

1369
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,240
You guys.

1370
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:46,760
Racism.

1371
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,920
You're over here going out and they have Nazis.

1372
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,320
I didn't quite say it like that.

1373
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,640
You said it earlier.

1374
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,920
I don't want to repeat what you said.

1375
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,800
Oh, you're talking about the Super Bowl halftime.

1376
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,680
I just thought it was a negative thing.

1377
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,880
It was a negative thing.

1378
00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,960
It wasn't a racist thing.

1379
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,680
Well, it kind of, well, OK, let's move on.

1380
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,360
All right, so are you done with that?

1381
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,600
Because I was going to do mine.

1382
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,880
Yeah, go ahead and hit yours.

1383
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,320
All right.

1384
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,520
Hold on.

1385
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,240
We need to have a little sound by the sound of the music.

1386
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,800
Just pick something, Mr. Producer.

1387
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,240
The hills are alive.

1388
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:18,040
Good Lord.

1389
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:18,560
Yeah.

1390
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,720
You know, my favorite channel, my best.

1391
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,440
My favorite is the Goat Herd.

1392
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,640
The puppet.

1393
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,720
The puppet show is called The Last Goat Herder

1394
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,120
or something like that.

1395
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,680
The puppet show.

1396
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,800
This is the they're going to bed.

1397
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,320
So long.

1398
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,520
This song is a little too long.

1399
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,200
Yeah, no, this isn't a little drawn out.

1400
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,960
Yeah, you might want to go all the way to the half.

1401
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,680
If you're going to do popular ones, go do re mi.

1402
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,320
That's so you are the song.

1403
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,600
This movie does have a bunch of a ton of them.

1404
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,560
It's a fantastic soundtrack.

1405
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,760
Now, is the lady, she's still.

1406
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Yes, she is.

1407
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:56,520
There it is.

1408
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,840
I tell you what, check her jamming out of the guitar.

1409
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,960
So I thought she was a baby.

1410
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,520
So I had.

1411
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,520
Well, I hadn't seen it in like 15, 20 years.

1412
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:08,080
And when I watched it Christmas Eve, when I saw it as a kid,

1413
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,040
it all came back to me.

1414
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,360
I had a crush on her.

1415
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,760
So I have fears.

1416
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,920
Oh, yeah, big time.

1417
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:13,800
I think she's cute.

1418
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,520
Beautiful.

1419
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,440
I can't believe we're listening to the sound of music

1420
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,520
on our podcast.

1421
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,600
And check out those outfits they're wearing.

1422
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,360
They're made out of curtains.

1423
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,160
Well, that's the whole thing.

1424
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,440
Is that what it is, the curtains?

1425
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,720
He wouldn't let it.

1426
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,240
Von Trapp was an asshole.

1427
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,640
And he wouldn't let her.

1428
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,920
Who's Von Trapp?

1429
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,400
The dad.

1430
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,920
The plumber.

1431
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,440
The dad.

1432
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:33,760
Wow.

1433
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,400
You don't know the story, do you?

1434
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:35,920
No.

1435
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,640
All right, let me run it down real quick.

1436
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,760
He's a military guy from Austria.

1437
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,400
He's got seven kids.

1438
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:41,920
I don't know.

1439
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,720
88, I believe.

1440
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,680
The mother died.

1441
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,800
The mother died.

1442
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,120
And he runs his house.

1443
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:48,800
Like a military.

1444
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,440
Like a military.

1445
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,520
He blows a whistle, and he makes them.

1446
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,280
Each one has its little whistle, which there's no way

1447
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,680
you could recognize those whistles.

1448
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,720
No, you couldn't.

1449
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,760
So he says he needs a nanny.

1450
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,720
He can't deal with this.

1451
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,760
He needs a nanny.

1452
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:08,080
So they ask the local convent to send over somebody

1453
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,840
who will be a nanny, and that's her.

1454
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,920
That's it.

1455
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,800
She's in a convent where nuns are?

1456
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,040
She studied to be a nun.

1457
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,080
She wasn't a full-blown nun.

1458
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,280
She was studying to be a nun.

1459
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,800
Yeah, she was a nun.

1460
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,680
So do they get married?

1461
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,520
Apprentice.

1462
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,080
Do they get married?

1463
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,680
So I bet they fall in love.

1464
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:25,600
Of course they do.

1465
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,920
They do.

1466
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,520
But it's good, because the end has some good action.

1467
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,400
Oh, go on.

1468
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,840
With Nazis.

1469
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,000
Oh, that kind of action.

1470
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,320
Oh, I thought you were talking about soft porn.

1471
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,480
There is no pen.

1472
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,600
Well, you said action.

1473
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,360
Yeah, that's what I was.

1474
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,840
That's not exactly what I was going for.

1475
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,640
I wasn't thinking soft porn, but are you thinking hard?

1476
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,320
Oh, ha.

1477
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,480
Full nude.

1478
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:48,960
Full nude.

1479
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,080
Julie Andrews, full nude.

1480
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,920
OK, what?

1481
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,960
She takes her habit off.

1482
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,480
What is that?

1483
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,840
Oh, come on.

1484
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,840
Right there, what is that?

1485
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,560
Is that the Spanish version right there?

1486
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,680
Sorrisas, lagrimas.

1487
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920
Oh, god, here we go.

1488
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,920
Look down there on the right.

1489
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,560
You're channeling your right there.

1490
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,440
He's channeling his border experiences.

1491
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,920
Sorrisas, lagrimas.

1492
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,080
Wow.

1493
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,200
Why do they sound like that?

1494
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,880
How do we jump on to Sound of Music?

1495
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,520
Because Sean.

1496
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,720
Oh, Christopher Plummer passed away.

1497
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,360
No, no, no, Christopher Plummer died.

1498
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,560
That was significant.

1499
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,080
You know what?

1500
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,800
What else was he in, though?

1501
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,400
He had to have done more than, I mean,

1502
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,720
he had a lifelong Hollywood career.

1503
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,240
I don't know.

1504
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,600
Did I capture any of his others?

1505
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,560
Well, you said beginners.

1506
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,680
I don't know that word.

1507
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,440
Well, that's the second movie that they listed there.

1508
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,360
He was 91.

1509
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,280
Yeah, that's pretty good.

1510
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,280
It's a life well lived.

1511
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,840
That's a life well lived.

1512
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,560
So that's good stuff right there.

1513
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,880
All right, so the one for me.

1514
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,840
The one for me in terms of significant people

1515
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,040
who passed away.

1516
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,120
I mean, I'm not a huge baseball fan, but Hank Aaron.

1517
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,320
That was big.

1518
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,000
Hank Aaron?

1519
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,160
Yeah, I know who he is.

1520
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,160
I don't really have a whole lot of fantastic

1521
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:54,840
And Larry King?

1522
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,560
How about Larry King?

1523
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,720
Maybe that one was a little more impactful for you.

1524
00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:00,200
You know, one of my favorite interviews with Larry King

1525
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:06,160
was with Seinfeld when Seinfeld got angry with Larry King.

1526
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,440
Like jokingly?

1527
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,280
No, he was serious.

1528
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,280
He was very disgruntled.

1529
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,160
Seinfeld, Larry King looked at Seinfeld.

1530
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,360
He was kind of like, so you know,

1531
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,400
how did you feel your last year when they canceled you?

1532
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,680
And then Seinfeld looks at him, canceled?

1533
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,480
What, you think we got canceled?

1534
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,280
I had the number one show.

1535
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,360
Do you know who I am?

1536
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,400
Did he really go off on him?

1537
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,440
Yeah, he was mad.

1538
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,920
It was like, I think it canceled.

1539
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,600
I ended up number one.

1540
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,320
I quit while I was on top.

1541
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,440
Yeah.

1542
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,200
That was another show.

1543
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,680
I never watched Seinfeld.

1544
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,000
Yeah, oh, I watched that one.

1545
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,480
I watched a couple episodes, but never

1546
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,920
got into it week to week to week.

1547
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,080
And I watched a couple, too.

1548
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,240
But that would be one show that if somebody said,

1549
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,720
you've got to go back and watch those,

1550
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,480
because you'd miss that in life, Seinfeld would be one of them.

1551
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,400
And you know what the other one would be?

1552
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,360
MASH.

1553
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,520
Yeah, that's good stuff.

1554
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,520
I never watched MASH.

1555
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,320
MASH is good.

1556
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,240
I recommend it.

1557
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:59,240
So somebody said a funny meme of Radar.

1558
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,520
You know who Radar is in MASH?

1559
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,320
No, with Biden.

1560
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,120
Yes.

1561
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,800
He was leaning over, and Biden was saying, what am I signing?

1562
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,360
Because apparently, he does that to the Colonel

1563
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,920
or whatever in MASH.

1564
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,480
And he did say that.

1565
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,560
Biden did say that.

1566
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,280
What am I signing?

1567
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,880
Yeah, he did.

1568
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,720
No, he did not.

1569
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,240
Yes, he did.

1570
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:17,240
You could hear it under his breath.

1571
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,040
He's got those books.

1572
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:18,520
No.

1573
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,040
Biden says, here, what am I signing?

1574
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,360
And the guy on the sides, no, just sign it.

1575
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,400
No, that's not true.

1576
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,160
It can't be true.

1577
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:24,960
It is absolutely 100% true.

1578
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,440
I need you to find that clip.

1579
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,360
I need that clip.

1580
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,080
Mr. Producer, I need Biden signing executive orders saying,

1581
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,880
what am I signing?

1582
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,080
Biden, what am I signing?

1583
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,640
But MASH had Hot Lips Hoolahan.

1584
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,480
Oh, yeah.

1585
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:38,960
Yeah.

1586
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,240
The guy that act like he was gay,

1587
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,920
trying to get out of the service.

1588
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,840
Oh, Klinger.

1589
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,680
Oh, that was Klinger.

1590
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,080
So who's Hot Lips Hoolahan?

1591
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:47,720
That's the girl.

1592
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:48,200
That's the blonde.

1593
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:48,720
That's the blonde.

1594
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:49,240
Oh, yeah.

1595
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,640
Yeah, the hottie on the show.

1596
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,360
She wasn't that hot.

1597
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,240
Yeah, she was cute.

1598
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,120
Was she?

1599
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,120
I thought so.

1600
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,120
Yeah, so there are some sad episodes in MASH, though.

1601
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,520
Because the whole setting is sad, right?

1602
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,320
Korean War.

1603
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:06,840
What did we say?

1604
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,400
Biden, and he says, what am I signing?

1605
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,720
Biden, what am I signing?

1606
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,160
I don't think that's true.

1607
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,800
He, man, well, it sounded very authentic.

1608
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,840
I think this is, there it is.

1609
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,880
Biden, what am I signing?

1610
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,240
If this is real, I need to hear it.

1611
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:26,920
Go to videos.

1612
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,480
No.

1613
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,840
Turn that thing up, man.

1614
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,640
Listen closely.

1615
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,000
I don't know what I'm signing.

1616
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,360
I don't know what I'm signing.

1617
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,440
He signs it anyway.

1618
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,400
Yeah.

1619
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,720
What a dumbass.

1620
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,520
He says, I don't know what I'm signing.

1621
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,520
But I'm signing it anyway.

1622
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,520
Here we go again.

1623
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,600
Or does he say, I don't know where to sign?

1624
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,480
No, he says, I don't know what I'm signing.

1625
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,360
And his assistant says, just sign it anyways.

1626
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,520
Sign it, yeah.

1627
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,320
Or you're not going to get your ice cream tonight.

1628
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,560
I should say his handler.

1629
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:07,080
Unbelievable.

1630
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,880
You're not going to get your insurer.

1631
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,400
Yeah.

1632
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,880
Hey, you want your tapioca-pood cup?

1633
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,720
You better sign it.

1634
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:13,640
Exactly.

1635
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,160
So what's the other one, that other person that died that,

1636
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,880
oh, they're going to sign it anyway?

1637
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,400
Yeah.

1638
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:19,920
Yeah.

1639
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,400
Yeah.

1640
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:20,920
Yeah.

1641
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,400
Yeah.

1642
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:21,920
Yeah.

1643
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,400
Yeah.

1644
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:22,880
Yeah.

1645
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,400
Yeah.

1646
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,160
And then, uh, uh, Larry King.

1647
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,200
That was a significant one.

1648
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:26,840
Oh.

1649
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,680
What about you, Sean?

1650
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,920
Do any of these interest you?

1651
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,440
No.

1652
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:29,920
No.

1653
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,160
I mean, I kind of.

1654
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,680
He doesn't care about dead people.

1655
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,480
Well, I do.

1656
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,440
But no.

1657
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:34,960
None of these do.

1658
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,920
Do you see dead people?

1659
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,200
Cloris Leachman?

1660
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,000
Yeah.

1661
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,640
I don't even know who the fuck that is.

1662
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,200
She was an Oscar-winning actress, best

1663
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,120
known for The Last Picture Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

1664
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,440
That's another show I never watched, Mary Tyler Moore.

1665
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,920
I think I saw, I think my mom and dad

1666
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,960
would watch that at the very end.

1667
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,000
Because I remember watching it.

1668
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,200
And that's when she was a news programmer, right?

1669
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:56,960
That's where Lou Grant.

1670
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:57,680
A news programmer?

1671
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,720
News.

1672
00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,720
Full nude.

1673
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,280
Full nude.

1674
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:00,920
News.

1675
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,640
And that's where Lou Grant came from.

1676
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,160
From Forner?

1677
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,280
Yes.

1678
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,200
It was Lou.

1679
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:12,800
So I don't think you're aware of that because you grew up.

1680
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,600
That is so insulting.

1681
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:15,640
Well, I mean, they didn't.

1682
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,520
It's absolutely true.

1683
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:20,000
It's not a show that they had on the Armed Forces Network.

1684
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,040
You know, that road, uh.

1685
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,040
Because all that was a Mary Tyler Moore, Lou, and Rhoda.

1686
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:26,640
Is that right?

1687
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,140
Yeah.

1688
00:56:27,140 --> 00:56:31,040
Then you had the dipshit sports guy.

1689
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,800
What was his name?

1690
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,000
It's all on that same show.

1691
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,760
Yeah.

1692
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,600
Mary Tyler Moore Show.

1693
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,040
Started on Mary Tyler Moore Show, yeah.

1694
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,240
It was great, apparently.

1695
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,920
Yeah, it was good, from what I remember.

1696
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,040
Now, does it hold up today?

1697
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:40,560
Who knows?

1698
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,120
But it was good.

1699
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:41,800
It was a good ensemble.

1700
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,080
Well, the storylines were funny.

1701
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,520
Yeah, so what I think what you see over the years

1702
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,280
is all these comedies that are good, it's a good ensemble.

1703
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,520
Mary Tyler Moore, MASH, The Cosby Show, Friends, right?

1704
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,520
The Big Bang Theory.

1705
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,160
It's got a good.

1706
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,200
It's got a good mixture.

1707
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:57,400
It's got a good mix.

1708
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,800
I've never seen that show.

1709
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,400
Any of them?

1710
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,400
Big Bang.

1711
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,400
Not one episode, no.

1712
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,920
WKRP in Cincinnati was another one.

1713
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,000
Yeah, WKRP in Cincinnati, yeah.

1714
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
That was a cute blonde, if I remember correctly.

1715
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,160
Oh, that was Debbie.

1716
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,680
That was, no, that was Lonnie Anderson.

1717
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,160
Lonnie Anderson, married to Burt Reynolds.

1718
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,120
She was cute.

1719
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,680
Well, she's still alive.

1720
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,560
Burt Reynolds is dead.

1721
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,720
What does Lonnie Anderson look like these days?

1722
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,000
Why do you do that?

1723
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,080
I mean, you're just going to be disappointed every time.

1724
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,680
When are you going to find an 80-year-old actress and go,

1725
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,320
damn?

1726
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,640
Maybe today.

1727
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,640
Look at that.

1728
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,920
That was taken this morning.

1729
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,160
Yeah, that second one there.

1730
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,440
She's in her towel, just walked out of the shower and Instagrammed.

1731
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,720
She's wearing a string bikini.

1732
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,240
OK.

1733
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,200
Honestly, I thought she had already passed away.

1734
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,400
I don't know.

1735
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,120
I don't know.

1736
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,360
But who was the other lady on there?

1737
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,120
Bailey was the actress's.

1738
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,320
What was the name?

1739
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,720
I don't remember what her name was.

1740
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,560
I never watched the show.

1741
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,880
She was the program manager for WKRP in Cincinnati.

1742
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:03,760
One of my favorite episodes was Thanksgiving.

1743
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,600
And you had Les Nessman out in the parking lot

1744
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,840
at the local grocery store.

1745
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,880
And they were going to give away, I don't know,

1746
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,600
500, 100,000, whatever, turkeys.

1747
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,800
And they were loaded up in a helicopter.

1748
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,680
And the helicopter was flying above the supermarket.

1749
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,920
And they were going to drop down these turkeys for people

1750
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,000
to have for free.

1751
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,560
And oh, way to go.

1752
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,360
And so I don't know what happened.

1753
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,840
Either they dropped the box or Les was basically saying,

1754
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,360
oh my god, the humanity of it all.

1755
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,120
There's turkeys hitting everything.

1756
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:37,920
It's pouting.

1757
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,160
It's hitting children.

1758
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,280
It's like frozen 20 pound turkeys.

1759
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,040
This is from that show?

1760
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,360
Yes, Debbie KRP.

1761
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,600
I'll tell you what, throughout the years,

1762
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,120
I've moved down here to Dallas.

1763
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,160
Not even just here in Dallas.

1764
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,920
But whenever I say I'm from Cincinnati, folks our age

1765
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,040
going, so is Debbie KRP a real channel up there?

1766
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,400
Seriously, they ask you that?

1767
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,400
Yes, all the time.

1768
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,320
No, it's not real.

1769
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,680
No, it's not.

1770
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,400
That'd be great.

1771
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,280
I didn't know the answer to that either.

1772
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,880
Well, it's a good question.

1773
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,640
Yeah, do they really throw turkeys out the helicopter?

1774
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,280
All the time.

1775
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,160
Yes, they do.

1776
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,920
Killed everybody.

1777
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,040
I got maimed.

1778
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,200
That was funny.

1779
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,880
All right, so no one dying interests you.

1780
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:21,800
Johnny Fever.

1781
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,560
No, Sean?

1782
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:23,080
No.

1783
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,800
I figured one that would interest you

1784
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,840
is Siegfried Fischbacher.

1785
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,320
And why is that?

1786
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,360
He's the second half or one of the halves of Siegfried and Roy.

1787
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,240
Oh, yeah.

1788
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:33,880
The tiger.

1789
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,160
The tiger.

1790
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,440
The guy who got mauled died.

1791
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,360
He died at 81.

1792
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,360
They had good lives.

1793
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,040
Well, yeah, what he died of?

1794
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,480
Did he die of old age?

1795
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,440
Well, this guy?

1796
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,440
Or did he get mauled by the same tiger?

1797
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,160
He fed himself.

1798
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,880
He's like, I'm just going to end it.

1799
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,480
Eat me.

1800
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,200
Well, these guys had a very pampered life.

1801
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,040
I miss Roy.

1802
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,080
I miss Roy so bad.

1803
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,080
They had a show in Las Vegas forever.

1804
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:57,960
Yeah, they did.

1805
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,200
And they probably lived in a penthouse up there.

1806
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,280
It had room service for complimentary

1807
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,360
their entire lives.

1808
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,400
It made millions.

1809
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,000
But yeah, well.

1810
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,840
Room service?

1811
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,280
Well, kind of.

1812
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,360
They lived in the casinos.

1813
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,000
Well, kind of a downside is Roy got completely mauled

1814
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,760
by a tiger.

1815
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,360
And died.

1816
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,120
No, he did not kill.

1817
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,120
But he stroked out.

1818
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,000
He stroked out.

1819
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,040
And I think he was halfway paralyzed.

1820
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,840
And he was not in good shape.

1821
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,080
He lived.

1822
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,760
But it was Roy Horn is his name.

1823
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,760
I thought.

1824
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,360
OK.

1825
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:34,960
He got mauled.

1826
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,480
I think he got bit in the shoulder and the whole neck

1827
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,800
area and just got destroyed.

1828
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,960
And there he is.

1829
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,920
Boy, look at that.

1830
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:44,960
So it didn't kill him.

1831
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,560
But it gave him so many health issues

1832
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,960
that it ultimately kind of did.

1833
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,920
Well, maybe.

1834
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:50,960
I don't know what he ultimately.

1835
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,160
It knocked off a few years of his life for sure.

1836
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,880
Yeah, see, I think he's paralyzed on the one side.

1837
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,880
Oh, he's not dead?

1838
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,000
No, he is dead now.

1839
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000
He is dead now.

1840
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,440
He died before his partner, Siegfried.

1841
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,120
But yeah, I mean, when that happened, it was a huge deal.

1842
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,000
Look at that.

1843
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,480
They were hanging out with Michael Jackson.

1844
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,360
They had the same plastic surgery.

1845
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,400
I was going to say there's lots of plastic surgery going on

1846
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:13,920
there.

1847
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,600
Yeah, for sure.

1848
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,600
The white guys are darker than the black guy.

1849
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,040
And look how Michael Jackson's majestically feeding

1850
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,960
that tiger a bottle of milk.

1851
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,880
Just kind of.

1852
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,600
It's a dangerous gig, man.

1853
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,000
Well, look how big that tiger is.

1854
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,880
Dealing with tigers and lions and what was the other?

1855
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,880
Something else happened where somebody

1856
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,920
got killed by some sort of big animal.

1857
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,560
What was that?

1858
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,160
Jurassic Park?

1859
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,920
No, I can't remember now.

1860
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,160
I mean, they've got all kinds.

1861
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,520
There's elephants that attack people.

1862
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,440
Was it Fonzie when he jumped the shark?

1863
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,440
No, he didn't die.

1864
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,680
No, that wasn't it.

1865
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,680
They should have killed him.

1866
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,840
I mean, this is not really the same thing

1867
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,720
because he wasn't dealing with trained animals.

1868
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,360
But who's the guy that Steve whatever that got killed

1869
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
by a stingray?

1870
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,760
Yeah, big old stingray.

1871
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,880
Punctured him in the heart.

1872
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,360
Punctured, yep.

1873
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,080
You all right, mate?

1874
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,360
Yeah, doing a little dive.

1875
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,080
And he knows how to handle it.

1876
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,000
He's a professional.

1877
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,800
And he never knows.

1878
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,600
He got a whack.

1879
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,040
He had an unlucky deal.

1880
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,880
And so his daughter took over.

1881
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,960
And I wonder if she's kicking ass in her following

1882
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,160
in the footsteps of her father.

1883
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,480
I think the whole family is.

1884
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,880
Bindi or she's got some weird name.

1885
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,120
Here's apparently like a super cool guy, too.

1886
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:29,640
The daughter.

1887
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,720
Yeah, there she is.

1888
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,640
Oh, that's hot.

1889
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,000
And the son, really?

1890
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:34,720
Wow.

1891
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,080
Which one?

1892
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,200
No, the snake.

1893
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,880
Oh, right, right, right.

1894
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,200
I could never do that.

1895
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:40,840
Crazy.

1896
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,680
Good call.

1897
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,040
But yeah, I think she's kind of taken over.

1898
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,520
And I think she's been she's fairly successful down there

1899
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,920
in Australia.

1900
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,960
Well, hopefully she has her own show and all that good stuff.

1901
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,560
Because they've earned it, right?

1902
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,320
I mean, Steve had a lot of energy on the shows.

1903
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,400
And frankly, you wouldn't even know that that was his wife.

1904
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,720
She was the assistant on the show.

1905
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,360
And it turned out that was his wife.

1906
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,720
But I just remember so many times

1907
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,280
where he's he's going after whatever it is.

1908
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,680
And 80 for alligator.

1909
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,720
He just jumps down there and gets down there

1910
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,080
in the frickin water.

1911
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,080
It's like, first of all, I would get in the water, period.

1912
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,640
Not only gets out, he frolics in the water, grabs this thing

1913
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:19,920
and is going to town on it.

1914
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,680
It's just nuts.

1915
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:21,360
Well, look at that.

1916
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:21,800
Look here.

1917
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,960
Look at that picture.

1918
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,160
Screw up a little bit.

1919
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,720
Here's the whole family.

1920
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:26,520
Babies.

1921
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,880
Well, of course, the mouth is taped.

1922
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,200
But yeah, right on top of the alligator.

1923
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,040
She's got her hand right next to her.

1924
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:32,640
The mouth.

1925
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,480
That's crazy.

1926
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,480
Well, it's taped.

1927
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,920
Yeah, I know, but still, I would be kind of hesitant.

1928
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:43,200
Well, evidently, they have a very they don't have any muscles

1929
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,680
or very, very little muscles to open the mouth.

1930
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,800
It's all clamping down.

1931
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,920
Yeah.

1932
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,480
I don't know.

1933
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,720
I'm not a alligator.

1934
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,600
Well, I used to watch the Alligatorologist.

1935
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,680
Mutual overhaul, Wild Kingdom.

1936
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:56,600
That's a great show.

1937
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,520
Yeah, that was.

1938
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,640
With Merle.

1939
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,120
That old fart.

1940
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,480
His name was Merle something.

1941
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,680
That Jacques Cousteau.

1942
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,200
Merle.

1943
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,600
The kingdom of the worlds.

1944
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,200
I love that.

1945
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,760
When I watch the scuba divers go down

1946
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,720
in the middle of the ocean.

1947
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,640
I never watched that.

1948
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,120
I remember the trip they were going.

1949
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:18,160
And today, we are going to go over the Bermuda Triangle.

1950
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,480
And they would take down the scuba divers,

1951
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,080
and they'd go down to the Bermuda.

1952
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,640
And they were like finding these Coca-Cola bottles

1953
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:28,680
and these beer bottles and cans at the bottom of the Bermuda

1954
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,000
Triangle.

1955
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Wow.

1956
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,720
So his name was Marlon Perkins.

1957
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,280
Sorry, I backtracked there.

1958
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,920
I actually I don't think they made it

1959
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,480
to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle.

1960
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,880
I think it was too deep for them to get down.

1961
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,400
They went down as far as they could.

1962
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,000
They were like in the lagoon right behind the hotel.

1963
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,920
No, this was real.

1964
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,600
You know, the Bermuda Triangle has got a lot of cool stories.

1965
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,480
In fact, I've heard that they have more than one Bermuda

1966
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,000
Triangle.

1967
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,600
Well, they have more than one triangle.

1968
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,640
Isosceles and oblique.

1969
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,480
No, it's a right triangle.

1970
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,480
And a right triangle.

1971
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,440
It's a right triangle.

1972
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,680
It's the Bermuda right triangle.

1973
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,200
They've been Bermuda right triangle.

1974
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,360
So I heard there's another there's another there's

1975
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:11,080
another area in the ocean over on the Asian side

1976
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,320
or the Japanese side.

1977
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,920
It's a South Pacific octagon.

1978
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,800
Yeah, that what it is.

1979
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,320
The South Mariana Rumba.

1980
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,280
But it's a it's a huge square is what it is.

1981
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,440
It's a huge square.

1982
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,560
And we finally found out there is a giant wombat

1983
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,640
making deposits.

1984
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,200
Oh, no, it's not a wombat.

1985
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,360
What do you call that the the stupid squid thing?

1986
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,960
The arca tooth is to this.

1987
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,160
No, the wombat had the square feces.

1988
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,960
And that's what that's right.

1989
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,760
Paul wanted to talk about how wombat.

1990
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,880
Well, that was that was news that you pulled up.

1991
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,600
Oh, they figured out why the wombat can shit a square crap.

1992
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,000
No, it's a cube.

1993
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,240
Yes, they figured it has a square rectum.

1994
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,800
No, it's because if you read the article, which I did,

1995
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:55,440
I tried I saw a bunch of pictures of them pulling out

1996
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,800
the so look up wombat.

1997
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,360
That's what a wombat looks like.

1998
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,360
Yes, it looks like a frickin little bear.

1999
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:05,480
Wombat poop, it's got like a it's got like a nine meter

2000
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,680
intestinal tract.

2001
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:07,560
Correct.

2002
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,680
And they and they studied it and they said the intestine

2003
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,080
has different thicknesses where it would compact

2004
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,320
as it worked through into a cube.

2005
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,240
They studied this.

2006
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,760
So why are my shits perfect perfect sphere?

2007
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,280
Well, the reason why the wombats were that they

2008
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,760
aren't perfectly spherical.

2009
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,320
They don't come out like rabbit pellets.

2010
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,480
They come out like like a shot put

2011
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,080
like brown pink. So they say is that these Australian

2012
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,040
animals are able to live long periods without water

2013
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:40,400
because they compact the poopies to to to keep themselves

2014
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:40,920
hydrated.

2015
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,080
I have literally never seen a picture of a wombat before.

2016
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,080
Is that an Australian marsupial that we're dealing with here?

2017
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:47,760
It's Australian.

2018
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,680
It's it's interesting because they produce that's not a knife.

2019
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,640
That's a knife.

2020
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:55,040
They produce these large croutons shaped feces fecal

2021
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,000
feces.

2022
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,960
You know, look at that.

2023
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,600
Well, they're square.

2024
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,560
Yeah, they're cubed shaped.

2025
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,080
Yeah.

2026
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,640
It looks like those things you buy at Costco that are called

2027
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,320
like Nutri bars or something like that.

2028
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:04,800
Great.

2029
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,520
I wouldn't I buy those dickhead.

2030
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,760
Not Nutri bar, but they sprinkle them on your cereal.

2031
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,200
Yeah, it does.

2032
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,360
It looks like a crouton.

2033
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,200
Oh, there's a fresh one.

2034
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:20,000
Well, other funny news in animal animal world looking at poop.

2035
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,600
What was up the what are we doing?

2036
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,680
Look how big the thing is with the poop.

2037
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,040
No, the wombat.

2038
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:26,800
I didn't realize it was that.

2039
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:27,240
So it is.

2040
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,960
Oh, that's Steve Irwin, right?

2041
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:29,680
Yeah.

2042
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,320
And today, like we're going to be looking at that.

2043
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,280
Looks like that looks like a 60, 70 pound wombat.

2044
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:35,920
You're right.

2045
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,560
You're right.

2046
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,680
That's a knife.

2047
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,200
All right.

2048
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,080
So the other funny story that you brought up

2049
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:45,000
was the gay penguins stealing the lesbian penguins egg.

2050
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,200
What?

2051
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,560
You got to bring up that one.

2052
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,440
That is not a thing.

2053
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,800
So a pair of male gay penguins.

2054
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,840
How do you know they're gay?

2055
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,880
Well, because they're hanging out together.

2056
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,720
First of all, let's get clear.

2057
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:01,880
First of all, the male penguins are different type of species.

2058
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,600
Well, obviously, the male male penguin.

2059
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,600
He's a penguin.

2060
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:10,040
Actually, when the mother lays the egg, the male.

2061
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,480
I think I saw this on Little Feet or Happy Feet.

2062
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,000
Oh, yeah.

2063
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Well, that's the authority.

2064
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:14,240
Yeah.

2065
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:15,080
Well, it's cartoon.

2066
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:15,840
They're right there.

2067
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,320
They were all gay in that show.

2068
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:18,840
Watches the egg.

2069
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,520
He's the one that sits on the egg.

2070
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,240
The male does.

2071
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:21,680
Yes.

2072
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,440
Not the female.

2073
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,120
So yeah.

2074
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,680
But in this story that you're telling is

2075
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,280
there's a male and a female.

2076
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,680
So apparently, there are pairs that are male and male

2077
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,080
and pairs that are female and female.

2078
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,040
Gay male penguins.

2079
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,960
I don't know if they're just friends or whether they catch

2080
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,920
them kind of doing unspeakable things.

2081
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,800
Now, do you think they are just the person who wrote this?

2082
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,720
Do you think they're just saying this to fit an agenda?

2083
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,320
To say that.

2084
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,720
They're absolutely saying that.

2085
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,160
You know how I know they're not gay?

2086
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,560
They're gay in the penguin world.

2087
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:52,320
It's natural.

2088
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,520
It's natural.

2089
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,480
They don't have thumbs.

2090
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,400
Who don't have thumbs?

2091
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,320
The penguins.

2092
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:59,040
If they had thumbs, then they could be gay.

2093
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:03,000
Because otherwise, they couldn't snap.

2094
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,360
I thought they were shoving them up.

2095
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,480
What are you doing?

2096
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,320
I wasn't sure where you were going with that.

2097
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:10,800
So I think that's a good question.

2098
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,040
How do they know they're gay?

2099
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:12,640
They're not.

2100
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,800
Because they make out.

2101
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,600
You know what?

2102
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,440
Do they regurgitate each other's mouths?

2103
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:20,360
The dogs will go around humping everything.

2104
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,960
They're not gay.

2105
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:22,640
Who knows?

2106
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,360
It's a fucking animal.

2107
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,360
Literally.

2108
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,240
I mean, what the hell?

2109
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,120
I mean, you can't sit there and say it's gay.

2110
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,040
I mean, Jeff and I hang out.

2111
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:32,960
Paul and I hang out.

2112
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,560
We all hang out.

2113
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,120
We're not gay.

2114
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:35,640
Ever.

2115
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,960
I have my doubts.

2116
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,000
What do you mean you've had your doubts?

2117
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,040
Have you looked at me sometimes?

2118
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:42,960
I don't think.

2119
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,360
I want to be more than friends.

2120
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,960
So scroll up for a second.

2121
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,160
I don't think that the journalists of today

2122
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:54,360
are they don't proofread.

2123
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,200
Look at the first word of the second paragraph there.

2124
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,320
Is that a real word?

2125
01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,960
A zookeeper?

2126
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:06,080
Dude, I find mistakes in news articles all the time.

2127
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:06,920
Do you realize?

2128
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,320
So I only took one journalism class.

2129
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,080
Is that a word?

2130
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:09,280
No.

2131
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:09,880
Zookeeper?

2132
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:10,400
No.

2133
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:11,440
Zookeeper.

2134
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:14,000
Well, I kind of like zookeeper.

2135
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,360
Zookeeper.

2136
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:19,320
I took a journalism class at A&M.

2137
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,800
Well, so I know a little bit about journalism.

2138
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,440
Roar.

2139
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,520
Roar.

2140
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,840
So what they told us, and we didn't have spell checkers.

2141
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,600
If there was one spelling mistake in the article

2142
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:35,160
that you submitted for your class, automatic F. Boom.

2143
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,400
Didn't matter.

2144
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,440
Automatic F. They apparently don't do that shit anymore.

2145
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,680
Because I find mistakes all the time.

2146
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,280
A lot.

2147
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,520
And for the ones that bother spell checking,

2148
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,760
they don't catch grammar mistakes.

2149
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,680
No, they don't catch words that are words,

2150
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,080
but they're not the right word that you were trying to use.

2151
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,000
Yeah, like there, there.

2152
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,560
Not just that, but by, by, to, to.

2153
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:01,520
They say, well, it's not note instead of not.

2154
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,520
But notes are real words.

2155
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,680
How do they catch it?

2156
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,320
Yeah, and spell checkers don't catch it.

2157
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,080
But they're real words.

2158
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,720
And it's just laziness.

2159
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,800
I mean, dude, here I am reading the article

2160
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:17,520
that this jackass wrote, and I am catching their mistakes.

2161
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,720
Yeah, I don't think anyone proofreads it.

2162
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,440
That's bullshit.

2163
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,280
I could make a fortune proofreading people's

2164
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,840
articles.

2165
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:23,720
Yeah.

2166
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,640
Because I catch everything.

2167
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,760
It drives Shelly crazy.

2168
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:30,200
I read everything for, like if my boys would

2169
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,880
give me something to read, I would always scan it

2170
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:36,960
for mistakes, and then I read it for content.

2171
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,080
That's just the thing.

2172
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:38,600
Yeah.

2173
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,640
You know what my minor was?

2174
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:40,760
Technical editing and writing.

2175
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,040
Did you know that?

2176
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,000
Editing and writing?

2177
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,160
I don't think that's ever come up in a conversation.

2178
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,120
Technical editing and writing was my minor.

2179
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,640
So it's right in line with that kind of crap.

2180
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,920
You could write instructions.

2181
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,160
No, there you go.

2182
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,360
God, yes.

2183
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,480
IKEA instructions.

2184
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,080
Yeah.

2185
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,560
Those are just pictures.

2186
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,760
Well, you could do the Legos, too.

2187
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,920
Those are pictures as well.

2188
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,080
I know there's a segue, but I lost interest in Legos

2189
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:11,240
after everything became something to build as a model.

2190
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,080
When did Legos become models that you don't tear apart

2191
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,480
after you build them?

2192
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,440
Yeah, it did kind of.

2193
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:17,040
That's stupid.

2194
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,040
When I was growing up, it was like,

2195
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,680
I'm getting a box of Legos.

2196
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,600
Yeah, and you built whatever came to mind.

2197
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,560
Yeah.

2198
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:24,400
And that's it.

2199
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:24,960
Yeah.

2200
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,000
Well, I mean, you first build whatever it came in.

2201
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,080
You follow the directions.

2202
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:29,640
You build it.

2203
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,120
No.

2204
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,320
You just got a box of Legos.

2205
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,320
I'm saying, you got a box of square Legos,

2206
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,600
and you build whatever came to your mind.

2207
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,320
Yeah, that's true.

2208
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,760
And then it turned into, oh, you got

2209
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,920
to build the Star Wars X-Wing fighter.

2210
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,640
And then when you built it, you glued it together or something.

2211
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,600
Because what do you do after that?

2212
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,760
Like, the whole point of buying it was to build an X-Wing.

2213
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:50,680
That's kind of crazy.

2214
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:51,280
I hate it.

2215
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:56,680
Because it's supposed to jar and jog and exercise your brain

2216
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:57,760
to be creative.

2217
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,280
Exactly right.

2218
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:59,880
What can you think outside the box?

2219
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:04,240
And that's why I see, I know some people

2220
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,560
keep Legos for a memento.

2221
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:07,520
It's a marker in life.

2222
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,960
Your kids made it.

2223
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,360
I've got some of those.

2224
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,560
You do.

2225
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:17,200
And I internalize that, because selfishly, I kind of wanted

2226
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,760
myself to keep the Legos that my kids made.

2227
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,000
But my wife trumped that whole program.

2228
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,040
She was kind of like, yeah, and just dismembered.

2229
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,600
Took it all apart, put it in boxes.

2230
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,680
We have boxes and boxes and boxes of Legos upstairs.

2231
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,600
You could pass those on to your grandkids, though.

2232
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,800
I won't be able to pass these on,

2233
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,080
because the instructions are gone.

2234
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:34,920
Well, good.

2235
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,760
They break.

2236
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,640
If they break over by the time that happens, here, kids.

2237
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:40,920
Here's a big bag of Legos.

2238
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,600
Yeah, here's a bunch of miscellaneous, weird,

2239
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,520
little tiny pieces.

2240
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,000
Yeah.

2241
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:44,880
Little tiny pieces.

2242
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,560
You might as well do it, because they're

2243
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:47,560
going to break them anyway.

2244
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:48,600
But I guess there's no reason.

2245
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,640
I mean, you can just be just as creative with all

2246
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,720
those billion little pieces.

2247
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:52,240
You can.

2248
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:52,840
I mean, you can.

2249
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,440
I mean, not like art, or when we were growing up,

2250
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,400
they were the big.

2251
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,240
Just the big blocks.

2252
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,160
You didn't have the weird curves or anything like that.

2253
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:58,680
No.

2254
01:13:58,680 --> 01:13:59,880
You didn't have the fancy.

2255
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,480
Like, Brandon built a Ferrari.

2256
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,280
And it's got some fairly unique pieces in there.

2257
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:08,160
Proprietary pieces that were specific to the Ferrari.

2258
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:08,880
For that model.

2259
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:09,600
Right.

2260
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,520
So they're not really Legos, they're models.

2261
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,200
But why not build models?

2262
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,360
That's what I did grow up.

2263
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,400
Yeah, so did I.

2264
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,160
You could.

2265
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,440
I mean, I actually, I like to snap on.

2266
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:19,360
No, I built.

2267
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:20,120
Snap together.

2268
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,120
I built.

2269
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,120
Snap together.

2270
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:24,360
Well, you had me a strap on.

2271
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,040
You're a P.

2272
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:25,600
Strap on.

2273
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,480
Oh, you said, oh, I'm a scientist.

2274
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:28,920
I thought you said, OK.

2275
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,320
I was a member of the Model of Month Club.

2276
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:32,840
Really?

2277
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:33,920
My dad did it.

2278
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,000
And for about two years, every month, I'd get a new model.

2279
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,200
And finally, I remember getting a letter in the mail

2280
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,200
saying, you've graduated.

2281
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,120
You've built all of our models.

2282
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,320
And I was like, what?

2283
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,120
How can that be?

2284
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:47,440
And they said, stop mailing us.

2285
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,920
Basically, they're like, this is your last one.

2286
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:50,600
Yeah.

2287
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,320
You graduated.

2288
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,760
You've done every model we have.

2289
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:53,560
Leave us alone.

2290
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,280
Yeah.

2291
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,920
I was like, I'm only 12.

2292
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:57,560
Damn.

2293
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,280
You do like five models a day.

2294
01:14:59,280 --> 01:14:59,920
Yeah, exactly.

2295
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:00,800
Five a month?

2296
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,040
I did a ton of models.

2297
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,000
I'd sit there, and I'd have my little kit.

2298
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,400
Like the whole glue, glue and everything.

2299
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,080
Paint.

2300
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:07,960
Paint, glue, stickers.

2301
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:08,480
Decals.

2302
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:09,440
You'd sand them down?

2303
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:09,960
The decal.

2304
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,800
Yeah, I'd sand down the rust spots.

2305
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,400
Damn.

2306
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,120
My dad still has a couple of them.

2307
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:18,520
He has a C3PO, a TIE fighter.

2308
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,760
Man, you have a lot more patience than I do.

2309
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,040
That's why I like the snap togethers.

2310
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:26,480
Because I wanted the model, but I

2311
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,440
didn't want to go through all the glue and the paint.

2312
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,600
That glue, if you don't do it right, it gets real.

2313
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,400
You get the thread.

2314
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,440
Oh, yeah.

2315
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,680
Get all of your fingers like super glue, right?

2316
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:40,600
Oh, and it totally, it'll literally melt the model.

2317
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,960
But what, super glue or just regular glue?

2318
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:44,560
Surely not.

2319
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,280
The glue, the model glue.

2320
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,880
When you use model glue, it disintegrates the plastic.

2321
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,160
He's the model expert.

2322
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,280
I never did.

2323
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,080
But what happened to a lot of mine is I built a lot of cars,

2324
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:57,040
a lot of airplanes, and all kinds of stuff.

2325
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,800
And as you got older, I'd build these.

2326
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,840
And 4th of July would come around.

2327
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,760
You're like, I've got this Corsair.

2328
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,720
Let's see if we can put the bottle rocket in the back

2329
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:07,800
and see if it'll fly.

2330
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:08,480
Blow it up?

2331
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:08,980
Yes.

2332
01:16:08,980 --> 01:16:10,200
It never does, does it?

2333
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,000
It'll shoot right into the ground.

2334
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:12,920
Model airplanes?

2335
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:13,920
And then blow up.

2336
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:14,420
Yeah.

2337
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:16,560
What's cool about that, though, is it's

2338
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:19,160
indicative of what we did as kids.

2339
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:24,520
Instead of TikTok and instead of bullshit stuff on the phone.

2340
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,360
Well, that's not making it sound like we wouldn't be doing TikTok.

2341
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,280
Because I guarantee it, if it was available back then,

2342
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,520
we probably would be doing it.

2343
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:31,760
Well, that's what I'm saying.

2344
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,360
It's like it was better for us to not have our phones.

2345
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,080
I agree.

2346
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,720
I think that our brains are definitely

2347
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,440
different than the kids of now.

2348
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:47,720
I don't think the kids nowadays are being challenged.

2349
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,840
I don't think they are.

2350
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,080
Like that one right there in the middle?

2351
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:51,240
I guarantee I did that one.

2352
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,000
That one right there?

2353
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:52,800
I think they're smart.

2354
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:53,880
Oh, the P38 Lightning?

2355
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:54,200
Oh, yeah.

2356
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:54,840
Guarantee it.

2357
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:58,160
My brother had that one hanging from the ceiling.

2358
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,840
I think Revco is that one of the companies

2359
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:06,760
that, gosh, I can't remember the companies that

2360
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:07,840
used to make a lot of them.

2361
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,280
But you can still buy those.

2362
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,720
Hobby Lobby has them.

2363
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:11,680
They still have models?

2364
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:12,760
Yeah, monograms.

2365
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,720
See that right there?

2366
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,200
I guarantee I built that.

2367
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:15,800
Guarantee it.

2368
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,360
No, you said you built all of them.

2369
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,520
I got burnt out on planes.

2370
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:20,400
I don't have any desire to do those anymore.

2371
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,000
And it would look just like that.

2372
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:22,560
Not as great.

2373
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,240
But I'd have all the decals on there.

2374
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,480
I'd paint it.

2375
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,200
Now, to get it real professional looking,

2376
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,920
you'd have to get the airbrush and do it.

2377
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,840
I mean, so did you put them in cases?

2378
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,240
Did you hang them from the ceiling?

2379
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,640
I hung the shit from the ceiling.

2380
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,280
My dad took some of the really good ones

2381
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,880
my dad would take to work, because he

2382
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,360
worked for GE aircraft engines.

2383
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,480
So the really good planes, he would take some of those

2384
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,680
to work and put on his desk.

2385
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:43,200
Oh, yeah.

2386
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,720
And he'd be like, that's my son.

2387
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:45,240
Yeah.

2388
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,960
So he had a couple of those.

2389
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:48,160
And when he retired, he brought them home.

2390
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,680
And actually, when he retired, he has them out at Tahoe now,

2391
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:52,680
where he lives.

2392
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,040
No kidding.

2393
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,920
That's got to make you feel good.

2394
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:56,720
Yeah, the C3.

2395
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,160
That he always held on to something

2396
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,680
that was important to him, that you made when you were little.

2397
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,160
Yeah.

2398
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:01,920
Yeah, he's got some of them.

2399
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:02,840
That's kind of cool.

2400
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,040
And it was.

2401
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:08,000
Well, Jeff has a pretty crazy story

2402
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,600
to tell about how his parents got rid of a bunch of his shit.

2403
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,560
Without asking?

2404
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,720
Yeah, when he went to college, his parents had a,

2405
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,720
I guess they got separated for a while.

2406
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,120
And they divvied up the house.

2407
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,600
And some of the stuff got dissolved.

2408
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:24,760
And a lot of it was his.

2409
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,560
Yeah, I went to college my freshman year.

2410
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,400
And my parents, like Sean said, got separated summer

2411
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,480
before my freshman year in college.

2412
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:33,520
Oh, that sucks.

2413
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:39,920
And when I was at college, the parents sold the house.

2414
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:43,600
My dad had a big garage sale and basically sold everything.

2415
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,760
Never even asked you.

2416
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:46,880
So I came home.

2417
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:48,080
And I was just like.

2418
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:48,800
Your stuff?

2419
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,840
Yeah, everything.

2420
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,640
Everything in the house.

2421
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,440
He kept everything.

2422
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:53,200
He kept a piece of furniture here or there.

2423
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,320
But I was upset about that.

2424
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,280
There were some things.

2425
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,040
I wouldn't have kept all of it.

2426
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,040
But a couple of things I would have cherry picked.

2427
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,680
I still have stuff.

2428
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:01,440
I still have stuff.

2429
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,680
Now, what I'm coming to find out.

2430
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,280
I mean, from as early as, like, I

2431
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,800
want to say seven years old.

2432
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:10,200
When you were living in Indonesia, were they able to,

2433
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,240
did they carry all the stuff back and forth?

2434
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,000
Yeah.

2435
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,920
My dad.

2436
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:14,800
I have all that stuff.

2437
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,360
All my little things that I would put on my shelf,

2438
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:19,160
I still have it all.

2439
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:19,960
They're in boxes.

2440
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,280
My dad did several tours over there.

2441
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:26,880
When we lived over there, on the way back the last time,

2442
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,920
I had an abundance of toys.

2443
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:34,720
And my dad said, here's a box.

2444
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,960
Put the toys that you want in the box.

2445
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:39,800
And you're like, these will not all fit.

2446
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:40,320
Yeah.

2447
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,000
And whatever doesn't fit, he gets rid of?

2448
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,120
That's what happened.

2449
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:45,280
Damn.

2450
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,840
You know what's weird is I'm coming.

2451
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,200
Do you agonize for hours trying to figure out

2452
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,000
what could fit in the box and what couldn't?

2453
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:55,200
And you know what sucked is I loaded the box up.

2454
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,760
And as you stack it, and then put tape all over it,

2455
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,320
so it's like stacked three feet tall.

2456
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:00,240
He dumped it out.

2457
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,520
He said, do it again.

2458
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,840
And said, do it again.

2459
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,000
Because it has to close?

2460
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,600
Yeah.

2461
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,560
So he dumped it all out, said, do it again.

2462
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,680
Wow.

2463
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,480
It's hardcore.

2464
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:14,440
So do you ever go to therapy for all that stuff?

2465
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:15,280
No.

2466
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,080
You want to talk about it?

2467
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,240
It does suck.

2468
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:18,760
It does.

2469
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:19,720
It does suck.

2470
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:22,800
And again, it's not a matter of you

2471
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,560
working to keep all of those through.

2472
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,080
No.

2473
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,320
It's not having the choice.

2474
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,760
But it was a matter of maybe I would

2475
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,760
have liked to have kept this, and maybe of that, OK, now

2476
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:30,800
I'll get rid of the rest.

2477
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:35,240
But I guess one of the cool things is it did.

2478
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:38,960
It was my choice to get rid of whatever it was.

2479
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,080
At least you had to pick.

2480
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,640
But that was just one scenario.

2481
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,720
There's a couple of times where it was kind of like, Jeff,

2482
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,840
the shit just disappears.

2483
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,160
But I guess that happens to all of our toys growing up.

2484
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:48,680
Yeah.

2485
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:49,480
Your parents don't tell you.

2486
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,240
I know I've done that with my kids.

2487
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,560
Well, I was just mad at my parents.

2488
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,640
They threw away my Babe Ruth rookie card.

2489
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,800
They threw away my Willie Mays rookie card.

2490
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,080
You could be set a millionaire on the island right now.

2491
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:01,760
Yeah.

2492
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:02,320
Yeah.

2493
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,440
I was pretty bitter about that.

2494
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,560
That is not true.

2495
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,960
Those cards?

2496
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:08,560
Rookie cards?

2497
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,200
Oh, they were worth millions.

2498
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:13,280
But I didn't really have them and lose them.

2499
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,840
But yes, they were worth millions.

2500
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:16,920
All right.

2501
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,800
I think we're wrapping up the pre-show.

2502
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,640
Oh, we are.

2503
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,960
It is pre-show.

2504
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:22,960
Yeah.

2505
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:23,800
All right.

2506
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,960
Before we hang up, I wanted to bring up

2507
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,520
one thing about the Williamsburg.

2508
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,840
Need some music.

2509
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:30,360
Cute.

2510
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,840
I didn't rush through mine.

2511
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,200
I just finished mine up a couple of minutes ago.

2512
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,320
And it got better.

2513
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,000
No, it didn't.

2514
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,760
But I ended up taking a big swig, big pull.

2515
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:42,640
I pulled the rest of it.

2516
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,160
It was more than half of it.

2517
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:45,320
Was it coconut?

2518
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:46,560
No, I did not taste coconut.

2519
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:47,240
No, OK.

2520
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:53,560
I think it was a lot of Bourbons will, you're kind of like,

2521
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,920
this one didn't do it.

2522
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,200
So you just want to take one more parting shot at the Bourbon.

2523
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,160
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

2524
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,160
No, I mean, it's not a bad thing.

2525
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,240
We established that it's a mixer.

2526
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:08,000
Well, I just want to reinforce that.

2527
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,600
OK.

2528
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,280
Thanks for that.

2529
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:11,680
Thanks for sharing.

2530
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,280
All right, we'll see you on the flip side.

2531
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:13,920
All right.

2532
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:16,920
We'll do it like us.us