Oh, yeah.
Smooth.
Smooth jazz.
Gold 45.
Oh, man.
I like that.
Did you see me spooch out that petroleum jelly?
Not your ass.
All right.
Welcome to our first February edition.
Did you say my ass?
This is our first February edition.
It is.
All right.
I thought we had it last week.
Okay, I'm just kidding.
We're doing our second February edition, but first post Super Bowl.
That's what I thought.
There you go.
I see what you mean.
Yeah.
I feel it's only – I think we should – I need to clarify that petroleum jelly was just
like this little lotion I was putting on my hands.
So, Shawn's continuing to struggle with some sort of hand chap issue.
He's got hand, like –
I do.
It's weird.
Gonorrhea or something.
It started happening within the last year.
It's kind of weird.
I need to go to the doctor.
I'm just – I don't know what the deal is.
You know what it is.
I'm a little nervous that it may be something serious.
Dry hands is a symptom of something serious?
Like a subsidiary of Roger Cockoff.
It could be Roger Hands Off.
I don't know.
Could be.
Well, I guess you need to find out.
All right.
Well, welcome, everybody, tonight.
Let's see.
What are we opening with?
We are opening with our bourbon of the night.
I got to say, I'm –
It was one of the more expensive bottles, I believe.
Was it really?
Oh, no.
It was –
I thought it was like 30 bucks.
It was on par.
I don't know.
Yeah, it was on par with the other bourbons that we buy.
20 to 30 bucks.
So this is a sour mash.
And what really drew your attention to it was it had coconut oil?
Well, right.
So they had – you know how they have the little card at Total Wine where it says it
has, you know –
Essence of this.
Essence of that.
So I love coconut.
So – and you don't ever find a coconut in a bourbon.
And I'm like, ah, what the hell.
Let's try it.
There's no coconut in here.
I don't smell, taste anything coconut in this.
Well, maybe it's – well, I mean, maybe they put coconut – maybe they rub down the
barrels on coconut oil.
I don't know.
What it is is old Williamsburg, all right?
And it is a sour mash bourbon whiskey.
Let's see.
Do we know where it's made?
Is it Kentucky?
It's not – it's not Kentucky.
I'm almost ashamed to say it's a California bourbon.
Oh, that's why.
If I had known that, I probably would have –
Great.
You're funding the Lunatics out there.
Let's see.
It's bottled by Royal Liquors, and it's bottled in New Jersey.
So, anyway, all right.
So a little breakdown.
I don't have the sour – I don't have the mash bill.
But here's some of the – here's some of the – what it's supposed to like, you
know, smace-like.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
Oh, here we go.
The aroma.
All right, it says, the aroma is spiced apple relish, roasted corn, and smoked.
What?
The flavor is a toasted rye with apple butter, candied ginger, and caramel.
I don't think my palate's sophisticated enough to taste any of that.
Okay, me neither.
I don't think the bourbon itself is – it's –
It's not real flavorful.
So here is the interesting part.
It says, bottom line.
Ready?
Bottom line is a solid, cock-tailing bourbon.
So this is a mixing bourbon.
Yeah, it's a mixing bourbon.
It's a mixing bourbon.
Yeah, that'd be good for a good mix.
Yeah, sure.
You know, it's nice and coke.
Maybe that's what –
It says it's a solid, cock-tailing bourbon that hits all the marks.
All right, but there you have it.
So nothing special, but it's not bad.
Oh, it's not a bad bourbon.
And drinking it straight is –
So the logo on here says, Old Williamsburg, a hamlet, was the county seat for the city
of Brooklyn late in the 19th century.
The mansions and breweries of beer barons lined the shores of the East River.
Bourbon hand distilled in private stills – in other words, bathtubs –
Toys.
This is a moonshine.
Bottled especially for the privileged – was the drink of choice.
I don't know.
All right, well, there you have it.
That's our bourbon segment.
And it's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's not meant to be – it doesn't stack up to straight bourbon – other straight
bourbons, right?
Well, some of the ones that – again, I've said this before.
I think that we've progressed past the beginner bourbons.
Look at us.
And is this 80 proof?
It is.
And we've progressed past the 80 proof.
And the ones that we seem to like now are 100 –
Old Williamsburg bourbon.
Something.
Interesting.
Right?
So that's what, 115 proof or something like that?
Are we sure – this is a question.
I'm not challenging.
Are we sure that 80 proof means it's not worthy of drinking it straight?
Is that what you're saying?
No.
Because it's not –
It's usually not as complex.
Okay.
No.
I think the less the strength as far as proof-wise go, the less the flavors are able to pop out.
That's just what I'm thinking.
Because usually the stronger it is, the more that the vapors come out and really get into your nose in a tag.
This is very light.
So, yeah, I can see why they're saying it's acceptable across the board with cocktail parties.
The mixing bourbon.
You want a bourbon on the rocks, there you go.
It's nice, clean.
You can't complain.
It's not horrible.
Yeah, no, it's not.
You want a bourbon Williamsburg and Coke.
Yeah, but if you want something good and flairful to sip on, that would be the one.
That wouldn't be the one.
In your smoking jacket next to the fire.
Next to my Cuban cigar.
But this right here, this old Williamsburg, the 750-milliliter, it's actually – is it made in Kentucky?
Kentucky.
I thought you said it wasn't.
Well, it does say from Kentucky.
Well, scroll down.
They have some elite styles.
Oh, I see.
Those aren't Williamsburg.
I thought there was a better class of Williamsburg.
Like a family.
A family of bourbons.
Well, yeah, that and, you know, like they usually dumb down some of the bourbons to make it 80-proof.
Well, yeah, they water.
Well, you told us that story at Wild Turkey.
Wild Turkey.
Yeah.
They said to go from the what, the 101 to the 80, they simply add water.
Yeah.
Well, that's the old-fashioned cocktail drink recipe.
We need to bring up some of that so we can have old-fashioned one evening.
Yeah, that'd be fine.
Yeah.
I've got the bitters.
I always have to drink.
Someone wants to bring some orange.
You know, I would say that people that like bourbon.
I've got simple syrup.
That's a great point.
People that like bourbon, probably more mix than drink straight.
Yeah.
By far.
Oh, yeah.
So we shouldn't, you know, discount that.
How about next week we plan on doing some old-fashioned up here in our new tumblers.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
Give it a shot.
So what all goes into it.
So I've got the simple syrup.
I've got the bitters.
And we've got the bourbon.
So someone just bring some oranges.
We're good to go.
I have brought this up before.
You know, I always do my drinks with Coke, right?
Coke or Sprite.
And I'm trying to cut back on the sugar, right?
And you were talking about SodaStream and.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
You were going to take that.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot.
But what about simple syrup?
All that is is sugar and water.
Yeah, it's pure sugar.
So can I just make, you know, pour bourbon and put a little bit of simple sugar in there
and be done with it?
Yep.
And maybe add some carbonated water if I really want to.
Yeah.
So that's a good point.
So I'm going to put some of that in there.
So I'm going to take, you know, pour bourbon and put a little bit of sugar, simple sugar
in there and certainly be done with it.
Yep.
And maybe add some carbonated water if I want the carbonation.
So it'd be sweet for the spirit of the occasion.
I would dive in so that we all have a uniform sample of what an old fashioned is.
And then maybe on the second one, if you want to be light.
No, no, no, no.
I don't mean in old fat when we make old fashioned.
Because I'm trying to find a substitute for Coke and Sprite, to be honest.
So I was wondering if simple syrup is that and carbonated water is.
When I make simple syrup, it's one cup of sugar, one cup of water.
There you go.
And you just heat it on low and it melts.
And I keep it in the jar downstairs.
No kidding.
Yep.
All right.
And it's like a, it looks like water.
It's a real thick viscous water.
You do it with brown sugar?
Why not?
You can do it with all kinds of things.
You could flavor it.
You could throw ginger in there and have ginger simple syrup.
You could throw whatever in there and have a flavored simple syrup.
Yeah.
So yeah, you could do brown sugar.
All right.
So yeah.
All right.
Well, all right.
That's our opening, our opening bourbon.
And I thought we would segue into significant events in the last week.
And obviously the Super Bowl.
Right.
Yeah.
We all watched Super Bowl Sunday and the game was kind of boring.
If you ask me.
Yeah, I really thought it was going to be closer.
I thought I really thought that Mahomes was going to make some sort of amazing
comeback and make it an exciting game.
Wow.
I think part of that problem was his offensive line.
I think I heard his two tackles were out.
There's two starting tackles.
He had at least two of his starting linemen out.
He was on the run.
He was the whole game.
He was scrambling.
So it's kind of hard.
And usually he still excels in that environment.
I think the Tampa Bay defense.
But man, Tampa Bay stepped up big time.
I got to tell you, as much as he was scrambling, there were he made incredible attempts.
Yeah, he did.
To reach his receivers.
I mean, running, falling down, just these insane throws were just out of the reach.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It's amazing.
Yeah, he was falling down, getting crushed by guys and still somehow a receiver had some
hands on it somehow.
Yeah.
You're right.
So.
You know, the next Tom Brady.
Hopefully, if he stays healthy, he got hurt last year, not this past year, but the previous
year he got hurt.
So hopefully.
Yeah, we'll see.
And he signed that crazy contract.
Five hundred million dollars.
Was it five hundred million dollars?
Ten ten years.
Ten years.
Fifty, fifty million.
That's unheard of for a football player, man.
How could you not sign that?
Oh, yeah, no, you have to.
And then all the stipulations on it, he's not allowed to play basketball.
He's not allowed to do this.
Ten years.
I'm fine.
I'll be 30s.
Then I can play basketball.
Yeah, I do it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Roma was was huge on playing basketball.
Well, he was he's just an athlete.
I think Roma was a better athlete than most people give him credit for, even though he
doesn't look like it.
He's a really he's a good golfer.
He's a good golfer.
We know that he was a good quarterback.
Some opinionated people.
I mean, he played very long.
I'm not a Cowboys fan, but he started for seven years.
OK, seven years, seven years.
He started for seven years.
And then then what happened?
He retired.
Well, he got injured, got injured and then Dak took over and he just never played again.
He just retired at the end of that season.
Yeah.
And then became even more popular as a commentator.
Yes.
Well, the messed up thing about it was the way they did it.
They you know, there was an opportunity for Roma to come back.
And I think the coaching staff or management didn't have the balls to have the conversation
with them because, you know, the thing is that Tony Romo was he was he was not successful
with the Dallas Cowboys.
Right.
You know, they were always on the cusp of making the playoffs.
And if they made the playoffs, they didn't make it past the first game.
But I don't think they made the playoffs.
They did a couple of times during his tenure, but they lost first first game.
So it's just, you know, he wasn't he wasn't excelling in it.
I don't know who you throw stones at with that.
You know, I don't know.
But he was ready to come back and, you know, he was healthy and that he just had, you know,
Dak was doing good.
So it's just like, you know, but you know what?
For his career, like like his life, much better move.
Oh, my God, he hosted the Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah.
Much better move.
He's going to live a lot longer than he would have played another three or four years.
Pumped the brakes here.
Mr. Producer, pull up Tony Romo and wet spot.
Well, so evidently, when he was when he was talking,
some other people's attention were on other parts of his crotch.
Yes.
Oh, he was sweating.
Did he urinate?
He has a total wet spot in a very inappropriate place.
Oh, there it is.
That's a stain.
Well, look at looking over here.
He's got like left spooge stain on his.
Yeah, well, that looks like it was a little accented, but that's kind of like interesting.
He could have said he could have said we stop looking at that now.
Kind of make me uncomfortable.
Well, see if we can pull up another one.
That was kind of a weird one.
Well, I don't want to see a different version of it.
You don't want to see Tony Romo's crotch.
Not really.
Waste crotch.
Not really that into it.
Well, whatever.
There's a lot of Cowboys fans that will.
My wife brought that up.
She said, Oh, my God, you see Tony Romo's wet spot?
I did not.
Yeah, I passed on that.
I did not focus on his on his wiener.
Well, his wiener didn't like you can't hear the wet spot.
Maybe slosh it was walking down the hallway.
Okay.
And other highlights from the Super Bowl was this streaker guy.
Oh, yeah.
That was cool.
I forget his name, but he I missed it completely.
I think it was eating.
So he wore an outfit that I've got that same outfit.
Yes, you're wearing it now.
I am streaking our podcast.
Yuri Andre is his name.
So is he like is he American?
Is he a European dude?
What's the story behind this guy?
Do you think his ball sack is just like hanging out?
Vitality, vitality, uncensored.
And apparently that's not the first time that company has
sponsored, quote, sponsored a streaker.
Apparently there was also that's a thing.
There's a high profile soccer game.
You're going to have to look it up for us, Mr.
Producer.
But vitality is a vitally.
I don't.
I guess the vitality is it vitality?
I don't think it is.
Z.
Vitality, vitality.
And the one thing is like a thong.
So whatever.
Oh, why?
There we go.
Uncensored, uncensored.
Oh, they're saying cast.
Oh, my God.
Episodes.
So this is a show.
I heard anything about this.
This is a TV series.
Go to IMDb right there.
Yeah.
I saw it earlier.
There we go.
It is right there.
No, no, no.
Third one down.
There we go.
The TV series, vitally uncensored.
What the hell?
That's weird.
So it was this.
OK, so this was a publicity stunt.
Yeah, but there's nothing there.
There's nothing there.
I don't know.
So they may have locked all this down in an effort.
To keep people from doing it again.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, it is Google for a while.
I had heard.
I had heard that this same group,
or I guess it's a group, not a company.
And he's calling out for uncensorship.
Yeah, that's true.
So I'm sure Google's trying to keep the American folks down.
But I saw the clip.
I think you guys sent me the clip of when he was taken down.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A little butt cheek.
He's totally wearing a thong.
Boy, that is like riding a beat.
That's not a thong.
That's like, yeah.
That's like in the crack.
That's a onesie.
That's way up in there.
God.
OK, can we?
So hold on.
On the bottom left, is that his wife?
Why are we?
I don't know.
Anyway, so when he was taken down,
it was potentially vicious hit by the security guard.
Oh, yeah.
Left his feet.
And if it had been a helmet-to-helmet contact,
There is right there.
It would not have been good.
I love these overzealous security guards or off-duty cops.
But he used to play football.
You know, he's like, I'm taking him down.
Yeah, he just got all sucked up in it.
You've said that several times, and I totally disagree.
I think that...
It's not necessary.
I think you need to hammer that dude.
No.
Not only for the fact to, you know, to prevent people,
hey, look, this isn't something that you want to do.
Right.
But...
Discourage other people.
Oh, yeah.
He could have keistered a pipe bomb up his butt
and blown it up in front of everybody.
Yeah.
You never know what's going on.
That's what I was thinking.
And he could have a gun.
There are so many different things.
And then he could be like, oh, my God, he was right there.
All he had to do was pound his ass.
The first time, when they first showed him on the screen,
I was thinking, he's got an explosive anal probe.
That's the first thing I thought of.
I bet it's at least a 12-inch pipe bomb.
12-inch? What the hell?
Somebody was making the joke that he...
Turn it up a little bit.
Somebody should sign him up.
Oh, that's what Tony Romo said.
Sign him up, or somebody said, sign him up.
Yeah.
Yeah, he scored.
He got across the goal line.
That's true. He did.
Yeah.
I think that security guard, I think he did the right thing.
Now, was his technique flawed?
Possibly.
Yeah.
But...
Look at some of those heavy guys.
They're like...
They don't have a prayer.
No, but this guy...
I mean, that's a clown show.
That guy looked like Warren Sapp
while we were going over the 30-yard line.
It's like a clown show.
Oh, look at that other...
Oh, look at the other cop, like, thinking he's...
Oh, go back.
You got to back that up a little bit.
They have five guys on him.
And here comes this...
Okay, hold on.
One, two, three.
And this other one just kind of jumps in on the action
like he's going to be the guy that finally subdues him.
He should have, like, Supermaned it right on top of him.
Just, like, flown in.
That's so stupid.
You know what that also makes me think of
is another NFL player in the news was the Seahawks guy.
Oh, yeah.
What was that story?
The offensive lineman.
I can't remember his name.
The Seahawks.
Yeah, he got busted.
That guy's massive.
He got busted for abusing his girlfriend.
Yeah.
He just got arrested, and he is a large man.
312 pounds.
Yeah, there he is right there.
Chad Wheeler.
He's a white dude.
And he's 6'7", 320 pounds or something ridiculous like that.
He's probably loaded.
Loaded, drunk or high.
And he severely abused his girlfriend.
Not cool.
Choked her out.
Apparently she blacked out.
And from what I've read anyway, that the girlfriend came back.
Well, some of those women like to be choked out.
She did not.
Stop.
They do.
Oh, my God.
It's part of an orgasm thing.
I mean, I'm not into it, but some people are.
Yeah, but when it turns into domestic abuse
and, like, a phone call to the police.
I don't know.
I mean, this is the first time I've heard of this.
This is not that situation.
No.
So, and you've got to think, 6'7", 320 pounds,
and his girlfriend's probably, you know, 5 1 1 2 feet tall, maybe.
Who knows?
Actually, she's 7'2".
She's bigger than he is.
Yeah.
And he is actually filing counter charges
because she was very rough with him.
So, anyway, the cops went there to arrest him.
And it took three of them to wrestle him down in his...
I think they were in his bathroom.
And he's so large that he was long...
He couldn't fit in his bathroom.
So they were on top of him.
And he started to stand up with three cops on him.
He was just like, OK, I'm going to get up now.
He started getting up, and they tased his ass.
They said it didn't faze him.
And they eventually got his arm to where they could cuff him.
But it took three of them.
They said that he was just...
What a mess.
He was way strong and just large.
So was he under the influence?
They didn't say.
You have to assume.
But still.
But he should be able to sign a big contract after this, don't you think?
Who's the guy that the Cowboys signed?
He just told her.
Who's the guy that the Cowboys signed?
Dude, he's done.
After he got convicted of abusing his girlfriend.
And he's got a big contract?
No, Cowboys signed him about three or four years ago.
Oh, OK.
Like a second chance type of deal?
Yeah, and he started, and the Cowboys got a bunch of grief for it.
Well, people make mistakes.
I mean, we don't know the circumstances.
It may come out later on that maybe she was trying to get off with a little asphyxiation.
Oh, God.
I doubt it.
I'm seriously doubting that.
There was one famous Spanish artist that died.
I think he's admitted it.
Yeah, they had an interview with her where he was abusive.
OK, so what is it?
Something about Bill, the martial artist.
Oh, yeah, the guy that died in Thailand.
Yeah, so he died because he was...
Would you stop?
It's a thing.
OK, but this is...
The fact that you're denying it is why...
No, no, no, no.
No, what I'm...
Again, absolutely, that is definitely a sexual fetish.
And yes, apparently it heightens your orgasm when you are...
Oh, so you...
It's called autoerotic asphyxiation.
Oh, God.
You don't even have a piece of paper in front of you.
How do you rat in this shit off?
Paul told me earlier, and I'm just recalling it.
It's so much fun, guys.
Well, isn't that how...
You have not experienced sex until you start choking yourself out.
Isn't that how Michael Hutchins died?
Who's that?
I have no idea who that is.
The lead singer of NXS.
Wow.
They found him.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Well, and they said it was suicide.
And this... OK, let's find out who this other guy is.
He did that karate show.
Oh, so there was a name of the movie, Wild Bill...
No, it's a TV show.
David Carradine?
Yes, David Carradine, yeah.
So they found him in a hotel in Thailand,
and same kind of thing.
The rumors were he killed himself.
And then it came out that, well, it wasn't really intentional.
It was an asphyxiation thing.
Yeah.
Right.
Hold on.
So by himself?
Yeah, that's how...
So he's whacking to the oldies asphyxiation?
Well, that's how...
That's kind of how it happens, right?
You rig it by yourself, and then you fall,
and then there's no one there to help you.
Yeah, that guy right there.
Yeah, that's what happened also, supposedly, to the NXS lead singer.
Yeah.
That's pretty bad.
I'm a big NXS fan.
I'm trying to think of...
What is the name of that Kung Fu movie he was in?
Kill Bill.
That's what it was.
God bless it.
Yeah.
Well, there you have it.
I did not know he died.
David Carradine?
Yeah, I didn't know he...
He died quite some time ago.
I didn't know he did that.
And that's the sensitivity of the issue, right?
So then there are people thinking that he killed himself,
but he didn't really kill himself,
but the family doesn't want people to know
that what really happened was that he was doing that.
So it's kind of a...
Yeah, it's not a good way to go.
I never watched the Kung Fu.
Did you?
I didn't.
I was begging in the late 70s, I think.
I never, ever watched it.
But he was like a loner,
and he'd walk off into the sunset or something.
No, that was the Incredible Hulk.
No!
David Banner.
But what was the premise behind it?
Did he go around helping people,
and then he would walk away and go somewhere else?
With a real sad music playing?
Yeah.
What the hell?
What were you talking about?
The Incredible Hulk.
I never watched this show.
Hell, I don't know.
I knew that one, but David Carradine?
I thought that's what the premise of the show was.
So he was on a show.
What show was he on?
What show are you talking about?
Kung Fu.
Incredible Hulk.
Is that the name of the show?
Would you stop it?
Kung Fu?
Yes.
Talking about Kung Fu.
Oh, okay.
I've never heard of it.
Kung Fu is the name of the show.
Yeah, you didn't know?
That's what he's known for.
What did you think he was known for?
I just thought he was a martial artist
that was on a lot of movies.
No, he started...
I don't know where he started, but Kung Fu was it.
He was bald, and I never watched it.
So it's like it was the 70s?
Yes.
Well, I've never seen it.
Yeah, I haven't either.
Well, maybe we have to revisit it to see if it holds up to today.
It's probably going to be awful.
Anyway...
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that guy.
That's not David Carradine.
All right, so what were some other things that happened in the news?
Well, hold on.
Let's back up a little.
Let's get that striker still, because we got a little more background on why he did it
and how...
Well, we don't know.
Well, he did it for the money.
He did.
Oh, yeah, you said he's claiming that he made a bet.
Well, it was...
Didn't you pull it up there?
That he made...
He bet on the...
I don't know where he bet, but the odds were like crazy odds.
I don't know what it was, but he ended up dropping a couple thousand and won $375,000.
That is crazy.
He went...
I don't know if you go to Vegas, but he made a bet that there would be a striker, and he
ended up being the striker, which made him win the money.
Oh, go up just a little bit.
Go up.
That's right there.
Sounds...
So is that kind of like Pete Rose betting against himself?
Yeah, basically.
So no bookie in their right mind would take $50,000 limits on that, nowhere close.
So what is that?
What are they saying that he wouldn't?
Because it had $750 to one odds that the game would have a striker.
Okay, and it says, it seems unlikely a Vegas book would have taken that level of action
on a prop bet.
So a prop bet is like a...
Right, because basically you could do what we're talking about.
I'm going to bet that someone does this, and then you're the one who does it.
So you basically have to force the thing to happen.
Yeah, well, I don't see how that's...
Yeah, I may kind of go BS on that.
Yeah, me too.
Let's fact check this.
That's fake news.
Well, I mean, it's pretty good.
That's what he's claiming.
Well, what's the alternative?
So the facts scroll up a little bit with that Valt got busted.
He may have made a bunch of money for this.
Vitaly uncensored.
He may have made money doing this, but on a bet?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
That's what he's claiming, but whatever.
I don't know.
Yeah, that was crazy.
You know, you got a little snippet.
You're just watching the screen.
We see this little hot pink flash that went by.
I was like, wait a minute, that wasn't a flag.
I remember, I don't know if it was a couple of times, maybe just one other time,
that the game was a game.
I don't remember what sport it was, that it was interrupted, but you never saw it.
And you're like, what's going on?
And then they would keep talking, and then you find out all the players are looking around.
You're like, oh, okay, somebody's on the field, but you don't see it.
This one, you saw him as playing his day running across the field.
I didn't see any of that.
I must have been in the kitchen eating.
No, you just looked away for a second.
It was only on a second.
Well, they moved away.
I mean, they panned away.
What part of the game was it?
Oh, man.
Well, I guess what period?
Not exact time, but first half?
I think it was after the second half.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it was the second half.
It doesn't matter because it's all over YouTube.
Yeah, there you go.
I miss it so much.
I mean, if I got tickets to the Super Bowl, I would want to at least watch a half.
Yeah.
Before I get thrown in the can.
There you go.
I mean, can you guys ever remember a significant streaker story?
Like if somebody says, oh, yeah, I remember that when the streaker ran across the blah, blah, blah.
Is that ever?
There is one.
Back when I was growing up watching baseball, there was a blonde lady with, as Paul puts it, she was very busty.
I didn't say that.
Anyway, she was.
Jugecious.
She was very.
And.
What was her name?
Ma?
Morgana?
Morgana.
And she, I don't know if she wasn't necessarily a streaker.
She would just wear a tight t-shirt and shorts, and she was just very buxom.
She would be sitting off on like the.
According to the pictures there, she would run out there onto the field and kiss players.
She would sit in the same spot.
So she had she would sit like in the the the first base fence line and right in the front row.
Right.
And she would just kind of climb over the wall right next to the ball boy.
He's over there.
Go kiss somebody.
And yeah, the kiss and ban that they called her.
She's wearing a tube top there.
How is that possible?
Anyway, magnets.
She yeah, that was that's the one that I remember just because it happened.
You know, they didn't think about it.
Look, they're all laughing.
Yeah, but she'd no threat.
She'd not getting tackled.
Nobody's leaving their feet trying to kill her.
Well, the I don't have an issue with that rent a cop or whatever.
That guy was out of control, man.
They'd bounce off those boobs.
But I just remember that.
And there was no Internet back then to where you can watch it.
It's just you're watching like I'd watch it to that Cincinnati Reds game.
What the deal was?
I mean, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
That's Nolan Ryan to the left, to the left, to the left, right down.
What is that?
Is that her?
There's a picture of her.
And there's like censored.
Oh, good Lord.
She did those pictures.
I don't think that's her.
I don't think so.
Good Lord.
I like her cream.
Yeah, it's got to be her.
So but what is the what is the reason?
I mean, is it just for the attention, just for the publicity?
I don't know.
Make money.
I don't know.
She was called the kissing bandit.
She was trying to get more followers.
So if that were the reverse, let's say there's a a female basketball team going on
and you've got some sort of guy running out there with no shirt on all well endowed and muscular.
He's going up to the girls and he's like tennis match or something.
Whatever.
And, you know, and he grabs them and he kisses them hard.
Yeah, there wouldn't be any giggling.
They'd be tackled.
He'd be shot.
Yeah.
Marlins.
So I wonder when the last how she was born in forty seven female privilege.
So.
Double standard blonde big bucks and women can get away with anything they can.
So unfair.
Yeah, it is.
Sean wants boobs now.
No, you know, I'd say hey, maybe that's the driving thing behind the transgender.
Don't do so.
They could do that.
Yeah.
So he can be the kissing bandit.
Boobs don't do anything for me.
I mean, they're they're fun to look at, but they don't do anything for me.
Oh, right.
I don't sit there and look at more of a fuck guy.
And you don't for play either.
You know, well, I mean, I'm ready.
You don't.
Wow.
OK, so back to the Super Bowl.
We watched some of the commercials and I think we all got tired of being preached at.
Yeah, it got waged to pretty woke.
I heard.
I really enjoyed that.
I heard Bruce Springsteen had an exceptionally woke.
I'm glad I didn't see that.
I didn't see it either, but I heard someone talking about he's calling for unity.
And I'm like, oh, God, really?
You're one to call for unity after all the bullshit you said during the Trump years.
So the whole the whole Super Bowl, there is a theme of that is is was that.
But the commercials, I don't want to focus on any of that bullshit.
The ones that I really enjoyed were the rocket mortgage with Tracy Morgan, where he was
a couple would come in and go, well, maybe it's I can't remember the line, but it's almost it was good.
It's almost maybe we'll get close enough kind of a thing.
And he would give them these different scenarios of all ending horribly.
All of them.
And his facial expressions were classic.
They sold it like Tracy Morgan, the one crawling on the ceiling.
And they're like, well, maybe she'll go away or something.
Right. And then he just turns around and looks at him like makes that face.
Oh, that was great. Or or or when they're ramping over the bridge.
Tracy Morgan. We almost made it.
He's just like, I don't think so.
But you know what? I was a little I mean, and again, I don't want to get into, you know,
negativity about it, but but what does everybody think about when they talk about the Super Bowl?
It's funny, funny commercials.
Why would they ever go away from that?
Why? Because they're ignorant to what they want to press their agenda so much that they.
Yeah, they they're they're not listening to their viewers.
Yeah. I mean, the big thing, I mean, I'll tell you, like some of the the Doritos commercials,
the the Budweiser Bud. Why?
Sure. You know, the frogs are frogs.
Yeah, it was always about it was about being comically it was about being comically creative.
That's what it was about. It's not. Well, real some of the more real.
And the genius.
This one goes out to you, baseball fans, Subway sandwich seller.
Wow, that was good.
That actually was pretty good. Yeah. But don't do it again.
So I agree. I think the quality has really dropped.
I think the rocket mortgage was well done.
I didn't see the Clydesdale one.
There's always a Clydesdale one. I didn't see that one.
Yeah. Well, no, there should have been.
But there wasn't. Well, there was.
Although I don't think so.
I think the point of that that point of that article was that there wasn't one.
Clydesdale. Yeah. Well, you know, first of all, Budweiser sales aren't where they need to be anyways.
So I think that's one that they can't afford it.
Well, maybe, maybe not. You know, they had several.
Well, whatever. I don't know about the tax write off, how that works.
But there was a one this year. Just all in all, they had commercials.
And how the Bush had commercials, but they didn't have Clydesdale.
Go ahead. Well, I just over the overall because I mean, everyone's taking a poll.
That's the biggest thing.
Not only is the Super Bowl going on with the most fantastic games on the planet, right?
You also have the most fantastic commercials of the year.
It's supposed to be debuted right there. It's supposed to be.
So you got you got your little checklist.
You're doing it's like there should be like a little post game where you're tallying up who had the best commercial.
Right. And that was not there. It wasn't there.
I agree. It was empty. And instead you had, like you said, all these woke commercials of these people that think they know life better than you.
Well, it was funny is like we started out, you know, it always starts out this way.
Everybody's glued to the TV. They want to see the good commercials.
And then like I like that by the third commercial break, people like I'm out.
Nobody was really paying attention to the TV after that.
Yeah. What about the halftime? Oh, geez.
You know, I would put in the terrible. I would know.
Terrible got hundreds of guys walking around with a jockstrap on their face.
Terrible. All right. Well, what the hell was that?
What was that? What was that? Terrible. I don't know.
What was that about? What was apparently they explained it and I didn't even bother clicking on it.
Well, I was I don't think I didn't care. I don't think the weekend either had diapers or jockstraps.
I don't think he's a big enough musical star to warrant the halftime show.
So I wonder, I wonder if what was his name? The Weeknd.
So there was this there was this there was this movement that nobody was going to perform
because that was their way of protesting the Black Lives Matter or whatever.
You know, I think there was I think there was I think there was.
And so this guy kind of broke through the lines. And if that's the case, I applaud him for that.
Well, true. If that's the case, I want he performed.
I agree with that. But but apparently some people got on him for that.
Well, I give him credit for that, then. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't care. I don't know much of his music.
You know, you know what I've always thought would be funny or be a very entertaining halftime would be Carol Burnett show.
Tim Gunway. Well, they would be Barbie Corman.
Gilligan's Island. They I'm trying to think that got not fucking forgot the name.
Yes. The cast of Gilligan's Island all knew that.
No, I'm serious. Can we be real? Sorry to interrupt you.
You cannot top that, especially Gilligan. This is how.
Oh, come on. All right. You had the floor. I forgot.
I did. You said it would be really cool.
But it's one of those singing shows. It's like they had a I forgot the goddamn name of it.
Gong show. No, it's a singing show where the cast is all singing these fucking songs.
What? America's got a phone. Like Lee. Yes.
America's got a Lee. I think that'd be funny. I think that'd be great.
Didn't they do? I'm with you. Was there anything like that in the past?
Do people love Greece? They love Glee. They love a like a Broadway musical, a compilation of sing along songs that are all family friendly.
Yeah. Like Neil Diamond. I mean, I'm not saying we have to like get out there like with Katy Perry did have the dancing fucking sharks.
What the hell was that all about? Crotches thrust in the face.
Yeah. And then you have the Black Panthers with. Yes. What is her name?
And Beyonce. Beyonce. And the thing is, I enjoy Beyonce's voice.
I think she has a great one. That young black gentleman that was on Bruno Mars.
Yeah, he was a good one. He's a great singer.
But the whole thing back and forth was kind of like the way they were dancing.
Hold on. I want to say it just it was very.
Racist. I don't think that's the right word.
Racist. I did say that, but I misspoke.
It's not it wasn't racist. It was just.
Ethnic sentient centric.
It was inappropriate to focus.
It was just inappropriate. Are we talking about are we talking about Bruno Mars?
The halftime show from like four or five years ago.
What was inappropriate about that one? I don't remember that. I don't either.
I was thinking you're talking about J. Lo and Sheep Girl. What's her name?
It just sheep girl.
What's her name? Shakira.
What are you doing? Say Shakira again.
I want to know why you go like into a. That was authentic pronunciation.
That's what I was thinking. It cost you to have a stroke.
It was like a Black Panthers kind of thing.
That was Beyonce. Oh, OK. So that was Bruno Mars and Beyonce. Yeah.
That's why I was going to show it just had a negative connotation for my perception of it.
I don't remember that. Yeah, I'm with you.
But I mean, I enjoy both of their them as artists.
I just didn't like what they were representing. She is beautiful, man.
She's got a lot of energy. Yeah. They once. Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's an unfortunate shot right there.
Look at that guy's head is what I mean.
Oh, anyway, why is that unfortunate? Yeah, I think Bruno Mars is extremely talented.
I like his stuff. Very talented. I like him.
All right. Well, there's the Super Bowl for you.
Yeah. And they had the what do you think of the national anthem?
That wasn't my favorite. Was that the one with the country singer and the R&B singer?
Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan. I thought you jamming on a guitar.
That was God Bless America. Oh, OK. Or This Land is Your Land or My Land or something like that.
Two two two very different songs.
But I like Lady Gaga performed. She was incredible. She was.
She did fantastic. That was actually one of my favorite half time shows of all time was Lady Gaga,
because she was she sang it like it was none of it was lip synced.
She was awesome. Yeah, she was good. She's quite the performer.
Oh, there's Katy Perry and the stupid sharks. Yeah.
What was that all about? She's are those the ones from that the comic book, the comic baby shark?
No, no, no. That was that from Jabber Jaw.
Oh, Jabber Jaw. Is that what the.
I don't know why I said that. I shouldn't let's talk.
Hannah Barbera cartoons. No, no, I'm out. I got to go, guys.
Listen, it was a fun night.
All right. Let's talk about other things that happen.
Are you ready to move on to other? I don't know.
I'm trying to think there's so much there's so much going on right now.
I mean, anybody watching anything about the impeachment trial?
I'm not watching any of that shit.
Me neither.
It's a joke.
I see these little snippets here and there.
I'm trying not to watch it.
And it's just a waste of time.
It's an absolute waste of time.
I just don't understand why.
All they're trying to do is just drag his name
through the mud.
That's all they're doing.
What I don't get is he's out of office,
yet the only thing you hear about is Trump.
Well, we don't hear anything about Biden.
But again, they're trying to keep him from running in 2024.
Still, move on.
That's the only reason why they're doing it.
They're looking long term.
So you think when this impeachment trial is done,
you will not hear any Trump news?
Well, you'll probably hear.
You will.
He'll be the reason why things are bad.
Of course.
He'll be the reason why things are horrible.
I think they can't get Trump out of their system.
He's the perfect scapegoat.
He is.
And they hate him so much, they won't be able to let it go.
Yeah.
He's going to see more Trump news than you will Biden news.
From the perspective of the impeachment trial
and the Democrats and Pelosi and all that kind of stuff,
it is 100% geared around trying to keep him out
of the presidency for 2024.
That's the only reason why they're doing it.
I mean, that's why they have skin in the game here.
That's why they're willing to spend this money and the time
and have it be a huge distraction and hugely
divisive for the country.
That's why they're doing it.
I don't see how they could vote that this is constitutional.
Yeah.
It's personal.
It's unbelievable.
It's not constitutional.
It's personal.
Anyway, I'm not going to talk about it because it's bull.
And I don't know.
Oh, I didn't read that headline.
Senate agrees that the trial is constitutional.
Six Republicans went over.
That is constitutional to impeach somebody
that's no longer in office.
Correct.
Which means now you can go after private citizens
after they have left office to make sure they never
hold office again.
Right again.
So in the 1880s, there was a Congressman senior.
There was a Congressman in the 1880s.
You're never going to run again.
I'm running again.
I'm 117 and dammit.
And I'm dead.
Is he dead?
Yes, he's dead.
Oh, now I feel like an ass.
But his wife still, no, she died too.
Where have I been?
I don't know.
I got COVID.
I can't remember any of this shit anymore.
All right, let's move on.
I don't want to talk about politics.
Politics suck.
You guys just said someone?
George Bush Senior.
Senior is dead.
And his wife.
You know who else died last week or the week before?
Who's that dude from Save by the Bell?
Screech.
Yeah.
They said he has cancer.
And boom, a week later, 44 years old.
Yeah, that was sad.
Was it lung cancer?
Lung cancer.
Which is crazy.
I wonder if he was a smoker.
I was a little older, so I didn't watch a whole lot
of Save by the Bell.
But I remember in college.
His name is Dustin Diamond.
Yes.
Dustin Diamond.
What a great name.
I wonder if that's a stage name.
It probably is.
I think it's really like Dustin Goldschmidt or something
like that.
Excuse me, another type of metal?
Yes.
Or precious.
Precious commodity.
Dustin Platinum, yes.
His name is Chrome Steel.
No, Strontium.
Strontium.
Hi, my name is Goldstrontium.
That's the dude's, I guess, official periodic table.
He was 13 years on the show, Save by the Bell.
How long?
13.
13 seasons.
Every time I saw it, I never watched the show.
But whenever I saw it, I literally was embarrassed.
Well, they had Save by the Bell college years.
Yeah.
It really jumped the shark.
It just went too far in.
I never really liked it in the first place.
His character was so embarrassing to me.
Yes.
It was so embarrassing.
I was like, stop.
But you know, he made a lot of money.
He's an actor.
Who cares, right?
I mean, did he?
Did he?
Because I don't know.
I don't think he did.
He was hurting for money because he had signed up or attempted
to do some sort of porn to make money on a whole video
with his wife.
I hope that's not true.
No, it is true.
Yeah, it is.
It's Save by the Smell.
Stop it.
I think that's the name of it.
Don't look that up.
We're moving on.
So anyway, so some other folks, this
is going to be kind of, we're going to try it anyway,
a segment within the dudes like us.
Yeah, of famous people, significant people.
That have recently passed away.
Maybe not necessarily this week.
I'll take famous people that died for 20, Bob.
The one I heard today, which I was surprised at,
was Marty Schottenheimer.
Yeah, I read that in the news.
He was a big coach, NFL coach.
For the Chiefs, right?
For the Chiefs.
He was in a few different places.
But yeah, he did well with the Chiefs back in the 90s,
I believe.
Was the other one the Chargers?
I believe so because I think Drew Brees played for them.
Chargers?
Yeah, Drew Brees started with the Chargers.
I don't even remember that.
Yeah, they traded him when they got Philip Rivers.
Ooh, bad move.
Yeah, yep.
So yeah, Chargers, the Chiefs.
I think those are the, what's he with the Redskins too?
Died at 77.
21 NFL seasons.
Yeah, it's a little early.
And he had Alzheimer's.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Oh, that sucks.
That's the shittiest way to go right there.
I don't know how.
Man, I don't know.
I hope I never have to deal with that.
But chances are most people will have to go through Alzheimer's.
It's kind of like one of the final phases of death now,
isn't it?
No.
No, it's not.
It's not?
No.
It isn't.
I don't know what the percentage is,
but some form of dementia or Alzheimer's is common.
But I wouldn't say it's an automatic for everybody.
Well, I think as you get older, your memory goes anyway.
But there's a difference between that dementia and Alzheimer's.
Right.
Because when you have Alzheimer's,
I mean, your body forgets how to do things.
That's right.
You know?
What, like go to the bathroom?
Yes, and breathe.
And that's how you end up dying.
And forget who you are and all that stuff.
Your body forgets how to breathe.
I believe so.
I'm not an expert.
How to eat.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
Yes, when you see someone die of Alzheimer's or dementia,
that's kind of what happens.
Your brain deteriorates.
To the point where it's not running the body.
Yeah, I'm not an expert.
I'm sure someone's listening to school, and he's, oh, shit.
I would.
I'm not.
I'd go on a walkabout and just fall off a cliff or something.
Oh, before that happened.
You know, that's interesting.
I've heard people say that.
Like, if I ever think that I'm headed down
that road of Alzheimer's, I'm going to off myself.
Right?
Well, how do you realize that?
The problem with that logic is the day you cross over that,
like, it's too late.
You don't remember that you said that.
Right?
Right.
So I was shocked at that.
The other one that kind of got me
was just because growing up was Christopher Plummer.
Yeah, Sound of Music.
Sound of Music.
And I remember watching it with my mom.
My wife likes it a lot, too.
But I remember watching it every year.
It goes on around Christmas time, I think.
I watched it Christmas Eve this year.
Yeah.
And I literally had that soundtrack
in my head for two weeks.
I have never seen Sound of Music.
You should watch it.
It's actually pretty good.
I've seen parts of it, but I've never seen the movie.
You have to watch it.
I mean, it's hokey and stuff like that.
I mean, you talk about you love singing musical type of thing.
You will love that.
All those songs in there, you'll recognize.
It's great.
And it's got Nazis.
Yeah.
And what's not to like about Nazis?
Yeah.
Right.
Wow.
What the hell, man?
I'll just state fact.
I mean, when you guys are going to turn this
into a white supremacist, like, racist show,
can you give me a heads up on it first?
All I said is Sound of Music has Nazis.
You guys.
I didn't say just you guys.
You guys.
Racism.
You're over here going out and they have Nazis.
I didn't quite say it like that.
You said it earlier.
I don't want to repeat what you said.
Oh, you're talking about the Super Bowl halftime.
I just thought it was a negative thing.
It was a negative thing.
It wasn't a racist thing.
Well, it kind of, well, OK, let's move on.
All right, so are you done with that?
Because I was going to do mine.
Yeah, go ahead and hit yours.
All right.
Hold on.
We need to have a little sound by the sound of the music.
Just pick something, Mr. Producer.
The hills are alive.
Good Lord.
Yeah.
You know, my favorite channel, my best.
My favorite is the Goat Herd.
The puppet.
The puppet show is called The Last Goat Herder
or something like that.
The puppet show.
This is the they're going to bed.
So long.
This song is a little too long.
Yeah, no, this isn't a little drawn out.
Yeah, you might want to go all the way to the half.
If you're going to do popular ones, go do re mi.
That's so you are the song.
This movie does have a bunch of a ton of them.
It's a fantastic soundtrack.
Now, is the lady, she's still.
Yes, she is.
There it is.
I tell you what, check her jamming out of the guitar.
So I thought she was a baby.
So I had.
Well, I hadn't seen it in like 15, 20 years.
And when I watched it Christmas Eve, when I saw it as a kid,
it all came back to me.
I had a crush on her.
So I have fears.
Oh, yeah, big time.
I think she's cute.
Beautiful.
I can't believe we're listening to the sound of music
on our podcast.
And check out those outfits they're wearing.
They're made out of curtains.
Well, that's the whole thing.
Is that what it is, the curtains?
He wouldn't let it.
Von Trapp was an asshole.
And he wouldn't let her.
Who's Von Trapp?
The dad.
The plumber.
The dad.
Wow.
You don't know the story, do you?
No.
All right, let me run it down real quick.
He's a military guy from Austria.
He's got seven kids.
I don't know.
88, I believe.
The mother died.
And he runs his house.
Like a military.
He blows a whistle, and he makes them.
Each one has its little whistle, which there's no way
you could recognize those whistles.
No, you couldn't.
So he says he needs a nanny.
He can't deal with this.
He needs a nanny.
So they ask the local convent to send over somebody
who will be a nanny, and that's her.
That's it.
She's in a convent where nuns are?
She studied to be a nun.
She wasn't a full-blown nun.
She was studying to be a nun.
Yeah, she was a nun.
So do they get married?
Apprentice.
Do they get married?
So I bet they fall in love.
Of course they do.
They do.
But it's good, because the end has some good action.
Oh, go on.
With Nazis.
Oh, that kind of action.
Oh, I thought you were talking about soft porn.
There is no pen.
Well, you said action.
Yeah, that's what I was.
That's not exactly what I was going for.
I wasn't thinking soft porn, but are you thinking hard?
Oh, ha.
Full nude.
Julie Andrews, full nude.
OK, what?
She takes her habit off.
What is that?
Oh, come on.
Right there, what is that?
Is that the Spanish version right there?
Sorrisas, lagrimas.
Oh, god, here we go.
Look down there on the right.
You're channeling your right there.
He's channeling his border experiences.
Sorrisas, lagrimas.
Wow.
Why do they sound like that?
How do we jump on to Sound of Music?
Because Sean.
Oh, Christopher Plummer passed away.
No, no, no, Christopher Plummer died.
That was significant.
You know what?
What else was he in, though?
He had to have done more than, I mean,
he had a lifelong Hollywood career.
I don't know.
Did I capture any of his others?
Well, you said beginners.
I don't know that word.
Well, that's the second movie that they listed there.
He was 91.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
It's a life well lived.
That's a life well lived.
So that's good stuff right there.
All right, so the one for me.
The one for me in terms of significant people
who passed away.
I mean, I'm not a huge baseball fan, but Hank Aaron.
That was big.
Hank Aaron?
Yeah, I know who he is.
I don't really have a whole lot of fantastic
And Larry King?
How about Larry King?
Maybe that one was a little more impactful for you.
You know, one of my favorite interviews with Larry King
was with Seinfeld when Seinfeld got angry with Larry King.
Like jokingly?
No, he was serious.
He was very disgruntled.
Seinfeld, Larry King looked at Seinfeld.
He was kind of like, so you know,
how did you feel your last year when they canceled you?
And then Seinfeld looks at him, canceled?
What, you think we got canceled?
I had the number one show.
Do you know who I am?
Did he really go off on him?
Yeah, he was mad.
It was like, I think it canceled.
I ended up number one.
I quit while I was on top.
Yeah.
That was another show.
I never watched Seinfeld.
Yeah, oh, I watched that one.
I watched a couple episodes, but never
got into it week to week to week.
And I watched a couple, too.
But that would be one show that if somebody said,
you've got to go back and watch those,
because you'd miss that in life, Seinfeld would be one of them.
And you know what the other one would be?
MASH.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
I never watched MASH.
MASH is good.
I recommend it.
So somebody said a funny meme of Radar.
You know who Radar is in MASH?
No, with Biden.
Yes.
He was leaning over, and Biden was saying, what am I signing?
Because apparently, he does that to the Colonel
or whatever in MASH.
And he did say that.
Biden did say that.
What am I signing?
Yeah, he did.
No, he did not.
Yes, he did.
You could hear it under his breath.
He's got those books.
No.
Biden says, here, what am I signing?
And the guy on the sides, no, just sign it.
No, that's not true.
It can't be true.
It is absolutely 100% true.
I need you to find that clip.
I need that clip.
Mr. Producer, I need Biden signing executive orders saying,
what am I signing?
Biden, what am I signing?
But MASH had Hot Lips Hoolahan.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The guy that act like he was gay,
trying to get out of the service.
Oh, Klinger.
Oh, that was Klinger.
So who's Hot Lips Hoolahan?
That's the girl.
That's the blonde.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the hottie on the show.
She wasn't that hot.
Yeah, she was cute.
Was she?
I thought so.
Yeah, so there are some sad episodes in MASH, though.
Because the whole setting is sad, right?
Korean War.
What did we say?
Biden, and he says, what am I signing?
Biden, what am I signing?
I don't think that's true.
He, man, well, it sounded very authentic.
I think this is, there it is.
Biden, what am I signing?
If this is real, I need to hear it.
Go to videos.
No.
Turn that thing up, man.
Listen closely.
I don't know what I'm signing.
He signs it anyway.
Yeah.
What a dumbass.
He says, I don't know what I'm signing.
But I'm signing it anyway.
Here we go again.
Or does he say, I don't know where to sign?
No, he says, I don't know what I'm signing.
And his assistant says, just sign it anyways.
Sign it, yeah.
Or you're not going to get your ice cream tonight.
I should say his handler.
Unbelievable.
You're not going to get your insurer.
Yeah.
Hey, you want your tapioca-pood cup?
You better sign it.
Exactly.
So what's the other one, that other person that died that,
oh, they're going to sign it anyway?
Yeah.
And then, uh, uh, Larry King.
That was a significant one.
Oh.
What about you, Sean?
Do any of these interest you?
No.
I mean, I kind of.
He doesn't care about dead people.
Well, I do.
But no.
None of these do.
Do you see dead people?
Cloris Leachman?
Yeah.
I don't even know who the fuck that is.
She was an Oscar-winning actress, best
known for The Last Picture Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
That's another show I never watched, Mary Tyler Moore.
I think I saw, I think my mom and dad
would watch that at the very end.
Because I remember watching it.
And that's when she was a news programmer, right?
That's where Lou Grant.
A news programmer?
News.
Full nude.
News.
And that's where Lou Grant came from.
From Forner?
Yes.
It was Lou.
So I don't think you're aware of that because you grew up.
That is so insulting.
Well, I mean, they didn't.
It's absolutely true.
It's not a show that they had on the Armed Forces Network.
You know, that road, uh.
Because all that was a Mary Tyler Moore, Lou, and Rhoda.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Then you had the dipshit sports guy.
What was his name?
It's all on that same show.
Yeah.
Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Started on Mary Tyler Moore Show, yeah.
It was great, apparently.
Yeah, it was good, from what I remember.
Now, does it hold up today?
Who knows?
But it was good.
It was a good ensemble.
Well, the storylines were funny.
Yeah, so what I think what you see over the years
is all these comedies that are good, it's a good ensemble.
Mary Tyler Moore, MASH, The Cosby Show, Friends, right?
The Big Bang Theory.
It's got a good.
It's got a good mixture.
It's got a good mix.
I've never seen that show.
Any of them?
Big Bang.
Not one episode, no.
WKRP in Cincinnati was another one.
Yeah, WKRP in Cincinnati, yeah.
That was a cute blonde, if I remember correctly.
Oh, that was Debbie.
That was, no, that was Lonnie Anderson.
Lonnie Anderson, married to Burt Reynolds.
She was cute.
Well, she's still alive.
Burt Reynolds is dead.
What does Lonnie Anderson look like these days?
Why do you do that?
I mean, you're just going to be disappointed every time.
When are you going to find an 80-year-old actress and go,
damn?
Maybe today.
Look at that.
That was taken this morning.
Yeah, that second one there.
She's in her towel, just walked out of the shower and Instagrammed.
She's wearing a string bikini.
OK.
Honestly, I thought she had already passed away.
I don't know.
But who was the other lady on there?
Bailey was the actress's.
What was the name?
I don't remember what her name was.
I never watched the show.
She was the program manager for WKRP in Cincinnati.
One of my favorite episodes was Thanksgiving.
And you had Les Nessman out in the parking lot
at the local grocery store.
And they were going to give away, I don't know,
500, 100,000, whatever, turkeys.
And they were loaded up in a helicopter.
And the helicopter was flying above the supermarket.
And they were going to drop down these turkeys for people
to have for free.
And oh, way to go.
And so I don't know what happened.
Either they dropped the box or Les was basically saying,
oh my god, the humanity of it all.
There's turkeys hitting everything.
It's pouting.
It's hitting children.
It's like frozen 20 pound turkeys.
This is from that show?
Yes, Debbie KRP.
I'll tell you what, throughout the years,
I've moved down here to Dallas.
Not even just here in Dallas.
But whenever I say I'm from Cincinnati, folks our age
going, so is Debbie KRP a real channel up there?
Seriously, they ask you that?
Yes, all the time.
No, it's not real.
No, it's not.
That'd be great.
I didn't know the answer to that either.
Well, it's a good question.
Yeah, do they really throw turkeys out the helicopter?
All the time.
Yes, they do.
Killed everybody.
I got maimed.
That was funny.
All right, so no one dying interests you.
Johnny Fever.
No, Sean?
No.
I figured one that would interest you
is Siegfried Fischbacher.
And why is that?
He's the second half or one of the halves of Siegfried and Roy.
Oh, yeah.
The tiger.
The guy who got mauled died.
He died at 81.
They had good lives.
Well, yeah, what he died of?
Did he die of old age?
Well, this guy?
Or did he get mauled by the same tiger?
He fed himself.
He's like, I'm just going to end it.
Eat me.
Well, these guys had a very pampered life.
I miss Roy.
I miss Roy so bad.
They had a show in Las Vegas forever.
Yeah, they did.
And they probably lived in a penthouse up there.
It had room service for complimentary
their entire lives.
It made millions.
But yeah, well.
Room service?
Well, kind of.
They lived in the casinos.
Well, kind of a downside is Roy got completely mauled
by a tiger.
And died.
No, he did not kill.
But he stroked out.
He stroked out.
And I think he was halfway paralyzed.
And he was not in good shape.
He lived.
But it was Roy Horn is his name.
I thought.
OK.
He got mauled.
I think he got bit in the shoulder and the whole neck
area and just got destroyed.
And there he is.
Boy, look at that.
So it didn't kill him.
But it gave him so many health issues
that it ultimately kind of did.
Well, maybe.
I don't know what he ultimately.
It knocked off a few years of his life for sure.
Yeah, see, I think he's paralyzed on the one side.
Oh, he's not dead?
No, he is dead now.
He is dead now.
He died before his partner, Siegfried.
But yeah, I mean, when that happened, it was a huge deal.
Look at that.
They were hanging out with Michael Jackson.
They had the same plastic surgery.
I was going to say there's lots of plastic surgery going on
there.
Yeah, for sure.
The white guys are darker than the black guy.
And look how Michael Jackson's majestically feeding
that tiger a bottle of milk.
Just kind of.
It's a dangerous gig, man.
Well, look how big that tiger is.
Dealing with tigers and lions and what was the other?
Something else happened where somebody
got killed by some sort of big animal.
What was that?
Jurassic Park?
No, I can't remember now.
I mean, they've got all kinds.
There's elephants that attack people.
Was it Fonzie when he jumped the shark?
No, he didn't die.
No, that wasn't it.
They should have killed him.
I mean, this is not really the same thing
because he wasn't dealing with trained animals.
But who's the guy that Steve whatever that got killed
by a stingray?
Yeah, big old stingray.
Punctured him in the heart.
Punctured, yep.
You all right, mate?
Yeah, doing a little dive.
And he knows how to handle it.
He's a professional.
And he never knows.
He got a whack.
He had an unlucky deal.
And so his daughter took over.
And I wonder if she's kicking ass in her following
in the footsteps of her father.
I think the whole family is.
Bindi or she's got some weird name.
Here's apparently like a super cool guy, too.
The daughter.
Yeah, there she is.
Oh, that's hot.
And the son, really?
Wow.
Which one?
No, the snake.
Oh, right, right, right.
I could never do that.
Crazy.
Good call.
But yeah, I think she's kind of taken over.
And I think she's been she's fairly successful down there
in Australia.
Well, hopefully she has her own show and all that good stuff.
Because they've earned it, right?
I mean, Steve had a lot of energy on the shows.
And frankly, you wouldn't even know that that was his wife.
She was the assistant on the show.
And it turned out that was his wife.
But I just remember so many times
where he's he's going after whatever it is.
And 80 for alligator.
He just jumps down there and gets down there
in the frickin water.
It's like, first of all, I would get in the water, period.
Not only gets out, he frolics in the water, grabs this thing
and is going to town on it.
It's just nuts.
Well, look at that.
Look here.
Look at that picture.
Screw up a little bit.
Here's the whole family.
Babies.
Well, of course, the mouth is taped.
But yeah, right on top of the alligator.
She's got her hand right next to her.
The mouth.
That's crazy.
Well, it's taped.
Yeah, I know, but still, I would be kind of hesitant.
Well, evidently, they have a very they don't have any muscles
or very, very little muscles to open the mouth.
It's all clamping down.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm not a alligator.
Well, I used to watch the Alligatorologist.
Mutual overhaul, Wild Kingdom.
That's a great show.
Yeah, that was.
With Merle.
That old fart.
His name was Merle something.
That Jacques Cousteau.
Merle.
The kingdom of the worlds.
I love that.
When I watch the scuba divers go down
in the middle of the ocean.
I never watched that.
I remember the trip they were going.
And today, we are going to go over the Bermuda Triangle.
And they would take down the scuba divers,
and they'd go down to the Bermuda.
And they were like finding these Coca-Cola bottles
and these beer bottles and cans at the bottom of the Bermuda
Triangle.
Wow.
So his name was Marlon Perkins.
Sorry, I backtracked there.
I actually I don't think they made it
to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle.
I think it was too deep for them to get down.
They went down as far as they could.
They were like in the lagoon right behind the hotel.
No, this was real.
You know, the Bermuda Triangle has got a lot of cool stories.
In fact, I've heard that they have more than one Bermuda
Triangle.
Well, they have more than one triangle.
Isosceles and oblique.
No, it's a right triangle.
And a right triangle.
It's a right triangle.
It's the Bermuda right triangle.
They've been Bermuda right triangle.
So I heard there's another there's another there's
another area in the ocean over on the Asian side
or the Japanese side.
It's a South Pacific octagon.
Yeah, that what it is.
The South Mariana Rumba.
But it's a it's a huge square is what it is.
It's a huge square.
And we finally found out there is a giant wombat
making deposits.
Oh, no, it's not a wombat.
What do you call that the the stupid squid thing?
The arca tooth is to this.
No, the wombat had the square feces.
And that's what that's right.
Paul wanted to talk about how wombat.
Well, that was that was news that you pulled up.
Oh, they figured out why the wombat can shit a square crap.
No, it's a cube.
Yes, they figured it has a square rectum.
No, it's because if you read the article, which I did,
I tried I saw a bunch of pictures of them pulling out
the so look up wombat.
That's what a wombat looks like.
Yes, it looks like a frickin little bear.
Wombat poop, it's got like a it's got like a nine meter
intestinal tract.
Correct.
And they and they studied it and they said the intestine
has different thicknesses where it would compact
as it worked through into a cube.
They studied this.
So why are my shits perfect perfect sphere?
Well, the reason why the wombats were that they
aren't perfectly spherical.
They don't come out like rabbit pellets.
They come out like like a shot put
like brown pink. So they say is that these Australian
animals are able to live long periods without water
because they compact the poopies to to to keep themselves
hydrated.
I have literally never seen a picture of a wombat before.
Is that an Australian marsupial that we're dealing with here?
It's Australian.
It's it's interesting because they produce that's not a knife.
That's a knife.
They produce these large croutons shaped feces fecal
feces.
You know, look at that.
Well, they're square.
Yeah, they're cubed shaped.
Yeah.
It looks like those things you buy at Costco that are called
like Nutri bars or something like that.
Great.
I wouldn't I buy those dickhead.
Not Nutri bar, but they sprinkle them on your cereal.
Yeah, it does.
It looks like a crouton.
Oh, there's a fresh one.
Well, other funny news in animal animal world looking at poop.
What was up the what are we doing?
Look how big the thing is with the poop.
No, the wombat.
I didn't realize it was that.
So it is.
Oh, that's Steve Irwin, right?
Yeah.
And today, like we're going to be looking at that.
Looks like that looks like a 60, 70 pound wombat.
You're right.
That's a knife.
All right.
So the other funny story that you brought up
was the gay penguins stealing the lesbian penguins egg.
What?
You got to bring up that one.
That is not a thing.
So a pair of male gay penguins.
How do you know they're gay?
Well, because they're hanging out together.
First of all, let's get clear.
First of all, the male penguins are different type of species.
Well, obviously, the male male penguin.
He's a penguin.
Actually, when the mother lays the egg, the male.
I think I saw this on Little Feet or Happy Feet.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's the authority.
Yeah.
Well, it's cartoon.
They're right there.
They were all gay in that show.
Watches the egg.
He's the one that sits on the egg.
The male does.
Yes.
Not the female.
So yeah.
But in this story that you're telling is
there's a male and a female.
So apparently, there are pairs that are male and male
and pairs that are female and female.
Gay male penguins.
I don't know if they're just friends or whether they catch
them kind of doing unspeakable things.
Now, do you think they are just the person who wrote this?
Do you think they're just saying this to fit an agenda?
To say that.
They're absolutely saying that.
You know how I know they're not gay?
They're gay in the penguin world.
It's natural.
They don't have thumbs.
Who don't have thumbs?
The penguins.
If they had thumbs, then they could be gay.
Because otherwise, they couldn't snap.
I thought they were shoving them up.
What are you doing?
I wasn't sure where you were going with that.
So I think that's a good question.
How do they know they're gay?
They're not.
Because they make out.
You know what?
Do they regurgitate each other's mouths?
The dogs will go around humping everything.
They're not gay.
Who knows?
It's a fucking animal.
Literally.
I mean, what the hell?
I mean, you can't sit there and say it's gay.
I mean, Jeff and I hang out.
Paul and I hang out.
We all hang out.
We're not gay.
Ever.
I have my doubts.
What do you mean you've had your doubts?
Have you looked at me sometimes?
I don't think.
I want to be more than friends.
So scroll up for a second.
I don't think that the journalists of today
are they don't proofread.
Look at the first word of the second paragraph there.
Is that a real word?
A zookeeper?
Dude, I find mistakes in news articles all the time.
Do you realize?
So I only took one journalism class.
Is that a word?
No.
Zookeeper?
No.
Zookeeper.
Well, I kind of like zookeeper.
Zookeeper.
I took a journalism class at A&M.
Well, so I know a little bit about journalism.
Roar.
So what they told us, and we didn't have spell checkers.
If there was one spelling mistake in the article
that you submitted for your class, automatic F. Boom.
Didn't matter.
Automatic F. They apparently don't do that shit anymore.
Because I find mistakes all the time.
A lot.
And for the ones that bother spell checking,
they don't catch grammar mistakes.
No, they don't catch words that are words,
but they're not the right word that you were trying to use.
Yeah, like there, there.
Not just that, but by, by, to, to.
They say, well, it's not note instead of not.
But notes are real words.
How do they catch it?
Yeah, and spell checkers don't catch it.
But they're real words.
And it's just laziness.
I mean, dude, here I am reading the article
that this jackass wrote, and I am catching their mistakes.
Yeah, I don't think anyone proofreads it.
That's bullshit.
I could make a fortune proofreading people's
articles.
Yeah.
Because I catch everything.
It drives Shelly crazy.
I read everything for, like if my boys would
give me something to read, I would always scan it
for mistakes, and then I read it for content.
That's just the thing.
Yeah.
You know what my minor was?
Technical editing and writing.
Did you know that?
Editing and writing?
I don't think that's ever come up in a conversation.
Technical editing and writing was my minor.
So it's right in line with that kind of crap.
You could write instructions.
No, there you go.
God, yes.
IKEA instructions.
Yeah.
Those are just pictures.
Well, you could do the Legos, too.
Those are pictures as well.
I know there's a segue, but I lost interest in Legos
after everything became something to build as a model.
When did Legos become models that you don't tear apart
after you build them?
Yeah, it did kind of.
That's stupid.
When I was growing up, it was like,
I'm getting a box of Legos.
Yeah, and you built whatever came to mind.
Yeah.
And that's it.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you first build whatever it came in.
You follow the directions.
You build it.
No.
You just got a box of Legos.
I'm saying, you got a box of square Legos,
and you build whatever came to your mind.
Yeah, that's true.
And then it turned into, oh, you got
to build the Star Wars X-Wing fighter.
And then when you built it, you glued it together or something.
Because what do you do after that?
Like, the whole point of buying it was to build an X-Wing.
That's kind of crazy.
I hate it.
Because it's supposed to jar and jog and exercise your brain
to be creative.
Exactly right.
What can you think outside the box?
And that's why I see, I know some people
keep Legos for a memento.
It's a marker in life.
Your kids made it.
I've got some of those.
You do.
And I internalize that, because selfishly, I kind of wanted
myself to keep the Legos that my kids made.
But my wife trumped that whole program.
She was kind of like, yeah, and just dismembered.
Took it all apart, put it in boxes.
We have boxes and boxes and boxes of Legos upstairs.
You could pass those on to your grandkids, though.
I won't be able to pass these on,
because the instructions are gone.
Well, good.
They break.
If they break over by the time that happens, here, kids.
Here's a big bag of Legos.
Yeah, here's a bunch of miscellaneous, weird,
little tiny pieces.
Yeah.
Little tiny pieces.
You might as well do it, because they're
going to break them anyway.
But I guess there's no reason.
I mean, you can just be just as creative with all
those billion little pieces.
You can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, not like art, or when we were growing up,
they were the big.
Just the big blocks.
You didn't have the weird curves or anything like that.
No.
You didn't have the fancy.
Like, Brandon built a Ferrari.
And it's got some fairly unique pieces in there.
Proprietary pieces that were specific to the Ferrari.
For that model.
Right.
So they're not really Legos, they're models.
But why not build models?
That's what I did grow up.
Yeah, so did I.
You could.
I mean, I actually, I like to snap on.
No, I built.
Snap together.
I built.
Snap together.
Well, you had me a strap on.
You're a P.
Strap on.
Oh, you said, oh, I'm a scientist.
I thought you said, OK.
I was a member of the Model of Month Club.
Really?
My dad did it.
And for about two years, every month, I'd get a new model.
And finally, I remember getting a letter in the mail
saying, you've graduated.
You've built all of our models.
And I was like, what?
How can that be?
And they said, stop mailing us.
Basically, they're like, this is your last one.
Yeah.
You graduated.
You've done every model we have.
Leave us alone.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm only 12.
Damn.
You do like five models a day.
Yeah, exactly.
Five a month?
I did a ton of models.
I'd sit there, and I'd have my little kit.
Like the whole glue, glue and everything.
Paint.
Paint, glue, stickers.
Decals.
You'd sand them down?
The decal.
Yeah, I'd sand down the rust spots.
Damn.
My dad still has a couple of them.
He has a C3PO, a TIE fighter.
Man, you have a lot more patience than I do.
That's why I like the snap togethers.
Because I wanted the model, but I
didn't want to go through all the glue and the paint.
That glue, if you don't do it right, it gets real.
You get the thread.
Oh, yeah.
Get all of your fingers like super glue, right?
Oh, and it totally, it'll literally melt the model.
But what, super glue or just regular glue?
Surely not.
The glue, the model glue.
When you use model glue, it disintegrates the plastic.
He's the model expert.
I never did.
But what happened to a lot of mine is I built a lot of cars,
a lot of airplanes, and all kinds of stuff.
And as you got older, I'd build these.
And 4th of July would come around.
You're like, I've got this Corsair.
Let's see if we can put the bottle rocket in the back
and see if it'll fly.
Blow it up?
Yes.
It never does, does it?
It'll shoot right into the ground.
Model airplanes?
And then blow up.
Yeah.
What's cool about that, though, is it's
indicative of what we did as kids.
Instead of TikTok and instead of bullshit stuff on the phone.
Well, that's not making it sound like we wouldn't be doing TikTok.
Because I guarantee it, if it was available back then,
we probably would be doing it.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's like it was better for us to not have our phones.
I agree.
I think that our brains are definitely
different than the kids of now.
I don't think the kids nowadays are being challenged.
I don't think they are.
Like that one right there in the middle?
I guarantee I did that one.
That one right there?
I think they're smart.
Oh, the P38 Lightning?
Oh, yeah.
Guarantee it.
My brother had that one hanging from the ceiling.
I think Revco is that one of the companies
that, gosh, I can't remember the companies that
used to make a lot of them.
But you can still buy those.
Hobby Lobby has them.
They still have models?
Yeah, monograms.
See that right there?
I guarantee I built that.
Guarantee it.
No, you said you built all of them.
I got burnt out on planes.
I don't have any desire to do those anymore.
And it would look just like that.
Not as great.
But I'd have all the decals on there.
I'd paint it.
Now, to get it real professional looking,
you'd have to get the airbrush and do it.
I mean, so did you put them in cases?
Did you hang them from the ceiling?
I hung the shit from the ceiling.
My dad took some of the really good ones
my dad would take to work, because he
worked for GE aircraft engines.
So the really good planes, he would take some of those
to work and put on his desk.
Oh, yeah.
And he'd be like, that's my son.
Yeah.
So he had a couple of those.
And when he retired, he brought them home.
And actually, when he retired, he has them out at Tahoe now,
where he lives.
No kidding.
That's got to make you feel good.
Yeah, the C3.
That he always held on to something
that was important to him, that you made when you were little.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's got some of them.
That's kind of cool.
And it was.
Well, Jeff has a pretty crazy story
to tell about how his parents got rid of a bunch of his shit.
Without asking?
Yeah, when he went to college, his parents had a,
I guess they got separated for a while.
And they divvied up the house.
And some of the stuff got dissolved.
And a lot of it was his.
Yeah, I went to college my freshman year.
And my parents, like Sean said, got separated summer
before my freshman year in college.
Oh, that sucks.
And when I was at college, the parents sold the house.
My dad had a big garage sale and basically sold everything.
Never even asked you.
So I came home.
And I was just like.
Your stuff?
Yeah, everything.
Everything in the house.
He kept everything.
He kept a piece of furniture here or there.
But I was upset about that.
There were some things.
I wouldn't have kept all of it.
But a couple of things I would have cherry picked.
I still have stuff.
Now, what I'm coming to find out.
I mean, from as early as, like, I
want to say seven years old.
When you were living in Indonesia, were they able to,
did they carry all the stuff back and forth?
Yeah.
My dad.
I have all that stuff.
All my little things that I would put on my shelf,
I still have it all.
They're in boxes.
My dad did several tours over there.
When we lived over there, on the way back the last time,
I had an abundance of toys.
And my dad said, here's a box.
Put the toys that you want in the box.
And you're like, these will not all fit.
Yeah.
And whatever doesn't fit, he gets rid of?
That's what happened.
Damn.
You know what's weird is I'm coming.
Do you agonize for hours trying to figure out
what could fit in the box and what couldn't?
And you know what sucked is I loaded the box up.
And as you stack it, and then put tape all over it,
so it's like stacked three feet tall.
He dumped it out.
He said, do it again.
And said, do it again.
Because it has to close?
Yeah.
So he dumped it all out, said, do it again.
Wow.
It's hardcore.
So do you ever go to therapy for all that stuff?
No.
You want to talk about it?
It does suck.
It does.
It does suck.
And again, it's not a matter of you
working to keep all of those through.
No.
It's not having the choice.
But it was a matter of maybe I would
have liked to have kept this, and maybe of that, OK, now
I'll get rid of the rest.
But I guess one of the cool things is it did.
It was my choice to get rid of whatever it was.
At least you had to pick.
But that was just one scenario.
There's a couple of times where it was kind of like, Jeff,
the shit just disappears.
But I guess that happens to all of our toys growing up.
Yeah.
Your parents don't tell you.
I know I've done that with my kids.
Well, I was just mad at my parents.
They threw away my Babe Ruth rookie card.
They threw away my Willie Mays rookie card.
You could be set a millionaire on the island right now.
Yeah.
I was pretty bitter about that.
That is not true.
Those cards?
Rookie cards?
Oh, they were worth millions.
But I didn't really have them and lose them.
But yes, they were worth millions.
All right.
I think we're wrapping up the pre-show.
Oh, we are.
It is pre-show.
Yeah.
All right.
Before we hang up, I wanted to bring up
one thing about the Williamsburg.
Need some music.
Cute.
I didn't rush through mine.
I just finished mine up a couple of minutes ago.
And it got better.
No, it didn't.
But I ended up taking a big swig, big pull.
I pulled the rest of it.
It was more than half of it.
Was it coconut?
No, I did not taste coconut.
No, OK.
I think it was a lot of Bourbons will, you're kind of like,
this one didn't do it.
So you just want to take one more parting shot at the Bourbon.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
No, I mean, it's not a bad thing.
We established that it's a mixer.
Well, I just want to reinforce that.
OK.
Thanks for that.
Thanks for sharing.
All right, we'll see you on the flip side.
All right.
We'll do it like us.us