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Well, and then Elvis's grandson, he killed himself this week.

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Who's that?

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I forgot his name.

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It's Lisa Presley's son.

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And Michael Jackson's son?

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No.

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Well, hell, that's a whole show by itself.

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I mean, was it HBO special that came out about Jackson?

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I don't know, it may have been HBO or Showtime.

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That was, I mean, I didn't watch it on purpose

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because you shared some very disturbing stuff on there,

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what those boys were doing.

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Yeah, it's quite graphic in the description.

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I don't think anybody really thought

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that he wasn't doing something inappropriate.

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There are a lot of people out there.

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That's crazy.

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That was a double negative.

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Yes.

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There are a lot of people out there

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who still support him. Just say it.

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You're still giving him a break.

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No, no, no, no, I'm not.

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No, I mean, I can't imagine that anybody

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was believing that he wasn't molesting children.

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That's what I'm saying.

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And the sad part is that the parents were,

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they weren't in on it, but they knew damn well,

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so they were in on it.

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They were in the house.

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Yeah, they were in the house.

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Yeah, once you go and hang out in the West Wing

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while they were getting money out of it,

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which is sick. Plant seeds in your son.

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Okay, let's see, collections, collecting.

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Yeah, what other non-news, depressing topics

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can we come up with tonight?

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I thought of one along with the collecting thing,

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which is kind of, I guess we're all pretty much

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basically from the same generation.

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I might be a little, how old are you?

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I'm 51.

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Okay, I'll be 59 next month.

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Wow.

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So we're all pretty much the same generation, I think.

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But it's fun to talk about the differences

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between what's going on now just as a general family unit

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versus what it was like when we were kids.

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Yeah, sure.

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Oh yeah, that's a good topic.

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We touch on that every now and then.

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Yeah, we talked about the toys we had when we were kids.

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Yeah, we kind of talked about that.

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The lawn darts.

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That was a fun one.

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Jarts.

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Jarts.

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Yeah.

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Here it gets us, Uncle Bob.

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Not to be confused with a shark.

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Funk.

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Oh, lunch.

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The most dangerous toys we played with.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that was a good one.

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All right, are we recording yet?

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What time is it?

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Yeah, I've been recording all along.

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I was trying to get, look how dangerous those things are.

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I had those right there.

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Those, the blue and the red.

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You have to wonder how many kids got maimed

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with those things.

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With the yellow ring.

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And an indelible eyeball stuck to one.

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And of course being 10 or 11 doing that,

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you throw them as high as you can.

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Of course, completely out of control.

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And you have no control when you're throwing them that high

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and they wouldn't go straight up in the air.

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You're like trying to eyeball.

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People scattering everywhere.

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Yes, I mean they're head.

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Cause the birth of the consumer protection.

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No, the.

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I don't know.

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That agency that basically shuts this kind of stuff down.

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I don't know, but they shut that shit down.

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So Larry was, he was sharing that he's got a background

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in broadcast.

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Won't you enlighten us a little bit?

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When I was a teenager, I lived on Okinawa,

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which is in Japan.

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I thought it was in Iowa.

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There's a lot of.

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Yeah, well there's.

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That was sarcasm.

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A whole bunch of them.

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There's a lot of military there.

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Although my family at that was not military.

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We were civilians.

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My dad was transferred there for his job.

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But I went to school with the, you know,

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the dependents of the military kids,

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like a regular high school.

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And me and Rex Colby were trying to figure out a way

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that we can get out of fifth, sixth and seventh period.

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And they had this work study program that you could do.

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So we signed up for this and we became interns

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at the American run TV and radio station there on the island.

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Nice.

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That was for the sort of,

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there was one channel eight TV station that logged on

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at noon and went off at midnight.

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Forces network.

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Mm hmm.

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That's right.

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And there was one FM station, radio station

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and one AM radio station.

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So they, they told Rex and I, oh, okay.

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I guess you guys can be interns in here.

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Cause we're kind of understaffed.

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This was during Jimmy Carter era.

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So defense budgets were cut.

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So they were really kind of hurting for labor

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and we were free.

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Right. Yeah.

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So I did that for my junior year.

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And it was so fun.

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I mean, we did TV shows and I mean,

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kind of by the end of my tenure there,

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hell I was directing the six o'clock news.

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That's fun.

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Very cool.

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Because the guys that were the normal service men

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that were there and they really weren't that much older

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than we were.

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I was 17 and those guys were 25.

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But you know, to me, they were grown men with uniforms

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and responsible, but they weren't.

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And they were, they were happy to have you guys do the jobs

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and they were, they do just kind of,

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they're probably in the back drinking scotch.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I was thinking Stoge.

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They were dishing on the teenagers.

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Sit with their feet on the desk somewhere.

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So that, that was a lot of fun.

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And then that sort of inspired me.

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So when I went to college,

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I majored in broadcast journalism.

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There you go.

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Nice.

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But nothing after college?

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Not having to do with any broadcasting.

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Couldn't find a job in it.

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No, that's what I,

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because I wouldn't find a job.

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Yeah, I went to school in audio production,

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radio production and worked radio and all that stuff.

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And it's hard to find it.

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It's very hard.

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It's a very small set of people who actually do it.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So you have to hit them at the right time,

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an opening, you have to know someone.

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And you have to have the personality.

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Well, you do, you know,

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and I wasn't looking to get on air.

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I was looking to be behind the scenes production,

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maybe even doing some voiceovers and shit,

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but you know,

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but one of my issues when I moved down here

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is all my demo tapes got ruined.

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So I'd go into these interviews and they're like,

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yeah, do you have any demos?

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no, I don't.

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Yeah, I was like, they got ruined on the move down here.

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So they'd still be nice.

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They'd meet with me and talk,

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but nothing ever came of it.

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So here we are 30 years later doing a podcast.

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So there's living the dream.

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Well, and this is the pinnacle,

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I think of those careers, isn't it?

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Totally.

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So, I mean,

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it's exciting.

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I'll tell you, I get giddy every week

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thinking about coming over here and saying,

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it's addicting when you get these headsets on

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and you're just, you're talking,

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you hear yourself and just start spewing out stories.

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I mean, that's what it is.

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We want to share stories.

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Are you passing out beverages, Mo?

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Yeah, he's got a Miller High Life.

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You know what?

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We need to enlighten Larry on what Jeff did.

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This piece of shit sitting across the table from me.

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He's having a conversation with his wife,

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unbeknownst to us, and his wife was like,

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these beers are horrible.

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Jeff's like, we're going to get rid of those tomorrow.

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We're going to get rid of at least three of them

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because we're all three going to have one.

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This tastes like a watered down fermented grapefruit juice.

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Light Sky?

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Well, I got them, they're new.

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And my wife likes Blue Moon.

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And I thought it was a light version of Blue Moon,

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but it is not.

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It went bad.

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Yeah, it was a horrible, horrible choice.

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It does.

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Citrus Wheat.

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It says tangerine, but it is grapefruity.

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Yeah, when you're excited to chase whatever you had before

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with Miller High Life, you know it was bad.

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You think Miller High Life is a bad beer?

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No, no, I don't.

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This is actually my beer.

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But actually, Miller High Life Light is what I drink.

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But other people are like, wow, God, this is a shit beer.

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I'm like, no, it isn't.

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It's refreshing.

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Miller High Life is a great beer.

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I think so too.

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I'm not a big fan of Miller Light.

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I'm not either.

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That was hugely popular in the 80s when I was in college

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and I drank so much of it back then, I just,

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I got so sick of it.

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Bore yourself out.

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Yeah, I mean, it's generally considered a cheap beer though.

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I mean, when you can get a 30 pack for 20 bucks.

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It's like natural light.

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It's like Keystone Light.

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I mean, those are all the bush.

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God, they got some weird beers coming out too.

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What is that?

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The cider, not the ciders, but what is the clear?

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The seltzers.

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Seltzers, that's kind of what this one is.

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The seltzers are just, I mean, that's like,

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what is the base of a seltzer?

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Thank you for that sound bite.

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It's very nice.

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Well, it's just, I don't know.

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I don't know how they...

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It's coming out of everywhere.

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I mean, natural, Natty's, they've got,

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everyone's coming up with their own little seltzer.

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Bud Light has them.

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I kind of like them.

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White Claw.

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I gotta be honest.

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Wow. I kind of like them.

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Not a fan.

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You know, they're refreshing.

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They're kind of like, for me,

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it's like if you're out mowing the lawn,

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which I'll never do, but if I were,

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that's what I would have. It's so refreshing.

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That sounded so natural.

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That's what all the...

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Nice try.

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All the underage kids like White Claws.

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Oh, God, do they?

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That and, if you can't afford White Claws,

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you do the Trulies?

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Trulies, yeah.

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That's the other one.

282
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Oh, yeah, yeah.

283
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Yeah, they're all the same thing, though.

284
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Yeah, because it's White Claws.

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But there's two camps.

286
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There's two camps here,

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there's White Claws and Trulies,

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of the younger crowd.

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We went to Kroger Hell, must have been two months ago, right?

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And that lady was standing there with the little samples.

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Samplers, yeah, those before the fed.

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Let me try this, let me try that.

293
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And I was like...

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I don't know, I was like,

295
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might as well buy a pack.

296
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Yeah, you bought the variety pack.

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I felt so guilty.

298
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Total Wine?

299
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No, this was at Kroger.

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This was at Kroger.

301
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Oh, wow.

302
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That was before Corona,

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where they could still do samples.

304
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Yeah, God, man, I'm so sick of freaking Corona, man.

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I mean, everyone is.

306
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I mean, people are like, all right, look,

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if we gotta go out, we gotta put a mask on,

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then if you have to put a mask on,

309
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then why is it that we just can't go

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and do things with the mask on?

311
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Yeah, I know.

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Excuse me.

313
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When I walked into the clubhouse today,

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I golfed earlier today,

315
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and I walked into the clubhouse,

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and the kid behind the desk was like,

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you could see him get antsy.

318
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He was like, sir, sir, you need to have your mask on.

319
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And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, sorry.

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I'm here for the 10 o'clock.

321
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And he literally looked at the other guy and he goes,

322
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here.

323
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Here.

324
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How is he gonna argue with that?

325
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Yeah, that's too bad.

326
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Yeah, I just pulled my shirt over my face and said, okay.

327
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So what's the difference?

328
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Is that cable long enough, Larry?

329
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Yeah.

330
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What's the difference between that and wearing a mask?

331
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Nothing.

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That guy forgot.

333
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The microns I could pass through.

334
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Absolutely, absolutely nothing.

335
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I forgot my mask, so I'm gonna do this.

336
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There you go.

337
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I don't know why, I mean, they can't argue with it.

338
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I wanna know about the argument about,

339
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if I'm wearing a mask and I can smell a fart,

340
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does that mean that the farts are,

341
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,860
wait, what's bigger, a fart or corona?

342
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,540
Man, that's a tough question.

343
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,140
Yeah, I mean, how many microns?

344
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Cause I thought it was like 1.4 microns

345
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for the coronavirus.

346
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Cause the- Fart microns are molecules.

347
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,220
Yeah, well, if I could interject here,

348
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,860
I would say that your farts are probably

349
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logarithmically more lethal than the coronavirus.

350
00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,500
Yeah, but we're talking about-

351
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Oh, just the particle size.

352
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:21,900
It's like a meatball.

353
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The girth, right?

354
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The girth of your fart particles.

355
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My farts are the chodes of the-

356
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,700
Oh, God.

357
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Poor Larry.

358
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,340
Poor Larry is gonna have to get introduced

359
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:34,900
to all sorts of terms that he never, never wanna know.

360
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:38,140
I have a corona mask story for you.

361
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This didn't happen to me.

362
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,820
It was told to me by a lawyer guy

363
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that I'm doing some business with at work.

364
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,620
And this was probably about six weeks ago.

365
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So in the heyday of all the COVID stuff,

366
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he had to go to California for business for something.

367
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So he did his thing and he's on the way back

368
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and he's sitting in the Santa Clara, California airport,

369
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waiting to get on the plane to come back home.

370
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And he's not wearing a mask.

371
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Right.

372
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This woman comes up to him and says,

373
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and she's some health county official, somebody.

374
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She walks up to him and she says,

375
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"'Sir, you have to have a mask on.'"

376
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,560
He goes, "'No, I don't.'"

377
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,740
She says, "'Yes, you do.'

378
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It's the-

379
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So she gets a little aggravated and she leaves

380
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and she goes and gets a cop.

381
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,780
Oh, insane.

382
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The cop comes over.

383
00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:30,020
Like that's what he wants to deal with, right?

384
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I'm sure the cop is probably like,

385
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,940
seriously, can you just put a mask on please?

386
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,500
Sarah, what's the problem here?

387
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,060
Put your shirt over your mouth.

388
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So the woman points to my friend

389
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:43,220
and she's telling the cop, this person.

390
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And he was telling me that she was careful

391
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:48,140
to say this person, not this man or him.

392
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Because in California, it is against the law

393
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:56,180
to use a sex-specific pronoun.

394
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That's right, a gender pronoun.

395
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,940
That is retarded.

396
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I would not last.

397
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,140
It's against the law.

398
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,780
This country is doomed, you know that, right?

399
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:05,660
Well, if we follow California's lead.

400
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,500
So anyway, she says,

401
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,340
this person is refusing to wear a mask.

402
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,300
So the cop's like,

403
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,020
"'Sir, can you just put a mask on?'

404
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,280
So this guy's a lawyer, right?

405
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,980
So he starts spouting off like,

406
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there's case law in Santa Clara County

407
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,900
that says that I don't have to wear a mask.

408
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,140
And as a matter of fact, there's a law in this state

409
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,260
that I could strip down totally naked right now

410
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,460
and run around in this airport

411
00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,220
and there's not a damn thing you could do.'

412
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:30,460
And the cop looks at the lady,

413
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,460
got all kind of pissed off.

414
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,460
So he gets on the Southwest flight,

415
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,620
flies to Love Field, gets off the plane,

416
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,140
and him and the rest of the passengers

417
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are met by DPS officers.

418
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,900
And they told all the passengers,

419
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since you're coming from

420
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,460
whatever the hotspot states were at that time,

421
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,260
like New York, California,

422
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,540
well, Louisiana was a hotspot, wasn't it?

423
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,940
Washington was.

424
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:53,580
So the DPS guys are saying,

425
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everybody coming in from California,

426
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,540
you have to sign this form

427
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that you agree to self-quarantine for 14 days

428
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,020
since you're coming back from California.

429
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,220
Well, of course, this guy, if you haven't figured out yet,

430
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,380
he's a bit of a smart ass,

431
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,620
because he's a lawyer, right?

432
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,260
So he looks at the DPS guy and he goes,

433
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,100
"'What is this?'

434
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,140
He goes, "'Yeah, you have to sign this form,

435
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,900
14-day quarantine.'

436
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,460
He goes, "'What if I don't sign it?'

437
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,860
The DPS officer goes,

438
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,620
"'Sir, if you don't sign this for volunteering

439
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,620
to quarantine for 14 days,

440
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,980
I will quarantine you for 14 days,

441
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:29,820
and I can assure you,

442
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,460
you will not like the accommodations.'

443
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,020
So he goes, "'Okay, I'll sign it.'"

444
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,220
So he signs it from home.

445
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,100
He said that was on a Wednesday.

446
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,100
So he'll show up at his house

447
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,820
from the county or somewhere.

448
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,180
To verify?

449
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,380
To see if he's, he makes his way,

450
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,380
he's like, "'Yeah?'

451
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,060
And they go, "'Yeah, we're just verifying

452
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,540
that you're quarantining for 14 days,

453
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,620
and we're from the county,'

454
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,460
or whatever they were.

455
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,860
And we're paying people to do this?

456
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,460
Three of them, at this one guy's house.

457
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,020
Yeah, like one's not enough.

458
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,900
So it's gotta be a social worker.

459
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,740
Unbelievable.

460
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,500
So he goes, "'Well, here I am, you see me.'

461
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,220
And they go, "'Okay, well,

462
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,340
we're gonna have to take your temperature,

463
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,620
and we have a few questions for you.

464
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,620
Have you felt okay?

465
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,540
Have you had a fever?'

466
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,620
He goes, "'Look, I would have pulled my pants down

467
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,900
and booked off the rental from over.'"

468
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,740
You're not-

469
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,580
Shut up the red light.

470
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:21,420
Bend over.

471
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,700
"'You're not taking my temperature,

472
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,100
and I'm not signing anything,

473
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,540
and you're not asking me any questions.

474
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:29,020
Get the hell off of my porch.'

475
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,220
So they finally just went, "'Meh, okay.'"

476
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,620
And they left.

477
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,820
The whole thing's a joke.

478
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:34,660
It is.

479
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,580
They don't have any authority to do anything.

480
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,140
And by the way, if you read Governor Abbott's,

481
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,140
you know, list of rules

482
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,620
about who has to wear a mask and who doesn't,

483
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,940
if you have respiratory issues,

484
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,300
you don't have to wear one.

485
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,140
So you can just say,

486
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,740
I've been dealing with, you know,

487
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,100
I can't, I've been struggling with breathing,

488
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,300
and I have respiratory issues.

489
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,140
Really?

490
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:56,980
What are they gonna do?

491
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,020
They're gonna ask now to go into your health records

492
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,860
and see if you've gone to your doctor

493
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,620
about a respiratory issue?

494
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,180
This whole thing's total BS.

495
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,020
Yeah.

496
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,220
100%.

497
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,700
Well, you know what's all,

498
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,060
I'm gonna steer us in a,

499
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,860
I mean, what are you talking like?

500
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,940
Like it's all made up?

501
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,780
No, I just think the government is,

502
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,580
doesn't know exactly what to do.

503
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,420
Yeah, I agree with you.

504
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:20,220
They don't know what to do.

505
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,620
And they're overstepping their bounds left and right

506
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,460
in terms of legal authority.

507
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,980
And everybody's trying to like, you know,

508
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,260
everybody's trying to participate

509
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,020
because they wanna be good citizens, right?

510
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,940
They don't wanna like further the spread

511
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:35,700
and make things worse than they could be.

512
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,020
And they don't wanna prolong the lockdown, right?

513
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:38,860
Everybody's trying to,

514
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,700
but the bottom line is the government is trying

515
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,500
to make things worse than they could be.

516
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,340
But the bottom line is the government is,

517
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,740
I mean, state governments for sure,

518
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,100
they're really worried about screwing up

519
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,580
their response to it and somehow losing power.

520
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,420
Right.

521
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,740
Yeah, well, I've thought about this.

522
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,980
On charter territory.

523
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:59,020
What do you guys think of this idea?

524
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:03,540
Again, we're pretty much all about from the same generation.

525
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,700
I think it would have gone something like,

526
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,500
the government would have come out and said,

527
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,620
we've identified this virus that seems to be sweeping

528
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,940
the globe and it looks pretty bad, okay?

529
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:18,860
And some of y'all are gonna get kind of sick.

530
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,180
Some of y'all is gonna die, okay?

531
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,180
But we just thought we'd let you know.

532
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:26,020
So drink plenty of fluids and take care of yourself

533
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,620
and we'll check back with you later.

534
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,500
And I think the population in 1980

535
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,860
would have been completely satisfied with that.

536
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,140
But now the mindset is with handout,

537
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,700
government, government, there's a problem,

538
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,540
come help me, come help me.

539
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,020
Yeah, this is ridiculous.

540
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:41,860
Yeah, it's crazy.

541
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,340
Money going out the door.

542
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,860
Oh my gosh, I don't know how we're gonna pay for it.

543
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:46,700
Yeah?

544
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,100
Well, I know Preston was asking Stephen

545
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,540
if he was going, if they were going to get a handout.

546
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:55,820
From who?

547
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,780
The government, because now they're 18.

548
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,220
I'm like excited.

549
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,420
And they don't have a job.

550
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,540
Well, you know what, look, in all fairness,

551
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,420
if it's available to them, take advantage of it.

552
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,580
Well, I told them no.

553
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,380
I was like, no, they're not.

554
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,220
Dude, that's bullshit, man.

555
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,700
I want my $1,800.

556
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,660
I'm gonna go tear down Abraham Lincoln.

557
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,740
I agree, I think it just happened in 1980, 40 years ago.

558
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,100
This wouldn't have happened.

559
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,020
Because this is uncharted territory

560
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,860
and they know, I say they, I'm gonna say the conspiracy

561
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:31,020
of the left wing throwing stones at us,

562
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:33,220
trying to see how Trump,

563
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,180
trying to see if Trump can handle the stress

564
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,020
of what's going on.

565
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,740
And they're gonna scrutinize them the entire way.

566
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:42,500
And they've got one thing,

567
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,980
the TikTok app that's coming out, that's out,

568
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,180
there was like a billion people

569
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,020
downloaded it in the last six months.

570
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,020
Chinese espionage, yeah, continue.

571
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,840
Hey, look.

572
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,860
So here's the thing.

573
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:55,980
Here's the thing.

574
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:56,980
Is it really?

575
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,860
It is.

576
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,540
But what are they taking?

577
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,100
Everything on your phone.

578
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,940
Like Facebook can?

579
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,580
Like Twitter can?

580
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,420
Like Snapchat can?

581
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:09,700
Okay, let me share, okay?

582
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,340
I don't give, I don't care about TikTok that much.

583
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,500
It's entertaining, I like watching those little snippets

584
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,980
of videos going, just flagging them one after another

585
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,940
because they're interesting.

586
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,340
It's people watching from my phone.

587
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,180
I agree.

588
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,340
And there's a lot of fun shit on there.

589
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,700
And there's a lot of boobies.

590
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,340
And there's, you know.

591
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:26,620
Hey, look, I'm shooting straight.

592
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:30,280
But you know what's on there that they don't like?

593
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,300
Trump supporters.

594
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,300
Oh yeah.

595
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,140
Okay.

596
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,660
So there are,

597
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,300
I don't know how to create a ratio

598
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,460
of all the videos they put on there,

599
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,620
but let's just say all the political videos

600
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:51,080
they have on there, I'd say 95% of them are right wing.

601
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,180
And they can't stand it.

602
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,020
Oh, I bet.

603
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,540
They wanna get rid of it because a billion people

604
00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:00,180
downloaded that app.

605
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:04,260
And there are people watching the riots.

606
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,980
Who's wanting to get rid of TikTok?

607
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:06,820
You're saying to-

608
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,340
Oh, probably the media, the liberals.

609
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,260
The Congress is talking about it.

610
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,100
You know?

611
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,880
I thought it was the conservatives

612
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,660
that are trying to get rid of TikTok, not the liberals.

613
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,900
I don't know.

614
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,700
I'm just reading between the lines.

615
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,420
And I don't think it is the conservatives.

616
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,980
It's the left wing that's trying to push this whole thing.

617
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:27,260
And you know, and they're using,

618
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,520
and this is tough because you go, you know?

619
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,720
And it's not like Huawei's got an infrastructure

620
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,160
that is going to do it.

621
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:40,080
Huawei has the infrastructure that if told by the great one

622
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:44,200
to, hey, look, you need to go in there and infiltrate XYZ.

623
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,040
They can.

624
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,080
Then that's what they gotta do

625
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,840
because the great one said, I gotta do it

626
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,440
and I gotta do it because I'm in a communist country.

627
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,880
So that's why we don't trust Huawei.

628
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,880
It's not because that they're doing it.

629
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,480
It's because they have the ability to do it.

630
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,000
And what does TikTok have that Facebook doesn't have?

631
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,160
That's the problem I've got.

632
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,080
I don't care.

633
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,040
Well, but okay.

634
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,840
I'm not denying that Facebook and Google and Yahoo,

635
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,120
they're collecting data for sure,

636
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,720
but those are not Chinese companies.

637
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,080
TikTok, everything that happens on TikTok

638
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,760
is being downloaded on Chinese servers in China.

639
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,560
There are so many Chinese things

640
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,280
that have the ability to infiltrate our phones

641
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,080
that we legitimately download and you're downloading it

642
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,720
and you gotta hit yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

643
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,960
fuck, you're not reading that five per cent.

644
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,760
Yeah, but I don't know if those are Chinese apps.

645
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,600
I don't know.

646
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,420
I don't know what they are.

647
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:34,600
I'm not saying they aren't,

648
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,520
but I know for a fact that TikTok

649
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,680
has been clearly identified as a security risk.

650
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,240
Well, yeah, but like Zoom?

651
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:42,880
Zoom has as well.

652
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,240
Zoom's a Chinese company as well.

653
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,080
Yeah. Really?

654
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:45,920
Yes. Yes.

655
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,720
This has been a topic of discussion too.

656
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:52,440
Zoom is used profoundly through businesses.

657
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,960
I mean, big infrastructures use Zoom to conduct their emails.

658
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,560
To me, that's a bigger threat than TikTok is.

659
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,360
Yeah, people have hacked that.

660
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,720
You've seen the footage where there's a classroom,

661
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,800
my wife uses it when she does classrooms, right?

662
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,120
All of a sudden, some guy will pop up

663
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,680
and start spouting off a bunch of crap

664
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,840
because he hacked the class, right?

665
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,600
Well, something being hacked, you know?

666
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,440
Yeah.

667
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,840
I wouldn't want to do that.

668
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,680
Yeah, I would too.

669
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,520
And you know what else?

670
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,040
Well, the things I would do.

671
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,600
As the teacher's really stupid questions,

672
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,480
she's like, who are you?

673
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,520
What student?

674
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,000
Just ask some obtuse question of the teacher.

675
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,560
Hello, Mrs. Johnson.

676
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,200
Who said that?

677
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,080
Dad.

678
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:47,360
Okay, so Eric Wan is the CEO of Zoom.

679
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,320
In a blog post, he stresses that Zoom is an American company

680
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,680
founded and headquartered in California,

681
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,320
incorporated in Delaware.

682
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:59,320
He is tired of being, the rumors that it is a Chinese company

683
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,480
with any allegations of links to the communist state.

684
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,360
Yeah, because I saw stories that it was.

685
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,280
So that's good, if it was fake.

686
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,200
Yeah, I had not heard that,

687
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,640
because I can promise you, if that were the case,

688
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640
there is no way,

689
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,440
I mean, we're talking about highly sensitive company

690
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,680
information being shared on Zoom each and every day,

691
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,520
all day long.

692
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,360
But that still does not.

693
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,200
But the business insider.

694
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,000
But that still does not take away the fact

695
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,520
that it is highly hackable.

696
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,920
Well, yeah, well sure.

697
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,600
I mean, that's just fun, like you were saying.

698
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,080
So the business insider, foreign intelligence agents,

699
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,000
Chinese spying.

700
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,280
Let me get this stupid advertisement out of here.

701
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Agency using online platforms and video conferencing apps

702
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,480
to spy on Americans.

703
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,600
So, yeah, hacking into Zoom is different

704
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,040
than Zoom downloading our information

705
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,360
and storing it on Chinese servers.

706
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,360
Sure, Chinese spies in particular

707
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,160
have exploited the coronavirus pandemic

708
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,280
to get information about Americans, blah, blah, blah.

709
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,480
The video conferencing app, Zoom,

710
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,920
has proven particularly susceptible to cyber intrusions

711
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,920
because of its popularities.

712
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,280
All right, so it doesn't say that it's from China.

713
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,120
And it doesn't say-

714
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,160
So maybe it's the Chinese hacking.

715
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,160
Maybe that's what it's doing.

716
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah.

717
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,040
You have Chinese companies that are hacking into the-

718
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:15,880
There you go.

719
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,480
Zoom bombers is what they're called.

720
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,680
Zoom bombers.

721
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,520
Zoom bombers, nice.

722
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,340
That's a word.

723
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,560
It's gonna be in the dictionary.

724
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,600
Webster's dictionary next year is Zoom bombers.

725
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,440
One word.

726
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,960
So, you know, they always do the word of the year.

727
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,480
What do you think it's gonna be this year?

728
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,320
Corona.

729
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,600
Corona or pandemic?

730
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,160
It's gonna be CHOP.

731
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,000
CHOP.

732
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,840
CHAS.

733
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,680
CHAS.

734
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,520
CHOP or CHAS.

735
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,360
It's gonna be Autonomous Zone.

736
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,960
God.

737
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,160
Mask.

738
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,000
I don't know.

739
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,840
What's the-

740
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,000
That's a good question.

741
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,840
Hell, man.

742
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,000
I think that's more popular than the person of the year

743
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,920
from Time Magazine.

744
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,760
They've ruined that.

745
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,240
Cause they did Greta Thunberg.

746
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,320
So retarded.

747
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,160
Who is, you know-

748
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,820
Who's Greta Thunberg?

749
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:03,960
She's that 15 year old.

750
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,800
I am.

751
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,640
I am.

752
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,360
I'm so jealous that you don't know who that is.

753
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,200
I wish.

754
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,020
Oh, you know.

755
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,860
Okay.

756
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,200
Shame on you or whatever the hell she said.

757
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,040
Yeah, she's 15 years, 14 years old

758
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,320
and she claims that, oh, she's the one that's like,

759
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,400
you know, has these beliefs and she's been spoon fed.

760
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,160
She's being spoon fed by her father.

761
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,560
Larry.

762
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,360
This greatness.

763
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,200
Well, the best-

764
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,020
How dare you?

765
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:30,280
The best story about Greta is she refuses to fly.

766
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,120
Okay?

767
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:31,940
That's a great story.

768
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:32,880
So she gets on a boat

769
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,160
and she's headed to some environmental conference

770
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,320
that's in Chile.

771
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,200
Okay?

772
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,520
And you know, it takes a while to get to Chile

773
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,160
from where she is, right?

774
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,120
By the time she arrives in Chile,

775
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:49,080
the conference was moved or canceled.

776
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,480
Ha ha ha.

777
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,320
Yes.

778
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:55,320
And so now Greta and whatever people were with her were

779
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,940
like, yeah, we need help getting home.

780
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,160
It was great.

781
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,240
So they flew home.

782
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,160
No, I don't think they did.

783
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,160
I think she was asking if she didn't want to be a hypocrite

784
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,840
and I think she was looking for somebody to help-

785
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,120
I'll give her credit for that.

786
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:10,960
Float her home.

787
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,280
But I don't know if she ended up flying or not.

788
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,120
Float home.

789
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,240
Yeah, float home.

790
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,120
Oh, it's that top one with the pink

791
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,280
where she's screaming at you.

792
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,280
I never watched it.

793
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,120
How dare you?

794
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,680
It was all about global warming and things like that.

795
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,520
That's what it was.

796
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,600
How dare you ruin our youth because you're a pig.

797
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,800
It's such a joke.

798
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,960
How dare you?

799
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,480
It's such a joke.

800
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,600
She's 17.

801
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,000
She's younger than the boys.

802
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,440
I don't see that there's any need to worry about it

803
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,480
because the world is going to end in 12 years anyway.

804
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,480
Yeah, exactly.

805
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,600
That's the perfect response.

806
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,280
According to AOC, right?

807
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,120
Mm-hmm.

808
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,960
We're done in 12 years.

809
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,800
I thought it already did end.

810
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,600
Well, I think Al Gore said we're done in 10 years, right?

811
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,240
That was 15 years ago?

812
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,160
I think so.

813
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,000
Maybe.

814
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,820
All right, so let's see.

815
00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,720
What other topics do we have?

816
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,840
Do we want to talk about that?

817
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,160
Would you say her name, Glaine Maxwell?

818
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,760
Gis-laine.

819
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,600
Gis-laine.

820
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,440
Gis-laine.

821
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,280
Gis-laine.

822
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,840
Gis-laine Maxwell, yeah.

823
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,080
She's, what I find fascinating is

824
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,200
she has been hiding out in Connecticut, I believe it was.

825
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,040
Okay.

826
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,640
In Vermont or something like that, on a farm.

827
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,600
Right.

828
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,200
And they couldn't find her for some reason.

829
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,920
Oh yeah, apparently she is very good at evading,

830
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,000
like she's able to go under the radar

831
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,760
and she's got the resources to do it.

832
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,280
Yeah, I read that, it was today I think I saw,

833
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,200
that they found her phone wrapped in tin foil

834
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,520
so they could track it.

835
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,360
Yes.

836
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,200
You know?

837
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,040
Yeah, they found her phone.

838
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,000
So the context of all this is now that she's been arrested,

839
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,840
they believe she's a flight risk.

840
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,600
Oh yeah, yeah, hell yeah she is.

841
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,080
Yeah, huge flight risk.

842
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,120
After she bought that huge ass mansion?

843
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,680
Well, they're just saying that it's not safe

844
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,160
to let her go out on bail, okay?

845
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,600
And part of the reasoning behind it.

846
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,520
Gis-laine Maxwell.

847
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,760
Was that when the FBI came to arrest her,

848
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040
they found her phone wrapped in tin foil.

849
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,360
Does that work?

850
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,160
That was my question, I was like, you know what?

851
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,880
Fast forward through all this other stuff.

852
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,360
Can't you wrap your telephone, your cell phone in tin foil

853
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,080
and you can't, the signal gets.

854
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,680
Well they make those Faraday cages

855
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,880
that you can put your phones in.

856
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,360
You sell them, stick it in a bag, it's a Faraday cage.

857
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,760
What are you saying, Faraday?

858
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,360
Yes, Faraday cage.

859
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,200
I've never even heard of that.

860
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,240
You've never heard of that.

861
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,080
No.

862
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,080
Look up Faraday cage, Mr. Producer.

863
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,600
F-A-R-A, Faraday cage.

864
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,280
Faraday cage.

865
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,400
There you go.

866
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,520
No, not the underwear. Cage.

867
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,840
Look at the EMF proof trunks.

868
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,680
Oh.

869
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,760
Electro magnetic frequency proof trunks.

870
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,600
Those are stylish though.

871
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,400
Keeps your peepee from getting.

872
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,720
Those are very stylish.

873
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,560
You got EMF proof.

874
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,840
But the moment you have to pee, all that irradiation is,

875
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,160
it goes in there.

876
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,280
But it blocks everything.

877
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,240
That's crazy, but that's not tin foil.

878
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,000
No, yeah, I don't know if tin foil works.

879
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,960
I don't think it would.

880
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,800
I don't think so either.

881
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800
It seems like if you're in your car,

882
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,680
I guess there's windows,

883
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,440
but you still have a steel roof over you.

884
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,520
You said tin foil, but you mean aluminum, right?

885
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,000
No, it was wrapped in tin foil.

886
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,280
No, it's aluminum.

887
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280
Aluminum.

888
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,600
Yes.

889
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,800
Aluminum.

890
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,840
Aluminum foil.

891
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,680
That's right.

892
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,400
Aluminum, so is it common,

893
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,360
aluminum foil is made out of a combination of tin and foil,

894
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,320
or aluminum?

895
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,160
It is aluminum.

896
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,000
Isn't it nickel?

897
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,840
Aluminum foil.

898
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,640
Well, I'm just trying to get gauged on

899
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,000
why it would refract frequencies.

900
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,640
But I don't think it does.

901
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,480
I don't know.

902
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,320
Well, I mean, let's try it.

903
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,960
Clearly it doesn't because they arrested her.

904
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,200
You have any tin foil in the house?

905
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,520
I have aluminum foil.

906
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,800
Aluminum.

907
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,000
Somebody wrapped their phone,

908
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,720
and then somebody else tried to call the phone

909
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,080
and see if it rings.

910
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,760
Careful, spontaneous.

911
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,200
So back in the day,

912
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,120
so back in the day,

913
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,280
was it actually made,

914
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,600
was tin foil and aluminum foil two different things?

915
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,520
Back when we were growing up?

916
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,360
I don't know.

917
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,200
I don't know.

918
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,040
I don't know either.

919
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,120
Because I called it tin foil,

920
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,240
but was it actually made out of something different

921
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,400
than it is today?

922
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,360
When you look on the box,

923
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,560
it says aluminum foil.

924
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,400
There you go.

925
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Tin foil is stiffer than aluminum foil.

926
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
It's more excited.

927
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,560
It's like tin taste.

928
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,160
Because it's usually going to receive some meat.

929
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,000
Oh, nice.

930
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,840
Wow, this went bad in a hurry.

931
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,560
The first audio recordings on a phonograph cylinders

932
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,200
are made on tin foil.

933
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,400
Okay, so it was largely replaced by aluminum foil.

934
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,240
So yeah.

935
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,560
Because of the flavor.

936
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,400
They gave it a flavor.

937
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,160
Oh yeah, I wonder if that tin caused cancer agents

938
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,480
to manifest inside the food.

939
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,320
Kind of leached out.

940
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,000
A slight tin taste.

941
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,960
Kind of like beer cans.

942
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,120
Kind of metallic.

943
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,760
Got that slight plastic insert.

944
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,560
You know, there's a plastic lining in.

945
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,000
We've already covered this.

946
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,920
We had a debate about bottles versus cans.

947
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,440
And apparently there is some plastic insert

948
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,640
that when you,

949
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,280
what do you do to the can to make it do that?

950
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,920
You had to bleach it in acid for all the.

951
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,720
It's like you expose it to as a muriatic acid

952
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,800
and the aluminum outside the can will dissolve,

953
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,000
leaving the plastic condom that is

954
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,640
inside the can, just leaves it.

955
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,480
So it's still, they take a Coke or whatever.

956
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,480
Kind of gross.

957
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,760
Put it in this chemical and it dissolves all the metal

958
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,720
around the can and you're left with a sack.

959
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,560
With a sack.

960
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,960
Nice little scrotum of cola.

961
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,600
So I bet you they do that

962
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:39,160
because you got to adhere the metal to something, right?

963
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,120
When they're forming the cans, obviously.

964
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,760
I think it has to do with the freshness.

965
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,400
Well, it has to do with the corrosion of the metal.

966
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,360
I think it has to do with the taste.

967
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,360
I think probably both.

968
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,440
Whether it's a can of beans or a can of beer,

969
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,440
they have to have that.

970
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,080
Corrosion is the primary reason

971
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,120
because it will oxidize and it,

972
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,040
what is, when you damage a can,

973
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,120
you get block, God bless it.

974
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:06,960
What is the name of it?

975
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,160
When you get a crushed can, you don't buy it

976
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,400
because you may get this sickness.

977
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,960
Block.

978
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,400
Well, no, there you go there.

979
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,400
Okay, so it's not, there's not.

980
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,400
Botulism, that's what I was thinking.

981
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,400
There's not metal on both sides of the plastic.

982
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,280
The plastic is on the inside of the can.

983
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,120
Correct.

984
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,920
And that's the barrier between the product and the metal.

985
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,920
Yeah, it's to protect it from.

986
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,120
Probably because the Coke would eat the aluminum.

987
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,960
There you go.

988
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,480
Well, all the chemicals, both.

989
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,320
Right.

990
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,160
Yeah, there you go.

991
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,000
Because it's got acid in it.

992
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,560
And the preservatives.

993
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,440
Now the can, like a can of beans or green beans

994
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,960
or any of that stuff, that's a different type of can.

995
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,160
That's.

996
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,000
That's not aluminum.

997
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,960
That's not aluminum.

998
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,040
Plus those are still.

999
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,880
What is that made out of?

1000
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,200
It must be tin.

1001
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,040
Tin.

1002
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,880
A tin can.

1003
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,720
Yeah, maybe.

1004
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,920
It's made out of strontium.

1005
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,080
Chromium.

1006
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,280
What the hell is that?

1007
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,920
Titanium, chromium.

1008
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,920
Strontium?

1009
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,000
What is that?

1010
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,160
Cliff Clavinism, you're just spewing over there?

1011
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,120
Periodic table.

1012
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,840
I seem to recall out of the bowels of my brain

1013
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,520
an episode of how it's made of canning beans and corn.

1014
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,360
Okay.

1015
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,680
And I thought they sprayed some kind of.

1016
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,280
Like a lacquer or a shellac or something

1017
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,120
on the inside of the can to prevent can flavor

1018
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,640
from getting into the food.

1019
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,240
Yes, it's lying with something.

1020
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,160
Oh, how they keep that from getting into the food.

1021
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,000
Plutonium.

1022
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,840
That I don't know.

1023
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Plutonium.

1024
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,800
See, there's some things we don't want to know.

1025
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,240
I guess why I won't watch the documentary Food.

1026
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,600
Is it called Food?

1027
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,800
It's that stuff that makes our guts swell.

1028
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah.

1029
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,840
We ingest it and it only goes here.

1030
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,960
Goes in our stomach and it's like,

1031
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,080
it makes the whole, this cavity just like.

1032
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,960
Well, that's just eating.

1033
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,760
That's called eating shit all the time.

1034
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,600
Like yeast.

1035
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,440
Yeah.

1036
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,880
Too many ass rules.

1037
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,400
Oh man, this COVID-19 is making me even more fat.

1038
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,080
And I know we don't have an excuse

1039
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,640
because we can log onto the website,

1040
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,240
we can go to the gym.

1041
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,080
I did.

1042
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:06,920
Fuck off.

1043
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,760
We do all sorts of stuff.

1044
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,760
Fuck off.

1045
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,040
I had to go to a funeral, all right?

1046
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:11,880
Frickin' excuse.

1047
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,960
And you went to the gym once.

1048
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,600
You could have done pushups while you were there.

1049
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,440
There you go.

1050
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,240
There really is no excuse.

1051
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,840
I mean, for all of us.

1052
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,720
No, no, no, I got the COVID-19 too, dude.

1053
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,880
I got easily 19 pounds out of this

1054
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,880
the last three or four months.

1055
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,920
19?

1056
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,760
Yeah.

1057
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,680
I was down to, yeah, I was down to 193

1058
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,800
and now I'm well over 210.

1059
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,280
When all the restaurants were closed,

1060
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,760
did you guys do a lot of takeout

1061
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,040
or did you do a lot more cooking at home?

1062
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,040
No, we just cooked at home.

1063
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,280
Yeah.

1064
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,120
Yeah, sort of.

1065
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,040
And we've got to stuck with that.

1066
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,720
Sean and I have gotten into sous vide.

1067
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,160
I'm sure Paul loves this topic.

1068
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,160
Getting into sous vide,

1069
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,040
I don't know if you're familiar with that.

1070
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:58,880
Have I shared with you this?

1071
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,720
I think I have, right?

1072
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,320
Is this the heat the meat in the water thing?

1073
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,160
Yes.

1074
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,000
Boil the food.

1075
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,320
It is tremendous.

1076
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,160
Really?

1077
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,000
It sounds retarded.

1078
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,840
It's hitting me.

1079
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,680
Oh, it's super.

1080
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,520
What do you mean?

1081
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,360
No.

1082
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,200
It's hitting me.

1083
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,040
No, no.

1084
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,160
The hamburgers were kind of a mess.

1085
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,120
Actually, those were pretty good, I thought.

1086
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,080
I thought they were too, but I was just.

1087
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,560
Well, I know some people didn't like them.

1088
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,320
Well, she was scared.

1089
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,400
She was kind of, please don't, I'm just scared.

1090
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,200
I'm gonna get, who was that?

1091
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,040
Liz.

1092
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,880
Oh, that was Liz.

1093
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,720
Liz.

1094
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,840
Yeah, she was concerned that we were gonna get E. coli

1095
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,120
or something, it wasn't gonna cook it out.

1096
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,960
Well, but you know what?

1097
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,640
She, later she was like, when she saw it

1098
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,720
and she realized kind of, yeah, she was fine.

1099
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,560
Yeah.

1100
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,400
No, a lot.

1101
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,240
I thought they tasted fantastic.

1102
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,080
They did, they were good.

1103
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,320
It tasted like a little.

1104
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,160
Meatloaf.

1105
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,000
Tender meatloaf, it was.

1106
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,080
And a lot of the fine steak houses,

1107
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,720
that's how they cook their steaks.

1108
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:49,560
Really.

1109
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,400
Yeah.

1110
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,240
Yes.

1111
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,060
That's exactly how they cook it.

1112
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,200
You want a steak medium rare?

1113
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,040
Guess what?

1114
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,920
They can cook that steak for 10 hours

1115
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,920
at 135 degrees-ish, and it'll be medium rare.

1116
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,600
And that's how, that's the temperature.

1117
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,320
I mean, if you want a medium well, raise it up to 140.

1118
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,120
And when you order your steak,

1119
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,640
what would you like medium rare?

1120
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,640
No problem, it'll be right back, it'll be right out.

1121
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,740
And the longer it's in that thing,

1122
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,160
the better it's gonna taste.

1123
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,020
They pull it out and they put it on a hot ass,

1124
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:22,160
they put it in their little sear machine.

1125
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,000
Sear it.

1126
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,240
Put their little butter on it.

1127
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,000
Please and thank you.

1128
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,280
That is an Indian American pale ale.

1129
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,240
You want something a little bit lighter, high life?

1130
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,200
That'd be great.

1131
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,680
Why don't you pass them over there?

1132
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,040
We also have some Estelle.

1133
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,880
Well, this isn't white.

1134
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,720
No, Stella.

1135
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,620
This is just Miller.

1136
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:40,460
Whatever.

1137
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,300
Stella, Stella.

1138
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,860
Miller high life, man.

1139
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:48,760
Yeah, the sous vide, we really got into, still am.

1140
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,140
I did it last night, as a matter of fact,

1141
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,200
I made a couple chicken breasts.

1142
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,560
And they look nasty as hell when you first pull them out,

1143
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,760
and then you put them on a pan, you sear it,

1144
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,080
sear it, perfectly done.

1145
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,780
Yeah, because you vacuum pack them first.

1146
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:04,040
And when you vacuum pack them,

1147
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,080
they've got that, depending on the bag that you got,

1148
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,080
they've got the little grid cross.

1149
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,760
So when you suck it, it adheres to the chicken.

1150
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,920
So when you cut the bag open, you release it.

1151
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,740
Of course, Jeff does his a little bit different.

1152
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,440
His, I think, ultimately probably tastes better.

1153
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,440
Mine tastes almost as good, but mine's ready to go.

1154
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,280
So.

1155
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,120
Mine's better than mine.

1156
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,680
Yeah, so basically what I do is like,

1157
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,560
when I do a pork loin, I take the entire pork loin,

1158
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,720
this fricking three foot monstrosity.

1159
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,560
Big horse peanut.

1160
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Season the shit out of it,

1161
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,000
stuff it in one of those little bags,

1162
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,920
suck it until it's all, suck the air out of it,

1163
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,620
seal it down, and of all things,

1164
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,120
I put it in my kitchen sink.

1165
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,560
I put it in my kitchen sink, and I take my sous vide

1166
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,600
and clamp it into the metal little bar, the center bar,

1167
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,840
and I put that thing on 140 degrees.

1168
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,820
And I usually do it, or I try to do it as late as possible.

1169
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,200
Early as possible or late as possible.

1170
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,660
Either I wake up at two in the morning, I take it out,

1171
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:15,500
or I put it in and let it cook for like six hours.

1172
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,520
But you recently did one.

1173
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,040
Did you put those all in the freezer?

1174
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,440
I've done like six.

1175
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,280
And.

1176
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,400
Did you have one that's like still out there?

1177
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,240
Well.

1178
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,080
Or did you eat it?

1179
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,840
They're, okay, so the one I just did was in the refrigerator.

1180
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,320
So let me finish with the process.

1181
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,520
So I cook it in the sink, and then I take it out.

1182
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,360
When it's done cooking, usually, hopefully about six hours,

1183
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,720
I take it, I put it in the fridge, and straighten it all out

1184
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,440
so it gets all nice and stiff.

1185
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,100
And let it sit in there for, you know, two days-ish.

1186
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,400
And then I take it out of the fridge, open the bag up,

1187
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,400
I stick it in, wash it off, get all the jelly.

1188
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,240
Yeah.

1189
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,080
Jelly.

1190
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:54,900
I don't know if you read it.

1191
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,040
I get all the jelly and the crap off, the nasty shit.

1192
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,880
From Paul's ass.

1193
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,840
And then I slice it, and it's like little half inch slices

1194
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,220
all the way down.

1195
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:05,680
And I lay them all out, and I put them in smaller bags.

1196
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,840
You know, re-seal them.

1197
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,680
Yeah, put them in smaller bags, re-seal it,

1198
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,340
and I'm telling you, they're cooked, they're ready to go.

1199
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:15,920
So for lunch, I don't have to sit there and fuck around.

1200
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,920
I just basically take a skillet.

1201
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,760
And just pan fry it.

1202
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,240
And I sear it.

1203
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,240
And it's probably a minute on each side,

1204
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,280
and I put it in the microwave for another 30 seconds,

1205
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,320
and it's done.

1206
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,520
I can add whatever flavor I want.

1207
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,880
It's already pre-seasoned.

1208
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,920
It's got a good base to it.

1209
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,200
The kids love it.

1210
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,120
Nice, because it's ready to go.

1211
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,260
Jeff does his different.

1212
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:37,920
Jeff, why don't you explain how you make yours?

1213
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,120
Well, I do mine.

1214
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,840
I keep them.

1215
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,720
I keep it raw.

1216
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,440
So I do it to order, right?

1217
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,000
And I think that's probably, I think they turn out

1218
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,320
probably a little bit juicier.

1219
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,440
So I vacuum all the meat raw, and I'll season it,

1220
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,280
and I'll stick it in the freezer.

1221
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,800
So when we want chicken, I pulled it out,

1222
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,640
thawed it, and I just throw it in there,

1223
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,520
cooked for a couple hours in the sous vide,

1224
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,200
and then I pull it out, and then I just sear it, done.

1225
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,120
And then we eat it for that night.

1226
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,400
So it takes a little bit longer than not as instant meals

1227
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,640
like Sean's.

1228
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,800
Instant meals, yeah.

1229
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,320
But I think the quality, like the chicken, I think,

1230
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,960
is probably moister than if you reheat it.

1231
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,800
Yeah, but that's also a learning curve, too,

1232
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,280
because I've learned that if I take it out of the freezer

1233
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,440
and I boil it, when you boil it, it actually makes it drier.

1234
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,360
Because you keep cooking it.

1235
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,080
Yeah, so what you do is you take it out of the freezer,

1236
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,160
and you just set it there.

1237
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,360
Let it get to room temperature, and then just

1238
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,320
throw it in the skillet.

1239
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,440
Don't boil it.

1240
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,680
I mean, that was the mistake I was making.

1241
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,720
All right, this is probably boring shit out of Larry.

1242
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,320
Can somebody pass me the revolver

1243
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,800
so I can shoot myself?

1244
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,360
Well, hey, when you're done with it, can you give it to me?

1245
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560
God.

1246
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,800
So anyways, COVID-19, the whole thing.

1247
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,760
We've been doing this.

1248
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,040
You asked a question.

1249
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,040
Yeah, so as far as eating healthier, I mean, it does.

1250
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,280
I mean, you wouldn't think it.

1251
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,120
God bless.

1252
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:11,560
But I'm thinking, if we weren't eating this healthy,

1253
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,200
I'm thinking I'd be two times bigger.

1254
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,320
I don't eat that bad.

1255
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,080
I don't.

1256
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,840
I mean, it's just like a couple of times a week,

1257
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,760
I'll have a burger.

1258
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,640
And I think it's mostly the booze.

1259
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,080
That'll do it to you.

1260
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,840
I tell you what, the whole nation, I think.

1261
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,400
I would be interested to know what the alcohol sales

1262
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,880
increase is in the United States.

1263
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,720
I think that's one industry that's doing well.

1264
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:41,000
It's got to be up big time.

1265
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,360
I think people are drinking way.

1266
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,920
Yes.

1267
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,160
And they're stressed out, right?

1268
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,920
I mean, a lot of people drink to just escape the stress

1269
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,880
and the uncertainty and the craziness that's

1270
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,800
going on in the news and all that kind of shit, right?

1271
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000
Yeah, I think people are drinking like way more

1272
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,160
than they did before.

1273
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,880
38.6%.

1274
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,440
That's the percent increase in sales?

1275
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Yep.

1276
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,880
Sales rose by 38.6%.

1277
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,680
Wow.

1278
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,680
That's pretty impressive.

1279
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,160
That's a lot.

1280
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,440
Tremendous.

1281
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,360
That tells you what you need to know right there.

1282
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,800
That's crazy.

1283
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,360
Because I tell you, I'm drinking way more.

1284
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,360
Do you guys with your wives or family, non-COVID time,

1285
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,160
do you all eat out a lot?

1286
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,600
Sell them every now and then?

1287
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,720
Before COVID hit you mean?

1288
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,200
Yeah.

1289
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,040
No, we've never been a big eat out family.

1290
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,400
My wife likes to eat out.

1291
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,520
I don't.

1292
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,360
She orders a lot of food for delivery.

1293
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,560
Let's put it that way.

1294
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,400
I'm more of a home cooker.

1295
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,520
I'd like to cook food.

1296
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,520
But she loves ordering food.

1297
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,880
Like DoorDash?

1298
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,320
Yeah, something like that.

1299
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:50,840
Joe's.

1300
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,960
Or Shawn Dash.

1301
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,720
Or Shawn Dash.

1302
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,560
Shawn Dash.

1303
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,080
Yeah.

1304
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,720
I've not heard of that company.

1305
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,080
It's not uncommon for me to go up to Macaroni Grill

1306
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,400
and slam down two bourbons while waiting for an order.

1307
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,880
Well, no wonder your family meals cost so much.

1308
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,880
You're burning $20 in booze while you're waiting.

1309
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,760
The secret is to go before the happy hour program ends.

1310
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,160
They've got a fantastic deal on their well bourbon.

1311
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,920
Really?

1312
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,040
Jack Daniels.

1313
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:17,560
Nice.

1314
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,840
For their well.

1315
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,040
And Macaroni Grill.

1316
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:20,880
Macaroni Grill.

1317
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,480
Own it.

1318
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,920
Who knew?

1319
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,600
Very nice.

1320
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,160
Before 7.

1321
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,000
OK.

1322
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,960
Sometimes you can have a shrimp parfait.

1323
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,880
So you get there at 2?

1324
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,560
Shrimp parfait?

1325
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,040
Yeah.

1326
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,280
You know, if you play your cards right,

1327
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,440
you can order a shrimp parfait.

1328
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,680
It's included in the happy hour program.

1329
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,480
Is that like a dessert?

1330
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,640
Shrimp parfait?

1331
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,520
It looks like a little shrimp cocktail thing.

1332
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,560
That's exactly what it is.

1333
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,480
It's a cocktail sauce.

1334
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,400
Like diced up to me.

1335
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,800
Not a parfait.

1336
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,360
Shrimp parfait.

1337
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,960
Sounds like you've done this a couple or hundreds of times.

1338
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,960
I've done it.

1339
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,840
It's 899.

1340
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,360
Interesting.

1341
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,640
Very happy hour.

1342
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,360
Yeah.

1343
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,440
We usually go out to eat probably maybe twice a week,

1344
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,200
sometimes three times a week, once during the week

1345
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,200
or something like that.

1346
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,520
But man, when the COVID thing hit and everything

1347
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,480
was shut down, my wife and I were,

1348
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:15,240
we were shocked at ourselves on how much we rely on going out

1349
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,280
to eat as our entertainment.

1350
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:17,920
Yeah.

1351
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,080
People watching and the whole experience.

1352
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,520
Yeah, you get one or two other couples,

1353
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,560
you go out to dinner someplace, have a few drinks,

1354
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,560
yuck it up a little bit.

1355
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,760
Well, that was all over.

1356
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,240
Yeah.

1357
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,840
That was all done.

1358
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,240
What do we do now?

1359
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,080
Yeah.

1360
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,920
You know what you do now?

1361
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,560
You drink.

1362
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,800
You drink.

1363
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,480
I'm telling you.

1364
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,200
I mean, this all feeds into it.

1365
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,400
And then we would do the takeout stuff from restaurant.

1366
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,120
Like Sean was talking about macaroni grill or chilies

1367
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,800
or whatever else.

1368
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,720
Yeah.

1369
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,600
I don't know, man.

1370
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
It's just not the same.

1371
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,160
I agree.

1372
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:48,640
It's not.

1373
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,000
You got it in this styrofoam thing.

1374
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,840
By the time you get home, it's cold.

1375
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,880
It's a deal breaker.

1376
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,320
It's just, yeah.

1377
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,600
We just had this discussion.

1378
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,360
French fries.

1379
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,760
Yeah, I agree with you 100%.

1380
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,400
If I have a choice, but you know what?

1381
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,800
My wife likes it.

1382
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,320
It's all that matters.

1383
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,000
There you go.

1384
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,800
And the end result's to save your fool.

1385
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,880
I'm with you, though.

1386
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,880
I mean, it's getting out of the house.

1387
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,640
Sure.

1388
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,640
It's being in a restaurant.

1389
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,440
I mean, the food is not amazing.

1390
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,760
That's not why you, you know what I mean?

1391
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,680
It's something to do.

1392
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,440
It's to go someplace and see other human beings.

1393
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,160
Even now with the, what is it now, 50% capacity?

1394
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,120
Is that what the rule is?

1395
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,520
Yeah.

1396
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,560
Well, it's going back and forth.

1397
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,960
Even now with kind of sparse seating and the rest,

1398
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,960
it's still kind of weird.

1399
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,720
Yeah.

1400
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,320
Yeah.

1401
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,680
The essence of it's so clinical.

1402
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,520
You know, it just, the Russell bustle's different.

1403
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,680
Not to mention your waiters and waitresses all have these things

1404
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,480
over their masks.

1405
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,960
You can't understand what the hell they're saying.

1406
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,120
And they're bitter.

1407
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,720
Well, they are.

1408
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,360
They're bitter.

1409
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,680
Hey, look, we went to go eat at Austin, where we go,

1410
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,520
the original pancake house.

1411
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,720
My wife's grandmother had passed away and the great Mimi.

1412
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,400
So you went out to eat?

1413
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,680
After the service.

1414
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,720
After the funeral.

1415
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:09,920
Yeah, because they were going to have a,

1416
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,400
it's kind of difficult to bring all the family members in

1417
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,800
to have a big family feast.

1418
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,120
So we just, we were on our way home from Irving.

1419
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,240
And we were like, because this is the first time we had all

1420
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,560
my kids in the same vehicle.

1421
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,160
Oh, yeah.

1422
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,120
For such a long time.

1423
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,280
Madeline was with us.

1424
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,840
Yeah, they've left the nest.

1425
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,720
It was crazy.

1426
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,160
And then I was like, let's go.

1427
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,320
No, we're going to go eat.

1428
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,880
Because they were kind of like, yeah, shut up.

1429
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,400
You guys are all in the fucking car.

1430
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,600
We're all going to go eat because this is not

1431
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,640
going to happen again.

1432
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,400
Right.

1433
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,400
For a very long time.

1434
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,640
So we went to go eat at the original pancake house.

1435
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,360
And the service was good.

1436
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:50,800
But you could tell there was an air of disgust with her.

1437
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,000
That you were there eating?

1438
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,360
No, that she's just bitter with life

1439
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,400
because she doesn't know what's going

1440
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,920
to happen from day to day.

1441
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,120
She's happy she has a job.

1442
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,120
But it's just like, and we ended up

1443
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,160
tipping her a lot for what she did.

1444
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,440
Because it's got to be tough for them.

1445
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,800
I'm very thankful that both my wife and I have essential jobs.

1446
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,080
And we're both busy as shit.

1447
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,280
And we're both, we're making money.

1448
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,920
But these other people, I feel bad.

1449
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,400
Yeah.

1450
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,920
It's a horrible, horrible thing that they're

1451
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,640
having to go through.

1452
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,280
Yeah, everybody's on edge, man.

1453
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,440
Everybody's on edge with everything that's going on.

1454
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,280
They're sick of COVID.

1455
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,640
They're sick of the lockdown thing.

1456
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,000
They're sick of the unrest.

1457
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,080
There's a lot of shit going on right now.

1458
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,600
Man, if these schools don't open up come fall.

1459
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,360
I'm telling you.

1460
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,520
Oh my god.

1461
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,440
Oh lord.

1462
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,360
It's going to be mayhem.

1463
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,560
My wife's a teacher.

1464
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,600
And they still don't know what they're going to do.

1465
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,960
They haven't made the official announcement

1466
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,200
if they're going to be in class or a mix of in class, remote,

1467
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:50,960
or all remote.

1468
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,160
They still don't know yet.

1469
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,760
Yeah, I read a story today.

1470
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,000
One of the big school districts in California

1471
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,160
said that when they did the full online,

1472
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,760
they finished the school year online,

1473
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,560
they said it was a complete failure.

1474
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,280
Oh, I believe it.

1475
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,840
100% failure.

1476
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,440
In terms of what the kids learned,

1477
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,400
how well the teachers did in teaching,

1478
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,720
I mean, it absolutely did not work.

1479
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,320
I believe it.

1480
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:16,840
I believe it.

1481
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,640
I believe it.

1482
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,600
My kids finished school and they didn't do shit.

1483
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,560
No, they didn't.

1484
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,120
Stephen.

1485
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,040
They didn't do anything.

1486
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:23,800
Stephen's a senior.

1487
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,160
Preston's a senior.

1488
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,640
His son's a senior.

1489
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,640
And they didn't do crap the last six weeks.

1490
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,840
And the teachers couldn't have cared less.

1491
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,080
You know, but to be honest, well.

1492
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,920
To be fair.

1493
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,920
To be fair.

1494
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,880
To be fair.

1495
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,600
That was gay.

1496
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,120
So.

1497
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,560
You watched Leonard Kenney?

1498
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,080
Who?

1499
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:43,600
Leonard Kenney.

1500
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,880
Larry is mortified right now.

1501
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,880
He's kind of like, what the fuck did I get myself into?

1502
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,680
No, no, he's just thinking one and done.

1503
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,180
Right.

1504
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,960
Yeah.

1505
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,040
I thought I had a nickel.

1506
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,280
So what was I saying?

1507
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,600
You said to be fair.

1508
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,120
And then we started singing.

1509
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,120
And before that, we were talking about school,

1510
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,480
about how the seniors didn't do shit.

1511
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,920
The seniors don't do shit anyways the last semester.

1512
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,160
OK, very true.

1513
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,080
So that's very true.

1514
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,720
When I was a senior, when we were seniors, you went to school.

1515
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:20,920
You had a full load.

1516
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,280
Until the last fucking day.

1517
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,720
There was none of this shit.

1518
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,760
You worked your ass off all six periods, eight periods,

1519
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,800
however periods you had, until the end of the school year.

1520
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,440
And when the end of the school year was done, you were done.

1521
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:32,960
OK?

1522
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,400
Now, the last six months, it's a cakewalk.

1523
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,560
They're like, I get to sleep in until 10.

1524
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,360
I go to one class, and then I leave

1525
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,800
for the rest of the day.

1526
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,560
That is bullshit.

1527
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,560
I remember.

1528
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,360
Why are we, we're grooming our kids for failure.

1529
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,120
I don't understand that.

1530
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,560
Because when we went to high school,

1531
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,840
if you had modified school hours,

1532
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,040
it was because you got a hardship,

1533
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,280
and you were able to leave school early to go work.

1534
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,520
Yeah, exactly right.

1535
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,920
I've bitched so much to my wife about this

1536
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,840
that they don't have finals.

1537
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,040
There's no finals.

1538
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,800
Like ever?

1539
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,040
Or just for the seniors?

1540
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,160
No, there's no finals.

1541
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:09,960
For the seniors?

1542
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,680
Or any of them?

1543
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,680
None of them.

1544
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,840
Every class, the boys do not have finals.

1545
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,920
They have a star test.

1546
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,680
I think this is a conspiracy to dumb the kids down

1547
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,320
in the United States, I think it is.

1548
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,280
What, for China to take us over?

1549
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,240
I don't know.

1550
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,080
I don't know where it's coming from.

1551
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,680
It's just a fact that I'm not talking about the conspiracy.

1552
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,200
I'm talking about it's just a fact

1553
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,000
that the kids are getting stupid.

1554
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,040
Less educated.

1555
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,040
They're getting less educated, and it's

1556
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,760
just the quality of the stuff that they're not teaching them.

1557
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,920
They don't know about a lot of things.

1558
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,800
A lot of things.

1559
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,160
They don't know about the history of the United States.

1560
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:45,680
I know.

1561
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,840
It's unbelievable.

1562
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,160
Tearing down, they don't know the statues

1563
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,360
they're tearing down.

1564
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,040
I mean, it's embarrassing.

1565
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,440
And we don't know about contemporary world affairs.

1566
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,280
And when you hear some of the interviews of some

1567
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,080
of the children or the teenagers in some

1568
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,720
of the other countries, and they bring up a particular subject

1569
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,120
like the Tonight Show, they'll interview people.

1570
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,880
And they'll ask them questions about contemporary world affairs

1571
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,400
to see if they know how to answer the question correctly.

1572
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,760
And they get some European person

1573
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,640
on that speaks English.

1574
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,440
And they're kind of like, yeah, I

1575
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,800
wasn't taught here in the United States.

1576
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,040
That's why I know the answer.

1577
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,760
And they kind of walked off with their nose

1578
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,800
snubbed up in the air.

1579
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,040
And rightfully so.

1580
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,320
Because our system is failing.

1581
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,120
And I want to know.

1582
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,080
The public school system is a failure.

1583
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,040
I want to know why.

1584
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,920
I want to know who's making these decisions.

1585
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,200
And I've got some personal feelings about it.

1586
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,040
And I think it's some conspiracy, deep-seated shit,

1587
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:45,400
that there's some sort of entity that's trying to keep us dumb.

1588
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,600
I don't know.

1589
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,080
I don't know how to respond to that.

1590
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,680
It's almost to the point where I'd almost

1591
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,440
like to run for school board to try to make changes.

1592
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,960
Wow.

1593
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,680
My kids are out of school.

1594
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,000
But seniors should not have the cakewalk that they have.

1595
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,680
No, they should be busting their butt.

1596
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,200
Yeah, they're not making them ready for college.

1597
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:04,920
That's for sure.

1598
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,920
No, because I know Brandon, my oldest,

1599
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,400
he's gone a couple of years in college now.

1600
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:16,600
He was completely surprised at the whole final concept,

1601
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,880
taking a final exam.

1602
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,280
Oh, when he actually got to ask a question.

1603
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,120
Yeah, he goes, dad, they're going

1604
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,160
to test me over the whole quarter.

1605
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,800
I was like, yes.

1606
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,000
How is that fair?

1607
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:24,640
Yeah.

1608
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:24,920
Why do you think?

1609
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,920
How can I remember all this?

1610
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,920
It's impossible.

1611
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,640
But I'm white.

1612
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,000
I've got privilege.

1613
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,640
And I was like, don't they understand?

1614
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,160
You don't remember me complaining

1615
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,040
about how it does not have finals.

1616
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,440
And he struggled.

1617
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,440
He had to figure it out.

1618
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,080
He's like, I have to study three days for one exam.

1619
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,320
Yeah, you do.

1620
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:43,960
You do.

1621
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,320
Yeah, that's how it is.

1622
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,720
He's like, well, that sucks.

1623
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,240
I was like, yes, it does.

1624
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,400
You know what I tell my boys?

1625
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,520
I was like, you putting forth any sort of effort

1626
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,960
gives you a total leg up on your peers.

1627
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,600
Total.

1628
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,880
It's true.

1629
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,640
My youngest daughter just graduated from high school.

1630
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,880
We're in Carrollton, Carrollton Farmer's Branch

1631
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,560
Independent School District, which is now a ghetto.

1632
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,080
Right.

1633
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:12,560
The hood.

1634
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,400
Carrollton is?

1635
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Yes.

1636
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,520
So her junior and senior year, we pulled her out

1637
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:22,240
of the public school, and we put her in private school.

1638
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:24,720
And she had finals, and she had stuff

1639
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,720
to do with all this goofy online stuff until the bitter end.

1640
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,200
Right.

1641
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,880
I mean, she was private school, though, right?

1642
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,880
She had it, yeah.

1643
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,000
And there's a difference.

1644
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,840
Public school is failing our kids.

1645
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,640
Totally.

1646
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,760
It absolutely drives me nuts.

1647
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,160
I've bitched my wife so many times.

1648
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,080
She doesn't want to hear it anymore.

1649
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:40,920
You know?

1650
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,600
Well, she's part.

1651
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,000
I mean, she's a teacher.

1652
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,320
Yes, she is.

1653
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,800
Yeah, but in a public school.

1654
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,480
Correct.

1655
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,840
Yeah, but she doesn't pick the.

1656
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,400
No, no, no, no.

1657
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,160
I'm not saying she's part of the problem.

1658
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,240
I'm saying, I mean, she's got to be passionate about it.

1659
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,960
But maybe she's kind of worn out.

1660
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,800
Like, from what I understand, all the teachers

1661
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,480
are kind of beaten down.

1662
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,400
No, she does things a little bit differently,

1663
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,360
where she holds the students more accountable.

1664
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,760
And she's allowed to do that because of where she's at.

1665
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,640
They have different standards there.

1666
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,960
And the students are expected to be professional.

1667
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,680
It's more real world-like, if you want to call it that.

1668
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,600
So she holds the students to a higher standard,

1669
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,360
and she does it, too.

1670
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,240
She doesn't let them get away with the bullshit

1671
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,760
that regular school do.

1672
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,880
Another issue I have are retests.

1673
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,760
Oh, I know.

1674
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,260
I know.

1675
00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:32,840
Isn't that crazy?

1676
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,480
I hear this, and I go, god, why didn't I have that?

1677
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,760
I never had a retest.

1678
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,480
Isn't that great?

1679
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,600
And I tell Brandon, I tell Stephen, well,

1680
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,400
Brandon knows now.

1681
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,640
I was like, you don't get a retest in college.

1682
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,360
You fail it.

1683
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,440
You fail it.

1684
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,600
You don't get the chance to go back and get a 70 or whatever.

1685
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,760
No, you get an F.

1686
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,440
It totally waters down their effort.

1687
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,200
Their work ethic.

1688
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Yeah.

1689
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,000
Yeah.

1690
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,480
Because in high school, they're like,

1691
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,440
I'm going to halfway study.

1692
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,440
If I do good, I'll do good.

1693
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,040
If not, I'll just redo a retest.

1694
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,720
No, it doesn't work out in the real world.

1695
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,440
No, I don't.

1696
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,280
You fail at an assignment or your project, you fail.

1697
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,360
You don't go to your boss and go, hey, you know,

1698
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,720
I used to be able to get retests.

1699
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,960
Yeah, let's just present it again.

1700
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,960
Can I redo this?

1701
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,400
Let's present it again.

1702
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:12,920
No.

1703
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,160
You don't get that opportunity.

1704
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,400
I'm going to pay you twice to do the same job?

1705
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:16,920
No.

1706
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,400
Because me and all my friends, we

1707
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,720
used to get trophies for all kinds of stuff.

1708
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,080
Or you're in the military shooting the bad guy.

1709
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:23,960
Hey, I missed that time.

1710
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,600
Can I retest and try to shoot you again?

1711
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,080
Time out.

1712
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,080
Yeah, time out.

1713
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,440
Stop, everybody.

1714
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,800
Stop.

1715
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,120
That's so natural.

1716
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,000
OK, that's the second shot you're taking at me.

1717
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,680
So Austin, be prepared in the real world.

1718
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:36,880
You don't get to retest shit.

1719
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,080
It is.

1720
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:38,680
Yeah.

1721
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,560
So where's your daughter going to college?

1722
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,120
She is going to go to Texas Tech.

1723
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:44,880
Very nice.

1724
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,680
That's a good school.

1725
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,080
The oldest daughter is going to be a junior there,

1726
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,400
so I'll have two of them.

1727
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,320
My son, my oldest, is transferring to Texas Tech.

1728
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,320
He was at Stephen F. Austin for the last two years.

1729
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,800
But he's transferring this year.

1730
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,280
That's a beautiful campus.

1731
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,120
It is.

1732
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,480
It's absolutely beautiful.

1733
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,720
And he went there, and that's what attracted him there.

1734
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:06,640
And it's a very small school.

1735
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,040
So that was a detractor.

1736
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,960
And plus, he played football for them.

1737
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,720
And when he stopped playing football,

1738
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:16,760
I think that kind of soured the whole thing,

1739
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,920
because the coaching shifted.

1740
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,800
Anyway, I don't want to get into all that.

1741
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,880
But I think when he stopped playing football,

1742
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,120
that whole part of his life was gone.

1743
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,640
It shifted the attitude towards SFA a little bit.

1744
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,040
He was there for two years?

1745
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,520
He was there for two years.

1746
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,240
Normally, when you're into your third year at a college,

1747
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,800
you have some sort of familiarity and maybe

1748
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,960
a loyalty to the school.

1749
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,080
It's kind of gutsy for him to move.

1750
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:46,000
Well, part of the problem is his whole family,

1751
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,360
his whole collection of friends was on the football team.

1752
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,120
Larry, he's got a girlfriend.

1753
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,240
And she's going to tech?

1754
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:52,720
No.

1755
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:55,080
Yeah, she's done.

1756
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,440
And so he played the freshman year.

1757
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,400
And he finally said, I'm done with football.

1758
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,080
I'm done.

1759
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:01,960
I don't want to deal with another.

1760
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,840
And there's a coaching change.

1761
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,040
I don't want to deal with it.

1762
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,560
So he was done.

1763
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,400
But all his friends and everything,

1764
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,400
his whole social life with everything

1765
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,560
was tied with the football team.

1766
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,360
So when that was gone, it was gone.

1767
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,760
So he was last year, he really struggled with it.

1768
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,480
Everybody wants to be in a group, right?

1769
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,640
Like whether it's a frat or this or that.

1770
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,120
I mean, imagine being in a frat for a year or two.

1771
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,560
And then you get kicked out of the frat.

1772
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,440
It'd be the same kind of feeling, right?

1773
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,640
Yeah, he didn't get kicked out.

1774
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,440
But he's stopped doing it.

1775
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,200
And he's stayed in touch with some.

1776
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,600
But it's not the same.

1777
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,520
And he struggled with it.

1778
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,520
And here it is.

1779
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,680
And I think he'll enjoy himself out in Texas Tech.

1780
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,120
It's bigger.

1781
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,280
There's more experience.

1782
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,560
He's a big dude, too.

1783
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,800
I don't know why he can still probably hang out

1784
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,560
with those guys.

1785
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,120
But you know what he's amazed with?

1786
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,520
As big as he is, all those other guys in the football team.

1787
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,320
I mean, he's what?

1788
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:49,080
6'6, 6'5?

1789
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,160
He's 6'5.

1790
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,720
He played at 6'5.

1791
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,720
He said he was 3'10 when he was playing.

1792
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,360
Wow.

1793
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,000
The guys on the football team are bigger than him.

1794
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,160
I mean, it's just I'm not talking about the front line.

1795
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,760
I'm talking about like there are some really large individuals.

1796
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,560
It's just it blows me away.

1797
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,560
That's what it was.

1798
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,520
Because he was the biggest one all the way.

1799
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,080
Every class he was in, all the way through senior year,

1800
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,560
he was always the biggest.

1801
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,920
And he goes to college, he goes during the spring training.

1802
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,080
His dad, he goes, it's weird.

1803
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,680
He goes, I'm not used to not being the biggest.

1804
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,600
He goes, I'm bigger than some guys.

1805
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,360
He goes, but there's other guys that are bigger than me.

1806
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,600
They had some linemen that were 6'7, 6'8.

1807
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,160
Crazy.

1808
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,680
It's crazy.

1809
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,960
No, that's insane.

1810
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,600
I just feel bad for the graduating seniors.

1811
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,960
Their college experience is going

1812
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,480
to be so weird going into their freshman year,

1813
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:42,480
not having any, probably going to be all online or whatever.

1814
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,880
What's Texas Tech doing?

1815
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,520
I don't think they've decided yet.

1816
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:52,080
But whether it's live classes or whether it's online classes,

1817
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,680
both of them have the daughters have announced, we're leaving.

1818
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,600
Same with myself.

1819
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,000
You know what?

1820
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,200
I think that's important.

1821
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,760
My senior is the same way.

1822
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,320
He's going to blend college until he

1823
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,040
wants to transfer to Arkansas.

1824
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,760
And my wife and I were very clear.

1825
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,280
We're like, he needs to go.

1826
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,200
You know what I mean?

1827
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,960
That's part of the experience.

1828
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,480
It is.

1829
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,240
And I'm a firm believer that it's 50-50, right?

1830
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,600
50% school, 50% trying to live on your own for the first time.

1831
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,320
Absolutely.

1832
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,040
Learning how to be a roommate, learning

1833
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,520
how to shop for groceries, learning

1834
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,920
how to cook for yourself, learning

1835
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,280
how to get along with other people that aren't your family.

1836
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,080
That's right.

1837
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:27,680
That's huge.

1838
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,560
There's a lot of life lessons.

1839
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,560
It's 100% life lessons.

1840
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,360
And it's going to suck.

1841
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,520
A lot of it's going to suck.

1842
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,240
They're going to realize that it's not.

1843
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,880
We keep trying to tell them, he's

1844
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,040
going to be the worst roommate ever.

1845
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,280
You should see his room.

1846
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,480
You should see every room he ever goes into.

1847
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,640
We're trying to tell him, your roommates

1848
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,680
are going to hate you because you're

1849
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,840
a slobby individual that doesn't care about his space.

1850
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,400
And I tell you what, some of these boys

1851
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,080
would not be friends at the end of the year.

1852
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,800
Oh, they won't be.

1853
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,600
That's the way it works.

1854
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,000
Yeah, that's my concern.

1855
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,640
Some of these people will not be friends

1856
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:58,680
by the end of the year.

1857
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,080
There's going to be disagreements.

1858
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:00,680
Oh, yeah.

1859
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,880
That's the good thing.

1860
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,880
Right, and if they know how to solve problems,

1861
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,840
that's another thing about life, knowing how to solve problems.

1862
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,480
You can just throw your hands up and say,

1863
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,720
we're never going to be friends again.

1864
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,280
Or you can work your damn problems out, like adults,

1865
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,120
like men.

1866
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:14,560
Well, the hard part is.

1867
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,760
That's another life skill.

1868
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,760
The hard part is you're living together.

1869
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,640
Yeah, sure.

1870
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,040
Sleeping in the same bed is awkward.

1871
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,480
Yeah, spooning.

1872
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,720
And you can't say it.

1873
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,920
And it's not like.

1874
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,280
You took it too far with spooning.

1875
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,240
It's not like high school, where you can say.

1876
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,080
They have their own rooms.

1877
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,160
I don't want to hang out with you anymore.

1878
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,240
And you don't really have to see them,

1879
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,320
except maybe in the hallways.

1880
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,760
Here, it's, I don't want to see you anymore.

1881
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,360
Well, shit, you live in the same apartment with me.

1882
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,200
But can you unload the dishwasher?

1883
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:40,560
Yeah.

1884
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,320
Yeah, no, this will be interesting.

1885
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,960
Hey, your clothes are still in the goddamn dryer.

1886
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,000
Can you take care of your shit?

1887
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
I remember I remember with one of my high school buddies.

1888
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,680
And we got into knockdown drag out fights.

1889
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,240
And I mean, it was tense.

1890
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,080
We didn't talk for a long time.

1891
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:56,960
Maybe we're fine now.

1892
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,960
But I mean, yeah, it sucked in the beginning.

1893
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:01,320
I mean.

1894
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,920
Yeah, it's going to be a huge learning curve.

1895
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,120
I think at this point in their mind,

1896
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,160
they're thinking we're going to college.

1897
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,120
We're going to be on our own.

1898
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,120
It's going to be so much fun.

1899
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:08,880
Oh, we're going to drink.

1900
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:09,520
We're going to party.

1901
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,040
And it will be for a little bit.

1902
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,280
And it will be for a little bit.

1903
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:12,800
Yeah, sure.

1904
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,920
And then they're going to settle in.

1905
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,600
And here comes reality.

1906
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,800
Exactly.

1907
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,040
Someone's not going to have food for whatever reason.

1908
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,200
And they start pilfering somebody else's food.

1909
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,040
Pilfering.

1910
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,760
And then.

1911
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,000
You were that roommate, huh?

1912
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,200
Did you eat my crackers?

1913
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:27,880
No, it wasn't.

1914
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,000
Dude, I think I saw you eat my crackers.

1915
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,960
Because I lived with.

1916
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,360
You have cracker crumbs on your shirt.

1917
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,720
Yeah, and what the hell, man?

1918
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,000
Hold on.

1919
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,680
Let me try that.

1920
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,120
Those are my crackers.

1921
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:35,760
So what I did.

1922
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,000
So I was the only carnivore in my house.

1923
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,240
So I lived with four other people.

1924
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,480
Yeah, he lived with you lived with like women.

1925
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,080
I lived with three girls and another guy in one house.

1926
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,520
Oh, you got a fucking.

1927
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:48,160
And we.

1928
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,920
Jack Tripper over here.

1929
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,680
You got some stories.

1930
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,200
No, that's how's it going, Larry?

1931
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,480
Those wasn't that kind of relationship.

1932
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,400
We're all just friends.

1933
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,920
But we had one refrigerator.

1934
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,480
We each had a shelf.

1935
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,000
Oh, wow.

1936
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,440
That's hard.

1937
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,240
So I would.

1938
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:00,800
That works.

1939
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,760
So I would never.

1940
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,480
I was in the middle shelf.

1941
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,680
But I would buy the meat.

1942
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,400
Right.

1943
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,080
And they wouldn't touch my shit.

1944
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,400
So and I remember buying a whole chicken fryer

1945
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,320
because it was cheap.

1946
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,560
You could buy a whole chicken for four bucks.

1947
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,480
Right.

1948
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:18,280
And I were sticking on that shelf and it thawed and it bled.

1949
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,800
And it leaked over all the vegetarian.

1950
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,560
Yours was the top shelf.

1951
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,800
Leaked all over their food.

1952
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,360
And they had a fit.

1953
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,080
It was glorious.

1954
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:29,760
It was fun.

1955
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,760
Yeah.

1956
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,720
I was like, I'll clean it up.

1957
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,400
How is that possible?

1958
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,320
Back in that day.

1959
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:33,920
Yes, please.

1960
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,520
And thank you, beer.

1961
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,920
Not vegans, but vegetarians.

1962
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,680
Vegetarians, right.

1963
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,160
Damn.

1964
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,600
That's unusual.

1965
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,880
I didn't think vegans or vegetarians

1966
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,240
was a thing back then.

1967
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,040
Yeah, they didn't really.

1968
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,080
The other guy was less so.

1969
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,640
But the three ladies were vegetarians.

1970
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,520
Yeah, if anybody's going to be one, I could see the guy.

1971
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,360
I mean, the girls being one.

1972
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,360
Yeah, but I remember the blood was just dripping.

1973
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,280
You talking about the meat or the girls?

1974
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:04,800
Wow.

1975
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,320
Wow.

1976
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,320
Me too.

1977
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:06,840
That too.

1978
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,440
Yeah, I could tell you.

1979
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,080
I could tell you some stuff.

1980
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:09,560
Warn it off.

1981
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,280
We've got to ease our guests into this kind of stuff.

1982
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,000
But you know what?

1983
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,040
He shared some stories with me already about this.

1984
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,200
And I was trying to get a beer.

1985
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,920
And I thought I missed something.

1986
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,120
And you didn't.

1987
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:24,080
Well, speaking of the vagina.

1988
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaking of vaginas, I thought that was a word we're not

1989
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,520
allowed to say on this show.

1990
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,000
Right, so one of the girls.

1991
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:32,960
Volva.

1992
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,200
Yes, her Volva.

1993
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,120
Mulva.

1994
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,760
We had one bathroom in the entire house.

1995
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,680
So we all shared the same bathroom.

1996
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,360
Five of you in one bathroom?

1997
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,040
Yes.

1998
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,760
Three of them were girls.

1999
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,280
Yeah, I can imagine you.

2000
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,680
I mean, you're such a barnyard animal.

2001
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,640
Hold on.

2002
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,080
One bathroom in a how many bedroom house?

2003
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,800
It was five.

2004
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,520
Good lord.

2005
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,480
Five bedrooms?

2006
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,760
Yes, but it was a very old house, like 1920s.

2007
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,600
How often have you peed outside?

2008
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,560
No, we had rules.

2009
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,600
We had things.

2010
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,000
You weren't allowed to pee outside?

2011
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,960
No, like if you're in the showering,

2012
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,160
you could go in there and pee.

2013
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,840
And you couldn't flush.

2014
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,600
So you.

2015
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,400
Because you didn't want to scald the person showering.

2016
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,720
So the curtains were closed.

2017
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,640
You could go in there and pee.

2018
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,760
But then when you got out of the shower,

2019
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,920
you would flush for them.

2020
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:17,640
Oh, god.

2021
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,720
You just couldn't shit.

2022
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,920
You couldn't drop a deuce.

2023
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:20,800
Time out.

2024
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,400
Hot looking?

2025
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:21,880
Were they hot?

2026
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:22,400
Hold on.

2027
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:22,920
So one of you.

2028
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:23,880
They were cute, yes.

2029
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,520
So the girl would be showering.

2030
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,120
And they would allow you to come in and pee

2031
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:27,880
while they were showering.

2032
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,360
Yes.

2033
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:28,960
Have you ever.

2034
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,000
I came home drunk.

2035
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,880
Actually played a game of hide the meat stick with your roommates?

2036
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:33,920
No, never did.

2037
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,960
You never went in the backyard and peed?

2038
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,000
Well, yes.

2039
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,040
Of course.

2040
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,600
That's your takeaway, Larry.

2041
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,120
Hold on.

2042
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,720
After everything we're talking about,

2043
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,920
that's what you're centered on.

2044
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,160
Sean asked that.

2045
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,280
And he said no.

2046
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,400
And I went, you just kind of glossed over the whole thing.

2047
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,160
That's kind of weird.

2048
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:50,520
Well, no.

2049
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,440
I mean, yes, it happened.

2050
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,080
We're talking about hide the meat stick.

2051
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,800
We're talking about sex stories.

2052
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,280
You didn't pee outside?

2053
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:05,080
So anyway, this one girl, we had one closet in the bathroom.

2054
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:09,520
And again, we each had a little shelf or a section of a shelf.

2055
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,040
And.

2056
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,000
That sounds awful.

2057
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,680
And she.

2058
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680
Parade of thongs.

2059
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:19,560
She had a monistat seven.

2060
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,280
Oh, the humanity.

2061
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:24,280
Which is a yeast cream.

2062
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,680
It's like Vagisil.

2063
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:26,160
I guess.

2064
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:26,960
I don't know.

2065
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:31,920
But anyway, it was her mother's that she

2066
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,600
was sharing with her mother.

2067
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,040
What the hell, man?

2068
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,440
Did her mom come by and pick it up every now and then?

2069
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,800
How do you know these details?

2070
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,840
Was her mom hot?

2071
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,920
She brought her home with her.

2072
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:42,440
No.

2073
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,400
Me and Mrs. Jones.

2074
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:44,920
Hold on.

2075
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,920
You had to pee outside?

2076
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,560
Did the mom pee outside?

2077
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,000
She may have.

2078
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Who's squatting in the backyard?

2079
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,720
So anyway.

2080
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,080
Mrs. Jones.

2081
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:59,640
The applicator was sitting there right there for everyone

2082
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:02,760
to see with the creamy pubes.

2083
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,040
Oh, God.

2084
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,440
You're embellishing that story.

2085
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,440
No, I am not.

2086
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,360
God.

2087
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,360
It was awful.

2088
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,200
The other girls were.

2089
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,240
How can they?

2090
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:14,960
Come on.

2091
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,680
Did you smell it?

2092
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,120
You have to have some cooth.

2093
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:17,640
No.

2094
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,560
Cooth.

2095
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,920
Wow, that's a five point word.

2096
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:21,840
Very nice.

2097
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,240
So yeah, that was a good gross out factor at that point.

2098
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:27,680
She was a cute girl too, but that kind of ruined it.

2099
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:28,200
Well, hold on.

2100
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:29,520
Cute girls have yeast infections.

2101
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,400
They're allowed to.

2102
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:35,560
But see, it's those kinds of silly little stupid things

2103
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,080
with roommates that cause these wars.

2104
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,320
Yeah, sure.

2105
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,680
Dude, do you have to leave your toenail clippings

2106
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,320
on the coffee table?

2107
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,200
Things like that, right?

2108
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,360
Can you use your used monistat 7 applicator?

2109
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,080
Can you please pick your condoms up

2110
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,400
off the bottom of the couch?

2111
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,520
Do you have to pick butt hair on the sofa?

2112
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,440
Your dingleberries and flick them at me?

2113
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,200
I mean, those are all real stories, I'm sure.

2114
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,360
Is that a poop stain on the remote control?

2115
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,960
What the hell, dude?

2116
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,720
But I think the girls had a bigger issue.

2117
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,520
I mean, I was just grossed out and I didn't pay any attention

2118
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,240
to it, but the girls were kind of.

2119
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,160
Oh, the other girls.

2120
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,960
Oh, that's the other thing.

2121
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,000
Girls are awful to each other.

2122
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,240
Girl roommates are way worse than guy roommates, typically.

2123
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,800
But you had to experience girl roommate fights along

2124
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,760
with what you had to deal with.

2125
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,720
Wow.

2126
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,400
Dang.

2127
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,360
That must have been some.

2128
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,160
Did they come to you for support?

2129
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:30,800
No, we all.

2130
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,400
Emotional support.

2131
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:32,840
For the most part, we all got along.

2132
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,320
Jeffrey.

2133
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,040
The one girl.

2134
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:35,160
She was awful.

2135
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,520
The yeast infection girl.

2136
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,360
She was kind of.

2137
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,520
She said this to me.

2138
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,880
She was a little on the outside.

2139
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:41,760
But.

2140
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,360
How did you know these people?

2141
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,560
I just met them in college throughout the years.

2142
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,080
So come junior year.

2143
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:52,160
OK, so you knew them very well when you moved in with them.

2144
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,440
It wasn't like, you know, pull a tab off a thing hanging.

2145
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:56,640
No, we knew who they were.

2146
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,280
And actually, by roommate, my sophomore year,

2147
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,920
we were looking for a house.

2148
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,840
And these girls had a house for five bedrooms,

2149
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,160
but two of the people backed out.

2150
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,320
So they asked us, do you want to move in?

2151
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,800
And we were like, yeah.

2152
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,320
Hell, yeah.

2153
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:10,520
It was cheaper.

2154
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,520
It was better.

2155
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,080
House that when we were looking at.

2156
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:13,720
So we did it.

2157
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,520
So we lived together for two years.

2158
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,680
Where did you go to school?

2159
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,560
Ohio University.

2160
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,960
Up in Ohio, obviously.

2161
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:21,600
In Athens.

2162
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,640
What a coincidence.

2163
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,920
Yeah.

2164
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,320
Ohio University in Tennessee.

2165
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,880
So yeah, actually, we met them because we

2166
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,080
were doing radio programs.

2167
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,760
And they were fans, believe it or not.

2168
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:37,720
Groupies.

2169
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,040
They were listeners.

2170
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,880
And they would call in for requests and talk and all

2171
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:42,920
that all the time.

2172
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,320
There was a group of four or five of them that would do it.

2173
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,800
We met them that way.

2174
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,320
And we ultimately met them in the cafeterias

2175
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,680
to eat lunch or dinner.

2176
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,560
So we just kind of met them and became friends.

2177
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,600
And that was probably sophomore year.

2178
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,240
So yeah, it worked out.

2179
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:05,120
And that's one thing that I wish our boys,

2180
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,120
because they're moving.

2181
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,560
They're going to blend.

2182
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,840
Sean's son, my son, and Paul's son.

2183
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,120
And they don't have dorms.

2184
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,680
So they're going to be in apartment buildings.

2185
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:19,520
And like an apartment, regular full apartment.

2186
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:20,400
And they're nice.

2187
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,360
Yeah, they're nice.

2188
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,720
So they're not going to be living any hardship.

2189
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,360
I lived in a triple that was supposed

2190
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,840
to be a double that was smaller than this room.

2191
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,960
Three people living in it.

2192
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,280
Cinder block walls, right?

2193
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:32,920
Bunker.

2194
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,320
With bunk beds.

2195
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,400
Yeah, today's youth.

2196
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,280
I was never in a dorm.

2197
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,560
I kind of regret that.

2198
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,120
It was fun.

2199
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:41,800
We had a blast.

2200
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,880
Is that an Eggie Green?

2201
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:43,600
Did you go to A&M?

2202
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,480
I did, yeah.

2203
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:44,960
OK.

2204
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,560
I was always in apartments.

2205
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,640
How come you were never on campus?

2206
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:50,600
In a dorm?

2207
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:51,100
Yeah.

2208
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,760
I don't know.

2209
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,680
I just never did.

2210
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:56,440
Skip that part.

2211
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,720
My freshman year, I went to Lamar in Beaumont.

2212
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,360
And then after that, as a sophomore, then I transferred.

2213
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,240
Oh, that explains it.

2214
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,280
I don't know.

2215
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:12,120
Do freshmen at A&M, do you have to be in a dorm?

2216
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,560
I don't know if you have to.

2217
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,080
But it was like the thing to do.

2218
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,240
I mean, I was on campus for three years

2219
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,240
before I moved off to off campus.

2220
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,000
Oh.

2221
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:21,600
Yeah.

2222
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,880
I mean, and that's atypical.

2223
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,160
And the only reason why we did is

2224
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,560
because we were in Hotard Hall.

2225
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,320
Remember Hotard?

2226
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,040
Oh, boy, yeah.

2227
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,320
And that was a fraternity in itself.

2228
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,080
That was the one with no air conditioning.

2229
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,280
Absolutely.

2230
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,800
Well, it had air conditioning when we were there.

2231
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,560
But in the beginning, it did not.

2232
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,640
When did you graduate?

2233
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:39,800
1993.

2234
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:40,680
1993, OK.

2235
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,880
1993, 1994.

2236
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:42,640
Class of 1993.

2237
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,880
So I was 10 years behind you in 83.

2238
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:45,400
Right.

2239
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:45,880
Yeah.

2240
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,760
So I mean, that was the only, because we were like, man,

2241
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:49,880
it's time to get off campus.

2242
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,800
I mean, we've got all these freshmen kids coming in.

2243
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,360
But like I said, it's a fraternity.

2244
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:59,160
So we were like, we kind of ruled the roost in the hall.

2245
01:10:59,160 --> 01:10:59,640
You know what I mean?

2246
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,880
We could do whatever we wanted.

2247
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,080
So anyway, yeah.

2248
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,680
So that's cool.

2249
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,000
So you're class of what now?

2250
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,160
83.

2251
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,640
And the apartments that I was in, we, I mean,

2252
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:12,840
money was tight, man.

2253
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,320
Did you have roommates?

2254
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,720
I would have, let's see, for two years,

2255
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,280
I had roommates in one bedroom apartment.

2256
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:25,240
So we shared the bedroom, one bathroom.

2257
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,680
Yeah.

2258
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,000
Which as I'm speaking it today, it just

2259
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,360
sounds like, you did what?

2260
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:30,840
Yeah.

2261
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,920
But at the time, it was totally fine.

2262
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,480
Totally normal.

2263
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,240
Very normal.

2264
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,120
So you had two beds in one room.

2265
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,280
Yeah.

2266
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,880
Two single beds in the bedroom.

2267
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,240
That's the way a dorm room is.

2268
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:41,740
Yeah.

2269
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:44,360
Two bunk beds in a small room.

2270
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,280
Yeah.

2271
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,680
I mean, hell, in my dorm, we had community bathrooms.

2272
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,520
We had three stalls, three toilets against the wall

2273
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:54,760
with no divider, with a divider but no doors.

2274
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,280
Nice.

2275
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,280
And a toilet and three shower heads.

2276
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,200
That's the way mine was.

2277
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,200
I mean, it was community bathrooms.

2278
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,840
And guys that couldn't stand.

2279
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,280
I mean, if you have an 8 o'clock class, right,

2280
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,880
and you walk in to go brush your teeth,

2281
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,960
and there's a dude on the toilet reading the paper,

2282
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,280
the dude next to him is wiping his ass.

2283
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,720
Two feet from him, the guy's peeing in the urinal.

2284
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,960
And there's two guys in the shower butt naked.

2285
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,880
If you can handle that, you can handle anything.

2286
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,640
Yeah, I know the bathrooms when I was in my dorms,

2287
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,320
we had doors.

2288
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,120
But it was stupid because you're sitting there.

2289
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,680
But the walls only went this high.

2290
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:29,640
Right.

2291
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,640
So you're sitting there.

2292
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,680
And the sinks, of course, were right opposite.

2293
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,800
But you had a door in front of you?

2294
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,360
We had a door and side doors.

2295
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,800
But it was only this high.

2296
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,480
We had no doors.

2297
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,360
Yeah, but you had side walls, right?

2298
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,000
That were about this wide.

2299
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,640
Yeah, but how tall were they?

2300
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,800
I mean, they were probably eye level.

2301
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,400
And then all you had to do was.

2302
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,000
Oh, yeah, his was worse.

2303
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,320
But you could stare into the neighbor's eyes.

2304
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,360
Toilets against the wall, basically is what it was.

2305
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,200
What was weird is, yeah.

2306
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:01,280
So in the sinks where people come in and brush their teeth

2307
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,760
were like two feet from you.

2308
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,160
So they'd come in and they're like, hey, Jeff, what's going on?

2309
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,760
You're sitting there going, hey, Paul.

2310
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:09,840
You had tacos again.

2311
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,320
Yeah, you just got to talk to them

2312
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,400
while you're taking a crap and they're brushing their teeth.

2313
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,600
Totally, totally.

2314
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,680
That was our experience.

2315
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,880
But again, saying it right here, right now,

2316
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,120
it sounds almost absurd.

2317
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,640
But back in the day, it was totally fine, right?

2318
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:24,440
Totally fine.

2319
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,920
And the guy, there were a couple of guys

2320
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,360
on the floor that couldn't handle it.

2321
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,200
And they were the guys that would shower at 2.30

2322
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,760
in the morning.

2323
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,720
Because they didn't want anybody to see their penis.

2324
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,520
Right.

2325
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,960
Can we say that word?

2326
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,840
A couple of guys didn't want to show their vulva.

2327
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,160
We said vagina earlier.

2328
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,800
Creamy pubes.

2329
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,960
No, you said creamy pubes, too.

2330
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,320
And now I just said creamy pubes.

2331
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,360
My goodness.

2332
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,200
That was a horrible visual.

2333
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,000
Horrible.

2334
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:51,760
Yeah.

2335
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:52,400
Yes, well.

2336
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:53,440
A little scarred from that.

2337
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,360
And again, I don't want to keep talking about it.

2338
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:02,200
However, I am interested in hearing more about the mother.

2339
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,720
Well, why the mother and the daughter shared the monostat?

2340
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,680
Yeah, well, I mean, did she?

2341
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,440
How did that work?

2342
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,040
I mean, did the mother show up at all hours of the night

2343
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:13,240
going, ugh, just give me a minute.

2344
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,240
Just give me a minute.

2345
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:15,160
Did she go in there?

2346
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,200
Yeah, what is going on?

2347
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,360
Like, the mother lived nearby?

2348
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,480
She visited a lot.

2349
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:20,400
She visited a lot.

2350
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:26,280
So maybe it was, hey, mom, can you bring me your monostat?

2351
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,600
She brought it down for her, and it was half used.

2352
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,960
And everybody crowded around while they talked about it?

2353
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,040
Did they create a wall?

2354
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,320
Where's the privacy on the sharing of the monostat

2355
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,280
between mother and daughter?

2356
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:38,120
I don't know.

2357
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:39,560
Not at all.

2358
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,520
We didn't have much privacy in that house.

2359
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:42,280
Apparently not.

2360
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,960
So we each had our own bedroom.

2361
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:47,280
But where'd you go to rub one out?

2362
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:48,960
I mean, if you got like three.

2363
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,520
I had a door in my room.

2364
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,720
That's what the backyard's for.

2365
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,880
Yeah, I didn't use the backyard.

2366
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,640
You didn't run one out in the backyard?

2367
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:57,520
Yeah.

2368
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,600
There's a tree house back there, right?

2369
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,280
So how was the tree house?

2370
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:01,880
How was the lake?

2371
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:02,600
Where's Jeff?

2372
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,280
He's in the tree house.

2373
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:04,800
Again.

2374
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,120
He took the magazine up there and went to town.

2375
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,880
Was it good?

2376
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:12,240
So the Please and Thank You American Pale

2377
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:18,720
Ale from Lakewood Brewery, it's a pale ale.

2378
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:23,920
So American, Indian, Oaxacan, it's still a pale ale.

2379
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:28,400
It's on the lighter scale of pale ales as far as.

2380
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,760
So it's not real hoppy?

2381
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,760
It's not, but it's still a pale ale.

2382
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:33,840
And it's low.

2383
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:37,880
It's a 5.4%, so it's not very strong.

2384
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:38,840
I want to try one.

2385
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,000
I'm glad I bought it.

2386
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,320
Yeah, I think you'd like it.

2387
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:43,240
I'm glad I bought it.

2388
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,840
I don't think I'll buy it again.

2389
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:49,080
There was a time where I was enjoying the very hoppy beers.

2390
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,120
The hoppier the better, the stronger the better.

2391
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:52,640
But I'm just over that now.

2392
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,480
I never did like the hoppy beers.

2393
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,360
I loved it, man.

2394
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,280
I'd buy like the LA Boulevard used

2395
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:03,640
to make these huge tankards, 750 milliliter bottles of beer

2396
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,840
with a cork.

2397
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,720
You know, pop that baby off and you

2398
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:11,800
get like some quadruple ales, 10 and 1.5%, 12 and 1.5%,

2399
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,080
just off the charts strong beer.

2400
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,320
Yeah, but the taste.

2401
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:18,440
Oh, and for some reason, I enjoyed the shit out

2402
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,840
of it back then.

2403
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,400
I never did.

2404
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:25,680
I have consistently been water that tastes like beer,

2405
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,920
very light lager beers.

2406
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,880
I like 100%ing on those.

2407
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,800
I have difficulties with IPAs, really strong IPAs,

2408
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,680
because it's the bitterness that gets me.

2409
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,080
They call hoppiness these days.

2410
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,320
It's not bitter.

2411
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:43,440
The less work I do, and hold on, let me rephrase that.

2412
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:46,720
The more I was involved with construction work,

2413
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,280
physically demanding work, I was able to handle all that stuff.

2414
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:55,320
I could drink so much and the quality of the stuff

2415
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:59,280
that would take in, the calories.

2416
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,920
Every night I'd play World of Warcraft.

2417
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,040
I don't know if you guys played that.

2418
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,880
Probably not, but I played World of Warcraft, I swear to God,

2419
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,640
for two years straight.

2420
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,520
Two years straight.

2421
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,040
There was one year.

2422
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,520
I think I missed maybe one night.

2423
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:15,760
That's insane.

2424
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,880
One night.

2425
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,760
And then your squad was asking, where's Sean?

2426
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:21,280
No.

2427
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,720
Dude, we're going on a raid, man.

2428
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:26,120
No, I was really a mage.

2429
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,680
Did you just go to your spells?

2430
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,760
I was a human priest.

2431
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:30,760
We need your healing.

2432
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:31,720
You're a cleric?

2433
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,960
I was a human priest, a discipline.

2434
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:37,640
We can't go on a raid without your healing spells, man.

2435
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,120
I enjoyed it.

2436
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,040
I'm making fun of it, but as a teenager,

2437
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,640
we played Dungeons and Dragons big time.

2438
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:45,880
D&D is huge.

2439
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,000
With my brothers, we played a lot of D&D.

2440
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,960
You see, Austin's a D&D master.

2441
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:55,440
So he hosts his own show, or game, at our house.

2442
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:58,000
He's not a dungeon master, not a D&D master.

2443
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,320
You know what?

2444
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,240
I'm going to be nice because he's here.

2445
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,040
But my point is, he created himself

2446
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:05,360
the map and everything.

2447
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:09,520
And before COVID took on, we had a group at our house

2448
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,000
every Wednesday night.

2449
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000
And we were playing it.

2450
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,800
And I can't wait for this stuff to get passed

2451
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,720
so we can get back to gaming and doing

2452
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,680
the things that are important.

2453
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,080
Austin, just for your knowledge.

2454
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,200
Yeah, well, there we go.

2455
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,880
I was a healer on World of Warcraft.

2456
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,160
My name was Dr. Murphy.

2457
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,000
Yeah.

2458
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000
You like that?

2459
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,160
Dr. Murphy, I was the dude that was like, whoosh.

2460
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:31,720
You know, I'll tell you what, if they were to come up

2461
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,760
with a movie, it would be something.

2462
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,800
They came up with World of Warcraft movie already.

2463
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:39,000
But they didn't have the things that I think would be cool

2464
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,080
with all the special effects and all the stuff

2465
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,280
that really goes into some of these raids that go on,

2466
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,040
where you have 40 people all playing the same video game

2467
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,960
at once trying to...

2468
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,080
I'm getting a little overwhelmed.

2469
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:50,920
So let me back up.

2470
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,160
Hold on, so what happened to the game?

2471
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,080
Is it still out there?

2472
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,240
The World of Warcraft?

2473
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:55,080
Is it still big?

2474
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,000
Oh, it's huge.

2475
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:56,840
It's like...

2476
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:57,660
You know, that's impressive,

2477
01:18:57,660 --> 01:18:59,080
because usually shows don't, I mean,

2478
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,080
games don't stick around a long time.

2479
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:01,920
It's huge.

2480
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,600
In fact, the only reason I don't play it

2481
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:09,600
is because I don't want to invest in another computer.

2482
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,560
I don't want to invest in another computer right now.

2483
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:16,800
I've got a bunch of these little laptops that work

2484
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,960
and they're functional for doing stuff,

2485
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,000
but you need a demanding computer

2486
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,520
to play some of those games.

2487
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:26,000
And I just don't have the emotional energy to spend money

2488
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,840
on stuff like that.

2489
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:27,880
Yeah, I never really got into it,

2490
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:29,880
but I know I'm late to the game and this is old,

2491
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:32,820
but I found it very, very humorous.

2492
01:19:32,820 --> 01:19:36,120
That video out there where the guy,

2493
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:41,120
they were all trying to strategize outside of this room.

2494
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:45,240
And some guy just goes berserk and he screams his name

2495
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,080
or something like that.

2496
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,880
And he goes running into the room.

2497
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,920
What is that called?

2498
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,080
What's that called, a movie?

2499
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,280
No, it was a screenshot of the game.

2500
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:57,800
They were playing it and it was somebody's name.

2501
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,200
You know what it is, Austin?

2502
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,280
Roscoe or something like that.

2503
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:04,280
Oh, Kilroy.

2504
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,000
No, it's not Kilroy.

2505
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,520
No, it's Kilroy.

2506
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,760
No, it's not Kilroy.

2507
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:14,200
Yeah, and I think that, yeah, it is Kilroy.

2508
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,040
Like a YouTube thing?

2509
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,160
Leroy, it's Leroy.

2510
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,160
Leroy Jenkins.

2511
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,000
Yeah, Leroy.

2512
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,840
Oh.

2513
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,060
Yeah.

2514
01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:23,160
It is so funny because you hear these

2515
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,720
just total World of Warcraft geeks.

2516
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:26,920
Taking it so seriously.

2517
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:30,160
So seriously for like 30 seconds or a minute,

2518
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,960
just counting points and you're gonna do this,

2519
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,800
you're gonna do that.

2520
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,080
All of a sudden this guy just goes

2521
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,000
and they ask him a question.

2522
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,080
He just screams his name.

2523
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:39,600
Leroy Jenkins, he just goes charging in there.

2524
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,760
All right, well, let me give you a little.

2525
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,520
No strategy or anything.

2526
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,120
And they just fail miserably.

2527
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,080
Let me give you a little background on.

2528
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,680
Turn it down a little bit.

2529
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,680
Oh, look at that.

2530
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:56,520
It's so geeky, right?

2531
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,360
I love it, man.

2532
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,560
I enjoyed the shit out of it.

2533
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,800
All right, so what they're doing

2534
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:05,400
is they're about to go in and battle a main monster.

2535
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,160
And so they're preparing with all the buffs.

2536
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,320
Here he goes.

2537
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:11,080
Yeah, they sound older.

2538
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,360
That's me up there.

2539
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,660
Are you serious?

2540
01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:16,500
No, but.

2541
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:17,320
Oh.

2542
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,160
I've been there.

2543
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:22,480
Oh my God, I love the leadership this guy's showing.

2544
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,560
Well, wait, just watch.

2545
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,520
He's probably the CEO of Mobile or something.

2546
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,360
Dude, this is.

2547
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,300
Oh my God.

2548
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:34,080
Watch this.

2549
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:34,920
Oh my God.

2550
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:55,920
What?

2551
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:56,760
You can kill it.

2552
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:03,320
So the point is, once you run into the area

2553
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,720
and you pull what they call aggro,

2554
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:09,440
if you pull aggro and you get the attention of the game,

2555
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:14,440
the game now pulls all of its attention on that one person

2556
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,240
and they attack.

2557
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,000
I mean, it's so exciting

2558
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,720
because you have to work as a team.

2559
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,680
You really, if that was a 25 man,

2560
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,800
that looked like a 25 man setup,

2561
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:27,960
but there are bigger ones.

2562
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,360
There are 40 men setups where it's incredible.

2563
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:32,440
The stuff that you gotta do,

2564
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,880
you gotta be on your toes.

2565
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,720
I mean, there's.

2566
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:35,720
Number crunch.

2567
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:36,840
Yeah, the number crunch.

2568
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,360
And look, he wasn't pulling that out of his ass.

2569
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:41,680
I mean, there are subscreens that you have on there

2570
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,520
that tell you all the stats going on.

2571
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,320
And you can see, as a healer,

2572
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,460
I had, if there were a 40 man raid,

2573
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:53,860
I'd have everyone's, I had like five by eight grid set up.

2574
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:58,380
And in each grid, there were like five or six extra squares

2575
01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:00,940
and I can right click or left click on the squares.

2576
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:03,680
And I would heal people, cure them, dispel.

2577
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,880
And there was so many different things that you could do.

2578
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,200
And then at the end of the day, the jackass.

2579
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,040
Leroy!

2580
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:10,920
Oh my God.

2581
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,040
And then the whole thing is blown.

2582
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,880
Weeks of preparation and planning.

2583
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,000
It became a cliche.

2584
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,360
33.3, repeating, of course.

2585
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,440
Yes, of course.

2586
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:20,720
I need you to check that number.

2587
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,200
Roger that, affirmative.

2588
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,500
What's your vector, Victor?

2589
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,680
I know that's old, but I found that by a year or so ago

2590
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:30,720
and I just laughed my ass.

2591
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:31,560
I watched it so many times.

2592
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:32,400
Oh, that's great.

2593
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,920
You ran out of time, Leroy Jenkins.

2594
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:36,840
Yeah, he's totally like, he's like, he's.

2595
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:37,800
You're out of time.

2596
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,140
Well, I mean, he's listened to these,

2597
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:42,320
the rest of these guys, he's like, oh my God.

2598
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,040
That's exactly what it was, exactly.

2599
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:45,960
Yeah, he's like, he's like this 16 year old that's like.

2600
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,800
Did he just say repeat?

2601
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,560
I can't do this anymore.

2602
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,360
I can't, I can't do this anymore.

2603
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,920
I'm going to die.

2604
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:53,760
Leroy!

2605
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:54,600
Did he just run in there?

2606
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,440
That is great.

2607
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,260
Fuck.

2608
01:23:56,260 --> 01:23:57,960
And then the other guy, oh, he just ran in there.

2609
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,960
Well, let's go save him.

2610
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:04,360
And then, and then you hear the leader trying to like

2611
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:06,000
salvage the situation.

2612
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,840
Lay down the.

2613
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,600
Oh shit.

2614
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,240
They're all over the place.

2615
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,160
Fuck, I'm going down, I'm going down.

2616
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:16,640
Mayday, mayday, I've lost all engines, I'm down.

2617
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,440
It goes either from downhill from there.

2618
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,360
Oh, completely.

2619
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,200
Oh, that's great.

2620
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,080
But it's amazing, some of the, I mean, man, I'll tell you,

2621
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,680
just watching that little clip right there.

2622
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:29,560
Brought it all back.

2623
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:30,920
Man, I enjoyed it.

2624
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,040
It was, it's just like anything.

2625
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,400
I enjoyed playing the game.

2626
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,240
It was fun.

2627
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:36,320
I don't have the time for that.

2628
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,160
There's no way, no way.

2629
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,880
Oh, it's a three hour block.

2630
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:42,560
No, no, period.

2631
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:43,480
It's a three hour block.

2632
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:45,840
All right, so before video games,

2633
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,120
completely before video games, right?

2634
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,200
So we didn't have, we had handhelds, right?

2635
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,160
We talked about that, I think, last week.

2636
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:55,480
We had the little Donkey Kong handheld.

2637
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:56,320
Football.

2638
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,160
We had some of that.

2639
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,440
The little Nintendo gameplay stuff.

2640
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:00,440
You know, we had some of that,

2641
01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:03,200
but we didn't have gaming.

2642
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,640
Well, I mean, we have like Atari, I guess,

2643
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:07,800
but I mean, so we played D&D, right?

2644
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,800
But what, like Larry, when you were like pre-teen, pre-teen,

2645
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,600
what would you play?

2646
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,800
Pinball machines.

2647
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,400
Go to the arcade and play pinball.

2648
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,360
Black Knight, that was like incredible.

2649
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:25,800
Well, and we talked about that last week.

2650
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,520
We talked about like Atari games.

2651
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,280
We talked about Galaga.

2652
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:30,360
And what was the other one,

2653
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,840
the stupid ostrich you guys were talking about?

2654
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:33,680
Oh, joust.

2655
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,640
Joust, joust.

2656
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,080
Yeah, and then in, I guess, late 70s,

2657
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:40,400
it went to the video machine arcade.

2658
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,040
So pinball was huge.

2659
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,280
Before the electronic games.

2660
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:47,840
And it was like basically a ton of pinball,

2661
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:49,200
different types of pinball machines.

2662
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:50,400
Yeah, oh yeah.

2663
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,200
Because now it's like there's like two or three

2664
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,520
pinball machines or one or two.

2665
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:55,680
Bars had them.

2666
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,280
You know, some stores would have them in the corner.

2667
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,000
They're great money generator too.

2668
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,840
I mean, for what they are.

2669
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:03,920
I mean, once you buy them,

2670
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,800
they can pay for themselves in a week.

2671
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,640
Pinball machines.

2672
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:08,480
Easily, yeah.

2673
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,760
You know, a little hamburger joint

2674
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,640
would probably have one in the corner.

2675
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,480
Yeah.

2676
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,200
Yeah, Black Knight.

2677
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:15,040
But nothing else?

2678
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,760
You had no other type of games

2679
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:20,360
you would play with friends or like what,

2680
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,200
you know what I'm saying?

2681
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:23,040
Cards, I guess cards, right?

2682
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,080
Cards have always been around.

2683
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,440
Oh, you mean stuff that we play at home?

2684
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,560
You're not necessarily, not necessarily, yeah.

2685
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,480
Oh yeah, me and Michael Halsey

2686
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,800
were big with our plastic army men.

2687
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:33,640
Okay.

2688
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:34,480
Oh yeah, we did that.

2689
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:36,240
We had army men, we had Hot Wheels.

2690
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:37,080
Hot Wheels, yeah.

2691
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:37,920
Yeah, there you go.

2692
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:38,920
Orange tracks.

2693
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:39,760
Yeah, that was huge.

2694
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:41,520
The loopy shit.

2695
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,120
And the orange tracks,

2696
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:46,400
you'd put them together with that little purple connector.

2697
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,560
Yeah, the little connector thing.

2698
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,400
What about marbles?

2699
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,440
Until my parents figured out how to beat the shit out of you.

2700
01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:51,280
We played some marbles.

2701
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:52,360
Yeah, we played marbles sometimes.

2702
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:53,360
Never got in the marbles.

2703
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:54,200
Oh, I love marbles.

2704
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,720
With the army men, you know what we did?

2705
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:59,320
We set up, we would set up a whole battlefield.

2706
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,440
Oh yeah, man.

2707
01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,800
In like a big room, like we have marble floors,

2708
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,680
I don't know why, but we have marble floors

2709
01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:07,560
and we would set up the entire army man set up

2710
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:12,360
and we took matches and burned them

2711
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,760
to make little fortresses and glued them

2712
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:17,840
and burned them together to make little fortresses and shit.

2713
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,840
And then you know what?

2714
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:21,280
The battle was rubber bands.

2715
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:22,360
Oh yeah, okay.

2716
01:27:22,360 --> 01:27:25,640
We used to take turns shooting rubber bands

2717
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,480
at each other's stuff and whatever we blew up

2718
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,720
and knocked over, they were dead.

2719
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,480
And the green army men were the Americans

2720
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,360
and the blue ones were the Germans.

2721
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:34,200
Were the Germans.

2722
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,000
And you're talking about the big ones now.

2723
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,360
Nah, you know, about inch tall, inch and a half.

2724
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,720
Well, I say that because the ones we had

2725
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,520
also had the little ones.

2726
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:43,360
You know what I'm talking about?

2727
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,560
I never played army men.

2728
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,360
There were whole sets of little ones

2729
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:47,560
in addition to the big ones.

2730
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:48,680
So you had midgets in your army?

2731
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:49,520
They were little midgets.

2732
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:50,640
No, they were little people.

2733
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,880
I think they were little people.

2734
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:53,120
No, back then there were midgets.

2735
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:53,960
Yeah, you're allowed to call them midgets.

2736
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:54,800
I was blown on midgets back then.

2737
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:55,640
I'm safe.

2738
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:58,080
But it was bad ass because you would buy the set

2739
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:02,480
that was like the German African army.

2740
01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:03,440
Yeah, oh yeah.

2741
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:04,360
They had every like.

2742
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:05,360
Good Lord.

2743
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,720
Oh, it was very campaign.

2744
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:10,280
Is it racist nowadays to have that kind of stuff?

2745
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:12,640
How come they didn't have any Japanese army men?

2746
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,280
They didn't.

2747
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:15,120
I just thought.

2748
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:15,960
What a great question.

2749
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:16,800
They did not.

2750
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:18,400
They look like, is that those tan ones?

2751
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:20,440
It was all the Americans and the Germans.

2752
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:21,480
They had British too.

2753
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:22,320
You see the British helmets?

2754
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,640
Are you sure they didn't have the Japs?

2755
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,480
The Japs.

2756
01:28:25,480 --> 01:28:26,320
I don't think so.

2757
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,920
I never saw Japanese.

2758
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:32,920
It was only Germans and various, various allies.

2759
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:35,280
I'm sure that they had them.

2760
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:38,640
I'm thinking because they were probably made in Japan

2761
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:39,840
that they probably were like,

2762
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:40,800
we're not gonna make these.

2763
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:41,840
You guys go fuck yourself.

2764
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:43,440
We're gonna put on some different helmets.

2765
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:45,680
Yeah, we're still sore from having lost.

2766
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:49,040
Well, how would you designate them as Japanese?

2767
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:50,800
Is there a solid color?

2768
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,920
No, no, no, no, the uniforms and everything, dude.

2769
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:55,280
Yeah, they have the German helmet shape.

2770
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:56,200
Oh, hell yeah.

2771
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,080
I know, but I don't even know

2772
01:28:58,080 --> 01:28:59,960
what the Japanese army looked like.

2773
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,640
Wow.

2774
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:03,480
They had swords.

2775
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,280
Paul's making signs over here.

2776
01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,120
What was that?

2777
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,280
No, no, I was stretching.

2778
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaking of the Japanese,

2779
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,560
I told you guys earlier that when I was in high school,

2780
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:19,560
I interned at this American Forces TV station on Okinawa,

2781
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:22,120
which is in Japan.

2782
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,360
One of the jobs that we were given,

2783
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,640
it's called the switcher.

2784
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,340
And you're basically just putting on the TV shows

2785
01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:33,880
that are being aired at that moment.

2786
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:37,840
Some schlub has to put the film on a projector

2787
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:41,040
in order for it to be aired out over the airwaves.

2788
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:41,880
Oh, okay.

2789
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:45,040
The guy that does that.

2790
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:49,200
We were under instruction that if any of the TV shows

2791
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:53,880
showed an image of a mushroom cloud,

2792
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:57,200
that we had to go to black, poom, immediately,

2793
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:58,560
because there was some agreement.

2794
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,120
Oh, it's sensitive.

2795
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:01,960
Yeah, because when I was there,

2796
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:05,120
Battle of Okinawa was only 30 years before,

2797
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,760
which was really not that long.

2798
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,480
No, not really.

2799
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:09,520
I mean, dude, I mean,

2800
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:13,480
dropping two atom bombs on Japanese cities

2801
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,600
is still, it still resonates.

2802
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,840
Sure it does.

2803
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:18,520
Yeah, that was horrific.

2804
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:21,940
I mean, it was necessary in my opinion, but horrific.

2805
01:30:21,940 --> 01:30:25,600
Well, when I lived in Germany,

2806
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,920
they used to, they had the wonder,

2807
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:31,640
on the American Broadcasting System,

2808
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:34,960
the Armed Forces Network, they play Wonder Woman.

2809
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:38,560
So my dad, what he did in the military,

2810
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,720
she was hot.

2811
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:40,560
Yeah, she was.

2812
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:41,400
She had wide crotch.

2813
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:42,220
Linda Carter.

2814
01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:44,400
She had wide crotch.

2815
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:46,600
The way she could move her wrists around and block stuff.

2816
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:47,440
I was so sexy.

2817
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:50,920
Hey man, my dad had a magazine with her in it,

2818
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,720
and you know what, we'll talk about that later.

2819
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,660
So I drew nipples on it.

2820
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,500
Yeah.

2821
01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:59,000
And I didn't know what I was doing, I just did it.

2822
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,000
Did you lick the magazine after you threw nip?

2823
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,360
You know, that's another story.

2824
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:07,120
So the magazine was all crusty and your dad got angry.

2825
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:07,960
Oh my God.

2826
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:11,360
Yeah, there was one time when I lived in Colorado,

2827
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:14,160
my parents had a JCPenney's magazine,

2828
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:16,200
and my mom's kinda like,

2829
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:20,360
evidently I had drawn nipples on all the women

2830
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:21,880
in the entire catalog.

2831
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,200
You sick bastard.

2832
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,040
I was sick.

2833
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,800
I had no idea what the hell I was doing.

2834
01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,040
And my dad mentioned something,

2835
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,360
another little snippet from living in Colorado.

2836
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,720
My dad mentioned something about the bunny club.

2837
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,840
Now the bunny club is what we think.

2838
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:34,680
Playboy, right?

2839
01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:37,580
Yeah, well, I didn't know.

2840
01:31:37,580 --> 01:31:38,920
The bunny club?

2841
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:41,280
Oh, those cute little bunnies.

2842
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,760
Anyways, my parents still make fun of me for that.

2843
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:46,160
But you know, being in Germany,

2844
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,800
my dad would, one of the things that he did

2845
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:52,600
is he worked one-on-one with the German military,

2846
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:55,880
teaching them a specific trait.

2847
01:31:55,880 --> 01:32:00,880
And some of the officers on the German side,

2848
01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:04,720
we became friends and their family would come over

2849
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,840
with our family and hang out, which was very cool.

2850
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:08,560
Very, very cool.

2851
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:11,280
And I've got tons of stories up for that too.

2852
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:16,280
But we ended up going over to their,

2853
01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:24,240
for Christmas time and they had the entire tree decorated

2854
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:25,840
with these little chocolates.

2855
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:28,800
As you know in German, they got the Christkindl marked

2856
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:32,120
and they got all these proprietary Christmas stuff on there.

2857
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:36,060
Our family went over there and in one night,

2858
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:38,180
the whole Christmas tree, this is like an eight,

2859
01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:39,640
all of them, okay?

2860
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:41,200
There were fucking Americans.

2861
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,840
There were hundreds of them on this tree, it was hilarious.

2862
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:46,120
Your family just like, basically like locusts.

2863
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,600
And they came down Christmas morning,

2864
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:51,840
the kids, and they're like, my tree.

2865
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:55,440
Daddy, where are the chocolates?

2866
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,400
Well, they didn't have any kids back then.

2867
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,280
They ended up, I mean, we were the kids,

2868
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:01,600
but it was just, we went on vacation with them.

2869
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,040
We ended up going to Italy a few times,

2870
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:06,160
two summers in a row with their family.

2871
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:08,200
It was pretty cool.

2872
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:11,520
But I remember them coming over to the house,

2873
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:16,520
and our house, and I had Wonder Woman playing.

2874
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:21,500
And it was, even at a younger age,

2875
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:24,360
it was very uncomfortable because back then,

2876
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:26,520
Wonder Woman had a lot of Nazis on them.

2877
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:28,160
I don't know if you remember.

2878
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:30,480
Her thing was fighting Nazis on that show.

2879
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:34,280
I see, I see, yeah.

2880
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,800
I'll see if you can pull any of that up.

2881
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:39,240
The Wonder Woman with Nazi programs in the 70s.

2882
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:44,240
Yeah, because it turns out their name was Beata, Beatrice,

2883
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,760
and Zygfrid, Ziggy.

2884
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,520
And now Ziggy, you would think, you know,

2885
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:51,160
Ziggy the little cartoon character,

2886
01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:53,920
two, three feet tall dude, big eyes and nose.

2887
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:55,720
This dude was like, he had to duck his head.

2888
01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:58,160
He was taller than six foot eight.

2889
01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:00,360
He had to duck his head to get through a normal door.

2890
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:01,800
Wonder Woman.

2891
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:04,860
So, you know, and they had on the show,

2892
01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:07,120
the actual show wasn't a cartoon,

2893
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:09,720
they had the Nazis on there, and she was old, yes,

2894
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:12,400
they spoke English, but it was just with the accent.

2895
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,000
It was just a memory, you know.

2896
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:17,120
Back then they had the Nazis, it was kind of uncomfortable.

2897
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,560
But then, even then for you?

2898
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:20,920
For me it was.

2899
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,760
Even back then it was uncomfortable for you.

2900
01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:23,600
Well, yeah, I mean.

2901
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:26,160
Because they were clearly the villains,

2902
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:27,800
and they clearly talked like your friends,

2903
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,440
your family friends who were German.

2904
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,280
Correct.

2905
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:31,560
I got you.

2906
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:34,520
But that's the whole, and that kind of adds.

2907
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:35,360
Clout, name.

2908
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:40,280
But that even adds to the level of education

2909
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:41,840
that they had for the kids back then.

2910
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:43,240
They were skin to life!

2911
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:45,080
Everyone gets to take a shower.

2912
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:45,920
Yeah.

2913
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:49,000
That was pretty good.

2914
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:50,080
That was pretty good.

2915
01:34:50,080 --> 01:34:53,260
So, you know, but that also is a reflection

2916
01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:55,880
of the type of education that they had back then,

2917
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:57,600
you know, is that they taught that kind of stuff,

2918
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,720
and they didn't teach, they don't teach,

2919
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:00,000
they sure the hell don't teach that now.

2920
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:00,840
Oh no.

2921
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,240
And it was very uncomfortable

2922
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:03,880
because I knew that was wrong,

2923
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:05,040
I knew there was a conflict,

2924
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:07,960
but you know, Beata, I remember her saying,

2925
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:10,000
no, it's okay, it's just a show.

2926
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:13,360
I mean, my dad was a Nazi, but he didn't want to be one.

2927
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,200
You know?

2928
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:15,120
Most of them didn't.

2929
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:16,080
Yeah.

2930
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,680
I mean, not to get into German history,

2931
01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,600
like before the Third Reich and all that,

2932
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:24,000
but I mean, they kind of had to.

2933
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,680
And the people who fought for that army kind of had to.

2934
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:30,240
I mean, so my history is German,

2935
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:33,800
and I don't know my history before, I think 1905,

2936
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,600
somebody came over from Germany,

2937
01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:37,720
and I don't know what happened.

2938
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,200
Like, I don't know what happened.

2939
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,840
Well, they have re-education camps, right?

2940
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:41,720
Is that what they call them?

2941
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:43,560
Isn't that what Bernie wanted to do?

2942
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,060
Have re-education camps?

2943
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:49,240
That if you don't think like you're supposed to,

2944
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:50,760
you go to these camps. Oh, oh yeah, big time.

2945
01:35:50,760 --> 01:35:51,600
I mean.

2946
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:52,680
You will learn to think like us.

2947
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:53,520
Oh, Bernie.

2948
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:56,280
It's kind of creepy, like when they talk about

2949
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:58,960
setting up hotlines for reporting your neighbors

2950
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:02,880
if they're not wearing a mask, that was Nazi Germany, dude.

2951
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:07,340
That was, it was, they set up stuff to say

2952
01:36:07,340 --> 01:36:12,340
if they're not on board with the Nazi propaganda.

2953
01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:17,340
I mean, they indoctrinated the kids to spy on their parents

2954
01:36:17,340 --> 01:36:19,000
and turn their parents in.

2955
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:21,040
If their parents were talking about like,

2956
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:22,840
not being on board with what Hitler was doing

2957
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:26,280
and not being on all that kind of stuff,

2958
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:28,280
they would turn their parents in.

2959
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:29,120
Yeah, that's crazy.

2960
01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:31,280
That is crazy, and they didn't know what they were doing.

2961
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:32,760
It's all brainwashing.

2962
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:34,680
I wonder what the high school history class

2963
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:36,380
in Germany is like.

2964
01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:37,480
I mean, does the guy get to?

2965
01:36:37,480 --> 01:36:38,680
Okay, what up to?

2966
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:40,160
Nowadays or back then?

2967
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:41,200
Now, yeah.

2968
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:44,800
Okay, what up to 1925?

2969
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:47,320
That brings us into the 30s and the 40s.

2970
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:48,440
That's not gonna be on the test,

2971
01:36:48,440 --> 01:36:51,000
so just forget about that part and skip that.

2972
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,520
Skip right to the 50s.

2973
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:54,600
We got our asses kicked, let's move on.

2974
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:57,680
Well, you gotta look at how our classes are going, right?

2975
01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:01,240
Are the kids taught our American history properly?

2976
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,080
I don't know, I mean, I don't know.

2977
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,380
I know what I was taught.

2978
01:37:06,380 --> 01:37:08,320
Do they teach that these days?

2979
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:10,320
Do they talk about the founding fathers

2980
01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:11,960
in the way they used to and the slavery

2981
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:16,520
and what happened and the Irish that were mistreated

2982
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:17,800
and all that stuff, right?

2983
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:18,940
Indentured servants.

2984
01:37:18,940 --> 01:37:21,160
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if they go through all that

2985
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:24,120
in the depth that it used to be

2986
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:26,720
because we don't wanna acknowledge that.

2987
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:30,880
You know, I heard, I saw a video, which I never knew,

2988
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:35,680
that there were white slaves in Northern Africa.

2989
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:36,760
Did you know that?

2990
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,880
It's called Me at Work.

2991
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:40,200
Oh, wow.

2992
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,920
Wow.

2993
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:43,000
In Northern Africa?

2994
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:44,840
In Northern Africa.

2995
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,840
No, I've not heard it.

2996
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:49,000
Well, I haven't either, and I was just kinda wondering.

2997
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,520
I downloaded the clip.

2998
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,840
I'll play that on the second half,

2999
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:55,240
but I was just interested in that

3000
01:37:55,240 --> 01:37:57,280
because I've never heard that before.

3001
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:01,240
White slaves in North America going on at the same time.

3002
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:02,240
North America or North Africa?

3003
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:03,400
I'm sorry, North Africa.

3004
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:04,920
So where were they from?

3005
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:05,760
Where were the whites from?

3006
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:07,320
Europe.

3007
01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:08,160
So they were like French?

3008
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,240
You know, when you say that, I heard that on talk radio

3009
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,320
on the way over here this afternoon, as a matter of fact.

3010
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:14,240
Larry Elder was talking about it

3011
01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:18,600
and he said they were white slaves.

3012
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,760
They were Slavs.

3013
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:22,840
So that's where the word comes from.

3014
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:24,360
Czechoslovakia?

3015
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:26,440
Slaves, Slavs, that's where the word comes from.

3016
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:27,280
No way.

3017
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:28,520
Czechoslovakia.

3018
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:30,560
Okay.

3019
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:31,400
So they're the Eastern Molokas.

3020
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:34,320
People have brutalized people for thousands of years.

3021
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:39,320
Okay, you've had anybody who's got power over somebody else

3022
01:38:39,320 --> 01:38:42,440
and they're not of the same whatever,

3023
01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:47,440
color, tribe, area, whatever it is, they brutalized them.

3024
01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:49,760
This is normal behavior, not normal.

3025
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:51,520
This was typical.

3026
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:54,120
It's typical human behavior is what that is.

3027
01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:55,600
I mean, there has been Chinese slaves,

3028
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,200
there have been black slaves, there have been white slaves.

3029
01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:59,200
There have been, I mean.

3030
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:00,680
They still have Chinese slaves.

3031
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,560
Yeah, this is, humans are horrible to each other.

3032
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:04,920
They just are.

3033
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:05,760
Right.

3034
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:06,640
And it's about power.

3035
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,040
I mean, we talked about this one,

3036
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:10,800
I think it was last week.

3037
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:12,320
A lot of the slaves that were sold,

3038
01:39:12,320 --> 01:39:13,680
and we have to get off this topic, I know,

3039
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:16,520
but a lot of the slaves that were sold to the United States

3040
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:21,520
and to Europe were sold by black people.

3041
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:27,880
It was a tribe wanting to gain power over another one,

3042
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:29,960
taking them over, brutalizing them,

3043
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:32,120
and getting rid of them by selling them.

3044
01:39:32,120 --> 01:39:33,640
I mean, it's just awful.

3045
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:34,840
Humans are awful to each other.

3046
01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:38,000
But let's move on.

3047
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:38,840
Are we on?

3048
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:39,680
Are we on intermission?

3049
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:40,960
Yeah, we're about to take intermission,

3050
01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:43,760
but this is kind of an interesting topic

3051
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:46,680
because it kind of ties in directly

3052
01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:50,440
with some of the absurdity of the Black Lives Matter

3053
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:55,440
and the whole I deserve money, I deserve reparations.

3054
01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:56,280
Reparations.

3055
01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:01,280
It's bullshit because everyone deserves reparations

3056
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:04,440
sometime within their life,

3057
01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:06,720
sometimes within their parents' lives,

3058
01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:08,440
generations and generations.

3059
01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:10,800
The Indians, all right, well, who was here before the Indians?

3060
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:12,320
Where does it end?

3061
01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:13,800
I mean, it's never gonna end.

3062
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:14,880
Native Americans.

3063
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:15,720
Native Americans.

3064
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:16,560
Oh, yeah.

3065
01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:17,840
Okay, so speaking of.

3066
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:18,680
You saw that.

3067
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:21,840
That was a Mexican, Italian.

3068
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:22,680
Cuban.

3069
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,520
Yeah, there's some Cubans here.

3070
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:26,960
Maybe this is topic for part two,

3071
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:29,560
but you saw Washington is changing their.

3072
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:31,000
See, that's bullshit too because.

3073
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:31,840
The Redskins, yeah.

3074
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,000
Yeah, you know what?

3075
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,320
The grandson spoke up on that,

3076
01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:36,600
and the grandson was kind of like,

3077
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:40,520
you know what, my grandfather designed that label,

3078
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:42,560
and we were proud to be.

3079
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:44,000
Well, an actual Indian did.

3080
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:45,840
Yeah, we were proud to be on that.

3081
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:47,160
He was an Indian.

3082
01:40:47,160 --> 01:40:48,000
Yeah, he was.

3083
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:50,240
That was one of the most proudest moments

3084
01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:52,120
was to be on that helmet,

3085
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:54,040
and now you guys are taking away from that.

3086
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:56,920
Who are you to take that away from us

3087
01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,840
when we decided we wanted that on there?

3088
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:00,680
It was an honor.

3089
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:04,480
Think about why somebody would want to put that

3090
01:41:04,480 --> 01:41:06,000
as their team mascot.

3091
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,320
It's because they're fierce warriors,

3092
01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:09,560
and you're not gonna fuck with them.

3093
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:11,320
Yeah, we're tough.

3094
01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:15,720
Really, I mean, it is, to want to be that mascot.

3095
01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:16,560
It's this.

3096
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:17,400
It's this.

3097
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:18,760
Right, otherwise you'd be.

3098
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,200
Silent minority.

3099
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:21,040
I don't get it.

3100
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:22,600
That is consuming us.

3101
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:24,520
I heard a phrase the other day.

3102
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:28,760
If a Republican doesn't like guns,

3103
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:31,160
he doesn't go buy a gun.

3104
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:33,320
If a Democrat doesn't like guns,

3105
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:35,520
he doesn't want anybody to have a gun.

3106
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:36,360
Right.

3107
01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:41,360
If a Republican is offended by NFL football,

3108
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:43,640
he just doesn't go to the game.

3109
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,280
If a Democrat is offended by the Redskins logo,

3110
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:47,840
he demands that it's changed.

3111
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,480
That's right.

3112
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,720
That's a difference.

3113
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:53,120
That is a key difference right there.

3114
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:54,360
But you know, you bring that up,

3115
01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:57,800
and one funny story about that is when Democrats

3116
01:41:57,800 --> 01:42:00,800
or liberals feel unsafe and they would like to get a gun,

3117
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,160
especially in California.

3118
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:03,000
Oh yeah.

3119
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:03,920
Yeah, we talked about this.

3120
01:42:03,920 --> 01:42:04,760
Yep.

3121
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:09,760
They ran into the gun law, gun control requirements,

3122
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:12,080
and how hard it is to get a gun,

3123
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:13,800
and they were like, what the hell?

3124
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,960
We're trying to, we're in danger,

3125
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:17,320
we're trying to protect our family,

3126
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:20,000
and you tell me I gotta wait two weeks before I.

3127
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:21,120
Oh.

3128
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:23,720
Yes, these are the rules you passed.

3129
01:42:23,720 --> 01:42:26,560
Suddenly now things change a little bit, don't they?

3130
01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:28,120
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

3131
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:33,120
All right, we'll be right back.