If we did that, if we started to stop every time we talked over the music, we'd never
have a podcast.
Like ever, like literally ever.
Are you kidding me?
No.
It's rolling and we're rolling with it.
Alright.
We're doing this?
Yes, it's for real.
We're podcasting.
What does the guide say on the movie Contact?
Wanna come out and play?
Remember that guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Contact?
With Jodie Foster?
I, that's so crazy.
I love that movie.
I've had a thought of watching that movie again just like two days ago.
I bought it.
Wanna come over and watch it?
Can I come out and play and watch it?
I saw it.
It was pretty good.
Alright.
You can come over and play it.
It's a great movie.
It's been, it wouldn't come out because that was when I saw it when it came out.
Yeah.
What year did that come out?
I don't know.
We got some weird things going on there.
It came out in 1997.
Oh my god, the year my first daughter was born.
That's when I got married.
What was, are you kidding me?
97.
That is crazy.
One thing that is so amazing about that movie is they are so freaked out that they're getting
an intelligent message and they pour over this thing to try to figure out what it is
and they finally figure out, oh my god, it's a picture.
It is.
It's January 10th.
It's like a dick pic.
2020.
It's a giant dick pic.
Oh my god.
It was not a dick pic, Jeff.
It is January 10th, 2024.
It is the first second half of the 2024 year.
Yes it is.
Dudes like us, so happy to be here.
My name is Sean.
My name is Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And my name is Larry.
I'm the guest.
And again, I want to extend my gratitude to you guys for allowing me to impose on your
podcast.
This is a lot of fun.
I enjoy myself.
Thank you.
We are happy to have you.
I think we should start selling that seat.
Wonderful.
I'm charging a fee.
There we go.
Oh yeah, charge a fee?
500 a month.
It's like a bottle of water.
All right.
I brought a 12 pack of Coors Light.
Hey, you're in for life.
Just so you know.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, you're in for life.
No other guest has brought us shit.
Greedy bastards.
Rob, you're one of them.
And Scott, you've never come.
Whoa.
What?
Do they have kids?
Is that a friend of yours?
No, we have a loyal listener.
Our first one that's ever given a review, but he has never been a guest.
Oh, your friend, Scott.
Oh, I thought that he was like.
I do want to call out.
Well, tell him to come and he can be a guest.
I don't want anybody to come.
Can we change the language here?
Let him arrive and attend.
This is not a sex show.
Tell him to attend.
Attend.
It's obviously the second half and we've had a couple of drinks and we're ready to
roll because we've got a ton of data to get through.
We were going to talk about some NFL.
We're going to talk about fantasy football.
We've got aliens to talk about.
What's going on in Florida?
I would like to talk about the lunar, the private lunar exploration.
We've got the private lunar exploration.
Did you guys hear about the DeSantis?
Not DeSantis, but you guys hear about the thing that happened in Florida with the aliens?
No, with aliens.
Tell us.
Well, I don't know that much about it.
Tell us, Sean.
Tell us.
No, there was.
OK, so there was a news broadcast put out and they had these aliens that were done in
Miami.
Oh, it was a total fictitious bullshit.
It's TikTok and Instagram bullshit.
Is that what's going on?
Hold on.
Julie's coming in here with a...
We have another special guest.
What do you...
Do you want some of that?
Julie's wanting some of this high-washed...
No, what I did is that during the intermission, we were pouring some extra, for our listeners
out there, we're pouring some extra samples and I wanted to give Julie one of the samples
that we were trying and she's coming in here because I don't think she likes it.
I was trying to hand her my microphone, but it didn't work out.
Oh, she is poo-pooing on the highway.
High-west smoky, high-west.
The high-west whiskey, the American Prairie Bourbon.
Well...
It's smoky.
Yes.
Smoky.
Oh, absolutely.
If your husband doesn't want it, he doesn't like it.
Do you like it?
I'll drink it.
No, I don't care for it.
He'll butt-loose it.
Really?
I think it's great.
I got you.
I love it.
That is not in my palate, man.
Give it to me.
I'll drink it.
Oh, look at all going on with it.
That's a man right there.
So, Julie didn't like it, but...
Not a fan.
But I enjoyed it.
So, high-west whiskey, it's the American Prairie Bourbon.
I put that in the infinity bottle.
A straight bourbon whiskey.
Oh, that'll ruin it.
It's a hunter-proof.
No, it would ruin it.
It would create a taste that we probably don't want the infinity bottle to go to.
That does not go in the infinity bottle.
I agree.
Are you kidding me?
I do enjoy it, but I don't think it should go in the infinity bottle.
Whatever.
I'm not going to...
Throw stones.
Well, I disagree, but...
What happened in Florida?
I liked it.
I think that would overtake the bottle.
I agree.
What happened in Florida?
Aliens, crystal skulls in Florida.
Who?
Crystal skulls?
No, I don't know anything about the...
I understand what you're driving at, but look, I don't know that much about it.
No, I was asking, what's the story?
But the thing is, is that the story was, and there was a meme put out there, that there
was some figures or some thing that was walking around.
It was videotaped, and they had over 200 Florida police officers show up at the mall.
This is Lauderdale, the Miami...
I'm sorry, this is police respond to an alien theory.
I have no idea.
It was a Bayside Mall.
Google it.
Bayside Mall aliens.
Wow.
Crazy thing.
I have no idea what the hell's going on.
Yeah, I've heard it.
It's been in the stories, like I said, the TikToks and the Instagram stories.
But they just brushed it under the rug.
Because it's not anything...
Okay, but...
It's not real.
But you still had...
Look, if an incident occurs at a mall...
See, there's a picture right there.
It was purple.
Listen, if an incident occurs, and you have 10 police cars that show up because they want
to figure things out, find out what's going on, 20 police cars, you're like, wow, something's
really going on.
200 police cars showed up.
So I'm not saying...
Somebody thought it was a mall shooting.
Okay, 200 police cars?
Oh yeah, every cop in the city will show up if you say it's a mall shooting.
Nowhere in their report said there was any guns fired.
Interesting.
That's the interesting part about it.
I don't give a fuck either way.
Did they shop...
Were they shopping at Big and Tall?
There were phasers that were shot.
Phasers.
Proton and fusion blasters, you know?
I go back to...
We are in a world where everyone carries the best camera in the world in their phone.
We can't find...
The only image is from half a mile away and it's fuzzy.
Greeny.
Yeah.
I don't disagree with that.
They pull their phones out when someone's getting raped and murdered and they record that.
You don't think they'd pull their phone out to record that.
There'd be so much footage of this.
There's a great picture right there.
Yeah, that's him.
There you go.
Boy, he's in Birkenstein.
Not Birkenstein, but Doc Martens.
Dude, that's one stylish motherfucking alien right there.
Yeah.
Well, I just thought it was interesting.
It was an interesting story because it wasn't so...
This is somebody totally trolling people.
It says the Miami mall alien and he's got some bags.
He's got some nice kick ass boots.
What's that, a pole?
He's got a kick ass jacket and a fancy hat.
Little fedora.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, whatever.
I just...
It was interesting.
It was on the south side.
It wasn't so much that...
It was the fact that they...
Look, whether you agree with it or not, which I don't care, you had 200 police cars show
up there and there was not...
That's going to generate all sorts of excitement.
But there was not a report of any gunfire.
Right.
Okay.
Well, what did the police end up saying?
Well, Mr. Producer, we want to pull up any...
It was a slow night.
I don't care what the news or TikTok says.
What did the police say?
It was a slow night at Bayside.
The teens spread panic as Miami police responded with an alien theory after a fight at the
Bayside mall.
Well, there you go.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh my God, really?
What is going on with the U.S. police?
Really?
What is going on with the youth of today, man?
Goddamn, a bunch of barnyard animals out there.
Really?
I just don't get it.
It's so disappointing.
And who goes to a mall anymore?
I don't.
I do.
Especially during the holidays.
I guess aliens do.
Especially during the holidays, bro.
Well, it was interesting.
Look, everyone should believe in aliens.
Nobody should believe in aliens.
Everyone should believe in aliens.
I mean, it's an oxymoron to say both, but it's true.
I mean, you cannot think that there aren't intelligent species out there 100 billion
trillion miles away.
Who knows?
I don't know.
You don't know.
We don't know.
There are tons of unexplainable stuff going on.
Dan Aykroyd said in an interview this past week.
I doubt there's any aliens on Earth.
Well, Dan Aykroyd said-
Yeah, that's where you got to dissect it.
I mean, if you believe that there is life on other planets, I do.
I mean, the universe is too big.
You have to absolutely think that.
There's too many other Earth-like planets out there that can sustain life.
There's got to be life out there.
Have they visited us on Earth?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I'll let you finish your Dan Aykroyd thing, but I have something I read this week.
But the thing is that you have these UFOs, these unidentified flying objects.
That is the tie-in to Dan Aykroyd.
So Dan Aykroyd, he was on a podcast earlier, about two, three weeks ago, and he was sharing
with the folks what he had seen.
And he was also just bringing up things that have been released by the government.
And it's like what Jeff said.
Why is it that everything we see is all grainy and you're just not there?
But you've got the pilots.
There are pilots out there, tons and tons and tons of pilots that say, I saw some shit.
Especially military.
I've seen some shit.
You also got to think about, I'm thinking about, nowadays you have these drones.
These crazy drones are out there doing all these crazy, illuminating, animated pictures.
You look at it like, is that a fucking dragon?
And you've got like 10,000 drones out there painting a picture.
Dude, at the Super Bowl, they have a thousand drones in a formation doing a light show,
which is very cool, by the way.
Which is unbelievably cool.
But my point about bringing that up is that that technology wasn't available when these
pictures were coming out.
However, you know, they're not talking about a myriad of these drones flying around making
these things.
It was just one large craft.
But was the technology available back then to make that sort of thing?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
Maybe it wasn't.
But it goes even deeper than that.
We don't know how the pyramids were built.
Yeah, well, we don't talk about crystal skulls and pyramids.
Let's stay on task here.
We're talking about the unidentified flying objects.
But the thing is that you get the Tic-Tac one, which is like the most one of the most
popular ones, the capsule shaped vessel that moves from zero miles per hour to unidentified.
And that's literally on.
And is this real and not made?
No, no, no.
Time out.
Who knows?
These are on military fighter jet video.
Yeah, in the middle of the Indian Ocean where there's no drones that are coming off the
shore.
They're out in the middle of the ocean.
So we believe that's real footage.
Well, I mean, I don't know, man.
So right now we're looking at a bunch of different things because major ATV going on.
We got a mesmerizing light show by drones where you got this dragon that is like doing
these circles, which is amazing.
Amazing.
It's amazing.
It looks so cool.
And this that is what they can do with light drone light show drones and they control.
There's thousands of them and they move in unison.
Yeah, it's really neat.
That's incredible.
You eat the moon.
It's going to eat the moon.
That's funny.
Oh, my gosh.
That's crazy.
We have to talk about the moon, too.
Yeah.
Well, we're going to bring that up.
But look, look, look, the thing is, Jeff, I want you to get off the just open your mind
up a little bit.
I say it's plausible.
Don't be such a downer.
I don't think it is plausible.
Well, I guess so.
Let me tell you what I read this week, which to me is almost the most plausible thing I've
ever heard.
Is this from the Playgirl magazine?
No, this is not from Playgirl.
Who was Playgirl still around?
I don't know.
It was just very good.
She's still going.
What do you ask?
Yes, it is.
Listen, I mean, if everybody's going to get thrown under the bus here, Larry has to get
there.
Why did you look like the guy from three?
Yeah, seriously.
You got a little excited.
A little excited.
All right, so here's what I read this week about this is from an astrophysicist, not
to say that they're any more intelligent than the rest of us.
But she said, I'm assuming it was a her anyway.
She said no biological creature can sustain a flight, however fast, you know, technology
is unless there's wormholes right there, you pop in one place and pop out the other.
No biological creature can make it the journey from how far it is from the is it because
of the speed?
Because of the distance, surely the distance.
I go back.
I go back to she's only she only knows what we know here on Earth.
So what she says, these are artificial intelligence.
So artificial intelligence, we are making leaps and bounds here.
There's no reason to think that artificial intelligence hasn't gone leaps and bounds
on many, many, many other planets, just like our technology.
So the only thing that she thinks and I thought it was it was kind of a very interesting idea
like like like a drone from another planet are artificial intelligence beings.
Yes.
Well, that kind of makes sense, which means they don't age.
I mean, look, we send out drones.
Who says who says another planet would age at the same rate we do?
I don't think it's that just saying.
I think we're close.
They would have to live a billion years to get here.
The science we know is only what we know on this earth.
They would have to live a billion years to get here.
Maybe this fits.
Well, maybe the civilization is a billion years ahead of us.
That may be true, too.
The technology and they have literally frozen their aging.
Correct.
Maybe there are pods because we've talked about that.
We can crack our DNA code and let's let's gear it back to what Paul said.
So if this is IA from another.
IA or AI?
What I say.
IA.
AI.
Artificial intelligence.
If this is an artificial intelligence that's coming from another world, you know, they
do have an opportunity where they can sit bitch in a craft, a vessel and get from point
A to point B and just hit pause and they just.
So what are they doing, though?
Nothing.
If it's artificial.
Then why are they here?
Well, what do we do?
What do we do?
Well, any communication that's going to get back is going to take a billion years.
Where do we go?
Well, what do they care?
Well, why send someone there to study when it's going to take a billion years to get
the information back?
Well, we don't know that either.
Well, that's what the theory is, right?
Well, I mean, but we don't know what technology they're not hand delivering paper.
They can communicate like they're using my logic.
Maybe their technology can send it faster is what you're saying.
Like the speed of light.
Well, to just maybe if they are flying around us, why don't they stop and say, hello?
Hi.
Hey, guys.
And boy, we're man.
Are we tired?
Can we park here for a little while?
I could use a cup of coffee if you got artificial intelligence.
Have you tried this bourbon?
And again, I go back to the amount of cameras that are in the world today that the only
thing we see is they don't want to be detected, bro.
Well, they are detected, but they're by crappy cameras.
Maybe they have a power.
Maybe they have this this this aura that makes any image of them grainy.
Well, just like the one.
We know they're going to have shitty camera drops down the camera to the first iteration
of the phone camera.
But that's like, you know, it's like no shit.
It's just like all the technology is like top notch except their cameras.
Yeah.
Where'd you get this one K camera?
Actually, the answer the answer to the question that I just asked, I've I've read about that
and it's equated to if you think that these so-called alien beings are billions of years
ahead of us advanced and they are so much more intelligent and advanced than we are,
that's difficult to wrap your brain around.
So if you liken it to us trying to communicate with bees, OK, OK.
I mean, bees have a certain amount of intelligence.
They all work together.
They have a little colony.
They're a city.
You know, they all kind of get together and have a little bee disco thing going on.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they can see us, though, and they communicate very weirdly, too.
But have but we are so far greatly more intelligent than the bee.
We've never really tried to communicate with a bee.
Why would the alien try to communicate with us if they see us?
That's kind of what they say in the movie Contact or or an or an ant.
So in other words, when they're like flying around looking at us, they're like, oh, my
God.
That's exactly what they said.
Joni Foster said it in contact.
She was just like, well, why would aliens care?
It's kind of like why would humans care about an ant hill in Africa?
Yeah, because they're curious.
We study everything.
Why wouldn't they study things?
Look at our producer.
He's got his fantastic headband on.
Nice.
No, that's an interesting, interesting aspect where, you know, they're here just kind of
looking, but you're too dumb for me to even communicate.
He's wearing a right to even to even make contact.
Oh, I don't know where mine is.
They might be just artificial intelligence drones to to to pick up to study.
I don't think it's anything.
I think I think it's all manmade.
And if it is military, it is just going to admit anything.
Right.
If it's manmade, we're making leaps and bounds in technology, because when you watch the
videos of them going, OK, so Jeff, I've never seen the videos are fabricated.
They could be special effects.
I don't know, but why would a Navy pilot say like he's not going to make up stuff?
Right.
So he's out on the ocean.
We don't know that just because the pilot doesn't exude him or exempt him from being
a jackass.
There's too much.
There's too much out there for that not to be.
Well, I need better proof.
Too many credible people.
I need better proof.
I agree with that.
We do need better proof, but I can't discount all these experiences that these folks are
happy.
There's something going on.
It's not just the pilots.
Well, it's just like just like these cows that were found in South Texas that were surgically
worked on.
Yeah, right.
Well, they have these perfect things cut out of them.
Yeah, that was weird, too.
Yeah, that was just really smart coyotes.
That's all that was.
Yeah.
So there's weird things that happen, you know, these different different corporations
from A&M, right?
That do things that no one knows about.
And then people find these things.
Oh, it's aliens.
I know what you're saying.
You know, it's easy to jump to something like that.
Yeah, I just I need better proof.
Like I said, a nice clear more than one account of like I said, I don't trust anything I see
on TikTok, Instagram, the new internet.
It's all true.
It's not a matter with you.
But Jeff, Jeff, but these these videos that we are specific, not the aliens in Miami,
but the other videos were were available prior to these social platforms.
Well there have been videos of Sasquatch for how long?
I'm not referring to the Sasquatch, but there's how many people out there that believe in
Sasquatch.
Like the Tic Tac.
That came out in the early 90s.
The Tic Tac one was a little flying capsule.
And you know, it it does suck because it's so grainy.
Right.
It is.
That's that's my problem.
It's like there's, you know, the Bigfoot images, you know, the famous one where you see him
walking.
Right.
Why?
Why hasn't there been anything?
There's been people hunting Bigfoot for decades.
The guy that shot that video from like in the 50s or 60s.
Yeah, he confessed on his deathbed that that was phony.
Do you really?
And I go and I go back to they could capture the drug cartels coming across the border
and perfect on these on these game cameras with well armed with M16 guns and you can
see their face, the guns, everything.
But we still can't see the shooters over the know.
No, you can't.
You can't see the grassy knoll.
You can't see aliens.
You can't see Bigfoot.
You can't see Loch Ness Monster because I don't think they're real.
They're all fat.
It's all fabricated.
I hear you.
Well, there's too much technology out there that will catch this.
I agree.
I think the Loch Ness Monster does exist.
I don't think that the Loch Ness Monster exists.
I think there are river monsters.
I think there are lake monsters out there that that exist.
They did a full mapping recently of Loch Ness.
Nothing.
Well, they found an alien craft.
Yeah, and a Bigfoot.
They found a tic tac.
They found a gigantic tic tac at the bottom of the at the lake.
What my point is, is that there are some there are some strange creatures on the planet that
we have no idea that even exist.
Like we joke.
We say Architeuthis, you know, but there are there are giant Architeuthis out there that
can take down an entire entire ship.
You know, not like the big cruise ships, but back, you know, in the big Spanish ships,
you know, the big.
Jeff, I presume you hold the same opinion about ghosts.
Oh, good question.
A big demon.
Do you think there's a no, I don't think so.
Again, I've never seen pictures.
I watched those ghost shows.
They're ridiculous.
They are.
Poltergeist scared the shit out of me, though, when I watched.
Oh, yeah, that was a great movie.
That was a documentary.
I have personally experienced some things that are questionable.
I've never experienced anything weird.
So regarding ghosts, regarding.
Yes.
Regarding.
I don't want to say I'll call manifestations like supernatural things.
This stuff is kind of paranormal.
Did you get touched by it?
Oh, dude, he was like lubing me.
I was like, seriously, bro?
No, no, no.
That was me.
He had a beard.
He's a bearded ghost.
Now he didn't go by he she.
Now, transgender ghost.
Now, admittedly, Jeff, I don't really.
Jeff, I don't really don't know you that well.
Would you consider are you a religious man?
I believe that there's afterlife.
Correct.
I don't believe in ghosts, though.
Do you believe in angels?
Hold on.
Do you think there are angels?
Do you believe in afterlife?
Yes, you do.
In what in what form?
I have no idea.
All right.
Well, you know what?
I think that's that's huge.
We've we've ripped the hymen off of this.
This is kind of cool.
We've actually never talked about this.
Well, I mean, this is the first time I've ever heard you say that in four years of podcast.
We've never.
I think that is a healthy start to what that you think that there is an afterlife.
So you believe that once our our hard drive in our internal body expires, that there's
something else going on.
It's like your server.
Correct.
Do you believe there are angels?
That is that's significant.
I don't know.
I've never really thought about that.
Like, for instance, you know, my mother passed away.
So I believe she's here watching me.
I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Right.
My God, she's masturbating all the time.
I know.
And she also don't doesn't want to listen to your podcast, just so you know.
That could be.
But, you know, that's weird.
We had the I don't want to listen to this podcast.
I know.
Well, you know, we had I can't remember their names, the two ladies who lost their kids.
All the time.
And Sue and Mary.
Yeah, Sue and Mary.
And one of them said, you know, the first time she was intimate with her husband.
It was extremely awkward because she felt that the son was in the room with him.
Yes.
I remember now.
Yeah.
I don't know if I believe that.
I don't want to believe that because the last thing I need is to have 50,000 generations
of people watching me have sex.
Well, that's what I mean.
I think there's a do not disturb sign for the most part.
It's got to be.
I think I think so.
What are ghosts?
Right.
They ignore the do not disturb.
No, the theory of ghosts is that it's trapped in pergola.
Trapped.
They're trapped.
That's a good TV show.
The British version ghosts.
I recommend it.
Say what?
There's a British TV show.
It's a comedy that they've created an American version for it, which is actually pretty good,
actually.
And the British version is good.
And they move into this house and it's populated with a bunch of ghosts because they're stuck.
Is this it here?
Yeah, this is the American version.
So this is the new series October 7, a young couple Sam and Jay inherit a haunted mansion
in an underwear of their invisible housemates plan to turn it into a B&B.
Is the American version funny?
This is the yeah, it's actually pretty good.
Is it?
I've been thinking about watching it.
It's good.
They've been promoting the hell out of this on what is it?
CBS.
I have not watched it.
I've actually I've seen the the the the the look at the dude with the fucking arrow.
Yeah.
So you so you have these so you have these ghosts that you and I go on, Paul.
What happened to Paul?
This property, Paul and Sean went out.
That would be my luck.
And they all live there because they're stuck.
And the wife ends up being able to see them because she falls, dies for a minute, comes
back to life and she can see the ghost.
Her husband can't.
So she can interact with them.
And that's a great premise for a comedy.
Yeah.
And the British version, that's what we started watching first.
So this was based off the British version.
So I recommend it.
I recommend both versions are actually showing the British version now on CBS because this
one has done so well.
They've decided to show the British version, the original.
I definitely want to watch it now.
Yeah.
I had just never heard anybody say if it's good or not.
No, it's good.
It's well done.
This is like season four coming out.
Is this on Netflix?
No, not yet.
It's on CBS.
It will.
Excuse me.
So back to my question to you, Jeff, that you never really answered.
About angels, about angels.
Welcome to our life.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I said, I don't think that there are.
I think that there are angels among us.
I think we all have a guardian angel.
And let me tell you something.
My guardian angel is one hell of a good driver.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Back in the day, maybe after, you know, too many and trying to make her.
I think the biggest art angel thing you had was that sweet ass office you had at the back
of that building off of Preston.
Yeah.
You had a fantastic office, didn't you?
So if one accepts the concept of angels among us, it's not that far of a leap to think that
there are ghosts among us.
Right.
Spirits.
Can we dumb it down?
Spirits.
OK, sure.
Yeah.
So spirits could be both.
But I don't.
I don't transfer that leap to to UFOs.
Or aliens.
Or witches and things like that.
So UFOs are are.
Let's be clear.
The UFO is an unidentified flying object.
That can be manmade.
Yeah.
So it's different from an alien experience.
It's just we don't know what the fuck that is.
That's true.
We have no idea.
It's just some of the videos out there that come from reputable sources like the US government
of of a camera strapped onto an F-15 that's flying over the Atlantic.
And it sees this vessel that comes out of the water and is hovering and then takes off
from zero to fifteen thousand or it just disappears.
Yeah, I get it.
I may have misspoke.
I said UFOs.
I probably should have said extraterrestrial beings on Earth.
Or some amazingly advanced technology.
I don't think that's I don't think that's here.
I grew with Larry as far as ghosts go.
I've never experienced seen anything to sway my opinion.
I'm someone who needs facts to prove it to me.
I am too.
And I don't think I have never seen a ghost.
But you know something?
I've always wanted to.
Yeah.
Well, wanting to is something else.
But yeah, let's just face it.
You want to be abducted and probed.
Mostly the appraised.
Again, right?
Right.
And you're not going to believe it until that happens.
Right.
Yeah, I got probed in the 80s.
You know what?
They didn't really.
I didn't.
Father Jerry, you son of a bitch.
Wow.
He was an alien.
Father O'Malley.
Oh boy.
Was that allowed?
Talk about a flag.
Where's the red card on that bullshit?
Red card.
Absolutely.
I get a yellow.
No yellow.
That goes straight to red.
Straight to red.
What's with the card?
Yeah, right.
Right down.
Yeah.
Right in front of the face.
Yes.
Wag it in his face.
And then we make a note.
Notation.
Yeah.
Good.
What does that go in his permanent record when you get a.
Yeah.
We bought.
I bought these for Paul because he's like.
So notice how I don't have one.
So.
So as you know, that's how you know it was bought for Paul.
As the guest here, I'm observing that Jeff and Sean, they have these credit card size
little pieces of paper or little pieces of.
They're official.
One is red and one is yellow.
For when I get carded.
These are these are warning signs to one another.
No, no.
Paul, that is a red card.
Because if you notice, I can't card anybody.
Although.
We've all been.
My left arm.
My left arm is like super strong and muscular from holding the card up.
Yeah.
You know.
It's gigantic compared to his right arm.
Right.
Whatever.
What does one do to get a red card?
You say stuff like Sean just said.
But I agree with Larry.
I think that there is some sort of spirit or angel or or ghost that that kind of coax
I use the word coax because they kind of nudge us in life to make a great good decisions.
You know, a fairy godmother ish.
It's the old compilation.
It's the old angel on one shoulder.
Devil on the other shoulder.
Do you believe in fairies?
Well, no.
In the Christian faith, it's all in the Christian faith is called the Holy Spirit.
No, it's not doing that in the Christian faith.
It's called the Holy Spirit.
It nudges you.
Yes.
Well, all right.
Look, so I don't think we're talking about that aspect.
I think what we're talking about is supernatural stuff.
Yeah.
It's like when you are in a house in in Boston, Massachusetts, in Boston, Massachusetts, and
you're in the basement and it's two o'clock in the morning and this house is 400 years.
I'm sorry.
It's 200 years old.
And and you hear something and it's unexplainable.
There's nobody around.
There's no house around.
And it's kind of like, all right, well, I clearly heard voices, but there's no one there.
You guys have never experienced like heard voices like that?
I have no because I'm hearing impaired.
Yeah.
You're Nick.
You know, I will tell you, I have I told you I've had some experiences, but I'm going to
gloss over that and I will share with you some weird things that I've had in dreaming.
I have I have I think I don't know if they're called night terrors.
Is that what they are?
Yes.
Let Jeff, Larry and I interpret your dreams.
Let me just launch one out.
Yeah, let's interpret.
Let's.
So I don't really have the whole dreams are I use the word twice in one night, but I'm
going to use the word whimsical because I use it already.
The dreams are very weird.
They're very they turn.
They you have no idea.
Dreams are people that can remember dreams.
Dreams are amazing because especially when they're wet.
Well, it doesn't matter what they are.
Wet, dry.
It's just a yellow card.
They can almost they can.
They're intelligent.
It's like your subconscious trying to drive you to think about things.
Sure.
And or it's your subconscious fucking with you.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's what I think.
I think most people don't even remember.
I don't remember dreams.
It's 99 percent of the time.
Me neither.
I also agree with that.
But there are some times when I wake up in the middle of the night and I I clearly remember
what the fuck's going on.
I was like, oh, my God.
Yeah, it happens.
It happens.
That was odd.
And I went through a period I haven't had one in a couple of years, but I went through
a period where there was a lot of terror dreams that I was having where I'd wake up unhealthily
scared, fearful, right?
You know, the duty or sleep apnea, I bet it probably could be.
Maybe it actually I think that is your you hit it on the head there.
You know, maybe maybe it was that junction between living and dying because I almost
asphyxiated, you know?
And look, Larry brought this up at the beginning of the podcast talking about how dudes like
us out there can survive sleep apnea.
Look, and even our past guest, Kevin from Total Wine, he was kind of like, look, I don't
understand how people can't live with a bidet or a sleep apnea machine.
Look, I haven't done the bidet thing yet, but I'm not against it.
But the sleep apnea thing, you got to have one.
If you've got that issue, there is no reason why you should not have a sleep apnea machine.
Period.
I don't give a flying hell.
These dreams that you these nightmares you were talking about.
What was it like?
Somebody was chasing you.
Somebody was trying to kill you.
So it wasn't drowning.
These were demons.
Oh, boy.
That's dark.
It was demonic.
It was really dark.
Nice.
Do you guys ever have any reoccurring dreams?
Yes.
Sexually dreams.
Yeah, that's exactly where I was going.
Yeah, I don't want to.
I don't want to get into that.
Oh, reoccurring dreams.
I know as a kid, I would dream.
I do remember these where I'd be I'd be playing.
I was probably 12, 13 years old.
But I remember having the dream as clear as day as outside playing with my friends.
Well, for somehow we were able to run and then like do the whole Pete Rose slide like
Superman.
But you would go for miles.
Well, not just that.
Maybe maybe 100 feet.
Right.
So you're kind of flying over the grass flying dreams.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are fun.
Oh, I've had those.
Those are great.
They're a lot of fun.
Yeah.
The flying ones are good.
The falling ones aren't.
The brain is able to create a picture for you.
Yeah.
I mean, it literally you see the tops of the trees and you.
It's amazing how the brain is creative like.
Well, my was weird because it was like I said, we were playing and we're like, let's see
who can go the farthest.
And it was and you're trying and adjusting the body so you can get some more lift and
all that shit.
And it was and it was like you're like three feet off the ground, at least for me.
And it was it was a game to see how far you could get.
And we'd go.
It was recurring.
Yeah, I'd have several of those.
How fun.
That's a fun recurring dream.
I've had flying dreams as a recurring dream.
Try that.
I mean, I've had flying dreams more than one time in my life.
I don't mean to say it's every night, but in the flying dreams that I'm flying like
a bird, but the apparatus that I have to flap wings, it's very, very difficult to do control
to fly.
And yeah, I'm kind of, you know, not flying very gracefully, but is it like I'm still
like the red ball squirrel outfit where your.
Yeah.
Are out and you're just.
Yeah, yeah.
Or like the very first iteration of the helicopter.
You see that where it kind of bounces up and down.
He's just jostled to death.
I have a recurring one where I'm able to real and I'm able to stay up.
It's not really flying, but I'm able to jump and stay up and hover.
And I always do it to make people impressed.
Oh, that's like Michael Jordan.
Kind of.
But I'm no, but I'm like 30 feet in the air and then I can I can I can wave my arms to
a little bit higher.
Right.
I'm not saying I'm just hovering.
Right.
That's kind of what mine was.
I was hovering above the ground like three feet and I was just right above the ground.
Anyway, I remember those dreams are fucking weird.
Yeah.
The recurring one that I have is I don't know if I'm in high school or college, but it's
in a school setting in an academic setting and women are crowded around you and I show
up for class like Scholar Johansson and I walk in the classroom and I sit at my desk
and all around me, all the other students are furiously going through their notes and
looking in their textbooks and I look around and I go, what, what, what, what, what's all
the what are you doing?
What's the big deal?
And they go, oh, don't you know, we have the big final exam today.
Now that was that was real life, Larry.
And I go, oh, my God, I forgot.
That's why you didn't study.
I'm not prepared at all.
It's funny you say that.
It's very the same one.
Really?
I think over and over again, subconscious stress from college.
I think that's your subconscious trying to work through stress, stress, bullshit like
that.
To this day, our brains are I won't know where my classes are.
Our brains are more sophisticated than we give it credit for.
I don't know.
I know I have an exam coming up.
I have never cracked the book.
I have all those.
And you show up and it's test day and you're totally unprepared.
I can't even find.
I don't know where the class is to take the test.
And I'm like, fuck, I screwed myself.
I usually show up to the school all prepared in my dreams.
Like I'm ready to go.
I'm smart.
I got everything under control.
The only problem is I'm naked.
I've had naked in public dreams.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Why do you not have short?
I got shirt on.
Sean, why do you not have pants on?
What's going on?
You're feeling emotionally exposed is what that is.
Yeah, that's a common really emotionally exposed.
I don't know.
Maybe you can probably Google it.
Meaning of dreams and put these things in.
Why am I naked in public?
It'll tell you the last one I'll say every dream I've ever had a gun in my hand and I've
needed to use it for self-defense.
It will not fire.
Every single time somebody's coming at me, I'm trying to save somebody.
It doesn't matter.
Is it jammed?
What I'm using it.
I try to pull it and it will not pull the trigger.
I have that every single time I'm holding a gun in a dream.
Never had that dream.
Very frustrating.
Well, I've heard that if you die in your dream, you die in real life.
Is that true?
I have died in a dream.
Or is that just Freddie Krueger?
I have 100% died in one dream.
That's it.
One.
Well, how did you do that?
From drinking?
Nope.
I got struck by lightning.
Oh.
In the dream?
In the dream.
And you were dead.
How about falling off a building?
So did your dream end?
No.
It was black.
Oh.
And it was black and I was like, hmm.
So I know I was standing by my 1994 Ford Explorer in the driveway.
Oh, I like that one.
The green one?
The green one.
Yeah.
Nice.
And I got struck by lightning while it was thundering outside and I was going to go get
something out of the car.
And I got struck by lightning and it was black.
Just pure black.
And then I was like, OK, I'm not awake.
You weren't black out drunk, were you?
Nope.
So you're really a dead guy.
I was dead.
That explains a lot.
I literally was like, OK, so it's pitch black.
I know I got struck by lightning, so I must be dead.
I know I'm not awake.
How your brain knows you're not awake.
And it just it kind of lasted for a while in blackness.
How about the sensation of falling?
I've had that where I've bounced in my bed.
You bounced?
Yeah.
I've done that.
Like somebody was bouncing you?
No, like you hit and you just kind of your body twitches or something like that.
I've had that happen.
Hmm.
Like you're landing from a fall?
Yeah, like landing and you're like in the bed.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you mean.
Like you fall off a ladder, you twitch.
Right.
Yeah, it was more of a twitch, right?
Yeah, I got you.
That's funny.
You know what?
But I've had that a lot where you get these.
Larry, have you had a dream where you like fall?
It's like you're falling feeling.
I have not.
No, it's it's kind of.
I remember it.
It's creepy.
The brain is so amazing.
If I could harness the power of the brain, I'd be getting blow jobs all the time.
I mean, in your dreams.
OK, that was a little off the charts.
But my point is.
Hold on.
Is that a card?
No, I don't think it is.
Wait a second.
It's almost a yellow.
You carded me.
You threatened me with a yellow card.
Well, rightfully so.
I didn't give it to you.
That was almost a yellow card.
OK, my point is, is that the human brain is it's amazing.
We use what?
You know, in ancient times, they they say that there is a third eye in that third eye.
It is the third eye is part of the chakra.
It's the the the upper tier.
It's not the anus.
It is not the anus.
But you have a you have a interdimensional passage or path or interpretation or some
sort of line of sight into something.
The cosmos.
Something undefined.
But it's it's it's crazy because they have they have literature out there that was put
out for a really long time, ancient literature out there about chakras and stuff.
So I'm not saying it's true or not true.
But I'm just saying that there's it's it's even more relevant than the alien sightings
that were or the alien, the unidentified flying objects that we're saying it's more relevant.
You know, just kind of I say that because we're talking about it.
We'll talk about the YouTube videos and the I know you're going to jump into the old crystal
skulls program stuff pretty soon.
But when you think about things that are way back then, the Egyptian times and then Kim
Belty and all those temples they have and some of the stuff, just the the technology
they have to cut those stones and and just the secret shit that they got.
You know, right.
There's so much we don't know.
We don't know about our dreams.
They poke you wake me when he's done, please.
We could have these guys, we could be tied into the spirits of that time.
Well, or angels.
What do you guys opinion on hearing these near death experience where they're on the
surgery table and next thing you know, they're floating above watching?
I believe it.
Well, that I don't.
I believe it because there's been so many of them.
Yes.
And there has been so many studies to debunk it.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you debunk that study that?
I'll tell you, there was a study made in an emergency room somewhere where they had one
of those devices that will display words like usually it's in red lit up letters like on
a display board thing.
They set one of these on the top of a cabinet so that the letters faced to the ceiling.
OK.
And they said, what did that say?
So anybody in the room, this sign display was too high and it was pointed the wrong
direction.
So anybody standing in the room could not see what the word on the display was.
OK.
The word on the display that they put was butterfly.
So this was constantly illuminated.
There were some occasions when people declared that they had a near death experience in this
emergency room where they floated up to the ceiling and they could see their dead bodies
on the table.
Oh, they're British.
So they would say, so they'd say, well, what else?
What else did you see?
I think that, well, I could see the doctors.
I could see the nurses.
I could see the table in my body.
Did you see anything else?
Like maybe some big red letters lit up?
No, I didn't see that.
Interesting.
You didn't see the word butterfly and big lit up red letters?
Maybe that turns off when you're hovering.
You can't see that color.
You can't see red.
Maybe you can't see that color.
Yeah, what color?
Maybe you can't read.
Well, but that's interesting.
I don't know.
It was just like a bar style neon sign that they have in the emergency room.
Yeah.
That is so interesting.
But you say that.
But then there's been other stories where they describe exactly what the doctor was
doing, exactly like to the T what the doctor was doing.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
Why?
But why question it?
Right?
Why?
Why think it can't happen?
Come over here.
Let me choke you until you're nearly dead.
Let's see.
Well, it goes into your hole.
Do you believe in?
Get over here.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do I?
No, that's the discussion.
It's the same type of question.
Yeah.
It's the same type of question.
It's along the same line.
You know something?
You're probably right.
I mean, I'm sort of contradicting myself, aren't I?
Right.
But Larry, the so do most these emergency rooms have that word floating around?
No, no.
I'm going to say butterfly if they ask.
Yes, I'll butterfly.
I just said you're wrong.
You son of a bitch.
It's Arca tooth.
Yeah.
All right.
It's a hole again versus you're dead.
I tell you what.
Speaking of your dad, I got to tell you, I am not impressed with Eagle Rare.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
I've never had it.
I think it's great.
It's really good.
That's what we have here, right?
This is that's your segue.
Very interesting.
I'm just telling you, I'm not impressed with Eagle Rare because it's 90 proof.
Why not?
It's not a proof.
I'm not enjoying the taste of it.
It seems kind of weak because it's 90 proof.
I'm not going to disagree that it's subdued compared to what we normally drink.
I'm not going to.
It has nothing to do with the proof.
It has everything to do with the flavor.
The flavor is docile.
But the flavor is the proof has a ton to do with the taste.
You know that.
You think so?
Yes.
I think I think what we need to do is OK, comparing this to 130 proof is not fair.
It's not fair.
Comparing it to other 90, possibly hunter proof, I think is fair.
And it would be great.
All right.
Well, let's put this on the let's put this on the the the platform where it's like a
juice.
So if I were to because they're watered down from a concentrate.
So shut up.
So you are so ridiculous.
You have taken this diluted thing to a whole new level.
But seriously, I have.
I mean, it's just is this real orange juice or it's it's like orange juice concentrate
from the bourbon concentrate.
Just an opinion.
I am tasting this and it's kind of like I could taste things, but it's just doesn't
pop.
It's amazing that you say that because the last bottle at the very bottom, it says it's
mixed this with three cans of water on the last bottle we had.
Does it really?
No.
It says in a juice concentrate.
I've never seen that.
What the hell, man?
What's wrong with you?
Don't worry, Sean.
I missed it, too.
I didn't know what he was.
Yeah.
What kind of candy is talking about?
You know what?
I think a new invention should be they should concentrate that cell in the Kroger.
And all you have to do is add like moonshine to it.
Add water.
You can make it as strong as you want.
Add your own alcohol to it.
Own spirit.
Alcohol.
Frozen bourbon essence.
Concentrate.
And then you will make eight gallons of bourbon.
Put it in a pitcher and mix it with three cans of water.
Correct.
This will make eight gallons.
There's no alcohol, but you have to add alcohol to it.
That doesn't make sense.
Yes, it does to me.
Okay, well, kind of my bike.
Come on.
A little bit more context.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
What?
Are you saying like add like the okay.
Just like the Buffalo Trace.
What are they called?
White Lightning or something like that.
So all these places make a clear distillate.
That's what I was getting at.
You're talking about the basic MGP.
The clear distillate and then you add this frozen stuff.
It's something not aged.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's the MGP.
It's the basic, core, clear liquid that comes from the distiller.
Before you put it in the barrel.
So you're saying you just add MGP to a.
To a frozen bourbon Buffalo Trace concentrate.
And they've already included the barrel essence.
Yeah.
So it's been aged and they've evaporated all the alcohol out of it and they froze it.
I think that is absolutely retarded.
I'm just going for a new market.
I was going to slap you if you said a great idea.
I was going to slap you.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
It'd be nice if it could be though.
I find this Eagle Rare is sort of the Chevrolet of bourbons.
It's reliable.
It's got a bourbon flavor to it, no doubt about it, but it's not remarkable.
OK, it's not.
I like where this is going.
It's not out of the margins.
But I'm with Jeff.
It's not fair to compare it to what we had in the first five years.
This would be a this would be a nice semi sophisticated bourbon for maybe a beginner
to start off with.
OK, amen, brother.
But not even a beginner.
Someone who.
I mean, I'm in the church should be like eight.
That's right.
Amen.
Can I get an apple?
Are you done?
Mm hmm.
Anyway.
Wow.
I don't know what that was.
All right.
But most people, guys, most people are not acclimated to a super high proof bourbon,
nor do they want to be.
They have they want to have a refreshing bourbon that doesn't knock them on their ass that
they can put on ice.
And this is perfect.
This is it.
40 bucks a barrel of 40 bucks a bottle if you can find it.
I paid 27 bucks.
Yeah.
It's more like 30, 35 bucks.
But 40.
Yeah, you can't find it.
So they charge 120 bucks if you can find it somewhere.
Fuck Eagle Rare.
Yeah.
Well, no.
Yeah.
I wouldn't pay.
I mean, forget Eagle Rare.
I don't I don't care.
I'm over it.
I wanted to sample this tonight.
I saw it and I was kind of like, I really want to dive into this.
I really do.
And look, let's do that.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take a poll right now.
There's sweetness to it.
I have there's some sweetness on the front.
Produce a pull it up.
It's got a solid bourbon flavor.
It does.
It's it's got a it's got a pepper taste.
It tastes the pepper.
It's not hot.
So none of that's perfect.
90.
You've got you got a little leather.
You got the oil and leather and it's got no legs whatsoever.
There's no viscosity.
I'm with you.
There's just no finish.
There's no viscosity whatsoever.
We'd become snobs.
Well, I mean, no, I think that's OK.
Well, this is a 10 year bourbon.
It's been aged 10 years.
10 years.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Are you serious?
It says age for no less than 10 years.
Eagle rare 10 year.
Holy shit.
For 30 bucks a bottle.
Yeah, but it also says in the bathtub of a mobile home in Kentucky.
What is that?
Right.
They should charge extra for that.
Well, I have to say, look at all the awards.
That bathtub was was handcrafted.
Look at all the awards.
They dissolved a person in it like Breaking Bad.
There you go.
I'm not poo pooing it.
I mean, it's a good bourbon.
It's fine.
You know, have some boys over and hey, you guys want to drink.
Here we go.
Here's some.
I think it's a it's a status quo bourbon.
I like this.
A talent.
I like this better than Blanton's.
Yeah, well, I won't discredit.
I wasn't blown away by Blanton's.
Blanton's is the same proof.
At least the.
I think it's in the same category as Blanton's.
This is really tough.
Our producers wanting us to rate it.
This is what's tough.
Am I rating it against another 90 proof or am I rating against 130 proof?
I'm looking at it.
How how and how much do I enjoy this?
Could I just get a pour of this and drink it?
Yes.
It's good.
I want to go to five, but you don't hate it.
That's harsh.
It is harsh, but you know what?
I don't look.
You're talking about your overall enjoyment.
Look, I'm giving it an overall assessment in comparison to all the bourbons that we have
up there.
More than 200 that we've gone through.
And look, man, I'm giving it a five.
I'm not saying it's horrible.
It's better than Williamsburg.
So I addressed Williamsburg wrongly.
I think Williamsburg should be down to two or three.
You know, wow.
I'm I'm I'm with you, Sean.
I'm with Sean.
I mean, this is not an elite burden.
No bourbon, but it's not southern comfort either.
The the number I had in my head was five point five six point two.
We want six and a half.
I'm going six and a half because even though you don't want to do it compared to what we
had the first half.
Yes.
This is not as good.
But at the same time, comparing it to other 90s roofers, it's very good.
We take out six point two.
We take out the high.
So what about six on average?
I'm sorry.
Is that what we're doing?
Yes.
I think it every year.
But we don't.
That goes in the issue.
Average it out.
It's the official rating logbook.
Which by the way, we've never written them down.
He has them written down.
Oh, he's doing it.
Yes, he is.
Very nice.
Produce just flipped it out.
Oh, look at that shit.
He has a spreadsheet.
I forgot that he's been recording this.
My man.
Very nice.
God bless.
So we could sell that for new.
We need to bring that up.
Take it to with us to total wine.
And we'll go, oh, do we have this one?
Just kind of roll it out.
It's not a scroll.
What do you have there?
You get two pieces of wood.
You just open it.
Jeffrey, pull out the scroll.
We haven't heard that guy in a while.
Yes.
The blue.
It's tantalizing.
Anakin, I sold her to a mentor.
Then he kind of morphs into Bill Cosby in a minute.
They got some telepathy.
Yeah, it all kind of morphs into the same voice.
I do want to real quick.
I know our Mr. Producer went skiing this last week.
He was living the hard life.
There was an avalanche out at Lake Tahoe today or maybe yesterday.
How bad?
Killed one person.
Like at a ski resort.
It was at the Palisades, which was where the 1960 Olympics were held.
Oh my God.
Was that previously called Squaw Mountain?
Squaw Valley.
Yeah, so it's at the Palisades.
Very nice, Larry.
It was in one of the expert courses or whatever they called, skiing, whatever the hell.
Oh, the diamonds?
Yeah.
So it was, I guess they got hit with a bunch of snow out there already.
Remember, double diamonds are incredibly steep.
And if there's going to be an avalanche, it's going to be in a very steep area.
And difficult.
Yeah.
So one dead, three injured following an avalanche at California.
Oh, that's awful.
Yeah.
And the reason I say it is he was just out there skiing.
And I go to Tahoe quite a bit.
Sean's been out there.
Austin's been out there.
So we didn't go to...
You didn't go, Paul?
Yeah, no, I wasn't invited.
Oh, I've been out there.
Thank you for asking.
Yeah.
I went out there and went scuba diving and I found a cucumber scotch.
It's not a sock.
Terrible.
Look, Larry, let me share real quick.
So I go out there and I've got a mask on and a snorkel because I was thinking I'm going
to do something fantastic.
And he's wearing flip flops.
He's wearing flip flops and black socks.
To Lake Tahoe.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Lake Tahoe.
Oh.
And so I get in the water and I dive down and I'm looking and I'm just like, yeah, this
is stupid.
And I was like, hey, what is that?
Oh my God.
And it was a...
Can you imagine a sock that is open flumed, if you will?
A sock.
Imagine a sock and you just like...
It's all filled with...
And you fill it with water.
Oh my God.
It was like these little crawlies on it.
And I was kind of like, what in the fuck is that?
It looked like a cucumber fish.
And I go down there...
I reach down there and I grab it and it's like grabbing a huge elephant scrotum.
And it collapses in my hand and I'm like, this is...
And you're like, eww.
And it came to the surface.
I come up to the ground and I'm like, what is this?
And it's like...
What was it?
It was a sock.
It was a sock that's been down there for an extended period.
It had growth on it.
It had three stripes on it.
I mean, was it...
It had the go fast stripes.
Yeah.
Was it like a 70s sock?
How deep?
It was probably about 10 feet deep there.
It was a little bit deep, man.
I went down to R2, man.
That was crazy.
I enjoyed bringing the snorkel and mask though.
That was good stuff, man.
Yeah.
Well, we were at the...
The water wasn't super clear there.
Not where we were.
Yeah.
That's the south side of the lake, which the water runs from north to south.
Yeah.
So there's more sediment.
So the north part of the lake is crystal clear.
So Squaw Valley is now called something else.
When I skied there, it was Squaw Valley, but now the Indian people, the Native Americans
become upset with the term of Squaw Valley.
No, I don't know.
I don't know if they've changed it.
Fuck them.
Yes, they did.
I read that it's called the Palisades now, is what the story...
What I read.
The word Squaw is offensive.
Jeff, don't you know that?
How is Squaw offensive?
Me Squaw, she's Squaw, we both go Squaw.
What does that word...
What does that joke...
What you say, white man?
So go down there and says, why was Squaw Valley renamed?
We just lost our one Native American listener.
Right there.
He's like, these pale men suck.
Yeah, these dickheads.
The word is now widely considered racist and sexist slur.
Seriously?
You guys are awful.
You see?
I love...
Americans turn into a bunch of peas.
Isn't that the truth?
I laughed my ass off.
Now, they...
Hold on.
They're trying to hold on to their heritage, man.
Come on.
I guarantee probably the Indians and Native Americans have no problem using that word.
It's all the white liberals who are taking offense for them.
I agree with that.
Nobody gave a fuck about the name Washington Redskins.
The Indians didn't...
Nobody cared.
As a matter of fact, the mascot was designed, explicitly asked to be designed by Native
Americans who were so proud of it.
They were so proud of it.
And then here come the fucking woke white...
The East Coast and West Coast Libs decided to get offended for them.
For them, and they're not.
And they're not.
This could be interpreted as a volatile offense.
Such bullshit.
Just like Aunt Jemima, they pulled her picture off.
Her family's upset.
There's a guy out there who created his own company, calls it Cousin Teas.
Oh.
And...
Oh, boy.
Elaborate on that.
Is that like Uncle Ben's rice?
No.
Yes.
And he's got his cheese, and he's got his syrup.
He goes, don't buy this crap anymore.
They removed her face.
Buy this.
It's got his face on it.
He's a black guy.
He makes pancakes, waffles, syrups, and stuff like that.
And it looks like...
I'm proud of it.
Yes.
He goes, this is our heritage.
Why did they remove her face?
I know.
I hate it.
Right?
So I did dig into that.
Cousin Teas.
I did dig into that.
And there was some buried story about Aunt Jemima that was, you know, not shady, but...
She was a pedophile?
No.
I'm just saying.
There was something in there.
Just like...
You remember when University of Texas, their fight song?
Oh, yes.
Their fight song has history.
Some history that goes back to some minstrel.
What's the word?
I don't know.
It's like some...
Like a minstrel cycle?
No.
Stop it.
It's...
Is that crimson red?
Like gypsies.
It goes back to some gypsies back in the whatever, and they were some racist overtones.
I don't know.
How does that happen?
How can you be racist against gypsies?
I'm telling you, all this stuff is so buried and dead.
It's a non-issue.
It's like giving vagabonds a race.
Quit bringing the shit up.
So at one time when the ski resort was called Squaw Valley, at least it had some sort of
a nod, some sort of a recognition of the Native Americans.
Now it's called...
What is it?
Palisades.
What is that?
Like a gambling casino?
Right.
So now the Indians are totally out of the picture.
That's right.
We're erasing heritage.
Correct.
Even though we're trying not to offend heritage, we're erasing it.
A Squaw is a woman that is a Native American.
Isn't that correct?
Correct.
And respected, not disrespected.
Exactly.
A Palisade...
No disrespect.
A Palisade.
That's not a...
Oh, you're a Squaw.
A fence of wooded stakes.
Oh, well that's nice too.
That's really cool too though.
I like beef steaks.
Or iron railings fixed into the ground for an enclosure or defense.
Well, that was critical back in the day.
Whatever.
Anyway, I really...
You're building teepees.
That's crazy.
That's really important.
I do think it's offensive.
So anyway, not to bury the story.
There was an avalanche and someone died.
Three got injured.
Is this what you were talking about earlier where the guy was buried and a good Samaritan
came along and...
No, that was something different.
Different story though.
Yeah, they were off trail, deep, deep snow going through the trees and stuff.
This guy had a GoPro on and he was filming himself snowboarding and he kind of jumped
over a hill.
Well, off to the side you could see these two skis, like flat, laying in the thing.
And you could see the boots and he stops.
What happened is a guy fell and the snow was so deep, he was straight down.
Oh my God, they're showing it right now.
Right here.
Oh, he had a shovel.
That's what it was.
And he pulled out a shovel and the whole nine yards and dug this guy out.
He was next to a tree there.
Yeah.
I mean, look how deep that is.
I can't even see the guy he's digging out.
Yeah.
How did he happen to have a shovel?
I don't understand.
It was in his backpack.
He was well prepared.
Those are one of those things that it's part of your first aid kit now.
I mean, look at that.
Look how deep he is.
Oh my God.
I don't even see how he saw him.
He's like what, six or eight feet down there?
Yeah, it's crazy.
The skis were sticking out.
Get me out of here.
He would have been 100% dead.
All right, so what we're seeing is a large bank of snow.
Okay, so the first thing he did, sorry, sorry.
First thing he did was dig straight down to his face so that he could breathe.
Like a well.
And so now that he can breathe, he is now clearing the hole around him so that he can
get him free.
Right.
And yes, we were looking at a trail in between with trees all around and apparently that
guy like I don't know how he went six feet down maybe.
It was an avalanche that covered him.
No, no, he just fell and he just went into a pile of snow.
Yeah.
So the avalanche of debris, to put that in perspective, what we're talking about at the
Squaw Mountain, which is now called Stupid, whatever, the avalanche debris field spanned
about 150 feet wide, 450 feet long and about 10 foot deep.
So that is a football field and more.
But you know, when it lands on a bunch of people, the dude that died was a 66 year old
guy.
His name is Kenneth.
I'm in awe.
We're watching the video from Kenneth Kidd.
I want to give tribute to this guy.
He's 66 years old.
His name is Kenneth Kidd.
The guy that was digging out the...
No, the guy that died in the avalanche.
That's probably one of the guys that was saved.
Well, this happened, I don't know, this happened a few months ago.
This is crazy.
This video we're watching.
Well look, there's stuff like that that happens all the time.
There was, I was watching the Joe Rogan podcast and they were talking about these individuals
that were skiing in Antarctica.
And he's like, these guys were masters at what they do.
And they were, they have these chasms.
I think it's called chasms where the...
Cravasse.
Is that what it's called?
Yes.
And it opens up and these guys are just like, they're skiing minding their own fucking business
and they're like, they're gone.
And it's like, look, there is, when you are in the interior of Antarctica, there is no
system to get you.
No.
And that's not just Antarctica.
I mean, that's...
Yeah, it's probably in a lot of different places.
Yeah, there's those ice crevices that you can't even see.
Yeah, so you're just, you're gobbled up and you're gone.
This guy, he actually did.
He went down, he survived, but he self-survived.
I think the word is self-survived.
And he ended up climbing out, cause he went down, cause this is some video, cause his
head cam, he went down and you could see this huge open gash into the earth.
And he's up on top and the only thing really keeping him from falling down further were
the fact that his ski, his leg was twisted and the skis kind of like suspended him like
a little bridge.
And he ended up standing on that and then he kind of like leaned to the side and kind
of like coaxed himself out.
It took him about an hour to do it, but holy shit, the alternative is he was dead, dad.
You know, forever.
I mean, that's crazy.
Well, it's just like the guy, they made the movie at 127 hours.
He was in Arizona or Utah where they have these, he was hiking and his arm got caught
in a rock in Utah.
Oh my God.
He had to cut it off.
And he cut his arm off with like a dull.
With a pocket knife.
Pocket knife.
I got my, the old Swiss army knife.
He disarticulated the elbow and just.
Oh my God.
I don't know how he got through the bone, but.
That was in Utah.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
That was 20 years ago, right?
Think about 30 years ago.
That was the amazing will to live.
Well, I mean, look, there are some people that have it and some people don't.
Some people will just, I'm going to use the word asphyxiate, but I'm not saying that they
suffocated.
I'm saying there's some people that will just fall to the.
Just give up.
Yeah.
Just surrender and they're gone mentally.
And then they pass out and then, you know, that guy would think, cut his own arm off
though.
Cut his own arm off.
I mean, damn.
No, they made a movie out of that.
Did they really?
Yeah, there's a movie out of it.
Yeah.
I don't have any interest in seeing stuff.
I watched some of it and it was.
You know how it's going to end, right?
Yeah.
I saw it on the news.
Dude, he cut his arm off.
We all watched the Titanic.
We knew how that ended.
Yeah.
It's still great.
Yeah, still good.
But I watched some of it and it was a lot of him just standing there, you know, talking
and shit like that.
So but yeah, I couldn't imagine doing that.
No, I couldn't imagine doing that.
Well, it's better than the dude that went to the caves, Kerplunking, you know?
Spelunking.
Yeah, he got stuck and he's still there.
Oh my God.
We didn't even talk about Paul's and Sean's third and fourth of victory or second and
third or second and fourth.
And I tried so hard to talk about private exploration to the moon, but you guys just
won't have it.
You don't believe it.
Well, we can talk about that.
Because you don't believe it.
We'll talk about it next time.
Hey, look, we've got we have next week.
What do we have?
We have every fucking week coming up on Trump.
Well, hold on.
You might be able to get to the next week.
Yeah.
We have every fucking week coming up on Trump.
Next week?
No, February.
Oh, February?
Good.
Well, look, I want to start off.
We'll catch you guys next week.
I want to start off by saying, hey, thank you, Mr. Producer for showing up.
Mr. Austin.
Austin, what's up, dude?
Thank you for coming up.
He was in Colorado skiing and he came back.
To tell the tale.
That was him getting dug out.
He rolled in right after we started and kind of took over.
Thank you, because the podcast makes a huge difference when we have a producer.
Larry.
Sean.
I love you.
Back at you, big boy.
This is fantastic.
Thank you for inviting me.
Thank you for having me.
I get a big kick out of this.
This is a lot of fun.
And I hope that you will invite me back again.
You will be.
Dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
It's hold on.
Hold on.
It's January 10th.
10th.
It's the first podcast, the second podcast for sure of the year.
And we've got lots of fun shit happening.
Dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
I'm Larry the guest.
I am Jim,iji of Morn2go.