1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,720 Make you a believer by Sass Jordan. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:13,500 We should talk about bands that should have made it huge or artists that should have been 3 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:20,180 huge in our eyes but for some reason just didn't get there. 4 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:25,180 So dudes like us out there listening, we took a break as we normally do between first and 5 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:29,420 second episode, had some popcorn, picked out another bourbon, took some photographs. 6 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,640 We had some cookies too. 7 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,320 We did, we had some Christmas cookies. 8 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,320 Yes. 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,320 Well. 10 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,320 Homemade. 11 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,320 Sean ate the cake. 12 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,320 I'm fat. 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,760 And I'm not done with that. 14 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,480 Wait, what did you say with the... 15 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,480 Was that tone low? 16 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 You ain't fat. 17 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,480 Cause I'm fat. 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,480 You ain't fat. 19 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:48,480 And I ain't done with that. 20 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,480 No, I was thinking. 21 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,480 What's it down at? 22 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,480 DJ. 23 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,480 I was thinking, you ain't fat. 24 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,480 You ain't fat. 25 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,480 Remember, Wheeled Out of Yankeby. 26 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,480 I don't remember that song by Wheeled Out. 27 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,480 Hello? 28 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,480 Why you looking at me? 29 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,480 I'm retarded. 30 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,480 I'm trying to think of the song. 31 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,480 I'm fat, right? 32 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,480 It's Wheeled Out of Yankeby. 33 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,480 You ain't fat. 34 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,480 I'm fat. 35 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,480 Instead of... 36 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,480 Mr. Producer, you're going to have to bring it up. 37 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,040 He loves Wheeled Out of Yankeby. 38 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,040 Our producer loves Wheeled Out of Yankeby. 39 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,040 I'm fat. 40 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,040 I'm fat. 41 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,040 I'm fat. 42 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,040 You know it. 43 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,040 Not really, really fat. 44 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,040 That's the Michael Jackson thing. 45 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,040 Yeah. 46 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,040 I'm bad. 47 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,040 And he's like, you ain't fat. 48 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,200 I haven't seen you at Burger World lately. 49 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,640 Dudes like us, it's December 12th. 50 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640 I'm Sean. 51 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,640 I'm Paul. 52 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:30,640 And I'm Jeff. 53 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,640 And this is Weird Al Yankevich. 54 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,640 Yes, it is. 55 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,640 Yo, homeboy. 56 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,640 Where you been, man? 57 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,640 We been looking for you. 58 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,640 He's got a huge... 59 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,640 We ain't seen you around Burger World lately. 60 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,640 So where you been, huh? 61 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,640 Oh, you know. 62 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 One dude died in the middle of it. 63 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,640 Around. 64 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,640 Want a piece of pizza? 65 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,640 Think I got extra pizza around here somewhere. 66 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,640 He pulled a slice out of his pocket. 67 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,640 No, that's okay, thanks. 68 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:46,640 Yo, ding dong, man. 69 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640 Ding dong. 70 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Ding dong, yo. 71 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,640 No, thanks, really. 72 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,640 These things are fucking awesome. 73 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,640 Yo, eat this, man. 74 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,640 Yo, ding dong, man. 75 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,640 It's good for you. 76 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,640 I'm not really very hungry right now. 77 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,320 Hey, man, what it is with you? 78 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,320 You on some kind of diet? 79 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,320 Is that what they teach you, that little sissy school of yours? 80 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,320 Back off me, man. 81 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,320 Back off. 82 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,320 The question is, are you fat or what? 83 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,320 Leave me alone. 84 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,320 I said, are you fat? 85 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 Get off me, man. 86 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,320 Stop it. 87 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,320 All right, well, we're jumping in this right way, aren't we? 88 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,320 You ain't down with us no more. 89 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,320 You ain't fat. 90 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,320 You ain't fat. 91 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,320 You ain't fat. 92 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 You ain't nothing. 93 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,320 You ain't nothing. 94 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,320 You ain't nothing. 95 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,320 You ain't nothing. 96 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,920 You ain't nothing. 97 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,640 You ain't nothing. 98 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,640 Oh, really? 99 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,640 I just pulled a Clinton. 100 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,640 What's the name of Clinton? 101 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,640 I just pulled a Biden. 102 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,640 You pulled a Biden. 103 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,640 You pulled a Biden. 104 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,640 You know what? 105 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,640 Whatever, man. 106 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,640 Fuck Biden. 107 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,640 Yeah, let's not talk about that. 108 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,640 Let's talk about artists. 109 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640 Dudes like us, what a great day. 110 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:42,280 And you know, I was feeling a little, did you just bump your little sword? 111 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,720 Yes, I just cranked my wound. 112 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,720 How'd you do that? 113 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,720 I went to itch right here and I kind of went a little low. 114 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,720 Did it hurt? 115 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,480 It went just outside. 116 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:57,520 So Jeff, for people that haven't known, he had some arm herpes removed from the dermatologist 117 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,840 and said, hey, man, this could turn into some luxurious arm herpes. 118 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,320 And now he has his Franken arm. 119 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,760 He's got Franken arm. 120 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:04,760 Franken scar. 121 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,760 He basically has this- 122 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,760 Franken suture. 123 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,760 He has this vagina that's been all sutured up on his arm. 124 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,640 Yeah, remember you guys were giving me shit about my armpit vagina? 125 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,680 That does not look like a vagina. 126 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,920 And plus, yours was bruised. 127 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,920 It was seeping. 128 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:18,920 Yours was like gunk. 129 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:19,920 Yours was seepage going on. 130 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,280 I took a photo of it. 131 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,640 It is now your phone. 132 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,000 It has like lips. 133 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,120 So whenever you call, your picture shows up of your arm. 134 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,120 It had lips. 135 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,920 Wow, this is crazy. 136 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Really? 137 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,840 So we are sober, believe it or not. 138 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,440 And we are starting the second half of the podcast. 139 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,440 It's Christmastime, essentially. 140 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,400 I mean, we're like less than two weeks out. 141 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,400 Or is it- 142 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:47,680 Yeah, I just posted the bourbons we're drinking tonight on Instagram and I used a Christmas 143 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,680 song. 144 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Oh, very good. 145 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,680 Little Andy Williams. 146 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,680 Well, look us up. 147 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,680 We're on Instagram. 148 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,680 We have a Facebook page. 149 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,960 What's the most wonderful time of the year? 150 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:03,280 It's the most wonderful time of the year. 151 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,280 Yes. 152 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 Okay. 153 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:10,680 My voice is totally shopping. 154 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,680 Anyway, have you guys done all your Christmas shopping? 155 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,680 Negative. 156 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,680 I haven't done anything. 157 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,680 First of all, my wife does all the shopping. 158 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,680 I already know what I'm getting the kids. 159 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,680 Your gift for her? 160 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,680 No, no, that's separate. 161 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,680 I got to go. 162 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,680 Well, you don't want to say anything because one of your children is in the room. 163 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,680 That's all right. 164 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,240 I'm not going to tell them what it is, but they're all getting the same thing. 165 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,340 Is it a gift card? 166 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,340 It's a dick in a box? 167 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,340 No, no, no, no, no. 168 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,340 No, it's not a gift card. 169 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,340 It's a $10 Whataburger gift card? 170 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:37,640 It's a fuck it. 171 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,640 I'm not doing it. 172 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,640 Fuck it. 173 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,640 I hate Christmas. 174 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,640 I hate- 175 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,640 Yeah, I said that, didn't I? 176 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Well, you know what? 177 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,320 Here's the thing. 178 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,280 And then the next podcast, you're like, oh my God, I love Christmas. 179 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,960 Well, I do love Christmas. 180 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,960 I really enjoy it. 181 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,680 It's really happening faster and faster every single year. 182 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,120 It goes by so fast. 183 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,040 I know what every single one of my kids wants. 184 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Really? 185 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,360 What I'm getting them, they may... You know what? 186 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,360 I'm not going to talk about it. 187 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,360 Are they going to be profoundly disappointed? 188 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,120 No, they... Whatever. 189 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,120 It doesn't matter. 190 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,720 They're going to use it and they're going to enjoy using it. 191 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Is it soap? 192 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 Is it a dildo? 193 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,960 Oh, I always think it's soap. 194 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,560 I have two daughters. 195 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,680 Well, you have two sons too, so... That's even worse. 196 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,680 Well, hold on. 197 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,680 It's a... Hold on. 198 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,680 Walk me through this dildo gift. 199 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Hold on. 200 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,680 It's a unisex tool. 201 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,680 It's a unisex tool. 202 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,040 It can be used by anybody, even old people. 203 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,920 Well, the way he was describing it made me... They're going to like it. 204 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,920 They're going to enjoy pleasure. 205 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:32,920 Well, your mind... You know what? 206 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,720 That little extra shot during the halftime kind of did you in, man. 207 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 It may have. 208 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,720 It did jumpstart things. 209 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,720 It may have. 210 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 Whatever. 211 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,720 You know what? 212 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,720 Yeah. 213 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,720 Although you were talking about masturbation in the first half, so I don't... 214 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,720 Yeah, I'm a little off. 215 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,720 I'm off tonight. 216 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,720 Interesting. 217 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,720 Are you on some certain meds with your arm? 218 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Maybe it's the antibiotic. 219 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 It's the ointment. 220 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 It's the ointment in my arm. 221 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,720 It's the ointment that you put on your arm back. 222 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,720 Are you really on the antibiotics right now? 223 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,720 Yes. 224 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,800 Because the antibiotics aren't supposed to work when you're drinking alcohol. 225 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,000 It's just a SAV, antibiotic SAV. 226 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 You're like, hey, should we get alcohol? 227 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 I'm surprised. 228 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 No, officer. 229 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I haven't been drinking. 230 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,200 Well, I'm not going to worry about that because I'm going to be driving my battery-powered 231 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,200 tricycle. 232 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,200 Let's gather ourselves. 233 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Let's talk about Christmas. 234 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,920 Where are you going to be in Christmas? 235 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,920 Right here. 236 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:17,920 I'm not going anywhere. 237 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:23,440 I'm going to be in Bryan College Station with my parents. 238 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,440 That'll be nice. 239 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,720 When's the last time you spent Christmas with your parents? 240 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,200 Been a long time. 241 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,600 And we're going to sneak off to Houston and see Shelly's father. 242 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,600 That's a good thing. 243 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Why doesn't he come up and spend it with the entire family? 244 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,400 Or do your parents and him not get along? 245 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,400 Well, no, no. 246 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,400 It's nothing like that. 247 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,920 I think it's kind of one of those things where you spend time with one and spend time with 248 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:42,920 the other. 249 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:48,160 I honestly didn't think about it, but I guarantee he would kindly decline. 250 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,160 He wouldn't want to encroach. 251 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,160 I don't know, man. 252 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,160 I think it's weird. 253 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,680 He would not want to do that. 254 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,360 I don't get it. 255 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,360 I want to say it's an issue because it's not an issue, but maybe dilemma or... 256 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,080 You want to keep the family separator for a second. 257 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,080 I wouldn't. 258 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:11,400 Frankly, I would like for it to be a gathering where everyone shows up. 259 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,400 Oh, yeah. 260 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:21,640 It's a little frustrating because with me, my parents get the short end of the stick. 261 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,800 I believe so. 262 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 They get the leftovers? 263 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Yeah. 264 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 The leftover shawms? 265 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,080 Look, people have their different lifestyles. 266 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,060 My wife's parents aren't retired. 267 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:37,600 My parents are retired, and they live a lifestyle of retired where they don't give a fuck about 268 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,600 anything. 269 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:44,640 The other side of the fence is regiment, and they've got schedules and stuff. 270 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,640 Busy people? 271 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:49,120 Well, they usually have larger functions, and my parents like to try to keep it kind 272 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,120 of collective. 273 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,120 Yeah. 274 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,000 I don't want to say polar opposites, but they're different. 275 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,400 They're not cut from the same cloth. 276 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,400 Yeah. 277 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:04,280 They like to be within their comfort zone, especially my mom. 278 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,120 That's good because there are people out there that do. 279 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 They feel comfortable. 280 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,880 But what about your dad, Jeff? 281 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,400 Is he going to be blessing you with his presence? 282 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,400 No. 283 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,400 He probably won't travel ever again. 284 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,400 We've been trying to get him out here. 285 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,400 Unless he moves, right? 286 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,160 Then we'll have to travel. 287 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:25,320 We're trying to get him out here for Brandon's graduation, Steven's upcoming college graduation. 288 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,960 He's not going to travel anymore? 289 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,840 He has no- It's not easy to travel. 290 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,840 No. 291 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,840 Especially at 81. 292 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,000 He'll be 82. 293 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,360 It gets hard. 294 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,840 Everything becomes a hassle. 295 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,440 How? 296 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,440 Everything hurts. 297 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,720 He doesn't have a very good balance. 298 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,880 He doesn't want to deal with the pressure changes, the headache of TSA. 299 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,720 Yeah, and the lines of security. 300 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,720 Yeah, exactly. 301 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,720 Right. 302 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,440 He doesn't want to stand there for an hour trying to get through security with his cane 303 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,440 and hardly able to stand up. 304 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,440 It's worry. 305 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,440 You know what I mean? 306 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,440 It's stressful. 307 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,440 I can see some of that. 308 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,440 Yeah. 309 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,800 I mean, the only reason I bring that up is I think my dad and your dad are about the 310 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,800 same age. 311 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:13,480 My dad experienced everything you just said when we went out to Maine on the Northeast. 312 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,480 He muscled through it though, but- 313 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,280 Can my dad do it? 314 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,600 Yeah, he just doesn't want to. 315 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,160 He's going to be alone during Christmas. 316 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,200 He has been for many years. 317 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,080 My mother passed away in 2007. 318 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,120 That was the last Christmas. 319 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,600 He had someone with him. 320 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,600 Yeah. 321 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,560 Actually, 2006 because she passed away in October of 2007. 322 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,880 Maybe you ought to surprise him. 323 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,840 I almost had to go out there, well, I thought was going to be this week, but it's probably 324 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,320 going to be the beginning of the year. 325 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,920 I'll be seeing him, and then we're planning on going out there again over spring break. 326 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,920 Yeah, that's good. 327 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,880 Yeah, I mean, that's part of the thing. 328 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,240 We were going to be in Colts Station, and we were like, I mean, we're an hour away from 329 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,240 Shelley's father. 330 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,440 He can't be alone on Christmas Day, right? 331 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,440 Is he going to be alone? 332 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,840 He's we're right there. 333 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 Yeah, yeah. 334 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:09,920 I mean, you know, the rest of the family there just do their own thing. 335 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,320 I take that back a couple of years about three years ago. 336 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:19,000 He came up the covid thing through travel out the window because we were planning on 337 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:25,760 having all my sister's family and my dad was going to come out for Christmas that year. 338 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,640 And all of a sudden, covid had everything shut down right there at the end of 2019. 339 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,400 If you remember when everything kind of went to shit, right? 340 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,640 That's when the panic really was. 341 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,640 Right. 342 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,640 That's when it was the worst. 343 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,640 Steven got it really bad. 344 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:44,120 So it's good thing no one showed up. 345 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:49,160 And then it was two years later, a year later, he's he had a plane ticket. 346 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160 He canceled his flight. 347 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,160 My dad canceled the flight. 348 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160 So we had a flight. 349 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,160 He's like, I'll come out in December. 350 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,640 I don't think it was necessary for Christmas, though. 351 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,600 And he came out like the next Christmas or two Christmases and twenty two or twenty one 352 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,200 or whatever it was. 353 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:06,560 So again, it wasn't Christmastime, but it was in December ish. 354 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,560 So something. 355 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,640 But TSA has a special program set up for those last time he's been out. 356 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,640 Really? 357 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,640 What do you say? 358 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,480 TSA has a special program set up for folks that are older than 75. 359 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,240 Yeah, they have wheelchairs that will let you bypass a lot of shit. 360 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,240 Oh, yeah. 361 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,240 You just you hop on the will. 362 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,240 You sign up for it. 363 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:27,400 And once you get signed up for it, you literally arrive. 364 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,920 They put you on a wheelchair. 365 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,680 They curry your shit away and you literally right up to the gate. 366 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,680 Yep. 367 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,680 You bypass. 368 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:38,240 You don't bypass you, but pretty much go to the front of the line of security and you 369 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240 have to get up. 370 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,240 You have to walk across. 371 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,240 No, they are. 372 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:46,120 So so my recollection is that they yeah, you got to go through security, but there's a 373 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,880 different security. 374 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,200 It's a it's a different security. 375 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:55,680 But once you get past security, you get to the gate, you are in a separate line and you 376 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,160 board first, essentially. 377 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,480 Yes, you do board first. 378 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,080 So they have like one through 30. 379 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,080 Then they got 30. 380 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,240 Well, he flies first class now. 381 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,800 He's like, I'll never fly anything but first class. 382 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,400 Well, you know, you get a certain point you need to do it. 383 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,760 Yeah, but he doesn't have to. 384 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,760 That was my point. 385 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,920 You know, he basically is first one on the plane. 386 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,680 But you know, I guess he's going to be flying those airlines that have first class. 387 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:19,160 He wants the room, the space, the comfort at this point in his life. 388 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,600 He has should I want that? 389 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,880 You can afford it this time in my life. 390 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880 Yeah, he can afford it. 391 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880 And he's earned it. 392 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:28,800 It's such a train wreck when you when you show up and we're big guys. 393 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,800 I mean, Paul, you're getting there. 394 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,000 But I mean, it's saying I'm getting there. 395 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,560 I do look we're all getting older. 396 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,520 I'll take it. 397 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,760 You know, you are what you are. 398 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,400 I'm just saying I mean, you told us today your blood pressure is high. 399 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,120 So you are jumping on the train somewhat. 400 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,120 Yeah. 401 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,360 But my point is, is that guys like, OK, let's just say Jeff and I, for example, we go sit 402 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,360 in a plane. 403 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360 Jesus, man. 404 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,360 We spill. 405 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,360 Yeah. 406 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,360 It's like we're over the other side. 407 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,360 You guys have to pay for two seats when you fly? 408 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,360 No, no, no. 409 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,360 No, but it's a seatbelt extender. 410 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,120 No, but we're not baby boo boo. 411 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,120 I'm over. 412 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,920 It's like, you know, but broad, broad shoulders. 413 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,840 No, I fit the chair just fine. 414 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,560 But the broad shoulders, you know, my shoulders go over to the next seat. 415 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:12,040 I actually show the little like 22 year old girl that sits next to you is like all like 416 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,040 you have roached. 417 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,040 Oh, yeah. 418 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,760 You're you're you're you're arming your shoulder. 419 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,760 Oh, yeah. 420 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,760 We're all sausage. 421 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,280 We're all sausage in our clothes and just kind of spilling over. 422 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,280 She's like, oh, my God. 423 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,280 I'm between these two. 424 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 Oh, my God. 425 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,280 They smell. 426 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,280 That's why I always get an aisle seat. 427 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:31,160 I always have to have an aisle seat because I'm able to lean that way to give them so 428 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,160 I'm not encroaching on the person next to me. 429 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,160 And then the car smacks your shoulder. 430 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,160 Yeah. 431 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,160 Well, yeah, it does sometimes. 432 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:40,040 You got to strategize when you're flying. 433 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,720 A lot of this takes experience of knowing what plane you're getting on and what seat 434 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,720 to get. 435 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,040 Some planes just come first serve. 436 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,720 Yeah, that's Southwest. 437 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,720 Yeah. 438 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,720 So I like that. 439 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,720 I like the Southwest style. 440 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,080 Well, I mean, it can be good. 441 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,680 But there are other styles where you can actually select your seat like Southwest. 442 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:03,480 For example, if you get on Southwest, my recommendation for folks like us is they've got a seat by 443 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:08,160 the window by the the exit, the emergency exit and where there's because they're set 444 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,200 up in rows of three seats. 445 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,800 And this one in particular only has a vote of two. 446 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,480 And you sit but you sit there. 447 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:19,840 So I gravitate and I spend the extra 20 bucks, 30 bucks, 50 bucks to get in that first to 448 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,840 do a list. 449 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,840 Not a list. 450 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,080 Yeah, you can bring more to be the board first early bird. 451 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:29,480 Well, they've changed it recently and they have different. 452 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:35,080 Yeah, they're different tiers that really allow you to get on first. 453 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,600 Yeah, it's interesting. 454 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:42,600 They had some sort of seminar and I basically recall a new style of seating. 455 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,000 It hasn't come out yet, but they're entertaining it. 456 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,960 And what is basically standing? 457 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,420 No, they have the bicycle normal. 458 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:54,920 But what what they have is they have a second tier second and upper. 459 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,440 I've seen that. 460 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,440 So never get out. 461 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,440 That's not going to happen. 462 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440 No, an upper. 463 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,440 I would never fly on that. 464 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440 What is this? 465 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:05,160 Well, they make the plane a little larger and they take the seat that's in front of 466 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,440 it and they raise it like four feet. 467 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,600 So basically, you're almost underneath it. 468 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,760 Yeah, you're underneath it by their ass. 469 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,760 Oh, yeah. 470 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,760 You're not. 471 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,400 Because I would be ripping total ass in front of everybody. 472 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,960 So it's like an erotic plane. 473 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,680 Oh, wouldn't think of it like that if they're sitting behind me. 474 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,280 But it'd be kind of like people riding your water. 475 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,600 Oh, they have a picture of it. 476 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 What the? 477 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,600 Yeah, look at that. 478 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 What is that? 479 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Fuck that. 480 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600 I don't know. 481 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,680 No, fuck that. 482 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,280 Look how close that is. 483 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,280 If you're back there. 484 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,280 Yeah, but look at their space. 485 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,200 I mean, I don't know. 486 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,120 You can actually put your feet up and your knees are not. 487 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,600 I don't care. 488 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,640 It looks weird, but it actually may be more comfortable. 489 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:54,420 No, I would not want someone's ass six inches from my face. 490 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,640 But think about the math. 491 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,640 Sorry. 492 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 Yeah, I agree with Jeff. 493 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:04,800 But think about the math on what does it exactly do as far as the money? 494 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,320 Because they don't do shit unless it's going to make money. 495 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,520 So what is it going to do? 496 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,400 What is it going to allow an extra row? 497 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,040 Yes, more people can fit on an airplane. 498 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,680 So if you add an extra row, then you're talking about six seats, right? 499 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,920 So six, let's just say 12, two rows. 500 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:25,520 Is it worth it to make that extra $12,000 to have somebody eat ass the whole trip? 501 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,040 No, because I wouldn't fly on a plane like that. 502 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,040 They also have these where you're on bicycle seats. 503 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:37,040 Is that where you're trying to promote the battery power to get the propellers going? 504 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,120 Oh, no, no, no. 505 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120 That's awful. 506 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,280 Yeah, I've seen those. 507 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:49,600 So click on that website because there was a contest where people were submitting designs 508 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,880 and some of them were just ridiculous. 509 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 They were sent a little too close. 510 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,000 It's like you can get pregnant sitting on those. 511 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,640 I think some of them were like bicycle seats and you're almost standing. 512 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,640 Yeah, it's like tandem. 513 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,360 I'm going to say like no, like those yellow ones right there. 514 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,960 That is like a sex seat. 515 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,040 So anyways, look at those yellow ones. 516 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 Look at that. 517 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040 I mean, look at that. 518 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,040 Fuck that. 519 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,560 Most people, most students like us don't know what that is. 520 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,040 That's like a six flags fucking ride. 521 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,120 That's like you're stacked on top of each other. 522 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,120 That's awful. 523 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120 No, that'd be so uncomfortable. 524 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,120 That'd be so uncomfortable. 525 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,800 Imagine flying 10 hours over to London on that. 526 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,240 Yeah, forget that. 527 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,920 All right, so long story short, yeah, first class for your dad. 528 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,040 And I'm on board with that. 529 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,080 I wouldn't be able to afford that. 530 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,320 But if you could, absolutely. 531 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,320 How much does it cost? 532 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:41,480 And really, we're at a point in our lives, even us, we're at a point in our lives where 533 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,360 I wouldn't mind dropping an extra hundred bucks. 534 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:48,160 No, no, it's like an extra thousand plus for first class. 535 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160 Really? 536 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,160 Generally. 537 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160 Easy. 538 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160 For instance. 539 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,160 What does that come with? 540 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,560 It comes with lunch, dinner and drinks. 541 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,560 All you can drink. 542 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,880 No hand job? 543 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880 No hand job. 544 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,880 It's a nice warm towel with towel. 545 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,280 You could use it yourself. 546 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,040 Yes, to wipe your hands and everything. 547 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040 On your junk? 548 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040 Yes. 549 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040 Or do you get free booze? 550 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040 Yes, free booze. 551 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,040 You have a buffet. 552 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,040 That's very important. 553 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 It's not a buffet. 554 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,760 I can drink a thousand dollars worth of booze. 555 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,760 It's usually. 556 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,040 And they have like a thousand different bourbons, don't they? 557 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,040 No, they do not. 558 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,040 Oh, yeah. 559 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040 They do have a couple. 560 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,040 They have one. 561 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:31,600 No, they've got a couple because the last flight I was on, I asked what kind of bourbon 562 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,640 they have and I was being kind of snooty and snobby and he was like. 563 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120 Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. 564 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,120 No, no, that was actually, I don't recall what it was. 565 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,320 We've got Blattons and we've got some barrel proof Elijah Cliggs. 566 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,320 Oh, really? 567 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,520 I don't think he said that. 568 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520 That is amazing. 569 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,520 But he did. 570 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,480 Well, because I was like, yeah, it's like, yeah, but I want two. 571 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480 Can I get two at once? 572 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,260 And he was like, absolutely. 573 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:56,960 So he goes back and he doesn't bring me the, but he just brings me back a full fucking 574 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,920 glass with one ice cube in there. 575 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,920 I was on, was it heaven? 576 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,200 You know, it was like an hour and a half flight. 577 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,880 They bring you the little bottles. 578 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,600 Well, this one he brought back, it was full. 579 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:14,240 When I was traveling to Albuquerque and back, like every three weeks and I had like tickets, 580 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,760 I would give them two tickets. 581 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:22,280 They bring me two of those bottles and a can of Coke and I could make it exactly how I 582 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280 wanted it. 583 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280 It was perfect. 584 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280 I just wanted booze. 585 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,160 So just bring me the bourbon, maybe an ice cube. 586 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,240 I've had booze is when I've been in first class. 587 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:37,960 I've never had the desire to drink on the plane outside of when I was in first class. 588 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960 I did. 589 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,040 And it's too bad that, you know, they fucked it all up. 590 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,880 Actually, you know, you could buy. 591 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,360 What do you mean? 592 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 Well, the terrorist. 593 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,200 Oh, yeah, you got to give us some context. 594 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200 Yeah, I'm sorry. 595 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200 They fucked it up. 596 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,200 They stopped serving booze. 597 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,600 Well, not just that, but you used to be able to bring you bring out whatever you want, you 598 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600 know? 599 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,600 And now it's like, fuck, you can't bring shit on. 600 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,040 You couldn't bring no, no, you still could bring out knives and guns. 601 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,360 Well, no, what I remember for drink wise. 602 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,360 Right. 603 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,640 Because the the the the liquor, no, the liquid thing. 604 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,720 Yeah, they I mean, now you could you they probably still frowned upon you bringing stuff 605 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,120 on there, but it wasn't like legit. 606 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,840 You know, if they see you like whipping on a bottle of it was a thing. 607 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,120 Could we bring the little mini plane? 608 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,840 No, but you used to be able to bring, I think, bottles of wine. 609 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,920 Like if you went to Napa before all this happened, you could get the carriers and stick them. 610 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,920 Yeah, you couldn't drink it. 611 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,280 No, you couldn't drink it. 612 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,280 You could bring it back with you. 613 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,640 You used to be able to do that. 614 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,000 For some reason, I thought that you could take minis on the plane. 615 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 I don't know. 616 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I don't know. 617 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I've never tried. 618 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 How cool you probably sneak them on. 619 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 But keister. 620 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 No, you can't. 621 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Not to get that security. 622 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,480 Well, they're under the three. 623 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,040 Yeah, I guess so. 624 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040 Well, it's true. 625 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,480 You couldn't have in your pocket. 626 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,080 So you'd have to be in your luggage somewhere and hopefully didn't find them. 627 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,800 Then you'd stick with your pocket. 628 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,600 It's extremely difficult. 629 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,080 You could wear like a bandolier of minis. 630 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,720 No, that's not going to work either because now they have this incredible system. 631 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:11,200 You have to stand in a little chamber and you put your feet in these little spots and 632 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,480 this little thing whisks around you at 360 degrees. 633 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,760 When I've got that thing that comes down the floor. 634 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,760 Sir, you have cancer. 635 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,760 I had a girlfriend like that. 636 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,760 Oh yeah? 637 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:26,040 Well, I just got TSA pre-checks. 638 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:31,320 I don't have to do any of that shit anymore. 639 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,120 I signed up for that and then you have to go somewhere. 640 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,000 I'm strategizing how to put contraband on it. 641 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 You have an appointment. 642 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 It took five minutes. 643 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 I know. 644 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,640 And I, every single time I tried to schedule it, something happened and I missed my appointment. 645 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,840 Go do it. 646 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840 I didn't reschedule it. 647 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,840 Hold on. 648 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,840 I missed what you said. 649 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840 What did you say? 650 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:54,840 I said you have to sign up to do an appointment for them to check to see who you really are. 651 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,880 It took less than 10 days to get it done. 652 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,880 Do you have a CHL? 653 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,880 I know. 654 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,560 Do you have your carry concealed handgun license? 655 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,360 I do not. 656 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360 That will expedite the process. 657 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,780 By the way, I got my new one. 658 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:07,780 It took less than 10 days. 659 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,200 It's not going to expedite any faster than that. 660 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200 Right. 661 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,840 Well, that's not a matter of speed. 662 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,760 It's more about, it's about more simplicity than speed, I guess. 663 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,640 I don't think so, because you still have to fill out the form. 664 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,120 You have to provide documents. 665 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:26,760 Actually, you give them your number to the CHL and they've already done a complete scan 666 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,760 and a profile on you. 667 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,760 You still have to go onto the TSA.gov website and fill out their paperwork. 668 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,760 All right. 669 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,760 Yeah. 670 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,760 How about that? 671 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,760 So, I mean, I'll tell you that. 672 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,760 You just can't go up to the checkpoint and go, I have this. 673 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,800 No, no, because you have your TSA card. 674 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,520 I'm a concealed handgun person, so let me on the line. 675 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:48,800 What I'm saying is that when you, because that's a rigorous thing to get the license. 676 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,520 You know, actually, it used to be. 677 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520 I don't know if it still is. 678 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,640 What I have is rigorous, you know, because it took like a couple of months to be able 679 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,640 to get it. 680 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,160 They had to fingerprint you and, you know, you had to go and, it was a big process, you 681 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,160 know. 682 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,160 Yeah, I had to be fingerprinted. 683 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,600 I had to be fingerprinted. 684 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,680 Did you see the new gun laws? 685 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,640 TSA, you had to be fingerprinted? 686 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,640 Yes. 687 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,640 Oh, interesting. 688 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640 Okay, gun laws. 689 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,680 The new gun laws that Biden's trying to pass? 690 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,680 ATF. 691 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,680 His ATF. 692 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,680 Oh, I'm sorry. 693 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,680 Yeah, the ATF under the Biden regime. 694 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,000 And I read that it's going to make millions of people in a criminal state. 695 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,840 Like if I was to sell you a gun, I have to be federally licensed gun seller. 696 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,400 Get the fuck out of here. 697 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:38,240 Anybody who is going to sell or give gun for something in return has to be federally registered 698 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,240 as a. 699 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,240 Did they pass it? 700 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240 What is the gift? 701 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,240 As a seller. 702 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,240 You're not getting anything in return. 703 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,240 You have to sell it. 704 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,860 Yeah, but people sell guns all the time. 705 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:50,860 All the time. 706 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:51,860 Right? 707 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,860 That's bullshit. 708 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:53,860 That's how I got my shotgun. 709 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:59,000 So that could be greatly reduced here in the future with that happening. 710 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,120 They're trying to close that loophole of how evil people get their guns. 711 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,280 It's all, they're putting these little things in place. 712 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,440 And you know, part of it is like they're trying to make it so that you don't have the ability 713 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,440 to buy cash. 714 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,360 So what you know, you're going to buy for cash from anybody. 715 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,360 They're eroding. 716 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,760 It's a slippery slope. 717 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,920 They're eroding. 718 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,320 They basically want to take away all the guns. 719 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,760 And so they're they're working. 720 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,320 They're tiptoeing their way towards that. 721 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,800 Then they're going to move to ammunition and then they're going to move to. 722 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,520 Oh, now they're calling things that are called assault weapons. 723 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,120 You didn't say that part. 724 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:41,020 There's an ATF rule coming out that they're calling assault weapons are like a ridiculous 725 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,020 number of guns. 726 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,480 Yeah, but they have to define what an assault weapon is. 727 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,500 That is the magical thing. 728 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,500 What is an assault weapon? 729 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,500 Exactly. 730 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,500 Semi-automatic. 731 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,500 That's not an assault weapon. 732 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,500 That's a Colt 45. 733 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,500 Well, that's what an AR is. 734 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,500 It's a semi-automatic. 735 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,500 That's all it is. 736 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500 It's a simple wild west gun. 737 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,500 And so it's a pistol. 738 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,500 That's what I mean. 739 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500 Semi-automatic. 740 00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,500 It's crazy. 741 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,500 Just like an old western Colt 45. 742 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,640 Is it a long barrel semi-automatic? 743 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,640 These guys are. 744 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,640 I don't know. 745 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,640 Yeah, look even on Google. 746 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,840 Google has put it up there and they're like, oh, the assault weapon is this. 747 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840 You know what? 748 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,840 Fuck you. 749 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,480 You can have an assault fucking blade. 750 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,480 You can have an assault. 751 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,520 That's what they do in China. 752 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:23,040 They have people that go into schools and stab all the children. 753 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:30,760 In Ireland, you had some Muslims that went all shit and stabbed a bunch of kids. 754 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,280 And the fucking Irish people were all up in arms. 755 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Good for them. 756 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280 Fuck that. 757 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 You know what? 758 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,880 Pull those dudes out and massacre them. 759 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,880 Fuck them. 760 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,880 I don't care. 761 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,880 Dude, fuck them. 762 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880 I get it. 763 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880 Seriously. 764 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880 I mean, come on. 765 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880 I mean, I'll say it. 766 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880 I hear you. 767 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880 It's just bullshit. 768 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880 You went all Elon Musk? 769 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,880 Fuck you. 770 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:51,880 Well, you know what? 771 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,880 Good for Elon Musk. 772 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,880 I can't be any more clear than that. 773 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,880 Thanks, Bob. 774 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,880 That was so awesome. 775 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,880 Yeah, good for him. 776 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:04,720 But still, it's just like, you know, I'm so sick of being pushed around by these piece 777 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,720 of shit cocksuckers. 778 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,720 You know, I just, I don't even want to get into this. 779 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,720 Let's look at the list. 780 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,720 We don't have a list. 781 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,720 We don't have a list. 782 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720 We don't have a list today. 783 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,720 I got a list. 784 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,720 We didn't green room it very long, but that's okay. 785 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,840 Before we talk about something else. 786 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:24,320 Before we were talking about the, well, going on the airplanes and riding and elderly driving, 787 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,960 but we've got some other stuff going on. 788 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,960 We have, we've got the issues. 789 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,760 Well, before we move on, before we move on from the planes, the very first flight that 790 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,040 I went on, I was in seventh grade. 791 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,880 So I was 80, 79 or 80 ish. 792 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,400 How old are you in seventh grade? 793 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400 12, 11. 794 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400 You're 13. 795 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,400 No, seven 12. 796 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,400 12. 797 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,400 So that was 81. 798 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,400 Okay. 799 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:54,560 And we flew to, my dad had a work, uh, something out in Los Angeles. 800 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560 Okay. 801 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,160 So me, my mom and sister. 802 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 From Cincinnati. 803 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,160 Were you scared? 804 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,160 No, not at all. 805 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160 No, I wasn't. 806 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 No, I wasn't. 807 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,160 You were more excited than anything else. 808 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,160 I was. 809 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 I was very excited. 810 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,240 It was a big, big deal. 811 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,560 They treated you as a kid. 812 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,560 You know, I got the little we hands, the pin, the wind deck of cards. 813 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,240 I may have. 814 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,160 And uh, but uh, I remember going on the way to dress. 815 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,160 Nice. 816 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,160 Yeah. 817 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,960 We had to dress nice when you traveled, you dressed up. 818 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,960 Correct. 819 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960 Absolutely. 820 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,040 And uh, we, we boarded the plane and people could still smoke. 821 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,040 Yeah, please. 822 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,640 People could still smoke on the planes back then. 823 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,640 Yeah. 824 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,640 I remember that. 825 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,440 They served a meal. 826 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,000 Oh, you want a beer? 827 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I've got mine. 828 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 To everybody. 829 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Like a full meal. 830 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Oh yeah. 831 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 And I remember. 832 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 He said everyone. 833 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Like, like you had to say that? 834 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Is that a clarifier? 835 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,600 I meant first class versus coach. 836 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,600 Oh. 837 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,720 Whereas today only first class gets food. 838 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,720 So I remember. 839 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,720 I don't remember. 840 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,720 I mean, you could have been racist back then. 841 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:04,200 And uh, and I remember getting a steak dinner and it had a. 842 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,200 Steak dinner. 843 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,400 It was a steak dinner sitting there. 844 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,560 What's like a flight rate with a steak knife, a three hour flight. 845 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,160 Well, it was four hours from Cincinnati to LA. 846 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,240 And you got a movie to Lord. 847 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,540 And yeah, they had a screen come down in a movie and uh, they had a metal fork, a metal 848 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:24,120 steak knife because you had to cut your steak. 849 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,120 Yeah. 850 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120 Mr. Jeff. 851 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,120 And uh, in a stewed tomato. 852 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,160 And I remember looking at thing going, I didn't eat it because I didn't like tomatoes, but 853 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,160 I remember that the steak leader to stay and I was what? 854 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160 12. 855 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,160 I have what an experience. 856 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160 None of that. 857 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,160 None of that. 858 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,160 Yeah. 859 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,560 And then one of my first, uh, remembrance of getting on a plane was traveling from New 860 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:49,360 Jersey in the early seventies and traveling over to Germany for an extended time. 861 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,360 That was a long flight and that was a lot of fun. 862 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,360 It's kind of scary. 863 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,360 Did you wrap it down the aisles? 864 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360 No, did not. 865 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,360 Did you what? 866 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360 We're up and down the aisles. 867 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360 That didn't happen at all. 868 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360 No, my dad would have. 869 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,360 So that's just back then. 870 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,360 You know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, 871 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,200 you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you did what you were told. 872 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,040 I mean, you couldn't get away with shit like that. 873 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,040 Sit there and be quiet. 874 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,040 Sit there and be quiet is like, all right, I'm gonna sit there and be quiet. 875 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,000 Cause if I did sit there and be quiet, there'd be consequences. 876 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,460 Completely different nowadays. 877 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,440 And all you had were like coloring books or like word search. 878 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,800 I don't even remember having that. 879 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800 Yeah. 880 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,800 We live in a different world. 881 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,420 They were just like, shut the fuck up and sit there. 882 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,560 They had like a movie that play just like you said, there was like a real screen that 883 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,240 came down, but it was a double decker. 884 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,240 It was a big boy. 885 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,400 It was a dub big ass, uh, fricking plane. 886 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,160 plane. I mean, it was they showed that they had several. 887 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,880 Yeah, the 747 has a big bubble on top. 888 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,440 Yeah, I went on so many airplanes. 889 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,560 That's the kind they like to hijack in the movies. 890 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,840 It was a I do remember the whole transition, though. 891 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,440 It was really weird because here I am in the United States and we head over to Germany 892 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,720 and then all of a sudden I'm experiencing a time differential. 893 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,800 So because, you know, now we're like eight hours part, 10 hours part. 894 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,960 Yeah, right. So now I'm like, why the fuck awake? 895 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,480 You know, because we show up and we're on a military base. 896 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,560 So we go straight to our quarters and there's a bed set up, you know, 897 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,000 and I've got I've got everything, a mattress and sheets and everything. 898 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,240 And and I remember my dad was like, oh, it's time for bed. 899 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,080 And I was like, why the fuck awake? Right. 900 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,480 I remember laying there in Mannheim, Germany, 901 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,480 on my bed, and my brother and I shared the same room. 902 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,400 So we had like a little twin beds in there. 903 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,880 And I just remember sitting on there and I was just like, this is the craziest shit ever. 904 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,360 And I had a lot of anxiety because I didn't understand 905 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:40,440 that we were across the planet and that the we there was big difference in time. 906 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,520 Right. And I was like, why am I awake? 907 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,680 So my body thinks it's two o'clock in the afternoon. 908 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,320 It's actually 10 o'clock at night where I'm at. 909 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,120 Yeah, it was very difficult. 910 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,640 And frankly, it kind of traumatized me a little bit. 911 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,240 You know, just the whole things. 912 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,840 You know, time change. I got them. 913 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,520 It was traumatizing. 914 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,120 I mean, it really was going to a different place like that and living. 915 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,440 God, man, it was. I mean, as a kid, it was, you know, people go over there 916 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,760 and they you're on the base. 917 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,560 So you weren't exposed to it too much. 918 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,320 But speaking a different language. 919 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,720 Yeah. Yeah. Culture. 920 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,200 Yeah. It was it was German. 921 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,120 So, you know, you know, in retrospect, it was 922 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,760 in retrospect, it was it was it was a great experience. 923 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,960 And I'm glad I did it really, because we as we're growing up, 924 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,360 you know, we got to see a lot of things that normal folks didn't see. 925 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,520 You know, we got that we traveled all over Europe. 926 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,200 We did all kinds of things. Yeah. 927 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,000 Man, there's we we got I got to see a lot of cool shit. 928 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,760 And my dad was part of his job was training the German military men. 929 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:50,600 On in what? In his trade and, you know, signal battalion. 930 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,760 So it was basically satellites and 931 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,720 cryptologic security command code kind of stuff. 932 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:03,240 A big old spherical dome that looks like a golf ball that like the Morse code. 933 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,720 Now it was a little bit more whatever. It doesn't matter. 934 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,840 He was training them. 935 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,080 And but it was kind of cool because they had like Family Day several times a year 936 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,840 over on the German base and they would bring I mean, it was it was just cool 937 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,680 because I got to meet all the German kids. 938 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:23,360 We we communicated like through just did everyone wear leader who's in. 939 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,400 Yeah, they they kind of they did wear leader clothes and yeah, 940 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,840 clothes and 941 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,920 sausages and man, they I'll tell you what, man, they had we went to 942 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,480 I went to elementary school and they had some sort of thing where they had 943 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,360 where the German school sent their kids over to the American school, 944 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,280 the military school, the independent school. 945 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,080 And they had a lunch. We all had our lunches. And so I had like peanut butter 946 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:55,280 joint over it was and he had like broach in and salami's and cheeses. 947 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,000 And I was like, fuck, this is I want that liverwurst. Right. 948 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,200 Liverwurst is the best fucking thing on the planet. 949 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,840 And when you find out what's actually in it, you're like, you know, it's very suspect. 950 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,240 I had never tried that. Oh, it's a spreadable organ meat. 951 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,720 It's good. It I organs are not but it's liver. 952 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,960 It's liver. I it does not say organ meat, but I mean, it's it is really good. 953 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,800 I enjoy I enjoy it. 954 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,080 You got to buy the the special purified beef liver. 955 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,160 It's like a pate. Yeah, it really is. 956 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,280 Man, it's basically shit that's left over. 957 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,680 They just kind of grind it, fuckin throw some salt in it, fucking go for it. 958 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,360 But, you know, it shows up in these big two. 959 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,720 Anyways, he had he had that lunch. It was it was a great experience. 960 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,920 I remember he was looking at me. He was like, he had to go piss. 961 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,240 I was like, I didn't understand what the fucking voice I told that to. 962 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,880 I was like, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 963 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,880 And then he kind of made a little gesture towards his dick. 964 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,200 He was like, I was like, oh, you want to go and off. 965 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,280 Oh, no, that wasn't part of the curriculum. 966 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,840 So it says liver worst labia worst or liver sausage 967 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,680 is a kind of sausage made from the liver. 968 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,800 There you go. That's why they call it liver. 969 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,800 Fucking worst. Wow. That's really kind of looks like a baloney. 970 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,480 Nice in this picture anyway. 971 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:12,960 Well, so the liver worse comes in a it looks like a big summer sausage 972 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,880 thing that shows up because they wrap it and you just slice it. 973 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,160 Man, look, if I were to give you liver worst and you didn't know what it was 974 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,600 and you say, hey, Sean, make me a sandwich. 975 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,160 It's good. You would get canned meat. 976 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,840 Yeah, there's liver worst right there. 977 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,320 You would fucking love it. 978 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,000 You would absolutely love it. You'd be like, what is this? 979 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,560 It's like regular salami. It's a baloney. 980 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,120 It's it's like baloney ish, but it's spreadable, but it's made from liver. 981 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,320 It says liver worst usually contains pigs or calves. 982 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,520 Liver other greens are meat, notably veal fat and spices. 983 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,120 It's delicious. 984 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,440 So it is actually doesn't sound bad. 985 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,160 It is good. Let's do that on canned meat night. 986 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,160 We have another kid. 987 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,360 That's not me to have another canned meat night with you. 988 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,400 Wasn't that a disaster? Your blood pressure is not high enough. 989 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,240 Yeah, that can be nice. 990 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,880 So do take us listeners out there. 991 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,000 We we ventured into I don't know how the topic came up, but we're kind of like, 992 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,800 hey, let's do it. We really did it. 993 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,960 This was before we had the podcast, right? 994 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,160 Or no, this was at the very, very beginning. 995 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,480 So we decided just like arbitrarily, we're just like, hey, let's do like, 996 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,400 let's just have a dinner. 997 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,680 Could we talk about so we went to the store and we bought like canned clams, 998 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,840 spam, oysters, oysters, we did spam, right? 999 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,080 Yeah, yeah, we had spam. 1000 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,560 Everything they have that's meat that we can find little sausages. 1001 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,520 Vienna sausage. Yeah. 1002 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,120 Those Venus sauces are pretty close to the liverwurst liverwurst 1003 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,520 a little bit as far as the texture goes. 1004 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,040 Oh, yeah, just falls apart. 1005 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,240 It has that skin on the outside. 1006 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,240 Well, actually, that's not true. 1007 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,520 The liverwurst doesn't have skin. 1008 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,120 The Vienna sausage does. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, it does. 1009 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,360 It's got a sheath, a sheath, squirrel intestinal sheath. 1010 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,760 I tell you what, I think the two worst things were the oysters 1011 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,400 and the beef sheets. 1012 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,680 I don't even know what they call it. The dehydrated beef. 1013 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,160 Those were so gross. 1014 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,840 There was so much. It was like a salt sheet. 1015 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,000 It was unbelievably salty. 1016 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,360 It was so bad. 1017 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,000 And you know what? 1018 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,800 I think at that point, we had had like a number of things. 1019 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,280 Yes. And that was the ender. Right. It was an ender. 1020 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,520 I think we all just kind of go, all right, we're just eating spam. 1021 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,480 Yeah, there was a couple of times I was like, and then the farts 1022 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,040 the next day, they were just thermal nuclear. 1023 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,080 I mean, it's smelt like burnt fucking plastic. 1024 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,080 It was so funny as our wives were like, oh, the amount of carcinogens 1025 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,080 they partake in. 1026 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,640 They were like, you guys are idiots. 1027 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,360 So they had a parallel dinner. 1028 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,280 They had a parallel dinner, didn't they? 1029 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,040 Oh, 100 percent. 1030 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,000 And we were making drinks and eating all this shit. 1031 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,440 Yes. So what is the next one, though? 1032 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,520 We talked about doing another dinner, but we weren't going to do all that. 1033 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,480 We're not doing a canned meat night. 1034 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,480 We talked about something similar, though. 1035 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,560 We were going to do a fish fry. 1036 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,680 They have different fishes. 1037 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,800 That would be some shrimps and some clams and some fish. 1038 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,480 And we'll have to do some some venison smoked sausage. 1039 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,960 Do you have any moose moose left? 1040 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,880 Moose elk, I'm sorry. 1041 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,720 This book. Yeah, I do. 1042 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,160 Well, it's not I do have some. 1043 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,280 Well, it's not going to be. 1044 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,040 Oh, it is. Can you buy elk? 1045 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,960 You can buy elk, right? 1046 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,640 Yes, you buy oak steak. 1047 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,640 I just need to go down to that wild fork. 1048 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,000 Like bring it home. 1049 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,240 Why? I've got elk steak. 1050 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,280 Well, you're not willing to share it. 1051 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,040 Yeah, I am willing to share what we're playing a night. 1052 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,040 We have to be Jerry. 1053 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,760 No, I gave him the hamburger. 1054 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,400 Oh, I didn't give him the steaks. 1055 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,920 I've got steaks anyway. 1056 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,120 So I'll probably just end up going by a couple of steaks. 1057 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,760 The big ones. Wow. 1058 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,480 You know, kind of sous vide for a lot of time. 1059 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,680 Plan on Elk Night because you have the deep fryers, right? 1060 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,520 For the fish. I do. 1061 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,840 That's two fish will buy a bunch of catfish. 1062 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,880 Orange, ruffy or whatever. 1063 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,360 I don't know what else. I don't want to. 1064 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,800 We're probably going to end up having to do this. 1065 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,360 I would recommend we do this for probably the third week in January ish. 1066 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,880 But you know what, you know what, speaking of the the the friars, 1067 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,000 there was a study put out on air on air fryers. 1068 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,400 So do you guys know what? 1069 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,320 Yeah, crystal skulls are there also friars. 1070 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,160 A crew lied is a crew lied. 1071 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,960 Is that right? 1072 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,640 Probably not. 1073 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,120 Is that like a something that comes out of the plastic and metals? 1074 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,240 Yeah. So the air fires leech into your food. 1075 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,720 So what? Well, there's a study out there and they they did it in two places. 1076 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:59,320 They did it in Korea and they did it in in in Europe. 1077 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,640 And they know Americans test it. 1078 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,560 So we don't want to believe it. 1079 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,880 Actually, it's quite the opposite. 1080 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,080 Only American. We really want to work. 1081 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,920 I mean, in our our system, yeah, non-Americans are stupid. 1082 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920 I know. Come on. 1083 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,640 But my point is, is that they're saying that they took like french fries. 1084 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,040 First of all, well, not to even talk about microwaves and, you know, 1085 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,960 microwaves are horrible, horrible. 1086 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,320 They they do their job. 1087 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,000 They heat up the food, but they create toxins, you know, but set that aside. 1088 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,520 So if you just put the food in there, how does it create toxins? 1089 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,000 Is the air prior or the microwave? 1090 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,240 It it does something to the molecular 1091 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,080 construct of whatever you're eating and it creates a toxin. 1092 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,160 I don't know what it is. 1093 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,800 I think dig into it that deep. 1094 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:46,240 Actually, grilling your steak is actually very cancerous as well. 1095 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,280 Yes. So should we eat it raw? 1096 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,200 Well, they say the char is 1097 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,960 is a carcinogenic guy. 1098 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,520 That's the word. 1099 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,840 The gristle is a carcinogenic. 1100 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,680 No, the the char on it. 1101 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,760 So you do not want 1102 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,640 any char on your hamburgers, your chicken or your steak. 1103 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,200 It's carcinogenic. 1104 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,240 Carcinogenic. 1105 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,160 So you can't use grill. 1106 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,560 So let me let me back up to the fryer that we can we can put a pin in that one. 1107 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:16,440 But the so the fryer experiment they were saying is that they were cooking French fries. 1108 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,440 All right. And they said that, you know, once the French fries get cooked 1109 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:25,920 for 200 degrees for 10 minutes ish, they have a certain level of acrylamide. 1110 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,440 All right. Now, acrylamide is a known carcinogen, 1111 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,480 and it's recognized by the World Health Organization as a carcinogen. 1112 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,680 And they say that you can have so much of that and you can be OK. 1113 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:40,600 If you cook French fries for 10 minutes in one of these air fryers, 1114 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,680 it will produce one point seven the amount. 1115 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,960 This is what's fucked up in Korea. 1116 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,920 They registered one point seven times the amount of of allowed acrylamide 1117 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,360 in your diet in in Europe. 1118 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,120 They registered three point four. 1119 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,200 That's twice. 1120 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,880 Yeah. So mind you, mind you, that that is only versus Korean. 1121 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,040 No, it's not that at all. 1122 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,440 It's it's not that it was the same article. 1123 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,520 But what I'm getting at is that that was only 10 minutes. 1124 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,520 So 10 minutes as they were saying, it's just the the browning of fries. 1125 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,480 Some people like there's a little bit crispy. 1126 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,520 So you leave it in a little bit longer and say when you when you 1127 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,440 the amount of acrylamide. 1128 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,520 I don't know what acrylamide is. 1129 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,560 See if you can look that up. 1130 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,240 Well, I look at it this way. 1131 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,080 However you cook your food, something leeches into it. 1132 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:35,480 Something leeches into it, even if you just grill it and you char it. 1133 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,280 It's bad for you. 1134 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,880 If you use nonstick pans, that's bad for you. 1135 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,400 Bad for you. Right. Bad for you. 1136 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,120 So those new pans you just bought are bad for you. 1137 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,120 Are they? Yes. Yeah. 1138 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,800 That material they line it with is bad for you. 1139 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,760 Everything we have is just fucking bad. 1140 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,720 Yes. Correct. 1141 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,240 It's just. Yeah. 1142 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,680 And I air fry my French fries for 48 hours. 1143 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,040 Yeah. So you're like 18.6. 1144 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,800 I'm getting yeah, I'm getting I think 2000 percent of the acrylamide 1145 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,720 that I should be getting. 1146 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:11,160 So I guess what I'm ultimately getting at and I kind of hit this note on. 1147 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,120 So how are you supposed to cook food? 1148 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,560 That's my point is that every single thing, it's just like they throw you 1149 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,520 curveballs all the time. 1150 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,080 They're going, oh, this is bad. 1151 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,880 This is bad for you. This is bad for you. 1152 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,600 Well, fuck it, man. 1153 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,440 Why don't you stop producing shit that's bad for you? 1154 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,480 All right, bitches. 1155 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,040 Now, what it is is everything is bad for you. 1156 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,240 Yeah. To a degree, it is. 1157 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,400 Now, if you ate air fried 1158 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,080 French fries four times a day for the rest of your life, 1159 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,360 it's going to cause a problem. 1160 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,440 If you have it once a month or a couple of times, you're going to be fine. 1161 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:43,680 Yeah. Well, anything in moderation, just like drinking, right? 1162 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,520 You know, we don't drink a lot. 1163 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,600 Well, well, well, well, well, well, OK, you guys do. 1164 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,800 We don't. Yeah, we do. 1165 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,800 Anything in moderation, right? 1166 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,760 Just it's when you when you just overdo it. 1167 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,120 It's when it's a problem. 1168 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,120 Yeah. This causes cancer. 1169 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,160 Well, yeah, but you got to drink three gallons of it a day. 1170 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:09,400 Yeah. When they say it causes cancer in mice or rats, they are like 1171 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,840 and only in California, they're like saturating the rat. 1172 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,640 Yes. In diet. 1173 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,400 I don't I don't I don't think that's true. 1174 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,440 I think that is true. 1175 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,000 I think they can. 1176 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,920 So Mr. Producer pulled up a crulamide is a chemical 1177 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:25,000 that can be created by cooking processes, including baking, air frying and toasting. 1178 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,640 A crulamide is considered a probable human carcinogen based on the results 1179 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,800 of studies in laboratory animals. 1180 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,480 However, there is no conclusive evidence linking dietary 1181 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,760 a crulamide consumption. 1182 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,560 So your toaster is bad for you, too. 1183 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,880 Well, it's the yes. 1184 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,480 Think about how stupid that is. 1185 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:46,120 A toaster has a heating element close to the to the bread surface. 1186 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,760 It's that makes it because of the plastics that are in there. 1187 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,760 Spare me. 1188 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,520 Well, you know what, man, I'm not worried about it. 1189 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,600 It does. And then you have these guys that live to like 105. 1190 00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,840 And they're like, what's your secret? 1191 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,280 And they're like, I bacon and drink Dr. 1192 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,840 Pepper every day of my life. 1193 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,160 Smoke six gar. 1194 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,720 Yeah, exactly. I smoke my pipe. 1195 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,720 Fuck you. And eat plastic. 1196 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,880 Yeah, that's right. It's so dumb. 1197 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,080 Yeah, it's all genetics, man. 1198 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,400 I'm going to I'm going to go. 1199 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400 I'm going to enjoy my food. 1200 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,600 I'm not going to overkill anything. 1201 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,840 Yeah. Right. 1202 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,640 Speaking of over killing, 1203 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,360 did you guys get a whiff of the anti-Semitic 1204 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,600 issues that the colleges, Penn State and Harvard? 1205 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,560 Context, you're going to ask this question. 1206 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,080 Pardon? Depends what context you're going to ask this question. 1207 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,200 I mean, you know, I've heard so many. 1208 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,760 First of all, those dudes are out there listening. 1209 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,440 This is when they were into the court in Congress. 1210 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,080 You had a New York representative, Stefanic. 1211 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,320 She was questioning them, Stefanic. 1212 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,680 And she was she was just like, hey, man, 1213 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,760 is this is this part of the rules? 1214 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,880 Yes or not supposed to do that? Yes or no. 1215 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,360 I mean, it was so they kept sidestepping it so much. 1216 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,280 It was just OK. 1217 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,800 Hold this is the Harvard or Penn State president and Harvard. 1218 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,520 MIT. It was it was it's clotting gay. 1219 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,200 OK, so they call Harvard. 1220 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,480 OK, so Congress, you got canned. 1221 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,040 She got killed, canned. 1222 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,920 And then Sally Cornbluff, OK, so from MIT, Congress called 1223 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,600 the presidents of these colleges or universities to a hearing 1224 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,880 because there was all this press about their student body 1225 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,360 having all these anti-Semitic. 1226 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,400 OK, riots from the river to the sea. 1227 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,960 Pro Hamas. Correct. 1228 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,920 Protests. And why weren't they called them? 1229 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,200 So they called them to a congressional hearing. Correct. 1230 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,040 Why? Why are they? Why are they still students? 1231 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,720 Why weren't they punished? Why weren't they booted? 1232 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,440 OK. Right. And what did they say? 1233 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,480 And they asked, is it against your policy or something like that? 1234 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,000 I don't know how she phrased the question. 1235 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,920 Context, the context dependent decision. 1236 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:02,000 No, the question that at least a phonic asked them, does it go against 1237 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,560 Harvard's code of conduct for bullying or harassment or something like that 1238 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,160 to to yell for the genocide of the Jewish people? 1239 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,360 Something to that effect. 1240 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,280 OK. Yeah. And they heat and hot around all of them had a canned answer 1241 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,600 because all of that was it. 1242 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,240 It was a context dependent decision. 1243 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,120 All of them were coached by the same law firm. 1244 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,520 Two of three. Yeah. 1245 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,160 Three of them were all three. 1246 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,880 All three of the same law firm. 1247 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,920 They all three of them were coached by they spent millions of dollars 1248 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,200 and were coached by the same law firm. 1249 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:39,720 You know, the part that kind of like sickens me is the the shitty grain 1250 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,040 on their face. They knew they were avoiding the question. 1251 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,280 And it and they were like kind of being smirky about it. 1252 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,280 Oh, snarky is the best word. 1253 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,680 Oh, my my people are going to love me for this. 1254 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,240 Yes. I mean, it's just like they had the little smile on the face. 1255 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,440 They could they weren't taking it seriously. 1256 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,720 Look, man, if you were to replace the word and they had some sort of 1257 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:03,440 representation on the the Internet where they were to say that about black people. 1258 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,960 Brown and black, I think that's what they said. 1259 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:13,200 Yeah, I said, you know, if they should be it would be crazy. 1260 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,880 I really I don't understand. 1261 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,800 We're gay people. Yeah. 1262 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,480 Or gay. I don't I don't get it. 1263 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,240 The I don't understand. 1264 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,080 I don't stand either. 1265 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,200 Al Sharpton was because, you know, that girl, first of all, the 1266 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,680 the Harvard president, Gail Gay, was her name, Claudine Gay, Claudine Gay. 1267 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:34,360 So, I mean, first of all, she had they dug up some sort of thing about her. 1268 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:39,280 Or she plagiarized her her paper to dissertation. 1269 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,440 Yeah. Or thesis. Yes. 1270 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,000 And dissertation or whatever. 1271 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,040 She had a few things that she plagiarized on there. 1272 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,760 And they kind of threw that under the table. 1273 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,160 Frankly, I don't care what's in the past is in the past. 1274 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,680 Whatever. Just that doesn't matter. 1275 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,080 And I don't give a fuck what matters is now. 1276 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,520 And Al Sharpton says, well, the all the richest men in the world 1277 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:03,240 in America are attacking a black woman whose academic credentials are impeccable. 1278 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,560 You know, it's like, no, man, they're attacking some stupid bitch 1279 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,800 that thinks it's OK to to to call out Jews. 1280 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,520 Right. And so there there's a still a theory. 1281 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,480 I may have been on the fire, but there's there's a the reason why 1282 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:22,360 there they can't condone it is there is there's a hierarchy of wokeness. 1283 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,560 Because the oh, they control everything because the Jewish people, 1284 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,360 the Jewish people are perceived higher 1285 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,800 than the Palestinian Hamas people. 1286 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:39,600 Therefore, it's OK to do that because there's a hierarchy that says, 1287 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,720 well, these people who are saying are more oppressed 1288 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,960 than the people they're saying it against. Right. 1289 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,800 So it's well, it's all because you're allowed to insult them. 1290 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,000 Correct. Because like the white like the white are oppressors 1291 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,640 perceived more oppressed than the ones that you're saying it about. 1292 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,680 OK, whatever. 1293 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,720 It's just like they say white people can't be racist. 1294 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,520 You know, you know, I'm sorry, black people can't be racist 1295 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,960 because the cool thing I like about this is anybody is racist. 1296 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,720 I sent you a link earlier. Did you get that link? 1297 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,520 Is that the video? Yeah. 1298 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,960 So basically, there's there's a there's a Oprah Winfrey interview 1299 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,000 that she did with Ravens. 1300 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,640 You know, and this interview, I don't even know what happened, 1301 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,800 but it was like nine years ago. 1302 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,400 It's it's it's crazy. 1303 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,360 And it it it really hit me. 1304 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,400 And I don't even know how it popped up on the radar. 1305 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,720 But basically, Raven was was saying that she wanted to not be labeled. 1306 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,640 First of all, she she grew up gay. 1307 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,960 She said she recognized that she was gay at 12 years old. 1308 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,400 She said she didn't really know what it was. 1309 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,720 And but she just recognized it. 1310 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,560 She was like, you know, I don't want to be labeled because Oprah 1311 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,000 was trying to shove down her throat. 1312 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,320 Go ahead and hit play on that, Mr. 1313 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:57,000 Pruiser, see if we can get something. It's a little bit long. 1314 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 I can finally get married. 1315 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,080 Yay. Government. So proud of you. 1316 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,240 Wow. That was August 2nd, 2013. 1317 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:06,840 So was that your way of coming out? 1318 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,160 Was saying you were gay? 1319 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,480 That was my way of saying I'm proud of the country. 1320 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,560 But I will say that I'm in, I mean, an amazing, 1321 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,120 happy relationship with my partner, a woman. 1322 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,960 And on the other side, my mother and people in my family, 1323 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,920 they've taught me to keep my personal life to myself as much as possible. 1324 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,920 So I try my best to, you know, hold the fence where I can. 1325 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,120 But I am proud to be who I am and what I am. 1326 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,240 So when did you know who you were and what you were? 1327 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:46,360 In that topic of dating and in love, I knew when I was like 12, 1328 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,240 I was looking at everything. 1329 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,440 Were you looking at boys and girls? 1330 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,360 Yes, ma'am. 1331 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,440 Did you have a word for it? 1332 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,160 Because I think when you're younger, you don't even have language for what it is. 1333 00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:02,760 I don't need language. I don't need a categorizing statement for it. 1334 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,200 I think that's one thing that kind of... 1335 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,000 So you don't want to be labeled gay. 1336 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,440 I don't want to be labeled gay. 1337 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,640 I want to be labeled a human who loves humans. 1338 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,600 I'm tired of being labeled. I'm an American. 1339 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,720 I'm not an African American. I'm an American. 1340 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,120 Oh, no, no, no. Hit play. 1341 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,720 Oh, yeah. That's the part we want to hear. 1342 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:22,320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1343 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,800 What did you just say? Stop, stop, stop the tape right now. 1344 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,320 All right. Hit pause for a second. 1345 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:32,280 All right. So I'll tell you right now, this is problematic for me because it wasn't so... 1346 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,040 It is exactly what Oprah Winfrey is doing. 1347 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,640 She's trying to control the narrative. 1348 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,520 And divide. 1349 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:43,240 It's about dividing. Hit play again. 1350 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:43,920 We'll say this. 1351 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,600 What? 1352 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,840 I mean, I don't know where my roots go to. 1353 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,040 I don't know how far back they go. 1354 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,200 I can't go on, you know... 1355 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,120 I don't know how far back and I don't know what country in Africa I'm from. 1356 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,280 But I do know that my roots are in Louisiana. 1357 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,160 I'm an American. 1358 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,120 And that's a colorless person because we're all people. 1359 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,600 I have lots of things running through my veins. 1360 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,920 I mean, you're going to get a lot of flack for saying you're not African American. 1361 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,320 You know that, right? 1362 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,160 You can cut it here, but... 1363 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,560 I don't label myself. 1364 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,360 OK. 1365 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,760 I think that is... 1366 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,160 That is such a beautiful... 1367 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,120 We should all be that way. 1368 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,960 A beautiful, beautiful response. 1369 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,640 We should be a colorblind society. 1370 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,880 It doesn't matter where you're from. 1371 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,240 We are all Americans. 1372 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,680 We are united in that way. 1373 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,040 I give her credit here, but she is a nut job. 1374 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,560 She was on The View for a while. 1375 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,920 Oh, never mind. 1376 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,440 That's OK. 1377 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,640 She said some really idiotic fucking stupid things. 1378 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:34,120 Really? 1379 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,640 Yes. 1380 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,200 We just washed the fuck out of that, but... 1381 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,840 Yes. 1382 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,360 But you know what? 1383 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,280 I give her credit here, though. 1384 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,600 This little slice of history right here, 1385 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,840 the fact that she says that, because that's sincerely 1386 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,640 how she really feels. 1387 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,440 And you know what? 1388 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,880 The fact that she says, yes, ma'am, I mean, how cordial 1389 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:55,400 is that, that you just simply don't see that response 1390 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,680 from that generation anymore. 1391 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,440 It's gone. 1392 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,240 That's a lost respect. 1393 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,320 It's unfortunate about her on The View. 1394 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,680 I don't even know who the fuck she was until today. 1395 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,560 She was on The View. 1396 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,320 She was on The Cosby Show. 1397 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,960 She was on The View for a while, and she 1398 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,600 was ridiculously liberal. 1399 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,240 And I... 1400 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,680 Maybe she's learned some things. 1401 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:20,520 Well, I don't know if this was before or after The View. 1402 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,400 It had to been after, because that was nine years ago when 1403 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,040 she did that interview with Oprah. 1404 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,720 But either that or they just tell the producers 1405 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,720 of that show... 1406 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,920 Be controversial. 1407 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,440 Yeah, just say the stupidest things. 1408 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,040 I kind of think that's what it is. 1409 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,120 Yeah, by the way, we're going to pay you an extra $25,000. 1410 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,480 And here's the narrative we want you to pull. 1411 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,760 Yeah, maybe. 1412 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,320 Maybe. 1413 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,440 I mean, you know, I mean, the reality is, 1414 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,080 I mean, that's what we're doing, right? 1415 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,680 I don't believe anything of that I've said. 1416 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,280 Yeah, I actually, I don't know anything 1417 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,320 about this Raven-Symoned. 1418 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,160 I don't watch The View. 1419 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,760 I see plenty of headlines of controversial things 1420 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,840 they say, which typically piss me off. 1421 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,040 Yeah, well, she was right up there with them there. 1422 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,800 Whenever she was on, I don't know how long she was on 1423 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,080 or exactly when. 1424 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,440 It was in the, I think it was after this. 1425 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:16,840 Yeah. 1426 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,920 So it makes me think that the producers or the directors 1427 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,200 just say, OK, you need to go wheels off and say 1428 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,480 the stupidest fucking things. 1429 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,600 You think so? 1430 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,040 Yeah. 1431 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,360 Or do they have the freedom to just kind of say 1432 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,040 whatever they're thinking? 1433 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,360 How she's acting here compared to what she did on The View. 1434 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,280 A totally different person. 1435 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,880 Yes, completely. 1436 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,680 Well, she looks more mature. 1437 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,120 The comment she's making in that second interview 1438 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,640 was definitely more mature. 1439 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,640 Yeah, money talks and she was brainwashed very much. 1440 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,360 Yeah. 1441 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,960 So we'll have to find some footage of The View 1442 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,160 and Raven-Symoned in a little bit. 1443 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,960 The point by bringing that whole thing up 1444 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,960 is that it was so refreshing to hear that perspective come 1445 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,760 from a black woman. 1446 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,880 And the fact that she doesn't want to be labeled, 1447 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,640 you never heard her once say anything about her being gay. 1448 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,120 You never once heard her say what color she was. 1449 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,680 She was like, I want to be colorless. 1450 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,160 Why? 1451 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,000 I'm American. 1452 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,200 She's kind of flying against what she went across, 1453 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,160 what she was on The View, though. 1454 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,520 That's the only thing. 1455 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,520 She went wheels off when she was on The View. 1456 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,680 So in other words, you've seen enough of her 1457 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,600 to not buy it. 1458 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,080 Correct. 1459 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:29,920 Well, we'll see. 1460 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,080 That fat bitch fucking halts her off. 1461 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,040 She has issues. 1462 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,400 She was good in Ghost. 1463 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:35,900 Oh, wow. 1464 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:36,400 Look at that. 1465 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,840 That's impressive. 1466 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,480 What's the fat bitch's name? 1467 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,200 Whoopi Goldberg. 1468 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:41,960 Whoopi. 1469 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,640 Oh, Karen. 1470 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,160 All right. 1471 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:45,520 You know what? 1472 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,000 Whatever. 1473 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,080 Whatever, whatever, whatever. 1474 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,800 But I thought it was actually refreshing. 1475 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,320 I was happy to hear that. 1476 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,200 And I think that we need to play that over and over. 1477 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,160 That should be something that everyone should embrace. 1478 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,040 Because it's absolutely true. 1479 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,720 Don't label people. 1480 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,920 We're all Americans. 1481 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,160 We're all humans. 1482 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,400 We're all in the same country of the United States. 1483 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,520 And we all have a function. 1484 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:15,240 And the function isn't to provide support 1485 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,400 for the whole fucking world. 1486 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,120 It's to provide support for ourselves 1487 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,440 and to give in to ourselves. 1488 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,760 It's just a shame. 1489 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,280 Yeah. 1490 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,240 We're in a mess right now. 1491 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:27,120 And dudes like us out there should be extremely frustrated. 1492 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,160 And they need to do something about it. 1493 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,960 They need to get up. 1494 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,960 And they need to vote. 1495 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,800 They need to get up. 1496 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,840 They need to be heard. 1497 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,800 They need to get up and stand up for what's right. 1498 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:40,120 And these George Soros activists that just come out 1499 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,320 of the woodwork, they need to be squashed. 1500 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,720 Yeah, I mean, I think most people, 1501 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,720 their involvement in that arena starts and ends with voting. 1502 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,200 And there's nothing wrong with that. 1503 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,640 And vote for term limits. 1504 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,760 That would solve a bunch. 1505 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,400 That would solve almost everything. 1506 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,960 We can't really vote for that. 1507 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,720 She was on the view 2012 to 2016. 1508 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,600 So right after. 1509 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:04,360 Four years. 1510 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,160 Four years. 1511 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,440 It's a whole generation. 1512 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,920 Yeah. 1513 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:08,920 Yep. 1514 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,000 Congressional term limits. 1515 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,120 All right, so I wanted to get that out. 1516 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,760 And I thought it was kind of cool. 1517 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,760 But I agree with her. 1518 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,000 To her point, like Oprah, does she 1519 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,200 know that her heritage goes to Africa, not like Jamaica 1520 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,720 or Europe? 1521 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,240 Right. 1522 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:30,680 It's amazing when you have some of these DNA tests, these 23 1523 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,960 and me, and you've got these women and men that 1524 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,280 take the test, and they're like, oh, I want to find out. 1525 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,080 This one woman, specifically. 1526 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,200 And she was all dressed in this African get up. 1527 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,080 And I don't want to say get up and be disrespectful. 1528 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,240 That's not what I meant. 1529 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,800 But what I'm just saying, she was in some sort 1530 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,160 of official attire. 1531 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,280 And they were like, yeah, you're not even from Africa. 1532 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,240 You're from Europe. 1533 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,880 Yes, you have no African blood in you. 1534 00:57:55,880 --> 00:58:00,840 She found out in the moment on the stage, in the interview. 1535 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,640 And she was like, are you serious? 1536 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,440 Yeah, yeah. 1537 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,480 Take all that shit off. 1538 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,640 And that's not. 1539 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:13,280 Well, it's just like when that one race baiter found out 1540 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:18,440 that her heritage was from the pilgrims, 1541 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,440 from the actual people who came over on the Mayflower. 1542 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:21,960 Yeah. 1543 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,360 Oh, yeah, that's true, too. 1544 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,080 That's exactly what we're talking about. 1545 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,640 That she was related to somebody who was on the Mayflower. 1546 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,320 And she was a huge liberal talking about colonization 1547 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,200 and all that shit. 1548 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,400 She was like, well, you come from those people. 1549 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,000 Yeah, that's full circle shit right there. 1550 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,120 That's kind of like bitch piece. 1551 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,160 It totally is. 1552 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,480 And she would take it back. 1553 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,520 She didn't get immediately defensive 1554 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,840 and be like, oh, bullshit. 1555 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,360 She was kind of like, what? 1556 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,280 Does she start to rethink? 1557 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,320 No. 1558 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,640 You know what I rethink? 1559 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:51,280 This bourbon. 1560 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,200 Then she basically. 1561 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,200 I rethink this. 1562 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,320 Go ahead, I'm sorry. 1563 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,440 She probably was hating on her ancestors now. 1564 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,440 Anyway, but go ahead. 1565 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,880 No, I was going to dive into the bourbon. 1566 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,440 I don't even know what the bourbon is called. 1567 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,920 It's called broker? 1568 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:02,520 Breaker. 1569 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:02,840 Breaker. 1570 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,520 Breaker. 1571 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,720 All right, so breaker bourbon. 1572 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,200 So look. 1573 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,400 We went back to the well. 1574 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,920 Should be called water. 1575 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,160 So Paul, walk our dudes, our guys, listeners out there 1576 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,640 what the well is. 1577 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,800 So OK, so we buy new ones. 1578 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:20,240 And then we have a quite a large inventory of older bourbons 1579 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,240 that we've been collecting over the years. 1580 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,920 And I've been advocating that we do a new one and an old one. 1581 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,360 So when I say go back to the well, 1582 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,240 let's pull off one of the older ones off the shelf 1583 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,720 and see how tasty they are. 1584 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,000 But here's part of the challenge. 1585 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,760 When we started out buying our bourbons, testing and trying 1586 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,440 our bourbons, they're all 80, 90 proof. 1587 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:44,000 Correct. 1588 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,080 Because that's what we started out doing. 1589 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:46,600 Correct. 1590 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,800 Well, frankly, we didn't know any better either. 1591 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,400 Well, I mean, there's nothing wrong with 80 and 90 proof. 1592 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,280 Well, we weren't ready for 110, 120 proof. 1593 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,640 We weren't ready then. 1594 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,880 Yes, and it wasn't really a ready thing. 1595 00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,120 So let's back up. 1596 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,280 Let's pick up. 1597 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,160 What we were doing is we were purchasing 1598 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,360 bourbons within our budget. 1599 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,080 That too. 1600 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,600 Just so happened that they were this. 1601 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,640 Because I guarantee it, if they were in the budget 1602 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,440 and it was 110 proof, we would have got it. 1603 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,200 Right. 1604 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,400 So we realized later that when we started 1605 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,040 having the higher proof bourbons that they were richer, 1606 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:25,120 they were tastier, it resonated with us. 1607 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,120 So now the challenge is we want to go back to the well 1608 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,520 and try some of these older bourbons. 1609 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:34,880 And I don't want to say they're like water, but they're. 1610 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,040 This one is like water. 1611 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,760 They're definitely mild. 1612 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,560 I literally, Sean said, take a pool off of this. 1613 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,680 We're out the green room. 1614 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,120 I drank it. 1615 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,120 I tasted nothing. 1616 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,840 I know. 1617 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,320 Nothing. 1618 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,760 I had literally no finish at all. 1619 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:56,800 It's basically an MGP in a random barrel. 1620 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:57,560 And that's it. 1621 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,960 And they bottled it. 1622 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,640 I taste zero flavor. 1623 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,520 I pick up a little bit now. 1624 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,120 Aged of a minimum of five years. 1625 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,240 I picked up more. 1626 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,200 I picked up more as we were drinking throughout the night 1627 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,120 here with this. 1628 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,320 But there's no question, it is just not as rich. 1629 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,960 So this is Breaker. 1630 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,480 It's a weeded bourbon. 1631 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,040 And by all means, we're not slamming this. 1632 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:18,560 All right. 1633 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:18,920 No, not at all. 1634 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,360 For all the tasters out there, the people are like, oh, 1635 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:21,760 we want. 1636 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,880 This is the perfect one for you. 1637 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,760 If you're just starting off, amen, get this one. 1638 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,280 Because you know what? 1639 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,440 It's probably in your budget. 1640 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,520 It's a weeded bourbon. 1641 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,840 It falls in the criteria of something of a very smooth. 1642 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,840 It doesn't have a whole lot of flavor. 1643 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,120 That's really the bottom line. 1644 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,840 You know what I would equate it to? 1645 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,360 It's almost like when you have always 1646 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,360 been a heavy beer drinker, like full body beer. 1647 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,520 And you go back to a light beer. 1648 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,640 And you drink a light beer. 1649 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,600 How often do they say, oh my god, this 1650 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,400 is a beer flavored water? 1651 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,040 Correct. 1652 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,200 They always say that. 1653 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:50,880 Right? 1654 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,800 That's kind of this. 1655 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,080 It's an extreme analogy. 1656 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,080 But that's kind of what we're saying. 1657 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,840 So this is interesting on the backside. 1658 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,720 Breaker weeded bourbon whiskey is 1659 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:07,440 meant to serve as a counterpart to our beautifully bold breaker 1660 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:13,680 bourbon whiskey by replacing the rye in our mash bill with wheat. 1661 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,760 And we have created a bourbon that 1662 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,800 is slightly softer on the palate, remaining true. 1663 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,400 That's absolutely true. 1664 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,640 So that's a minimum of five years in the bottle. 1665 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,280 So basically I taste tea notes. 1666 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:26,920 But it's good. 1667 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,720 Like sweet tea. 1668 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,240 Yes. 1669 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:29,160 Kind of a thing. 1670 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,240 I agree. 1671 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,560 There's nothing wrong with it. 1672 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,400 It's good. 1673 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,520 It is good. 1674 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,080 But we are expecting rich overtones, right? 1675 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:37,800 Yeah. 1676 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:38,640 We're expecting. 1677 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,680 This does not have that. 1678 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,280 The finish is like immediately gone. 1679 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,200 So here's the reason why. 1680 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,600 Because it's the proof. 1681 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840 It's been watered down. 1682 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,800 It's the proof because it's been watered down. 1683 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,600 And I'm sure when it comes out of the barrel, 1684 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,960 it's got a lot of openness. 1685 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,160 We've had some other 90 proofs that 1686 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,720 have more flavor than that, though. 1687 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:58,360 That's true. 1688 01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,200 Yep. 1689 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,080 All right, so I think it's time to rate it. 1690 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,520 All right, I give it a 9.8. 1691 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,600 It's hard for me because, like I said, I almost taste nothing. 1692 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,520 I have a little sweet tea flavor to it. 1693 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,520 Look, I'm going to call it a five just simply because I 1694 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:15,960 don't want to be negative about it, 1695 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,120 but I can't be positive about it. 1696 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,200 So I'm going to give it a five. 1697 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,080 I'm fouring it. 1698 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,080 I was going to give a 5.3 is what I was going to give it. 1699 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,680 I'm going four. 1700 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,600 Four? 1701 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,960 Wow. 1702 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,560 Throughout the high, throughout the low. 1703 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:31,240 I hate to see what a 3 and 1 half is. 1704 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,720 Well, we've got a bunch out there. 1705 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,760 We'll probably find out. 1706 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:34,280 Apparently. 1707 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,800 We've got a special category under Paul. 1708 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,280 Paul. 1709 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,880 For people that don't know, Paul had a one, maybe 1710 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,240 one or two purchases. 1711 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:44,760 No. 1712 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:48,960 No, it was like one or two years of purchases. 1713 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,480 We were getting $30 and $40 bottles of bourbon. 1714 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,280 Here comes the rationalization. 1715 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:54,800 Go on. 1716 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,080 Old granddad won $14, it's $24 a bunch. 1717 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,320 That's when I did our research. 1718 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,840 And you guys were like, oh my god, every bottle I bought 1719 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,440 was amazing. 1720 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,200 Nost. 1721 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,960 As we're finding out, no, it's not. 1722 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,480 4.76666, repeating, of course. 1723 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,240 Repeating, of course. 1724 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,000 Yeah, that's about right. 1725 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,440 Paul had a stretch of bad wins, but I have no idea. 1726 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,680 That is kind of funny, actually. 1727 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,520 We enjoyed it. 1728 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,720 The banter was kind of cool. 1729 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,480 But this one specifically, yeah, you said four. 1730 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,680 Jeff said four. 1731 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,760 Paul said. 1732 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:27,440 Would you mix that with a Coke? 1733 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,280 This is a mixer. 1734 01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,120 I don't know what it would do to the Coke. 1735 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,840 I actually wouldn't even mix it. 1736 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,920 I think Kentucky Gentleman has more flavor than that. 1737 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,680 Yes, I would agree with that. 1738 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,000 Maybe it's the weeded part. 1739 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,240 It's kind of like an Oregon spirit's kind of thing. 1740 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,880 I don't know. 1741 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:46,680 But you're crinkling up your nose and making your. 1742 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,440 If I'm sitting on a patio out in the country at my dearly's 1743 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,440 and somebody hands me this and I. 1744 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,280 Oh, sure, I'll drink it. 1745 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,240 I'm sipping that in a glass. 1746 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,080 Stop, stop, stop. 1747 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:57,920 I'm going to enjoy it. 1748 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:58,760 You're not sipping. 1749 01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,600 You're not sipping. 1750 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,440 I'm going to enjoy it. 1751 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,280 You're not sipping. 1752 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,120 You're going to chug it. 1753 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,080 It's a big gulp. 1754 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,880 OK, I'm gulping on a patio. 1755 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,720 Now maybe. 1756 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,960 I'm going to enjoy the hell out of that. 1757 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,000 Now maybe if we had that first tonight, 1758 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,440 it would have been a different story. 1759 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,840 And then jumped into the. 1760 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,880 The higher. 1761 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,880 Maybe we need to pay attention to that and go, OK, 1762 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,040 if we're going to have a lower proof, 1763 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,280 we need to start with that. 1764 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,240 OK, I'm good with that. 1765 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,000 And then work our way up to the higher proof. 1766 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,360 Instead of starting with the robust one 1767 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,600 and stepping down to that. 1768 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,280 You know what? 1769 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,560 All in all, you know what? 1770 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,120 I'm glad we got the bottle. 1771 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,480 Breaker Weeded Bourbon. 1772 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,880 It's dudes like it's approved. 1773 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,280 Look, it's not on the shit list. 1774 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:36,880 It's not. 1775 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:37,400 It's not. 1776 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,040 It really is not. 1777 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,440 Are we going to replace it? 1778 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,320 No, we're not. 1779 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,640 In fact, we're going to leave it alone. 1780 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,240 We're never going to touch this bottle again. 1781 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:44,720 It's going to sit up there. 1782 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,000 Look, because look, it's almost gone. 1783 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,880 So if we were doing a round to be in the infinity bottle, 1784 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,320 and frankly, I don't want to do that because I'd like to have it. 1785 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,000 I'd like for us to have it because the whole thing 1786 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 about being out for the podcast with bourbon 1787 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,320 is that we have a little an inventory of bourbon. 1788 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,800 It just sits there forever. 1789 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,560 It will eventually get drunk. 1790 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,360 Yeah, it won't. 1791 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,840 Yes, it will because Chuck is going to come over and drink it. 1792 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:06,880 Oh, hey, Chuck. 1793 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,680 How you doing, buddy? 1794 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,480 Wow. 1795 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,120 Oh, cool. 1796 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:11,960 In fact, we need to label it. 1797 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,080 We need to put this on the we need 1798 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,080 to put Chuckster on here. 1799 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,840 Chuckster. 1800 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,560 We can finish it. 1801 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,400 I don't give a fuck. 1802 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,720 I'm just thinking timestamp. 1803 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,680 Is that what she said? 1804 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,600 No, Chuck knows. 1805 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,640 But I think if we do this next week, 1806 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,280 I think we start with the lower proof and work our way up. 1807 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:32,920 Get an agreed. 1808 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:33,880 I don't disagree. 1809 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,520 By the way, Chuck wants to be on the podcast again. 1810 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:37,000 Of course. 1811 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,920 I don't know if we're going to be able to do it for the if we're 1812 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,920 well, are we going to do it? 1813 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,480 Well, we'll talk about it offline. 1814 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,600 Yeah, we'll figure it out. 1815 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,320 Yeah. 1816 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:46,960 Yeah, OK. 1817 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:52,520 Yeah, he's I mean, there's we have a lot of people that are 1818 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,480 man, I'm really enjoying some of our guests. 1819 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,280 Chuck is one of them. 1820 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,320 He's a star. 1821 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,000 Larry. 1822 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,520 Oh, yeah. 1823 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,920 He was a star. 1824 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,080 Larry was a star up here. 1825 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,360 You know, there's we have Kevin last week. 1826 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:03,840 God bless. 1827 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:04,760 Kevin was fantastic. 1828 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,000 We enjoyed the shit out of him. 1829 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,240 I was not expecting what I expected from Kevin. 1830 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,640 Well, they're completely different podcasts. 1831 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,840 Like we have Randy on. 1832 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,760 It's a completely different kind of podcast than what it's just 1833 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,520 the three of us or with another guest or what Rob is on. 1834 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,080 Right. 1835 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:19,760 It's different. 1836 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,960 Yeah, it is. 1837 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,680 And I don't think we've ever had anybody not enjoy it. 1838 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:24,960 Right. 1839 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,040 I think everyone's had fun. 1840 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:26,520 Right. 1841 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:27,080 And it's fun. 1842 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:32,880 I mean, Kevin was looking at his environment. 1843 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,680 The podcast room is it's cool. 1844 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,480 It's intriguing, man. 1845 01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,160 It's got a lot of weird eclectic shit going on here. 1846 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:40,920 There's some very weird stuff. 1847 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,040 It's it's it's real. 1848 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,800 Like when people think about a podcast and they think they look 1849 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,640 at the three of us do for says, you know, we do a podcast. 1850 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,920 And then they walk into this room. 1851 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,280 They're like, look, this is real. 1852 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:52,960 Right. 1853 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,520 It is a real room. 1854 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,080 It's a real podcast room. 1855 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:56,800 It's bad. 1856 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,160 Yeah. 1857 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,600 And we've got a lot of cool stuff. 1858 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,040 We've got Nazi helmets. 1859 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:03,280 We've got Star Wars memorabilia. 1860 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:07,040 I'm talking about the microphones and the microphones 1861 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,320 and the lava lamp. 1862 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,840 And anyway, it is a lot. 1863 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,360 Fun. 1864 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,720 And I hope we make a difference to the people that listen, 1865 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,680 because we enjoy doing it. 1866 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,560 And I know we were all over the place because we're 1867 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,200 at a second half of them back pretty quick. 1868 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,360 Yeah. 1869 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:23,880 Yeah. 1870 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,600 So anyway, Christmas is next week. 1871 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,120 No. 1872 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:27,800 Well, hold on. 1873 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,040 It's two weeks. 1874 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,680 It's we have one. 1875 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,720 So you're not going to be here for next Christmas. 1876 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:33,920 Yeah, I'll be here Wednesday. 1877 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:34,480 Yeah, Wednesday. 1878 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,920 So we're going to podcast Wednesday of this coming week. 1879 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,600 And then you're going to be out of town. 1880 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,320 Then we'll probably then it is Christmas the following week. 1881 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,040 So we'll probably. 1882 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,280 Maybe Jeff and Al will do a little novel. 1883 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,640 We'll wait. 1884 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,880 Really? 1885 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,480 Well, cool. 1886 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,640 Wait, wait. 1887 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,120 All right. 1888 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:54,880 Don't look at me. 1889 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,440 Here we are. 1890 01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:56,960 All right. 1891 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:57,800 Well, excuse me. 1892 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,000 It is the December 12. 1893 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,560 It's Dudes Like Us. 1894 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,000 We have Mr. Producer back there. 1895 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 Thank you for the work, the extra work. 1896 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:05,840 I burped. 1897 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:06,360 I'm sorry. 1898 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,520 I'm trying to like. 1899 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:10,080 I took a big old swig of this brown. 1900 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,120 I'll EQ it so it sounds just right and crisp. 1901 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,720 Nice. 1902 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,400 Moist. 1903 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,120 I'm Paul. 1904 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:18,640 Hold on. 1905 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,160 Hold on. 1906 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:19,720 And I'm Jeff. 1907 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,400 What do we have coming up? 1908 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,080 Are there Christmas parties? 1909 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:24,600 No Christmas. 1910 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,880 I don't have any. 1911 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,160 Do we have any Christmas parties? 1912 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,360 I don't have any office here anymore. 1913 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:30,920 Dudes Like Us. 1914 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:31,440 I'm John. 1915 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:31,960 I'm Paul. 1916 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:47,800 No Jeff.