And we are back.
We are.
We are back.
And I think we're all well seasoned.
Well seasoned.
We have some skinny popcorn so our bellies are rumbling.
And not just that, but Sean says he hasn't eaten dinner so that's not enough to belly.
Oh, we're going to...
We're imbibing in more bourbon tonight.
You did not eat dinner?
I had a few new potatoes.
A few new potatoes?
I had five.
No, four, sorry.
So we're going to hear the typical second half of Sean.
Some thyme or anything?
Thyme, pepper, pepper.
And some Celtic salt.
Celtic salt.
No, no, no, that's important.
Celtic salt.
Well, you know, I read something interesting.
I read some article that said the Himalayan salt is mainly coming out of either Iraq or
Afghanistan now.
Also?
It's a lot.
And the way they're mining it, they're getting a lot of mercury with it.
It's not...
First of all, let's back up.
That is partially correct.
Mr. Producer, can you bring up a map of the Himalayan mountain range?
Yeah, but that's not what...
See, they can get the same salt in the...
China's basically where it's coming from.
So China's producing the salt, the Himalayan salt, the pink salt.
Correct.
And what they're saying is that when they pull up these ore where the salt's coming
from, it's got a lot of some mixture of other stuff in there, which includes mercury, which
includes all kinds of crazy shit.
The Afghanistan salt is actually pretty solid.
All right, let's look at the Himalayan mountain range, because I didn't know it went to Iraq.
I didn't either.
Wow, that's a long range.
Yeah, so click on one of those.
Look at that.
India.
Okay, so Pakistan is north of India, where Nepal's at, and Bhutan, which is south of
China.
So it's a whole region where they're pulling stuff out.
So again, I'm going to go back.
I'm not going to throw stones at...
Shit, I had no idea that range was so...
I'm not going to throw stones at the Himalayan salt, because a lot of it is great.
Yeah, a lot of it's fine.
But I'm going to make recommendations to all our dudes like us listeners out there to abandon
the NaCl, the sodium chloride...
Table salt.
Bleached table salt, because that's exactly what it is.
It's iodized table salt.
Don't eat that.
I don't even know if I have that at my house.
I would have had that at my house for a decade.
Don't buy it.
It's horrible for you.
I recommend that you buy the Celtic salt.
And the reason why I'm so strong on Celtic salt...
I think she-weed.
What is Celtic salt?
Celtic salt is a...
It's heavily peated.
It's smoked.
It's smoked salt.
There's a laundry list of why iodized salt is so bad for you.
Beneficial to your health if taken in moderation, but salt is generally fortified with iodine.
And that is another big thing.
So first of all, the Celtic salt comes with...
Your body exists with what, 92 minerals?
It's comprised of 92 minerals?
I don't know.
Sure.
Celtic salt has...
I thought it was 91.
But Celtic salt has like 82 of the 92.
Celtic salt.
I've never heard of Celtic salt.
I wouldn't reckon you'd get it.
Buy a couple pounds of it.
Seriously.
Costco has an 80 pound bag.
It tastes like salt.
It does taste like salt.
And I don't want to be sarcastic with this, but it comes to you and it's a little bit
juicy.
It's not...
It's kind of moist.
What?
Like wet sand.
No, it's...
But hey, man, it is what it is.
I've got some downstairs.
Sean gave some to me because Julie gets migraines and he said that the Celtic salt, the minerals
in it will help with migraines.
Well, the deficiencies...
Yeah, he gave us a little daggy of it.
Did it work?
It did.
Really?
Yes.
So...
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That is a huge statement to announce right here on the podcast.
No, I'm being serious.
There are people that are frantic, that are...
They're panicked to try to figure out what to do about migraines.
It's a difficult thing to do.
So, what the...
And look, I'm not the authority on any of this shit, but I will share with you collectively
with a bunch of these memes that everybody watches.
I mean, I listened to a Barbara O'Neill...
Ruth Bader?
No, Barbara O'Neill.
Yeah, Barbara O'Neill.
This is some of the dude.
But they were talking about how 95% of the people out there that have migraines can...
It is a simple case of dehydration, and the way to get over that is to take not just salt,
because salt is stripped down to the bare minimum.
Salt is all it is.
It's just for taste.
It does nothing good for you.
In fact, it does the worst for you.
It's preserving meat.
The Celtic salt is the stuff that provides your body with minerals, and it also allows...
Okay, so the science of it is...
I'm starting to get these flashbacks.
Oh, yeah.
Is that the salt...
You have the membrane of the cell.
All right?
The mitochondria?
I don't think that's what it's called.
I think it's the nuclei.
But when you take the salt, what it does is that it allows the fluid or the water to get
into the cell as opposed to staying on the outside of the cell.
They call it cellular viscosity.
Is that the ATP?
It's the ATP.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, you know me.
The CTP is just like the cell.
So much science on this show.
Yeah, yeah.
Just stop.
You guys stop.
We are experts.
Can we go back to...
You get so much bourbon shit wrong, but we got the science nailed.
Let's talk about blasting the shit off the rectum and bade.
That's what we're really good at.
The flaking Celtic salt golf on your nose.
We need authority of nothing.
Where is it?
Why is it Celtic salt?
What does that mean?
Nothing.
Okay.
Is it for the Cliffs of Dover?
Yeah.
What does Celtic salt mean?
Is it Eric Johnson?
What is...
Oh my God.
How many people got that?
I didn't get it.
No, I didn't get it.
What's Eric Johnson?
He's a guitarist.
Eric Johnson is a guitarist.
He had an album called Cliffs of Dover.
No one would know that.
I did.
No one would know that.
That would...
I did.
Is that a Tribune Pursuit Pink Slicer?
You would probably recognize this song.
Yeah, you would know that song.
It's Eric Johnson and Joe Satriana.
There's a list.
All right.
So what does Celtic salt drive from the evaporated ocean water?
As Jeff likes to say, it's a white or cream colored.
Creamy.
It's a substance similar in texture to pink Himalayan salt.
So pink Himalayan salt is also crusty, creamy.
Right.
I'm going to go get it.
It comes from Himalayas, Peru, or Australia.
You've got to...
What's up with that?
Well, it's ocean water.
It's Himalayan salt.
It's a cool name.
Yeah.
Well, it is a cool name.
Well, that is jacked up.
You're right.
It says Himalayan salt comes from rock veins in the Himalayans, Peru, or Australia.
I am pretty sure the Himalayans don't extend down to Australia.
So that is a very loosely termed salt.
I think so.
Yeah.
Who knew?
Where does Celtic salt come from?
Well, there are many benefits to consuming the Celtic salt because sea salt has numerous
minerals as we said in nutrients because ocean water is full of life.
Full of life.
So what are you saying?
Where does it come from?
They just take salt water and evaporate.
Yeah, it's evaporated salt water.
I mean, it's not rocket science.
But it's not coming from Ireland.
They call it Celtic salt, so maybe it's taken off the shores of Ireland.
No, no, 100% not.
It's taken off the shores of...
I think they have the Celtic salt.
It's coming off the coast of Ireland.
It's right off of...
Right off of New Orleans.
Laddie, it's right there.
That's why you got it, right?
Yeah.
Initially.
Yeah.
There's a sec.
That's not cocaine, Kev.
It's from Mexico.
It looks like Himalayan salt.
I spermed in that.
Oh, my God.
You can taste it, but it tastes like salt.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow, that's really deep.
So the Celtic salt's a little bit darker.
It's not iodized salt, so it's not white, but it's kind of gray.
Look, it's not moist.
You made it sound like you're touching a plastic bag, you dumb shit.
I know.
I can tell.
It's like when he first gave it to me.
Nothing's sticking together.
It's not moist.
I can tell.
I'm a scientist, for God's sakes.
Like your scrotum to thigh?
That's exactly right.
When it sticks inside...
Oh, we're off the fucking road.
Yeah.
We need to do this.
All right.
Well, did we do our introduction already?
Start the music over.
Did we do dudes like us?
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
I'm Kevin.
There ain't Kevin.
He's just kind of coming in out of the blue.
All right.
Shows up with an Anaheim fucking pullover on.
What the fuck?
Nice.
What about kosher salt?
I use a lot of kosher salt.
Kosher?
How's that different?
You know the kosher salt?
Yeah.
The blast.
The big grains.
Big crystals.
I thought kosher salt was simply blast.
It's a K.
Well, I think it has to be blast.
Well, it is.
That's part of it.
I just recently was enlightened by that.
I said, what is a kosher...
What's kosher?
Kosher is these guys that are like...
Oh, hold on.
I'm paraphrasing.
Is that from Star Wars?
It's treated a certain way and it's blessed over.
Kosher food has to follow a certain procedure.
It's like a...
Purely processed.
Purely something.
Then it's also blessed over by a rabbi.
The cows have to be christened when they're...
Blessed by a rabbi.
Over, yes.
So there has to be a rabbi blessed.
What's a Muslim equivalent?
It's the...
Halal.
Yeah.
Kosher foods are foods that conform to the Jewish dietary regulation of kashrut.
Kashrut, which means dietary laws.
Laws of kashrut apply to food derived from living creatures and kosher foods are restricted
to certain types of mammals, birds, and fish, meaning specific criteria.
How about salt?
Himalayan salt only.
Grains, herbs, and spices are intrinsically kosher.
Although certain produce grown in the land of Israel is subject to other requirements
such as tithing before it may be consumed.
You take tithing?
Isn't that what that says?
Such as tithing?
Where do you see that?
I thought this gives money to the Mormons.
Right there.
Right?
Tithing.
It is.
It says tithing.
I thought it...
The tithes.
I thought you mentioned the books of the 50s.
Tithing is giving money.
Oh, okay.
The tithe system was organized in the seventh year cycle.
Oh, this is getting too fucking...
The show gets deep.
Too much of a motorcycle in which year tithing.
All right.
So anyways, I highly recommend Celtic salt.
It's like the bidet.
It's very complex.
Like the CPAP machine.
It's very complex.
I would include...I would get rid of all the salt in your house and I would just buy the
Celtic salt.
It's a little bit more pricey, but it's going to have long-term benefits on you.
So we used to buy the hot dogs that were kosher hot dogs.
Right.
From the Costco?
I don't remember where they were from, but now I'm imagining...
The penis and straight funds.
Hebrew National.
Exactly.
So now I'm imagining...you know how when they say if you ever watch a hot dog being made,
you'll never eat hot dogs again?
Right.
So now I'm imagining this rabbi standing in a meat processing center going, oh, God,
I'm going to eat it.
I think they have to...
No, there's like a group of them.
Lead it correctly or something.
Yeah.
And they bless all the hot dogs that are being created there?
No.
You know what I think?
It's all beef.
It's going to be all beef.
It's like these Indian priests that come from India.
And they come here to Dallas, like Lebanon Street, where they have that community where
all the Indians live.
Yeah.
And they come out here and they bless the land.
So they did that for Richwoods.
Well, that's why I'm getting that.
So what I'm saying is that to make it kosher, somebody came over here and they blessed the
facility in which they facilitate whatever product that is.
Correct.
And moving forward, it's blessed.
Yeah.
Hey, look, I'm an orifice that's been blessed.
So anything I shoot out is going to just roll with it.
Yeah.
Orifice.
The Jewish community is going to...
See, you can test that a little bit.
See, you can provide a certification called...
Yeah, I'm thinking so.
I'm thinking so.
It's a certification called...
There's a little bit more to it.
... to verify for kosher food consumers that it has been produced in accordance with Jewish
law.
Yeah.
Which is not extreme, but it's...
I mean, Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
No, I'm serious.
If you've ever read those books, I did.
Is that Old Testament?
It is Old Testament.
Old Testament's hardcore.
Oh, it's hardcore.
Well, and those in particularly are really hard to read.
You talk about very, very detailed, strict rules.
I was like, okay, I'm just going to fast forward because none of this is...
Fast forward.
Well, none of this applies to today's, but it does in Jewish culture, right?
And you know, God bless them.
Yeah, orthodox.
Anyway, so, okay, wow.
We...
We touched on kosher food.
Wow.
We're all over the place.
That was not on the topic list.
Hold on.
I'm going to reel you guys in because...
We're very learned.
We've got a topic we were trying to discuss in the first half because we've got a couple
of the Congress folks, one of them got fired, a Republican Santos.
Well, he got expelled.
He got expelled.
Essentially fired.
Yeah.
By the way, this is really hard to do.
I don't know how I feel about this because it's kind of subverting the will of the voter
in my eyes.
They voted him in.
Yeah, but you can't see his...
Granted, it was kind of on...
It was fraudulent.
... false terms.
Yeah.
Totally.
But you're still opening the door for this to happen again.
Look, I quasi agree with this because everyone's doing it because that's what they're doing.
Essentially, the are all taking fucking backdoor bribes.
Oh, they all are.
They're just not getting busted.
You know?
He got busted.
No, no, no.
In the comments section...
George Santos?
No, no, no.
Santos was a moron.
He lied.
He lied on his...
That's right.
I'm missing my...
Yeah, he was just an all-around full-blooded moron.
Now, you're talking about Mendez.
Now, Mendez is extremely...
That guy.
Right, right.
He's shady.
... shady.
Well, he got busted.
They found gold bars.
Gold bars featured in Senator Bob Mendez's bribery cases are linked to 2013 robbery.
They are customized gold bars that have serial numbers on them.
I didn't know they serialized gold bars.
Oh, yeah.
Four gold bars connected to the FBI search.
Why would you let them melt them off, though?
It's pretty easy to do, right?
It's gold.
Well, look, if he acquired them and didn't know they were stolen.
I mean, ignorance is no excuse for the fall.
That's what he's going to use.
He's like, well, I didn't know.
I just bought them.
Well, I mean, well, hold on.
Kevin, walk us through that.
When you steal your gold and you melt off the serial numbers...
My gold.
Yeah, my gold bars, I always burn off the serial numbers just in case.
Just in case.
Just like our guns, right?
But let's...
Walk us through the best way to do that.
But look, let's put this in perspective.
When the police went in there, what they found...
Easy to burn off.
They found $500,000 in cash...
Oh, my God.
... and 22 gold bars.
Wow.
How many of them were serialized?
Just four?
I'm sure they all were.
I know, but were they found to be in a robbery?
That's unbelievable.
That is red-handed shit, man.
So 22 bars, how much is a bar of gold worth?
2,000.
Oh, no.
2,000 an ounce right now.
Well, I know, but a bar is more than an ounce.
Well, I know.
2,000 an ounce.
How much is a bar of gold worth?
Probably 10 ounces, right?
No, that's pretty heavy, right?
You ever watch Gold Rush?
You ever watch that show, Gold Rush?
Yeah.
That's... gold's pretty dense, right?
That's gotta be like a pound.
Well, hold on.
There's lots of different sizes of gold bars.
I'm sure there's a standard...
Well, 100 ounces.
There you go.
200,000.
I wish there was some way we'd know how much a gold bar is worth.
Well, it depends on the size of the gold bar.
Well, and there's all sorts of different sizes of gold bars.
Well, let's just say he had...
I think it's a standard.
I'm pretty sure gold bars is a standard.
I would imagine 10 ounces.
1,000 grams.
How much is 1,000 grams?
You guys bought the whiskey gold bars.
1,000 grams is $63,277.
So 22 times 64,000 is what?
Oh, the gold bar is 63...
Well, it can't be... it can't be a 1,000-gram gold bar.
Why not?
It's a kilogram.
It's only two...
Well, the ones they showed in the pictures were not that big.
No, they were like...
Gold's heavy.
Well, I know, but the ones in the pictures were not that...
A pound of gold bar is under 30,000.
Is that what he said?
That's what I'm looking at.
A pound of gold bar... a one-pound gold bar, $28,702.
I'm thinking they were five-ounce bars, to be honest.
No, I'm being serious.
No, no.
When you look at the picture and you look at the size of the...
What are you saying?
The serial number?
Yeah, they were just like this big.
A little granola bar size.
That's...
Yeah, seriously.
Probably a pound.
I thought there was a standard.
I have no idea.
It's heavy.
Gold is heavy.
You think there'd be a standard, but I guess not.
I don't know.
Here we are.
We're experts.
It's just gold, right?
Yeah.
Gold and gold.
In addition to...
They were valued at more than $100,000 at the time.
All of them together.
So that's four of them.
Okay, so 25 grand apiece.
But it says there's 22 of them.
Who keeps a half million dollars in cash at their home?
That's crazy.
Well...
He tried to explain that because he's Cuban.
Crazy.
No, no, no.
What I do, I always take a portion of my salary in cash.
Every week.
Every two weeks.
That's what I negotiated with my company.
I got a sock bar.
I have gold bars.
I have a sock bar.
You're safe.
I do a lot of it in pennies and nickels, too.
Yeah, well, mostly in pennies and nickels.
That's smart.
Rats can't eat that.
The second floor of the far bedroom is like...
It is smart, Kevin.
It is like...
It's caving down because of the weight of all those nickels and pennies.
That always makes me think of the...
In Israel, there was a guy that stashed cash in his mattress.
He stuffed his mattress with cash.
And his kids surprised him with a new mattress.
Yep.
And they went to the landfill looking for the mattress stuffed with cash.
Couldn't find it.
Didn't find it.
You know, I've seen the question of would you take $2 million just outright or would
you take two times a penny every day for a month?
Two times what?
You take that, right?
Because it doubles.
So, right.
So the first day you get one penny, the second day you get two pennies, the third day you
get four pennies, eight, 16.
Yep.
Oh, now you're talking about mathlete kind of stuff.
Correct.
For a month, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Where are you going to put all these pennies?
Do you say, do I take those two million or what is 30 days worth of pennies going to
be worth?
Basically, what do you think that's going to be worth?
800 pennies.
There's...
Am I close?
It's a shit ton of money.
Am I close?
No.
It's a huge amount.
It's a shit ton of money.
Yeah, but where are you going to put the pennies?
It doesn't matter.
You go to the bank with a big bag and you say, cash it out.
Then you got to buy a $300,000 dump truck.
No, it's all theoretical.
You're not actually getting pennies.
Well, did you hear about the guy that got into a lawsuit with the auto mechanic and
the auto mechanic and you wanted to refund?
No, no, no, no.
I apologize.
I want to stop right now.
I want to calculate this and I'm trying to figure out, is it 0.01 to the exponent of
30 because it's 30 days?
Well, you're multiplying by two every single day.
It's compounded with interest.
No interest, but...
So it's 0.01 times two with an exponent of 30.
I don't know.
Not one plus two.
Why are we doing this?
It's one because you have 0.01 times two in parentheses with an exponent of 30.
That's right, exponentials.
Yeah, but your alpha brain already wore off, dude.
So don't worry about that.
So try to get the math.
I mean, you should be able to Google it.
It's a common question.
It's a known thing, yeah.
It's a known thing that you take the pennies.
Yeah.
Anyway...
It's crazy.
Listen to this.
This guy got into a major disagreement with his auto mechanic and demanded a refund.
Regarding what?
They went back and forth.
Oh, probably like...
Regarding what?
He probably was complaining about the fact that he fixed it and he said he was going
to fix it, but he didn't fix it and he sued him and he won.
And the car mechanic had a truck back up to his driveway and dumped a mound of pennies
as his payment.
Payment.
And look it up.
Look it up.
Car mechanic, penny lawsuit.
How long ago was this?
I want to know where they procure all these pennies.
And he sued him for doing this and he won for that too, I think.
Here we go.
US sues shop owner who dumped 91,000 pennies on ex-worker's driveway.
Oh, okay.
It was a...
I saw that.
I saw the picture.
Yeah, it was an employee dispute.
I think I saw a picture of that.
Yeah.
Oh, and so the labor department got involved.
Oil covered pennies.
Like a wheelbarrow.
Oh, listen to that.
Oil covered pennies.
Not just pennies.
Oh, so you're shooting oil wads on there?
Sticky mess.
It took nearly seven hours to clean up.
That is kind of a total Elon Musk, kind of fuck you kind of...
Yeah, what kind of oil though do you think they used?
I think it was probably olive oil, but in one of those light colored bottles.
Not an extra virgin, just light olive oil.
Yeah.
A lightly squirted one.
Which means it probably spoiled and became rancid.
Right.
Very rancid.
All right.
Anyway.
So that comes out to 5.36 million.
Oh, which still...
Yes.
I'd say 15 though.
We're still talking about pennies.
Yes.
If you ever get that offer, choose the pennies.
I will.
Choose the pennies.
I have several times and I've declined the pennies every time and I'm kicking myself
now.
See, you only took the two million.
I'm so stupid.
Stupid.
But I took the two million 10 times.
Yeah.
So...
You could have had so much more.
So I'm going to tell another story.
When I lived in Buenos Aires, when I lived in Buenos Aires, I was a second grader, second
and third grader.
See, Paul has been all over the world, right?
I have.
That's what I got from the podcast.
Yes.
He's a world traveler.
He is a world traveler.
I am a world traveler.
Yeah.
Anyway, when we were there...
At least three places.
Including Houston.
Thailand.
Oh, you know what?
The most foreign country was Houston.
Of all the places I grew up.
I believe it.
Shit, you're not.
Houston.
I'm being dead serious.
It was so bad I got messed up in it.
Anyway...
Houston is a serious, not a country.
Whatever.
Dumb ass.
Oh my God.
I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
Where did you go to school?
This is going to be the first podcast where we get physical altercation.
Yeah.
Right.
Only white guy.
Anyway, I lived in Buenos Aires and hyperinflation hit where their value of the peso just dropped.
And so we're leaving...
I remember that.
That was...
Crazy.
That was 1978.
That's what the George mark that you maybe you may be right. I think it was right around there. That's when the door
It was a tail end to mark 50-fifty dollar. It was it was the tail end of when I lived there
Anyway, and check this
We were leaving our house to walk to school. We walked to school every day and there was a mound a mound of coins
Dumped like, you know dumped on the trees and I was like, oh my god
Look at all this money and it was a protest by people who were pissed off
That just dumped all their coins now worth a thousand nothing. I think it was worth a thousand thousands
thousands thousands suffering a second it was a thousand for the penny
Seriously, imagine that overnight
So it take a thousand of these to make one cent one penny and so they just dumped them in the streets as a protest
Well, they're they're worthless at that point. Yes
I scooped them up. I was like
And it was falling through my fingers I was like, you know, did you wear a couple of pasties pasties
Did you see pasties coins on the nips? What I did. Yes
Right on
Wow, this got dark, you know, it is interesting though cuz I'm on the flip side of that
I remember living in in Germany at that same time and the the Deutschmark went up to two mark 50
He's trying to one up me. No, I'm not
Each mark what I'm saying is that I was just a patient experience of going to like we would go to the swimming pool
And we go to the cafeteria that they had there the little the little mark there and I could show up with a dollar
And imagine a dollar gets to mark it gets two and a half times the amount of whatever currency they have there
Right Washington, right?
crazy, yeah, I
Was getting that was I'll have a two of those three those fighters
Him like American dollar they're like, oh, that's that's the only girls are kind of like I'll have you as well
What was he 10
Well, I think I was nine
I
Of age army kid. Yep in Germany. Yes of age, isn't it?
in Germany
Culture no age limit when you're you are that age. Well, I mean if you can reach the bar you could drink wine in Germany
I know see right Ryan or schnapps and
also on the
The the TV the commercials they have you they show boobies. Oh
Oh seriously with all his George Washington's he was running the red light
You had your own I guarantee
Yeah, you had you on that on the military compound was a pimp with the absolute
Produce more you only produce ten tricks that's like come on. Yeah, I got some George Washington's he used to 15
She's it is off the fucking chart the rails
So the the senator Bob Menendez they're gonna they're gonna go to jail him, too
Well, I tell you what I give credit to Federman if you saw he was actually on the view
You know what you made sense nailed it. Yes. I was shocked. I was like, yeah, was that a complete sentence?
Yeah, I thought he was like completely could could not do that. Well, apparently he's getting better at least
Oh, well, I don't know but that but that maybe he needs to subscribe the same shit
He's taken and give it to Biden. So Biden completes can complete some complete sentences. Well, he had a stroke
So you need it right now?
well, he had a stroke you can't recover from those things and he made I
Hate giving him credit, but he made an excellent point. It's like if you want to expel him for what he did
how do you then des is
Ten times worse and what Santos and a Democrat and a Democrat you got to give him credit for that
Yeah, it's Democrat attacking a Democrat or and I'm not just saying that Republican attacking a Republican
There's right and wrong guys, right?
Nobody I'm really happy people are embracing that, you know, I'm happy he embraced that me too and shared it me too
You know, there's crazy shit going on. I think we spoke a little bit about the the first half the Congress the
title nine
This this just crazy
Yeah, it's insane. The fact that people are still getting a rest over the January 6th stuff is absurd. I just I it's it reeks of
political persecution
Correct. It's someone we don't want reeks of it was a it's in jail right now
Are you kidding or six? Yeah
And and what did they do
He was there. He was okay there but no he they had
I mean he they had video of him breaking shit six years. Yeah, he's no he had they had they had video of him doing stuff
Wow, really? Yeah, you know she
Do himself for the cops and throwing throwing firecrackers and
Well, then there's that you know, yeah, that's crazy. He was he was there. He was working with us for a while. We
Yeah
Was he like a kind of style? No, he was he an FBI informant?
He was a Trump guy. Oh, he was a Trumpian. So he was just that's that's too bad
In other words, he was let's be honest
There are Trump supporters who are radicalized and were crazy and were and were radicalized during that event
Now you blame Trump all you want which is bullshit in my opinion. He was simply saying let's go over there and let's protest peacefully
And I think it was instigated. I think there was hold on hold on. I am detecting
Yeah, something over from the corner. What I'm not a Trump guy. So
But walk us through why you're not
Really actually really I would be more interested in hearing what you are as opposed to what you're not. I
Was a Republican I was a regular Republican back in the day, okay, but
It changed what changed?
Things changed I voted
Remember Ross Perot
See I voted for him. I'm the reason George lost you guys
Trump now Trump is a major league douchebag, right? Oh, yeah
We agree. All right, we'll ever
douchebags run a type business
You
Know he's you have the force I've been bankrupt come on. He's not he's not a type business
He's bankrupted casinos, which how do you bankrupt a casino? It's very hard to do right? He borrowed against it
Hold on what are you though? I'm a small L libertarian libertarian
Libertarian there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing much. So who's your candidate though? I don't have a candidate
That's what I've been politicians are fucked right?
Cuz if you're gonna be a politician you have to but you have you're gonna vote
You gotta toe the line if you want to put your foot down. I don't know
Where's the I have to vote against Trump bottom line. I have to go vote against Trump
So you would matter as a small that's a small libertarian you're gonna cuz I think trumps it. No, I have to vote against Trump
Which he's not saying he's voting. No, there's other evidence out there. Yeah, there's gonna be
I got yours gonna be a libertarian can I vote where my vote matter time out time out in the primary?
Of course, you're gonna vote you're gonna vote something opposite of Trump in the primary
What does that Trump Trump's gonna be the public? Of course, yes. So what are you voting in the presidential election?
I'll have to vote for the third party some third party. I might vote third party like Robert F. Candy, Jr
No, I'm maybe maybe a funny interesting
Really? It's not crazy
I am I am I I don't know if the words enthralled. I really want to know
The I know he's a jackass, but the day
We all have a horrible person. Okay, I think he's a horrible person. No, I know it
I know, you know it right come he he's a
Arrogant narcissist smarmy bastard, right? All politicians. I agree. He's a pathological liar. He's a misogynist
All
Things said and done he cheats his golf. He's a golf cheat that that bottom line
It's over right? Yeah. Yeah cannot cheat a golf too. I'm voting for Hillary
So, you know, I don't even keep score at golf. I have so I look at
I've never kept. Yeah, I look I look at policy over yet. Trump is an asshole
Total. Yeah, but his policy and it makes me mad
Sense because I wish he wouldn't run his platform and his policy is good for America, but he's such a fucking asshole
And you and it doesn't raise it. He doesn't drink
Trust the guys doesn't drink. You're a trust the guy doesn't drink. He doesn't line. Yeah, he doesn't drink right? What a dick
There you go. There you go. Very good
Well, I agree with you on a lot of that stuff, right? But I still think of all the candidates out there
I'm not gonna vote with my emotion because I dislike a person. I want the guy that's gonna do the best job
I want the best applicant for the job. I think Biden Biden is such a zero zero
It's so hard to vote for Biden. But so who is better for the there's no one better for the country
I think no Trump is better. Somebody's got to be better for the country
our politics evolve so
Left and right. Yeah, the extremes have taken over agreed agreed with that
That's why I'm so happy with this world better for the country
That's something he's got to figure out yeah, it's a game show now, yeah, it is the rock
You know, I vote the rock right now. I vote for him right now
Just because he's nothing I
Just it's crazy. It's crazy. I think you nailed it. It's like no one
I think I can't no one who has a horse in the race feels like
Anything's good for the country
There's nobody that unites this country if you have to be if you're gonna be a politician
You've already sold out. That's right forever, right?
There's nobody there unite this country really how depressing. Yeah, it is depressing right? That's
Your savior at this point, there's no
Let's put who we have on the there's nobody you have Sarah Huckabee that's not running you have you've got Jim Jordan
That's not right. What about Greta Thunberg?
Who's that big fat guy?
No, oh my god. Oh my god. I was you were him
I put him over a spit and eat him before I better than anyone. He's better than Trump. No way. I disagree on that
He's just as dirty. He's New Jersey. Yeah
That guy shut down a
Road a bridge so that he could know he was he could win an election to shut off. No, no, no, no
It was it was it was payback
for
The people that did not vote for him or something like that. He shut a whole bridge down. Yes
Yeah, because because he was angry at whoever it was that did something bad to him
Correct. And so he was like he was like, okay. Well, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and do some construction on this bridge
Today, how about that? It was something like that. Yes, it was something like that
But I thought it was to enter a body boss very union boss payback kind of bullshit
Yeah, but it was to hinder votes that they couldn't get to the voting booths
Not what I remember. I remember I think that's why I wouldn't put it past him. He's a slimy piece of shit
Well, well regardless, they're all slightly Christie are
Chris Christie Chris Christie. So yeah, he's a butt nugget. I mean, but I mean look like we got Nikki Haley and she's just another dick
a dick
There's there's no good candidates. There's there's dick Cheney dick Cheney. Yeah, you know in
Yeah, so I mean Carrie I can't think of you need one solid
I mean really Jim Jordan at this point is really the only one I have any when the speakership well
He he's a month the speakership. What about?
Vibe it by vague the vague. I'm scared interesting. I'm scared of him, but I like scared of him too
He's a cannon the loose cannon man. He has no idea what he's talking about sometimes
Yeah, I think he just kind of no way no way. Well
No, we have the name. He's a huge. Well, first of all, he's a huge proponent for Trump. How do you feel about that?
Well, he's actually hold on that's not true. Well, he's a huge proponent for Trump policy. Yes, let's let's phrase
Let's let me phrase that so cuz look you can't deny Trump's policies are superior than what we got going on right now
America first. Yes
He says that
Forget about what Trump says
Independent forget about what Trump says and let's just talk about his policies because we all know he's a he's a jackwhack. Yeah
So I mean, but we just talk about the policies is strictly no policy driven and you know
I know this is a boring topic, but no open borders energy energy independence
Last regulations on on on corporations so they can small businesses. Yep, and small businesses
What what are the other generic platform? I do?
Enforce crime the troops out. Oh, yeah troops out of a get out of wherever get get out of foreign war
Yeah, everywhere. I agree with that and and start enforcing crime
I mean the the laws so that the clamp down on crime, right?
Clamp down on crime, right? Um, he's a big big part of that
These are all solid, you know, Kevin. I got it. I got to hand it to you. You listen to our podcast
Yeah, and you still came on
No, no, seriously, I got a hand it to you came in here and threw a fucking anti-trump bomb on us
And I I'm proud of you. Yeah
Wagon, yeah, that's all I wanted to hear. No
No, we always say that he is a jack-like
Sean shit his pants when you said that
Smell it from here. You know what? I just realized is that the vague Ramaswami is a Cincinnati boy. Oh my god
Now you got a vote for him. He went to St. Xavier High School. I imagine that's the same same st
Less than multiple st. Xavier that's in Cincinnati Wow
Did is he a Bengals?
Yeah, but one of those one of those private schools is just click on that st. Xavier high school
See if it's the one moment. I don't know. Is this a group hug moment for Jeff? No Jeff. Hey those st. Xavier guys
Yeah, St. David guys fuck them right and it's a it's a Christian. It's a Christian see yeah
It's a Christian high school, it's like Jesuit over here right now
Yeah, those are the dirtiest ones right
What but the fake is I don't know if he's Muslim or he's Hindu but he would know no indeed guys are not Muslim
There are there are
You talk about a diverse nation, I mean I some amazing together
It's amazing. They hold their shit together. They are Christian
Muslim and Hindu okay, and they are different shades of skin color
I mean, I see I have really close Indian friends and they talk about how the north versus the south was the
rest
All I see them all day long and they and just within their own nation they have skin color discrimination
They all over the cast system is all crazy. Yeah. Yeah. How do they hold their shit together?
It's kind of like message. It's kind of like Mexico. We spoke of this last week or yeah
I mean Mexico has a bunch of Spanish people in here, which I realize you're like you're like call themselves Mexicans because they live there
Right, but the real Mexicans that were there from their dark. Yeah, like they're very
the indigenous Mexican people
And my guys that work for me even said he goes there because when the whole BLM George Floyd thing happened
There's lots of discussions, which is ridiculous
It bubbled up indigenous shit in every country in the world
And you know and we I talked to him about it and they brought up the like the others
Racism in Mexico because when I go to Mexico City, I see Mexicans. I don't see black people
I don't see many white people. I mean, there's light-skinned Mexicans, but
Not like me I'm pale but yeah
But he said he goes
There's a picture next to the word honky. Yeah, I don't want to be a dick. It's obnoxious. Right?
I glow you're about as white as it gets and
One of the guys got oatmeal in your back pocket
One of the guys said that the that the the real racism happens against the
Indigenous Mexicans. Yeah. Yeah
Every single country in the world deals with this
Deals with it. They do they deal with migrants. They deal with people that are not from there
They deal with skin color differences within different areas of their country
They deal with every single country in the world deals with this. Would you see what's happened in Ireland? Yes in Dublin
It's crazy. Let's almost to the point where you don't want to go to Dublin at this point
What happened the riots because of the stabbing the mile was happy
It's all the stabbing that killed like four people. It's all the wood
Ballistic. Yeah, well, there's a huge immigration problem. They're angry about the migrant situation in Europe in general
They're just open borders letting all everybody's in correct and they're like it's changing a culture
It's changing who we are and they're getting government subsidies and they're all the things that we've been talking about where they're like in New York
Like we discussed this and like in the Scandinavian era specifically Sweden where they had an open border policy and they've got
It's a it's right on to train wreck. It's a train wreck. They have no go
Go zones where that's absurd to have a no-go zone where the police won't go because it's dangerous
What's up one country where that the far right wing candidates just won Argentina or no
Norway Scandinavia one of those Scandinavian country. Oh, I don't know but Argentina just had yeah, I'm gonna go with three different guesses
Sweden something happened Finland or Norway or Denmark
It might have been Denmark Denmark know in my damn it the one I didn't guess
Or the other thing is that the far white guy just won a Copenhagen something
Well, we all I've been there well with a Copenhagen Little Mermaid style I have I'm not kidding
Well, we also have a new guy who just got elected in Argentina
He's a Trump Trump endorsed. Yeah, he's apparently the
Libertarian Trump. He's a libertarian. Yeah, he's hardcore. He's much for cutting government
I saw some video of libertarians. His hair is crazy. He is kind of crazy hair just like Trump
But I saw a video of him and they had all of the all of the divisions of the government
You know the Department of Education
And he was like we're getting rid of this we're getting rid of this
Yeah, this well rid of this we're getting right. Fuck. Yeah, you know reduce the size of government is bloated everywhere
And he was that he was all the big one rocked. It was all the big ones education energy all that shit
That's what we need to do with you. Whatever their version is down there. I hope we get that virus
No, that's not we're not gonna get it, you know
It's an office Trump is gonna cut cut cut cut cut cut he's gonna cut so many programs and I'm happy to hear that
He's gonna get rid of the CIA what drives me crazy though
He'll is when Liz Cheney says he will not give up his office. He was going to be a dictator
We're going to the fear-mongering the fear-mongering he tried he tried
No, he did he did try he tried so hard to keep us off
He questioned the he questioned the election just like Hillary question the election just like Al Gore
Person would have
To salvage what they felt that they're being ripped off
Would you deny that Hillary Clinton said that her election was stolen I don't know what she did. Yes, she did
She said it was really
But what happened she didn't she didn't all of the Hillary supporters
Storm the cap
What they did January 5th January 5th when Hillary supporters
Yeah, the pussy hats that the pussy hat walk that happened Madonna's like I want to blow up the White House
She got a visit from the FBI. It happened on January 5th. Yes
All right. Look, let's have both sides. Let's change gears because I'm glad you guys are talking about it
Yeah, well, you know what we all recognize that you are talking about
Great. We all recognize it but at the end of the day, it's you know, we're all about policy
We all what's best for our families. We all right. What's that for the growth of America?
Yes, and what's more about my retirement? Yeah
That's it. And you know what sucks real all my retirement account. No, we're all being screwed
Yeah, we all are by the left and the right. Yeah, we're settings and Democrats
Well, they're in it for themselves. We're sending money all over the planet. We're sending a trillion dollars
everywhere else on the planet except for our own selves our
Airports are like a third world country, you know, they've got crazy. You know what the number one priority for this country needs to be
sexy I
Like yeah sex was a really good answer
So bing one answer that is number one and what was yours me me me
Yes, just generally me. Okay me attitude
term limits
Yes. Yes changes
Everything. Yep. Think about what the purpose of a politician going to hollywood, right a
politician going to Congress what their goal is a career, right?
Did I give that to you in a vacuum pack as soon as you make term?
Limits you the focus it changes why they're there but what you can and they do things for that. What are you? What's going on?
Are you guys cutting some some some?
Throwing around a bag of cocaine here and you're asking how to cut it Celtic Celtic salt the fuck you ever snort that stuff
I just man ha ha as good. I just made the most profound statement of the podcast
I'll be the last ten pod term limits term limits. You missed it cuz you're a snorting. I heard it
No agree 100% we all agree on terms term limits for sure, but they're never gonna
They're never gonna do it. It's not right to make it cuz that's a vote on it themselves
Exactly, right. So right. So how does it happen? Well, you got a whole Congress bingo
What's that continental Congress?
That mean a convention of states, correct? That's the other way to to implement
constitutional amendments that they wrote into the Constitution because they knew they knew that
Congress would get so fucked up and so self-centered
And so yeah, they knew that they said, okay
We're gonna put in a safety valve in the Constitution for the convention of states
Outside of Congress the 50 states can get together and have a convention and they can pass amendments and one of them the only one
Seriously, if they don't do anything else
Term limits and there's nothing wrong with term limits. I mean really brilliant. It's it it'll solve all those problems
We would we would not have Joe Biden in office right now. We had term limits
We were take off 50 or is it a percentage of the state? Hold on top of that Kevin?
Guess what? We wouldn't have Trump in office the last time had
There been term limits. The reason why Trump went into office was because he wanted to help the United States
For say so I'm just saying if we had term limits, he wouldn't be running. Well, there are term limits
Hold on. There are term limits on the president. That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's cuz FDR won like four times
And I think and I think at local one in local elections
You also have like our mayor will will I think four times is it right? Right?
So this is critical, but at a federal level there are none Senate. You can run forever
Congress you can't as well
No, uh, yes forever forever congressman and and say look at Nancy Pelosi now
Now granted there's a six-year term for the senator and a two a two-year term for the congressman
Correct. Oh my god. I saw a OC today on that that title nine
thing and
She only reinforced the fact that she's a ding bet
Every time she I mean I give her the benefit of the doubt every time I really want to listen to her
And you know what? It's not just her on the left. It's some of these guys on the right, too
Some of the shit they say is stupid. It is in a whirlwind of nothingness
I know they just talk in circles and I'm just like dude
Say what you're gonna say. Shut the fuck up. Here's the thing. Nobody's serious
They're not serious because it doesn't change anything. It doesn't because they are career politicians
Saying whatever it takes to get the next election vote they get a sound bite
I mean, but if you're there for only two terms and that's it. Hey, I was really pretty though. You know, you know
Listen, I love the way it laid on her shirt. I followed the contour of her breast. Think about it. Well breasted by the way
Yes, and when you know, it doesn't matter what you do. You're not coming back next year, right?
You're gonna be there to do what matters for your constituents
Well, you would hope instead of I've got a year left to make a billion dollars
That too that too
It's probably you know, what it's probably gonna start out being that way deals gonna make probably gonna start up. What can we drum up now?
Yeah, how can I make as much money in four years instead of two years? I hate that you're right. I hate it
All right. Let's move on to something happy. Let's talk about movies or music or or things we listened to when you were a kid
How about it up to Kevin?
All right. Well, how about we talk about the
Bourbon. Oh, yes little book. This is one that uh,
Kevin introduced us to
It is it's a Jim Beam product. I believe isn't it? It's a beam product. This is Jim Beam
Little book and I cannot read that because my eyeballs I can't I can't read it
And the font and the color is basically an infinity ball. Okay, that's too big. Oh, that's right
So this is a little book chapter seven in retrospect. Look at all these made from that's like that's like your infinity bottle
So it's a it's a blend of two four six
Eight four
One two, three, four eight
It's the eight previous so we got eight and let me run down the years
We have an eight year a 17 year a 10 year a nine year a five year and then it goes to
Uh finished. Oh, no, it goes to a four year in a four year. So it's seven seven
Because this is chapter seven malt whiskey and rye whiskey in there, too. Yeah, there's a there's a
Rye, so i'm guessing that's straight. There's probably like a thimble worth of 18 year
And a thimble and a half of 17 year
Probably
Uh, well, who knows just good just to make it just to make I would suspect there's more than that kevin you want to
I thought it was great. You want to refill something?
No, I mean, yes, but uh, i'll go get you i'll go get you something. So hold on
What are we drinking again? We're drinking little book little little book by okay
And and jeff talk about the presentation of it. It came in a what came in a nice wood box
With a nice little uh plexiglass cover. Yeah
And how much was this?
Was it expensive it had to be 100 bucks maybe
one
Low ones. Yeah 120 bucks, maybe yeah, okay
Um, i haven't had that. Yeah. Thank you
Um about 120 bucks, I guess yeah
Yeah, and uh, it came with a nice little uh
Hang tag with all the breakdown. Yep. And what's cool about this is it's a blend of all the previous little books is what I believe it is
Nice that is
Or it's a little book always a blend. It's always a blend always a blend. It's always a blend
Can we go to the nose? Can you can you pivot?
On the website, mr producer that I want to say they don't call it. They don't call it a blend. What do they call it?
They call the whiskey. They call the whiskey, but yeah, they call it a commingle
A commingle. Well, that's a good way to get around it. Fred. No, so it says down the bottom on the blue thing. It says
commingled by freddy. No
Commingled and freddy knows or a legendary. All right. So the color is a deep russet
With chipping guys like a potato the arom just like the russet potato
Aroma is a subtle
sweetness with notes of clove spice
And the taste is slightly floral which is kind of gay sounding but slightly floral with light smoke and sweet vanilla
Followed by caramel you mean like happy
Yeah, right because if you guys say you have slightly floral with light smoke and sweet vanilla. What is the proof on this again?
Uh, it's pretty stout producer. It's not it's not low proof. Yeah, it's pretty high
If it's I thought it was like a hundred no if it's stout
producer
This is super impressive
Right. Actually, I enjoy it. It's good. How good is this?
It is a hundred and eighty-eight
Wow
It's a hundred and eighty-eight proof
No, that was a typo
A hundred and eighteen proof point one
Right, but it's
Gentlemen drink's pretty smooth. This is very rare. I'm going with an eight point one. This is outstanding for this proof, right?
I'm going eight point one
eight
Go
Yeah, eight and a half at least eight and a half. Yeah, i'm thinking eight one to eight two. Damn this
This is good. It's good. Again, I always gauge it against Elijah craig barrel proofs. Yeah
Because those are the some of our favorites standing. That's your top
Well some of them, right this is going to be right up there with them, right?
Because some of those i'll give an a4 under the this is more like your guy's infinity barrel, right?
It's like eight different whiskies in there.
Those Elijah Craig's are usually in the eight and a half points.
And this is right up there with it.
All right.
So let's make sure we label it again.
It's Little Book.
Little Book, not Single Barrel.
It's not Single Barrel because it's a blend.
So Little Book comes out like maybe three times a year, maybe?
Yeah.
Four times a year.
And they're all different releases, right?
Chapter 7.
So it's Little Book, a commingle.
Nice.
All right, this is excellent.
Excellent.
Wow.
Hard to find.
Now.
I don't know how you guys found this.
Now, sometimes.
Oh, oh.
What's that?
It's crazy.
What's that?
Luca one?
Sometimes, you know.
Oh.
You just.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, I don't know, Kevin.
We showed up.
Crazy.
And you were like, hey, guys.
I don't know.
So.
Do you want a Little Book?
I'm sure no one texted you and told you it was here.
So let me ask you a question.
It came out in an odd box.
Let me ask a question to see if we can be honest about this.
Now, if we had had Little Book in the first half of the podcast versus the second half
of the podcast, is there an influence there?
Because we're a little, you know.
No, I don't think so.
We're loose, right?
I think Good Bourbon stands on its own.
I think.
I'm going to agree with that.
I think you just know Good Bourbon, right?
Yeah.
We could pull some bad stuff out and see if it's good.
That is what you guys should be doing.
Where's that old Williamsburg?
Pull that out.
Yeah.
Let's see how that is.
And I'm like, oh my god.
This week's a coconut.
We've got some bad ones out there we could try.
Mommy, come on.
That's a good point, though.
I think the more you've had.
The better it tastes.
Well, you know.
I'm just saying.
You feel better.
Your taste buds have been kind of deadened.
But yeah.
I mean.
A little bit.
Good Bourbon's Good Bourbon.
Are your taste buds deadened tonight?
No, I don't think so.
Have they been exercised?
All right.
So I'm going to go with a 3.1 considering how slosh we are.
3.1.
3.1 out of 10?
No.
I'm kidding.
I'm sticking with the 8.1.
Jeff was like, no.
No.
He's just joking, folks.
This is really, really good.
Yeah, that's a good drink.
Yeah, this is one of our top ones.
It's extremely good.
All right.
It was a good lead.
Thank you for those people that did the deed for us.
I think we got a text.
I think someone was there in a matter of minutes.
Yeah.
Because someone was circling.
Well, first off, Jeff.
Jeff circles.
He's the kind of job.
He's got the kind of job where he can just go wherever he wants.
Yeah, he's got a headset on.
He just sits out in the parking lot just waiting for the text.
And he's got the 20-mile headset radius.
Right.
20 miles?
20 miles.
Very impressive.
So I hooked up to my computer at home.
Well, first off, he deals with computer equipment.
So he gets top notch.
He's going to have ear cancer.
Top of the line, everything.
So he circles Total Wine and now Specs.
And waits for the unicorns to arrive.
How long does that take from here to Total Wine?
How long does that drive?
In the middle of the day, maybe 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
You can make it in seven.
My best time is six and a half minutes.
Have you been watching Formula One?
I take it.
This is my wife's car, five.
By the way, not to make another subject change,
but we've been watching Formula One based on your recommendation
on Netflix.
It's a great, out-fucking-standing show.
It is riveting.
I heard it was a good show.
We are so sucked in.
Yeah, it's good.
Every single night, it's like, I'm working late or something.
She's like, are we going to have time to watch Formula One?
This is my wife.
My wife is like, it's time for Formula One.
You know, Jack Daniels had that special edition, Formula One.
It's just a box, isn't it?
Yeah, but still.
A pass.
Not for the price they want for a box.
I think it was still just the box and labeling.
It was McLaren, wasn't it?
McLaren F1.
It's so interesting how I knew nothing about Formula One racing.
I still don't.
I didn't either.
I watched it.
I was like, I'm a fan.
I want to go watch one of these races now.
That's what I told Shelly.
I said, bucket list item.
It just dropped in.
They have it in Austin, Texas.
We need to in person watch a Formula One race.
We're going to know the drivers.
Let's get a Dudes Like Us event going and we'll rally the troops and find out who are.
It's not a cheap adventure.
It's not.
Well, go on.
It's $45,000.
Yes.
Oh, well that is.
To do what?
To watch Formula One?
Kevin's sweet.
$45,000.
Yeah, Kevin's like, fuck that.
We'll hold Kevin down.
We'll donate one of his Kevin's kitties.
No, it's not that much, but it'll be several hundred bucks.
I watched NASCAR at Fort Worth for nothing.
But hold on.
How's it cost to watch Formula One?
It cost $45,000.
No, no, no, no.
I was kidding.
But how much can you get for a kitty?
What?
He said he's going to do it.
You have to give one of your kitties.
$45,000.
How much can you get for a kitty nowadays?
$1,800, I think.
Are you serious?
That's pretty low.
I would think that's pretty low too.
Kitty prices are skyrocketing.
It depends.
What about half of your liver?
I mean, if you're one of those, what do they call those, Nick, those Chinese prisoners?
Wow.
What?
Quarter million.
A quarter of a million.
Wow.
How many?
Oh, for a liver.
A heart is worth a million.
Wow, that's a one and done type of a situation.
Well, hold on.
I'll give, I would give like 50% of my heart to somebody.
How many kidneys?
Do we have two kidneys?
Can I do that?
Two kidneys, yes.
We have two?
Yeah, you can live with one.
I'd sell one for $250.
I actually have three.
Wow.
See, the problem is that you donate one.
Really?
You're talking about inches?
No, kidneys.
If that one goes bad, you're out of luck.
That's true.
You fucker.
We have two kidneys?
I got three and a half, bitch.
What, inches?
Yes.
He did the same thing.
He said three.
All right, so anyways, how much are there for the tickets for the F1 thing?
Can't think of any.
$200.
No, it's more than that.
In Austin, right?
Yeah, there's $700.
Look, Mr. Producer, how much a F1 general admission.
How fun would that be for a one and done?
Cost.
Just a one and done.
Well, I mean, it's not that exciting, though.
It is, though, when you know who they are.
That's the thing.
You have to know.
Well, Kevin, if you know the cars and you know the drivers and you know the teams.
I used to be in NASCAR.
I went to NASCAR at Fort Worth.
It wasn't that exciting.
I spent video games.
Hold on.
Okay.
You spent video games with the teams?
Yeah.
And the owners?
I was in NASCAR.
And everything.
For a while, I was in NASCAR.
And it was still boring.
Well.
Do you put NASCAR memorabilia?
No, but the cool thing, you could bring in as much as you want to drink.
Oh, yeah.
You can put you on cooler.
Yeah.
You're talking about Texas School of Speedway?
Yeah.
That was the cool thing.
That was so awesome.
Did you bring like a 12 pack of like, urbans?
Anything you want.
We brought.
So my friend brought Weller 107.
Oh.
Are you kidding me?
Nice.
No.
My other friend was shooting it.
You don't shoot 107, right?
No.
Bad idea.
Unless you have lots of it.
He ended up puking and we had to leave.
So it was.
But it was a great story.
Yeah.
He just puked on my other friend.
He puked on your other friend.
All the rednecks laughed at us and we took off.
Oh, yeah.
It was great.
But I said, 107, you don't shoot it.
No.
You don't shoot it.
You just sip on it.
Yeah.
You can't shoot that.
Yeah.
You're just shooting it.
Rebel 100.
I'm thinking he would have puked no matter what he drank.
Rebel 100, you don't shoot either.
Yeah.
He had a juice.
It was so awesome.
Cigars.
They had free chewing tobacco.
That is the most redneck thing I've ever heard.
Yes.
Why?
Like the big leaf stuff where you just like.
No, like Copenhagen.
Was that right next to the free pumpkin seeds?
What?
Time out.
So Kevin, you had chaw in your mouth and you were spitting during the race.
No, what are you fucking pewting?
I chew.
Do you really?
Yeah.
I'm sussing right now.
Look.
Here.
See, it's suss.
What is, what do you have in your mouth?
Tobacco.
You have Celtic salt?
It's a Celtic salt pouch.
Yeah.
Look, I'm going to share a quick story with you, Kevin, and I'm sure you've heard of a
podcast.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'm just going to get it done quick.
You should.
Somebody died that we know of dipping.
Really?
He got cancer and died.
Just recently.
I believe it.
I only chew when I golf.
So that's.
Well, you're chewing now.
Or you're on a podcast.
No, this is just.
Do you golf six times a week?
Twice a week.
So what are you saying?
You got it now.
What is it?
It's a tobacco.
This is like a skull bandit.
No, this is called the new thing.
There's a new thing out there.
It's just straight tobacco.
It's a little pouch.
It's in or.
So I don't know what I.
So it's still bad.
It's still bad.
No, it's it's fine.
It's not as bad.
Is that what you're saying?
Right.
You still get cancer and die, but just.
Yeah, but.
The nicotine pouch.
The nicotine is so good.
It's it's the best.
All right.
So we don't want to attack you guys because you guys do nicotine.
I never heard talk about nicotine in your show.
We don't.
I don't do it.
I don't smoke cigars, cigars.
I smoke a lot of cigars.
That's not true.
You smoke cigars.
I will smoke an occasional cigar.
I'm not a fan.
I've tried.
I've smoked two cigars.
I've done it.
I want to have done it in college.
You horrible.
No cigars are cigars and a whiskey is.
No, I've never had a good cigar.
Maybe that's the part.
Right.
That's why I've always had the two dollars.
I'll get I'll get a good cigar, a good cigar and whiskey is nothing better.
I'm willing to say I'll take you up on that.
Yeah.
We've got to figure out what that is.
Yeah.
And you know, as far as what the good cigars because there are there are groups of people
that I'm close to that that swear on the right.
You said right.
I I don't subscribe to that.
I like everybody else.
I have smoked it and I will smoke.
I'll smoke into the cigar.
It's just I have such a difficult time the next day.
I know.
No, the rot mouth tastes horrible.
They say, yeah, the good cigar has ass mouth.
So what about what about what I'd be interested in trying is a pipe.
Pipes are cool.
I tried that grandfather's lot of work and I loved it.
So much like a bomb.
So much work.
A water bomb.
No, like a right pipe.
I have pipes like marijuana.
Look at the pipe.
Oh, the pipe.
That's like a like Sherlock Holmes.
Yeah.
They're like that.
But it's a lot of work.
My dad had a lot of work.
Yeah.
But how a lot of work.
So when you're talking about nicotine and you talk about the next day and you're talking
about flavor, is that is that better?
Yeah.
Than a cigar.
Yeah, because they're sweeter.
I think so, too.
I swear.
Yeah.
My grandfather smoked.
I loved the smell of it.
Yeah.
I want to hit pause right now on a scale.
Kevin.
No, not on the pockets.
I knew pause.
I know.
I'm going to go to one of 10.
How much fun are you having right now?
I've had great.
Yes.
Awesome.
Maybe a two point one.
This is great.
Like a like a four point two.
I'm like in the podcast that I'd listen to.
It's best.
Yeah.
I'm really happy to hear that because there are some some folks I've talked to out there.
They inquire about, well, what would it be like to be on the right right right?
I guess.
And I don't know.
I'm here every time.
And we have a blast every so.
Right.
We enjoy the show.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Right.
Because you just every day.
It's not every week.
Well, every week.
I listen to it every week.
It's like, what if I was on that show?
Oh, man.
But it's awesome.
But guys, it's awesome.
It's awesome.
All we're doing is just I know we're guys.
Exactly.
Right.
We're sitting around a campfire.
Well, that's what that's that's what I encourage you to come back.
And I'm glad we've cracked the Heimann on this for you.
Correct.
You know why I'm here?
Because my wife's my wife is gone.
My wife's out of town right now.
So I so I can come here.
There you go.
The Disney world.
But don't come here.
Oh, yeah.
Just a ride.
I'll clean it up.
Let's drive.
Yeah.
That's why that's why I like the show.
Come here.
I mean, just take this.
Let's take this over there.
They'd be here.
Just be here.
Right.
Well, speaking of come.
No, but we have like some dude that got like come face.
Cleveland Browns, David, the details.
Come on.
Talk about that.
Move on.
I'm just saying.
So we got this NFL guy that was like from I didn't know about the story.
You guys going to fill me in on this.
It is an amazing story, actually.
Well, he's kind of an idiot for what he did.
Very well, you know.
OK, I get it.
But OK, so it's David.
No joke.
You mean, Joku.
He is a tight end for this Cleveland Browns.
Correct.
He was doing a dudes like us moment where he was an idiot.
Now, you guys, you guys squirt flammables on fire.
He was squirting.
My sperm is pretty explosive.
Well, squirting starter, lighter fluid, and it blew.
It traveled up the stream and blew up in his face.
And he got second degree burns all over his face, probably his arms, 20, 27 year old.
Yes.
And and this happened.
I think he's making millions.
Why are you doing that?
I think this happened during the dollars.
It happened during the week.
And then he had a game on Sunday and they and the doctors told him, yeah, you're you're
not playing.
And he was like, oh, I guess.
Yeah.
Well, he was like a whole head mask.
I love the whole head, but he wore a mask as he walked into the stadium.
And the doctors were just trying to imagine the pain that he went through just just running
his route.
Right.
And he was hitting his face and he showed a picture of his peeling face.
And when I talk about peeling, it's like sloughy.
Yeah.
We talk about like a second degree is bad.
His skin was falling off.
Yeah.
Look up.
Look up, David.
Joe, remember the guy in the New York Giants?
OK, New York Giants lineman.
He blew part of his hand and the firecracker firecracker.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Yep.
Same thing.
Stupid.
I'm going to do that.
Pay someone to do that.
But I got to give him I got to give him credit.
He says look at that guy.
So he said when he saw he ran out of no, no, no, no, no.
Upper left hand corner.
Crazy.
Let me give you some quotes from his face.
Yeah.
He said he quoted I ran out of normal lighter fluid that I used to soak the wood.
So that's me.
I'm an idiot.
I did that.
The other one.
Yeah, the same thing.
It was a spray instead of one that was a pour.
And he said explaining what that the lighter was still in the air.
Drop in the air.
So when I looked up, it just exploded.
I saw the fire come from my wrist and just went up right into my face.
You know what?
I didn't really feel the pain because it was just happened so fast.
Nature always wins.
Yeah.
So the look at that 17 to 18 percent total body surface.
Jesus.
That's that's significant, man.
He's a man.
He's a stud to handle that pain.
I can only imagine how painful that is.
His arms.
Look at his forearms, his forearms and his bicep, his chest and his face.
I'm not saying he didn't make a huge mistake.
I'm giving him credit for saying, fuck it.
I'm playing anyway.
Let me tell you.
I mean, look, I bet I've made some dumb mistakes.
Paul's not going to like what I'm about to say, but I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it because this is the dude's like this moment.
You got to be smart.
But look, look, shit happens.
When you are in the spirit of the night and you're you're doing things, you know, I mean,
sometimes you're just thinking you're you're doing something.
Your thinking process is a little jaded.
Yep.
And you do something.
Absolutely.
Do you remember what you did?
I did.
So there's a video of it.
I have a hundred percent.
And it was really stupid.
What did Paul do?
Well, so I put I poured a very flammable liquid on an open container of gasoline and he is
pouring it on a fire.
That's the worst.
All right.
So the fire.
I'm very lucky.
The fire comes out.
It comes up in the it catches the canteen on fire.
Just the yeah.
The bonfire, the nice backyard.
It's like a backyard little backyard flame.
And Paul's kind of like, oh, fuck.
And he starts shaking the can and he's like spraying fire everywhere.
Right.
Yeah.
It was really a dumb moment.
It was well, he ultimately got it under control pretty quick.
But I mean, it could have been very, very bad.
The potential was was high.
And when I saw the video, I was like, dude, not only did you do this to yourself, but
you have you had a video.
No one was around.
Oh, I'll send it to you.
No, no, you won't.
Who is your video?
You had you had it.
You recorded it.
It's going to be on Instagram.
No, they were because that's what friends do.
When you're drinking, they record you.
I would love to see that.
Your son, I would love to see that.
No, I don't think I don't think we realize.
Yeah.
What?
But shit happens.
But that's a good point.
We don't realize in the moment when we're drinking, having a good time, listening to
music and the fire's not burning and everybody's complaining.
Everybody's complaining.
Gaslight is not going well because I did.
Yeah.
Because I didn't have any lighter fluid.
Right.
And yes, here's a thing.
And the fire and the fire wasn't really burning at all.
Right.
Like it was just like it was like embers.
Smoldering.
You're smoldering.
Right.
So it's like, OK, I'll just pour some gasoline on it because that would get it going.
There always has to be a level head somewhere.
Stupid.
That says, hey, Paul, not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
But you have to be willing to hear it.
That's exactly right.
And I wouldn't have been able to.
Right.
Because I'm hearing impaired.
Well, not just that.
But when you get to that moment, you're like, it'll be fine.
Don't do that.
What?
Many people said that and Paul just did it.
Being dead honest, I mean, I'll own up to it.
It was really stupid.
Gasoline is it's no bueno, man.
It's crazy.
It's not good.
So do you see what the Cincinnati Bengals did last night?
They they win.
No, they lost.
No, they won.
They won.
They beat the Jaguars.
They did.
Overtime.
They lost.
Didn't the quarterback get hurt?
Trevor Lawrence.
Trevor Lawrence sprained his ankle.
One of his linemen stepped on his ankle.
And the fans were freaking out because he limped to the locker room instead of a cart
taking him there.
Yes.
What's the story behind that?
Well, they thought to do that.
Yeah.
He decided to walk.
So well, then fuck the fans.
Sorry.
Pretty much.
Sorry.
That was that was pretty much.
But the backup quarterback from the Bengals, Jake Browning, had an exceptional.
He killed it.
Exceptional.
He had 355 yards.
He's like 30 backup quarterback.
What happened?
Joe Burroughs out for the year.
He taught.
What happened?
Now, this is the third game he's missed.
Third, second full game.
He bent his penis.
Yeah, he bent penis.
He broke it.
Yeah.
Now he ripped a tendon in his wrist and he had to have surgery on it.
So he after the season.
Yes, he's he's done.
Like no playoffs.
Like nothing done.
He's done.
So frustrating.
It's just like so frustrating.
Yeah.
A lot of quarterbacks out this season.
You got Aaron Rodgers, Kirk Cousins, Kirk Burroughs.
Melicka Licka Licka is the thing to say.
No, that's not a quarterback.
On a bright white Christmas day.
And then do we want to talk about fantasy?
How did fantasy football get this?
I won again.
Did you win?
I am in second place.
I'm in second place.
Are you really?
I am.
And I'm on a roll.
So I have a shot at coming from all the way from the 11th place to possibly getting points
in third place.
Points.
But I'm going to definitely make the playoffs because I'm that good.
That's because I recommended that player for you.
I played him for two games.
I don't care.
Those two wins.
But it was.
It was.
And you're out because of me.
I'm in third place for now.
Kevin, this has been a lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
Very glad to have you here.
I enjoyed it.
Good.
Any profound final words?
Listen to the show, but I can contribute.
It's awesome.
You got to talk into the mic.
Are we still on?
I'm sorry.
Give us some profound final words from you.
Wisdom.
Wisdom for our listeners.
Can you do it in the Asian voice?
Me wreck it very much.
Okay.
That will do it.
That will do it, ladies and gentlemen.
That's what you get on Dudes Like Us podcast.
So we got a couple of shout outs here.
So shout out to Lowry Crossing, 1845 Distillery.
We got a shout out.
Are you going to pay for that?
What is the...
No, but we love them.
We got the Bookers, right?
Bookers, Burbys, Little Book.
Little Book.
Little Bookers.
And then we got a Luca, which we tried for...
I only drank that.
The Midlake.
I'm the only one who drank that.
I didn't have any of that.
We didn't talk about the...
Poor Man's Pappy.
Oh, and we didn't talk about the Poor Man's Pappy.
That was outstanding.
Okay, well then you're going to have to come back.
That was outstanding.
All right.
Shout out to the Total Wine folks for coming.
We're going to have to come back.
That was outstanding.
All right, shout out to the Total Wine folks.
Stan, sorry, because Jamaica's still out there.
Jody and Amanda, of course.
You got to get Jody and Amanda here.
That'd be awesome.
Amanda, Amanda, of course.
Get Amanda here.
She'll blow it up.
Check us out.
Blow it up.
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Thank you, Mr. Producer.
Thank you, Kevin, our guest.
Yes.
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
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There you go.
Good night, bitches.
Good night.