1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 And we are back. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 We are. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 We are back. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,740 And I think we're all well seasoned. 5 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:12,740 Well seasoned. 6 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:15,680 We have some skinny popcorn so our bellies are rumbling. 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:21,040 And not just that, but Sean says he hasn't eaten dinner so that's not enough to belly. 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,560 Oh, we're going to... 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,520 We're imbibing in more bourbon tonight. 10 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,400 We're imbibing in more bourbon tonight. 11 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,720 You did not eat dinner? 12 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,000 I had a few new potatoes. 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,440 A few new potatoes? 14 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,440 I had five. 15 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,440 No, four, sorry. 16 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,440 So we're going to hear the typical second half of Sean. 17 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,440 Some thyme or anything? 18 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,440 Thyme, pepper, pepper. 19 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 And some Celtic salt. 20 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,440 Celtic salt. 21 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,440 No, no, no, that's important. 22 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,440 Celtic salt. 23 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:50,880 Well, you know, I read something interesting. 24 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:58,120 I read some article that said the Himalayan salt is mainly coming out of either Iraq or 25 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,880 Afghanistan now. 26 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,880 Also? 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:01,880 It's a lot. 28 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:06,880 And the way they're mining it, they're getting a lot of mercury with it. 29 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,880 It's not... 30 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:13,520 First of all, let's back up. 31 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,520 That is partially correct. 32 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,440 Mr. Producer, can you bring up a map of the Himalayan mountain range? 33 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,440 Yeah, but that's not what... 34 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,640 See, they can get the same salt in the... 35 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,400 China's basically where it's coming from. 36 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,760 So China's producing the salt, the Himalayan salt, the pink salt. 37 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,760 Correct. 38 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:32,160 And what they're saying is that when they pull up these ore where the salt's coming 39 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,280 from, it's got a lot of some mixture of other stuff in there, which includes mercury, which 40 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,160 includes all kinds of crazy shit. 41 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:44,680 The Afghanistan salt is actually pretty solid. 42 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,440 All right, let's look at the Himalayan mountain range, because I didn't know it went to Iraq. 43 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,440 I didn't either. 44 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,520 Wow, that's a long range. 45 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,240 Yeah, so click on one of those. 46 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,240 Look at that. 47 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,240 India. 48 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:02,320 Okay, so Pakistan is north of India, where Nepal's at, and Bhutan, which is south of 49 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 China. 50 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,560 So it's a whole region where they're pulling stuff out. 51 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,400 So again, I'm going to go back. 52 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,800 I'm not going to throw stones at... 53 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,600 Shit, I had no idea that range was so... 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,960 I'm not going to throw stones at the Himalayan salt, because a lot of it is great. 55 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,240 Yeah, a lot of it's fine. 56 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:24,000 But I'm going to make recommendations to all our dudes like us listeners out there to abandon 57 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,920 the NaCl, the sodium chloride... 58 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,920 Table salt. 59 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,880 Bleached table salt, because that's exactly what it is. 60 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,720 It's iodized table salt. 61 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,720 Don't eat that. 62 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,000 I don't even know if I have that at my house. 63 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,200 I would have had that at my house for a decade. 64 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,520 Don't buy it. 65 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,520 It's horrible for you. 66 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,800 I recommend that you buy the Celtic salt. 67 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,640 And the reason why I'm so strong on Celtic salt... 68 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,640 I think she-weed. 69 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,240 What is Celtic salt? 70 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,600 Celtic salt is a... 71 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,560 It's heavily peated. 72 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,560 It's smoked. 73 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,560 It's smoked salt. 74 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,320 There's a laundry list of why iodized salt is so bad for you. 75 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,880 Beneficial to your health if taken in moderation, but salt is generally fortified with iodine. 76 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,520 And that is another big thing. 77 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,160 So first of all, the Celtic salt comes with... 78 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,960 Your body exists with what, 92 minerals? 79 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,480 It's comprised of 92 minerals? 80 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,480 I don't know. 81 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,480 Sure. 82 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Celtic salt has... 83 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,480 I thought it was 91. 84 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,160 But Celtic salt has like 82 of the 92. 85 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,160 Celtic salt. 86 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,760 I've never heard of Celtic salt. 87 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,140 I wouldn't reckon you'd get it. 88 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,560 Buy a couple pounds of it. 89 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,560 Seriously. 90 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,640 Costco has an 80 pound bag. 91 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,640 It tastes like salt. 92 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,640 It does taste like salt. 93 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:38,240 And I don't want to be sarcastic with this, but it comes to you and it's a little bit 94 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,240 juicy. 95 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,240 It's not... 96 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,720 It's kind of moist. 97 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,720 What? 98 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,720 Like wet sand. 99 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720 No, it's... 100 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,720 But hey, man, it is what it is. 101 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,320 I've got some downstairs. 102 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:55,080 Sean gave some to me because Julie gets migraines and he said that the Celtic salt, the minerals 103 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,880 in it will help with migraines. 104 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,880 Well, the deficiencies... 105 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,800 Yeah, he gave us a little daggy of it. 106 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,800 Did it work? 107 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,800 It did. 108 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Really? 109 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,800 Yes. 110 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,800 So... 111 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,800 Oh, wow. 112 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,800 Wow. 113 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 That is a huge statement to announce right here on the podcast. 114 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,800 No, I'm being serious. 115 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,400 There are people that are frantic, that are... 116 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,920 They're panicked to try to figure out what to do about migraines. 117 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,800 It's a difficult thing to do. 118 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,800 So, what the... 119 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,360 And look, I'm not the authority on any of this shit, but I will share with you collectively 120 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,880 with a bunch of these memes that everybody watches. 121 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,080 I mean, I listened to a Barbara O'Neill... 122 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,080 Ruth Bader? 123 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,080 No, Barbara O'Neill. 124 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,080 Yeah, Barbara O'Neill. 125 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,080 This is some of the dude. 126 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:38,560 But they were talking about how 95% of the people out there that have migraines can... 127 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:47,400 It is a simple case of dehydration, and the way to get over that is to take not just salt, 128 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,440 because salt is stripped down to the bare minimum. 129 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,440 Salt is all it is. 130 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,560 It's just for taste. 131 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 It does nothing good for you. 132 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,120 In fact, it does the worst for you. 133 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,720 It's preserving meat. 134 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:05,720 The Celtic salt is the stuff that provides your body with minerals, and it also allows... 135 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,720 Okay, so the science of it is... 136 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,720 I'm starting to get these flashbacks. 137 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Oh, yeah. 138 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 Is that the salt... 139 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,000 You have the membrane of the cell. 140 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 All right? 141 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 The mitochondria? 142 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,400 I don't think that's what it's called. 143 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,680 I think it's the nuclei. 144 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:25,880 But when you take the salt, what it does is that it allows the fluid or the water to get 145 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,360 into the cell as opposed to staying on the outside of the cell. 146 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,640 They call it cellular viscosity. 147 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,640 Is that the ATP? 148 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,640 It's the ATP. 149 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,640 Yeah, maybe. 150 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Yeah, you know me. 151 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,400 The CTP is just like the cell. 152 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 So much science on this show. 153 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,400 Yeah, yeah. 154 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,400 Just stop. 155 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,400 You guys stop. 156 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,400 We are experts. 157 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Can we go back to... 158 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,680 You get so much bourbon shit wrong, but we got the science nailed. 159 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:51,120 Let's talk about blasting the shit off the rectum and bade. 160 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,360 That's what we're really good at. 161 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,840 The flaking Celtic salt golf on your nose. 162 00:05:54,840 --> 00:06:00,360 We need authority of nothing. 163 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,360 Where is it? 164 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,360 Why is it Celtic salt? 165 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,360 What does that mean? 166 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,720 Nothing. 167 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,720 Nothing. 168 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,720 Okay. 169 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,720 Is it for the Cliffs of Dover? 170 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720 Yeah. 171 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,720 What does Celtic salt mean? 172 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,720 Is it Eric Johnson? 173 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,720 What is... 174 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,720 Oh my God. 175 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,320 How many people got that? 176 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,320 I didn't get it. 177 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,320 No, I didn't get it. 178 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,320 What's Eric Johnson? 179 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,320 He's a guitarist. 180 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,320 Eric Johnson is a guitarist. 181 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,320 He had an album called Cliffs of Dover. 182 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,320 No one would know that. 183 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,320 I did. 184 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,320 No one would know that. 185 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,320 That would... 186 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,320 I did. 187 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,600 Is that a Tribune Pursuit Pink Slicer? 188 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,960 You would probably recognize this song. 189 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,520 Yeah, you would know that song. 190 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,920 It's Eric Johnson and Joe Satriana. 191 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,920 There's a list. 192 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:36,920 All right. 193 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:41,200 So what does Celtic salt drive from the evaporated ocean water? 194 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,480 As Jeff likes to say, it's a white or cream colored. 195 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,480 Creamy. 196 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,000 It's a substance similar in texture to pink Himalayan salt. 197 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,400 So pink Himalayan salt is also crusty, creamy. 198 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,400 Right. 199 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,400 I'm going to go get it. 200 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,120 It comes from Himalayas, Peru, or Australia. 201 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,120 You've got to... 202 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,120 What's up with that? 203 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Well, it's ocean water. 204 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,120 It's Himalayan salt. 205 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,120 It's a cool name. 206 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,120 Yeah. 207 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,120 Well, it is a cool name. 208 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,120 Well, that is jacked up. 209 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,120 You're right. 210 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:09,800 It says Himalayan salt comes from rock veins in the Himalayans, Peru, or Australia. 211 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,640 I am pretty sure the Himalayans don't extend down to Australia. 212 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:18,040 So that is a very loosely termed salt. 213 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,040 I think so. 214 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Yeah. 215 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,040 Who knew? 216 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,040 Who knew? 217 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,520 Where does Celtic salt come from? 218 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,480 Well, there are many benefits to consuming the Celtic salt because sea salt has numerous 219 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,560 minerals as we said in nutrients because ocean water is full of life. 220 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,560 Full of life. 221 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 So what are you saying? 222 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Where does it come from? 223 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,000 They just take salt water and evaporate. 224 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, it's evaporated salt water. 225 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I mean, it's not rocket science. 226 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,040 But it's not coming from Ireland. 227 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,640 They call it Celtic salt, so maybe it's taken off the shores of Ireland. 228 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,680 No, no, 100% not. 229 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,680 It's taken off the shores of... 230 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,600 I think they have the Celtic salt. 231 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,120 It's coming off the coast of Ireland. 232 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,120 It's right off of... 233 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,120 It's right off of... 234 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Right off of New Orleans. 235 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,120 Laddie, it's right there. 236 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,120 That's why you got it, right? 237 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,120 Yeah. 238 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Initially. 239 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 Yeah. 240 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,120 There's a sec. 241 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 That's not cocaine, Kev. 242 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,120 It's from Mexico. 243 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,120 It looks like Himalayan salt. 244 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,120 I spermed in that. 245 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,120 Oh, my God. 246 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,240 You can taste it, but it tastes like salt. 247 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,240 Yeah. 248 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,240 Wow. 249 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,720 Wow, that's really deep. 250 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,840 So the Celtic salt's a little bit darker. 251 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,680 It's not iodized salt, so it's not white, but it's kind of gray. 252 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,680 Look, it's not moist. 253 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,920 You made it sound like you're touching a plastic bag, you dumb shit. 254 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:28,920 I know. 255 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,920 I can tell. 256 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,640 It's like when he first gave it to me. 257 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Nothing's sticking together. 258 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 It's not moist. 259 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,640 I can tell. 260 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,280 I'm a scientist, for God's sakes. 261 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,760 Like your scrotum to thigh? 262 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,760 That's exactly right. 263 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,760 When it sticks inside... 264 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,760 Oh, we're off the fucking road. 265 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,760 Yeah. 266 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,760 We need to do this. 267 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,760 All right. 268 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Well, did we do our introduction already? 269 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Start the music over. 270 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,760 Did we do dudes like us? 271 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:49,760 I'm Sean. 272 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,760 I'm Paul. 273 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:51,760 I'm Jeff. 274 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,760 I'm Kevin. 275 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,760 There ain't Kevin. 276 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,760 He's just kind of coming in out of the blue. 277 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 All right. 278 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,760 Shows up with an Anaheim fucking pullover on. 279 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,760 What the fuck? 280 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:58,760 Nice. 281 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,160 What about kosher salt? 282 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,560 I use a lot of kosher salt. 283 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,560 Kosher? 284 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,560 How's that different? 285 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,560 You know the kosher salt? 286 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 Yeah. 287 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,560 The blast. 288 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,560 The big grains. 289 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,560 Big crystals. 290 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,560 I thought kosher salt was simply blast. 291 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,560 It's a K. 292 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,920 Well, I think it has to be blast. 293 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,920 Well, it is. 294 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,920 That's part of it. 295 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,600 I just recently was enlightened by that. 296 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,600 I said, what is a kosher... 297 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,600 What's kosher? 298 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,600 Kosher is these guys that are like... 299 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,600 Oh, hold on. 300 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,600 I'm paraphrasing. 301 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,120 Is that from Star Wars? 302 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,960 It's treated a certain way and it's blessed over. 303 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,200 Kosher food has to follow a certain procedure. 304 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,080 It's like a... 305 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,080 Purely processed. 306 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,080 Purely something. 307 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,080 Then it's also blessed over by a rabbi. 308 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,080 The cows have to be christened when they're... 309 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,080 Blessed by a rabbi. 310 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,080 Over, yes. 311 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 So there has to be a rabbi blessed. 312 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,080 What's a Muslim equivalent? 313 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,080 It's the... 314 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,080 Halal. 315 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Halal. 316 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,080 Yeah. 317 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:56,520 Kosher foods are foods that conform to the Jewish dietary regulation of kashrut. 318 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,840 Kashrut, which means dietary laws. 319 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,760 Laws of kashrut apply to food derived from living creatures and kosher foods are restricted 320 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:08,320 to certain types of mammals, birds, and fish, meaning specific criteria. 321 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,360 How about salt? 322 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 Himalayan salt only. 323 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,920 Grains, herbs, and spices are intrinsically kosher. 324 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:20,280 Although certain produce grown in the land of Israel is subject to other requirements 325 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,480 such as tithing before it may be consumed. 326 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 You take tithing? 327 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,660 Isn't that what that says? 328 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:26,660 Such as tithing? 329 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,660 Where do you see that? 330 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,660 I thought this gives money to the Mormons. 331 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:29,660 Right there. 332 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,660 Right? 333 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,660 Tithing. 334 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,660 It is. 335 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,660 It says tithing. 336 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,660 I thought it... 337 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,660 The tithes. 338 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,660 I thought you mentioned the books of the 50s. 339 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:37,660 Tithing is giving money. 340 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:38,660 Oh, okay. 341 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,660 The tithe system was organized in the seventh year cycle. 342 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,800 Oh, this is getting too fucking... 343 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800 The show gets deep. 344 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,800 Too much of a motorcycle in which year tithing. 345 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,800 All right. 346 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800 So anyways, I highly recommend Celtic salt. 347 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,960 It's like the bidet. 348 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960 It's very complex. 349 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Like the CPAP machine. 350 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:53,960 It's very complex. 351 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,600 I would include...I would get rid of all the salt in your house and I would just buy the 352 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,680 Celtic salt. 353 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:02,720 It's a little bit more pricey, but it's going to have long-term benefits on you. 354 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,840 So we used to buy the hot dogs that were kosher hot dogs. 355 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,840 Right. 356 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,840 From the Costco? 357 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,120 I don't remember where they were from, but now I'm imagining... 358 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,120 The penis and straight funds. 359 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,120 Hebrew National. 360 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,120 Hebrew National. 361 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,120 Exactly. 362 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,720 So now I'm imagining...you know how when they say if you ever watch a hot dog being made, 363 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,720 you'll never eat hot dogs again? 364 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 Right. 365 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,320 So now I'm imagining this rabbi standing in a meat processing center going, oh, God, 366 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,320 I'm going to eat it. 367 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,320 I think they have to... 368 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,600 No, there's like a group of them. 369 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,080 Lead it correctly or something. 370 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080 Yeah. 371 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,800 And they bless all the hot dogs that are being created there? 372 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,800 No. 373 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,800 You know what I think? 374 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800 It's all beef. 375 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,800 It's going to be all beef. 376 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,840 It's like these Indian priests that come from India. 377 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,920 And they come here to Dallas, like Lebanon Street, where they have that community where 378 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,920 all the Indians live. 379 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,920 Yeah. 380 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,920 And they come out here and they bless the land. 381 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,040 So they did that for Richwoods. 382 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,040 Well, that's why I'm getting that. 383 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,040 So what I'm saying is that to make it kosher, somebody came over here and they blessed the 384 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:58,560 facility in which they facilitate whatever product that is. 385 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,560 Correct. 386 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,560 And moving forward, it's blessed. 387 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,560 Yeah. 388 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,840 Hey, look, I'm an orifice that's been blessed. 389 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,840 So anything I shoot out is going to just roll with it. 390 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,840 Yeah. 391 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 Orifice. 392 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840 The Jewish community is going to... 393 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,840 The Jewish community is going to... 394 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 See, you can test that a little bit. 395 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,840 See, you can provide a certification called... 396 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,840 Yeah, I'm thinking so. 397 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,840 I'm thinking so. 398 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,840 It's a certification called... 399 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,840 There's a little bit more to it. 400 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:22,560 ... to verify for kosher food consumers that it has been produced in accordance with Jewish 401 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,560 law. 402 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,560 Yeah. 403 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,560 Which is not extreme, but it's... 404 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,560 I mean, Leviticus and Deuteronomy. 405 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,760 No, I'm serious. 406 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,000 If you've ever read those books, I did. 407 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Is that Old Testament? 408 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 It is Old Testament. 409 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Old Testament's hardcore. 410 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Oh, it's hardcore. 411 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,800 Well, and those in particularly are really hard to read. 412 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,600 You talk about very, very detailed, strict rules. 413 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,800 I was like, okay, I'm just going to fast forward because none of this is... 414 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,800 Fast forward. 415 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,760 Well, none of this applies to today's, but it does in Jewish culture, right? 416 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,760 And you know, God bless them. 417 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,760 Yeah, orthodox. 418 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,760 Anyway, so, okay, wow. 419 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,760 We... 420 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,760 We touched on kosher food. 421 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,760 Wow. 422 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,760 We're all over the place. 423 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 That was not on the topic list. 424 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760 Hold on. 425 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,760 I'm going to reel you guys in because... 426 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760 We're very learned. 427 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:11,320 We've got a topic we were trying to discuss in the first half because we've got a couple 428 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,160 of the Congress folks, one of them got fired, a Republican Santos. 429 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,200 Well, he got expelled. 430 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200 He got expelled. 431 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 Essentially fired. 432 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,200 Yeah. 433 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,200 Yeah. 434 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200 By the way, this is really hard to do. 435 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:27,800 I don't know how I feel about this because it's kind of subverting the will of the voter 436 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800 in my eyes. 437 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,440 They voted him in. 438 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,440 Yeah, but you can't see his... 439 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,440 Granted, it was kind of on... 440 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,440 It was fraudulent. 441 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,440 ... false terms. 442 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,440 Yeah. 443 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,440 Totally. 444 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,600 But you're still opening the door for this to happen again. 445 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:48,240 Look, I quasi agree with this because everyone's doing it because that's what they're doing. 446 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,400 Essentially, the are all taking fucking backdoor bribes. 447 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,400 Oh, they all are. 448 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400 They're just not getting busted. 449 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,400 You know? 450 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,400 He got busted. 451 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,400 No, no, no. 452 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,400 In the comments section... 453 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,400 George Santos? 454 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400 No, no, no. 455 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400 Santos was a moron. 456 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,400 He lied. 457 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,400 He lied. 458 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,400 He lied on his... 459 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,400 That's right. 460 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 That's right. 461 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400 I'm missing my... 462 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Yeah, he was just an all-around full-blooded moron. 463 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 Now, you're talking about Mendez. 464 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 Now, Mendez is extremely... 465 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 That guy. 466 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 Right, right. 467 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 He's shady. 468 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 ... shady. 469 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 Well, he got busted. 470 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,720 They found gold bars. 471 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:22,320 Gold bars featured in Senator Bob Mendez's bribery cases are linked to 2013 robbery. 472 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:28,960 They are customized gold bars that have serial numbers on them. 473 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,320 I didn't know they serialized gold bars. 474 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320 Oh, yeah. 475 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,560 Four gold bars connected to the FBI search. 476 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,680 Why would you let them melt them off, though? 477 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,880 It's pretty easy to do, right? 478 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880 It's gold. 479 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,680 Well, look, if he acquired them and didn't know they were stolen. 480 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,920 I mean, ignorance is no excuse for the fall. 481 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,920 That's what he's going to use. 482 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,920 He's like, well, I didn't know. 483 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,920 I just bought them. 484 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,920 Well, I mean, well, hold on. 485 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,920 Kevin, walk us through that. 486 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,040 When you steal your gold and you melt off the serial numbers... 487 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,040 My gold. 488 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,240 Yeah, my gold bars, I always burn off the serial numbers just in case. 489 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,240 Just in case. 490 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240 Just like our guns, right? 491 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,240 But let's... 492 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,240 Walk us through the best way to do that. 493 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,240 But look, let's put this in perspective. 494 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,720 When the police went in there, what they found... 495 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,720 Easy to burn off. 496 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,720 They found $500,000 in cash... 497 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720 Oh, my God. 498 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,720 ... and 22 gold bars. 499 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,720 Wow. 500 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,720 How many of them were serialized? 501 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,760 Just four? 502 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:13,120 I'm sure they all were. 503 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,280 I know, but were they found to be in a robbery? 504 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,280 That's unbelievable. 505 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,480 That is red-handed shit, man. 506 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,800 So 22 bars, how much is a bar of gold worth? 507 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,800 2,000. 508 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800 Oh, no. 509 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800 2,000 an ounce right now. 510 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Well, I know, but a bar is more than an ounce. 511 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800 Well, I know. 512 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800 2,000 an ounce. 513 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 How much is a bar of gold worth? 514 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Probably 10 ounces, right? 515 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800 No, that's pretty heavy, right? 516 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 You ever watch Gold Rush? 517 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,800 You ever watch that show, Gold Rush? 518 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800 Yeah. 519 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,800 That's... gold's pretty dense, right? 520 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,800 That's gotta be like a pound. 521 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Well, hold on. 522 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 There's lots of different sizes of gold bars. 523 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,400 I'm sure there's a standard... 524 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 Well, 100 ounces. 525 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,400 There you go. 526 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 200,000. 527 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,000 I wish there was some way we'd know how much a gold bar is worth. 528 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,320 Well, it depends on the size of the gold bar. 529 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,400 Well, and there's all sorts of different sizes of gold bars. 530 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,400 Well, let's just say he had... 531 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,160 I think it's a standard. 532 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720 I'm pretty sure gold bars is a standard. 533 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,720 I would imagine 10 ounces. 534 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 1,000 grams. 535 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720 How much is 1,000 grams? 536 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,720 You guys bought the whiskey gold bars. 537 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,960 1,000 grams is $63,277. 538 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,400 So 22 times 64,000 is what? 539 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,120 Oh, the gold bar is 63... 540 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,520 Well, it can't be... it can't be a 1,000-gram gold bar. 541 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520 Why not? 542 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520 It's a kilogram. 543 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520 It's only two... 544 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,720 Well, the ones they showed in the pictures were not that big. 545 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,720 No, they were like... 546 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,720 Gold's heavy. 547 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,720 Well, I know, but the ones in the pictures were not that... 548 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,720 A pound of gold bar is under 30,000. 549 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,560 Is that what he said? 550 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,560 That's what I'm looking at. 551 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:36,440 A pound of gold bar... a one-pound gold bar, $28,702. 552 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,800 I'm thinking they were five-ounce bars, to be honest. 553 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800 No, I'm being serious. 554 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,800 No, no. 555 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,520 When you look at the picture and you look at the size of the... 556 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,520 What are you saying? 557 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520 The serial number? 558 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,520 Yeah, they were just like this big. 559 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520 A little granola bar size. 560 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,520 That's... 561 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,520 Yeah, seriously. 562 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,520 Probably a pound. 563 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,520 I thought there was a standard. 564 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,520 I have no idea. 565 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,520 It's heavy. 566 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,520 Gold is heavy. 567 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,520 You think there'd be a standard, but I guess not. 568 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,520 I don't know. 569 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,520 Here we are. 570 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,520 We're experts. 571 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520 It's just gold, right? 572 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,520 Yeah. 573 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,520 Gold and gold. 574 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,520 In addition to... 575 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,440 They were valued at more than $100,000 at the time. 576 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,440 All of them together. 577 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,440 So that's four of them. 578 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,440 Okay, so 25 grand apiece. 579 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,080 But it says there's 22 of them. 580 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,040 Who keeps a half million dollars in cash at their home? 581 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,040 That's crazy. 582 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,040 Well... 583 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,040 He tried to explain that because he's Cuban. 584 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,040 Crazy. 585 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 No, no, no. 586 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,480 What I do, I always take a portion of my salary in cash. 587 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480 Every week. 588 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480 Every two weeks. 589 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480 That's what I negotiated with my company. 590 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480 I got a sock bar. 591 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,480 I have gold bars. 592 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,480 I have a sock bar. 593 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,480 I have a sock bar. 594 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,480 You're safe. 595 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,480 You're safe. 596 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,480 I do a lot of it in pennies and nickels, too. 597 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,480 Yeah, well, mostly in pennies and nickels. 598 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,480 That's smart. 599 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,480 Rats can't eat that. 600 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,440 The second floor of the far bedroom is like... 601 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440 It is smart, Kevin. 602 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,440 It is like... 603 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,880 It's caving down because of the weight of all those nickels and pennies. 604 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,880 That always makes me think of the... 605 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:53,600 In Israel, there was a guy that stashed cash in his mattress. 606 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,600 He stuffed his mattress with cash. 607 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,880 And his kids surprised him with a new mattress. 608 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880 Yep. 609 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:06,840 And they went to the landfill looking for the mattress stuffed with cash. 610 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,040 Couldn't find it. 611 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,760 Didn't find it. 612 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:18,520 You know, I've seen the question of would you take $2 million just outright or would 613 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,760 you take two times a penny every day for a month? 614 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,240 Two times what? 615 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240 You take that, right? 616 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,240 Because it doubles. 617 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,240 So, right. 618 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,840 So the first day you get one penny, the second day you get two pennies, the third day you 619 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,040 get four pennies, eight, 16. 620 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,040 Yep. 621 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,520 Oh, now you're talking about mathlete kind of stuff. 622 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,520 Correct. 623 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,520 For a month, it's crazy. 624 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,520 It's crazy. 625 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,520 Where are you going to put all these pennies? 626 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:45,000 Do you say, do I take those two million or what is 30 days worth of pennies going to 627 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 be worth? 628 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,360 Basically, what do you think that's going to be worth? 629 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,360 800 pennies. 630 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360 There's... 631 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360 Am I close? 632 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360 It's a shit ton of money. 633 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,360 Am I close? 634 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360 No. 635 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360 It's a huge amount. 636 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,360 It's a shit ton of money. 637 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360 Yeah, but where are you going to put the pennies? 638 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360 It doesn't matter. 639 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,360 You go to the bank with a big bag and you say, cash it out. 640 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,360 Then you got to buy a $300,000 dump truck. 641 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,720 No, it's all theoretical. 642 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,360 You're not actually getting pennies. 643 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:17,560 Well, did you hear about the guy that got into a lawsuit with the auto mechanic and 644 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,840 the auto mechanic and you wanted to refund? 645 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,840 No, no, no, no. 646 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,840 I apologize. 647 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,840 I want to stop right now. 648 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:28,240 I want to calculate this and I'm trying to figure out, is it 0.01 to the exponent of 649 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,040 30 because it's 30 days? 650 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,680 Well, you're multiplying by two every single day. 651 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,080 It's compounded with interest. 652 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,320 No interest, but... 653 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,200 So it's 0.01 times two with an exponent of 30. 654 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,200 I don't know. 655 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,200 Not one plus two. 656 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,360 Why are we doing this? 657 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:50,200 It's one because you have 0.01 times two in parentheses with an exponent of 30. 658 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,000 That's right, exponentials. 659 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,920 Yeah, but your alpha brain already wore off, dude. 660 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,840 So don't worry about that. 661 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,840 So try to get the math. 662 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,960 I mean, you should be able to Google it. 663 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960 It's a common question. 664 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,960 It's a known thing, yeah. 665 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,480 It's a known thing that you take the pennies. 666 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Yeah. 667 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,480 Anyway... 668 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,480 It's crazy. 669 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,480 Listen to this. 670 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,960 This guy got into a major disagreement with his auto mechanic and demanded a refund. 671 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,960 Regarding what? 672 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,960 They went back and forth. 673 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,960 Oh, probably like... 674 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,960 Regarding what? 675 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,440 He probably was complaining about the fact that he fixed it and he said he was going 676 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:26,160 to fix it, but he didn't fix it and he sued him and he won. 677 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:33,200 And the car mechanic had a truck back up to his driveway and dumped a mound of pennies 678 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200 as his payment. 679 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,200 Payment. 680 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,480 And look it up. 681 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,480 Look it up. 682 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,480 Car mechanic, penny lawsuit. 683 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480 How long ago was this? 684 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,960 I want to know where they procure all these pennies. 685 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:48,680 And he sued him for doing this and he won for that too, I think. 686 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680 Here we go. 687 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:57,840 US sues shop owner who dumped 91,000 pennies on ex-worker's driveway. 688 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840 Oh, okay. 689 00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840 It was a... 690 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,840 I saw that. 691 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840 I saw the picture. 692 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840 Yeah, it was an employee dispute. 693 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,840 I think I saw a picture of that. 694 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840 Yeah. 695 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:12,680 Oh, and so the labor department got involved. 696 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,680 Oil covered pennies. 697 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680 Like a wheelbarrow. 698 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,680 Oh, listen to that. 699 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,680 Oil covered pennies. 700 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,680 Not just pennies. 701 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,520 Oh, so you're shooting oil wads on there? 702 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,520 Sticky mess. 703 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,600 It took nearly seven hours to clean up. 704 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,080 That is kind of a total Elon Musk, kind of fuck you kind of... 705 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,240 Yeah, what kind of oil though do you think they used? 706 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,800 I think it was probably olive oil, but in one of those light colored bottles. 707 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,640 Not an extra virgin, just light olive oil. 708 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,640 Yeah. 709 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,640 A lightly squirted one. 710 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,240 Which means it probably spoiled and became rancid. 711 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,240 Right. 712 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,240 Very rancid. 713 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,240 All right. 714 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,240 Anyway. 715 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,240 So that comes out to 5.36 million. 716 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,240 Oh, which still... 717 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,240 Yes. 718 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,240 I'd say 15 though. 719 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,240 We're still talking about pennies. 720 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240 Yes. 721 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:57,160 If you ever get that offer, choose the pennies. 722 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160 I will. 723 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 Choose the pennies. 724 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,880 I have several times and I've declined the pennies every time and I'm kicking myself 725 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880 now. 726 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,440 See, you only took the two million. 727 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,440 I'm so stupid. 728 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440 Stupid. 729 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,160 But I took the two million 10 times. 730 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,160 Yeah. 731 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160 So... 732 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,440 You could have had so much more. 733 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,800 So I'm going to tell another story. 734 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,480 When I lived in Buenos Aires, when I lived in Buenos Aires, I was a second grader, second 735 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,480 and third grader. 736 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,520 See, Paul has been all over the world, right? 737 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,520 I have. 738 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,520 That's what I got from the podcast. 739 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,520 Yes. 740 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,520 He's a world traveler. 741 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,520 He is a world traveler. 742 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520 I am a world traveler. 743 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520 Yeah. 744 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520 Anyway, when we were there... 745 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 At least three places. 746 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Including Houston. 747 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Thailand. 748 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,520 Oh, you know what? 749 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,440 The most foreign country was Houston. 750 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,440 Of all the places I grew up. 751 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,440 I believe it. 752 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,440 Shit, you're not. 753 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,440 Houston. 754 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,440 I'm being dead serious. 755 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440 It was so bad I got messed up in it. 756 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440 Anyway... 757 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440 Houston is a serious, not a country. 758 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,440 Whatever. 759 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,440 Dumb ass. 760 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,440 Oh my God. 761 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440 I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 762 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440 Where did you go to school? 763 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,680 This is going to be the first podcast where we get physical altercation. 764 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,680 Yeah. 765 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,680 Right. 766 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,680 Only white guy. 767 00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:04,280 Anyway, I lived in Buenos Aires and hyperinflation hit where their value of the peso just dropped. 768 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,000 And so we're leaving... 769 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 I remember that. 770 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 That was... 771 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Crazy. 772 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 That was 1978. 773 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,920 That's what the George mark that you maybe you may be right. I think it was right around there. That's when the door 774 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,380 It was a tail end to mark 50-fifty dollar. It was it was the tail end of when I lived there 775 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Anyway, and check this 776 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:32,000 We were leaving our house to walk to school. We walked to school every day and there was a mound a mound of coins 777 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,320 Dumped like, you know dumped on the trees and I was like, oh my god 778 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,800 Look at all this money and it was a protest by people who were pissed off 779 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:48,000 That just dumped all their coins now worth a thousand nothing. I think it was worth a thousand thousands 780 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,480 thousands thousands suffering a second it was a thousand for the penny 781 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,720 Seriously, imagine that overnight 782 00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:01,980 So it take a thousand of these to make one cent one penny and so they just dumped them in the streets as a protest 783 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:04,200 Well, they're they're worthless at that point. Yes 784 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,600 I scooped them up. I was like 785 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:15,320 And it was falling through my fingers I was like, you know, did you wear a couple of pasties pasties 786 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,600 Did you see pasties coins on the nips? What I did. Yes 787 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,200 Right on 788 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,760 Wow, this got dark, you know, it is interesting though cuz I'm on the flip side of that 789 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:39,360 I remember living in in Germany at that same time and the the Deutschmark went up to two mark 50 790 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,360 He's trying to one up me. No, I'm not 791 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:49,880 Each mark what I'm saying is that I was just a patient experience of going to like we would go to the swimming pool 792 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:55,840 And we go to the cafeteria that they had there the little the little mark there and I could show up with a dollar 793 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:02,920 And imagine a dollar gets to mark it gets two and a half times the amount of whatever currency they have there 794 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,480 Right Washington, right? 795 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,480 crazy, yeah, I 796 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,540 Was getting that was I'll have a two of those three those fighters 797 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,680 Him like American dollar they're like, oh, that's that's the only girls are kind of like I'll have you as well 798 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,800 What was he 10 799 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,760 Well, I think I was nine 800 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,760 I 801 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,120 Of age army kid. Yep in Germany. Yes of age, isn't it? 802 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,120 in Germany 803 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:40,760 Culture no age limit when you're you are that age. Well, I mean if you can reach the bar you could drink wine in Germany 804 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,240 I know see right Ryan or schnapps and 805 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,400 also on the 806 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,240 The the TV the commercials they have you they show boobies. Oh 807 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,520 Oh seriously with all his George Washington's he was running the red light 808 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,440 You had your own I guarantee 809 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,880 Yeah, you had you on that on the military compound was a pimp with the absolute 810 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,960 Produce more you only produce ten tricks that's like come on. Yeah, I got some George Washington's he used to 15 811 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,460 She's it is off the fucking chart the rails 812 00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:19,420 So the the senator Bob Menendez they're gonna they're gonna go to jail him, too 813 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:23,620 Well, I tell you what I give credit to Federman if you saw he was actually on the view 814 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:30,340 You know what you made sense nailed it. Yes. I was shocked. I was like, yeah, was that a complete sentence? 815 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:35,820 Yeah, I thought he was like completely could could not do that. Well, apparently he's getting better at least 816 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:40,140 Oh, well, I don't know but that but that maybe he needs to subscribe the same shit 817 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:46,300 He's taken and give it to Biden. So Biden completes can complete some complete sentences. Well, he had a stroke 818 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,140 So you need it right now? 819 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:52,780 well, he had a stroke you can't recover from those things and he made I 820 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:59,140 Hate giving him credit, but he made an excellent point. It's like if you want to expel him for what he did 821 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:01,940 how do you then des is 822 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:07,180 Ten times worse and what Santos and a Democrat and a Democrat you got to give him credit for that 823 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:12,760 Yeah, it's Democrat attacking a Democrat or and I'm not just saying that Republican attacking a Republican 824 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:15,060 There's right and wrong guys, right? 825 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:22,900 Nobody I'm really happy people are embracing that, you know, I'm happy he embraced that me too and shared it me too 826 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:29,700 You know, there's crazy shit going on. I think we spoke a little bit about the the first half the Congress the 827 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,140 title nine 828 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:34,140 This this just crazy 829 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:41,940 Yeah, it's insane. The fact that people are still getting a rest over the January 6th stuff is absurd. I just I it's it reeks of 830 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,980 political persecution 831 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:49,060 Correct. It's someone we don't want reeks of it was a it's in jail right now 832 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,380 Are you kidding or six? Yeah 833 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,540 And and what did they do 834 00:27:56,580 --> 00:28:00,540 He was there. He was okay there but no he they had 835 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:08,620 I mean he they had video of him breaking shit six years. Yeah, he's no he had they had they had video of him doing stuff 836 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:11,580 Wow, really? Yeah, you know she 837 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:16,820 Do himself for the cops and throwing throwing firecrackers and 838 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:23,620 Well, then there's that you know, yeah, that's crazy. He was he was there. He was working with us for a while. We 839 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:26,460 Yeah 840 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:30,180 Was he like a kind of style? No, he was he an FBI informant? 841 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:36,060 He was a Trump guy. Oh, he was a Trumpian. So he was just that's that's too bad 842 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,980 In other words, he was let's be honest 843 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:45,380 There are Trump supporters who are radicalized and were crazy and were and were radicalized during that event 844 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:52,460 Now you blame Trump all you want which is bullshit in my opinion. He was simply saying let's go over there and let's protest peacefully 845 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:57,860 And I think it was instigated. I think there was hold on hold on. I am detecting 846 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:02,420 Yeah, something over from the corner. What I'm not a Trump guy. So 847 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,140 But walk us through why you're not 848 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:12,420 Really actually really I would be more interested in hearing what you are as opposed to what you're not. I 849 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:20,660 Was a Republican I was a regular Republican back in the day, okay, but 850 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:23,540 It changed what changed? 851 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,220 Things changed I voted 852 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:29,460 Remember Ross Perot 853 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:35,340 See I voted for him. I'm the reason George lost you guys 854 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:40,800 Trump now Trump is a major league douchebag, right? Oh, yeah 855 00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:43,900 We agree. All right, we'll ever 856 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,140 douchebags run a type business 857 00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,140 You 858 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:55,100 Know he's you have the force I've been bankrupt come on. He's not he's not a type business 859 00:29:55,100 --> 00:30:02,220 He's bankrupted casinos, which how do you bankrupt a casino? It's very hard to do right? He borrowed against it 860 00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:09,180 Hold on what are you though? I'm a small L libertarian libertarian 861 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:14,540 Libertarian there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing much. So who's your candidate though? I don't have a candidate 862 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:17,260 That's what I've been politicians are fucked right? 863 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:22,020 Cuz if you're gonna be a politician you have to but you have you're gonna vote 864 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:25,300 You gotta toe the line if you want to put your foot down. I don't know 865 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:30,180 Where's the I have to vote against Trump bottom line. I have to go vote against Trump 866 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:38,140 So you would matter as a small that's a small libertarian you're gonna cuz I think trumps it. No, I have to vote against Trump 867 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:43,020 Which he's not saying he's voting. No, there's other evidence out there. Yeah, there's gonna be 868 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:48,900 I got yours gonna be a libertarian can I vote where my vote matter time out time out in the primary? 869 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,780 Of course, you're gonna vote you're gonna vote something opposite of Trump in the primary 870 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:58,100 What does that Trump Trump's gonna be the public? Of course, yes. So what are you voting in the presidential election? 871 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:05,660 I'll have to vote for the third party some third party. I might vote third party like Robert F. Candy, Jr 872 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:09,020 No, I'm maybe maybe a funny interesting 873 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,700 Really? It's not crazy 874 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:16,340 I am I am I I don't know if the words enthralled. I really want to know 875 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:20,340 The I know he's a jackass, but the day 876 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:26,420 We all have a horrible person. Okay, I think he's a horrible person. No, I know it 877 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,560 I know, you know it right come he he's a 878 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:37,940 Arrogant narcissist smarmy bastard, right? All politicians. I agree. He's a pathological liar. He's a misogynist 879 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,940 All 880 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:44,980 Things said and done he cheats his golf. He's a golf cheat that that bottom line 881 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:50,140 It's over right? Yeah. Yeah cannot cheat a golf too. I'm voting for Hillary 882 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:55,180 So, you know, I don't even keep score at golf. I have so I look at 883 00:31:55,860 --> 00:32:00,900 I've never kept. Yeah, I look I look at policy over yet. Trump is an asshole 884 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:04,100 Total. Yeah, but his policy and it makes me mad 885 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:10,120 Sense because I wish he wouldn't run his platform and his policy is good for America, but he's such a fucking asshole 886 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:13,900 And you and it doesn't raise it. He doesn't drink 887 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:20,020 Trust the guys doesn't drink. You're a trust the guy doesn't drink. He doesn't line. Yeah, he doesn't drink right? What a dick 888 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,500 There you go. There you go. Very good 889 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:30,180 Well, I agree with you on a lot of that stuff, right? But I still think of all the candidates out there 890 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:37,140 I'm not gonna vote with my emotion because I dislike a person. I want the guy that's gonna do the best job 891 00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:42,140 I want the best applicant for the job. I think Biden Biden is such a zero zero 892 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:48,060 It's so hard to vote for Biden. But so who is better for the there's no one better for the country 893 00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:51,020 I think no Trump is better. Somebody's got to be better for the country 894 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,060 our politics evolve so 895 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:58,780 Left and right. Yeah, the extremes have taken over agreed agreed with that 896 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:01,780 That's why I'm so happy with this world better for the country 897 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:07,760 That's something he's got to figure out yeah, it's a game show now, yeah, it is the rock 898 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,680 You know, I vote the rock right now. I vote for him right now 899 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,540 Just because he's nothing I 900 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:18,620 Just it's crazy. It's crazy. I think you nailed it. It's like no one 901 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:22,820 I think I can't no one who has a horse in the race feels like 902 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600 Anything's good for the country 903 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,240 There's nobody that unites this country if you have to be if you're gonna be a politician 904 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,240 You've already sold out. That's right forever, right? 905 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:40,160 There's nobody there unite this country really how depressing. Yeah, it is depressing right? That's 906 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,160 Your savior at this point, there's no 907 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:53,080 Let's put who we have on the there's nobody you have Sarah Huckabee that's not running you have you've got Jim Jordan 908 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,600 That's not right. What about Greta Thunberg? 909 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,840 Who's that big fat guy? 910 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,640 No, oh my god. Oh my god. I was you were him 911 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:12,240 I put him over a spit and eat him before I better than anyone. He's better than Trump. No way. I disagree on that 912 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,240 He's just as dirty. He's New Jersey. Yeah 913 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,840 That guy shut down a 914 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:24,440 Road a bridge so that he could know he was he could win an election to shut off. No, no, no, no 915 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,680 It was it was it was payback 916 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,360 for 917 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,960 The people that did not vote for him or something like that. He shut a whole bridge down. Yes 918 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:39,240 Yeah, because because he was angry at whoever it was that did something bad to him 919 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:45,360 Correct. And so he was like he was like, okay. Well, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and do some construction on this bridge 920 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,400 Today, how about that? It was something like that. Yes, it was something like that 921 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,760 But I thought it was to enter a body boss very union boss payback kind of bullshit 922 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,120 Yeah, but it was to hinder votes that they couldn't get to the voting booths 923 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:02,060 Not what I remember. I remember I think that's why I wouldn't put it past him. He's a slimy piece of shit 924 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:04,760 Well, well regardless, they're all slightly Christie are 925 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:13,280 Chris Christie Chris Christie. So yeah, he's a butt nugget. I mean, but I mean look like we got Nikki Haley and she's just another dick 926 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,040 a dick 927 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:19,760 There's there's no good candidates. There's there's dick Cheney dick Cheney. Yeah, you know in 928 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,520 Yeah, so I mean Carrie I can't think of you need one solid 929 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:30,080 I mean really Jim Jordan at this point is really the only one I have any when the speakership well 930 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,320 He he's a month the speakership. What about? 931 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:39,360 Vibe it by vague the vague. I'm scared interesting. I'm scared of him, but I like scared of him too 932 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,540 He's a cannon the loose cannon man. He has no idea what he's talking about sometimes 933 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:47,300 Yeah, I think he just kind of no way no way. Well 934 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:53,300 No, we have the name. He's a huge. Well, first of all, he's a huge proponent for Trump. How do you feel about that? 935 00:35:54,500 --> 00:36:01,600 Well, he's actually hold on that's not true. Well, he's a huge proponent for Trump policy. Yes, let's let's phrase 936 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:08,820 Let's let me phrase that so cuz look you can't deny Trump's policies are superior than what we got going on right now 937 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,620 America first. Yes 938 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:13,620 He says that 939 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:16,940 Forget about what Trump says 940 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:23,460 Independent forget about what Trump says and let's just talk about his policies because we all know he's a he's a jackwhack. Yeah 941 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:29,500 So I mean, but we just talk about the policies is strictly no policy driven and you know 942 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:34,860 I know this is a boring topic, but no open borders energy energy independence 943 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:40,020 Last regulations on on on corporations so they can small businesses. Yep, and small businesses 944 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:44,220 What what are the other generic platform? I do? 945 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:51,140 Enforce crime the troops out. Oh, yeah troops out of a get out of wherever get get out of foreign war 946 00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:56,020 Yeah, everywhere. I agree with that and and start enforcing crime 947 00:36:56,020 --> 00:37:01,060 I mean the the laws so that the clamp down on crime, right? 948 00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:06,860 Clamp down on crime, right? Um, he's a big big part of that 949 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:12,860 These are all solid, you know, Kevin. I got it. I got to hand it to you. You listen to our podcast 950 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:14,860 Yeah, and you still came on 951 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:22,060 No, no, seriously, I got a hand it to you came in here and threw a fucking anti-trump bomb on us 952 00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:24,660 And I I'm proud of you. Yeah 953 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,620 Wagon, yeah, that's all I wanted to hear. No 954 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,700 No, we always say that he is a jack-like 955 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,860 Sean shit his pants when you said that 956 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:44,340 Smell it from here. You know what? I just realized is that the vague Ramaswami is a Cincinnati boy. Oh my god 957 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:50,380 Now you got a vote for him. He went to St. Xavier High School. I imagine that's the same same st 958 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:53,500 Less than multiple st. Xavier that's in Cincinnati Wow 959 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,940 Did is he a Bengals? 960 00:37:55,940 --> 00:38:00,100 Yeah, but one of those one of those private schools is just click on that st. Xavier high school 961 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:05,380 See if it's the one moment. I don't know. Is this a group hug moment for Jeff? No Jeff. Hey those st. Xavier guys 962 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:13,420 Yeah, St. David guys fuck them right and it's a it's a Christian. It's a Christian see yeah 963 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,660 It's a Christian high school, it's like Jesuit over here right now 964 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,420 Yeah, those are the dirtiest ones right 965 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:31,620 What but the fake is I don't know if he's Muslim or he's Hindu but he would know no indeed guys are not Muslim 966 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,620 There are there are 967 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:43,020 You talk about a diverse nation, I mean I some amazing together 968 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:46,940 It's amazing. They hold their shit together. They are Christian 969 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:53,380 Muslim and Hindu okay, and they are different shades of skin color 970 00:38:53,380 --> 00:39:00,740 I mean, I see I have really close Indian friends and they talk about how the north versus the south was the 971 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,300 rest 972 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:10,940 All I see them all day long and they and just within their own nation they have skin color discrimination 973 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:16,700 They all over the cast system is all crazy. Yeah. Yeah. How do they hold their shit together? 974 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:21,580 It's kind of like message. It's kind of like Mexico. We spoke of this last week or yeah 975 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:28,420 I mean Mexico has a bunch of Spanish people in here, which I realize you're like you're like call themselves Mexicans because they live there 976 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:33,580 Right, but the real Mexicans that were there from their dark. Yeah, like they're very 977 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,180 the indigenous Mexican people 978 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:41,820 And my guys that work for me even said he goes there because when the whole BLM George Floyd thing happened 979 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:43,820 There's lots of discussions, which is ridiculous 980 00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:47,820 It bubbled up indigenous shit in every country in the world 981 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:53,380 And you know and we I talked to him about it and they brought up the like the others 982 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:58,980 Racism in Mexico because when I go to Mexico City, I see Mexicans. I don't see black people 983 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,700 I don't see many white people. I mean, there's light-skinned Mexicans, but 984 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:05,700 Not like me I'm pale but yeah 985 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,860 But he said he goes 986 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:18,740 There's a picture next to the word honky. Yeah, I don't want to be a dick. It's obnoxious. Right? 987 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:21,380 I glow you're about as white as it gets and 988 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:25,420 One of the guys got oatmeal in your back pocket 989 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:31,180 One of the guys said that the that the the real racism happens against the 990 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:33,980 Indigenous Mexicans. Yeah. Yeah 991 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:37,740 Every single country in the world deals with this 992 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:43,700 Deals with it. They do they deal with migrants. They deal with people that are not from there 993 00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:48,220 They deal with skin color differences within different areas of their country 994 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:54,340 They deal with every single country in the world deals with this. Would you see what's happened in Ireland? Yes in Dublin 995 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:58,500 It's crazy. Let's almost to the point where you don't want to go to Dublin at this point 996 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,740 What happened the riots because of the stabbing the mile was happy 997 00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:04,740 It's all the stabbing that killed like four people. It's all the wood 998 00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:12,480 Ballistic. Yeah, well, there's a huge immigration problem. They're angry about the migrant situation in Europe in general 999 00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:17,400 They're just open borders letting all everybody's in correct and they're like it's changing a culture 1000 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:25,260 It's changing who we are and they're getting government subsidies and they're all the things that we've been talking about where they're like in New York 1001 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:31,920 Like we discussed this and like in the Scandinavian era specifically Sweden where they had an open border policy and they've got 1002 00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:36,340 It's a it's right on to train wreck. It's a train wreck. They have no go 1003 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:44,900 Go zones where that's absurd to have a no-go zone where the police won't go because it's dangerous 1004 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:52,300 What's up one country where that the far right wing candidates just won Argentina or no 1005 00:41:54,420 --> 00:42:01,580 Norway Scandinavia one of those Scandinavian country. Oh, I don't know but Argentina just had yeah, I'm gonna go with three different guesses 1006 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,960 Sweden something happened Finland or Norway or Denmark 1007 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,000 It might have been Denmark Denmark know in my damn it the one I didn't guess 1008 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:14,680 Or the other thing is that the far white guy just won a Copenhagen something 1009 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,160 Well, we all I've been there well with a Copenhagen Little Mermaid style I have I'm not kidding 1010 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,560 Well, we also have a new guy who just got elected in Argentina 1011 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,040 He's a Trump Trump endorsed. Yeah, he's apparently the 1012 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:36,680 Libertarian Trump. He's a libertarian. Yeah, he's hardcore. He's much for cutting government 1013 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:42,500 I saw some video of libertarians. His hair is crazy. He is kind of crazy hair just like Trump 1014 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,880 But I saw a video of him and they had all of the all of the divisions of the government 1015 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,880 You know the Department of Education 1016 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,840 And he was like we're getting rid of this we're getting rid of this 1017 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:58,880 Yeah, this well rid of this we're getting right. Fuck. Yeah, you know reduce the size of government is bloated everywhere 1018 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:04,680 And he was that he was all the big one rocked. It was all the big ones education energy all that shit 1019 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,760 That's what we need to do with you. Whatever their version is down there. I hope we get that virus 1020 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,360 No, that's not we're not gonna get it, you know 1021 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:22,080 It's an office Trump is gonna cut cut cut cut cut cut he's gonna cut so many programs and I'm happy to hear that 1022 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,440 He's gonna get rid of the CIA what drives me crazy though 1023 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:31,620 He'll is when Liz Cheney says he will not give up his office. He was going to be a dictator 1024 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,840 We're going to the fear-mongering the fear-mongering he tried he tried 1025 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,720 No, he did he did try he tried so hard to keep us off 1026 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:46,480 He questioned the he questioned the election just like Hillary question the election just like Al Gore 1027 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,880 Person would have 1028 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,400 To salvage what they felt that they're being ripped off 1029 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:02,360 Would you deny that Hillary Clinton said that her election was stolen I don't know what she did. Yes, she did 1030 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,120 She said it was really 1031 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:08,000 But what happened she didn't she didn't all of the Hillary supporters 1032 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,120 Storm the cap 1033 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:18,680 What they did January 5th January 5th when Hillary supporters 1034 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:24,100 Yeah, the pussy hats that the pussy hat walk that happened Madonna's like I want to blow up the White House 1035 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,340 She got a visit from the FBI. It happened on January 5th. Yes 1036 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:35,240 All right. Look, let's have both sides. Let's change gears because I'm glad you guys are talking about it 1037 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,680 Yeah, well, you know what we all recognize that you are talking about 1038 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,960 Great. We all recognize it but at the end of the day, it's you know, we're all about policy 1039 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:48,840 We all what's best for our families. We all right. What's that for the growth of America? 1040 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,600 Yes, and what's more about my retirement? Yeah 1041 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:58,640 That's it. And you know what sucks real all my retirement account. No, we're all being screwed 1042 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,600 Yeah, we all are by the left and the right. Yeah, we're settings and Democrats 1043 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:10,280 Well, they're in it for themselves. We're sending money all over the planet. We're sending a trillion dollars 1044 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,920 everywhere else on the planet except for our own selves our 1045 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:21,560 Airports are like a third world country, you know, they've got crazy. You know what the number one priority for this country needs to be 1046 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,320 sexy I 1047 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,000 Like yeah sex was a really good answer 1048 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:32,680 So bing one answer that is number one and what was yours me me me 1049 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,040 Yes, just generally me. Okay me attitude 1050 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,080 term limits 1051 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,080 Yes. Yes changes 1052 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:46,880 Everything. Yep. Think about what the purpose of a politician going to hollywood, right a 1053 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,600 politician going to Congress what their goal is a career, right? 1054 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,000 Did I give that to you in a vacuum pack as soon as you make term? 1055 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:03,440 Limits you the focus it changes why they're there but what you can and they do things for that. What are you? What's going on? 1056 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,000 Are you guys cutting some some some? 1057 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:15,160 Throwing around a bag of cocaine here and you're asking how to cut it Celtic Celtic salt the fuck you ever snort that stuff 1058 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,320 I just man ha ha as good. I just made the most profound statement of the podcast 1059 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:25,720 I'll be the last ten pod term limits term limits. You missed it cuz you're a snorting. I heard it 1060 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,440 No agree 100% we all agree on terms term limits for sure, but they're never gonna 1061 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,320 They're never gonna do it. It's not right to make it cuz that's a vote on it themselves 1062 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:40,640 Exactly, right. So right. So how does it happen? Well, you got a whole Congress bingo 1063 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,120 What's that continental Congress? 1064 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:48,900 That mean a convention of states, correct? That's the other way to to implement 1065 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:55,060 constitutional amendments that they wrote into the Constitution because they knew they knew that 1066 00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:58,380 Congress would get so fucked up and so self-centered 1067 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,420 And so yeah, they knew that they said, okay 1068 00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:05,420 We're gonna put in a safety valve in the Constitution for the convention of states 1069 00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:13,580 Outside of Congress the 50 states can get together and have a convention and they can pass amendments and one of them the only one 1070 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:16,180 Seriously, if they don't do anything else 1071 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:22,420 Term limits and there's nothing wrong with term limits. I mean really brilliant. It's it it'll solve all those problems 1072 00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:26,220 We would we would not have Joe Biden in office right now. We had term limits 1073 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:30,980 We were take off 50 or is it a percentage of the state? Hold on top of that Kevin? 1074 00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:34,380 Guess what? We wouldn't have Trump in office the last time had 1075 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:40,700 There been term limits. The reason why Trump went into office was because he wanted to help the United States 1076 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:45,540 For say so I'm just saying if we had term limits, he wouldn't be running. Well, there are term limits 1077 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:51,580 Hold on. There are term limits on the president. That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's cuz FDR won like four times 1078 00:47:51,580 --> 00:47:55,740 And I think and I think at local one in local elections 1079 00:47:55,740 --> 00:48:00,540 You also have like our mayor will will I think four times is it right? Right? 1080 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:05,340 So this is critical, but at a federal level there are none Senate. You can run forever 1081 00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,060 Congress you can't as well 1082 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:13,260 No, uh, yes forever forever congressman and and say look at Nancy Pelosi now 1083 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:18,700 Now granted there's a six-year term for the senator and a two a two-year term for the congressman 1084 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:23,500 Correct. Oh my god. I saw a OC today on that that title nine 1085 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:26,220 thing and 1086 00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:29,340 She only reinforced the fact that she's a ding bet 1087 00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:34,060 Every time she I mean I give her the benefit of the doubt every time I really want to listen to her 1088 00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:38,780 And you know what? It's not just her on the left. It's some of these guys on the right, too 1089 00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:43,740 Some of the shit they say is stupid. It is in a whirlwind of nothingness 1090 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:47,580 I know they just talk in circles and I'm just like dude 1091 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:52,380 Say what you're gonna say. Shut the fuck up. Here's the thing. Nobody's serious 1092 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:57,180 They're not serious because it doesn't change anything. It doesn't because they are career politicians 1093 00:48:57,740 --> 00:49:01,980 Saying whatever it takes to get the next election vote they get a sound bite 1094 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:07,820 I mean, but if you're there for only two terms and that's it. Hey, I was really pretty though. You know, you know 1095 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:10,700 Listen, I love the way it laid on her shirt. I followed the contour of her breast. Think about it. Well breasted by the way 1096 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:16,220 Yes, and when you know, it doesn't matter what you do. You're not coming back next year, right? 1097 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:19,500 You're gonna be there to do what matters for your constituents 1098 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,820 Well, you would hope instead of I've got a year left to make a billion dollars 1099 00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:25,820 That too that too 1100 00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:31,980 It's probably you know, what it's probably gonna start out being that way deals gonna make probably gonna start up. What can we drum up now? 1101 00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:38,380 Yeah, how can I make as much money in four years instead of two years? I hate that you're right. I hate it 1102 00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:44,380 All right. Let's move on to something happy. Let's talk about movies or music or or things we listened to when you were a kid 1103 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:46,380 How about it up to Kevin? 1104 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,660 All right. Well, how about we talk about the 1105 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:57,260 Bourbon. Oh, yes little book. This is one that uh, 1106 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:02,220 Kevin introduced us to 1107 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:07,020 It is it's a Jim Beam product. I believe isn't it? It's a beam product. This is Jim Beam 1108 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:13,020 Little book and I cannot read that because my eyeballs I can't I can't read it 1109 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:19,340 And the font and the color is basically an infinity ball. Okay, that's too big. Oh, that's right 1110 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:24,780 So this is a little book chapter seven in retrospect. Look at all these made from that's like that's like your infinity bottle 1111 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:27,500 So it's a it's a blend of two four six 1112 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:31,020 Eight four 1113 00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:33,580 One two, three, four eight 1114 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:37,420 It's the eight previous so we got eight and let me run down the years 1115 00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:43,020 We have an eight year a 17 year a 10 year a nine year a five year and then it goes to 1116 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:47,980 Uh finished. Oh, no, it goes to a four year in a four year. So it's seven seven 1117 00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:52,860 Because this is chapter seven malt whiskey and rye whiskey in there, too. Yeah, there's a there's a 1118 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:58,780 Rye, so i'm guessing that's straight. There's probably like a thimble worth of 18 year 1119 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,580 And a thimble and a half of 17 year 1120 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,220 Probably 1121 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:14,140 Uh, well, who knows just good just to make it just to make I would suspect there's more than that kevin you want to 1122 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,740 I thought it was great. You want to refill something? 1123 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:23,500 No, I mean, yes, but uh, i'll go get you i'll go get you something. So hold on 1124 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,860 What are we drinking again? We're drinking little book little little book by okay 1125 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:34,380 And and jeff talk about the presentation of it. It came in a what came in a nice wood box 1126 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:38,060 With a nice little uh plexiglass cover. Yeah 1127 00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:40,940 And how much was this? 1128 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:43,660 Was it expensive it had to be 100 bucks maybe 1129 00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:45,900 one 1130 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:49,100 Low ones. Yeah 120 bucks, maybe yeah, okay 1131 00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:52,140 Um, i haven't had that. Yeah. Thank you 1132 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,900 Um about 120 bucks, I guess yeah 1133 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,940 Yeah, and uh, it came with a nice little uh 1134 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:07,020 Hang tag with all the breakdown. Yep. And what's cool about this is it's a blend of all the previous little books is what I believe it is 1135 00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:09,420 Nice that is 1136 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:13,180 Or it's a little book always a blend. It's always a blend always a blend. It's always a blend 1137 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:16,860 Can we go to the nose? Can you can you pivot? 1138 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:23,340 On the website, mr producer that I want to say they don't call it. They don't call it a blend. What do they call it? 1139 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:28,160 They call the whiskey. They call the whiskey, but yeah, they call it a commingle 1140 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:35,020 A commingle. Well, that's a good way to get around it. Fred. No, so it says down the bottom on the blue thing. It says 1141 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,120 commingled by freddy. No 1142 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:43,580 Commingled and freddy knows or a legendary. All right. So the color is a deep russet 1143 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:49,100 With chipping guys like a potato the arom just like the russet potato 1144 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:51,660 Aroma is a subtle 1145 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:53,660 sweetness with notes of clove spice 1146 00:52:54,540 --> 00:53:00,460 And the taste is slightly floral which is kind of gay sounding but slightly floral with light smoke and sweet vanilla 1147 00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,900 Followed by caramel you mean like happy 1148 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:11,340 Yeah, right because if you guys say you have slightly floral with light smoke and sweet vanilla. What is the proof on this again? 1149 00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:17,180 Uh, it's pretty stout producer. It's not it's not low proof. Yeah, it's pretty high 1150 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:20,540 If it's I thought it was like a hundred no if it's stout 1151 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,340 producer 1152 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:23,580 This is super impressive 1153 00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:26,860 Right. Actually, I enjoy it. It's good. How good is this? 1154 00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,660 It is a hundred and eighty-eight 1155 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:31,660 Wow 1156 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:33,660 It's a hundred and eighty-eight proof 1157 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,660 No, that was a typo 1158 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,660 A hundred and eighteen proof point one 1159 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:38,860 Right, but it's 1160 00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:45,260 Gentlemen drink's pretty smooth. This is very rare. I'm going with an eight point one. This is outstanding for this proof, right? 1161 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,900 I'm going eight point one 1162 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,900 eight 1163 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,900 Go 1164 00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:57,100 Yeah, eight and a half at least eight and a half. Yeah, i'm thinking eight one to eight two. Damn this 1165 00:53:57,260 --> 00:54:02,300 This is good. It's good. Again, I always gauge it against Elijah craig barrel proofs. Yeah 1166 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:05,980 Because those are the some of our favorites standing. That's your top 1167 00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:09,900 Well some of them, right this is going to be right up there with them, right? 1168 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:15,100 Because some of those i'll give an a4 under the this is more like your guy's infinity barrel, right? 1169 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,380 It's like eight different whiskies in there. 1170 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:22,140 Those Elijah Craig's are usually in the eight and a half points. 1171 00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:24,140 And this is right up there with it. 1172 00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:24,640 All right. 1173 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,260 So let's make sure we label it again. 1174 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:28,180 It's Little Book. 1175 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,860 Little Book, not Single Barrel. 1176 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:32,380 It's not Single Barrel because it's a blend. 1177 00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:36,660 So Little Book comes out like maybe three times a year, maybe? 1178 00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:37,160 Yeah. 1179 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,460 Four times a year. 1180 00:54:38,460 --> 00:54:40,080 And they're all different releases, right? 1181 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:40,820 Chapter 7. 1182 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:41,780 Chapter 7. 1183 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:44,580 So it's Little Book, a commingle. 1184 00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:45,100 Nice. 1185 00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:46,420 All right, this is excellent. 1186 00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,100 Excellent. 1187 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:48,600 Wow. 1188 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,180 Hard to find. 1189 00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:49,540 Now. 1190 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,540 I don't know how you guys found this. 1191 00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:51,300 Now, sometimes. 1192 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:51,800 Oh, oh. 1193 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,300 What's that? 1194 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:52,800 It's crazy. 1195 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,300 What's that? 1196 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:53,800 Luca one? 1197 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,580 Sometimes, you know. 1198 00:54:54,580 --> 00:54:55,080 Oh. 1199 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:55,580 You just. 1200 00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:57,220 Ha, ha, ha. 1201 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:58,780 Yeah, I don't know, Kevin. 1202 00:54:58,780 --> 00:54:59,460 We showed up. 1203 00:54:59,460 --> 00:54:59,960 Crazy. 1204 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,180 And you were like, hey, guys. 1205 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:01,680 I don't know. 1206 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,180 So. 1207 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,180 Do you want a Little Book? 1208 00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:05,900 I'm sure no one texted you and told you it was here. 1209 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:07,060 So let me ask you a question. 1210 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,180 It came out in an odd box. 1211 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,660 Let me ask a question to see if we can be honest about this. 1212 00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:14,940 Now, if we had had Little Book in the first half of the podcast versus the second half 1213 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:18,140 of the podcast, is there an influence there? 1214 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:19,660 Because we're a little, you know. 1215 00:55:19,660 --> 00:55:20,900 No, I don't think so. 1216 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,100 We're loose, right? 1217 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,860 I think Good Bourbon stands on its own. 1218 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:24,980 I think. 1219 00:55:24,980 --> 00:55:25,980 I'm going to agree with that. 1220 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:28,180 I think you just know Good Bourbon, right? 1221 00:55:28,180 --> 00:55:28,680 Yeah. 1222 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,220 We could pull some bad stuff out and see if it's good. 1223 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:33,380 That is what you guys should be doing. 1224 00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:34,700 Where's that old Williamsburg? 1225 00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:35,700 Pull that out. 1226 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:36,220 Yeah. 1227 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:37,140 Let's see how that is. 1228 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,900 And I'm like, oh my god. 1229 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,620 This week's a coconut. 1230 00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:44,460 We've got some bad ones out there we could try. 1231 00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:45,460 Mommy, come on. 1232 00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,460 That's a good point, though. 1233 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:49,500 I think the more you've had. 1234 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:50,500 The better it tastes. 1235 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,500 Well, you know. 1236 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,500 I'm just saying. 1237 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,500 I'm just saying. 1238 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,500 You feel better. 1239 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,500 Your taste buds have been kind of deadened. 1240 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500 But yeah. 1241 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,500 I mean. 1242 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,500 A little bit. 1243 00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,500 Good Bourbon's Good Bourbon. 1244 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,500 Are your taste buds deadened tonight? 1245 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,500 No, I don't think so. 1246 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,500 Have they been exercised? 1247 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,500 All right. 1248 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:07,500 So I'm going to go with a 3.1 considering how slosh we are. 1249 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,500 3.1. 1250 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,500 3.1 out of 10? 1251 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,500 No. 1252 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:11,500 I'm kidding. 1253 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,500 I'm kidding. 1254 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,500 I'm sticking with the 8.1. 1255 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,500 Jeff was like, no. 1256 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,500 No. 1257 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,500 He's just joking, folks. 1258 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,500 This is really, really good. 1259 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,500 Yeah, that's a good drink. 1260 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,500 Yeah, this is one of our top ones. 1261 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,500 It's extremely good. 1262 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,500 All right. 1263 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,500 It was a good lead. 1264 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:26,500 Thank you for those people that did the deed for us. 1265 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,500 I think we got a text. 1266 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:31,500 I think someone was there in a matter of minutes. 1267 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,500 Yeah. 1268 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,500 Because someone was circling. 1269 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:35,500 Well, first off, Jeff. 1270 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,500 Jeff circles. 1271 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,500 He's the kind of job. 1272 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:41,500 He's got the kind of job where he can just go wherever he wants. 1273 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,500 Yeah, he's got a headset on. 1274 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,500 He just sits out in the parking lot just waiting for the text. 1275 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:49,500 And he's got the 20-mile headset radius. 1276 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:50,500 Right. 1277 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,500 20 miles? 1278 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,500 20 miles. 1279 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,500 Very impressive. 1280 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,500 So I hooked up to my computer at home. 1281 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,500 Well, first off, he deals with computer equipment. 1282 00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,500 So he gets top notch. 1283 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,500 He's going to have ear cancer. 1284 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,500 Top of the line, everything. 1285 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:07,500 So he circles Total Wine and now Specs. 1286 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,500 And waits for the unicorns to arrive. 1287 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,500 How long does that take from here to Total Wine? 1288 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,500 How long does that drive? 1289 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,500 In the middle of the day, maybe 10 minutes, 15 minutes. 1290 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,500 You can make it in seven. 1291 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,500 My best time is six and a half minutes. 1292 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,500 Have you been watching Formula One? 1293 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,500 I take it. 1294 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:28,500 This is my wife's car, five. 1295 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,500 By the way, not to make another subject change, 1296 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:34,500 but we've been watching Formula One based on your recommendation 1297 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,500 on Netflix. 1298 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,500 It's a great, out-fucking-standing show. 1299 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:40,500 It is riveting. 1300 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,500 I heard it was a good show. 1301 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,500 We are so sucked in. 1302 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:44,500 Yeah, it's good. 1303 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,500 Every single night, it's like, I'm working late or something. 1304 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:49,500 She's like, are we going to have time to watch Formula One? 1305 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,500 This is my wife. 1306 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,500 My wife is like, it's time for Formula One. 1307 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:56,500 You know, Jack Daniels had that special edition, Formula One. 1308 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,500 It's just a box, isn't it? 1309 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,500 Yeah, but still. 1310 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,500 A pass. 1311 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,500 Not for the price they want for a box. 1312 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,500 I think it was still just the box and labeling. 1313 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500 It was McLaren, wasn't it? 1314 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,500 McLaren F1. 1315 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,500 McLaren F1. 1316 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,500 It's so interesting how I knew nothing about Formula One racing. 1317 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,500 I still don't. 1318 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,500 I didn't either. 1319 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:19,500 I watched it. 1320 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,500 I was like, I'm a fan. 1321 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,500 I want to go watch one of these races now. 1322 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,500 That's what I told Shelly. 1323 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,500 I said, bucket list item. 1324 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,500 It just dropped in. 1325 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,500 They have it in Austin, Texas. 1326 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,500 We need to in person watch a Formula One race. 1327 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,500 We're going to know the drivers. 1328 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:35,500 Let's get a Dudes Like Us event going and we'll rally the troops and find out who are. 1329 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,500 It's not a cheap adventure. 1330 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,500 It's not. 1331 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,500 Well, go on. 1332 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:40,500 It's $45,000. 1333 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,500 Yes. 1334 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,500 Oh, well that is. 1335 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,500 To do what? 1336 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,500 To watch Formula One? 1337 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,500 Kevin's sweet. 1338 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,500 $45,000. 1339 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,500 Yeah, Kevin's like, fuck that. 1340 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,500 We'll hold Kevin down. 1341 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,500 We'll donate one of his Kevin's kitties. 1342 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:55,500 No, it's not that much, but it'll be several hundred bucks. 1343 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:58,500 I watched NASCAR at Fort Worth for nothing. 1344 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,500 But hold on. 1345 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,500 How's it cost to watch Formula One? 1346 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,500 It cost $45,000. 1347 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:04,500 No, no, no, no. 1348 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,500 I was kidding. 1349 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,500 But how much can you get for a kitty? 1350 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,500 What? 1351 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:09,500 He said he's going to do it. 1352 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,500 You have to give one of your kitties. 1353 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:12,500 $45,000. 1354 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,500 How much can you get for a kitty nowadays? 1355 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,500 $1,800, I think. 1356 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,500 Are you serious? 1357 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,500 That's pretty low. 1358 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,500 I would think that's pretty low too. 1359 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,500 Kitty prices are skyrocketing. 1360 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,500 It depends. 1361 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,500 What about half of your liver? 1362 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:30,500 I mean, if you're one of those, what do they call those, Nick, those Chinese prisoners? 1363 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,500 Wow. 1364 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,500 What? 1365 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,500 Quarter million. 1366 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,500 A quarter of a million. 1367 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:35,500 Wow. 1368 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,500 How many? 1369 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,500 Oh, for a liver. 1370 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:38,500 A heart is worth a million. 1371 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,500 Wow, that's a one and done type of a situation. 1372 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,500 Well, hold on. 1373 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,500 I'll give, I would give like 50% of my heart to somebody. 1374 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:45,500 How many kidneys? 1375 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:46,500 Do we have two kidneys? 1376 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,500 Can I do that? 1377 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,500 Two kidneys, yes. 1378 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,500 We have two? 1379 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,500 Yeah, you can live with one. 1380 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:51,500 I'd sell one for $250. 1381 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,500 I actually have three. 1382 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,500 Wow. 1383 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,500 See, the problem is that you donate one. 1384 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:55,500 Really? 1385 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,500 You're talking about inches? 1386 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,500 No, kidneys. 1387 00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:58,500 If that one goes bad, you're out of luck. 1388 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,500 That's true. 1389 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,500 You fucker. 1390 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,500 We have two kidneys? 1391 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,500 I got three and a half, bitch. 1392 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,500 What, inches? 1393 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,500 Yes. 1394 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:09,500 He did the same thing. 1395 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,500 He said three. 1396 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:15,500 All right, so anyways, how much are there for the tickets for the F1 thing? 1397 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,500 Can't think of any. 1398 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:17,500 $200. 1399 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,500 No, it's more than that. 1400 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,500 In Austin, right? 1401 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,500 Yeah, there's $700. 1402 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:27,580 Look, Mr. Producer, how much a F1 general admission. 1403 01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,500 How fun would that be for a one and done? 1404 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,500 Cost. 1405 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,500 Just a one and done. 1406 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:33,380 Well, I mean, it's not that exciting, though. 1407 01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:35,500 It is, though, when you know who they are. 1408 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,900 That's the thing. 1409 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:37,900 You have to know. 1410 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:42,260 Well, Kevin, if you know the cars and you know the drivers and you know the teams. 1411 01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:43,260 I used to be in NASCAR. 1412 01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:44,580 I went to NASCAR at Fort Worth. 1413 01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:46,980 It wasn't that exciting. 1414 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:47,980 I spent video games. 1415 01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:48,980 Hold on. 1416 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:49,980 Okay. 1417 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:50,980 You spent video games with the teams? 1418 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,980 Yeah. 1419 01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,980 And the owners? 1420 01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:53,980 I was in NASCAR. 1421 01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:54,980 And everything. 1422 01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:56,820 For a while, I was in NASCAR. 1423 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:57,820 And it was still boring. 1424 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:58,820 Well. 1425 01:00:58,820 --> 01:00:59,820 Do you put NASCAR memorabilia? 1426 01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:03,260 No, but the cool thing, you could bring in as much as you want to drink. 1427 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,260 Oh, yeah. 1428 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:05,260 You can put you on cooler. 1429 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:06,260 Yeah. 1430 01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:07,260 You're talking about Texas School of Speedway? 1431 01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:08,260 Yeah. 1432 01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:09,260 That was the cool thing. 1433 01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,260 That was so awesome. 1434 01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:11,260 Did you bring like a 12 pack of like, urbans? 1435 01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,260 Anything you want. 1436 01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:13,260 We brought. 1437 01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:14,260 So my friend brought Weller 107. 1438 01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:15,260 Oh. 1439 01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:16,260 Are you kidding me? 1440 01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:17,260 Nice. 1441 01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:18,260 No. 1442 01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,260 My other friend was shooting it. 1443 01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,260 You don't shoot 107, right? 1444 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,260 No. 1445 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:22,260 Bad idea. 1446 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:23,260 Unless you have lots of it. 1447 01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:24,260 He ended up puking and we had to leave. 1448 01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:25,260 So it was. 1449 01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:26,260 But it was a great story. 1450 01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:27,260 Yeah. 1451 01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:28,260 He just puked on my other friend. 1452 01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,260 He puked on your other friend. 1453 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:34,260 All the rednecks laughed at us and we took off. 1454 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,260 Oh, yeah. 1455 01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:36,260 It was great. 1456 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,260 But I said, 107, you don't shoot it. 1457 01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:38,260 No. 1458 01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:39,260 You don't shoot it. 1459 01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,260 You just sip on it. 1460 01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:41,260 Yeah. 1461 01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:42,260 You can't shoot that. 1462 01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:43,260 Yeah. 1463 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:44,260 You're just shooting it. 1464 01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:45,260 Rebel 100. 1465 01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,260 I'm thinking he would have puked no matter what he drank. 1466 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,260 Rebel 100, you don't shoot either. 1467 01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:48,260 Yeah. 1468 01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:49,260 He had a juice. 1469 01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:50,260 It was so awesome. 1470 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:51,260 Cigars. 1471 01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:52,260 They had free chewing tobacco. 1472 01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:54,300 That is the most redneck thing I've ever heard. 1473 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:55,300 Yes. 1474 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,300 Why? 1475 01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,300 Like the big leaf stuff where you just like. 1476 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,300 No, like Copenhagen. 1477 01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:01,060 Was that right next to the free pumpkin seeds? 1478 01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:02,060 What? 1479 01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:03,060 Time out. 1480 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:05,860 So Kevin, you had chaw in your mouth and you were spitting during the race. 1481 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:06,860 No, what are you fucking pewting? 1482 01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:07,860 I chew. 1483 01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:08,860 Do you really? 1484 01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:09,860 Yeah. 1485 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:10,860 I'm sussing right now. 1486 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:11,860 Look. 1487 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:12,860 Here. 1488 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:13,860 See, it's suss. 1489 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:14,860 What is, what do you have in your mouth? 1490 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:15,860 Tobacco. 1491 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:16,860 You have Celtic salt? 1492 01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:19,860 It's a Celtic salt pouch. 1493 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:20,860 Yeah. 1494 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:25,300 Look, I'm going to share a quick story with you, Kevin, and I'm sure you've heard of a 1495 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,300 podcast. 1496 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:27,300 Oh, yeah. 1497 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,300 All right. 1498 01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:29,300 I'm just going to get it done quick. 1499 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,300 You should. 1500 01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:31,300 You should. 1501 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:32,300 Somebody died that we know of dipping. 1502 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:33,300 Really? 1503 01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,300 He got cancer and died. 1504 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:35,300 Just recently. 1505 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,300 I believe it. 1506 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:37,300 I only chew when I golf. 1507 01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:38,300 So that's. 1508 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:39,300 Well, you're chewing now. 1509 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,300 Or you're on a podcast. 1510 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,300 No, this is just. 1511 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,300 Do you golf six times a week? 1512 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,300 Twice a week. 1513 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:44,300 So what are you saying? 1514 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300 You got it now. 1515 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,300 What is it? 1516 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:47,300 It's a tobacco. 1517 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:48,300 This is like a skull bandit. 1518 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,180 No, this is called the new thing. 1519 01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:51,180 There's a new thing out there. 1520 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:52,180 It's just straight tobacco. 1521 01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:53,180 It's a little pouch. 1522 01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:54,180 It's in or. 1523 01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:55,180 So I don't know what I. 1524 01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:56,180 So it's still bad. 1525 01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:57,180 It's still bad. 1526 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,500 No, it's it's fine. 1527 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,500 It's not as bad. 1528 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,500 Is that what you're saying? 1529 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,500 Right. 1530 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,500 Right. 1531 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,500 You still get cancer and die, but just. 1532 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500 Yeah, but. 1533 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,500 The nicotine pouch. 1534 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,500 The nicotine is so good. 1535 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,500 It's it's the best. 1536 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:09,500 All right. 1537 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:10,500 All right. 1538 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,700 So we don't want to attack you guys because you guys do nicotine. 1539 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:14,820 I never heard talk about nicotine in your show. 1540 01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:15,820 We don't. 1541 01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:16,820 I don't do it. 1542 01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:17,820 I don't smoke cigars, cigars. 1543 01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:19,740 I smoke a lot of cigars. 1544 01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:20,740 That's not true. 1545 01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:22,260 You smoke cigars. 1546 01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:24,460 I will smoke an occasional cigar. 1547 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:25,940 I'm not a fan. 1548 01:03:25,940 --> 01:03:26,940 I've tried. 1549 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:27,940 I've smoked two cigars. 1550 01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:28,940 I've done it. 1551 01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:30,940 I want to have done it in college. 1552 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:31,940 You horrible. 1553 01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:34,020 No cigars are cigars and a whiskey is. 1554 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:37,100 No, I've never had a good cigar. 1555 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,100 Maybe that's the part. 1556 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,100 Right. 1557 01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:40,740 That's why I've always had the two dollars. 1558 01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:47,340 I'll get I'll get a good cigar, a good cigar and whiskey is nothing better. 1559 01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:49,940 I'm willing to say I'll take you up on that. 1560 01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:50,940 Yeah. 1561 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:51,940 We've got to figure out what that is. 1562 01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:52,940 Yeah. 1563 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:56,580 And you know, as far as what the good cigars because there are there are groups of people 1564 01:03:56,580 --> 01:03:59,860 that I'm close to that that swear on the right. 1565 01:03:59,860 --> 01:04:00,860 You said right. 1566 01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:02,900 I I don't subscribe to that. 1567 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,180 I like everybody else. 1568 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,580 I have smoked it and I will smoke. 1569 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:08,060 I'll smoke into the cigar. 1570 01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:11,020 It's just I have such a difficult time the next day. 1571 01:04:11,020 --> 01:04:12,020 I know. 1572 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:13,820 No, the rot mouth tastes horrible. 1573 01:04:13,820 --> 01:04:17,220 They say, yeah, the good cigar has ass mouth. 1574 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:22,020 So what about what about what I'd be interested in trying is a pipe. 1575 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,020 Pipes are cool. 1576 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:25,860 I tried that grandfather's lot of work and I loved it. 1577 01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:27,500 So much like a bomb. 1578 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,500 So much work. 1579 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,500 A water bomb. 1580 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500 No, like a right pipe. 1581 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,500 I have pipes like marijuana. 1582 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,500 Look at the pipe. 1583 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:33,500 Oh, the pipe. 1584 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,500 That's like a like Sherlock Holmes. 1585 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,500 Yeah. 1586 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:39,620 They're like that. 1587 01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:40,620 But it's a lot of work. 1588 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:41,620 My dad had a lot of work. 1589 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,620 Yeah. 1590 01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:43,620 But how a lot of work. 1591 01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:47,060 So when you're talking about nicotine and you talk about the next day and you're talking 1592 01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:50,020 about flavor, is that is that better? 1593 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,020 Yeah. 1594 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:52,020 Than a cigar. 1595 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,220 Yeah, because they're sweeter. 1596 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,220 I think so, too. 1597 01:04:54,220 --> 01:04:55,220 I swear. 1598 01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:56,220 Yeah. 1599 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:57,220 My grandfather smoked. 1600 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:58,700 I loved the smell of it. 1601 01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,700 Yeah. 1602 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:01,940 I want to hit pause right now on a scale. 1603 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:02,940 Kevin. 1604 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:03,940 No, not on the pockets. 1605 01:05:03,940 --> 01:05:04,940 I knew pause. 1606 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:05,940 I know. 1607 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:07,900 I'm going to go to one of 10. 1608 01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:10,140 How much fun are you having right now? 1609 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,140 I've had great. 1610 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:12,140 Yes. 1611 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:13,140 Awesome. 1612 01:05:13,140 --> 01:05:14,140 Maybe a two point one. 1613 01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:15,140 This is great. 1614 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:16,140 Like a like a four point two. 1615 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:20,020 I'm like in the podcast that I'd listen to. 1616 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:21,020 It's best. 1617 01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:22,020 Yeah. 1618 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:25,980 I'm really happy to hear that because there are some some folks I've talked to out there. 1619 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:30,340 They inquire about, well, what would it be like to be on the right right right? 1620 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:31,340 I guess. 1621 01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,340 And I don't know. 1622 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:33,340 I'm here every time. 1623 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:34,340 And we have a blast every so. 1624 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,340 Right. 1625 01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:36,340 We enjoy the show. 1626 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:37,340 I know exactly what you're talking about. 1627 01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:38,340 Right. 1628 01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:39,340 Because you just every day. 1629 01:05:39,340 --> 01:05:40,340 It's not every week. 1630 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,340 Well, every week. 1631 01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:42,340 I listen to it every week. 1632 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:43,340 It's like, what if I was on that show? 1633 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:44,340 Oh, man. 1634 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,340 But it's awesome. 1635 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:46,340 But guys, it's awesome. 1636 01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:47,340 It's awesome. 1637 01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:49,340 All we're doing is just I know we're guys. 1638 01:05:49,340 --> 01:05:50,340 Exactly. 1639 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,340 Right. 1640 01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:52,340 Right. 1641 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,340 Right. 1642 01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:54,340 We're sitting around a campfire. 1643 01:05:54,340 --> 01:05:57,060 Well, that's what that's that's what I encourage you to come back. 1644 01:05:57,060 --> 01:06:00,340 And I'm glad we've cracked the Heimann on this for you. 1645 01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,340 Correct. 1646 01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:02,340 You know why I'm here? 1647 01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:05,540 Because my wife's my wife is gone. 1648 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:06,780 My wife's out of town right now. 1649 01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:08,260 So I so I can come here. 1650 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,260 There you go. 1651 01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:10,260 There you go. 1652 01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:11,260 The Disney world. 1653 01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:12,260 But don't come here. 1654 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,260 Oh, yeah. 1655 01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:14,260 Just a ride. 1656 01:06:14,260 --> 01:06:15,260 I'll clean it up. 1657 01:06:15,260 --> 01:06:16,260 Let's drive. 1658 01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:17,260 Yeah. 1659 01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:18,260 That's why that's why I like the show. 1660 01:06:18,260 --> 01:06:19,260 Come here. 1661 01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:20,260 I mean, just take this. 1662 01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:21,260 Let's take this over there. 1663 01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:22,260 They'd be here. 1664 01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:23,260 Just be here. 1665 01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:24,260 Right. 1666 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:25,260 Well, speaking of come. 1667 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:31,260 No, but we have like some dude that got like come face. 1668 01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:34,260 Cleveland Browns, David, the details. 1669 01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:35,260 Come on. 1670 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,260 Talk about that. 1671 01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:37,260 Move on. 1672 01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:38,260 I'm just saying. 1673 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:41,700 So we got this NFL guy that was like from I didn't know about the story. 1674 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,420 You guys going to fill me in on this. 1675 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:45,380 It is an amazing story, actually. 1676 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:47,460 Well, he's kind of an idiot for what he did. 1677 01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:48,460 Very well, you know. 1678 01:06:48,460 --> 01:06:50,140 OK, I get it. 1679 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:52,340 But OK, so it's David. 1680 01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:53,340 No joke. 1681 01:06:53,340 --> 01:06:54,340 You mean, Joku. 1682 01:06:54,340 --> 01:06:56,820 He is a tight end for this Cleveland Browns. 1683 01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:57,820 Correct. 1684 01:06:57,820 --> 01:07:01,380 He was doing a dudes like us moment where he was an idiot. 1685 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:04,540 Now, you guys, you guys squirt flammables on fire. 1686 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:05,540 He was squirting. 1687 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:08,540 My sperm is pretty explosive. 1688 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:13,380 Well, squirting starter, lighter fluid, and it blew. 1689 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,500 It traveled up the stream and blew up in his face. 1690 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:22,100 And he got second degree burns all over his face, probably his arms, 20, 27 year old. 1691 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,100 Yes. 1692 01:07:23,100 --> 01:07:24,100 And and this happened. 1693 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:25,100 I think he's making millions. 1694 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:26,260 Why are you doing that? 1695 01:07:26,260 --> 01:07:28,300 I think this happened during the dollars. 1696 01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:29,720 It happened during the week. 1697 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,620 And then he had a game on Sunday and they and the doctors told him, yeah, you're you're 1698 01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:35,620 not playing. 1699 01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:37,620 And he was like, oh, I guess. 1700 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:38,620 Yeah. 1701 01:07:38,620 --> 01:07:40,620 Well, he was like a whole head mask. 1702 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:45,660 I love the whole head, but he wore a mask as he walked into the stadium. 1703 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:50,660 And the doctors were just trying to imagine the pain that he went through just just running 1704 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:51,660 his route. 1705 01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:52,660 Right. 1706 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:57,060 And he was hitting his face and he showed a picture of his peeling face. 1707 01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:59,820 And when I talk about peeling, it's like sloughy. 1708 01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:00,820 Yeah. 1709 01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:03,520 We talk about like a second degree is bad. 1710 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,260 His skin was falling off. 1711 01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:06,260 Yeah. 1712 01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:07,260 Look up. 1713 01:08:07,260 --> 01:08:08,260 Look up, David. 1714 01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:09,980 Joe, remember the guy in the New York Giants? 1715 01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:11,460 OK, New York Giants lineman. 1716 01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:15,300 He blew part of his hand and the firecracker firecracker. 1717 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,300 Remember that? 1718 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,300 Yeah. 1719 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,300 Right. 1720 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,300 Yeah. 1721 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,300 Yep. 1722 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,300 Same thing. 1723 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:22,300 Stupid. 1724 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:23,300 I'm going to do that. 1725 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,860 Pay someone to do that. 1726 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:26,620 But I got to give him I got to give him credit. 1727 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:28,360 He says look at that guy. 1728 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,860 So he said when he saw he ran out of no, no, no, no, no. 1729 01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:32,860 Upper left hand corner. 1730 01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:33,860 Crazy. 1731 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,300 Let me give you some quotes from his face. 1732 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:36,300 Yeah. 1733 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:41,300 He said he quoted I ran out of normal lighter fluid that I used to soak the wood. 1734 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:43,460 So that's me. 1735 01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:44,460 I'm an idiot. 1736 01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:45,460 I did that. 1737 01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:46,460 I did that. 1738 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,460 The other one. 1739 01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:48,460 Yeah, the same thing. 1740 01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:51,340 It was a spray instead of one that was a pour. 1741 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:55,300 And he said explaining what that the lighter was still in the air. 1742 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:57,060 Drop in the air. 1743 01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:59,580 So when I looked up, it just exploded. 1744 01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:03,940 I saw the fire come from my wrist and just went up right into my face. 1745 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:04,940 You know what? 1746 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:08,420 I didn't really feel the pain because it was just happened so fast. 1747 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:09,900 Nature always wins. 1748 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:10,900 Yeah. 1749 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:15,260 So the look at that 17 to 18 percent total body surface. 1750 01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:16,260 Jesus. 1751 01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:18,460 That's that's significant, man. 1752 01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:20,980 He's a man. 1753 01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:23,260 He's a stud to handle that pain. 1754 01:09:23,260 --> 01:09:26,540 I can only imagine how painful that is. 1755 01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:27,540 His arms. 1756 01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:32,300 Look at his forearms, his forearms and his bicep, his chest and his face. 1757 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,060 I'm not saying he didn't make a huge mistake. 1758 01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:36,380 I'm giving him credit for saying, fuck it. 1759 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:37,380 I'm playing anyway. 1760 01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:38,380 Let me tell you. 1761 01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:41,020 I mean, look, I bet I've made some dumb mistakes. 1762 01:09:41,020 --> 01:09:44,180 Paul's not going to like what I'm about to say, but I'm going to say it. 1763 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,820 I'm going to say it because this is the dude's like this moment. 1764 01:09:47,820 --> 01:09:49,200 You got to be smart. 1765 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,820 But look, look, shit happens. 1766 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:55,820 When you are in the spirit of the night and you're you're doing things, you know, I mean, 1767 01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:59,660 sometimes you're just thinking you're you're doing something. 1768 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,580 Your thinking process is a little jaded. 1769 01:10:01,580 --> 01:10:02,580 Yep. 1770 01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:03,580 And you do something. 1771 01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:04,580 Absolutely. 1772 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:05,580 Absolutely. 1773 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,580 Do you remember what you did? 1774 01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:07,580 I did. 1775 01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:08,580 So there's a video of it. 1776 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,580 I have a hundred percent. 1777 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:10,580 And it was really stupid. 1778 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,580 What did Paul do? 1779 01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:19,380 Well, so I put I poured a very flammable liquid on an open container of gasoline and he is 1780 01:10:19,380 --> 01:10:20,820 pouring it on a fire. 1781 01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:21,820 That's the worst. 1782 01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:22,820 All right. 1783 01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:23,820 So the fire. 1784 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,820 I'm very lucky. 1785 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,260 The fire comes out. 1786 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:30,740 It comes up in the it catches the canteen on fire. 1787 01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:31,740 Just the yeah. 1788 01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:34,740 The bonfire, the nice backyard. 1789 01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:37,140 It's like a backyard little backyard flame. 1790 01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:38,540 And Paul's kind of like, oh, fuck. 1791 01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:44,540 And he starts shaking the can and he's like spraying fire everywhere. 1792 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:45,540 Right. 1793 01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:46,540 Yeah. 1794 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:47,540 It was really a dumb moment. 1795 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:51,740 It was well, he ultimately got it under control pretty quick. 1796 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:55,740 But I mean, it could have been very, very bad. 1797 01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:57,300 The potential was was high. 1798 01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:01,940 And when I saw the video, I was like, dude, not only did you do this to yourself, but 1799 01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:03,700 you have you had a video. 1800 01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,700 No one was around. 1801 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,700 Oh, I'll send it to you. 1802 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:06,700 No, no, you won't. 1803 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:07,700 Who is your video? 1804 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:09,380 You had you had it. 1805 01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:10,380 You recorded it. 1806 01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,380 It's going to be on Instagram. 1807 01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:13,420 No, they were because that's what friends do. 1808 01:11:13,420 --> 01:11:15,140 When you're drinking, they record you. 1809 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,140 I would love to see that. 1810 01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:19,140 Your son, I would love to see that. 1811 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:22,140 No, I don't think I don't think we realize. 1812 01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,140 Yeah. 1813 01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:24,140 What? 1814 01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:25,140 But shit happens. 1815 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:26,140 But that's a good point. 1816 01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:29,140 We don't realize in the moment when we're drinking, having a good time, listening to 1817 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:34,060 music and the fire's not burning and everybody's complaining. 1818 01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:35,060 Everybody's complaining. 1819 01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:37,620 Gaslight is not going well because I did. 1820 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:38,620 Yeah. 1821 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:39,620 Because I didn't have any lighter fluid. 1822 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:40,620 Right. 1823 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:41,620 And yes, here's a thing. 1824 01:11:41,620 --> 01:11:46,300 And the fire and the fire wasn't really burning at all. 1825 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,300 Right. 1826 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,300 Right. 1827 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,300 Like it was just like it was like embers. 1828 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:50,300 Smoldering. 1829 01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:51,300 You're smoldering. 1830 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,300 Right. 1831 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:55,140 So it's like, OK, I'll just pour some gasoline on it because that would get it going. 1832 01:11:55,140 --> 01:11:57,620 There always has to be a level head somewhere. 1833 01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:58,620 Stupid. 1834 01:11:58,620 --> 01:12:00,380 That says, hey, Paul, not a good idea. 1835 01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:01,380 Not a good idea. 1836 01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:02,700 But you have to be willing to hear it. 1837 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:03,700 That's exactly right. 1838 01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:04,700 And I wouldn't have been able to. 1839 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,700 Right. 1840 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:06,700 Because I'm hearing impaired. 1841 01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:07,700 Well, not just that. 1842 01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:10,700 But when you get to that moment, you're like, it'll be fine. 1843 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:11,700 Don't do that. 1844 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:12,700 What? 1845 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:15,540 Many people said that and Paul just did it. 1846 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,460 Being dead honest, I mean, I'll own up to it. 1847 01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:19,780 It was really stupid. 1848 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:21,820 Gasoline is it's no bueno, man. 1849 01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:22,820 It's crazy. 1850 01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:23,820 It's not good. 1851 01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:27,820 So do you see what the Cincinnati Bengals did last night? 1852 01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,300 They they win. 1853 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:30,300 No, they lost. 1854 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:31,300 No, they won. 1855 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:32,300 They won. 1856 01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:33,300 They beat the Jaguars. 1857 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:34,300 They beat the Jaguars. 1858 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:35,300 They did. 1859 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,300 Overtime. 1860 01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:37,300 They lost. 1861 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,300 Didn't the quarterback get hurt? 1862 01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:39,300 Trevor Lawrence. 1863 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:41,100 Trevor Lawrence sprained his ankle. 1864 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,820 One of his linemen stepped on his ankle. 1865 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:49,020 And the fans were freaking out because he limped to the locker room instead of a cart 1866 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,020 taking him there. 1867 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:51,020 Yes. 1868 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:52,020 What's the story behind that? 1869 01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:53,020 Well, they thought to do that. 1870 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,020 Yeah. 1871 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:55,020 Yeah. 1872 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:56,020 He decided to walk. 1873 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:57,020 So well, then fuck the fans. 1874 01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:58,020 Sorry. 1875 01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:59,020 Pretty much. 1876 01:12:59,020 --> 01:13:00,020 Sorry. 1877 01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,520 That was that was pretty much. 1878 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,860 But the backup quarterback from the Bengals, Jake Browning, had an exceptional. 1879 01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:06,860 He killed it. 1880 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:07,860 Exceptional. 1881 01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:10,300 He had 355 yards. 1882 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:12,140 He's like 30 backup quarterback. 1883 01:13:12,140 --> 01:13:13,140 What happened? 1884 01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:15,580 Joe Burroughs out for the year. 1885 01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:16,580 He taught. 1886 01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:17,580 What happened? 1887 01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:20,180 Now, this is the third game he's missed. 1888 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:22,500 Third, second full game. 1889 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:23,500 He bent his penis. 1890 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,500 Yeah, he bent penis. 1891 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,500 He broke it. 1892 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:26,500 Yeah. 1893 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:30,660 Now he ripped a tendon in his wrist and he had to have surgery on it. 1894 01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:31,900 So he after the season. 1895 01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:33,340 Yes, he's he's done. 1896 01:13:33,340 --> 01:13:34,340 Like no playoffs. 1897 01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:35,340 Like nothing done. 1898 01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:36,340 He's done. 1899 01:13:36,340 --> 01:13:38,020 He's done. 1900 01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:39,020 So frustrating. 1901 01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:42,060 It's just like so frustrating. 1902 01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:43,060 Yeah. 1903 01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:44,580 A lot of quarterbacks out this season. 1904 01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:48,780 You got Aaron Rodgers, Kirk Cousins, Kirk Burroughs. 1905 01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:52,260 Melicka Licka Licka is the thing to say. 1906 01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:55,260 No, that's not a quarterback. 1907 01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:58,260 On a bright white Christmas day. 1908 01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:01,260 And then do we want to talk about fantasy? 1909 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:04,260 How did fantasy football get this? 1910 01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:05,260 I won again. 1911 01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:06,540 Did you win? 1912 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:08,580 I am in second place. 1913 01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,580 I'm in second place. 1914 01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:10,780 Are you really? 1915 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:11,940 I am. 1916 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:13,300 And I'm on a roll. 1917 01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:20,780 So I have a shot at coming from all the way from the 11th place to possibly getting points 1918 01:14:20,780 --> 01:14:21,780 in third place. 1919 01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:22,780 Points. 1920 01:14:22,780 --> 01:14:23,780 Points. 1921 01:14:23,780 --> 01:14:27,060 But I'm going to definitely make the playoffs because I'm that good. 1922 01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:29,540 That's because I recommended that player for you. 1923 01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:30,540 I played him for two games. 1924 01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:31,540 I don't care. 1925 01:14:31,540 --> 01:14:32,540 Those two wins. 1926 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:33,540 But it was. 1927 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:34,540 It was. 1928 01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:37,340 And you're out because of me. 1929 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,620 I'm in third place for now. 1930 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:42,900 Kevin, this has been a lot of fun. 1931 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:43,900 A lot of fun. 1932 01:14:43,900 --> 01:14:44,900 Very glad to have you here. 1933 01:14:44,900 --> 01:14:45,900 I enjoyed it. 1934 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:46,900 Good. 1935 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:47,900 Good. 1936 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:48,900 Any profound final words? 1937 01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:49,900 Listen to the show, but I can contribute. 1938 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:50,900 It's awesome. 1939 01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:51,900 You got to talk into the mic. 1940 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:52,900 Are we still on? 1941 01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:53,900 I'm sorry. 1942 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:54,900 Give us some profound final words from you. 1943 01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:55,900 Wisdom. 1944 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:56,900 Wisdom for our listeners. 1945 01:14:56,900 --> 01:15:07,820 Can you do it in the Asian voice? 1946 01:15:07,820 --> 01:15:10,820 Me wreck it very much. 1947 01:15:10,820 --> 01:15:11,820 Okay. 1948 01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:15,380 That will do it. 1949 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:18,580 That will do it, ladies and gentlemen. 1950 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:21,860 That's what you get on Dudes Like Us podcast. 1951 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:23,180 So we got a couple of shout outs here. 1952 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:26,020 So shout out to Lowry Crossing, 1845 Distillery. 1953 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:27,020 We got a shout out. 1954 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,020 Are you going to pay for that? 1955 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:29,020 What is the... 1956 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,020 No, but we love them. 1957 01:15:30,020 --> 01:15:31,020 We got the Bookers, right? 1958 01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:32,020 Bookers, Burbys, Little Book. 1959 01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,020 Little Book. 1960 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,020 Little Book. 1961 01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:35,020 Little Bookers. 1962 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:38,020 And then we got a Luca, which we tried for... 1963 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,020 I only drank that. 1964 01:15:39,020 --> 01:15:40,020 The Midlake. 1965 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:41,020 I'm the only one who drank that. 1966 01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:42,020 I didn't have any of that. 1967 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,020 We didn't talk about the... 1968 01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:44,020 Poor Man's Pappy. 1969 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:45,020 Poor Man's Pappy. 1970 01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:46,020 Oh, and we didn't talk about the Poor Man's Pappy. 1971 01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,020 That was outstanding. 1972 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,020 Okay, well then you're going to have to come back. 1973 01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:49,020 That was outstanding. 1974 01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:50,020 All right. 1975 01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:51,020 Shout out to the Total Wine folks for coming. 1976 01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:52,020 We're going to have to come back. 1977 01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:57,020 That was outstanding. 1978 01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:00,020 All right, shout out to the Total Wine folks. 1979 01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:01,020 Stan, sorry, because Jamaica's still out there. 1980 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:02,020 Jody and Amanda, of course. 1981 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,020 You got to get Jody and Amanda here. 1982 01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:04,020 That'd be awesome. 1983 01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,020 Amanda, Amanda, of course. 1984 01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:06,020 Get Amanda here. 1985 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,020 She'll blow it up. 1986 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,020 Check us out. 1987 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:09,020 Blow it up. 1988 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:10,020 Dudes Like Us, Facebook and Instagram. 1989 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,020 Thank you, Mr. Producer. 1990 01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:12,020 Thank you, Kevin, our guest. 1991 01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:13,020 Yes. 1992 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:14,020 Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean. 1993 01:16:14,020 --> 01:16:15,020 I'm Paul. 1994 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:16,020 I'm Jeff. 1995 01:16:16,020 --> 01:16:17,020 I'm Kevin. 1996 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,020 There you go. 1997 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:19,020 Good night, bitches. 1998 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:22,020 Good night.