All right, looks like the garbage can needs to be emptied.
It's filling up quite high.
Whose job is that?
We do that once a year.
Sean does clean up?
We pay Julie.
She's falling down on the job if we pay her for it.
Oh, I hear her out there.
Oh boy, now you've done it.
Listen, one of the rules about podcasts is don't anger the hostess.
That way she doesn't come in here and start tearing up shit.
Is that a barrage of texts coming in now?
Uh oh, I hear her in the background.
Somebody's going to have to shut the door quickly.
It gets warm in here.
All right, well, this is obviously the second...
Oh, salmon.
Second half.
What's the old salmon pill I took right before I came in?
Give us all those vitamins.
You take all the vitamins.
I take a mouthful of them.
I take like 13 pills every day to try to keep my body equalized.
You let one rip and then you go, oh, salmon.
I tasted it.
It was like the same one.
And that's what we smell.
Thanks.
No, it's not.
All right, second half.
It is the second half.
It's November 28th.
It's Dudes Like Us.
It's a podcast filled with lots of fun stuff.
We didn't talk about the first half, which I want to bring up regarding the bourbon samples
that we do.
Once the bottles for Dudes Like Us has expired, and our definition of expired means there's
not enough to fill three glasses.
It won't make another round.
Not enough for another round.
We put it in the infinity bottle.
In our infinity bottle is probably three quarters full, right?
We haven't pushed.
We haven't pulled from that in a while.
We need to think about that at some point.
Well, we'll bring Larry back out, and the next time Larry comes back out, we'll take
a poll from it.
So, Larry, you can come back any time you want.
You got to pledge it.
We ask a lot of people to come out, and sometimes it's a little cumbersome, and sometimes I
feel like they don't want to come out.
I don't want to bug them.
You're welcome to come out any time.
Just say, hey, I want to come out.
And, dude, we'll just line it up for you.
Dudes Like Us, it's November 28th.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Joe.
And I'm Larry the Guest.
Larry the Guest.
Larry, we mentioned a little bit.
He was in one of our first podcasts.
But there's even a comedian, Larry the Cable Guy.
Cable Guy, yes.
Oh, we don't have to compare Larry.
We went through all of that.
No, no, no.
In the previous podcast.
Yes, Paul, there is.
Well, I was going to say, thank you for bringing that up.
In the last podcast, you were like, there's no important Larrys out in the world.
Oh, yes.
Larry the Cable Guy.
Yeah, he's a brainy action.
What about Larry Truman?
He's a masterpiece.
Larry Truman?
Larry Truman.
Wow.
OK.
I'm trying.
Larry Lindbergh, you know, Charles' brother.
Right, I'm trying for you.
We're going to have to continue to think of the famous Larrys.
And we are struggling.
I know.
We are struggling.
Larry Bird.
How about Larry King?
That's an excellent one.
Larry King.
There you go.
That's another good one.
How about the three stooges?
You got Larry Fine.
Hey, Mo.
Oh, my God.
OK.
Larry Hadland from Dallas.
You know, it's interesting as you say from Dallas, I would always say I Dream of Jeannie.
Me too.
I would not go to Dallas as what he's known for.
Oh, I love that show I Dream of Jeannie.
That was such a great show.
Major Healy.
God, that was such a fantastic show.
I tell you what.
It really was.
It was a.
Barbara Eden was something else.
She was delicious.
I will tell you, it was it was quite the benefit living overseas and on a military base where
they had a bunch of these classics sitcoms that would play.
They played them nonstop.
So I got to experience all that.
It was cool.
Yeah.
That's back before cable was actually out.
I mean, those were automatics, right?
I Dream of Jeannie, Gilligan's Island, Bewitched.
I mean, all of those.
Bewitched was another classic one.
Mash wasn't really didn't fall into that category.
Barbara Eden is still alive, isn't she?
I don't know.
I think she is.
And she still looks pretty.
Speaking of older women that look pretty nice.
What did you guys think of the she's ninety nine years old?
Good for her.
What did you guys think of the halftime show of the Cowboys game with Dolly Parton?
That was something else.
I did not watch it.
Kind of train.
I heard about it.
I think she was having I don't I don't think she was supposed to be where she was at.
I don't know.
Does that mean I think she was supposed to be where she was at?
I don't know.
Is she supposed to be on top of the stairs or on that star?
To be honest, because if you saw a door, I think she was supposed to come from her.
She was supposed to come up from that door.
But so why is it matter?
What happened?
She looked awkward because what happened?
The state of couldn't even see her.
For one thing, she was standing in front and she was having trouble.
I think she was probably wearing high heels and she was able to hold on to the star as
she walked around.
Well, she's 100 years old.
She's 77.
Seventy seven.
Yeah.
I think that's a testimony, though, because she first of all, she did perform for a while
and she performed at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
So they have a TV screen that that could be seen from the fucking moon.
It still didn't look right to me.
To me, it almost didn't look like a game because of the TV.
Right.
To me, it didn't look right.
It looked like she should have been on top of the stair on the star.
Interesting.
And I think the last two songs were not very good.
I never even watched it.
I yeah, I'm with you.
OK, stop.
Pause it right there.
So look at the the ensemble.
She's got the Dallas Cowboy Chilli outfit, which is which is kind of hot.
And she does fill it.
And she's obviously wearing these stocking skin colored spanks.
Things that are going on.
Belly spank thing.
Yeah, that even the belly button is kind of awkward.
They kind of like add that in there.
She's got things holding in place because her age of skin does not just sit there.
Unless it's all been worked on over and over and over again.
But she's got tattoos.
And you can't see them.
Correct.
So her tattoos are very private.
She doesn't want people seeing them.
She's made that public.
And I don't know if she has tattoos on her legs.
I don't know if she has tattoos on her abdomen or back.
But I've been you know, the buzz is that she's got tattoos all over her body.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So I thought it was that big there.
I thought it was great.
You know, it was kind of fun to watch.
Yeah, she's 77.
She's still out there doing an energetic good for her for 77.
I mean, pretty like Madonna Marana.
She came out there with her her fake ass butt that came out two feet.
I mean, come on.
This Dolly Parton is she's a testimony for her time.
Absolutely.
She looks completely different now than what she used to.
She did, of course, 100.
She's had a lot of work at this halftime show.
She did some of her classics, Jolene and Joe.
But then in the in the last she went into some Queen songs, which I think that was weird.
I think that was a mistake.
She should have done that.
I agree.
Well, she has she recently released an album of harder stuff.
I know that sounds crazy.
Yeah.
But at the at the American Music Country Awards that was in Frisco, like she remember she
hosted that she was in Walden and she rock and roll Hall of Fame.
That's right.
She played one of her new releases, which was like kind of a hard song, like a hard
rock song.
OK.
Yeah.
Well, he's he's festive.
Look at that.
Nice.
Well, good for her.
She's very critical.
Right.
She's very awkward to me.
Yeah, because she's she's built like a Teletubby on.
I don't think she's supposed to be there.
I think she's supposed to be on top of the star.
I think she's supposed to come up.
She probably had some kind of railing she was going to hold on and then everyone was
going to honestly.
I wouldn't want to be up there.
I mean, it looks extremely precarious.
You know, it just I would imagine falling off that she's kind of like, fuck that.
Yeah, that square in the middle.
I wonder if she was supposed to like levitate.
You know, I think she was.
I think she's come up to that.
She's like, I'm 77.
I'm not doing that.
Are you crazy?
No, she probably just had three bottles of wine.
I'm not getting up there.
Yeah.
It's real.
I'm drunk.
It's a skunk.
Maybe that.
But she sounded good.
She sounded good.
Maybe that.
She looks great.
Do you think that was lip sync?
Yeah, I think it was.
Do you?
Yeah, I think they all do that because they don't want any mistakes.
I don't know.
Actually, that's a good question.
I'm going to type that in.
Hmm.
Interesting.
And now we're getting sucked into watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders dancing in
front of the stage.
So when you see her sideways, she looks like that.
What?
Like good or no?
No, she's looking.
No, she's 77, right?
She looks good for being 77.
Yes.
But should she be wearing that?
Well, that's up to her.
That's always been my complaint when older women try to desperately to look young again.
I wish they would just embrace.
I'm with you.
Yeah, just don't get the work done.
Don't do all that stuff.
Just embrace who you are and be proud of it.
You know, the thing that really bothers me is the lip injection thing.
Yes.
It's like, what are you doing?
I know.
And I hate it because it's like, you know, it's always that common thing where guys,
when we get older, we become distinguished, right?
But the women, they don't.
And so they feel like they have to supplement.
Well, they don't.
You know what I mean?
I'm with you.
They really don't.
And I hate it.
But they're all prone to it because.
All right.
So I'm reading an article from freshersalive.com.
Is Dolly Parton lip syncing in that episode?
That's reputable.
And she says she did not respond to that.
So she did not.
That's a yes.
She did.
Yeah.
She didn't say whether she was.
And the other one was, why was Dolly holding onto the stage?
While the Parton's Thanksgiving halftime show performed to the Dallas Company Wars Washington
commanders game in two thousand twenty three has stirred mixed reactions while many found
her iconic cheerleading outfit a clever entertaining move.
Some criticize her alleged lip syncing during the performance.
The absence of a visible microphone raised suspicions leading to speculation of whether
she was truly singing.
Despite the controversy, fans defended Dolly, suggesting that she has used less visible
microphone while others argue that her legendary status overall talent acknowledged regardless
of lip syncing debate doesn't say why she was holding on to the damn stage.
Does she not have a headset?
Her microphone is right next to her mouth.
She was a she's got a headset on.
She was holding on to the stage.
She was holding on to that star because she forgot her walker.
I think she's in high heels.
There we go.
We put my wife and I watched it.
We pause it at an angle and she's wearing high heels.
And I think you're walking around.
I'm sure the stage may not be 100 percent.
So she would hold on.
So what year do you think she was born in?
Seventy seven.
Well, OK, we know that.
Nineteen oh three.
Nineteen forty seven.
And her worker.
Oh, Walker.
She just got real.
Yeah, she just got real.
Yeah.
Nineteen forty seven.
She's going to push it down.
Yeah.
January 19, 1946.
Born in Locust Ridge, Tennessee.
She has got an interesting story, you know, the way she how she came about.
She was a poor young guy.
Parton.
Look, look, look what you look like prior to this.
Prior to the million dollars of plastic surgery.
She's got a million dollars to spend.
Fuck it.
Absolutely.
But I know I hate that they feel like they have to do that.
Well, you know, they it is what it is.
It's the sign of the times.
It's keeping up with Jones.
Is there so many different look at this?
The black and white with the second one.
Hold on.
No, how about the one with the big boobs?
Hang on.
That's from the Texas Warhouse.
Seriously, dude, how many people playboy has addressed?
Really?
Which one are you talking about?
Yeah, I think the one over here with the one next to the booby one, the black and white
one all the way in the left.
Yeah.
OK, that's she pretty man.
I think she's pretty there.
That's nothing like she does today.
Granted, that was granted.
That was a long time ago.
Fifty years ago.
She was at Bessalot Whorehouse in Texas.
And that's pretty much I think that's what she looked like.
Yeah.
Part of her charm, though, is that she makes no bones about the big giant wigs and, you
know, thirty six doubles.
These I just checked her bra sizes.
Thirty six.
Oh, my God.
So what?
Like she always says, it costs a lot of money to look this shabby.
Right.
She's an entertainer.
She always has been.
She knows, you know, the look she's going for and she knows.
You know, the one thing I admire about.
Well, first of all, she's she's a great she's a great actress and she's a great singer and
she's a great performer.
She's got impeccable showmanship.
But you know, she's she's what she's still married to the same guy.
She's Carl.
Yeah.
Well, his name is Carl.
It's kind of similar to Larry almost.
It's one of those names.
But my point is, is that she is not only an icon, but she's someone to look up to, you
know, because she does she kind of embraces the family structure.
Does she have any kids?
No.
Interesting.
Never had any kids.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
Huh?
She certainly is like an icon.
That picture looked altered because that ruffle going down.
Go back to that last picture.
And whatever it was, it was you saw the whole thing that one there.
Look how bent that is.
It's following the contour of those 36.
That's what I mean.
Are they that big?
Oh, dude, they're ponthing.
Look at that.
Anyway, I've I've seen something that she has an amusement park out in Tennessee.
Golly, where?
I bet it is.
I think from what I've read is it's approaching the most popular amusement park in the state
in the world.
Nice.
Are you kidding me?
Good for her.
Well, yeah, kind of good for her.
I mean, what what what is this world called?
Dolly World.
Dollywood.
I'm sorry.
Dollywood.
Do you know anything about it?
Why is it such an attraction?
I think it's just family friendly, wholesome, good rides.
You know, it's you know, it's a good I've never been but
Dollywood Parks and Resorts top destination for families.
Is she not higher gay people there?
Is that what it is?
I like that.
Whoa.
It's impossible.
She takes a stand.
No, I guarantee she caves to that.
Visit the Smoky Mountain Christmas presented by Humana begins November.
Look at that.
Now to January 6th.
That's pretty impressive.
At the Dollywood.
The Christmas shines brightest at Dollywood.
Nice.
Huh.
It was a drone show out there.
Do you see that?
I thought her show at the halftime at the football game.
I thought it was it was entertaining.
It was enjoyable.
She looked good.
I know there's a lot of people criticizing her.
I thought it was fantastic.
I like it.
It is for what it is.
It's a live performance and live performances are never perfect.
You know, you can't expect an album quality performance from something like that.
I think it was awesome.
I'll tell you what it was.
It was 300 percent better than the Detroit Lion halftime show.
What was it?
Oh, it was so bad.
I saw that.
The rapper.
The white rap.
It was so like Eminem.
No, no, I don't know what his name is, but it Eminem.
No, Jim Hargrove or some weird name.
Jeff, it was seriously the worst performance I've ever seen at a football game.
I had the TV on.
I was walking around.
Jack Harlow.
First off, I had no freaking clue who he was and his music was horrible.
And all he did was cater to the camera.
Yeah, he did paid no attention to the crowd whatsoever.
And it starts.
It starts out with him.
Mr. Producer, what songs does he sing?
I'm sorry, Jeff, go on.
It starts out, probably the halftime show.
It starts out because it's so bad.
The set they have looks like a kindergarten built it.
But he starts out all here is yuh.
The halftime show.
Yuh.
So bad.
Yuh.
Three times, four times.
I'm just psyched.
Shelly and I were both like, what is this?
I mean, it was so bad.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
This is going to be really bad.
Yeah.
There's somebody in the stands with their own.
It might sound weird.
It's like, what's going on here?
Yeah, this won't do it justice.
Yuh.
I can't even see him.
So it looks like it's in a bubble.
Like an igloo.
There's no point in even watching.
Go to the official broadcast of it.
Yuh.
Yeah.
Yuh.
I distinctly heard flutes.
Was that a recorder or?
No, it was terrible.
You know what?
I don't know.
I don't know what we're talking about.
I don't know.
It's terrible.
You know what?
I'm sorry, Mr. Producer, for wasting your time.
Just...
Yeah, why...
I'm not watching this.
Why are we even giving this guy time anyway?
Yup.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Yeah, agreed.
What a...
You know what?
It takes moments like this to rethink your career.
Yuh.
It's just like, what are we doing?
Hey, you know what?
He's laughing all the way to the bank.
Yeah.
Well, he got paid.
Got blessed.
I had never heard of this guy before and he was terrible.
Terrible.
Look at the set.
Piece of plastic with...
Igloo and ice all right Jack Harlow sounds like a private eye
It's good. It's a great name. It's like a man. I'm Arlo. I was sitting there my office, and she walked in the only hi
Jack Harlow, how's it going? Yeah?
So I lost my dog
That does make me think of Magnum P. I my mom had the hot Magnum P. I Tom Selleck so bad
She was just like oh this much back to be I know it's like I bet she liked him in those like the
Shorts that he had yes, and how you doing there miss Maggie and that big mustache
Want to go for a ride in my helicopter
What's that guy's name the tito TC TC?
Some of the other ones Rockford files that was another one wouldn't it Rockford files was really good
That was a good one. That was a great theme so that was with James Garner. Yeah, that was some of those 70 shows, right?
Yeah, yeah, I mean Magnum P. I was one of those
remember Mannix
Manning Detective Show Mannequin
Connors never watched that one, but I remember it
Colombo
Hawaii five oh starski and Hutch yeah, yeah, just one more thing Quincy remember Quincy
You guys remember Quincy. He was a corner was order. Yeah, Jack Clubman. Yes. That was a good one Barnaby Jones
Well, do you remember like mama's family and the whole Carol Burnett?
Never watched about was family. Yeah, but how about Carol Burnett's watch Carol Burnett show?
I mean that that whole genre from that period and those actors and actresses and that was magic
So funny magic and Tim Conway
God Harvey Corman Harvey Corman so freaking funny man
I never will remember that when they took this they wanted up a piece of paper, right and he throws it over his head
And he kicks it with the the bottom of his foot back over his hand his head and it lands in his hand right in front
Of Tim Conway, they start cracking up. It was like a one of a million
Well, they make each other laugh. Oh, they feed off each other. It's awesome. And mama's family
So what are the shows that you guys are talking about? I've never seen any of those Carol Burnett Carol Burnett show
Okay, Carol Burnett show. It was just those just uh, it was a variety show, right?
So they do skits kind of like a silent life. Yeah, okay
Okay, so we got the I pulled up some random list and we're gonna go down from the 20 to the number one
So the number 20
1975 to 1984. Yeah, what give us 20 classic sitcoms that aired on the ABCs TGIF
Okay, it's Friday. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Yeah, so number 20 is one day at a time. What's a great one?
That was that was Valerie Burnett. Yeah, one day at a time in his family sitcom
So you know that Valerie Burnett you had her sister that turned out she started doing a lot of heroin and she ended up passing away
When that show was on the I was certain she's a dead. I was one of our sisters certain
That Valerie Bertinelli and I would end up together in
Marital bliss for the rest of our don't give up. Yes, don't I'm with you Larry, you know that bitch never called me actually
Is it his name Larry?
Do we have a Larry sorry, I think his name is Larry
was Schneider
Schneider the maintenance guy
Schneider shows up is a are you doing you want me to fix your pipes over here?
He was the maintenance guy. You're right. He's so corny to all right number two number 19 coach from
89 to 97 never watched it. We never watched that show. I watched it. It's kind of funny Craig T
Nelson won an Emmy for his performances on coach and the van dyke guy Jerry van dyke. Yep. Yeah, okay
Then you had the
Yeah from 1984 to 1992 the Cosby show
You know, it's kind of it's just fucked up and sad, you know because look I like both cosby
I really enjoyed a lot of his comedy and it's it's it's really unfortunate that is all along
He was he was doing the he was a predator fly, you know, he will taste some of this bitch fly
He was a full-on predator he and his wife from what I gather, you know, she she
She either turned a blind eye or she knew what was going on and she just she just probably enjoyed it
She probably endured it with he is not in prison anymore. Is he? No
I don't know ridiculous ridiculous
He should die in prison in my opinion
Whatever he's uh, he's no longer
Well, you know what whatever I mean it's perfect strangers from 86 to 93 with bulky
There's a hilarious timeless
Yeah, I never watched that one watched it that's all pieces of it perfect strangers, okay and a mama's family
We talked about that that's from 83 to 90 never saw that
Now you heard of it I've heard of it I just never watched it what Alf
You would think that be a show that would never make it and that was a round of how long was it around
Four years four years four seasons. That's not a bad run. No, it's not number 14. Who's the boss?
Oh, that's a good one. Watch that Tony. Danza Tony Danza Tony Danza
Started who's the boss and Melissa Milano was the daughter
And I write she is a complete disaster, but she's cute. Oh she was I don't know about growing pains
I'm gonna watch that 85 to 92 with that was thick. Well, that was Jason's Kirk Cameron Kirk Cameron. Yes. Okay
His wife Maggie for children Mike Carroll Benning. I did watch that one
Bullway he's not he's looking pretty rough Tony. Yeah, he's a pizza
Family ties that's one of my classic fun that one was great. That's Bateman right Justine. Yeah, Alex
Alex Pete Keaton
Michael J. Fax. I was a great
Struggling Reagan child growing up in a household by two ex hippie liberal parents. He's uh, he's struggling with his Parkinson's
He really is I saw him on 60 minutes or something. That's so sad in number 11. You got night court
Nightcore remember the big tall dude. What was his name?
Bull the guy with
Just he did he just died just passed away within the last couple of month or two Richard ball and the defense
Oh, that was Marty Mark. Oh, that's a horn dog
That show has she was hot that girl. Well night courts back
You mean it's yeah, she was pretty. Yeah night court is yeah last year. They did a remake
Oh, okay, John Larroquette isn't it I think yeah John Larroquette and I think the judge is the
She's for the Big Bang Theory that the buxom one was married to the nerd whether all nerds
But yeah, who is who was the actress in the original one that you're saying that she was a marky
They've marky post marky post. Yeah, let me see what she looks like. She recently passed away as well
Oh, she's crazy. We're getting so old when the actresses. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Oh, yes
Yeah, she was cute
And remember the old bailiff lady
The smoker
Number 10 you got threes company coming knock on my door. I'll be waiting for you. That's a super class
Threes company that it changed to what threes a crowd and if it died out quickly there when they changed the name
What you call just died
She was so cute and good for hers for standing up for herself
during that she's kind of like, you know, why the fuck you know, we got a we got a
a thirty percent
Share in the attention for whatever the rates were so, you know
Yeah, five stations out there on the air and they got thirty percent of it thirty share whatever it was
So she wasn't getting paid as much as John Ritter John Ritter
Yeah, so she made a stand and they said okay, you can you can walk and then she did and she did
I took a hit to threes companies from 77 to 84 at number nine
The Bob Newhart show great show. Is that the original one?
Well, the 82 to 90 second one was better. That was I think the Newhart show was the original back in the 70s
Well, this one is the when he was married to Suzanne. Oh
This no Bob Newhart was the original and I think Newhart was the remake
Which one was the one? This is my
Second one that was called Newhart. I believe where he was like an innkeeper
Correct. That one was really funny
Really funny. I never watched that one with the Darrell and my other brother Darrell. That was a great great show
The Jeffersons from 75 to 85 great show
That was a great show are you kidding me that was like they they had all the cliches they had a black woman and a white
Guy and it was so funny cuz we Z's friend
Hey my friends coming over with the husband for data and this guy
The the girl shows up and then let me introduce you to my husband and George Jefferson who's like
I don't know if he's racist, but he's definitely calls it out. He was like
You're a hockey. He's he called him. What are you doing hockey?
That is just crazy stuff man
Jeffsons was a spin-off from all in the family that ran between the 70s and 80s. That's not on the list
I picked the 80s that was a 70s all the family
Oh, I did by decades is all 80s. Okay
Number
Seven we've got
Full house
Never watched it. I wasn't a huge fan
Never watched it and when they did their famous people
Bob Saget and yeah
Yeah, one of the popular sitcoms the 80s and 90s so iconic in fact the the recently revived on Netflix
Picking up where the original story left off
It's timeless a tale of a single widowed dad raising his three young daughters to help his brother-in-law and his childhood best friend
Yeah, those are very famous actors and actresses from that show
So you had Bob Saget on that who died violently in his room, right?
I don't know soupine or something
Supine on his bed
What the hell does that even mean who's laying flat on his is that what started the supine?
Yes
That's not a word
So funny number six about Roseanne show the Roseanne Roseanne first one was good
I thought it was great. Yeah Roseanne was solid and I'll tell you what it's a it's a it's tragedy
What happened to to Roseanne and her show I agree over that that statement of that young woman tweet?
well
The thing is is that is because she looked like someone from the planet the reality is is that if you're out
I'll be sure of yeah of of of a planet apes character in her they looked exactly the fucking same
Oh, he's Valerie. No, they had the same haircut. They had this I mean, I mean, come on
It had nothing to do with her ethnicity or at all. It was just it was absolutely retarded and it was funny
So fuck it, you know what and plus Roseanne Barr has actually started showing up on some some newer comedy skits that she's got
She's coming out. She's coming back saying and she looks good. She looks like a fat slob in these sitcoms nowadays a current look at well
Pull up a side by side of her and planet of the apes
Did you know that Roseanne Barr is like a staunch Trump supporter?
Of course and that was one of the big reasons why they got rid of her. Yeah, that's one of the only reasons
Yeah
Right there. There you go. There's a picture. Look how close that is Roseanne Barr
That's what she was saying that's what she was saying, you know and
Whatever. All right. So number five you've got
Taxi school you got taxi
Yeah, Danny DeVito, you got Tony and you've got like a ton of
Yeah, there's another Tony. Oh my god, isn't that the guy from back to the future? It's Judd Hirsch
Christopher Lloyd Danny DeVito who was the
Kaufman Andy Kaufman. He was a very strange
Had a very interesting
He was an eccentric comedian. He died really young
Andy Kaufman did and I don't for some reason he was seen as some kind of great comedian, but he was always just strange
I was a running today. I'm you know, this really weird
And the redhead her she's kind of hot. She has an idea. She's an idea. I'd decked a memory. That's right
She remembers everything. Oh really I
I get ticked on memory that ducking it's either
She remembers everything or she like I feel like so like photographic memories
You could read a book and then she remembers the entire thing page word everything and read it back to you. That's crazy
I heard her interviewed and the interviewer would ask her. What did you do on November 14th?
1997 and she'll rattle it out. Oh, yes, I remember that day, right
So producer put up a dick to memories the ability to vividly recall an image you are exposed
But only but only briefly for example, someone may be able to continue to see a picture
They have been shown for 30 seconds even a few minutes after the pictures removed. That is amazing
You know who what else has a decked in memory are?
chimpanzees
Strangely, so they are they did these little tests
Strangely, so they did you know that so they do these they do these tests. He watches little YouTube Indian guys
so no, no, they did these tests where they have these screens and
They have like one through ten these little icons on the screen a little touchscreen and the chimpanzees will touch
one two, three, four, five six, seven eight nine ten and if they get them correct, then they get a little treat and
Then they will do that too. Yeah, I don't think that's the same thing
Well, I don't think that's the same I don't think that's an it's remembering
the the order in which they are so they have the
The numbers on the the circles and they remove the numbers and the circles are still in the same place
But what did the rats do? I don't know about the rats. So I number four
We got family matters where you have Urkel rats. You guys remember?
Urkel talk about shitting all over Sean story. Yeah, I do that
Family matters attempted to capitalize on the iconic success of the Cosby show by portraying another black family that
Transcended stereotypes by Urkel watched it family matters. Oh, is that the one thing the annoying Urkel? Yeah
Yeah, I watched a couple of the top but I saw that character. I saw that guy
Skiing one time in Colorado. Are you serious?
Was he out there acting like that as well? No, no, it was regular the problem with that show
Is he like grew up and he said he was trying to be that nerd and he was still trying to be it was like six two
And yeah
And then and it didn't work the opposite way because when he landed a role what where he was at it actually be serious
We're kind of like bitch, please. Yes. Yeah, that's still something you're gonna you're gonna definitely pigeonhole yourself for sure
All right, the the number three
Love and marriage love
And marriage love
marriage married with children from 87 to 97
It was but he was so obnoxious. That was the whole point
All obnoxious. I know the family. Yeah, buddy. It was funny. It was all buddy. I just thought it was a lot much
He has so many fantastic one-liners when he's in the shoe
store that that
Were these these oversized women would come in and he would he would and even like it even go to strip club with his
friends and it was a
You can't get away with some of the shit nowadays
But he would say the only redeeming thing about that show was Christina Applegate. No question
Yeah, she's kind of jumped the shark now. Well, she has multiple sclerosis
Yeah way to go Sean
Way to go
Can't act to stand anymore. Well, I didn't know that that's sad
Yes, yes. Yeah, she had her in a show not that long ago. She was on a Netflix dead to me
Yeah, then she thought through it. She sat through most of the show. No shit
If you want to go back and watch it's probably sitting through most of it
Maybe just standing. Oh that yeah Wow. That was a pretty good little series that
Dead to me. Yeah, they came out the dead to me too. I think also
Yeah, I really I liked the actress that was with her too. Yeah
Get her name. That was a Velma from the Scooby-Doo movies. Yes. Yes
That's not what I think is her her her crown moment or crown acting moment
but
She was in that TV show geeks and
Geeks and freaks freaks and geeks freaks and geeks. She was also an ER
She was yeah
There was a number of movies she was in at number two the very attractive girls from 85 to 92
The gods is a great you realize we're older than all of those ladies now
Except the old one the one that was
She was actually the youngest of the lady I did she wore a wig and she really played it off
Well, Betty White was was fantastic Betty White by herself
She's such a great actress and can make some shit up on the fly. It's an amazing great humor
It really is but yeah, yeah, did you ever watch that Larry?
I've watched some episode my mother used to love that show. Oh, yeah talking about Betty White Betty White
You're right Sean. She was a fantastic actress. Yes great comedian and she just had this certain sex appeal about her
Yeah, even when when she was an older woman, she still kind of had it, you know
She's because of her because for confidence must be her confidence was just off the chart and and comfortable in her own skin
There was a sitcom on SNL skit and where Betty White was in there and she was with some
some PBR
Talking about muffins, did I say right PBR some stuff? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, that's blue ribbon
Yeah, there wasn't people
Well, these these two ladies were
talking about these muffins and how they cook them and
It was just hilarious. Yeah, Betty was talking about classic SNL skit
Yeah, my my muffins used to have cherries in them
Anyway, so great number one sitcom. Let's see if we can guess
I'll tell you what's from 1982 to 1993 and I'll start giving you some hints to 93. Yep. So it's 11 years and
Friends no, that's too early. No
Let me see here
a
Bar cheers. Cheers. Yes. Damn it. That was really easy
First that's the first bar go with
Everybody knows your name. That was a great theme song. Oh, it really was there was a fantastic
It started out with Shelly Long
Yeah, finish with Kersky Alley, correct. Is that right? Yes, and that I thought they I thought they the show kept it up
Despite that. Oh, yeah
Yeah, when you lose a major actor or actress in a show sometimes it just like well
They lost a couple because the coach the old guy. Yeah, he died. Yeah, that's what Woody Harrelson came
Yeah, and then surely long left shortly thereafter
They did a great show a great job on that show with character development
Yes
I mean you as the viewer you felt like you knew all these people and they're so different like you were there at the bar with
Them where everybody knows your name you knew all their name
Yeah, Frazier later comes into the thing and then his lunatic wife and they're so snobby and uptight and in in whatever is loose
Yeah, why this was with the yuppies what they were so uptight. I remember
I don't know but so funny the writers the writers did a fantastic job of
Letting the audience know who these people were all about. Yeah
269 episodes
Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot. I would totally agree with their assessment about it being number one
I would through the 80s. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I'm surprised Cosby didn't get it. Yeah
Yeah, George went in John Raskur. Yeah, Norm and Cliff Cliff. Tell you what Cliff Clavin by himself
I mean there are Cliff Clavin isms. I mean now it's Cliff Clavin
Yes, yeah back in the as in the opposed to service about 15 years now I can't do it as more
Was pretty good a lot
Yeah, he was he was awesome he's in all the
Pixar movies
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does the voiceovers for Pixar
There was another actor which I might does a lot of the that drill sergeant. We spoke to I think on the first half
He's a toy story. He's one of the army does yeah, I
Wonder if that show was a boon for real bars
Because you know, I mean that's that's why a lot of guys go to bars because they you know
Their home life is you know, not that great and so they go to bars to hang out where they where they literally know the people there
They know the bars. They don't want people. Yeah, it's I mean my father-in-law's the same way
He's got his three favorite bars that he goes to just about every day and and they know him
They know him there and the bartenders know him and he knows some of the people that come in
It's kind of less like us going to Total Wine on Fridays or furniture store
Or furniture store. Seriously Larry doesn't know about this. So Larry we have a routine on Fridays where we go shopping for our Berman and
We pick out a few spots like liquor king or Total Wine and we'll do a ton of samples and sometimes we'll leave with maybe
you know those little mini bar bottles and we'll do a shot in the car and we'll go hit the next spot and
We'll do more samples at the next spot and then on the way home
They've got a furniture store was called living spaces living living spaces at the corner of 121 and Hillcrest up here in
Living spaces. They have a frickin cantina. There's a bar right in the place. They serve beer and wine
To really two dollar beers. It was like ridiculous like two dollars drafts. So we show up even discover this
How did you know I was buying some furniture? I was like, is that a fucking bar? Oh my god
I gotta tell the guys about this
It's hilarious legit hilarious but sad cuz we'll walk in and then the front guy's like hey guys go don't go to the bar
Yeah, they they know it's not cuz we're freaking losers. Oh, but you can go there
You can order a couple rounds of beers. We would hold like a pizza pretzels. We'd have all this shit. That'll be $10
Are you kidding me? That's it
And then you can stretch out on the bed. That's for sale in the next island
Yeah, we haven't done that yet, but we have a lot of fun. It's
That's pretty hilarious. It is we haven't been there in over a month
I know well the last time we went in there they were shut down because they couldn't man it because they had to get the toy
Or the kid area. Yeah staff
They kind of the bills around here the kids
It's kind of cool Larry cuz it's kind of a you know, it's you know, we don't go to
I don't want to say we don't go to bars because we will go to a bar but
We don't really want to go to a bar a lot of times, you know, so it's kind of a half bar
You know you show up there. It's not a bar
It's a furniture store that sells a couple beers that are there other people in there drinking
Oh, and they're they are tickled. They're kind of like I can't believe it
I came here to buy a fucking chase lounge chair and I am hammered, you know
And they've got like four kids, you know
They're all playing in the jungle gym in the back there behind a big old playground set that they have
It's a great couple big TVs up to their plan the whatever sport sports on I mean, it's pretty funny
I mean ridiculous and plus the beer prices was
I don't it's ridiculous. Is it two bucks two bucks two bucks a draft a pint. Yeah. Yeah, it is
It is it's sad, but it's it's it's it's and you're not a lot of tip
Yeah, you're not allowed to do that. Yeah, they don't have a they don't allow you to tip
So we always I've got the guy's name. So I usually just I sell him money
Speaking of tipping. Oh just the tip nice segue
speaking of tipping it's it's I think
the
Expectation for a tip is getting out of control
Because they make it so easy now because you have these iPads
they're these these point of sales where they just flip around and
And there it is and there is 30 40. Yeah. Hey, I'm a
Don't know if McDonald's does this but I'm gonna McDonald's. Hey, do you want to send you know, you want to tip 20%? No
You didn't do anything for me
skip and my biggest problem is I
Don't know if the workers are actually getting that tip, right?
Or if the owner is just pocketing that and making an extra 20% on top of that's
20% margin, right? Yeah, it's kind of hard to manage that
That's what I mean. So what is you what what is you guys is? What is y'all's criteria?
For tipping like I'll give you I'll give you three examples. Okay
one
Jeff the one that you just said at the counter at Burger King and you order a happy meal and they flip the thing around
Tip or no tip. No tip. No tip. No you have you really haven't served me, right?
Right if I order a pizza and I go pick it up and just moving around and want a 20% tip
No, I'm not doing that
If they deliver it, I will tip it. Oh, yeah, you got to yeah, but if I go pick it up myself
I'm not giving them a tip. All right, how about this one?
you order the food at the counter and you go and you sit at a table and
then
Some guy brings out your food on a tray and sets it in front of you at the table tip or no tip
I usually don't tip those I don't think
Hold on. He brought you your food
Is the food on a tray to be eaten or consumed or is it on a tray to be walked out?
Well, they're not a waiter to sit at the place that you're eating in. So yeah, they did come in
They didn't take my order. No, right. So they all they did was bring my food out. Yes. No, I wouldn't tip on that
You cheap bastard you
I would I would tip the guy on that on that scenario. Yeah, not 20%
But I was okay. Okay. Well, that's a good point, too
When you're when you're in those moments where you're struggling on whether you should tip or not and you decide to go ahead and tip
What is the amount that you should go with 10% 5%?
At the at the Burger King counter in general like if you ever find yourself going yeah, you didn't really do okay
I get that I get the 0%
But sometimes I get I get lulled in I hate this but I get lulled into like I feel guilty if I don't do something
But then I'm like well, okay, I'll go ahead and tip but I'm not gonna do 20. But what is the
For what get guilt off your back?
Go with 5% 10% but for what at the Burger King counter not not chipping. It's zero
Okay, I agree with that
I order at the counter and then some dude brings out my tray from the back and sets it in front of me and while
I'm sitting at a table. Yep. It's not 20% I don't know
two or three dollars
I
Really wouldn't do it on a percentage thing. I think I just like here, you know, here's a couple of you click on
You click on cuz I yourself something real nice, right? So you so you
You click on custom and then put in the dollar amount. Yes
Yeah, okay
At a sit-down restaurant, you know where you go with your wife and you're sitting and the waiter come, you know
And they're good then they're good the whole full-blown thing. It's 20%
So even if it's great service is 20%
If it's really good service and I really like the server
More I don't know 25 or 30 however
Okay
And what if it's subpar like not like so bad that you'll never go back or that you walk out
But it's like really you never even oh, yeah, I'll give less if it's if it's bad
And what does that look like 1510?
Well, you have to tell me why was the service bad was it the server or
Just never came around the kitchen or whatever. Yeah, this never came around every field your drinks or take your plates or whatever
Yeah, it lowers to 15
Okay, but if it's some problem that is beyond the servers control
Absolutely like like they're constantly coming out saying hey, I'm so sorry, you know, I've got your order in and that's different
Yeah, not their fault and Sean. I know you're a big tipper like you're a big tipper no matter what
Well, like in all these scenarios you tip it's conditional. Of course, you know, either like everyone is shared
I mean, I'm not gonna tip at McDonald's or anything like that
If I if I have it to go order, let's say I go to a restaurant and have it to go order
And I go to the bar and I order my food. I'll throw them a few bones
Would you tip at Starbucks? I
Have tipped at Starbucks. What's the difference between that and McDonald's?
There's a tip line. I
Mean, but they're also doing quite a bit of work when they like making all those drinks
That's a little different than making you're making your food. Well, no, they're not there are they're turning around but there is a similar
There's a difference when you're at McDonald's, you know, they're taking and grabbing your burger grabbing the fries
But there's more to it so the guys at McDonald's the Burger King some of these other joints they're they're getting paid a
Not a rate an hourly wage. So start, you know, well not so much as you think
I think they're doing better than you think for what I've read
From what I know they get a they get a hourly wage
And that hourly wage is based on the fact that they know they're gonna get tips
So it's a low salary work hard low hourly wage because they're gonna get tips like a like a standard waiter or waitresses
You know, they make like two dollars three dollars an hour, you know
That's not as bad as in a coffee shop
Like even our downtown McKinney filtered coffee shop. We pay those guys X amount of dollars an hour ish
Anticipating that they're gonna make tips because they make great tips so we don't have to pay them 15 20 dollars an hour
Sure, so I mean that that's my point in
So every different job like you're not gonna get that a Burger King if they start doing that that's not right. I
Don't think that's right. I don't think I need to go to Burger King for fast food. First of all, you should be in there
Anyways, it's horrible for you
I
Was as well. I don't need the Starbucks or Starbucks. That's just a waste of fucking money
Bloomberg guy fuck him. How about this one? Okay
I was talking with a colleague of mine who lives in Long Island, New York
And I happen to mention to him one day that the
We were having trouble with our cable at our house and a cable guy came out and did a bunch of repairs and all this stuff
So I'm telling him this
He said how much did you get him?
And I said no, I think it's all included in you know in the monthly bill. He goes, oh no
Anybody walks in your house to as a service person you got to give him money
No, I've never done that. I literally have never done that that was his hot he goes. There's just some plumbers cracked
He said oh, yeah, and he said up in the Northeast. Okay, who is cable got plumber
electrician the housekeeper late anybody anybody anybody that walks in your door for any kind of a service you got
You got to get yet another reason not to live up there. You got to live get my little square
I know where's that again? I North the line Long Island
Man I don't know. I don't necessarily I mean I was plumbers are making some good bank. Yeah. Yes, they are
Especially especially if they're getting tips on top of it. They don't need an extra 50 from me and then you got Sean
Go hey, I know you were really sweaty in that attic and you're dripping all over. No, but here's here's another thing
here's another got a plumber that is self-employed and
There they are making that money
That's one thing if you got a plumber that is working for a big company and they're going out there and busting their ass
And you know, they're making fifteen dollars. Yeah, and I get much
Maybe I'd be inclined to throw them a bump, you know, and what do you do? You just hand them a twenty or fifty?
I mean, I've done that
I mean other people that I come over to my house and done some stuff and the big company will charge me some and
I'll I'll you buy them a lunch or
Buy them some beer. I always try to be a little gratuitous, you know
Interesting. No because it's about
Take it to taking care of the little man
Well, you know what comes around goes around and how would I want to be treated, you know, and it's what's fair
What is not fair? I mean, I'm not gonna yeah, I I grew up in the service industry. So
I get it and I hear that a lot, you know people who do who come from a service industry have I have a much more
liberal feeling about tipping now sure that is pretty Brandon is big into that and
He he'll comment when he's like I gave excellent service and they gave me three bucks
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no closely 20% right and you know, he'll go off and you know, and I know he
Would he goes out even though he can't afford it. He always tries to make sure that he provides a good tip
Yeah, well, I know so I'm in IT and I work from home
But every time I produce a report or do some some like support
I get them moat from all my all the people that I do work for I mean, they give me tips all day
Yeah, I get tips all day long. How about the how about the
How about the how about the uber driver tip or no tip? Oh
Always a tip. Yes, if you don't the percentage or just what do you do?
It's usually all that's usually a but right. Hey, it's because I usually do five bucks
Yeah, if you don't little ding you oh
Yeah, you you get shitty ratings from them and you'll have does it matter to you whether like so I usually I use uber
Like from airports and things
Yeah, if the uber guy offers to help with the bag and put her in the trunk or just sits his fat ass in the seat
Does that matter to you? I?
Usually I think I tip every single time anyway
But I certainly appreciate when they're friendly and they're chit chatty and they're like talk more than others some do way do
Way more than us and they'll ask. Hey, are you comfortable? Do you want the windows down or up?
I mean there you know what I mean there like another poor bourbon. Oh, well, dude, they talk about a tip
She'd that's nice. Yeah, so people ask how much do you tip an uber driver and the
Collective responses between 15 to 20 percent damn but I mean but uber is not cheap man. No it isn't
I mean you're talking about a $50 uber from the airport and add 20% on top of that. I
Mean if it's for work sure what the hell and they just expense it, but I'm not sure I would do that
I don't know. How about the shuttle bus driver from like the rental car place to the terminal?
And and he does help you with the bag. I've done it before I've done that
I think it all depends sometimes I if I have cash I will do it. Yeah, that's the biggest thing
Is that like a bag? Yeah, something like that. I'm becoming more or a cashless society
You know which is good and bad, you know bad for those guys
well
it's bad for those guys and plus I don't like the concept of not having cash because they're gonna try to
Keep track of every single penny you spent on everything and start holding you accountable for stuff, which I think is bullshit
You know you fill your mattress up with dollar bills
I'm a gold bullion
But when you go on like a like if you're going to Mexico on a vacation
You know you bring a wad of singles or fives right?
You know you're gonna tip a lot you're going to the donkey bar and so you do give
I you tip way more that in that environment than you do like here in the United States in my opinion
Why is that?
Culture maybe because you know they make so much less
No, it's because you don't want them to kill you and they rely so much on you don't want them to poison you
Maybe that's part of that's part of it. Yeah bullet to the back of the head
Well, they make so much PP and your penis come out and there you go, but the cost of living is so much less
Yes, I think I just think that they I don't want to say they need it because that sounds so
Whatever it sounds arrogant, but I mean they rely on it
They rely on tips and then they give they they they strive to give good service
Way more than they do like in the United States. Oh, here's another one now
Let's bring it back to the United States. Okay. We're not in Mexico anymore. Okay. We're back in the good old USA
Yeah in a hotel room. Do you leave a tip for the maid?
I've never done that. I don't need that either. I've never done that but I understand in the Northeast. Oh, yeah
You got a different, you know, it's interesting. I've worked in the hotel industry and
it's probably I
Would say less than 5% of the rooms way less than 5% get tips
Yeah, I work at the hotel as well. It's at least here in Dallas. I don't think that really happens much
Yeah
You know, which is unfortunate
But I think it's a good thing
But I mean I can't even imagine they expect it
I mean if they if somebody if they're given a tip, they're probably like oh how cool
Well, they'll probably turn it in thinking you left it there
I think it's a regional thing here. I think you're hearing the south
It's really not that common to lead a tip for the maid, but apparently in the Northeast it is
Easy sounds like you tip everybody in Chicago and all that well, I know in some countries
I'm just gonna bring that up in some countries. You don't tip. It's all baked into the bill
Well like in Germany, for example, there is a maid
There was gratuity on top of the payment
So they got paid and then you would throw them an extra bump
Well, this was I read something because when my son went over to Europe
I was looking at one of the restaurants he went to and they and they they call it something
Where you know tip it's included in the yeah, mostly it's included correct
And it's and it's you don't leave an extra 20% It's discretionary, right?
So there's already a mount baked into the bill that the server will get so you don't worry about it
Well, I got one for you
You have the Cowboys game and you want a bourbon and coke and it cost $500 $18
For now for a one ounce pour. Are you sure? That's it 18. It could be 20 could be 24
I don't know. But do you tip don't get me started?
Now am I walking up to a booth and ordering? Yes. No a
Booth I do not a booth in the concourse. I do not so it's literally a zero tip. I do not
Know what about the guys schlepping beer up and down the aisles? Yes. Yeah a couple bucks. Yeah
Hmm. Yeah, I agree with all of that. I went to the Dallas Cowboy game for a playoffs with
And I ended up tipping and in retrospect I'm thinking that was retarded
Yeah, because on the concourse you mean yeah, because I was look out frankly
I was bitter because I was I was like I was disgruntled because first of all, it was outrageous to cost one two
They weren't the psych here you go. Here's a shot and they literally gave you a shot
I'm like bitch throw me a bone. What the fuck man? Yeah, it's not even a shot get out your protractor get out the measuring device
I want to measure this and it's so busy. You can't contest it
And they you know, you can't do that. Well, don't they use that little poor they weren't using a jigger
They were just like you know, that was it. I actually I don't even remember I was so bitter
The only thing that pushed me over the hump is the fact that I smuggled in a half a gallon of bourbon
That's the only reason
More on top of that were they losing we lost the San Francisco
No wonder you were so bitter. That was the but thing
We're back ran into him with only didn't place the ball. Yeah. Yeah, so I will I'll go over that game real quick
Not the game, but I'll go over the experience of getting there. First of all, the producer Austin
He ended up driving us out there and his old deal. I would say hey look, I'll give you some money
Just drive us out to Arlington. Oh, so you did chip him my son. Yes
Yeah, and I said, oh look man, there's a little area. I used to go rollerblading out in Arlington
I was like go out there and find it because here's what's called the
I was a long time ago things have shifted. Oh, they totally did so he went to go look for it
It's not even there anymore. I don't know Arlington Park or something like that. I forget River Park River Legacy Park
I think that's what it was called. You know, I sent him to the wrong area, but whatever the fuck fuck it man
Figure it out. You got rollerblades find a goddamn park. It's Arlington. They got trees everywhere, you know, but whatever
So yeah, we get to the we get to the stadium, right? So I got a bottle of a rebel hunter proof rebel
Yelp and bad idea it worked out pretty good. Actually it was it was not that it was the the 10-year McKenna
It's what it was. Okay
It was 100 proof 10-year McKenna. So we have we have my brother-in-law soon to be it
we have like my son Preston and
His son and so we I said four large
Drinks of bourbon to slam before we went even through the gate because we're gonna start this off
I'm not driving in plus. I want a good buzz before I go in there because I don't want to drop a million dollars sure
And you dropped a million dollars. I went to total wine and I bought those
Smugglers to light it's a little three pack and you move a four pack and you buy them. It's these little plastic
Flasks and they're flat. So when they're empty they're flat
You can just flat them down and when they're filled up they hold like, you know eight ounces of stuff
So I had filled up four I filled up one for each of us Sean Sean Sean
When are you gonna figure out that when you smuggle in your own alcohol?
You just double and triple the amount you drink. You do not not drink there
Every time we've done this in every venue we've ever gone to we drink that and theirs
Yes, well, I I did end up getting blown up
But but the thing about it is that I went to the I didn't get blown up
Hold on. I'm gonna phrase that I did spend a lot of money on the first half. Okay, it was you ran out
I did run out. So I had a huge I bought one of those big old coca-colas
All right more and I drank a bunch of that coca-cola and I dumped all of the bourbon in there
All of it and so it's eight ounces. I mean hell that's two and a half drinks easily
Yeah, so I sucked it down and now I'm primed
And the Dallas Cowboys are sucking and now we're going into the second half
And I'm like fuck this sucks because I don't you know, I don't I go up there I buy like
Three tequila shots a couple bourbon drinks. I bought like $60 $80. I don't remember it was over 100
Whatever I ended up buying it was over 100 bucks and then I tipped on top of that
And so I was like fuck it man. This whatever it's the first time
I've never been to a playoff game before it's super exciting, you know, and I was you know, it's like fucking
I've got some money so I'll just do it and I just I just I just
I've got some money so I'll just do it and I did it and
Do I regret it?
In retrospect, I'm glad I did it. But at the same time i'm like god bless. I should have smuggled more, you know
And I think I will move it forward
I think i'm just going to bring a couple extra just like six or eight smugglers or this is the big bladder
You know as you open it just big old cord of fluid spews out
Let me let you in on something else then so uh, jeff and I
Jeff and I went to uh the revel up the street. It's a little bar up the street
They have a lot of 80s bands that play there 80s 90s and stuff
So jeff and I show up and like hey, we got some uh, you got rush
You got tons of stone couple pilots. I mean this whole uh laundry list of these these these bands that were playing
So I smuggle in larry a a a bladder that's
Half a gallon. Oh, it's huge. It was a large gallon of bourbon and I bring it in
And um, this is the first time we ever used one we order these cokes and uh, we're total novices with this
We order these two cokes they show up and so
I've got this thing in my jacket. I'm trying to be all discreet. I'm like
Yeah, Sean
It's in my sleeve I forget exactly where it was but I opened up the uh lid on this bladder
and
You ever have you ever been to have you ever been to six flags and seen the water jump from the
Six flags and seen the water jump from one puddle to the other
It was like a big one inch cylinder. I had this thick
Stream of a bourbon that shot like 10 feet out of this fucking bladder
You lost everywhere you lost 40 40 percent in the first two seconds
It was spelled horrible. It was like what the fuck is going on the ground was smelled. It's a smelled of bourbon
Uh, so when the waitress came around you were like, I I I I I I I I i'm just
Sorry, I just don't know
Do you got a mop? I just peed
It's quite fragrant. I smell stone fruits in your uin
A little bit of leather and uh some caramel
Uh, it was ridiculous and the worst part about it is it tasted fucking horrible because you know
It was warm because the coke in there, uh, didn't have enough ice and we felt embarrassed
We're like, can I have some more ice because i'm loading my drink with bourbon, you know
All right, but it gets worse
so we relocate from the north the table we're at to another part of the bar because the band was transitioning out and
Then a bunch of people started leaving. We're like what the fuck man?
And jeff and I are still like, oh we're getting kind of buzzed now. So we're starting to
There was a tribute band heart heart that was coming up which uh, you're kind of that's kind of cool
But it wasn't cool because all you saw were a bunch of couples out there
So you got couples couples couples couples jeff and I
Yeah, another couple yeah, we're good and they're applying a bunch of b-side heart that we didn't recognize any of it
Do you guys hold hands?
No, where's like I don't know the song. I don't know. Yeah, we we left but yeah
We finished our bladder and you stumbled out into an uber
Look at that puddle of bourbon over there. She had to have known
It was there when she took our coke orders. It was it was nice and clean coke orders
She took our coke orders. Yeah, you will take coke. Please. We'll take two cokes
Really goes back if that isn't a dead giveaway right there just liquid that smelled of bourbon
It was so strong. It was rich. Yeah things not to do dudes like us bourbon. What was the bourbon you brought black powder
You know what? I I think
Larry there is an evolution or of uh our experiences or our
taste buds for acquired bourbon, I mean
Black powder was like the bottom because we were like it was a mixer. It's a mixer
It is a mixer but and not bad to say our our buds our tastes have been refined over the last
Since you you first showed up at the first podcast, you know, it's just it's gotten better and better better
But back then it was wretched. Yes. It was good times though. And you guys are big bourbon fanatics
Do you like old fashions? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I'll make them downstairs. I think we all bake them at home. Oh, yeah, we're
We're we're we're losers. Have you tried the ready-made?
Uh old-fashioned mix. I forget bullet makes one. There's a bunch of them out there. Yeah, and they're not bad
No, they're not bad at all easy and yeah, we're super high in sugar
Yeah, that's the only downfall is that I we I have a tendency
I have a tendency to get a little bit more hung over uh with it from the high sugars, right?
It just it makes me feel like shit the next day. Um, you know, I'm sure it could be the volume but yeah, it could be
There might be a chance of that the three fingers of bourbon have nothing to do with it, right speaking of bourbon. What are we drinking?
We we went back
And
Picked up one of our
Good ones. This is a baker's mark from 2021 the fae
Fae
Dash 01. All right. So the dudes like us podcast
We have like five or six, uh makers mark select out there in our collection
And I I don't like the way they name it. I don't like the fae
You know, I don't remember what that stands for
No, and I I don't like it. It's kind of fatty acid esters
Really? Yes, that's so dumb
What's a fatty acid ester? I think it's the stuff that leeches out of the wood that flavors the bourbon
Yeah, isn't that what Jeff is an amber color? Correct? Yeah, Jeff is our cliff clavin
Yes, for sure, but they don't uh, so the fatty yeah, it was a result from the combination of fatty acid with an alcohol
so
I just don't like it
The fatty acid esters produced can be uh monoglycerides
Diglycerides triglycerides. Holy shit. There's a whole fucking book. I'm not reading on that
I think I think they could make I think they could make their different
Bourbons like more personalized if they didn't do like a scientific fae 30. It sounds like a freaking oil
Yeah, it's kind of like dude. Just tell me what your bourbon is and shut up
Sounds like a viscosity exactly
It sounds like a motor oil. It's like come on guys do something personal like make that like savannah
Like I have a charming make it like yeah something some name of a of a of a nice southern. This is a
2021 bronco style
There bronco i'm go for that savannah. Well, I would say that this uh, this maker's mark
Uh, it has a nice amber color to it. It does it does it has a very burbany smell to it a burbany
That's getting that's a nice. I'm getting a lot of oak a lot of the classic bourbon smells is what you're thinking
uh
Sipping wise and tasting wise it's it. This is not nearly as smooth
There's the first one that you served to us, which was fantastic. This is 20 points higher. That was 90
This is 110. Yeah, this one's definitely stronger stronger
Yes, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be smooth. Does it have more flavor? Can you tell difference?
Uh, it is a little more, uh,
Rich rich you have to get through the the the strength of the alcohol you do and that's that's my personal problem
is I
enjoy
The astringentness of of the the high-proofed stuff I can power through that and I can taste it my secret
Which isn't a secret as I take the it's like the smaller the sip
The more flavors it offers if you take a bigger sip it just becomes
Overwhelming. Yeah, you're kind of like oh shit. That's too strong
I don't like it and I get why people don't want to do it. You just gotta take a small sip
That's why this is this is sipping bourbon. Yeah, you just put a little bit let it roll over your tongue
Do the fava bean thing?
And then John usually does that
Inhales what a novice
Uh, it does choke. It does have a bit of a afterburner to it. Oh, sure
I think that's the high alcohol content that uh that not necessarily it could be the rye because this is a weeded bourbon
Right. So if we want to put the mash bill back up there, mr. Producer and head it up there
It's uh 70 corn 16 wheat and 14 molton barley
So no rye at all no rye at all, but typically when you have
Uh some spice. Yeah, it's a lot of the rye. This has got to burn. I'm not gonna lie
This even though i've been drinking it just the entire second podcast. It still burns. Yep agreed
And i'm not i'm there's a whole bunch that we have had that do not burn. I very much preferred the first one
Hmm. Yeah
Well, I still like the taste. Um
I uh, yeah, i'm gonna agree with now to put this into perspective
This one is 110 right? Um, the first one we have is 90
Okay, this is 142
Hmm
Yeah, well we're not pulling on that tonight. This is 50 percent 50 more
Percent proof higher than than uh, is that did I say that right? No one one
This is 50 points higher than the first bourbon we had correct
Well, I think we should try that one
Very nice good delivery very guttural
Nice delivery larry get out to clean that microphone later. Yeah. No, we have to throw it out. She
It tastes like bourbon. Yeah, that's one of those cheek wipes, right? I ran for lunch
Anyway, i'm not a fan. Uh, i'm gonna say you don't like this one. I don't i'm gonna go with a 6.1
I'm not gonna do that. That's pretty high for not being a fan
Yeah, i'm gonna I think this is uh close to a seven for me. Yeah, i'm gonna do six eight
And we throw out the top two. I'm sorry
I'm down to top two with the hell of it. I'm gonna
I'm gonna lower it down to a 5.5. Yeah, so we throw out the top two
So average yours and mine and that's what we ended up with the sorts of 5.8
Well, uh, but we get it we get it this bourbon is not for everybody
Uh maker's mark puts out a lot of different products and there are some that are more desirable than others
and uh, like jeff said this
This one with the the way they label these things that 2022 fe and
Well, the fae 2 less personal, you know, I totally agree. The fae 2 is actually the better of the releases
So this was the first one of the year the the 2
Is better. Yeah
But you would have to be you would have to be a component of maker's mark to even understand the listings
Yes, you know and no one spends the time to even understand now not unless you well
It's just like elijah craig, right? They have an a and a b and a c release. I'm never drinking them for the barrel proofs
So the elijah craig barrel proof c923 is awesome. You know, it's amazing actually, right? So, you know, it's uh,
All of them kind of have weird labels
So this one just is the weirdest I think yeah
So during the summer when it's hot you want the higher viscosity or the lower viscosity?
Is it the 20 or the I like a 10 w 40?
Okay, so hold on. Hold on. Let's let's let's let's let's fucking change the subject real quick. All right
If you don't mind, let's let's talk about some christmas stuff going on
We got two minutes. Oh two minutes to talk about christmas time coming up
We got we got christmas decorations that are coming out you guys pulling your stuff down
You guys pulling your stuff down. Well, you usually downstairs is full of cases right now. Usually everybody does it thanksgiving the date thanksgiving weekend
Right. I mean right after thanksgiving everybody pulls their shit. That's when we started. Yeah. Yeah me too
Hopefully we'll finish this damn tree larry. You haven't done that yet put this stupid shit up a humbug
Good god, so you haven't done any of that yet. Hell no. What a loser. Oh my
I was like I I was kind of
Disgruntled at austin and the rest of my kids that are listening to us pull all the shit out of the attic and not coming out of the room
Let's go with dad. You're being loud. I'm trying to just
Sit here. I literally I I went up and down the stairs on and they're like probably 40 times pulling
40 times up down up down up down
I looked at my my watch and my literally the little thing that says how many steps you went up and down
I said I went like like 40 flights. I was like you gotta be kidding me
You know out of breath fat bastard that I am you gotta lay it down man. You gotta be like boom everybody line up
I'm gonna start handing shit out of the attic and you're taking it downstairs
That's what I do with my two boys. We have done that in the past, but Tara gets her mindset
She's kind of like it's time to do the Christmas stuff and we got to do it now and I'm like, well, there's no one up right now
She's like, yeah, we got to do now. You know why cuz I gotta go shopping
Are you gonna go shopping with me? No, then we're doing it now. Okay, we're gonna be like, all right kids are waking up
Yeah, pretty much
Yeah, Dawson was already awake, but Brody wasn't and I you know Dawson dragged him out of bed
I said get your brother up or you do this by yourself and he said fuck that
She's a
Terrick really does a great job decorating the house. I mean, that's her thing man. She is like a professional
I mean, she just you ever tell her that do you ever tell her that you ever give her the compliment and say you know
What you make our house look amazing and during all of the holidays and I probably should make a better effort to say that
I do say call her call her right now right now. I don't put her on the phone
Yeah, cuz he's like this is cuz this is what you'll hear I just wanted to call you
You why are you calling me? Yeah, but hey look, it's all told me to tell you
I do need to be because look she does that's all of us. She she does make the place look great all the time
She is a magician. I'll tell you what my daughter my daughter's both have a tendency to do the same thing
They can make like food look so much better, you know, she'll come down and throw some shit together
I'm like that is the best goddamn sandwich I've ever seen in my goddamn life. We need to make me one
She's like make yourself one. I make it it's like so bland looks got whatever there's nothing
she's got like
tomatoes and little spritz of parsley and
Going on. I'm like, I just look so flavorful little sprinkle of pepper
Another reason why we don't do video
That was totally for all of you. Yes
Very very feminine. Oh, that's a I'm in touch with my feminine side. No, it's good. It's good
But you know what we should all be complimenting our family and our wives and you know, we don't do that enough
We should true. We should all compliment more. Yeah. Yeah
Do they compliment us? Yeah matter and
I should be complimented more too. I don't disagree, but that's not why we do it. That's not why we do. Why do we do it?
Why do we do it? Why do we do it?
Because we want more sex.
Am I lying? I'm trumping. Is anybody can dispute me here?
That was a good wheeze.
Old man laugh
No, but that is at the end of the day it's all about sex
Not really, but kind of yes
It's about the quality of life. Come here and kiss me you fool
You look amazing in an apron come take me
What are you wearing under that apron?
Wheels off
the second half of our podcast November
28th Thanksgiving's over Christmas is around the corner. We got a couple more podcasts before Christmas
Larry
Sean I enjoyed the shit out of you being here. Yes. Thank you. Thank you coming out. Absolutely
Thank you guys for inviting me and allowing me to be part of this. I had a great time
It was a lot of fun good deal. Glad to hear it and I can't wait for you to come back
And you're welcome anytime. All right, give us a little notice a week or two and we'll plug you right in here
And it's right up the street. You're only like
28 minutes away. Yeah, and I got traffic right
Mr. Austin producer. Thank you for staying on top of stuff tonight
Good stuff, man. We love it. We've keeping us in all tame
Dudes like us are excited about this coming here. We got I mean what you guys got going on this next year?
We don't just like for the coming up to Christmas. You got Christmas parties. Yeah, we got lots of stuff
I have no idea lots of trips. Well, we got a shout out. We'll talk about it next week
Two quick shout outs. We got Lowry Crossing 1840 by distillery. Shout out to those guys
Shout out to Total Wine folks that take care of us. Thank you very much
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