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I'm sorry.

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Bom bom bom bom.

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Post Thanksgiving.

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Yeah.

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I've always thought this should add a little kazoo

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in there somewhere, a little sound bite.

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A kazoo?

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Yeah, looks like a zoo.

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That little, uh uh, little tube

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with a little piece of paper in there.

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It's like, uh uh, uh uh.

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More cowbell.

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What are you doing with your voice?

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More cowbell? Yeah, more cowbell.

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Cowbell on my voice.

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All right, well it is November 28th.

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It is after Thanksgiving.

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Happy post Thanksgiving.

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Hope you guys had a great one.

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Dudes like us, I am Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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I am Jeff.

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And I'm the guest, I'm Larry.

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Welcome back, Larry.

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Thank you very much.

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Larry was our first guest ever.

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Ever, that's right.

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I knew it a long time ago.

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I didn't realize you were the first guest ever.

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That's very cool.

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Yeah, that was three years ago.

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Way before COVID and all that stuff.

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So yeah, that was three or four years ago.

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And back then we had no idea what we're doing.

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And now we really don't have any idea what we're doing.

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We still really don't understand.

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We've just gotten worse.

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Yeah, but it's fun.

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And that's the best part of it,

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is that dudes like us,

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we'll talk about things that dudes like us do.

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We sample a few bourbons, we talk about life,

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we talk hopefully a little bit about politics.

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We try not to talk about it,

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but sometimes it's a little frustrating.

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It's inevitable.

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It impacts us.

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I mean, economy impacts us, family lifestyles impact us.

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And just this weird agenda that's being produced

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in the ether out there that's being imposed on us,

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whether we like it or not.

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One good thing that I've been hearing about,

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reading stories and seeing news stories,

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is the whole DEI movement is beginning to die.

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That the companies, and the reason for that

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is the Supreme Court ruling over the summer.

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Back up a little bit, Jeff, apologize for interrupting.

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Explain to us what the DEI is.

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Well, DEI is a diversity, equity, and inclusion bullshit.

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Basically, we need more black people,

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we need more gay people, we need more women.

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It doesn't matter about their qualifications,

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we just need to check a box.

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That's how I interpret it anyway.

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In terms of pro-democracy,

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that's how I interpret it anyway.

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In terms of promotions, in terms of hiring,

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in terms of even supply, chain.

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Who you purchase from.

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Like right on Google, you do Google search on there,

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and on the bottom left-hand side, there's a little box,

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hey man, you want some black-owned businesses?

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Correct.

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You want some, but there's no white.

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So anyway, there's been a slowdown in these companies,

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and they're actually just banding those teams.

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And part of the reason is it's cost money to run that.

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And the Supreme Court ruled over the summer,

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if you remember the Harvard and Yale case, right?

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About affirmative action in their enrollment process.

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Well, they ruled against that,

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and they think the next step is to rule against

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hiring practices for the same reason.

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It is completely illegal.

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Yeah, I mean, the EEOC is there already.

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The DEI kind of has trumped that

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and gone around that somehow to allow,

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basically, if you're a middle-aged white guy,

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you're not even considered for certain things.

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Even in some of the princes, hey,

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this position is for minority represented,

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or however they, whatever they call them.

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Intersectionality, whatever the bullshit is.

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If you don't fit within this group,

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don't even bother applying,

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because we have to check the box.

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I would just identify as whatever they need.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I don't care.

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I'm a gay female.

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Well, the funny thing is, if you saw this a couple months ago,

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there was a job fair out in Las Vegas, I think.

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Women's only job fair for high-tech jobs.

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That was hilarious.

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A bunch of men showed up.

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It was invaded, it was occupied.

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Yeah, so I saw the video.

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There were just as many men there as there were women.

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And they were so upset.

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Oh yeah, we're identifying as female today.

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It made a mockery of it, but it made a statement as well.

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I thought it was wonderful.

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I think there's some full circles of shit coming around.

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There was finally this trans guy that was playing soccer,

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was getting some pushback,

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not from people being shitty to him,

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because he's a guy playing on a women's soccer team,

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but because the other teams, the opposing team,

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simply said, we're not playing.

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We're done, we're not playing.

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Because he broke some girl's knee or something.

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He got entangled with her and he won.

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Of course, this guy's huge.

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He's freaking alive.

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Injured are pretty bad.

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Yeah, there was a field hockey one that occurred

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a month or so ago.

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Knocked this girl's whole mouth apart.

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Whatever, that's bound to happen.

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But, let's just be real.

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Guys are typically stronger than women, period.

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Correct, there's a higher chance of it happening

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when you have boys against girls.

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Especially in the physical.

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It doesn't matter what sport it is,

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but there's the physicality of something.

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There's a reason why they're split.

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Sure.

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So didn't you recently sense something

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that was like a movie coming out?

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I laughed out loud at the preview of it.

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Do you remember what it was?

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It was, it's by.

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She Ballers or something?

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Lady Ballers, I think.

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And it's by the guy from,

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what company has Ben Shapiro with?

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Daily Wire. Daily Wire.

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The guy who owns that.

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Jeremy Boring or something like that.

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So they made this movie about these guys

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that are trying to beat the system.

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Well, we're gonna get back into playing basketball.

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We're just gonna identify as women.

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And one of the stars on it, the guy that's the coach,

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he is featured a lot in Jeremy Boring.

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He's featured a lot.

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You put this on the table or on the ground.

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A lot when, God bless it, on Fox,

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like the Greg Gutfeld show.

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And on The Five, he's on there every now and then.

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So he's funny.

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He's a funny guy.

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Yeah, he's very wealthy

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and he's a conservative, obviously,

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and he's starting his own companies.

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If you remember Harry's Razors, right?

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Yeah. Yep, yep.

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He started his own razor company, Jeremy's Razors.

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And it's the same program as those Harry's

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and Dollar Shave and stuff like that.

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Except his advertising doesn't show females

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with their breasts cut off.

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And his advertising is funny as shit, just like this movie.

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And he also came out with a chocolate bar company

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because Hershey's was screwing up.

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They did something, I don't know what he called it.

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It was called He She's or something like that.

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But. Well, you know what?

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Gotta capitalize on people's ignorance and stupidity.

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I think it's fantastic.

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But there's a whole push for a secondary economy.

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You'll hear.

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Austin, is there a clip to this movie that we can hear?

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Yeah, there's a preview.

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A sample on the YouTube.

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If you go back, I saw it.

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Another one is Public Square.

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Have you heard of that one, Jeff?

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Yeah, yeah, I've got that on my phone.

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I can't think of the guy, the talk show host,

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the black guy, he used to be a Secret Service agent.

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Took over for Rush.

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Dan Bongino. Dan Bongino.

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Dan Bongino's big into the secondary economy.

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He created or was part of Rumble.

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Like a conservative marketplace.

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Correct.

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So if this bank is being woke or whatever the situation,

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you can't get your loan

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and you don't support what they're supporting.

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Here are these banks over here that are getting set up.

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Here is this cell phone company.

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Here is this electric company.

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Here is this that support your same values.

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And we're not gonna screw around

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and give money to abortion clinics

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or whatever you're for and against.

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So they're trying to set up the internet companies,

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internet hosting.

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There's this whole secondary economy

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that they're trying to put in place.

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Yeah, I get it.

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And now Jeremy's trying to do that

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with the movies and everything.

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Mr. Producer's put the thing on the screen.

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Can you put it in the very beginning again?

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Because that's just too funny.

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Where women's sports is being transformed.

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The daily wire calls foul.

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With the most triggering comedy of the year.

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I will watch this.

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Listen, a male wrestler.

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Just picks her up and stands up.

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Guys, this is serious.

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Sports can be your pathway to a better life.

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What, like yours?

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Please don't steal my catalytic converter again.

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Winning matters.

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It's the key ingredient in becoming a winner.

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Maybe you should try it sometime.

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Are you gonna move?

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I am not.

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Let's cut to the chase.

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I know you're not a woman.

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Hey, you know how he identifies.

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If you can beat them.

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What do you know about the US Open's for the global games?

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You want us to compete as winners.

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I trust you guys.

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My love is shot, puts it like a football.

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This is the way the world is now.

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My eight year old daughter told me all about it.

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So a guy can become a girl with no physical changes at all.

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Oh, that's called gender fluid.

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So I can be a woman on the court

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and a man in the bedroom.

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I can't believe it.

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Nice.

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You mean when you're sleeping?

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Yes.

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Coach.

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Alice.

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We can play basketball.

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We have to get the whole team back together.

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It's time.

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We're in.

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You can kill it here, but essentially,

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Lady Ball is a daily wire.

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Put this together.

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I think it's genius.

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This guy's capitalizing on the ignorance.

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It's the perfect time for it too.

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Oh yeah.

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This one's going to be a big movie.

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It's going to be a huge spoof.

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That's only.

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They're showing that ball hit this woman's face.

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I mean, that's like Dylan Mulvaney there.

273
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And this guy's picked up a whole bunch of weights.

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It's only streaming on the website.

275
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So it's not going to be released in any theater.

276
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It won't be?

277
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That's too bad.

278
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I'll watch it.

279
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What website it's going to be on?

280
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Oh, probably the Daily Wire.

281
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Probably the Daily Wire, yeah.

282
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I'd pay for it.

283
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It looks like it's really well produced.

284
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I mean, it looks.

285
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Ted Cruz.

286
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Yeah, I got Ted Cruz's feature there.

287
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That's greatness.

288
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Well, you know what?

289
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I think it's a sign of the times and good.

290
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We need our entertainment back.

291
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We need it now more than ever because we need escapism.

292
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Yeah, there's too much drama.

293
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Yeah, there's too much drama in the world right now.

294
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Every single day.

295
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And it's frustrating because we're

296
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sending all this money all over the planet.

297
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So we don't have as much money.

298
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And we're having to pay more taxes.

299
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And the stuff going on in Israel is horrific.

300
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But it's kind of none of our business.

301
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And just the impact is happening.

302
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The teacher in Queens or somewhere in New York

303
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where this teacher had posted something, I'm for Israel.

304
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And she's a teacher there.

305
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And the students were 2,600 students.

306
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There was like a percentage of them were Muslim.

307
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And they went after this poor teacher.

308
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She was like 500 kids outside the door.

309
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Freaking awful.

310
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Beat the crap out of her.

311
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Yeah, they were just like.

312
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,480
Did they really physically accost her?

313
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I don't think they touched her.

314
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But they were banging on the door.

315
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What are they?

316
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They were trying to get to her, yeah.

317
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I mean, it's just come on, man.

318
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They doxed her.

319
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They found out where she lives.

320
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They found out about her family.

321
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They're coming after her.

322
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There's no civility anymore.

323
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It's criminal.

324
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For anything we disagree on, there's no civility at all.

325
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It's become savage.

326
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,680
Right.

327
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And I think it's all because of social media.

328
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,480
I still believe that.

329
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,760
Yeah, I think that's a big root cause.

330
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,800
That's the new way to be savage with each other.

331
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It has extended from being a coward behind a little computer

332
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screen or a phone to in people's faces.

333
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Well.

334
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,640
And it's always in a mob.

335
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It's always in mob style, right?

336
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,360
No one can do it by themselves.

337
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It always has to be a mob of people here,

338
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a mob of people there.

339
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Because that way, you're not accountable.

340
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,920
I think that social media may have part of it.

341
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It's partly to blame.

342
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:45,840
Yeah.

343
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,600
But there's a host of other things

344
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,440
in our society today that is contributing to it.

345
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People do not have any manners anymore.

346
00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:01,760
And I think that's a product of how kids today, you know,

347
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,760
these kids today, they're just not raised right anymore.

348
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,120
Parenting has a big part of this.

349
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:07,960
True, it does start in the house.

350
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,400
Parenting does have a part of it.

351
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,200
Everybody gets a trophy, right?

352
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,320
That whole thing.

353
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,400
Everybody's a winner along the social media thing.

354
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,680
Entitlements.

355
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:23,560
Well, yeah, that and everybody that gets in front of a camera

356
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,280
now, they're an influencer.

357
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:29,720
And they're important for having no talent whatsoever.

358
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,040
And they're the authority on things.

359
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,520
And they're the authority on things.

360
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,000
That's right.

361
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,720
And then there's an intense, intense desire for attention.

362
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Intense.

363
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,160
And fame.

364
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,840
An unhealthy desire.

365
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,200
I mean, some of the kids are, I mean,

366
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,320
they post something on Instagram.

367
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,160
If they don't get 50 likes within an hour,

368
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,480
I mean, it's suicidal.

369
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,000
It is.

370
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,240
They'll just kind of go, oh my god, I can't believe this.

371
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,920
No one likes me.

372
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,560
And so I think that's where a lot of this pronoun thing's

373
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,160
coming from.

374
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,680
If I go by they, them, I'm going to be somebody to be talked

375
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,480
about.

376
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,440
You know what I mean?

377
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:08,680
I'm going to be somebody that they are like, oh, he goes by

378
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,200
they, them.

379
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,240
It's attention seeking.

380
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,800
It's 100% attention.

381
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,800
I'm going to get attention if I do this.

382
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,440
Right.

383
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,040
Or be a furry.

384
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,480
There's people that.

385
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,600
A furry.

386
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,120
Yeah.

387
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,000
Tell us about that one.

388
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,680
One that likes to drop the dicks in their box.

389
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,720
When I started being a furry, I was really lost.

390
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,480
Were you like a fox or a raccoon?

391
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,440
A mongoose?

392
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,160
So did you.

393
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,880
I'm a snake.

394
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,720
Do you know what we're talking about, Larry?

395
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,240
I do not.

396
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,160
What a little furry is.

397
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,440
I can see the look on your face.

398
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,720
You're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

399
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,200
All right.

400
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,800
So there are kids that dress up.

401
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,080
It's not just kids.

402
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:42,680
That's true.

403
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,800
There's grown ass adults.

404
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800
There's grown ass adults.

405
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,440
They are wearing animal costumes and demanding

406
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,920
to be treated like animals.

407
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:56,880
So in some classrooms, they have a little box.

408
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,960
They have a bowl of water on their desk.

409
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,120
And they lap it up like a cat or a dog.

410
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,640
And they're catering to this.

411
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,000
They're called furries.

412
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,720
Furries.

413
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,960
Doesn't that border on some sort of mental disorder?

414
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,040
100%.

415
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,240
Well, you would think they would.

416
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:14,920
Mental illness.

417
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,680
Well, just like the guys who think they're women.

418
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,640
That's a mental disorder.

419
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,720
But you can't call it that.

420
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,800
And which, by the way, it's been a documented thing

421
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,120
for decades and decades and decades.

422
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,640
It's in the DSM book.

423
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,600
I wish I knew the term for it.

424
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,720
Maybe you could look it up.

425
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,080
It's gender dysphoria.

426
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,040
Is that what it is?

427
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:33,400
Yes.

428
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,120
Gender dysphoria.

429
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,040
Well, there you go.

430
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:35,960
And it is.

431
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,160
Do you see how Jeff said that?

432
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,960
How his neck did the little bobble?

433
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,080
Gender dysphoria.

434
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,720
Gender dysphoria.

435
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,440
Man, hope I don't get that again.

436
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,840
It took me a while to get over it.

437
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,920
That was a rough year.

438
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,600
That was a rough year.

439
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,160
It was embarrassing, is what it was.

440
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,000
My cough is still nagging.

441
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:59,520
But the thing is, I mean, it was in the list

442
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,280
of mental illnesses.

443
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,840
Larry, did you want another beer or anything?

444
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,080
I want to make sure you're taken care of over there.

445
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,200
Thank you, but not right at the moment.

446
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,600
Yeah.

447
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,680
Anyway, it was clearly in the list of mental illnesses

448
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,480
that were treated by psychiatrists.

449
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,120
Correct.

450
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,480
And now you're a monster if you deny it.

451
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,280
Well, I mean, it started like that.

452
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,520
Well, back in the late 70s, early 80s,

453
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:26,040
I mean, homosexuality was listed as a disorder.

454
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,480
And it's now become mainstream.

455
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:34,520
And right now, they're saying that the people that

456
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,600
like the kids, the pedophiles.

457
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,520
Minor attractive.

458
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,320
What is the term?

459
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,560
Is the term minor attraction?

460
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,720
Minor attracted.

461
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,440
Yeah, so that is like now it's included

462
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,600
in the Diagnostic Statistics Manual for Personality

463
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600
Disorders.

464
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,920
It's now in there, kind of like how homosexuality

465
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,520
was 50 years ago.

466
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,760
So is there going to come a point where it's going

467
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,520
to be normalized?

468
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,560
It's just retarded.

469
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,320
Come on.

470
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,760
Some people are already trying to normalize it.

471
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,440
Yeah, well, like companies like Balenciago,

472
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,960
trying to normalize it by putting that crap on there.

473
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,400
It's subtle, right?

474
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,880
We'll just try to push the envelope a little bit further,

475
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,640
push the envelope a little bit further.

476
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,840
And then on every TV show, every TV series,

477
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,680
they have to have this kind of relationship,

478
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,520
that kind of relationship.

479
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,240
Every commercial.

480
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,640
Every commercial.

481
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,400
I mean, they're trying desperately to normalize it,

482
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,320
right?

483
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,480
It's, you know what, though?

484
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,040
Like we started off the conversation tonight,

485
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,000
I think we are coming full circle

486
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,280
while people start to put a little pushback.

487
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,840
And hopefully, and the only way it's going to be able to do

488
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,320
is when we financially stunt them.

489
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,680
You've got to stop paying for it.

490
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,560
I think Disney has, I don't even know.

491
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,520
What is Disney stocked down?

492
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,600
Disney stock's been down for the last year.

493
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,200
It was up at 200, possibly, and it's down to 90 or so now.

494
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,760
And they actually came out with a statement.

495
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,560
I don't know exactly what the statement says.

496
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,280
You may be able to find it, Mr. Producer.

497
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,400
But basically, they released a statement that says, yes,

498
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:08,080
our social and political agenda or whatever,

499
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,000
I don't know how they phrase it, has

500
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,480
impacted our bottom line.

501
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,120
I'm completely paraphrasing that.

502
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,720
There it is on the New York Post.

503
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,920
How does a board, right?

504
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,920
How does the board not totally hammer them on this?

505
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,000
Because that has nothing to do with making money

506
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,280
for your investors.

507
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,960
That's why that one guy wants to get on the board.

508
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,400
There's two guys.

509
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,880
We talked about it on our previous podcast.

510
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,400
There's a hostile, not hostile takeover,

511
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,000
but kind of, because he wants to get on the board

512
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,880
to throw Bob Iger out as CEO.

513
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,880
And to get his people on there to say, OK,

514
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,640
let's right this ship and get back to business

515
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,440
that made us money.

516
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,040
The entertainment business, is that what you're talking about?

517
00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,560
Yes.

518
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,080
Yeah.

519
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:00,840
Yeah.

520
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,600
You know what's interesting?

521
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,280
The people who write these filings, the SEC filings,

522
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,680
is accounting, right?

523
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,160
The CFO and accounting, 100% accounting.

524
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,280
And listen, I mean, it's very damning.

525
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,880
It says, a recent company filing with the SEC

526
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,720
included a reference to risk relating to misalignment

527
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,600
with public and consumer tastes.

528
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,040
I mean, that's clearly stating a mistake.

529
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:24,560
Correct.

530
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560
Misalignment.

531
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,440
Then it says down here, Disney went on to note

532
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,120
that consumers' perceptions of our position on matters

533
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,840
of public interest, including our efforts

534
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,560
to achieve certain of our environmental and social goals,

535
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,800
often differ wildly and present risk

536
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,840
to our reputation and brands.

537
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,080
So I wonder if.

538
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,440
That's the comment right there.

539
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,960
Yeah, and I wonder if this is like the CEO, or CFO,

540
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,800
or the accounting brass kind of taking a shot.

541
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,880
Taking a shot at the marketing and the HR and the.

542
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,800
CEO, Bob Iger.

543
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,360
Yeah.

544
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,000
I mean, it's very interesting.

545
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Because remember, there are different breed accountants.

546
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,080
You know what I mean?

547
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,520
They're there for a very particular purpose.

548
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,040
Yes.

549
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,800
They're there to count the pennies.

550
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,640
Count the pennies and make sure they're in compliance.

551
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,000
Correct.

552
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,360
Right?

553
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,360
Well, plus they get an answer to the board,

554
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,640
the people, the stockholders.

555
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,720
Well, everybody has to answer to the board.

556
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,240
But yes.

557
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,400
Yeah, the CEO.

558
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,720
So what is happening with Kathleen Kennedy,

559
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,800
the president of Lucasfilm's?

560
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,960
Nothing right now.

561
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,000
I mean, but they got to stir it up,

562
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,080
because she's the main proponent behind this whole.

563
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,080
I think if Bob Iger gets canned, she won't be far behind.

564
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,880
What role does Dave Filoni play in the whole?

565
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,920
He's a director producer.

566
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,840
He reports to the Kathleen Kennedy.

567
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,520
Well, I wonder what the numbers are.

568
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,360
I don't think they said what the numbers are.

569
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,520
But they're stock?

570
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,120
Yeah.

571
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,600
Well, I mean, we know the stock is down a certain percentage.

572
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,160
But how is park sales?

573
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160
And how is.

574
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,760
Oh, yeah.

575
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,280
I don't know.

576
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,480
There's a ton of other revenue streams, right?

577
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:06,920
Well, the park, well, the parks have funded the poor movie

578
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:11,240
revenue, because they've had eight or nine movies this year

579
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,200
that have all lost money outside of the Guardians of the Galaxy,

580
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,040
I think.

581
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,080
Every movie they released lost money, up to over a billion

582
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,560
dollars, I think, if you had it all up, was what I saw.

583
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,040
And the parks were making so much money,

584
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,000
they were funding that and making that difference up.

585
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,080
So we all agree that that's a lot of money, right?

586
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,960
That's a lot of money.

587
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,440
That's less than 1% we sent to Ukraine.

588
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,920
Right?

589
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,920
Yeah.

590
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Put that in perspective.

591
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,880
Yeah, I don't really want to talk about that.

592
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,200
And that's not a stalemate, too.

593
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,440
But anyway, I don't want to talk about that.

594
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,960
So I'm glad we're seeing some full circle shit.

595
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,880
We'll see how this thing's going to play out.

596
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,840
In the meantime, what does Disney

597
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,480
have around the corner as far as some of the new Star Wars

598
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:52,920
releases?

599
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,360
I thought they were having some new Star Wars release.

600
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:55,880
But what is it?

601
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,800
Well, they just came out.

602
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,040
R2D2 one or something like that?

603
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:58,680
Or is it?

604
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:05,840
No, there was the there's one coming out called Shit.

605
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,960
It's not called Shit.

606
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,480
Oh, wow.

607
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,040
That's a funny name.

608
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:08,560
The acolyte.

609
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,840
Especially for Disney.

610
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,360
Yeah.

611
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:10,880
Yeah.

612
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,480
It's called Shit.

613
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,440
Should have called it Poop.

614
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,120
Right.

615
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,840
Well, this last movie that just got released, Wish, I guess,

616
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,920
it just tanked.

617
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,760
Terrible reviews just tanked.

618
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,680
Yeah, they're so dumb.

619
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,880
They should rename it to Shit.

620
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,680
Well, Lucasfilm hasn't officially confirmed,

621
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,800
but there's a Star Wars 10.

622
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,360
Yes.

623
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,720
There's supposed to be movies coming out more with the chick.

624
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,480
What's her name?

625
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,440
Princess Leia?

626
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,640
No, Rey.

627
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,720
Rey.

628
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,920
She's got another set of movies coming out.

629
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,400
I like her.

630
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,640
That's going to be interesting.

631
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,520
To me, she's kind of like a resurgence for me in Star Wars.

632
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,680
I thought she was an awesome character.

633
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,200
Yeah.

634
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:48,720
Yeah.

635
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,080
Yeah, she took on the Emperor's powers

636
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,400
and the Skywalker power.

637
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,680
She's got an interesting mix.

638
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,200
Yeah.

639
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:01,680
I think it followed too closely the format of the first four,

640
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,880
five, and six.

641
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,560
You thought it did follow it too closely?

642
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,240
It followed too closely the format, I think, personally.

643
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,800
Just swap her out with Luke Skywalker.

644
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,320
Yeah, not enough creativity there.

645
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,160
Oh, I see what you're saying.

646
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,480
Yeah.

647
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,320
Yeah, I could see that a little bit.

648
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,640
But I thought I could have sworn I saw there was something

649
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,760
about the story of R2-D2 that was coming out.

650
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,960
Oh, his childhood?

651
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,360
Well, he was just duds and bolts on a bowl.

652
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,040
He was like a little tiny robot, and they kept adding to him.

653
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,800
He came out of his mother's vagina.

654
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,200
Oh, wow.

655
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:37,960
What?

656
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,360
What?

657
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,120
What just happened?

658
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,120
A little badge compartment.

659
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,560
So there will be a second time.

660
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,960
Hold on, this will be a second time.

661
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,720
Second time a series will focus on R2-D2 and C-3O.

662
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,040
The first was an animated series that ran.

663
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,280
So Star Wars, a droid story.

664
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,240
I wonder how many consecutive shows

665
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,360
we've had with the word vagina in it.

666
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,960
We have 175 posts.

667
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,080
It's probably that many.

668
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,160
Yeah, I'm thinking every.

669
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,240
I think we're betting 100%, 1,000% on that word.

670
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:07,920
Yes.

671
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,080
Usually from Jeff.

672
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,160
Well, he used to throw the word creamy.

673
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,720
I mean, hell, it used to be like a drinking game.

674
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,120
What's he going to say next?

675
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,200
Arca-tooth is drink.

676
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,360
Creamy drink.

677
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,720
Yeah, so certain words that are.

678
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,360
Penis.

679
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,360
Like moist.

680
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,360
Moist is one of them.

681
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,320
Moist is a great one.

682
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,280
Creamy.

683
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,520
Yeah.

684
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,400
Wow, so you know what?

685
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,760
It's a fantastic time of year.

686
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,240
It's flying by, though.

687
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,040
Halloween happened really quick.

688
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,120
And now Thanksgiving just kind of like we're already here.

689
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,520
God bless, it's over.

690
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,720
I kind of felt that way, too.

691
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,920
Both were non-eventful.

692
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,080
Yeah, it's just, I mean, we had a lot of stuff going on.

693
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,760
But even with a lot of stuff going on, it was still,

694
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,680
it just started to fly by.

695
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:56,560
It just seems like there's, what is the difference?

696
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,160
Age.

697
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:57,880
Is it the age?

698
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,800
Is it the rat race?

699
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,720
I mean, what is going on here that is just flying by?

700
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,400
I'm like, every year it's just going by faster and faster

701
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:04,840
and faster.

702
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,560
It's just nuts.

703
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,440
I think it's age.

704
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,720
I think it's rat race.

705
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,680
Yeah.

706
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,840
Combination of them.

707
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,280
Kids are grown and out of the house.

708
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,560
Well.

709
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,400
Kids are grown.

710
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,480
Haven't quite moved out yet.

711
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,560
I'm waiting on that program, but that's all right.

712
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,240
They take the time.

713
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,480
So there's, Mr. Producer pulled up

714
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,000
a list of some of the Star Wars stuff that's coming up.

715
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,680
That's kind of what I saw.

716
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,880
There's all kinds of different things

717
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,920
that are popular in here.

718
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,760
Larry, they got Star Wars Larry.

719
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,360
Who's Larry?

720
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,800
Yes, he'll be seeing me on the silver screen

721
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,680
in the coming months.

722
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,480
Larry, a copier repairman finds himself derelict

723
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,600
on a desert planet.

724
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,760
Follow him as he replaces a toner in vacuum roller pins.

725
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,160
That is retarded.

726
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,040
That's not real.

727
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,200
Back in 2022.

728
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,360
That is not real.

729
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,760
That can't be real.

730
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,160
That's like some YouTube.

731
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,660
Larry.

732
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,080
I will tell you, the name Larry is not

733
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,040
a very highly respected name.

734
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:08,880
You know what I mean?

735
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,920
Jay Leno always used to make, Larry, Larry the janitor.

736
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,600
You know, hey Larry, come here.

737
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,280
I think a vacuum repairman.

738
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,520
Vacuum repairman.

739
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,480
Larry in the three stooges.

740
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,080
Yes.

741
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,000
Well, I mean, but there's some power people.

742
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,880
Larry Ellison.

743
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,360
There was a hold on the Bob Newhart show, my other brother.

744
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,160
Larry and my other brother.

745
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,440
Yeah, Larry.

746
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,760
No, no, no, it was Daryl.

747
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,320
It was Daryl.

748
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,320
I'm Larry and this is Daryl and my other brother, Daryl.

749
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,560
I think Larry is just a.

750
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,040
Larry is a masculine name.

751
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,600
It's from a British origin.

752
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,720
It comes from.

753
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,440
Is it from Lawrence?

754
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,280
Lawrence.

755
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,720
The name has grown to stand on its own.

756
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,960
Lawrence has got a rich history.

757
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,320
Yeah, he's, you know.

758
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,600
Which thankfully for Larry can be passed down with ease.

759
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,960
The title refers to someone who comes from Laurentum.

760
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,160
Laurentum.

761
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,320
I think we should start saying.

762
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,320
An ancient city of Roman.

763
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,320
Larry of Arabia.

764
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,400
Larry of Arabia?

765
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,280
Yes, instead of Lawrence of Arabia.

766
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,000
How about just Labia?

767
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,880
There you go.

768
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,000
Is Larry a nickname for Lawrence?

769
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,400
No, my real name on the birth certificate is Larry.

770
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,720
Yeah, I get that question a lot on legal documents.

771
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,200
Is your real name Lawrence?

772
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,280
Lawrence, no.

773
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,400
But is that a nickname for Lawrence?

774
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,240
It is, yeah.

775
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,080
Oh, okay.

776
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,400
I don't think I've ever known that.

777
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,240
Interesting.

778
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,040
I asked my parents one time,

779
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,040
why in God's name did you name me Larry?

780
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,880
Hey Larry!

781
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,600
There was.

782
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,880
Sounds like something on the Roper.

783
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,240
Oh, Larry.

784
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,600
And they said, well.

785
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,120
We don't know, it was kind of a.

786
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,960
No family, no family connection.

787
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,000
I wasn't named after Uncle Larry or anybody like that.

788
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,920
It was just kind of a trendy name at the time.

789
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,560
Like trendy for like a week or two days.

790
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,600
So why are your three sons Larry the second,

791
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,640
Larry the third, and Larry the fourth?

792
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,240
That I don't understand at all.

793
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,000
Was it Larry the jiggle-o on Three's Company?

794
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,840
Larry.

795
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,680
Yes, see?

796
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,160
Again, another goofy character.

797
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,560
If you had any doubt, that's how it works right there.

798
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,200
That was funny.

799
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,040
Larry was cool, man.

800
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,560
He always showed up with his V-neck,

801
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,880
chest hair hanging out, the medallion, all gold.

802
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,880
Hey, how you doing?

803
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,640
You know, there was never any movie characters named Larry

804
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,120
that was played by Paul Newman or, you know,

805
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,120
Bill Holden or, you know, one of those guys.

806
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,680
Yeah, yeah.

807
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,840
That's sad.

808
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,120
I'm stuck with it, what am I gonna do?

809
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,280
Well, there's a movie out, came out in 2002.

810
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,600
Oh, that's the same one.

811
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,560
Larry, a TV movie in 1974,

812
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,200
true story about a man wrongly confined.

813
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:47,200
Wrongly confined the California State Mental Hospital

814
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,200
at a car rental of 26 years.

815
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,960
What about the penthouse guy?

816
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,920
Wasn't his name Larry?

817
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,760
Oh, Larry.

818
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,800
Larry Flint, yeah.

819
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,640
There we go.

820
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,480
That's Hustler.

821
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,600
Well, he got shot and was paralyzed.

822
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Wasn't there a Sasquatch movie, something in the Hendersons?

823
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,000
Oh, that's Harry.

824
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:05,840
Harry.

825
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,680
Oh, Harry.

826
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
Not Larry in the Hendersons.

827
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,520
Although.

828
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,360
Harry in the Hendersons, yeah.

829
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,120
Although that would have brought a lot of respect to Larry.

830
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,960
That's true, it would have.

831
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Off by one letter.

832
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,080
One letter, so close, so close.

833
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:19,920
Oh my God.

834
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,760
That was a great movie, by the way.

835
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,600
I loved it.

836
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,440
Harry in the Hendersons.

837
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,000
John Lithgowan, I believe.

838
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,880
Yeah, that was funny.

839
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,360
I won movie tickets to that one.

840
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,480
You know how you listen to the radio and you call in

841
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,280
and you're thinking, I'm gonna be the fifth caller

842
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,120
or whatever it is?

843
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,560
1092975.

844
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,440
It was late at night and I was calling and calling

845
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,080
and I was like, it rang.

846
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,400
I mean, it answered and they're like hello?

847
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
And I'm like, did I win the tickets?

848
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,120
And they're like, what, tickets?

849
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,960
For what?

850
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,680
I was like, oh, the Harry in the Hendersons.

851
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,720
Oh, you want two tickets?

852
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,240
Yeah, okay, we'll give you two tickets.

853
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,000
So you didn't really win.

854
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,240
Exactly, I was like, what the hell?

855
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,640
This is totally anti-climactic.

856
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,000
I mean, it was on the radio.

857
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,880
I mean, it was really late.

858
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,160
It was like midnight.

859
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,000
Right.

860
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,320
I've won once.

861
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,160
That's crazy.

862
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:01,980
It was funny.

863
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:02,820
What did you win?

864
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,280
I won a two liter of Pepsi.

865
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh, do you still have it?

866
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,360
No.

867
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,560
I remember I was up in Cincinnati

868
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,120
and I was, I don't know, it was late at night

869
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,440
and they were like, hey, caller 22.

870
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,880
Call late, you get a free two liter of Pepsi.

871
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880
So I did, that's probably why I won

872
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,720
because no one else wanted it.

873
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,320
It cost you 20 bucks to get there?

874
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,320
Yeah, no, they sent a coupon.

875
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,200
And now you're 21.

876
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,040
Call again.

877
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Yes, and they sent my name.

878
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,760
That was the worst.

879
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,240
They didn't put me on the air,

880
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,520
but they at least had my name on the air.

881
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,220
So I was like 10 or 11 or something like that.

882
00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:35,520
So that was my excitement.

883
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,040
But I've tried all those times in the past

884
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,240
do radio stations still do that?

885
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,280
Have call in?

886
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,120
I don't think there's a lot of people.

887
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,400
I think so, with concert tickets,

888
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,520
I hear them giving away concert tickets.

889
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,240
I mean, who even listens to the radio anymore?

890
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,080
Do they?

891
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,900
I do.

892
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,740
Do you really?

893
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:51,580
Like the radio?

894
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,440
I listen to talk radio.

895
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,340
Yeah, sometimes.

896
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:55,760
I mean, we put it on like the Christmas Channel

897
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,200
in here in Dallas and sometimes I'll pop it on the very,

898
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,040
but I hear what you're saying.

899
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,960
It's like a lost medium now.

900
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,000
It is and it's losing.

901
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,400
I mean, even Ford was gonna take AM radio off their cars.

902
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,360
Well, they said that was a design

903
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,480
to reduce the footprint of the talk radio.

904
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,520
Well, not just that, but it's.

905
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,480
Was it really though?

906
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:22,080
No, it was a design to eliminate the voice of the right wing.

907
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:22,920
Correct.

908
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,520
Well, I know, but was it really,

909
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,200
or was it, so few people listen to the radio,

910
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,600
it's like why are we building this into our cars?

911
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,720
Why put any radio in there then?

912
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,560
Well, I think FM.

913
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,520
Delete all of them.

914
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,360
No, that's true.

915
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,560
There's millions and millions of people

916
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,000
that listen to talk radio.

917
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,840
Yeah.

918
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,040
Well, then that makes no sense at all,

919
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,920
other than being like an agenda.

920
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,360
And what they said is like, yeah,

921
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,000
they put it in there to make the tuner so bad

922
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
that it's hard to get the stations.

923
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,960
All right, well then we don't buy Ford.

924
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,800
There we go.

925
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,640
Is that a thing though?

926
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,080
Is that real, what you just said?

927
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,080
That the, is it Ford specific?

928
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,200
That was what was being said at the time

929
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:03,200
that they're going to put a cheap antenna in there

930
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,360
to make the reception difficult.

931
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,440
Whether they did or not, I don't know.

932
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,600
Well, I'll tell you what, to do a quick 90 here,

933
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,000
I am sampling our bourbon.

934
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,920
I feel zero heat.

935
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,080
Zero.

936
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,920
I mean, it's-

937
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,920
Well, do we want to talk about our bourbon though?

938
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,640
Yeah, I mean, it's almost like it's, I felt a burn.

939
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,680
I'm not feeling any.

940
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,480
No, I felt a burn initially.

941
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,080
I actually like this a lot.

942
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,400
Yeah, it's actually not bad at all.

943
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,920
Yeah, there's no burn, but-

944
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,480
It's smooth, it's not harsh, doesn't make you want to go.

945
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,320
Oh!

946
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,240
Yeah.

947
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,080
No, it's not bad.

948
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,920
I just-

949
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,240
I don't know what it's called, hold on.

950
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,000
It's Virginia bourbon.

951
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,320
Bowman, Bowman Brewery.

952
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,640
No, let me go get it.

953
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,880
Hold on.

954
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,720
All right, well.

955
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,720
We left it out in the brain room.

956
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,720
See how we've gone backwards

957
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,960
since the last time you were here?

958
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,840
I can see that.

959
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,360
Yeah, not prepared.

960
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,280
Oh shit, the last time Larry was here,

961
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,880
I mean, there was a lot of stuff going on in this room.

962
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,960
You know, we stripped out a lot of stuff.

963
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,600
I opened it up, you could breathe in here,

964
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,000
not so claustrophobic, added some lighting.

965
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,560
All right, so our producer's putting it up there,

966
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,720
but it is Bowman Brothers, right?

967
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,160
It's Bowman Brothers, yes.

968
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,120
Small batch.

969
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,800
90 proof, that's the thing.

970
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,480
And look, we've had some 90 proof too,

971
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,720
but this is like, I'm telling you,

972
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,920
maybe it's my taste buds,

973
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,240
maybe it's because I sampled 125 proof

974
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,840
before I came out here today.

975
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,800
I don't know what it is, but this is super light.

976
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,640
But it's also super sweet.

977
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,160
Where did you get it?

978
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,120
Total Wine, yeah.

979
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,840
I think sometimes, you know,

980
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,360
sometimes you'll have 120 proof and you're just like, wow,

981
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,960
it doesn't feel like 120 proof.

982
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,800
It's true.

983
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,720
This may be the same type of scenario where, you know,

984
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,360
some 90 proofs here, you're still gonna feel

985
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,680
some alcohol burn.

986
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,080
I don't at all on this.

987
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,000
It's smooth, it's got some sweetness to it.

988
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,840
Yeah, it's good.

989
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,600
Mr. Producer, is this bottle six to seven years,

990
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,600
like it states on the website here?

991
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,320
I mean, because it does.

992
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,680
I mean, let me take away.

993
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,880
First of all, I don't like it right off the get go

994
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,480
because it doesn't have that pop, that strong taste.

995
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,840
However, it still doesn't mean it's horrible.

996
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,680
The taste is good.

997
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,880
It's sweet, it's got some light caramel in there.

998
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,840
Maybe it's a little bit brown sugar.

999
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,680
It doesn't pop.

1000
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,680
I don't taste any spice.

1001
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,120
I don't taste any tobacco.

1002
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,120
I don't taste vanilla hints or anything like that.

1003
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,520
The finish, it tastes really good,

1004
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,600
but it goes away very fast, I think.

1005
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,600
The finish on it, there's not much there.

1006
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,120
It's because it's watered.

1007
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:39,120
This is, they buy their distillate from Buffalo Trace.

1008
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,720
Oh, really?

1009
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,720
So their MGP is from Buffalo Trace?

1010
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,200
Well, it's not MGP, but it's Buffalo Trace Distillate.

1011
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,600
And they buy it, and then they age it in Virginia.

1012
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,920
Nice.

1013
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,760
Interesting.

1014
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,080
I think it's solid.

1015
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:54,920
I mean, it's good.

1016
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,640
It's solid.

1017
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,600
It's nothing amazing, but it's definitely enjoyable.

1018
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,840
On a scale of one to 10, dudes, I guess, Sean says four.

1019
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,680
I'm gonna go with probably 6.8.

1020
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,640
I'm gonna give it a six.

1021
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,720
I'm with a six.

1022
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,960
I'll go six.

1023
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,280
I liked it.

1024
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,320
Yeah, it's solid.

1025
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,160
You know what?

1026
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,960
I'm gonna give it a 4.9.

1027
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,760
Well, the high and the lower thrown out.

1028
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Oh.

1029
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,560
All right.

1030
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,400
That leaves it at a six.

1031
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,440
That makes it relevant.

1032
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,280
So it's a six.

1033
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,480
So I think it's good.

1034
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,080
But it just goes away really fast.

1035
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,920
Yeah.

1036
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,080
It's what it is.

1037
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,440
To Sean's point, it doesn't pack a punch.

1038
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,240
And it's not alcohol punch, it's flavor punch

1039
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,640
that it's lacking.

1040
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,160
Well, I was listening to this guy, really snooty

1041
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,400
on one of these Instagram memes.

1042
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,400
And he takes the bottle of bourbon

1043
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,840
and then puts it in the Glen Caron glass

1044
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,040
and swirls it, then dumps it out,

1045
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,240
then puts it in there again, and he tastes it,

1046
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,280
smells it, pulls it away, breathes a couple more times,

1047
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280
puts it back up to his nose.

1048
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,880
He's got this huge knocker too.

1049
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,000
I mean, his nose just goes right into that orifice.

1050
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,200
Just fills up the whole glass.

1051
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,320
It was disgusting, actually, to see it.

1052
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,520
But he was just like, he was kind of like,

1053
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,360
yeah, you know, you smell it, you do this, you do that.

1054
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,240
And he says, and then he makes a statement,

1055
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,320
says, you know, this one is 105 proof.

1056
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,400
And he says, I'm gonna go ahead and add

1057
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,720
this much distilled water.

1058
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,200
He says, there's like a little equation

1059
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,320
how much water you add to it.

1060
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,760
He says the optimum,

1061
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,920
the optimum proof would be 35.

1062
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,100
For you to- 70?

1063
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,080
Yes. Proof?

1064
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,560
Yeah, 70 proof, 35% alcohol,

1065
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,080
to get the perfect amount of notes that come out of it.

1066
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,840
I disagree, but who the hell am I to tell this guy?

1067
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,800
You know, he seemed like he knew

1068
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,920
what the hell he was talking about.

1069
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,720
It seemed like 70 proof to me

1070
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,320
doesn't seem like it's gonna be able to punch those notes.

1071
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,920
Because anything 105, 110, 20, whatever,

1072
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,600
to me, those guys have the most taste.

1073
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,440
They're the most concentrated.

1074
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,600
Now, is he talking about the nose?

1075
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,040
Is he talking about adding water to release the nose?

1076
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,720
Or is he talking about the whole thing?

1077
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,720
The bouquet, the whole-

1078
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,160
So the smell.

1079
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,300
The best sampling.

1080
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,240
Does that include the taste?

1081
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,080
You know-

1082
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,900
Sounds like it's just the nose.

1083
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,240
Well, you know what, frankly, I skipped it really quick.

1084
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,840
First of all, I was distracted with his nose,

1085
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,880
and I was like, you know what, he said 35%.

1086
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,000
I was like, you know what, I'm done.

1087
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,560
I'm done, this guy's an idiot.

1088
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,520
But evidently, it seems to be a thing out there.

1089
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,560
Well, maybe you do it in there,

1090
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,160
and you get it down to 70, smell it,

1091
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,000
and then dump it out in the boiler back in.

1092
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,400
I thought it was interesting, though,

1093
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,000
how he had this little blotter,

1094
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,040
a little distilled water blotter,

1095
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,600
kind of like what they had at 1845,

1096
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,560
distilled water bouquet and lower crossing.

1097
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,080
It's like a little blotter of distilled,

1098
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:47,920
so he put the little thing in there.

1099
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,740
It's like an eyedropper.

1100
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:49,580
It's like an eyedropper,

1101
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,840
but it didn't have the little squeezy thing.

1102
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,680
So it sucked in there.

1103
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,520
It was like a pipette.

1104
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,360
Is that what you call that, a pipette?

1105
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Oh, yes, a pipette.

1106
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Come on, guys, did you not have chemistry class

1107
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:58,920
in high school?

1108
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,740
Yes, pipettes.

1109
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:02,200
Mr. Producer, what exactly is a pipette?

1110
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,360
It's your penis.

1111
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,200
Ooh.

1112
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,020
Ooh.

1113
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,560
When you said little, is that what you meant?

1114
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,400
Oh, well, I'm not a hamster.

1115
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,160
Anything with an et on the end.

1116
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,800
A pipette, see, a pipette?

1117
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,640
Yeah.

1118
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,560
I don't think it had the little.

1119
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,960
Ooh, there's all sorts of different types of pipettes.

1120
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,800
Oh, yeah, look at that.

1121
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,640
It's quite medical.

1122
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,840
I think it's the top three to the right,

1123
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,520
or second and third.

1124
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,600
Kind of has a bulbous end on it.

1125
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,040
Yeah, I don't know.

1126
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:27,940
Maybe it was.

1127
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:30,520
So anyways, my point is that I found it was interesting

1128
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,920
is that he said that it is this proof,

1129
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,880
and he added so much,

1130
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,660
and there was like this little equation he gave

1131
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:39,800
to be able to, a quick way for you to dumb it down

1132
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,600
to the correct proof.

1133
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,840
So I was kind of like, oh, that's kind of interesting.

1134
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,120
I've almost gotten some of this.

1135
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:50,120
They sell Kentucky limestone water that you can buy,

1136
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,680
and we could bring it up here and do that.

1137
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,200
And we can drip it into our bourbon.

1138
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,080
I'll tell you what, how about we just go buy a limestone rock

1139
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,160
and we can make our own water?

1140
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,640
Ooh, like squeeze the water out of it?

1141
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,480
Yes.

1142
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,360
No, we just do what they do.

1143
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,000
They take a cup, they pour it on the water,

1144
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,520
and they got a bit at the bottom that captures it,

1145
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,480
and then they bottle it.

1146
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Oh, it's not like a sponge?

1147
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,600
Then you don't squeeze it?

1148
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,880
I'll bring the pipette.

1149
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,880
There we go.

1150
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,520
There you go, Larry on the spot.

1151
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,360
Thanks, Larry.

1152
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,360
It's rather small.

1153
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,720
They say that's the best water to do that with

1154
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,520
is the limestones, is the bourbons.

1155
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,960
At least the Kentucky ones are made with limestone water.

1156
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,180
Yeah, I know that Jack Daniels is.

1157
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,280
I remember that from my distillery tour.

1158
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,120
Correct.

1159
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,920
Well, it's very light.

1160
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,960
It is, it's good.

1161
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,800
I like it.

1162
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,620
It's not bad.

1163
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:40,920
For a 90-proof bourbon,

1164
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,120
And a single barrel.

1165
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,200
It's a small batch.

1166
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,040
A small batch?

1167
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,880
Same thing.

1168
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,760
I'm gonna change gears again to jump off that.

1169
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,720
90 degrees?

1170
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,800
Yeah, we're gonna go back to the whole,

1171
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,840
we're talking about Star Wars,

1172
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,680
we're talking about,

1173
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,400
before the podcast started

1174
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,040
and the Green Room we were discussing,

1175
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,360
when was the last time you went to the movie theater?

1176
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,760
Some of the excitement.

1177
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,600
I think, first of all,

1178
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,880
I go to movies about maybe once a year.

1179
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,760
Maybe once a year, maybe.

1180
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,120
And there was a time where we went to the movies frequently.

1181
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,120
I guess that's before all the streaming things came out.

1182
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,240
That, oh, this is coming out.

1183
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,600
It wasn't available at that time.

1184
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,120
Now things are available all the time,

1185
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,320
a touch of a button.

1186
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,840
It was exciting.

1187
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,120
It's kind of like, to me,

1188
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,800
it's kind of like comparing that to the holidays.

1189
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,040
It was a festive thing.

1190
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,040
Oh, you go to the movie theater, it's exciting.

1191
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,360
You got lots of bright lights

1192
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,440
and all this flashing shit and the popcorn.

1193
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,080
And you get to get a free refill

1194
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,040
if you get a tub and all that.

1195
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,600
And you go to Walmart and get your candy

1196
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,440
and smuggle it in.

1197
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,280
Oh, yeah.

1198
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,120
You didn't have to take out a loan to go to the movies.

1199
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,200
I remember when we used to,

1200
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,440
there was a time where we would go every Christmas

1201
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,280
to the movies. To the movies.

1202
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,840
Oh, yeah, that's a massive theater day.

1203
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,120
It's like one of the busiest days.

1204
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,160
We'd go every Christmas.

1205
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,880
It was just for a period of time.

1206
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,160
And I think my wife's family did the same thing

1207
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,200
because we did it down here when I got married.

1208
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,920
We did that a few times as well.

1209
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,480
All the holidays are huge Christmas.

1210
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,760
Yeah, it was a big gathering.

1211
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,080
And it was always packed.

1212
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,920
Always packed.

1213
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,000
And you're always wearing the nice clothes, right?

1214
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
So you want to look nice because it's Christmas.

1215
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,920
You're wearing your corduroys and your plaid shirt.

1216
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,080
Yeah, when I...

1217
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,900
Hold on.

1218
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,740
Corduroys?

1219
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,580
Corduroys.

1220
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:31,400
Corduroys.

1221
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,240
Do you ever corduroys?

1222
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,080
You're running down the hall.

1223
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:33,920
Vroom, vroom, vroom.

1224
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:34,740
Yeah.

1225
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:35,580
Vroom, vroom, vroom.

1226
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,420
Vroom, vroom.

1227
00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:38,200
There was a time when it was coming back,

1228
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,880
but it didn't last very long at all.

1229
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,040
Oh hell, I had corduroys within the last 10 years.

1230
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,320
Not because I bought them, because the wife bought them.

1231
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,440
Yeah, but that didn't last long.

1232
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,400
I remember it coming back and stalling.

1233
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,240
I was getting away.

1234
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,680
They grew out of them right away.

1235
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,080
As I walk along, my two thighs say to each other,

1236
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,360
excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.

1237
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,160
Smacky sounds.

1238
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,640
What did you guys watch, that TikTok or Instagram

1239
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,600
that I sent you about the lady

1240
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,480
who was having a ball chafe problems?

1241
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,580
Oh God.

1242
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,600
Oh.

1243
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,440
I sent it to you right before our podcast.

1244
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,280
Yeah.

1245
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,220
She goes, ladies, it's a guy obviously,

1246
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:17,120
don't you hate it when your balls

1247
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,480
kind of slip outside your pants and they're rubbing

1248
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,120
and they get chafed and you know that

1249
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,160
if you don't take care of them and tuck them back in there

1250
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,560
that it's gonna get more and more painful?

1251
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,440
He goes, why did God make ladies like this

1252
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,540
or something like that?

1253
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:31,720
Wow.

1254
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,560
You know.

1255
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,440
From movie theaters to ball chafes.

1256
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,280
Ladies and gentlemen.

1257
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,120
Thank you.

1258
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,040
Well you're talking about your thighs slapping.

1259
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,160
Yeah, yeah, there's no ADD going on here.

1260
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah.

1261
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,840
None at all.

1262
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,520
So, you know, when we were younger it was exciting

1263
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,760
because you had a definitive amount of money

1264
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,080
that you took because you got your,

1265
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,480
I got my allowance, let's just talk about me.

1266
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,200
I got my allowance, I was like, I got a buck,

1267
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,160
I don't know what it was.

1268
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,120
You know, you get a Coke for 30 cents,

1269
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,920
candy bar for 25 cents.

1270
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,320
Well the movies were like a buck,

1271
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,160
buck and a half to get in.

1272
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,760
It was a big deal.

1273
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,160
They were 50 cents in New Jersey

1274
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,840
when I lived on the base there in Fort Monmouth.

1275
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,160
It was 50 cents for children to get into that movie theater.

1276
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:17,160
And I remember, it was just a big Jolly Rancher bars

1277
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,680
that you buy there.

1278
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,520
Oh yeah.

1279
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,340
You get a big old bushel.

1280
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,240
I mean it was just exciting.

1281
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:22,080
We'd go all the time.

1282
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,600
And a group would go,

1283
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,760
like it was an event to do that evening.

1284
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,600
Correct.

1285
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,420
Let's go to the movies.

1286
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,480
And you're looking forward to it and it was fun.

1287
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,800
And you talk about the movie in the parking lot

1288
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,760
after you're done.

1289
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,640
But now when somebody says, let's go to the movie,

1290
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,280
I'm like, are you out of your mind?

1291
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,320
I'm gonna get shot.

1292
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,240
I'm gonna go mingle with the rest of the rude human beings.

1293
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,080
Yeah.

1294
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,840
Just, you know, and there's, that's too.

1295
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,800
I mean, plus there's so much weird shit going on out there.

1296
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,040
Now you don't know what to expect.

1297
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,880
And there's a whole lot of other things

1298
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,200
I would rather do with a hundred dollars

1299
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,800
than the wife and I going to the movies.

1300
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,920
Seriously.

1301
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,400
That's my exact sentiments.

1302
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,560
It is ridiculously expensive to go out there.

1303
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,600
I'm kind of like, you know, you get there.

1304
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,240
Cause I take the kids every now and then

1305
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,640
and I'll shoot like once a year.

1306
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,840
And I'll go ahead and I'll buy, I'll buy in advance.

1307
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,120
And I'm just like, shit, there's six of us going.

1308
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,120
And I just dropped, you know, 20 bucks a piece on this.

1309
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,040
That's ridiculous.

1310
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,240
I really thought that there, I mean, when huge TVs,

1311
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,160
home TVs and home theater systems and Blu-ray and DVD,

1312
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,960
all the, you know, all this fancy technology

1313
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,560
and amazing quality,

1314
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,720
I really thought movie theaters were gone.

1315
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,560
I did too.

1316
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,920
And they are not.

1317
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,280
Yeah, well, especially with the COVID that happened

1318
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,360
and everything was just.

1319
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,280
Well, that was like a, you know,

1320
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280
a crazy economic anomaly, right?

1321
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,920
I mean, so I can, a lot of things went away during COVID,

1322
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,600
but I mean, I just thought it just, no one needs it anymore.

1323
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,480
You have a movie theater at home.

1324
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,200
I don't know this for sure,

1325
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,480
but I think what's keeping the theaters alive

1326
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,200
is the kids movies.

1327
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,120
You were looking at the Disney movies and stuff.

1328
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,080
And I think parents like to take their kids to the movies.

1329
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:56,920
Let's get out of the house.

1330
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,560
Let's go watch a movie.

1331
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,360
I mean, now you can even stream first releases.

1332
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,040
Like, you know what I'm saying?

1333
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,880
Not all of them.

1334
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,160
Like when they come out on the movie theater,

1335
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,000
they're also releasing them in some form or fashion

1336
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,720
on streaming platforms.

1337
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,360
So you, even to, I mean, even to catch a brand new movie,

1338
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,520
you don't have to wait.

1339
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,280
You can have it the same time they release it.

1340
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,400
I mean, am I crazy?

1341
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,240
I know that there was.

1342
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,080
Well, they were doing that for.

1343
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,560
And then some production studios were like,

1344
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,680
this is a horrible idea.

1345
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,200
Well, they were doing that for a while

1346
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,680
and then they lost their asses on it.

1347
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,720
Disney was doing that.

1348
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,320
HBO was doing that.

1349
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,000
And they lost their asses on it.

1350
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,280
So they stopped doing it.

1351
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,120
That's one of the things.

1352
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,080
Cause I remember HBO was releasing

1353
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,240
on their streaming service and in the theater at the same

1354
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,120
time, I was like, why am I gonna,

1355
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,520
why am I gonna go pay to go see this?

1356
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,960
I'm gonna sit at home and watch on my 80 inch TV.

1357
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,200
Right. Yeah, really.

1358
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,800
I got a question for you guys.

1359
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaking of movies,

1360
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,480
what would you say is the last

1361
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,680
like masterpiece movie that came out?

1362
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,680
And I'm talking level of Star Wars, Godfather,

1363
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,920
Jaws, something along those lines.

1364
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,640
That came out in a movie theater.

1365
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,920
What is the last masterpiece

1366
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,760
that you think has been released?

1367
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,960
That we have seen?

1368
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,800
That's a tough one.

1369
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,160
No, you don't have to have seen it.

1370
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,000
No.

1371
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,600
Like Gone With The Wind?

1372
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,120
Masterpiece, yes.

1373
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,400
That was the last one, Larry.

1374
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:24,200
I would say one of the last ones was probably like Avatar

1375
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:29,200
and you had to go see Avatar simply because it was this,

1376
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,520
this computer CGI.

1377
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,360
Technology wise.

1378
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,320
It was this new thing and you're kinda like,

1379
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,280
what is this?

1380
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,000
We gotta go see it and it turned out it was pretty cool.

1381
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,080
I think Matrix is up there as well, the first one.

1382
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,920
Yeah, Matrix.

1383
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,200
As a game changer.

1384
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,040
I think, I think, as a game changer.

1385
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,200
I don't think that's exactly what you're saying, Larry.

1386
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,200
As a masterpiece, I think Lord of the Rings, the trilogy.

1387
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,240
Jurassic Park, perhaps.

1388
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,600
It was a masterpiece.

1389
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,120
Well, I mean, just look at grossing,

1390
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,400
highest grossing movies of all time, Titanic's up there.

1391
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,640
I would classify Titanic as a masterpiece.

1392
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,480
I think so too.

1393
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,320
I think so too.

1394
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,440
I think Saving Private Ryan.

1395
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,280
Masterpiece.

1396
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,120
Is a masterpiece.

1397
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,320
No question, probably one of the best movies

1398
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,160
I've ever seen.

1399
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah.

1400
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,240
P. Rieherman's Big Adventure.

1401
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,080
That was a funny movie.

1402
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,920
Near the top.

1403
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,760
It was a funny movie.

1404
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,120
It was funny, stupid, but funny.

1405
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,560
I wouldn't call it a masterpiece though.

1406
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,440
But yeah, I mean.

1407
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,680
You know.

1408
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,200
They don't make them like they used to make.

1409
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,640
They don't make big, huge, you know,

1410
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,960
epic masterpieces hardly anymore.

1411
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,760
That's why I said Lord of the Rings.

1412
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,080
That was early 2000s when those came out.

1413
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,600
I think you had the Harry Potters.

1414
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,440
Those were big and stupid.

1415
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,840
I don't think those were masterpieces.

1416
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,560
Quite like Lord of the Rings was.

1417
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,800
I think Lady Ballers has a chance.

1418
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,640
Could be.

1419
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,480
I'm in.

1420
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,320
Yeah.

1421
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,920
Any Will Ferrell movie I think is right up there.

1422
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,760
Anchorman.

1423
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,600
Oh, Elf.

1424
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,440
Elf.

1425
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,320
Elf is super.

1426
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,600
It's a really funny movie.

1427
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,440
Not a masterpiece.

1428
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,040
Well, movies like Elf and the Pee Wee movie.

1429
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,720
Those are, I would classify those as classics.

1430
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,640
They're good movies.

1431
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,480
They're funny.

1432
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,320
Everybody's seen them.

1433
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,000
But I wouldn't really necessarily call them a masterpiece.

1434
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,280
No, I would definitely not.

1435
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,240
So I would say like Schindler's List.

1436
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,080
Masterpiece.

1437
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,600
Is a classic one.

1438
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,600
It's cerebral.

1439
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,600
I would say more on those lines.

1440
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,200
Historical based.

1441
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,520
You know, a classic.

1442
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,120
Yeah, that's tough.

1443
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,040
I think a lot of the historical classics

1444
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,800
are gonna have to do with history and stuff like that.

1445
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,960
But my point is, the answer is,

1446
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:29,800
there really hasn't been any.

1447
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,640
Not that many.

1448
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,480
Not that many.

1449
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,600
Not many recently.

1450
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,600
You can go through time, and it just probably stretches

1451
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,960
where you're like the 80s and the early 90s.

1452
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,720
Terrible movies for the most part that came out.

1453
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,800
There have been some good ones like Inception.

1454
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,280
Have you guys seen the movie Inception?

1455
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,280
Oh, that's outstanding.

1456
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,920
Absolutely outstanding.

1457
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,600
Larry, I can't believe you haven't seen it.

1458
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,480
I've never heard of it.

1459
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,320
Inception.

1460
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,840
It's got, it's got the.

1461
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,480
Leonardo DiCaprio in it.

1462
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1463
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,800
It's outstanding.

1464
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,920
I think another one.

1465
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,760
It's an A+.

1466
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,720
I rarely give A+.

1467
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,920
What's the other Christopher Nolan movie

1468
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,280
where Matthew McConaughey is out in the space?

1469
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,480
Intergalactic.

1470
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,080
I don't think I've ever saw that one.

1471
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,640
That is another really good one.

1472
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,480
Really?

1473
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,920
You really have to pay attention to what's going on.

1474
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,680
Lots of time-travelly type shit.

1475
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,720
Ooh, I like that stuff.

1476
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,640
So I'm gonna spout off a few of the,

1477
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,640
some of the all-time, top 100 films of all time.

1478
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,040
And I'll just kinda go right down from the top.

1479
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,880
Yeah, go from 10 to one.

1480
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,800
From 10 to one?

1481
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,840
You know, I'm gonna go from 20.

1482
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,080
So your list is, so sayeth who?

1483
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,920
All-time box office, top 100 films,

1484
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,120
domestic, unadjusted, domestic, unadjusted,

1485
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,080
and worldwide.

1486
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,920
Moneymakers?

1487
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,760
Who's your moneymaker?

1488
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,680
Filmsite.org box office.

1489
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,520
Okay.

1490
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,760
No, moneymakers is on the, is a different category.

1491
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,480
Domestic grows.

1492
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,400
This one is just some of the best movies.

1493
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,720
We have to do critics.

1494
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,800
All right, okay, go ahead.

1495
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,640
So I'll start with the 20.

1496
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,480
Like a popcorn's down.

1497
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,320
I think a popcorn's down.

1498
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,080
Came out in 1994, a cartoon.

1499
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,200
It's called The Lion King.

1500
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,040
That was good.

1501
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,860
Yeah.

1502
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:08,160
Star Wars, episode one, The Phantom Menace.

1503
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,000
Pass.

1504
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,840
No way.

1505
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,200
Jurassic Park, 1983.

1506
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,560
1993.

1507
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,120
Star Wars, episode six, Return of the Jedi.

1508
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,120
Yes.

1509
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,440
Avengers, in-game, 2019.

1510
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,320
No, forget it.

1511
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,520
Avatar, 2009.

1512
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,480
Yes.

1513
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,600
In 1959, Ben Hur.

1514
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,520
Oh, brother.

1515
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,720
Have we seen Ben Hur?

1516
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,560
I've seen parts of it.

1517
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,120
Episode five, The Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

1518
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,040
101 Dalmatians in 1961.

1519
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,360
So The Force Awakens, episode seven of Star Wars.

1520
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,640
A lot of Star Wars in here.

1521
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,080
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in 1937.

1522
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:48,920
Good movie.

1523
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,000
These are all Disney.

1524
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,240
But you know what, well whatever.

1525
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,400
I'm just, I'm coming up the list here.

1526
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,800
We've got The Exorcist.

1527
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,640
Now we're talking about The Exorcist in 1973.

1528
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,680
That was on TMC the other day.

1529
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,500
I watched that.

1530
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,340
That's a classic.

1531
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,180
Have you guys seen that?

1532
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:02,000
That's another Disney movie.

1533
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
It's very disturbing.

1534
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,280
I remember seeing that in the theater

1535
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,920
and being scared out of my mind.

1536
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,760
Very disturbing.

1537
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,720
So good.

1538
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,640
So Dr. Zavago.

1539
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,480
Zavago.

1540
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,320
Zavago.

1541
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,440
With Omar Sharif.

1542
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,080
1965.

1543
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,200
I was gonna say 60s, sounds right.

1544
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,960
And in 1975, Jaws.

1545
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,800
Great movie.

1546
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,640
Classic.

1547
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,240
Number six, The Ten Commandments in 1956.

1548
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,720
With Charlton Heston as Moses.

1549
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,560
Praying for my cold dead fingers.

1550
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,400
Boo!

1551
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,600
Planet of the Apes have gotta be in there somewhere.

1552
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,520
Titanic 1997.

1553
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,920
Yeah, we called that.

1554
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,360
And E.T.

1555
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,200
Oh yeah.

1556
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,040
The extra terrestrial.

1557
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,040
That's a good one.

1558
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,160
Oh, the sound of music.

1559
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,360
Oh, that's a good one.

1560
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,200
That's a good one.

1561
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,040
What?

1562
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:49,880
That's a good one.

1563
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,720
Come on, Larry.

1564
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:51,560
1965.

1565
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,380
You don't like musicals, huh?

1566
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:53,220
No.

1567
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:54,060
Oh.

1568
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:54,880
But that one's a good one.

1569
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,840
That was very resounding no.

1570
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,800
No.

1571
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,640
No.

1572
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,480
No sound of music.

1573
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,560
Son of a bitch.

1574
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,680
How dare you?

1575
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,120
The original West Side Story with Natalie Wood.

1576
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,360
And another Star Wars as number two.

1577
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,240
Yeah, this is jaded.

1578
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,200
It's The New Hope.

1579
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,960
It's the original Star Wars that came out.

1580
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,320
However, look, it's kinda right.

1581
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,800
I mean, think about it.

1582
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,640
The fact that episode one was even in the top 100

1583
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,600
makes this list wrong.

1584
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,960
Episode one was terrible.

1585
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,480
Terrible.

1586
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,300
Whatever.

1587
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,140
Absolutely terrible.

1588
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,320
It actually ruined the whole Star Wars theme.

1589
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,160
No, no, no, no.

1590
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,040
This is the original.

1591
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,120
So it's not episode one.

1592
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,420
It's technically episode four.

1593
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:33,840
No, no, I know, but I'm talking about episode one.

1594
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,200
First one released.

1595
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,220
All right, so what do you think of number one, Moe?

1596
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,960
Give us the year.

1597
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,240
1939.

1598
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,240
Wizard of Oz.

1599
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,080
West Side Story.

1600
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,880
Gone with the Wind.

1601
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,780
Wizard of Oz.

1602
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,840
Gone with the Wind.

1603
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,680
Ah!

1604
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,760
I think Wizard of Oz was 32 or 37, I think.

1605
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,880
I've never even seen Gone with the Wind.

1606
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,680
I've never seen it in its entirety.

1607
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,520
I've seen clips of it here and there.

1608
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,280
It's four hours.

1609
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,480
Oh, four hours.

1610
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,320
It's four hours.

1611
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,080
And it's also been classified as racist,

1612
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,360
so you'll never see it again.

1613
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,520
Is it an intermission?

1614
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,640
I got no time for that.

1615
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,080
Four hours to sit there?

1616
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,560
God, I'd bring a sack lunch.

1617
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,160
I've got the DVD somewhere.

1618
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,740
But I'll tell you what, that's the cool thing

1619
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:18,400
about being in some of these newer movie theaters

1620
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,340
is that they are serving alcohol and meals.

1621
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:26,280
Not just like a hot dog or some nachos.

1622
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,960
Yeah, that is kinda cool.

1623
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,800
Yeah, you can go out there,

1624
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,960
I'll have a hamburger and french fries

1625
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,280
with some onion rings and some buffalo wings.

1626
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,120
Clark Gable.

1627
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:35,960
And cheese sticks.

1628
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,040
Is this the movie where he says,

1629
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,520
frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn?

1630
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,360
Gone With The Wind.

1631
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,760
Yeah, that's it.

1632
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,680
And what is the female's name?

1633
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,840
The what?

1634
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,680
Toto?

1635
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,320
No, from Gone With The Wind.

1636
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,160
Scarlett?

1637
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,480
Scarlett O'Hara.

1638
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,480
I said Charlotte O'Hara.

1639
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,680
We were playing a trivia game on Thanksgiving,

1640
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,760
was it Thanksgiving night?

1641
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,600
I think so.

1642
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,840
We were playing a trivia game,

1643
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,560
and that was the question.

1644
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,020
It was.

1645
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:01,860
It was.

1646
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:02,920
I shoulda got that.

1647
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,440
And Hattie won an Academy Award as a...

1648
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,280
As Mammy?

1649
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,520
Mammy, Mammy, Mammy.

1650
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,440
First black to get a Academy Award.

1651
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,280
Why didn't...

1652
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,680
I didn't know Superman was in that.

1653
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,520
George Reeves?

1654
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,600
Yes, the original Superman.

1655
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,440
The original George Reeves.

1656
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,640
I didn't realize that either.

1657
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,560
Yeah.

1658
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,760
I wonder if he came flying in the side.

1659
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,680
He did.

1660
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:23,520
He did.

1661
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,560
And it totally went along with the story.

1662
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,400
Did he shoot himself in the head at the end of it?

1663
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,000
Yes, he was...

1664
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,840
Yes, he did.

1665
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:30,800
What the hell?

1666
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,920
Is that where the movie ends?

1667
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:32,760
Some dark side.

1668
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,360
He ended.

1669
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,200
Oh, did he really?

1670
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,040
Yes.

1671
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:36,880
Dark side, huh?

1672
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:37,720
I didn't know that.

1673
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,760
Yeah, well, yeah.

1674
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,040
Well, I'll tell ya, but those are some of the cool things.

1675
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,440
You know, the food, the booze,

1676
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,840
and another aspect of some of the newer movie theaters

1677
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,880
is the fact that the seats recline.

1678
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,040
I mean, you've got more...

1679
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:50,880
That is nice.

1680
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:51,700
I've been to a couple...

1681
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:55,160
Like, Austin invited me to go with some of his friends

1682
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,960
to some movie, like the end game of Infinity,

1683
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,800
or something like that.

1684
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,920
And we were sitting...

1685
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,600
We went to this movie theater, I swear to God,

1686
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,000
I was sitting in an 18-inch chair,

1687
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,360
and I was absolutely miserable.

1688
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,600
Front fucking row.

1689
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,200
The movie was like three feet from my face.

1690
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,960
I'd say, I'm not doing that.

1691
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,480
Well, you know what?

1692
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,560
It was a commitment at that point.

1693
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,760
I'd ask for my money back.

1694
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,800
Well, that's another thing you can do.

1695
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,720
You can choose your seats now.

1696
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,560
I love it.

1697
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,040
You can go online, you can tap the chair.

1698
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,360
You can reserve online.

1699
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,840
I know, it's crazy.

1700
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,680
For an extra six bucks.

1701
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,520
There's somebody in your seat,

1702
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,720
and you gotta ask them to move,

1703
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,520
and then there's a big fight, and you know.

1704
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,360
You get shot.

1705
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,320
Just like in the NFL.

1706
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,160
Named.

1707
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,960
Like they were all fighting in all the stands.

1708
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,800
Right.

1709
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,640
Are they really?

1710
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,480
Yeah.

1711
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,320
Almost every game now.

1712
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,280
So I wanna, I know for a fact,

1713
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,880
the last movie my dad saw in a theater was Pacific Rim.

1714
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,240
What year did that come out?

1715
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,080
Pacific Rim?

1716
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:44,920
I don't know.

1717
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:45,960
I'm gonna go with 97.

1718
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,800
No, it wasn't that long.

1719
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,600
20 something.

1720
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,160
Wasn't that like a documentary about volcanoes and things?

1721
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,080
2008.

1722
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:53,920
2018.

1723
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,240
No.

1724
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,080
No, it had Rihanna.

1725
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,240
2013.

1726
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,520
Did it have Rihanna in it?

1727
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,240
So the last movie he saw in a theater was 10 years ago.

1728
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,520
That was a Charlie Day?

1729
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:08,520
And we went and we were visiting him out there in Tahoe.

1730
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,200
And me, my wife, and the boys were out there,

1731
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,680
and we're like, well let's go see a movie.

1732
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,360
And the boys were like, let's go see Pacific Rim.

1733
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,200
Wasn't it Godzilla?

1734
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,040
Is that Godzilla?

1735
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:18,880
Well it's the big, yes.

1736
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,240
It's the big monsters and robots.

1737
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,080
Right?

1738
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:22,960
I've never saw that.

1739
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,360
So we went there, and they had these chairs

1740
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,400
that you could spend an extra five bucks on

1741
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,000
that had the big subwoofers built into them.

1742
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:31,840
They vibrated.

1743
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:32,680
Nice.

1744
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,000
And it was so freaking loud in that place,

1745
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,640
he's refusing to go see a movie again.

1746
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,600
He goes, that was the worst experience of my life,

1747
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,440
seeing a movie.

1748
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,320
So now he'll never go to a movie again.

1749
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,160
Because I was out there, I was hanging,

1750
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,000
you wanna go see a movie?

1751
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,320
He's like, no.

1752
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,280
Pacific Rim was the last movie I'll see in the theater.

1753
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,120
That's so narrow-minded.

1754
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:51,960
I get it though.

1755
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,240
But there are some movie theaters,

1756
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,080
and look, you can be in a regular movie theater.

1757
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,920
He's 81.

1758
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,200
It could be all over the place with the sound.

1759
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,000
I mean, the sound could be completely palatable,

1760
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,840
and then all of a sudden out of the blue,

1761
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,600
the ship shows up, and you can't freaking hear it.

1762
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,640
Your ears are ringing for the next two hours.

1763
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,880
But you can hear the jet engines from Tom Cruise's

1764
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,960
Jet in the theater door.

1765
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,800
So my question is, will we get to the point

1766
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,560
where it's like, yeah, I'm done with movie theaters?

1767
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
We're almost there now.

1768
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,400
I'm there.

1769
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,240
Probably.

1770
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,080
I'm done.

1771
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,200
Like my dad, is he gonna be like,

1772
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,040
yeah, I don't want the noise anymore, it's a pain?

1773
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,160
I don't think I'm at that point.

1774
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,000
It's gotta be an epic movie.

1775
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,040
Like, the last one I watched was Top Gun,

1776
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,080
because it was like, oh, that's one you have to watch

1777
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:34,920
in a movie theater.

1778
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:35,740
Same.

1779
00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:38,400
But it has to be epic, otherwise I won't do it.

1780
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,520
And it was a good movie.

1781
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,280
I gotta share with you, a lot of my experiences

1782
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,000
going to the movies in the last probably five, six years

1783
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,280
weren't very fun, because I'd fall asleep.

1784
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,400
You have that problem.

1785
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,320
Or you get drunk and your friend is Kyle Hickory.

1786
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,520
No, that didn't happen.

1787
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,360
Yeah, I'm thinking that's something like that.

1788
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,840
Yeah, at Midway where they fought the Japanese.

1789
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,680
Yeah.

1790
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,520
This is after a-

1791
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,340
It was strange.

1792
00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:06,360
I don't know why you stood up and went,

1793
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,920
hi, Hitler on the way to Midway.

1794
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,400
This was when you soaked your scrotum

1795
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,080
in the Evan Williams bourbon on the way there.

1796
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,920
Oh, well.

1797
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,720
All right, so dudes, I guess, out there

1798
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,480
that are wondering what the hell we're talking about.

1799
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,320
Forget it.

1800
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,400
We decided we're gonna go to the movie,

1801
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,520
we're gonna save a couple bucks,

1802
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,040
we're gonna pick up a bottle of booze,

1803
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,920
and we'll just make our own bourbon and coke.

1804
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,920
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1805
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,760
Paul will make them in the backseat for everyone

1806
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,240
while we're bouncing around the tollway.

1807
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,360
It's not our fault you couldn't handle the bottle.

1808
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,960
So we had these bottles of Coca-Cola,

1809
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,040
so we went to the store,

1810
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,320
we bought a bottle of Jack Daniels or Evan Williams.

1811
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,140
It was Evan Williams.

1812
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:39,980
100 proof.

1813
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:42,600
We bought three, one liter, not two liter,

1814
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,280
but one liter bottles of coke.

1815
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,400
This was high school all over again.

1816
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,200
We dumped half the bottle of coke out,

1817
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,400
and we filled up equal portions of the bottle

1818
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,480
of Evan Williams, and we went into the movie theater,

1819
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,520
and 15% of it ended up on my crotch,

1820
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,880
which got absorbed into my very thin skin there.

1821
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,120
It got blown, so you know.

1822
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,400
So you were butt-loosing it,

1823
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,240
and got a little bit more toxic than the normal.

1824
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,880
I didn't mean to, but it got soaked into my skin.

1825
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,200
So we were blown the hell up for that movie Midway.

1826
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,040
I fell asleep.

1827
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,720
I did.

1828
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,560
I fell asleep.

1829
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,380
And then he jumps up.

1830
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:16,220
And then I woke up.

1831
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:17,060
Fuck you!

1832
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,520
Yeah, I woke up going, get him, yeah!

1833
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,360
And I fell back asleep.

1834
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,280
That was ridiculous.

1835
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,400
But my point about bringing that up

1836
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,120
about falling asleep during the movie

1837
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,240
is that now that I got my sleep apnea machine,

1838
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,360
which Jeff, you need to buy yours, ASAP.

1839
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,200
Yeah.

1840
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,280
Now that I got my sleep apnea machine.

1841
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,600
Take it with you to the movie theater.

1842
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,640
No, no, my point is is now that I have my sleep apnea

1843
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,720
machine. Everybody has its extension.

1844
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,040
I don't fall asleep anymore.

1845
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,020
Can you shut up?

1846
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:39,860
Shhh.

1847
00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:40,700
Shhh.

1848
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,540
Shhh.

1849
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:42,380
Shhh.

1850
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:43,220
Get the full mask off.

1851
00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:45,300
Luke, I am your father.

1852
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,120
Oh, boy.

1853
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,320
No, but life has taken a turn now that I have,

1854
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,280
I've done that sleep apnea.

1855
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,480
So I can go to the movies.

1856
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,320
I just don't want to.

1857
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,280
I'm not necessarily done done,

1858
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,800
but I don't really have a fantastic desire to go

1859
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,640
unless a new classic comes out.

1860
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,300
When is the next new classic gonna come out?

1861
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,200
When is there gonna be some sort of divine

1862
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,680
production of something really cool?

1863
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,480
Another masterpiece?

1864
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,560
When?

1865
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,520
I mean, it's all fake shit that's coming out.

1866
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,880
You know, look,

1867
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,160
there's nothing wholesome.

1868
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,940
That's why I kind of lean back to these Christmas events

1869
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:26,440
and all these childhood experiences that we have

1870
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,640
in our head of what was really cool back then.

1871
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:29,480
You know, just because.

1872
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,200
Well, we actually talked about, you know,

1873
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,760
the John Hughes movies.

1874
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,600
Oh, they're great.

1875
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,000
They don't make movies like that anymore.

1876
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,840
No, they don't.

1877
01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:41,120
Right, the wholesome coming of age fun movies.

1878
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,320
Like big with Tom Hanks and.

1879
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,160
Yeah.

1880
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,780
And Home Alone.

1881
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,080
There's not no special effects.

1882
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,120
The kids can't sit through movies like that.

1883
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,560
Where's the explosion?

1884
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,040
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

1885
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,720
Oh yeah, classic stuff like that.

1886
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,560
Just kind of fun, healthy, you know, innocent.

1887
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,400
Yeah.

1888
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,240
Now they want this.

1889
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,960
Yeah, another specific rim where you've got

1890
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,160
these things coming out.

1891
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,240
Look, and even though this was kind of a cool

1892
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,320
stimulating movie, I mean, that guy's got some cool shit

1893
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,360
going on there, you're like, oh, but still.

1894
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
It's all special effects.

1895
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,820
There's no substance.

1896
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:14,040
And no character development.

1897
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,880
He's carrying a boat as a club.

1898
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,240
It's kind of like the Walbrist penis we were talking about

1899
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,600
in the last couple episodes.

1900
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,440
Yeah.

1901
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,360
Let me tell you what I've been doing.

1902
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,080
So my youngest is 18 and he's the only one,

1903
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,220
he's our last one, right?

1904
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:29,200
The other two have moved on and going to either college

1905
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,680
or graduated or whatever.

1906
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,560
So I've started this thing where we're watching old movies.

1907
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,120
Like he had never seen Terminator.

1908
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,480
He had never seen Terminator 2, right?

1909
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,100
So you got, did you watch both of those?

1910
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:41,000
We watched both of those.

1911
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:41,840
He loved them.

1912
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,720
Which one did he like better?

1913
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,240
I think probably Terminator 2.

1914
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,440
Cause it is a better movie.

1915
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,760
The motorcycle, the Harley.

1916
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,600
Oh, it's so good.

1917
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,440
The Harley's like,

1918
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,080
it is shotgun with one hand.

1919
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:52,920
Yes.

1920
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,760
And he also, they give a little more personality

1921
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,600
to Arnold Schwarzenegger in that movie.

1922
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,600
The Guns N' Roses song just playing.

1923
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,840
Anyway, so then I decided to move on to Aliens.

1924
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,160
Alien and Aliens.

1925
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,280
So Gordy Weaver.

1926
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,120
Right?

1927
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,480
And we watched Alien.

1928
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,320
Greatness.

1929
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,960
And he fell asleep.

1930
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,360
He fell asleep during Alien.

1931
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,760
Not enough action, I tell ya.

1932
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,920
It is a horror.

1933
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,600
It's more of a horror than it is an action.

1934
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,240
And it's kind of a cerebral horror

1935
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,280
at certain points.

1936
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,120
It is.

1937
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:22,940
It is.

1938
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,080
But Aliens will be much better.

1939
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,720
So he'll watch that with us

1940
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,080
and then we'll see how that goes.

1941
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,880
But anyway, I think it's kind of cool

1942
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,320
to go back and watch movies

1943
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,040
I haven't seen in a long, long time.

1944
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:32,880
Oh yeah.

1945
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,160
I love to watch Turner Classic movie.

1946
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,000
Yeah.

1947
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
But you know, old movies.

1948
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,760
Like from the 40s and 50s.

1949
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,600
Sure.

1950
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,440
The Black and White.

1951
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,280
Casablanca.

1952
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,520
Yeah, that kind of genre.

1953
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:43,480
Yeah.

1954
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,760
The Maltese Falcon.

1955
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,720
There's so many of those that I haven't seen.

1956
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560
I would love to go back and watch them.

1957
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,800
Singing in the Rain.

1958
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,800
Singing in the Rain.

1959
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,640
Gene Kelly.

1960
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:51,460
Sure.

1961
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,300
I...

1962
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,140
North by Northwest.

1963
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,960
I had that on.

1964
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,800
He was gay.

1965
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,640
Rock Hudson.

1966
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,400
The movie Jaws was on.

1967
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,480
Okay.

1968
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,080
So I stop and I'm watching Jaws and TV for a minute

1969
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,320
and my daughter walks by

1970
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,320
and she looks at the TV and she goes, what's this?

1971
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,960
I said, it's a movie called Jaws

1972
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,080
and it was so great.

1973
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,200
Intense.

1974
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,560
She goes, what's it about?

1975
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,360
It's about this time they have a beach

1976
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,320
and this shark comes along and attacks all these people.

1977
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,720
And she goes, oh my God.

1978
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,920
She goes, they made a movie about that, huh?

1979
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,760
Yeah.

1980
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:26,600
Yeah.

1981
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,420
Yeah.

1982
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:28,680
Whatever, Boomer.

1983
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,040
Jacque Cousteau take care of that.

1984
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,840
They made a movie about that.

1985
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:33,680
Okay, Boomer.

1986
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,680
Actually they've made a shit ton of Jaws based on that.

1987
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,520
Yeah, they did.

1988
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,520
It was so silly.

1989
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,320
The first Jaws was what, 75?

1990
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,160
So good.

1991
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,000
76.

1992
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,840
Yeah.

1993
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:42,680
It came out the same time Star Wars came out.

1994
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,520
I remember soon.

1995
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,560
It impacted people.

1996
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,760
Oh, sure.

1997
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,920
Some people would never go back to the beach, ever.

1998
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,120
Yeah, I have a problem swimming in the ocean to this day.

1999
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:53,960
Because of that fucking thing.

2000
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,160
So is Jaws a masterpiece or a classic?

2001
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,000
Classic.

2002
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,840
Oh.

2003
01:03:58,840 --> 01:03:59,920
It's not a mass.

2004
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,320
I think it is because they never showed the fucking shark

2005
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,040
until the very end for the most part.

2006
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:05,880
Yeah.

2007
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:09,000
It was all assumed because the robot was a piece of shit.

2008
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,840
The animatronic.

2009
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,920
Yeah, it wouldn't work right.

2010
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,640
Yeah, so he never showed it.

2011
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,760
Except maybe a piece, a fin or something like that

2012
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,760
or an eyeball.

2013
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,560
So I guess that begs the question,

2014
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:23,560
what defines a movie as a masterpiece

2015
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,880
or just as a classic, right?

2016
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,040
Which is one step below.

2017
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:27,880
Yeah.

2018
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,480
I'm making this up as I go along.

2019
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,000
You know, it's almost to me like,

2020
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,840
it has to be described as larger than life.

2021
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:35,680
You know what I mean?

2022
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,520
I think Jaws was.

2023
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:37,920
It has to be grand.

2024
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,600
It has to be epic.

2025
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,000
Epic, yes.

2026
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,600
I think Jaws was.

2027
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,600
And especially the way it impacted so many lives, I think.

2028
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:53,000
So the terms classic and masterpiece

2029
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,880
are often used to describe works of art,

2030
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,760
literature, music and other creative endeavors,

2031
01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:01,080
but they have slightly differences in the connotations.

2032
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,600
Classic typically refers to a work

2033
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,360
that has stood the test of time

2034
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,880
and remains highly regarded and influential in its field.

2035
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,280
Classics are often considered exemplary

2036
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,040
or representative of a particular genre, style or era.

2037
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,880
They may not necessarily be universally acclaimed,

2038
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,320
but also recognized for their enduring significance.

2039
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,840
A masterpiece is a term used to describe

2040
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:27,480
a work of exceptional quality and craftsmanship.

2041
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,320
Correct.

2042
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,240
Well, thank you, Mr. Webster.

2043
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,280
I think a classic like Maltese Falcon,

2044
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,320
does that hold up to today's

2045
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,320
Definition of classic. Definition.

2046
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,440
I don't know.

2047
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,280
Can you sit down?

2048
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,920
I would dare say that when it comes to movies,

2049
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:47,000
whether you classify it as a masterpiece or a classic,

2050
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,360
one of the things that's gotta stick out is that,

2051
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,280
well, like you were saying,

2052
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:55,480
if it had some impact on our society somehow.

2053
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,480
And one of the more common impacts

2054
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,680
are the buzz phrases that come out of movies.

2055
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,360
In Jaws, we're gonna have to get a bigger bow.

2056
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,200
Right?

2057
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,040
Right.

2058
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,240
That's kind of in our vernacular.

2059
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,080
Right.

2060
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,200
There's a lot of movies that have that.

2061
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,040
Sure.

2062
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,120
Yeah, I can see that.

2063
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,560
Well, let's spit out a few popular Turner classic movies

2064
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:14,760
that were on the list.

2065
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,320
Have you heard of Giant?

2066
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,700
Oh yeah, Rock Hudson.

2067
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:19,600
James Dean was in that.

2068
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,120
James Dean, that was about an oil.

2069
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:21,960
I have not seen that one.

2070
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,200
Imitation of Life.

2071
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,440
I've heard of that.

2072
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,560
His Girl Friday.

2073
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:28,400
I've heard of that.

2074
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,840
Bringing Up Baby.

2075
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:30,680
Yes.

2076
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:31,520
Oh wow.

2077
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,080
I haven't seen any of these.

2078
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:33,920
That was.

2079
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,560
How about King Kong?

2080
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,160
The original, the 30s?

2081
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,960
It's a silent movie, I think, isn't it?

2082
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,340
The 30s or the 70s?

2083
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,280
This one would be the 30s.

2084
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,640
Faye Ray was the one he was swinging around on top of.

2085
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,320
And in Darrow.

2086
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:53,160
Although the chick in the 70s was Jessica Lange.

2087
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:57,120
Very hot, I love the way those meaty fingers

2088
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,760
came in and picked her up.

2089
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,120
Those big sausage links.

2090
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:00,960
She was like,

2091
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,240
I'll stop it.

2092
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:04,840
All my breast just popped out.

2093
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,080
Wasn't she in Tootsie?

2094
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,240
Jessica Lange?

2095
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,600
Yeah, she was.

2096
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,960
How about The Adventures of Robin Hood

2097
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,040
that came out in 1977?

2098
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,400
Yeah, with Errol Flynn.

2099
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,240
I'm sure.

2100
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,960
Not 77, that wasn't Errol Flynn, was it?

2101
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,080
Prince John Claude Rains.

2102
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:22,920
Claude Rains.

2103
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,280
Yeah, Errol Flynn was in that.

2104
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,120
In 77?

2105
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,840
Sir Robin of Loxley.

2106
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,720
I thought Errol Flynn was like 40s actor.

2107
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,200
Did you say 77 on that one?

2108
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,840
Yeah, 1977.

2109
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,920
Errol Flynn was in that one?

2110
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,760
Oh, no, no, no.

2111
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,600
His was like in the 30s.

2112
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,600
Errol, hold on, am I reading that right?

2113
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,960
Errol Flynn was like 30s or 40s.

2114
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,800
Wasn't there another Robin Hood?

2115
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,280
I think Dancing with the Wolf guy was in that.

2116
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,880
Yeah, Kevin Costner was in it.

2117
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,720
That was early 90s.

2118
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,560
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2119
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,600
That was not the one.

2120
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,160
I'm talking about the earlier one.

2121
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,800
This one is way earlier.

2122
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,080
Which had Errol Flynn, Claude Rains, Olivia, David Havanland.

2123
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,240
That's 37, I bet.

2124
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,560
That wasn't 77.

2125
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,480
They would have been like old.

2126
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,320
They would have been dead.

2127
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,880
Yeah, it would have been the old Robin Hood.

2128
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,000
Larry, you were so close.

2129
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,480
Dancing with the Wolf.

2130
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,200
Really?

2131
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,040
Is that what I said?

2132
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:09,880
It's just one.

2133
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,120
Dancing with the Wolf.

2134
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,880
Not Dances with Wolves.

2135
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,160
How about a Space Odyssey?

2136
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,240
2001?

2137
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,360
Yeah, Space Odyssey.

2138
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,200
I sold it to theaters.

2139
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,360
Oh, so boring.

2140
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:21,600
I sold it to theaters.

2141
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,800
I couldn't wait to get out of the theater.

2142
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,960
It was epically boring.

2143
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,800
I was like nine when I saw it.

2144
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,040
And I was like, this is terrible.

2145
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:27,880
You're terrible.

2146
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,360
It actually impacted my view of Star Wars

2147
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,160
because my dad wanted to go see Star Wars

2148
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,040
like a few months later.

2149
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,760
And I was like, dad.

2150
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,240
Sci-Fi movies suck, dad.

2151
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,040
Yes, that's what I thought.

2152
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:40,120
This is gonna be terrible.

2153
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:40,960
Just like that one we just saw.

2154
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:41,800
What about the monolith?

2155
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:42,640
It was some giant monolith.

2156
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,480
The monolith.

2157
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:44,480
I didn't get it.

2158
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:45,320
And it goes,

2159
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,400
bum, bum, bum.

2160
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,240
No, that was.

2161
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,080
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

2162
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:50,920
Oh yes.

2163
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,760
That was 2001.

2164
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,600
Yeah, I thought so.

2165
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,440
And Hal 9000.

2166
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:57,440
And all the monkeys and the cave little thingies

2167
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,280
were out there banging their chests.

2168
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,440
Little dandruffles, yes.

2169
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:04,240
And Hal, open the Bombay door, please.

2170
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,080
And it said, would you like to play a game?

2171
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:05,920
I'm sorry, Dave.

2172
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,080
I'm sorry, Dave.

2173
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:07,920
Thermonuclear war.

2174
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,920
I cannot do that.

2175
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,560
On the waterfront.

2176
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,400
That was a war movie.

2177
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,080
What about the King and I?

2178
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:14,920
With Yul Brynner.

2179
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:15,960
Yul Brynner.

2180
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,400
He was in a fantastic movie.

2181
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,960
What was the one where he's a machine?

2182
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,800
Westworld.

2183
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,640
Westworld.

2184
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,480
That was so good.

2185
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:22,300
Yeah, that was badass.

2186
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:23,140
I watched it as a kid.

2187
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:23,980
That affected me big time.

2188
01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:25,800
Did you watch the TV show, the HBO version?

2189
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,720
Yeah, we did.

2190
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:27,560
We got burned out on it.

2191
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,160
The first season was fantastic.

2192
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,240
The rest of it was garbage.

2193
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,480
Yep, agreed.

2194
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,200
I absolutely agree.

2195
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,360
What else you got?

2196
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:35,200
Yeah.

2197
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,160
All right, well, we got a, how about Citizen Kane?

2198
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,000
I saw it.

2199
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:38,820
I saw it.

2200
01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:40,680
That is supposed to be, the critics say,

2201
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,560
the best movie that has ever been made.

2202
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,400
Really?

2203
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,440
I remember when I was in college,

2204
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,400
I was taking a film class,

2205
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:52,000
and we dissected that movie until I vomited just about.

2206
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,480
And all of the, just,

2207
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,800
dissection of, look at the angle of the camera

2208
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,240
and the shadow on the wall and the phrasing of this.

2209
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,120
And I was just like, dude.

2210
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,800
Do you think they thought of all that when they did it?

2211
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,640
I think so.

2212
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,460
I think some of the stuff.

2213
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,640
They were all very innovative.

2214
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,520
The weird angles they'd used for cameras.

2215
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,040
The whole concept of just what they did back then

2216
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,360
was so much different.

2217
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,040
They put so much thought into it.

2218
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,120
It wasn't slap a label on it and sell it.

2219
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,560
It was about money, but it was also about quality back then.

2220
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,840
The same way we made our cars back then.

2221
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,360
It was just, they wanted this shit to last.

2222
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,200
Right.

2223
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,020
And integrity.

2224
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,000
So, you know, the movie opens up with him

2225
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,640
dying on his bed, asking for rosebud.

2226
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,160
Oh, no point in watching it now.

2227
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,000
Thanks, Jeff.

2228
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,560
Is it too soon?

2229
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,160
And it takes the entire movie

2230
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,880
to understand what rosebud is.

2231
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,280
Right, so that's basically what your movie's about.

2232
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,120
Is you're wrapping it up.

2233
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:49,940
Like Citizen Kane, right?

2234
01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:50,940
Citizen Kane, yeah.

2235
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:52,200
Well, and a reporter is assigned

2236
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,280
to a deciphered newspaper magnate,

2237
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,720
Charles Foster Kane's Orison Wells, dying words.

2238
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,900
His investigation gradually reveals

2239
01:11:00,900 --> 01:11:04,080
the fascinating portrait of a complex man who rose,

2240
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,000
I was gonna say whore.

2241
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,040
He rose from obscurity to staggering heights,

2242
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,000
though Kane's friends and colleagues Jedidiah Leland,

2243
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,380
well, that's really difficult to say,

2244
01:11:14,380 --> 01:11:17,120
and it was Susan Alexander, Dorothy, common word,

2245
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,400
like we know who that is,

2246
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,280
shed fragments of lights on Kane's life.

2247
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,980
I guess, like you said, they break down.

2248
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:24,800
It's supposed to be loosely based on the Hearst guy.

2249
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:28,000
The William Randolph Hearst, yes, the newspaper magnate.

2250
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,000
He has a castle.

2251
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,320
But Rosebud, are you gonna watch it?

2252
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,160
I don't wanna ruin it for you.

2253
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,800
Yeah, I mean, I am gonna watch it.

2254
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:38,560
All right, well, Rosebud is his childhood sled.

2255
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,000
It's the name of his sled.

2256
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,720
Oh, okay, I thought he said slut.

2257
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,560
Sled.

2258
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,120
Oh, so now there really is no point in watching it?

2259
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,880
So he goes, you know, he rises to the pinnacle

2260
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,520
of great wealth and big houses and all this,

2261
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,960
but as he's dying, all that he is thinking about

2262
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,520
is his childhood. His childhood.

2263
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,920
His childhood sled.

2264
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,240
Meaning nothing really matters.

2265
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:02,200
It's all about the little things in life, yeah.

2266
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:06,120
So didn't his daughter, did her get kidnapped?

2267
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,960
Patty Hearst, yes, in the 70s,

2268
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:11,400
she was kidnapped by the Seminies Elimination Army,

2269
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:12,600
or the SLA.

2270
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,640
And then she like.

2271
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,480
Robbed a bank.

2272
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,760
And was forced to rob a bank.

2273
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,520
Well, or was she?

2274
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,560
That's the big question.

2275
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,680
Yeah, she collaborated with them.

2276
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,120
And then they called it some syndrome,

2277
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,840
where you get roped into.

2278
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:25,680
Mon Chauzen or something like that.

2279
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,280
She was acquitted.

2280
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,880
Yeah. Yeah.

2281
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,720
I thought it was her.

2282
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,680
That was a big deal.

2283
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,560
I thought that name rang a bell.

2284
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,560
No, that's Mon Chauzen by proxy.

2285
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:38,640
What is that, what is it where you

2286
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,720
attach with your kidnapper?

2287
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,560
I know, that's what I roll that.

2288
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,380
What's that called?

2289
01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:43,220
It's syndrome.

2290
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:46,520
It's something, Copenhagen, no, it's.

2291
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,240
Something close to that.

2292
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:50,960
Oh.

2293
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,120
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

2294
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,960
It is like Copenhagen syndrome.

2295
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,960
It's, come on, Larry, you know this kind of stuff.

2296
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,960
People out there listening to the thing

2297
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,400
and they're screaming right now,

2298
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,080
don't you know it's this.

2299
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,520
And the guy's saying to his wife,

2300
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,160
these dudes are idiots.

2301
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,000
Yes.

2302
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,320
Something syndrome.

2303
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,600
Come on, come on, listener, call in and tell us.

2304
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:15,660
China syndrome.

2305
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,120
Anyway, I don't know.

2306
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:18,960
It's China syndrome.

2307
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,320
Yeah, looking up for us some later, you know.

2308
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,380
Putting captive syndrome.

2309
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:28,240
Full metal jacket, classic or masterpiece?

2310
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,080
Classic.

2311
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:29,900
I think it's classic.

2312
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:32,280
I think there are some masterpiece scenes in there.

2313
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,120
Stockholm.

2314
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:33,940
Stockholm syndrome.

2315
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:35,040
Stockholm syndrome.

2316
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,520
You said, did you say Copenhagen?

2317
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,360
I did.

2318
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,200
It was close.

2319
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,040
That's really close.

2320
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:39,880
I knew it was a city in the Scandinavian area.

2321
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:40,720
No, no, no, very nice.

2322
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,840
That's actually really, really close.

2323
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,440
Somewhere up in that area.

2324
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,040
Oslo syndrome.

2325
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,960
Oslo, Helsinki.

2326
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:52,960
So I'll tell you the drill sergeant in that movie,

2327
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,400
when my dad saw it, he goes,

2328
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,480
cause he was in the military, he goes,

2329
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:03,480
that guy nailed the drill sergeant.

2330
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,520
Just like what my dad went through.

2331
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,280
You say, oh my God, a jelly donut.

2332
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,200
Paul, you missed the jelly donut.

2333
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:14,040
He said, that's just how they were back in the day.

2334
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:15,960
That's how they treated you.

2335
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,520
Are you allowed to have jelly donuts

2336
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,720
in my barracks private pile?

2337
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:20,560
Sir, no, sir!

2338
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,000
Yeah, that was crazy.

2339
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,400
Is that the one where he says,

2340
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,760
there's only two things from Texas,

2341
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,320
deers and queers.

2342
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:32,160
You got no horns on your head, you must be queer.

2343
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:37,160
That guy, his name is Lee Ermey.

2344
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,320
Lee Ermey or something like that.

2345
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,920
He was actually hired as a technical advisor

2346
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,000
to help out with that movie.

2347
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,080
He was a drill sergeant.

2348
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,920
And this, yes, in the Marines.

2349
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:47,880
They wrote him in.

2350
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,920
And he, as Stanley Kubrick was observing

2351
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,960
how he was trying to give instructions

2352
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:56,880
to who the actor that was supposed to be the drill sergeant,

2353
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,920
he was explaining, this is how you gotta do it,

2354
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,360
God damn it!

2355
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,680
Right.

2356
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,920
And that guy ended up.

2357
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,720
So finally he said, look, why don't you just take the part?

2358
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,920
You seem to have this down, and that's what he did.

2359
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,000
He was awesome.

2360
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,520
Oh, he was great.

2361
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:11,360
He was great.

2362
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,180
Like I say, he nailed it.

2363
01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:13,880
My dad was like, he had flashbacks.

2364
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,320
He's like, that's what my drill sergeant was like.

2365
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:18,960
Private Pyle, why do you wanna be in my beloved corps?

2366
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:21,960
He was so empty, too.

2367
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,520
He had that helter-skelter look on his face.

2368
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,360
It was like.

2369
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,180
Who, Pyle?

2370
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:28,220
No, the drill sergeant.

2371
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:31,000
He was like, just in your face.

2372
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,600
In your face.

2373
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,400
And I wonder how many drill sergeants are like that today,

2374
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:40,400
and if they are, how many of our youth can handle it?

2375
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:43,080
Well, no, they have cry rooms and safe rooms

2376
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,640
if they're feeling hurt.

2377
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:47,600
I don't think they have cry rooms anywhere.

2378
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:50,760
I do know they have dumbed down some of the

2379
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:54,480
basic training programs to accommodate some people that.

2380
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,320
For women.

2381
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,760
Well, for women, and just in general.

2382
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,000
And overweight people.

2383
01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,840
Yeah.

2384
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:02,240
Oh, this guy's fat, so we're gonna lower the standard.

2385
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,080
Come on.

2386
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,760
No, I want the best soldier to be in the best shape,

2387
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,720
and I don't care if it's male or female.

2388
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,600
The problem is, is there's not enough people.

2389
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,800
So in order to. It's happening.

2390
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:14,640
It's down.

2391
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,800
35,000, 60,000.

2392
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,560
Okay, our requirements are here.

2393
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:21,280
We're only getting this amount of people to join

2394
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,160
if we come down here.

2395
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,160
We'll get our numbers where it should be.

2396
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,680
They're not on a good streak.

2397
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,880
The military's not on a good streak.

2398
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,560
I think what you need to do is.

2399
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:33,520
When we left Afghanistan and the recruiting.

2400
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:34,920
It's a lot more than that.

2401
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:35,840
It was awful, all of it.

2402
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:38,160
It was the release, there was COVID,

2403
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,960
when they released all those people,

2404
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,560
because they refused to take it.

2405
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,040
They're just.

2406
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,640
And then you have all these top brass

2407
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,760
that are being political.

2408
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:46,600
Oh, tons.

2409
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,640
Oh, yeah, I don't get it.

2410
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,480
Tons of stuff that dudes like us.

2411
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,840
Pentagon being political.

2412
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,080
Don't approve of all over the planet.

2413
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,800
I'll tell you, it's a jam-packed show.

2414
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,720
We've got a second half coming up shortly.

2415
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:02,240
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2417
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,440
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2418
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:10,520
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Follow us, leave us a note.

2420
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,280
Tell you what you think.

2421
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:14,640
Thank you, Mr. Producer, for the first half.

2422
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,680
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

2423
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,520
I'm Paul.

2424
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:17,480
And I'm Jeff.

2425
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,040
Larry here.

2426
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:19,880
Larry.

2427
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:20,720
Larry.

2428
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:21,560
Oh, Larry.

2429
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:23,480
All right.

2430
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:40,720
["Dudes Like Us"]