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I'm gonna be thirsty. What does that mean? You're gonna pass out, eat some salt? I didn't

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drink any water today. I took a sip of that beer right now and as soon as it hit my mouth

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I was like oh my gosh I could have drank this whole can. Something tells me you will. You know

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I need to bring over some beer because every time I'm starting to raid Jeff's refrigerator.

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Tis the season to be doing that because it's Thanksgiving like next week, this week right?

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It's Thursday. This Thursday and we've got our boys home. For the dudes like us that have

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college-age kids or maybe kids that live in the in the in town. You see them this week? Yes Stephen

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so I'll come home and yeah Brandon has three days off. Very nice. But he's got two exams on

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Monday. He's got to study. So he's studying the whole time. That sucks. He'll come up for

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Thanksgiving for a couple hours right? It's alright. Probably go to Yasmin's visit her

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family for Thanksgiving. Let's be honest they don't want to be here anyways. I don't know

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about that. The kids? No. No I think they do. Yeah I think they do. I think it gets tiring quick. I mean they

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get here like oh yeah this is good I'm ready to go back now. I don't know Dawson's like man a home

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cooked meal is awesome and then he's like you know he making a drink and dad you want a drink and

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right you know I mean it's kind of it's kind of fun. Terky larky. You guys don't like that song from

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Ed and Samler. It's okay. I thought it was funny the first two times maybe and then the other 187

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times. I'm not a fan of his music. I thought it was like yeah. There was a time like maybe 15 years

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ago. Hell maybe 20 where yeah 20. I was like I thought his shit was funny you know. He had one

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of his comedy skits. There was some sort of goat and he does a little goat voice. Freaking hilarious

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and he's doing something with the goat and he's got this gym ball. You know those dodge balls,

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kick balls that used to have. The red ones. Just the red ones. They make that springy noise. Like a little texture and

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every time I think of Adam Sandler I hear the sound that that ball makes when it hits somebody in the

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face. Bling. And just that that noise does bing. It's a very unique sound. It's very unique noise.

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Like an hour long video of that sound. Didn't we watch that? We did. We may have but we did. Yeah. But that's what I think about.

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What do it again? Yeah that's it. I don't know what's happening. That doesn't sound quite the same. That sounds like really kind of like a horror movie.

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Yeah that's it. But they've tweaked the shit out of it. Yeah it's just a little over produced there. They did a bad job producing it. You ever played Four Square with those? Those are great.

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Remember Four Square? Dudes Like Us? It is the week, the day before Thanksgiving. No. The two days before Thanksgiving. There we go. It's November 21st. Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.

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And yes I played some of that Four Square. That was so fun. You know and that was a lot of fun. Hopscotch? Never really got into hopscotch. You don't play hopscotch with a red ball. You can.

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You can dodge hopscotch. You can use rocks or something. Hold on. What is that thing? I thought they bounced something and then they hopped. No you got to. Well hopscotch is not. No you have like a grid and you had to throw a rock and you had to like jump on one foot or something like that.

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Yeah hop hop two feet one one. I've never played that game. It was fun. It was more for the girls to be honest. Oh. That's why Jeff was over there. But boys play it too. Jeff was like hey how you doing?

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By the way I'm a hopscotch master. Yeah you don't know how to play hopscotch Jeff. And he's like the hell I don't bitch. Let's do this. Watch this. V five four four. And all the girls are like oh my god he's so good at hopscotch.

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Then you throw the ball at him. He's so agile. You would be that kid playing dodgeball and you like smash the shit out of the girls right in the face. Yeah we didn't have mixed dodgeball. So good bitch. That would be like transgender dodgeball.

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Like transgender field hockey with that poor chick in her teacock town. That's not a funny story though. No that wasn't. In fact it kind of stirs up a little resentment. But that wasn't even transgender. That was a dude. That was just a dude. Yeah that was because they had some rule where they.

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That was because of the transgenders they put that rule in. No I thought it was because if they didn't have a team if the men didn't have a team the men could play on the girls team. That's exactly what it was. Yeah it had nothing to do with being. They didn't offer it. It was some sort of stupid ass loophole. Yeah it had nothing to do with what you identified that. It all had to do with the boys and girls are the same. It doesn't matter.

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There was a time where I thought I mean look every everything is different for the men and the women the girls and the boys. They're held at a different level. I mean when you do the the American presidential fitness awareness test or whatever that thing is you there are different things.

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I mean you do pull ups for guys you do one chin up for girls and see how long the sit ups. I mean they have two categories. They don't have how many sit ups can you get done in a minute. They're like all right for guys at this age you could do this many. I was number one in the women's category in our elementary. Yeah.

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I exceeded. Yeah. Yeah. I identified as girls just so I can like just haul ass through the push ups. Oh yeah. Because you know with guys the knees. Yeah you get to put your your your help. What ripoff is that. Come on bitch you want the same rights as me. Those knees off the ground. Get off your knees.

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Get on your toes. Stay on your knees. Wait hold on. What do we want. Just went fucking horrible. Usually does. We're four minutes into the podcast.

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But going back to hopscotch there are some other good good games we played during the elementary. Those were the best years man. Yeah life was different. What we play like tetherball was when we had a couple of tetherball. I don't know what called courts but polls.

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Basically right. Yeah. We'll play the shadow tetherball. You know there's all kinds of rules too. If you win you stay. No stop. Pretty long line. No stop us. No roping. No roping man. You can't rope. You know when you when you when you rope rope is when you grab the string above the ball.

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You know and you just kind of. Definitely can't do that. Yeah. And then it's kind of no no stop buses where they would catch the ball and then hit it. No no no no no stop buses or bus stops no bus stops. That's what it was. Oh my god. That's so funny.

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There was all these stupid rules and then I remember when you when you did get like a great hit and it like went really high up in the air and it sat there and went all the way to the top. No no no you didn't have to. You hit it really hard and it goes all the way and then you win right.

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When it when it hits the pole. Yeah if you could get it up high and going fast and you can outreach the other person. Yes they can't do that. It's just that they're watch. Yeah. Greatness. That was greatness. And then you push the kid down spit in their face.

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That was the best. Did you guys do that. You guys did that too right. We like the whole bully thing. We went to a different type of school. Yeah. You were at that one where they had the big old things on their ears and they were like hey mom.

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Mr. B. Me vanilla pudding a little tiny short bus. You're in Cambodia. I was in Indonesia. No my elements. Well let's see part of my I was I was in three different elementary schools growing up three different countries.

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One of the things that me and my friends was stupid but we would there we would go around giving people flats and basically what it would be is go up and step on the heel of their shoe. So the back he would come out and fold over and everything.

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And then they twist their ankle and fall down smash their head on the pavement. No that never happened but hold on. You come up behind somebody.

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A flat tire. Step on their heel. The shoe. So as they're staying as they pull their foot forward. That's right. You trap their shoe and then you stomp on it. No. It's all one process. You just pop the shoe out of their foot.

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So their heel comes out and it comes back down then it bends the heel in. You know what we're talking about. Kind of. I've never seen it actually but I've done it with my own shoe. Yes. It's horrifying because it's you've now damaged your shoe.

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It will no longer go back to its its original form. Yes. Yeah we'd they built shoes a little more sturdy and durable back then. The kids the kids gym shoes. Nowadays. Yeah the shoe just falls apart.

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Despite spending two hundred dollars on it. I didn't wear gym shoes all through elementary middle school. I had corrective shoes from hush puppies.

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So mine were nasty brown suede shoes. Corrective why you had like a spine issue or something. Elbow problems. So. Elbow. What. No I had flat feet. I've got these got these arches theory. Yeah. Because of my right elbow.

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So that was back then. It was back then when flat feet were considered to be bad. Right. I don't know if they are better. Right. So I got you. Now the solution to that is like take your shoes off. You know I think that is a big problem with kids nowadays or even adults is that you know we're designed to really not to have shoes.

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I mean you should try to wear shoes all day for the most part now. Yeah I agree. I think it does great. It does great things for your lower extremity muscles. And your mask is not wearing shoes. Yeah I don't wear shoes during the day. Only when to walk the dogs or something like that.

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Well I mean there's a lot of people that do. And it really is probably not their fault either. And you know because they're they've got to work. You know people have different types of jobs. They go to the office. Yeah. Well I have a lot of feet problems. My feet are the bones inside are kind of jacked up. And I don't they used to hurt quite a bit. You probably have a wide foot. You've been jamming in a regular shoe. No my feet the metatarsals or whatever.

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They're they angle like this. So these are the toes right here. So yours is that I got 40 degree the other way. They should be straight. Mine go like this. Did you have some horrific bulldozer accident. No I never knew I had a feet. I never I never knew I had a problem because my feet on the outside don't look like that. He's part amphibian.

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He's amphibious. He's got like a little frog foot. Yeah. Extra toe. They're webbed. And when I would take Stephen to track practice I would I would run as well. I take advantage. I'm going to run. I'm not stuck. I said my ass. I'm going to run. Well I do that in the next three or four days. I could barely walk because my feet hurt so bad. So I ended up going into the doctor and they saw the weekend or something because I got some young.

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I don't know. Go slow. And she did. She did an x ray there on site. She goes back and she goes. Does she pop your foot up on the. She caressed him. She's like let me get that foot between my hands. No she was very young. Pull off your sock nice and slow. She was for the short straw.

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Does that feel good. No Saturday morning visit. Jeff will pull it around your heel. So I. She goes. She goes. Oh. All of your foot. Well you have deformed feet. Pull it over your sock now. He's trying not to be distracted but he knows the whole time it was erotic. It was. I was nude. That feels good.

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It was. Sir can you put your clothes back on. But my feet hurt. I love the way you blow hot air. No but she came and she got all right. Go ahead. She came and she goes well your feet are deformed. That's the first thing in her mouth. I was like what. What a bitch. And she showed me the x ray. Good feeling gone. Right. How dare you. I like my feet. My erection just dropped. I went and saw a foot specialist. Podiatrist. So I went and saw a podiatrist and he's like yeah. He goes I recommend you not run anymore because all you're

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gonna do is all those bones are just rubbing against each other. What. How over you. Oh Stephen was running so 40s. Oh damn. That you just then figured out your feet were fucked up. Yeah. And what kind of about did you wear. I was wearing gym shoes just regular running shoes. And it was. That's why I have such a hard time when we go hiking like in the mountains.

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But I could barely fucking walk after that. Oh really. Yeah it killed me. I walk down your house. I've been so much trouble walking down that mountain. That's why because they hurt so bad. That is horrible. I wish I would have known that.

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You even kind of mentioned something but I was kind of like would you. It's please. I would have carried him down if you had known. You could. I. There's nothing I could have done. I could have taken off a portion of my clothing and he could have laid in it.

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I could have pulled him behind me and it may be you could have taken you got like six feet. You could have fetched together a some sort of no but sort of thing to drag him down the mountain. But since I could have whipped up something I got some large trees out there I could have knocked it.

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I mean large. I mean I could have knocked down or peeled a piece of bark off. Yeah. The bark by itself is the size of a frickin and makes them sort of make some sort of rudimentary sled. It could be the slice has gone straight down.

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Oh Jeff I'm a put you in the river. I'll run down and I will catch you at the bottom. We go like two men die hiking in the woods. Something like I was missly down the woods.

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One man found with his head up the other one's ass. Right. Fucked up feet sticking out of the sky.

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But what I'm what I'm getting at is now that I'm not wearing shoes all day my feet don't bother me like they used to. Nice.

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So cool. Well they have a natural they grow whatever the way they want to grow. If their ears are deformed then all right. Well there's a specific way they grow. Have they talked to you about getting a special shoe to accommodate that.

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They have lots of different shoe options. No. We've got a CNC machine. We could whip out a few of those wooden holland clogs. Yeah from Holland. Yeah from the Dutch.

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Yeah you get these little 90 degree angle ones and you'd be like click click click click click click click click. That would not be annoying at all. Those look horribly uncomfortable. What is going on. I think Jeff we can put some rubber on there. They look massively uncomfortable.

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Yeah. No. No. No. As a kid I had one. I had clogs. We had clogs growing up because. Oh shut up. Did you go clogging. I swear on my my I swear we had clogs going up like Riverdancing. We lived in Germany. It was right there. I mean we went to. We even stayed in Kahn. Oh for Balenciaga those are the kind you had one day. Oh twelve hundred and fifty dollars. We did not have that. Who would buy that. Someone would. That's retarded. It's a pedophile.

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Why do you have to be a pedophile. Well anyone buys from Balenciaga's got to be a man's point toe clogs. Twelve hundred and fifty dollars. Why would you wear that. Oh you're saying the black thing. Those were the people that got in that. They did the advertisement with the little kids. Yes. OK. Now that will scroll up. Is that a kid. No. Oh I bet he's 13. No he's got those oversized clogs. His clothes are way too big. Those shoes are like.

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Pantons. Those are ugly for one thing. What's inside of them. Wood. This is just wood. There's no like. Well traditional clogs don't have any kind of. I mean I guess they they may have some felt a little bit of thin layer but I find a normal one. That's like a luxury clog. Find a normal clog.

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Not a crock. That's not to count. Yeah. Find a normal wooden clog. Kind of hard to find them. I was going to say do they really exist. Type in the word Holland in front of that. Oh there you go. OK. Dutch. Yeah these are a little bit better.

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Now but these are like ceremonial. People don't wear them. They wear them if they're doing like a festival. When we were there in the early 80s late 70s they were wearing them like as everyday shoes. Find a video of clogging. We saw. We would. We went to Holland and I saw we've seen these large farms of the tulips and the windmills are traditional out there as far as.

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Holland is very. They've got these massive windmills. I mean like the water driven ones. For real. It's known for. It's like cool looking windmills. Yeah. So it was kind of a cool thing. I'll tell you I complain about living away from and having a regular life growing up because I'm stuck over overseas kind of like you.

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Well that was normal for you. It was normal but I envy folks like you that grew up in one place that have some really close friends your entire life. Right. You still have those friends. Yeah I do not. Yeah. And so my point of bringing that up is I kind of lost my train of thought. You clogs. Oh the clogs is.

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Well you know whatever. I grew up over there. That was a thing. We had my brother had a pair. I had a pair. What were they used for. Oh well they use or no we did. They were more of a touristy kind of novelty. Yeah they weren't really the people there. They wore them. They got out of bed. They freaking warm and they would have these macula. They had to be artful things. They had to be comfortable. They're not stupid. They're not stupid people. Well I mean think about it. We wear those Birkenstein. Is that what they're called. That's leather and cork. But still. Yeah.

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They may be an insert. I guess I guess they're really. I don't think there's an insure an insert. I think it's shaped to match the foot. Yeah. Well I think that these guys are master craftsmen. Yes I agree. They may fit those to the contour of your foot. Those guys may be. And I bet you they're amazingly comfortable. All right. I'm going to expect to see you have clogs. And you. I'm going to go buy some. Well it's kind of cool because when you go over there they have these shops set up and they have these elaborate

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really painted clogs. Right. And they're really traditional really bright colors. They really do look stupid though. I'm sorry to say it but. You'd have to have the pointy toe. Yeah they look really dumb. I would never. Could it be open toe clog. No. Especially you got to use a specific species of wood too because you know. Like Cyprus. Yeah well you know cedar. It really depends. I mean you don't want to get those too close to a campfire. I bet it's a hard wood. Are they going to release. What kind of off gassing do they do.

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Are there toxins in there. I wonder what kind of wood they. I guess pine is it teak. Yeah what kind of wood do they make it out of. Zebra. Zebra. Zebra bone. Zebra wood. Walrus dick. Yes. Some clogs out of that. Very interesting.

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Oops. So he's a master craftsman writer. So we are a little bit more seasoned than I guess we would normally be because we had a starter bourbon. Jeff had we have picked up this very very very small sample. Yes. Yeah. So is a normal shot. But it was one that we would never say. It sat on the shelf. You know why. Because it's 91 proof. Let's get real. We are snobs and we really actually it's not we. You. All right. Look I'll take it. I don't care.

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I'm the least snob here. I'm totally willing to drink any type of bourbon. Doesn't matter what the friggin you're going to get smited right in front of us. No. Smite. I've been smote. Smoted. So Jeff says hey man we're going to sample this because it's sitting up here and we're fucking doing it and shut the fuck up. So we he poured us a little sample of Coopers Mark bourbon whiskey. It's a small batch and it was 91 proof. That's kind of why we're kind of. But it was good. It was good. I'm glad we handled it. I mean we didn't get we didn't do what we do on a

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normal you know sample which we'll get. We'll get to that. I compared it to a light lager like you know compared to an IPA. It's just it's a light bourbon. It doesn't have it's got a fair taste. You can taste it's got some vanilla in there. It's nice. It's some light. It's not caramel but it's more vanilla more nut buttery kind of soft taste. I thought it was good. You know sometimes you get that that bourbon like Kentucky deluxe or something

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that's a little stringent. This one's not. It's a it's a solid 91. You know you're really comparing this to Kentucky Deluxe. I'm just I'm comparing a race difference between them. Right. I mean this is this actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. It is a very light hue and that and we definitely I was looking for an age statement. We definitely have turned down even buying ones when we see how light the hue is. Oh hell look at that. Yeah. Well they they produced this.

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In Princeton Minnesota. So they made a soda. They make their own stuff. Very nice. So it wasn't bad at all. Cooper's what. Cooper's Mark. It was like 28 24 bucks. So it was respectable I thought. It's kind of a flasky shape bottle. Yeah. Flasky shape. Yeah. But do it. But we are we going to we're not going to we're going to pause on the real bourbon that we're trying tonight. No we can we can talk. We'll talk about that.

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Whatever. I don't care. No let's keep going. I like kind of the track we were on with the younger younger kids boys wearing clogs. You're still into the Balenciagos. Is that what's going on. Do we lose you. No. Are you like Susan Sarandon just kind of like offering your own little world and fucking magic. What kind of shoes do you wear when you're in Burma. In Burma. Actually you know my favorite shoe growing up was capers. You remember those. Oh my God. Yes. Capers were the shit because they two sets of.

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I loved them. Never had them. K.A. EPA. Because remember if remember when I over there I couldn't get any of the American stuff right. So during the summers we came back to the state sneakers and that's when we did. It's an Indian movie.

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And it had two layers. So it is. So you see how it has the two sets of two sets of laces. Yes. That was my favorite brand.

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It's it's because you can have like it could be a flip flop because you can like barely put it on and don't do the upper one and you can take them off and on real easy. Yeah. So I take it they don't make these anymore. They don't make those. I'm aware of.

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But I tell you what. So I would like I said when I get back to the states I mean granted we're little too right. So we're growing fast and we need new shoes. So I would get to two pairs of capers.

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One's my size and one's a larger size because you know we would go back to Indonesia and then that's what I wore all year long and it was the best. That was my favorite shoes that bring back a little bit memories for me living over in Germany.

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One of the first pair of gym shoes I had were I believe their kids turf shoes. Remember those things look like kids. I think they were kids.

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But they were called turf shoes and the souls were there you go. They had they had. Yeah. There they are with the black knobby soul. Oh you must have been. Oh is that you. That was you. You were one of those rich kids. Field King.

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No. Field King 1984. No.

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It may not be Jeff. It could be some generic brand. Oh my God. He has what were they kids. Hopscotch. Master. Where are the kids. Not only that he knows how to play hopscotch. But I remember the the soul. Don't drop the rock. I thought we're cool back in today because it was a bunch of little little knobs down the bottom.

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To grab the turf. I guess if you're the fastest kid when you get when you played a school yard.

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Show me the turf. Where's the turf. I want to run. We didn't have turf back then. So we played on natural grass. So I'm a monster on the green. Our city was too poor to afford turf.

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We just have dirt and grass. Oh no grass. Oh you said no turf. No turf. Yeah. No we have turf. Grass is turf. What are you talking about. No like the artificial turf. Oh no no. No. Ask me. Ask me. Ask me. Ask me. Ask me. Ask me. Ask me.

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Oh no no no no. Ask me. First off turf is there is artificial turf but turf means grass. Correct. It also means trans exclusionary radical feminist. Really. What the hell. Where'd you pull that. That's what the that's what they call. Who's the lady who wrote Harry Potter.

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Oh. Really. Yeah she's a feminist but she excludes trans. Yes. Oh they they are hating. So they're called they're called turf. So these feminists hardcore. What does it stand for again. Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Oh my god. What just happened. Yes.

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We know how we go from happy little kid. Oh I had the coolest shoes ever. Oh we played hopscotch. Oh they play on the grass. She's a turf bitch. Well you bet you this is exclusionary female.

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God Jeff Jeff. Keeping it. Talk about a hard left.

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Trans exclusionary radical feminist right there. She. Well that's what you get at this podcast. We can't stay on a topic for more than 20 seconds. So that's all right. Yes. We usually work our way back sometimes. We do. So yeah you would take those turf shoes and you hang out and you'd be running along playground and hit the. What was like your. Did you ever play on the jungle gym. Oh yes.

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They had a metal jungle jungle metal not plastic. So the cool thing growing up for me in Germany is right there. There you go. There's the jungle gym. They have like the domes that are all connected. Oh and the spinning wheel of death.

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The spinning wheel of death. Call them monkey bars. You mean the merry go round merry go round. Yes. Yeah that was a lot of fun. I don't see as many of those nowadays but I look like that reliability purpose. Yeah because kids are idiots like we were idiots made it go so fast and people would fly off.

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Oh get hurt. Oh it was fantastic. I was one doing it. I'm like kids hang on hang on. They're like I remember that thing. I don't know what happened to him honey. The cone. But both his eyes are black. The spinning cone. You guys are a plan. Oh good Lord. No that is not safe.

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Look I played on those two. Lord I've never seen one of those. It's gotta be Ohio thing. I don't know. It nearly killed your grandparents but I remember having those. It looks like you have to balance it. It's like it's like an umbrella being balanced. Yeah that does not look safe.

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It's like a cone on top of a pole. No it wasn't but it was fun. Yeah. Yeah we lived in a different world where it was OK to like you know rough and tumble and rub some dirt on it. It hurts right over. I got to say living over in Germany those Germans are pretty crafty with their playgrounds.

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We lived in a community called Benjamin Franklin Village and so we've got military style barracks. Kind of like whatever generic shit they got in there. The German when you stepped off the base back then they didn't have walls or anything.

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It's just you know you're now outside the you're in the German Strassembann or whatever. They'd have like a Kepferthal forest in Mannheim Germany. They've got like all these parks out there like in their playgrounds would be crafted out of wood. Nice. Like large chunks of wood.

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They'd have like zip lines. They would have like walking bridges. You know how we have a common parks in Frisco. Yeah. Friendship Park. That's all. That's all wood. It's the same. Yeah it's the exact same thing that that they had over.

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I wonder if they got inspiration from those parks over there. Man I tell you it was a it was a really cool experience growing up. It was almost like going to a park like an amusement park. Right. Because there was all these cubbies and club houses and you people could just like run in or you could sit there and just stay and hang out.

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And there's like a little windows without glass. You know just kind of. Well I remember that we were lucky enough because that was built when the boys were very very small. Yes. Our two. And we used to go. Brandon I remember every weekend Brandon would he's a wake up early like five or six in the morning in the morning every morning.

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And so one of us would take Saturday and the other one take Sunday and we we'd take him up at six o'clock in the morning when the sun came up and we go up to Friendship Park. Damn. Every Saturday. Yeah. Like I said we alternated weekend Austin right there down and to the right up.

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We wouldn't spend a couple hours up there and come back and he'd nap and. Yeah it's great. One of the one and that was all volunteer built. It was. Oh was it really. Yes it was designed. Yeah. Then it burnt down someone burned it. Are you kidding me. Yeah some punk teenagers burned it down. Burned it. Did they rebuild it. Yeah they rebuilt it. Yeah. Yeah well they have insurance that paid for all that shit. I hope so. I don't know. I don't know who owned it. That's city in it. Yeah but it was built by a bunch of it didn't matter. It's all city property.

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Yeah it was super cool. It's I hope it's still there. It's great. It's wonderful for kids. They also had some interesting innovative tools educational tools like Mr. Pritz you may have to remind me on if you got a mic over there.

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Remember the things used to hit that would make musical sounds and a good dulcimer. Well it was like that would make a tone you know they've got a little drum things and they have these these PVC pipes that would lead from one side of the playground like 40 50 feet away. You could talk through them. Yes. And you could like say something in the person.

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The French you're part of that. Yeah that's what I'm referring to. Yeah yeah yeah. And because they have that but they also have some sort of things that like drums that you beat these things and they make a tone and you can literally play a song with it. Yeah and they were like big puzzles and things that you like you know they're on poles and you kind of you know roll the roll that kind of whatever they're called I don't know letters and I remember they also it was really cool for kids. They said a sand pit. They also had like a crane with a big scoop.

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It was fun to. Oh yeah. I'd play with that. Oh that's good stuff. Did you sit on the seat. I did. I'd sit on the seat. I did too. Did you really. Yes. That's what I do. When you were when you were young dad with a little tiny kid it's just as much fun doing the shit with them. Yeah I had fun. Yeah we used to play Pokemon go walk around the track.

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Five or six years ago I was. That's what Shelley always kind of you know like her friends would be like is he a Disney dad. Meaning it's all about just my job as a father which did just you know you know be it be funny have fun with the kids but never discipline never take care of stuff.

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I was like no I was not a Disney dad but but that's what she would always say. You're a Disney dad or whatever like in a negative in a negative way right. And I was like no I'm not. But anyway yeah it's good stuff man. We'll get to do that all over again when we have grandkids. How about that.

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Yeah it'll be a little bit different too. It'll be very different. I won't be the five. I'm not waking up at five.

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Maybe we'll be on our terms. We'll be we'll have a big old Yeti cup filled with bourbon and soda. Come back to drink with the kid. Hey you know they want to try some of grampies cough syrup.

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Can I have more of your soda. Sure. It tastes like pop. Oh wait a squash that beautiful moment. Anyway so good stuff. So you speaking of friendship part. Did you see what just happened over there. I think Sean you have the details on this.

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Well I don't. I mean I know a little bit. Austin had mentioned it before the podcast but from what I understood they pulled a body out of the pond. The pond where people fish were the fish eating it. I don't know any details about it.

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Is it bloated. So but in there for a while is what I meant. Bad things and crime are headed to the town man headed into our city. Well I always thought I was going to turn into the hood. You know it just it never.

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It just says a body found. It doesn't say why or how or anything. I'm I'm responsive person in the water is basically what it says. Oh wow. Thanks Sean. Sorry about that. In investigations underway after police recovered a body from the pond at the Frisco

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Commons Park Monday the body was found after officers responded to a report of an unresponsive person at the park. You guys just mentioned that 8000 McKinney. What a night. We released who felt like a family. Yeah. Imagine a family pushing a stroller with a dog.

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You know the little kids next to the stroller you know like mom what's that floating in the water. Yeah. Nightmare.

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Nightmare. And then and then down the street got a freaking shooting at Walmart half a mile away literally probably half a mile a mile away. What's going on man. Yeah. Walmart Walmart you said shooting and then and then we're at the mall you said.

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No the Frisco Commons the dead body. OK so Frisco Commons in the Walmart. Did you say there was a third one. Well there was two shootings that the night that somebody was shot in front of the Walmart there was a shooting around the corner on Hickory Street.

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So and apparently both of them were random shootings random completely random. So just like somebody Jerry riding in the car and go you should shoot that guy kind of like those idiots in Vegas that decided to run over the former police chief.

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Yeah that was nuts. Yeah crazy man what's going on. It's crazy. People are just this world has just gone crazy with stupid stupid people.

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Well that that city up there in by Vegas where the two ran down the ex sheriff is also the same city where those kids beat up to 17 year old kill them. Oh yeah. It's the same city.

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So it's systemic. Yeah the youth growing up in that area have completely lost all all morals all sense of right and wrong. Jeff has he brought up a point in the green room before we started and I don't necessarily agree 100 percent but I agree a lot.

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I think the it made it's not because of COVID but it's what COVID did to us. You know a lot of it's tick tock and some of these other social media apps that were flipping through the screens for that dopamine rush in the other part of it is just the you're taken away from your social construct

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your day to day interaction with people and you become this invulnerable individual when you're behind a social screen and you're communicating through that and you're responding on the Internet and you say fuck you you're stupid.

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You wouldn't do that in just somebody's face. Right. So I just I think it's it's like I think because of COVID I think people were kind of stunted a little bit. You know what socially it's like they forget some of the etiquette that requires being public sometimes.

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Yeah I agree with that. I think part of it is it drives me nuts where you see all these people wearing pajamas all day out wearing their pajamas. Yeah I don't I don't subscribe to that but on some frickin clothes unless she's hot.

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Unless she's hot. I get that. I get that but I mean just to me yes COVID was weird especially for our young kids it was weird it set them back so much but that doesn't that doesn't that shouldn't make a moral compass right and wrong like core core values.

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We all know that comes from the family. Yeah that shouldn't that shouldn't get rocked by COVID. Well just like I showed you that video that kind of started the discussion is the lady on the airplane. Yeah.

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She was told she had to go sit down she couldn't use the bathroom yet she need to pee. She pulled her pants down dropped trial and in the aisle pissed in the aisle and then everybody was like come on what are you doing.

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She started fighting back with them. Yeah she was like if you if you you know what I'm really who. Yes. See to me that's that's just mental illness man I don't I don't know what's going on with this country in terms of.

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Well you see more and more of this though especially on the planes. Yes. People forget how to act you have your space right and be respectful of each other. Right. That doesn't happen these days.

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Yeah but pulling your pants down and peeing in the aisle. What is that. Have some consideration with the person who has to sit there now. Right. Imagine the people that had to see her butt.

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Well we saw her butt. It was huge. Yeah it was nice. That was scarier than what she did.

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Anyway I don't know I think I couldn't believe she did. I thought she pooped or something. I mean I was like wow. That was a quick one. Yeah it was a thunk. Yeah. Yeah I don't I don't I don't understand.

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I don't I don't I don't understand. I don't stand but I don't get the people because there's there's a lot of videos on airplanes these days of people just losing their shit. Yeah. I just I don't get it. I don't understand it.

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I think there's times are just you know what they don't have. I think the etiquette like you said has completely changed the way the way that people handle their emotions is unchecked. Correct.

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It's absolutely unchecked because they say shit. You're kind of like look man there were you should have already gone through a life experience where you acted like that and someone called you out. You should have had that lesson already.

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I mean do you think it's gradual. Yeah. Do you think it's been gradual or is it did something spike in the last something spiked. I think it could have been starting but I think the isolationism that code created sped things up exacerbated things.

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I just I just don't think this is by design. Maybe I'm wrong because I'm thinking maybe not. But I mean so I mean I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if we want to get that deep into it. But what about being isolated and having your world be totally weird and things are different now.

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How does that make you suddenly you're stuck in your pants down in on the airplane and pee in the aisle because you're told you can't go to the bathroom. I'm not saying that that was the sole contributor.

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I know. I think it was that in conjunction with what Sean said sitting for hours on Tick Tock. Yes. Seeing people do this acting stupid saying stupid things with no repercussions. I think they just lost. I've seen the uptick Rand there's there's there's been an uptick of just shit going on.

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Right. Misbehaving. I mean a big part of the sea monkey do. But a big part of it is don't like this. We were raising several generations of I'm going to do whatever I want. Don't tell me what to do. I've done what I've wanted to do from the moment I was born.

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I had shitty parents that didn't teach me right and wrong. I had shitty parents that never gave me any boundaries for what I could and couldn't do. And I live in a world as an adult now where no one tells me what to do. That could be. But well the other parent right now is tough.

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Forties baby. Right. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't have an answer. You've got stupid people raising stupid people in this getting. I mean it's victims of victims. There's a book out there I think called the

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Victims of Victims. But that has to do with procrastination. But the point is it's a learned behavior and there's a process. And it's the demise of the family structure. It's the demise of etiquette and properness. You know it's just like you know it's getting worse every generation.

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Yeah. Because that shit wouldn't fly in my house. I want that I grew up with my dad. Oh yeah. It was even worse for him. And imagine it's got to be even worse for his dad. You know I mean it just seems like we've been getting easier and lighter and lighter and lighter on the kids. And with the way they grow up it's so lax and oh I give it fuck it.

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It's a gradual a gradual. And now it's it's it's way different. Now they each have their individual phones and they have their social media and they've got super freedom. 100 percent. And they can communicate. They're watching porn. They're they're sexualized. They're making poor decisions on fucking poor tattoos.

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You know and it's just it's just come on. You're going to have some regret. Eventually you will have some regret. I'm not knocking tattoos. There's just you know sometimes you may get a tattoo. If you get a tattoo cool you like it. That's great. Then I understand that there's some sort of fever.

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Oh God I got to get another one. And so they get another one. And I'm not saying whatever. I don't give a fuck. It's not for me. I haven't figured out. I want to get one but I don't know what to get. I don't know where to put it. But it's like I worry that sometimes these you'll take it too far where you'll have regret. That's the part. It's about regret.

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I've seen I've seen several videos where these kids who are in their early 30s now I guess are not necessarily kids anymore. But when they got their tattoos they were kids. Right. And they're like what interested me when I was 17 18 19. I have no interest in them at 35. Oh my God.

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But my arm. Yeah. But yeah. Big thing of this rapper's face. Yeah. I've got fucking Super Mario on my mushroom on my head. Had I gotten the tattoos I want to get when I was 21 22 I would have been horrified if I had them today. Yes. I mean just really just short sighted.

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Stupid stuff. But they're getting them on their chest and their neck. Oh no no no. And they're starting to see face tattoos or I'm seeing more and more of those. Yeah. Yeah that's really good in the corporate world too. It's not good.

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When you're on Zoom and you've got this spider web tattoo running down the forehead or your or your boyfriend's name. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. And every time you talk your silver studs like you know you know was that was that a star I saw on your front tooth.

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She's saying I don't know man. I don't get it. It does make you wonder like did the fall of every every good you know civilization like the Roman civilization and the Egyptians. Did it start with an overweight woman. You know peeing on like the community cart or the community.

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You know we talk about it a fat woman. So I don't know what that is. Was that was that the start of the fall of every civilization. The start of the fall. The civilization was the the

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breakdown the emasculation of of men. And yeah it was the Romans. Yeah yes. Every single major empire. Look I didn't finish. So it's it's the sexualization like it's it's it's when you got too many gay people. I mean when people start to get woke and hey I want to identify as this. I'm not saying they did that part in the Roman time but what they did is they were very sexualized like they were very sexualized.

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A lot of men on men and it just you know it was different. I had a friend that was that it was that they were they were reading a book and there are signs and Mr. Producer maybe you can help. There was more to it. I just forgot. Maybe you could help with this.

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Signs the signs that a civilization you know the fall signs of the fall of a civilization because they they have done studies where they all the major civilizations of the world that were like totally advanced and sophisticated like Subaria. Yeah seriously.

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The Babylonian Babylonian. Yeah the Sumerians the Romans the Greeks right when it was Alexander the Great. Yeah I mean all of them had a similar pattern of indicators that that led that that preceded their fall. And I would love to. I mean we don't have to dive into it right now but I would I would love to know what those are.

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So there's there's different classes. So there's there's cultural stage five is like cultural collapse. Right. So there's so there's cultural social political commercial financial and it and I don't know. We have to break each one of those down.

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But those are basically the five interesting stages of collapse of civilization. Well some of those are pretty self explanatory like scroll to the top. Let's let's walk. Let's walk through this really quick. I mean some of those are in no brainers right.

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Yeah natural disasters. I mean what were some of those causes like Pompeii foreign invasion and mass migration. Oh that's different famine economic depression internal strife. I get all that.

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We're talking about civilization from a growth perspective falling down from within really. Yeah. Falling apart. So it's so let's let's let's break this up. This is happening in China. There we go. Demographic dynamics. That's a big one.

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That's part of the cultural collapse. The imbalance the imbalance sex ratio. They have too many men. Yeah because they did that whole you can only have one kid for so many generations and you don't want a girl.

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So they kill the girls. They would if the girl was born they would snuff them out throw them in the ditch and have more kids until they had a boy. Yeah. So there's too many men. They needed boys to run the farm. They needed boys for the laborer and all that kind of stuff.

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I know crazy. Yeah. They're really hurting. So is that part of the which which stage is demographic dynamics that fall under the cultural social political commercial. I wonder if there's a better site. Yeah I want you to.

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I wish you could find a better site that kind of talks about these are the signs signs of five stages go up right there. Click that. There we go. All right. Financial collapse. Resilience. What. Here we go. This is a good one.

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My my but hair pulled out stages of collapse. Stage one financial collapse faith in business as usual is lost. The future is no longer assumed to resemble the past in any way that allows risk to be assessed and financial assets to be guaranteed.

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Wow. So financial institutions become insolvent savings are wiped out access to capital is lost and then you have commercial collapse. All right. So let's see faith that the market shall provide is lost money is devalued becomes scarce.

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Commodities are hoarded. Wow. This is scary like toilet paper. Yeah like toilet paper. But I hope it then you have political collapse. That's stage three. This is the faith that the government will take care of you is lost official attempts to mitigate widespread loss of access to commercial sources of survival necessities failed like the police.

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Oh yeah. The police and the fire department you know if there's people failing to do the 911 responses. Yeah I don't know if I agree with the order of these though. No I don't either. But so far stage one two and three is California. So let's do stage four societal collapse no social collapse faith that your people will take care of you is lost local social institutions may they be charities community leaders are the groups that rush in to fill the power vacuum run out of resources and fail through economic failure.

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So that's what's happening like in New York City with all those migrants those migrants coming in. They've come into a social collapse. Yes they're unable to have their their charity programs take care of stuff. Here we are in stage five. This is what I'm talking about. This is what we've been talking about. This is faith in the goodness of humanity is lost. People lose their capacity for kindness generosity consideration affection honesty hospitality compassion charity.

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I mean families disband and compete as individuals from scarce resources. The new motto becomes may you die today so that I die tomorrow. Wonderful. And there may even be cannibalism. I don't think we're there yet. We will. It's added that in there. You know there may be. I the first sign of cannibalism is that we're going to be able to get rid of the cannibalism.

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Right. We see a fight every week. They're going to start cannibalism on airplanes. They're going to start eating each other on like a three hour flight. Well they got some sort of fast food cannibal stop. I hit this this elevator. I'm going to get a little bit of a

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punch or we when we lose our faith in faith in humanity like an overweight woman getting pissed off and peeing in the aisle of an airplane. Well that's stage five bro. Well I don't know if I necessarily agree with what they're saying here. I think some of these could be signs. I don't see them as stages because if you lose your whole like if you lose your whole

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like stage one was your whole economic collapse. Yeah that's huge right. We're not there yet but man we're teetering. But we're that stage one we're kind of dealing with a bunch of stage five shit now. Yeah I don't know what the I grew you know what I mean. I don't think it was in reverse. Yeah they may be days like Defcon. So one is the worst.

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We're kind of dealing with a bunch of stage five shit now.

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Yeah, I don't know what the, yeah, I agree with you.

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You know what I mean?

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I don't think they were.

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I think it was in reverse.

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Yeah, they may be in reverse.

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I think it was like DEFCON.

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So one is the worst.

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One is the final.

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It doesn't make sense.

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I think, so let's look at that one more time

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I think we might agree with that.

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Culture will collapse, we just become animals.

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Social collapses, well, I mean,

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it kind of, four leads to five, actually.

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So I don't know, man.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if I, I think.

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Yeah, but let's put these in order.

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Like, first of all, which one comes first?

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Let's go with this.

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Your, the government failing or the social charities failing?

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I would say stage three is first.

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That is political collapse.

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That's where we are.

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Where a total gridlock,

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the government is completely ineffective,

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spending money out of control.

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I don't think so.

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And that leads to.

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I'd like to run out of toilet paper.

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No, but to me, how irresponsible they are with our money

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and printing money and inflation leads to financial collapse,

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which leads to commercial collapse.

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No, because commercial collapse is first.

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We ran out of toilet paper before the political collapse.

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Wow.

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I mean, I think they're all,

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they're all.

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How about water?

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Commodities like that.

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Well, I think these, I don't know if these are stages.

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I think these should be called signs.

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I think they're signs.

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These are signs, right?

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So you're gonna have some financial collapse.

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And you might have some happen, others happen.

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I think they're all gonna be intermingled.

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I agree.

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Look, I apologize.

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I need another beer.

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I know we're only doing one and a half,

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but I need another beer.

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Okay.

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I'm willing to give you your second half beer now.

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That's not gonna work.

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Under the condition.

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No.

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That you don't have a second half beer.

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Because I only brought.

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I only brought.

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I'm going.

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I have beer downstairs.

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I'm gonna still.

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That's not the point.

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You know what the point is?

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We had a pact.

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Fuckers are at.

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My house.

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I give you a beer.

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Shut the fuck up.

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Give me a goddamn beer.

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All right, tell you what.

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Sean, give us a minute.

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Jeff, what do you think?

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Do you want to?

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He's pulled a yellow card.

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Oh, you don't get a yellow card.

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You want a second beer.

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Bro.

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He muted.

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Oh, nice.

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Nice.

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Okay, yeah, we're having a moment.

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So you let us talk about it and we'll debate.

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Yeah, he is totally muted.

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What an asshole.

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This is something we should have done

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a long time ago, Mr. Producer.

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He's be controlled right here.

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You need to have a quick red button

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right there next to you that is mute Sean.

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That's funny.

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You can unmute him.

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We'll give him a beer.

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Yeah.

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Dicks.

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I get enough abuse at work.

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We all do.

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Self-inflicted.

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Doesn't matter.

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Oh, man.

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It's always a better way.

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Hey, as long as this podcast is escapism for our listeners,

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that's what I want us to be.

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I want us to, when they have a shitty week of work,

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you know what I mean?

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Shitty day.

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Yeah, shitty day, shitty week.

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They come on here and listen to the collapse of society.

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Yeah, five stages.

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Yeah, actually now that I'm reflecting on it,

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I'm not sure we are escapism.

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You know one thing we never discussed,

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which probably would have been worse.

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I meant to talk about this,

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but you know the clogs we were talking about from Holland?

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Yes.

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I wonder if they got any splinters.

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Can you imagine?

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Oh, I'm sure.

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No.

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Dude, the way they're designed,

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there's no way they splinter.

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I've been wearing clogs for hundreds of years

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and no splinters.

323
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Okay, are you saying they wore the same clogs

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for hundreds of years?

325
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No, all those people that have worn clogs.

326
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Are you the authority on clogs now?

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I am.

328
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So you think it's like the human oils

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that come off the skin that are in tune with the wood?

330
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I think they sand the shit out of those.

331
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They probably oil them,

332
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but of the hundreds and thousands of clogs

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that have been made and hundreds and thousands

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of people that have worn them,

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there's gotta be at least one splinter in there somewhere.

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So I looked it up, there were two.

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Two people.

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Two people.

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I said at least one.

340
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And one, and they were both defective from the same guy

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that they ran out of the village.

342
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And they both caught herpes from the splinter.

343
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Could be.

344
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Yeah, that part I didn't understand, but you're right.

345
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Herpes simplex 12.

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God.

347
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All right.

348
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What was your point in bringing up the clogs again?

349
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You just trying to unwind?

350
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You know, it just came to mind.

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I was thinking, oh man, I'm gonna think about that

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because if you think about the evolution of clogs as well,

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because they went from clogs and then they broke down

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where they have wooden heels.

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And then they have wooden sandals where they have

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a leather strap that has a heel and then a part

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that goes under the ball of the foot,

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where it leaves your arch suspended.

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I just thought that was kinda cool.

360
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Yeah, they're just weird.

361
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I'd like to, at this point.

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What would you like to do, pivot?

363
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I'd like to pivot to our bourbon.

364
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,800
Oh.

365
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,360
Do do do, do do do.

366
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Waa waa, waa waa, waa waa.

367
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,920
Anyway, we are drinking, I believe.

368
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,840
Sean, you pick this one up.

369
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,240
You see the look that Jeff gave us right there?

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He's like, you guys are idiots.

371
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,480
Yeah, he's like, damn it.

372
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I was looking at you that way too.

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This is Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve Nine Year.

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Ooh.

375
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So this is 120 proof.

376
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,560
And it says, I don't know what this site is from,

377
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who is this?

378
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,120
I can't read that up there.

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00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,920
It says The Whiskey Ramble.

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Ramble.com.

381
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From the June 11th, 2023 version.

382
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,360
There you go.

383
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,200
Where are the nose?

384
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,280
So it says the nose leads, I don't know,

385
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leads with roasted corn.

386
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,200
So the nose, roasted corn, and a, go ahead.

387
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,040
For light brown sugar, clove, and hints of anise,

388
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,640
which is a licorice, right?

389
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,120
Anise.

390
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,400
I've never seen that word before.

391
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,440
Nutty Wood note characteristics of Jim Beam.

392
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,400
Anise.

393
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,560
Heavily salted toffee almond and surprisingly savory.

394
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,320
Well, they gave a major shout out to Jim Beam right there.

395
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,760
Jim Beam makes this.

396
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,800
Oh, well, I know, I feel stupid.

397
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,080
Thanks, Jim Beam.

398
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:01,360
Anyway, God, pallet, oh no, palate.

399
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,440
Palate.

400
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,840
Palate, lovely viscosity.

401
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,680
Palate.

402
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,200
What kind of, what would you like this meat served on?

403
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,000
I'd like it served on a palate.

404
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,160
So, wow.

405
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,280
Second reference to clove.

406
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Interesting.

407
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,960
So the lovely viscosity, the toffee forward with clove,

408
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light brown sugar, it is the same God bless the thing

409
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in the front one.

410
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,040
No it is.

411
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:24,960
The nose, well they say brown sugar.

412
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,040
This one says caramel.

413
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,720
Oh, caramel.

414
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Balanced dose of oak.

415
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,680
Are you?

416
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,680
I was letting you finish it.

417
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,600
Well, yeah, you have to do every other word.

418
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,120
You're having like a stroke or something.

419
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:37,960
What's happening there?

420
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,000
I thought we were gonna do it like every other word.

421
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:39,840
Oh, okay.

422
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,480
Sets the finish up.

423
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,440
Can we stop doing this now?

424
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,280
Yes.

425
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,120
Keeping.

426
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,120
Ha ha ha ha.

427
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,320
No time at all for Jeff to be like, stop it.

428
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,680
Immediately, you children.

429
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:59,120
Squarely in the less sweet territory.

430
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,200
It's not real sweet.

431
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,040
It has some.

432
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,080
No, no, no, no, I don't think it's sweet.

433
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:02,920
It is a little bit, but not bad.

434
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,520
Yeah, for 120 proof.

435
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,360
It's nice.

436
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,640
It doesn't taste as volatile as you think it would be.

437
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,840
Oh, it's really nice.

438
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,520
Of course, I've been drinking benchmark bulletproof

439
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,360
all week.

440
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,360
All right, the finish, moderate, not overpowering,

441
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,680
barrel char with a bit of pepper and peanut butter toast,

442
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,960
lightly mellow and creamy vanilla.

443
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,600
Note, gradually emerges over time.

444
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,800
Creamy, creamy.

445
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,360
And it makes your pants slide right off.

446
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,200
What?

447
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,640
Is that, oh no, it doesn't say that.

448
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,480
Dude, what are you?

449
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,080
I mean, it sounds so erotic.

450
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,280
You're on a men's getaway weekend.

451
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:36,960
This is, so the mash bill is 77 corn,

452
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,080
13 rye and 10 malted barley.

453
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,600
Bum bum bum bum bum.

454
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,440
Only 60 bucks.

455
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,800
They gave it an A minus.

456
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,280
And I would agree.

457
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,120
Yeah.

458
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,040
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna give this a 7.7.

459
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,400
Mm.

460
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,200
I'm thinking about 7.5.

461
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,240
It's pretty good.

462
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,080
It's very good.

463
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080
Yeah, it's a good one.

464
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,200
Maybe 7.7, I'll go as high as 7.7.

465
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,040
Yeah.

466
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,320
It's good.

467
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,440
Thank you, Sean.

468
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,600
Sorry about that.

469
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,440
Yeah.

470
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,440
A little outstanding.

471
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,160
Yeah, I'm,

472
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,520
I'm gonna take another taste

473
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,240
and then I'll let you know, hold on.

474
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,240
And then ask for two more glasses and three more beers?

475
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,000
My God, man.

476
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,880
I'll do a 7.3.

477
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,320
Oh.

478
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,560
Throw out the low one.

479
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,360
You know what, it's not about low.

480
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,080
It's about me being fair.

481
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,520
And I think 7.3 is good.

482
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,360
I think it's a good bourbon.

483
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,760
Are you the Russian judge?

484
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,440
No, I'm just saying I think that 7.3 is solid.

485
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,000
I think that there are other bourbons out there

486
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,000
that just taste better and would score higher.

487
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:45,840
That's why.

488
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,960
This is still good though.

489
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,520
You know what, I continually rate these

490
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,440
against the Elijah Craig Barrel proofs that we get.

491
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,440
Ooh, as the bar.

492
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,960
As the count of the bar, right?

493
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,800
Yeah, that's that.

494
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,200
That was excellent.

495
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,320
I think we went eight and a half, almost nine on those.

496
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,880
Yeah, that was so good.

497
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,640
So that's kind of the bar for me.

498
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,360
And if it's good, close to that in the sevens, right?

499
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,840
It's not gonna get us up to an eight.

500
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,360
Well, Pinnock I think was an eight.

501
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,200
Yeah.

502
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,040
Pinnock was good.

503
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,560
Well, our producer gave it a 7.53, repeating.

504
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,520
Repeating, of course.

505
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,000
And I sent you a picture today.

506
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,680
No one commented on it.

507
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:20,800
Oh, that's the average.

508
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,240
Okay, so he did some math.

509
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,240
He averaged our three scores

510
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,720
and it turned out to 7.53, repeating.

511
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,200
All right, very nice.

512
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,160
Oh, the Pinnock?

513
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,200
Yes, they had four bottles of it.

514
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,280
Oh yeah, you sent something about that.

515
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,120
Where is that at?

516
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,040
Hold on, where was that at?

517
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,480
Those at Spex up in Prosper.

518
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:39,440
Why didn't you pick it up?

519
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,880
I would have paid for it.

520
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,160
All four bottles?

521
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,800
One at least.

522
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,880
92 bucks.

523
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,200
I would have paid for it, I'm sorry.

524
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,040
You know what?

525
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:47,860
Well, they had four.

526
00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:48,840
How far was that place?

527
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,880
It's just around 380.

528
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,640
Why were you up there in Prosper?

529
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,520
To go to Quest to get some blood drawn.

530
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,040
And you just had to stop at the alcohol store?

531
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,080
Well, I realized I had to fast first

532
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,480
and I had some...

533
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,600
I had to fast first, but I needed to fix.

534
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,880
And it's like, look, an alcohol store.

535
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,720
Ah, hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I knew it'd help.

536
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,080
Yeah, so I pulled out the paperwork

537
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,480
and said, you need to fast before this.

538
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,440
But I had a protein bar for breakfast.

539
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,280
I was like, fuck, I can't do that.

540
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,120
So I was like, I'm not gonna...

541
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,480
How can you have a protein bar for breakfast

542
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,320
if you're supposed to fast?

543
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,760
Because I went to the cardiologist today

544
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,000
to have my stress test.

545
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,240
How was that, by the way?

546
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,760
It was just to schedule fucking appointments.

547
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,880
Oh, so you didn't get on a bike or anything?

548
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,720
No, not today.

549
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,560
So that's scheduled.

550
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,040
So you wore the spandex and everything

551
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:32,880
and you had no idea they were gonna...

552
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,680
I was, I went in my bike uniform, the whole thing.

553
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,680
You had an 80s solid gold dancers outfit on,

554
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,720
little spandex shorts.

555
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,800
And your kids' shoes.

556
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,760
My turf shoes, yes.

557
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,720
You had the tube top or was it the tape top?

558
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,200
It was tube.

559
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,520
Your hair's all hanging out.

560
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,120
All right, Doc, I'm ready to run.

561
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,760
I'm fucking back hair hanging out.

562
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,080
So I was like, I don't wanna wait to step up here.

563
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,240
We're not running today, sir.

564
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,480
We're just scheduling an appointment.

565
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,400
I hit the specs and I saw that.

566
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,080
That was really the only one that interests me.

567
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:02,920
But they had four.

568
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,080
They'll have it tomorrow if you wanna go.

569
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,360
Well, you know what I mean?

570
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,200
Because there's a few people like Stan from Total Wine.

571
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,000
He wanted that bottle.

572
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:12,840
He wanted more.

573
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,680
They had four.

574
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,720
Because he doesn't have anymore.

575
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,560
They had four of them.

576
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,400
And there's a limit.

577
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,480
Is that the same bottle we have?

578
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,320
Yes.

579
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,160
We need to get that.

580
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,160
We need to.

581
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,320
Do we not have a backup to that?

582
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,760
Hold on, I don't think it is the same bottle.

583
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:23,640
Oh, we do have a backup.

584
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,720
Because I understood that Total Wine got their own shit.

585
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,800
It was a different version

586
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,320
than what they gave everybody else.

587
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,400
I disagree.

588
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,240
I don't know.

589
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,480
You'll have to verify that.

590
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,400
Yeah.

591
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,240
Why don't you go up there?

592
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,080
I do not know.

593
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:37,920
Go up there.

594
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:38,740
I'll stay up there tonight.

595
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:39,880
Go up there at 10 o'clock tomorrow.

596
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,800
We're playing a little apex late at night.

597
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,920
Probably between 11 and 1 in the morning.

598
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,000
Oh, you and your fan.

599
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,480
You can mention it to them then.

600
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,600
Yeah, it's a little fun.

601
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,200
If you guys are interested in playing apex

602
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,000
with dudes like me, I am DSMURFY.

603
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:57,840
Sloppy Wobby.

604
01:01:58,880 --> 01:01:59,720
Gross.

605
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,600
I'm gonna revisit the Fall of Civilization real quick.

606
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,640
Because I'm reading the book right now.

607
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,640
You know the Terminal List?

608
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,480
The Amazon show?

609
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,320
Yes.

610
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,440
Well, it's based off of a book series.

611
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,360
And I'm reading the book series.

612
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,480
So this is book three or four.

613
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:17,480
And this one has to do with a bio weapon

614
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:21,080
who gets dropped, of all places, Richardson, Texas.

615
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:21,920
Oh my God.

616
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,280
And Denver, I believe.

617
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,440
And.

618
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,380
Two places?

619
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:28,220
Two places.

620
01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:29,060
Yeah, they.

621
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:29,900
Richardson.

622
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:30,720
Richardson, yes.

623
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,360
What the hell?

624
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,680
And yeah, they're explaining the area around Richardson.

625
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,520
It's like, I don't know if that's 100% correct.

626
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:40,600
It's like a big, it's like a, probably a big bowl.

627
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,440
Bowl?

628
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,420
It's a little low in that area.

629
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:47,420
Anyway, so, and they talk about the final solution

630
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:52,640
that the president has to stop a virus from spreading.

631
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,040
Hold on, is this a, okay, so it's a video game

632
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:58,860
based on a book?

633
01:02:58,860 --> 01:02:59,960
No, it's a book.

634
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:00,800
Oh.

635
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,160
Series that they've made the Amazon show out of.

636
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,000
Ah, okay.

637
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,560
The Chris Pratt show, if you saw it.

638
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,680
Was this new?

639
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,760
The Terminal List came out last year.

640
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,720
I'm trying to remember if I've seen The Terminal List.

641
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,560
I thought I did.

642
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,700
Remember they killed his family and he goes on a rampage?

643
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,760
Yes.

644
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,580
Cut some dudes.

645
01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:20,420
Yes.

646
01:03:20,420 --> 01:03:21,240
Intestinal.

647
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,560
Yes, well that's based off a book series.

648
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,400
Yes, I have seen.

649
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,380
And the author is an ex-seal.

650
01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:27,760
And a lot of his books, as I said before,

651
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,640
a lot of his books are redacted.

652
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,120
Because he has to submit them to the.

653
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,960
Publisher.

654
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,880
No, the Department of Defense.

655
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,720
And they are like.

656
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,540
Because he has a lot of.

657
01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:37,380
National security.

658
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,220
National security.

659
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,080
And he leaves them in.

660
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,120
So you'll see big swaths that are just blocked out.

661
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,240
He goes, I'm gonna leave them in.

662
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,440
Yeah, because you're gonna be pissed.

663
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,360
Yeah, so.

664
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,300
And you'll see how much you get blocked out.

665
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,140
So anyway.

666
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,280
And again.

667
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,480
It's a book, right?

668
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,440
So it's sensationalized.

669
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,600
This part wasn't blocked out.

670
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,920
So the final solution basically is.

671
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,160
To burn out the virus.

672
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:03,600
So if this one of the book is like 85, 90% lethal.

673
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:04,640
Right? Right.

674
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,800
So, and they're trying to decide.

675
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,640
I haven't finished the book yet.

676
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,460
They're trying to decide.

677
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:09,520
Is it airborne?

678
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,660
Or is it just manmade?

679
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:13,480
Someone forced it, right?

680
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:14,320
Right.

681
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,640
And if they can't answer that question.

682
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,760
The way they're gonna solve this.

683
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:17,880
Is they're gonna drop.

684
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:19,980
Huge.

685
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,760
The moab. Like a napalm.

686
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,680
Not, the largest conventional bomb out there.

687
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,520
Oh.

688
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,640
The fuel bomb.

689
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:28,800
Oh, the daisy cutter.

690
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,640
Yes.

691
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:32,320
And they will destroy the entire city.

692
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,220
And kill everyone in it.

693
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:35,720
In order to stop the virus.

694
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,800
Yeah, well I mean it's kinda like.

695
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,860
Escape from New York, right?

696
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:38,960
I mean you just gotta have to.

697
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:39,960
No, no.

698
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,520
No, I mean you have to like.

699
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,760
Oh, I mean fence everybody in.

700
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,920
Yeah, you gotta kill.

701
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,320
You gotta stop them right there.

702
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,360
This is basically.

703
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,320
This virus if we don't stop it.

704
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,520
It can kill the whole world.

705
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:50,880
I will kill.

706
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,720
Millions.

707
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,840
A million here.

708
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,520
Or 290 million if I don't.

709
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,680
That's awful.

710
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,440
That could totally happen.

711
01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,280
So.

712
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,720
How come they didn't do that during COVID?

713
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,220
They probably thought about it.

714
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,160
Well COVID wasn't real.

715
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,000
So.

716
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,820
Well I know.

717
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,920
They probably thought about dropping a bomb on.

718
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,400
Well I mean it wasn't what they said it was gonna be for sure.

719
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,280
I mean it was a lie.

720
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,520
Didn't wanna get us derailed.

721
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:16,360
Anyway, continue.

722
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,180
So anyway.

723
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,960
It just kinda ties back to the book I'm reading.

724
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,120
That's one of our trigger words.

725
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,280
All you have to say is COVID.

726
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,120
Oh my God.

727
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,440
Well I mean it's just like.

728
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,400
It really.

729
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,040
Look it frustrates the planet.

730
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,080
It's not just us.

731
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:30,920
I mean.

732
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,760
It is.

733
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,320
I mean even the gentleman.

734
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,320
The army guy we're talking about

735
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,320
where he owed all this money.

736
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,680
I mean he was.

737
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,880
It's all the same shit.

738
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:38,720
I know.

739
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,540
You know they.

740
01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:41,360
He's having to do something beyond his control.

741
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,000
It wasn't his fault that the dumb ass

742
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,040
pulled out of fucking Afghanistan the way he did.

743
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:46,880
You know.

744
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:47,920
The way Biden decided.

745
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,040
Hey they're gonna pull out.

746
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:49,880
I just.

747
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:50,700
I'm gonna trigger start.

748
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,540
Continue.

749
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:52,380
He shit the bed.

750
01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:53,220
Anyway.

751
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,120
Wow.

752
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,120
Is that a political phrase or a critical term?

753
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,440
He shit the bed.

754
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,280
Yes.

755
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,100
So hold on.

756
01:05:59,100 --> 01:05:59,940
So you were talking about Apex

757
01:05:59,940 --> 01:06:02,480
and then you jumped to Terminal List.

758
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,000
Well I thought about it because.

759
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,280
The end of civilization is what you were talking about.

760
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,080
Well we talked about the end of civilization.

761
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,480
No we were talking about it.

762
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,320
The collapse of society.

763
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,280
Yes.

764
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,340
And.

765
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,520
In the book.

766
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,720
The US is starting to go.

767
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,080
Especially in those cities.

768
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:19,920
Declining.

769
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,680
The everybody.

770
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,440
Of course Antifa was protesting

771
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,400
the whole nine yards right.

772
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,700
So everyone wants to get out.

773
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,540
Yes.

774
01:06:27,540 --> 01:06:28,920
Where this virus is.

775
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,200
And the military had them surrounded

776
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,400
and are shooting them.

777
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,960
Right.

778
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,840
When they're trying to get out.

779
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,660
Really.

780
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:37,500
Really.

781
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,680
Really.

782
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,240
Way to silence your phone.

783
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,160
And your watch.

784
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:44,920
And it makes you think if something like that happens.

785
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,120
Oh they have protocol for that.

786
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:46,960
I guarantee it.

787
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:47,780
That's what I mean.

788
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:48,620
There's a protocol but is there.

789
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:49,460
For sure.

790
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,560
Is there a protocol to say this virus is uncontainable.

791
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,800
Kill everybody in there.

792
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,120
Do I drop a bomb to kill that entire city.

793
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:56,960
Ooh.

794
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,360
There has to be a protocol for it.

795
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,400
But I don't think anybody has the balls to do it.

796
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,160
They just don't have the balls to do it.

797
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,360
I guarantee it.

798
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,320
I don't know.

799
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,160
Yeah.

800
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,520
That's what you get paid the big bucks for I guess.

801
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,320
Yeah.

802
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,140
Oh well.

803
01:07:12,140 --> 01:07:12,980
As president.

804
01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:13,820
For sure.

805
01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:14,640
Big bucks but.

806
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,480
You know.

807
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,320
So okay.

808
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,140
I thought.

809
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,960
So I thought you were gonna talk about.

810
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,840
You know he was talking about Apex.

811
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,820
And I thought you were gonna talk about you know.

812
01:07:22,820 --> 01:07:25,740
Hey I'm for free time.

813
01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:28,360
For free time we're gonna start watching the terminal list.

814
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,480
I thought we were going.

815
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,520
Because that piqued my interest.

816
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:36,520
Because I am thinking of a new thing to do with my wife.

817
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,840
And apparently it's called co-opping or couch co-opping.

818
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,560
This is where you can play.

819
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,200
And then you guys are gonna be like seriously dude.

820
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,040
That's been around for decades.

821
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,320
Is there nudity involved?

822
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,160
No.

823
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,240
If you play video games.

824
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,080
Some impact share?

825
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:51,920
No no no.

826
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,360
You play video games on a split screen.

827
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,640
I've done some boys all the time.

828
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,480
Right I know.

829
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,880
I was gonna say you guys have been like oh my God.

830
01:07:58,880 --> 01:07:59,720
I've been out here.

831
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,120
But.

832
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,040
Okay let me give you a little back story.

833
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,640
When Shelly and I first.

834
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,760
Before we were married.

835
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,760
We were engaged.

836
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,000
And I lived in a tiny little apartment in Dallas.

837
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,480
She was still going to A&M.

838
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,440
She was coming up every weekend.

839
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,180
I was going down every weekend.

840
01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:16,960
And we played PlayStation.

841
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,920
We played like Zelda.

842
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,080
And we played Tomb Raider.

843
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:20,920
Tomb Raider.

844
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:21,840
And we loved it.

845
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:25,080
I mean we were so enamored with playing video games.

846
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,520
These games together.

847
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,480
That it was like.

848
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,320
Lara Croft.

849
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,920
You're kind of pointy in the original version.

850
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,760
But you know.

851
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:33,600
Anyway.

852
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:34,440
We.

853
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,000
Do you see that one scene where she was running?

854
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,440
Out of the ice cave?

855
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,040
I've actually never seen the movie I should.

856
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:40,880
Because it's.

857
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,840
Angelina Jolie.

858
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,800
Oh Angelina Jolie.

859
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,920
The way she's running.

860
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,040
It's like her body.

861
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,440
You see the legs and one two one.

862
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:49,600
Running.

863
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,960
The boobs.

864
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,800
No no no.

865
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,960
The boobs are like one.

866
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,800
The boobs are like one two three four five six seven eight.

867
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,400
One two three four five six seven six six six five four.

868
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,360
One two.

869
01:08:58,360 --> 01:08:59,920
Fucking everywhere.

870
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,040
Like so.

871
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,560
They have a one two one.

872
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,160
They're like everywhere.

873
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,800
So not like Baywatch where it was like one and two.

874
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,640
There was no.

875
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,480
One.

876
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,600
There was not coordinated.

877
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,840
Bounce and bounce.

878
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,080
Yeah they did not coordinate.

879
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:13,920
Okay.

880
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,480
Anyway thanks for sharing.

881
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,920
Your boob analysis of Tomb Raider.

882
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,880
Anyway.

883
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:20,760
Anyway we loved it.

884
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,720
So we haven't done that in a long time.

885
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,440
We haven't played video games since.

886
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:27,000
And so I'm thinking well maybe we.

887
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,280
We do the split screen thing.

888
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:31,360
We watch TV every night.

889
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,200
That's what we do.

890
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,040
We watch Netflix.

891
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,800
We watch Amazon Prime.

892
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,480
There's a bunch of couch co-op games out there.

893
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:37,560
Couch co-op yes.

894
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,280
Borderlands was one of the ones.

895
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:40,680
I don't know if Shelly will get it to him.

896
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,080
But Borderlands was one that me and the boys really enjoyed.

897
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,520
Okay so would your wife ever consider playing a video game?

898
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,360
Not like that no.

899
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,800
With a split screen.

900
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:49,640
Instead of watching.

901
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:50,480
It has to be the right kind.

902
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:51,960
Most of them are shoot em ups.

903
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,080
She's not interested in that.

904
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,000
Yeah Shelly wouldn't be.

905
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,920
No we like problem solving.

906
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,320
Like Mario Kart's.

907
01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,440
Like no like Zelda.

908
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:01,760
There's one called Portal.

909
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,000
That the boys really got into.

910
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,880
And it's problem solving.

911
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,720
You play two characters.

912
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:06,560
And.

913
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,380
At the same time.

914
01:10:07,380 --> 01:10:08,220
At the same time.

915
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:09,060
On a split screen.

916
01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:09,880
Yes.

917
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,280
See I would love to play that with my wife.

918
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,920
It's called Portal.

919
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,040
Yeah right there.

920
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,880
That would be so much fun.

921
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,000
One person has to do something

922
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,040
in order to get the other person to help.

923
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,100
And the boys loved it.

924
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:23,640
Okay I love it.

925
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,220
Okay well and it doesn't have to be that game.

926
01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:28,000
But I've decided I am going to.

927
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,720
That's our Christmas thing.

928
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:30,560
I'm gonna.

929
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,040
So Dylan had a PlayStation.

930
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,860
I didn't even know.

931
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,480
He was like dude I got a PlayStation in my trunk.

932
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,320
I'm not using it.

933
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,140
He was like.

934
01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:37,460
And he brought it in from his car.

935
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:38,840
I mean they came over last night right.

936
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,640
This is our pre Thanksgiving get together.

937
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,440
Since the boys are in town and stuff.

938
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,480
Anyway but yeah so he just dropped off a PlayStation.

939
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,640
I'm gonna go get some games.

940
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,340
I need to buy some controllers I guess.

941
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:50,760
Do you buy used controllers?

942
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:51,760
You can.

943
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:53,200
What do you recommend there Sean?

944
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,040
Used controllers?

945
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:54,880
New controllers?

946
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,200
Yeah and so what kind of games?

947
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,160
Is it PlayStation?

948
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,560
Yeah gay first of all.

949
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,520
Yeah you gotta buy new controllers.

950
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,360
That's all you got.

951
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,920
Okay the new controllers that.

952
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,240
They're 50 bucks pop.

953
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,080
Alright I'll do that.

954
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,720
You know another good one that you may want

955
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:09,040
to be interested in is called Little Big Planet.

956
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:10,560
It's on Sony.

957
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,760
And I think it's Cloud Co-op.

958
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,880
If not Shelly would like that.

959
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,040
That's puzzle solving.

960
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,860
Whatever yeah whatever you got.

961
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:22,140
Go to the store on the PlayStation device

962
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:22,980
or Xbox device.

963
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:23,800
Yeah Little Big Planet.

964
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:27,560
There are hundreds and hundreds of different games

965
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,400
that you can get.

966
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,240
Yep.

967
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:32,080
And they've got specialized games for groups.

968
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,080
You know there are some party games that you can have

969
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,680
and there's some trivia and you can have teams.

970
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:38,520
Yeah.

971
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:42,960
And you have your phone and you tether it to the game.

972
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,780
Yeah yeah.

973
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:46,080
And so you don't necessarily have to have controllers.

974
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,440
You're talking about getting everybody control.

975
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:50,320
If you do like trivia stuff they have these games

976
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,680
that you can just tap in with your phone.

977
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:53,920
There's an app you download

978
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,560
and you can literally answer right there.

979
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,400
That was so good.

980
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:02,080
I just pulled the last pull of our Knob Creek.

981
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:02,920
That was amazing.

982
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:03,760
Yeah.

983
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:04,580
Anyway so yeah Couch Co-op.

984
01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:05,420
I'm super excited.

985
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:07,120
Yeah Diablo is another good one.

986
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,920
Again she may not like.

987
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,240
You got to find the ones she's gonna enjoy.

988
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:11,080
No no no no no.

989
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:11,920
I totally agree.

990
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:12,760
Totally agree.

991
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:17,440
Anyway I'm excited because we loved it when we were young.

992
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:18,280
Right.

993
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,080
Before kids.

994
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,280
And we look back on it fondly.

995
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:25,680
We for the weekend we stayed in our underwear

996
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,880
the entire weekend.

997
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,440
We took turns going to the bathroom

998
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:30,320
because we were figuring out stuff.

999
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,400
We just figured out if you step on this stone

1000
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,560
it opens the door.

1001
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,400
Hold on.

1002
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,220
It opens the door.

1003
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:36,060
Really?

1004
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:36,900
You took turns going to the bathroom.

1005
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:37,720
We did.

1006
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,560
We totally did.

1007
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,380
We were so.

1008
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:40,220
What does that mean?

1009
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:41,960
Were you guys constantly in the bathroom?

1010
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,800
No.

1011
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,640
No no it's your turn.

1012
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,480
Your turn.

1013
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:48,280
No meaning we were both playing the game so intensely.

1014
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:51,720
So do you guys make a habit going to the bathroom together?

1015
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:54,240
I mean why is that extraordinary that you took turns?

1016
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,240
You're missing the point.

1017
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,760
It was like if one of us needed to go to the bathroom

1018
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,920
it was like you know.

1019
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,600
Somebody's gotta take over.

1020
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,520
Yes.

1021
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:02,360
Oh come on.

1022
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,400
Like if she.

1023
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,240
I'm dead serious.

1024
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,520
That's how into these games we were playing.

1025
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,080
She's in there cutting logs and you're like

1026
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,320
it's my turn I have to go now.

1027
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:11,840
No no.

1028
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:12,920
You know it wasn't like that.

1029
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,360
Let's play tic tac toe.

1030
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,600
And I will go.

1031
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,520
It wasn't like that.

1032
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,360
No pinch it pinch it.

1033
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,560
You made your ex too big.

1034
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,400
God damn it.

1035
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,760
You guys are ruining a very special moment that we had.

1036
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:25,600
And I'm sorry.

1037
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,200
Lincoln logs right?

1038
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,440
Very sad I brought it up.

1039
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,360
Anyway I'm excited about that.

1040
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,920
Well there are some games out but I would explore that.

1041
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,320
You know I mean if you want to.

1042
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,800
I would recommend that you go out

1043
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,400
and drop 50 bucks per controller.

1044
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,800
I think that's a little bit of a waste.

1045
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,600
I think you ought to do a little bit of research.

1046
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,280
Find out what games.

1047
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,000
We went over to somebody's house.

1048
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,200
Because you guys want to do like trivia

1049
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,160
and puzzles and shit like that right?

1050
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,800
Well I mean we have a PlayStation console.

1051
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,280
We're gonna use it for couch co-op.

1052
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,760
We have to have controllers.

1053
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,640
Well I mean do you have any controllers?

1054
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,460
No.

1055
01:13:56,460 --> 01:13:58,000
Oh why not?

1056
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,520
Because the game system was just given to us by Dylan.

1057
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,360
Oh.

1058
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:03,560
He kept the controllers.

1059
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,640
Yeah he kept the controllers.

1060
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,480
Gotcha.

1061
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,320
Yeah.

1062
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,840
Is it a new one like a PS5?

1063
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,760
Uh I think it's a four.

1064
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,600
That's what I have.

1065
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,440
I have a four.

1066
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,260
Yeah well.

1067
01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:14,400
Anyway he gave it to us.

1068
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,040
He was like I bought a new one.

1069
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:16,880
I don't need this.

1070
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,880
Yeah so I'm gonna get two controllers.

1071
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,680
I got a PS4 we can play games together.

1072
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,520
There we go.

1073
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:26,020
The PS4 will work well for those types of games.

1074
01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:26,860
Yeah.

1075
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:27,680
Absolutely.

1076
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,240
So there's no need to go out and spend money

1077
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,520
for the beefier PlayStation 5.

1078
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,520
No I just need the standard controllers.

1079
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,560
Like the shoot em up games where you need all that shit.

1080
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,400
You know.

1081
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,160
Dude I can't do shoot em up games anyway.

1082
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,280
It's like it's so difficult it's like forget it.

1083
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,260
I don't understand.

1084
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:44,100
I know.

1085
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,520
You have to duck and crawl and climb and jump and shoot.

1086
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,360
Slide.

1087
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:49,180
And meanwhile everybody.

1088
01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:50,020
Slide.

1089
01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:51,720
All these nine year olds.

1090
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,560
Slide is the best.

1091
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,340
All these nine year olds are like flying through the sky

1092
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:58,040
and shooting you 10 times before you even know how to duck.

1093
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,380
When you first spawn.

1094
01:14:59,380 --> 01:15:00,220
Yeah.

1095
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,520
Spawn dead.

1096
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:05,060
But if you're with me I'd be able to revive you pretty quick.

1097
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,380
Yeah that got old.

1098
01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:09,400
To be the needy please revive me guy.

1099
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,240
Cause sometimes.

1100
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,480
And then John's like can't you at least run to the rock

1101
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,320
and hide.

1102
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,360
I told you the story.

1103
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,600
When I played Call of Duty with my sons.

1104
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,720
I was like where am I going?

1105
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,840
Dad follow me.

1106
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,040
I'm the guy with the thing over my head.

1107
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:21,880
Oh okay.

1108
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:22,720
And then I'm running into a tree.

1109
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:23,880
It's important to have a person like Paul.

1110
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,680
I'm running in place in a tree.

1111
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:26,800
We will send Paul out into the middle.

1112
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:27,800
And I'm like I can't go anywhere.

1113
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,840
Dad you gotta fucking move you're in a tree.

1114
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,560
We'll send Paul out to the middle of the field.

1115
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,400
It was so aggravating.

1116
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,840
And he will pull aggro.

1117
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:37,000
He will have everyone's attention on him.

1118
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,000
And while they're shooting him we snipe em.

1119
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:40,840
Yes.

1120
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:41,720
And we just pop the shit out of him.

1121
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:42,560
So it's like.

1122
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,400
I get it.

1123
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,240
If you want me to be.

1124
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,060
Guys.

1125
01:15:45,060 --> 01:15:45,900
You'll be the bait.

1126
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:46,740
I'll be the bait.

1127
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:47,560
Yeah.

1128
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,400
Cause I can tell you.

1129
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,680
And I'll run out there and revive you real quick.

1130
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,920
Every 13 seconds I had blood running down my screen.

1131
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:54,840
Which means I was shot and bleeding out.

1132
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:56,560
And they were like oh my god dad.

1133
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:58,800
We gotta revive you again.

1134
01:15:58,800 --> 01:15:59,960
Well they were complaining.

1135
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:00,800
Yes.

1136
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:01,640
They were like dude kids you just.

1137
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,460
The kids get so upset.

1138
01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:03,300
They were.

1139
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,140
They get so upset.

1140
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:04,960
Part of the game man.

1141
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,800
Have fun.

1142
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,760
I'll tell you what the biggest thing about these games.

1143
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,480
You enjoy them or you don't enjoy them.

1144
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,560
If you don't enjoy them just don't play them.

1145
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,120
I enjoy them.

1146
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:12,960
I enjoy all kinds of games.

1147
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,200
We don't play them.

1148
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,040
Well.

1149
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:15,860
You know.

1150
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:16,700
Dudes Like Us.

1151
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:19,160
It is two days before Thanksgiving.

1152
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:20,000
Yeah.

1153
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:20,960
Super super excited.

1154
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:21,800
I wanna say thank you.

1155
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,200
We haven't even talked about Thanksgiving yet.

1156
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,040
No.

1157
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:24,860
We should do that when we find out.

1158
01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:25,700
We're going to turkey lurky.

1159
01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:28,440
Wanna thank our producer Mr. Austin behind the wheels.

1160
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:29,280
Yeah.

1161
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,280
Pulling up on the topics being on top of things.

1162
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,120
Yeah sure.

1163
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,080
It is November 21st Dudes Like Us.

1164
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:34,900
I'm Sean.

1165
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,740
I'm Pablo.

1166
01:16:35,740 --> 01:16:36,580
And I'm Jeff.

1167
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:48,740
And we will see you next黑 복