We mother came to tazza when I was just
seven folks in town said with prejudice.
I is Dick Marks.
So it's not right.
Three years ago when I came to know Mary first time that someone
looked beyond rumors and the lies.
And saw that inside.
Used to walk down by the river.
I'm eating popcorn.
Love to watch the sun go down.
We used to walk along the river.
And dream our way out of this town.
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
Okay.
Are we recording?
Are we ready?
Who's Tony?
Yeah, I got all of that.
Oh, no.
I'm not recording.
Oh, what a dick.
God.
Yeah, we're definitely rolling.
Nice.
Okay, well you're going to have to tune all that out.
And the call down, one.
Where are we?
Two.
Welcome back to the second edition of the podcast tonight.
Post show.
The post show.
Pre and post.
So we decided to to start the post show.
It's like kind of like it's kind of like with that called.
I don't know because I don't do a whole lot of it.
It's the stuff you do before sex.
Pre ejaculate.
Foreplay.
Yeah, it's like the foreplay of the show.
And this is the true sex.
Dive right into the pounding.
Foreplay is just warming up to what you're about to experience
right now, ladies and gentlemen.
Foreplay, I'm never good at the foreplay.
But the main part, God bless.
You just go straight to the action?
I'm sorry.
Really?
Are you a shitty foreplayer?
I am.
That sucks, man.
She's a shitty diddler.
That sucks.
Well, that is no way to treat your woman.
That should be a song.
There's no way to treat your woman?
No, the shitty foreplay should be no way to treat your woman.
OK.
Yes, you could have it.
I know you're looking for it.
All right.
So welcome to the post play of this episode.
And you know what we're going to open with is something
that's been on my mind, because my wife and I saw a trailer
last night.
The three-legged dog?
No.
We got super, super excited about upcoming movies.
All right.
Is that something that's fucking happening?
I'm sick of it.
I'll tell you why.
What is?
The upcoming fucking movies, because I can't see.
I go up on some of these websites,
and I'm trying to find the movies that are coming out,
because I want to see what's going on.
I'm fucking bored out of my goddamn mind.
OK, first off, everything's jacked up because of COVID
and the whole release schedule and all that kind of shit.
So they've got new movies coming out.
Well, OK, well, first off, everything seems
to be moving to streaming, right?
I don't know if movie theaters are going to make it now,
because HBO Max came out with anything that's released.
Anything that's released in the movie theaters
is suddenly now instantly streamable on HBO Max.
And I think that's going to destroy the movie industry,
but with the movie theater.
The theaters, yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Anyway, so I saw a trailer that my wife and I got.
Well, I got excited about it.
And she was like, oh, totally cool.
No.
It was Deep Throat Part II.
Oh.
Whoa.
So you saw the same trailer.
Shelly Does Dallas.
Wow.
No, she already did Dallas.
Let's go deep anal.
Yeah, it would have to be Debbie Does Dallas again.
Ooh, the black hole.
Can we?
OK, it's Coming to America 2 with Eddie Murphy
and Arsenio Hall.
Coming to America 2.
How do you spell that?
C-U.
C-U-M-M.
I understand.
I like Coming to America.
You sick bastard.
You're ruining this for me.
The Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall,
that movie was funny as shit.
That's funny as shit.
Those two guys are hilarious.
It's kind of hard to, you know how we always
talk about how the sequel, not as good as the first one,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know the favorite part of that movie?
I don't know.
One of them was when Eddie Murphy's in the hot tub
and this lady all of a sudden comes out.
The royal highness is clean.
The royal highness' penis is clean.
Did she just say penis?
The royal penis.
The royal penis is clean, I think.
And you just see the look on Eddie Murphy's face
like he just ate a fucking candy bar.
He's just like, eee.
He's like, thank you.
Yeah, no, it's great.
So it's hard to judge by the stinger previews
because sometimes the previews have
to be the most part of the movie.
So you think you're going in to see a comedy.
It's going to be frickin' amazing.
All right, hold on.
And you go in and it just sucks.
So Jeff, your voice is going out.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, it is.
But you had a lot of cock in your mouth or what?
Wow.
Something's going on.
So producer, you may need to pay attention to this
and jack up his voice a little bit.
Wow.
Just a little bit.
All right, go ahead, talk.
What I was saying is sometimes the previews
are very misleading at times.
And you're thinking that it could be better
than the first one.
But in effect, they could be showing the best scenes
in the preview.
Yeah, I know.
Right?
And then you finally go see it and you're like, wow,
this thing sucked.
Yeah, like the three scenes that I thought were funny,
I already knew they were coming and I already
laughed at them in the trailer.
So this was stupid.
I don't know.
You know what?
I think Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall
have an amazing chemistry.
And it looks like they're trying to create
a lot of the same stuff they did in the first movie.
I don't know.
I'm excited about it.
But other than that, I don't know what's upcoming, man.
I have to say, one of the ones I'm looking forward to
is just probably out of nostalgia more than anything
is the new Top Gun movie.
So that it may be.
Is Top Gun going to be it?
Yes, he is.
What?
You didn't know that?
Dude, that got a lot of press.
And even Goose is back in the movie.
Yeah, Goose is back.
Did he die?
Did he?
Oh, yeah.
Did we see him die?
Or did he?
I know we saw his head.
Hold on.
I know we saw his head hit the glass,
and they did like a full blown.
Well, they buried him.
Well, did they?
Did they show the casket full?
I didn't see the casket full.
It wasn't an open casket.
His wife was very upset.
Meg Ryan.
Well, but maybe she wanted to be.
Was that Meg Ryan?
Yes.
It was Meg Ryan, wasn't it?
She was so cute in that movie.
What happened to her?
Have you seen pictures of Meg Ryan today?
She turned into a fish.
Why are there tomatoes in the popcorn?
I thought I'd pepper in some sort of happiness.
What do you mean a fish?
You had her lips done?
Yeah, she had serious lip injections and just work done.
I just wish these ladies would realize
how they can look amazing without all the damn work.
And would they?
Maybe I'm kidding myself.
Would they not look good?
Well, I mean.
They would look normal.
Adversely, I mean, I'd rather look like not a fish
than what the fuck's.
Pull up a current picture of Meg Ryan, producer.
Yeah, I have no idea what she looks like today,
but I know, I don't know, 15 years ago.
When her movie career started to slow down
is when she started to get the work done and shit like that.
I don't know.
OK, so I need a year.
I need some reference here till the year.
See, she's really, really cute there.
They're very beautiful there.
Damn.
Type in 2000.
That was a very young picture and wow, stunning.
I don't think she looks bad far right right there.
Far right doesn't look bad at all.
Well, her lip injections are gone.
She had a period there where she had frickin balloon lips.
Come on.
Check out the far right.
Check out the far right mid.
So that's when she was young.
Yeah, she looks so beautiful back then.
I mean, again, this is a little frustrating
because I don't know what's the most recent picture.
71 left up yellow.
Right there, right there, right there.
That looks like the oldest one.
Look at that.
She looks good.
She does not.
Oh, come on.
Something frickin hit her in the face with a hook.
Something's going on with her mouth.
Dude, seriously.
Look at that.
Be nice.
She looks like a god-blessed Muppet.
No, she doesn't.
She looks like that blonde Muppet from the Muppets,
you know, the one with the long blonde hair.
Yeah, plays bass.
Yeah.
No, she was.
She's very cute.
She's so beautiful there.
I think she was.
And then I think the last big one,
she was in Sleepless in Seattle, and then the You Got Mail.
And then after that, she, from what I remember,
she kind of slowed down.
She's married to John Cougar, Melon Camp.
Is she really?
No, she's not.
What a waste.
I believe she is.
No, she's not.
They're both waste.
That needs to be fact checked right now.
Oh, there's a picture of both of them.
There's a picture of both of them.
OK.
Who's Meg Ryan married to?
I guess it is.
Husband.
Actually, she may not be married.
That's part of the problem.
I just got a blueberry with my popcorn a-hole.
You know what?
There's nothing.
So it's salty.
I don't want a blueberry.
Well, she was married to Randy Quaid for a while.
Dennis.
Dennis Quaid, yeah.
Randy Quaid's the Santa Claus looking dude now.
Yeah, she's either.
Look at John Cougar, Melon Camp in that picture right there.
Oh my god, he's kind of strange looking now, too.
Why is this 419 on it?
Well, anyway, I think she's beautiful.
What the hell?
Oh, yeah, he looks rough.
She looks good right there.
He's looking.
She looks good.
He looks like shit.
Well, his forehead looks like he's three feet tall.
My wife and I have talked about this, where it's like women
do all this work.
Like we've been talking about, do all this work.
And they struggle to keep their young beauty and all
that kind of stuff.
And meanwhile, the guy does nothing
and looks distinguished with his silvery hair.
Well, women could look the same if they would just stop putting
all that shit on their body.
See, I don't know.
I mean, there are some women that age.
OK, it's all about genetics, first off.
It's genetics.
You got some women like Christie Brinkley, like, oh my god,
who's the?
Ivanka Trump.
Oh, sorry, Melania Trump.
OK, and Salma Hayek.
Holy shit.
But if they didn't.
They just age beautifully.
They age well.
If they didn't dye their hair and they had gray
through their hair, what do you think the same?
I don't know.
And that's the thing.
Of the examples I just gave, I don't know how many of them.
They all color their hair.
Like Brooke Burke.
Am I saying that right?
I guarantee they color their hair.
You think so?
Yes.
That's unfortunate.
They do.
I guarantee it.
I just wish that society would embrace their beauty
for what it is.
And don't get that damn work done.
Like Meg Ryan.
She's in her 60s now.
And she's still perfectly blonde hair.
No.
Right.
Guarantee she's got a shitload of gray in there.
That's a good point.
I just took a pull back on this.
I haven't drank it.
This is my first pull on the Noah.
And I'm sorry to bring the bottle up to talk about it.
I will share with our people listening
when they are that the Noah bourbon it's really hot.
Noah's Mill.
And it's what?
What did I say?
57?
114.
So it's 114 proof.
And it is good.
It's good.
Even as hot as it is, it's that strong.
And it is hot.
You smell it.
Yeah, it's good.
You taste it.
It's got such a great taste, man.
Agreed.
It's not one to abuse.
So the producer's pulling up Kathy Ireland because, yeah,
but when was that picture?
That's dyed hair.
I don't care.
That's dyed hair.
Hold on.
So let me talk about it.
So I'm going to share with you back
when we were doing the Christmas lampoon thing.
And I was trying to figure out who that person was.
And you had a chat with Naparpa Kalkalova?
Yeah, the Papa Boner.
Yeah, so I thought it was Kathy Ireland.
That's who I thought it was.
And then I was like, it was not Kathy Ireland.
You were thinking Christie Brinkley
from the original movie.
That was first.
And then I was like thinking it's
something that has to do with St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah, and I made some stupid comment
about it being the girl from.
Everything you said was stupid pertaining to that.
What?
Shut up.
You didn't hit anything near the mark when it came to her.
I didn't.
I totally blew the mark on the girl that came out of the pool.
I thought it was the girl from Whichamount High
was you knew the name.
Phoebe Cates.
Yeah, I was like, it's Phoebe Cates.
Yeah, OK.
It's essentially the same scene.
And to be fair, it was an hour.
To be fair.
It was an hour later when you like, it's ConocoCocalova.
Well, that's because I kept ruling her out.
So you were not spot on in the moment.
In all fairness, it was very difficult to pull up
their name.
Oh, really?
Well, Wikipedia would not like comrades
say who the bitch was.
Really?
Christmas Vacation Girl Pool.
Done.
No, it's not.
It wasn't that easy.
Oh, I easily could have found that.
All right, move on.
We've already covered this.
You're bragging.
Nonetheless, I love Kathy Ireland.
I thought that she was beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful.
I remember she was in like the late 80s, early 90s.
She was sports illustrated.
Is that where she came from?
Yes.
Yes, beach.
Speech.
Beach.
She was on the beach.
She had sand on her beach.
Did you just call her a beach?
No, I did not.
Whale?
She's not a whale.
Definitely not a whale.
So what's the current picture of Kathy Ireland?
2020.
She's a brackish creature.
She's an archetoothus.
I was waiting for you to.
I was leading you to that because I couldn't remember
what the damn thing was.
What the hell is an archetoothus?
It's a giant squid.
Shut up.
I'll bet you $1,000.
Shut the fuck up.
Who knows what an archetoothus is?
Archetoothus.
Tooth.
It's C-H-A-R-C-H.
Archetoothus.
Really?
Just spill it out.
Toothus.
That's so lame.
The giant squid.
Shut up.
That's still like the.
OK, first off, you're not going to find one of those.
You're not going to find that in a little creek behind some
dude's house in New Jersey.
Well, I don't know.
Shut the fuck up.
You didn't see an archetoothus.
There was a huge hole that was really dark.
It was a snapper turtle.
I'm not talking about the turtle.
I'm talking about where the turtle emerged from.
It was extremely dark.
Oh, you know what that was.
Time out.
You know what that was?
Guys, it was.
Is that a whale?
It was the Abyss.
That's a sperm.
Did you ever see the movie The Abyss?
No, it's the attack of the sperm whale.
Do you remember when the hubcap came out
of the water at the end?
Gosh, it's been 20 years since I've seen it.
It was the cheesiest.
You remember in the very beginning.
The hubcap.
Are you saying that was a hubcap?
I'm saying that.
I'm saying I wish you could cue up.
If you could, Mr. Producer.
It's the movie The Abyss.
Cue up The Abyss, the ending, when the alien.
The alien.
Was taken off.
The mother ship was going to be.
Mother.
Yeah, the mother ship exits the water.
It's the worst.
It's awful.
You remember how we talked about early.
Time out.
Listen.
Remember how we talked about early science fiction movies
and there's like a string hanging.
There's a string hanging from the model.
And it looks really bad.
Spaceship coming out of the ocean.
Awful.
Right there.
It was so bad.
Is that it right there?
Well, it's got to be a video.
Well, I told them to go to images.
That's my fault.
It can't be an image.
It's got to be the scene from the movie where the mother
ship comes out of the water.
Well, click on video.
It was so bad.
There were some cool parts of that movie.
Next to images is video.
You know what?
It's not working.
I think it's The Winx Club, The Mystery of the Abyss.
The Winx.
Never mind.
Scroll down a little bit.
It's all good.
The point I was making is that it was like you
experienced the abyss where the Architeuthis was
behind your house.
And that's where the aliens were before the hubcap came out
of the water.
Excuse me.
See, now you know what an Architeuthis is.
I do.
And I love it.
Yeah.
Is it a giant version?
It's a giant squid.
It's a giant squid, yeah.
So those are Architeuthis.
Are they very elusive?
Extremely elusive.
They've rarely been seen in public.
Every now and then one will get caught in a net
or it'll die and kind of.
And they'll be photographed.
They will.
Every now and then you'll catch them.
I don't think that they're comfortable
in the atmospheric pressure of being up so high.
Correct.
They are in exceptionally deep water.
Very.
And we rarely go, dude, there's a whole world
underneath the ocean.
We know more about the moon than the bottom of the ocean.
That's true.
100%.
There is so amazing shit going on
at the crazy depths of the ocean that we have no freaking clue
what's going on.
Just like Pacific Rim, right?
The what do they call those damn things?
Godzilla.
Is that a perp?
The high cube, not the high cube.
Is that a porn?
No, it's a movie that they go down
and they break open the deepest part of the earth
and these stupid creatures come out
and they fight with robots.
I've never seen Pacific Rim.
It's a good action flick.
It's stupid.
It's not really.
Are you saying that's where the theory of where
Godzilla came from?
They broke up a chunk of the earth and Godzilla poured out?
I get so nauseated from the Godzilla movies.
One after another, King Kong against Godzilla,
Orca Toothless against Godzilla, everybody against Godzilla.
Mothra.
That was like the Terminator partner movies.
Mothra.
I was big into the Godzilla movies when I was growing up.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
What a queer.
Yeah, that's Pacific Rim.
What was that, Iron Giant and Godzilla?
They're big robots.
And I can't remember.
I remember that scene.
I can't remember what they called the monsters,
but they'd come out from a crack in the earth
and they'd come up and destroy the Kaiju.
That's what it was.
So they'd come up and destroy a city
and the robots would come and try to kill them.
So it was entertaining.
So dumb.
Yeah, it was stupid, but it's entertaining.
Now, there was some big actress that was at Rihanna.
In that movie?
Yeah, I thought so.
I have no idea.
I don't remember.
I think that was the debut acting career of Rihanna
was in like Pacific Rim.
No, I think she was in like out of Africa or something
like that.
You talking about Rinko Kikuchi?
Yeah, I'm talking about Rinko Kikuchi.
That Charlie Day was in that movie.
I didn't know that.
I thought Rihanna was in the movie.
Well, no.
I don't know, maybe a bit part.
No, it doesn't look like it.
Rinko Chachuki.
Why don't you look up going to IMDb and look up Rihanna movies?
Amano Ashiti was in there.
Jane Watson.
These are not big name people here.
Frank Nakashima.
Stop it.
Just stop it.
Roger Wong was in it.
Are you kidding?
Roger Wong.
He had such an amazing role in that movie.
What was he saying about?
We Too Low.
Oh, stop it.
Not going there.
What?
What just happened?
Hubert Tran.
Do we have to do something?
Rihanna.
Really?
That's how you spell Rihanna?
I have no idea.
You're really struggling.
You should know this a lot better than we should.
It's R-H-I-A-N-N-A.
How do I know that?
Well, because you look up Rihanna nude.
No, I subscribe to her fans only.
Is she nude on some things?
No.
He looks up Rihanna's side boob.
Who cares?
I do not side boob.
Is there a side boob of Rihanna?
Dude, I'm not a 14-year-old perv.
What's wrong with you?
Pull up Rihanna's side boob.
No.
Shut up.
Is that a thing?
I'm sure it is.
The side boob is a thing, yes.
Battleship.
You sunk my battleship.
Very similar to Pacific Rim.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Why?
Because it's in the archen?
No, it started out being like one country
against another country, and then some sort of alien,
stupid creature shows up from the Earth's crust or something.
Yeah, it's an alien movie.
That's what I was thinking of.
I was thinking of Battleship, not Pacific Rim.
So dumb.
All those movies are so dumb.
King Kong versus this.
But you still watch them.
I don't.
I do.
See, that's what's queer about the whole thing.
My two boys love that crap, so we'd watch it.
Are you allowed to say queer?
What do you mean?
Is that politically incorrect to say queer?
I didn't say a hard R.
It was.
It's queef.
Queef.
You have to say queef.
Queef.
Are you allowed to say queer?
Why not?
Yes.
So you can't say gay.
Can you say gay?
You're happy, right?
I'm happy.
What the fuck can you say anymore?
Guys that like cock?
You can say that, right?
Well, I don't know why anybody would say that.
Why would you say that?
You just said that.
This is so crazy.
I think we need a list of things we are allowed to say
and not allowed to say.
And you know what?
Well, who determines that list?
Let's turn it over to our listeners.
Yes.
Who determines the list?
Let's turn it over to our listeners.
If you could, let's go ahead and email our email that
doesn't work because we don't know the password.
And send us in what you say we can and can't say.
What you do and don't want to hear.
What is our email?
But you know what?
If I see that list, I'll just say it more.
No, no, we're going to ask them.
We're going to take a vote.
What words do you want to hear?
What words do you not want to hear?
.us,.2020.
And then we'll honor that.
I say we should.
We should honor that.
Why?
Is that a yes?
Because we love our listeners, and we
don't want to offend anyone.
Anyone.
We sure we do.
I want to offend all of them.
Well, you do.
It offends me.
You don't have to worry about wanting to.
It happens automatically for you.
It offends me that I can't say certain things.
I'm thinking of like a stripper named Pacific.
Exactly.
And you're thinking anal rim.
Yeah, I was.
Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Started when I was five.
Yeah.
Seriously.
You're stuck in like some sort of 10-year-old perv mode.
It started with his first pub.
Wow.
My pubes come in patches.
You've been waiting all night to say the word pub.
And you don't just say pub.
You go, pub.
Yeah, you got this long U on there, pub.
You know, it's not spelled P-U-B-A.
And pubes don't come in by themselves.
You don't say pub.
They come in patches.
Pubes.
They're not singular?
No, they're not singular.
It's like crabgrass?
You thought you had a pub between pubes.
When mine came in, it came in in clumps of 30.
Counted.
30.
Mom, mom, I got 30 more.
It's like a weed.
It's like a crabgrass.
It's psh.
Another clump came in.
Son, those are your butt hairs.
Come on, that's just gross.
Why would you say that?
I envision Preston's butt for some reason.
Wow.
OK.
This is definitely a difference between pre and post.
Welcome to the second half of the podcast.
So getting back to the movies.
Yes.
We have movies?
Well, I said one.
Well, what movies are coming out?
I said Coming to America 2.
That's as far as we got.
I said Top Gun.
And then you asked about Tom Cruise.
And then we went off somewhere.
So what's going on with the rest of the movies?
What do we got?
King Kong versus Godzilla.
Shut the fuck up.
Producer, pull up 2021 movies to come.
You're asking about new movies.
I saw it on the frickin' football game the other day.
You did.
I saw it too.
I saw it too, and I mocked it.
And I went off.
My poor wife, she was looking at me like,
why do you care so much?
There's some really good ones coming out.
Dune coming out?
Dune.
No Time to Die.
Dune?
Really?
Did you guys ever read the book?
I bet you didn't.
Oh, yeah.
We had to read it for school.
Shut up.
You don't read Dune for school.
I think we did.
No.
Shame on you.
Oh, I'll fight you right here.
Oh, I don't believe it's called a.
You're full of shit.
They do not read Dune for school.
Is it a literature classic?
No.
It's a science fiction classic.
Yeah, it's not a literature classic.
It's not like Rowe and Juliet or Beowulf.
It's like Beowulf.
Beowulf Dune.
I'm Paul Atreides.
Beowulf the Dune Edition.
Paul Atreides.
Well, Beowulf was pretty crazy.
That's the main actor in it.
In what?
Dune.
I love that book, though.
But you don't remember the name.
Paul Atreides.
I actually was very disappointed in how it ended in the book.
They all died.
How did you know that?
Hold on.
Back up.
No, they didn't all die.
But they were so abruptly ended in the book.
Judas and the Black Conspire.
Usually in books, they don't abruptly end anything.
Like in the movies, they do, right?
Because they can't wrap it up.
So people left a couple.
Like Game of Thrones, it was so abruptly ended, right?
But Dune in the book was abruptly ended.
Space Jam?
Seriously?
No one's listening to me.
That's like Toe Jam.
No, I heard it.
Yeah.
But still, I feel like.
So go back to the very beginning.
Because we're in some pretty obscure B-level movies
right there.
So I'm excited about the James Bond.
Because it's the last James Bond with the current dude.
Who they got Halloween kids?
With the dude?
With what the hell is his name?
Craig?
Craig.
Daniel Craig.
It's his last one.
Is it Daniel Craig?
Yes.
And then they're going to a girl?
Did I hear that right?
They're doing a female Bond?
Which one?
How?
What movie?
What?
How?
How could they do that?
James Bond is not a girl.
Not a Bond, but a female 007.
Then it's not James Bond.
It could be his daughter.
Is it Jane Bond?
Ooh.
Don't get all feisty with me.
I'm not the one that made this decision.
But they are talking about a female Bond.
James Bond is a male character.
I understand.
And you can't go back and say, OK, now we have a girl play
a male part.
I see that trailer.
It's bullshit.
OK.
I'm not the one that makes this decision.
Come on, Sean.
You're hooked on Tom and Jerry and not this discussion of.
We're not talking about comic books.
Are we talking about Jane Bond?
James Bond is Paul's here, and then it's
going to be a girl from now on.
They're talking about making it a female 007.
Why?
No, no, no.
They're not talking about making all of them female.
They're just talking about the next one being a female.
But why?
Because that's what they want to fucking do.
The people have spoken.
Who has?
Well, the small little faction.
I filled out the survey, and I said I wanted it to be.
Twitter mob has spoken, says we'll boycott you,
unless it's a transvestite female
playing the next James Bond.
I filled out the little survey.
The British actress Lashana Lynch
made headlines in July when rumors broke out
that she was taking over James Bond's iconic designation
in what was hyped as a popcorn dropping moment
from the franchise's 25th movie.
Fast forward two months.
Lynch 31 was snapped on the set of No Time
to Die in Italy this week.
So Lashana Lynch.
I think I may boycott that.
Why?
Just on principle.
Well, that's silly.
Listen, when I filled out the survey, my vote,
this is different.
Why?
No, it's not.
This is different.
Yes, it is.
Look at that.
That's bullshit.
It is.
She's wearing a fucking tuxedo.
Why would they do that?
Put her in a dress.
No, it needs to be a dude.
That's bullshit.
James Bond is a dude.
It makes it even worse that they're putting her in a tux.
Don't make her a guy.
If they're going to do it, celebrate her as a woman.
I think changing.
To honor the character who it is,
James Bond 007 is a character written for years and years
and years and years.
So why not do 008?
Yeah, make it someone new.
Make a new thing.
But the whole thing about James Bond is he is a sexist.
No, he isn't.
He's a-
This is coming from you?
He's not a sexist.
He loves-
Everyone in those fucking movies, he's banging some bitch.
He loves women.
He's not a sexist.
He doesn't not give a shit about them
and throw them away and treat them like shit.
Every Sean Connery and Roger Moore, they love women.
They love women.
That's not sexism.
Sexism is like, you're a come here, bitch.
Throw them away.
You want to call them a man whore?
That's different.
Well, yeah, that is different.
They were sexist.
The way they treated the women were.
And it was always consensual.
Consensual?
Whoa.
It was consensual.
And they always loved them.
They treated them like great.
He was not a sexist.
Very alpha style.
Well, he was an alpha male.
He was an alpha male.
And I think it's bullshit.
Because he had a thick ass car.
I think it's the Aston Martin.
Very nice.
I think it's bullshit that they have a woman playing it.
I'm sorry.
I have a problem with that.
I wanted Britney Spears to play that.
No, they need to create a brand new character
and call it something else.
003.
Can't be 007.
It can be, call it Mission Impossible 10
or something stupid like that.
069.
Call it something else.
It's not a James Bond movie.
It's something else.
Your voice came back when you got passionate.
Oh, it's bullshit.
It needs to be called something else.
It's not 007.
If they do.
In all fairness, I agree with you, Jeff.
I think that they're taking this shit way too serious.
Here's the irony to me.
If you want to celebrate a female character in a top spy
scenario, why piggyback on the legacy of a 007 male
dominated thing?
Give her her own identity, like you're saying.
They have so many.
They have what, Lucy?
No, but that's not the point.
There's Ava.
If you want to do it in the flavor of 007,
because those movies are very, you know what I mean?
Probably because they know it won't be as big.
It won't be as big.
It won't.
In my opinion, you're doing it a disservice.
I think you're doing a disservice to her
and to the James Bond legacy.
I agree.
The spirit of the James Bond's movies
was that they had a male character that was like everything.
They're fucking coming out with Ghostbusters with fucking women.
Yeah, I know.
That flopped.
That flopped really bad.
And that should be an example of like, don't fucking tread
on me.
You know, they come up with the WNBA.
Well, I mean, that's a little different.
It is different, but it's still the same.
Not really.
Macrocosm of it.
I mean, think from a business perspective,
if you were to create a movie, don't you
want to make the most money?
Well, yeah.
Then don't fuck with what works.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
That's my point.
Do something new.
Like, honor their talent and their presence.
I don't have a problem with that.
If they came out with another movie.
I just watched that movie Ava.
She's a hired assassin or CIA or something like that.
Watched it.
She's a badass.
And I liked it.
I think it needs to be completely separate from 007.
That is a great point.
So what that almost implies to society,
that they can't hold their own in a unique, creative character.
But we know that's not true.
Look at Alias.
Jennifer Garner.
Fucking badass.
I mean, it can be successful.
I mean, look at Aliens.
That's basically.
Sigourney Weaver, 100%.
Being a badass.
100% Sigourney Weaver.
I mean, the thing is, women in these roles
can stand on their own.
So what would happen if they redid the Alien movies,
except now they have a dude playing that role?
No, I mean, they first thought there'd be outrage.
Exactly.
There would be outrage.
Why isn't there outrage this way?
Why is it different?
I don't know.
Because guys are kind of like white people.
Women account for 50% of the population.
Yeah.
Why is it?
Why does it?
Do you understand?
You kind of shrugged when I said that.
Well, I didn't understand it.
But you do now.
No, I don't.
Well, guys are kind of like white people,
are kind of like, oh, you know, they're pushovers.
We're going to get it.
Being a white person, you're always low on the totem pole.
No one gives a fuck about you.
They don't have a white people channel.
They have a black people's channel.
They don't have.
I'm just saying, we're low on the totem pole.
You have all the other channels.
Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about?
You got all the rest of them.
My point is, guys, male, are kind of like the white people.
It's kind of like, you know what?
To be a white male is the worst of the worst.
It is.
So to be a male isn't necessarily
as bad as being a white male, but it's still pretty bad.
And that's fucked up.
It is.
I don't agree with.
I mean, do we need to walk around with dickheads?
I mean, don't walk around with pussy hats.
Let's walk around with some dickheads.
You know what's so crazy is that the power of diversity,
right, the power of diversity is bringing
every different scenario you can think of, including
white male, white female, black, Asian, Hispanic,
bringing all that together and celebrating the differences.
But what they're trying to do is they're trying to suppress.
They're trying to suppress what has been historically the norm.
Correct.
In every walk of life, in business, in Hollywood.
But that diversity is not based on suppression.
Diversity is based on elevating everything
you bring to the table and celebrating it
and building on it.
It just kills me.
But I'm just, I hear you.
I just don't understand.
I don't understand the failure of people
understanding what diversity truly means.
It's not suppression of anything.
People are angry that they don't have what other people have.
And they're coming up with every excuse of why.
They don't want to take it upon themselves that.
It goes beyond that.
I'm responsible of my own success.
I mean, there's nothing holding them back.
And yes, there may be some truth racially
as people looking down on other races because of probabilities
and statistics.
And those are the facts.
And if they want to change that, then they
need to change the statistics and probabilities of should
happen associated with race.
That's the only way to change it.
If you don't want people to be afraid walking down the street
when they see you, change the statistic of you
doing something with them.
What I'm saying, don't fucking rape them.
Don't fucking rob them.
Change the perception of what's going on.
Change the statistic.
I understand where you're going with that.
So anyway, to wrap this up before we
go on to the next movie, I'm not pleased about James Bond
being a chick.
Anyway.
Oh, that's hot though.
That's the first I've heard that.
She didn't look hot.
Anyway.
Well, we didn't see her.
Wait till you have transgender James Bond.
James Bond, the butt luge.
Why does transgender have to be?
He's always got some sort of skeez
that he's got to pop on.
He's jumping down the slopes.
How do you know it's a he?
It's a martini, shake and nut.
Stirred.
Butt luged.
Anyway.
So they got a new Kingsman coming up.
I didn't like the first one.
I thought it was silly.
I think they're all pretty good.
I like them.
Oh, there's three of them.
There's two of them.
OK, I wasn't impressed.
I didn't see the second one.
First one, I thought it was over the top.
The second one, you had more over the top.
Yeah, it's so dumb.
Like, I don't think.
I think they're entertaining.
They're entertaining.
I didn't find it entertaining.
It follows the Pacific Rim, where you go in there,
not looking for anything deeper.
And then an alien pops out of the ocean.
Correct.
A kaiju.
OK, why didn't you tell me that?
The first one was better than the second one, for sure.
I'm hoping they do better.
What happened?
Oh, there you go.
Do we have audio on this?
Probably not, because you guys don't know how to play.
Oh, speaking of Ghostbusters, there's
a new Ghostbusters going out.
Oh, look at that.
Play that, dude.
Play that thing.
So it's their grandkids.
Excuse me?
Who's grandkids?
The original Ghostbusters grandkids.
Come on.
I hope you're kidding.
No, I am not.
It's on mute.
And yeah, it's their grandkids.
Living in, like, Utah or something.
Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're completely broke.
They're Ghostbusters.
And the only thing that's left in our name
are those creepy old farmhouse our grandfather left us
in the middle of the war.
So we're watching the trailer of Ghostbusters Afterlife here.
Why'd you bring me up here?
Entertainment value.
That looks like the dude from Stranger Things.
Yeah, I mean, they turned it into a real horror?
Yes.
So there's a whale.
It's Sony Productions.
Somehow.
A whale that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate.
Oh, it actually looks interesting to me.
No fracking, no loud music even.
It's shaking on a day like this.
Is it like a horror?
No, it's like a regular Ghostbusters.
You got any tape on now?
No, it looks a little more intense than that.
Well, it may be.
Remember that one summer we died under a table?
That's interesting.
I found this in my bedroom.
So it's a little different.
They've got some sort of a...
Killer replica.
That's some of the same tools.
A replica of what?
A ghost trance fight.
Yeah, that's it, man.
Wow, I nailed that.
Yeah, there's kind of...
There was a ghost thing in 30 years.
No, look, this...
New York, please.
They're going in a different direction at this point.
It's like a walking dead.
It's kind of cool.
Dude, isn't it interesting?
It's just my mom.
To trap the ghosts, but the storyline seems a little less...
Funny.
It doesn't seem like a comic.
Your daughter's competing.
It's a little bit more dramatic.
A little more serious.
Wait a minute.
Well, you got Paul Rudd.
If you may be adding some of that.
Yeah, he's a funny...
I like him.
You ever see...
Of course you guys have seen This Is 40.
All right, you can shut that down now.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
This is 40.
Call it.
You think?
No, This Is 40.
Yeah, he was in that.
Paul Rudd and, God, what was the other girl's name?
She is fantastic.
If you haven't seen that movie, you're missing out.
This Is 40 is a great movie.
So what was...
I'm trying to think of that movie with Will Ferrell.
Anchorman.
Elf.
I think it was Anchorman.
Step Brothers.
Paul, what's his name?
Old school.
The guy that was just on here.
What's the racing one?
Telladay.
Telladay and I.
The dinner scene, the dinner table scene.
I like to think of my Jesus as an eight pound baby.
It's great.
It's one of the greatest scenes of a movie I've ever seen.
I like when they harmonize on the movie with Will Ferrell.
What harmonize?
What movie?
What are you talking about?
Is that Elf?
We're talking about Will Ferrell.
What are you talking about?
What's the other actor's name?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, Will Ferrell?
Because they have...
Step Brothers?
The Step Brother guy?
No, they've got the dude from Office.
No, he's an anchorman.
That's Anchorman.
It's Anchorman.
So I would pull up Anchorman with a harmonizing song.
Tonight, Tonight by Genesis.
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight.
Pull up Will Ferrell.
You're supposed to do it with me.
Thanks a lot, dickhead.
Harmonizing song.
You made me sound awful when I did it by myself.
My voice was not working.
Is that what it is?
Yes, it is.
Wow.
That's the wrong sign.
I know.
That's in the air tonight.
Harmonizing song.
Hit play.
No, just go down.
Afternoon Delight.
Right there.
Hit play.
What do you mean, Afternoon Delight?
Whatever, dude.
Have you heard it?
Yes.
Tell us.
More than anything in the world, Ron.
Well, it's really quite simple.
This was a good movie.
I'm not sure I like it.
The second one, is it the second one?
That stupid fight scene.
I'm going to find my baby, going to hold her tight, going to grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been, when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And we know the night is always going to be here anyway.
Thinking of you's working up my appetite.
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbing sticks and stones together, making sparks at night.
And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting.
Skylight Rockets in flight.
Afternoon Delight.
How'd they even film this?
Look at Steve Carell.
Afternoon Delight.
You know, Ron, that sounds kind of crazy.
Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Yeah, you have mental problems, man.
Yeah, it really does.
Afternoon Delight.
I'm going to make a phone call.
One of my favorite little sits.
You know what, that makes me realize I'd never finished that movie, and I think you know why.
I don't know if you remember this.
Were you drunk?
I was supposed to go to your Halloween party.
Oh, so it's my fault.
Yeah, I was supposed to go, no.
Wasn't it supposed to be your birthday?
I was supposed to go to his Halloween party, and I started watching this movie after drinking way too much.
And then halfway through the movie, I realized I was running late.
I need to go to your Halloween party.
What's the game of thrones?
I went up to the attic, ringing a bell here.
Did you get stuck in the attic and watch movies?
No, no.
Did you fall out?
I grabbed my costume out of the box, fell down the stairs.
The ladder thing fell, caught myself, boom, hit my armpit.
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
Massive bruise.
Holy shit, and then I ended up going to your party, and then...
What theme was the party?
I don't know.
What was your costume?
It was a game of thrones.
Oh, it was game of thrones night.
So you came as a, oh my God, the dude that got stabbed.
Little finger.
No, that was later.
This was way before.
Remember, you've been doing this Halloween party for 15 years.
We only had one game of thrones theme, though.
No, but I was like a Robin Hood.
I wore some Robin Hood thing.
Anyway...
The game of thrones was the very first one I attended.
I showed you the bruise.
It was awful.
It was like, ugh.
That's why every time I think about Anchorman, I realize I never finished the movie because I got so drunk that I didn't finish it.
Is that why you have your...
I've never seen that scene.
You just showed me where I was laughing my ass off.
I've never seen that scene.
Oh my God, it's hilarious.
That tells me I have not finished the movie.
Yeah, I really liked it.
The second one is not as good, I don't think, because they have a stupid fight in it.
Oh yeah, in the streets.
It's like a West Side Story fight.
No, not even, but it was stupid.
It was stupid.
Anchorman versus Anchorman.
Yeah, I think I saw part of that.
And he falls in love with a shark or something like that, something stupid.
Like the shark?
I think he jumped the shark.
From?
Eee, eee, eee.
Jabberjaw.
So I realize now that after you told your New Jersey story with the tributaries and the brackish water and the snapping turtle...
Maybe it was Jabberjaw.
Maybe.
I see where that was coming from now.
It wasn't a catfish, it was Jabberjaw.
Oh, it was a catfish.
It was a big son of a bitch.
Did you have a noodle?
You know what I'm talking about, noodling?
It wasn't that big.
No, you don't want to talk about noodling?
You guys never seen video of that?
I have no desire to do that though.
No.
And there's like blood running down their arms and stuff?
Well, the thing is...
I mean, you know, it's not about being a pansy or anything, but like, I mean...
Well, you can stick your arm out there and next thing you know there's a two-foot snapping turtle snapping onto your frickin' hand.
That's another thing.
No, it's the catfish.
Well, the catfish does too, but they have snapping turtles here in Texas and Oklahoma as well.
And they take off your thumb.
Big toe.
And your penis.
Whoa.
Why were you putting your penis in a hole?
Time out.
What do they take off?
You guys threw out a lot of shit right there.
Well, I would never stick my penis in a hole.
What?
In a catfish?
What?
Well...
Didn't you do it four times?
At least.
No.
Mr. Producer could attest to one of them.
We had a surrogate.
Or they saved some juice.
I would never stick my penis in a hole.
I shot it across the room.
Oh, really?
Wow.
Can you guess this, baby?
How challenging is that?
Oh, I think you got me pregnant.
What's happening?
I got a little vice.
I was holding it open.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
God.
That went so bad so fast.
All right, we got to move on to the next topic.
Poor producer.
All right, we're not doing movies anymore.
We already...
I don't know.
There's a lot of movies on there.
No, there wasn't.
There were.
There were a lot of movies.
There really weren't.
But they do have a lot of movies that are coming out, so I'm kind of wondering if we
should do a little bit of a review of that.
I don't know.
I don't know, but they do have a lot of movies that are coming out, so I'm kind of wondering
how they're producing all these movies with COVID.
You know, they probably got...
Everyone's in a mask.
Well, they're probably going to put everybody up.
So Wonder Woman 84, Jeff, you were saying...
I heard it was a massive failure.
Oh, it was terrible.
I recommend you guys watch it because I want to get your opinion.
So you watched it.
I've seen it.
And it's terrible.
It's a worldwide failure.
It's terrible.
Why?
Because they talked about it being woke as well, and I don't get so wrapped up in that.
Like sometimes I hear, oh, it's a woke movie, and then I watch it and I'm like, okay, it
wasn't that woke.
I don't know if I saw that.
I know it's the woman power, yo, yay, hear me woman, hear me roar, but whatever.
I'm over the woke criticism of movies.
You're just saying it was a bad movie.
It was a bad movie.
So why?
Tell me why.
The action scene, the very first...
I knew 10 minutes into it, I told my wife, I was like, this is terrible.
Really?
There's a scene...
How can they spend that much money on this movie and have it be so hyped and be awful?
It was bad.
How does that happen?
The opening scene is an action sequence in a...
It takes place in the 80s for one thing.
So you're in a mall.
1984.
And it was 1983 actually.
Damn it.
They said 1984.
I don't know.
I saw the bitch.
That was the post part.
I don't know.
Shit, you're wrong.
I made the assumption that it was 84.
But it takes place...
Correct, it is 84.
But it's in a mall, but the action sequence is so bad and so poorly done.
I'm just like, this is not good.
That's disappointing.
And actually the very first scene was good where they go back to the island and...
Punch the naked woman?
No, but it's back in the island and that scene is good.
But once they get off of that, the movie's terrible.
Paul has to urinate.
Is that what's happening?
I was trying to be discreet.
Oh, oh.
He was doing a fish line.
That's what he was stroking himself.
No, I was making hand motions of a penis with urine coming out of it.
But why were you telling me?
Well because Sean wouldn't understand that kind of stuff.
I mean...
Who?
Oh wow, somebody's been drinking.
Yeah.
I think Noah's mouth.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and go pee now.
Yeah, Paul, you go...
Hey, I need you to get a stall for me.
Oh, okay.
Anyway, back to that movie.
My opinion is I would like for you guys to see that and watch it because...
Hold up.
What is that Dune 2021?
It's the Dune story.
It's the exact same story.
They just updated it.
Yes, they just remade it.
So wasn't the original Dune with like the singer from Police in there?
Sting?
Yes, he was in it.
There was a bit part.
Actually, I started watching that again because I remember seeing that in the theater and
liking it.
You know, I was too young.
I was 14 when it came out.
I was maybe 14 maybe.
And I remember watching it, but I still liked it.
But I didn't understand it as well as I probably would have today.
So I'm re-watching it.
I'm curious how Tom and Jerry's going to come out.
You know, I saw the preview.
It sucks.
It's a mix between live action and cartoons.
Like Space Jam or Roger Rabbit.
Oh, it's horrible.
So you know, I mean, the original Tom and Jerry was fantastic because of all the violence.
No, this is the new Tom and Jerry.
I saw the preview for it and I didn't even want it.
Space Jam coming out too.
Yeah, that's Space Jam.
A new legacy.
July 16 HBO Max.
Hollywood has a hard time coming up with new ideas.
So it has Lebron James in it.
Lebron.
It's Lebron.
Lebron.
And I'll pass.
I never saw the first one with Michael Jordan.
So I'll pass on that.
I'm not doing anything Lebron James.
He's the biggest fucking racist on the fucking planet.
Yeah.
Shit cocksucker.
Wow.
Although I am I am interested in the Matrix four.
Yeah, I really was that boss level.
What is that over there?
That looks rather.
Are you talking about boss level is an upcoming American science fiction action film directed
by Joe Carnahan and written by Carnahan and Chris whatever from stories from by the owners
Boris Frank Gorilla as a retired special forces soldier who tries to escape a never ending
time loop that results in his death.
So he dies gets one sounds like it's a remake of the Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise.
Right.
It kind of looks that way.
Well, let that Tom Gorilla is in a bunch of those those B action movies.
They get the Morbius.
What is Morbius?
That's it.
See, we're not.
We're not talking about the Avengers movie where he's a vampire, but he's part of the
Avengers movie with a vampire.
Yes, he's he's a character character in the Avengers.
He's Avengers of DC.
I can't remember.
But he's got a very small, but he's he had a very small knife in his hand.
They speak in a very small things in their hand.
Paul came back from the bathroom.
Yes.
Yes, I'm back.
Yes.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Marvel Comics.
He he's very, very sick, apparently.
I'm getting this off of the sick like is an ill as he's going to die.
So he somehow injects himself.
He finds a life saving serum with that juice or something and he injects himself and he
turns into that.
Does that come from the sphincter gland?
It's the bat beaver.
Yeah.
He but chugged a bunch of the beaver.
You know what those pictures of that movie make me think of World War Z and the zombies.
Did you ever see that movie?
Oh, yeah.
It's a book.
So I watched that for the first time like this this past weekend.
And you actually know why we were why we were like battling covid covid.
Yeah, no, seriously.
While I was battling covid, Shelley was sleeping and I was in bed, but I was tired of sleeping.
And so on my phone, I put on World War Z and I watched it and it's disturbing, but it's
good.
It was it wasn't bad.
You're supposed to be making a special effects with the mummies or not.
Mummy's zombies.
But they look like ants.
I'm climbing, climbing.
I'm trying to say they made it look so incredible.
You know what?
Speaking of making shit look incredible, have you guys ever air fried?
Does it look incredible or air fried?
What?
Anything for the first time in my life.
Pork rinds.
Mark came home with some some some chicken wings.
Side eye me.
She came out with chicken wings like the drum and the whole wing.
And she said, can we cook these?
So I said, OK, well, you got to cut off, you know, it's like three sections.
You cut off one and then you split the drum in the the what the fuck is that called?
A wing.
The wing, the flapper, flapper, the flapper.
Then you have the tip of the flapper.
You got to get rid of the tip of the flapper.
Just like with the what is that called?
A cleaver.
Yeah, cleaver.
OK.
I feel like we're playing charades.
You know, the yeah, like two words.
It's a movie.
But I slapped a little bit of avocado oil on there and put some.
So it was olive oil.
Monterey.
I have avocado oil.
Avocado oil.
Yeah, well, it has a higher smoke temperature than olive oil.
It does it now.
I learned that with my sous vide.
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You're just having a bunch of fantastic, fantastic information on very little oil.
And I used a Montreal seasoning.
We picked up a Costco and I just started obviously Montreal chicken or Montreal steak.
It's notural steak.
Just so painful.
But I used the Montreal steak on the on the chicken.
OK.
But we were air fried.
I mean, what happened?
They were fucking delicious.
Well, I'm just saying I
zombie yeah thinking of zombies and I made some air fryer looking of
You know, so what kind of air fryer do you have? I think it's a ninja. I think
What is it?
So I I've I bought one that's like a conventional oven. It's also an air fryer and I'm thinking
I'm thinking it's not really an air fryer
It's not as a convection oven. I have a convention. It does everything not a conventional
Convection. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. No. Oh, am I here? Why did mr. Producer? Oh, oh, let's make fun of the death boy
Oh, he's pulling out
His a podcast with a deaf kid. Let's do a podcast with a retarded deaf kid and then make fun of them. Fuck you
So I bought a convection oven
There you go. Thank you. Yeah, and apparently has all sorts of shit, right?
It lets you toast and broil and bake and blah blah blah. It also lets you air fry
I don't I'm not sure I'm buying it. I don't think I don't think it truly is an air fryer. No, it's not
The one I think I screwed myself by not getting that the fancy looking
I'll tell you what I'm ninja with the cap like a pressure cooker bomb thing
Well, we may not have a ninja, but it looks very similar to that. I don't know exactly the name brand of it
I thought it was an engine. I think I got the right one
But it's basically the same thing. There's no oil used and I'm telling you ma'am. I have a gen air
I I've never used it before I have never ever used it before and the kids have used how person use it all the time
And that's what Dawson was saying that he he air fries stuff
Pussy Dawson does yeah. Well, well it works really good
I mean, it's like a convection oven. Is that what you just said?
It's very very similar, but I think it does it I think it I think there's a difference
There's a difference. I think there's a difference between a pure
True air fryer and a convection oven that has an air fryer setting because the convection of it
All that is is a regular oven with a fan. Yeah
That that circulates the heat. I think I got screwed on this deal. I don't really have an air fryer, you know
I'll tell you another thing that I did this
That I haven't done before and that's used a pressure cooker electric one
It cooks it faster. Oh my god. You did what what you do with it? We used insta pot, right?
Huh the insta pot into pot. I don't know. Yes the black thing that was on the counter. Yeah, that's an insta pot
Now we use that pressure cooker and we cook the cook some rice and that motherfucker
Cook that rice in like a couple of minutes man, like ten minutes done boom
Yeah, you can cook an entire chicken in that shock a lock. You can put a whole chicken in there
I I'm gonna need to learn but to cook with that thing because that thing like
Well, it's amazing how fast I could cook
You know, I was talking to my former former boss and she was saying she and her husband made steaks in their air fryer
Most amazing steaks I've ever had. I'm like, okay air fryer
I almost want to I roll right because
Like there's a million ways to make steak, but she said that's that that's all they do
They do the air fryer for steaks. Yeah, you could do it. I'm like, oh sounds like it would work
Well, I've never thought about it. Does it crispify it? Well, you know what? I shouldn't I shouldn't I shouldn't judge
I should judge it until I try it. But I mean I was like I'm skeptical
How hot do those air fryers get though? 100 degrees 1 million
There's a big Delta there
Well, you have to turn the knob all the way to the left Jeff
What's happening? Are we getting shut down?
Uh
Well, I mean we've just been notified we got one minute left. Are we stopping one minute on the second pot?
There's no way
There's no way well we started at nine so this second one's gonna be an hour
Well, how long was the first one hour and a half, okay, we're not done
I don't understand what's happening right now. Yeah anyway
All right, well time stamp that I was yes
That's how we time stamp shit
We turned in the break
I
Should be pretty obvious
I would love to play that back and just hear that
Oh, all right good stuff. I knew uh post show intro would be that song that little song but
Welcome back to the
Second half. No, we're already in the second. I know jack wagon. I know I know one thing one thing
I want to touch on quickly
I don't want to I don't want to get to kill this but I got quite the chuckle today paul sent a story
to shana and I about our
Former president yes, who is I believe trolling biting bite into the
Master level with creating because every every ex-president has an office
Yeah, and it's funded by the government they get so they get money for it. Yes, and typically there's no name for it
It's just an office where they go in and they go
Whatever ex-presidents do charity, I have no idea. Yeah, it's just a way to it's a way to
formalize
Whatever they do after they leave the office, right? So what he did just like biden
created the
office of president-elect
Which does not exist
Yeah, so while while the election was being contested, right and there was a lot of drama
Yeah, biden moves forward with this office of the president-elect which everybody
I mean honestly, I think both sides. Well, no, maybe not both sides. No, they would never it never is both sides
No, well facebook initially
Labeled him president-elect and then they they changed it
They changed it to something else. Yeah, I don't know
But anyway, you know biden did the the office of the president-elect which doesn't exist, right?
So trump decided to create what was the correct term?
the office of the
office of the former president
It's great and
I had to chuckle. Okay. So this is it trump establishes the office of the former president
The office will be will be responsible for managing president trump's correspondence
public statements appearances and
official
official activities, you know, he's just you know what he's just giving everyone he's making it clear
He's making it clear to his arch enemies
That he is going nowhere
He's going nowhere. That's why I think and facebook can block him and and and twitter can block him
And everybody can block him but you can see he still makes news. He's gonna make the news. Yeah, he's gonna make the news
He's going nowhere and he's talking about forming his own party and I he shot that down
Trump shut it down. He's not gonna do it
What was his own party be the patriot party?
Because whenever there's a third party you always split the vote
I know he would let the republican vote he would so he's come out and he would screw the 2022
Midterm election, so he's come out and says he's not gonna do that. There is no third party
I i'm glad that he's not gonna do that. But what I would like him to do is uh is um
Galvanize galvanize the republican party. I think to be more like ted cruise where they're
Asking for term limits and shit. I think he needs to go out of sight for about a month two months
and then come back and
Well, basically when the the campaign starts up again, basically and later this year
It just never ends man. It's always about vying for power always
It's a never-ending quest to get power and retain power and it doesn't matter if you're republican or democrat
Anyway, I don't want to spend my yeah. Anyway, I thought that was I chuckled quite quite loud when I when I read that
It's just because you know
He had the shitty grin on his face when he's like, let's do it for sure
And you know biden I want to buy that cap the office of the former president
And you know biden and his camp and just that whole side just went
What what is the number that he is? He's 45. He's 45
So he's buying his 46
So it needs to be a seal that says office of the former president and in the middle say 45
That needs to be the ball cap and I'll tell you what he would sell
It would sell give it time. I took I took down my trump flag finally. Oh did you I did? Yeah
Well, I mean now's the time to do it
I mean if you were to not just take down the flag
But if you wanted to make those those hats now would be the time it would come up with an idea like that
It just takes a spark and then boom take the seal. This is office of the former president 45
I mean, I'm telling you it would
Don't make it red though like come up with a
Creative like make it a white hat with a I make it make it blue
I would make it a white cap with a blue seal with a red 45
That's what I would do. Yep
That would be brilliant. I guarantee the first person to the market with that is going to make money. Yeah, it could be us
Let's do it time stamp this
Yes
Although who's going to listen to it and actually go? Oh my gosh
Let's do it at this point. Everyone. I know we have about 13 listeners right now
Six six. Sorry, three of us are right here. I have I have only you know, I sent the podcast to you
We're friends. We want to try to get it out there. I have one friend that listened to it end to end
I mean not well like not in one sitting but he listened to half of it and then finished the other half of it
One just one. I got no comments from anybody else
What was the comments? Uh too long?
No, i'm kidding. Uh, what was his comments? Uh, he was just giving me out. Oh he wanted to be there tonight
Oh god, he wants to be a guest speaker bad. Who would this be bieber's brian?
Ryan wants to be a guest speaker bad. He thought it was fun
And laughed and wanted to be a part of it. So we should invite him to a podcast. All right, i'm game
Um, but I'm not gonna be a guest speaker
All right. I'm game
Um, but moving on from the politics. I don't want to cover it anymore. Yeah, me neither
Oh, look at you fucking bottoming out both you guys
What's wrong with you? Well, I spilled mine. Yeah down your throat down your throat. No, like it got I was
Get knocked over. Here we go. What it got knocked over. No, it did not
Okay, i'm looking at my topic list. Yeah, your topic list is not wet
it's it's um
your boyfriend's never
Kind of getting back to the the entertainment theme that uh, we you know, we talked about the movies
We kind of we discussed and we didn't cover all the movies
Maybe we can continue that next time. But uh, I know one of sean's favorite apps is uh tiktok
And I get on there and I look sometimes and they're they're
There's some very
There's really stupid things but there's some really entertaining shit is stupid
But yeah, most of the stuff that you guys send to me is really stupid. That's why we said
Then it makes me think really is this how these are you guys spending your time?
I got your day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know how addictive I know how addictive tiktok can be
Okay, first off that
That would be fine. That's what I said to you. No, I know that
But did you did you listen? No, I did. I did. I told you it was a horrible lip syncing
And I and I that was actually that was actually that was actually horrible. That was abba. I know it's abba. I love abba
What's your point?
My point is that you I I wonder if you guys sit around all day watching fucking tiktok
No
Because it's like little tiny videos that go into the next one and they go into the next one and they go into the
Next one. I could see it being like an addictive like I can never stop it is so thank you for being honest
Are you being honest? I am but I I don't I don't I don't watch any of it
I watch the ones you guys send me and then as soon as it ends and goes to some weird person
I'm like, no, I'm done. Yeah, I'll watch it. I mean for hours. Well, be honest at least an hour
When i'm on there, I mean there's sometimes it could be five in the morning and i'll be like
I know and it just keeps going and going going because it's crazy shit after crazy shit after crazy shit when i'm sitting on the stoop
Pinging out last night's dinner
I can sit on there forever forever
That's my point. It's not because the entertainment is so stupid. No, it's all stupid. It's a waste of time
It's a it is such a waste of time sucking the life out of you. It is a waste of time
It's like trying to I don't use it. I don't look at it. I don't look at it that much
But when I do see something is when I send it
I'll look at it. Maybe once a day for about
two minutes
I don't know about that. I don't tick. No, I do. Well first off I I'm bothered by the whole
No, yeah, I think you are too. I'm bothered by the whole china connection
With the whole tick tock thing. I mean i china is our enemy
And we're not
I mean trump trump recognized it. Yeah, biden is in in their camp
And uh tick tock is is spying on people's shit, man. They really are
Yeah, but look if you put them in time out you put the tick tock app on your phone
But take away to talk there's no are inviting you. Yeah, absolutely, but you are inviting them to spy on you
100 in my opinion look they uninstalled the audio card on my fucking computer
Because they did not want it china's trying to shut down this podcast. Excuse me. Well tick tock is still on
Uh the app store
Of course, why wouldn't it be well, I thought it got pulled down. Oh it did by whom no they pulled it down
They put they put it back on
Now the biden's president because no they pulled it but they pulled it down and then somebody else bought it
Yeah, trump trump negotiated a deal where it was like not
Like uh walmart and somebody else was gonna buy some backdoor shit going on but but still
It never happened tick tock and trump can chana as doyin is a video sharing social networking service known
Owned by chinese company bite dance the social media platform is used to make a variety of short form videos
There's genres. They are storing all your shit and backdooring into all of your shit just like twitter
It's like twitter and oracle just like oracle is a huge company
And they're they're all of them major corporate
Companies in the united states the bulk of oracle sits right in fucking india
You know who has stayed below the fray on this whole twitter facebook
google amazon
Instagram
That's facebook. I know that but i i've been very surprised that I haven't heard any chatter
Instagram is based on pictures not based on top
Well, but I mean does does donald trump have an official?
Instagram account that they shut down. I don't know. Yeah, but you know what I mean?
I found that to be a little odd that they didn't say anything about instagram, but you can post
Absolutely pictures of forms. Oh, you can you can do whatever you want on instagram
Um it's a subsidiary of facebook. Well you could post a picture and then you can type whatever you want. Yeah
I was just surprised. I mean I figured it's probably uh censored as well. It is
But I just they stayed below the fray on this one
It is I have an instagram account and I follow a couple of guys who are complaining that they're being shadow banned
On instagram on instagram. Oh fuck never mind. I mean and they're conservative platforms. I would expect anything different
They're owned by facebook. So whatever it's a facebook company. Yeah
It's sad
but
speaking of oracle
I watched a program yesterday. Actually, it was a youtube commercial from CNBC CNBC put a video out on why people are leaving california
One company is leaving california. I watched it was about 20 minutes and I knew about most of them, you know tesla moved
They're moving. They actually I think they already have to austin
Toyota moved obviously and there's a slew of other companies that have left california
oracle
Just announced in the mid december. They are leaving california for austin texas. Holy shit
That's huge
Oracle they're gonna i'm telling you they're gonna turn texas. I tell you what well, okay
Maybe but that is going to sink san francisco
Yeah
the oracle
oracle one world conference
is
I mean it sustains san francisco. Yeah, well, it's not well
I don't know if they're gonna have that anymore
Is the conference still gonna be there probably no way it's probably gonna be down in austin. No, they already moved it
They moved it before they moved. Oh really? Yes. Where was it this year? Oh god, I want to think florida
But I I can't confirm that
Yeah, but I I had heard that they were basically pulling they were pulling. So what exactly does oracle do?
Uh oracle has huge erp packages. They have huge database
platforms, uh
I mean they're they got their hands and everything. It's storage with server power
Server and storage. Yeah
I mean they're like I used to sell the shit. I used to buy a shitload of it. Yeah, it's it's in everything
It's cloud. Yeah, they got oracle cloud. They got the applications. They got uh,
Back back office. What was that larry erp's that was my whole career. Yeah for a long time
That's what I supported was uh oracle erp's. Yeah
They do they do uh, sap not sap's but uh, yeah, you're right erp's that well, they have oracle
They have oracle has their own and then there's peoplesoft
Uh, they have jd edwards. So where are their server farms located?
Are they gonna relocate them? Uh, they're all in prostor, texas
Up on preston road there
Some of it's in gunter. They're behind the kroger on presto. They're right next to pilot pilot point pilot point relake
Seriously, no the corporate offices. I don't know the corporate offices. They're not going to move their server farms
Um, that would be that would be
An undertaking to do. Oh, yeah
Um, are they all in california? You think they're serving? No, no, I bet not
No, because think about it. Why would you put it on a fault? Well think about it
You know, they have brownouts in california. Why have all of your servers in a place that could lose power?
Well, they would have backup power
Yeah for so long but or
I want to build one in california. I'm gonna put one in oklahoma on a floor. They're all over the place
Just like tesla's building these gigafactories all over the place. All right. Yes, you don't you don't consolidate in one city
But yeah, they're they're moving they announced that mid december the whole concept of an electric car is just absolutely
bizarre
right
I mean it's because
They're it's it because to have a tesla there the concept is like well, we'll save power. We'll save a fossil fuel
it's not based on that the whole concept of the
Electric car is is retarded an electric car is something that you buy
that you
You don't give a fuck
You know like hey look I got fucking money and i'm just gonna get it because they're cool
Because they are cool
But it's not there are I like the teslas. So
So, okay, i'm gonna disagree a little bit, right?
But yes, you have to you have to hold on you have to pay peter to pay paul or
Steal from even more retarded. I mean if you want out of power hold on
You gotta hire someone that's gonna do gasoline to hold on
I had diesel fucking generator to pop so people who are passionate about electrical cars electric cars
Don't want to emit fossil fuel
Right don't want to hold on. They don't want to do fossil fossil fuel emissions
Uh, you know from the car, but do they but the reality is yes
They here's the reality when you look at a macro perspective
Okay, so you have to charge your car and you have to use electricity
How is that electricity produced that electricity is produced by a like coal a coal power plant?
Not likely probably a natural gas power plant in some situations. It is a nuclear sometimes. It's it's renewable
renewable, uh
Hydro, maybe well and that's and that's exactly how these people rationalize it
They're like, you know what? I'm gonna get a car that doesn't produce emissions and that's honorable guys. Let's be real. That is honorable
It's retarded. No, it is not it's retarded. What do you have an electric car? What are you gonna do with the battery?
What does that mean?
Well, you gotta get rid of the battery the batteries only have a lifespan
I mean, come on you gotta get rid of it and then you gotta buy another one. How much is the new battery? Well
What it cost is is not is not but how do you get rid of the discussion about the environment?
How do you get rid of the battery? Yeah, you put in a landfill. Yeah bullshit. Okay. How does that hurt the environment?
It does it leeches all that chemical oil
Right, so I'm being devil's advocate here. You guys understand that right? No, you're no no no no no no
No, this is Paul Paul's liberal. No, so when I'm
I have been waiting for so long to come out
A picture of Joe Biden
Tattooed on the inside of his butt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, or only he could see it when he spreads. Well, I have so many naked pictures of Joe Biden. I can't even
I don't even know I don't even know where to put them all
In your butt. Wow. I understand that people want to say they want to feel good that say yes
I am not polluting but in reality they are they're trying to do their part, but they don't look at the macro
Because they're fucking ignorant. No, I mean, come on
I disagree. I mean somebody who who wants to get an electric car because it doesn't pollute is an honorable thing
There's nothing wrong with that honorable body. I disagree. The only reason I'd get an electric car
I disagree is if it was cost-effective. I look at the bottom line
But you know what again if they've got the money and it's not if it doesn't make sense financially
And they're upside down because that the rebuy the battery makes sense, you know what the regular that's their fucking decision
But they're doing it because they they have an idealistic an idealistic motivation
I don't think all of them do. No, they don't they don't move
You know what I I'm not judging if they if they if they want to get an electric car because they want to feel like it
doesn't pollute the environment and
Look at me. I'm better than you. Well, you can get a car for whatever
You can get a car for whatever you reason you want. I don't care exactly but the problem I have
I mean the problem I have is when they feel better than you
How do you know which because I've got the little leaflet stuck on my
Truck, let's say you saw oh keep your finish finish the story
Yeah, I was at one of the local grocery stores where they have the electric
Chargers
You parked there you parked in the electric charger spot. I always do. Are you kidding? No
You can't park in the electric charger spot. Who said is it against the law?
Are you serious? 100% All right. And what did you get on your on your windshield? I got a little leaflet that basically shamed me
Saying you shouldn't park here. This is for cars that are environmentally friendly
And all that bullshit that goes along with it. Why did you park in the electric?
I always do an open spot. It was an open spot and I took it
Yeah, but you knew it was an electric charge spot. Of course, and you're being an asshole. Of course. Why?
Why not? Well, we don't we don't need to be that way. That's racist. Why let time out because it was a nice close spot
Why why not come why not put those farther out?
There's no reason for us to be antagonistic leave those spots open for the people that feel good about charging their cars
I have never seen one electric car in the five years
I've been going there with that. And you know what and that's that is sprouts problem. I have never seen one in there
Okay, and if it's empty i'm taking it
I disagree with that. Just you know what let's not a handicapped spot
These people are not handicapped and I don't give a shit charge your car at home
I get it. Why why should they get free electricity?
Are they going to give me free gas? Because that's what sprouts are
World market or wherever you were condoms rs wherever you were that's where they they let you they they let them do it
It's a free service for them. No until the until they make a law that says you can't do it. I'm gonna park there
You know, I can't park in the handicap because there's a law for you know what I should do
I should i'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it this weekend tagging this huge ass batteries. That's fine
And I got a big old truck too to charge my home. You know, we've got batteries at your house
Yeah, so no, I don't know what about the solar you don't have
No, I don't have a battery farm. I mean it doesn't charge
So if you were to hypothetically get a battery farm, okay, let's just look into it. Let's just say
The battery farm would fit in the back of a truck. Let's just say it's like three foot by five foot
Okay. Yeah, and it's easily to get in and out and exchangeable
Let's just say that you were to take your car and I would drive to
Kroger and charge my no not Kroger
That's not where you were. Yeah, it was where Kroger where?
Not my Kroger. They don't have charging koi is koi
Koi and um, really koi and one two one one has chart as a charging station. Yep. Yes
No shit. I've never seen that. All right, go ahead
I would charge
My batteries there. Sure
Let them sit there like six hours. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that
Nothing wrong with that. So therefore free electricity. Mm-hmm
I would so take advantage of me if you had it and if you were using that to prevent yourself from
Pulling power from the I would do that because I'm a piece of shit and I want to steal from somebody that doesn't make sense
I mean that's what i'm talking about. This is antagonistic
Listen, there are people that are that are trying to get their hands on the power
Bullshit that these big companies these why do they want to do that? We can't afford a goddamn tesla
Actually, they're not that expensive they are I wouldn't buy one. I wouldn't buy one for what you get if they're expensive. They're
35 000 and you get 200 miles on it. Well
Yeah, and then these are people that choose to buy these cars and and drive short distances
No, they're not worth it at this point
Okay, well that's that's your opinion. I'm gonna continue part. There is a shitload of people
I don't know why i'm fighting this with you guys
I I hate I hate teslas and I would never buy one. I don't know. Why are you arguing that because I because I respect people's decision
To buy a tesla. Well, that's fine. So do I I wish I had one I can't afford it
Therefore that 35 000 bucks I can guarantee you can afford no I can't I can't hop in my car
And go down and see my son four hours away. Okay?
Yep, it's not rational. It's not rational if I never wanted to go anywhere
Then it makes sense. Yeah, if I lived in a big city like new york or san francisco
You know what? That's a great question. What is the
I've I've wondered this how far can they go 200 miles on that can't be that can't be true
It is the extended miles are what?
If you buy the extended battery it may get you 500 or 400 or 500 miles and that's on the really expensive ones
Yeah
And i'm sorry if I want to go home back to ohio. I can't take that car
Well, you would take the scooter. No, I would take my truck that gets 15 miles of the gallo
So here's where I would come up with the you know how they had the electric the electromagnetic trains
Yeah, I would take my truck
Electric the electromagnetic trains
Yes bullet train the bullet trains. I I need we need a billion dollar bullet train to cincinnati
Now what we need is a multi-million dollar train stops in between
Express to cincinnati we need a we need a major system
Yes, that uses that technology to get vehicles from point a to point b vehicles
Well, they wanted to build that like a like a railroad ferry
Well, they wanted to build that from dallas to houston. No, i'm talking about golden triangle the the high-speed train
They wanted to build that actually. I think it's still
Please tell me it's not still in the works. Well, I don't know because it's private try to do something like that
Yeah, well they started a billion dollars a mile
Yeah, it was some fucking crazy and it failed and it and they pulled it fake
Yeah, they pulled it did they start constructing it did they already spend a bunch of money on it?
I don't know. I'm sure they did they did
I'm sure they did that's fucking california for you guys. I mean, it's a billion dollars. So they they went 100 miles 400 miles
Yeah, 400 billion dollars the the model s which is significantly more affordable but still out of reach of most consumers 400 miles
so
I can't get very far. Oh, but that's 400 miles. Hold on. That's a long way
You're saying that that's the typical 400 miles. That's under tesla under ideal driving conditions
So here in texas where it's 110
You're not going to get 400 miles. No, you can go 60 miles
Exactly right and if you're going at a certain speed and you're not accelerating or decelerating
You can get 400 miles if you just go on a highway at 35 miles an hour at 110 degrees
You can go. All right, look 60. Look, honestly, look here's the thing if I could afford it
I would too so I don't want to I don't want to shit on it piss on it
I'm just saying if I could afford it I would do because
Reasonably if we're to do if we're doing our everyday thing
And we hop in the yeah, we're commuting. That's all we do. Yeah, I'd have no problem getting one, but it's got to be affordable
It's not affordable yet. It is it's 35,000
Dollars, it's not no, I don't know. I don't know I can get a car that's better than that that gets 40 miles to the gallon
That's cheaper
Than that. Okay, like a hundi
Yes, whatever doesn't matter
Yes
That's a better car
cheaper and
What if that breaks down? Where do you take it?
Can I take it to the local auto shop and say hey, can you fix this? Do they know how to fix these cars yet?
No
Yeah, my wheels are I guess they can change out the wheels and the braking systems though
Yeah, yeah, but if you have an engine problem, what happens? Where do you take it?
I get it. I get it and trust me
I mean my wife if my wife will listen to this podcast she'd be like
Why are you defending because I'm like a huge critic?
There's like a million Tesla's on the road
Everywhere I turn and it and I'm not going to get into the culture of it, but there is a very predominant a
very predominant segment of
Frisco that drives Tesla's. I am looking
disturbingly at your glasses when mine was full and
And yours was empty and now yours is completely full and mine is completely empty. What the fuck man?
You know what it is. We went on the round three. It's discrimination
Because I'm white you're racist because you're Slovakian
Pricks Somalian Oh wonder twins. Yeah, what'd you say? You're fucking your profile was your genetic profile?
Well, yeah, your genetic profile you do your DNA testing actually it was my mother's and yeah
What was your here? I'm gonna do was deep Congolese fucking a Congolese fucking Congolese motherfucker
90
98%
Western European. Oh my bad
By the way, I'm a strong supporter of Congress the Congolese population. I have nothing against them
I don't even know what that is. What is Congolese?
What is Congolese?
my Congo
like the Republic of Congo in Africa
That Congolese is that this you brought it up. They're not schmig that develops on your they're not
Congolese conk conk or something Congonians. What do you call it?
What is I speak Congolese because I come from Congo is it Congolese is that the official the Congites stop it
Congonians Congonians
I'm a
What is a person from?
Congo, no, shut up. That's a British mortar tanker
We're gonna kill him with a Congonian
Dominic okay. Hold on the Democratic
Democratic Republic of Congo. What are they? I think they're Congon. They're just Congon. I
Don't know a and well, I mean Africa is so strange. It's such a large region though. It's Jeff
fantastically
beautifully gigantic and just full of like
Everything yes, you know that I was talking to my son the other day
I started my son the other day and he was like we talked about Africa for some reason
I don't know even how that came up and he was like, oh my god. I would never live there. So dry. I was like, um
There are rainforests in Africa. Oh, yeah people don't understand the climate of Africa
There's everything you can possibly imagine. Well, it's yes
It's the world's largest desert. Yeah, the Sahara Desert I get it
But what people don't understand is that there is every climate you could possibly imagine in Africa
Huge rainforests in the tropical zone. I mean it goes on and on and on and on it is probably
Without without a doubt to me the most
misunderstood continent
So what it what it what is an area? What is an occupant of Kenya called Kenyan?
Kenyan you're correct. I forgot that Kenyan. I couldn't think of it. What was the verdict on Congo in?
Calais in Congolese Congolese and there is no verdict. What is the person from Congo is called a
Congon Congonion
Come on, Congon Congonion. Is it a congusion? No, it's not Google congoni
What the hell we're not talking about fucking Klingons here
I'm Congon a Congon. I think it's is it Congon
It's see a what?
what
Congolese Congolese, where do you see that Congolese?
Is it Congolese Congolese Congo Lee's people people really?
What you just say he Congolese where you seeing Congolese
A producer raises. All right, that's behind my microphone. I couldn't see it. So that's
I was that's good. There we go. Congolese. What do you Congolese people value? Okay?
Why do they even come up? What's Congolese come from? What are we talking about the the people that live in Congo?
like the Maltese know before that
The Maltese
Know what what that okay? Well you asked him what his ethnicity was and he said and he said Congolese
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. What is your DNA break? Your your breakdown of the well, bitch
I said your Slovakia
I said Slovakia
What and you said your Congolese? I said I'm 98%
What what Western European that's a little broad don't you think no, it's Belgian. It's Northwestern
Northeastern, I'm sorry. Are you spoke? It's it's it's like a Scandinavian region
The Kingdom the northerly Polish. No, that's Eastern
Of you that's a well, you're no, that's the Eastern Bloc your Norwegian yours. No, well, it's a
Nordic you're Danish. Well, it's you don't know look bitch. I'm trying to explain if you shut the fuck up
I mean that's fucking broad. I'm I'm a big part of Europe
I'm North and East and West and South Europe
Well, it doesn't give you a goddamn address you should give you a fucking narrow down piece of what you are
What is Slovakia where is Slovakia it's Yugoslavia
No, it isn't. It's where well, that's where Slovakia comes from. No, it doesn't they broke
Czech Czechoslovakia. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're getting into wrong stuff. I've been to Yugoslavia
What about check and they broke Yugoslavia into Croatia? I'd be there too. That's not Slovakia
You are sure wrong on this
Check out not let me finish. There you go. Yugoslavia was broken into Serbia and Croatia
Where's Slovakia?
See it says right there right there. Oh fuck. Yeah, right there. Yeah, it's way north brother. It's from the Czech Republic
Okay, that's way north. It's nothing to do with you
Croatia or Serbia if you were to it's like like 300 miles
Paul feeling his
He's yeah, I'm fighting everybody he's map King and I'm electric car. Yeah mailing tonight. I am you know what it's about time
And I have fucking solar panels bitch
Take your solar panels and your desire to get a Tesla
You guys want to hear my story on the solar panels on your monthly payment. No, well, I know I get that I get that
So I pay
250 bucks a month for the solar panels but I can promise you live. Yeah for the rest of my life
I get that one told us all the house
But so in the last year they told me with the 250 bucks a month
I'm also expected to pay 55 bucks a month in
In pulling from the grid for my utility company, right? Okay for the last year
It's been it's been zero other than the taxes
Like, you know, you got to pay the taxes, right? So it's been like three bucks five bucks eight bucks five bucks
Taxes on what if you don't use any taxes you don't know here's the reality is I do use electricity
But they pull from the bank. So as I produce every single day every single week month
They build up it builds up a bank of money it and then the utility company
It sounds like a huge ripoff. No, no, no and the utility company pulls from my banked amount of produce
Because I'm giving back to the grid dude. I'm giving way more back to the grid than I'm using
The why aren't you getting the credit? Well, I am getting that's the bank. We get the beer. That's the bank
So I'm getting a credit and then any anything I use cuz I am all
I'm always using shit from from the grid at nighttime. Right natural light you that's Jeff
Dude
Are we done with the the neat Negros? Well, you want a Sapporo? No, I'm
Drinking you want the dad I don't give a shit man. Take it. Anyway, listen
So for an entire year for an entire year
I did not pay anything to the utility company because they pulled everything I used at nighttime and on cloudy days from my bank
From my credit. Okay last month. That's all right last month. It was a hundred dollars
Which were taxes? What?
Know that for the taxes last month. It was a hundred dollars to pay the utility company
So you 250 plus 100 bucks. Yes, and here's why
My a-hole sons would turn on the spa
and run
Run the spa all night in case
They wanted to get in in case they want it because it takes two hours to heat up with my shitty ass heater
All right, so I had a hundred and something dollar gas bill
Yeah, but a hundred dollar electricity bill because my boys would be like anticipating that friends would come over and they would turn
After I went to bed after I went to bed, they would turn on the spa and let it run on
Gas and electricity all night
All night freaking long one morning. I woke up. I woke up to the spa still running at
630 in the morning like steaming and everything. Why who knows? But the point is it ran all night
It ran all night. That right there was like 60 bucks. You pulled out of their their allowance
No, I will I would I would I did that with my son fuckers
Actually, no, I didn't I gave him if it happens again, it's I'm gonna pull it out of his pissed
I was pissed. I went for an entire year with no electricity bill hundred bucks a month
Boom, did you let them know what they did? No, I haven't yet. I just found out yesterday
Are we I feel like we over I
Feel like we're way under that's what I feel too way under
We are at 1038 so we are done. No, we're not
Because I have an amazing story to share I kill for it. Is it your three-legged one-eyed dog?
Can I tell that story? No, let's say that for next time. I think so, too
Cuz that's gonna take a good 20-30 minutes. It's gonna take like two shots. It's a great story
She is precious and she is a pain in my ass. I need to share the story. She's still bleeding of her
I need to share the story of Sasha. We'll do it next time. Okay, she's not bleeding anymore
Oh, that's good. It's good. I had to scrub the shit out of my house the blood out of your house everywhere
I had to I I I didn't shit I I
mopped the shit out of my house
Are you saying the blood like blood the bloody shit blood? Well, no, there's no bloody shit
Fuck what is that? Why we did she was shit little?
Parasite she got hit by a car. I didn't know don't be a dick. I mean, all right, we're gonna save this for next half holes
It's not my fight. Take the leash off her. We're gonna save it for next time either
Somebody's fault. Yeah, we're gonna save it for next time because fingers. Who do we point to because it's it's a it's a good story
Somebody said something and it's got some good humor and
And so, you know to wrap this up. I think we should do a little bit of
This is our closed out I can do it live if you want
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