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We mother came to tazza when I was just

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seven folks in town said with prejudice.

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I is Dick Marks.

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So it's not right.

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Three years ago when I came to know Mary first time that someone

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looked beyond rumors and the lies.

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And saw that inside.

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Used to walk down by the river.

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I'm eating popcorn.

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Love to watch the sun go down.

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We used to walk along the river.

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And dream our way out of this town.

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Do do do do do do do do do do do.

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Okay.

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Are we recording?

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Are we ready?

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Who's Tony?

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Yeah, I got all of that.

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Oh, no.

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I'm not recording.

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Oh, what a dick.

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God.

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Yeah, we're definitely rolling.

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Nice.

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Okay, well you're going to have to tune all that out.

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And the call down, one.

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Where are we?

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Two.

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Welcome back to the second edition of the podcast tonight.

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Post show.

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The post show.

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Pre and post.

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So we decided to to start the post show.

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It's like kind of like it's kind of like with that called.

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I don't know because I don't do a whole lot of it.

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It's the stuff you do before sex.

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Pre ejaculate.

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Foreplay.

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Yeah, it's like the foreplay of the show.

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And this is the true sex.

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Dive right into the pounding.

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Foreplay is just warming up to what you're about to experience

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right now, ladies and gentlemen.

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Foreplay, I'm never good at the foreplay.

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But the main part, God bless.

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You just go straight to the action?

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I'm sorry.

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Really?

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Are you a shitty foreplayer?

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I am.

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That sucks, man.

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She's a shitty diddler.

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That sucks.

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Well, that is no way to treat your woman.

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That should be a song.

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There's no way to treat your woman?

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No, the shitty foreplay should be no way to treat your woman.

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OK.

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Yes, you could have it.

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I know you're looking for it.

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All right.

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All right.

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So welcome to the post play of this episode.

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And you know what we're going to open with is something

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that's been on my mind, because my wife and I saw a trailer

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last night.

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The three-legged dog?

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No.

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We got super, super excited about upcoming movies.

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All right.

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Is that something that's fucking happening?

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I'm sick of it.

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I'll tell you why.

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What is?

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The upcoming fucking movies, because I can't see.

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I go up on some of these websites,

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and I'm trying to find the movies that are coming out,

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because I want to see what's going on.

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I'm fucking bored out of my goddamn mind.

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OK, first off, everything's jacked up because of COVID

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and the whole release schedule and all that kind of shit.

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So they've got new movies coming out.

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Well, OK, well, first off, everything seems

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to be moving to streaming, right?

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I don't know if movie theaters are going to make it now,

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because HBO Max came out with anything that's released.

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Anything that's released in the movie theaters

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is suddenly now instantly streamable on HBO Max.

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but with the movie theater.

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The theaters, yeah.

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Yeah, it is.

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Anyway, so I saw a trailer that my wife and I got.

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Well, I got excited about it.

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And she was like, oh, totally cool.

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No.

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It was Deep Throat Part II.

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Whoa.

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So you saw the same trailer.

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Shelly Does Dallas.

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Wow.

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No, she already did Dallas.

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Let's go deep anal.

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Yeah, it would have to be Debbie Does Dallas again.

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Ooh, the black hole.

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Can we?

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OK, it's Coming to America 2 with Eddie Murphy

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and Arsenio Hall.

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Coming to America 2.

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How do you spell that?

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C-U.

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C-U-M-M.

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I understand.

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I like Coming to America.

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You sick bastard.

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You're ruining this for me.

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The Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall,

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that movie was funny as shit.

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That's funny as shit.

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Those two guys are hilarious.

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It's kind of hard to, you know how we always

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talk about how the sequel, not as good as the first one,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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You know the favorite part of that movie?

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I don't know.

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One of them was when Eddie Murphy's in the hot tub

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and this lady all of a sudden comes out.

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The royal highness is clean.

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The royal highness' penis is clean.

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Did she just say penis?

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The royal penis.

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The royal penis is clean, I think.

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And you just see the look on Eddie Murphy's face

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like he just ate a fucking candy bar.

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He's just like, eee.

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He's like, thank you.

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Yeah, no, it's great.

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So it's hard to judge by the stinger previews

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because sometimes the previews have

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to be the most part of the movie.

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So you think you're going in to see a comedy.

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It's going to be frickin' amazing.

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All right, hold on.

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And you go in and it just sucks.

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So Jeff, your voice is going out.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Yeah, it is.

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But you had a lot of cock in your mouth or what?

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Wow.

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Something's going on.

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So producer, you may need to pay attention to this

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and jack up his voice a little bit.

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Wow.

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Just a little bit.

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All right, go ahead, talk.

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What I was saying is sometimes the previews

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are very misleading at times.

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And you're thinking that it could be better

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than the first one.

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But in effect, they could be showing the best scenes

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in the preview.

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Yeah, I know.

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Right?

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And then you finally go see it and you're like, wow,

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this thing sucked.

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Yeah, like the three scenes that I thought were funny,

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I already knew they were coming and I already

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laughed at them in the trailer.

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So this was stupid.

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I don't know.

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You know what?

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I think Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall

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have an amazing chemistry.

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And it looks like they're trying to create

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a lot of the same stuff they did in the first movie.

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I don't know.

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I'm excited about it.

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I'm excited about it.

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But other than that, I don't know what's upcoming, man.

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I have to say, one of the ones I'm looking forward to

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is just probably out of nostalgia more than anything

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is the new Top Gun movie.

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So that it may be.

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Is Top Gun going to be it?

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Yes, he is.

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What?

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You didn't know that?

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Dude, that got a lot of press.

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And even Goose is back in the movie.

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Yeah, Goose is back.

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Did he die?

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Did he?

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Oh, yeah.

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Did we see him die?

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Or did he?

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I know we saw his head.

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Hold on.

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I know we saw his head hit the glass,

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and they did like a full blown.

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Well, they buried him.

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Well, did they?

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Did they show the casket full?

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I didn't see the casket full.

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It wasn't an open casket.

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His wife was very upset.

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Meg Ryan.

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Well, but maybe she wanted to be.

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Was that Meg Ryan?

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Yes.

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It was Meg Ryan, wasn't it?

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She was so cute in that movie.

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What happened to her?

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Have you seen pictures of Meg Ryan today?

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She turned into a fish.

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Why are there tomatoes in the popcorn?

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I thought I'd pepper in some sort of happiness.

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What do you mean a fish?

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You had her lips done?

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Yeah, she had serious lip injections and just work done.

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I just wish these ladies would realize

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how they can look amazing without all the damn work.

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And would they?

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Maybe I'm kidding myself.

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Would they not look good?

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Well, I mean.

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They would look normal.

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Adversely, I mean, I'd rather look like not a fish

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than what the fuck's.

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Pull up a current picture of Meg Ryan, producer.

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Yeah, I have no idea what she looks like today,

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but I know, I don't know, 15 years ago.

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When her movie career started to slow down

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is when she started to get the work done and shit like that.

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I don't know.

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OK, so I need a year.

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I need some reference here till the year.

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See, she's really, really cute there.

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They're very beautiful there.

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Damn.

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Type in 2000.

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That was a very young picture and wow, stunning.

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I don't think she looks bad far right right there.

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Far right doesn't look bad at all.

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Well, her lip injections are gone.

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She had a period there where she had frickin balloon lips.

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Come on.

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Check out the far right.

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Check out the far right mid.

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So that's when she was young.

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Yeah, she looks so beautiful back then.

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I mean, again, this is a little frustrating

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because I don't know what's the most recent picture.

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71 left up yellow.

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Right there, right there, right there.

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That looks like the oldest one.

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Look at that.

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She looks good.

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She looks good.

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She does not.

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Oh, come on.

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Something frickin hit her in the face with a hook.

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Something's going on with her mouth.

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Dude, seriously.

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Look at that.

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Be nice.

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She looks like a god-blessed Muppet.

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No, she doesn't.

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She looks like that blonde Muppet from the Muppets,

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you know, the one with the long blonde hair.

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Yeah, plays bass.

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Yeah.

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No, she was.

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She's very cute.

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She's so beautiful there.

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I think she was.

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And then I think the last big one,

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she was in Sleepless in Seattle, and then the You Got Mail.

279
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And then after that, she, from what I remember,

280
00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,260
she kind of slowed down.

281
00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,820
She's married to John Cougar, Melon Camp.

282
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Is she really?

283
00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:47,820
No, she's not.

284
00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:48,660
What a waste.

285
00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:49,620
I believe she is.

286
00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,620
No, she's not.

287
00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:52,620
They're both waste.

288
00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,620
That needs to be fact checked right now.

289
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,100
Oh, there's a picture of both of them.

290
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,460
There's a picture of both of them.

291
00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:58,700
There's a picture of both of them.

292
00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,820
OK.

293
00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,300
Who's Meg Ryan married to?

294
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:02,860
I guess it is.

295
00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,060
Husband.

296
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,500
Actually, she may not be married.

297
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,660
That's part of the problem.

298
00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,780
I just got a blueberry with my popcorn a-hole.

299
00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:12,300
You know what?

300
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,060
There's nothing.

301
00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:14,660
So it's salty.

302
00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:16,060
I don't want a blueberry.

303
00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:18,340
Well, she was married to Randy Quaid for a while.

304
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,100
Dennis.

305
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,180
Dennis Quaid, yeah.

306
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,380
Randy Quaid's the Santa Claus looking dude now.

307
00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,820
Yeah, she's either.

308
00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,060
Look at John Cougar, Melon Camp in that picture right there.

309
00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,940
Oh my god, he's kind of strange looking now, too.

310
00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:32,540
Why is this 419 on it?

311
00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:35,900
Well, anyway, I think she's beautiful.

312
00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,580
What the hell?

313
00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,780
Oh, yeah, he looks rough.

314
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,140
She looks good right there.

315
00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,300
He's looking.

316
00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:41,940
She looks good.

317
00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:42,780
He looks like shit.

318
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,780
Well, his forehead looks like he's three feet tall.

319
00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:49,860
My wife and I have talked about this, where it's like women

320
00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:50,660
do all this work.

321
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,620
Like we've been talking about, do all this work.

322
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:59,220
And they struggle to keep their young beauty and all

323
00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:00,020
that kind of stuff.

324
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:02,500
And meanwhile, the guy does nothing

325
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:07,980
and looks distinguished with his silvery hair.

326
00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:10,780
Well, women could look the same if they would just stop putting

327
00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,220
all that shit on their body.

328
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,060
See, I don't know.

329
00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,060
I mean, there are some women that age.

330
00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,940
OK, it's all about genetics, first off.

331
00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:18,940
It's genetics.

332
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:23,060
You got some women like Christie Brinkley, like, oh my god,

333
00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:23,580
who's the?

334
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,820
Ivanka Trump.

335
00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,380
Oh, sorry, Melania Trump.

336
00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,780
OK, and Salma Hayek.

337
00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:29,540
Holy shit.

338
00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,540
But if they didn't.

339
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:32,020
They just age beautifully.

340
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:32,900
They age well.

341
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,540
If they didn't dye their hair and they had gray

342
00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,340
through their hair, what do you think the same?

343
00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,140
I don't know.

344
00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:39,940
And that's the thing.

345
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,340
Of the examples I just gave, I don't know how many of them.

346
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,220
They all color their hair.

347
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,820
Like Brooke Burke.

348
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,340
Am I saying that right?

349
00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,900
I guarantee they color their hair.

350
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:49,700
You think so?

351
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,500
Yes.

352
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,300
That's unfortunate.

353
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:51,780
They do.

354
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,420
I guarantee it.

355
00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:54,860
I just wish that society would embrace their beauty

356
00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:55,500
for what it is.

357
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,180
And don't get that damn work done.

358
00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,020
Like Meg Ryan.

359
00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,100
She's in her 60s now.

360
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,220
And she's still perfectly blonde hair.

361
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:02,740
No.

362
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,260
Right.

363
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:05,220
Guarantee she's got a shitload of gray in there.

364
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:06,100
That's a good point.

365
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,860
I just took a pull back on this.

366
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:08,660
I haven't drank it.

367
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:11,060
This is my first pull on the Noah.

368
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,580
And I'm sorry to bring the bottle up to talk about it.

369
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,540
I will share with our people listening

370
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:19,820
when they are that the Noah bourbon it's really hot.

371
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,580
Noah's Mill.

372
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,340
And it's what?

373
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,180
What did I say?

374
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:24,900
57?

375
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:25,980
114.

376
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,140
So it's 114 proof.

377
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,980
And it is good.

378
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,620
It's good.

379
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,780
Even as hot as it is, it's that strong.

380
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,780
And it is hot.

381
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,900
You smell it.

382
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:38,580
Yeah, it's good.

383
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,260
You taste it.

384
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,860
It's got such a great taste, man.

385
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,580
Agreed.

386
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,500
It's not one to abuse.

387
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,780
So the producer's pulling up Kathy Ireland because, yeah,

388
00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,140
but when was that picture?

389
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:49,900
That's dyed hair.

390
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,300
I don't care.

391
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:50,820
That's dyed hair.

392
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,140
Hold on.

393
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,380
So let me talk about it.

394
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,140
So I'm going to share with you back

395
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:58,500
when we were doing the Christmas lampoon thing.

396
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,820
And I was trying to figure out who that person was.

397
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,700
And you had a chat with Naparpa Kalkalova?

398
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:05,260
Yeah, the Papa Boner.

399
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,940
Yeah, so I thought it was Kathy Ireland.

400
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,100
That's who I thought it was.

401
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,900
And then I was like, it was not Kathy Ireland.

402
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,340
You were thinking Christie Brinkley

403
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,300
from the original movie.

404
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,020
That was first.

405
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,460
And then I was like thinking it's

406
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,860
something that has to do with St. Patrick's Day.

407
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,460
Yeah, and I made some stupid comment

408
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,700
about it being the girl from.

409
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,780
Everything you said was stupid pertaining to that.

410
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:24,280
What?

411
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,220
Shut up.

412
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,380
You didn't hit anything near the mark when it came to her.

413
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:28,980
I didn't.

414
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:32,860
I totally blew the mark on the girl that came out of the pool.

415
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,820
I thought it was the girl from Whichamount High

416
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,780
was you knew the name.

417
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,420
Phoebe Cates.

418
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,740
Yeah, I was like, it's Phoebe Cates.

419
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:39,980
Yeah, OK.

420
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,380
It's essentially the same scene.

421
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,020
And to be fair, it was an hour.

422
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,500
To be fair.

423
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,460
To be fair.

424
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:52,660
It was an hour later when you like, it's ConocoCocalova.

425
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,420
Well, that's because I kept ruling her out.

426
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,540
So you were not spot on in the moment.

427
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,260
In all fairness, it was very difficult to pull up

428
00:12:59,260 --> 00:12:59,780
their name.

429
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,540
Oh, really?

430
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,460
Well, Wikipedia would not like comrades

431
00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,620
say who the bitch was.

432
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,120
Really?

433
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,740
Christmas Vacation Girl Pool.

434
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:06,260
Done.

435
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,180
No, it's not.

436
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:08,100
It wasn't that easy.

437
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,380
Oh, I easily could have found that.

438
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,300
All right, move on.

439
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,140
We've already covered this.

440
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:11,820
You're bragging.

441
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,580
Nonetheless, I love Kathy Ireland.

442
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,180
I thought that she was beautiful.

443
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:15,980
Beautiful, beautiful.

444
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:18,620
I remember she was in like the late 80s, early 90s.

445
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,940
She was sports illustrated.

446
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,020
Is that where she came from?

447
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:21,340
Yes.

448
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:24,100
Yes, beach.

449
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,260
Speech.

450
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,020
Beach.

451
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,100
Beach.

452
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,060
She was on the beach.

453
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,300
She had sand on her beach.

454
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,820
Did you just call her a beach?

455
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:31,900
No, I did not.

456
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,660
Whale?

457
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:33,700
She's not a whale.

458
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,620
Definitely not a whale.

459
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,740
So what's the current picture of Kathy Ireland?

460
00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,060
2020.

461
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,140
She's a brackish creature.

462
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,180
She's an archetoothus.

463
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,140
She's an archetoothus.

464
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,260
I was waiting for you to.

465
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,980
I was leading you to that because I couldn't remember

466
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,500
what the damn thing was.

467
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,300
What the hell is an archetoothus?

468
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,340
It's a giant squid.

469
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,380
Shut up.

470
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,020
I'll bet you $1,000.

471
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,100
Shut the fuck up.

472
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,620
Who knows what an archetoothus is?

473
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,780
Archetoothus.

474
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,700
Tooth.

475
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,380
It's C-H-A-R-C-H.

476
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,860
Archetoothus.

477
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,420
Really?

478
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,340
Just spill it out.

479
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,140
Toothus.

480
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:04,460
That's so lame.

481
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,620
The giant squid.

482
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,460
Shut up.

483
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,660
That's still like the.

484
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,740
OK, first off, you're not going to find one of those.

485
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:14,420
You're not going to find that in a little creek behind some

486
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,780
dude's house in New Jersey.

487
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,260
Well, I don't know.

488
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,380
Shut the fuck up.

489
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,300
You didn't see an archetoothus.

490
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,020
There was a huge hole that was really dark.

491
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,380
It was a snapper turtle.

492
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,140
I'm not talking about the turtle.

493
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,500
I'm talking about where the turtle emerged from.

494
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,780
It was extremely dark.

495
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,180
Oh, you know what that was.

496
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:33,700
Time out.

497
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,780
You know what that was?

498
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:36,740
Guys, it was.

499
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:37,420
Is that a whale?

500
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,380
It was the Abyss.

501
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,340
That's a sperm.

502
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,900
Did you ever see the movie The Abyss?

503
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,580
No, it's the attack of the sperm whale.

504
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,540
Do you remember when the hubcap came out

505
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,380
of the water at the end?

506
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,140
Gosh, it's been 20 years since I've seen it.

507
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,260
It was the cheesiest.

508
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,900
You remember in the very beginning.

509
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,500
The hubcap.

510
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,460
Are you saying that was a hubcap?

511
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,140
I'm saying that.

512
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:57,100
I'm saying I wish you could cue up.

513
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,220
If you could, Mr. Producer.

514
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,220
It's the movie The Abyss.

515
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:03,860
Cue up The Abyss, the ending, when the alien.

516
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,900
The alien.

517
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,700
Was taken off.

518
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,220
The mother ship was going to be.

519
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:07,700
Mother.

520
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,660
Yeah, the mother ship exits the water.

521
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,700
It's the worst.

522
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,020
It's awful.

523
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,300
You remember how we talked about early.

524
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:13,820
Time out.

525
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:13,980
Time out.

526
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,660
Listen.

527
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,900
Remember how we talked about early science fiction movies

528
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,980
and there's like a string hanging.

529
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,980
There's a string hanging from the model.

530
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,700
And it looks really bad.

531
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,260
Spaceship coming out of the ocean.

532
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,340
Awful.

533
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:28,900
Right there.

534
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,300
Right there.

535
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,900
It was so bad.

536
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,780
Is that it right there?

537
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,780
Well, it's got to be a video.

538
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,580
Well, I told them to go to images.

539
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,220
That's my fault.

540
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,060
It can't be an image.

541
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,860
It's got to be the scene from the movie where the mother

542
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,140
ship comes out of the water.

543
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,100
Well, click on video.

544
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,940
It was so bad.

545
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,500
There were some cool parts of that movie.

546
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,420
Next to images is video.

547
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,860
You know what?

548
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,940
It's not working.

549
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,420
I think it's The Winx Club, The Mystery of the Abyss.

550
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,660
The Winx.

551
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:57,380
Never mind.

552
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,260
Scroll down a little bit.

553
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,140
It's all good.

554
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,300
The point I was making is that it was like you

555
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,100
experienced the abyss where the Architeuthis was

556
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,820
behind your house.

557
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:11,980
And that's where the aliens were before the hubcap came out

558
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:12,700
of the water.

559
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:13,380
Excuse me.

560
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:15,220
See, now you know what an Architeuthis is.

561
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:15,700
I do.

562
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,660
And I love it.

563
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,180
Yeah.

564
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,220
Is it a giant version?

565
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:19,980
It's a giant squid.

566
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,180
It's a giant squid, yeah.

567
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,220
So those are Architeuthis.

568
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,820
Are they very elusive?

569
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,620
Extremely elusive.

570
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,700
They've rarely been seen in public.

571
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,700
Every now and then one will get caught in a net

572
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,700
or it'll die and kind of.

573
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,100
And they'll be photographed.

574
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:33,380
They will.

575
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,860
Every now and then you'll catch them.

576
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,100
I don't think that they're comfortable

577
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:41,340
in the atmospheric pressure of being up so high.

578
00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:41,860
Correct.

579
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:44,940
They are in exceptionally deep water.

580
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,460
Very.

581
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:49,180
And we rarely go, dude, there's a whole world

582
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,180
underneath the ocean.

583
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,940
We know more about the moon than the bottom of the ocean.

584
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:53,580
That's true.

585
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,700
100%.

586
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,420
There is so amazing shit going on

587
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,780
at the crazy depths of the ocean that we have no freaking clue

588
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,220
what's going on.

589
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,340
Just like Pacific Rim, right?

590
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,660
The what do they call those damn things?

591
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,300
Godzilla.

592
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,100
Is that a perp?

593
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,860
The high cube, not the high cube.

594
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:10,940
Is that a porn?

595
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,780
No, it's a movie that they go down

596
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,700
and they break open the deepest part of the earth

597
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,340
and these stupid creatures come out

598
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,020
and they fight with robots.

599
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,540
I've never seen Pacific Rim.

600
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,620
It's a good action flick.

601
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,260
It's stupid.

602
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,500
It's not really.

603
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,060
Are you saying that's where the theory of where

604
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:26,980
Godzilla came from?

605
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,380
They broke up a chunk of the earth and Godzilla poured out?

606
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,940
I get so nauseated from the Godzilla movies.

607
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,500
One after another, King Kong against Godzilla,

608
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,940
Orca Toothless against Godzilla, everybody against Godzilla.

609
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,140
Mothra.

610
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,460
That was like the Terminator partner movies.

611
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,620
Mothra.

612
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,860
I was big into the Godzilla movies when I was growing up.

613
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:47,500
Really?

614
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,100
Oh, yeah.

615
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,340
What a queer.

616
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,260
Yeah, that's Pacific Rim.

617
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:55,220
What was that, Iron Giant and Godzilla?

618
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,420
They're big robots.

619
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,900
And I can't remember.

620
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,740
I remember that scene.

621
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,020
I can't remember what they called the monsters,

622
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,900
but they'd come out from a crack in the earth

623
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:09,420
and they'd come up and destroy the Kaiju.

624
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,660
That's what it was.

625
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,700
So they'd come up and destroy a city

626
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,860
and the robots would come and try to kill them.

627
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:19,060
So it was entertaining.

628
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,300
So dumb.

629
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,180
Yeah, it was stupid, but it's entertaining.

630
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:27,940
Now, there was some big actress that was at Rihanna.

631
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,740
In that movie?

632
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:30,660
Yeah, I thought so.

633
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,300
I have no idea.

634
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,260
I don't remember.

635
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:36,260
I think that was the debut acting career of Rihanna

636
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,540
was in like Pacific Rim.

637
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:42,700
No, I think she was in like out of Africa or something

638
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,420
like that.

639
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,340
You talking about Rinko Kikuchi?

640
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,140
Yeah, I'm talking about Rinko Kikuchi.

641
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,500
That Charlie Day was in that movie.

642
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,460
I didn't know that.

643
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,540
I thought Rihanna was in the movie.

644
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,780
Well, no.

645
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,300
I don't know, maybe a bit part.

646
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,340
No, it doesn't look like it.

647
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,980
Rinko Chachuki.

648
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:05,740
Why don't you look up going to IMDb and look up Rihanna movies?

649
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,740
Amano Ashiti was in there.

650
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,180
Jane Watson.

651
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,020
These are not big name people here.

652
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:12,900
Frank Nakashima.

653
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:13,460
Stop it.

654
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,220
Just stop it.

655
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,060
Roger Wong was in it.

656
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:16,980
Are you kidding?

657
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,660
Roger Wong.

658
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,700
He had such an amazing role in that movie.

659
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,180
What was he saying about?

660
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,620
We Too Low.

661
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,740
Oh, stop it.

662
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,100
Not going there.

663
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,660
What?

664
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,700
What just happened?

665
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,620
Hubert Tran.

666
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,420
Do we have to do something?

667
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,140
Rihanna.

668
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:33,660
Really?

669
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,540
That's how you spell Rihanna?

670
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,620
I have no idea.

671
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,700
You're really struggling.

672
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,300
You should know this a lot better than we should.

673
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,260
It's R-H-I-A-N-N-A.

674
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:45,260
How do I know that?

675
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,140
Well, because you look up Rihanna nude.

676
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,940
No, I subscribe to her fans only.

677
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,180
Is she nude on some things?

678
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,340
No.

679
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,860
He looks up Rihanna's side boob.

680
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,900
Who cares?

681
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,660
I do not side boob.

682
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,100
Is there a side boob of Rihanna?

683
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,380
Dude, I'm not a 14-year-old perv.

684
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,340
What's wrong with you?

685
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,540
Pull up Rihanna's side boob.

686
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,540
No.

687
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,300
Shut up.

688
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,220
Is that a thing?

689
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,220
I'm sure it is.

690
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,180
The side boob is a thing, yes.

691
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,140
Battleship.

692
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,300
You sunk my battleship.

693
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,340
Very similar to Pacific Rim.

694
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,140
No, it's not.

695
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:18,940
Yes, it is.

696
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:19,180
Why?

697
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,420
Because it's in the archen?

698
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,940
No, it started out being like one country

699
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,540
against another country, and then some sort of alien,

700
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:30,700
stupid creature shows up from the Earth's crust or something.

701
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,860
Yeah, it's an alien movie.

702
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,260
That's what I was thinking of.

703
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:36,900
I was thinking of Battleship, not Pacific Rim.

704
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,740
So dumb.

705
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,100
All those movies are so dumb.

706
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,740
King Kong versus this.

707
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,780
But you still watch them.

708
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:42,340
I don't.

709
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,260
I do.

710
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,340
See, that's what's queer about the whole thing.

711
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:47,420
My two boys love that crap, so we'd watch it.

712
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,660
Are you allowed to say queer?

713
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,580
What do you mean?

714
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,300
Is that politically incorrect to say queer?

715
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,340
I didn't say a hard R.

716
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,500
It was.

717
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,260
It's queef.

718
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,220
Queef.

719
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,140
Queef.

720
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,020
You have to say queef.

721
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:01,980
Queef.

722
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,380
Are you allowed to say queer?

723
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:03,900
Why not?

724
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,500
Yes.

725
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,900
So you can't say gay.

726
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:07,780
Can you say gay?

727
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,580
You're happy, right?

728
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,220
I'm happy.

729
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,780
What the fuck can you say anymore?

730
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,460
Guys that like cock?

731
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,420
You can say that, right?

732
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,180
Well, I don't know why anybody would say that.

733
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,100
Why would you say that?

734
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:18,820
You just said that.

735
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:19,780
This is so crazy.

736
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,260
I think we need a list of things we are allowed to say

737
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,460
and not allowed to say.

738
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:23,980
And you know what?

739
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,220
Well, who determines that list?

740
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,180
Let's turn it over to our listeners.

741
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:27,700
Yes.

742
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,740
Who determines the list?

743
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,620
Let's turn it over to our listeners.

744
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,260
If you could, let's go ahead and email our email that

745
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,940
doesn't work because we don't know the password.

746
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:42,300
And send us in what you say we can and can't say.

747
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,980
What you do and don't want to hear.

748
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,980
What is our email?

749
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:45,860
But you know what?

750
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:49,060
If I see that list, I'll just say it more.

751
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:51,460
No, no, we're going to ask them.

752
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,060
We're going to take a vote.

753
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,540
What words do you want to hear?

754
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,020
What words do you not want to hear?

755
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,380
.us,.2020.

756
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,460
And then we'll honor that.

757
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,340
I say we should.

758
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,260
We should honor that.

759
00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:02,180
Why?

760
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:02,700
Is that a yes?

761
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,620
Because we love our listeners, and we

762
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:07,060
don't want to offend anyone.

763
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:07,580
Anyone.

764
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,620
We sure we do.

765
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,180
I want to offend all of them.

766
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,460
Well, you do.

767
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,060
It offends me.

768
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,620
You don't have to worry about wanting to.

769
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:15,100
It happens automatically for you.

770
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,460
It offends me that I can't say certain things.

771
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,260
I'm thinking of like a stripper named Pacific.

772
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:20,700
Exactly.

773
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,220
And you're thinking anal rim.

774
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,140
Yeah, I was.

775
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:25,580
Seriously, what is wrong with you?

776
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,860
Started when I was five.

777
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:28,220
Yeah.

778
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,420
Seriously.

779
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:32,140
You're stuck in like some sort of 10-year-old perv mode.

780
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,420
It started with his first pub.

781
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,260
Wow.

782
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,540
My pubes come in patches.

783
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:39,780
You've been waiting all night to say the word pub.

784
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,220
And you don't just say pub.

785
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,420
You go, pub.

786
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:45,500
Yeah, you got this long U on there, pub.

787
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,740
You know, it's not spelled P-U-B-A.

788
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,220
And pubes don't come in by themselves.

789
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:49,940
You don't say pub.

790
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,020
They come in patches.

791
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,100
Pubes.

792
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,300
They're not singular?

793
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,420
No, they're not singular.

794
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,780
It's like crabgrass?

795
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,820
You thought you had a pub between pubes.

796
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,780
When mine came in, it came in in clumps of 30.

797
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:00,340
Counted.

798
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:00,840
30.

799
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,300
Mom, mom, I got 30 more.

800
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,700
It's like a weed.

801
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:09,860
It's like a crabgrass.

802
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:10,340
It's psh.

803
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,540
Another clump came in.

804
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,660
Son, those are your butt hairs.

805
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:18,660
Come on, that's just gross.

806
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,300
Why would you say that?

807
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,260
I envision Preston's butt for some reason.

808
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:23,300
Wow.

809
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,340
OK.

810
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:27,500
This is definitely a difference between pre and post.

811
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:31,820
Welcome to the second half of the podcast.

812
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,100
So getting back to the movies.

813
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:33,620
Yes.

814
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,420
We have movies?

815
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,340
Well, I said one.

816
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,620
Well, what movies are coming out?

817
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,260
I said Coming to America 2.

818
00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,780
That's as far as we got.

819
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:41,220
I said Top Gun.

820
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,820
And then you asked about Tom Cruise.

821
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,660
And then we went off somewhere.

822
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:47,740
So what's going on with the rest of the movies?

823
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,340
What do we got?

824
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,780
King Kong versus Godzilla.

825
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:51,660
Shut the fuck up.

826
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:55,660
Producer, pull up 2021 movies to come.

827
00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:57,660
You're asking about new movies.

828
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,540
I saw it on the frickin' football game the other day.

829
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,420
You did.

830
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:02,340
I saw it too.

831
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,700
I saw it too, and I mocked it.

832
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,140
And I went off.

833
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,100
My poor wife, she was looking at me like,

834
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,140
why do you care so much?

835
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:10,620
There's some really good ones coming out.

836
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,220
Dune coming out?

837
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,460
Dune.

838
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,980
No Time to Die.

839
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:14,660
Dune?

840
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:15,300
Really?

841
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,540
Did you guys ever read the book?

842
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,540
I bet you didn't.

843
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,060
Oh, yeah.

844
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,980
We had to read it for school.

845
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,500
Shut up.

846
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,180
You don't read Dune for school.

847
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:23,940
I think we did.

848
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,460
No.

849
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,220
Shame on you.

850
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,620
Oh, I'll fight you right here.

851
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:30,660
Oh, I don't believe it's called a.

852
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,380
You're full of shit.

853
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,180
They do not read Dune for school.

854
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,180
Is it a literature classic?

855
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,100
No.

856
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,660
It's a science fiction classic.

857
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,140
Yeah, it's not a literature classic.

858
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:41,500
It's not like Rowe and Juliet or Beowulf.

859
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,220
It's like Beowulf.

860
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,820
Beowulf Dune.

861
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:44,660
I'm Paul Atreides.

862
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,940
Beowulf the Dune Edition.

863
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,420
Paul Atreides.

864
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,740
Well, Beowulf was pretty crazy.

865
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:49,940
That's the main actor in it.

866
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,820
In what?

867
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:51,500
Dune.

868
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,220
I love that book, though.

869
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,180
But you don't remember the name.

870
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,180
Paul Atreides.

871
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:59,660
I actually was very disappointed in how it ended in the book.

872
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:01,220
They all died.

873
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:02,220
How did you know that?

874
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:02,700
Hold on.

875
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:02,980
Back up.

876
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,980
No, they didn't all die.

877
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,580
But they were so abruptly ended in the book.

878
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:07,500
Judas and the Black Conspire.

879
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,300
Usually in books, they don't abruptly end anything.

880
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,860
Like in the movies, they do, right?

881
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,140
Because they can't wrap it up.

882
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,060
So people left a couple.

883
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:16,940
Like Game of Thrones, it was so abruptly ended, right?

884
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:19,300
But Dune in the book was abruptly ended.

885
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,540
Space Jam?

886
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,060
Seriously?

887
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:21,940
No one's listening to me.

888
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:22,740
That's like Toe Jam.

889
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,420
No, I heard it.

890
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:24,340
Yeah.

891
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,620
But still, I feel like.

892
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:27,300
So go back to the very beginning.

893
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,980
Because we're in some pretty obscure B-level movies

894
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:30,940
right there.

895
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,380
So I'm excited about the James Bond.

896
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:35,340
Because it's the last James Bond with the current dude.

897
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,460
Who they got Halloween kids?

898
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,180
With the dude?

899
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,580
With what the hell is his name?

900
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,460
Craig?

901
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:39,940
Craig.

902
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:40,940
Daniel Craig.

903
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:41,820
It's his last one.

904
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:42,460
Is it Daniel Craig?

905
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,500
Yes.

906
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,900
And then they're going to a girl?

907
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,580
Did I hear that right?

908
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,500
They're doing a female Bond?

909
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,180
Which one?

910
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,100
How?

911
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:51,860
What movie?

912
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:52,260
What?

913
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:52,700
How?

914
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,540
How could they do that?

915
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:54,740
James Bond is not a girl.

916
00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:57,900
Not a Bond, but a female 007.

917
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,140
Then it's not James Bond.

918
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,140
It could be his daughter.

919
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,340
Is it Jane Bond?

920
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,020
Ooh.

921
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,500
Don't get all feisty with me.

922
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,940
I'm not the one that made this decision.

923
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,540
But they are talking about a female Bond.

924
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,580
James Bond is a male character.

925
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:10,620
I understand.

926
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:15,060
And you can't go back and say, OK, now we have a girl play

927
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,060
a male part.

928
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:17,300
I see that trailer.

929
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,740
It's bullshit.

930
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,140
OK.

931
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,100
I'm not the one that makes this decision.

932
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:22,820
Come on, Sean.

933
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:25,820
You're hooked on Tom and Jerry and not this discussion of.

934
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:28,700
We're not talking about comic books.

935
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,860
Are we talking about Jane Bond?

936
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:32,460
James Bond is Paul's here, and then it's

937
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,980
going to be a girl from now on.

938
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:37,220
They're talking about making it a female 007.

939
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:37,740
Why?

940
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:38,260
No, no, no.

941
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:40,740
They're not talking about making all of them female.

942
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,300
They're just talking about the next one being a female.

943
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,700
But why?

944
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,260
Because that's what they want to fucking do.

945
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,900
The people have spoken.

946
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,020
Who has?

947
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:53,140
Well, the small little faction.

948
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,660
I filled out the survey, and I said I wanted it to be.

949
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:58,060
Twitter mob has spoken, says we'll boycott you,

950
00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:00,780
unless it's a transvestite female

951
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:02,820
playing the next James Bond.

952
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,140
I filled out the little survey.

953
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:05,700
The British actress Lashana Lynch

954
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,780
made headlines in July when rumors broke out

955
00:27:07,780 --> 00:27:12,060
that she was taking over James Bond's iconic designation

956
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:15,060
in what was hyped as a popcorn dropping moment

957
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,540
from the franchise's 25th movie.

958
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,500
Fast forward two months.

959
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,780
Lynch 31 was snapped on the set of No Time

960
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,260
to Die in Italy this week.

961
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:25,420
So Lashana Lynch.

962
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,180
I think I may boycott that.

963
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:28,820
Why?

964
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,420
Just on principle.

965
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:31,700
Well, that's silly.

966
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:35,500
Listen, when I filled out the survey, my vote,

967
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,460
this is different.

968
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,220
Why?

969
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,020
No, it's not.

970
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:39,540
This is different.

971
00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:40,020
Yes, it is.

972
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:40,580
Look at that.

973
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,900
That's bullshit.

974
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,460
It is.

975
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,700
She's wearing a fucking tuxedo.

976
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,500
Why would they do that?

977
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,620
Put her in a dress.

978
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,300
No, it needs to be a dude.

979
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,580
That's bullshit.

980
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,820
James Bond is a dude.

981
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:53,500
It makes it even worse that they're putting her in a tux.

982
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,900
Don't make her a guy.

983
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,220
If they're going to do it, celebrate her as a woman.

984
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,940
I think changing.

985
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,020
To honor the character who it is,

986
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:07,580
James Bond 007 is a character written for years and years

987
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,500
and years and years.

988
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,540
So why not do 008?

989
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,060
Yeah, make it someone new.

990
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,380
Make a new thing.

991
00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:17,340
But the whole thing about James Bond is he is a sexist.

992
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:17,940
No, he isn't.

993
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:18,460
He's a-

994
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:20,140
This is coming from you?

995
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,940
He's not a sexist.

996
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,020
He loves-

997
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,340
Everyone in those fucking movies, he's banging some bitch.

998
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,260
He loves women.

999
00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:28,140
He loves women.

1000
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,460
He's not a sexist.

1001
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,700
He doesn't not give a shit about them

1002
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,740
and throw them away and treat them like shit.

1003
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:39,980
Every Sean Connery and Roger Moore, they love women.

1004
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,220
They love women.

1005
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,140
That's not sexism.

1006
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:44,340
That's not sexism.

1007
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:47,740
Sexism is like, you're a come here, bitch.

1008
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:48,580
Throw them away.

1009
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,740
You want to call them a man whore?

1010
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:50,740
That's different.

1011
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:51,780
Well, yeah, that is different.

1012
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:52,820
They were sexist.

1013
00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:54,260
The way they treated the women were.

1014
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:55,700
And it was always consensual.

1015
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,940
Consensual?

1016
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:57,660
Whoa.

1017
00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,940
It was consensual.

1018
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:01,780
And they always loved them.

1019
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:04,060
They treated them like great.

1020
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:05,140
He was not a sexist.

1021
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,820
Very alpha style.

1022
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:08,540
Well, he was an alpha male.

1023
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,780
He was an alpha male.

1024
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:10,940
And I think it's bullshit.

1025
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:11,980
Because he had a thick ass car.

1026
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,220
I think it's the Aston Martin.

1027
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,140
Very nice.

1028
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:17,300
I think it's bullshit that they have a woman playing it.

1029
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:17,820
I'm sorry.

1030
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,340
I have a problem with that.

1031
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,180
I wanted Britney Spears to play that.

1032
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,380
No, they need to create a brand new character

1033
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,140
and call it something else.

1034
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,380
003.

1035
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,460
Can't be 007.

1036
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:31,260
It can be, call it Mission Impossible 10

1037
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,540
or something stupid like that.

1038
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,500
069.

1039
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,700
Call it something else.

1040
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,340
It's not a James Bond movie.

1041
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,500
It's something else.

1042
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,300
Your voice came back when you got passionate.

1043
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,540
Oh, it's bullshit.

1044
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,100
It needs to be called something else.

1045
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,180
It's not 007.

1046
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:45,980
If they do.

1047
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,580
In all fairness, I agree with you, Jeff.

1048
00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:52,300
I think that they're taking this shit way too serious.

1049
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:54,260
Here's the irony to me.

1050
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:59,820
If you want to celebrate a female character in a top spy

1051
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:04,820
scenario, why piggyback on the legacy of a 007 male

1052
00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,540
dominated thing?

1053
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:08,860
Give her her own identity, like you're saying.

1054
00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:09,860
They have so many.

1055
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:11,340
They have what, Lucy?

1056
00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:13,060
No, but that's not the point.

1057
00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:14,700
There's Ava.

1058
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:18,100
If you want to do it in the flavor of 007,

1059
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:24,140
because those movies are very, you know what I mean?

1060
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:28,020
Probably because they know it won't be as big.

1061
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:29,380
It won't be as big.

1062
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,100
It won't.

1063
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:33,900
In my opinion, you're doing it a disservice.

1064
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,660
I think you're doing a disservice to her

1065
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:38,260
and to the James Bond legacy.

1066
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:38,780
I agree.

1067
00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:39,280
I agree.

1068
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,980
The spirit of the James Bond's movies

1069
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:46,980
was that they had a male character that was like everything.

1070
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,940
They're fucking coming out with Ghostbusters with fucking women.

1071
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:50,980
Yeah, I know.

1072
00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:51,740
That flopped.

1073
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:52,860
That flopped really bad.

1074
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:55,820
And that should be an example of like, don't fucking tread

1075
00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:56,340
on me.

1076
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:59,580
You know, they come up with the WNBA.

1077
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,460
Well, I mean, that's a little different.

1078
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:05,260
It is different, but it's still the same.

1079
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:05,760
Not really.

1080
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,820
Macrocosm of it.

1081
00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:11,100
I mean, think from a business perspective,

1082
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,700
if you were to create a movie, don't you

1083
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:15,340
want to make the most money?

1084
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,220
Well, yeah.

1085
00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:20,940
Then don't fuck with what works.

1086
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,300
If it's not broke, don't fix it.

1087
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,140
That's my point.

1088
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:25,740
Do something new.

1089
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,940
Like, honor their talent and their presence.

1090
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,340
I don't have a problem with that.

1091
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,940
If they came out with another movie.

1092
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:36,540
I just watched that movie Ava.

1093
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:40,700
She's a hired assassin or CIA or something like that.

1094
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:41,700
Watched it.

1095
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,700
She's a badass.

1096
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,340
And I liked it.

1097
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:48,300
I think it needs to be completely separate from 007.

1098
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,820
That is a great point.

1099
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:54,860
So what that almost implies to society,

1100
00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:59,540
that they can't hold their own in a unique, creative character.

1101
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,820
But we know that's not true.

1102
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,820
Look at Alias.

1103
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:03,140
Jennifer Garner.

1104
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:05,260
Fucking badass.

1105
00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,900
I mean, it can be successful.

1106
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,180
I mean, look at Aliens.

1107
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,380
That's basically.

1108
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,820
Sigourney Weaver, 100%.

1109
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,180
Being a badass.

1110
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,340
100% Sigourney Weaver.

1111
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:19,820
I mean, the thing is, women in these roles

1112
00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:22,100
can stand on their own.

1113
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:24,180
So what would happen if they redid the Alien movies,

1114
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:27,900
except now they have a dude playing that role?

1115
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,660
No, I mean, they first thought there'd be outrage.

1116
00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:31,300
Exactly.

1117
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,140
There would be outrage.

1118
00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:35,140
Why isn't there outrage this way?

1119
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:36,580
Why is it different?

1120
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,380
I don't know.

1121
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:40,140
Because guys are kind of like white people.

1122
00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:43,740
Women account for 50% of the population.

1123
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:46,260
Yeah.

1124
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:47,340
Why is it?

1125
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:47,900
Why does it?

1126
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:48,660
Do you understand?

1127
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:50,100
You kind of shrugged when I said that.

1128
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,260
Well, I didn't understand it.

1129
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,180
But you do now.

1130
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,140
No, I don't.

1131
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,260
Well, guys are kind of like white people,

1132
00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:58,020
are kind of like, oh, you know, they're pushovers.

1133
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,980
We're going to get it.

1134
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:04,060
Being a white person, you're always low on the totem pole.

1135
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,580
No one gives a fuck about you.

1136
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,900
They don't have a white people channel.

1137
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,300
They have a black people's channel.

1138
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:09,060
They don't have.

1139
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:10,540
I'm just saying, we're low on the totem pole.

1140
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:11,700
You have all the other channels.

1141
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,980
Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about?

1142
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,460
You got all the rest of them.

1143
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:18,380
My point is, guys, male, are kind of like the white people.

1144
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:19,620
It's kind of like, you know what?

1145
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,940
To be a white male is the worst of the worst.

1146
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:22,820
It is.

1147
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:25,060
So to be a male isn't necessarily

1148
00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:28,380
as bad as being a white male, but it's still pretty bad.

1149
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,580
And that's fucked up.

1150
00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:30,500
It is.

1151
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,180
I don't agree with.

1152
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:34,340
I mean, do we need to walk around with dickheads?

1153
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,300
I mean, don't walk around with pussy hats.

1154
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,700
Let's walk around with some dickheads.

1155
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:42,340
You know what's so crazy is that the power of diversity,

1156
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:47,020
right, the power of diversity is bringing

1157
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:52,580
every different scenario you can think of, including

1158
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:57,820
white male, white female, black, Asian, Hispanic,

1159
00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:01,780
bringing all that together and celebrating the differences.

1160
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:06,220
But what they're trying to do is they're trying to suppress.

1161
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:11,620
They're trying to suppress what has been historically the norm.

1162
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:12,300
Correct.

1163
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:17,060
In every walk of life, in business, in Hollywood.

1164
00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:20,620
But that diversity is not based on suppression.

1165
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:23,780
Diversity is based on elevating everything

1166
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,380
you bring to the table and celebrating it

1167
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,740
and building on it.

1168
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:30,060
It just kills me.

1169
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,740
But I'm just, I hear you.

1170
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,460
I just don't understand.

1171
00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:37,340
I don't understand the failure of people

1172
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:40,140
understanding what diversity truly means.

1173
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,420
It's not suppression of anything.

1174
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:45,900
People are angry that they don't have what other people have.

1175
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,780
And they're coming up with every excuse of why.

1176
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,620
They don't want to take it upon themselves that.

1177
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:52,180
It goes beyond that.

1178
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:52,980
It goes beyond that.

1179
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,140
I'm responsible of my own success.

1180
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,940
I mean, there's nothing holding them back.

1181
00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:00,940
And yes, there may be some truth racially

1182
00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:06,860
as people looking down on other races because of probabilities

1183
00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:09,060
and statistics.

1184
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,780
And those are the facts.

1185
00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:13,180
And if they want to change that, then they

1186
00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:16,340
need to change the statistics and probabilities of should

1187
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,020
happen associated with race.

1188
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,180
That's the only way to change it.

1189
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:24,660
If you don't want people to be afraid walking down the street

1190
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:31,140
when they see you, change the statistic of you

1191
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,820
doing something with them.

1192
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:35,140
What I'm saying, don't fucking rape them.

1193
00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:37,260
Don't fucking rob them.

1194
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,660
Change the perception of what's going on.

1195
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:41,580
Change the statistic.

1196
00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,820
I understand where you're going with that.

1197
00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:47,740
So anyway, to wrap this up before we

1198
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:51,220
go on to the next movie, I'm not pleased about James Bond

1199
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:52,340
being a chick.

1200
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:52,860
Anyway.

1201
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,020
Oh, that's hot though.

1202
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,260
That's the first I've heard that.

1203
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:56,380
She didn't look hot.

1204
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:56,900
Anyway.

1205
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,660
Well, we didn't see her.

1206
00:35:57,660 --> 00:36:01,260
Wait till you have transgender James Bond.

1207
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,900
James Bond, the butt luge.

1208
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:07,300
Why does transgender have to be?

1209
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,220
He's always got some sort of skeez

1210
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:10,380
that he's got to pop on.

1211
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,220
He's jumping down the slopes.

1212
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:14,220
How do you know it's a he?

1213
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,940
It's a martini, shake and nut.

1214
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:16,500
Stirred.

1215
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,020
Butt luged.

1216
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,580
Anyway.

1217
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:21,740
So they got a new Kingsman coming up.

1218
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,980
I didn't like the first one.

1219
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,860
I thought it was silly.

1220
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:25,180
I think they're all pretty good.

1221
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:25,860
I like them.

1222
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,180
Oh, there's three of them.

1223
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,660
There's two of them.

1224
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,740
OK, I wasn't impressed.

1225
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:30,940
I didn't see the second one.

1226
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:33,740
First one, I thought it was over the top.

1227
00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:35,620
The second one, you had more over the top.

1228
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:36,860
Yeah, it's so dumb.

1229
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:37,700
Like, I don't think.

1230
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:38,660
I think they're entertaining.

1231
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,100
They're entertaining.

1232
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:39,980
I didn't find it entertaining.

1233
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,140
It follows the Pacific Rim, where you go in there,

1234
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:43,500
not looking for anything deeper.

1235
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,380
And then an alien pops out of the ocean.

1236
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,180
Correct.

1237
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:46,820
A kaiju.

1238
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:48,860
OK, why didn't you tell me that?

1239
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:51,260
The first one was better than the second one, for sure.

1240
00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:53,300
I'm hoping they do better.

1241
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:53,820
What happened?

1242
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:56,420
Oh, there you go.

1243
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,380
Do we have audio on this?

1244
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:00,900
Probably not, because you guys don't know how to play.

1245
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,500
Oh, speaking of Ghostbusters, there's

1246
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,660
a new Ghostbusters going out.

1247
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,260
Oh, look at that.

1248
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,620
Play that, dude.

1249
00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:07,380
Play that thing.

1250
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:09,820
So it's their grandkids.

1251
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:10,500
Excuse me?

1252
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,500
Who's grandkids?

1253
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,500
The original Ghostbusters grandkids.

1254
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,380
Come on.

1255
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,420
I hope you're kidding.

1256
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,340
No, I am not.

1257
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:17,500
It's on mute.

1258
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:23,220
And yeah, it's their grandkids.

1259
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,180
Living in, like, Utah or something.

1260
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:28,660
Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're completely broke.

1261
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,660
They're Ghostbusters.

1262
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,500
And the only thing that's left in our name

1263
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,500
are those creepy old farmhouse our grandfather left us

1264
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,660
in the middle of the war.

1265
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:37,660
So we're watching the trailer of Ghostbusters Afterlife here.

1266
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:38,660
Why'd you bring me up here?

1267
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:40,660
Entertainment value.

1268
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:42,660
That looks like the dude from Stranger Things.

1269
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:46,660
Yeah, I mean, they turned it into a real horror?

1270
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,660
Yes.

1271
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,660
So there's a whale.

1272
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,660
It's Sony Productions.

1273
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,660
Somehow.

1274
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:54,660
A whale that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate.

1275
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:56,660
Oh, it actually looks interesting to me.

1276
00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:58,660
No fracking, no loud music even.

1277
00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:00,660
It's shaking on a day like this.

1278
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,660
Is it like a horror?

1279
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,660
No, it's like a regular Ghostbusters.

1280
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:04,660
You got any tape on now?

1281
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,660
No, it looks a little more intense than that.

1282
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:07,660
Well, it may be.

1283
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:11,660
Remember that one summer we died under a table?

1284
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,660
That's interesting.

1285
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,660
I found this in my bedroom.

1286
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,660
So it's a little different.

1287
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:16,660
They've got some sort of a...

1288
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,660
Killer replica.

1289
00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:18,660
That's some of the same tools.

1290
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,660
A replica of what?

1291
00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:20,660
A ghost trance fight.

1292
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,660
Yeah, that's it, man.

1293
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,660
Wow, I nailed that.

1294
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:23,660
Yeah, there's kind of...

1295
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:24,660
There was a ghost thing in 30 years.

1296
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,660
No, look, this...

1297
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,660
New York, please.

1298
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:27,660
They're going in a different direction at this point.

1299
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,660
It's like a walking dead.

1300
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:29,660
It's kind of cool.

1301
00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:30,660
Dude, isn't it interesting?

1302
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:31,660
It's just my mom.

1303
00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:32,660
To trap the ghosts, but the storyline seems a little less...

1304
00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:33,660
Funny.

1305
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:34,660
It doesn't seem like a comic.

1306
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:35,660
Your daughter's competing.

1307
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:36,660
It's a little bit more dramatic.

1308
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:37,660
A little more serious.

1309
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:38,660
Wait a minute.

1310
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,660
Well, you got Paul Rudd.

1311
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:40,660
If you may be adding some of that.

1312
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:53,660
Yeah, he's a funny...

1313
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,660
I like him.

1314
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,660
You ever see...

1315
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:56,660
Of course you guys have seen This Is 40.

1316
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,660
All right, you can shut that down now.

1317
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,660
Thank you, Mr. Producer.

1318
00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,660
This is 40.

1319
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,660
Call it.

1320
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,660
You think?

1321
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,660
No, This Is 40.

1322
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:04,500
Yeah, he was in that.

1323
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,180
Paul Rudd and, God, what was the other girl's name?

1324
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,540
She is fantastic.

1325
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:10,620
If you haven't seen that movie, you're missing out.

1326
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:15,260
This Is 40 is a great movie.

1327
00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:16,260
So what was...

1328
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:18,380
I'm trying to think of that movie with Will Ferrell.

1329
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:19,380
Anchorman.

1330
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:20,380
Elf.

1331
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,380
Elf.

1332
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,380
I think it was Anchorman.

1333
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:23,380
Step Brothers.

1334
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,380
Paul, what's his name?

1335
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:25,380
Old school.

1336
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:26,380
The guy that was just on here.

1337
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:27,380
What's the racing one?

1338
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,380
Telladay.

1339
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,380
Telladay and I.

1340
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:36,780
The dinner scene, the dinner table scene.

1341
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:40,940
I like to think of my Jesus as an eight pound baby.

1342
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:41,940
It's great.

1343
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:44,900
It's one of the greatest scenes of a movie I've ever seen.

1344
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:51,060
I like when they harmonize on the movie with Will Ferrell.

1345
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,060
What harmonize?

1346
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,060
What movie?

1347
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,060
What are you talking about?

1348
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,060
Is that Elf?

1349
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,060
We're talking about Will Ferrell.

1350
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,060
What are you talking about?

1351
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,060
What's the other actor's name?

1352
00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,060
What are you talking about?

1353
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,060
What are you talking about, Will Ferrell?

1354
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:01,060
Because they have...

1355
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,060
Step Brothers?

1356
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060
The Step Brother guy?

1357
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,060
No, they've got the dude from Office.

1358
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:05,060
No, he's an anchorman.

1359
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,060
That's Anchorman.

1360
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,060
It's Anchorman.

1361
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:10,780
So I would pull up Anchorman with a harmonizing song.

1362
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:16,580
Tonight, Tonight by Genesis.

1363
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,580
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight.

1364
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:20,580
Pull up Will Ferrell.

1365
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:22,060
You're supposed to do it with me.

1366
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,060
Thanks a lot, dickhead.

1367
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,060
Harmonizing song.

1368
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,420
You made me sound awful when I did it by myself.

1369
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,420
My voice was not working.

1370
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,420
Is that what it is?

1371
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:29,420
Yes, it is.

1372
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:30,420
Wow.

1373
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,420
That's the wrong sign.

1374
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,420
I know.

1375
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,420
That's in the air tonight.

1376
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:34,420
Harmonizing song.

1377
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:36,420
Hit play.

1378
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:39,420
No, just go down.

1379
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:42,420
Afternoon Delight.

1380
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,420
Right there.

1381
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:44,420
Hit play.

1382
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:47,420
What do you mean, Afternoon Delight?

1383
00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:48,420
Whatever, dude.

1384
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:49,420
Have you heard it?

1385
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:50,420
Yes.

1386
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,420
Tell us.

1387
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:54,420
More than anything in the world, Ron.

1388
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:57,420
Well, it's really quite simple.

1389
00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,420
This was a good movie.

1390
00:40:58,420 --> 00:40:59,420
I'm not sure I like it.

1391
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:00,420
The second one, is it the second one?

1392
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,420
That stupid fight scene.

1393
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:08,420
I'm going to find my baby, going to hold her tight, going to grab some afternoon delight.

1394
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:11,420
My motto's always been, when it's right, it's right.

1395
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:14,420
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

1396
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:20,420
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.

1397
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:26,420
And we know the night is always going to be here anyway.

1398
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:29,420
Thinking of you's working up my appetite.

1399
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,420
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.

1400
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:35,420
Rubbing sticks and stones together, making sparks at night.

1401
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:38,420
And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting.

1402
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:41,420
Skylight Rockets in flight.

1403
00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,420
Afternoon Delight.

1404
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:45,420
How'd they even film this?

1405
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,420
Look at Steve Carell.

1406
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:49,420
Afternoon Delight.

1407
00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:52,420
You know, Ron, that sounds kind of crazy.

1408
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:55,420
Sounds like you have mental problems, man.

1409
00:41:55,420 --> 00:41:56,420
Yeah, you have mental problems, man.

1410
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,420
Yeah, it really does.

1411
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,420
Afternoon Delight.

1412
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:05,420
I'm going to make a phone call.

1413
00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:06,420
One of my favorite little sits.

1414
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:10,420
You know what, that makes me realize I'd never finished that movie, and I think you know why.

1415
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,420
I don't know if you remember this.

1416
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,420
Were you drunk?

1417
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:15,420
I was supposed to go to your Halloween party.

1418
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,420
Oh, so it's my fault.

1419
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,420
Yeah, I was supposed to go, no.

1420
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,420
Wasn't it supposed to be your birthday?

1421
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:26,420
I was supposed to go to his Halloween party, and I started watching this movie after drinking way too much.

1422
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:29,420
And then halfway through the movie, I realized I was running late.

1423
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,420
I need to go to your Halloween party.

1424
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,420
What's the game of thrones?

1425
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:35,420
I went up to the attic, ringing a bell here.

1426
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,420
Did you get stuck in the attic and watch movies?

1427
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:38,420
No, no.

1428
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:39,420
Did you fall out?

1429
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:45,420
I grabbed my costume out of the box, fell down the stairs.

1430
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:54,420
The ladder thing fell, caught myself, boom, hit my armpit.

1431
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:56,420
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

1432
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,420
Massive bruise.

1433
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:01,420
Holy shit, and then I ended up going to your party, and then...

1434
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,420
What theme was the party?

1435
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,420
I don't know.

1436
00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,420
What was your costume?

1437
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:09,420
It was a game of thrones.

1438
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,420
Oh, it was game of thrones night.

1439
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:15,420
So you came as a, oh my God, the dude that got stabbed.

1440
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,420
Little finger.

1441
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:18,420
No, that was later.

1442
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:21,420
This was way before.

1443
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:24,420
Remember, you've been doing this Halloween party for 15 years.

1444
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:26,420
We only had one game of thrones theme, though.

1445
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,420
No, but I was like a Robin Hood.

1446
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:31,420
I wore some Robin Hood thing.

1447
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,420
Anyway...

1448
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:35,420
The game of thrones was the very first one I attended.

1449
00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:36,420
I showed you the bruise.

1450
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,420
It was awful.

1451
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,420
It was like, ugh.

1452
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:47,420
That's why every time I think about Anchorman, I realize I never finished the movie because I got so drunk that I didn't finish it.

1453
00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:48,420
Is that why you have your...

1454
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:49,420
I've never seen that scene.

1455
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,420
You just showed me where I was laughing my ass off.

1456
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,420
I've never seen that scene.

1457
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:54,420
Oh my God, it's hilarious.

1458
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,420
That tells me I have not finished the movie.

1459
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,420
Yeah, I really liked it.

1460
00:43:57,420 --> 00:44:01,420
The second one is not as good, I don't think, because they have a stupid fight in it.

1461
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,420
Oh yeah, in the streets.

1462
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:05,420
It's like a West Side Story fight.

1463
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:08,420
No, not even, but it was stupid.

1464
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,420
It was stupid.

1465
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:10,420
Anchorman versus Anchorman.

1466
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:12,420
Yeah, I think I saw part of that.

1467
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:16,420
And he falls in love with a shark or something like that, something stupid.

1468
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,420
Like the shark?

1469
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:19,420
I think he jumped the shark.

1470
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:20,420
From?

1471
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:22,420
Eee, eee, eee.

1472
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,420
Jabberjaw.

1473
00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:24,420
Jabberjaw.

1474
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,420
Jabberjaw.

1475
00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:32,420
So I realize now that after you told your New Jersey story with the tributaries and the brackish water and the snapping turtle...

1476
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,420
Maybe it was Jabberjaw.

1477
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,420
Maybe.

1478
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:37,420
I see where that was coming from now.

1479
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,420
It wasn't a catfish, it was Jabberjaw.

1480
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:41,420
Oh, it was a catfish.

1481
00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:42,420
It was a big son of a bitch.

1482
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,420
Did you have a noodle?

1483
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:45,420
You know what I'm talking about, noodling?

1484
00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:47,420
It wasn't that big.

1485
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:48,420
No, you don't want to talk about noodling?

1486
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,420
You guys never seen video of that?

1487
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,420
I have no desire to do that though.

1488
00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:52,420
No.

1489
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:55,420
And there's like blood running down their arms and stuff?

1490
00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:56,420
Well, the thing is...

1491
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:59,420
I mean, you know, it's not about being a pansy or anything, but like, I mean...

1492
00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:04,420
Well, you can stick your arm out there and next thing you know there's a two-foot snapping turtle snapping onto your frickin' hand.

1493
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:05,420
That's another thing.

1494
00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:06,420
No, it's the catfish.

1495
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:10,420
Well, the catfish does too, but they have snapping turtles here in Texas and Oklahoma as well.

1496
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,420
And they take off your thumb.

1497
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:13,420
Big toe.

1498
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,420
And your penis.

1499
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,420
Whoa.

1500
00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:16,420
Why were you putting your penis in a hole?

1501
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:17,420
Time out.

1502
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,420
What do they take off?

1503
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,420
You guys threw out a lot of shit right there.

1504
00:45:19,420 --> 00:45:21,420
Well, I would never stick my penis in a hole.

1505
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:22,420
What?

1506
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,420
In a catfish?

1507
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,420
What?

1508
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:25,420
Well...

1509
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:27,420
Didn't you do it four times?

1510
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,420
At least.

1511
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:29,420
No.

1512
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:32,420
Mr. Producer could attest to one of them.

1513
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,420
We had a surrogate.

1514
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:35,420
Or they saved some juice.

1515
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:38,420
I would never stick my penis in a hole.

1516
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,420
I shot it across the room.

1517
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,420
Oh, really?

1518
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,420
Wow.

1519
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,420
Can you guess this, baby?

1520
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:45,420
How challenging is that?

1521
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,420
Oh, I think you got me pregnant.

1522
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:47,420
What's happening?

1523
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:48,420
I got a little vice.

1524
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:49,420
I was holding it open.

1525
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,420
Oh, my God.

1526
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:51,420
Shut up.

1527
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:52,420
God.

1528
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,420
That went so bad so fast.

1529
00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:56,420
All right, we got to move on to the next topic.

1530
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,420
Poor producer.

1531
00:45:57,420 --> 00:45:58,420
All right, we're not doing movies anymore.

1532
00:45:58,420 --> 00:45:59,420
We already...

1533
00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,420
I don't know.

1534
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:01,420
There's a lot of movies on there.

1535
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:02,420
No, there wasn't.

1536
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:03,420
There were.

1537
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:04,420
There were a lot of movies.

1538
00:46:04,420 --> 00:46:05,420
There really weren't.

1539
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:06,420
But they do have a lot of movies that are coming out, so I'm kind of wondering if we

1540
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,420
should do a little bit of a review of that.

1541
00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:08,420
I don't know.

1542
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:09,420
I don't know.

1543
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:10,420
I don't know.

1544
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:13,500
I don't know, but they do have a lot of movies that are coming out, so I'm kind of wondering

1545
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:16,300
how they're producing all these movies with COVID.

1546
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:18,260
You know, they probably got...

1547
00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:19,260
Everyone's in a mask.

1548
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:21,380
Well, they're probably going to put everybody up.

1549
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:24,300
So Wonder Woman 84, Jeff, you were saying...

1550
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,300
I heard it was a massive failure.

1551
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,460
Oh, it was terrible.

1552
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,780
I recommend you guys watch it because I want to get your opinion.

1553
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:30,780
So you watched it.

1554
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:31,780
I've seen it.

1555
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:32,780
And it's terrible.

1556
00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:34,980
It's a worldwide failure.

1557
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,980
It's terrible.

1558
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,980
Why?

1559
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:41,620
Because they talked about it being woke as well, and I don't get so wrapped up in that.

1560
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:45,140
Like sometimes I hear, oh, it's a woke movie, and then I watch it and I'm like, okay, it

1561
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,140
wasn't that woke.

1562
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,140
I don't know if I saw that.

1563
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:50,940
I know it's the woman power, yo, yay, hear me woman, hear me roar, but whatever.

1564
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:53,860
I'm over the woke criticism of movies.

1565
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:55,500
You're just saying it was a bad movie.

1566
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,980
It was a bad movie.

1567
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,980
So why?

1568
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:58,980
Tell me why.

1569
00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,540
The action scene, the very first...

1570
00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:04,660
I knew 10 minutes into it, I told my wife, I was like, this is terrible.

1571
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:05,660
Really?

1572
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:06,660
There's a scene...

1573
00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:13,340
How can they spend that much money on this movie and have it be so hyped and be awful?

1574
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:14,340
It was bad.

1575
00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:15,340
How does that happen?

1576
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:19,180
The opening scene is an action sequence in a...

1577
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,700
It takes place in the 80s for one thing.

1578
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:21,700
So you're in a mall.

1579
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,700
1984.

1580
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,700
And it was 1983 actually.

1581
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,700
Damn it.

1582
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:25,700
They said 1984.

1583
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:26,700
I don't know.

1584
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:27,700
I saw the bitch.

1585
00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:28,700
That was the post part.

1586
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:29,700
I don't know.

1587
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,700
Shit, you're wrong.

1588
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:33,300
I made the assumption that it was 84.

1589
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,300
But it takes place...

1590
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,820
Correct, it is 84.

1591
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:41,860
But it's in a mall, but the action sequence is so bad and so poorly done.

1592
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:46,060
I'm just like, this is not good.

1593
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,060
That's disappointing.

1594
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:55,740
And actually the very first scene was good where they go back to the island and...

1595
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:58,540
Punch the naked woman?

1596
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:01,420
No, but it's back in the island and that scene is good.

1597
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:05,340
But once they get off of that, the movie's terrible.

1598
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,340
Paul has to urinate.

1599
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,340
Is that what's happening?

1600
00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:08,340
I was trying to be discreet.

1601
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:09,340
Oh, oh.

1602
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:10,340
He was doing a fish line.

1603
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:12,340
That's what he was stroking himself.

1604
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:16,860
No, I was making hand motions of a penis with urine coming out of it.

1605
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:18,900
But why were you telling me?

1606
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,460
Well because Sean wouldn't understand that kind of stuff.

1607
00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:22,460
I mean...

1608
00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:23,460
Who?

1609
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,460
Oh wow, somebody's been drinking.

1610
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,460
Yeah.

1611
00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:26,460
I think Noah's mouth.

1612
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,460
Okay.

1613
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:28,460
I'm going to go ahead and go pee now.

1614
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,460
Yeah, Paul, you go...

1615
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:31,460
Hey, I need you to get a stall for me.

1616
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,460
Oh, okay.

1617
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:34,740
Anyway, back to that movie.

1618
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:41,420
My opinion is I would like for you guys to see that and watch it because...

1619
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:42,420
Hold up.

1620
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:45,180
What is that Dune 2021?

1621
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,180
It's the Dune story.

1622
00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:47,620
It's the exact same story.

1623
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:48,620
They just updated it.

1624
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:49,620
Yes, they just remade it.

1625
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:53,140
So wasn't the original Dune with like the singer from Police in there?

1626
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:54,140
Sting?

1627
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,140
Yes, he was in it.

1628
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:56,140
There was a bit part.

1629
00:48:56,140 --> 00:49:02,340
Actually, I started watching that again because I remember seeing that in the theater and

1630
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:03,340
liking it.

1631
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,340
You know, I was too young.

1632
00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:05,340
I was 14 when it came out.

1633
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:08,140
I was maybe 14 maybe.

1634
00:49:08,140 --> 00:49:12,140
And I remember watching it, but I still liked it.

1635
00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:15,260
But I didn't understand it as well as I probably would have today.

1636
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:16,620
So I'm re-watching it.

1637
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,700
I'm curious how Tom and Jerry's going to come out.

1638
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,100
You know, I saw the preview.

1639
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:21,100
It sucks.

1640
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:24,620
It's a mix between live action and cartoons.

1641
00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:26,380
Like Space Jam or Roger Rabbit.

1642
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,380
Oh, it's horrible.

1643
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:31,180
So you know, I mean, the original Tom and Jerry was fantastic because of all the violence.

1644
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:34,060
No, this is the new Tom and Jerry.

1645
00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:37,780
I saw the preview for it and I didn't even want it.

1646
00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:39,340
Space Jam coming out too.

1647
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:40,940
Yeah, that's Space Jam.

1648
00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,940
A new legacy.

1649
00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:45,140
July 16 HBO Max.

1650
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,340
Hollywood has a hard time coming up with new ideas.

1651
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:50,380
So it has Lebron James in it.

1652
00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:51,380
Lebron.

1653
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:52,380
It's Lebron.

1654
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,380
Lebron.

1655
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:54,860
And I'll pass.

1656
00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:58,640
I never saw the first one with Michael Jordan.

1657
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,100
So I'll pass on that.

1658
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,980
I'm not doing anything Lebron James.

1659
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:06,140
He's the biggest fucking racist on the fucking planet.

1660
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:07,140
Yeah.

1661
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,140
Shit cocksucker.

1662
00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:09,140
Wow.

1663
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,620
Although I am I am interested in the Matrix four.

1664
00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:15,020
Yeah, I really was that boss level.

1665
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,020
What is that over there?

1666
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,020
That looks rather.

1667
00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:23,740
Are you talking about boss level is an upcoming American science fiction action film directed

1668
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:31,700
by Joe Carnahan and written by Carnahan and Chris whatever from stories from by the owners

1669
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:38,140
Boris Frank Gorilla as a retired special forces soldier who tries to escape a never ending

1670
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:41,860
time loop that results in his death.

1671
00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:46,860
So he dies gets one sounds like it's a remake of the Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise.

1672
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:47,860
Right.

1673
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:48,860
It kind of looks that way.

1674
00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:53,980
Well, let that Tom Gorilla is in a bunch of those those B action movies.

1675
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,980
They get the Morbius.

1676
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:55,980
What is Morbius?

1677
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:56,980
That's it.

1678
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:57,980
That's it.

1679
00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:58,980
See, we're not.

1680
00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:03,220
We're not talking about the Avengers movie where he's a vampire, but he's part of the

1681
00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:05,100
Avengers movie with a vampire.

1682
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:08,940
Yes, he's he's a character character in the Avengers.

1683
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,980
He's Avengers of DC.

1684
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:11,980
I can't remember.

1685
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:18,380
But he's got a very small, but he's he had a very small knife in his hand.

1686
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:21,100
They speak in a very small things in their hand.

1687
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,620
Paul came back from the bathroom.

1688
00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:23,620
Yes.

1689
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:24,620
Yes, I'm back.

1690
00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:25,620
Yes.

1691
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:26,620
Thanks.

1692
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:27,620
Yeah.

1693
00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:28,620
Marvel Comics.

1694
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:31,380
He he's very, very sick, apparently.

1695
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:36,180
I'm getting this off of the sick like is an ill as he's going to die.

1696
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,860
So he somehow injects himself.

1697
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:45,260
He finds a life saving serum with that juice or something and he injects himself and he

1698
00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:46,260
turns into that.

1699
00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:48,260
Does that come from the sphincter gland?

1700
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,900
It's the bat beaver.

1701
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:50,900
Yeah.

1702
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:55,300
He but chugged a bunch of the beaver.

1703
00:51:55,300 --> 00:52:00,780
You know what those pictures of that movie make me think of World War Z and the zombies.

1704
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,060
Did you ever see that movie?

1705
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,060
Oh, yeah.

1706
00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:04,060
It's a book.

1707
00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:07,380
So I watched that for the first time like this this past weekend.

1708
00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:11,700
And you actually know why we were why we were like battling covid covid.

1709
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:13,260
Yeah, no, seriously.

1710
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:17,700
While I was battling covid, Shelley was sleeping and I was in bed, but I was tired of sleeping.

1711
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:22,900
And so on my phone, I put on World War Z and I watched it and it's disturbing, but it's

1712
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:23,900
good.

1713
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,180
It was it wasn't bad.

1714
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:29,140
You're supposed to be making a special effects with the mummies or not.

1715
00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:30,140
Mummy's zombies.

1716
00:52:30,140 --> 00:52:31,140
But they look like ants.

1717
00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:32,140
I'm climbing, climbing.

1718
00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:36,420
I'm trying to say they made it look so incredible.

1719
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:37,420
You know what?

1720
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:42,380
Speaking of making shit look incredible, have you guys ever air fried?

1721
00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:45,780
Does it look incredible or air fried?

1722
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,780
What?

1723
00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:50,060
Anything for the first time in my life.

1724
00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:52,060
Pork rinds.

1725
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:55,420
Mark came home with some some some chicken wings.

1726
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,420
Side eye me.

1727
00:52:56,420 --> 00:53:01,020
She came out with chicken wings like the drum and the whole wing.

1728
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:02,260
And she said, can we cook these?

1729
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:06,820
So I said, OK, well, you got to cut off, you know, it's like three sections.

1730
00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:11,020
You cut off one and then you split the drum in the the what the fuck is that called?

1731
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,020
A wing.

1732
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:14,020
The wing, the flapper, flapper, the flapper.

1733
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,020
Then you have the tip of the flapper.

1734
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,020
You got to get rid of the tip of the flapper.

1735
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:19,020
Just like with the what is that called?

1736
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:20,020
A cleaver.

1737
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:21,020
Yeah, cleaver.

1738
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:22,020
OK.

1739
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:24,220
I feel like we're playing charades.

1740
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:27,220
You know, the yeah, like two words.

1741
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:28,220
It's a movie.

1742
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:31,260
But I slapped a little bit of avocado oil on there and put some.

1743
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:32,260
So it was olive oil.

1744
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:33,260
Monterey.

1745
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:35,260
I have avocado oil.

1746
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,260
Avocado oil.

1747
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:39,820
Yeah, well, it has a higher smoke temperature than olive oil.

1748
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,340
It does it now.

1749
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,940
I learned that with my sous vide.

1750
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:49,820
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

1751
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:52,780
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1752
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:53,780
Join the cast.

1753
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:54,780
All right.

1754
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:55,780
We're getting this show.

1755
00:53:55,780 --> 00:54:00,780
You're just having a bunch of fantastic, fantastic information on very little oil.

1756
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:03,780
And I used a Montreal seasoning.

1757
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:09,780
We picked up a Costco and I just started obviously Montreal chicken or Montreal steak.

1758
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:10,780
It's notural steak.

1759
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:11,780
Just so painful.

1760
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:14,780
But I used the Montreal steak on the on the chicken.

1761
00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:15,780
OK.

1762
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:16,780
But we were air fried.

1763
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:17,980
I mean, what happened?

1764
00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,380
They were fucking delicious.

1765
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,380
Well, I'm just saying I

1766
00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:27,080
zombie yeah thinking of zombies and I made some air fryer looking of

1767
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:32,560
You know, so what kind of air fryer do you have? I think it's a ninja. I think

1768
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,100
What is it?

1769
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:42,140
So I I've I bought one that's like a conventional oven. It's also an air fryer and I'm thinking

1770
00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,840
I'm thinking it's not really an air fryer

1771
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:51,400
It's not as a convection oven. I have a convention. It does everything not a conventional

1772
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:58,000
Convection. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. No. Oh, am I here? Why did mr. Producer? Oh, oh, let's make fun of the death boy

1773
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Oh, he's pulling out

1774
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:07,720
His a podcast with a deaf kid. Let's do a podcast with a retarded deaf kid and then make fun of them. Fuck you

1775
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,040
So I bought a convection oven

1776
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,600
There you go. Thank you. Yeah, and apparently has all sorts of shit, right?

1777
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,640
It lets you toast and broil and bake and blah blah blah. It also lets you air fry

1778
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:25,240
I don't I'm not sure I'm buying it. I don't think I don't think it truly is an air fryer. No, it's not

1779
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,080
The one I think I screwed myself by not getting that the fancy looking

1780
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,600
I'll tell you what I'm ninja with the cap like a pressure cooker bomb thing

1781
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:39,640
Well, we may not have a ninja, but it looks very similar to that. I don't know exactly the name brand of it

1782
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,000
I thought it was an engine. I think I got the right one

1783
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,760
But it's basically the same thing. There's no oil used and I'm telling you ma'am. I have a gen air

1784
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:54,420
I I've never used it before I have never ever used it before and the kids have used how person use it all the time

1785
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:59,040
And that's what Dawson was saying that he he air fries stuff

1786
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,740
Pussy Dawson does yeah. Well, well it works really good

1787
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:08,820
I mean, it's like a convection oven. Is that what you just said?

1788
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:15,020
It's very very similar, but I think it does it I think it I think there's a difference

1789
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,740
There's a difference. I think there's a difference between a pure

1790
00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:23,440
True air fryer and a convection oven that has an air fryer setting because the convection of it

1791
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,620
All that is is a regular oven with a fan. Yeah

1792
00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:31,100
That that circulates the heat. I think I got screwed on this deal. I don't really have an air fryer, you know

1793
00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:33,620
I'll tell you another thing that I did this

1794
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:38,460
That I haven't done before and that's used a pressure cooker electric one

1795
00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:44,600
It cooks it faster. Oh my god. You did what what you do with it? We used insta pot, right?

1796
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:52,100
Huh the insta pot into pot. I don't know. Yes the black thing that was on the counter. Yeah, that's an insta pot

1797
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:56,600
Now we use that pressure cooker and we cook the cook some rice and that motherfucker

1798
00:56:56,860 --> 00:57:01,500
Cook that rice in like a couple of minutes man, like ten minutes done boom

1799
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:06,380
Yeah, you can cook an entire chicken in that shock a lock. You can put a whole chicken in there

1800
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:12,280
I I'm gonna need to learn but to cook with that thing because that thing like

1801
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,080
Well, it's amazing how fast I could cook

1802
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:22,980
You know, I was talking to my former former boss and she was saying she and her husband made steaks in their air fryer

1803
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:26,940
Most amazing steaks I've ever had. I'm like, okay air fryer

1804
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,940
I almost want to I roll right because

1805
00:57:28,940 --> 00:57:34,140
Like there's a million ways to make steak, but she said that's that that's all they do

1806
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:38,980
They do the air fryer for steaks. Yeah, you could do it. I'm like, oh sounds like it would work

1807
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:44,460
Well, I've never thought about it. Does it crispify it? Well, you know what? I shouldn't I shouldn't I shouldn't judge

1808
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:49,060
I should judge it until I try it. But I mean I was like I'm skeptical

1809
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,940
How hot do those air fryers get though? 100 degrees 1 million

1810
00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:55,860
There's a big Delta there

1811
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:59,380
Well, you have to turn the knob all the way to the left Jeff

1812
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,420
What's happening? Are we getting shut down?

1813
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:03,780
Uh

1814
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:08,740
Well, I mean we've just been notified we got one minute left. Are we stopping one minute on the second pot?

1815
00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:11,780
There's no way

1816
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:16,180
There's no way well we started at nine so this second one's gonna be an hour

1817
00:58:18,180 --> 00:58:21,780
Well, how long was the first one hour and a half, okay, we're not done

1818
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:25,220
I don't understand what's happening right now. Yeah anyway

1819
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:30,500
All right, well time stamp that I was yes

1820
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:45,940
That's how we time stamp shit

1821
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,300
We turned in the break

1822
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:51,300
I

1823
00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:56,980
Should be pretty obvious

1824
00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:16,020
I would love to play that back and just hear that

1825
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:21,780
Oh, all right good stuff. I knew uh post show intro would be that song that little song but

1826
00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:30,820
Welcome back to the

1827
00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:36,580
Second half. No, we're already in the second. I know jack wagon. I know I know one thing one thing

1828
00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:38,580
I want to touch on quickly

1829
00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:44,420
I don't want to I don't want to get to kill this but I got quite the chuckle today paul sent a story

1830
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,420
to shana and I about our

1831
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:55,140
Former president yes, who is I believe trolling biting bite into the

1832
00:59:56,180 --> 01:00:00,820
Master level with creating because every every ex-president has an office

1833
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:07,380
Yeah, and it's funded by the government they get so they get money for it. Yes, and typically there's no name for it

1834
01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,780
It's just an office where they go in and they go

1835
01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:14,260
Whatever ex-presidents do charity, I have no idea. Yeah, it's just a way to it's a way to

1836
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,580
formalize

1837
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:22,100
Whatever they do after they leave the office, right? So what he did just like biden

1838
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,180
created the

1839
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:26,180
office of president-elect

1840
01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,660
Which does not exist

1841
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:33,460
Yeah, so while while the election was being contested, right and there was a lot of drama

1842
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:39,380
Yeah, biden moves forward with this office of the president-elect which everybody

1843
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:44,580
I mean honestly, I think both sides. Well, no, maybe not both sides. No, they would never it never is both sides

1844
01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:46,580
No, well facebook initially

1845
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:51,140
Labeled him president-elect and then they they changed it

1846
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:55,060
They changed it to something else. Yeah, I don't know

1847
01:00:55,060 --> 01:01:00,260
But anyway, you know biden did the the office of the president-elect which doesn't exist, right?

1848
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:04,180
So trump decided to create what was the correct term?

1849
01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:06,820
the office of the

1850
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:09,060
office of the former president

1851
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,340
It's great and

1852
01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:17,620
I had to chuckle. Okay. So this is it trump establishes the office of the former president

1853
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:22,500
The office will be will be responsible for managing president trump's correspondence

1854
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,220
public statements appearances and

1855
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:26,980
official

1856
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:34,340
official activities, you know, he's just you know what he's just giving everyone he's making it clear

1857
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,940
He's making it clear to his arch enemies

1858
01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:40,660
That he is going nowhere

1859
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:46,180
He's going nowhere. That's why I think and facebook can block him and and and twitter can block him

1860
01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:52,980
And everybody can block him but you can see he still makes news. He's gonna make the news. Yeah, he's gonna make the news

1861
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:57,220
He's going nowhere and he's talking about forming his own party and I he shot that down

1862
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,260
Trump shut it down. He's not gonna do it

1863
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,940
What was his own party be the patriot party?

1864
01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:09,380
Because whenever there's a third party you always split the vote

1865
01:02:09,380 --> 01:02:14,740
I know he would let the republican vote he would so he's come out and he would screw the 2022

1866
01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:19,940
Midterm election, so he's come out and says he's not gonna do that. There is no third party

1867
01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:25,700
I i'm glad that he's not gonna do that. But what I would like him to do is uh is um

1868
01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:31,860
Galvanize galvanize the republican party. I think to be more like ted cruise where they're

1869
01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:38,260
Asking for term limits and shit. I think he needs to go out of sight for about a month two months

1870
01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:40,980
and then come back and

1871
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:45,540
Well, basically when the the campaign starts up again, basically and later this year

1872
01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:50,900
It just never ends man. It's always about vying for power always

1873
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:56,980
It's a never-ending quest to get power and retain power and it doesn't matter if you're republican or democrat

1874
01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:04,500
Anyway, I don't want to spend my yeah. Anyway, I thought that was I chuckled quite quite loud when I when I read that

1875
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,500
It's just because you know

1876
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:11,060
He had the shitty grin on his face when he's like, let's do it for sure

1877
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:15,780
And you know biden I want to buy that cap the office of the former president

1878
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:20,660
And you know biden and his camp and just that whole side just went

1879
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:25,780
What what is the number that he is? He's 45. He's 45

1880
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:28,020
So he's buying his 46

1881
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:33,220
So it needs to be a seal that says office of the former president and in the middle say 45

1882
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:36,420
That needs to be the ball cap and I'll tell you what he would sell

1883
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:42,500
It would sell give it time. I took I took down my trump flag finally. Oh did you I did? Yeah

1884
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,660
Well, I mean now's the time to do it

1885
01:03:44,660 --> 01:03:47,300
I mean if you were to not just take down the flag

1886
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:51,460
But if you wanted to make those those hats now would be the time it would come up with an idea like that

1887
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:56,900
It just takes a spark and then boom take the seal. This is office of the former president 45

1888
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,700
I mean, I'm telling you it would

1889
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:02,980
Don't make it red though like come up with a

1890
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:06,980
Creative like make it a white hat with a I make it make it blue

1891
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:12,580
I would make it a white cap with a blue seal with a red 45

1892
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:15,700
That's what I would do. Yep

1893
01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:22,980
That would be brilliant. I guarantee the first person to the market with that is going to make money. Yeah, it could be us

1894
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,460
Let's do it time stamp this

1895
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,660
Yes

1896
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:29,700
Although who's going to listen to it and actually go? Oh my gosh

1897
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:34,420
Let's do it at this point. Everyone. I know we have about 13 listeners right now

1898
01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:41,540
Six six. Sorry, three of us are right here. I have I have only you know, I sent the podcast to you

1899
01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:46,420
We're friends. We want to try to get it out there. I have one friend that listened to it end to end

1900
01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:52,100
I mean not well like not in one sitting but he listened to half of it and then finished the other half of it

1901
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:55,460
One just one. I got no comments from anybody else

1902
01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:59,220
What was the comments? Uh too long?

1903
01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:05,380
No, i'm kidding. Uh, what was his comments? Uh, he was just giving me out. Oh he wanted to be there tonight

1904
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,700
Oh god, he wants to be a guest speaker bad. Who would this be bieber's brian?

1905
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:13,380
Ryan wants to be a guest speaker bad. He thought it was fun

1906
01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:20,020
And laughed and wanted to be a part of it. So we should invite him to a podcast. All right, i'm game

1907
01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:23,060
Um, but I'm not gonna be a guest speaker

1908
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:24,980
All right. I'm game

1909
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:28,340
Um, but moving on from the politics. I don't want to cover it anymore. Yeah, me neither

1910
01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:32,740
Oh, look at you fucking bottoming out both you guys

1911
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:39,540
What's wrong with you? Well, I spilled mine. Yeah down your throat down your throat. No, like it got I was

1912
01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:44,260
Get knocked over. Here we go. What it got knocked over. No, it did not

1913
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:48,420
Okay, i'm looking at my topic list. Yeah, your topic list is not wet

1914
01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:51,060
it's it's um

1915
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,060
your boyfriend's never

1916
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:58,660
Kind of getting back to the the entertainment theme that uh, we you know, we talked about the movies

1917
01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:00,900
We kind of we discussed and we didn't cover all the movies

1918
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:06,500
Maybe we can continue that next time. But uh, I know one of sean's favorite apps is uh tiktok

1919
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,740
And I get on there and I look sometimes and they're they're

1920
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,620
There's some very

1921
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:17,140
There's really stupid things but there's some really entertaining shit is stupid

1922
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:21,860
But yeah, most of the stuff that you guys send to me is really stupid. That's why we said

1923
01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:26,020
Then it makes me think really is this how these are you guys spending your time?

1924
01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:32,420
I got your day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know how addictive I know how addictive tiktok can be

1925
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:43,060
Okay, first off that

1926
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,340
That would be fine. That's what I said to you. No, I know that

1927
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:51,700
But did you did you listen? No, I did. I did. I told you it was a horrible lip syncing

1928
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:58,420
And I and I that was actually that was actually that was actually horrible. That was abba. I know it's abba. I love abba

1929
01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:00,340
What's your point?

1930
01:07:00,340 --> 01:07:06,340
My point is that you I I wonder if you guys sit around all day watching fucking tiktok

1931
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,300
No

1932
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:11,860
Because it's like little tiny videos that go into the next one and they go into the next one and they go into the

1933
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:18,100
Next one. I could see it being like an addictive like I can never stop it is so thank you for being honest

1934
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:22,580
Are you being honest? I am but I I don't I don't I don't watch any of it

1935
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:27,140
I watch the ones you guys send me and then as soon as it ends and goes to some weird person

1936
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:34,820
I'm like, no, I'm done. Yeah, I'll watch it. I mean for hours. Well, be honest at least an hour

1937
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:39,700
When i'm on there, I mean there's sometimes it could be five in the morning and i'll be like

1938
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:46,180
I know and it just keeps going and going going because it's crazy shit after crazy shit after crazy shit when i'm sitting on the stoop

1939
01:07:46,740 --> 01:07:48,740
Pinging out last night's dinner

1940
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,540
I can sit on there forever forever

1941
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:56,660
That's my point. It's not because the entertainment is so stupid. No, it's all stupid. It's a waste of time

1942
01:07:56,660 --> 01:08:01,060
It's a it is such a waste of time sucking the life out of you. It is a waste of time

1943
01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:04,340
It's like trying to I don't use it. I don't look at it. I don't look at it that much

1944
01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:06,340
But when I do see something is when I send it

1945
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:10,100
I'll look at it. Maybe once a day for about

1946
01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:12,260
two minutes

1947
01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:17,060
I don't know about that. I don't tick. No, I do. Well first off I I'm bothered by the whole

1948
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:22,180
No, yeah, I think you are too. I'm bothered by the whole china connection

1949
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:25,540
With the whole tick tock thing. I mean i china is our enemy

1950
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,540
And we're not

1951
01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:31,780
I mean trump trump recognized it. Yeah, biden is in in their camp

1952
01:08:31,780 --> 01:08:36,500
And uh tick tock is is spying on people's shit, man. They really are

1953
01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:42,020
Yeah, but look if you put them in time out you put the tick tock app on your phone

1954
01:08:42,180 --> 01:08:48,580
But take away to talk there's no are inviting you. Yeah, absolutely, but you are inviting them to spy on you

1955
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:55,940
100 in my opinion look they uninstalled the audio card on my fucking computer

1956
01:08:55,940 --> 01:09:01,700
Because they did not want it china's trying to shut down this podcast. Excuse me. Well tick tock is still on

1957
01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:05,380
Uh the app store

1958
01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:10,740
Of course, why wouldn't it be well, I thought it got pulled down. Oh it did by whom no they pulled it down

1959
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:12,660
They put they put it back on

1960
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:19,300
Now the biden's president because no they pulled it but they pulled it down and then somebody else bought it

1961
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:24,020
Yeah, trump trump negotiated a deal where it was like not

1962
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:30,420
Like uh walmart and somebody else was gonna buy some backdoor shit going on but but still

1963
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:38,660
It never happened tick tock and trump can chana as doyin is a video sharing social networking service known

1964
01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:45,620
Owned by chinese company bite dance the social media platform is used to make a variety of short form videos

1965
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:51,460
There's genres. They are storing all your shit and backdooring into all of your shit just like twitter

1966
01:09:51,460 --> 01:09:55,540
It's like twitter and oracle just like oracle is a huge company

1967
01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:59,460
And they're they're all of them major corporate

1968
01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:06,660
Companies in the united states the bulk of oracle sits right in fucking india

1969
01:10:07,380 --> 01:10:11,720
You know who has stayed below the fray on this whole twitter facebook

1970
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,640
google amazon

1971
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,900
Instagram

1972
01:10:16,900 --> 01:10:23,140
That's facebook. I know that but i i've been very surprised that I haven't heard any chatter

1973
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:25,940
Instagram is based on pictures not based on top

1974
01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:29,700
Well, but I mean does does donald trump have an official?

1975
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:34,180
Instagram account that they shut down. I don't know. Yeah, but you know what I mean?

1976
01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:39,860
I found that to be a little odd that they didn't say anything about instagram, but you can post

1977
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:45,080
Absolutely pictures of forms. Oh, you can you can do whatever you want on instagram

1978
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:49,880
Um it's a subsidiary of facebook. Well you could post a picture and then you can type whatever you want. Yeah

1979
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:56,920
I was just surprised. I mean I figured it's probably uh censored as well. It is

1980
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:00,760
But I just they stayed below the fray on this one

1981
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:07,560
It is I have an instagram account and I follow a couple of guys who are complaining that they're being shadow banned

1982
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:13,240
On instagram on instagram. Oh fuck never mind. I mean and they're conservative platforms. I would expect anything different

1983
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,520
They're owned by facebook. So whatever it's a facebook company. Yeah

1984
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,000
It's sad

1985
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,200
but

1986
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,200
speaking of oracle

1987
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:31,340
I watched a program yesterday. Actually, it was a youtube commercial from CNBC CNBC put a video out on why people are leaving california

1988
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:40,120
One company is leaving california. I watched it was about 20 minutes and I knew about most of them, you know tesla moved

1989
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:43,160
They're moving. They actually I think they already have to austin

1990
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:49,960
Toyota moved obviously and there's a slew of other companies that have left california

1991
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,520
oracle

1992
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:57,800
Just announced in the mid december. They are leaving california for austin texas. Holy shit

1993
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,160
That's huge

1994
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:05,640
Oracle they're gonna i'm telling you they're gonna turn texas. I tell you what well, okay

1995
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,280
Maybe but that is going to sink san francisco

1996
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,800
Yeah

1997
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,160
the oracle

1998
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,160
oracle one world conference

1999
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,640
is

2000
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,640
I mean it sustains san francisco. Yeah, well, it's not well

2001
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,640
I don't know if they're gonna have that anymore

2002
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,320
Is the conference still gonna be there probably no way it's probably gonna be down in austin. No, they already moved it

2003
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:31,320
They moved it before they moved. Oh really? Yes. Where was it this year? Oh god, I want to think florida

2004
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,280
But I I can't confirm that

2005
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:40,360
Yeah, but I I had heard that they were basically pulling they were pulling. So what exactly does oracle do?

2006
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:45,640
Uh oracle has huge erp packages. They have huge database

2007
01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:48,360
platforms, uh

2008
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:52,520
I mean they're they got their hands and everything. It's storage with server power

2009
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,080
Server and storage. Yeah

2010
01:12:55,480 --> 01:13:00,600
I mean they're like I used to sell the shit. I used to buy a shitload of it. Yeah, it's it's in everything

2011
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:05,400
It's cloud. Yeah, they got oracle cloud. They got the applications. They got uh,

2012
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:12,040
Back back office. What was that larry erp's that was my whole career. Yeah for a long time

2013
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:15,080
That's what I supported was uh oracle erp's. Yeah

2014
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:22,040
They do they do uh, sap not sap's but uh, yeah, you're right erp's that well, they have oracle

2015
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,480
They have oracle has their own and then there's peoplesoft

2016
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,880
Uh, they have jd edwards. So where are their server farms located?

2017
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:33,260
Are they gonna relocate them? Uh, they're all in prostor, texas

2018
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,680
Up on preston road there

2019
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:43,960
Some of it's in gunter. They're behind the kroger on presto. They're right next to pilot pilot point pilot point relake

2020
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,800
Seriously, no the corporate offices. I don't know the corporate offices. They're not going to move their server farms

2021
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:52,680
Um, that would be that would be

2022
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
An undertaking to do. Oh, yeah

2023
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:58,920
Um, are they all in california? You think they're serving? No, no, I bet not

2024
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:03,560
No, because think about it. Why would you put it on a fault? Well think about it

2025
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:08,120
You know, they have brownouts in california. Why have all of your servers in a place that could lose power?

2026
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,600
Well, they would have backup power

2027
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360
Yeah for so long but or

2028
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:19,160
I want to build one in california. I'm gonna put one in oklahoma on a floor. They're all over the place

2029
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:26,120
Just like tesla's building these gigafactories all over the place. All right. Yes, you don't you don't consolidate in one city

2030
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:32,040
But yeah, they're they're moving they announced that mid december the whole concept of an electric car is just absolutely

2031
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,360
bizarre

2032
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,480
right

2033
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,480
I mean it's because

2034
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:45,080
They're it's it because to have a tesla there the concept is like well, we'll save power. We'll save a fossil fuel

2035
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,720
it's not based on that the whole concept of the

2036
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:52,840
Electric car is is retarded an electric car is something that you buy

2037
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,640
that you

2038
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,640
You don't give a fuck

2039
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:01,640
You know like hey look I got fucking money and i'm just gonna get it because they're cool

2040
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,600
Because they are cool

2041
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:07,000
But it's not there are I like the teslas. So

2042
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,520
So, okay, i'm gonna disagree a little bit, right?

2043
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,840
But yes, you have to you have to hold on you have to pay peter to pay paul or

2044
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:19,000
Steal from even more retarded. I mean if you want out of power hold on

2045
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,600
You gotta hire someone that's gonna do gasoline to hold on

2046
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:29,720
I had diesel fucking generator to pop so people who are passionate about electrical cars electric cars

2047
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:33,480
Don't want to emit fossil fuel

2048
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:39,480
Right don't want to hold on. They don't want to do fossil fossil fuel emissions

2049
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,480
Uh, you know from the car, but do they but the reality is yes

2050
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:46,760
They here's the reality when you look at a macro perspective

2051
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:51,500
Okay, so you have to charge your car and you have to use electricity

2052
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:58,300
How is that electricity produced that electricity is produced by a like coal a coal power plant?

2053
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:06,540
Not likely probably a natural gas power plant in some situations. It is a nuclear sometimes. It's it's renewable

2054
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,620
renewable, uh

2055
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:13,500
Hydro, maybe well and that's and that's exactly how these people rationalize it

2056
01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:20,220
They're like, you know what? I'm gonna get a car that doesn't produce emissions and that's honorable guys. Let's be real. That is honorable

2057
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:26,300
It's retarded. No, it is not it's retarded. What do you have an electric car? What are you gonna do with the battery?

2058
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:28,220
What does that mean?

2059
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:31,180
Well, you gotta get rid of the battery the batteries only have a lifespan

2060
01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:35,500
I mean, come on you gotta get rid of it and then you gotta buy another one. How much is the new battery? Well

2061
01:16:36,620 --> 01:16:42,780
What it cost is is not is not but how do you get rid of the discussion about the environment?

2062
01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:49,180
How do you get rid of the battery? Yeah, you put in a landfill. Yeah bullshit. Okay. How does that hurt the environment?

2063
01:16:49,180 --> 01:16:51,420
It does it leeches all that chemical oil

2064
01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:59,020
Right, so I'm being devil's advocate here. You guys understand that right? No, you're no no no no no no

2065
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,700
No, this is Paul Paul's liberal. No, so when I'm

2066
01:17:03,740 --> 01:17:06,860
I have been waiting for so long to come out

2067
01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:09,660
A picture of Joe Biden

2068
01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:14,460
Tattooed on the inside of his butt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

2069
01:17:14,460 --> 01:17:19,420
No, or only he could see it when he spreads. Well, I have so many naked pictures of Joe Biden. I can't even

2070
01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:21,740
I don't even know I don't even know where to put them all

2071
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:28,060
In your butt. Wow. I understand that people want to say they want to feel good that say yes

2072
01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:33,980
I am not polluting but in reality they are they're trying to do their part, but they don't look at the macro

2073
01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:37,260
Because they're fucking ignorant. No, I mean, come on

2074
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:44,300
I disagree. I mean somebody who who wants to get an electric car because it doesn't pollute is an honorable thing

2075
01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:48,700
There's nothing wrong with that honorable body. I disagree. The only reason I'd get an electric car

2076
01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:52,300
I disagree is if it was cost-effective. I look at the bottom line

2077
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:58,220
But you know what again if they've got the money and it's not if it doesn't make sense financially

2078
01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:03,980
And they're upside down because that the rebuy the battery makes sense, you know what the regular that's their fucking decision

2079
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:09,180
But they're doing it because they they have an idealistic an idealistic motivation

2080
01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:12,380
I don't think all of them do. No, they don't they don't move

2081
01:18:13,580 --> 01:18:19,980
You know what I I'm not judging if they if they if they want to get an electric car because they want to feel like it

2082
01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:21,980
doesn't pollute the environment and

2083
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:25,420
Look at me. I'm better than you. Well, you can get a car for whatever

2084
01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:30,860
You can get a car for whatever you reason you want. I don't care exactly but the problem I have

2085
01:18:30,860 --> 01:18:34,300
I mean the problem I have is when they feel better than you

2086
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:39,500
How do you know which because I've got the little leaflet stuck on my

2087
01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:44,620
Truck, let's say you saw oh keep your finish finish the story

2088
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:48,780
Yeah, I was at one of the local grocery stores where they have the electric

2089
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:51,340
Chargers

2090
01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:56,380
You parked there you parked in the electric charger spot. I always do. Are you kidding? No

2091
01:18:56,380 --> 01:19:00,940
You can't park in the electric charger spot. Who said is it against the law?

2092
01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:09,020
Are you serious? 100% All right. And what did you get on your on your windshield? I got a little leaflet that basically shamed me

2093
01:19:09,660 --> 01:19:13,420
Saying you shouldn't park here. This is for cars that are environmentally friendly

2094
01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:18,860
And all that bullshit that goes along with it. Why did you park in the electric?

2095
01:19:19,740 --> 01:19:22,620
I always do an open spot. It was an open spot and I took it

2096
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:28,380
Yeah, but you knew it was an electric charge spot. Of course, and you're being an asshole. Of course. Why?

2097
01:19:29,020 --> 01:19:34,940
Why not? Well, we don't we don't need to be that way. That's racist. Why let time out because it was a nice close spot

2098
01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:38,620
Why why not come why not put those farther out?

2099
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:45,100
There's no reason for us to be antagonistic leave those spots open for the people that feel good about charging their cars

2100
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:48,380
I have never seen one electric car in the five years

2101
01:19:48,380 --> 01:19:54,700
I've been going there with that. And you know what and that's that is sprouts problem. I have never seen one in there

2102
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:57,820
Okay, and if it's empty i'm taking it

2103
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:02,140
I disagree with that. Just you know what let's not a handicapped spot

2104
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:05,900
These people are not handicapped and I don't give a shit charge your car at home

2105
01:20:06,940 --> 01:20:10,780
I get it. Why why should they get free electricity?

2106
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:14,780
Are they going to give me free gas? Because that's what sprouts are

2107
01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:21,740
World market or wherever you were condoms rs wherever you were that's where they they let you they they let them do it

2108
01:20:21,740 --> 01:20:26,780
It's a free service for them. No until the until they make a law that says you can't do it. I'm gonna park there

2109
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,820
You know, I can't park in the handicap because there's a law for you know what I should do

2110
01:20:30,380 --> 01:20:35,420
I should i'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it this weekend tagging this huge ass batteries. That's fine

2111
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:41,020
And I got a big old truck too to charge my home. You know, we've got batteries at your house

2112
01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:45,260
Yeah, so no, I don't know what about the solar you don't have

2113
01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:49,020
No, I don't have a battery farm. I mean it doesn't charge

2114
01:20:49,020 --> 01:20:54,140
So if you were to hypothetically get a battery farm, okay, let's just look into it. Let's just say

2115
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:59,260
The battery farm would fit in the back of a truck. Let's just say it's like three foot by five foot

2116
01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:03,020
Okay. Yeah, and it's easily to get in and out and exchangeable

2117
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:07,020
Let's just say that you were to take your car and I would drive to

2118
01:21:07,020 --> 01:21:10,780
Kroger and charge my no not Kroger

2119
01:21:11,740 --> 01:21:14,780
That's not where you were. Yeah, it was where Kroger where?

2120
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:18,380
Not my Kroger. They don't have charging koi is koi

2121
01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:25,660
Koi and um, really koi and one two one one has chart as a charging station. Yep. Yes

2122
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:28,540
No shit. I've never seen that. All right, go ahead

2123
01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:30,860
I would charge

2124
01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:32,860
My batteries there. Sure

2125
01:21:32,860 --> 01:21:37,100
Let them sit there like six hours. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that

2126
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:41,100
Nothing wrong with that. So therefore free electricity. Mm-hmm

2127
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:46,780
I would so take advantage of me if you had it and if you were using that to prevent yourself from

2128
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:52,860
Pulling power from the I would do that because I'm a piece of shit and I want to steal from somebody that doesn't make sense

2129
01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:55,100
I mean that's what i'm talking about. This is antagonistic

2130
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:59,100
Listen, there are people that are that are trying to get their hands on the power

2131
01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:04,140
Bullshit that these big companies these why do they want to do that? We can't afford a goddamn tesla

2132
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:11,740
Actually, they're not that expensive they are I wouldn't buy one. I wouldn't buy one for what you get if they're expensive. They're

2133
01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:15,580
35 000 and you get 200 miles on it. Well

2134
01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:21,100
Yeah, and then these are people that choose to buy these cars and and drive short distances

2135
01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,660
No, they're not worth it at this point

2136
01:22:23,660 --> 01:22:28,380
Okay, well that's that's your opinion. I'm gonna continue part. There is a shitload of people

2137
01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:30,380
I don't know why i'm fighting this with you guys

2138
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:38,860
I I hate I hate teslas and I would never buy one. I don't know. Why are you arguing that because I because I respect people's decision

2139
01:22:38,860 --> 01:22:43,420
To buy a tesla. Well, that's fine. So do I I wish I had one I can't afford it

2140
01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:48,460
Therefore that 35 000 bucks I can guarantee you can afford no I can't I can't hop in my car

2141
01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:51,020
And go down and see my son four hours away. Okay?

2142
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:56,700
Yep, it's not rational. It's not rational if I never wanted to go anywhere

2143
01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:01,260
Then it makes sense. Yeah, if I lived in a big city like new york or san francisco

2144
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:04,060
You know what? That's a great question. What is the

2145
01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:10,620
I've I've wondered this how far can they go 200 miles on that can't be that can't be true

2146
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,500
It is the extended miles are what?

2147
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:20,460
If you buy the extended battery it may get you 500 or 400 or 500 miles and that's on the really expensive ones

2148
01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:22,380
Yeah

2149
01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:27,020
And i'm sorry if I want to go home back to ohio. I can't take that car

2150
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:32,380
Well, you would take the scooter. No, I would take my truck that gets 15 miles of the gallo

2151
01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:37,180
So here's where I would come up with the you know how they had the electric the electromagnetic trains

2152
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:40,220
Yeah, I would take my truck

2153
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,940
Electric the electromagnetic trains

2154
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:49,020
Yes bullet train the bullet trains. I I need we need a billion dollar bullet train to cincinnati

2155
01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:52,860
Now what we need is a multi-million dollar train stops in between

2156
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:58,300
Express to cincinnati we need a we need a major system

2157
01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:04,060
Yes, that uses that technology to get vehicles from point a to point b vehicles

2158
01:24:04,380 --> 01:24:08,140
Well, they wanted to build that like a like a railroad ferry

2159
01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:14,380
Well, they wanted to build that from dallas to houston. No, i'm talking about golden triangle the the high-speed train

2160
01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:16,620
They wanted to build that actually. I think it's still

2161
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:23,020
Please tell me it's not still in the works. Well, I don't know because it's private try to do something like that

2162
01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:25,020
Yeah, well they started a billion dollars a mile

2163
01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:29,500
Yeah, it was some fucking crazy and it failed and it and they pulled it fake

2164
01:24:29,660 --> 01:24:33,420
Yeah, they pulled it did they start constructing it did they already spend a bunch of money on it?

2165
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,420
I don't know. I'm sure they did they did

2166
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:43,100
I'm sure they did that's fucking california for you guys. I mean, it's a billion dollars. So they they went 100 miles 400 miles

2167
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:53,260
Yeah, 400 billion dollars the the model s which is significantly more affordable but still out of reach of most consumers 400 miles

2168
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,580
so

2169
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:59,420
I can't get very far. Oh, but that's 400 miles. Hold on. That's a long way

2170
01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:05,180
You're saying that that's the typical 400 miles. That's under tesla under ideal driving conditions

2171
01:25:05,180 --> 01:25:07,180
So here in texas where it's 110

2172
01:25:08,140 --> 01:25:10,780
You're not going to get 400 miles. No, you can go 60 miles

2173
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:16,080
Exactly right and if you're going at a certain speed and you're not accelerating or decelerating

2174
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:21,740
You can get 400 miles if you just go on a highway at 35 miles an hour at 110 degrees

2175
01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:26,380
You can go. All right, look 60. Look, honestly, look here's the thing if I could afford it

2176
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:29,180
I would too so I don't want to I don't want to shit on it piss on it

2177
01:25:29,180 --> 01:25:31,660
I'm just saying if I could afford it I would do because

2178
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:35,360
Reasonably if we're to do if we're doing our everyday thing

2179
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:41,920
And we hop in the yeah, we're commuting. That's all we do. Yeah, I'd have no problem getting one, but it's got to be affordable

2180
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:44,400
It's not affordable yet. It is it's 35,000

2181
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:51,120
Dollars, it's not no, I don't know. I don't know I can get a car that's better than that that gets 40 miles to the gallon

2182
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,960
That's cheaper

2183
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,120
Than that. Okay, like a hundi

2184
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,760
Yes, whatever doesn't matter

2185
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:58,960
Yes

2186
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,960
That's a better car

2187
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:02,640
cheaper and

2188
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,640
What if that breaks down? Where do you take it?

2189
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:09,480
Can I take it to the local auto shop and say hey, can you fix this? Do they know how to fix these cars yet?

2190
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,480
No

2191
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:16,880
Yeah, my wheels are I guess they can change out the wheels and the braking systems though

2192
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,880
Yeah, yeah, but if you have an engine problem, what happens? Where do you take it?

2193
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,100
I get it. I get it and trust me

2194
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:26,480
I mean my wife if my wife will listen to this podcast she'd be like

2195
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,960
Why are you defending because I'm like a huge critic?

2196
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,800
There's like a million Tesla's on the road

2197
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:41,320
Everywhere I turn and it and I'm not going to get into the culture of it, but there is a very predominant a

2198
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,200
very predominant segment of

2199
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:46,880
Frisco that drives Tesla's. I am looking

2200
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:51,160
disturbingly at your glasses when mine was full and

2201
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:58,760
And yours was empty and now yours is completely full and mine is completely empty. What the fuck man?

2202
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,160
You know what it is. We went on the round three. It's discrimination

2203
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:06,840
Because I'm white you're racist because you're Slovakian

2204
01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:17,980
Pricks Somalian Oh wonder twins. Yeah, what'd you say? You're fucking your profile was your genetic profile?

2205
01:27:17,980 --> 01:27:22,940
Well, yeah, your genetic profile you do your DNA testing actually it was my mother's and yeah

2206
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:29,580
What was your here? I'm gonna do was deep Congolese fucking a Congolese fucking Congolese motherfucker

2207
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:33,100
90

2208
01:27:34,140 --> 01:27:36,140
98%

2209
01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:38,140
Western European. Oh my bad

2210
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:43,180
By the way, I'm a strong supporter of Congress the Congolese population. I have nothing against them

2211
01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:45,900
I don't even know what that is. What is Congolese?

2212
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:47,900
What is Congolese?

2213
01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:49,420
my Congo

2214
01:27:49,420 --> 01:27:51,720
like the Republic of Congo in Africa

2215
01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:57,780
That Congolese is that this you brought it up. They're not schmig that develops on your they're not

2216
01:27:58,820 --> 01:28:02,300
Congolese conk conk or something Congonians. What do you call it?

2217
01:28:03,780 --> 01:28:11,660
What is I speak Congolese because I come from Congo is it Congolese is that the official the Congites stop it

2218
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:14,620
Congonians Congonians

2219
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:16,620
I'm a

2220
01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:19,260
What is a person from?

2221
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:23,340
Congo, no, shut up. That's a British mortar tanker

2222
01:28:25,820 --> 01:28:27,820
We're gonna kill him with a Congonian

2223
01:28:29,060 --> 01:28:31,140
Dominic okay. Hold on the Democratic

2224
01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:38,220
Democratic Republic of Congo. What are they? I think they're Congon. They're just Congon. I

2225
01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:45,140
Don't know a and well, I mean Africa is so strange. It's such a large region though. It's Jeff

2226
01:28:46,340 --> 01:28:47,660
fantastically

2227
01:28:47,660 --> 01:28:50,780
beautifully gigantic and just full of like

2228
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:55,300
Everything yes, you know that I was talking to my son the other day

2229
01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:59,420
I started my son the other day and he was like we talked about Africa for some reason

2230
01:28:59,420 --> 01:29:03,900
I don't know even how that came up and he was like, oh my god. I would never live there. So dry. I was like, um

2231
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:09,060
There are rainforests in Africa. Oh, yeah people don't understand the climate of Africa

2232
01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:12,060
There's everything you can possibly imagine. Well, it's yes

2233
01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:17,420
It's the world's largest desert. Yeah, the Sahara Desert I get it

2234
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:23,340
But what people don't understand is that there is every climate you could possibly imagine in Africa

2235
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:29,900
Huge rainforests in the tropical zone. I mean it goes on and on and on and on it is probably

2236
01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:33,020
Without without a doubt to me the most

2237
01:29:34,220 --> 01:29:36,220
misunderstood continent

2238
01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:41,260
So what it what it what is an area? What is an occupant of Kenya called Kenyan?

2239
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:47,980
Kenyan you're correct. I forgot that Kenyan. I couldn't think of it. What was the verdict on Congo in?

2240
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:54,300
Calais in Congolese Congolese and there is no verdict. What is the person from Congo is called a

2241
01:29:54,820 --> 01:29:56,820
Congon Congonion

2242
01:29:56,820 --> 01:30:02,780
Come on, Congon Congonion. Is it a congusion? No, it's not Google congoni

2243
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,980
What the hell we're not talking about fucking Klingons here

2244
01:30:07,020 --> 01:30:10,820
I'm Congon a Congon. I think it's is it Congon

2245
01:30:11,460 --> 01:30:13,460
It's see a what?

2246
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:16,060
what

2247
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:19,700
Congolese Congolese, where do you see that Congolese?

2248
01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:26,300
Is it Congolese Congolese Congo Lee's people people really?

2249
01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:30,940
What you just say he Congolese where you seeing Congolese

2250
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:37,940
A producer raises. All right, that's behind my microphone. I couldn't see it. So that's

2251
01:30:38,820 --> 01:30:43,700
I was that's good. There we go. Congolese. What do you Congolese people value? Okay?

2252
01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:49,220
Why do they even come up? What's Congolese come from? What are we talking about the the people that live in Congo?

2253
01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:51,820
like the Maltese know before that

2254
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:55,300
The Maltese

2255
01:30:57,300 --> 01:31:03,900
Know what what that okay? Well you asked him what his ethnicity was and he said and he said Congolese

2256
01:31:03,900 --> 01:31:09,220
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. What is your DNA break? Your your breakdown of the well, bitch

2257
01:31:09,220 --> 01:31:11,220
I said your Slovakia

2258
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:15,220
I said Slovakia

2259
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,220
I said Slovakia

2260
01:31:17,220 --> 01:31:20,380
What and you said your Congolese? I said I'm 98%

2261
01:31:21,620 --> 01:31:28,100
What what Western European that's a little broad don't you think no, it's Belgian. It's Northwestern

2262
01:31:29,060 --> 01:31:34,340
Northeastern, I'm sorry. Are you spoke? It's it's it's like a Scandinavian region

2263
01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:39,580
The Kingdom the northerly Polish. No, that's Eastern

2264
01:31:39,580 --> 01:31:46,140
Of you that's a well, you're no, that's the Eastern Bloc your Norwegian yours. No, well, it's a

2265
01:31:47,380 --> 01:31:53,660
Nordic you're Danish. Well, it's you don't know look bitch. I'm trying to explain if you shut the fuck up

2266
01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:57,420
I mean that's fucking broad. I'm I'm a big part of Europe

2267
01:31:58,820 --> 01:32:02,580
I'm North and East and West and South Europe

2268
01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:10,620
Well, it doesn't give you a goddamn address you should give you a fucking narrow down piece of what you are

2269
01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:19,500
What is Slovakia where is Slovakia it's Yugoslavia

2270
01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:24,860
No, it isn't. It's where well, that's where Slovakia comes from. No, it doesn't they broke

2271
01:32:24,860 --> 01:32:30,980
Czech Czechoslovakia. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're getting into wrong stuff. I've been to Yugoslavia

2272
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:36,380
What about check and they broke Yugoslavia into Croatia? I'd be there too. That's not Slovakia

2273
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,220
You are sure wrong on this

2274
01:32:39,820 --> 01:32:44,820
Check out not let me finish. There you go. Yugoslavia was broken into Serbia and Croatia

2275
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,500
Where's Slovakia?

2276
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:54,180
See it says right there right there. Oh fuck. Yeah, right there. Yeah, it's way north brother. It's from the Czech Republic

2277
01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:58,020
Okay, that's way north. It's nothing to do with you

2278
01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:02,940
Croatia or Serbia if you were to it's like like 300 miles

2279
01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:09,220
Paul feeling his

2280
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:17,460
He's yeah, I'm fighting everybody he's map King and I'm electric car. Yeah mailing tonight. I am you know what it's about time

2281
01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:21,020
And I have fucking solar panels bitch

2282
01:33:22,460 --> 01:33:25,740
Take your solar panels and your desire to get a Tesla

2283
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:33,140
You guys want to hear my story on the solar panels on your monthly payment. No, well, I know I get that I get that

2284
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,660
So I pay

2285
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:39,120
250 bucks a month for the solar panels but I can promise you live. Yeah for the rest of my life

2286
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:40,900
I get that one told us all the house

2287
01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:46,540
But so in the last year they told me with the 250 bucks a month

2288
01:33:46,540 --> 01:33:49,860
I'm also expected to pay 55 bucks a month in

2289
01:33:51,180 --> 01:33:56,220
In pulling from the grid for my utility company, right? Okay for the last year

2290
01:33:56,220 --> 01:34:00,440
It's been it's been zero other than the taxes

2291
01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:05,620
Like, you know, you got to pay the taxes, right? So it's been like three bucks five bucks eight bucks five bucks

2292
01:34:06,260 --> 01:34:11,900
Taxes on what if you don't use any taxes you don't know here's the reality is I do use electricity

2293
01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:18,460
But they pull from the bank. So as I produce every single day every single week month

2294
01:34:18,860 --> 01:34:24,740
They build up it builds up a bank of money it and then the utility company

2295
01:34:24,740 --> 01:34:31,760
It sounds like a huge ripoff. No, no, no and the utility company pulls from my banked amount of produce

2296
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:36,620
Because I'm giving back to the grid dude. I'm giving way more back to the grid than I'm using

2297
01:34:37,660 --> 01:34:42,180
The why aren't you getting the credit? Well, I am getting that's the bank. We get the beer. That's the bank

2298
01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:47,740
So I'm getting a credit and then any anything I use cuz I am all

2299
01:34:47,740 --> 01:34:55,220
I'm always using shit from from the grid at nighttime. Right natural light you that's Jeff

2300
01:34:56,660 --> 01:34:58,660
Dude

2301
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:04,060
Are we done with the the neat Negros? Well, you want a Sapporo? No, I'm

2302
01:35:04,060 --> 01:35:12,620
Drinking you want the dad I don't give a shit man. Take it. Anyway, listen

2303
01:35:13,340 --> 01:35:16,660
So for an entire year for an entire year

2304
01:35:16,660 --> 01:35:23,660
I did not pay anything to the utility company because they pulled everything I used at nighttime and on cloudy days from my bank

2305
01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:30,600
From my credit. Okay last month. That's all right last month. It was a hundred dollars

2306
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,600
Which were taxes? What?

2307
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:38,840
Know that for the taxes last month. It was a hundred dollars to pay the utility company

2308
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:43,320
So you 250 plus 100 bucks. Yes, and here's why

2309
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:50,440
My a-hole sons would turn on the spa

2310
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,640
and run

2311
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:56,160
Run the spa all night in case

2312
01:35:56,160 --> 01:36:00,680
They wanted to get in in case they want it because it takes two hours to heat up with my shitty ass heater

2313
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:04,760
All right, so I had a hundred and something dollar gas bill

2314
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:11,880
Yeah, but a hundred dollar electricity bill because my boys would be like anticipating that friends would come over and they would turn

2315
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:16,040
After I went to bed after I went to bed, they would turn on the spa and let it run on

2316
01:36:17,760 --> 01:36:20,760
Gas and electricity all night

2317
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:27,920
All night freaking long one morning. I woke up. I woke up to the spa still running at

2318
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:34,480
630 in the morning like steaming and everything. Why who knows? But the point is it ran all night

2319
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:40,080
It ran all night. That right there was like 60 bucks. You pulled out of their their allowance

2320
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:45,200
No, I will I would I would I did that with my son fuckers

2321
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:50,600
Actually, no, I didn't I gave him if it happens again, it's I'm gonna pull it out of his pissed

2322
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:55,880
I was pissed. I went for an entire year with no electricity bill hundred bucks a month

2323
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:59,320
Boom, did you let them know what they did? No, I haven't yet. I just found out yesterday

2324
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:04,040
Are we I feel like we over I

2325
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:08,280
Feel like we're way under that's what I feel too way under

2326
01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:13,560
We are at 1038 so we are done. No, we're not

2327
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:18,600
Because I have an amazing story to share I kill for it. Is it your three-legged one-eyed dog?

2328
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,560
Can I tell that story? No, let's say that for next time. I think so, too

2329
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:25,560
Cuz that's gonna take a good 20-30 minutes. It's gonna take like two shots. It's a great story

2330
01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:30,560
She is precious and she is a pain in my ass. I need to share the story. She's still bleeding of her

2331
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:35,560
I need to share the story of Sasha. We'll do it next time. Okay, she's not bleeding anymore

2332
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:40,560
Oh, that's good. It's good. I had to scrub the shit out of my house the blood out of your house everywhere

2333
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:44,560
I had to I I I didn't shit I I

2334
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:48,560
mopped the shit out of my house

2335
01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:54,560
Are you saying the blood like blood the bloody shit blood? Well, no, there's no bloody shit

2336
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:58,560
Fuck what is that? Why we did she was shit little?

2337
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:06,560
Parasite she got hit by a car. I didn't know don't be a dick. I mean, all right, we're gonna save this for next half holes

2338
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:10,560
It's not my fight. Take the leash off her. We're gonna save it for next time either

2339
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:17,560
Somebody's fault. Yeah, we're gonna save it for next time because fingers. Who do we point to because it's it's a it's a good story

2340
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:21,560
Somebody said something and it's got some good humor and

2341
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:26,560
And so, you know to wrap this up. I think we should do a little bit of

2342
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:32,560
This is our closed out I can do it live if you want

2343
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:48,560
I

2344
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:05,560
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