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that's Paul of the bathroom bathroom we asked him to

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I got some skills

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All right well that's the precursor to our dudes like us

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Okay the hacking the hack cackling or whatever it is in the background doesn't help

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Yes all right well that's what I came up with as a future a future pump up the crowd

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Kick off the podcast that pumped everyone up just right now

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Absolutely I'm right I haven't even had a chance to drink to sample this I'll take a good sniff

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What is this what are we drinking this is that's what I was about to pull up I was going to discuss

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Where's the bottle I've got a picture of it so we don't continue to do it away

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We don't have any control no correct we have none you have none

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I didn't we're trying to start the bourbon bottles away from you yeah we're trying to start our collection

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But we keep killing a bottle every Tuesday so the collection is getting into our belly

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Yeah so anyway we are drinking the knob Creek small batch nine year

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Very respectable burden yes hunter proof did you know knob Creek is a Jim Beam

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Wow I did not know that it is and I pulled up the the mash bill because we're always interested in the mash bill

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So it's the enough Creek small batch nine year bourbon was very good it's about I don't know what was it 30 bucks 35 bucks

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Yeah it was under 30 bucks I think wasn't it I don't remember anyway it's tasty the mash bill is 75 percent corn

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13 percent rye wow and 12 percent multi-barley too much right it's terrible sucks

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No but it's very good has a very good smell odor it's very good odor and flavor as well

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It's good it's good stuff smell a little brown sugar I like it Paul says he likes the caramel

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That's a lot of bourbons that's that had that had that description in its taste

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You know I taste on the finish I taste apple green apple I don't know if anyone else does I do it's a

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Maybe I'm becoming more of a kind of sewer it's got to be worse would you what do you call it Paul a Somali a yeah there

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Marked a time you finally get it right yes it does taste I mean when you don't like take a shot of it and you taste it

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And these these glasses talk about the glasses because I always say it wrong Glenn can't Karen or that's how I think it says

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Glenn Karen of course there's someone out there that's going to be contested this yeah of course no it's good card

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And they're Scottish yeah you're saying that where's my golf ball it's going Karen dumb it idiot anyway I got a set of six of these for

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Santa Claus brought them to me and there's the official whiskey drink or I'm sorry glass nice and we talked about it last time on the

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Last show there's slightly mention the apple and I kind of taste some fruit and it's like a green apple it's a granny Smith

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So that is what he tastes ball. I told you my taste my taste is still a little off right now. Also experiencing post covid I am

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Side effects I am recovered but my my sinuses have not quite recovered so the sinuses are out your your butt still producing that oil

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As you were talking about yeah that's really odd I hadn't I got through that that was a strange symptom I haven't heard that symptom

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Until you had mentioned it you know they make fake it fake vanilla out of it. We're talking about beaver beaver beaver as juice secretion

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Beaver as juice yes I would never have believed it. I know it's a true story. Yeah my son the oldest one sent a text or maybe it was an

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Article I don't know it said artificial vanilla is made out of beaver anus juice secretion wasn't quite phrased that way but almost

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Yeah and Sean and I did a deep dive going no that can't be right. It is absolutely true so that those that fake vanilla flavor that you get

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In candies and stuff is actually beaver as juice. There you go. I wish they would just put that on the bottle beaver as it's called BHA badge

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Yeah nice. So yeah it's a it's a very good bourbon and

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Shit that bugs me or would you call it. Well you know what grinds my gears. I like chaps my ass but we can go with it. Chaps my ass. I don't give a shit

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You know what fucking bothers me. There you go. I like that one. There you go. All right. All right we all have to give our things that bother me

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Well Sean this is this is the inaugural session so you came up with I'm talking more like you know things that bug me like I'll give an

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Example like I made a post before about things that bug me. You go to go to red Mexican restaurant. I was like ordered some chips and salsa and some queso

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And the chips and salsa of course they come by the table and bring it right out there. You know you got a table full of six people in my family

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One one of them eats. Oh I eat too. I mean we just start pounding down those damn chips. It's a competition and then we're finished with the chips

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And this is the crack the little tiny shitty pieces are at the bottom here. Everybody's scrambling to grab the big ones right. Yeah. But I don't know what the deal is man

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It's like the restaurants busy and they've got all the 15,000 waiters running around with box of these things of baskets of chips and then one brings by this popping

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Piping hot bowl of queso's cassettes on the table. It says white queso and I'm like that bowl is empty of chips now.

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That's what really grinds my gears. You couldn't control yourself. It makes me wait. No it's not that. It's not a matter of me controlling myself. Yes it is. It's the matter

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It's the fact that they don't have the they have the lack of attention to detail when it comes to my needs. You know how dare them bring out a fucking bowl of queso without a bowl of chips.

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Sorry man. Okay. First off, that's not the way it works. They bring you the salsa and the chips and they put it down and then they say would you like any queso or something something something and then they go off to take that order.

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They didn't even take the order. They just put that stuff down and then you stuffed your face full of chips. Absolutely torture waiting for those. That's on you.

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And you know, hey, can you bring it up and they're talking to each other in Spanish. They're like, hey, the fat bastard over there just got done chowing down on all three of the bowls of chips we sat on that table.

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And you don't think it's a self control issue. No. Well, you have to compete. You have to compete with the kids because you're like, if they take one, I have to take one.

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So every time they do it, you have to take one. So to follow up on that, which haps my hide is when they bring the bowl of chips out. And like you said earlier, it's just a bunch of crumbs. It's all like you just like shitty little pieces.

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How am I going to do with this? Right. Like scoot my fingers through the salsa trying to get some good flavor on. Well, that's the same thing at my house. If we have bags of chips, they

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What are you doing stealing my pad? But at my house, like when it gets down to like the medium sized chips, the boys move on to the next bag.

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They don't throw it away. So then I go into the pantry and I'm just like my father where you waste nothing. Right. And I look to see and there's like three, there's four bags of chips.

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Three of them are, you know, round so tight that you know it's all the little shitty chips. Basically chip dust chip chip dust. And so what do I do? I take all three bags and combine them because I'm my father.

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You get to get a spoon and eat it. Yeah. So then I pour I pour the whole thing onto my plate and I sit there and I like, you know, I grab it like fingertips.

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That's absolutely what I do every time. But my but my sons somehow didn't get that at all. They look at the bag and go, oh yeah, new bag. And they open up another bag. Their chips boiled. Yeah, they are. I mean, what the hell?

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How much do you do is when you buy a new one is crinkle them and say there you go before that's even open. Yeah. See what they do. They wouldn't need to open it and go. Yeah. They go to the store and get another bag.

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Oh, yeah, please. They never do that. Did you buy it all the broken chips? What am I supposed to do? But you know how you know how they always say you do whatever your parents do.

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Like are you as a son always does exactly what his father does. And then when he's a grown man, he's saying the same stuff to his kids. Is that is is that still does that still inevitably happen?

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I couldn't be polar opposites from I don't think two of my three sons are nothing like me. I don't think so. I think it's things that they acquire or things that they it's it's been instilled in them.

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And it's a matter of time when it comes out. It may not come out in front of you. So you say that. I mean, I shared with you a moment that I saw about your other son.

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Yeah, I get it. So I think that mannerisms I'm talking about like actions, like not wasting stuff or I think that's being considerate about this or that.

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Well, I think that wasting stuff is a sign of the times and the kids. It's a time of excess right now.

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That is I think everything's disposable.

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Everything's I just go get another one. Yeah. Back in the day, you would buy something and you're like, it's not as easily replaceable. Yeah.

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And you expect. Well, that's the thing you expected to take care of it. Yeah. I mean, there's stuff nowadays. Yeah. It's built to be, you know, it's disposable.

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Like they get a phone every two years. But damn, take care of it. I mean, multiple times.

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They've been like, yeah, I broke my TV. Sorry, Dad. What do you mean you broke your TV or fell off the end of the bed? Like whether you don't have a TV. Oh, yeah.

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Kind of. But I mean, the TVs are now like, you know, 80 bucks for a 20 inch. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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I mean, so, you know, what are you going to do? Dad, can you give me another TV? Yeah. I mean, you could be a total hard ass to say I'm a total hard ass.

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Yeah, you know, I'm in between. I'm in between. Sometimes I'm a hard ass. Sometimes I mean, if it really chaps my ass, I dig in and then their eyes get big. Right.

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They're like, we talking about you're not going to do that. No, I'm not. No. If you want it, you can make money and you can go do it. Yeah.

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I mean, that's the age old. That's the age old deal. Yeah.

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So that's kind of that's kind of what I do. But the things that chat my hide, we need to come up with a good name of that. Chaps my ass.

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Just chapter things that chap my ass. How does the TV fall off the bed? I don't know what they're doing.

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I mean, they want me. Maybe it's on the nightstand next to the bed and they pull the cord. I don't know what the hell they do.

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I mean, but these things are like they're not like rock solid. I mean, they teeter on a little flimsy plastic little stand.

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But still, that TV's never fallen over. Well, because I put this is not on the bed. Well, no, because I put the stand on.

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I was very, very well installed. Did you solder it?

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Soldered it. Come to think of that, I had those lights that you put under your cabinets in the kitchen and the wire meant bar.

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Well, no, in the kitchen and the wires fell off. So it needs to be re soldered.

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I don't have a soldering iron. I used to. I think I do. I've got several here. I had one and I believe I smell a lot of vanilla and caramel in this bourbon.

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I'm sorry. Continue. That's tasty. So can you come over and solder my lights so that my under cabinet lights work? Your undercarriage.

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If you need it. You want me to jostle your undercarriage and solder some stuff? So what you guys call it these days?

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Solder my stuff. What are we talking about? Your undercarriage. That's it. Low voltage stuff, right? Yeah.

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Anyway, we kind of got off track there. What chaps my ass? This is going to sound stupid, but it really, really chaps my ass.

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Every single time I pull a section of paper towels, it rips the corner off. You know what I'm talking about? The bottom corner.

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So when you're yanking, it doesn't pull the full sheet. It never tears like a solid sheet down the whole dotted line all the way to the bottom.

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It always tears at the bottom corner. It crawls all over me. So you have like 90 percent of a piece. It just bugs the shit out of me.

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And that's a stupid one, but it really does. It makes me like, dude, really? Seriously? You're going to care about that? But I do.

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One thing that bugs me that I think it's a personality thing. I'm going to lean on the whole paper thing. The correct way to put the toilet paper back on the roll.

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What are they? My mind? What do they say? There's two terms. You are a outer or inner or something.

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You're talking about whether it rolls out front or rolls out back. Yes. I'm in the boat that it has to be out up front. Me too.

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And I change it every single time. And my wife has never made a comment. I don't know if she has ever noticed.

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It bugs me. My entire marriage. Every single time she puts it on backwards, I fix it immediately. Yep. Same here.

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And she has never said, oh, there you go again. I've been waiting for her to go. Why do you do that every time? She has never said a word.

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She probably doesn't even notice. She doesn't even notice. I don't care. But I saw something.

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I saw a picture where they said the patent or something for the either it was the toilet holder or the toilet or the tissue. The very first picture of it showed it over the front.

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So people are. Picture right there. See? Beards are cool. Mullets are bad.

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That's good. Yeah. See, I like that. Yeah. That's a good picture right there. What are you doing there?

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Looks like you have something to open. That's that's a legit one. Yeah. So that bugs me. I like that one.

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That one there is kind of funny. Kind of just jammed in there. I've seen those as well.

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But that's one of those that I think there's a clear line. Some people want it in the back. Some people like it. They do. Yeah, they do. They want it in the back.

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Yeah. They know. Yeah. Seriously. We're back to the other thing we do is just it rolls out. It runs out of toilet paper.

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That's what really grinds my gears. I'm sure it does. But it just runs out.

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It runs out all together and then it sits there with an empty roll. Yeah. And then the toilet paper is like, you know, stacked up next to it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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That's another one. All the time. All the time. We got we got rid of the wall dispensers, you know, the little wall mounts. Yeah.

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We always knock them off. Oh, yeah. What are you doing in there? You know, they're they're they're set at an inconvenient place like right.

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Right. Regardless of the side of the wall, it's right by that knee. It's like whack. And it's like, man.

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Yeah. So they think when I installed the new one, when I installed the new one down in the powder bath, when we redid that, I put it up higher and a little more out front.

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And it's perfect. You know, I'm bigger than my wife, totally my wife. So my knees are higher and everything.

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Right. She's like, why is it so high? I was like, so I'm not banging into it. She's like, oh, it never bothered her because she's so small. She has to stand up to pull it.

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Pull the toilet paper. She has to jump up to get it. Yeah. Jump. Can you help me here? Yeah.

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So I purposely in reinstalled the one. Oh, God. The tape would be terrible.

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Duck tape. We're looking at pictures of toilet paper rolls. That'd be an interesting one. What is that? Go scroll down. Scroll down. What is that?

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Down a little bit more. A little bit more. More, more, more, more.

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A gun. One more. Right there. What is that? The one in the very center of the screen.

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No, not that. Above that right there. What? That's a finger.

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So there's a hand with the middle finger up. And I thought someone sat on it. But no, I actually set the toilet paper on you could if you wanted to, I guess.

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Well, if you have an edge, I find it amazing that all these people have created these interesting toilet paper holders.

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I mean, the reality is, if you want to customize your house to be like as cool or eccentric or eclectic or whatever the word is, I mean, you yeah, you could find you can find just about anything you can imagine for any possible purpose. Right.

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That's cool. I've never even seen these customized different toilet paper roll holders.

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Cool.

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Although I did see the one that has the beverage holder. Did you see that one? So close that out of that.

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I think some things that beer holder and a glass holder. I think those are fantastic conditions to not just the toilet paper dispense program, but just the overall general bathroom.

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I think that they need to have a little arm where you take your phone and you're able to set it on there. Well, they had those maybe some induction charging at the same time.

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They had that they had pictures of it. There you go. Good idea. I should have like a little little cabinet with some snacks.

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How long you plan on spending in there? Well, I don't know. Sean sets up basically a movie theater whenever he goes in to take a crap.

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That's just wrong. Looks like after the the concert we went to and he took a dump there at the holiday end.

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He had like essentially surround sound and full screen TV in there with him. Nice.

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All right. Now we're looking at custom toilets. All right. Well, let's let's move on to the next thing that chaps our ass.

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Is that a camel toilet? That is interesting. I don't know. Like I said, you can.

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That looks I would not sit up. I don't know if we're ready for this, but I mean, I'll tell you what really bugs me are these these toll roads.

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We're surrounded here where we are. We're surrounded by toll roads. The fact that you can't get anywhere in your own town would happen to pay for it.

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Correct. Yeah. And look, don't get me wrong. I don't mind paying a toll. I don't mind doing my part and take care of the infrastructure.

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But there comes a time or a point where you're kind of like, all right, well, it's fucking paid for.

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Well, there's supposed to be a purpose to it. Yeah. It's not supposed to be to make money.

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Well, that's just like, you know, that the the North Texas Toll Commission or total association and TTA North Texas Tollway Association.

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So they they basically they're like, yeah, well, we're still making it, but that money is going to fund other things like the upkeep and maintaining of the roads.

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And and I don't disagree with that either. I'm just thinking, all right, well, once it's once you reach a certain point where the road is completed in that section.

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Yeah, I think the toll should drop in that section. Well, the Dallas North Tollway has been there for what, 30 years, 40 years.

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It's been oh, I don't know when I first started. It was here when I moved here.

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Almost 30 years ago, it was already here. Yeah, I've been here since 94. I was here in 93 and they were already here and it only went so far.

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Yeah, they've extended it multiple times. They've extended it, but it was in place. That's when they used to have still have toll booths.

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And you know, all that stuff is supposed to be audited and like there's a board, a finance board. And I mean, it's all the house. It's all hogwash.

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Is that a racket? I mean, these people just pass it. You don't know. It's kind of like the I mean, it's kind of the Dominion voting machines.

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You're trusting that they're doing it right. Yeah, I don't trust those at all.

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But you know what? COVID, I wonder what COVID did to the tolls because I'm sure it hurt. It hurt everything big time because I it probably dropped by six, 70 percent.

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Probably. Have you noticed have they increased the tolls because of that to try to make up lost revenue?

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I don't know. No, whoever looks at it, right. It automatically gets sucked out of your on to your credit card.

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I know. But you know, you look on the increments of 40 or 80, you know, never know. They you just you brought up an interesting point a couple of weeks ago.

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You're saying that they're they charged you anyways. Yeah, dude, I've never I haven't been on the toll road for you know.

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Well, I guess that's not true. I guess I do take it to like go to lunches or something. But but damn.

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I mean, yeah, I get I mean, usually it only pulls if it if you're running low.

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You know, you're not going to get a $100 a month. Right. And then boom, I got hit with an $80, $80 like told told I would you know, renewal.

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You're not certain that that was one of your kids driving.

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Well, I don't think they're on tolls in College Station or whatever.

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But I guess that that sticker is good on basically every toll road. Yeah.

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I know. So if they go on road trips, I mean, the point is that in Houston, the point is we I need to be I need to be looking at it.

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I need to be looking at it. I need to be looking at it. I need to be looking at it. I need to be looking at it.

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You know what is charging me? I mean, because yeah, I mean, it's blind trust, man.

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Well, I did. How often do we have that blind trust about a lot of things? Yeah.

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I mean, do you guys check every single charge of your credit card? No. And it's we did.

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My wife does every single charge. She'll pull it up and she'll look and she'll ask me.

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She goes, what's this? OK, well, I understand. I mean, I do that for things that are like, I mean, like a $30 charges, 40 buck charges.

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My wife asked me all that she looks at all the time.

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Well, I mean, if something does like keeping your checkbook, you know, your checkbook.

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I mean, it takes if you do whatever the other day, you just look.

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Those are all good. Right. I remember that that that that's what she does.

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She just looks at it. I get it. And when she sees something that maybe I did right that she wasn't aware of, I went out to lunch and she goes and it comes up.

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You know, it always comes up weird Hooters. Who went to Hooters?

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So like the parent company will come up. Right.

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And you're like, Wings USA. Yeah. What is that? And I was like, and I'll try to remember.

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I was like, oh, this was this or something like that.

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I got sit and spin convention.

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Did you did you guys know that story about when Hooters first opened in Frisco?

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They called it Wings. Yeah. Well, I mean, the parent company is something like that. Wings USA or something like that.

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Right. And so the Frisco City Council did not know that it was a Hooters.

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They did not know. They just thought it was like this, you know, wing bar, wing, wing restaurant.

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They wouldn't give them a liquor license. That's exactly right.

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They denied them a liquor license once they found out. Right.

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And so they gave away free beer, free beer. Yeah.

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And so but this was the funny part.

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Like I didn't know about all that drama going on because we don't I don't go to Hooters, but whatever.

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And so I'm driving down the road on Preston and I look up and there's a one of those airplanes with a big banner and it's orange.

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And all it says is we have it. Right.

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And I'm thinking, what is this all about? They got their liquor license.

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And it didn't say Hooters. It was a orange banner because it was a restaurant. Right.

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And it says we have it. And I was like, so I did a little bit of digging.

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It didn't take long to figure out what that back story was. Right.

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So anyway, it's interesting. I mean, I'm not I'm not impressed with Hooters.

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I've never I never have been. I think the food I think if you if you want to support you being fat, it's it's entirely unhealthy.

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Of course. They are once every I mean, I think I go there maybe once or twice a year.

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Right. Yeah. We'd go when the boys were still here.

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They love the chicken wings. So we would go probably once a quarter maybe. Yeah.

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And, you know, my wife would go and she she doesn't like the buffalo wings.

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She doesn't like spicy. So she'd get a salad or something like that.

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She doesn't have any issue with the whole skimpy waitresses and all that.

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See, my wife is not as skimpy as it used to be. See, my wife hates restaurants.

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And those are restaurants. It's not as she hates.

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It's not as skimpy as the real world now. I mean, yeah.

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I mean, shit, that used to be like people don't dress like that.

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Yeah. Now you're not going to come on Twin Peaks or Tilted Kilt or Tilt.

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What is it? Tilted Tilted Kilt. Yeah. Yeah.

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Tilted Kilt or there's another one over there.

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You know what they're wearing. You're not going to find that people aren't wearing that stuff.

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No. But Hooters Hooters. Yeah. They're short shorts and a tight shirt.

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But it's it's it's not as bad as it's not as bad as it seems to it as it used to be when it

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when it first came out, you said, Oh, my God. Oh, my wife.

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Vagina is hanging. My wife is. Wow. Wow. Where'd you go?

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It's called Flappers. Oh, wow.

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Wow. That's pretty skimpy.

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If that's hanging out, Jeff wins. Wow. That was. Yeah.

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That was a little over the top. So, no, I mean, like I said, we we we don't really go anymore

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because the kids are gone. But I stopped getting the chicken wings

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because every time I'd get them, I'd feel like I was going to explode.

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I can't eat this crap anymore.

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You know, there are some guys that get so wrapped up in that stuff, though,

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wrapped up in like, you know, a waitress there.

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I used to work. I worked with this guy. Yes, I work with this guy

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that he would go there every single day for lunch.

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And it would be the same girl.

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And she would like, you know, write on the receipts like a little heart heart.

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Yeah. She'd be like, you know, so good to see you.

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Hope I see you soon. You know, all this kind of stuff. Well, he this guy is a dumbass.

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He obviously had a thing for her. Right. Right.

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Has some sort of fantasy that, you know, he was going to run off with the Hooters girl.

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Well, was he single? No. So he was. Yeah.

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So check this. So his wife goes into his truck and opens up the glove box

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and it's stuffed full of every single receipt from from Hooters.

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And he's there every single day and sometimes for dinner.

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He's keeping them because they were all like important to him.

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All the little hearts. And I know. Right.

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And so she found this wad like the glove box stuffed full of these receipts.

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And she was like, what? You know, WTF. Right. You know.

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And yeah, I don't I don't know if I think it did lead to their divorce.

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I don't know. I don't know what happened. But here's he's creepy.

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I mean, anyway, but my point is there are there. That's what these guys do. Yeah.

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They get all wrapped up in this and they like, you know,

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try to convince a waitress that they need to run off with them.

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And well, it's just like these guys that go to the strip joint sometimes.

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I think this girl really likes me. She likes the money in your pocket.

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Right. As soon as that runs out, as soon as that runs out,

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she's going to like the guy next to you because he has money. That's right.

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They they they play a good game in the in the waitress at Hooters

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or wherever this restaurant is.

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They know how to work it to make the tip.

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Bitches ain't shit, but right.

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Just like how the strippers know how to work it to get the biggest tip. Yeah.

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You know, I have no problem with that. You know, you go in there,

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but they know how to work it out of work and you have to and as a patron.

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And it's all a game.

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But there are some guys that don't don't get it.

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Like they don't they don't see that or they're so miserable in their own lives.

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They're so lonely. I mean, really loneliness is probably a big part of it.

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She's paying attention to me. Right. Wow. Look at this girl.

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Yeah. This huge sack. Yeah.

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She's got cherry tomatoes and grapes and carrots and blueberries. Nice.

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I got just about every color you can think of in there.

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Oh, you've got blueberries. Yeah. Kind of kind of the reddish orange.

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I don't see any greens or yellow.

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Oh, that'd be green. Green apples. Blueberries are kind of soft.

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What would you put in there that's green?

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Celery. Oh, yeah. I guess that would work.

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There's some sliced up green pepper. So green.

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I'm not a big fan of eating raw green peppers.

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I like the I like the little sweet peppers that you could buy the yellow and orange and red ones.

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Are they usually in like a little bag?

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I thought it was a jar like a little bag like this merged in some sort of water or something.

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Kind of a juice. No, they're fresh. And you just they're very they're not the peppers.

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But you know, the green pepper can be very strong, I think, flavor wise. Yeah.

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But these are really good. They're sweet. Well, red and red and orange peppers are good raw.

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I like those. Yeah.

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Well, don't forget, I brought a 12 pack of.

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Modelo, Nega, yes, Negro. Excuse me.

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How do you pronounce that? Negro. Negro.

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Negro. It sounds like that's be phonetically wrong.

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It's Negro, isn't it? Isn't it there an A or is there an O at the end?

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It's N.E. Oh, is it Negro?

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I don't know. Negro. Negro. Look at it. It's just not a hard R.

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I know that. What? What? What?

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I said, what? What did you say? Good God, man.

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I like the commercials, Mr. Producer. I like the song.

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They play those commercials.

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But I have to time stamp.

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He went straight for the word Negro. Yeah, it is hard.

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It's Negro Modelo. Yeah, you're correct.

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We're talking about why we even have this debate. Yes, of course, is Negro Modelo.

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I'm not going to.

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Huh. Interesting. I like it, too.

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It's it's a tasty beer. I like the Modelo Negro.

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See, Negro. Yeah. Modelo, Negro. I was right.

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Well, hold on. They say it both ways. Look right there. Top on Modelo, Negro and the Negro Modelo.

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But it has an A on both of them instead of an O. Yeah.

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So it's a I think they're two different beers.

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Oh, they're two different beers, man. No, yes, they are.

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Look at the look at the bottle.

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Now there's Modelo regular and then there's Negro Modelo.

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Well, the second one second one down is the beer advocates.

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They just typed it in wrong. Yeah, I think so. So you go to the actual Modelo

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website. It's Modelo Negro. So anyways, I brought a 12 pack of that.

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OK, and I just want to let you know, I brought a 12 pack of that. So we'll be

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shifting gears into the the Negro Modelo. You know what I'm sick of seeing?

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One of the things that chast my hide is all that Facebook shit.

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Verify age via Facebook. They have to. It's the law.

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No, I understand that. But it's the Facebook aspect.

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It's tire. It's tying all that shit together so they can have more data, more data.

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Oh, the verify age in Facebook. Oh, it's the fact that they have our data.

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Yes. Yeah, I got you. And I do know on the on the heels of the whole censorship

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and all that kind of stuff. It is not that they could censor anything they want.

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Now they know everything about you. They can boot you off of this for being

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for knowing certain aspects of your.

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Well, it's going to turn on them. I think you think it will.

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I think they have a I think they have a corner on this shit, man.

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And I think most people don't care. I will. I care.

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And I think there's a I think after this election and what they did to what Twitter did.

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Block and Trump. I think a ton of conservatives.

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Did you hear what they just did today? No, that Mike Lindell, they permanently banned him.

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My pillow guy who's a very big break.

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He's a conservative and outspoken. He's also touting the fraudulent election.

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So, yeah, so they permanently banned him today and they're trying to this to the

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to the Twitter mob is trying to basically put his company out of business.

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Yeah, I know. And I say bring it. What happened to Goya when they tried to do Goya?

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What happened when they tried to boycott Chick-fil-A? No, I know.

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I can bring it, man. You bullshit. You got 40 percent.

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Thirty five percent of the people who don't have anywhere near the money.

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The difference when between the Chick-fil-A and Mongolia is that now Facebook and Twitter

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have these new logarithms where they can detect them faster and yank it.

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So they won't we won't be able to campaign for this pillow because I haven't heard that.

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I heard it today on the radio. I knew it was coming.

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I saw I read the writing on the wall and the guy was getting interviewed on.

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Gosh, what I can't remember what program it was.

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And he's like, yes, sales are up dramatically. Absolutely.

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That's what happened to Goya. Yeah.

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I mean, it's going to make my pillow go through the roof.

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Yeah, it's making me think about because I need a new pillow.

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So I think about absolutely I'm going to look at it.

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Well, they're going to probably cut his website.

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Oh, yeah. I'm sure Amazon is going to kind of make him go to another another website

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or something. I don't know.

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It's the censorship is out of control, man.

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It's you know, there was I did see there was one comment where they're like, given the Democrats.

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I'm sorry, the Republicans are hard time because they're making these claims where well, the Democrats are trying to.

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What is the word when you get rid of insects?

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Terminate. We're trying to exterminate the Republicans.

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And they are conservatives. Yeah.

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It's a bona fide statement. Yeah.

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So I have no idea how we got there.

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Which part Goya? No, I can't remember.

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Oh, we were started with toll roads and we ended up on my pillow.

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My pillow.

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Well, that's where the show goes.

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Yes. So, Sean, what kind of beer you drinking there?

368
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:23,800
Paul brought his variety pack and I was digging.

369
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:32,800
I was digging up the whole Trump or he is a huge, huge Trump supporter.

370
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,800
I know, but the picture is kind of holding Trump's.

371
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
So that was not a variety pack.

372
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:46,800
That was I was trying to pull together six beers. You created a variety pack that you brought over.

373
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:54,800
Yes, I was. I pulled the six beers I had in my fridge and they were a bunch of miscellaneous shit, including a natural light.

374
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,800
Yeah. Well, my dad will get a kick out of that.

375
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:03,800
I tell you, there's a there was a time where I tell I could afford in natural light being the fridge.

376
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,800
My dad would come over and make fun of me.

377
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Hey, what the hell is this natural light? What was the first beer that your that your dad let you try?

378
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,800
My dad didn't drink beer. So he never gave me he drank wine.

379
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,800
Yeah, he never drank beer. But did he let you try wine?

380
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,800
No, not really. Yeah, my dad didn't either.

381
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,800
And he found out I drank. No, he didn't. No, he didn't.

382
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,800
I mean, I moved out before I started. My dad never let us drink.

383
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:37,800
He I came home drunk a couple of times and he kind of let it go.

384
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:43,800
And but it's never like we had beer at the house and he was like, hey, you want to go ahead and get one of that.

385
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Yes, I never never had never had beer in the fridge ever.

386
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,800
We'd have maybe we'd have a lot of money.

387
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:58,800
So, you know, they get a glass of wine on the weekend, maybe or a bottle of wine or a box of wine boxes back then.

388
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Yeah, the I can't remember who makes it.

389
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800
But you know, the box. Yeah, Francia.

390
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,800
So we'd they'd get that. And I never snuck it.

391
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,800
I never I never I don't want to face the wrath for one thing.

392
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,800
Yeah. I know. What do you say that?

393
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,800
What kind of wrath did your father do? Was he was he abusive? No, not at all.

394
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,800
I think he was just he was just stern. No, it's not verbal at all.

395
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:30,800
It was just I think the thought of disappointment. Yeah. Is was kept me away from it.

396
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:35,800
Right. You know, he was not verbally abusive physically, anything like that.

397
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,800
I got spanked and he wants growing up. Yeah.

398
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,800
But it was the I get grounded. I got grounded a lot.

399
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,800
But so basically, it was a lot of respect.

400
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
You wouldn't do it. Correct. It was. That's good.

401
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:55,800
It was it was out of respect and the didn't want to just disappoint him.

402
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,800
And like I said, I get grounded.

403
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,800
It wouldn't be like for a day. It'd be for a month.

404
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800
See, that's that's over the top.

405
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,800
It makes no sense to be grounded for a month.

406
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,800
It worked for me. Yeah. But look at you. I know.

407
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,800
I mean, you're very quirky. I'd rather deal with that than.

408
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:19,800
I'm just kidding. God, I got to eat shit and dialogue from Sean over here.

409
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
I was just like quirky.

410
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,800
You think about that, dude, from some show, Wonder Years.

411
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,800
Oh, bloody, oh, but the life goes on.

412
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
That's a Beatles song. Benny Hill.

413
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
No, no, no, no, no, no.

414
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800
I talk about what was a little the retarded or I'm sorry.

415
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,800
Oh, special needs. What is he called? I have no idea.

416
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800
What is that called? I can't even think.

417
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
What's what's it's not retarded. What is the new thing?

418
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800
What's it called? Sean.

419
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Oh, I don't know.

420
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,800
What do you talk about? Needs impaired impaired.

421
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,800
No, when you're retarded, what is that called?

422
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800
I got a complete brain fart now.

423
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,800
I mentally impaired.

424
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,800
Oh, fuck. Special needs.

425
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,800
Is it derogatory? Is it?

426
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800
What is it called? What's the official word like midgets?

427
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,800
They're called little people.

428
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800
So what is what is the retarded?

429
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,800
What are the retarded people called now? Now?

430
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,800
Yeah, they're challenged. The politically correct word.

431
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,800
Yeah, they're mentally challenged.

432
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,800
No, no, no, because there's all kinds of mentally challenged people.

433
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,800
If you want to get specific about that, what is the retardation called?

434
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,800
I have no idea. I know you're making it sound like we should know this is like on the tip of our tongues.

435
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,800
But I mean, well, I mean, if you see a kid that's got what is it called?

436
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,800
Special needs. No, Down syndrome.

437
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,800
OK, that is a very particular. Is it?

438
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,800
Yeah, very particular form of mental retardation.

439
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,800
Oh, so you said it, too. So but I didn't call them a retard.

440
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,800
There's a difference. I said retarded.

441
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,800
Oh, he's one of those retards. I did not.

442
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,800
So mental retardation. That's that's what it is.

443
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800
That's what they used to call it.

444
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800
All that means is slow.

445
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
When you retard something, you try to slow down.

446
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,800
They had they had developmental issues, yes, to where their brain is not.

447
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,800
But there's specific issues.

448
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,800
I mean, because you can have Tourette syndrome. That's considered a mental issue.

449
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800
Oh, yeah, I guess so.

450
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,800
So, I mean, if to get specific about it.

451
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800
A brain issue, I guess.

452
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,800
Well, there's certain types of mental retardation and Down syndrome is one of them.

453
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800
It is one of them. Many.

454
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,800
So there are many mental retardation things.

455
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,800
Correct. Yeah, classes and or not classes, but different types.

456
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Sure. Right. Huh. Yeah.

457
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,800
Well, I mean, the more you know, I've just you know.

458
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Yeah. You you want to be able to just call out different types of I just I think it's stupid that I mean, if if midget if little people get offended by do they get offended?

459
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
First of all, I would imagine.

460
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,800
I think the woke crowd gets offended for them, of course.

461
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800
But that's retarded.

462
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,800
I mean, there you go. But that's stupid.

463
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,800
You know, and that's just it. If I say that's retarded, I'm not calling them mentally challenged.

464
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,800
I'm just saying that's been the thing I've always struggled with.

465
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,800
I mean, yeah, it you know, it's just a term.

466
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800
It's like saying, yeah, that's shitty.

467
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,800
Well, I mean, you're not saying it's covered in shit.

468
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,800
You're just saying it's not cool.

469
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800
Right. Yeah. Right.

470
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,800
And when you say that's retarded, you're saying that that's it doesn't make sense.

471
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,800
You're not absolutely in no way, shape or form.

472
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Is it meant to be insulting to, you know, to somebody who is mentally or physically challenged or just like if you say that's gay?

473
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Right. I don't mean that it's homosexual like the golfer who who called himself with a ball of fag.

474
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Did you hear about that? No. Oh, they're tearing him up.

475
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,800
He's losing sponsors and all sorts of stuff.

476
00:41:53,800 --> 00:42:00,800
He had like a one foot putt and he missed it and he muttered under his breath because, you know, they have these microphones that are like a fricking pointed right at you.

477
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Parabolic microphone. Exactly.

478
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,800
And he missed it and he goes fag under his breath.

479
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,800
So he called himself he called himself or the ball a fag.

480
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,800
And he had to like he got blown up and he was having to apologize.

481
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,800
You know, it was so I would never apologize.

482
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800
I know he was like it was so insensitive.

483
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,800
And I you know, I'm fully supportive of and I'm sure the gay community.

484
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
I'm sure I'm sure gay men.

485
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,800
I'm sure gay men that are like golf fans were like shut the fuck up.

486
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,800
Who cares? You know, Lou, he made no disrespect to a gay man.

487
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
His name is Louie.

488
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:43,800
The comedian has a comedy set where he talks about how he calls someone a faggot and he's not calling them gay or disrespecting the gay people.

489
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800
Right. It's like I get it.

490
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,800
You know, don't be a faggot. Stop being a you know, don't be.

491
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Stop being a big whiny little faggot.

492
00:42:52,800 --> 00:43:10,800
You know, I hate I hate that we've gotten to a point in our society where everything you say is assumed to be a direct slight or something deliberately offensive to some portion of the society that consider that word offensive.

493
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800
It's bullshit, man.

494
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,800
Because basically you can't speak yet. You have to really watch your words these days.

495
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Absolutely. And it's it is it is frustrating.

496
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:28,800
Well, on a professional platform, things that chat my hide a grind me grind my gears.

497
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,800
Jammer jaw.

498
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:45,800
I'm saying God. So let's get back on the handlebar bear cartoons because I know I know Paul really liked.

499
00:43:45,800 --> 00:44:03,800
I've been some mercatroyd. Yeah. So get back to the the first beer again. I never drank with my dad or I have now. But growing up, never shared a beer really wine or anything like that. The first beer I had was at a party high school party.

500
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,800
And my first beer, I distinctly remember this. It was Little Kings Cream Ale.

501
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:23,800
The little the coming green bottle ale cream ale that sounds gay. Little Kings Cream Ale. They came in seven ounce bottles or seven and a half ounce bottles out of all the beers that were available to a young crowd at a high school party.

502
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:32,800
What? Why would that be there? That was a super cheap, super cheap. And this was up in Cincinnati.

503
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:39,800
I pulled it up. Seven local beer. You can find it down here. It's a it's a total wine.

504
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:53,800
Little Kings Little Kings Cream Ale and it's a green cream, not green cream. Cream. OK, cream little little Kings Cream Ale little creams little creams.

505
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,800
Oh, look at that little creamer. There you go.

506
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:02,800
Look at it. Don't click on the images. A little green bottle. God.

507
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,800
Jeffrey Epstein episode. There it is right there.

508
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:13,800
That bad little seven ounce bottles and stuff. Yeah. Well, they used to. I don't know if they still do. But you could buy like I don't know. It was a case of them.

509
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:18,800
Was it any good? I hated it, but it was the first beer ever had. I was like, this is terrible. Terrible.

510
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:26,800
And the first beer I so the beer, my dad let me try with Strode. Oh, good Lord. Hold on. Back up. Yeah. Sixty. Look at a tankard of that little Kings.

511
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:35,800
A sixty four ounce one where it's the center right there. But look at that. Oh, it's a good two liter Lord.

512
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:42,800
It's a what do you call that? It's a it's a two liter. No court. No. What's it called? It's called a growler.

513
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:49,800
I guess it's a growler. Well, you know, sixty four ounce growler of Little Kings Cream. Yeah, you can find it here locally.

514
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,800
I'm tempted to get it. Is it good? I haven't had it since then. I bet it's a light. Yeah.

515
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,800
I bet you. I bet you it's not as bad as it looks like a one in the memory.

516
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:03,800
The memory you have of it. It's been around for, again, a really long time.

517
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,800
And it was big where I grew up. There's Cincinnati right there. That bridge behind is a Cincinnati bridge.

518
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,800
So it was I don't know if it's made there or if it's a regional beer or anything like that.

519
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,800
And those turquoise aqua fingernails. Yeah. Look at the size of that.

520
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:24,800
Seven fluid ounces. It's a contrast. It's just really it says seven point five fluid ounces.

521
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,800
Right. That's a small one. I hope it's cheaper. Wow. So what do they say by a woman holding this seven ounce bottle?

522
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,800
Is that designed for women? I don't know. I don't know. That's racist.

523
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,800
It's a sushi beer. So maybe I'll pick up a six pack.

524
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,800
Huty Delight. That was the other one. I pick up a six pack of the sixty four ounces.

525
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,800
Huty Delight Blatz. That was another one. Those are all Cincinnati beers.

526
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,800
Oh, God. So I guess little I don't know if Little Kings is made there or not.

527
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Where's it made? Brood.

528
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Or brood or whatever. It's good to be king.

529
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,800
Yeah. I mean, now you have to pick that up at Total Wine and we have to try it.

530
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Yeah. This is the Tavern Troll soon.

531
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:15,800
Cincinnati. Yeah, there you go. That explains it. So maybe that's why it was because it was everywhere.

532
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,800
And every little convenience store, Ponykeg. Sure. Everywhere.

533
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,800
So that's what we got. And yeah, Huda Paul, Shannon Lane.

534
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:29,800
That's who makes it. Yeah. And I haven't had it since then because I was just so terrible.

535
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,800
Yeah. Paul, what was your first beer? My dad. Let me try.

536
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,800
Stros equally as bad, I'm sure.

537
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,800
But it was a light beer. And I've always been a fan of light beers.

538
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:46,800
But I tell you what, when I went to a party like my first high school party that I drank at and it was a Budweiser.

539
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,800
Just the you know, the you're like, God, this is thick. Yeah.

540
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,800
The white can with the red lettering. It was disgusting. I couldn't finish it.

541
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,800
Yeah, I couldn't finish it. And then I became I became.

542
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:03,800
Was it was it the 80s? What Budweiser? Budweiser? The Stros.

543
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,800
Yeah. Stros would have been early 80s. Well, like 80, you know, four eighty five.

544
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:13,800
I was like 14 or 15. I would my dad let me try some of his Stros beer. It was good.

545
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:19,800
It was that gold can. Not the blue one, but the gold can up in the upper right.

546
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,800
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many of you had a beer can collection growing up?

547
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,800
I never did. I was big again.

548
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,800
Maybe it was a local thing, but I had a beer can collection. I had wasn't really much.

549
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,800
It was like 50 different cans and I was like different different.

550
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,800
Yeah. Stros was one of them. And there's really unique ones in there.

551
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:47,800
And I don't know. I was probably 15 when I was doing it. I have no idea where I got them.

552
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Oh, you didn't drink them. No, I didn't drink them.

553
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,800
So I was like, I remember where the hell I got them. I wonder if I.

554
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,800
You went through the neighbors trash cans. Possibly. I don't know.

555
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,800
We thought some hustlers that way. Wow. Are you serious?

556
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,800
You were going to neighbors trash.

557
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,800
It wasn't me that went through it. It was some kids in the neighborhood went through it.

558
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,800
Of course, word spread. And they say, you know, there's three hustler bags

559
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,800
and we're huddled around in the woods behind the house.

560
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,800
You know, you were in your neighbors, neighbors, garbage can trying to collect

561
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:26,800
your friend's mother's toenails clippings.

562
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,800
It was fairly specific. I think you did that. No, I saw that on a show.

563
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,800
I was trying to think which show that was.

564
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Family guy. It was Craig. He did that.

565
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,800
He would collect loz's fingernail or toenail clippings.

566
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,800
So so we found we found some hustlers that way.

567
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,800
And I remember in high school we had a newspaper drive.

568
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,800
It is gross. Were they like all crusty and the pages were all stuck together?

569
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,800
I don't know. I don't remember. But I remember us flipping through and going, oh, look at that.

570
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,800
That's when some some wife said, what the hell do you have these for?

571
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,800
I just had them from college. Get rid of them.

572
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,800
And they're like from last month. So crazy.

573
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,800
I mean, I tell you, I don't know where the the hustler Playboy

574
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,800
to penthouse magazine program has gone.

575
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,800
I know Playboy. Yeah, Playboy doesn't do all nude anymore.

576
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,800
It's all it's different. It's not nude at all.

577
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,800
They decided to go. It's weird. It's like a GQish type thing.

578
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,800
It's a men's magazine. Was this after Heffner died?

579
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,800
Yes. Or even before? Yeah, it wasn't that long ago.

580
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,800
I want to say it was within two years. I think they still have models, but they're not nude.

581
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,800
Oh, dude. Are they nude?

582
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:44,800
I just saw a little splash on there about YouTube has extended Trump's suspension.

583
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,800
They already said they were going to.

584
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,800
Yeah. So they have pictures like that now. Just busty women in clothing.

585
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,800
Yeah. Excuse me.

586
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,800
But I remember there was a time in high school where we were doing a newspaper drive to where you'd

587
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:03,800
everyone bring up their old magazines and newspapers and someone dropped off a bunch of Playboy mags.

588
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,800
They did. And there was a joke. I was a big nose, a big semi trailer.

589
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,800
I'll take care of this. There's a big semi trailer and the people just come up to her throat.

590
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,800
And then, of course, you would take it to the recycle bin and you'd get a charity.

591
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,800
It was for the something in the high school where you get credit or something like that for being

592
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,800
charitable. So is it a recycling drive? So it was a recycling drive.

593
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800
And it was newspapers specifically in magazines.

594
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:34,800
And I remember I think me and my buddies were in charge of manning it for hours.

595
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,800
That was my that was my oh, I hear it again. Yeah.

596
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:44,800
And so we get up there and we started, you know, kind of throwing them to kind of organize it.

597
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:50,800
Yeah. And we just we uncover the mother load of just porno mags.

598
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800
And so those didn't make it to the recycle.

599
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:58,800
Oh, no, they made it to the back of our car. But you're much of.

600
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,800
Juveniles. It was well, we were again, 15 of course, 16.

601
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:10,800
And all of a sudden the height of wanting those kind of there's 30 mags and you're you with your five buddies.

602
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,800
You're like you're trying to negotiate who gets what.

603
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,800
All right. Right. I don't want busties. I want the Latino doll or whatever.

604
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,800
Right. So you're you're negotiating and trading and you know,

605
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,800
and I guess the Internet killed all of that. Yeah.

606
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800
It completely killed all of that. Sure did.

607
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:33,800
Because porn and this is sad, but porn is like so readily accessible for all ages.

608
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,800
Right. I mean, you got fricking nine and 10 year olds that can look up anything, anything they could possibly want.

609
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:47,800
Hell, I remember we were looking up picture legit, legit images for like the students, you know, for my kids, a project at school.

610
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:54,800
I mean, they'd be like eight, nine, 10 years old and we would be looking at pictures and out of like in a hundred pictures,

611
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,800
there'd be one some some porn picture or some nude picture.

612
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,800
I'd be like, damn, sorry, son. You know, he'd be like looking at it crazy.

613
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:10,800
And I was like kind of quickly, you know, getting rid of the screen, you know, some frustrating how it totally crazy accessible it all is.

614
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Well, Google has tried to correct those kind of things. Yeah.

615
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:25,800
The only thing that you find them on mostly are like people they want to slander, like Trump's wife, you know, and any kind of Republican.

616
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:32,800
I think most of even those have been scrubbed. But, yeah, there's there's so many good fakes out there now.

617
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Yeah, it is. I mean, you know, for one thing. All right.

618
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,800
You're like, yeah, I know she wouldn't do that kind of a thing.

619
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,800
But she's a good girl. But it it looks well done.

620
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,800
Oh, yeah. They call them what deep fakes. Yeah. Deep fakes.

621
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,800
And it's even in video like video or pictures or anything. Right.

622
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:56,800
Well, now they could do videos. Yeah. Where you could basically make a person say whatever they want you want.

623
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:02,800
And it looks real. Have you seen the footage where? Gosh, I can't remember the the actor.

624
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:10,800
He was like interviewing on Conan or something like that, and his face kept changing to Tom Cruise.

625
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:15,800
And it looked real. God, it looked like Tom Cruise was sitting there talking.

626
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:21,800
So I remember there being some debate about the future of of filming and movies, and I'm talking way into the future.

627
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:29,800
But now they can they can create. I mean, they're not quite there in terms of making like animated movies, you know, look completely real.

628
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:34,800
But at some point they will. So then at that point, you don't even need human actors anymore.

629
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:41,800
They're they're they're really good at it. Like even what is that Star Wars Mandalorian?

630
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,800
Yeah, I haven't watched that yet, but it's pretty good. I mean, it is. It's very good.

631
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,800
But but they bring a character back. I'm not going to tell you. They bring a character back.

632
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,800
It's well done, but they haven't figured the eyes out yet. The eyes still look wrong to me.

633
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,800
It's it's I don't know. I don't know about the eyes, but to me, it's it's human movement.

634
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,800
They can't seem to get that down perfectly.

635
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:08,800
Well, I think what they've done is they're using a real actor and they've replaced the face with a computer face.

636
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,800
Right. So it's actually so they have all these little probably dots over his face.

637
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,800
So it's an actor moving and doing everything.

638
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800
But the face has been replaced and I know what you're talking about.

639
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:25,800
And it's good, but it looks like a video game quality.

640
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,800
Right. They the the cut scenes and I think that's what they're going for.

641
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800
The eye. No, but it's getting better and better.

642
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,800
It's getting better, but it's still not there. It's the eyes. They haven't figured out yet.

643
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,800
It's still kind of it makes me wonder.

644
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,800
I mean, it's and I'm talking I don't know how many years from now.

645
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,800
Right. But at some point you won't need human actors anymore.

646
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Well, I think you will, because if you're going to say I want to have Tom Cruise in the new Mission Impossible, but he's now 70 years old.

647
00:55:54,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Right. You just get a young guy to play the body part, doing all the action and movement and everything.

648
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,800
You replace it with a young Tom Cruise's face.

649
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,800
You have a computer that can change the voice. So it sounds like Tom Cruise.

650
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:14,800
It looks like Tom Cruise. That's I think that's that's where it's going to be at some point.

651
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,800
They're not there yet, but I think that's where it's going. It's close.

652
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,800
Yeah, I don't like that. I mean, have you seen the latest Planet of the Apes that came out a couple of years ago?

653
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,800
Well, that's another thing that grinded my gears. Yeah, that was pretty good.

654
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,800
Planet of the Apes. No, the the comment when Rose.

655
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:34,800
Well, who is the actress that made that comment about that one lady look like Planet of the Apes actress?

656
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:40,800
That was Roseanne Roseanne that looked like and Valerie did look like her.

657
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:48,800
Valerie Jarrett. If you look at her haircut and the way she looks, side by side, destroyed her.

658
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,800
You're going to get canceled. I'm telling you, they looked they're it's uncanny.

659
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,800
Yeah, they it's uncanny. They destroyed her entire career. They did.

660
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,800
Took away took away her her reboot show, which is still on.

661
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,800
Still on. I'm amazed. I'm actually disappointed.

662
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,800
I was hoping that people would be like kind of support support Rosie O'Donnell.

663
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,800
I mean, sorry. Well, what kind of what kind of what kind of Rosie Roseanne Barr?

664
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,800
I was hoping they would support her and the show would just kind of quietly die.

665
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,800
But what's the what's the viewership, though? Yeah.

666
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,800
Or is this or is this ABC going?

667
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,800
I want to put it on regardless of what regardless of how poorly it's doing.

668
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,800
Yeah, because we're not going to let her win. Correct. Yeah.

669
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,800
That might be the case. We quit watching. I was watching the show.

670
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,800
And we watched it. The first season was gone.

671
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,800
Yeah, we watched it that first season. It was.

672
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,800
But once she was gone, I was like, I'm done. Yeah.

673
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,800
I wonder if some of these other shows are taking hits.

674
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,800
Like, what about Fox News? I don't watch Fox News.

675
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,800
If I knew it was taking a huge hit right now, I don't.

676
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,800
I've fallen behind MSNBC and CNN in certain segments.

677
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:04,800
And they're rearranging their lineup like Martha McCallum is no longer an evening.

678
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,800
She is like, I actually like her.

679
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
I think she's pretty well, I think they've moved her.

680
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,800
People, she's pretty tough. Well, I think they moved her to make their afternoon stronger.

681
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,800
Is that what there was? I think that's what it was, because I think the News Mac guy was a great Kelly.

682
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,800
Yeah, I've watched him. He is over the top.

683
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,800
He is, but I like him. He's good. I've watched him as well.

684
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,800
He is not afraid to say everybody on that show.

685
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,800
He even says, he goes, I'm an opinion. He admits it.

686
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:35,800
He goes, I'm an opinion reporter. I'm not reporting the news. I'm going to give you my opinion.

687
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,800
Yeah, well, I mean, that's what that is. He's up front.

688
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800
All these pundits are opinion. But they don't admit it.

689
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,800
I know that. You know, he admits it.

690
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,800
Like, who are these idiots? Like Don Lemon or whatever his name is?

691
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,800
He's an op-op. I'm so sick of it.

692
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800
It's all about opinion. All about opinion.

693
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:53,800
But if they admit it. It's definitely impacted my mornings.

694
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,800
I mean, that used to be well, it's impacted my whole day.

695
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,800
I mean, because I would like I would take small sections of the day and I would watch the news.

696
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,800
You'd watch Fox News? I'd watch The Five.

697
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,800
You know, religiously. It's still on, but you're boycotting the channel.

698
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:15,800
I haven't watched it since election night. I haven't either. I haven't either.

699
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,800
I watched it every single night. I'm not. Yeah, I haven't watched it.

700
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,800
And I don't think I'll go back to it. Well, and it's showing.

701
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:26,800
It's showing because Newsmax has catastrophically risen in the ratings.

702
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,800
Yeah. And I've downloaded the Newsmax app. You know, watch it.

703
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,800
It's funny that, you know, Jeff, you may have shared this.

704
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:41,800
I don't know. I heard from somewhere that the Clintons actually are one of the original folks that started up Newsmax.

705
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,800
And I don't know if they're still involved in that or not. I haven't heard that.

706
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,800
I would be shocked. Yeah.

707
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,800
Because it's so ridiculously like non-liberal. It's the opposite CNN.

708
00:59:52,800 --> 01:00:00,800
Absolutely. Well, you know, you know, you know, the biggest reason why I bailed on Fox News

709
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:06,800
and probably will never go back is that the one jackass, Chris Matthews, was he talking about?

710
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:11,800
He's with Fox again, isn't he? So I saw him. Sorry, not the secretary.

711
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,800
Who am I thinking of, guys? The guy that like Chris Wallace. Chris Wallace. Motherfucker.

712
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Well, I think he's back because I saw an article where he was interviewing.

713
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,800
God, who was he interviewing? Who are you talking about? Chris Wallace.

714
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,800
Yeah, he's a dick. Is he still with Fox? Yeah. Fuck Chris Wallace.

715
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:34,800
I thought he got completely let go. Or did he lose his show?

716
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:40,800
There's one dude that went over to CNN and was ashamed of his former Fox News.

717
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:46,800
Who was that? Yeah. Is recent. He said, I don't know how they live with themselves.

718
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,800
Is the press secretary that the McKinney or McCapp?

719
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,800
Yeah, I know you're talking about McEnany. Yeah, that one.

720
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,800
So she was talking about. Hold on. What is that? He'll put that back on there, producer.

721
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:04,800
Oh, you just killed it. He was talking about the Newsmax and Clinton Foundation.

722
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:13,800
If that was true. Yeah, I don't know. So that is true. No, it doesn't say that.

723
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,800
It just says hot topics, blah, blah, blah. No, that has nothing to do with it.

724
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:23,800
All right. So anyways, that that that announcer that was interviewing with McEnany,

725
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:29,800
she was talking about the fraud of the bread, bread, bread bear was a bread bear.

726
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:34,800
It was no it was the Neil Cavuto. Yeah. Yeah, excuse me.

727
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,800
It was him. What a piece of shit. He is a piece of shit. That was is he the one that went to CNN?

728
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:44,800
That was that was strike one. I don't you know what?

729
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:52,800
I don't look that up for us. Look up Fox News anchor anchor moved.

730
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,800
Moved to CNN. They could find a better picture than that.

731
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:00,800
I think I think it's bread bear. I don't think so, but I don't know.

732
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:07,800
I haven't watched it. Fellow Army veteran Parnell defends. No.

733
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,800
No, that won't help us. No, good. Oh, yeah, because it's about to say it.

734
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:16,800
Five about Fox News anchor about to move to CNN.

735
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:22,800
Is that him right there? No.

736
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,800
I'm looking, but yeah, nothing's jumping out at me. But it's a it's a big name.

737
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:32,800
Well, actually go to images. Maybe that might help.

738
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,800
Oh, it's probably her. No, it's a guy.

739
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,800
Oh, God.

740
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,800
Andrea Mitchell.

741
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,800
Hey, when we.

742
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,800
When is wrap up of first episode? We got another 20 minutes.

743
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:55,800
20 minutes. Yeah. And I don't want to I want to beat the political horse to death too much.

744
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,800
But Sean, start download the Newsmax app. It's free.

745
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,800
I got it. Oh, yeah. Watch that. I'd be surprised if you haven't already done that. Yeah.

746
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:09,800
Yeah, I just I'll tell you, it gives me no pleasure to not watch the news.

747
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:15,800
But so I watch the Newsmax. I am disgusted. I am disgusted.

748
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,800
I'm trying to take a break from it because it's making me nauseous. I'm disgusted with it.

749
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:26,800
I don't want to see any of it because every time I see Joe Biden's face on there, I'm just thinking this is a fucking joke.

750
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:31,800
It's an absolute ripoff of the United States citizens.

751
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,800
It's a ripoff. It's a he stole it. It's either.

752
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,800
And you know what? I would gladly. But here's the thing.

753
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,800
I'm not out there burning down villages. I'm not out there killing people.

754
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:48,800
I'm not out there taking away people's businesses and showing my anger that way. Right.

755
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:55,800
I'm doing the right thing. And I'm I'm taking a backseat. I just I just can't look at my wounds and trying to figure out how we can.

756
01:03:55,800 --> 01:04:01,800
I just can't get over the the ongoing lies, lies, lies, more lies.

757
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:06,800
I mean, sick of it. All of it. It's all it all falls back to the same thing.

758
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:11,800
You know, we can correct all this shit with terminal term limits.

759
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:16,800
And guess who submitted a legislation for term limits today?

760
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:20,800
Who? Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz, frickin stud man.

761
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,800
They hate him up there and they hate him because he won't play their game.

762
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,800
That's why they hate Trump. I know. That's exactly why.

763
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:32,800
And just like that Josh Hawley guy in Missouri, they want him out as well. Yep.

764
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:37,800
Yeah, he's a stud. I hope he may. I'm hoping he's our next president.

765
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,800
We'll see what happens. He's really, really smart.

766
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:45,800
He is super smart. I think he is ultra conservative and he has amazing principles, man.

767
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:55,800
I think he can. What standard do you know would submit legislation to to limit their own power?

768
01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:02,800
Well, him, because he can get a job outside of politics. All of them can.

769
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:10,800
Well, yeah, well, I wouldn't say that necessarily. Yeah, they can all get jobs, but he can.

770
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,800
He he's really well, he can become a judge. Yeah, he can.

771
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:20,800
I listened to his podcast during the impeachment, the first impeachment.

772
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,800
He's he's as good as ours. No, he sucked.

773
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:30,800
And he laughed when I that's when I realized we are going to be superstars.

774
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,800
We're better than Ted Cruz, better than Ted Cruz.

775
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:41,800
Dudes like us better than Ted Cruz. Don't count on that being our tagline.

776
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,800
No, I'm super impressed with him.

777
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:49,800
And you know, and the and the media shades him just like they do anybody else that's considered a threat.

778
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:54,800
Yep. But thanks, Mr.

779
01:05:54,800 --> 01:06:04,800
Producer. Anyway, there are some studs out there still. I haven't lost all faith in in in the integrity of politicians that are out there.

780
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,800
But, man, I get tired of the lies. It's crazy.

781
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,800
And this this impeachment thing that's going on right now is a joke.

782
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,800
You cannot impeach somebody that's not not in office.

783
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,800
Well, I think Biden's even given up on it because he said he was.

784
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,800
Yeah, there's not enough votes. So he's kind of distancing himself from it.

785
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:25,800
But I read and you know, it's interesting. It's usually when a president takes over, especially in an emotionally charged election like that.

786
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:32,800
Right. They talk about how important it is to like set the agenda for the first hundred days.

787
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,800
And like, you know, and has it done any of that? Well, I think for the first hundred days,

788
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,800
how many of the first hundred days are they going to be dealing with this impeachment thing?

789
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,800
Dealing with Trump. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, that would be that would be if I'm Trump and I and I got, you know, I didn't get elected.

790
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:51,800
Right. You know, and you can throw away the throw out the fraud stuff. But I would want them talking about me.

791
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:57,800
You know, they're going to talk about Trump for the first 40 days of Biden longer.

792
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,800
They may talk about him through the entire term. Yeah.

793
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,800
I mean, the only reason why they're doing this is they're trying to keep it somehow.

794
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:10,800
I don't even know how it makes it impossible, but apparently they're trying to make it so that he cannot run for president again.

795
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,800
They're afraid of it's too late. Can they do that?

796
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:18,800
Even if he gets impeached again? No. Well, actually, what is the rule?

797
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:25,800
If you are impeached and you are thrown out of office, which he's not even in office anymore, is that does that keep you from running again?

798
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:33,800
I bet you it does. But what if they're hoping they are hoping that there is going to be enough senators that go along with this?

799
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,800
There's not to keep him from running to throw him out of office.

800
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:43,800
I don't think there is. It's unconstitutional. He's not in office. Right.

801
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:48,800
I don't understand how this even passes the smell test. And it's certainly a waste of America's time.

802
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,800
It is. We have bigger things to worry about.

803
01:07:50,800 --> 01:08:01,800
And I was at the gym yesterday and, you know, it's like the death march of the baton with them carrying the articles of impeachment to the Senate.

804
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:08,800
Oh, damn. It's a damn joke. I was like, really? And they're all somber. And this is my favorite part.

805
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:18,800
And it breaks my heart to have to do this. But it's something that must be done. I've got my box of pens with me.

806
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:28,800
They monogrammed them or whatever. And you know, it was a racket just to go, I want to be the one to walk it. I want to be the one to walk it.

807
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:33,800
They probably fought over it. So ridiculous. You know, behind closed doors are like, you know, it's crazy.

808
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:43,800
Stick it to the man. I remember in the early 80s and we were I was living in Eaton Town, New Jersey.

809
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:50,800
And this was on Fort Monmouth. I was stationed there for my dad was in a signal battalion.

810
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:59,800
They had it's one of the big training places that they train. It was a huge fields behind the house where they do a bunch of training for signal battalion.

811
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:04,800
Shit like farmers and stuff like live fire training. They train.

812
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:09,800
You ever run around in the field while they were blowing up? They did a lot of they did a lot of athletics training.

813
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:18,800
So in the morning you'd be like, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, military. One, two, three, four, three, two, but oh, my God, they'd be.

814
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:24,800
And I'm not exaggerating. There would be a thousand soldiers on that field doing calisthenics in the morning.

815
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:32,800
Oh, wow. In short shorts, I'm sure. Oh, go fast stripes. So you were glued to your window. Oh, I was out there like the nut sack was hanging on everything.

816
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:38,800
I remember I would play the Pink Floyd, the final cut. They've got one song track one.

817
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:49,800
I track one on the second side and they would have a missile that shoots and I put the speaker out the window and I play it so loud that they would dive.

818
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,800
Are you serious? I did. You're an idiot. I was.

819
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,800
Next thing you know, you're surrounded by like army.

820
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,800
You fuck. I don't know. Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

821
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,800
So you were you were just busting people's balls from a very early.

822
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,800
But you know, it probably went like 100 feet before the sound is made.

823
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:16,800
So but so our house. So Eaton Town, Fort Monmouth is so close to the ocean.

824
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,800
I mean, it's a couple of miles from the ocean. So it literally opens up.

825
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:25,800
There's there's a mouth that comes in Monmouth and there you go.

826
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:31,800
I didn't think about that, but there's it comes in and they got these little creeks that come off of that.

827
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:39,800
And they're there's there's seawater, though, and it's sure right into the behind our houses and the development.

828
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,800
You have like great whites in your know, they were everywhere like that.

829
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:47,800
In fact, I want to say the freshwater is kind of weird orcas.

830
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,800
What they call it. They call it brackish.

831
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:55,800
So they had it mixes with saltwater and freshwater mix right there on the coast through the tributaries.

832
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,800
Yeah, I think they call it brackish. Don't they?

833
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:07,800
Well, brackish. So there was a bull sharks. There was a lot of there's no shot of bushes, trees right by where that creek was at.

834
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,800
And so we would go down there. We would skip school and we were very cute is hanging.

835
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,800
No, they didn't have anything like that. Octopi.

836
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,800
And I would take some I'd go down because they have basements there.

837
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,800
And I would take some of my dad's military clothes.

838
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:28,800
And I remember he would have like when he would have to go in the field, he would have the specific he had all kinds.

839
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,800
And I took out some like these waiters.

840
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,800
And I don't remember which bag I pulled them out of.

841
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:37,800
In fact, he's probably going to hear this and shoot me when he finds out that was you, you son of a bitch.

842
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:41,800
Probably. So we go. I think he could assume it was you back then.

843
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,800
Well, it could have been my brother, too. He was an asshole just like me.

844
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:50,800
So we would we would go out there and we would we go out there.

845
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:56,800
We make these little boats out of crates and styrofoam.

846
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:01,800
And I'm not joking. They would have like because on the other side of the creek was a commissary.

847
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:07,800
OK, and they would have these deliveries and they would have all the styrofoam laying around.

848
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,800
So what are you saying? You made a makeshift raft.

849
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,800
That's exactly what I'm saying.

850
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,800
And you would float around in these little brackish tributaries in this.

851
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:20,800
But this this little creek was about 30 yards wide.

852
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,800
But it was a couple of miles long.

853
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,800
And we would like go up and down the creek, pulling each other around.

854
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,800
And we go fishing. And I remember it sounds kind of fun.

855
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,800
Do they have arcturus? What the hell is that?

856
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,800
Oh, that's a very prominent brackish seawater fish.

857
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,800
That's the can you turn off his mic now?

858
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:43,800
I'm tired of his examples of peckered brackish.

859
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,800
That is the giant squid.

860
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,800
Did they have the the arcturus?

861
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,800
The long tailed spotted pike.

862
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,800
There was a very narrow part of one of the branches of the little creeks that went off.

863
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:59,800
And there was like this 10 foot two by 16 that was stretched across.

864
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,800
And I remember we take our fishing pole and we'd sit on that little two by 16.

865
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:11,800
And I remember I dropped a little lure in there and I saw this humongous long tailed spotted pike.

866
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,800
It was a giant squid. It was a huge arcturus.

867
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,800
It was a gigantic squid. It was a catfish.

868
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,800
And it was you were noodling. It was tremendous.

869
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,800
No, you dive on it. I did not.

870
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:24,800
It was it crawled. It just went right by me.

871
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,800
It crawled. It was an amphibian.

872
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,800
I had a sealacan for a lure. Oh, dude, I haven't heard one of those in a while.

873
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,800
I had a lure and I would just sit there and I was taunting it.

874
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,800
And so but it didn't do anything. It just went right by it.

875
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,800
And I was like, what the hell's up with that bastard?

876
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,800
Didn't even go for it. Just fucking fuck with me.

877
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:48,800
How big was it? All of a sudden, this huge snapping turtle was at least like two foot wide.

878
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,800
It was it was like a tortoise.

879
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,800
It came right by or coming after that that catfish.

880
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,800
It was he went after the catfish.

881
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,800
He was going after the catfish. Catfish was in the front.

882
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:02,800
Turtle was behind. And I was like that changed everything because I was kind of like,

883
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,800
I didn't realize those turtles were that big because I was swimming in there.

884
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,800
Oh, yeah. Those things will take a frickin foot off.

885
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:17,800
Yeah. Well, it is one of those snapping turtles bit a boy's big toe clean off while we were living there.

886
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:25,800
Oh, yeah. But his fucking big toe off to go on to get it back and reattach it.

887
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,800
Did they get it? Did they get it?

888
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,800
I don't think so. Did they hang it up, gut it?

889
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,800
I think it was one of those things that got the toe partially digested.

890
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,800
And then they found seven fingers, four thumbs.

891
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:42,800
What they did is they surgically removed a thumb and put it down on his big toe to replace it.

892
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,800
I would rather have my thumb than my frickin toe.

893
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,800
Oh, they did not. That makes no sense at all.

894
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,800
Of course, thumbs are way more important than big toes.

895
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,800
While we were out there, while we were out there,

896
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,800
I would say moving the big toe on to the thumb.

897
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,800
We found a cooler because we would go fishing.

898
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800
And evidently, a lot of people were fishing out there.

899
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,800
Was there a head in it?

900
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,800
No, I didn't get head while it's out there.

901
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,800
Was there a decapitated head in it?

902
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,800
No, no, no.

903
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:06,800
You did what out there?

904
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:14,800
There was about a 12 pack or two six packs of big mouth mickeys.

905
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,800
There's another nasty one.

906
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,800
You were drinking beer?

907
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,800
I drank that beer because it...

908
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:22,800
But you were 10 years old.

909
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,800
Oh, I was a youngster.

910
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,800
But they were the big mouth mickeys.

911
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:26,800
We pulled it off.

912
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:27,800
It was the first time I ever had a beer.

913
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,800
That's a big opening.

914
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,800
Dude, I drank it and it went down.

915
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:32,800
It was warm.

916
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:33,800
It doesn't make that noise.

917
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,800
It was warm. It wasn't cold.

918
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,800
It was warm.

919
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
But I didn't have beer.

920
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,800
Gross.

921
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,800
I didn't get it.

922
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,800
But actually, it wasn't gross.

923
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,800
That's gross.

924
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,800
Warm beer is disgusting.

925
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:44,800
All right. I'll buy the Little Kings.

926
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,800
You get the mickeys big mouth.

927
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:47,800
And make sure they're warm.

928
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,800
I'll tell you what.

929
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:49,800
We drank...

930
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,800
I drank two of them and there was two of my other friends

931
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,800
and they had a couple of them.

932
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:55,800
He had them up there in the second year.

933
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,800
Big mouth mickeys.

934
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:57,800
Mickey's big mouth.

935
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,800
Well, they just had a big mouth.

936
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,800
It was another green bottle from what I remember.

937
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:04,800
There it is. Yeah, that's it right there.

938
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:05,800
That's not...

939
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,800
Okay, down.

940
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:08,800
It's multiple.

941
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:09,800
To the right. Up.

942
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,800
That picture with the left or two.

943
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:13,800
One more right there.

944
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:14,800
Click that one.

945
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:15,800
That's where it was where...

946
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:16,800
They call those the big mouth mickeys.

947
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:17,800
It was not a twist cap.

948
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:19,800
It was a pull tab.

949
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:23,800
And when you pull that tab off, it just opened up.

950
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:24,800
Bless you.

951
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,800
It just opened up.

952
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:30,800
So anyways, I mean, we used to slam soda pops and stuff.

953
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:31,800
Excuse me.

954
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:32,800
That's a Miller beer.

955
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,800
Good stuff.

956
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,800
Yeah, but I'll tell you what.

957
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,800
You drink that...

958
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,800
Oh, man.

959
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:37,800
I was hammered.

960
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,800
I had such a great time down there.

961
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:40,800
You were 10.

962
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,800
You weighed like 80 pounds.

963
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,800
I think I was like 12.

964
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,800
12 years old.

965
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,800
Okay, 85 pounds.

966
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:46,800
I rung 12 to 15.

967
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,800
Drunk as a 12 year old?

968
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:48,800
I wasn't drunk.

969
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,800
Being attacked by snapper turtles?

970
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,800
Diving on catfish.

971
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,800
Did not dive on those catfish.

972
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,800
But I tell you what, I did swim in that.

973
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:58,800
That was very alarming.

974
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,800
Did you swim in it after that?

975
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,800
No, I absolutely did not.

976
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:06,800
But I tell you what we did do, which was fantastical,

977
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,800
was we ended up acquiring.

978
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,800
Was it fabulous?

979
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,800
It was better than fabulous.

980
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,800
We acquired some bottle rockets.

981
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,800
One was fabulous from Jeff.

982
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,800
We acquired some bottle rockets, and I was like,

983
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,800
wow, this is fucking cool.

984
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:26,800
So we ended up taking the bottle rocket, and we shot it,

985
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,800
put it in a bottle, and we shot it in the water.

986
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:31,800
Into the water.

987
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:32,800
Oh, yeah, I've done that.

988
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,800
Shot it in the water.

989
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:34,800
It can't explode, though.

990
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:35,800
It does.

991
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:36,800
It does.

992
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:37,800
No way.

993
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,800
It does.

994
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,800
How does the water not put out the wick?

995
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,800
Because it's shooting out.

996
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,800
So the water never goes in to put the flame out.

997
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:44,800
Oh, OK.

998
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800
So that's not a firecracker.

999
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,800
It's a bottle rocket.

1000
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,800
So it shoots in there.

1001
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:49,800
So it was crazy.

1002
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,800
So you shoot it in the water.

1003
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,800
And you don't hear anything.

1004
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,800
And all of a sudden, you see a little fish.

1005
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,800
No, you do not.

1006
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,800
I swear to God.

1007
01:17:58,800 --> 01:17:59,800
Dude, that's kind of cool.

1008
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,800
Some little fish like that.

1009
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,800
It was very cool.

1010
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,800
You could fish by dynamite.

1011
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:04,800
It's not a eagle.

1012
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:05,800
It's not.

1013
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:06,800
But you could do it.

1014
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:10,800
All right.

1015
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:11,800
Well, all right.

1016
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,800
Welcome.

1017
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:17,800
Thank you for enduring the pre-show.

1018
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:18,800
It's pre-Burban.

1019
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:19,800
Is that what that means?

1020
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:20,800
Pre-show.

1021
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:21,800
Well, I haven't finished my bourbon.

1022
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:22,800
I know.

1023
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:23,800
I just finished mine.

1024
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:24,800
Oh, really?

1025
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:25,800
I still have a full bourbon.

1026
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:26,800
This is the way it should be.

1027
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,800
You need to imbibe on that.

1028
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,800
What?

1029
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,800
All right.

1030
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,800
So are we wrapping up the first part?

1031
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:33,800
Yes, we are.

1032
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,800
Part.

1033
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,800
We need a part something, part do.

1034
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:37,800
We need a French.

1035
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,800
What's part one in French, Mr. Producer?

1036
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,800
Oh, wow.

1037
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,800
Never mind.

1038
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,800
That's not how French people say it.

1039
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,800
I don't know what the hell just happened.

1040
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,800
I got Sean Hawken a loogie on his mic.

1041
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:52,800
OK.

1042
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,800
Well, hey, thanks for joining us.

1043
01:18:55,800 --> 01:19:01,800
We're wrapping up the first part of our episode series.

1044
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,800
Yes.

1045
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,800
All right.

1046
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:08,800
Back for part two, hearing about, I don't know, for you instantly.

1047
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,800
Instantly.

1048
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:10,800
All right.

1049
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:11,800
All right.

1050
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:40,800
Let's get started.