It's hard to top you sometimes, man.
I got to make a run at it.
When you guys are belching, there's like shit flying off.
Well, doing a little bit of body movement challenges.
Did ABC cancel the view?
We hope.
Is that your breaking news?
As a breaking news?
Walter Crockett.
Really?
Wow, that was kind of sad.
That would be if you if that was if that was truly the view being canceled after your little
DDDDD thing, that would be the greatest thing ever.
It didn't happen.
And I don't know if what where when why it needs to get canceled.
It should.
You know, it's just a hack show at this point.
It is.
Maybe back in the day.
We ever talk about is that the controversial negative stuff.
I guarantee if we were to watch it, which my God, I will never do that.
But I'm sure they talk about gardening and they talk about, you know, they talk about
girly, womanly stuff.
Right.
Tell you what, it's the view.
It's the view of different things.
And they talk about.
Yeah, they talk about books.
They interject all their bullshit.
I know.
But all we ever hear about is the negative, controversial political stuff.
That's what all of it is.
The whole show.
Is it really?
I don't know.
I've never watched it.
I don't know.
I've watched parts of it, but I've never I didn't do it consciously.
I mean, I can't believe I'm defending the view.
It's like.
But I'm trying to be objective because I know how I know how I know how media is.
And the media is they only talk about the things that suck.
Well they push a narrative and they they're trying to brainwash the Republican or the
conservative, I should say.
They're trying to brainwash the conservative housewife.
That's at home is frankly what it is.
And there's a value in that.
I say they have a conservative on the panel.
Whatever they're really not.
It's the power of suggestion.
And they drive away the conservative one.
Look, when when when Trump went in for office against Hillary Clinton in twenty twenty twenty
sixteen, he they they launched the the the Russian scandal.
Russia Russia Russia gate.
And it turned out to be bullshit.
But it was adopted by all the media streams.
Everyone zero consequences.
Yeah, nothing, nothing.
And I'm glad we spoke in the first half of the podcast.
Dudes, I guess I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And it is November 14th.
Come on, God.
Next week is Thanksgiving.
We discussed that.
We are a week away from Thanksgiving week.
Well, real quick, wasn't Rosie the Riveter on the view?
Rosie, what the hell's her name?
Rosie the Riveter.
Roseanne Barr.
McDonald's.
O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell.
She had her own TV show.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Wasn't she on the view for for a while?
So and then she started.
Yes.
And she started arguing with a bunch of folks and she got either booted or she was like,
screw this.
Interesting.
Now, did she was there somebody in particular that she didn't get along with?
Like I don't think she got along with any of them.
Rosie O'Donnell says whoopie was being mean.
Look at her smile.
Yeah, her.
Let me show you my teeth.
Well, that's the way she was as a stand up, right?
She was like, what do you think?
She looked like a horse that was kind of laughing through her teeth.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at that's terrible.
That's not even a smile.
I know.
Really, it's not.
It's just I'm going to show you my teeth and my extreme.
It is a very awkward smile.
I will tell you.
I will give it that.
You know, she was great in what was that movie with the female baseball players?
League of the World.
Yeah.
With Madonna.
Madonna.
There's no crying in baseball.
I thought that was a great movie.
Whenever I see her, I think of that movie.
Do you ever see East of Eden?
No.
Is that a witch movie?
No, that's Witches of Eastwick.
I believe she was in East of Eden and she played a bondage chick and she wore lots of
bondage gear.
Oh, Gina Davis was in League of their own.
I forgot about her and Lori Petty.
I thought she was I thought she was really cute.
Lori Petty in one of my favorite movies of all time.
Tank Girl.
No.
Oh my gosh, she was wearing some.
I've got I got Exit to Eden.
Was that what it's called?
Exit to Eden.
In Rosie Houghton.
She's totally where you put Exit to Eden, Rosie and switch the images.
It's disturbing.
Those old movies.
We've heard that.
She's a comedian, but you know what?
I've never even heard of it.
She's a fucking pig.
She's a pig.
She's.
Why are you saying that?
Because she is.
She's got.
You didn't agree with her political views or what do you mean?
Her yes, all of it, all of the above.
She's just a bad person.
Yeah, I don't know her personally, but I mean, she did say some controversial stuff.
But I mean, don't they all Roseanne Barr said lots of controversial things, right?
Yeah, but you know, she said things against the the Democrats, you know?
I mean, yeah.
OK, if you're talking about her or her national anthem, kind of Roseanne Barr.
You know, Roseanne was totally disrespectful at that anthem.
She got booed for that one.
Yeah, but you know what?
Shame on the people that put her in that.
Was that Roseanne Barr, right?
Yeah, Roseanne Barr.
Yeah, it was.
You know, look, Rosie O'Donnell.
I don't care at the end of the day.
I just don't care.
I don't even know what she's doing these days.
Yeah, I don't care.
I mean, she doesn't have to do shit.
I don't care.
I just don't fucking care what she does.
You know, be happy, be successful, just shut the fuck up.
Keep you know, we don't.
Oh, she's been out of limelight for so long now.
Yeah.
And that's funny because they bring it up nowadays.
There's some sort of debate, you know, with Trump and they bring up, well, you're talking
shit about because he's talking about some of the pageant winners and some of the Rosie
O'Donnell.
It was like, to be clear, I was I only called one girl a pig and it was Rosie O'Donnell.
Yeah, that was during the debate with Meghan.
Who's the blonde?
What?
Meghan Markle?
No.
Over.
That's the Fox News.
Meghan Trump said what in the debate?
He dogs Rosie O'Donnell as being what?
The ugliest woman alive or pretty much the same.
I only called one woman a pig or something like that.
He is such a child.
Yes.
Such a child.
Yes.
We don't need that.
That's the problem.
No, fuck that.
That's exactly what we need.
We need a child in the White House.
No, you say he's a child.
Does it make him a child?
He's a child.
No, he acts like the way he acts.
He was cultivated into this corner.
This is the way he reacts because no one holds him accountable so this is the way he acts.
I think that if people start holding him accountable for some of the things he says, I'm not talking
about putting all these stupid lawsuits against him.
I'm just saying, hey dude, why don't you shut the fuck up sometimes?
They said it all the time.
His team I guarantee is telling him about it.
He fires them.
Oh yeah.
There's no stopping.
He's a fucking rotator through his whole cabinet.
We don't know what's going on.
Look, I'm a Trump fan.
I know you are.
So am I.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to vote for him.
I want him in office and you know what?
I want him in office because I want him to shove our dick down the throat of the world
for the bullshit that they put us through.
Look, man, we support the planet.
We support the fucking planet.
When shit goes wrong, who's there?
We're there.
We're paying all the bills.
Fucking Ukraine, Israel.
I don't give a shit.
What the fuck's going on on the planet?
So just to be sure, when you say our dick, you mean America's dick.
I'm just saying.
That's pretty misogynistic assuming that there's a big.
Well hold on.
It's uncle Sam's dick.
Not a VAD.
What do you want?
Some sort of dick?
Like some poochy snail trail smothering companies?
We're going to shove Uncle Sam's dick down your throat.
Get on board.
We pay for everything.
It's a good ICB.
Now the trans are going to sign up.
Go on.
Suck it.
All right.
This has gone a little AWAR.
You probably should.
You brought it up.
The point is, I did bring it up, but the thing is that Trump has the tenacity.
I'm not saying he's the perfect proponent for making all this shit happen, but you know
what?
He's the perfect person that's going to make it happen because he's not a politician.
He doesn't give a shit.
He does things for the right reason.
He will have absolutely zero shit because he won't get reelected.
If he gets in this time, he's like, I'm done.
That's perfect.
Fuck it.
I am lame duck.
I'm doing.
He's going to be like Ricky Givet on that last episode.
He was like, yeah, what am I doing?
It's my last time doing it.
And he's going to.
I hope he would gut the federal agencies of all the libtards that are in there.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
And the the Dominion voting machine folk, the people in control of bringing those cheating
to those guys are bringing some serious lawsuits down and they're winning.
They're winning.
Well, they're winning with Democrat judges.
What they're trying to do is they're trying to they're trying to paint a picture that
the Dominion machines are actually valid and working and functional.
And so they can sell another election.
That's exactly all they're doing.
And they're just trying to build a case to make themselves.
It's all a game.
And like you guys have talked about in the green room prior to the first podcast today,
that this they are layered into our system.
The Democrats are layered into our voting system, infiltrated every facet of society,
the entire voting and election structure they've embedded themselves and all the agencies so
they can push woke agendas.
Climate change is a long game.
It's a long game.
And they played it very well.
Why do you think they have one voting machine that they use during voting's Dominion?
No, they use more than one.
OK, go.
What?
Dominion, too.
No, no, they mean they have there's lots of different voting.
OK, my point is that they have machines.
They have Dominion voting machines in other countries that are tallying up votes for.
I remember what you're saying.
I'm trying to with the big scandal right after the election is that the votes are going overseas
and they're running it through Venezuela.
Germany.
It was Germany.
It was Germany's.
Some crazy shit like that.
And none of that ended up being true, did it?
It was true.
But they just totally backtracked on it.
And they kind of like, well, we can't verify it.
I don't care.
But that's not what I was talking about.
OK, I was talking about how the Dominion they are using Dominion machines in Europe to tally
votes like in Israel, for example.
Right.
Like the Hamas, you know, voted in Hamas is using Dominion machines.
Well, it needs we need to start our own company.
I don't think they create our own.
And have an election machine.
Yeah, they did.
They had a they absolutely had a they had a voting a sham.
Well, that's that's state by state.
Right.
So Texas for the Gaza Strip.
No, I'm talking about the Dominion voting machines.
Right.
So each state has their own ability to buy whatever machines they want.
That's exactly right.
It's not controlled by the federal government.
And Texas did decide we're not using any Dominion voting machines in the state of Texas.
Right.
Suck it.
Bitch.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Did they use Dominion voting machines when the last governor race between Cruz and Rourke
Abbott Senate Senate Senate.
I said to say Senate between Cruz and Robert O'Rourke.
I have no idea.
Beto Beto member.
The reason I bring that up.
They came really close.
They used Dominion.
So they would have won.
What my point is, they didn't use Dominion and he got really fucking close.
Yeah, which could be the big cities are blue, man, whether we like it or not.
Houston, Austin, Dallas, San Antonio.
Those are all blue cities.
And everybody is moving to the city.
There is like hardly any Megan Kelly anymore.
Have you guys driven?
Megan Kelly.
Have you driven through a country town at all lately?
Do you ever get off the phone all the time?
What I want to know?
Yeah, you do.
You do.
You do for sure.
But yeah, get off.
If you get off the freeway, if you get off the freeway and you take country roads, because
I love doing that, I love the scenic route.
Oh, I don't care if it takes.
Seriously, I don't care if it I don't.
Oh, that's Virginia.
Texas, you fucking whore.
We just talk about Texas.
Anyway, if you get off the freeway and you drive through these little country towns,
they're gutted.
They're gutted.
They're no one.
They're dilapidated.
Yes.
So because there's no business.
And the only people there are the people that are farmers because that's where the land
is.
And everybody has left the small towns and they're going to the big fucking blue cities.
It goes more than that.
So there are there are folks that are going in there and purchasing land.
OK.
So let's let's let's zoom into a small town.
I don't care.
Let's pick it.
Clarksville, fucking Texas.
That's a very small town.
But they have people that will go in there and they will gobble up the main street of
that town and buy like some influential corners.
And why do you think that is?
Oh, because they want the mainstream to fail because of the mainstream fields, the representation
of the region.
They want to the county.
They want to erode the red vote period.
The red vote is 100 percent rule.
For the most part, very frustrating.
Oh, I'm going off.
Child abduction in Wilmer, Texas, Tann 2007 Chevrolet Tahoe.
Is it really?
License plate KVZ 1194.
Victim is a 10 year old Hispanic male, Ian Aguilar, who was last seen wearing unknown
clothing.
I wonder.
I'm a known clue.
I wonder what the percentage it's usually a parent fighting another parent.
It takes them and one runs off with the with the kid.
Correct.
I wonder what percentage that is.
I would say most of it because man, I would hope most of it.
I hope so, too, because then in that case, the kids not in danger unless the father's
a psycho with a mom's psycho.
Those parents are weirdo.
Yeah, you just get away from me.
I'm going to kill us both.
Women are fucking devils when it comes to their kids.
Oh, yeah.
Don't take a kid away from a mom that that post postpartum postpartum.
You know, they get fucking cocoa, cocoa, cocoa, cocoa.
Well, what about the lady who killed all her babies in the bathtub?
Andrea Yates.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I just pulled a Jeff.
You did.
That was very good.
Thank you.
There's another one in your backyard.
I know.
There's also another one.
And that is not I don't want to say it's not uncommon.
It is uncommon, but it's it's not unheard of.
Correct.
There's another lady who put her kids in a car and then drove it into a lake.
Yes.
Yep.
That's another one.
Yep.
It was she in the car, too, or did she let the kids go?
She got out.
And remember, we have to make a difference between the moms that are suffering from mental
illness because of postpartum or whatever and the father that decides to do a murder
suicide.
This world is not worth living in.
I'm going to kill me, my wife and all my kids.
Right.
I just lost my job.
The world's I can't support them.
So they're better off dead.
They're better off dead.
Who was the name of the bitch that drove the car to the total difference?
The lake.
Andrea Yates.
She was a fruitcake.
Then you had that one.
Well, the her.
She was saying that she was hearing voices like the devil to kill her kids.
I think there is guys.
I mean, we talk about it every once in a while, but we don't touch on a lot of spiritual stuff.
There is a spiritual war going on all the time, whether we like it or not, whether we
want to acknowledge it or not.
There was a spiritual war going on.
And some people are susceptible to doing evil deeds, man.
What was the name of that chick that allegedly her daughter came up missing?
She was actually really, really cute.
And John Benet Ramsey.
No, that's in Colorado.
That was something different.
You mean like a little tiny kid?
She was like three years old.
Oh, you mean in Europe, in Portugal?
The mother had the daughter had was found dead with a butterfly over her mouth.
Oh, OK.
This one was never found.
John John Bonet was found.
She no, they never found her.
They found her dead.
She did the basement.
I don't know how she died.
But the one in Europe, they're still like looking for like there are people that say
a new lead, a new tip.
You know, I'm talking about the one in Europe.
But yeah, anyway, back to this crazy motherfuckers.
You know, I want to push through this.
I don't care about.
I mean, it's sad that it happened, but there's some freaky ass people out there.
And I throw stones at a lot of women because they're crazy.
Fucking women are crazy.
You know what?
I think so.
I mean, you know, well, I would say that there are a lot of men crazy, but I think.
But when they're crazy, they're crazy about different things.
Yeah.
What it is.
You know what, Jeff?
I'm going to disagree with you because I think they're just fucking crazy.
So you think women are more prone to mental illness than men are?
I think that they don't have the same set skill set that guys have when it comes to
handling life.
So, OK, so it's not mental illness necessarily, but you're saying that women are they can't
cope with reality.
You can't cope.
Man, look, they're without digging into throwing stones at people.
It's just my life experience with the people around me and my extended friends and family
just kind of seeing all the shit going on.
I mean, the guys are guys and women are women.
Women act like women and guys act like guys and the women.
It's just.
You know, there is there is definitely a difference between men and women, of course, biologically,
emotionally.
You already lost the one female.
I know.
I'm trying.
We had we had one female.
Last show you're called a whores.
Yeah.
I just men should sleep with however many they want.
Women.
Oh, fuck.
No, they're whores if they sleep with more than one.
Sluts.
I didn't say.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
I was like, yeah, we look.
I'm sorry.
The one female listener we had.
She's not actually she's not listening tonight, but because she, you know, done.
No, look, all I'm saying is that they're they're different emotionally.
They are.
They have a.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a different set of there's a different skill set that they have than we do.
They I'll tell you, I'll give this to them.
The women have a better ability to multitask.
Their brains are probably bigger and they're more efficient processing things.
Regardless what it is for sure.
And that's a fact.
It's proven every day, every single day.
But guys are just we're just built different.
I mean, we're kind of like we kind of most guys are.
I'd say 99 percent of the guys out there kind of take a macro perspective of life and kind
of like.
All right.
But let me make a comment.
I will take an emotional, nonviolent woman any day over a psycho violent guy that doesn't
that builds to a point where he explodes and kills a bunch of people.
There of course.
There we go.
What are you talking about?
Like T.D. or what kind of guy does that?
All sorts of mass shooters.
It's very rare.
Women do not mass shoot other than the tranny who apparently is not a woman.
Well, no, she's a woman.
I know.
But you signed your name with I know.
But are you following me here?
Guys when they snap, they kill people.
Women when they snap, I guess they drown.
They kill their kids, kill them in the tub.
All right.
Nobody wins.
That analogy didn't work very well.
But no, it really didn't.
But look, look, I don't mean to slam professional.
I'm not slamming women because I don't give a shit.
I'm married.
I've got daughters.
You know, I'm just saying that we just handle shit differently.
Of course, it's in my great opinion that I think that women are flawed.
Well, the way they handle some of their stresses.
Interesting.
That's it.
Yeah, I think they they handle it differently.
I don't think it's flawed.
I don't think it's flawed either.
I think it's flawed.
It's just different.
I perceive it as flawed because it's not the way I would prefer them to handle it.
Like yelling and screaming doesn't really cut it.
Oh, I was thinking more like emotional breakdown, crying, wanting all wanting to be held.
That's you know, I don't want the whole to be.
Oh, that's what I do.
Yes.
Look, I don't I'm not against like.
Kettling.
No, you hate women.
We get it.
Yeah, that's what I'm getting.
I don't hate women.
Well, I love women.
You do?
Well, it's not all horse sluts and psychos.
Yeah, for the last two podcasts.
For the last two podcasts, all we've heard is they're basically holes that, you know,
we should pound and then move on.
Pound?
God.
I didn't say any of that today.
Women that are three times many, many men should pound.
Hold up.
The women are three times more likely than men to experience common mental health problems.
Perry.
Yeah, but being emotional is not mental health.
What?
That's hand in hand.
That's fucking retarded.
That's like washing your hands with water.
The women are more compassionate than men.
There you go.
Compassion is emotion.
It is.
Men just like go away.
Right.
I don't want to deal with that.
Women.
Well, and that's what's how many times do we hear that?
You know, you don't want to deal with it.
You don't want to deal with it.
Well, it just builds and it builds and you never resolve it.
And then you end up shooting up a, you know, something.
It's called being motherly.
Yeah.
I mean, you know what they used to say back in the like the 1200s, the 1400s?
Bring me a rabbit, bitch.
Shut up.
It's like, I don't know, man.
I was kind of like just shooting from the hip there.
There's so many jokes I could have said.
Like from Monty Python.
What's wrong?
All right.
We need to get off of this because it has a very sexist tone, which you probably don't
mean because you love women.
I do.
But I don't care.
But look, the reality of it is, and I stand by it, is that women have a tendency to be
more emotional.
They are great emotional creatures.
And what kind of world would we have without emotional women?
There is an absolute value to that because.
Look, when I need something, look, seriously, when I need shit done.
They're affectionate and loving.
If I need something done 100 percent and I need help, I could turn to my wife and be
like, she's a machine.
I can.
I need help with this.
I need it done now and I need your help, please.
Dude, she was she will do it.
And it'll not only be done, it'll be done 10 times more than it should have been done.
Like I mean, she's over above your wife.
Your wife is a machine.
I mean, she does all kinds of crazy shit.
So I'm not coupling her.
I'm not bringing her into that, but she is crazy.
She is crazy, but she's extremely functional.
She's a functional crazy.
Oh, my God.
What do they call that?
It's like we're function alcoholics.
It's like I'm going to die.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Speaking of alcoholics.
OK, go.
We need to discuss our bourbons because we missed it last time.
We did.
So let's talk about what we're drinking this time.
So we got to combine both.
It's so fast.
It didn't do it justice.
Well, hold on.
Let's pull up the the the truth.
First of all, the truth.
Sweet mash rye is something we Jeff and I had the liberty of meeting the distiller out
at Total Wine in Frisco, Texas.
I was this past Friday.
You were not there without me.
You're gallivanting.
Yeah.
You were just around there hugging whatever.
So Paul's going to be out of town.
You guys want to go meet a distiller?
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
So Brian was out there and I was kind of like, dude, look, honestly, I showed up.
Red card.
Oh, my God.
Immediate red card.
No, immediate red card.
No, bullshit.
That goes straight to red.
Straight to red.
Great.
All right.
Keep a little case of Dilferitis.
All right.
So anyway, so we I forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
So we showed up at the Total Wine and we got Brian from the Truth Hard Truth Distilling
Company out there.
And he he whips out this bottle that I don't think ours is 150.
I think I was 170.
Right.
Yes.
So it was it was a beefy thing.
And I was kind of like I was very skeptical.
I was skeptical and I was kind of like, yeah, let's let's see what's going on here.
And I was kind of poking at the guy in front of me.
I was like, so how many years was this in the barrel?
And the guy was like, hey, Brian, how long was the bourbon in the barrel?
And Brian's like, I was in the barrel for four years.
Oh, the distillers that weren't answering all the questions.
Yeah.
Because I'm you know, and I turn around, I'm like, yeah, it's probably low proof.
What's the proof?
Yeah.
What's the yeah.
Because I was like come bitch please.
I was a bitch please mode.
And and then we're like, oh, it's 170 proof.
I was kind of like, OK, erection.
And you're like it was Asian a pecan barrel.
Oh, no.
This is the best part.
Seriously, this is the best part.
They whip out this little cup.
It was like a full shot glass.
And they they filled it like halfway up, which is still like it was a lot.
And I was kind of like, thank you.
And instead of like throwing the cup in the waste basket that they had next to the thing,
I just held on to it.
So I went to every different because it was a big laugh.
I was like, oh, can you fill this up, please?
Right.
Fill this up, please.
I mean, I don't know.
No.
How cool is that that you met the justiner?
Yeah, he signed a bottle.
Signed the bottle.
He signed the bottle.
He said to dudes like us, especially Sean.
Great.
Not Paul.
Well, you know, how would he know I wasn't there?
You weren't there because you were taking care of your family, your parents.
Dude, look, man.
No, he was last week in Arkansas.
Oh, yeah.
Even worse.
You're out playing, not gallivanting.
Oh, actually, he made gallivanting.
It was Father's Weekend.
Oh, with this, you know, with the fraternity.
We'll get to that in a minute.
We need to finish our bourbons.
Oh, we do.
Dude, dudes, dudes.
What?
Sorry, go on.
Whatever.
Nose.
Summer fruit, apples, dried apricot, fruity, spicy.
We already did this or no?
No, we're not talking about that.
Well, but look, look, it's a rye whiskey.
Let's just cut to the chase.
And it had a bite and it had a burn.
There's no question about it.
Yeah.
And look, is it desirable?
It wasn't awful.
Yes, it was very good.
No, it's very good.
And me saying it's not awful, what I meant was it did not take away from how good it
was.
Yeah.
Would you buy this again?
Would I buy that again?
I would buy it again.
I would absolutely buy it again.
In fact, had it not been 70 bucks or whatever we paid for it.
That's right.
It was 70 bucks.
71.
Yeah, the truth is there are a ton of rye whiskies we have not tried.
Yeah.
Well, it only opens the door to.
I mean, every now and then we find something like this.
And look, I'm really enjoying this.
In fact, after Jeff and I left Total Wine, we went to the Rugby Bar and we did a little
Asian persuasion there, checking out the scenery, having a couple of rugby Irish cocktails out
there.
And then we headed over to Asian persuasion.
Just roll with it.
And then we went over to what's it called?
Lazy Dog.
And then we had some.
I like that place.
Lazy Dog is they have great appetizers.
They have really delicious sandwiches.
Oh, yeah.
I had like a sandwich.
It was cut up in three.
It was fantastic.
He had a Cuban.
You're like, stop very big.
I love Cuban.
I was like, what happened to the other half of the sandwich?
You know what?
I need to start making.
I need to start making my own Cubans.
That is my actual favorite sandwich.
Famous.
Like cigars?
No, not famous.
I don't have a famous sandwich.
Favorite.
Yes.
And that is pulled pork.
No.
Ham.
And bacon.
And usually like a mustard that is like a Dijon mustard.
Dijon.
For real?
Yeah, with a pickle on it.
I don't know what kind of juice it's got.
It's so good.
Yeah.
I like Cubans.
I am going to start.
I'm not going to make that my thing.
Yeah.
I had a ribeye, sliced ribeye sandwich.
Oh, my God.
That sounds wonderful.
Kind of like with the au jus.
The au jus sauce.
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
It was fantastic.
It was good.
The presentation was good.
French dip.
Hey, look, our server was very comical.
He's a...
He was good.
But he reminded me of the guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie Day.
He sounded just like him.
His voice just sounded like him.
He was like, I don't know, guys.
I couldn't even do his voice, but it was freaking hilarious.
That sounded like, oh, Archie.
Well, that's because that's me.
I'm starting to see repetitive voices on you now.
But this guy, I'm telling you, with what he was talking, I was kind of like, dude, has
anyone ever told you sound like fucking Charlie Day?
And he was just like, yes.
All the time.
He knew who that was.
Yes.
He was like all the time.
That's impressive.
And he sounds just like him.
Whatever.
He was a great...
He provided great service and he had a great personality.
So Liz Dogdeer and Frisco is our Plano, technically.
That's Plano, technically, yeah.
Did you give him a dollar tip?
Yeah, a dollar.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, sounded just like him.
We always tip pretty good when we go out.
Chuck Day.
Good.
Yeah, but the hard truth, highly recommend.
I'd probably give it a seven, 7.2 maybe.
Shit, man.
I'll do 7.6.
I'm going to go with 6.6.
I know.
Throughout the high, throughout the low.
Whatever.
So, 7.2.
All right.
Look, if that's your opinion on it, then so be it.
Yeah.
But the thing is, I will buy it again.
I think it's a fantastic bottle.
I'm a little disappointed I only have one.
In fact, Brian, son of a bitch, I want the next full barrel that you have coming out.
Castrank barrel strike.
Don't be digging around dudes like us here in Frisco, Texas.
We're going to require it.
Hashtag help a honky up.
Help a honky out.
All right, here we go.
So the bourbon we're drinking this half.
Where is the distilled?
Indiana.
It is not MGP.
That was the other thing you called about.
That was the other thing I was kind of like.
You're like, it's MGP, isn't it?
Oh, and he bristled.
He's like, no, I bet he bristled.
We're grain to glass.
Oh, you frickin'.
His shoulders went back.
I know that just jumped up to a six point eight because the fact that they do their
own shit and they are passionate about it.
Great.
I love that.
Yeah.
OK, all right.
Let's talk about it.
He was passionate.
OK, so that was actually the bourbon or the whiskey, not a bourbon, a whiskey from the
last podcast.
Correct.
What are we drinking now?
Now we're.
We're.
So no, this is this was a gift to the show.
Oh, oh, yes, this is our friend Andrea.
She visited this distillery three or four weeks ago.
She needs to be on the podcast.
She is.
She was on the podcast.
I know, but she won't come back.
She's a cool dude.
So this is from still Austin.
You can only find this at the distillery.
Can't find it in the stores.
And this is a is this is this actually a single barrel cast ring?
The bottle we have is one hundred twenty proof, so it's not the exact one.
I think all the other credentials are there.
Yeah, so it's a single barrel cask strength.
I don't know what what bottle it is, but it's got the silver label.
You've got the silver label cast rank.
But can you confirm, Mr. Producer?
We got a nod over there in the corner.
So that's it.
So still awesome.
She was at the distillery.
She highly recommends the visit.
She goes, it was a very, very good place, really good drinks.
They've got some foods.
She recommended that if we're down that way, we definitely hit the still Austin distillery.
Well, look at it.
I mean, it's just like 1845 distillery in Long Beach Crossing.
Guys, we would never turn down a visit to any distillery.
Right.
But I mean, my point by bringing that up is that it looks like it's in a metal Rick house,
you know, just sitting out there in the middle of Texas.
By the way, barrels.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you see that?
They're vertical.
What was up with that?
That was weird.
We've never seen that before.
I've never seen that either.
Maybe that was the camera.
Or maybe they weren't.
No, they're vertical.
No, I think that maybe they're empty.
I've never seen vertical barrels and I can promise you they don't age them that way.
There we go.
I think you're right.
I think they're empty and they're probably staging them for to get filled or they're
already filled because they're you see all the leaky shit down the side.
I think you're probably I think they're probably done with them and they're getting ready to
send them overall.
People that still are limited release single barrel single barrel cast, right?
Is highly I recommend it.
I recommend it.
If I were to compare the two between truth and this one, I would pick truth over this
one.
Honestly, but this one's a little different.
This one's well, this one's a bourbon.
They're very different.
So this one, our first pool definitely has some heat behind it.
Oh, yeah.
Got some heat.
Hundred twenty proof.
You feel it.
It's definitely got some heat that that tip of the tongue all the way down.
You feel go all the way.
Nice hug on the chest.
It just seems it just finishes a little softer, a little softer.
It's very supple on the tongue compared to the right.
And I know that's a bourbon versus right thing.
What's less spicy?
No knock.
Yeah, no knock against the right.
But this finishes much.
It's just different.
It's smoother.
It holds.
The talons are tighter.
It just it holds my tongue.
It's supple.
It's got soft softness.
Our producer gives it a thumbs up.
Geez.
Yeah.
Supple as you're caressing your breast.
What the what?
What?
Jeff, what are you talking about?
I don't know.
You're over there caressing your tits.
No.
What?
My tits?
Yes.
No, your pectorals.
So this was this.
This was bottled September 13th.
So this was about a month old.
We are so stupid.
We're so stupid.
You know, we're nine year olds.
Yes, we are.
What what age do we actually act on this podcast?
We fluctuate.
I know it fluctuates depending on the topic.
13 or 14.
Really?
You know what?
They'd be talking about the age whole thing.
I found it quite humorous when Paul sends a selfie or something.
I don't send selfies.
First off.
I don't send selfies.
Whatever.
You said a picture from you in Arkansas doing something and then all of a sudden we see
this phone is that.
Child abduction alert.
It's an amber or child abduction.
You can actually silence your phone.
OK, whatever.
So Paul sends a what?
It's not a selfie because I don't know where the fuck did that picture come from?
What picture?
You walking away?
Yeah.
I told Dawson to take a picture of me walking away to give you guys shit, to give myself
shit for you.
However, it backfired.
No, we didn't at all.
We talking about.
Oh, it did.
So he did.
He did take a picture.
I did that to myself.
Yeah.
You know what?
Just take it back.
See what Daddy Drive here for a second.
I preempted that for you.
Yeah.
So, uh, prior talk, let's let's just walk through.
You zoomed in on your.
All right.
You want me to set the stage on this one?
I have a habit when I've been drinking too much and I don't want to be where I show your
bald spot to walk home.
So I've had a couple moments of that.
It's not been it's not been a good thing because, you know, you don't want to be.
Hold on.
That is not exactly what I was talking about.
Well, I know.
The picture I sent to you guys that I chose to be that I told Dawson.
Yes.
That I told Dawson.
I said, damn it.
It's happening again.
I'm walking away.
I said, Dawson, take a picture of me walking away.
Right.
Because you guys are giving me shit about, oh, do they put a Apple tag on you?
Right.
Even Brody said, I put a Samsung.
He said, I'm not coming to look for you anymore, Dad.
I'm putting a tag on you or whatever it is.
Anyway, which I was like, that's that's good, son.
That's funny.
And I had him take a picture and then I'm looking at the picture and I'm like, you got
a bald spot, bitch, just say it.
And I'm like, David, you go beating around the bush here.
I'm like fucking about you walking home.
I had a bald spot the size of a Gibraltar.
I zoomed in on that.
And then I you know how you can edit your pictures.
I did like a like a fucking highlight with an arrow.
And I'm like, why didn't you motherfuckers tell me about this?
Dude, it's huge.
I have a huge it's not OK.
First off, you said Briar Patch or whatever Friar Tuck.
OK, that's the exact opposite, by the way.
That's where you have hair and nothing around.
Is that right?
No, it's it's it's a ring and you're bald on top and you got a ring.
This Friar Tuck.
Well, then maybe that's what it is.
Dude, it's bad.
You know what?
Look, we're all at that age where shit's just thin up there.
Well, they did took a picture of your frenulum and sent it to us.
Whoa.
My frenulum.
Yes, you had the Google apparently.
I zoomed in on my leg.
The V cut.
I zoomed in on my leg and I was like, OK, you want to see a picture of it?
And then it was blurry and a lot of skin.
And you guys were like, oh, my God.
I was hoping for that kind of response.
Yes. But yeah, I don't I don't.
I'm pretty sure you guys knew it wasn't my junk.
We were hoping it wasn't.
Yeah, well, it wasn't.
It was my leg.
But I had all sorts of fun that night.
You know what? That's that is actually one thing that's really fun.
Even when we're not together, Dylf, go on.
Whatever. Even when we're not together, we send, you know, we we we include
each other in what we're doing.
It's this life experience. It's fun.
I really I extend an opportunity for for dudes like us out there to absolutely
to share stuff like that with their friends, because come on, man.
You know, you can't live.
You can't live your life.
I carelessly through other people.
You got to go out there and experience it.
And even if it's not even if it's little moments, I know you take you go out there
and you you deal with your family and you're going on these vacations
or you're doing something.
Take a little moment just to just to fuck with your friends, man.
It's fun as hell. That's what we do.
It's it's it's a lot of fun.
So anyway, and we take a picture of the glass that we're drinking.
Yes, to rub it in. Oh, to rub it in.
10 a.m. I'm having a dress.
No, always you buy the glass that you have.
You finally found your glass. So I had a car.
I didn't find it. It was stolen by my son.
Well, hold on. Did he steal it or was it just there that he just.
Sean, it disappeared from Dallas and appeared in Fayette.
I thought that you had that up with you while playing golf with your father in law.
No. The last time I saw that glass was when Arkansas played A&M
at Jerry Jones, Jerry World.
Right. OK. It disappeared during pregame
and in the what do you call it tailgating?
But he just stashed it in his car and it disappeared.
And then he was like, dead.
How do you know it's yours?
And I was like, OK, first off, it's the construction, whatever.
And then I was like zoomed in on your he making you engraved it.
But it's all right. I mean, shit, by now they know who we are.
He engraved the last name into the glass.
I mean, like, first off, who does that?
Who engraves anything into a Yeti?
And I was like, yeah, rub your finger on this bitch.
That's my glass. And he was like, yeah.
I was like, what the hell, man? This is what he does.
So he's he's at home and he's about to go home.
He's about to go back to be like, what do I want?
He goes into my closet and he's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to take this pillow, this cushion.
He doesn't tell me shit. OK.
And then I go to Fayetteville and I go to hang my clothes in his closet.
And I'm like, well, this is all my stuff.
That looks really familiar.
Those my chaps. Oh, my God. Yeah, exactly.
All my leather is that my strap on? Yep.
My. Oh, I was like, that's my red ball.
So what are you doing with my red ball?
I'm matching up cowboy. Yeah, that's my leather hood.
Oh, Mr. Producer put up on the screen a picture of Paul with
do like us. OK. Is that like spies like us?
You guys keep saying to let me just tell the story on the doves like us. Oh.
If you've gone to a college campus lately
and you have a son who's of age with all these
all these or daughter at these college campuses, the girls are
they dress very provocatively nowadays on game day.
Usually in the south, I'm going to say the south because I know A&M
is the same way, Texas and Arkansas all the same way.
They wear cowboy boots with no with no leggings.
So they're super short, super short skirts, dresses, low cut dresses,
all this kind of shit. And it's crazy.
And usually the dads are off to the side going, what?
Really? And then we make jokes.
Yeah. Hey, look at the top of the building that that that that that
that that window is really dirty.
Yeah. Keep your eyes up there because we're not supposed to be looking at that stuff.
It's ridiculous. Go on. Right. Go on.
And so your procedure, how do you handle things usually?
No, I'm serious. We just don't don't look because, you know, it's
you know what it's like.
It's like when your daughters or your sons that are dating girls
and they're doing their homecoming pictures when they're 16 or 17
and they're wearing ridiculous.
Stuff. And it's like, yeah, this is not.
I wouldn't let my girls out.
Yeah, I wouldn't allow my daughter to bingo.
But it's ridiculous what fathers with I don't have any daughters.
Right. I don't either.
So it's ridiculous what they let them wear.
And it's ridiculous. And you just you got to look away as a grown ass man.
You got to be like, no way.
I'm not looking at that.
I'm not looking at 17 year old cleavage. Bingo.
And when you're 53,
extend that to 21, 22, 19, 20.
It's all it's kind of all the same, to be honest.
I mean, a little bit.
Oh, it's a good thing we don't have video anyway, because everyone
check this nose. You're full of shit.
No, I'm not. I'm really not.
And so anyway, girls everywhere, guys everywhere drinking.
It's a normal pregame thing.
All right. And then everybody was like, Oh, my God, you're Dawson's dad.
Oh, my God, we love Dawson.
So we love you. And it's like, Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, you're so funny. Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
I just you're about to tell the story and I want you to tell the story.
Now, I told you sure that you want to tell the story.
I told you.
Yeah, very, very good. OK, carry on.
100 percent. No, I want to tell the story because this generation is different.
They are different.
I write the hell.
And so anyway, I'm meeting one girl after another, one guy after another.
I mean, it's all it's all fair game.
Everybody's having fun.
And then this girl comes up and and she's like,
Oh, my God, yeah, you're Dawson's dad.
And then she pauses and she's drunk, clearly drunk,
like which which I'm glad because it contributes to the next comment.
She goes, You're a dill.
She's black. She's blasted that you're a dill.
And I'm pretty sure everybody who's listening to this podcast knows
what a dill is. And I'm like, well, you're damn right.
I am. We're like, let's go.
Let's go. Oh, no, I was.
I wonder if I was if someone was unscrupulous
and was like, all right, let's go.
Oh, she would have. That's gross.
Well, I get it.
But there's been out there who would have done that.
Yes, they would have.
And I was stunned.
I was I was smirking and laughing.
I was shocked. We're all stunned.
Yes, I was I was like, are we this?
This is where we are.
This is where our younger generation is, that a that a young woman.
What do you say she's pathetic for wanting to know a father figure?
Maybe she likes older men.
Oh, God, you got to stop right.
She wants a grandfather figure.
Grandfather wants a friar tuck.
You're a jill.
A gilf, a gilf.
Sure, a grandfather I'd like to have fun with.
I don't think so.
Anyway, it was I think she was just trying to be nice.
It just took me back.
And I was like, I was like, yeah, wow.
This is the younger generation.
They have no smile. I don't go.
I just like I laughed and smiled and then I unzip my pants.
Oh, wait, no.
What was the last thing I said?
I don't remember. Smiled.
Dude, it was we talking about it.
People everywhere.
Well, makes it sound like I would have done something if there weren't people.
And you weren't wearing like a green outfit, were you?
Isn't that crazy, though?
Yes. I mean, no filter.
No, no, Kuth. No.
Yeah, I don't know what I'll do.
You know, it's never I guess what you get that is that the the the
some of the younger folk out there, the new generation,
they're just a little bit more forward with their sexuality.
Way more. And you know why? Phones.
I I chalk it up to phones.
Well, you could say dick pics and all kinds of pics.
Yeah, because everything is I just think everything is protected.
I think it was drawn. Do what you want.
I think that when people get drunk, they say things, they do things
they don't normally do.
And I'm sure that if she may have woken up with the circumstance
like the next day sober, she's like, Oh, my God, I cannot believe I said that.
And by the way, why is there a condom in my butt?
You always end the the nights of drinking
no matter if you're a guy, girl or farm animal.
It ends with condom in the butt.
You know what? It's just a go to thing.
It is a go to thing for you.
I don't think she well, I don't know if she woke up with a condom in her butt,
but I will say she probably woke up going, Oh, did I get that guy's number?
But she already knows your son's name and number.
So she's got your number.
And she's been texting me nonstop.
Oh, my gosh. She on your Facebook.
I know Instagram. I'm not on Facebook.
Oh, you're only saying that you have you have your only fans set up.
Do you have like, no, I'm an only fan for me.
Yeah. Yeah.
By the way, bringing up the only fans and I'm not trying to change the topic.
I am not. No, I don't do any of that shit.
How about so many of these teachers
making money on the sly?
Dude, they're making so much money.
These bitches are making a million dollars in a year.
And what happens is I would do and they try to keep it quiet,
but it's hard to keep it quiet.
Well, then someone in your community finds a pick. Yes.
And then they get outed at the school.
They're like, we can't have an only fans porn, a semi porn,
soft porn star in our school.
And they're like, OK, then fire me.
And I'll just keep doing my only fans thing and I'll make millions.
She did. She made a million dollars in six months.
So let's talk about that.
I know morals are eroding.
Look, a hundred thousand dollars for 10 years.
I get it. But I understand that morals are eroding.
Is that is that OK?
Do you guys think it's OK for a married woman, a mom? Hold on.
If she's not married, she can do it or the fuck.
Oh, both of these.
But I'm going to reflect both of the two that that I'm talking about.
Were her partners aware of that?
The teachers that got fired.
Aren't married. Did their husbands know?
Yeah, think. Yes, of course, they knew.
OK, so they did know.
Well, you know, look, whatever.
You know what? It's capitalism.
But that's beside the point.
We're talking about morality.
So is a mom, a husband, I mean, a wife, a, you know, a single woman?
That's exactly what you're talking about.
The morality has changed.
You got young bitches coming up here saying, I want to bang you because you're a dill.
You've got these fucking teachers in the school.
Banging for a million dollars for six months.
That's what I'm going for.
You get these young girls who, as soon as they turn 18,
they go into OnlyFans and they're instant rich.
This is the decline.
It is a it is pushing towards the decline of our social growth.
And you know what it is?
It's the lack of accountability.
And where that accountability come from?
God. Well, I think some of these are you saying.
Apologize, Jeff. Interrupting.
Are you saying God needs to come down and drop the hammer?
I'm saying if people have God in their life,
they are more inclined to have spiritual accountability, to have more.
OK, I agree 100 percent moral accountability, because I'm not a very God's watching us
and God's going, yeah, you shouldn't be on OnlyFans elementary teacher.
Well, at the end of the day, it's about what's right and wrong.
That's what I'm talking about.
And is it right for a young woman to be stripping and be naked?
I don't believe so.
The prostitution is the oldest profession.
I totally agree. That's different, though.
Totally. Is it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
100 percent not different, 100 percent not different.
Yeah, but here's the difference between prostitution.
What the old school stuff is, because that was just a release.
You know, I was to make money.
Maybe for the really for men.
What are you saying? OK, so oh, boy.
With with prostitution, we're going to lose the other.
Look, the other. We had to look.
What I'm getting at is that a lot of these prostitutes, you go out there,
you bang them, you pay them, you're done. OK, the shit's not online.
It's not there forever. OK, no, a prostitute.
They're still selling the body. God sees everything.
OK, agreed.
You're asking there are two different phenomenons going on here.
OK, you know, so yes, you need God in your life to be able to direct you
and make sure that you're making good decisions and to hold yourself
spiritually accountable. Nice. Agreed.
100 percent. But what I'm saying is that the prostitution traditional
was something that wasn't announced in public.
I mean, there are bath houses.
There used to be bath houses. I mean, they walk the streets.
Well, they do in the cities now.
They OK. But those those people that do that can.
Reestablish themselves somewhere else if they don't put it online.
That's all I'm saying.
There is a difference there, right, because there's no proof.
Unless someone's taking pictures.
That's what we're talking about. Right.
But porn has also been around for a long time as well.
Oh, my God. And porn, I tell you what, man, the reports that I've watched
or heard in and just the reports that I have watched just about porn.
It's like every guy in the planet is watching it rampant.
Yes. Rampant.
I'll tell you, it's readily available for free all the time. Correct.
And there's a lot of money to be made in it.
So I have said this in the past.
I think it's a I think my attitude towards it has changed a little bit.
But like 10 years ago, I was maybe 20 years ago.
I was thinking, you know, if I was a woman, I would have worked at a booby bar.
And I've said this on the podcast before. Yeah.
You know, because I would go work at a booby bar and go make a ton of money
and then go like go somewhere.
I don't fucking know, like four states over and some farfetched city.
And just work at a booby bar, make a ton of money.
Keep yourself clean. Don't date anybody.
Assuming how much fucker.
And then just read that reintroduce yourself back into wherever you came from
with like five hundred thousand dollars in the bank.
And now you can go to school and take on your life.
And and only fans is the same way it is.
These girls are making so much difference is and they can do it for a year.
This is the death that's out there forever.
I literally be set for life.
But there's proof out there forever forever.
So those pictures get out. Yeah. Right.
So what these girls are having trouble with now is.
Right. Yeah. Is the pictures get out and they're like, all right,
I'm done with the only fans. I've done it for five years.
I can't do this forever. I need a career. I want to start a family.
Well, shit, all this stuff is out there on the Internet.
I mean, doing this crazy shit.
So I can see two scenarios where it could be detrimental to them.
One is they can't find somebody willing to be their husband
because they find out.
Yeah, because they find out that they were an only fans person.
Yeah, they have a lot of money, but really they were, you know,
do that makes them a hoe or makes them a hoe.
It makes it's one level above a hobo. I got you. But.
Hobo and then the other one.
What if it's just self pleasure? But then the other.
And there is no other partner involved.
You are exploring. Oh, no, no, no, I'm talking about.
Oh, no, no, that's what you're talking about.
He's suggesting, you know, if you're going to be banging people,
that's one thing. No, no, no.
And most of the time, only fans is they're just showing their body.
Their stuff, huh? Yeah.
Most of the time. Absolutely.
Most of the time, they're just showing their body.
They're not. It's not full on.
Sometimes it's like sex with the husband.
I mean, really, it's crazy.
It's it's a matter of fact, one of the teachers.
That's exactly what it was.
They were posting videos of she and her husband having sex.
Making millions. Making.
Well, I don't know about millions, but making 10,000 a month.
And teachers don't make that much.
Anyway, the other problem that could be detrimental to their future
is that nowadays employers, they dig into shit.
Those background checks. Yeah.
Yes. But I don't know if it was shown on a background check
and they really shouldn't get on on only fans to find out if if somebody
they're hiring is home. Oh, my God.
Well, background check.
Can you imagine that being your job description?
I'm an only fans expert.
Yeah, I'm a no, I'm an I'm an only fans background check.
I'm an only fans background checker.
Oh, yeah. I got absolutely like a background for everything.
That kind of looks like her. Let me zoom in.
Yeah, let me zoom in there.
Excuse me. Can you raise your ass a little higher?
Yeah, I'm only that left cheek.
I've only had a mole for that is a mole.
It is a mole verified and you're fired.
I mean, seriously, they could not get hired. Correct.
Or they can be fired like they were from their teacher.
It's either a mole or you should have had a bidet like Jody said you should have.
Right. Plus, it impacts current kids or future kids. Right.
Because you don't want your kids. Yeah. Ten years later.
Yeah. And all of a sudden, one of their buddies comes up and goes,
is this your mom? Right.
She's I recognize you.
I used to subscribe to your. Oh, yeah.
All right. The father, right?
Yeah. All of a sudden it gets down and, you know, it's just something
they have to deal with that a lot of the girls when we were up
didn't have to unless you went out and got joined the porn industry.
Right. It's crazy. In your own house.
That's why women, as our producer, I pulled up the stats there.
Women are three times more likely to self harm.
Hmm. Right. That's true.
I believe that.
Well, the people that have been in that industry.
Period. No, just, you know, cutting.
Society is so horrible to them.
They are held to a standard, a level, an expectation
that is so hard to achieve.
Well, I think social media has amplified that drastically
because you have all these filters and they're always crazy things.
Nothing's even real. That makes them thin.
They get the right angle.
Then they thin them, make their tits bigger.
And they want and they want surgery and they want this and they want that.
I want to look like that. Well, that's not real. Not real.
They have a I coming out who looks real.
Perfect body. Right.
You're never going to match that.
And they put those on only fans and men are paying for it.
And that's not even a real woman.
Yes. Talk about the most brilliant business strategy ever.
Well, kind of like imagine being a 24 year old dude.
OK. And you're like savvy with technology and A.I.
and you create a fake woman that you think is perfect.
Have you seen the video? Yeah.
And you put they showed a little like from the ground going up.
You're in. You saw some dude smacking her butt.
I mean, it was no. What did you send this?
He sent it when I watched.
I watched it a lot because I wanted to see if it was really looking real.
But it did look real.
And you would smack the ass and like the guy was smacking the ass
and he was like grabbing it and I was like, what the fuck is this all about?
And it goes up to the shoulders and you're thinking this bitch is hot
and it scrolls around, rolls around to the front.
And it's and it's not a real woman. It's totally A.I. and.
She looked real as fuck.
But imagine that, though, this guy, the 24 year old dude
who puts a fake model on A.I. on only fans and makes a shitload of money.
And this is what he does every week.
He creates a new A.I. fun, laughs his ass off all the way to the bank.
Oh, he's a guy. How do we get to that business?
Yeah, seriously, it's not even it's not even a woman being exploited.
There's no exploitation there.
Yeah, there's no victim there.
It's it's completely 100 percent fake.
Yeah. How do we get into that business? Oh, shit.
You know, it's called weird science.
You know, a movie about there is a weird sign.
It is a perfect woman.
Do you do Kelly LeBrock to do?
LeBrock was hot.
Oh, yeah. Full frontal and woman in red.
Oink, boink, boink, boink, boink, boink.
I was so close.
Boink, boink, boink.
What I say, boink, boink, boink.
Yeah, you just get it wrong.
I was really close. That's bullshit.
I get half credit. How about romance in the stone?
That's another good one. Oh, good movie.
Michael, Michael Douglas, Michael Douglas.
And Kathleen, Kathleen Turner, Turner.
You know, I thought it was so awesome.
And David DeVito, you know, they would crash the fucking plane
in their middle number.
Let's throw another key on the fire.
And they're throwing like these big bags of marijuana.
And they're so stoned out of their mind.
I thought that was freaking hilarious.
Mr. Producer, they had you not to pull it up or anything.
No, but find a clip.
Find a good clip of the stone.
So romance in the stone. You go burning marijuana.
So last podcast, I was talking about the Terminator.
That is a movie that Terminator.
No, Romancing the Stone. Oh, yeah.
Romance is so because it's such a cliche, great movie.
Oh, it's like so great.
You know, but there are so many more.
I know I changed the subject on you guys, but there are so many more.
I mean, you got the last Starfighter, which we have talked about.
Oh, I love that. Yeah.
I mean, that was a really a great movie.
A cheesy as fuck. But you know what?
It was good. And you have the double seven.
All of them. James Bond.
All those. I'm a big huge fan of those.
Roger Moore, my favorite. But ice pirates.
Yes. Remember that one?
Uncommon Valor. It's in the time bandits.
I remember that. That's a British.
I don't know what kind of adventure maybe, you know, a bunch of a bunch of midgets.
Yeah, well, it was a war.
It was a space show.
No time bandits. Yes.
No, it was a movie.
But no, no, it was a movie about time and space.
Time travel in space. Yeah.
With dwarves, right? Yes. Yes. OK.
Well, little people.
Really?
Well, we don't call it please.
We don't call them midgets.
They got to work seriously.
We call them little people. Don't.
Did I get woke?
That's not woke.
We've been calling those people little people for like 40 years.
You know what? Just stop.
And I will tell you about how about ET?
ET is something that's underrated.
How about what is the the the the close encounters to the third kind?
Good one. I saw that once.
That was really slow, actually.
I saw that once when I was young and I don't know if I appreciated it.
It's actually pretty slow.
Yeah, he made the doubles tower out of mashed potatoes.
He did. Well, then he turned it into like a massive mud thing in his bedroom.
And that's when Terry Gar was like, I am done with you.
Yeah. Was it Terry Gar?
The producer is pulling up.
Dude, I'm on fire right now.
Richard Dreyfuss and Frantz Wachfuhl and Terry Gar.
I just pulled out Terry Gar out of nowhere.
You guys need to ask me more questions.
I think deals like us are.
Wait. Oh, I'm sorry.
Looking at the screen, you asshole.
Dudes like us. Really? You're going to blame him.
I know I did. I fed into that.
I fed into that.
But yeah, I'm on fire right now.
Throw something at me.
I just pulled out Terry.
Well, you got you got close to your car.
I heard kids.
Well, that would be a chronic issue.
And you have she was in the goonies.
Elizabeth, you know, she was not.
I wish she was.
She was there was a redhead in the so hot stripes.
She's dude in the boys.
Elizabeth, you see your boobs in the boys. Yeah.
Elizabeth, you like the new show, the boys. Yes.
Really? Yeah. You didn't watch it.
No. Well, watch it.
It's good. I will tonight.
Which episode?
You know, there's a kidding guy.
They're making me 16 minutes, 20 minutes, seconds.
No, she does know the timestamp.
Yeah, she does.
Yes. Episode seven, minute three forty six.
So there's a movie with Robin Williams.
I always thought that was the Garp.
Well, that is a great movie.
But no, that's not what I'm referring to.
Did he get his dick bit off?
Pardon?
Didn't he get his penis bit off because he's getting a BJ
and they got rear ended.
What? I don't recall that being in the movie.
Who? Robin Williams?
I thought that was in the movie World of Cory the Garp.
I never saw that movie.
I think he got his ear bit or something like that.
Hold on. I want to know what movie you're talking about.
I was referring to Flubber.
Oh, no.
No, pass. I never saw it.
OK, so you're going to pass, but you haven't seen it.
I was about to like be impressed with like
Dead Poets Society or something.
Oh, no.
There is an even deeper movie that has a gorgeous
Italian actress in it.
I can't remember her name.
Was he a doctor?
It's when she dies and he goes to hell
to literally goes to hell to bring her back.
It is.
It's a very deep, really psycho analysis.
It was in the What Dreams May Come.
What is it?
What Dreams May Come.
Maybe. Yeah, that sounds it.
That sounds like it.
And this is a beautiful Italian woman who I always wondered,
how is she not like the biggest A-list actress in the world?
She's not like the biggest A-lister.
Like she's Annabelle Cyroris or something like that.
Yes.
And you want to know the sad story?
She was assaulted by Weinstein.
Who hasn't?
No, she was assaulted by Weinstein in her apartment,
and she was so devastated and so like, what do you call it?
Marginalized and warned that if you say anything,
and so they blackballed her, they blacklisted her.
Really?
Yes.
She was gorgeous.
Yeah, look at that.
And wrecked.
I remember seeing her in some things back in the day.
She was destroyed by Harvey Weinstein.
You know, you've got to think about all, you know, he's a rapist.
And, you know.
And destroyed this young woman's career.
He destroyed a lot of people's careers.
And, you know, we talk about Sharon Stone in the first half
and how she was addressed or propositioned by somebody.
A Sony executive, yeah.
And she just kind of berated him by laughing.
And was able to sidestep it, which is good for him.
But I see the hair of Harvey Weinstein compared to an orc.
He was used as an inspiration for an orc.
They're being super mean, but I'm good with it.
You know what, good for him.
He is a troll.
He is an orc.
He's a piece of shit is what he is.
Totally.
And you know what, and I understand exactly what he was doing.
You know, he was developing a business.
Whatever, just like any business.
And he was influenced by evil.
Yeah.
Well, and where does it stop?
You know, because you've got a President Obama swinging dicks with him
at his birthday party.
You've got Michelle Obama saying,
Thank you, Harvey Weinstein, for all of your donations to this facility.
Thank you, Harvey.
I can't wait to gobble you up.
The power.
I paraphrased a little bit.
People of power hang with people of power.
Yes, but she was like, it was creepy the way she was talking about it.
Yeah.
It's like, come on, man.
The dudes are fucking creepy.
Have you guys seen that movie, What Dreams May Come?
No.
Go back to that real quick.
It is a really, it's actually a good movie, but it's a one and done.
You know what I mean?
It's one of those, it's not a feel good.
Well, Cooper Gooding Jr. was in that movie too.
Yeah.
It's actually a good movie.
And it's a very, not what you would think Robin Williams would ever,
is when I think he was trying to take on some serious roles.
And it's fantastic.
And she's really beautiful in that movie.
Who plays the devil?
Good question.
Probably the Max von.
Seydal.
What movie was he in?
I want to take a break.
He was in a lot of bad.
And he was, I want, bad me.
He was Ming the Merciless.
I'd like to.
And Flash Gordon.
I'd like to play a little feel good stuff right now.
Who?
I mean, you know, something that.
Ming?
What else is he in?
Can you, really quick, can you do a rundown of Max von Seydal?
Okay, go.
Go.
Go play your music.
Go.
No, no, not music.
It was that Jeff had said something today and it was like, it made everyone feel so
good.
You know, go.
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
We never asked to be born, but now we're obligated to do labor until we die.
We have to work somewhere just to afford a house that we're never at because we're working
to afford the house.
He's the meaning of work and pay taxes and die.
On top of that, we also have to work to afford our vehicle to get to work in other places
and afford gas.
She's so witty, isn't she?
witty and she
so when she figured out
food which we should just be able to have pretty much just work and die let's not forget about
life insurance just in case we almost die and then we have to work for our children
to go to school to learn how to work so our children know how to work for their children
so that their children go to school and go to work like somebody tell me that this is
home it is fair that's life like is it lazy to just want to enjoy life yes
oh why do we have to work home what what what are you showing
i'm stressed okay this is gonna derail everything okay how are we gonna explain this to our
listeners so we have we have this uh we had the producer playing a audio and behind the scenes
of a cat saying okay okay first off first off what shawn was that was hilarious what shawn was
playing was a video of a woman in her car complaining about life as you heard and then
every once in a while she would go the girl in the video would go huh do you think that's fair
huh and then our producer decides to put up this gigantic fat cat in a in a youtube video who's
saying go ahead yep over and over again oh yeah there we go i kept hearing it i did too i thought
i thought it was from the video of the girl in the car brilliant nicely done that was one of
your top five moments right there mr producer all right that was very confusing but i loved it
cat saying huh that's a cat saying huh which is exactly what that girl was doing so anyway pathetic
kind of like the girl that was complaining about the nine to five i don't have time how do you even
well that's what she's complaining about she's like i have to work i have to work why can't we just
enjoy life and and have fun you know what that is and free food communism well socialism you're
still working in communist well actually even worse even worse and you have no choice yeah you
have no choice i was working a factory no freedom no choice you do what you do or you die they kill
you yeah they disappear you and your pay is minimal because we have to buy everything for
everybody what's shocking about this and it's sad is the then what is it naivety naivety naivety
they are so naive they don't understand how power and centralized government and control
you don't understand they don't how they don't know exactly they don't know where it ends
they don't know they they live in this fantasy world where it's you know nobody needs to she was
probably given everything that she's ever wanted her entire life never had to have a part-time job
yes never had to work and now she's frustrated working and upset and she's like why can't i just
have fun why can't you just give me food right in my house and so i could just have fun and live my
and live my life and not have to work that sounds great to me yeah perfect utopia i like that as
well let's do it really did you shit no i did not i heard something so let's start hey why don't we
try that tomorrow tomorrow we're not gonna we're not doing work we're not we're not reporting to
work we're just having fun yeah we're just having fun and as a matter of fact i'll email my boss
and my business partners they just keep paying me but i'm just i'm not gonna work anymore listen
i i decided it's a social experiment yes sir we're just gonna we're gonna not work and we're gonna
have fun see how that goes all right yeah so next podcast we'll let you know hopefully we'll do it
in thanksgiving week god bless possibly yeah lots of things happening that week day after thanksgiving
we're gonna go to downtown mckinney once you dudes like us will be there friday we're gonna go to
kitties sausage um we're gonna wait for paul to uh jump on the span wagon because he's such a
douche i mean he was kind of oh my god you guys we were helping hold on guys i gotta answer this
phone call no no wait oh my god the sky's falling i have to get back with you i'm a dill yes uh okay
all right well um batwings number one no so not really it is the second i'm waiting for the
catastrophic fall of the batwings oh it's gonna happen you're gonna lose like two games and be in
number 12 yeah absolutely that's the way it works but i'm playing the beavers poor beavers
sorry this is fun how the parody i love it i love it all right well dudes like us thank you
mr producer for staying top of shit tonight man you were clutch you were clutch they're very nice
awesome awesome we have uh tons of great ships that we lined up for next week uh with the brand
new bottles that we're not gonna tell you till next week but we've got like we're ready to roll
oh yeah bottles bottles of burry oh yes bottles bottles dudes like us i'm sean i'm paul the man
well and i'm jeff the man the man what the what i mean i've been dillf'd
once you get dillf'd guys you don't understand i'm out