Very nice.
Alright, I have not even tasted or smelled this half-sperm yet.
So this bourbon we're not talking about yet is 3 years old, 119 proof?
3.
Yeah, the one we're not talking about.
It was aged for 3 years actually.
Alright, alright.
It's not a new one either.
Alright, we'll talk about that.
Yeah, we've already had this bourbon.
Alright.
And we're just going to have to have our listeners just wait so impatiently to find out what
it is.
Oh, bourbon, are they drinking those?
Oh my God, no.
It's kind of brown.
Does it start with a B?
It's brown.
Does it start with a B?
Oh, I know which one it is.
It's bourbon.
It comes in a glass bottle.
Oh, I know this one.
It's not plastic.
That would be Kentucky Deluxe.
Kentucky General Manager.
Or Old Crow.
Alright, well, it's not a new one.
It's a new one.
Alright, well, it is the first week of November 2023.
It is.
Dudes like us, I'm Sean.
I am Paul.
And I am Jeff.
We are skipping down that highway of sobriety.
One of the things...
What?
... sobriety.
I don't think tonight...
I just crashed.
Yeah.
Oh my God, dude, speaking of crashed...
Big gold.
Did you crash?
No.
There was a story out there.
Just all of a sudden my mind kind of like changed gears.
Somebody robbed somebody or stole something and they were somewhere where there was a
forklift involved.
Oh, I saw that.
The forklift.
It was a slow speed chase is what I read.
Oh, come on.
But I never saw it.
They called it a slow speed chase of a person on a forklift that had stolen the forklift.
No, they stole the car.
They stole the car.
And the forklift got them and elevated the car to a point where they couldn't get out.
It was like 20 feet in the air.
Okay, I must have...
I have to go to the bathroom.
I don't know what this is then.
Yeah.
I saw a picture of the car up in the air.
It was way up in the air.
And then the cops show up and then it's all...
It's coming down to the ground.
It takes like five minutes.
I'm sorry, even at 20 feet you could dangle from the thing and drop.
No, hell no.
That would be...
That would hurt.
These dumbass, woke individuals that are doing that.
Whatever.
It's a sign of the times.
And I think...hold on, here we go.
It's the police chase woman driving.
No, this is a different one.
Yeah, this is a slow speed chase of somebody who stole the forklift.
Yeah, this is different.
Well, this is a different one.
What was the story?
Oh, she's attractive.
So there was a...
What?
That's the ugliest forklift robber I've ever seen.
She looked like a leather sandal, didn't she?
What the hell?
Obviously, she was a druggy or what?
I don't know.
She was very weathered.
What are you saying?
She uses drugs just because she did that?
Yeah, she looked all weathered.
That is so drugist.
It is.
I'm a drugist.
I totally am.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
You know what's amazing?
Amazing is technology.
Technology is amazing.
It's amazing how they can steer into the stars.
This is your segue.
We really need to work on our segues.
My segue in the last segment was awful.
There it is.
Okay, hold on.
What do we got here?
We're watching a video.
Someone was trying to steal a car and some dude comes along.
Okay, that is not even close to 20 feet off the ground.
Well, that's what the headline said.
This is a different one though.
It's a different picture that I saw anyway.
Yeah, it didn't matter.
Let's move on.
So, producer, if you could please pull up something about the United States or not necessarily
NASA.
Yeah.
NASA launched a satellite.
So, I brought this one.
Not a satellite but a rocket.
Yeah, so I brought this up because I was like just freaking out about how amazing it is
that we can even pull this off.
So, this is very recent in terms of when it returned.
But basically, NASA launched a rocket.
What year did they launch it?
We need to look.
We got it was like four years ago.
So it took four years to go seven billion miles.
Something like that.
I wish I knew the, you know, we always like, you know, say crazy shit up here without really
knowing the facts.
But it was, so they launched a rocket.
It had a probe on it that is to intercept an asteroid.
They landed on the asteroid.
This is not it.
Yeah, no.
They landed on the asteroid.
They kicked up dust and rocks which they had like a canister that was collecting what,
you know, what landed in the little canister from kicking up all that stuff.
Then it blasted off from the asteroid.
And then it made its journey back to the earth.
And then it landed on earth in the desert.
And they went and got it.
And they are now analyzing, they're analyzing, you know, what they collected.
They're going to look at it and go, it's just dog hair and dust.
No, it actually is carbon and water molecules.
So it's ice.
And they're saying, now they're saying, they're kind of, and I'm sure they're going ape shit
crazy right, coming up with these theories.
This happened last month.
Last month.
Yeah, this is very recent.
So this is September 24th, 2023.
NASA put out, they're saying NASA's first asteroid sample has landed.
It's now secure in a clean room.
After years of anticipation, hard work by NASA's OSIRIS program, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
they show the little thing.
It looks like a backyard log, what is it, a little fire pit.
If there's a little picture here.
The sample returns back to NASA, lands in the middle of a desert somewhere, September
24th, 2023.
After years of anticipation, the NASA's hard work, it comes down at 852 in the morning,
Monday, within an hour and a half, a capsule is transported to a helicopter to a temporary
clean room, getting a sample under a nitrogen purge.
Crazy.
I mean, you can imagine, like, they have, they're all in, like, suits, like, you know,
white suits, like they're performing brain surgery.
I mean, they're all, like, super intense about it.
Well, why do they have to clean it, do you think?
Why do they have to clean it?
Well, the nitrogen bath and...
Well, because they want to analyze the sample without it being contaminated by any...
I guess the nitrogen is going to asphyxiate the, or not, it's going to inhibit the...
In case there's any alien bacteria and shit.
Well, it stunts growth, I guess.
I don't think that's correct, though.
Nitrogen stimulates grasp.
What was rampant on the asteroid was COVID.
So they wanted to make sure that that strand...
They had a meat market.
They had, well, yeah.
They had bats.
They had bats hanging out there.
That asteroid is covered in bats.
And yeah, they wanted to make sure...
And wombat?
Yes, and they wanted to make sure that they could get that.
All right.
So, anyway, successfully delivering samples from Bennu to Earth is a triumph.
Bennu, I guess, is the name of the asteroid it land on.
Yes.
To Earth is a triumph of collaborative ingenuity in its testament to what we can accomplish
when we unite our common purpose.
But let's not forget, blah, blah, blah.
It has bush meat.
It's traveling billions of miles to the Bennu.
Billions.
Yes.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Well, how fast was it?
That's what I was asking.
I was like, how fast is that going to go?
How many?
Three billion miles.
The spacecraft was 63,000 miles from Earth's surface at the time, about one-third the distance
from the Earth to the moon, traveling at 27,650 miles per hour.
No.
So it would still take an incredible amount of time to go billions of miles.
It doesn't tell you when it was launched.
It was launched like four years ago.
It would take like 100 years at 27,000 miles an hour.
We have an ion warp drive.
Pulse cannon.
Pulse drive.
I don't know.
I just, I was super impressed.
I don't know if it could go billions of miles.
That's what they just said.
Yeah.
Why are you questioning the article?
But he also said that it was at 67,000 miles away from Earth.
No, no, no, no.
No, the asteroid was way farther away from that.
So it was just under-
You're not reading the article very well.
I know.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't think he's comprehending it or you guys aren't comprehending it.
I have read exactly what it says.
So traveling at 27,650 miles per hour.
What is so hard to understand that?
What the fuck, man?
The capsule pierced the atmosphere.
That's when it came back.
Yes.
When it came back.
But it traveled billions of miles.
Anyway, you guys are missing the point.
The technology is incredible.
It's like Armageddon.
The movie Armageddon.
When they went up there and they landed on the comet and they blew it into chunks and
they tried to keep it from hitting the Earth.
Were they successful?
Yeah, I guess they were.
Well, they were able to split the Earth.
But Bruce-
What's his name?
I think I'm mixing up.
Bruce Willis died.
No, he didn't.
No, I don't think he died.
He was on the asteroid when it blew up.
It was Bear.
Bear died.
That was for different-
He fell into a hole or something like that, didn't he?
We are idiots.
And here I am mixing up Deep Impact and Armageddon.
Whoa.
Because Deep Impact-
Bear was also in Green Mile.
So he died in Green Mile as well.
Yes, he did.
Yes.
And then he died in real life.
Yes, he did.
Bear is dead.
Man, that's sad.
Jesus.
I can't remember the guy's name, but Bear.
So there's a lot of interesting stuff.
So is Stephen- not Stephen-
Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking.
Not that guy.
The guy that writes the mystery, the horror shows.
Stephen King.
Yes.
Stephen King wrote a book, I believe, called Scoop or something.
The premise of the book was where they shoot an asteroid out into the outer atmosphere
and it scoops up asteroid dust and it lands back into the Earth.
The rocket, yeah.
I'm trying to remember.
But anyways, it had picked up some sort of alien bacteria and it grew into something
and there's some sort of interesting name.
I'm trying to think of the name of it.
It's actually the name of my brother's ex-girlfriend.
I'm going to have to look this up real quick.
I wish he wasn't like a liberal jerk.
I've read several of his books.
Yeah, I read a couple too.
I read It, which was really good.
That was the very first book.
I was in college when I started sitting down and actually reading a book.
I picked It, which is like 1,200 pages.
It's a ridiculous amount, but it was really good.
Then I read The Stand, which was even bigger.
Yeah, that one was okay.
I read that one.
I think I didn't get through the whole thing.
Yeah, I read that.
It took me forever because I was brand new to reading books.
I didn't read any books up until I got to college, outside of school books.
I didn't read for leisure.
It's not typical.
Right.
When I read It, that was my start.
Now I read books all the fucking time.
Do you really?
Still?
Oh, good for you.
That's so good for your brain.
It really is.
The best book I ever read from Stephen King was actually not a horror book.
It was a fantasy book called The Eye of the Dragon or Eye of Something.
I read The Talisman as well.
Eye of the Dragon.
Yeah, it was like a fantasy book.
I don't know if you can't see it on there.
But anyway, yeah, he's got he's got a guy.
I've read a lot as well.
Maybe it was Michael Crichton.
I'm starting to think about it.
Michael Crichton.
I read a bunch of his books as well.
He did Jurassic Park.
He's the one who wrote Jurassic Park.
That's it.
It was Michael Crichton.
It was Andromeda.
The Andromeda strain.
Yeah.
Oh, I was right.
The Eyes of the Dragon.
There you go.
Yeah, the Andromeda strain was it was interesting.
So basically, it's the same premise that the I mean, they they made a movie out of that.
They did.
There are so many movies that came out with that same premise.
There was Michael Crichton come up with a book.
Oh, The Sphere.
Did you guys see that?
I did see that.
So that he had a book, too.
I don't forget what the author was.
Was it was it Michael Crichton as well?
Yes, sir.
So so I actually read that one.
The book was far better than the movie.
I mean, it is.
Yeah, you know, it's just I need to start reading books again.
I miss that.
I used to read books all the time.
It is very tantalizing when you when you when you imagine a ship going out into the abyss,
whatever, doesn't matter out in the middle of nowhere.
And its job is to robotically pick up shit and bring it back to Earth.
You know, and that's kind of what they didn't bring it back to Earth.
But they were they sent somebody out there to go check on the ship because they were
like, we haven't seen the ship.
We don't know what the fuck is that.
That's the the sphere.
There was an event horizon.
Oh, that movie.
I remember that one.
But the sphere was was different.
Actually, I do.
We write horror.
The sphere was like sure it was.
It was the whole thing was a horror movie.
You had the was a black actor's name.
That one that says motherfucker all the time.
Samuel.
Yeah, I think he was in that movie.
This he was a doctor.
You and I both said the same thing.
Yeah.
Have you seen Event Horizon?
I do.
Holy cow.
That is a scary ass movie, man.
I read the Congo as well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of the same thing.
Look, man, there's the unknown.
It's the unknown shit that's out there.
We don't know.
I mean, there are things out there that make people zombified or there's all kinds of shit
out there.
We don't know.
We don't.
There are there are bacteria that currently exist.
There's a bacteria that currently exists that will occupy a cadaver, not a human cadaver
necessarily, but they will occupy a animal and make it make it function.
It's actually a fungus.
What?
Thank you, Jeff.
For clarifying.
It's a fungus and it takes.
Yes, there's there's there's actually a video out there of a like a cockroach or a beetle
that has been completely carved out and they said there the fungus is making it walk.
Oh, my God.
Like all its insides were gone, but its brain or whatever was still there.
It was basically using it as a vehicle.
Yes.
And moving its legs.
It was walking.
Yes.
Oh, how amazing.
Yeah.
That's super creepy.
Yeah, I've seen that video a couple of times.
It is.
It is because the beetles hollowed out.
Wow, I wonder if they can do that humans.
Well, so well, the video game Last of Us, not the Democrats.
The video game at Last of Us, they make the TV show out of it.
It's a fungus.
The Last of Us.
Yeah.
Dylan said that shows great.
It's pretty good.
It gets a little woke unnecessarily.
Yes, unnecessarily.
They all become gay.
Well, there's frogs.
No, there's.
There's like one episode that really doesn't have anything to do with the show, the progress
on the show.
It's about two gay guys living together in the apocalypse, right?
That's crazy.
That's it.
It doesn't.
Yeah.
They got to include everything.
You know, I kind of get frustrated with that because it's on every show.
And I know we talked about it.
Every single show has a gay relationship.
I mean, I don't care, but it's just like now there's like there's got to be two.
Not necessary.
It was.
It was well done.
It was powerful and emotional, but it was still two dudes.
You see them in bed and stuff like that.
You're just like, are they touching each other?
It was a love story is what it was.
But it was two guys.
And it's hard to relate with that.
Right.
But at the same time, I understood the emotion to a degree.
Anyway.
Yeah.
The Last of Us.
It's a fungus.
It doesn't appeal to everybody when you start adding that stuff in there because it's just
so unnecessary.
Anytime I have to raise my hand up, people call me a homophobe for this.
But you know what?
When when stuff is happening on the TV that I don't want to see, instead of looking away,
I'll just raise my hand up and kind of block the vision.
I do.
So I don't have to see it.
And it's like, why?
When are they going to learn?
It's kind of like the Kennedy bitch from Disney, you know, and I think it's hilarious where
South Park has a show yet.
We haven't watched it yet.
The Pandaverse.
Well, I saw parts of it which were fricking hilarious where Cartman is is is Kennedy.
What's her name?
Samantha Kennedy or Kathleen Kennedy?
Kathleen Kennedy.
And she's sitting at a big executive table and everyone's talking about something.
She's like, he's like, let's go it.
Put a dick on her.
Make him gay.
You know, stick it.
Take it as as make him gay.
You know, just talking about Cinderella.
Put a dick in his ass.
Make him gay.
And say everything is the same thing.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, it's the thing is it's good.
It's backfiring.
They have this this is it Cinderella?
No, it's Snow White.
The Seven Dum Dums, you know, just like are you talking about South Park?
No, no, no.
Disney pulled the plug on Snow White.
They are really struggling right now.
Yeah, because it well, the actress torpedoed the whole thing.
Well, it's not just well, that is the latest word.
And they pushed that back to twenty twenty five to basically rework the entire movie.
Yeah, because she was dogging, dogging the original and saying, I mean, back then.
I mean, yes.
Well, not just that, but the dwarves were a multiracial gender group.
Stop.
That's what it was.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
The Seven Dwarves didn't have sexual connotation.
They were a different race.
They're just Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
They're a mythical creature.
They're a different race.
Yeah.
A mythical race.
That's right.
Yeah.
So now they've come out and you see the top right there?
That's the latest where they say, well, this is what they're going to look like now.
Now they've been replaced by a bunch of white people, a bunch of computer generated dwarves.
Yeah, they're not even supposed to be that tall because they got so much shit.
So they're backpedaling now.
Well, they're redoing the whole movie just about.
Yeah, because right, because everybody was.
They said they've already sunk in three hundred million dollars.
When?
I don't understand this down here.
See all those little those guys walking down on the bottom.
Yes.
Video, right?
Politically correct companions.
Yeah.
So that's what they originally were.
Right.
The picture won't populate yet.
Well, whatever.
I don't get it.
Oh yeah.
Matthew Perry.
That was a big one.
There it is.
Look at that.
Those are the dwarves.
That is that is absurd.
They don't even look like dwarves.
I mean, look like looks like that guy's missing an arm.
You can't mine without an arm.
I just when is Disney going to get it?
I mean, they're losing money.
I mean, they have three hundred million dollars they could just like throw out.
I know.
But investors are losing money.
So well, there's well, there's there's a guy I can't remember his name, but he is trying
to get on the board.
Buddy Epson.
It was Buddy Epson from Beverly Hill Billies.
No, it's a it's he owns a big chunk of Disney stock and he's trying to get on the board.
Yes.
He can affect change and he just had a person join him and says, you have my proxy.
He is the guy who sold Marvel to Disney.
OK, so he got a shit ton of shares plus a bunch of money when he sold Marvel to Disney.
OK, so and then he's trying to change it for the better.
Well, and then we asked he's trying to change it back to the better.
Get Bob Iger under control because of losing money.
So Bob Iger eventually chased this barbell guy out.
He's like, all right, I'm not with Disney anymore, sir.
You have proxy for all of my stocks plus yours.
So he owns between the two of like 30 percent of the stock.
So he has enough to say, all right, I need one, maybe two seats on the board now.
Love it.
So I mean, I just don't get it.
I mean, it's a business at the end of the day.
It is a business.
It's an entertainment and entertainment business.
If you are losing money and you're alienating your you know, you're alienating your your
audience, why are people being fired?
Why aren't they changing course?
What is happening to Disney?
Well, well, I mean, they don't they don't mind firing Gina Carano over.
Well, big thing is these movies that are in production now started three years ago, four
years ago.
Right.
So if you're changing course now, those movies aren't coming out for another four years.
Right.
That's a good point.
Right.
So these movies are like we're right in the thick of all the bullshit.
Right.
And they're having to redo the Snow White.
And they've already spent over three hundred million dollars.
This is ludicrous.
It's ludicrous.
I just don't even understand how this is happening.
How they have the how they have the money to just throw away like that because the parks
have done so well.
The parks are funding the movie division of Disney right now.
And yet they went through covid where they lost billions.
Correct.
But when the parks opened, they were packed.
Packed because everyone's like, I need to get out of the house.
I'm going on vacation.
I'm going to Disney.
OK.
So for like two and a half years, the park has been packed and that's been and they've
raised their prices.
Everything's been up.
So it's extremely it's even more expensive now to go.
Right.
So they're making billions and billions just to offer the parks.
Completely lucrative.
They're making billions of dollars a year.
And that's what was funding all the losses on the movies.
Unbelievable.
So now the park admission is way down.
Good.
So they don't have that.
Is it because it's a backlash?
Now it's like all right economics.
It's economics.
He's like, I've been you keep raising these prices.
It's too expensive now.
I'm not going.
And inflation.
Yeah.
And the people who want to go have already gone.
Right.
And they're at a point and the people that invested like like they're almost like timeshare
people.
Right.
And the hardcore Disney folks.
But you know, folks like me, my wife, we went down for our anniversary.
We're not doing that again because the prices have even gone up.
Right.
So we were one and done.
We're not going again.
I've never been to Disney.
I mean, it is a new world.
It's a good experience.
Disneyland, Disney World.
I don't go to Disneyland.
Go to Disney World.
The California.
Yeah.
Don't go to the California one.
It's very small, right in the middle of the city of Anaheim.
I wouldn't recommend it.
I go to Disney World.
If you're going to hit one, go to Disney World.
I wouldn't go at all.
Well, they got Universal Studios that's supposed to be popping up here in North Dallas.
Yeah.
But it's for little kids.
I'm still going to go.
It's check it out.
Yeah.
Oh, just check it out.
Are we going to sing?
Hold hands.
We can.
We can skip.
That's Disney.
That's a Disney.
It's a small world after all.
Well, what's the Universal Studios jingle?
They do the Minions and Nintendo.
How about the Pirates of Caribbean?
That's Disney.
Son of a bitch.
Dammit.
So we don't know any jingles for this big park?
Jaws is in Universal Studios.
Jaws is.
It's not quite the same, is it?
But Universal is building a new park down in Florida that's going to blow Disney World
away.
This bourbon is good, by the way.
Yeah, I haven't even tried it, really.
Really?
What shall we discuss?
I'm drunk.
It actually has a good smell.
Oh, that's wonderful.
So what bourbon are we drinking today, Jeff?
This is the Grayson.
It's from Texas, of all places.
I'll tell you what, the music is clutch.
The music is great.
We're drinking our bourbon.
All right, I'm digging this bourbon.
I wish I had that one old glope in the morning.
I had that music playing.
I get out of bed with a little kick in my step.
All right, what is it?
It's Grayson.
We've had it before.
Yes.
It's excellent.
Yeah, we bought this one from Specs, I remember.
Sean, you bought this one, if you remember.
And this is from Texas.
From Grayson County.
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
I'm trying to read.
Is it from the Balcones Distilling area?
I don't think so.
It says Colleyville.
No, it says it uses Iron Root Republic Distilling, Balcones Distilling, and Lone Elm Wheat Whiskey.
So it uses, oh, look at that.
It's a blend.
There's a strong oak character on the nose and palate with the more pronounced cinnamon
spice.
There's a heaviness reminiscent of dark maple syrup.
I can pick that up.
Yeah, I do too.
That gives this whiskey a thick mouthfeel.
There's a hearty oak flavor.
There's a hearty oak flavor from this batch, giving it more of an older whiskey vibe.
Stop saying it again.
Stop it.
That's my name.
It's a mix of this Mexican vanilla extract.
Does it really?
Does that mean Kahlúa?
So, Grayson, a Texas blend of bourbons, a blend of 100% straight Texas whiskey.
The 2023 blend combines pot, still bourbons from both Iron Root, Pot Republic, and Balcones,
as well as wheat whiskey from Lone Elm and column, still bourbon from the fine folks
at Treaty Oak Distilling.
The final product is a beautifully layered homage to all the reasons we love whiskey.
This is really, really good.
It is.
I picked this up again.
So the nose, raisins, barrel-aged maple syrup, beignet flavored coffee grounds.
Beignet.
Oh, fantastic.
It's beignet.
Look at me.
Jalapeno jelly and a hint of inside.
Now you're back to Texas.
Jalapenos.
And a hint of the inside of new cowboy boots.
Jalapeno?
Read that last one.
What did you say?
Jalapeno?
Jalapeno.
A hint of the inside of new cowboy boots.
Gross.
New.
Not used.
Oh, new.
I thought you said nude.
Nude, yes.
Yeah, and not used either.
So, used.
It's a great nose.
Being nude.
I like this.
I like this a lot.
It's really, really good.
It's a wonderful nose.
Oh, it's nude.
Well, in the cowboy boots, I am going to give this a 7.4.
Hmm, interesting.
I'm trying to think the ones we've given the 8 and 8 and a halfs.
Elijah Craig barrel proofs.
It's not that good.
I'm thinking it's probably a 7 for me.
7.4.
That's me.
What you got?
What you got, Sean?
It's above 7 and it's below 7.4.
So I'm going to go in the middle.
7.2.
There you go.
Which is excellent.
Yeah, good.
Highly recommended, guys.
Highly, highly recommended.
And it's local.
Grayson Bourbon.
It's a blended mix.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
119 something proof.
Damn.
And we were able to add about three ounces into our infinity bottle because we finished
off the bottle.
Nice.
I don't remember drinking this much of the bottle to put it in the fucking infinity bottle.
We must have had it twice before.
Yeah.
The third after the third is when we.
This was one of them.
Infinity bottle.
That's kind of fucked up if you think about it.
Technically, because I mean, think about it.
It's three rounds and the bottle's done.
Yeah.
I mean, that's not I mean, but we're not two ounces.
It's not crazy.
Bottles like 38 ounces in there.
750 milliliters.
That's a nobody else's.
I don't know.
Somewhere doing more than two.
I'm saying there was a time we were doing four ounces of poor.
Holy shit.
If you remember those days, those are good old days.
Well, have we how many ounces are in?
OK, so hold on.
We can we do this like every other.
We do this.
I thought we had a mathlete of the group here.
I don't know.
Just Jeff, just tell us.
It's twenty five ounces.
So I think you're right.
So we're doing two ounces, two and a half ounces.
That's four.
Seven and a half.
Four rounds.
That's twenty four.
So two.
Yeah, third one.
We're definitely done.
There you go.
I think that's fair.
When was the last time we pulled from the infinity bottle?
It's been a while.
Maybe we try next time.
No, Randy came here and he tried it.
I don't think we did that day.
No, I think we all did.
Oh, did we?
Yeah, we all sampled from the infinity ball at the same time.
I say we do one for Thanksgiving because that's a that's an event.
Or maybe Christmas.
OK.
No, no, no.
Yes.
Let's pick up something special, though.
I don't want to I don't want to say waste because that's not a waste.
It's never a waste.
Never.
But look, I don't want to.
There's we are.
We're right around two thirds full.
So I mean, every time we take a pull out of that, we're lifting six ounces, seven ounces.
That's OK.
Well, if we do, that's if we do.
We haven't done a big two ounce pour of these.
We usually just sample size.
All right.
Well, I'm just saying, let's if we're going to do Thanksgiving, fine, but we're not doing
Christmas.
So we need to we need to get a fever or we could just be drink more and put more in it.
We need to kill some more of those bottles.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
I disagree.
I think what?
Look, I think I think part of the dudes like us is having a question that we never have
to drink a collection period that we never drink, having a collection period.
You know, it's up there that we can drink it.
And we're not going to say we're not going to drink it because every week we drink two
separate bottles.
I go to Maine.
So I'm just saying, but it's nice to have the collection.
If we're going to start pounding down bottles just to get rid of the bottle, that doesn't
sit well with me.
There are some bottles up there.
We just want to have up there.
We had it.
We tasted it.
Wasn't fantastic.
There's no reason to go through it.
Just have it there for because it's there forever.
Well, look, we have it.
If we invited guests and they're like, hey, do you I know you guys don't.
This came out in 2021.
You may not have it.
I don't know.
We're going to have it.
Oh, we might have a guest that says, well, I'd buy this old Williamsburg.
Oh, I'd buy this again.
Oh, yeah.
I guess around the 50 dollar mark.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
I remember.
What is Mr. Producer looking up there?
In fact, if if we find it, you're still on.
We need to buy the Marvels.
Evan, the movie coming out.
I'm so sick of they.
I'm sorry.
I'm sick of all those things going to bomb.
Yeah, I'm not too excited about it.
I think that's her best friend's daughter that kind of kind of sucked into the movie
scheme and really.
Are you being serious?
That's what it looks like.
What do you call that?
What do you call that when you hire your your your your son?
Nepotism.
Is that are you being serious?
No.
So do you remember Marvel, Marvell, whatever her best friend?
She was that's I believe that's her daughter.
Oh, what?
Like not in real life?
No, not real life in the fucking.
Oh, I thought you were talking about neptitism.
No, no, no.
No, I'll wait till it comes out on regular TV.
I'm watching it, but I don't have high hopes on it.
It looks like a fucking kiddie show.
You know, it's like what is so done with what is the the one with the karate and the like
transform?
It's like it's like the karate kids with the Pokemon faces kind of looking thing.
It's not Pokemon.
It's something.
Power Rangers.
Yes.
Thank you for the love of God.
Thank you.
I got you.
I'm so glad I got you.
That was something else.
But my point is, is that it's cheesy looking.
It's not like that one doesn't have like the Marvel movie.
I thought that was cool when she came out with her powers and she was able to pull them
out of that.
Captain America?
No Marvel.
So there's Captain America and then there's Marvel, that chick.
That's Captain America, right?
She is not Captain.
No, no, no, not Captain America.
She's Marvel.
Marvell.
No, Black Panther.
No, it's a producer.
Help me out.
She's...
Well, I mean, whatever.
No, you're right.
I'm sorry.
This actually works for...the storyline actually kind of works.
I mean, I don't care if it's a guy or a girl, but I thought it was cool that the powers
that she had, I thought the storyline was cool.
I thought it was cool how she got her powers and...
I've never seen it.
Oh, well, I think it's a good one to watch.
You think she's hot?
I think she's very sexy.
I think she can be.
Yeah.
All women.
She's in car commercials.
All guys want her in car commercials.
She looks kind of cute in the car commercials.
I don't know.
But, I mean, she...I mean, I guess she wasn't really well received by the whole Marvel Comics
fan base.
Was that?
Well, that's because she said she's not making this for a bunch of white men or something
like that.
Or she's...
Oh, my God.
She had one of those type of comments.
Yes.
And so I remember she was doing an interview and the reporter said, you know, are you going
to do another one?
She goes, if they even want me to.
So I mean...
I saw that.
Yeah.
So she's like...I guess she's feeling the heat of not really being accepted.
Well, she made some comments on the first one that didn't sit very well.
Look, these actresses and actors, look, they're not hired because they're smart.
They're hired because they have the ability to act, they've got charisma, and they're
high.
And they're high.
And they...the thing about some of these putz dumbasses is that they get taken too serious.
They get taken too literal.
They are icons.
Well, they think they're smart.
People look up to them.
They think they are.
They're just like, oh, look at me.
I'm rich.
I'm the authority on this and that.
Dude, you're not the authority on shit.
It's kind of like Ricky Vervey, you know, when he was talking in his Global Awards, whatever
show he was...
Global.
Yes.
Greta Thunberg.
Yeah, he was just like, hey, look, most of you guys don't have more education than Greta
Thunberg.
I thought that was like spot on.
Yep.
And they were kind of like, oh, he's smart.
Yeah, and he's like...
He's right.
He was so brutal.
He was like, take your award and shut the fuck up.
And thank your agent and thank your God and piss off.
And then he picks up his spirits.
My last one.
I don't give a fuck.
You know, and you got to...
I like him a lot.
We need more of him.
Well, yeah, absolutely.
You know, I do like the storyline of Marvel Studios.
It did get kind of convoluted with the end game and the, you know, the double one.
They actually call it...
Because it's the MCU, right?
The Marvel Cinematic Universe.
They're now calling it the M.C.U.
I'm out.
Because it's a bunch of women.
You don't remember during Avengers where they had the big ladies.
That was the beginning of the MCU because the ladies took over.
There was this big scene where they all come together, the Black Panther girls, Marvel,
all the lady pieces.
Guys, I haven't watched...
I've watched...
I haven't watched any of those movies.
Then you have Marvel.
It kills it.
I haven't watched any of those movies.
I have no desire to...
Infinity Wars.
Never seen it.
Thor 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
Never seen it.
Some of them are good.
I haven't seen any of them.
I don't give a shit about any of them.
Some of them are good.
Like, I would watch the original Thor because the original Thor was actually pretty good.
The only ones I've seen are Ant-Man or whatever.
That one sucked.
No, the first one was good.
It was entertaining.
It was kind of funny.
First one was good.
Second one was okay.
Third one apparently was awful and I never saw it.
It was terrible.
I saw that too.
It was terrible.
I mean, I just...
I'm done.
I'm not going to...
I like Deadpool.
That was funny.
I like Deadpool.
Deadpool 2, Deadpool 3.
3.
I think I've seen both Deadpool 1 and 2.
It's got Wolverine in it.
Wow.
Hugh Jackman?
Hugh Jackman.
Because I like Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
He's very wealthy.
He's very smart.
Very wealthy man.
Who?
Ryan Reynolds.
Oh, he's smart.
He's a billionaire.
Is he really?
Oh, yeah.
He invested his money very, very well.
He owns part of Mint Mobile.
Oh, that's right.
He's a commercial.
He just sold to T-Mobile maybe.
Oh, wow.
Made a shit time.
He's funny.
He's really funny.
Yes.
Isn't he one of the ones...
They were talking about Britney Spears' memoir, and she was talking about her days at Disney.
Disney club.
Britney Spears was talking about her days at Disney.
Mickey Mouse Club.
Yeah.
And she was busting out the names of the other child actors or child dancers or entertainers.
Yeah.
Well, there's a bunch.
Oh, my God.
There's a bunch.
I thought it was Ryan Gosling and Terry...
What was her name?
She was...
Not Dawson's Creek, but the other one.
Rattling off.
All these...
Oh, yeah.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you look up the list of Mickey Mouse Club, Britney Spears?
And it's like...
Of course, it's Justin Timberlake.
It's...
It's insane.
Well, it's Christina Aguilar.
There you go.
Christina Aguilar.
Ryan Gosling.
There's...
Kerry Russell.
J.C. Chaz.
Nikki Deloache.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who J.C. is.
Tony Luca.
Kerry Russell.
I was just like, wow.
I mean, it's crazy.
Ryan Gosling's one of them.
There you go.
Yeah.
That's what brought this whole thing up.
Jennifer McGill.
Mark Wooden.
Hey, hey, hey.
Albert Fields.
What did Britney Spears look like in that show?
Nude.
Oh, damn it.
That was out of bounds.
No, I'm in.
She's nine years old.
Oh!
She's nine?
She was a nine?
She's 10?
No, she was probably 20.
No, she was not.
I have no idea.
I never watched the show.
I used to watch the show.
Look at Ryan Gosling.
He's standing above Britney.
I used to watch...
Oh, my God.
That's not Britney.
Yes, that's Britney Spears.
Yes, that's Britney right there.
Yeah.
The Christina Aguilera beneath her.
I tell you what, they had so much fun growing up.
Tony Danza?
No.
Is Timberlake the one in the middle?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
That is hysterical.
Well, it's a community.
You know what?
They did a great job cultivating young talent.
They're stars now.
I mean, they're deranged.
Britney Spears is mental.
Yeah, she kind of is.
It's kind of sad.
Well, the other ones didn't really make it.
Who are the other ones?
Christina Aguilera did.
Ryan Gosling did.
Of course.
JC Chazes was in SYNC.
Oh, okay.
Whoa.
Tony Luca?
Like in that picture.
Who are the other people in that picture?
There's a guy underneath...
That's the Tony Danza guy.
I don't know who that is.
It's Tara Deva.
Is the lady on the right?
Bless you, bless you, Mr. Producer.
Some of those people didn't make it.
I mean, didn't as far as I know.
Well, put that on the show more right there.
Dale Godboldo.
Don't know him.
No.
I don't know who any of those people are.
Jeff.
Did you just release gas?
Yes.
I smell old shoe.
You're very sensitive.
Good God.
I'm sticking my nose in my bourbon.
Seriously?
It wasn't that bad.
It was that bad?
I can see the look on your face.
This is a crisis.
He got busted.
You didn't really get busted.
Not that bad.
This is a full blown crisis.
This may be the first podcast that's ever abruptly ended.
I've got COVID.
My nose is in my bourbon, dude.
I'm doing fine.
I'm going to switch gears here and put my nose...
What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about?
So bad.
Your farts smell like old man's shoe.
Who does that in podcast rooms?
With the closed door.
No.
You fuckers.
You both do that.
I do not do that.
You are a liar.
I am not a liar.
I do not fart in podcasts.
You have shit stains on the back of your chair.
That has nothing to do with podcasts.
Oh my God, Jeff.
That was horrific.
What did you eat for lunch?
A fucking dead dog?
All right.
Let's move on.
I have pastrami.
Live one?
All right.
I'm talking about movies now.
I watched a horrible movie called Downsizing.
Oh, I saw that.
Is that where they get the small?
Yes.
It's a stupid ass, stupidest movie.
Matt Damon.
I was like, wow, that's a pretty, like pretty, you know, great leading actor.
Well, is he?
Somewhat.
Kind of.
It's a little too odd and quirky for most people, so I could see why it's filled at
the box office.
It was horrible.
It was too much, though, and it had a lot of potential to be a great film.
It's just too uneven in the end.
You know who was good in it?
Hong Chow.
She actually was fantastic in it.
She actually made the movie for me.
She was funny as hell.
How do you say that name?
Hong Chow.
No, her character's name.
Oh, I don't know.
What's her character's name?
Wee Too Low.
I'll go back.
Wee Too Low.
How do you say her character's name?
Knock Lang Tong.
It's Knock Lang Tong.
That's what I just said.
Knock Lang Tong.
Negoc?
Land Tran?
Take the gum out of your mouth and say that again.
You know who was also good?
It was Christoph Waltz.
You know who that is?
Yes.
He's from...
Inglourious Basterds.
Didn't he get an Oscar for that?
He was fantastic.
I tell you what, there are two scenes that I love him the most, and that's when he went
to the farmhouse and the farmer was there and his children were under the house.
And they're hiding underneath.
They were hiding the Jews that were escaping and he was drinking the fresh glass of milk
and he was like, oh, yes, this is so...
The sensitivity, the awareness of what's going on, smoking the cigarette and the...
And the evil.
The evil.
Oh, the know that they're going to die.
And just his...
He was an ash.
Just his arrogance.
And that one scene, then the next scene was when that one spy female, when he was taking
off her shoe.
Yes.
Another great scene.
In the office.
Yeah, they were in the office.
Yes, when he was trying to find out if she was a real spy or what the...
Who was she?
Great movie, by the way.
Papers, please.
So violent.
All of his movies are so violent.
Inglourious Basterds.
That's a great movie.
Who's the director?
Quentin Tarantino.
Yeah, Tarantino is something else, man.
He really is.
Anyway, so he's in that movie and he's great in that movie, but the movie itself is horrible.
And then we watched another movie, absolutely horrible, called Up in the Air with Clooney.
Pass.
All he had to say was Clooney.
And Anna Kendrick.
So we just keep watching these movies and...
Well, stop.
I know.
Stop watching movies.
Well, hold on.
So...
Just read.
Go read about them.
So George Clooney and Nicole Kidman played in a movie I liked.
It was a spy movie.
And this one was so depressing, this Up in the Air.
No, I can't watch depressing movies.
I'm not in that...
It wasn't supposed to be.
I went on Rotten Tomatoes and it was like...
No, avoid Rotten Tomatoes.
Okay, where do you go to IMDB?
To read the description, not the reviews.
It was 7.4.
It was pretty damn high.
Dude, you just gotta watch the movie.
Just...
It doesn't matter to me.
If I see the movie and I like the actors, actresses...
Right.
Just watch it.
Sometimes they suck.
I know.
I hear you.
Look, on Netflix, there's not a whole lot...
It's like the fantasy football roster to pick from.
It's so thin.
To find a movie out there or a mini-series, they keep showing up every single week.
There's something new.
It's all they suck and you watch it and you power through it and you're like...
Damn, that sucked.
I watched the whole thing.
I was engulfed, but it still sucked so many times.
I'm like, I wish I had that hour and 45 minutes back.
No, no.
I want it.
So many times.
I want it because they are good stories.
They're just kind of told and represented wrong.
I do like the experience of even the bad ones.
I don't ever want to walk away from something like that and say, I wish I had that time
back.
I'm joking, of course, but there's always something redeeming about every movie you
watch, even if it's horror.
I wonder how many dudes like us listeners out there think about us.
God, I wish I had that time back.
They're like...
Probably every episode.
No.
I think they're like, I wish they were a four-hour podcast.
Well, Jodie is listening to us on her long trips and Amanda is starting to listen to
us from what I understood.
She may not be, I don't know.
She needs to.
She said to.
Although she was.
Do you have any female listeners we have?
No, there are a few more.
There's...
Well, they fangirled on you at the post office, that one girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was quite the event, man.
I tell you.
Fangirled?
They fangirled him.
Well, that was her, she and her husband.
Well, it was her husband that got frolicy.
He was standing there trying to mail something and I have a cutting board that you made and
it said, dudes like us.
And I was like, what do you think of this?
And he was like, you're dudes like us?
He was like, oh my God.
Honey, honey, you're dudes like us.
He's like, are you kidding me?
What is going on over there?
He was calling out his wife.
He was like, honey, come here.
Yeah, she was in line and she was just like, fuck it, I'm abandoning my position.
I'm going to...
Well, no, you told me.
He goes, oh, you guys listen?
And he goes, she's listening in line right now.
That's exactly what he said.
And when you told me that, the hair on the back of my neck stood up.
I was like, oh my God, we're famous.
We're going to be famous someday.
And then, yeah, that really...
Yeah, it didn't really go anywhere.
Yeah, it hasn't happened.
But, uh, apparently that couple is not really like have a lot of friends or something.
They need to pass the word.
I want to get, I want to get to something, you know, since we were talking about Netflix,
there's a new documentary on there, um, called, uh, Life on Earth or something like that.
Okay.
And it's done by Steven Spielberg and it's narrated by, uh...
Life on our planet?
Life on our planet by Morgan Freeman.
Oh, okay.
I think so.
It just came out.
Uh, Life on our planet or life or something like that.
It's on Netflix.
Is it a documentary?
Yeah, it's Life on our planet.
Life on our planet.
And it's fast.
I'm three episodes in.
Ah, okay.
And it's, and it's very, very well done.
Okay.
And it, it, it brings, what it's doing for me, it's bringing into perspective how small
we are in the life of this planet.
Oh yeah.
Because it, it, it, it moves back and forth.
And insignificant.
Pretty much, yes.
And...
We're the most significant thing that's happened on this planet.
But, but what, what I'm...
I will say that.
But what it's making me do...
I disagree.
It's making me think.
We weren't here during the pyramid times.
No, I mean, we...
No, we're talking about humans.
We're talking about humans.
Humans built the pyramids.
Oh my God.
Here we go.
I'm not saying humans did or didn't.
I'm just saying we still don't know how they built them.
I just saw a little meme that explained it all the way.
I should have sent it to you.
Get the front door out of here.
I did.
It's like, they had this.
I was saying...
They had a bulldozer.
No.
They put blocks on logs and rolled it up the damn ramp.
That's not true.
I'll see if I can find it again.
Anyway.
They procured rocks a thousand miles away.
Yeah, and rolled them a long fucking way.
And guess what?
A hundred thousand slaves died building it.
No.
They didn't.
They were slaves, but they're dying.
Anyways, carry on.
So anyway, so this documentary, what it is, it's making me think because one of the things
that he said a couple times is right now there's about 10 million different species on Earth.
From plants, insects, humans, birds, fish.
Nice.
About 10 million.
And he goes, that represents 1% of all the life that's been on Earth.
So that means 99% of the life that has been on Earth is now extinct.
Wow.
Which means inevitably we're going to be.
Correct.
And it's talking about evolution.
And it's talking about the different extinction periods.
I think we've had either three or five extinctions.
Yeah.
Mass extinctions.
I'm sure there's more.
And well, he's kind of working through them.
And one was the Ice Age, right?
Oh yeah.
And then it killed everything.
Now he's like it killed 75% of the life on Earth, right?
And the time spans that he's going through, he's like, and then plants arrived.
Well, Lycan was first, right?
Yes.
And it was there for 40 million years before anything else happened.
Almost like a fungus.
Yeah.
So Lycan was there for 40 million years.
Nothing else was around.
40 million years.
I know.
And then the plants, a new compound created to create plants, right?
And that was there for another 30 million years before anything else happened.
Right.
Well, it's interesting because they have the manuscript, that Voynich manuscript that
they found that was reproduced and they found all the language on there.
And they have illustrations of plants, hundreds of them.
That don't exist.
Right.
Well, like I said, you know, 99% of the life that's been on Earth is extinct.
Yes.
It's no longer here.
Right.
So it makes me think again, how insignificant we are as far as the time we are on this Earth
and to impact the Earth that people say we are because they go through that.
They're not talking about global warming or anything like that in this.
Not yet anyway.
They're talking about the huge volcanoes and the water and all that stuff and how toxic
the atmosphere was.
They're talking about extinction level events.
And how long it took for this to congeal and to be able to support life, basically.
I mean, just when you look at the clock, the geologic clock, like how long the Earth was
formed and stuff, and like it goes on at 1159 in 43 seconds after 1159 is when humans arrived
on the planet.
Right.
I mean, it's a tiny little minute fraction of the...
When you start thinking of it like that, they had another experiment or illustration or
sample set up where they're talking about the solar system.
Right.
And they've set out somewhere in Nevada or something where they show planet Earth and
then how far do you have to go to be Jupiter?
How far do you have to be?
Yeah.
And they're like set up as marbles.
I did that in my little astronomy class and we couldn't even get remotely close to where
we were supposed to be, even though the Earth was a tennis ball.
Right.
We walked all the way across the parking lot and into the field and we couldn't get far
enough.
Right.
It's amazing.
We are insignificant.
Insignificant is not the right word because we've made a massive, a massive impact.
I mean, in other words, when the human race does go away...
Watch this, watch this series because I think it puts it into perspective because there's
different ages, right?
So there is the age of the jellyfish.
Jellyfish were the only thing around for 30 million years.
Okay.
So, and then all of a sudden something happened, invertebrates happened, right?
And started eating the jellyfish.
Then you had, so you had these ruling or top of the food chain people or creatures and
then it was the insects, right?
Then it was the amphibians.
Then it was the mammals.
The rise of the dinosaurs.
No, actually, I'm sorry, not the amphibians.
Then it went to the dinosaurs, the reptiles.
Then it went to the dinosaurs.
Then it went to mammals because these extinction things happen and everything advances.
So I'm thinking, okay, in 20 million years, what's going to replace us?
Well before that.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know how long it's going to take, right?
Like dinosaurs were around for millions of years, right?
Right.
They are robots.
And we've been around for what, 10,000?
Yeah.
And if that extinction event never would have happened, the ice age, they probably still
would have ruled.
Yes.
Right?
But the mammals got a chance to get a foothold because of an extension level event, which
created where we are today.
Correct.
Right?
So in a million years, two million years, we may not be here, but what's going to replace
us as the top of the plankton?
It could be.
Well, it's interesting because all those jellyfish for 30 million years were shitting.
And it's interesting to think about how their shit ultimately turned into limestone and
how limestone is covered all over the earth.
And so if you think about it.
And how long that takes.
Yes.
Millions and millions of years.
Yes.
And you think, what is that stone made of?
Well, that's basically jellyfish shit that's been sitting there for 50 million years.
Yeah.
And that's what the water runs through to make.
Bourbon.
Limestone water.
That's right.
Jellyfish shit.
Jellyfish.
Excrement infused bourbon.
You heard it here first.
But I recommend it.
Like I said, I'm only on episode three.
But what's the name of it again?
This life on earth or this?
I don't know.
I'm definitely going to watch it.
Life on our planet.
OK.
And again, they're not getting into environmentalism or anything like that.
Good.
So they're going to have to do the start of the earth to now it comes into creationism
versus.
Sure.
Inevitably, you have to do that.
So they got one.
They don't get into that either.
Right.
It's basically here is the evolution and this is what we're going to go with.
Yeah.
But they have to.
I mean, so there's a there's a little fact someone that put up not a bad viewing, a lot
of fact mixed with a lot of fiction, many episodes started off down a road of explanation.
And just when you think you may get an answer or explanation, it jumps back or forward into
history.
It does do that to dead end.
An example in the series last episode, 20,000 years ago, there are primates with similar
DNA to humans that jumps to the present day where they're humans and conscious beings.
Unlike any other animals that ever existed, mammals and reptiles have been around for
hundreds of millions of years, takes 20,000 years for humans to jump from primates to
self conscious beings or explanations.
So there are a lot of people that are taking the show serious and really taking the time
to put in the reviews all over Google.
All in all, these guys that shamed it a little bit still plugged in a four star out of five,
you know, because it's got a lot of good information.
And it's very well done as far as quality.
You know, they get dinosaurs in it.
Of course, Spielberg's with the Jurassic Park.
So it all looks really, really well done.
Nice.
Looks, you know, real dinosaur like the jellyfish looks real.
The big squids they have.
I'm excited.
I'm definitely going to watch that.
So it's well because I'm telling you, we're struggling with shit right now.
We're trying to find something to watch and we just, and it's Morgan Freeman.
He's always good to listen.
I always enjoy good old fashioned historical stuff.
You know, I'd like for us to jump in on some of the history.
I wish they would come up with like, for example, what's going on in the Gaza Strip?
You know, I why?
Why aren't there more videos that that share history and explain why people are mad and
how we got to where we are?
What?
I mean, it's so complicated.
It's so complicated.
It's not that complicated.
When you pull the lens back a little bit and you look at the history, there's just there
are people that are upset about occupying it, but it's just like anything else.
You know, let me rephrase.
It's not complicated, but there's always more to the story.
There's always everybody thinks everybody thinks, oh, OK, Israel's occupying Palestine.
But there's there's it's not that hard.
There's always more to the story.
It's not that hard to at least come up with some summarizations of perspectives from these
different clans or from these different people that are upset about what's going on.
I think that all comes down to religion.
Yeah, it really does.
I think you're right.
And the unfortunate victims of victims mentality where they're they're teaching their children
things that may or may not be true and their children's are brainwashed.
So they go through life hating people for no reason whatsoever.
Yeah, it's it's it's unfair.
It's unfair.
And I'm sad for all of Hamas.
Had their son Hamas seems to be destroyed.
Totally.
And then someone else needs to come in there and rule Palestine.
The Gaza Strip is going to have to be rebuilt.
And I imagine Israel will not pay it for it in the end.
Yeah, of course.
Where else is it going to come?
Right.
It's going to come from humanitarian.
Well, it'll be covered humanitarian.
And I'm sure Israel will pay a big chunk to rebuild that that city.
And you mean we will.
Well, true.
We will as well.
So there's a lot of stuff.
I think I sent you guys a link.
I don't know if it was a beefy YouTube video of a gentleman that kind of elaborated on
a lot of history of the United States and Israel.
And why we even have because since the 40s, 50s, when Israel was put out there, they declared
the property lines and said, this is the path we're going to take.
We've had a relationship with them.
The United States have always kind of used Israel as a experiment place.
An incubator.
They it's kind of like, you know what?
We don't have the authority in the United States to test these weapons.
So Israel, we're going to give you money for you to test these weapons because we're always
in the state of war.
We're going to fund it.
Well, we always need to test weapons.
It's part of our existence.
Well, that's why we're loving the Ukrainian war, because we have all this sophisticated
weaponry.
We want to see how it does.
But they were a lot of these things were developed.
Not really.
Ukraine is not doing that great.
We haven't heard shit about anything about it.
It's a stalemate, total stalemate.
I think that's doing well.
And yet we're pulling hundreds of millions of dollars.
People are dying.
Oh, billions and billions.
I'm so sick of it, man.
I'm so sick of what you and I have to pay so many taxes to fund these other people.
It's so frustrating.
Take care of your own shit, man.
I mean, if you need help, ask for help.
Well, he is nonstop.
Oh, my God.
He went to our freaking Congress and was like, give us more money.
Yeah.
Well, what did Trump say?
He looked at him and was like, well, it'd be nice if you guys could take care of yourselves
and work these problems out, you know?
And I'll solve this in one day.
Yeah, I would solve this in one day.
But hey, yeah, he's crazy.
He's a little crazy.
Who, Trump?
Yeah, he can't solve it in one day.
I think he can take a huge dent in one day.
It's all about pulling our support out.
All right.
Now I hear you.
You know, it's I think there's a lot.
You need to concede some stuff.
There is a lot of stuff going on there that we don't know shit about.
Oh, yeah.
And so it goes so much deeper than that.
I believe that we have a lot of secrets over there with the bio labs that we've had that
we acknowledge that we have out there, but we refuse to re-acknowledge that we have them
out there.
You know, it's just that that was one of the things that Putin said is that we wanted to
go and get those bio labs and secure them.
And the United States went over there and sent a bunch of mercenaries on there to secure
them, get all that shit out of there.
Right.
I mean, they basically aborted a bunch of stuff, man.
And Zlitsky knows all this shit and he holds it over the head.
It's in Clinton.
It's over the Clinton's heads, too.
I mean, Hillary was probably instrumental on that whole shit.
Probably.
I mean, she was instrumental on getting where 20 percent of our uranium or what was the
yeah, was it uranium?
Uranium.
Oh, but it was OK because the Congress funded it.
Why the fuck did we sell 20 percent of our uranium to Russia?
Why?
Right.
Ask yourself the question.
Why did we do that?
Why did our congressmen and Senate pass that so that we could sell that?
Because Clinton made a bunch of money off of it, I'm sure.
That's exactly why.
Why did Biden completely deplete our strategic petroleum reserves?
I mean, sold it to China.
Unbelievable.
Right.
Well, and now we're about to head into, you know, what could be the beginning of World
War Three.
But, you know, the depleted reserve with no fucking oil.
And it's going to be.
We've got all unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
We've got all we've got a lot of oil.
We could drill here.
No, we get oil.
We still have oil.
I mean, we have tons of oil.
But it's not the point.
The point is, is that who's got the most toys at this point?
I don't know.
It's just frustrating.
It's so frustrating.
I think there's one quote that I thought was dead on about the Hamas Israel thing.
It was if if the Palestinian the Palestinians give up their guns, they get a free state,
right?
They get a they get their own state.
If Israelis give up their guns, it'll be the second Holocaust.
See the difference?
Yeah, that's because the that is a dead on.
That's a dead on assessment.
Yeah.
Well, that's because Palestinians have Palestinians consider Israelis infidels.
I know.
And you know, they are to to just just whack them, just kill them.
What I don't understand is the anti-Semitism that has just exploded everywhere.
What everywhere?
Just like overnight ignorance.
I have never black lives matter.
I think it's just like all this stupid shit that just comes out of the woodwork that that
they're ignorant.
They don't know what the fuck they're fighting for.
It's kind of like somebody here is 10 bucks or here's 100 dollars.
Here's a thousand dollars.
Not just that, but it's the like the Hollywood Jewish folk are like all my co-workers are
for Palestine saying death to Israel.
Dude.
And it's like what what what the hell's going on?
Dude, this is very an very interesting dynamic because the left is eating itself.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you have you have, yeah, you have Jewish liberals, Jewish Democrats.
The Jewish are a big Democrat Party.
Yes.
Part of the.
Yes.
And they're like like stunned that members of their party, their clan, their group, right,
are totally pro Hamas.
Yeah.
I mean, it's crazy.
It'll be curious to see if that affects anything in future elections.
It has to.
I mean, it has it has to create a divide.
The name of the leftist vote voting block, the D.A. that's running Trump through the
ringer currently right now.
The the woman that's saying that he misrepresented his his property, right?
Yeah, his words specifically this one property value of properties.
Yes.
And she's trying to make it so that he can never do business in New York City again.
And they're saying it's a foregone conclusion because the judge has already decided.
And by the way, there's no jury on this deal.
Yeah.
So how do they if the judge, which is already slanted, he's already said he's slanted.
He always said he, you know, he's unhinged.
Basically, you know, you know.
So I mean, if the judge is making this.
This is the biggest sham ever, man.
So I mean, how does he contest this?
I mean, I can't guess.
Well, hold on.
You can't go to the next court.
You can't appeal it.
I don't know.
It's a civil case.
I don't know.
I don't know the rules.
It's not be a I don't know.
I don't know.
You'd ask a lawyer on that.
It's it's it's shady as fuck.
And they're saying he's probably going to be out about 250 million.
And did you hear her Trump's lawyer?
Well, she'd gone off.
Did you hear the very last words that she said the last 10 seconds?
The last 10 seconds.
What is the name of the DA bitch?
Teresa, Terrell, a termina, something like the one that that campaign.
I'm going to get Trump.
Yes.
Correct.
She is getting paychecks from George Soros.
My lovely, lovely.
That's why Elon Musk came out and said that said that George Soros is unraveling civilization.
Yep, he is.
And he's calling out the DA's and everything.
He's funding these phantom people to get an office.
So fucking unbelievable.
Because you want to change the laws.
You just don't have to apply the laws.
That's what it is.
You don't go in there to change the laws.
You just go in there and you just don't enforce them.
Right.
Don't make civil unrest.
Civil unrest.
That's what we're seeing in these big cities.
Well, it's really only Democrat run cities, right?
The other ones implementing it first.
And it's going it's going to shit.
And now they're all like, oh, we're going to refund the police because we don't like
the crime.
Someone, someone Jimmy the fish needs to go visit this judge.
I just say, man, you know, I don't know what needs to happen.
I don't know.
But I'm still kind of what happens in this next election?
I mean, Trump, Trump's going to run.
He's going to run.
He's already got is he going to run from prison already got five of the six or seven swing
states that he's starting to surpass Biden's.
So how does this work?
I'm trying to I'm trying to understand.
So he's in jail.
He'll run for president.
He could be president from jail.
That may be what happens.
It's crazy.
That's retarded.
I don't know what would happen.
I mean, obviously not the civil lawsuit, but the one in Georgia.
The voting fraud or?
Yeah, the yeah, I haven't heard much.
I know that folks have come for a plea deal, but I haven't heard much beyond that at this
point.
Are there any new revelations down there?
Yeah, Georgia judge shuts down the DA's efforts to try Trump on September 14th.
You're not going to hear that, though.
I don't know.
I don't know what happens.
It's going to be it's going to be very interesting.
Whatever.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that want Trump in there.
Are you kidding me?
He's like 40, 40, 45, 50 points ahead.
Fifty five percent.
Fifty five points ahead of the nearest challenger.
Great.
I mean, the more they do this stuff with the courts and the more it galvanizes him, the
higher his his rating goes up.
And they don't understand it.
They're like, they do understand it.
They don't care.
They're stuck in a pinch.
We don't care.
They've got the Dominion voting machines.
We're good to go.
That's part of it.
And they had some sort of election.
I don't recall what city was it.
I think it was in Pennsylvania with the election that just occurred in the last week or two.
And they nullified it.
They saw some bitch.
They saw some motherfuckers in there stuffing the ballot box like multiple times over and
over and over again at five, five o'clock in the morning.
Really?
What they do?
They nullified the election.
The judge stepped in and said, yeah, we've got to do this over.
I mean, it's like, what the fuck?
Why didn't that happen during the federal election?
They only won by they won by a small margin, meaning the Democrats won by a small margin,
even with all the ballot harvesting.
Really?
It's it's going to happen again.
Nothing is going to stop it from happening again.
Yeah.
Well, they need to have they need to vote.
Of course, as soon as voting comes along, it's going to be a new pandemic, which is
going to cut all these conditions where.
Right.
But you know what?
Look, the pandemic thing is a done deal.
They can't they can't they can put like serial numbers on dollar bills.
They could they could do all this shit to to track dollars.
They could do all this stuff to track our Social Security cards, numbers and what they
can track voting ballots.
Why not have it tied directly to our Social Security and just be done with it?
I mean, seriously.
I also.
Well, right.
There's probably ways to do this.
But also if they have these voter drop off boxes, limit them, guard them, put cameras
on them and have them monitor 24 seven for two months or however long it's open.
So many simple solutions to this.
You know, instead of having a thousand drop off boxes in the state.
All right.
Now we only have 300.
Right.
We reduce it by 70 percent.
Guard those.
But then it's racist.
No, it's not.
They're going to say it's racist because you're limiting their ability to vote.
It's like they were they were like they did in Georgia.
They were just like, well, you know, we're we're we're adding all these boxes or voting
areas for people for the black voters to be able to get there.
And the black people are like, what?
Right.
Really?
Identification.
We what you're saying.
I don't have an ID.
Yeah, I have a driver's license, please.
You know, and I don't know how to get to the voting booth.
It's just it's ridiculous.
It's absurd.
So there's ways they could do this.
But it's at each state.
It's not a federal thing.
States run the elections.
So they all they all have their own election laws.
That's why it's so hard.
You can't.
Well, I'm looking forward to it no matter what.
I want to see the fight.
It's a year away, right?
It's one year away today.
One year away.
So I'm looking forward to it.
It's going to be a good fight.
And I think it's it's warranted.
We've got a lot of ugly shit going on in this world.
And if Trump I mean, who else is going to run?
I mean, besides Trump, I mean, you got Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley.
These aren't real people, though.
You know, Chris Christie is not a real person.
Oh, my God, I think he knows fucking go away.
I think we have stronger candidates on our side outside of Biden.
They got nothing.
They have nothing.
They have a new some.
They don't.
He's not an option.
He's not.
They have Michelle Obama to this.
She is not an option either.
The bomb was already.
What a cruise is saying, Ted, he's warning us over and over and over again.
They are going to drop Michelle Obama into the race as soon as Biden says, I'm out.
Well, Biden already fucking lied.
He said he's going to be running for one term.
I'm telling you.
And what happened?
What do you guys think happens in that scenario?
Well, the Michelle Obama?
No, I think it's going to fold even worse.
Look, they the people see what's going on.
OK, this isn't like a George Bush senior to George Bush, Jr. kind of voting thing.
I'm going to disagree.
This is so it happened.
The January 6 thing happened.
Nobody did.
No, no, no, no.
Look, everybody rolls over and goes to work.
She's going to get voted in.
And that has nothing to do with the real vote.
If she gets voted in, I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I absolutely don't believe it.
I think it's fake.
And frankly, you know, some guy nailed it.
One of his little speeches, it's a meme on the social media where he's kind of like,
when, when do you when do we break out the guns?
God, I hope it doesn't get to that.
It's just like, you know, it's like, look, we are our amendments that we are given the
right to defend ourselves.
We're given the right against the tyranny of our government.
When do we do that?
When is the time for you guys to stop stealing our elections?
Yeah, but yeah, that doesn't justify that.
The use of guns is to protect your life, liberty or your life.
They are stealing it.
They're stealing it from us every single day by overtaxing us because they're sending our
money overseas where we didn't vote.
We didn't vote for that money to go over there.
Why are we spending money over there?
Why am I having to pay more in gas taxes?
Because we're spending money over there.
Why is it that AOC feels it's OK for us?
Well, it's only going to spend this much.
Bitch, please.
This is my money.
I get to choose where I want to pay my money.
Come on.
I know it's bullshit.
Why are we paying so much?
And why is Bill Gates buying up all this farmland?
There are so many weird shit that's going on.
And the thing about it that's a common denominator that's good is that Trump is fighting for us.
Yes.
Another common denominator that I think is good is Elon Musk.
Yeah, I think he's a good influence.
I think Elon Musk is a fantastic influence.
People are like, oh, I can't believe he just killed Twitter.
He didn't kill Twitter.
He changed it.
He killed it through the Democrats' eyes.
He made it.
Yes, that's true.
He made it to a...
What is it called?
He course corrected it.
And then all these new reports that are coming out, they're not new, but there's reports
that are confirmed now that the US government was totally involved in the social media.
Correct.
And the redirection of facts and the shutting down of the right influence.
If I had a right influenced statement or comment, it was shut down, blocked.
Nobody saw it.
It's disgusting.
It happened.
Censorship.
It happened.
Totally happened.
100% happened.
And Biden wants to keep it going.
And it keeps happening and nobody really does anything about it because they can't because
the Department of Justice is jaded, FBI jaded, CIA jaded, deep state.
Well, I think Trump is dead if he gets in there.
He's dismantling this.
Cleaning house.
Yeah.
Well, good luck to that.
But I don't believe he'll win the election.
I think they're going to steal it again.
There's a lot of frustrations dudes like us are experiencing all over the planet.
Are you guys coming to the next militia meeting?
We're doing a bake sale.
Bakes and brownies.
Yeah, I mean, I've looked...
I'll bring a brisket.
There's some weird shit going on and there are people that are currently being...
They're hostages.
You know, just over a month, month and a couple of days.
Babies, grandmas, grandfathers, mothers, brothers, sisters.
Look, they're all there and it's sad.
Pray for them.
You know, they're under horrible, horrible conditions.
You can only fathom all the dirty shit they're doing.
Prayers out to all those guys.
It's sad.
I won't tell Steve, but great bourbon.
Great bourbon.
Two good ones.
So these are things that dudes like us think about.
Dudes like us.
Thank you, Mr. Producer Austin, for your rummaging through the facts on our life on our planet,
Netflix.
It's rummaging.
I highly recommend it.
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