So we didn't have one of these last week, did we?
We did not.
It was Halloween.
That's right, you were traveling, you were in Oklahoma.
And then you had to go to Tulsa.
So it was Halloween, happy post Halloween, dudes like us.
It is November 7th, dudes like us, I'm Sean.
I am Paul.
And I am Jeff.
We did.
We had a Halloween fun last week, it was kind of cool.
We set up a big speaker as we all normally do, set up the candy.
You had quite the crowd there.
You had quite the crowd just hanging out drinking beers out front.
Yeah, they were coming and going.
I was there for a little bit, not very long, but it was kind of fun.
Yeah.
Appreciate you coming over.
I got a terrible lot of shitload of pizzas from Efritellis.
Did you vacuum those?
Vacuum them?
Freeze them?
I didn't.
For lunches?
I think I ate them all.
Good Lord.
No, there's a lot of people coming in out of our house, they got absorbed.
Oh good.
Pretty quick.
No, but it was kind of fun, you know.
I think we, the Halloween party, did we talk about the Halloween party?
I don't think so.
No, because we didn't have one last week and the party was that Saturday before.
So we had a Halloween party and we had some guests come out.
Stan was there from Total Wine.
His dad?
His dad, Stan and Stan Senior.
How cool was that?
That was really neat.
It was pretty cool.
Paul was there, he was taking a break from drinking, so he wasn't doing his break dancing.
He did not sing.
No Lionel Richie?
I did sing.
I absolutely sang.
I didn't hear you sing.
I know you were outside gallivanting.
Oh no, we were outside sampling bourbons.
Yes, I know.
I came up and sampled the tequila he brought.
I sampled the bourbon he brought.
That was good tequila.
It was the pin hook he brought, right?
I sampled that.
Yeah, well we have it.
We have two bottles of it.
We have two.
It's good.
Yeah, but I did, I was singing.
It was fun.
I missed it.
Yeah, you missed it.
I was gyrating, I was lunging.
Pelvic thrusting.
Oh, I got into it.
And all the ladies were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Helicoptering.
Yeah, it's Paul.
It's his birthday.
Oh my God, whose husband is that?
He's so hot.
Oh my God, is that his butt hair hanging out?
Look at that.
I don't remember that part, but yeah, they were like just oogling all over me.
And I was like, okay, Shirley, we got to go because they're starting to get handsy.
You know what I mean?
Oh, does that happen?
Is that the reason why you missed that so much?
No, it always happens.
Every party I go to, they get handsy.
God.
Yeah, it's nauseating.
Start grabbing the crotch.
Well, yeah.
So we went to the wee hours.
Jeff left, I guess, a little bit after you did.
I was about 12, 15-ish.
I went to bed around 3.34.
Oh, God.
That would kill me.
That would kill me for like 72 hours.
But you know what?
It was fine.
Everything was fine.
Because here's the thing.
There was no drama, huh?
There was no drama.
Outstanding.
Yeah, I love it when that happens, too.
Man, even though I was drunk, I wasn't wasted.
Because I was collectively drunk because it was a very different drunk because we're not
sitting there making bourbon and cokes that were quadruple shots like we normally do and
get sipping.
Yeah, you're sipping and impatient yourself, right?
We were sipping bourbon all night.
So good bourbons.
And even Chuck made a comment.
He was like, dude, I got to stop sipping this shit.
I need to get a buzz.
And so he and I, we went into the office and I pulled some stuff out and we did a quick
slam.
I'm never going to get drunk if I keep sipping this.
Yeah, it was fun, man.
I had a good time sipping it.
Plus, it kind of brings out a different perspective of going out and party.
And we all may want to adopt it.
Yeah, not a bad idea.
Because it's different from, I'm telling you, it is such a big difference picking a big
drink out because big drinks, you don't know.
They shpam, shpam, shpam.
They taste good.
They're going down fast.
I was going to say, they're sweet, right?
The old fashions are super sweet.
Bourbon and Coke, super sweet.
And they just go down like water, right?
Yeah, that's what gives me the hangovers is that sweetness.
When I just drink the bourbon, I still get the hangover.
But not as bad as what I have those old fashions or Coke and bourbon and Coke.
Yeah, I hear you.
That was fun.
I had a lot of time.
I'm thanking you guys for showing up.
And then actual on Halloween night, you guys came over and it was fun too.
Had that laser.
That was an impressive laser.
What was super cool about it is you had that smoke machine going and then you were shining
the laser into the smoke machine and that was super, super cool.
So first of all, the laser is one of these lasers.
It's like a purple one and it burns paper.
So when you, it comes with a set of glasses.
So a laser machine burns eyeballs too.
Yeah, you don't want to look at it.
So it's probably the same type of laser we get downstairs, just not as powerful.
Correct.
Because it's a blue laser.
It's one of those.
Yeah, it doesn't burn wood.
It burns paper.
Yeah, the one he has probably wouldn't burn wood.
It'll burn your hand.
I would hope not.
I'm joking.
It'll burn your hand.
Yeah.
It was a very powerful laser and when I was, they come with these little adapters that
you screw onto the tip and it refracts the laser into a something, some sort of collidus
built in.
Pardon?
What's the point of the laser?
Just for that?
I'm uncertain.
To impress your neighbors and your friends.
No, I think, I don't know.
I don't know.
Because they have some that have an attachment for your rifles, which would seem appropriate.
This one, I don't know.
You can also shine them into the cockpit of airplanes.
I would recommend that.
Yeah, they somehow track you.
They frown upon that, don't they?
This one would reach.
This one would definitely reach and they somehow be able to track back where it came from and
they find those people.
Yeah, how can they do that?
How can they even do that?
That's amazing.
I don't know.
They got something, man.
Is it NORAD that's tracking it?
No.
I'm thinking it has something to do with software.
They've probably got some sort of camera that aims down and they could tell just by geo
mapping it out.
They got the lights, they got the streets.
They know exactly where it's at.
You're a pin on the map.
You're driving down the road and you stick your arm out of the sunroof, point it at an
airplane, drive away.
I mean, come on, they're never going to catch you.
I'm not encouraging that because that's like...
But if you're in your front yard, you're just like being a dick.
I think they can find those folks, right?
Yeah.
They can narrow it down.
If they do it over and over again.
If they do it on every flight that comes by.
So we had...
I'd taken off the little refracting kaleidoscope thing and I shined it down the street.
We hit the stop sign.
It's impressive.
I hit the stop sign with the normal laser because I've got some other green ones and
red ones and the green one is pretty bright too.
I forgot about that one.
I should have brought that one out too.
But green one, it's super bright when it hits that sign, but that blue one, it came back
and it was kind of like, I'm so, so bright.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
But when you put the little refracting thing on there and you put it through the smoke
machine, it literally made like a conical shaped...
It's like a 3D with layers of shit.
It was a 3D image in the smoke.
It was really cool.
It was.
So you need a thing where it makes a skull.
Wow.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Would you?
For Halloween and stuff like that?
I don't know if that's possible.
Why don't you invent that for next year?
Yeah, I'm in.
Create it.
Okay.
Challenge accepted.
We'll use the CNC downstairs.
I'll set up a few smoke machines out there.
It's so dense.
Yeah, cause like a wreck.
Well, you know what?
It was a little, it wasn't that windy, but there was a little bit of a wind that night.
Now the year prior we had the smoke machine going, the fog machine going I should say,
and man, it fogged up the whole neighborhood.
I mean, it looked eerie, you know, where cars...
That's cool.
Cause when they would drive down, typically, you know, they go right over there.
Last year they all had to slow down because it was so foggy that they were like, oh shit,
I gotta...
Yeah, what the hell?
You're trying to get Halloween trick or treaters run over?
What are you doing?
Yeah, speeding or the fog?
No, both.
Well, you're not speeding.
I'm talking about the fog, yes.
Well, whatever.
I mean, they can see someone.
Well, you had that fog machine right at like face height and it would shoot out like 10
feet.
Nice.
Yeah, well, I set it up a little bit differently.
That was last year?
Or you're talking about this year?
No, this year.
So last year I had it set up where it didn't shoot...
It wasn't at eye level.
Cause when you come to the front of my house, there are tiers.
It goes up 20 inches, it goes in four foot, up 20 inches, in four...
So yeah, I had it set up on the second tier.
So when kids are coming by, it's basically right at their face, but like five feet away.
Nice.
And so they'd stand there and they'd get the candy because the bowls of candy ran and all
of a sudden this thing would go off.
Oh, you didn't have it running the whole time.
You would just blast them as they're coming up.
Well, I mean, it was luck.
So these things, I don't know if it's a timer or if there's a heating element that heats
up and when the element gets too hot, it shuts off.
And then when it cools down to a certain point, it turns back on.
I guess that's what it is.
And then this thing would turn on just randomly and it would scare all kinds of people.
It'd be moms, dads like, oh shit, what was that?
So I'd like to set up my Halloween where I've got candy out in the front because we've got
this little wall out in the front on both sides and I set it up.
They got a little lights out there so they could see the candy.
And then I got a big cooler set up and I pass out beer for the moms and dads.
Oh yeah, that's nice.
You need to get strawberry scent that spoke for next year.
Oh, interesting request.
Yes.
What led you to that?
I'm going to log away at that information.
Just a nice aroma.
I like coconut.
Mr. Producer, do they make strawberry scented fog machines?
They do.
Well, they used to because I remember in high school, the DJ had the fog machine.
What kind of parties did he go to?
Well the high school dance, right?
And he'd have the fog machine and it would be that fake strawberry flavor.
I like to move it, move it.
So it's fog juice, not the machine.
Oh dang, I forgot.
Oh, do they have bourbon scented fog machines?
I think you just use bourbon.
There you go.
Sweet strawberry.
Sweet strawberry air freshener.
Hold on, that's air freshener.
That's not air freshener.
Yeah, that's not a fog machine.
Fog juice scent, that one right there.
You just kind of add it to the air freshener.
Oh, I see.
It's an oil based thing to put on.
I don't know if I'd want that.
It'll gum up your system.
Yeah, I don't know about strawberry.
That'd be just sweet and gross.
I got an idea.
Why don't we get the regular stuff that doesn't damage it and we just add a little strawberry
smell to there.
Maybe a candle or something.
A little shot of bourbon.
Like a shot of bourbon into it?
Yeah.
Who's bourbon?
What does buy some like ancient age or old crow or something?
Old Williamsburg.
All right, so Friday, dudes like us were out venturing on our... You were busy, I say
Saturday, I'm gonna say Friday.
This was Friday.
Friday.
You were unavailable.
I was out of town Saturday, Sunday.
Yes.
So Jeff and I took an opportunity because I think I was traveling and I came back into
town at 3.30.
At the time it worked, it was about quarter to four when you picked me up.
So I scooped up Jeff, we went straight to 8.45 because they've got the preemption reverence
bottle that was put out.
It's a four grain and it came out last week and it's 114 proof, sitting bitch for 48 months.
Yeah, it was tasty.
It was good.
It was very tasty.
We sampled just a little bit.
I bought two bottles, I bought one to keep and to save for whatever reasons and then
the other one, I was like, fuck it.
We're gonna be drinking this one because it was so good.
It is.
It is good.
It's so good.
So I wanted to bring it to the podcast.
We did a little sample here but I'm stingy and I'm gonna bring it back home.
So it's small batch, right?
It's a small batch, yes.
So it's eight barrels, eight four grain barrels blended together.
Correct.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well it says Texas four grain straight bourbon whiskey.
Does it say small batch either?
Negative.
No.
I apologize.
Small batch cask strength.
Right.
1845 Distilling Company, Lowry, Texas.
Excellent.
Good stuff.
All right.
But that's not what we're sampling tonight but we're not gonna talk about that yet.
So we talked to June for a little bit and we talked to Bob.
Bob and June, they're their owners out there at 1845 Distillery and they shared that.
You know?
Yeah, it was really good.
Agreed.
It's a good thing to be enjoyed by others besides the folks who know about it.
For sure.
So we hit the 1845, then we came back and where did we go?
We went to Total Wine.
Oh yeah, nobody was there.
That was...
Jodie wasn't there.
Yeah, Jodie wasn't there.
She was sick again.
Sick.
Two weeks in a row?
Apparently, yes.
Well that's not good.
I hope she's good and all right.
Well, I mean...
So we went back and we...
Of course, Stan was there and Kevin and Furman.
That's when we picked up our new bottle.
Yeah, we had the...
You know Amanda?
Yeah, she was there.
We saw her.
She checked us out.
Good, good, good.
And so that's when we got the little book.
Book?
The bottle bourbon.
Yeah, it's kind of a hard one to find.
Ah, a unicorn.
Yeah.
This one is a compilation of what?
Eight different years?
I think there's seven.
Seven?
So they've released this for seven years.
We'll probably talk about it when we sample.
We're not sampling that today, but it's...
It's a blend.
It's a blend of all the previous releases.
Very nice.
Okay.
Yes.
Sounds good.
I look forward to it.
Don't know what's much...
Yeah, they're like, well, it's got an 18 year in there and it's just...
We don't have any idea the denominations or how much...
Three drops.
Yeah, it's like...
Done.
18.
Yeah, there we go.
Check.
I wonder if there has to be a certain percentage to be able to declare that on the label.
As a blend.
Yeah, okay, yeah, there's an 18 year in there.
It has to be at least, I don't know, 1% maybe.
Then we ventured on over to the rugby house.
That was Saturday.
Oh my God.
What did we do Friday?
Oh, we just took you home.
Yeah, I just went home, yeah.
All right.
Because I went to Costco.
And then Saturday, we went to the Costco Business Center.
Yeah, that was interesting.
It's kind of like a restaurant depot.
So the Costco Business Center, it's like for people that own businesses.
So where is it at?
It's down in Dallas by Northwest Highway.
Why'd you go there?
I wanted to go because I've heard they have different meats and things there and they
did.
It's set up differently.
So it's set up for...
So it's a normal looking, normal size Costco.
I think it was a little bit smaller maybe.
Yeah.
And it's called the Business Center.
Yeah.
And it's got those...
It has different things.
Sort of like...
So they have paper plates at both of them.
But here they have things that you would buy at a restaurant.
Like certain...
Chafing dishes.
So it catered to businesses.
Correct.
Like they've got silverware for cheap restaurants or something like that.
I got you.
Yeah.
Right.
Did you score anything?
To-go boxes.
Were you looking for anything particular?
Just kind of scoping it out?
I'm looking for turkey breast, boneless turkey breast.
Okay.
That...
I don't know if they carry it, but I'm looking for it.
I heard they've had different meats there, right?
Then they have the standard stuff, right?
So they have it displayed differently down there than a standard Costco.
They have a lot of the same meats, but they had a few different things as well.
Yeah.
I mean, did you go?
They had whole goats.
But you went.
Yes.
But you didn't score any...
You didn't buy anything.
No meats.
No, I didn't buy any meat.
It was more of an exploratory session.
We bought something.
I don't remember what it was.
We bought some water and you got some...
I got cayenne pepper.
No, you got some...
I did.
I got a big thing of cayenne pepper.
You got like 10 cookie sheets or something like that.
So I don't know about you guys, but some dudes like us out there have a kitchen that has...
They're cookie pans.
Those little...
About an inch tall and they're rectangular.
We've got like five different sizes or five different shapes, I should say.
All the same size, but different shapes.
So they don't stack.
So they're all just shoved into one.
Now they're fits perfect.
I got eight tall.
There's way more and they fit perfect.
They stack.
It's like the OCD moment of the year.
What did you do with the other ones?
I threw them away.
Did you really?
You just threw them out?
Yep.
That's what you're supposed to do, I guess.
Yeah.
Yep.
They were tossed.
We have like a large old and shitty...
And as soon as my wife saw them, she was like, well, there's only one size.
Didn't she get the smaller ones as well?
I was like, what?
I was like, why?
Just don't use up, just use half of it.
You don't have to fill it up.
That's the wrong response, Jeff.
You were super excited.
The correct response was, I'll go get those.
You want to get more.
Whatever.
Look, the ones that she's referring to are probably about 10 inches tall, 16 inches wide
ish.
They could be used as a plate.
Right.
But they're perfect.
It's like a small little thing.
I think they're great.
I'm going to get like a fucking 10 of them.
Maybe, I don't know, maybe more.
How many can fit in your drawer?
I can fit 30 of them in there.
They don't have that size at that Costco, so we're going to have to go to a restaurant.
Are you sure?
They had a bunch of pans out there.
They didn't have that size.
I looked for those specifically.
I know they have them at Restaurant Depot, so we're going to head up to Restaurant Depot.
We need to go there anyways because Restaurant Depot has a lot of culture.
That's one thing they had was they had the restaurant kitchenware.
Not kitchenware, but the ovens, the stoves, and some of the cutting boards, all designed
for kitchens.
Right.
It was cool.
I enjoyed it.
They had a thousand dollar meat slicer.
Oh, wow.
Like the kind you find at Tom Thumb or Kroger.
Did you get two of them?
I got six.
Nice.
One for every room.
So we could double fist.
Whoa.
Yes.
This podcast just got weird.
Speaking of fists, dude, there was some sort of meme.
Some guy got his hand stuck in a meat.
What?
Yeah.
Let's not even go there.
I just kind of.
So, yeah, so Saturday was kind of fun.
And then we went to Redby House after that.
We had two beers.
You guys were gallivanting all over the place.
No, we weren't.
We had a couple beers.
If you were there, you totally would have went with us.
You were partying at College Station with your parents.
Oh, yeah, with my parents, with my with my frail 88 and 83 year old parents.
Do some shots.
Yeah.
Come on, Dad.
What?
Come on, get your butt higher.
Who are you?
Come on.
Let's talk about the flavors of this bourbon.
Come on.
Get the ping pong ball.
It's just not as exciting.
Let's throw it in the cup, Dad.
That's all you got to do.
There's just beer pong.
Come on, Dad.
Let's do it.
It really wasn't all that exciting.
I don't have time for that.
We stained the under the under part of the deck.
That's what all you stained the underside of the deck.
Well, the the foundation so that it doesn't get, you know, doesn't rot at some point.
So, you know, it's like that thick.
It's that really thick epoxy type stain on the underside in the foundation of it.
You know what I mean?
Like the beams and the, you know, before you put the so you sealed it, right?
Sealed it basically.
Yeah.
Anyway, and that's what we did.
Yeah, we did that.
And that's about it.
Did you and we visited foods?
We visited with family, you know, that kind of thing.
Did you go by and see Preston?
We were waiting for him to come by.
He never came by.
So did you guys leave the stuff there?
We did.
Yeah, we told him.
Interesting.
This is the address is where you come need to come pick it up if you're not going to
come by.
So I heard Preston's got a girlfriend.
She works with them, right?
Yes.
For how long they've been dating?
Six years, I think.
I am now finding out how long they've been dating.
Open relationship.
He is pretty private about it.
I was too.
So I didn't tell my parents shit about any girls I was dating.
Is she a bodybuilder?
Until Julie.
I don't know a whole lot about her, man.
I really don't.
I don't know a whole lot about her.
Well, how did you find out that he had a girlfriend?
Well, a terror told me and then I called him.
He was like, yeah, it's official.
We're boyfriend girlfriend.
Steven said she was six foot eight.
Awesome.
That's hot.
Yeah, that is super cool.
He comes right to her boobs.
Nice.
That's weird.
Thanks for sharing that, Jeff.
Oh, my brain is visualizing.
Oh, yeah, I'm just like, does she have a mom?
No, I have no idea.
I don't know who this girl is.
Crazy.
Well, that's good.
Good for him.
Well, Julie's going down next weekend.
I'll see if she can't.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Wow.
What?
You plan it out like that?
Yes.
Only weekends.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
On the calendar.
She's got to plan it out.
Three thirty three.
Jeff, next weekend, I'll do it.
OK.
Ninety seconds.
What's that on the calendar?
That's red.
Wow.
No, she's going down to visit Steven and they're going to go to a football game.
Well, that'd be fun.
Which one?
High school football game?
No, the Aggies.
I don't know who they're playing.
Mississippi.
They just played Mississippi State, so they're playing Ole Miss, maybe?
No, they just played Ole Miss.
They're playing the other Mississippi team.
I'm going to.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, but forget.
I want to ascertain.
I want to get tickets to the Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys game coming up in
December.
Wow.
I hope you've been saving for several years.
It's not a playoff game.
Does it matter?
Yes, it does.
Oh, it does.
But I paid for those.
Yeah, that's true.
So this one's not going to be as much.
You have history.
That's crazy.
And plus I'm bringing in.
Anyway, so she's going to the football game, going to see the Aggies and then.
Well, I was going to say it.
I was like, I'll ask her to say, hey, see if you can't scope out.
She's not sly, so she'll just come out and bluntly ask them.
She's not sly.
Am I going to meet your girlfriend?
So I'll see what you can find out.
Okay, we're cool.
That's great.
So who else is going to the game?
Just her and Steven.
Oh, okay.
Sorry to interrupt.
Yeah, so I am going to Fayetteville this weekend and Dawson got tickets Friday night to a basketball
game.
Friday night.
We don't care about basketball.
I know, but now I'm going to have to.
Who is that?
That's her.
Is that the girlfriend?
Yeah.
She looks six, eight.
She's cute.
Oh, you're looking at the knuckles.
Man hands.
Oh, it's a good question.
Man hands.
Stop it.
Well, she looks cute.
She's good.
Whatever.
As long as he's happy, I don't give a shit.
That's true.
And now he treats her right and she treats him right?
Well, mostly she treats him right.
Oh, nice.
Because you know what?
He's going to treat her right.
Oh, good.
I don't think any of our boys have it in them to be doing it like that.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Now, the other way around, I don't know as much.
Well, I've seen a lot of these news stories where the girls these days are just sleeping
around just whoring it out.
They all are.
It's not just girls.
And they're struggling now that they want to settle down.
And they may have a kid or they've slept with 100 folks.
And the guys are just like, yeah, I'm not looking for that in a long-term relationship.
I don't want to date someone like that.
Oh, meaning they're like, they're.
So now they're all upset going, what am I going to do now?
Yeah, there are several.
Right, because guys.
Meaning they're damaged goods to guys.
Correct.
Because the men have standards.
Yeah.
Like the OnlyFans chicks.
You know, if you're on.
I mean, that's kind of a double standard, though.
The guys are screwing as just as much as the girls are.
I don't think so.
Not so much.
Really?
I don't think so.
I disagree.
Really?
Yep.
What do you base that on?
I'm saying, hey, guys got to procreate and women got to take it.
OK.
I'm thinking respectfully.
No, I'm thinking outside of Sean, every guy I know.
Outside of Sean.
Has probably not had, you know, the hundred women.
OK, well, I get that.
But I'm talking about the young generation.
You're talking about the young generation?
None of my boys.
I don't think your kids did it.
Preston's not doing it.
I don't know about Austin.
He may be slutting it out over there.
Oh, yeah, slutting out.
But all the kids that I know that are that age are not like that.
Interesting.
That's a small sample.
I don't know.
I mean, my boys make it sound like it's rampant in Fayetteville, at least.
I mean, I would assume it's that way at all colleges.
I think that I think it is, too.
I think that what Jeff is saying is true, but I also think there's a culture out there
that these and I brought up only fans.
I mean, there are so many memes of these guys that interview girls that are on only fans
and they then these girls are pretty cute and hot, beautiful, whatever.
But they're hoes.
That's basically what they say.
They're just kind of like, man, have you ever have you ever been naked or nude on your only
fans?
It was like that's a deal breaker.
Have you ever had sex?
You know, it's a deal breaker.
The interesting thing is, I think there is a double standard society wise, like guys
can I mean, you know, young men can sleep as many as they want and there's no stigma
about it.
But if a girl does that, there's a major stigma about it.
Well, that's right.
That's correct.
Well, it should be.
I don't know if I agree with that at all.
Yeah, I do.
I don't agree with that.
You really agree with that?
Yeah, I don't care.
Interesting.
I mean, so why?
We don't care because you're the guy.
That's right.
But why is that OK?
No, I'm talking about our sons, right?
Not us.
But I mean, I mean, we can sleep with as many as we want.
Right?
No.
Oh, yeah, maybe not.
No, Mary.
No, but I'm talking about the younger generation, like the young guys.
I know, Jeff.
God, I'm kidding.
No, if a guy, if a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut.
But if a guy sleeps with a hundred girls.
If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a slut maker.
I disagree with that.
I think they're both complicit and I think they both should have the same stigma.
Well, dudes like us.
And I think that if a girl meets a guy.
Can disagree.
I think if a girl is like, you know, not a hoe and she meets a guy that is slept with
a hundred guys and she's like, yeah, I'm not cool with that, I think that's good for her.
I think that happened as well.
Yeah, that should be.
Yeah, I'm sure that happened as well.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, I don't think a lot of guys wear it on their sleeves like that, though.
I think that some do.
Oh, absolutely.
Some do.
I've known guys in college who are so good.
The jock, arrogant jerks.
You know, think they can, you know, just screw anybody.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, you have kind of cavalier about it in.
But I'm over the top a little bit, but I still agree with it.
I just don't.
I don't think it's as bad as a guy sleeping with five girls or ten girls or as compared
to a girl sleeping with five girls, guys, ten guys.
I think there's a big difference.
I think that's unfair.
I think it's the same sex is sex.
Yeah.
I mean, and the moral decision is the same.
Yeah.
Or lack of moral decision.
Yeah.
It's the same.
You're either having sex or you're not.
Right.
And you're having, you know, too many partners or you're not.
I don't know.
Right.
I don't know.
But I don't think the human species was set up like that.
So you know, they talk about which came first, the chicken or the egg or the man or the woman.
And it's kind of like, all right, well, you know, who's who's better at appropriating
the earth, men or women?
We can't do one without the other.
That's true.
That wasn't the question.
So who would be better at you could stick a guy on their equal.
I could you could you have one guy and ten women and populate the earth is what he's
saying.
Yeah, right.
You have ten guys and go around and that's my point.
They can just, you know, inseminate everybody.
So that one guy and ten women, that one guy would not be a whore, but that one woman screwing
the ten guys would be a whore.
Well, I mean, she only needs to screw one.
So yeah.
So then just one to one.
That's that I don't think that's going to sit well with I don't think that's going to
sit well with our female listeners.
Yeah.
OK.
At all.
Hold on.
What?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Well, are we backpedaling?
No, I'm not backpedaling.
I'm trying for you to elaborate on what you just said.
I just don't think I don't think the women that listen to our podcast are for that.
You know, agree with that before that.
I don't know what he said.
I said that.
I said the female listeners are not going to agree with that.
What did you think?
It still doesn't matter.
I mean, it's a fact.
I mean, because one guy could go on an island of 20 women.
I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying in terms of the physical, the physical nature of that's
how human nature is, and that's that's in the that's in the the the psych of a male.
Yeah, I'm yes, I'm putting you out there a little bit, but I understand what you're saying.
Men are designed to procreate.
Yeah.
Women are designed to society to, you know, to have a baby.
Society is the only thing for this conversation.
It's like really women, all they're supposed to do is have babies.
We're just talking about the real basic level.
Right.
The real basic physical, you know, the purpose of your body and the ability of your body.
I don't even think we need to get that deep.
I think we were what we're talking about is a guy sleep with 100 different chicks and
a girl with 100 different dudes is the same to me.
That's all we're talking about.
It's the moral decision on how many partners you should have.
Right.
Well, at the same time, that's a poor hundred of them at the same time.
No, I mean, dating them at the same time.
Look, I disagree with that.
If I have if I'm a I might go through a series of bad relationships, then it's just a series
of bad relationships.
I think that's part of the problem.
I think nowadays the younger generation, they you know, back in our days, maybe it was like
you go on some dates, right?
Right.
You date and you date a bunch of different women.
Now it's online and you swipe right.
You're like, let's go hook up.
Yeah, let's have sex.
That's that's kind of what I'm getting at.
It's not even a date.
It's sex.
Sex.
You like each other after having sex and you're like, hey, let's you want to go get some dinner?
I mean, it's backwards.
And then you get ghosted and then you get ghosted.
Yeah.
Right.
So I mean, it's just not the way it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to you're supposed to date a lot.
Yeah, I think and not have sex and not even do anything really physical.
If you're really talking about like the biblical definition of dating, like you're handy, you're
supposed to.
Yeah, maybe you're supposed to date a lot because you want to get to know different
types of women and figure out what you want in a mate.
Right.
And then and then if it progresses to a very serious relationship, you know, even the Bible,
it says you don't have sex until you're married.
Right.
I mean, hell, that is totally out the window nowadays.
Hold on.
Absolutely.
That's what the Bible says.
Yeah, but you do not have sex until marriage.
Yeah.
And how many of our youth do you think do that?
Was that the New Testament?
Is that the New Testament?
That King James.
Did King James write that in there?
King King James himself.
It was Ezekiel.
Yeah.
Right after we made his bread.
All you needed was the neck twinge trying to say the little ship to ship Ezekiel.
I don't know.
I still I still disagree.
I look I don't think people we should be horn ourselves out there.
Yes, I don't.
But I still think that women should be less promiscuous as men.
At the beginnings.
You know, I think once you're married.
I get it.
It's a done deal.
You got to respect God, your wife and your family.
You know, you got it.
I agree with that thousand percent.
But to get to that finish line.
Yeah.
Whether it's right or wrong, there's no question that a woman, a young woman is judged way
more.
I agree with that.
For how many partners she's had versus how a man a young man is judged for how many partners.
I agree that the perception is not fair.
I don't think it's fair.
I think that's fair.
I don't think it's fair.
I don't think it's fair either.
Well, that's one.
But that is fact that they are definitely judged more for how many partners.
And if the girls care, the girls care.
Right.
So the guys, it's up to them.
But they're not allowed to complain when they're like, all right, I'm ready to settle down.
And that topic comes up for you've been dating someone for a little while.
They come.
How many men have you they call body count.
Right.
What's your body count?
I'm about 95.
Really?
I've never heard that.
Yeah.
I've slept with 95 guys.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
You are on the do not resuscitate.
Let me I need to rethink this now.
And that's what they're running into.
Well, part of it.
Part of it is the fragile ego of young men.
They're like, oh, really?
You've had that many partners.
I mean, how do I stack up?
Like, you know, well, yeah, that could be part of it to be part of it.
I can promise you.
Young men.
Absolutely.
They may never admit that.
But they're going to be like, oh, am I am I.
What if she had some guy with like this big old horse ride?
You know, and they'll be like, am I the biggest you've ever been with?
Yeah, you are.
Right.
I mean, I don't know.
It's just the whole thing.
The whole thing sucks when you when you are you've hoarded yourself out like that.
But I think that's a it's a negative of how dating happens today.
It's not even dating.
Like you said, it's hookups, hookups, which kind of sucks.
It kind of takes away the I don't know.
Well, well, I don't know what I'm going to think the phone and the social media has not.
It's stunted how they talk to people.
They don't know how.
Yeah.
Right.
So it's stunted that the whole social growth.
Correct.
Socializing.
Yeah.
Going to dinner and talk to each other, talking to each other at dinner is weird.
So let's just go have sex.
Or let me just do it over text.
Hold on.
You're right.
And the whole phone thing and technology, it's really clearing up a lot of things.
It totally is.
You know, it's just even just tension span and the dopamine fix and just an immediate
gratification, instant instant response to everything in life.
You know, when I when I would when I was driving to work and I had an hour commute each way
and I would forget my phone at home, it was the greatest feeling.
I mean, like I want to be in my car and no one's going to be able to get a hold of me.
Totally peace.
I was just like, no one's going to be able to text me.
No one's going to call me to say, hey, stop and do this or you can just like you're free.
I forgot my phone.
Yeah.
I don't have my phone.
It's sitting at home.
I would I would when I get to work, I would tell Julie, hey, I don't have my phone just
so you know.
Now a drone automatically takes it to you.
Drops it through the sun.
Pretty soon it'll be embedded in you.
It will be like a chip in your eye.
That was the greatest feeling.
Now I'm with it all the time because I don't I don't drive to work anymore.
But you know, it was it was liberating.
Yeah, no, I hear you.
Totally agree.
Yeah, it's it's the opposite now.
You know, you forget your phone is just oh, God.
I mean, I still love it.
Your keys.
I would do I would do.
No, I'd still forget my phone.
I'd be like, all right, that's great.
I tried to touch with the boys.
I was like, like, I forgot my phone.
I was like, all right, that's all right.
The world's not going to end.
Yeah, like think about it for a moment.
Yeah, it's kind of, you know, no one can get a hold of you.
Yeah, it's freedom.
Yeah.
But what is what is someone so text me?
Well, they'll just have to wait.
Yeah.
So you get to where you're going and you can email or call them and say, hey, I forgot
my phone.
But again, it's a totally different world that they've that they've grown up in, man.
Yeah, I get it.
I know we can't even compare our our world.
Well, even even our kids aren't as.
Bad as the new ones coming up new generation.
Yeah.
You know, the whatever they call them, not the I guess our boys are Gen Z.
Yeah, I'm getting really confused.
Who is X?
That's us.
We're X.
We're just.
Yes.
OK.
And then after X came what?
The last time.
Yeah.
OK, and then after X came what millennials, right?
Millennials.
OK.
Millennials were till about ninety seven ninety five, like mid eighties, low to mid eighties
to the mid to late 90s.
So it was baby boomer, baby boomers, then X, then millennials, the Gen Z.
And I don't know what's after and the new one is generation fucked up.
You're fucked.
Yeah.
Totally.
I don't know.
I don't blame Biden.
Yes, they all blame Biden.
They've all blamed somebody else.
Yeah, they do.
You know, all victims.
The older generation, the older generations, you know, bitch about the younger.
That's always been.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And that's a good point.
And then the the Gen Z's like to blame what they call the boomers.
Right.
Well, you've ruined everything.
Right.
OK, boomer.
Yeah, you've ruined everything.
It's like the ultimate insult to an old.
If you have gray hair, you're a boomer.
It's like, no, I'm not even close to a boomer.
But so bad.
Boomers are the I don't think they understand what that means.
The baby boom Gen X is probably the best after World War Two.
It was after World War Two.
Yeah, they came back from the war and they just screwed like they had a procreated.
Gen X's are are are probably some of the best on the planet because we had to endure the
lack of technology.
We had to learn the technology.
Yeah, we transition through it.
You're right.
We transition through it up to today where we aren't as efficient as some of these younger
kids are with some of the technology.
We're not as quick.
But yet we were there.
I mean, we have the new phones.
We're there.
So but they don't they don't get it because they've never experienced the Atari 2600.
Right.
They've never.
We're going outside the play by yourself.
Yeah.
Hey, I'll be back when the sun comes down.
Yeah, for dinner.
You know, it's did I tell you that Shelley bought that Atari system for my birthday from
Costco?
It's got every Atari game ever made.
And it's so bad.
As in good?
No.
Like, well, I don't know.
It's just does it have like the little joystick with the one single button?
Yes, it does.
Does it go to do?
Yes.
And it's it's I forgot how like gay we loved it.
I mean, we loved it when we were kids.
And it was excellent.
I'm playing it now.
And it's like combat on the on the on the screen here.
We've got we've got the breakdown.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
All right.
So we've got the greatest generation.
No, no, no.
That's the GI.
I generation.
I've never even heard of that.
Born before 1936, ages 76 plus.
I don't know what year this is.
Yeah, this is obviously this chart is old.
Right.
So these are the people that fought in the Great War in Great Great Depression.
They lived through the Great Depression, fought in World War Two.
All right.
Then you had the silent generation, which was 37 to 45.
They also were World War Two Great Depression.
So my dad was born in 42.
So he's a silent generation.
He did not fight in World War Two.
I thought we called it the greatest generation.
Why do they call it the silent generation?
I don't know.
I don't know who made this.
Yeah, I don't like that.
I like greatest generation because I agree with that that characterization.
You had the baby boomer.
But hold on, but the greatest generation was silent because, you know, why they weren't
a bunch of bitches.
That's a good point.
They came home despite having fought this like absolutely.
Well, look at the post-traumatic stress syndrome from the war.
Well, some did.
Look, look at the major traits.
Respect for authority, loyal and hard work.
Yeah, no shit, man.
Get it done.
They just came back and they just got jobs and they worked hard and they raised their
families.
And then they just fucking just we need a house.
Let's build one.
And then they have generation Z major traits.
It says they're a bunch of peas.
Hold on.
I was still that silent generation.
We went.
Yeah, you like leapfrog.
All right.
Baby boomers, right?
This is the children of the silent generation.
Civil rights, women's liberation, Cold War, explore, optimistic, work centric.
Did you talk about all those?
Was I like?
No, he didn't.
He just leapfrog to the end.
That is because Gen Z sucks balls.
Yeah.
And then of course, the greatest outside of the silent is generation X.
Yeah.
No, no, no doubt.
And we're a little biased, I guess, based on the the ages.
This is a little bit older, but they say Vietnam, Watergate and then advent of MTV kind of things
missing in there.
It's a huge jump.
That's a huge jump.
Come on.
Right.
I don't.
I mean, we went live doing Vietnam.
Man on the moon.
Crazy.
Yeah.
You know, but all right.
So moving on, millennials came in and you know, that's basically from seventy seven
to ninety three.
You know what?
That's the biggest gap, isn't it?
In age 19 to 35, 77 to 93.
That's got to be the longest.
That's a 16 years.
It's about the same.
No, the ones are 10.
That's 20, 22.
Oh, yeah.
Nineteen.
Ten and then whatever.
OK.
All right.
Well, millennials, not so bad.
Gen Z bad.
We we Mallow.
So I guess our producer would be a millennial and no, no, he's a Gen Z.
All our kids are Gen Z.
Oh, I was looking at the 19 to 35.
Yep.
All of ours are Gen Z. Ninety four.
According to this.
So mistrust of political always connected and multitaskers.
I don't know if they're multitaskers.
No, it's yeah.
It's short attention span.
That does not mean the same.
Yeah, that doesn't qualify.
Right.
It's not the same thing.
Anyways, it is interesting to look at it, though, at least to try to figure it out.
We know there's obviously anomalies in there, but I always wondered how many are there?
You know, like there you go.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
I mean, there's obviously good rep.
There's good Gen Z kids.
Of course.
There's terrible Gen X people.
So yes, all about.
So it's not a hundred percent.
Yeah, this is totally just subjective.
But it's fun.
It's fun to talk about.
And it's fun to talk about the differences in the generations and, you know, like what
we've been talking about with the technology and all that kind of shit.
But I tell you what, Gen Z doesn't give a shit about politics, do they?
Oh, no, unless they're going to protest something.
Yeah.
Well, I think a lot of this protest there are I think that's a lot of that's got to
do with George Soros.
You know, I think a lot of it's fake protest.
They don't know what they're really doing.
Yeah, they don't understand what's going on because there was somebody out there that
was interviewing the protesters and they never know, hey, do you want to support Hamas?
Oh, yeah, I do.
And they're like, OK, here, just sign this.
We'll get you all set up.
And by the way, do you agree to kill gay people?
Oh, do you get do you sign up to kill trans people?
I don't know about that.
Why?
Why am I doing that?
So they had they had.
Yeah, they basically came up with a whole list of stuff that Hamas did and they were all
the people that like they're like, all right, well, I don't want to sign that.
So people, a bunch of people backed out of it.
I thought it was an interesting little survey.
I don't know how many people because they don't understand.
They don't get it.
They don't understand.
They don't care.
They just want to protest something.
And they think it's the new hot button that will take off the conservative bunch.
You know, there's going to take it off more than just one.
They also think they're making a difference, right?
The whole climate change activism, the whole blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, they're not.
So these guys are killing people by, you know, whether purpose or this dude, this older gentleman
got hit with a bullhorn and called it a homicide.
You know, they're like, hey, man, look, he got struck and he died as a result.
And, you know, he was a 65 year old Israeli, a Jewish Jewish man.
And this was in California, right?
Was it California?
I don't know.
And he was waving an Israeli flag across the street from, I guess, his pro Palestinian,
which is crazy, pro Hamas pro Hamas rally.
Well, there's a difference between because, look, there is.
I don't know.
People are there are a lot of Palestinian.
They're talking between.
I get it.
They're they're good.
They don't want to look.
Look, look, Jewish people were there since when?
Just as early as they were.
Twelve hundred B.C. That's right.
You know, to claim that it was one person's land and not another person's land is total
bullshit.
They it was shared land for.
Well, there were there were a lot of occupiers in there.
So, you know, after it changed hands.
Twelve hundred B.C., you had you had you had Roman Empire.
You had the Ottoman Empire.
And then you had then the Muslims started to come around and they took over for all
and all the way up to where there were a bunch of there's a bunch of chaos.
And that's when the UN stepped in in the 50s and divided up the land.
It was forty seven.
Yeah, it was right after World War Two when a ton of Israelis, you know, left Europe because,
you know, they would be killed if they didn't.
And so they had nowhere to go.
But they went to Israel and back to the homeland, which was was always their homeland, which
is why they went there.
Right.
And I know it's the whole it's the holy place for a number of religions.
Right.
So this is argumentative because there are the flip side of that corn.
If we focus attention over to Texas, United States, North America, where you've got these
Mexicans that are wanting to go to their homeland, which is up here in North America.
I'm sorry.
United States.
You know, they're they were their homeland.
Yeah.
Some of these Indians.
Look, the the traditional Mexican that we get up here, 50 percent of them really aren't
Mexicans.
They're a hybrid from the Spanish folks that came over and Mexicans.
A lot of the Mexicans that were truly Mexicans are kind of Indian style.
Yeah, there's there's quite a difference even though you could see and they're actually
a there's there's because I talked to my guys and I was like, there's there's I don't know
if you call it racism, but bigotry toward that.
Oh, sure.
Class of Mexican.
Sure.
The the native Mexican.
Like, oh, they don't like it.
They don't like it.
Like it's usually the poorer folks.
It's almost like native Mexican Indians, just like Native American Indians.
Right.
I mean, and that's a real and that's a real thing.
They were there were tribes all over North America, right?
Central and North America.
That's kind of what I'm getting at is that, you know, there's a lot.
I mean, you can you can claim whatever.
Imagine if that were true.
Imagine if someone from South America says, hey, man, look, my roots are right there in
Colorado.
I'm going back there.
And that's what I'm doing.
And they start trying to create their own little neighborhood.
Yeah, well, usually because they have family ties there.
Right.
Well, yeah.
So what if they do and they do that?
So my point is that they don't they don't they don't they don't go into the fabric of
society.
They just kind of create their own quill, so to speak.
And that's the problem is I think it's the out of simulating.
Yeah, there is work.
You know, they're not assimilating.
It is.
It kind of stinks.
You know, and I get it.
I mean, did we assimilate when we came over here?
When I say we, I mean, Europeans.
No, we know not at all.
Yeah, because you had all be a little bit.
Yeah.
Little you had little Italy.
You had little like whoever came over from Europe, little Chinatown.
Yeah.
Whoever came over from Germantown.
Yeah.
Whoever came up from Europe.
Guys, it is normal for people to want to be around people like them.
Same culture, same language.
Yes.
Same language, same culture.
Same and that's not a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing.
That's why they have gay bars.
Right.
Okay.
All the gay people that are you migrated from Europe.
No, birds of a feather flock together.
Right, right.
Anyway, I mean, but people, they talk about this diversity, you know, and they talk about
this and that and this and they think it's a bad thing when, you know, white people want
to, you know, want to hang around for the most part around white people.
Black people want to hang around black people.
Mexican people want to hang around Mexican people.
I mean, that's a normal thing.
That is completely expected behavior.
I mean, it doesn't mean you can't have friends, you know, outside of those groups.
You can, of course.
People you work with, people you, you know, in your neighborhood, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah.
But in general, it is a completely normal reaction to hang out with people that are
like you.
You know what I mean?
That doesn't make you, it doesn't, there's nothing wrong with that.
So anyway, and that's the way it was when people came over.
Like you said, little Italy, German town.
People were proud of their heritage.
They were from Czechoslovakia.
So they, they, you know, this is a part of New York City where all the Czechoslovakia
came.
All the big cities had that.
Yeah, exactly.
They had their little, little towns.
And Korea, Korea and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Same thing.
You still see that here.
Even here in Dallas, you'll see the, even here by us, right.
So you remember when we, no, you and I went down there in Plano that day we were, I had
to go pick up those little, oh, they got like Malcolm X street and no, no, no.
You had to, you had to go to the liquor store.
It was Asian, Asian.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember that?
Yeah.
It was crazy.
And you know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not offended.
No, I don't care.
Absolutely.
Even, even, even around us, we have a large Indian Asian contingent.
Yes.
And they're, they're all not all the very many are moving here and instilling almost
a little India, right?
Cause you have all the grocery stores, all the Indian grocery stores, Indian restaurants
all over the place.
Tourists, cause there's a whole strip center up there.
So where do you draw the line?
Where do you draw the line on being accepted and acceptable and unacceptable?
I mean, cause look, if you're going to bring your culture here, uh, you know, what if they
like, they want to bring up Sharia law?
I mean, we allow them to do all kinds of stuff that say they, I'm talking about different
Sharia law.
Uh, Muslims do.
They're not Indians or Muslims.
Well, my point are they're normally the point is, is that where do you draw the line?
Oh, I agree.
On, on they tried to put that in Irving.
They sure did.
Look at the UK, man.
They're, they're dealing with that in a big way.
Yeah.
But I understand what you're saying.
So I don't know, man.
It's, it's fucked up because who the hell are we to say that they can't celebrate single,
they fuck a mile or whatever they want.
You know, I don't care.
I mean, it, but I mean, where do you draw the line?
So Sharia law, that's where we draw the line.
I think when you start changing the fabric of the country, if you want to come over and
put up restaurants, uh, in this, this, and this, so you have your culture close to you.
That's one thing.
But if he's like, all right, well now we need to change the laws and the rules.
I want the caste system in our area over here now.
Or you're an, or a, an apartment complex, uh, tells you, you can't fly the American
flag.
Correct.
I mean, that's not happening.
What the hell that is happening.
Like people are told to take their American flags down because it's offensive.
Oh, well offensive in, in like what I mean, where are we?
We're in America.
Right.
We're in America.
So here, here's the only argument I would make.
I, you know, I think we, I think we all have different opinions and it fluctuates on the
day quite honestly on, on how we feel about an total influx of, of different cultures
and all that kind of stuff.
Okay.
But here's, here's one argument I would make.
Let's imagine, let's imagine that, uh, for some reason, uh, let's just say Columbia,
Columbia became a hotbed for Americans to go down there.
And so we just like all these young Americans flocked down to Columbia and they just like,
we're buying up all the stuff that's happening in Mexico city.
It is happening.
You know what?
That's a better example.
And you know what the locals are saying?
I mean, it's changing.
Oh, it's changing everything.
It's changing.
It's changing the stores that they're catering to is changing.
The restaurants is changing because they're there because here's what's happening.
The young, young American workers can go down there and they can work from anywhere in the
world because they're working from home and they're going down there and it's cheaper.
And they get, they love, you know, they love the climate and they love the culture and
they love the food.
But they want their Starbucks and they want their American things.
Yes.
And the locals are like, leave, they want you to leave.
Yep.
There's a, there's a whole district down there that's almost been takeover with by Americans.
By Americans and they hate it.
Yeah.
So we're no different.
My point is we're not racist, awful pigs by being sometimes bothered by a change in the
influx, causing a change in culture and changing a change in tradition and changing, you know,
the fabric of America because if that happens in their country, they would react the exact
same way.
Well, I think the difference is like, it goes back to, you can put in stores and restaurants
and say, Hey, I want my McDonald's or I want my whatever American stuff.
I want my Starbucks and stuff like I want, I want, I want to be in Mexico and still have
access to that stuff.
But I also want all my American.
My cake and eat it too.
Right.
But where I think I draw the line is, well, okay, well, I don't agree with these laws
over here that are different than what I grew up with.
We need to start changing those laws.
That's what I mean by the fabric.
Right?
So that's where the Sharia law comes in.
No, you're starting to change the laws and how America works.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
Come over, bring some culture.
Right.
They're trying.
They try.
I mean, you've got like, uh, Elon Omar, uh, you know, they're just these, these, these
the four count to 10.
Fuck man.
I mean, I guess the squad, the squad, I mean, they're trying to change things.
They're trying to change the laws from that.
I mean, and they're trying to make us be bigoted, horrible, racist people when we don't like
it.
I mean, all these people coming up into the United States through the immigration system
and now they want to turn around and indoctrinate them into the United States as a citizen.
I mean, I'm not against them doing that.
I am against them not following the procedures.
There are people that are waiting over in Europe that chose to be like, uh, that chose
to be like, uh, you know, I'm going to go ahead and do it the right way.
And they're waiting.
They're waiting for their ticket.
And they have been like patiently.
All they had to do was like fucking fly down to Juarez, Mexico and then walk across and
they'd be here already.
Right.
And they've been like four years like bourbon in a barrel.
Bourbon in a barrel.
God bless.
Bourbon in a barrel.
So that was just an awful, awful, awful.
So anyway, I want to talk about our bourbon before the show, right?
This is an interesting one.
It is really interesting.
I drank mine.
I drank mine too.
Paul Schott has.
I did not.
So this is from LuxRoe Distillers and LuxRoe makes, you know, some of the bourbons we like,
they make rebel yell and Davis County and Ezra Brooks and stuff like that.
Start over.
It's what now?
LuxRoe Distillers.
It's a name brand.
Right.
So LuxRoe makes other, other whiskies, but this one is specifically titled LuxRoe Distillers.
What's interesting about this is it's a double single barrel.
I think it's a marketing term personally because it's a gimmick because it's a four grain and
what they've done is they've taken a weeded single barrel and a rye bourbon single barrel
and they've blended them.
I think that's cool though.
So they've called it a double single barrel, which is it's a blend, right?
Yeah, but it's still it's still just two single barrels.
Correct.
I get what they're saying, which is kind of cool.
Yeah.
So it's a little different.
You can sit around and go, okay, what exactly does that mean?
So that's what that means.
All right.
What do we got?
So what's the proof on this?
114 115 I believe.
Okay.
Yeah.
No slouch.
And the nose on this is very interesting.
It's not real strong, but it's I don't know if it's sweet smelling or what's going on
about it.
It's a pulse.
What you smell in your empty glass?
No, I don't want to.
No, thank you.
I'm smelling my empty glass, which by the way, smells fantastic after having Luxro in it.
Almost smells like gum.
So Luxro I can't place it.
It's very different.
It's very different from from a lot of the they also produce like rebel bourbon.
You mentioned that, right?
Yes.
Ezra Brooks, David Nicholson, Davis County and blood oath.
Yeah, the blood oath.
I was the other one.
I didn't think we have one of the blood oath.
We weren't real keen on that one.
So this one, though, is interesting.
It's got some sweetness to it.
It's got some taste of spices to it, like some cinnamon or something going on in there.
There's a little black pepper, cinnamon.
And what was the other one?
Some spicy, some spicy stuff going on.
Yeah.
But it was good.
Yeah.
What the hell?
You like throw up in your mouth.
That's what it sounded like.
Fucking glass at the.
Yeah.
So this is a good one.
I thought it was good.
I mean, not crazy great.
I would probably give it a six eight six point eight six point eight.
I think you're right around six and a half to seven on this.
You know what?
We need to have our we have the T.W. gang weighing in on some of this stuff.
The what?
The total one group.
We got to get like a little less to say or the total one folks say, tell them, ask them
what they're doing.
What do they know about it?
Well, unfortunately, they did not have this one.
So we got this one elsewhere.
Oh, oh, God.
We cheated on them.
Yes, we did.
God.
Do they know that?
Yeah, they know.
Yes, they do.
We tell them we sleep around on them.
You know, what's crazy is the customer service difference between Total Wine and Liquor King.
It's it's we go to both every time, just about every time.
Well, we get we get zero attention at Liquor King.
Well, I look at did we get any attention when we first started going to Total Wine?
Of course not.
No, of course not.
We've been going there for three and a half, four years now.
So now we get attention.
Liquor King, although we've been going there for a we've been going there for a long time.
And they know us.
They definitely know me and they definitely know you guys do.
And they just they have no interest in that's true in developing like a their customer service
is not that great.
Well, maybe once the new store opens up here, we'll have to work on them and just kind of
keep subtly reminding them about customer service.
Yeah.
The last time we were there, we asked them, you know, hey, we see some opened bottles
sitting on the little kiosk stand and we're like, so are you guys doing are you guys doing
samples?
We'd love to have some samples of the oh, oh, I roll.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Every time we ran out of shots and I was like, I can fix this.
And he bought big shots.
I'm fucking shocked.
Do you sell shot glasses?
I missed that.
You were there.
I know.
But I didn't I didn't hear that.
This is the Friday night, isn't it?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Things are starting to make.
No, but I didn't I didn't I didn't know that you were the one that brought the samples
over to him.
I missed the part where he said, oh, we're not we can't do samples.
We don't have any glasses.
Oh, you know, you bought shot glass.
I bought shot.
I remember now.
OK.
I thought you brought over like little plastic things or something.
But no, you did bought you did buy shot glass.
I will tell you the the the the shorter.
I like the Berber selection, the customer service improvement.
They'll even the lady behind there.
I mean, when I first met her, she she is lightening up now.
She is lightening up.
She was like a shit head.
She reminded me like Mars from Center.
All right, guys, come on in here.
Michael Klauski.
You know, that is really close.
That's exactly what I would say.
I think it's not Homer is Homer's Marge.
Yeah, Marge.
Well, you but you did Monsters Inc.
That's monsters.
It was.
Yes.
Yeah.
They got to fill out the paperwork.
Yeah.
That's a paperwork.
She doesn't think in the beginning she never smiled, never laughed.
No, no, she does.
Now she lights up.
Now she's kind of like you guys are idiots, but at least you're my idiot.
At least she acknowledges that she that we're the same guys that come every week.
I told her one time yet to lighten up.
I told her she had a poor attitude.
No, you did not.
I swear to God, I did.
Oh, God.
Hey, you know what?
I'm amazed we're allowed to go in there now.
You know, I just I just it was one of those post total one things where we had 100 samples
and we went over there and I was well, we did the shot out in the car, probably double
fisted 200 proofs, double fisted in the car.
And we head over to total the Licker King and she's got an attitude and it's just kind
of like what's interesting.
I told her it's not an attitude.
It's a total.
I don't want to be here.
A total.
It's that I don't want to be here, but she's there every day.
Perfect.
It's like, oh, my God, I'd rather be outside in the park.
I'm not smoking my cigarette.
I got to sell this stuff to these idiots.
Oh, the humanity.
By the way, can I smoke that cigarette?
Poor lady.
I know I have to.
You know what?
I have a tracheal hole here.
You know what?
The reality is she may have just a vicious case of resting bitch face, right?
Tracheal hole?
Wow.
Second slithery.
She doesn't even like inhale through her mouth.
It's like through her fucking neck.
Oh, God, you're awful.
How are you guys doing?
Welcome to Paul.
Oh, my God.
God, Paul.
That was harsh.
Both you guys.
What?
Yeah, that's a yellow car.
We got a yellow car.
The first one of the night, ladies and gentlemen.
So this Lux Roe, so Sean, you never graded this.
What's your point total on this?
I give it a 7.8.
It's almost an 8.
Whoa.
Too high.
Oh, I liked it, man.
It's too high.
I recommend.
If you find it, Lux Roe Distilleries, the double, the four grain double single barrel.
Look, there's a lot to be said about four grain.
If four grain is so well rounded, it takes a little bit of everything.
You know, it's it's it makes it so much more smooth, more palatable.
I think the combination of all the four grains is it's magical when you it's magical when
you when it hits your mouth and your palate, you're swimming in there.
You have flavors bouncing all over the place.
There's a barbie.
We don't need to settle him down.
The spice, the cinnamon, the what was the other one?
The Mr. Producer, you have any wet wipes?
You might need to you might need a paper towel.
Clean the underside of the table.
Yeah.
Jesus.
All right.
I'm very excited over there.
The Lux Roe.
Yeah, that was good.
I highly recommend it.
It was good.
So Lux Pro Operator, MGP branded sports polio portfolio.
So Lux Roe is it's an M.G.P.
Correct.
Yeah, I don't think they distill anything.
Although it says Lux Roe distillers.
That's totally misleading.
Barkstown, Kentucky.
All right.
OK, well, there you have it.
I think it's good.
I think we're all giving it a thumbs up.
So that's that's good.
The Lux Lux MGP ingredients announced 12 million barrel warehouse.
Can you imagine having 12 million barrels?
I mean, that's that's when we were talking about 1845 earlier.
How much space does that take?
I mean, they have what 400 they said to build.
But that's M.G.P.
That's not bourbon.
That's the base.
Luxco says sells the base of M.G.P.
The multi green products.
You know, 12 million barrels of the base that people buy from you so they can make their
bourbon 12 million.
It's hard to wrap your head around how big of I mean, think about 12 million servers
on a server farm.
How many oak trees makes those barrels because they'll have to be new.
I read something about that.
Interesting where they are refurbishing.
No, they're struggling to get new.
That's right.
They're worried about they're worried about the future of oaks and they're pouring tons
of money into tree farms, into into developing the hybrids.
They're trying to find a hybrid that like grows faster.
Well, I think 1845 distillery has changed their oak barrels from the American oak.
I think they're currently French.
It's European or German.
Yeah, because they're struggling to find the barrels.
Lichtensteinian.
I think it's it may be that also.
I may be just the the amount of money it costs.
And it was he was telling Bob from 1845 was explaining.
In fact, he did this and when we went out there for the tour of one of how many we went
through the eight tours, he was referring to because I was asking specifically, you
know, the different species of wood is going to directly impact the flavor of the bourbon.
Yes.
And he was like, well, I mean, do you find that the European oak is is more porous or
less porous than the American oak?
And he basically alluded that it's got a tighter grain, which means that it requires a little
bit longer to soak than normal.
Well, but probably in Texas, that works well because we have the extreme temperature differences.
Mostly true.
But he still said it's a tighter grain and it's it's harder to get those flavors out
of and there's also something called tannins, right?
Tannins and I write about that wine.
That's for wine.
No, the tannins in the wood.
Well, are there tannins in bourbon?
Tannins are a term familiar to wine drinkers are also extracted from the wood during aging.
These compounds are extracted most quickly in the first year and are responsible for
some of the astringency, well, and mouthfeel of bourbon and wood barrel aged wines.
Told you.
Wow.
Is Paul right?
I think we may have to give him.
I can't believe it.
Austin, write it down.
Let me get my little book.
How long?
Yeah, we well, this is the first time I've been right.
Let me log this real quick.
I get my first checkmark.
Paul is right.
Write that down, ladies and gentlemen.
Episode one million six hundred seventy eight thousand nine hundred and thirty two.
God bless.
Paul is finally right.
Yes.
OK, well, hey, I've been waiting for this moment.
I have a lot of people to thank.
So we have we've got some interesting stuff coming up.
It is November.
It's the second week of November.
Yes.
I don't know what else we need to be doing to get ready, but we definitely need to have
a dudes like us day in your in Jeff's garage to get some products ready for that.
I'm open.
Christmas event.
I'm open all weekend.
My wife is out of town this weekend.
Yes.
I'm in.
I take it from that sound.
You're out of Fayetteville all weekend.
All weekend.
I'm going to Father's Weekend.
Gallivanting again.
I told you I have to I'm have to take a half day or if not a full day.
Do they have Father's Weekend over where our kids are?
Of course they do.
I've never been invited.
I don't know.
Because you're not plugged in.
Have you been invited to your?
No, I would not want to go.
Oh, why?
It's too busy.
Yeah, I get it.
Stupid.
I'll go out the next weekend.
I totally get that.
But did you?
All the hotels are double price.
Yeah, you're paying more.
All the drinks are up.
But you're going.
I'm going.
This is Dawson's last fall.
He's going to be graduating in the spring.
So we're going to a basketball game Friday night and we're going to have a basketball
game.
We're going to have a basketball game.
And we're going to they rented out a bar for all the dads and the kids on Saturday.
So it should be fun.
And remember, this is my last fun.
This is my last college kid because my youngest is going to go to technical school, which
is not the same thing.
Well, we don't know that.
We don't know.
Things could change.
You can see what happened.
Mr. Producer, it is the first half.
I want to say thank you, Mr. Austin, for working on stuff.
November 7th, we've got a second half with lots of great topics popping up.
We've got some some politics we're going to roll through.
We've got a second bourbon and we have some exciting news regarding upcoming vacations.
November, December, Christmas.
We got camping trips planned.
I am like foaming through the ears.
I can't wait to hear what I'm going to say.
Dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
He's a wrecked.
But I'm Jeff.
He is a wrecked.
And I'm Paul.
That's right.
All right.