Oh my gosh, Becky.
It is almost Halloween.
Halloween.
Next Tuesday.
Yeah, but we're celebrating it this weekend.
Yeah, we're gonna have a little celebration at my house.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be there because I'm not elf hunting.
The theme is going to be superheroes.
Yeah, I think my wife and I are bailing on the costumes.
Are you really?
We just don't, we don't know what to do.
Go nude.
We don't have enough time.
Say I'm an invisible man, I'm nude.
No one can see me.
I'm coming as myself with Mariah Carey.
She's gonna be on my shoulder.
And then a hero comes along
and his name is fucking Sean.
Fucking Sean?
Oh yeah, that's the thing.
He used to be like pelvic thrusting.
Did Dad?
On your shoulder?
Pelvic thrusting.
I don't think that's song went number one in Mariah Carey's.
Isn't that a Boyz II Men collab?
Or is that the-
When a hero comes along?
Is that the death one where they're singing about?
Do do dad, do do do dad.
It's not an album, not a barbershop quartet.
No, no, no.
All right.
Both have been.
Jeez.
We need to settle down.
I think we're a little sauced.
Well our last-
So what was that?
We had some deep topics, deep thoughts on our last podcast.
That's it, we're not sauced.
We are bursting at the seams for something
that's a little less heavy.
Which is good, I like that discussion.
It was great.
I am excited for them.
I hope our listeners weren't like, what the hell?
That it, Bobby?
Because we don't-
Why are we talking?
We don't pull a hard left like that very often,
but I'm super happy that we supported them.
All experienced stuff, that happens.
Bad people die.
And it could be your child, it could be your wife,
it could be your husband, it could be your mom and dad.
I mean, shit happens.
We have listeners out there that I guarantee
have lost very, very special people in their lives.
Of course.
And so yeah, it affects all of us.
And I have said before, guys, we are in the zone.
Yeah, we really are.
We're in the zone.
I remember that time I dropped a bottle of bourbon once.
Where bad things are happening to people that we know.
And Tom was a perfect example and awful.
Cheers to Tom Hermes.
Cheers.
Rest in peace, guys.
Absolutely, toast to Tom.
Tom Hermes was a stand-up guy.
A great individual, absolutely.
He walked in the eyes of God.
We went swimming.
We would do laps.
We used to swim laps.
My God, you were around then, weren't you?
Yes.
He was a person that could relate to anybody.
Like he was just a real dude.
He was like a Ferris Bueller.
Everybody likes him.
The geeks, the deeks.
The dorks.
The deeks.
Oh, you didn't watch the dorks dweebs.
I did Ferris Bueller.
I did watch it, but I blocked it from my memory.
Why?
It's a great movie.
Well, you know, there was.
Especially that picture that never made it into the movie
of the two of them in the car that were.
Oh.
We've talked about that.
Mr. Producer has produced some bruskies.
Oh, we didn't need that many, but you can put them in.
Ooh, what are these?
These are Shiner lights.
Shiner.
Shiner one.
I put those in the cooler.
What's over there?
Let me take a drink.
And if we go for a third.
Maybe.
All right, so we have a Shiner light.
All right, look, we've got the Halloween propaganda
happening this weekend.
And so Jeff, walk us through what you got going on here.
You wanna take a sip first?
Yeah, let me have a sip of beer first.
Couple parties, obviously yours,
but there's another party we'll be going to as well
prior to that.
Oh, yeah, so he's gonna get a little.
We're such in demand.
You're such in demand?
Such in demand.
Oh, very nice.
I gotta get me some of that Jeff.
Everybody wants Jeff.
We're invited, so we accept it and we'll be there.
Then we'll leave there and we'll go over
to the Sean's house.
Fair enough.
You gonna be wearing your hero's outfit?
No.
What, the invisible man?
The invisible man, yes.
But naked that no one can see you.
Well, the invisible man is naked,
otherwise you'd see his clothes, right?
Because his clothes wouldn't turn invisible.
That's crazy.
The whole concept is stupid and flawed.
It's so flawed.
So there's, why?
The invisible man concept, I mean, come on.
Is he walking around with his junk all hanging out?
Of course.
Well, he isn't.
Of course he is.
He isn't, in this one show we started watching,
he was butt naked.
Yes, he is.
It's stupid and it's unrealistic.
What was that, was that on Netflix or something?
What was that show, did you watch it?
Was that The Boys?
Was that with Kevin Bacon?
Kevin Bacon was in The Hollow Man.
Where he was.
The Hollow Man.
The Hollow Man, yes.
Yes.
So speaking of The Hollow Man,
so you had these black folks
that were living in the neighborhood
and they were driving around and they were like,
some people were decorating for Halloween
and they were sincerely upset
because this home had hung these human bodies
upside down on the tree.
Supposed to look like vampires.
By their feet.
Like their bats.
Like bats.
Right.
And.
Oh, no, no.
They were mad and offended
because they were black.
I mean, they weren't Negro.
That wasn't lynching.
No, they weren't Negro.
They weren't like, when you look at them,
you're like, oh, that's a black person from Africa.
No, they were just black because it's Halloween.
It's nonracial.
No, no, no, I think they were probably,
I have no idea, but I think they had an issue
with the lynching.
Like hanging for free.
They weren't lynched, though, were they?
They were hanging upside down like bats.
Yeah, they were so fucking retarded.
By their talons.
That, you know, some big buffed out dude.
And look, I get it, but at the same time.
Yeah, I disagree.
You gotta reach your inner self
and sometimes just shut the fuck up.
No, you need to read the situation.
Like.
It's Halloween, what the fuck?
It's Halloween and nobody's making a racial statement.
Yes.
It's not like.
Read the situation and have some maturity
and go, you know what, I'm, I'm.
But of course they filmed themselves doing those, didn't they?
Well, they got on the news.
The news was there and they were interviewing
and they were like, oh, they got an.
And he was like.
In your neighborhood?
No, no, this wasn't even in Texas.
Oh.
This was.
I thought it was on your street.
This was on mainstream news.
I thought it was at your house.
This was on like a Fox and this dude got all upset,
all up in arms.
And it's just like, man, shut the front door.
Yeah, we got bigger things to deal with.
I mean, we got people, you know what,
there are more important things in life
like AOC's stupid comments all the time.
Oh, right.
But we have more real things to deal with.
Like that's a fake thing.
That is fake.
That's a fake thing.
We gotta stop, we gotta stop giving credibility
and attention and exposure to people
who are thriving on fake things.
Did you hear about, speaking of fake.
I can't deal with that.
Did you hear about George Floyd's doctor,
the guy that was, wrote the report.
What is he? The coroner.
The coroner wrote the report and he lied.
Yeah, because he said this is the kind of case
that ends careers.
What happened?
I don't know.
So the cop with the jail based on the coroner's report.
40 years.
Chauvin or whatever.
40 years.
Yeah, and so, but the-
Are they going to overturn that?
There is a, what is it?
The person that works in there called out,
what do they call it?
The person- Court reporter?
No, the guy that, hmm.
When someone calls out somebody, they are a bustler.
Snitch. They're a, what do they call it?
They inform it.
Yeah, that's another word.
Whistle blower.
Yeah, whistle blower is the magic word I was looking for.
Thank you.
Yeah, drink.
Drink.
So this, yes, this was a breaking news story
earlier this week.
And of course, nobody picked it up.
Of course not. Nobody picked it up.
But this came out of a civil trial.
I'm trying to recall exactly the details,
but it came out of a civil trial
and not with the policeman, not with George Floyd,
nothing like that, but it had something to do
with the civil trial where people who were in the know
of that case and the details of that case
and the coroner and all that kind of stuff,
information came out.
They kind of said enough is enough,
we need to set the record straight.
Man, I wish I had the details.
So the coroner came out and says,
yeah, I fudged this to make it look like
the officer killed him.
He said his results were 100% drug-related asphyxiation.
He said there was absolutely no throat or...
What it says is that while the page says
he had methamphetamine in his system,
did not have any life-threatening injuries.
Yeah, he said there was no trauma on the throat.
No cardiopulmonary arrest.
And that person was like, well, why didn't you?
So the coroner didn't even, they set that out.
I don't know what his motive was,
and I guess you'd said it was because he wanted,
it was a career-ending suggestion
that he was putting in his report.
But someone that worked for the coroner's office
called him out, said, no, no, I was there.
They ran the test, I was there.
I saw it, he lied.
He lied on the report.
And that's what they're saying.
That's what they're calling out.
And that's what the civil case is about?
I don't know what the civil case is.
So this coroner basically threw 2020 summer
into a fucking zoo.
Oh my God, for sure.
100% on his shoulders.
Yeah, he was being arrested, that didn't kill him.
The drugs he took killed him instead.
That's right.
There would have been some rioting
just because of the treatment.
No, we're saying that at the time.
I mean, this is not late-breaking news.
But there was no proof at the time.
But everybody was saying he was overdosing.
I tell you what, I bet those lawyers
or that Derek Chauvin is gonna fuckin' appeal this now
and say, with new evidence.
They 100% should.
My defendant did not kill George.
100% should, they should, because that is injustice.
Correct.
Now, if I was Derek Chauvin, I'd be changing my name
to go hide in somewhere,
because the loons will be out to get him.
Oh yeah, did you see Coca-Cola drop BLM
from their website very quietly?
Took them long enough.
I know.
Interesting, people are not, and BLM,
Chicago BLM came out with a pro-Hamas,
pro-Palestinian.
Oh, I saw that tweet.
What, what is happening?
They took a Palestinian flag
and put it on top of a parasailing parachute.
And insinuating that,
forget what they said,
there was some context below it or some, what?
I mean, well, I don't.
Well, one of the things that happened over there
on that day was there was a music festival
way out in the desert.
And Hamas paraglided and parachuted into this
and shot everyone.
Not everyone, but a lot of folks.
Raped and murdered.
I stand with Palestine, essentially.
They had a.
Is what they, yeah, what is that in Chicago?
Yeah, I stand with Palestine,
they had a little parachute guy parachuting down
and he's got a little flag of Palestine.
Unbelievable.
I'm sure it was on purpose
because of how Hamas attacked that music,
because they parachuted in.
Yeah, no.
With fucking guns, landed right there
and then started terrorizing them.
They killed 260 people at that concert.
Correct.
Ridiculous.
Guys, the horrific stories that are coming out
of what they did, I mean, it's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
A mother that was pregnant, I don't even wanna say it.
I know it.
These people.
They're animals.
They're beneath animals.
Yep, agreed.
They're beneath animals, but look.
And they did it to start World War III.
I'm convinced of it.
But look, I'm gonna sound like a piece of shit here, man,
but those people that actually did all the murdering
were brainwashed.
Yeah.
It is.
They're brainwashed.
They're taught from the day they were born.
It's fanatics.
And they're cultivated.
Their minds are bent.
I mean, look at.
It's religious fanaticism.
Look at Charles Manson, is that his name?
Manson, yeah.
I mean, he never actually killed anybody.
No, he had his family do it.
Yeah, he had a bunch of chicas,
his entourage of women that was around him.
They did all the murdering.
So, I mean, this is, look, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna desensitize the animosity
towards these murderers because at the end of the day,
they were ruthless and ugly
and killed stillborn babies.
I mean, it was just.
Well, pulled them out of the mom,
killed it in front of the mom, and then killed the mom.
Yeah.
And decapitated 40 infants.
I don't wanna, look.
Correct.
Let me say one more thing.
It's hard enough, man.
Let me say one more thing that I found out today
that I was not aware of.
So, when they went through the fence
with bulldozers and stuff, right?
And like you said, there was an airborne attack.
There was, they breached the fence
and they stormed in on trucks.
And there was like 1,500 armed and trained, you know,
psycho, psychoterrorists going around killing
all these villages that were sleeping.
It was like eight in the morning.
Right.
Well, after them came just as many civilians.
Gaza, Gazan, you know, whatever.
Palestinians. Palestinian, sorry.
Palestinian civilians that were wrapped up in this.
And they followed the soldiers in
and for every hostage that those people got,
they got money for it.
So, they went in and whatever they didn't shoot up and kill,
they raped and maimed and kidnapped civilians.
So, the IDF, right?
The Israeli Defense Force.
Right.
Was saying that when they were engaging those guys,
they had no, they had knives.
They had knives and clubs.
And they were clearly not wearing fatigues.
Not wearing, and so they were civilians.
So, the argument that this person was making was,
it's not just Hamas.
I mean, it's not just trained,
fatigue wearing, militant Hamas.
It is the civilians.
The civilians are right there with them,
is what this person's argument was.
Now, 100%? No.
100% no way.
I mean, there's two million people.
They just living day to day trying to make ends meet.
They got a family trying to send them to school.
Well, yeah, there's fanatics that live there
that support Hamas. But I can tell you,
there's a lot.
I think a lot of that populace has been brainwashed.
You gotta think about 30% of the Muslim population, period,
across the planet.
So, look, let's put this in perspective.
I think you're right.
How many Muslims are on the planet Earth?
There are more, listen,
there are more Muslims on the planet Earth
than we have the population of the United States.
Christians, for sure.
Well, forget Christians.
I'm just saying, tally the population of the United States.
There are more Muslims on the planet Earth
than we have in the United States.
Oh, for sure.
30% of those Muslims don't like us.
Like, are...
Yes.
Like, they are ready to do something
because we're infidels.
They're radicalized.
So, think about that.
The population of the United States,
30% of them are against us.
And they're streaming across the southern border.
Oh, free range.
Just coming on in.
Man, I'm telling you, go buy guns, go buy food,
be prepared because...
I think that stuff's gonna happen.
Shit's gonna hit the fan.
I think experts are saying that.
What's going on right now?
We had some sort of shooting in...
Yeah, mass shooting up in Maine.
Well, we don't know the details.
It's probably not a Muslim.
It's probably not a...
No, some white guy.
Some, yeah, some psycho, psycho...
Killed, well, at least last time we looked,
22 people were already dead.
Mental illness in three different locations.
Three different locations, yeah.
He hit a bar.
Lewiston, Maine.
Yeah, he hit a bar.
He hit a Walmart and then a,
I think like a bowling alley type area.
What the fuck, man?
Mass casually...
He's still on the run.
Yeah, there he is.
At least 10 dead.
What is wrong?
And the number expected to rise.
Active shooting in Lewiston, Maine.
He's got his AK.
Hopefully they shot him dead.
So that there's...
Your AR, I'm sorry.
Some bullshit, some bullshit trial.
It's like he's got some kind of scope on there.
Yeah, the thing is is that, you know,
they're gonna give this AR another opportunity
for them to...
Oh, you know what?
Take away all the guns.
We're gonna get rid of those assault rifles.
I'll tell you what,
if we didn't have the guns,
just what would've happened? You can get rid
of assault rifles as soon as you could define
what an assault rifle is.
Man, I know.
Tell you what.
That's not an assault rifle.
I get it.
What's his point?
Yeah, AR does that stand for assault rifle?
No, it's a company that made it in the very beginning.
It's armolite.
But the point is they think,
take away all the guns, this doesn't happen.
But I brought up the thing...
And you know what's interesting?
Sorry, hold that thought.
One thought.
In Israel, they have strict gun laws.
And after that Hamas attack happened,
they are relaxing the gun laws
because none of those fucking people
could defend themselves.
They couldn't defend themselves.
Right.
Unbelievable.
Right.
That's why I think...
Unbelievable.
Eventually, if some of that comes over here,
like some came over the border,
it'll be a...
They're gonna have to do something different
because you can't go house to house here.
You can because they're not gonna last very long.
That's not their goal.
So you're right.
I 100% agree with you.
They're not gonna go after...
Oh, they're gonna go after soft targets.
They're going after utilities.
If they go after our utilities, they got us.
They're not gonna go after utilities.
They're gonna go after malls.
They're gonna go after sporting events.
They're gonna go after soft targets.
What do they want?
They want the demise of the United States.
Yeah, well.
What's gonna make that happen?
Well, you get rid of our utilities.
You poison our water.
You break down the electric grid.
I mean, right there, bam, done.
Done.
We fix it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, not fast enough.
No, you knock out that...
We've talked about this, like in 30 days,
there's a study, in 30 days, millions of people will die
if we lose our power.
People in hospitals.
In 30 days.
People in...
That's shocking.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Millions of people.
That's why you need to have two months worth of food
in your dry storage.
I have 400 cans of Spam in my closet.
That'll last forever, so you're good.
You're gonna be dead from Spam.
Yeah, no.
I'm gonna eat them all in one sitting.
On can 123, that's when heart, like heart, my heart fails.
My liver fails, my kidneys go down.
There's so much salt.
Well, I'm gonna get the low salt first.
See, you'll be cured.
Your family can eat you.
There's so much less salt.
There's so much salt in you.
Did you hear what he said?
I'll be cured so my family can eat me.
There's so much salt in my body
that I keep giving to my family.
That's great, thank you, Jeff.
Pult is like Spam.
Damn, that tastes great.
Tastes like chicken.
Okay.
I actually did read when I was out at my dad's
because that's where Donner Pass is out there.
I was reading, what was the Wikipedia page?
Jeffrey?
Jeffrey Donner?
No, Donner.
I thought the same thing.
I did.
I mean, we started talking about eating people.
We were talking about cannibalism.
Well, have you heard about the Donner Party?
Pardon?
The Donner Party?
Party of what?
No, it's when they were going,
there was a big caravan of people moving west
in the 1800s or 1700s or whatever it was.
And they hit.
The pioneers.
The Sierra Nevadas at just the wrong time
and winter hit.
And they had just really shitty cabins stuck up in there.
And they froze to death.
Yes, and they started eating people.
Well, that's like the live, remember?
The Donner Party, sometimes called the Donner Reed Party
were a group of American pioneers
who migrated to California in a wagon train
from the Midwest delayed by a multitude of mishaps.
They spent the winter of 1846 to 47, snowbound
in the Sierra Nevada mountain range.
Yeah, there's a Donner Pass, so you can actually go there.
It's right there by Tahoe or very close to it.
And they serve human at the grill?
Yes, ham, human ham.
Human ham.
Yes.
Where is ham?
It's the ass of the pig.
It's the ham hocks.
The human ass.
Yeah, it's the human ass.
No, it's the, the.
What?
Butt of the pig.
What did I say?
The hindquarters.
Oh, I get a yellow card.
But anyway, it was very interesting.
I was reading it and they had.
How did they decide who they ate?
Well, as soon as someone died.
Yeah.
As soon as somebody died, they ate them.
Oh, dude.
They put them in the snow and froze them.
Yeah, they were like a stew.
That was like the movie Alive, right?
The Andy's Mountains, the soccer team.
Although I did hear that there was.
For real.
I'm just, I'm kinda like, I'm thinking, look,
how would you eat them?
All right, so look, let's.
First off, their body's frozen.
You just carve off little pieces and eat.
I get it, like a little jerky.
But look, they, like for example, the Mexicans.
They have a delicacy called manudo.
Oh, God.
That's stomach tripe.
It's tripe.
It is tripe.
Asshole.
No, stomach. Stomach.
Intestinal.
It's stomach lining.
Bovine stomach lining.
Yeah, it's not asshole.
Well, it's intestinal too.
They pull out the whole thing.
You just wanna keep saying that word, don't you?
It's not asshole.
It's not asshole, asshole.
My point is that they find a way to make it work
is my point.
So they. Correct.
Went eating it?
Well, I mean, look, are you gonna cut up
an intestinal tract, including stomach,
and just slice and dice it and put it in your mouth?
What do you think sausages encased in?
That's my, well, plastic.
No. Condoms?
No. Intestines.
Your sausages are. You want it to be condoms?
It's latex. You would rather it be condoms
than intestinal lining.
Yes.
What? Okay, hold on.
Okay, what are you saying intestinal lining?
Like your sausages that you buy?
Like your blood sausage that you buy.
It's like, how do they. That's encased in intestines.
How do they process it so that you can like
put it into a tube like that?
Like how does that work?
It's a tube. Intestines are a tube.
And they're able to extract it from the intestines
in like an intact tube.
Correct, yeah, they're very long.
That's amazing.
I mean, don't you think that's amazing?
Yeah, you can buy them at Academy or Shields.
And they're beef, intestine, intestine sleeves.
They're pork intestines or sheep intestines
depending on how big your sausage you want to be.
And they're the sleeves of the intestines.
It's the intestines.
Oh, just the intestines.
Good God.
Intestines are long tubes, right?
Well, I know that, but I thought it was like
the lining around the intestines.
No, it's the intestines.
Stop doing that, Chester.
So if you get like an elk intestine.
You can make sausage out of it.
That's why they don't do video.
Yes. Jesus.
So imagine like an elk intestine sausage.
How huge is that?
Yeah, sausage casing.
It's known as sausage skin.
Animal intestines.
Or simply casing.
It's the material that encloses the filling.
Okay, natural.
Similar to foreskin.
Are made from animal intestines.
There's a lot of stem cells in testicles.
Collagen or cellular.
I use collagen.
I haven't used intestines yet.
I'm gonna pass on that program.
But that's what most sausages are made from.
All sausages.
No, all sausages.
Pretty much.
No, they actually have a fake membrane.
I don't know what it's made out of.
It's made out of collagen.
That's what I use on mine.
Is it like some sort of cellulose buildup?
I think it's some kind of meat juice
that they make into a tube.
Pink slime.
I don't know exactly what it is.
It's made from collagen.
So imagine. Or plastic.
It's not plastic, because you can eat it.
It's a peptide.
We eat plastic right now.
Well, it's collagen, which is from fat, right?
Melted fat.
It's like some sort of peptide.
I think you're making that up.
Every time I hear collagen, it's a peptide.
No, peptide's like a acid or something.
Collagen, peptide. Short string of amino acids.
Like I said.
Well, we gotta put in the word collagen and peptide.
Well, collagen is a...
There, collagen, peptide.
Boom.
Damn, I'm good.
Well, that's not what you use for sausages.
It's what you needed.
It's what you wanted.
So it's always good to have some foods set up
in case something bad happens.
The power does go up.
Shit does happen.
You need a little generator.
It's amazing to hear all the stories
that are coming out about COVID,
and post-COVID and pre-COVID,
and all the bullshit surrounding it.
We were like, oh, that's not true, that's not true.
It keeps coming.
It's all true.
It keeps coming.
So now...
What's the latest?
Well, I mean, the latest you have people coming out
saying that, you know, let me think.
There are reports out there
that people are getting the blood clots,
and now...
Myocarditis.
Yep.
In fact, they've got one that came out last past week
where they had 30 individuals that got 30 vaccines
on the same day.
No, no, no.
30 individuals that got each a vaccine.
Oh, right.
At the same day, at the same location,
and they all died.
That was a bad batch then, I guess.
Bad batch, yeah.
Does it matter?
My point is, is that...
Come on.
Well, yeah, because if 30 people,
they don't all have the same...
Because some people have died just from a vaccine
just because it's, you know, your body can't adapt.
But if 30 people hit it,
then there's something wrong with the making of that batch.
Clearly.
It can't happen with any vaccine.
Yeah, it can.
A bad batch.
Meaning it was...
Yeah, but this seems to be...
It was contaminated.
A reoccurring theme with the whole program.
And the fact that there...
I mean, I was putting a joke,
I don't know if I said this earlier,
where my friend passed away,
our friend passed away a couple days ago,
and I explained that he had cancer, he had this and that,
and the death certificate says, died of COVID.
Of course, that's not true, but it's...
Wow, that's what was happening during COVID.
It's ridiculous because it is true.
That's exactly what they were doing during COVID.
So what I'm saying is that all this stuff is coming out,
and it's just, it's misinformation.
You know, even like right now with YouTube,
our podcast is gonna go on YouTube.
And it may or may not make it.
I wish it were getting flagged.
I haven't honestly looked to see if we're getting flagged
or not, but...
Well, usually when we've gotten flagged, it's about COVID.
It is, but that information we were talking about...
They have zero tolerance, zero tolerance
for putting up any...
Facts. Contrary opinion about it.
Well, I don't understand why they're still like that.
As all this news is coming out,
why are they still so hell bent on trying to...
Squash some message?
Well, who owns Google?
How, if the truth came out,
that a dangerous experimental vaccine
was administered to hundreds of...
Well, it's starting to come out.
I know, but I mean, they can't allow that.
Well, it's still getting out.
At what point do they go, all right, fuck it.
Yeah, because bad things happen to Pfizer.
We look really stupid trying to...
Bad things happen to Moderna.
You're right.
So check this.
So Israel, so Netanyahu actually made,
I don't know if he was joking or just kinda...
He had a partnership with Pfizer
and they have a very, very organized
and extensive digitally tracked vaccine program in Israel.
And so they said, basically,
Netanyahu was like, Israel's the perfect lab.
Hear what I'm saying, guys.
Israel's the perfect lab for Pfizer.
Pfizer.
Lab for Pfizer, because we can give you digital feedback
on how your vaccine is going, okay?
They had a big push of their media.
Israel was the perfect test case.
Yes, perfect test case.
There was an eight-year-old boy that was part of their,
hey, get vaccinated, part of their media push.
He died of myocarditis.
He had a heart attack.
Yeah, at eight.
Eight years old, died of a heart attack.
Yep.
So, I mean, really, I mean, really,
when are we going to face the music?
I don't think it ever will.
I think this is gonna go down as one of those
fucked up times.
I think it's the largest conspiracy in the nation.
It is huge.
And you know who you got to blame, in my opinion?
I think some, well, obviously,
well, Fauci was a component,
but you've got Barack Obama.
Everybody was complicit.
You've got Barack Obama, you've got Bill Gates.
Bill Gates said his return was 20 to one with vaccines.
20 to one.
And he bragged about it.
He's like, hey, man, you guys wanna make money?
You guys wanna make money?
No, you guys wanna make money
at 20 to one return on vaccines.
Multiple, he is not the proponent
that I would wanna push out there to get vaccines paired.
He is the most sickly looking motherfucker on the planet.
And mRNA, they're saying, is the holy grail
of vaccine delivery.
They can make vaccines for anything now with mRNA.
That's not a vaccine.
Even this COVID thing is not a vaccine
because it doesn't fucking work.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It doesn't work, so it doesn't do anything.
I don't know.
Except make you feel good.
We need people out there.
Mentally.
We need warriors out there to stand up.
We need warriors out there to take it.
We need, you know.
Well, there's some out there.
Yeah, there are.
And one of them that I subscribe to,
which ironically is Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,
his organization.
It's the Child Health Defense, Child Health Defense.
They are hardcore anti-vaccine, not just COVID.
And so, you know.
Well, I'm not anti-vax.
I'm anti-COVID-vax.
I know you are.
I know.
And he is, he has always been anti-vaccine,
R.F.K. Jr.
And of course, by the way, he's running for president.
I don't know if I agree with that
because in his thing, he goes, I am not anti-vax.
In his thing, he was in front of Congress.
He said that.
He goes, I'm not anti-vaccine.
Well, his organization that he built,
it absolutely is, 100%.
I get an email from them every other day.
Well, JFK, he, R.F.K.
R.F.K. has jumped the shark for me
after he won with the reparations.
So I went back and kind of did my own,
I read up on that.
And what he was saying was not reparations to individuals.
He's talking about reparations into building up
black businesses, black infrastructure,
whatever opportunities.
Yeah, but we already do that.
I know, but whatever the opportunities
that the black community didn't have
from a private investment, private business,
build them up and provide.
I'm so sick of-
They have that opportunity now.
I'm so sick of that bullshit.
I don't disagree, but that's different.
We've got all these motherfuckers coming
from the other countries.
I'm happy immigrants can come here.
I'm fucking disgusted with the breaks that they get
that we don't.
You know, what the fuck, just because you're new,
I've been struggling forever.
No, I get it.
Why are they getting a break?
Fuck, I mean-
You're talking about illegal immigrants
getting government money to buy a home.
Legal immigrants even.
So look, I don't want to paint a picture
that says I'm against that stuff.
I want immigrants to come here.
I want people to be happy in the world.
I want people, if it's conducive for you to be here,
by all means come here, sign in at the front door.
Legally. Legally, of course.
But my point is, is that I am sick and fucking tired
of our tax dollars that we are paying
taking care of everybody but me.
And now we're sending money,
I found out that we're sending money to Ukraine
and part of that package, we're paying salaries
over there for people to take care of their infrastructure.
And I'm just like, what in the fuck is going on?
We can't pay for a goddamn wall on the South border.
Oh, we are now.
Biden decided to whatever, he built the wall.
But that's not my point.
My point is- He saw the right on the wall
that this is something that he shouldn't fight anymore.
No.
It's getting bad.
Whatever.
I'm just sick of it.
I'm sick of us, you and I,
working as hard as we're working every single day.
On the planet, Americans are defined
as individuals that work harder than anybody else
on the planet.
Yeah.
Longer hours, less vacations.
We are basically the-
The driving force of the free world.
Well, what is it called?
We're the batteries that keep the planet running.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Did you, I sent you a video of the new girl
who just graduated college.
I did, I watched it.
And- Oh, and she got a nine-
She just got her first nine-to-five job.
Was hilarious.
And she's fucking freaking out.
She's going, how do you live this way?
How do you work nine-to-five?
She's crying, crying that, you know,
I don't have time to do anything in my life
other than, I mean, I have to commute all the way to work.
But this is my first job, like my first nine-to-five job
after college, and I'm in person,
and I'm commuting in the city,
and it takes me fucking forever to get there.
There's no way I'm gonna be able to afford
living in the city right now, so that's off the table.
Like fucking duh, if I was able to walk to work
and it would be fine, but I'm not.
So it literally takes me-
She bitters you can't walk to work.
I get up and train at 7.30 and I don't get home
till like 6.15 earliest.
And then like, I don't have time to do anything.
I don't, I wanna shower, eat my dinner, and go to sleep.
I don't have time or energy to cook my dinner either.
Like I don't have energy to work out.
Like that's out the window, like-
You know what?
It's great.
Welcome to adulthood.
Welcome to the shitty world of working until you die.
But that's the point is that, look-
That's hilarious.
Even my kids don't get this.
Hopefully they're starting to get it.
It's just like, look, you gotta imagine.
What if all the adults were to die?
What the fuck are they gonna do?
Lord of the Flies.
That was a movie, wasn't it?
Yes, Lord of the Flies.
No, the books.
Well, no, not Lord of the Flies,
but there is a movie where all the adults die
and all the kids survive.
Lord of the Flies was, there was an island somewhere
and they got stranded.
Yeah, well-
But there were kids, right?
There were kids, yeah.
But it was a microcosm of how it works.
What would happen, yes.
Yeah, and it was actually, it was a significant movie.
I was moved by it.
I really-
Lord of the Flies?
Lord of the Flies, yeah.
I never watched the movie.
As a matter of fact, I never read the book either.
It's one of those books that you had to read
in high school.
Well, no, you had the option of reading that one
or like the-
Star the Letter.
Or the Tom-
Romeo and Juliet.
What's on the raft?
Great Expectations.
The raft, you go down the river with the Tom guy.
Tom Flulery?
No.
Tom Jones?
No, the raft.
Come on.
Ishtar?
What the hell?
Mississippi River.
Tom-
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer, you knew the whole time, you motherfucker.
And Huckleberry Finn.
God, Huckleberry Finn, thank you.
That's where they were like able to drop the N-word.
Well, I think they wanted to cancel his book too,
didn't they?
Didn't they want to do something like that?
Mark Twain.
Yeah, Mark Twain, oh my God.
I mean, he's like the father of American literature.
No, no.
What was his real name?
Mark Finn.
What?
Close.
Robert Finn.
No, what was his name?
You talking about Mark Twain or-
Mark Twain, what was his real name?
Robert Twain.
Bob Twain.
No, I'll notice as soon as you say it.
Damn it.
Clancy.
Tom Clancy, that's it.
No.
What do you mean?
Why would I know this?
Why would you know this?
Mark Twain.
No, it's not Shania Twain.
That's his daughter, isn't it?
Could be, could be.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
Samuel Jackson.
Yeah, Samuel Clemens.
Why would we know that?
I knew that, I just forgot.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Mark Twain was not his real name.
Mark Twain is a cool pen name.
Yeah, but what brought us into the book thing?
I was driving this somewhere before I was too thrilled.
He's a humorist.
What?
What's a humorist?
I don't know.
He's an author.
The greatest humorist the United States has produced.
What the fuck is a humorist?
It's a-
It's a joker.
He's a comedian.
He's not a comedian.
Huckleberry Finn was not a comedy.
You know, have you read the book?
No.
So I read the book,
you know, one of very few books I read,
but I did read that one.
They have a lot of interesting things in that book
that don't really,
you don't get unless you live during that time.
Like The Grapes of Wrath?
The Grapes of Wrath I read as well, you know,
for another book I'd-
That's another sad movie.
Yeah.
Depressing, isn't it?
Totally depressing.
During the Dust Bowl.
Yeah, during the Great Depression.
Yes.
So prior to us jumping down this rabbit hole,
I was talking about something
that I was going somewhere with that.
It's Gone Forever.
God.
Gone forever.
Is that a song?
That was a song.
Is that Journey?
That was Time.
Time.
The Bird?
Yeah, 1985.
Did they do The Bird?
Are we jumping into 80s music?
Cause that's a fun topic for me.
Well, you're just gonna list like Journey
and R.O. Speedwagon.
That's it?
Eagles.
Well, there's gotta be more.
I do The Hooters too.
What's wrong with The Hooters?
Nothing, they have what, one, two hits?
And we danced.
Like a wave on the ocean, boom, man.
And then they had like the Zombies one.
Zombie one, yeah, something like that.
All you zombies.
That was a good song.
I saw them in concert.
I met them.
I had sex with all of them.
God, here we go.
You couldn't wait for it.
You see his face beaming with excitement.
He did.
I just wanna say one more thing about The Hooters
so I can say, oh, I met them.
I met them.
I made love to all of them.
I jostled their tongue.
I jostled their tongue?
Jostled?
I say made love to them.
I thought that was better.
How'd you meet The Hooters?
When I was in college, we had a concert series
during called Spring Fest.
And every spring they would invite in a band, right?
The Hooters.
And The Hooters was them when they were at their peak, right?
Their song just came out.
And they were invited and they played
and I was on the stage crew up and set up and everything.
Very nice.
Were they cool?
No, they were kinda asshole-ish.
Really?
Yes.
And they were never huge.
No.
Yeah, the lead singer.
How disappointing.
I had to go up and fix his mic or something like that.
He was kind of attitudinal.
Attitudinal.
Why am I hearing?
I heard that too.
Was it like some thunder?
It could be thunder.
There's a big old stripe of weather coming through.
Yeah, that was thunder.
That was crazy.
Yeah, I believe it's thunder.
I thought somebody was blowing on my microphone.
No, yeah.
Oh yeah, it's thunderstorm.
And we dance.
68 degrees right now.
Fucking October.
I'm loving it in Dallas, Frisco, Texas.
It is kick-ass time right now.
I'm so excited about it.
We get the Halloween party.
I'm so excited about it.
We get the Halloween party coming up.
We got Halloween coming.
Dude, I will tell you,
driving around,
we went down to College Station last weekend
and I always get off the freeway as fast as I can.
So I take Mejia.
I get out.
Mexia.
Yep, I take Mexia.
And I take all these country roads.
Halloween decorations freaking everywhere.
So there are stories out there.
It's amazing.
We have Kelsey and Taylor Swift decorations.
Well, we went from College Station to,
oh, the decorations.
The decorations.
Sorry.
Yeah, there was some Kelsey and Swift decor.
Are they nude?
You know what?
I don't know.
I think Sue and Ann from the first half of the podcast
had mentioned something like that.
I don't understand the Taylor Swift hatred.
I have never understood it.
She's a self-made,
despite the odds, a self-made artist.
I think sometimes, at least to me,
she comes across as a little fake
when the camera's on her.
I think she overacts a little bit.
But other than that,
I give her 100% credit for what she's done.
I mean, didn't she write her own music
in the very beginning?
I mean, she was a-
I think she still does.
She was writing it.
So she had a record label.
She was absorbed by a record label
and she wanted,
she was like most artists out there
are fucking sick of paying all these record labels to-
They get fleeced.
They get so fleeced.
What she ended up doing was,
she was like, well, fuck it, man.
She wanted to re-release some of her shit.
And they were like, yeah, okay, great.
70% is ours.
You can have your 30.
And she was like, okay, no,
I'm gonna re-record my shit.
It's gonna be a new album
and you're getting zero.
And re-record it like,
but it's the same song.
So how did-
Same song, just different label.
Cause she wrote it.
She does everything.
She just re-recorded it.
I love it.
Did she have to change anything to the song?
Nope.
She just re-recorded it.
Good for her.
Just re-recorded it.
So they owe the rights to the records,
not the songs.
I guess.
Yeah, I mean, that wasn't the way for the Beatles.
I mean, Michael Jackson bought the rights
to the Beatles songs.
But think about that.
It doesn't matter who sang it.
Think about that.
Who recorded it.
Just that little bit of change with the contract.
She was able to make money for herself
and now she's like fucking bigger than Madonna.
And I love that.
I love that.
I think she's, you know what?
I don't know her, of course.
She seems like a,
like a, like the American girl that made it big.
So I watched a little bit of the-
To me, she's not beautiful
and she's not overly talented.
She's not, when I say overly,
she's not like an amazing singer like-
She's not.
Like Celine Dion.
Yeah, like Celine Dion or like even Lady Gaga.
Like-
Like Floor?
Floor.
Yes.
Floor Jensen.
Floor.
From Nightwish.
From Nightwish, yeah.
Exactly.
No, I mean, seriously, she's not an unbelievable singer.
She's a great entertainer
and her attitude is always,
so I don't know, just smiling.
The relationship she has with like her dancers and stuff.
So I mean, I guess Lady Gaga probably shares
a lot of the same stuff, but she was just like,
look, I gotta get along with everybody that's Rami.
All right, if there's negative energy,
then they're not gonna be around.
So period.
So, you know, either get with it or get the fuck out.
Oh, so she's hard to work with?
No, I've not heard of anything like that.
All I'm saying is that the people that are around her
need to be able to be-
Energetic and positive.
Yeah, they need to be positive.
So, you know, it has nothing to do with being-
It's hard work what they're doing.
There's no reason-
She's going on a world tour where they're like,
rehearsing and, I mean, it's not easy.
It's not easy to do what they do.
It really isn't. Well, how do you know?
You know, Jeff, let me reflect on some of my past.
The podcast.
Back when I was a pop star.
We normally do like synchronized dance moves
during the podcast.
We do.
We're wearing headsets.
We do.
We're doing backstreet boys moves.
Do it with me, guys. Come on.
You look like you're having a seizure.
Sorry.
Jeez.
Yeah, I'm sure what that was about.
You're gonna pull a muscle like Sean did earlier.
We have not choreographed in three weeks, okay?
And our game is slipping.
So, anyway, let's move on.
Break a hip if I tell you.
Yeah, I know.
Oh my God, you've already drank all yours?
Oh, shut up.
What?
Well, you refilled, bitch.
You know what I was gonna say?
It's like your third refill.
I put a little bit of extra in there.
A little.
Yeah.
Wait, glug.
Unbelievable.
It's not glug.
Well, do we wanna talk about our bourbon?
We are revisiting one of our favorite distilleries, Penelope.
We have four or five of them out there.
We enjoy every single one of them.
Five fast food.
Yes, this is the Penelope Toasted.
It says, I can't read that, Sean.
Can you read that?
Our toasted series is a testament to the power
of serendipity.
When we began to explore toasted finishes,
we weren't expecting each barrel to be so different.
So we decided to embrace the variety of chars
and toasts that make every bottle in our toasted series
only one or truly one of a kind.
After full maturation and charred new American oak barrels,
Penelope bourbon is finished in a new freshly toasted barrel.
While it can be hard to predict the flavor profile
of each bottle in our toasted series,
the deep notes of vanilla.
Embued.
By the toasting process, add another dimension
to our signature flavor profile.
Whether you're into heavy toast or medium,
our toasted series truly offers something for everyone.
That's the serendipity of Penelope.
So are these, these aren't single barrels, are they?
I don't think so.
I'll tell you one thing.
First of all, the Penelope.
Fantastic, the whole family.
Yeah, I'm enjoying.
This is my favorite of all five bottles.
I like the four grain.
Four grain's good, so is the rose.
It's good, I'm not gonna turn down any of them.
The rose is good too.
I'm just saying, this is my favorite.
Penelope is very solid.
You can go to the stores, go buy your Penelope.
Oh, this is very available.
Also known as pean lope.
So I got an email today.
Pean lope. Pean lope.
Right before the podcast.
Pean lope.
From, guess who?
Penelope.
You got a what?
I got an email from a distillery.
A distillery, Pean lope.
And Laurie Cross.
Oh.
1845.
1845 distillery.
What's going on in Bourbon Town this week?
And the trilogy will be completed
dropping Friday, October 27th at 4 p.m.
Preemption, reverence, four grain, small batch,
cast-drained bourbon.
It's the final small batch.
114 proof, 48 months in the fracking bearer
with a mash bill of corn, wheat, rye, and barley.
All right, so remember what they did.
They released the single barrels of all three lines.
So they did the standard bourbon,
and they did the weeded bourbon, and now the four grain.
And the four grain.
But they did the single barrel of all three lines,
then now they're doing the small batch of all three lines.
Correct.
Excellent.
And they're all excellent.
How would we know?
We have a million bottles and we haven't tried any of them.
Well, Bashan and I were drinking them this.
Oh yeah, and then there's that.
Yeah.
How come it's always Sean and one of us
sending us the picture?
Because I don't go anywhere.
Time out.
There has been. Have you seen that?
There has been one where you and I,
and we were giddy about it.
You were, you fucking assholes.
We were like, this was so long.
I think you were doing your metal detector in Maine,
or in some lobster town, and you and I were like,
oh yeah.
Yep.
We took it to town.
Yeah, you did.
Fuckers.
It was good stuff.
But there was no drama.
I'd tell you, now I am just gonna be start buying
two bottles at a time so that I can keep them.
You can buy up to four.
I don't need two.
I mean, seriously, what are we gonna do?
I have all those bottles and I refuse to open them.
I have four of them now.
Four different bottles?
Four different bottles.
Oh, you've got the 100 proof bourbon.
I have two single barrels, a small batch,
and a regular 100 proof.
And I feel like I can't open any of them.
That's stupid.
Well, that's why I'm buying two from now on.
It's time to open this shit.
Yeah.
I-
I'm not burying it in the backyard like you guys do.
Well, you know.
Just put it in the safe.
I'm gonna go to, on Friday, I'm gonna go pick up another,
pick up two of those bottles,
and I'll open it up for the Halloween party.
That is, that is what?
$170.
$140.
Yeah.
No, it's $68 for the small batch.
So 70 plus 70 is 140 plus tax.
Yeah, but look, that's close to-
You gotta-
I think of it like this.
$180.
We can go out to the revel and drop $5,000.
No, we've been known to do that.
Yeah, no shit.
But, you know, I'm just like, look,
I think it's worth it in the long run.
I think it's worth it because to have it in the collection
is great.
One.
Two, I love pulling a drink off of one.
Once in a blue moon.
I mean, I've got my collection where I don't touch,
but I'm starting to open up all the rest of the bottles.
I am too.
The only thing I'm not opening up is the 1845 distillery
because they're not in the main market yet.
They are not being distributed,
so I am concerned that if, hopefully,
they have to be successful.
They're going to be successful.
The argument I would make is
because it's not commercially available,
it's more accessible for us.
That's right.
So I don't know if we can get it outside of this area.
That's right, which means we should be drinking it.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, that's why I'm saying I need to buy two.
So drink one, save one.
I wonder if we could. Because I've enjoyed
every single one.
You know what?
I wonder if we could, as we go on these travels,
make you go to wherever, and we hit a distillery,
maybe bring a bottle and maybe try to do a swap,
and say, you can't find this anywhere.
Do you want to do a swap with me for one of your bottles?
I like one of these.
It's like the good old fashioned barter system.
Sure, why not?
I would love to get a hold of that, is it Yellowstone?
The 10 year.
Yellow Rose?
Yellow Rose.
Yeah, the Yellow Rose 10th anniversary bourbon
was incredible.
And I can't find it anywhere.
I reached out to the distillery and they were like,
go find it, good luck, bye bye.
Fuck you.
They're not making that anymore.
10 years.
Right.
Let's have an 11 year one.
Well, I'm telling you, every year they have another 10 year.
No, it's the 10 year anniversary of the distillery.
Oh.
Yeah.
It wasn't a 10 year old, it was a 10 year anniversary.
I got you, I got you.
I so wanted the 10th anniversary.
I just, I'm so disappointed.
I was super excited because I got it as a gift.
And at the same time I was like, did we drink it all?
Did you drink it all?
My god.
Yes.
Unbelievable.
It got consumed.
I don't recall who actually consumed the whole thing.
Yeah, I wasn't there.
You were.
We like had a very small sample.
Unbelievable.
Very small sample.
You're so full of shit.
Thimble.
I don't even think I got any.
So what'd you guys do?
Jeff, you didn't do jack shit to your front yard
for Halloween, right?
Typically don't.
We never, even when the kids were small,
we never really decorated for Halloween.
We gave up on Halloween a long time ago.
As a matter of fact, we turn off our lights
so that the kids don't come by.
Oh, good god.
Yeah, yeah, we've gone total, what is that, Scrooge?
Well, that's what we call that.
What do you call that?
Bah, humbug.
I mean, we-
A humbug Halloween.
We'll set up some pumpkins and maybe a skeleton inside,
but decoration-wise, we never really did a whole lot
for Halloween.
Nah, we don't do anything.
And no, inside-
There remained one.
You know what?
Miss Diggerdinch.
Oh, I hate that song.
Hey, really?
Oh, alright.
Ew.
We might do fall, we do fall, oh god.
We do fall decorations inside the house.
The fall guy, is that what you said?
No, the fall decorations.
Lee Majors.
You know, pumpkins and shit like that.
Heather Thomas.
But we don't, oh, she was cute.
Yeah.
She was really cute.
Dude, you got me squirreling right now.
Did you get an erection?
No, squirreling is like,
it's like, yeah, we don't do fall decorations.
Oh, she was cute.
Well, you know what?
I like the decorations.
I was doing them at my front of the house,
but the kids, you know, I kind of lean on them
to get shit done.
And I'm like, fuck it, man.
These fucking no job having cocksuckers
need to get out of the goddamn bedroom
and fucking go upstairs and get the shit done.
Did they?
I think so.
I don't recall, do we do, producer, do we do?
Okay, we're going with a yes over there.
We're doing it, we got a yes.
Did you just give me the finger?
No, he said, you're number one.
Oh, okay.
So we do have like, no, I do, I know.
They went outside and they put the tombstones up.
Cause I took like a, I had a two by 16
or two by 12 or something like that.
And I cut it down and I made like these 18
to 20 inch tombstones.
And I painted them black and do we use them
every single year?
Oh, I thought you did it like this week.
You're saying this is, you did a long time ago,
you have it in your collection.
Yeah, but we will revise them.
Meaning that, look, I paint the whole thing black.
Okay, so we can write anything we want on there
with white letters.
So one time I put on there like,
With crayons.
Like Hillary Clinton, no, white paint.
Yeah.
Clinton.
Clinton, Clinton.
Did you see that interview with Hillary Clinton
and some dude that was like fucking harassing her?
And she went off on him apparently.
He went off on her.
Oh, yeah.
Is he dead?
That was funny because that was part
of the reading, you know?
They were joking.
He's now dead.
He's gonna be end up dead.
But he was like, he's calling her out.
He was just like, look, man, you say X, Y, Z,
but you talk a lot of big shit
but produce little turds.
Why is she, why is she still around again?
She's not even relevant.
I mean, completely irrelevant.
Because the press keep her relevant.
And so she's still making like $200,000
for every time she talks somewhere.
I'm sure.
Unbelievable.
I'm a professor at Columbia.
Oh, good lord.
I can't, I can't do it.
Tenured.
My point is, is that she needs to be satisfied.
All right.
Well, Bill's a sex addict.
You don't think they'd like to get out of that?
Well, it runs in the family.
Bill's been satisfying a lot of people,
but just not her.
I think he's one foot in the grave.
He doesn't look real good these days.
He does not.
He looks like Jimmy Carter.
Well, he does have one foot in the grave, Jimmy Carter.
Well, is Jimmy Carter dead?
Yeah, I think he's in hospice.
Hillary Clinton needs like a rash of Lewinsky missiles
to impenetrate her, you know?
Ah, more editing.
Yeah.
Well.
Lewinsky missiles, is that what you said?
Monica Lewinsky.
By the way, she's an attractive middle-aged woman.
Monica?
Yeah.
I was surprised.
She's always been attractive.
Every time I see a story about Monica Lewinsky,
I'm like, damn, that girl, she got,
she got freaking torn up,
like, and manipulated and abused.
And so I follow that story,
and then, you know, and now she gives speeches,
and like, she kinda goes around.
She's a good-looking woman.
I was like, damn, she's still got it going on.
And she had 40-something years of-
She was a, she is a pretty person.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, I don't really give a frack
because of her, what she represents, you know?
She's still a hardcore Democrat.
She represents the leader of the free world,
manipulating a 20-year-old intern.
To a bee-ge.
To, oh yeah.
To a bee-ge.
No, well, you know, she, like, he blew all over her dress.
I mean-
Yeah, and they actually found it on the dress.
Did they really?
Yes.
Oh yeah, there was a big ol' blob.
Oh my God.
On her shoulder.
It wasn't that high.
Was it impressive?
I think it was more around the stomach.
No, I think it was up here,
around like a little bell region.
Jeff was like pointing to his shoulder.
A big ol' blob.
It was all the way up here.
Most of it went in her mouth.
It was just string.
Oh, come on.
What?
Okay, okay.
All right, we gotta dial it back here.
All right, shall we talk about death?
Let's do that.
That sounds more uplifting.
Coming knock on my door.
Is it summer just died?
I think that was the biggest one.
And she's such an inspiration to so many people,
to be honest.
That was dark, by the way, Sean.
What?
She died, she passed away from breast cancer.
She fought the fucking thing.
Fought it.
She was a black aid.
Very inspirational.
She was.
And I liked her a lot.
And I enjoyed watching her exercise videos
with the old thigh master.
Yes.
And she got screwed.
She got screwed on the show, right?
She wanted to get paid equal as John,
or is it John Ritter?
John Ritter.
And they were like, yeah, you're out.
We'll get this other blonde.
And they did.
She shows up.
And it didn't go well.
I think the show took a hit after that.
After she left.
It lasted a couple more years.
Here's the thing about the networks back then.
There were four.
So it's just like, there were four.
Really three.
Well, yeah.
One was public channels.
I liked her.
To think about, to get a 30% share in the business, period,
people were like, I would kill for that.
I mean, think about it.
Meaning there was a thousand actresses
lined up to take that gig.
I, well, no.
What I'm saying is that the show slot for itself,
let's say it's 730 at night and you're on CBS
and you get a 30% share of the business
that was potentially out there.
That is insane.
Those numbers right now, if you get 30%,
you're a billionaire.
Honestly, Tucker wasn't gonna get 30%.
No.
But he was number one.
He'll get like three or 4% of the viewing audience.
Tucker Carlson is, his legacy is still out there.
I tell you, I am so proud of his style of reporting.
Journalism.
And being under Bill O'Reilly,
you gotta hand it to Bill O'Reilly.
He's the one that pasteurized Tucker.
He took him under his wing and taught him.
Tucker Carlson used to have a super high pitched voice.
He's not afraid to go after what you can't go after.
I'm amazed they haven't tried to put a hit on him.
I mean, he's ballsy, man.
I like him a lot.
In his last interview with the Colonel?
Well, that one wasn't as conspiratorial, but I mean.
There's-
Like the Obama gay guy?
Oh, God, there we go.
I mean, that by itself should have been like-
Right, but that just died.
Yeah, they don't care.
There's no news about it.
They don't care.
They don't care if Obama's gay or not.
Oh, that guy.
That story just went away.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I can give a shit at this point.
They just ignored it.
Honestly, like, if you ever,
I mean, what's funny about Obama
and the fact that he misspeaks sometimes out there
where he calls his wife Michael, who does that?
No, he does not.
Oh, come on.
I'd never seen that.
Producer, Obama says Michael.
Really?
No.
Unbelievable.
No, it's true.
We're not dropping beer bottles at Filtered.
Come on.
That was not me.
Unbelievable.
That was the quality construction of those tables.
That was very poor choice of table design.
I don't care about fact checking.
Well, hold on, what would this say, though?
Video does not show Obama calling his wife Michael.
Bullshit.
Fact check, false claim,
Obama referred to his wife as Michael.
So one after another, false claim,
false claim, false claim.
Well, maybe you're drunk.
No, it happened.
I saw the video.
There it is.
Here we go.
He calls her Michael twice.
Men and women of the finest military in the world.
Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah,
Michael and I, Michael and I.
Keep going.
The picture they have right there with Michelle Obama,
she's ripping into him.
She is done happy.
Yeah.
President, does anything scare him?
You know, well, when Michelle's mad,
when Michelle's mad,
when Michelle's mad.
I don't know if I'll count that one.
I wouldn't count that one.
As they showed a picture of Michelle Obama,
she's clearly got a package.
Oh, I haven't seen that one before.
Man hands.
Oh boy.
Whatever.
You know, she does an Amazon.
Man, my Gator doesn't go off on the her, you know?
Man hands.
Oh, she's itching her crotch.
She's adjusting.
Is that what that's doing?
Oh my God.
Could it be real?
Could she be transgender?
I don't believe it personally.
Could it be real?
I mean, but.
Could it?
Sure.
I already think it'd be real.
It's probable.
Oh, no, no, no, no, probable.
It's, it's.
The argument is there, but.
It's so dumb.
I think something would have come out at this point.
And apparently it's not.
It's too legitimizing.
And it's not their kids.
I mean, two girls.
Well, honestly, look,
they were pulling up some pictures of the family,
very, very, very close family members.
I'm sorry.
Very, very close family friends.
And then they were like showing some cross referencing
when they were like, all right, well, we have Obama
and you have this dude.
It's just like.
They were like artificially in seven.
They clearly looked like this dude.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
And frankly, you know what?
I don't give a fuck.
It's so dumb.
I don't give a fuck.
Because where does this narrative go?
You've got Tucker Carlson.
You got Tucker.
I actually, I actually was a little disappointed
that he even took it.
Well, it doesn't matter at this point.
I don't think it mattered at all anyway.
Exactly.
All it was was sensationalism.
It is what it is, right?
I don't care.
He probably could be one of the fucking ones.
And the questions he was asking, Tucker was asking,
did you do this and you came back to his room
and the next morning.
Did you tickle his balls?
Right.
I mean, I was like.
He asked if he could tickle the scrote.
Just sound like.
No, he didn't.
But I mean.
Speed bag it with his pinky.
Oh my God.
Did you put two in the stink?
Anyway, I actually was disappointed in him.
I thought he lowered his, he lowered his.
I agree.
I think he lowered his potential to be impactful.
He's kind of, kind of a national inquirerish.
Yes.
Very much so.
Jerry Springer.
Yeah, that's kind of a good, those are two good
comparisons there.
I, it did.
I saw that and I was kind of like,
I watched the whole thing too.
I did too.
I just really wanted to know and I heard it.
And at the end of the whole interview, I was still like,
dude, really?
This is a nothing burger.
It's like.
I mean, so he's, he's a closet gay dude.
I mean, who, it was easy to call that.
Right.
It was easy to call that.
And I don't care if Barack sucked penis as a grown up.
Seriously, me neither.
I don't, I don't, I don't care if we have a current,
a current gay president.
I don't care.
As long as they make good decisions.
As long as they have a great platform.
Or I'm sorry.
I, I, with the way, female, male, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
We just do a good job.
Some scissoring.
Oh, we need a scissoring president.
That's hot.
We need a president that spends most of their time
scissoring.
Well, we've got a, with in between.
Yeah.
Well, no, with anybody.
Preferably somebody hot.
It's so, so going back to.
That's great.
That's going to be, that's going to be a text.
I can guarantee it.
We need a scissoring president.
I can guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
It's going to be a text that I'm going to get.
Yes.
We're making shirts out of that one.
Yeah.
We need a scissor.
Yeah.
What about Karine Jean Pierre out there?
Oh, maybe she'd scissor Michelle.
Oh, there you go.
That is why they're so close.
Okay.
Getting back to the, the death.
We talked about Suzanne Summers to a degree.
I thought she was hot back in the day.
I did too.
I thought she was hot even after that.
You know one thing I like.
I don't think I've seen her in years.
She had an interview and she said that,
well, first of all, she was happily married
for a very, very long time.
In fact, I don't know if she was still married
when they, when she passed away.
Suzanne Summers.
And there was an interview with her.
Easy.
There was an interview with her where she was like,
we'd like to walk around the house naked.
Nude.
Because she's an empty nester.
She's like, I'll just walk around the house naked.
We do that here?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And all the chairs naked?
Yeah.
Every chair.
Especially in the podcast room.
Your jug has been on my side of the table.
And we make love on the podcast table.
What the fuck is going on over here?
1946.
God bless.
Breast cancer.
That's too bad.
Yeah, she struggled with breast cancer for a long time.
I know.
And she was successful with it.
In 76.
The first time, I remember the first time
seeing her was in American Graffiti.
And she was really cute back then.
She was in American Graffiti?
Yes, she was in American Graffiti.
She was a little blonde high school girl.
And cute as could be.
That was before the Threes Company.
Oh yeah, for sure.
So pull up that picture.
So this picture of her in the car?
The car in the back.
It's like a Mustang or it's a Chevrolet.
No, that's a Thunderbird.
Thunderbird.
All right, well.
Show us the picture so we can see her face.
So it was a, not a cameo, but.
It was a very brief moment.
She was super young.
Look at that.
How old?
Old enough.
She cute.
Yeah, well, old enough to drive.
So 16 at the youngest there.
I'm sure she was older than that.
She was born in 46.
This came out in mid 70s.
So almost 30.
She cute.
Definitely an icon.
And you know what?
Here's the thing.
Suzanne Summers, what most people won't talk about,
she stood up for women's rights.
She did.
She stood up for women's being,
women actresses being paid.
Paid correctly.
The same.
And she was like, fuck you, man.
And she did well.
From there, I was gonna say she went to something else,
but she did, that wasn't her.
Where'd she go after that?
It was Thighmaster, wasn't it?
Yeah, but what'd she do?
Yeah, she did different entrepreneurial things
and she was successful.
I don't think she was.
She had movies and TV shows after that.
I don't recall.
I think she got blacklisted.
I don't recall that she was.
I was thinking of Cheryl Watt is what I was thinking of,
but that's not Suzanne Summers.
She's pretty too.
Oh yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Well, we were all over the place on this second half,
but that's okay.
I don't know why.
That's what we do.
I don't know why.
That's what we do.
I'm just glad that we're back in action, guys.
I missed this.
And I hope our listeners did miss us
and I hope you got the things.
Shout out to our total one folks, Amanda.
Yeah.
We have to go this Friday.
God bless.
She texted me.
She was like, you guys are a bunch of pieces of shit
not showing up.
Amanda, snap, snap, snap.
Jodie?
And then you introduced her to Mr. T's fist.
Yeah, we didn't have to talk about that,
but Jodie and Hot Tub, Hot Tub.
We're gonna have to meet Hot Tub sometime.
Nice.
I don't know.
All right, well, I'm looking forward
to doing that next Friday.
We'll see the guys out there.
Kevin and Stan.
And who else do we know on total one?
Furman.
I like that dude.
He's a cool dude.
Furman's cool.
And maybe we ought to hit up the local furniture store.
Maybe.
What is it called?
It's been a while.
Living Spaces.
We'll go to Sean.
Sean, Sean Crawford.
Living Spaces.
He's too busy playing video games.
He wasn't doing that.
Hey, you know what?
Starfield.
He's gotta teach me on how to
build some of these ships.
He's a real struggle.
All right.
All right, let's call it.
All right, thanks, Mr. Producer.
Mr. Austin's showing up on a Wednesday.
Dudes, I got some Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
And it's October 25th.
Fifth, that's correct.
When we come back, yeah.
When we come back, we'll have Halloween stories.
Yeah.
By the way, that's Halloween night.
We'll have to move next week
so if we want to do one next week.
Wednesday.
Jeff, your head was moving.
Good night.