Oh my god, this is like extremely viscousy.
What happened?
Well, you poured a lot in your drink.
I know we don't have video, but something happened.
This looks abnormally large.
This looks...
Are you looking at my penis?
No.
For one thing, it's very light colored compared to what we just had.
We're not going to talk about it right now.
Here we are, second half.
We said we would be back, and we are.
We are.
Sorry.
Okay, so hold on.
What is this?
Oh, the Halloween party.
Right.
Which we're going to...
You have to get over that right now.
We'll talk about that later.
Halloween is coming up, but it's at the end of the month.
We can figure that out.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's see how I can destroy his party.
I'm out the next two weeks.
I'm traveling on business next week, and then I'm traveling to visit my dad the whole week
of the next week.
You're literally out the entire week of both weeks, so it's not like we can pick another
night.
Monday's off for me because I'm leaving at 4 a.m. Tuesday.
I don't want to do this Monday.
That's out.
I get back late Thursday.
So, Sunday?
Or Friday.
Like in two days?
Or Friday night?
Okay.
Let's pick a Friday night and do a podcast.
It'd be different, but it'd be fun.
We can do a podcast tomorrow night if it gets authorized.
Or Sunday on parties.
No, I'm not talking about tomorrow night.
I'm talking about next Friday night.
We got this week covered.
We're doing it right now.
I don't know if you recognize that.
Well, like I said, he's going to be out two weeks in a row, so it doesn't really matter
when as long as we jam it in there.
I like where you're going with that.
Jam it.
Just jam it in there.
We got time.
Boom.
Let's think about it.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Anyway, could we, we want to be on the air for our listeners.
Dudes like us want to be on the air for the first couple weeks of October.
It looks like we're going to be not in the air for the second, third week of October.
That's okay.
We go to town all the time.
Yeah, I haven't traveled for work since May of 2022.
And for you, this is a great, it sounds to me like this is a great opportunity.
It's a big deal.
To be face to face with your colleagues so that they can, they could see you and you'll
be able to, uh, you need to, uh, you should shop and get some, some power colors, maybe
get a hot pink tie or something.
I'm going to wear a wife beater.
Why Peter?
Yeah.
And I would never discourage the white beater, but what is the, what's the occasion again?
It's just, I'm going to my corporate office and, uh, I get to work with the leaders in
my side of the business, but it's in the continental United States, right?
It's outside of Charlotte.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
So it's not like you're going to Mexico city or something.
That's things that dudes like us have to do.
We do.
It's October 5th.
It's the second half of a fantastic show.
We got a, a never ending list of topics that we're going to be discussing.
Lots of cool things.
Uh, find us on Facebook, Ford slash dudes like us, Instagram, YouTube, YouTube music,
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube.
That's the newest one.
It is the newest one.
Hey, we're on everything.
Just do it.
We're on Spotify, Amazon.
It's dudes like us.
Amazon.
And I'll tell you one thing that most dudes like us listeners out there don't know is
that we have a line of dudes like us products, uh, with our CNC, uh, wood crafting machine
that we would love to start promoting, promoting eventually, you know, post some pictures.
We have some on Facebook, uh, dudes like us, Facebook page, actually any Instagram page.
So we, it's essentially it's a, we do like cutting boards and then, you know, on a bunch
of big hardwoods, we can take a nice picture of what I just did today for my wife.
There you go.
It's very themed.
Yeah.
We've got a nice little Halloween themed thing about a ghoul.
A ghoul.
Yes.
It's funny.
It's just a, it's, it's an extra little hobby that we do, but it's, it's fun.
Things that dudes like us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
Like to do.
And, and it's, uh, it's a reason to get together and just chill and, and, and have a beverage
while we're letting the machine do its thing.
And yeah, I'll tell you.
We're planning on being out in McKinney for the, what do they call it?
The holiday, the Christmas holiday.
Yeah.
So actually Mr. Producer.
Oh, that's me.
Um, so there is a festival downtown McKinney.
The festival of downtown McKinney, uh, happens several times a year, three, four times, five
times a year where they shut down the middle of the block.
We cars can't drive through and they have a bunch of vendors out there.
So the next one is the Christmas one.
Yeah.
And everybody gets to walk around with a beverage of their choice.
It's exciting because you can walk around with your beer.
I mean, you go, you can go to the store, go buy a six pack of beer, put a little cooler,
put a little wagon behind you or a nice big Glen caring glass, gigantic one.
Like a 64 ounce gold, like a pint Glen care.
Yeah.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
A power, uh, a power, one of those big old thick straws that you suck the bubble tea
out of.
Yeah.
And then you just inhale it and cough it out in the Asian supermarket.
I didn't need to see the face while you were doing that, but yeah, I know what you're talking
about.
Can you imagine if you consume that much bourbon that fast?
No, actually, well, I probably can't imagine that.
I think we have.
I think we, I think we have on multiple occasions.
Uh, well, you know, it was, uh, let me look at the, uh, we've got aliens, uh, AI going
live.
Uh, we've got the Senator.
It was something to say about Senator Menendez and the bribery thing that happened.
Something about a Mercedes car crash with his wife.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
No, not recently.
This one happened a while ago and they're digging up this old stuff.
Yeah.
His wife hit a pedestrian and basically got zero consequences for it.
But you know what?
That that's not abnormal.
But he jumped on my car.
Well, I was going to say that's not unusual.
Like if, if you are not impaired, right?
If you're driving down at night and you're driving down a feeder road of a highway and,
and you're going the appropriate speed and you are not impaired and some somebody's walking
across the street and it doesn't have reflective clothing on, you're not going to get in trouble.
You just not personally, I've got experience.
I personally have a Kung Fu Dave.
You guys know Kung Fu Dave.
You know, Kung Fu Dave.
Yeah.
Uh, do you really die from paintball?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Master Dave.
So, uh, he struck somebody in his car off of the dentinary, killed him.
Oh, that would be awful.
Yeah.
He, he, it's, it tortures him, you know, and they, they were under the influence and they
were acting, uh, oh, the pedestrian was correct.
And they were, they were back to bizarre and belligerent and they, uh, they stepped out
into the, uh, they stepped out and he was the roadway.
Yeah.
And he was like, Oh, I just hit somebody.
And, and imagine that he, he himself was under the influence.
The pedestrian or?
No.
Kung Fu Dave.
Yeah, he was not though.
That would have changed everything.
Yeah.
It would have.
Everything.
Because he'd have been like.
Despite the fact that it was the pedestrian who was being irresponsible and drunk and
whatever.
But as soon as you are measured to be.
Well, you're a couple bull then.
You're, then you're screwed.
Well, I mean, he talked to me the, the, the day it happened and he was, or the night it
happened and he's pretty upset about it.
I mean, you gotta be upset.
Was that, was that recent?
I know it was about two years ago.
Yeah.
But that sticks with you forever.
Yeah.
I mean, you can't forget that noise.
You can't forget, uh, well, the site of it, I'm sure it wasn't, uh, awful.
Look like someone that fell down the stairs in the middle of a family guy scene, you know,
just all contorted.
You know, yeah, it'd be awful.
I guess do not want to experience that crap, but no, uh, she went through it.
Ms. Menendez.
Menendez.
And, uh, I get it.
But you know, her words were, well, he jumped up on the car.
I, you know, I mean, I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but the whole story
is clouded with a bunch of.
Well it only came up because he himself is being accused of bribery and apparently, apparently
the evidence is so overwhelming that even the, his Democrat friends are like, dude,
nobody has pockets like that.
He said, well, he says he's because he's, his parents are Cuban, whatever.
And he's been, he's been saying that he's been stashing a thousand dollars a week,
a thousand dollars a week.
Mine.
I put, you know what?
I take the money for a month and I put it in my suit pocket every single year.
That's what he's saying.
He's saying that he's a thousand dollars.
He had $430,000 in cash in his house.
And he said that he's been stashing a thousand dollars a week for 30 something years.
Well, he'd have more than that then.
Well, whatever it is, I'm not a math lead, but you see, he was basically saying he's
a thousand dollars a week would be, that'd be three years.
150.
I'm sorry.
I'm I spoke.
It's a, that'd be seven years.
50 grand a year.
Seven years, eight years.
It's $48,000 a year.
Nine years.
Whatever.
Just under a decade.
52.
But still.
$34,000 a year.
Or maybe he didn't start off doing a thousand.
Maybe he started off doing like 800.
Well, according to Paul, it's a thousand.
It was a hard thousand every week.
What's going on there, butt breath?
Yeah.
Um, I, I think he said every three weeks.
Now do the math, fuckers.
Three and a half weeks.
To ching that.
67 days.
Every three days.
No, but the point is he was saying he was gradually stashing cash.
That was the point.
It's not a matter of counting it up.
And his bullshit and his, like I said, his counterparts.
No, no, his, his, what do you call it?
The opposite of counterparts.
His parts.
They are not, they're not buying it.
It's so condemning.
Well, guilty, innocent till proven guilty.
I feel that with everybody.
Everybody.
I agree with that.
So if the evidence is overwhelming, they'll find him guilty and then it's guilty.
Just like if Trump does something and they ever find him guilty, it's like, well, you
have to look at the fucking judge.
You do.
That guy is crazy.
It was the 2015 video of him speaking in front of some college students.
The judge?
Yes.
Did you see it?
No.
He was speaking in front of some college students in 2015.
A judge.
Okay.
The judge.
Making a suggestion.
That he has now.
Yeah.
So the judge was saying that in a, so there are different types of, uh, of court proceedings
where you have a judge that weighs in or you have the jury that weighs in.
And he says, sometimes when the jury weighs in, sometimes you have to supersede or override
what he goes.
I have a tool.
If I don't think they came to the right decision, he goes, I have a tool, a jurors jurid judicial
something he called it something that's based on emotion.
Yeah.
He goes, he goes, and sometimes, you know, my, my emotions dictate that.
Oh my God.
That is going to recuse him.
It should.
No, it won't.
Well, first off, Trump can't get a jury because they filed it in a certain statute that does
not allow juries.
Did you know that?
No.
So Trump's been screaming bloody murder.
I should be able to get a jury.
I can't get a jury because you guys filed it under some bullshit.
Well, then they have the rule.
They have this judge who will make the ruling.
He's going to decide.
There is no jury.
Correct.
100%.
He's going to decide.
But hopefully not emotionally though.
Well, but to give the guy credit, he basically, when he looked at everything, he goes 80%
of your case is outside of, uh, what the hell they call it the time.
What the hell was that?
Statute of limitations.
80% of that is prior to the statute of limitations.
So you have to ignore all of this stuff.
You can't present this.
He said that already?
Yeah, he's already ruled on that.
This is a fucking waste of time.
It's a hundred percent trying to get him to just drop out of the race.
He even sees that it's bad.
So he's like, well, I mean, they even have people, I forget the gentleman's name, that
offer Trump billions of dollars to step out of the race.
He's got billions of dollars.
Well, I'm just saying, they're offering him money to get out.
I mean, think about how desperate they are.
All these states, different people are suing to keep him off the ballot based on the 14th
amendment.
You can just smell the panic.
You can just feel the panic in the country.
If he wins, I don't know if he will, but if he wins.
I think he needs to run for Speaker of the House.
If he wins, what will that do to the psyche of those people?
Melt.
I mean, they already melted down when he won.
Well, I know, but this time.
This time they're going to be like, despite the fact that everything was stacked against
him.
Not my president.
Oh, they're going to continue with that.
It's going to be more divisive than ever.
And it will have a more divisive than ever.
So the Tifa coming out of the woodwork again and and lighten up our cities, except this
time they should be all shot.
Yeah, but he doesn't control that.
Who is the state?
Yeah, I get it.
It's the city.
What's the city of the state?
Yeah.
The attorney generals that just let people burn down the fucking place then.
Yeah.
That's that's not happening in my hometown like that.
That country singer did, you know, try that shit here, bitch.
Right.
I mean, but they are.
They are trying to hear.
They are.
It's like Jurassic Park with the velociraptors testing the perimeter lines.
You know, there's like they're poking.
They're trying to find weak spots.
That's actually a really good analogy.
Well, they're testing the weak spots.
Yeah.
I'm going to give you credit for that one.
That's great.
I mean, they really are out here in.
They're seeing how far they can go.
Yep.
You know, before they get before they get arrested before it gets shot.
So you know how the climate change people are always like getting in the streets, right?
And sitting down.
You see the latest one in Portugal.
Same type of deal.
They want a major freeway.
Major free.
Oh, were they like pummeled?
Well, they were all laid out with their banners sitting on the street and then on the overpass
on the overpass above them were two people dangling from from cables with a banner.
OK.
So here we go.
So first off, cars started trying to go around, trying to go around.
The motorcycles would come up to the front and get off their motorcycles and start bitching
at in their faces and they just sit there and they're like, oh, and finally somebody
walks up like we've seen and takes the banner and crumples it up and throws it on the ground.
And then, you know, they just sit there and then somebody comes up and starts dragging
them off and they act like limp dead bodies.
Correct.
Right.
You know, and they get dragged off the road.
And then finally the police show up.
I mean, this is a major freeway.
And like the backup is for fucking ever.
I'm waiting for one of these times where somebody's going to get hurt, the semi just plows.
Yeah, but who's going to do that?
I didn't see you.
You know, there are some expect that you know, you go to jail for life.
Well, I mean, would you?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's aggravated murder.
I didn't see him.
Yes, I didn't see him.
I thought they cleared out that second degree murder.
No, if so, if you were the first I didn't see them.
So if they laid down and you were the first car, he just went right through them.
I didn't expect some people to be on the highway.
Would you be willing to do that?
Sorry, my my battery powered car was taken over for a few moments.
Yeah, I was on a what do you call it?
A zoom call.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
What?
You're on a zoom call in your battery operated car.
No, I was talking about it.
What was it?
Wow.
Oh, so you did.
All right.
So now we're naked in our battery powered vehicle.
Did you did you hear something?
Yeah.
I heard something.
Oh, good Lord.
Really?
Stop.
That's why we don't do video.
Oh, all right.
Anyway, so hold on.
Hold on.
What were you doing?
I lost my job.
Oh, Jenna just pulled out the red card.
OK, this is such bullshit.
I need to record that you guys went out and bought.
Oh my God, you're writing it down.
All right.
It is October.
I'm so glad we don't have video.
Let me describe what these morons.
All right.
So we that I'm doing a podcast with are doing.
It's a soccer.
It's a competition score final scorecard.
And it has, you know, the caution and dismissal recording.
So Paul had a violation.
It's a red card for making that weird bullshit.
Red bullshit.
You can't make I didn't get a yellow card before that.
And you guys pull out your little book and your little Amazon bought little yellow and
red cards and start writing shit down.
I'll call you serious.
OK, I'm not.
I don't like this.
I don't abide by your.
Yeah, your your soccer podcast rules.
Just so you know.
Anyway.
Yeah, that's it had to be closer, by the way.
Doesn't it have to be right in the face of the soccer player?
I think it's like it is so offensive.
You're not a soccer player.
Well, I know the podcast.
Jeff is like five feet away from you.
I get it.
But I'm just saying normally like they throw it right in their face, don't they?
Well, I'll tell you what.
We'll get some.
What?
We'll get some red cheese and some yellow cheese and we'll just throw that you know.
No, you're in your forehead.
No, you won't, because I'm going to get challenge flags and I'm going to negate your fucking
red card.
How about that?
You stick your red card challenge of your ass soccer.
Oh, no, no.
We're so no, no, no.
We're combining.
So you've got a line of people that block of the highway and you've got somebody on
a zoom call and they're they're flying through.
I mean, my point, look, your point is that there's going to have something's going to
happen.
Something bad is going to happen.
Bad is going to happen.
They're going to get fucked the fuck up.
Right.
And people were dragging them off the freeway.
And then finally the police came and the police were dragging them off the freeway.
And that that helps because otherwise, you know, like, you know, they just climb back.
Well, no commuters are going to like lose their shit on them, dude.
But the police are a little bit.
The police are a little more subdued.
They need to shoot them all in the thigh in the in the in top of the foot.
Just tease them wherever it's going to hurt the most.
Just get your bear spray.
Just go right down the line.
How about it needs to have something that's going to stick with them for quite some.
What about a rubber bullet to the taint?
Oh, no, I will get to a rubber one.
How are you going to get to the taint?
Excuse me, sir.
Can you expose your taint so I can shoot you?
Drop your pants.
Bend over.
Anyway, so I think that I think that people are tired of it.
And they need to.
Well, I think one of these times, whether it's going to be on purpose or not, someone's
going to get hurt.
Yeah, someone's going to get run over.
I agree there by an extremely pissed off person or someone who's just doesn't see him.
So let's say we wake up.
We wake up tomorrow morning.
We read a story in France about protesters on the road and a truck just barreled through
them and killed two or three of them.
Good.
Really?
Well, no, no, I'm not judging you.
I kind of I kind of would have the reaction.
Look, man, that gives me no pleasure to say that out loud.
But come on, you're playing in a fucking highway.
They put themselves in harm's way.
It's kind of like a woman.
I'm not sure I would have to a man.
I would not have any punches a man.
Are you expecting a man to stay docile and not reciprocate in the old days?
Yeah.
It's like, bitch, no, not even in the old days.
Ray Rice.
Oh, my God.
You ever seen like Ray Rice held back any?
What's he doing these days?
He punched some bitch out in an elevator.
He was his girlfriend.
He was doctor out the drug or by her hair.
Well, no, no, no, I'm not saying that.
Look, forget all that shit.
All I'm saying is that if you if you put yourself in harm's way, come on, man, there's got to
be repercussions for these stupid.
Oh, I'm a nonviolent.
I'm nonviolent.
I don't have a gun.
What is all the shit they say?
It's all stupid.
You know what?
If they say something, they're going to be like, oh, I'm a nonviolent.
I'm a nonviolent.
I don't have a gun.
What is all the shit they say?
It's all stupid.
You know what?
If they super glued their hand to the floor, rip it off.
Yeah.
Leave it there.
No, literally tear it off.
No.
I mean, like, OK, set up some orange cones and let them sit there for a while.
Hold on.
Why help them?
Hold on.
You did this to yourself.
So hold on.
Even if you humored them and you let them sit there for as long as they want, how are they
getting their hand off?
That's what I mean.
That's what I'm saying.
We're going to go.
Let them stay there.
Hold on.
Do they squirt something on the hand to make the glue dissipate?
I don't know.
Did they bring something to release the force?
So at the airport in Germany or wherever that was, they had jackhammers that came out and
took their hand up.
So they came out with these big old tar.
Are you joking?
No.
That's exactly what happened.
They had to knock them out like that.
That's what I mean.
You know, you walked away with the jackhammered part of the stone so that they would have
it on their hands and to take them to the hospital.
Well, they didn't know how to get the hand off because they used an epoxy that bonded
like an incredible epoxy.
I would have taken a reciprocating saw and cut the fucking hand off.
Well, that's what I mean.
Just go.
That's what I would have done.
I mean, dude, dude, what if they said zero sympathy.
What if they would have?
What if you said, OK, we're shutting this runway down.
We're going to open up the phone and we're going to let you sit here for a fucking week.
There you go.
We've got a hundred dudes like us, so no one's allowed to visit and then starve to death.
Yeah.
Well, you don't want to do that.
But why not?
Prove a point.
Hold on.
You had mentioned something about someone being locked in somewhere over a weekend and they
were complaining because they had a pee and stuff.
What was that story?
Do you remember that?
I guess not.
But there was something about your childhood.
No, there was something that broke into some place and they had some bars that came down
and locked them into this place.
And then it was like, fuck off.
You can stay over the weekend.
And she left with them stuck in this place.
Do you remember that?
Oh, it was like a security system type of thing.
Yes.
They came in, broke in, were trying to rob them.
I didn't hear about their.
That's great.
And they were they were like, you know, Monday morning people came back like, oh, what are
you doing here?
And they were like, oh, and they peed and shit all over the floor.
Yeah.
They were stuck in a confined area.
I'm OK with that, too.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Consequences.
That's what I think superglue this seems to be the common denominator.
Yes.
What's going on across the United States and the planet?
I mean, the the fact that these these these boneheads are running into these stores and
was it?
Oh, and the looting in Philadelphia.
What they call that?
The mob robbery.
Yeah.
One was like 50 of them.
Yeah, they go in there.
They just they grab a bunch of shit.
And when they get they get caught.
Well, in Philadelphia, the shitload of 50 of them got pulled aside and thrown in jail.
Well, you saw what happened to the one of the big social media, the meatball.
Yeah.
I mean, she was laughing.
Oh, it's just laughing.
And she's saying everyone get their free food.
Everyone get the free food.
If you watch the video, it's disgusting.
Well, she got arrested.
I know she did.
She got charged with a felony.
And she's like, this was the worst day of my life.
I hope I never go back.
It's too late.
She's already been charged with like six felonies.
Good.
And they should.
Yeah.
She was encouraging them.
She was.
And she's like they were they were mistreating me.
They had cheese sandwiches and oh, my God.
And I was just like, dude, that's nothing.
But when you watch the video, it's disgusting.
She's like laughing.
Oh, my God.
You can't you can't do you can't do that.
You can't hold them like that.
You know, just calling out the police and being shitheads, dude.
You know what?
Same thing as sitting in front of the of a highway.
You know, you reap what you sow.
Yeah.
And well, the big thing now is you fuck around.
You find out.
Well, you know, slowly but surely, people are starting to realize that.
I've not heard that.
If you fuck around, you find out.
Well, that's what happens when you overfill Jeff's glass of bourbon.
No, shit.
I didn't make that up.
This new vocabulary starts to come up.
It's a meme.
It's a Jeff meme.
Correct.
Let's fuck around and find out.
So this is garbage.
This thing you were drinking on the second half.
I'm not a huge fan of it.
No, hold on.
Not garbage.
It's not proof.
It's fiscacy.
Well, hold on.
The taste of it.
Let's talk about the bourbon.
It tastes like tobacco.
All right.
Here we go.
I've got the bottom.
It's from Colorado.
Colorado Mountain.
Axe and the oak.
That's what I made it.
Axe and oak.
I am not a fan.
It says axe and the oak.
Did you know that?
And I believe we weren't a huge fan the first time we had this.
Oh, be quiet.
Distillery in handcrafted in.
You know what sucks the most about this?
In the USA.
What's that?
If you're a fan of the
back of the car and I bought another one.
It's 92 proof.
Yes.
So you spent over between the two of you over a hundred bucks for that.
So by the way, so this was one of the more expensive ones at the time at the time at
the time.
Now we've you know, now we're all thousand bucks.
England mouths of nickel.
Now we're so insanely successful because of this podcast that that we know we just got
smart.
We spend we spend like 10 times this now.
Whatever, man.
You know what?
We've got it in the collection.
It's not bad.
You know,
Are you being serious?
You're dogging it.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan at all.
Well, let me see.
It's not on the list.
Let me take a poll from a being objective perspective.
Here we go.
It's weak.
I get it.
It's weak.
It has nothing to do with weak.
No, no, no.
It's part of it.
It's not bad.
It tastes.
It's each each.
It tastes like an ashtray.
What don't you like?
It tastes like an ashtray.
No, it doesn't.
There's a weird funk flavor to it that I don't care for.
I like a baseball.
I do taste something.
I do taste something a little odd.
I know.
What is that?
I was almost going to say it's like something that you smell on perfume.
That's just it's not that great.
It's oil.
It's some sort of it's hard to you know, it's shitty for us to be describing this because
this is this is a desirable whiskey.
Is it a bourbon or whiskey?
It's a bourbon.
So it is a bourbon.
It's not approved.
It's okanak.
It's it's accent in what is called?
And the oak and the axe.
Oak and the axe based out of Colorado.
Axe and the oak.
2013.
So that's that.
Hold on.
That's a 10 year bottle.
It says 2013 on there.
Well no, that's when the story.
Oh, OK.
So this is batch 70 is bottle to 704 out of a thousand and the tunes say, oh God, I can't
read that.
Oh, Foo Fighters.
It says Foo Fighters is the tunes they made.
I guess they made this while they were playing Foo Fighters.
What does that mean?
That I don't know.
That's kind of interesting.
I like the uniqueness of the that.
Oh, that's just I give this a four.
Jeff hates.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan.
I actually I'm on board with Jeff.
I was going to I don't like to go below four.
I don't like I don't like to go below five.
I would seriously say five even though this ranks above Williamsburg.
Well, barely, but that's a one, I think, right.
In your book.
No, no, no.
We need to try old Williamsburg again.
I don't.
Well, I'm not saying that we should.
Look, I don't write this very high.
I'm with Jeff.
I would say before I give it a four, but four is generous.
Yeah, we didn't care for it the first time we had it because we were very disappointed
because we were because you built it up because you I don't know if you had it or you've heard
about it.
We broke it, we broke it by the other one, so our expectations are very high when we
opened it.
We didn't care for it back then.
So yeah, so I don't have that kind of elephant memory like you do, but I did have a co-worker.
You call him Jeff and then we know.
So I had a co-worker in Denver with a prehensile penis for that video.
So you like the elephant analogy now.
Anyway, yeah, thank you.
Yellow card for yellow card.
Really?
You don't go straight to red on him, huh?
No, dude, yours was like some masturbating sound.
Oh my God, that's such bullshit.
Anyway, so I had a co-worker that lived in Denver and I was in Colorado.
I said, hey, man, any any advice on the on the Colorado bourbons?
And he was like, oh, accent the oak accent oak.
You got to get it.
You should ask what's what's your level of bourbon understanding?
What's your what's your bourbon level?
Well, no, I drink Jim Beam and Jack.
Well, after after we talked about it and we tried this, I unfriended him on Facebook.
Yeah, yeah.
And I disconnected on LinkedIn.
I went the whole nine yards.
How do you disconnect from somebody on LinkedIn?
I tried.
How do you do that?
Don't you just what you just I don't know.
Can you disconnect?
I have no idea.
I know you can.
I tried to disconnect to someone.
Who did you call disconnect from some guy?
I couldn't.
Oh, I tried.
It doesn't matter who it was.
It does.
I tried and you just couldn't.
Huh?
You'll Tony.
Oh, it was Tony.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, I would try to disconnect from him, too.
So it should be a similar anyway.
If someone recommends a bourbon disco.
Yeah.
What's your favorite bourbon getting feel of where they're they're at within their bourbon
career?
Right.
Because our palette has changed since we started.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Right.
And we've had this before.
We like we're having this wasn't as bad the first time we had it.
We're just like, it's all right.
Yeah.
Now it's the dog shit.
Now it's I don't care for it at all.
And they're like, so the question is, is what's your go to bourbon?
And they're like, Kentucky gentleman.
Well, I mean, I've talked to a gentleman yesterday.
I drink Old Crow.
This is this stuff is amazing.
I know.
I made had a conversation with a gentleman yesterday.
I talked about him on the first half of the podcast in the beginning.
And he said he's got a little bit of a bourbon collection and he says his go to was like
Basil Hayden, you know, our maker's mark.
And so I mean, we've tried Basil Hayden.
We were underwhelmed with the hype.
Yeah.
But that's my point.
I remember.
That's the first time I remember.
It's a fancy bottle.
It's got the fancy bottle with the paper metal strap that goes around weird shit.
Yeah.
The belt.
Correct.
And it wasn't bad, but it wasn't it didn't live up to the hype.
Anyway, keep going.
Well, well, that's that's my whole point is that you asked somebody what their go to bourbon
is.
And that's because you want to size it up because we're at a different class.
We are.
Let's just let's just get there.
You know, I used to call I still do sometimes.
It's not a bunch of losers.
It's not a different class.
It is a we prefer a different type of bourbon now.
Yes.
I think that we doesn't make us more classy.
Our our taste buds have.
We prefer higher proof.
Cumulated is that the word?
Cumulated.
Our taste buds have got to a point where, you know, we they have evolved.
They have evolved.
We can taste it's kind of like these wine sommeliers where they taste it when they're like, that's
got the grip of nineteen fifty two red and they start to break shit down.
You ever do that, Jeff?
When you know.
No.
The thing is that this is a fantastic bottle.
This bottle is from nineteen.
Well, Jeff, what a one is Jeff said a boat to me about some do tasting vanilla ice cream,
you know, and he and he takes the little ice cream on a spoon is like and he's like describing
how he does it.
Everything was up.
Who does this?
The professional ice cream professional ice cream.
Are you serious?
Oh, he breaks it down.
I was like, oh, I'm telling you, too.
This this ice cream was from some sort of North American cow.
Oh, my God.
He was he was like going through the whole thing.
He could like tell you exactly what was going on with this whole thing.
I think they used a little bit torn too much corn syrup.
They probably should have like stirred towards more pure sugars.
Perhaps some cane sugar would have been a lot better choice for this one.
And he's like smacking his mouth and lips.
Oh, that was the big thing.
When did you watch this?
I said it to you guys.
Yeah.
Well, Paul never looks at anything.
I know they'll try to find it.
It was he was like a he works for like Breyers or Blue Bunny or something like that.
And he was an expert ice cream.
He was like the head taster for them or something like that.
He goes, this is what I do.
He has a little scoop and he put it in there and he's smacking his lips and pulling out
all this stuff and he's smacking his lips and he's talking about it all.
So in tasting, what we do is take a small amount right off the top.
It doesn't take much.
That's the warmest part right here.
I'm going to invert the spoon.
Oh, my God.
He's wearing a bow tie.
Cover all 9000 taste buds, the popcorn guy, aerated.
Warm it up.
Oh, stop it right driving up that top.
No, that cream.
Pure vanilla.
I don't want to hear that anymore.
Sweeteners.
That's a 10.
Can we make this stop now?
So in tasting, no, no.
I call bullshit on this.
It's so fucking over the top that I call bullshit on this.
This guy is a fraud.
I can promise you.
I don't know, man.
Don't play it again.
Yes, stop.
Don't do that.
Don't do that anymore.
That's the sound you were making earlier when you got the red card.
It sounds like some sort of porn.
Well, what kind of porn are you watching?
I don't listen to porn, but.
How would you know?
Well, skip.
Oh, boy.
What?
I'm going to go with the
blue card.
What?
We have to edit that, too?
I don't know.
There's not a card.
I'm just saying the ice cream guy, the ice cream guy is weird.
It is weird.
It's very weird.
All right.
Let's talk about let's talk about the speaker of the house.
No, let's talk about football.
Why?
I don't know.
Football is exciting right now.
All of our fancy teams are doing great.
The Titans are doing great.
Oh, I don't think anybody's doing.
I think everyone's failing.
What do you mean?
Well, you're an almost.
Last place.
OK, whatever.
That doesn't mean I'm not going to make a.
Honestly, he's only one game away from you.
We actually play this week.
Do we really?
Oh, yeah, it's the.
And you got in trouble for picking up somebody out of order.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, you're right.
I did.
Barry called you out.
Did he want you to reverse it?
Have you not seen the email?
No.
Oh, oh, look at him.
All defiant.
Red card.
It's a yellow for that.
What?
No, that's red.
No, he already got a yellow.
Oh, no.
Separate violation.
No, no, it doesn't matter.
I did it.
I did it Wednesday.
I should have.
I did it.
You.
I'm going to pick up.
I'm going to pick up whoever I want.
I don't care what the fucking commissioner says.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm so used to being in the bottom.
That's why I did it.
Unbelievable.
So you're a bar.
I'm not used to be.
So you have to reverse it is what he said.
Well, you have to help me do that.
I've never done that before.
You just drop.
You drop the dude.
Yeah.
And what the hell?
I'll do that right now.
Oh, real time.
Can I drop them and pick them right back up?
Our listeners are getting no.
No, no, no.
The rule is the rule is you drop them and you forfeit your your no, I don't think so.
No, I think it is.
You forfeit your pickup for the week.
Oh, that's a great question.
No, I know for a fact it is because he didn't let me pick up.
He was like, no, dude, you forfeit.
But you deserved it.
Oh, I think Jeff.
I think I could wait.
I was just this guy who Jeff gets zero points.
I don't give a shit.
I know I was trying to bolster the bench.
All right.
So to give a little background to our listeners, we have a pretty hardcore commissioner who
does not have he he it's not a fun job.
He doesn't want it, but he has to police.
We have these rules where if you're in the top, the bottom six, you get to pick up on
Wednesday.
If you get in the top six, you get to pick up on Thursday.
And then there are people like Jeff who don't give a shit about the rules.
I don't think that's who I don't think that's what it was.
I think that you weren't thinking, did I picked up?
I get it.
I did.
I did pick up yesterday, too.
Or today.
Yesterday, I didn't even check.
There's really nobody out there anyway.
To be honest, there isn't.
There isn't.
Anyway, I picked up some receiver.
I was like, all right, I don't even know who this guy is, but he's better than what I have.
Yep.
No, I hear you.
It's kind of lame right now.
Football is kind of crazy.
Now, the talent is spread thin.
Football is constantly evolving as far as who's going to score the points.
Runnabacks have split time.
It's not the traditional runnaback program.
It's really hard.
I've got Emmett Smith.
He's the primary thing.
He's going to the powerhouse.
He's the one who's going to be scoring all the points.
And then the secondary guy to Emmett Smith is running like one every 10 plays.
It's not like that anymore.
They have split time.
They have wide receivers.
They have got three wide receiver slots and then a fourth sometimes.
And they're doing a tandem.
They're doing three running backs.
They're running them all in.
The quarterbacks are getting smarter.
The quarterbacks are always been smart, but they're getting even smarter.
They're able to read the plans, the plays.
Everything is just getting more and more complicated.
These players are smart.
They're smart on the football field.
They're smart as far as they know how the plays go.
They're supermen as far as athletics go.
All of them.
Every single one of them.
The things that these guys could do are fucking amazing.
That's why they get injured.
I think their muscles have outgrown their tendons.
They're skilled to a frame.
Yes.
Correct.
I think they're too strong.
I agree with that.
That's why you're seeing so many popped ACLs and Achilles and shit because their muscles
are too strong.
Boom.
I don't disagree.
Boom.
Let's talk about the NFL in general though.
Who are the powerhouses right now?
San Francisco is clearly.
San Francisco.
Clearly jumping out.
I think Miami.
Miami got crushed.
They got shut down by Arizona.
They got destroyed by Buffalo.
Oh, Buffalo.
That's what it was.
They got destroyed by Buffalo.
Buffalo struggled the week before.
The Bengals were struggling.
I don't know.
Is there any one big outside of San Francisco.
Cowboys.
No.
Their record maybe, but I don't know.
You're starting to choke over there.
No.
It's like, come on.
They lost one game.
Because we hate them.
I'm sorry.
Well, they lost to the Cardinals.
Yeah, the Cardinals.
The Cardinals put up a good game.
I can admit the Bengals are not good right now.
I just can't stand the Cowboys.
I can blame my college roommates.
I lived with two Cowboys fans and it was me and another Orlers fan back in the day.
They were so obnoxious.
My college roommates were so obnoxious that it made me hate the Cowboys forever.
And it's bullshit because it's 30 years ago.
I need to give it up and just.
I'm not a, I mean, I don't hate the Cowboys.
I don't want to be a hater.
I'm not a huge Cowboy fan because of the-
I don't want to be a hater.
Because when I first moved down here, the Cowboys of the 90s were obnoxious.
Yes.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's when I started, that's when I first moved down here, when they had hit their stride
and those players were, seemed so entitled.
Oh yeah.
Michael Irving, Troy Aikman, Emmett Smith.
All of them.
They're getting in trouble.
Deion Sanders.
Is there an issue?
Do we have a-
What?
I get a yellow card for finishing my bourbon?
We're in the podcast 15 minutes and you-
I get two yellow cards.
You fucking slammed not just a shot of bourbon, but we overfilled that.
And it's a crappy bourbon.
You know what, I had been arguing for video and now I'm backing off.
I had two yellow cards in my face, which was offensive.
That was offensive.
All right.
Matt Gaetz, what's going on?
That was, well, Matt Gaetz, look at you.
Have we talked about that?
Nah, not a little bit.
You know, I'm torn.
What about Pelosi?
What about Pelosi getting kicked out of her Speaker of the House?
Why does that bitch still have her office?
Well, according to her, she extended so-and-so the-
Courtesy.
The courtesy of a big office for a while.
Who did?
Pelosi extended it to who?
Pelosi extended it to the guy who replaced her-
Oh, back in 1931?
You talking about Ryan?
No, it was before-
Paul Ryan?
No, it was before that.
Oh, Bruno, John-
You know, it doesn't fucking matter.
John Boner.
Her, she's gone.
She should not have that office.
Don't get the fuck out.
100%.
Do you know why they kicked her out?
Do you know who made the call?
Patrick McKenzie?
No.
The pro temp Speaker of the House.
No, he didn't.
Yeah, but who was it?
McCarthy made the call.
McCarthy was, no, no, no, some other dude did.
No, no, no.
The interim guy.
I know, that was the original story, but McCarthy told the-
The interim guy.
Yeah, the interim guy is totally a McCarthy fan.
And McCarthy said, Pelosi fucking backstabbed me because she said, if there's ever a vote
against you to remove you for Speaker of the House, we will not go along with it because
they were the radical Republicans and we're not going to go along with it.
Well, they did.
They did, including her.
Right.
And he said-
It's Patrick McHenry.
Patrick McHenry.
Yes.
And so when she backstabbed him, McCarthy said, boot her.
Oust her.
And you know what?
Rightfully so.
Fuck out day one.
Fuck Nancy Pelosi.
First of all, and number one, fuck Nancy.
I would never do that.
Her San Fransisco, well actually, she's pretty juggie, but maybe 20 years ago.
No.
Try 50.
San Fransisco, that's true too.
50 years ago.
She is a senator, right?
She's a congressman.
She's a congresswoman.
Congressman in San Fransisco and she let her district just die.
Go to shit, yeah.
It is like, what the hell is going on?
What is she doing?
She's eating ice cream.
Yeah, but how about evidently lots of ice cream and getting her hair cut during...
She's dead.
I know.
Yeah.
Oh, but that was the whole thing.
She was like...
Did you see she voted the day before she died?
Really?
What did she vote for?
I don't know.
I saw that on the news.
It was like, yeah, Diane voted the day before she died.
Did you see the video of her aides telling her how to vote?
Yes.
Yeah, just vote.
I mean, which 90?
90?
Just sign it.
I don't think we're really going to institute rules.
Term life.
No, like age restriction.
Age and competency.
It's crazy.
You know, I don't think it has anything to do with age.
It does.
No, I don't, because you have Biden and you have Trump.
And Trump is sharp as a tack.
And Biden is a fucking ride in Disneyland.
And you hear stories about 95 year olds, 100 year olds, and they're sharp as a tack.
Oh yeah.
But how do you... But you know what, honestly, there needs to be a test.
There needs to be a test.
No, no.
I think there needs to be an age limit.
I'm sorry.
I think that... No, I think 78.
78?
Dude, retire.
I disagree.
Just go retire.
Go retire.
78.
I agree.
I don't care if you pass some cognitive test or not.
78, you're done.
Let's let the next generation bring it in.
You're fucking done.
Just go away.
Yeah, but kicking the can down the road isn't the solution either.
You know, I'm not saying that we shouldn't have a deadline for you.
I mean, they obviously have one.
You can't become some sort of authority at a certain age.
I don't know what... How old can you be to be a...
President of 36.
Pardon?
36 to be a congressman?
36.
Yes.
No, to be president.
To be president.
Really?
36?
Yeah.
Young?
Shit.
I was thinking 50 for some reason.
No.
Huh.
Oh, it was the youngest president's 50.
It was Obama, right?
Because here's the thing.
Those are so subjective.
Well... Right?
So, now imagine getting yourself to a situation where somebody wants to run for office again
and they're 76, right?
But they can't... If they run, it's a six-year term and they have to do a test and then...
People like sentiment being kicked out.
It was so subjective and they said they passed, but the Republicans said they didn't or the
Democrats said they... Don't fuck around with the subjective test.
Just say, you cannot run for office.
I disagree and I'll tell you why.
You cannot be in office at a certain age.
The reason why I disagree is because it takes away from the best candidate to fill that
space.
Okay.
To me, you're not going to find the best candidate in the 80s.
You're not.
I... You're just not.
I'm sorry.
You're not.
I feel that some of the people are... Is that because Trump is 80?
It has nothing to do with Trump.
I know some people that are super smart in their 80s.
And they shouldn't be politicians.
They should be fucking retired and enjoying life outside of politics.
That's your opinion.
Yes, it is.
And I respect that.
It's not mine.
Yeah.
I disagree.
Yeah.
I lean toward Paul.
I think there needs to be some kind of age limit.
Yeah, you're going to have people that can still work to the 100, but then you're going
to have people like...
Feinstein.
Who's the other old shit?
She's been a mess for over five years.
Yeah, but here's the thing.
You're not going to have these old politicians.
Yes, you will.
No.
If you have...
You're career politicians, all of them.
That's my point is that it's not a matter of age breaking off an age gap limit.
What it is is that you break off the term.
Say, hey, look, man.
You can't be at this seat for X amount of time.
That cuts them out.
You actually make an outstanding point.
If you're a senator for two, that's it.
12 years.
You're out.
You're done.
You can't be president after that.
In other words, if somebody's a late bloomer at what?
At 72, and they run one term and they want to do another term, but they're done after
that.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm with you now.
Term limits is a much better approach.
If you've got someone that's been in office for 40 fucking years, no.
No.
100% agree.
They're part of the problem, period.
Correct.
Yes.
I think that's one of these old people have been in for so long.
They are part of the institutional problem.
Yes.
I mean, no one talks about...
Dude, look at Biden.
He's been in there for what, 50 years?
Over 50 years.
So you look at Dianne Feinstein.
So she had a Chinese spy as a maid, right?
As her driver.
Fang Fang.
As her driver for 20 years.
Bang Bang.
Fang Fang.
Oh, Fang Fang.
Dude, you remember Fang Fang?
Hey, 20 years.
What?
Oh, dude.
20 years.
A Chinese spy for 20 years.
And that spy heard everything.
How do you think... How much information did they get through her?
All of it.
I mean, 100% all of it.
In the car?
Right.
In the house?
In the bathtub with him?
With her?
That's hot.
Was she a good looking chick back in the day?
Was that a... That was Dianne Feinstein opening up her legs.
Was that a record scratch?
What did she look like when she first got in?
Pull a picture of her up.
So that's the problem too.
If you're hot when you get in and you're dying when you get out...
From old age.
From old age?
Was she 90?
Is that what it was?
90.
Just absorb that.
How many... Most of us don't even have parents that lived to 90.
Unbelievable.
No.
That's unbelievable.
I can't stand it.
I really can't stand it.
It's the epitome of government corruption to me.
I mean, she was kind of cute when she was younger.
There she is.
Looking at a picture of her... Like one of those 60s.
In the 60s.
Unbelievable.
It is so wrong on so many levels to have one person be in politics for that long.
I can't stand it.
So we've... She's in a bathing suit there.
What is that?
That's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
High res.
Take it off immediately.
She's got a... Would you say high res?
That's what it says.
High res.
Okay.
I'm going to have to... Where's my fucking red cap?
Red card.
Where's my red card?
Or my yellow card?
You don't get one.
Yeah.
Well, apparently because I didn't go out that day.
Now she looks like the bottom of a crock shoe.
Whatever.
Can we move on?
Well, here's the thing.
I don't want to trample on this lady.
I'm sad that Diane Feinstein died.
I feel like she did her job.
I am nervous that she was influenced.
It became elderly abuse, just like Biden.
I'm nervous that she was... Yes, that.
I think there was some elderly abuse in there.
She was definitely guided towards a lot of her decisions.
Yep.
Her family was like, no, run.
Keep running.
She's like, what?
What?
Just because she had that spy as her staff forever.
You don't think that they didn't have other peripheral spies in there that the other one
brought in?
I 100% think they did.
And you don't even know that.
We don't know what's going on.
I think that her office was infiltrated.
Her office was compromised.
Completely.
Now, you've got this jack... What is it?
Gay power?
Is that right there?
Then you got these people jockeying for position for her office.
What is that?
Pencil neck... Adam Schiff.
Adam Schiff.
Well, do some... Appointed someone.
Temporarily.
Yeah.
Because he said, whoever I appoint has to be a black woman.
Oh.
Did he say that?
Yes, he did.
And it's a black lesbian woman.
He checked two boxes there.
Three boxes.
Yeah.
When are we going to stop checking boxes and pick somebody who is...
That does the job.
Who is actually has the... Because he won points for someone.
Unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
We have got to get out of this mode of checking boxes to appease the populace.
So there seems to be the... I'm going to use the word globalist.
That's not the correct term, but there's a study out there that talks about the... It's
part of the last session before the demise of...
Of the Western world.
Something that has to do with... Civilization.
Yes.
That has to do with compromising sexualities like the last phase.
When they start talking about men being women and women being men, that was the last phase.
This... Has this happened before?
Did the Romans go through that?
Has this happened before?
I believe so.
Yes, historically.
Romans went through transgender stuff?
Yes.
So they're saying that... Yeah, there was always the 13th warrior attached to a lot
of the guys out in the battlefield.
There's always... I don't know what that is, 13th warrior.
It's this... Antonio Banderas movie.
Well, that was... That totally was, but that's not what the movie was... That's not what
the movie should have been about.
Put that on, Sean.
The 13th warrior was the dude that the other 12 warriors banged.
So they gang raped the other warrior?
They didn't necessarily do it, but they brought him along as somebody that would...
Make a comfort.
Facilitate their needs while they were out in the field.
Why would they bring women?
I guess they weren't strong enough.
They're not fighting.
What are you talking about?
All right, look, let's back up a little bit before I start getting to the 13th warrior.
You guys can do your own research on things like this, but what I'm saying is that there's
a study out there that says one of the last phases of a society is when you start getting
into these debates about women and men and the merging of it.
I don't disagree.
That is the last one.
It's kind of like once I heard about that study, then you start looking at all these
things that the globalists are doing.
What Obama's doing.
What Biden's doing.
They're going out to Africa and they're saying, hey man, we're going to give you $390 million
to go ahead and instill this program for the LGBTQABC XYZ program.
We want you to do this for the trans and all this shit.
They're propagating it everywhere.
So I remember somebody telling me there was a book that came out from some scholar and
they were the seven... I don't know how many... I don't know what the number was.
7-11-13 warning signs of every single civilization that has fallen apart.
Like basically what you're saying, these are the warning signs that you have to cross.
And apparently we're deep into it.
Deep into it.
Well, the seventh sign was a movie as well.
Was that with Brad Pitt?
No.
The seventh sign?
Yeah.
That was Demi Moore?
Yes, it was Demi Moore.
That was a fantastic movie, but that had anything to do with the Bible.
That had nothing to do with...
Was she nude in that?
No.
Well, she was actually.
She did a lot of dude scenes.
Well, I mean, you're not going to like this, but she was pregnant in the tub, nude, and
thinking of ending it.
Terrible.
Have you not seen it?
Oh, it's a great movie.
It's actually a fantastic movie.
It's actually a great movie.
Six signs of the apocalypse have come to pass.
Now only one woman can stop the seventh sign in this atoll.
It's really, really good movie.
Demi Moore stars as Abbi Quinn, a young woman who discovers that she and her unborn child
play a terrifying part in the chain of events destined to end the world.
So they have the waters turning to blood.
They have the fish in the sea that are dead.
You've got this dude that looks like he's supposed to be Jesus.
No, he is Jesus.
I mean, it's a fantastic movie.
It's a great movie.
I really did.
It's one of my favorite movies.
OK, so I'll summarize it for you.
The Hall of Souls is empty, right?
Every single person that's born gets a soul from the Hall of Souls.
OK, and it's dwindling.
It's getting down to nothing.
And Jesus has to come to earth and say, is there anybody redeeming?
Like is there any reason to refill the Hall of Souls?
The time is coming.
I can't wait two months to go.
The signs are beginning.
I don't think this does a great job by the way, but keep going.
The day is approaching.
They're showing fish dead.
The mystery is unfolding.
I need to know what this says.
It's a great movie.
Jeff, you would love it.
You really would love it.
February the 29th.
How do you know that?
There's a whole chain of signs like a countdown.
The Bible's filled with them.
One of the signs has to be stopped.
How is this going to you know?
It's time for you to know.
Abby, stay away.
There's nothing you can do.
This is very hateful.
You can't stop it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Show me you have hope, Abby.
Hope.
See, and that's the premise of the movie.
The Hall of Souls is empty.
Okay, I'll go.
Sorry.
Demi Moore in The Seventh Side.
All right, so the premise is the Hall of Souls are empty.
Jesus is waiting for, he's coming down to figure out if there's going to be something
redeeming to refill the Hall of Souls.
And her baby is the baby that will either be born with a soul or born without a soul.
So are we out of souls?
And Jesus knows that.
So he is paying attention to her.
Right.
He's testing her.
Well, she's basically the marker for the rest of humanity.
He's testing the world.
And he's and she and she decides that it's worth it.
The actor, Juergen Proch now.
I'm not going to give it away, but yeah.
The actor, Juergen Proch now, the guy that showed up at the door.
You know, I didn't like him at the beginning of the movie, but at the very end I was like,
well, you don't know who he is.
You don't know.
And then the other guy, the guy with the dark hair, Michael Bean.
Oh my God.
He was he.
I'm telling you that that movie is fantastic.
It is.
Is it Juergen Proch now and Das Boot?
Well, we're going to have to Google that.
Jeff Das Boot.
Alexa, Alexa Das Boot.
What was his name?
I'm sorry.
It's Juergen.
Why are you just throwing out shit?
It was Das Boot.
Yes, he was.
OK, yes.
It's Das Boot.
Yeah, that was like a decade before the movie came out.
The West German War.
Seven years.
It's considered one of the best movies ever made, by the way.
Das Boot.
Yes.
Look at my boot.
Tell you what, tell you what.
You listen.
You watch Seven Stein.
I'll watch Das Boot.
There you go.
Das Boot.
It's a submarine movie.
And we can have a Dudes Like Us movie night.
That would be fun.
We could do like the 3000 Science Mystery Movie Theater.
Well, make fun of the whole thing.
You had me until that part.
Let's watch Das Boot and The Seventh Sign.
Oh, a double feature.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Double feature.
That was good.
That was very radio voice.
Very nice.
Anyway, how do we how do we get on that?
Oh, Seventh Sign.
I don't even know.
But I want to talk more about Demi Moore about last night.
Have you seen that movie?
Are we going to do this again?
Jesus.
That's the first time ever.
Oh my God.
I've never brought it up before.
I mean, this week.
You got your thing of Vaseline out.
You're ready for your Whackatorium getting all ready.
Are you are you both crazy?
I've never talked about about last night on this podcast.
Yes, you have.
How many times?
Once, at least.
Yes.
I mean, I can't really tell you what I'll go through the scripts that we have.
No, no, it's fine.
I mean, if you guys are.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, don't worry about me, guys, I had something passionate to talk about that, you
know?
I never saw näch 구.
Apparently I've been red carted, so I'll just be quiet now.
We did not red card here.
I did not see that movie either.
It's so good at G. way of.
James Belushi it is that?
No, that's Jim, Jim Belushi.
Not Jamespassen.
No, the same thing exactly not.
Not John Belushi.
But he spread it.
You're too good-looking.
I don't like these trailers.
I don't.
You got Rob Lowe in it?
Yes.
Just before his sex tape thing?
At the same time.
So this, about last night,
And it had Elizabeth Perkins.
Not Elizabeth Perkins.
Is that Elizabeth Perkins?
I was pretty drunk last night.
Did anything happen?
No, absolutely nothing.
Wanna do it again?
It's about strategy.
Rob Lowe.
You called her twice?
He's starting to age now.
He's like 100 and now starting to age.
So awesome.
That movie is so awesome.
I think maybe you oughta have a drawer over here.
A drawer?
A whole drawer?
It's about friendship.
I'm moving in with Danny.
These about last night.
You don't go here, you don't go there.
Here's what's fun of the city.
Is that Elizabeth Perkins?
It is Elizabeth Perkins.
Oh, that was Jim Belushi.
No, the-
Who said it first?
I did.
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.
It's about honesty.
Did you sleep with him?
It's about last night.
Stop taking your shirt off, bitch.
Let's do it.
I love you.
It'll pass.
No, it won't.
I need to watch this again.
That's one of my favorite movies of all time.
That is Elizabeth Perkins.
She was also-
You're on Mr. Big.
No, not Mr. Big, just Big.
You want dance or what?
Mr. Big, that was a hair band.
She was on Big, yeah.
What?
She was also on-
Why do you have to be a dick about it?
She's also on, what is that movie with Steve Martin?
Bum-ba-da-da-da-da, My Blue Heaven.
About last night.
Elizabeth Perkins was?
I may be wrong.
She was great in Big with Tom Hanks.
Yes.
Great.
That was a great movie.
They pulled it off.
There were a lot of-
Do you know what I mean?
They pulled it off, where he acted like-
I'll touch him and they pulled it off the hair.
I was like, oh, I don't wanna pull it off.
No, no, no, where he was a little kid in a man's body
and Tom Hanks pulled it off
and Elizabeth Perkins interacting with him pulled it off.
And then when he went back to a little kid,
they pulled it off again.
Those kind of movies are hard to believe.
They don't make movies like that anymore.
No, not really.
They really don't.
It's tough, it's tough.
Who was the director who did all the 16 candles?
Hugh, no.
Hugh?
Hugh.
Jackson?
John Hughes.
John Hughes, I was close.
A director like that who made all those coming of age
type movies.
You don't really have that these days.
Not really.
Not that I'd necessarily appeal to us now, but even-
It would appeal to anyone.
Even to appeal to kids these days.
Nowadays it's all special effects and bullshit.
Gallo character development.
It's just for different times.
I mean, it's digital era, like you said,
there's a lot of special effects that are cool.
Back then, there was a different essence about it
because it was a surprise when you went there.
Seeing Star Wars or E.T., it was like all the special
effects that you've ever seen before.
You're like, oh my God, let's tell them a story.
Now it's all rinse, repeat.
It's like they tell a story, they remake it.
It's like, all right, we're gonna do the Ghostbusters,
but this time they're gonna be women.
Get the fuck outta here.
It's the same fucking thing.
I think it's more about they spent time on
the emotional connection.
Characters and relationships and emotional connection.
And they don't do that now.
Right.
That's my take.
It is missing a soul.
Do you think John Hughes, is that who made it?
John Hughes, yeah.
So if he made that, if they made these movies today,
they would be astronomically a hit.
I believe that.
They don't make, that's what I mean,
they don't make movies anymore.
They don't make them anymore.
That type of movie anymore.
It would be an astronomical hit.
Why?
Why don't they do it?
I don't know.
I don't understand it.
So John Hughes made how many movies?
Did he do Breakfast Club?
Yeah, sounds familiar.
I mean, he made so many.
He's a brilliant, brilliant director.
Ferris Bueller's, Breakfast Club, Weird Science.
Oh my goodness.
Pretty in Pink.
Where you seen this?
Okay, I see that.
16 Candles.
He did the script for Mr. Mom.
Did he really?
That's what it says.
He wrote the screenplay?
Some kind of wonderful.
He used script that same year.
Mr. Mom earned him three film deal.
Yes.
Unbelievable.
Oh, he did Home Alone.
Yeah, so he-
Home Alone, yeah.
Dennis Jimenez.
All the Home Alones.
Planes, trains, and automobiles.
Oh dude.
Uncle Buck.
Look, this is classic.
What the hell?
This is classic stuff. Christmas vacation.
Where they have classic backdrops
of cliche American homes, cities, and towns.
No, not cities, towns.
Well, hell, Home Alone out of cities.
This is all rich and very white kind of good feel stuff.
And I say that in a positive way, I hope.
Maybe that wasn't, I don't know.
Well, no, I think you're saying it
from the perspective of what we grew up with, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't matter that it's white or whatever.
I misspoke on that, but-
The fact is, it was what the movies we grew up with,
and it was, they were great.
Amazing.
I wonder if he did like Teen Wolf and that kind of stuff.
It did a lot of screenplays, evidently.
The Joy of Sex, 1982.
Interesting.
Oh, let's watch that again.
A dirty love story.
Dirty, what are you, dirty love story?
The Joy of Sex, a dirty love story.
Does it say that?
Yes.
Will and vinegar, soon to be married man.
You guys are doing a really small font,
which is kind of unfair.
I can't really see any of that.
Oh, oh, you're talking about John Hughes right now?
Yes.
Really?
Whoa, I mean, I couldn't see that.
I, you know, you guys were-
You're such a jackwagon.
Yeah, I know.
He died several years ago, I think.
A few years back.
Yeah, when did he die?
How did John, I don't care how he passed, heart attack.
Age of 59.
That's too young.
It had to be cancer or something, right?
Well, it's a heart attack.
Oh man, that sucks.
Wow, 59.
That sucks.
What a brilliant, brilliant director.
Yeah, hats off to him.
Brilliant director.
Candice Greer, 1970.
So, look man, there are,
we're just not gonna get that anymore.
We're not gonna have that climate.
It's changed forever.
It is.
It really is.
There is still a lot of fantastical things coming up.
There is.
And even though, man, I really haven't seen it.
I say that, but I was kinda empty handed.
I don't know what they're bringing.
Like Ahsoka with the Star Wars stuff.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
But there are, look, Andor,
the storyline that they're coming up,
I'm fucking digging it.
I'm digging it, man.
So here's what I was gonna say.
With the whales.
It seems like the character development
and the emotional connection to the viewer
has shifted to streaming shows, not movies.
Are you following me here?
Well, I mean, I think what you're saying is that,
I would say miniseries.
Yeah, miniseries or shows,
but the big screen movie shows,
like the $200 trillion movies that they make.
They're not whales, they're called.
They ain't got, they don't have time for that.
They're space whales.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Hyperspace whales.
Space whales.
Are you talking about Star Trek?
Where they had the transparent aluminum.
The Star Wars had some space whales.
And they went back in time.
And they went back in time and they got the whale.
The bluish purple bulbous heads and fins and tentacles.
So confusing.
They resemble an octopus more than a whale.
On the back end they do, yes.
So they don't make movies, again, I go back to,
they don't make these type of movies,
because I can't think of any that would be similar to this
unless I'm just completely outside of the demographic now
and I just don't pay attention to it.
Right.
But TV shows they do, right?
Like John Hughes, similar, right?
TV shows, they spend the time to develop the characters.
In movies they don't.
Now, now, I'm talking about now.
Am I right or no?
Well, I mean, correct.
But think of like you have like,
the Bill Cosby show.
I know, whatever, just roll with it.
But stuff like that.
Yeah.
Back to the, what's that, back to the future?
No, no, no, it was a.
Beat me to it.
I said it.
I wasn't thinking back to the future.
I was thinking of the other show where,
yeah, whatever, it's just,
got that spin-off of the,
the Cosby had like a bunch of spin-offs.
Just all those 80s, 90s things.
What is the maid in All the Girls and the Girls?
What?
Facts of life.
It wasn't back, it was facts.
That's what I was thinking of.
That's some different strokes.
Yeah, different strokes.
I mean, it's all that stuff.
And maybe that's just us showing our age.
Oh, wow.
Thank God the music saved us
because you are so inebriated.
I didn't finish mine.
I barely took a sip of it.
I'm starting to wonder who you are right now.
This was a lot of fun.
Yeah, this was a good one.
We went-
Of course, it was fun.
I don't know if it was good, but it was fun.
You know, it's horrible.
Oh, you're talking about the polka-dacks?
No, no, no.
It was horrible, but it was a lot of fun for us.
Sometimes I think our listeners are like,
what the fuck?
All right.
Well, I'll tell you what.
One thing we didn't do.
We didn't talk about 1845 Distillery,
Lowry Crossings.
I need to get out there this weekend
to get the next bottle.
They got a bottle.
I know, it's waiting for me.
I have not returned it. Total Wine.
We're gonna see Jody, Stan, Kevin,
Friday, tomorrow, absolutely.
Tomorrow, dudes.gus, wanna meet us out there.
We'll be out there between five and six p.m.
We'll be passing out little tokens.
Little dudes.gus magnets.
Good to make so.
Probably a while, I don't know.
You guys have a great night.
It's October 5th.
I've been drunk off that, god damn.
Yes, you are.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude, you finished yours like a half hour ago.
No, I don't drink.
Shit.
You don't drink what?
You don't drink good bourbon?
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
I'm Sean.