Mmm.
Grand new bottle of bourbon.
I haven't tried it yet.
We'll talk about it in a second.
Yes, we will.
Yeah, we'll talk about it in a second.
Let me pull it up here.
I won't tell anybody what it's about.
No, it's a secret.
They have to listen for 10 minutes before they get that privilege, that nugget.
That's right.
Maybe 10 minutes.
Maybe we'll get it right at the very end.
I'm going to tease them.
Tease them to where they're on the verge of exploding.
Then we forget about it.
The name of this bottle, do they have a chapter in the Bible?
Oh, God.
No.
No?
First name?
No.
Is it Paul's Bourbon?
Well, here we are again, ladies and gentlemen.
Very weird.
What's that?
We're doing a Thursday night.
We don't have a producer.
We're kind of winging it.
We are winging it.
Sean is our video guy.
Yeah, this week was crazy.
It was mainly my fault.
Actually, it was all my fault.
It was all your fault.
It's no fault.
We're busy.
We're busy guys.
Yeah, Sean, you were.
What time did you get home last night?
Actually, hold on.
It's October 5th.
It's the middle of the first week of October.
The producer's gone.
Weather's great.
Still hot.
That's rain last night.
Well, we needed that bad.
Speaking of rain, I'll get into that in a second.
I guess I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And I was dispatched to Texarkana to go for my job.
And part of my job is to look sometimes on the exterior of buildings.
And God bless, man.
They said there was like 20 percent chance of rain.
And then we get out there and oh my God, it was like it would not stop.
Yeah, the rain, the skies opened up.
Jesus.
Three hours to get there.
I sit there and I'm in the car.
And then this other gentleman, I'm a meeting there, another professional.
You know, we're both sitting in our car talking to each other.
It's like, well, let's run into the office.
We run from the car 15 feet to the office.
Drenched.
Yeah, just soaking wet.
And we're just like, well, it's like, well, you know, what's the point of doing that?
You can't do your inspection.
You just wait for it to stop.
You just kind of turn around after an hour or so, turn back.
Well, we waited there for like 30 minutes thinking we'd find a pocket.
But even then, we're kind of like, this isn't going to happen.
So we're just like, oh, let's go eat lunch.
You know, give it give it an hour or two.
Do you get a nice burrito?
No, no, we went up to a knee.
I forget the name of the place.
Neiman's or name is I think was the local joint.
It was a local joint.
It was barbecue.
It was pretty good.
Turns out this guy doesn't eat meat.
Hmm.
The guy that you were working with?
Yeah.
It turns out he's got a kidney issue.
So yes.
But yeah, good.
Good restraint.
He had some salmon.
It was a good barbecue place.
So I had a.
It's salmon at a barbecue joint.
They did.
It was good.
I mean, I didn't have the salmon.
He had the salmon.
He said it was good.
Was it smoked?
It looks smoked.
Yeah.
Barbecue, a little sliced barbecue was good.
I held back.
I could have ordered like the triple meat plate.
You normally do.
You could have ordered the single meat.
Like turkey or.
Sliced brisket.
Sausage.
You got a double, a double portion of single meat.
I'll have the three meat, all turkey.
I'll have half the cow.
Slice that fat bitch.
You want three or four pieces of meat?
No, just one gigantic piece of meat.
Just the whole breast.
Yeah.
Stick a broom handle in there.
I'll eat it like a frickin' meat in a stick.
Like a lollipop.
Cow on a stick.
No, it was good.
It was good.
And I feel bad.
I don't know the name of the place, but it was good out in Texarkana.
It was rained out.
So I was anticipating being out there for a long while looking at 25 buildings.
And it turned out that.
So you drove three hours.
Yeah.
One way.
To do nothing.
Yeah.
Basically waited there for, I think a total of three hours there.
Waited there three hours.
And then turned around and drove back three hours.
Ouch.
In the rain.
It's not Namans.
N-A-A-M-A-N.
Yeah.
I think that's what it was.
Yeah.
Well, that's cool.
At least you got to have some local cuisine.
Well, shout out to Namans.
N-A-A-M-E-N.
A-N.
It's got 4.6 stars on Google.
Yeah.
Google.
Well, it was good.
The staff was cool.
And actually the building is kind of cool too.
It's an eclectic building from the Texas historical perspective.
They've got some sort of old car inside the building.
And the bar was really cool.
I didn't sit at the bar, but as I was trying to be professional, I was kind of like, I
want to come over here and sit.
Right.
I'm looking for Sean Crawford.
Hey, where you at?
There's a meat pie.
And it was whatever.
It was just a fucked up day.
When you have shit to do.
I know.
And you're like.
So you have to go back out there.
I do.
So that was six hours of driving.
Do you get to charge anyone for that?
Yeah.
I mean, my time is taken.
So I get to claim the time.
It's billable time.
But it's you know, I can't complain about that.
Some people would be like, hey, I'm working for free.
You're getting paid.
Well, yeah.
But you know, I've got there's a lot on my plate.
That's six hours of downtime.
And it backs you up.
Yeah.
I mean, I've got I've got stuff I need to I need to do.
And you're working now, Paul, in the in the billable world.
So you know, it's you know, when you got billables, it's just a little bit different from from
salary because whatever you don't finish that day, you just put on the plate for the next
day.
Sure.
Well, sometimes those deadlines, you know, they don't care.
They don't go away.
You drove seven hours round trip.
You know, they're like, yeah, it's due today.
So when you get back driving, you need to go and do that.
Yeah.
It's not like you enjoy it like you.
Hey, it's raining.
I don't have to work.
And you're like, yeah, I'm just like, God bless.
I don't want to.
I do.
Look, I do like to drive.
I do.
You obviously like road trips.
Oh, you do.
You rent a car.
Of course.
Yeah, I rent a car and I still have the car.
You know, I've got the car until it's kind of a fucked up thing, too, because I rent
the car for four days, you know, because I had I was expected to be out there overnight.
And so, you know, I had I was out of town Tuesday, Wednesday yesterday, and I wasn't
planning on coming back until or potentially coming back.
And then I've got to go back out of town tomorrow.
So I locked it up for four days.
So it's just like, whatever.
It is what it is.
I like my job.
I have fun.
It is stressful.
But all jobs are so they are.
They can be.
Yeah.
But I do like to take the high road on stuff.
I goof around a lot with everybody.
You know, I let them know that, you know, don't take shit too serious, even the dickheads
out there, because there are students like we're running to dickheads.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
I don't understand that mentality.
I think maybe it's I guess it's life experience.
Right.
You know, and I always go back to when my mother passed away.
My life perception changed.
Yeah.
My life.
How serious life is.
Yeah.
It's just like, you know, I had a shitty day, but man, my mom had a much shittier day than
I did back then.
Right.
And there's someone today and I try to tell my boys, I was like, no matter how bad your
day is, there's always someone with worse going on.
Oh, yeah.
You know.
I try to keep that perspective.
You know, that's an interesting thing.
Chick-fil-A in their training video of Chick-fil-A. I don't know if you've seen that.
It was I don't know if it went viral, but that was one of the things that the person
was saying.
When somebody walks into a Chick-fil-A, you have no idea what their situation is.
And it gave these examples.
You don't know if their mother's dying of this or their their friend just got into a
wreck or their kid is, you know, you know, picking up food on the way to the hospital
or whatever.
Right.
You don't you don't know.
So you treat everyone, give them the brightest moment they can when you walk in their store.
That's why I try not to get it's true.
I mean, we all should have that attitude about everyone we run into.
That's why I try not to get too pissed off at idiot drivers, because I'm like, well,
maybe his wife is getting having birth.
He's trying to get home.
Right.
Maybe someone's hurt and he's trying to get most likely it's just an asshole driver.
I won't maybe he's like, oh, my God, I got to get this bean burrito home to my wife.
She's pregnant now.
You know, I mean, maybe he's got a shit so bad.
Right.
We've all been there.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, one day you're going to be that asshole driver because you're in an emergency.
It's just had a bad day.
So I tried to use it.
I mean, imagine you got reamed by your boss.
It wasn't fair.
All these people are mad at you.
They think it's your fault.
And so you get in the car when you're leaving work and you're an asshole driver.
Right.
And you know, I'll bitch.
That's just the way it works.
I'll bitch.
It's like, what an asshole.
But I won't.
Nothing beyond that.
Right.
You don't like shoot at them.
No, I don't like like pit move them and push.
I'm going to call Jeff out on this.
Oh, boy.
He's a he's he's right and he's wrong.
All right.
He typically does.
But I will tell him, if you pull out in front of him, he drives it.
He drives a tank.
All right.
And it's intimidating.
It's like a semi truck rolling up on you.
Well, and it's got those gigantic bars on the front.
Oh, dude.
So you got a car pulls out in front of them from somewhere.
And if he's in the lane, he's just like, start speeding up to get up right behind him and
like slow down.
And then there's student driver stickers all over the car.
Look on his face.
His eyebrow, his right eyebrow is a little quiver.
And it's just out of body.
I don't say I'm perfect.
I try to live.
I don't say I'm perfect.
Oh, and if he's if we're like rolling in front of a Home Depot or a Kruger or something and
someone's walking out and they're fumbling over their packages and Jeff's like rolls
up right on them, run them over.
And you can't see I'm like, I'm a big truck.
You're in the way.
You know, if we were being honest with ourselves, we have we have all had a just a road rage
incident where we're like, really?
I've had a road rage.
I really did.
I really do.
I've never really had one.
You know, I got out of the car.
Oh, I've never done that.
What?
Oh, dude.
Yeah, this got out of the car.
I was about to throw down.
You like all puffed up and going, come on, come on.
I was in the peak.
I was in the peak of my construction stuff.
And you know, tip over their car.
I would have done what I would have asserted my authority, whatever it would have taken.
And the dude just backed up, got back in his car and left.
Oh, he got out, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And he was just like, oh, it's on.
And he just kind of backed up and got back in his car.
He saw your crazy eye.
Yeah.
Well, dude, I started getting freaked out a little bit because he ran back to his car.
I was like, oh, this must probably have gone yet.
Some neck vein working and had vein.
But that's what you got to think about, man.
Yeah.
People have guns in their cars and they act crazy.
Correct.
Yeah.
So I don't I don't do that stuff anymore.
That's what you call wisdom.
You know, you've got these experiences, you kind of like, yeah, in retrospect.
That's a good point.
The more we get, the less these things happen.
I mean, you've got these things that happen.
I believe it was in New York where you had this this gentleman and a lady.
This dude got stabbed to death.
Right.
This is just current.
Crazy.
Well, he's an activist.
And you heard what she's doing, right?
She refuses to identify them because he will be oppressed.
Right.
What a fucking moron.
Yeah.
Well, he's he's an activist for he's a desjayw, basically.
That gets done.
I don't know anything about it.
But what the news was saying is he was a political activist.
And he looked like a putz.
But my point is, is that you just don't know that that freak that that the dude got stabbed
to death.
Right.
You know, and she's nothing, nothing hard.
Nothing justifies that.
No, what a what a stupid bitch.
You know, I tell you what, if my wife would have done that.
Well, you're dead.
So I would have came back from the dead.
I would have.
I'd be like RoboCop.
Right.
Oh, it's it's it's a police officer, Murphy, coming to the town.
Because that was RoboCop's last name.
Right.
I don't remember.
Yeah, it was.
Huh.
You know, speaking of moments where it could have gone bad, but it was it actually ended
great.
Have you ever seen the video of the businessman is walking across the street in some I don't
know if it was Chicago or New York, and there's a guy on a bike and the guy runs into him.
Yes, he runs into the guy on the bike.
The guy on the bike runs into the dude that's walking across the street and he goes, because
what the hell?
You're going the wrong way.
You're going you're going the wrong direction on the street.
He goes, he goes, and you're walking across the street, not on a crosswalk.
And the guy goes, yes, fair enough.
He goes, fair enough.
And they're like, good day.
Good day to you.
Fucker.
Right.
It's hilarious.
And I was like, I mean, it should have been the way every single altercation ends, where
they both admit fault and they move on because it's just not worth it.
It's not.
It's not worth it.
And I try not to if I get angry, I try not to stay angry very long.
It's not healthy, for one thing.
It isn't.
You know, the stress and the anxiety and stuff like that.
And I have the I think I have the ability to let that go for the most part.
And there's some people who can't, though.
Yeah, they're just knots and they it impacts them lifewise.
Yeah.
I don't know if I should share the story, but it's from today.
So yeah.
So my wife, my wife works at a school.
I won't say what school, but you know, she was working the car line.
Harvard, the crazy car line, the Plano School District.
You know how you know how the cars, you know, like everybody's in a hurry.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
All this kind of stuff.
What?
Right.
And so anyway, so this lady is impatient and doesn't want to wait in the line.
And so she lets her kid out in the middle of the street to go into the school.
Really?
And so my wife was like, you can't do that.
That's not safe for the child.
And you need to, you know, stay in the line and blah, blah, blah.
And and so the woman was like, well, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And she was like, I understand.
But you need to follow the rules, please.
And the and the woman goes, bitch.
And my wife and they shut the door.
And my wife was like, what you just and she like reached to open the door and it was locked.
And she like tapped on the window and she goes, what did you just call me?
Like it's on.
Right.
Like my wife is not going to back down from shit.
You guys know that.
Right.
Anyway, so the woman starts driving off and giving her the bird.
And my wife was like, there is no.
Like it was like crazy.
She throws like a sticky bomb on the car.
Right.
Her sock covered in tar and explosive.
And I tried to play that card with her.
I was like, honey, you don't know what kind of day she's had or what's going on with work.
So try not to kill her.
Anyway, it happens.
So they should have like it does drop her pants and throw some dung on her.
Wait, wait till tomorrow.
Slinging.
Well, wait till tomorrow.
Fashion.
Well, when that lady pulls up tomorrow to drop her kid off.
Well, and she's standing there.
Right.
I mean, well, actually, what's happened because of the incident?
She got pulled off, pulled off a car line.
No.
So I was like, hey, that's what you wanted anyway.
Right.
You should have done that months ago.
Pulled a gun.
Yeah.
Get into altercations with parents, man.
That's the best way to get pulled off that line because parents are stupid, man.
They don't listen and they're they're going the wrong way and they're doing, you know,
it's kind of like Mr. Mom.
Do you remember when Mr. Mom was he takes over?
Michael Keaton takes over and all the parents, all the women are honking at him because he
doesn't know what he's doing and stuff.
Right.
I mean, it's not really that bad.
But anyway, it's funny.
It's funny.
We all we all do stupid things.
Yes, we do.
Yeah.
Anyway, I don't ever do stupid things.
No, no, never.
Never, Sean.
Anyway, so let's are you bringing up Mr. Mom?
I love that show.
I actually have that recorded downstairs.
That is something.
I need to watch it again with Terry Garr, right?
Yes.
We really need to come up with a list of movies that are must go back and watch movies.
This was in 1983.
Yeah.
Dad, he's a real man.
Seven o'clock in the morning.
And all out.
Go get it.
But when his job pulled the plug on him, I'm fine.
It's a good movie.
And he became the lady of the house.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
He's got a number of good movies.
I'm the gym or the gun club.
What was the other movie?
What was the car?
Gun Ho.
That was a good one, too.
That was good as this one.
He was also obviously.
That's what he had the Asian guy on there.
It was like, no time for no wanky my wanky.
No, don't get any food.
No, that was.
It's the same guy.
16 candles.
Yeah, but it's the same guy.
Same actor.
He's in the same movie.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is Gun Ho.
It's like the same time period.
Look at him.
Hans Stevenson invited the Japanese.
You know, my dad was over here with the army.
But that one's a great story of like American.
Hey, did you decorate this place yourself?
Yeah.
Him being loyal to the American workers, you know?
Right.
Welcome to your first day with the San Montes.
That's a great movie, too.
Yeah, it has a lot to say about the real shit that's going on in China and some of the relationships
that they had.
I almost knocked my drink down.
Whoa, that had been bad.
Oh my God.
Well, and the what?
The UA, United.
Yeah, they they're striking where they were.
Did you see where they're giving AOC shit for not having a union made car?
Oh, who gave her shit?
The news and they're because she drives a Tesla.
She drives a Tesla.
Yes.
And she hates Elon Musk.
Yes.
And she she was questioned on some news program.
How come you're not driving a union made car?
You support those unions yet.
You're not going to buy a union made car.
That's so unfair.
Oh, well, we're about ready to trade in our car, you know, this this week or next month
or so.
I'm not a big fan of AOC, but that's just not fair.
I mean, that what you know, the how they talk about the what the gotcha questions and the
and they try to pin them down on some bullshit.
That's just crap, man.
Right.
She got a Tesla because she was trying to be she believes she's being good for the environment.
You know what I mean?
Correct.
I can't fault it for that.
I find it interesting that Tesla I don't think they have any unions in their factories, I
guess.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
It sounds like I'm sure UAW is trying to get in there, though.
Hmm.
You know, he probably has a big anti-union clause, though.
Yeah.
I mean, what is your feelings on union?
I mean, to me, it's it's teachers unions need to go away.
It's over in general unions, right?
I mean, I get why they started.
It was because big business was shitting all over the worker.
They had no rights.
They were worked to death.
They got shitty pay.
And so they came up with unions so they would protect the workers.
But I think it's now morphed into kind of it's a political party.
Yeah, it's a political party where the people at the top make a shit ton of money.
Correct.
And they just you know, the lobbying and making deals behind it.
And then I really it's lost its purpose, in my opinion.
Yeah.
And well, other than the fact that union workers get paid a shit ton.
Well, yeah.
For doing, you know, doing I mean, let me put it this way.
A private private company, a private company doing the same role as a union company.
I guarantee that I'll make the same.
So this NBA player is an union.
Pardon me.
Is he in a union?
I'm talking about earn earn us Cantor.
Yeah.
And as freedom Cantor, whatever that's going to.
Yeah.
Well, he's calling out some of he's protesting about some of the Chinese.
Oh, he calls out the Chinese connection.
Because the NBA is a slut to China.
Yeah, they look at Google.
This is how fucked up Google is when they're they're biased.
Oh, yeah.
You pull it up.
Look, they've got this is from 2021.
You know, you can't find anything about what he's just now doing.
He's saying all sorts of stuff.
You can go to like Duck Duck Go see if it pulls anything newer.
That's a good point.
Because they apparently don't.
Supposedly.
Yeah.
But didn't they get they got caught in the news censoring something and got torn up for
it.
I don't I don't know if you can really trust anybody, but some some are better than others,
I would imagine.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're censored.
Oh, is that it right there?
Fox News six hours ago.
Well, that's my point.
You didn't see that on there.
All right.
So are you guys following this?
What's going on?
Well, I mean, he was he still playing?
No, he's been blackballed, basically blacklisted.
Yeah.
But his contract expired.
No one wants him now.
Yeah, basically.
He's kind of like who's the dude in the NFL that started kneeling?
Capernic.
So he's kind of like that.
So he's the other way.
He's the other way.
Yeah.
So he was calling out China and he was calling out the NBA for catering to China and turning
a blind eye to, you know, all the stuff that's going on with the Uyghurs.
Right.
And all that kind of stuff.
And he's calling out the Chinese products made in Chinese labor camps, partisan commission,
sending a letter to league executives stating NBA players should not be subsidizing genocide
by endorsing or wearing shoes here from Chinese sportswear companies, complicit in forced
labor.
And his cancer freedom is a former NBA player.
He has been at the forefront of this fight and it has separated him in many ways from
the NBA and their policies.
And it's good morning.
It's always good to see you.
He calls out anybody who is not familiar with your story, what you have been doing on this
and what is a LeBron LeBron, LeBron, LeBron.
You know, the motherfuckers, he's he's he's a billionaire.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Piece of shit racist.
What a racist.
You know, I mean, first of all, I don't want to take away the fact that he's talented.
How did you get on to LeBron?
Because he calls out LeBron James in this interview, this exact interview.
Oh, he calls out LeBron James in this.
I shouldn't say he specifically, but he does.
He he doesn't like.
He doesn't call out LeBron James like he's a bad person.
Right.
He calls out.
He says, hey, man, look, they're pushing an agenda.
They're pushing these these products that, like you said, the Uyghurs are our slave labor
over there.
They're basically taking these Muslims and they're pushing them in camps.
And now they're freaking.
They're sweatshops.
And it's it's questionable allegiances simply because there's so much money.
The mighty dollar.
You know, it's organ harvesting.
You know, there's there's a lot of ugly, ugly stuff going on.
I mean, you're a millionaire and you need a kidney.
It's coming from a weaker.
That's all over the world, man.
I mean, just people turn a blind eye to human atrocities because there's money in it.
Look, just like the child trafficking.
Human trafficking.
Yep.
Even trafficking.
Absolutely.
It makes so much money that people just go, yeah.
That's why the sound of freedom was, you know, people were dogging it and getting all upset
about it because it's exposing some things, exposing some things.
I sent you a story where they up in Ohio, of all places, by Cleveland, they just busted
like one hundred and fifty people in a human trafficking ring.
Unbelievable.
Did I send you that?
There's a video of them bursting into hotel rooms, arresting them, and they're like teachers.
Oh, yeah.
They're regular people.
Preachers.
Preachers?
A couple worked at Disney.
Yeah, like church.
Disney employees.
Yeah, Disney employees.
I know.
Like I said, just your your regular upstanding neighborhood person.
So my involved in sex trafficking for my middle, my middle son, one of his friends in middle
school got arrested for that.
For sex trafficking?
For being involved in human or, you know, trafficking, human trafficking.
Is that possible?
He got charged.
So he was part of this ring.
So is he in prison now?
I don't know.
I haven't heard.
But I mean, we like we know the kid.
Unbelievable.
Weird.
I would like to know more about that.
Yeah.
You know what?
I mean, what exactly?
I don't know.
How do you get mixed up in that for one thing?
Pardon?
How do you get mixed up in that for one thing?
Money.
Right here in our backyard.
So it's money.
It's everything.
Everything's there.
There are more people in in Ohio.
There's a was that based in Ohio or is that a separate article?
That was that video.
I said she was in Ohio.
Yeah.
150 people.
There were somewhere I'm getting the feeling something I read or saw that Ohio has the
highest missing persons list.
Oh, they said something about.
Yeah, there's a thousand kids missing in one one particular city.
Yeah.
Really?
I mean, unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
It goes unchecked.
Kind of like the immigrants coming up from the south.
Yeah, I don't know.
Unchecked.
I don't know why Ohio would be so bad.
You've got two major because no one gives a shit.
You have I said the Bengals.
It could be could be the Bengals.
Well, what are you suggesting?
The Browns or Bengals?
I mean, you know, those NFL teams, they suck and they they encourage human trafficking.
The Bengals do.
So I'm not really sure what the connection is, but I feel it really is there.
Yeah.
So I don't know what it is about Ohio.
It's very it's very rural.
Speaking of sucks.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
It's very, very rural.
I don't know what makes Ohio stand out more than any one other state.
Maybe it's a it's a less publicized area of the country.
Meaning you could I don't know.
Meaning it's not as high profile as as the East Coast and West Coast.
And so people can go missing without it making national news.
I would think Texas would be a big and it is a big state for that just because of where
it's at.
And it is.
I'm thinking it's.
Here's what I think about the missing people in Texas.
And I agree with you, Jeff.
I think it is.
It's got to be.
And the reason why is not necessarily United States citizens that are being just taken
up.
There's a lot of these illegal aliens that are coming up.
These children.
I know they send them to these wherever the fuck they're sending them to.
I mean, there's getting uploaded on a bus and then they disappear into the fabric of
society.
You never see them again.
You have no idea.
There's no idea what to expect.
There's nobody taking care of them.
Well, there's nothing.
But where'd that person go?
Hey, you're person A. And they were taken into custody.
And now where are they at?
You want an audit of where exactly they're at.
And there's not.
That's troubling.
It's been troubling and it continues to be troubling.
Meaning the people that come over can be victims.
But I will tell you also, the people that come over.
So I don't know if you saw the recent congressional hearing or the meeting afterwards or the press
release afterwards.
But apparently they're getting wristbands.
Yes, I saw that.
You saw that.
All right.
So you got wristbands and what those wristbands mean is that you owe us money.
Correct.
We got you over here and you owe us money.
That was Ted Cruz asking my orcas.
Do you know what these are?
That's right.
That's what I don't know.
I don't know what those are.
He was just like, this is disgusting.
You don't know what this is.
Right.
It's OK.
So just imagine you have these people that are coming over.
They've already spent their life savings getting getting here.
Right.
And then it wasn't enough.
And then the human traffickers are like, you owe us this amount of money.
Imagine the desperation that they have to make money so that they can pay it back.
And what's the easiest thing they're going to do is what?
Hooking, hooking it, selling their bodies.
Yeah.
Well, I was thinking I was thinking drug mules.
I was thinking get involved in human trafficking.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Well, human trafficking, sex trafficking, meaning meaning help them get more people.
Oh, maybe.
You know what I mean?
If you're desperate, you're going to do all those things you said.
Sell your body, do this, do that, like, like take, you know, be be taken advantage of from
a from a job perspective because they know that you're at their mercy.
I mean, they call that what indentured servitude service or whatever it's called.
Right.
Exactly.
Old school indentured servant.
Yeah.
So you owe me and you're and they set it up so that you can never repay it.
Correct.
And you can't say anything about it because I'll have you deported.
Right.
You know, so the Irish retreated back in the day.
You know, there we got there's a lot.
Oh, my God, there's a lot.
I mean, Matt Gates, Speaker of the House, Dude, that was crazy.
The you know, they're talking about in Trump's not Trump, but Biden's trying to push the
hold on.
So Biden said he's going to back on the border.
Biden said he's actually going to start building the wall again.
Did you hear that?
I just flipped it says today, I guess it was Biden who actually ended up doing it because
he's like, yeah, this is bad.
Yeah.
I mean, it's so I almost think that they they knew what was going to happen.
Right.
They wanted to they wanted a certain number to come over and they wanted to be somewhat
controllable and under the radar and so that they could get, you know, get the numbers
up and then give them amnesty, let them vote, Democrat, keep these people in office.
But it got out of hand.
And so so out of hand.
It's completely out of hand.
And now everyone's admitting it.
And it can't be under the radar anymore.
So now they got to do something.
So now but they got the numbers they wanted.
Well, I mean, yeah, they're over here now and they've got more.
I mean, they're going to flip states, man.
I mean, oh, yeah.
So but look, if they're allowed to vote, if when we get a Republican in back into the
office, I mean, they're going to they're going to pump the brakes on a lot of this stuff
and they they need to reformulate ICE or version of it.
And what start capturing and deporting people?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Look, that's enforcing the law.
Yeah.
The military aged single male over here, ship them back.
Right.
I hear you.
You know, address them first.
If you're here with your family, OK, you're going to get dealt with.
But I'm going after these millions of 18 to what 40 year old men here over here by themselves.
Because I'll tell you what, they're hemorrhaging our our tax system to not only sucking in
freak well, health and support, but when when they get here.
So that's one type of way they're sucking in our our money.
The other way they're sucking in our money where they're applying negative pressure in
our of our financial system is that the money that they make gets not staying here.
They send it back to Mexico or wherever the fuck they come from.
Most of them don't come from Mexico.
Most of them come from Venezuela.
Yeah, well, regardless, it doesn't stay in the United States.
So you kind of like, all right.
Well, I mean, you create a vacuum now.
So when you earn your money here in the United States, you're supposed to spend it in here.
It's supposed to.
That's how it's supposed to work.
You get taxed.
Yeah.
Circulate another other time.
Yes, correct.
Yeah.
But they know the next step they want to do is they want to allow them to vote and give
them some.
Well, now the driver's license.
You know.
Oh, yeah.
And the money the mayor of New York City said it's going to cost them next year.
Twelve billion dollars to take care of the migrants that are already there.
Yeah.
Twelve billion dollars.
You know what?
I'm not going to disagree with the criticism that Abbott got that they're using them as
pawns and it's inhumane.
It totally worked because it's not it can't hide this problem.
And people were ignoring it and letting the border states like totally handle it themselves
and the crush of it.
Right.
And it was brilliant.
Well, look what's happening in Chicago.
Chicago.
You have a lot of the immigrants going to the traditionally black neighborhoods and
they're not placing the residents there.
And they're just like, yeah, no, you're not putting all these tents in the playground
that my kids play at.
Oh, they're taking over schools that have been closed down.
It's now.
You know, now it's a shelter, you know, hotels.
Now it's a shelter.
And now the airport.
Chicago.
And now the airport is closed.
It's not even here.
I mean, how would they think that would work?
I mean, really, are they knocking down like one of the runways just putting tents up or
something?
What are they doing?
It's in the terminals, obviously.
It's in an area of the terminals where they are.
They're housing them.
It's unbelievable.
I don't get it.
And you saw the video I sent.
We talked about it earlier about the hotel in New York.
Yeah.
It has this security of some sort.
Yeah.
And he's walking by and he happens to have a video camera as his phone or he shoots it
in there and they come shooting out and basically says, you can't video here.
Yeah.
And he's like, what are you talking about?
Yeah.
What is this place?
Who are you?
Who do you work for?
Who are you?
He's asking all these questions.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know who I am.
Yeah, they're asking all these questions.
They're like, sir, you can't video.
Sir, you can't video.
I'm on the sidewalk.
You can't do that.
Then they surround them.
And then who called the police, by the way?
They did.
And the policeman was like.
He's on the sidewalk.
Yeah.
He was like, you're good, man.
Right.
I mean, he told he had the guys back.
Right.
And there were one guy who initially came out and I think two or three others ended up
coming out trying to intimidate this guy.
Oh, no, it was like six of them.
They try to surround them.
They did.
They go, what are you surrounding me for?
He was dropping all kinds of bombs.
Bombs, bombs left and right.
He got pissed off.
He did.
He's like, what's going on here?
Right.
So I don't know.
It's concerning.
Why would you have that level of security for a for a migrant hotel?
Migrant shelter?
Yes.
You know, they don't want the publicity.
Right.
Well, Steven said that they may go to New York City for their fifth year anniversary.
Nice.
I told him, I was like, well, if you do stay in one of those shelters, I was like, you
need to pay attention because a lot of those hotels are being used for immigrants now.
Unreal.
They're like, well, the luxury ones are and I was like, yes, they are.
Yes, they are.
Just because being subsidized, but they're tearing up these hotels.
I was like, it may not be the right time to go up there for one thing, just because of
that.
And you'd have to have your head on the swivel.
Right.
Yeah.
But is it is it one of the you know, I think we've talked about this before, where where
what we hear in the news, they get ten thousand a month.
Yeah, I know.
It's a lot.
What's our ten thousand a month.
So OK, where are they going?
I get it.
But sometimes we hear stuff in the news that is inflammatory over the top in your face.
Well, I watched and the people that live there are like, yeah, I watched to see this.
We don't hear if you watch the five.
They live in that area and they're talking about it.
They're just like, it is terrible.
I don't know why anyone would visit or live here.
There you go.
OK, well, then that's legit.
Yeah.
And you know, and you see this footage of this, the whole streets are lined with migrants.
Again, I'm sure it's in certain areas, but the hotels, every hotel is going to be impacted
by this.
Yes.
I mean, what if the government forces them and they are and they're forcing them to house
them?
Yes.
What a mess.
So I told him I was like, you may want to rethink that and go somewhere else.
Go to somewhere that's not as I said, stay away from the coasts.
Even the mayor, even the mayor was like, this is going to basically do New York City in
like it won't be the New York that you that that it's been forever.
I mean, and he's he's pro immigration and he's Eric Adams, Eric Adam, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Eric, he's the whole sanctuary.
So he's proud to be a sanctuary.
So now they're and they're looking at changing the law.
They're looking at changing it.
I mean, look, I mean, the spirit of it.
I use that a lot, you know, the spirit of it was it was to be that if you live there,
you don't have to be afraid of being deported.
But they're like, come on, come on.
Well, they did.
Well, that's just it.
I mean, they weren't thinking.
I mean, that's just it's just misinformation.
I haven't created that.
Well, no, he did not create that.
The border created that Biden created that.
I get it.
But they probably would not have ended up in New York in these numbers and Chicago in
these numbers if he hadn't been deliberately busing them.
Biden was taking them there.
Biden was doing that.
But it's like I've only sent like several thousand.
He was sending them from Florida and Biden is doing it.
No one wants report on that.
He was doing it in the middle of the night.
That's right.
Overnight flights.
So it's Biden.
It's the mayor of El Paso.
It's actually I saw mayors are turning turning red.
Yeah, that there are some migrants in New York who had paperwork from the Salvation
Army in California saying we'll help you get to New York.
Right.
So it's all the states.
It's it's it's not just Abbott.
So in a nutshell, it was a plan by the Democrats by the left to, you know, backfiring on it.
And it's backfiring.
It is backfiring.
Anyway, let's talk about something else.
This is a depressing topic.
I will tell you about something fun and exciting about cleaning your asshole.
We are like, whoa.
So hold on.
Were you with me?
Yeah.
OK, so why is there a video for that?
So we Jeff and I were you were gone.
I don't know where the hell you were at.
Where was he?
He was Galovantin, I'm sure.
As usual.
You always say that.
Yeah, but you were like, hey, do you want to invite Paul?
No, no.
It was Friday.
Oh, hey, Paul, you want to come with us?
We got a golden.
No, it was actually it was actually Saturday.
Oh, and I don't work on Saturdays.
And I said, well, I sent a text, hey, I'm going for pork butts.
And I was working.
And you responded like two hours later.
Oh, I was cleaning the pipes on my bike.
Yeah.
Oh, I was cleaning the bike.
Yes.
Well, that's what we wanted to name your dick pipe.
Anyway, so we go to we go to Total Wine.
We go to Total Wine.
Right.
And Jody's there.
Jody is one of our favorite people there on a Saturday.
Yeah, Saturday.
Is she always work Saturdays?
I don't know.
We don't go there on Saturdays.
That's true.
That's right.
And so what are the I guess one of the conversations I don't know.
I was kind of scarred.
I don't really know.
But she was like, what are the conversations brought up about the days?
Well, you're talking about cleaning your asshole when camping, I think.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
You're shitting in a can.
Hold on.
Now, having this conversation in front of Jody.
No, no, no, no.
It was on a podcast.
She was listening to our the dudes like us podcast.
And you said you shit the gravel and drag your ass through it.
Well, she told me.
Well, hold on.
So she told she said that, you know, she was checking out the dudes like us Facebook dudes
like us on Instagram dudes like us on YouTube music and dudes like us on YouTube.
Yeah, we're everywhere.
We're everywhere.
So if you want to listen everywhere, you can find about me dragging my ass on the gravel.
You can find us in like 21 different places.
So she ended up listening to that.
And she was just like she was adamant about the but day.
Oh, she was.
She's a fan.
She's in.
She was like, you got to have if she's making recommendations based on our ineptitude about
how to clean our assholes.
She says it will it will increase the quality of your sex life, she says.
And there was a slight pause.
Where's like on because you were trying to digest that.
Why would a strong stream of water up my butthole be better for my sex?
That's just not the butthole for women.
Oh, there's another hole in the butthole.
There's another hole in the area.
Like the spray that goes up in your butt.
How is that?
That's not a bidet.
It's not a bidet.
That's a you're missing the point, you jack wagon.
So anyways, thank you.
But the thing is, is she was talking about that's a vegetable sprayer.
The best thing's about it.
So some of the positive attributes I tried pulling some of up, not only do bidets provide
a better cleaning, but they do in such in a way that it's more soothing and comfortable
than the wipes.
But these are drastically they cut down on how much toilet paper you use.
So Paul, you'd appreciate that because if they're chronic toilet problems that you have over
at your house, I don't use toilet paper.
Yeah.
You got wet wipes and you could them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
He could.
So you don't have to do it if you simply get a because they have these they have these
cleaners.
They just to the toilet seat and they you circumvent the water valve.
You got to dry yourself and you have to look the way she explained it is that thank you,
Jodi, first off for this conversation.
This is on you.
You hover over the toilet and she says you move your bum around and you're like, you
just well, what if you have one of those like super tar shits?
This kind of well, you just it gets up in there.
She says you move it around.
Yeah.
And work.
You work on the toilet.
Yeah.
And then you have a boyfriend.
What's the name?
Jim?
Oh, yeah.
He said way too personal.
Well, she said that he's listening to dudes like his podcast.
Oh, he won't now.
So shout out to Jim.
What's his nickname?
Oh, don't you dare come up with a nickname.
No, no, no, no.
So he was so he was going to make up one.
So he went to the Top Gun Academy.
He's like some some Top Gun.
Really?
He's a pilot.
Yeah, he's a pilot.
Oh, his call sign is like the bath bathhouse bathhouse.
No, no, no.
It was a hot tub.
Hot tub.
That's right.
Yeah, there is hot tub.
That's badass.
So he was he's a frickin.
Jacuzzi knows hot tub.
Hot tub.
Yeah.
He wasn't.
Well, he's into the bad day.
Maverick.
Oh, no, he's in the bidet.
That is calls on his.
I don't know how bidets must be effective because there's whole continents that use this.
A lot of people use them.
Yeah.
But you're especially I go back to how forceful does that stuff come out?
And is it going to really like shoot the flak off your ass?
Well, evidently it does.
So when we were in Europe as kids and we're like shoot out the front.
No, like in your like.
No, we got bulls.
No, no, no, no.
All right.
So that's like a mud flap.
Your balls are like a mud flap.
So I have personal experience.
So when I was a kid, we were in some of the nicest hotels in Europe.
Vacationing.
I don't remember why.
But anyway, we went into a bathroom.
Yeah, nice.
We went into a bathroom where they had a bidet and I had no idea.
It was just a silver level shot, the first one, and I was like, what the hell is this?
And I pulled it back, not sitting on it.
I just pulled it back.
It shot probably eight to 10 feet in the air.
Yes, it made that sound and it shot up in the air.
I mean, water went everywhere because I was like, oh, what the fuck is going on here?
And I turned it off and then I was in your mouth.
It was not that happened.
But you should.
So my point is it does blast water.
So yes, if you hit the back of your ball sack and your ball, it hurt.
Well, no, no, it's it's coming out with force.
It's like a shower.
Does it hurt your head when you're in the shower?
Well, it doesn't come out like that forceful.
Right.
The only way we're going to figure this out is to buy a bidet.
So I buy a bidet and install it in your house.
No, I'm going to I'm going to install it in.
I'm going to install one in my house.
No, in the podcast room.
Right here.
So I'm not here.
So when we have video, people can see it in action.
Well, I'll give it a shot.
I'll give it a shot because she says it will increase the quality of my sex life.
So I'm like, yeah, you need a little more information on what is she really into.
Yeah, but you really don't want that information.
I do not.
Probabilities and statistics suggest we already got we already got her in trouble for sharing
that information.
Whatever.
Yeah, she was she was big into it.
I've always said if I get shoulder surgery on the right side, you can have a bidet.
Let the bidet put in.
Nice.
Clean your armpits.
So I don't have you can't wipe with your left arm.
Not as effectively.
I have to use wet wipes.
Interesting.
I am not ambidextrous on the butthole.
Huh?
That that's a sound bite that we just got our first sound bite of the night.
If you want to say it again, go ahead.
OK, you're good.
OK, good.
That's great.
Thanks for sharing that.
Yeah, that was a little disturbing.
Oh, my God.
So they paid to the visual of a great.
So we've discussed the pros because what the pros are that it cleans your butt.
All right.
Now, you're concerned as I get the flack off.
Well, evidently it does.
No, no, I don't know.
It gets everything off.
It gets off all the little chunks.
But yeah, but the thing is berries.
Well, think about it.
If you if you I mean, because you leave shop on the back of the toilet.
I mean, it's easy to wipe off.
Right.
First off, I don't.
It's fresh.
Shut your face.
You might.
I mean, I guess, but I don't.
Can we can we move on to something?
I feel like I feel like we're at all the back of the toilet.
And then you like you like walk away like, oh, that didn't happen.
And then like a couple hours later, you go in there and that did happen.
And then you try pissing it off.
You try to piss it off.
Well, I mean, you sit there and you hold your penis and you're just like, OK, you're trying
to knock that shrapnel off.
And I think this is a good time for a break.
So the cons of a bidet is a standalone.
It takes up more bathroom space if you have a standalone.
This would not fit right underneath the seat.
So, you know, in the in the hotel I went to, they were two separate things.
Yeah.
Well, that's what they're saying.
So after you shit, you're like, are you like crab walking to the bidet?
Totally.
Yeah.
Wow.
You're like pucker, pucker, pucker, because if it falls out on the way there, I don't
know.
It's crab walk.
I guess it's more like velociraptor.
You need to keep it spread because you want kangaroo.
You don't want that.
You don't want that stuff to like smash between the cheeks.
I really think we should move on.
I feel like we've lingered on this topic a little too long.
So it's an uneven nozzle and I would like to may lead to infections in females.
So make sure that when you do use your bidets for females, uneven nozzles may lead to infections.
So make sure you're doing it correctly.
So you know what I feel like right now?
I feel like Hot Tub's going to come beat the shit out of us for some reason.
I don't know.
I feel like he's going to be like, who are you talking about, my girl?
She's the one who brought it up.
I know.
But we didn't have to say any of that.
And you know what?
We what are you doing?
What are you?
What's this over here?
It's called Butt Buddy.
Oh, damn it.
So don't look at the screen right now.
Let's talk about 80s music.
Where's the Butt Buddy?
All the way down.
Is that like a store?
Look at the little icon next to it.
Let's talk about Star Wars.
Hold on.
Let's talk about Marvel Comics.
Oh, look at the Butt Buddy.
So it's a little thing.
It sits to the it's a little controller.
Let's talk about AI.
Maybe these will be AI controlled.
The Butt Buddy bidet toilet attachment and freshwater sprayer.
$69.95.
Let's talk about household household goods that are imperative to buy.
So I'll tell you what we can talk about.
We can talk about this wonderful boy bin.
Jeff, why don't you walk us through this?
This is we're a big fan of these.
This is Elijah Craig barrel proof.
This year's release.
How did we how did we get this?
We went to Liquor King and we were about to leave and I looked up and I saw that.
I was like they have the barrel proof.
When you say when you say we you were not there.
You're Galavante.
Oh, right.
You're cleaning your motorcycle.
Yeah, I can't clean your pipes.
Okay.
I just want to make that clear.
There's no really no we here.
Yes.
So Sean and I we saw that and we had we got the gentleman and we did we discussed with
him for for a couple minutes and there's three releases of this every year and it goes is
hard to find.
It's very it goes very quick.
This one is batch a one to three a one twenty three.
I don't like how they do these crazy numbers like that.
Makers Mark does that too.
Well, no.
Well, I don't know what the one twenty three.
Oh, January of twenty three, baby.
That sounds right.
I thought it was one hundred twenty three proof.
No, it's hundred twenty five point six proof.
Then you'll then you'll come out with a B and the one we have out there that I got last
year is a C which comes out.
It's gotta be a season.
A season season thing.
Yes.
Yeah.
So I got to tell you, it's exquisite.
I don't share that sentiment.
I think it's good.
I don't think it's not as good as the last one we had.
No, it is not.
I would write off the cost.
I would say it's not it's it's barely a six.
Whoa.
No, I give it more now.
Don't get crazy.
Sorry, man.
No, I'll tell you what.
I'll I'll I'll take another poll.
All right.
What is that a day?
It's kind of sweet.
So it does have a harsh finish.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
The finish is a little harsher.
The C that we had last year was was a lot better than this.
It is sweet.
I mean, the aftertaste, I got a little I got some sweetness going on.
It's got legs for sure.
It does have a strong burn in the finish.
And that did surprise me a little bit.
I got some viscosity to it.
Yeah.
So I think I might.
Yeah, I'm on six.
I'm not budging.
I'll go six, five, but that's it.
Yeah, I can see not going to seven.
So six point nine, nine, nine, nine.
So repeating, of course, repeating, repeating.
We I think I gave the last one the sea batch like an eight and a half.
Give us one of seven.
Right.
It's still good.
It's 12 years old.
Oh, is it really?
Ashton, correct.
So is the whole bottle 12 years old or is it partial?
No, 10 percent of it.
It says 12 years old.
It's not chill filtered.
It's barrel proof, which means they take all the barrels of the same proof and mix them
together.
So, yes, the whole the whole thing.
Yes.
Interesting.
You know, I just I think it's it's amazing, you know.
I mean, look, it's hard to wrap your head around it.
I mean, when you think of the barrel proof and you just like, I mean, where they store
in the ship.
But after we went to Lowry's crossing to 1845 distillery, it's kind of cool because the
way they have their set up, it's kind of like, oh, that's how they do it.
Everything.
It's funny you say that everything made sense to me after talking it out with Bob.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it really it really did.
I mean, I was like I knew, you know, we all talk about cast strength and small, you know,
small cask and cast strength and the barrel proof and this.
And I mean, all these different things.
Well, it's all just different names for the same thing.
Well, cast strength and barrel strength are essentially the same.
That's what I'm saying.
They're just the same thing is just different, different ways they want to word it.
Right.
So anyway, it was great.
Well, hold on.
I need to get out there and get the newest.
But what is the difference between a collection of bottles?
I'm sorry, collection of barrels in a single barrel.
I mean, is it obviously a small batch?
Is it a small batch that comes from a single barrel?
It can be called small batch.
It can be a small batch.
Well, while Turkey is a blend from a bunch of bourbon barrels.
Well, that's no single barrel is clearly they try them all and they take the one that
tastes the best and they bottle it solely from that barrel.
That there's no ambiguity about single barrel.
So this one's not it's a blender of multiple barrels.
Small batch cast strength, barrel strength, all these different words are like six to
eight barrels of the same octane of the same proof.
Right.
They're not none of them are diluted.
Correct.
And so this is not a small batch.
This is just a blend.
So what is the 12 year old?
We need to go over this.
I mean, I remember, but I'm doing this for our dudes like us listeners out there that
want to to get a wrap your head around the how many bottles.
I mean, it's hard to fathom, you know.
All right.
How many barrels did they make?
What do we say?
How many how many bottles in a barrel?
It was a bunch.
Well, it depends on how long it depends on close.
What's that?
May I wish.
Right.
No, well, we did.
It was more than I thought.
Well, it depends how long you age it and how much you have left bottles.
No, it's more than that.
So you figure that's it's a 55 gallon barrel.
Yeah.
Let's say you net what?
Forty gallons, at least 15 gallons.
Angel's share of that.
So do the math real quick.
You're you're the math elite, Mr. Mathelite.
So 40 gallons divided by 750 milliliters.
Hold on.
You got to convert gallons.
So what is going on?
Are we going all standard US milliliters in a gallon?
Google that.
Oh, that's really how many milliliters in a gallon.
See, this is falling apart.
Geez.
Now we have awkward silence.
We need to like skintron or something.
You say Scandron?
Nice.
All right.
So damn, I forgot about Scantron.
We need an overhead projector right now.
You should go the other way.
Yeah.
All right.
OK.
First off, he's got the converter up here.
We're trying to convert milliliters to ounces or gallons.
So one gallon is three point seven liters.
Three point eight.
Convert it to milliliters because we know there's 750 milliliters.
There we go.
All right.
Now you have to divide 3785 by 750.
Take that number and how many gallons are in a barrel?
Let's say 40.
That's what's left over on average, right?
Yep.
So take 3785 times 40.
And then yes.
No.
Yes.
That'd be like a million.
No, no, no.
We said milliliters.
I'm sorry.
That's milliliters.
What is it again?
40 times 3780.
That's how many milliliters.
Now divide that by 750.
And this is how many bottles.
And it's going to be 100 and 201.
So you got about 200 barrels.
About 200.
200 bottles per barrel.
Depends on how much is left, right?
So 12.
That's a lot of bottles.
Yeah.
Well, that's why if you bottle a barrel, that's why it costs so much.
Now imagine, imagine taking that barrel and just opening that tap up.
And you get that little stream coming out and a fresh bourbon.
You're still playing the bidet sound.
It sounds like you're urinating.
Yeah, you're playing the bidet sound over and over again.
You got no imagination, you know?
So do 201 times 68.
What's wrong with 69?
That's the price of a bottle.
Do 201 times 68.
That would be the cost of a barrel of bourbon.
That's $14,000.
A little under.
Nice.
Well, seven times two is 14, right?
So if we bundle our money together.
Plus tax.
We can get a barrel of a single barrel.
Yeah, we asked Bob about that.
We have a full barrel out there, essentially.
So we have $14,000 worth of bourbon out there.
No.
Actually, we have $13,000 worth of bottles out there.
You know what?
We'll go to lunch in Texarkana.
I was talking to this gentleman while we were being reined out.
And he was telling me he's got an extensive collection of bourbons and cigars.
I'm not much of a cigar smoker, but he says he shared that if the place where we do the
podcast burns down, we have to have separate insurance for this gear.
For the bottles, because liquor's not covered under your homeowners insurance policy.
We need a fireproof box immediately.
A gigantic fireproof box in your house.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, but.
It doesn't?
No.
I mean, what's a fireproof box going to do?
Make it not melt?
How the hell are we going to get a fireproof box?
How big is that box going to be?
It doesn't matter.
We can figure it out.
Just get like a huge gun safe.
Yes.
A walk in.
That weighs like 5,000 pounds.
I like where you're going with this.
You can carry it up the stairs.
Yeah.
We'll hoist it out the window.
Like a piano.
Yes.
All right.
Maybe not.
Yeah.
That's just a bad idea.
Well, I mean, he brought up a good point though.
I mean, think about $13,000 is a lot of money.
It is.
And it's not covered.
And we've got.
It's not.
And we've got some.
It feeds the fire.
Well, I think so.
I don't know.
I don't know how that would work.
I think it'll be.
Look, my point is.
It will make it go out.
It may.
We may want to.
It will not make it go out.
It's a nice blue flame.
We may want to take a look at getting some coverage.
It may be a thousand dollars a year though.
All coverage.
And is that going to be worth it?
Wow.
I mean, I don't know.
If we lose it.
What if we just drink it really quickly?
Yeah, there's a fire.
We just down it.
Yeah.
Guys, I have a problem here.
My house is on fire.
And we're like, we're on our way.
I'll bring in my shot glass.
We're like, like a pump action.
We've got a hose going out the back window.
I just like get a slide out this window and I could slide down the bottles to you.
Yeah.
And you're catching them.
And Julie's like, save the pitchers.
No, we're saving the bourbon.
Some of them we could keep, we could let the fire take.
Yeah, like old Williamsburg.
Old Williamsburg.
And that one we had last week, 1843 last week.
We're like, yeah, we're not drinking this again.
Let it burn.
Yeah.
We're not drinking that again.
That was a cooking bourbon anyways.
Yes.
What a horrible thing to bring up, a house fire.
Really?
Why would you even bring that up?
Stop with the big day.
I was talking about the, look, it was an interesting point because it's not just the bourbon.
I mean, we've got tons of gear in here.
Yeah, we don't think about that stuff.
The CNC machine.
There's a lot of stuff that I'm just putting in perspective.
A car is how much?
Do you have insurance on your car?
That's a good point.
I mean, when you sign up for new home insurance, and I don't know how often we do that.
We have insurance that protects the inside stuff.
That's right.
Business personal property does not include food.
Well, when you sign up for new home insurance, they ask you, what do you think the price
of all your home belongings are?
And you're like, what the fuck?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I wear really expensive clothes.
I get it.
Right?
Your Versace's.
Right.
And I have all sorts of toys.
Right?
The deep impact.
You never really know how much all, I mean, like if you were to replace everything in your
house, how much would it cost?
It's impossible to come up with a number like that, including 26 inch.
200 bourbon.
Yeah, like a very girthy three and a half inch diameter.
Because I know we do have insurance that covers the internal stuff.
Yes.
Now, it may not be enough.
We all do to some level.
Right?
So maybe we, maybe, again, I don't know.
It's a topic that we probably want to take a look at.
I mean, that's all.
We may not.
It may, but it's just.
So he insures his bourbon?
I guess so.
I mean, I didn't really ask him if he did it.
He just says he has.
It kind of sounds like he does.
He encountered, in his line of business, he has encountered several experiences where
they lost all their booze because it wasn't covered under a specific policy that they
have.
Yeah, I wonder if booze needs to be a separate.
It's a booze rider, a booze rider.
Maybe you said foods not covered.
Actually I may be wrong on that.
It's not a matter of it being covered.
It's a matter of the limit of insurance that's extended to that.
So it's kind of like, for example, if you have a lot of jewelry.
Yeah, just not enough.
It's just not enough.
Like if I said at the time when we got the insurance, I said everything in the house
can be replaced for making a number up, $100,000.
Now I've got another 10 grand on top of that.
13, 15.
Or whatever.
No, hold on.
The thing about that.
People don't think about going back and saying, I've upgraded my furniture.
I've upgraded this.
100%.
Yep.
And it's not just what you paid at the time that it.
It's not what you paid at the time.
It's what the value of it is now.
No, what does it cost?
That's right.
What does it cost to get it now?
You might have spent $800 on that sofa and now it's $3,000.
Well, again, it's just a thought.
I'm going to share this too because most people's homeowners' insurance policies, when you scroll
down to the jewelry and fur.
Fur and jewelry.
Look at it.
There's a bunch of furs.
I've got tons of furs.
But it's listed in there.
There are some folks that have $10,000 minks or something stupid.
Oh, good Lord.
But there are some people that have a million dollars worth of jewelry.
My point is, if you look at the policy on there, there is a limit.
And typically it's $3,500.
Normally for jewelry.
That's it?
Yeah, normally for jewelry, you have a rider.
You have a rider to include.
You'd have extra insurance, I think.
Yes.
If you don't, let's just say.
Because I have an insurance.
The baseline is $3,500.
Most people don't.
Yeah.
Most people don't.
But I'm sure all of us have more than $3,500 worth of jewelry.
I don't.
I don't have jewelry.
No.
She doesn't wear jewelry either.
Oh, well.
I got my diamond.
That's out of her wedding ring and a necklace.
She go with that?
I know Tara does.
Yeah, she doesn't really wear jewelry.
I mean, Shelly's wedding ring is worth more than $3,500.
Oh.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys.
I got a 10-carat ring.
I mean, I thought everybody did that.
This is really awkward.
Julie doesn't really wear jewelry.
Shelly doesn't either.
But I mean, we're not.
Oh, she does.
She definitely loves her A&M ring.
It's all glistening and sparkly.
She actually doesn't wear it.
She hardly wears it.
Well, I've seen her.
Well, I don't.
Look, first of all.
And I did.
I bought that ring wrap, which.
And that was like one of those big gifts.
Like, you know, one of those anniversary gifts or whatever.
A ring wrap?
A ring wrap.
Yeah.
So they have this thing where it's like.
Ringworm?
It's like a ring cradle, if I could come up with it.
And it's got diamonds all around the top of it.
And the ring just kind of sits down.
Oh, so it augments the ring.
Yes.
It's a ring wrap.
So ring augmenter.
Yes.
It's like a saddle that goes around it.
And it looks cool.
It does.
It looks cool.
And it's like the thing.
Not just A&M.
I've never heard of it.
It's not just an A&M thing.
It's any college ring thing.
But did you know that A&M, it's a huge tradition.
You know this.
It's a huge tradition to get a ring and to dunk your ring.
It ranks up there with Harvard as the.
Those two are the top two schools in the nation for people who get their rings from their
college.
Texas A&M and Harvard.
I think it means something.
So when you see someone out with it, like a fellow Aggie.
It's huge.
It's a it's.
I don't know if it helps you, baby.
If you're an interview and you're.
Oh, I can sit there and model your why you're stroking your hand like that.
That's what you do when you go into an interview.
I broke your ring.
I've never stroked my hand in an interview.
Even if I am wearing my or my flamboyant.
It was.
Yeah, it was.
You should work it.
You should be a real nail polish.
Anyway, no, but you're exactly right.
I mean, it's not necessarily to get a job or whatever, but Aggies do see each other's
rings and they say, hey, man, what class are you?
And it's a cool thing.
It is a cool thing.
You know, you know, Steven should get his right as he graduates because you have to
have 70 something hours of A&M hours.
So he has not gotten it yet.
No, he'll get it like right as he graduates.
We'll have enough A&M hours.
So he's going to dunk it then at some point.
Can we can we?
I would love to be there.
He'll probably be back here.
OK, so if he dunks it, I would like to be there.
All right.
I mean, I mean, Shelley and I are both Aggies.
I mean, we we love that shit.
You'll do it with them, right?
I will do it with him.
I will hold picture of beer a little bit.
OK, you got to figure this out.
Your whole barge in with some.
Well, you know what?
I'm sorry we don't have a producer today.
You butt muffin.
Yeah, I get it.
Oh, are you talking?
Oh, OK.
I see where you're going with this.
What is the what is the who's Travis Kelsey?
Travis Kelsey.
And what is this girlfriend's name?
Really?
Taylor Swift.
You have a poster of her in your bathroom.
I was going to say you dress like her on Sundays.
You call her Tay Tay.
Taint Tay.
Yes, Taint Tay.
That's exactly it.
All right.
So they have a this is kind of funny.
So there's a breakup song that was put together was kind of funny.
You know how she traditionally comes up with these breakup songs with her ex-boyfriend?
So they've already about they've already come up with something.
Let me see if I can't tell us about this song and set up what we should.
They are usually date skinny hipster guys.
But I was hypnotized by your that is not.
But it was stuff.
Yeah, I saw it.
We'll have to find it.
Maybe I'll find it for the second half here.
But this is an interview that Aaron Rogers did.
I thought he calling Kelsey out with this.
There's going to be people trying to get us to fracture even after a game or, you know,
I think there's some sentiment that there's some sort of moral victory out there that
we hung with the with the champs and and that, you know, our defense played well and, you
know, Pat didn't have a crazy game and, you know, Mr. Fizer, we kind of shut him down
a little bit.
You know, he's like crazy impact game.
He had some yards and stuff.
Look at them covering their mouths.
But him down a little bit and have, you know, he's like crazy impact game.
It was a shot.
You know, Mr. Fizer, we kind of shut him down a little bit.
All right, so the whole point is that Travis Kelsey, he's on this these commercials now.
He's been going out with Taylor Swift and, you know, he's getting all this attention.
They turn into an A couple.
What are they called?
A Lister's A Lister's.
And look, whatever.
I do like Taylor.
So I think she's she's pretty.
I think her songs awesome.
She's not in him.
She's she's a great singer.
She's she's a good to great singer.
She's a good entertainer.
Yeah, she's a great entertainer.
A lot of the young kids like her.
She's got a great market.
I mean, she's she's making a lot of money.
Can I can I rephrase that?
She is the market.
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, it's not a market.
She is the market.
She'd probably be the hottest singer on the planet right now.
Yes.
So I'm just just saying because I said she's people have generations.
Madonna.
People have knocked her for so long for being like not a great singer, like the kind of
things you were saying.
None of it matters.
She is these.
There's a lot of showmanship that that, you know, it's there's a lot of showmanship that
comes into it.
It's also the topic of her songs.
She's in her 30s.
They're really things about teenage girl stuff.
Well, it's it's it's also the fact that she was being screwed over by her the prior record
label.
Really?
You know, is that another another story like that?
Well, but I hate that.
Let me let me walk through this real quick.
So always get they she she was like, well, she wanted to re-release another album.
And they were like, yeah, OK, great.
We're going to make some money off this motherfucker.
So she's like, really?
So she re-recorded every the same song and released it as a new new album.
And she was like, fuck you, motherfuckers.
Oh, no shit.
I thought it was wonderful.
You know, all the same songs we recorded.
It's just you know what?
Look, these record labels are important because they take they take new stars.
They create.
Yeah, they it is a great opportunity for them.
But it's just like everything else, man.
Like you you paid your tolls to them.
Why do they get to keep collecting and collecting and collecting forever?
Well, that's bullshit.
It's you know, and they did it in the 50s and 60s to the the Motown singers were they
were these these guys were they were ripping them off, you know, like on on Turner and
the just the whole Motown clown on top of making them sleep with the producers.
Otherwise, well, I mean, that was a separate thing.
But I'm just talking about how they didn't make any money.
The record labels made all the money.
I know.
Oh, wow.
That was fast.
They did it by itself.
Amazing.
It's like A.I.
That was funny, Mr. Pfizer.
That was.
But you know, I'll make a final thought on that.
This Kelsey, this is even know that Pfizer he meant he doesn't even know they approached
him.
He may believe in it.
There's people out there who believe in it.
Aaron Rogers has not even thought about it.
They're paying him ridiculous money.
He's like, OK, I'll take 10 million bucks.
He's like, I'll take two.
Oh, what do you mean?
I'll have to do two booster shots.
It's Pfizer.
They just he does.
He has no idea.
There is a yeah, he's he says or he doesn't care.
Well, we don't know.
This is a great podcast.
Well, excuse me.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Close this out, Mr. Mr. Sean.
All right.
It's the first half of Do's Like Us podcast.
It is October 5th.
No producer today.
Mr. Producer Austin is gone.
Do's Like Us.
I'm Sean.
And I am Jeff.
We'll be right back.
We will.