Oh, welcome back.
We had a Modelo.
We're drinking a Modelo tonight.
The number one selling beer in America.
How'd that happen?
I don't know how that happened, Jeff.
It's like there was another one that was ahead of it and then something happened.
That dropped like 30% almost.
Yeah.
They must have screwed up.
They must have.
You know, play stupid games, get the stupid prizes.
There you go.
Before we get going, I want to kind of do a quick recap of how everyone's fantasy football
went this past weekend.
I think we should skip that segment tonight.
Oh my God.
This motherfucker's...
Yeah.
He has sucked for years.
Dudes like us out there playing fantasy football.
Jeff, you're hitting a home run.
You are, you little fucker.
I did last week.
No, but last week you were like...
This is pushing me off.
160 points.
That is not easy to do in our league.
We're not a point per reception.
We're not PBR.
Well, the reason that...
So it's not easy to get 160 points.
I agree.
And I could have gotten more if I would have played one other person because I had two
running backs.
I could have had 220 points.
I could have almost.
Oh, shut up.
Because I had two running backs from Miami this week.
They are a machine right now.
Yeah, and the guy I played got 38 points.
The guy that was on the bench got 47 points.
Are you kidding me?
On my bench.
Yeah.
Devin, a Kane or a Shane, however you say it.
You had 47 points on your bench.
On the bench.
From one guy.
Oh my God.
Well, you know what?
If you had played him...
I know.
That would have been over 200 points.
Has that ever happened?
Not in our league.
I don't think that's ever happened.
I don't know.
In fact...
Well, you missed out.
That was the first game he really played, so that's why I benched him.
That's incredible.
So he's good.
Yeah, well, I mean, I had 73 points.
Actually, I may not be right.
I think I had 67 points.
But you're still two and one.
I suck.
I am.
Yeah.
I am.
Yeah, that first week I was...
I'm one and two.
And I suck so bad.
Well, don't be making propositions like that.
Yeah.
I'll take you up on it.
No, no, no.
You lost by what, by half a point?
Oh, that was crazy.
Against Barry.
Yeah, it was against Barry.
Against the Hawks.
Whatever.
The people that you have to take down.
Well, you know what?
I'll give it to him.
You know why?
Because I think I have beat Barry every single game I've ever played him in the last three
years.
Not so sure.
We'd have to go back and fact check that.
That's a very bold statement.
It is.
It's true, though.
I don't think it is.
I feel really confident it is, man.
He sounds confident.
I'm kind of thinking that I did.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you lead with that, it's pretty.
No, I did.
I've beaten him every single year.
Kind of like, for some reason, I beat you every single year.
The rest of the year sucks for me.
Apparently, everybody beats me, especially this year.
What's going to piss me off is the next game, I'll get like 50 points.
All right.
I know.
Fantasy Blast Off sucks about fantasy football.
It's just like, what the fuck?
But it's kind of fun, too.
Well, hold on.
Before we jump down this rabbit hole, dudes like us, it's September 26th of 2023.
We wear the Ides of September, post September, and we're getting into Halloween time.
It's officially fall.
Yeah, it's officially fall.
Man.
The decorations are coming out this weekend.
We pulled decorations out of the ad.
I've seen a ton of decorations already out.
Yeah, we're doing it this weekend.
Dudes like us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
Thank you, Mr. Producer back there.
Senior Austin.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, wearing his thong as usual.
Thank you, sir.
He is just thonging it.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Yeah.
We have a dress code.
Kind of like in the Senate, we have a dress code.
Well, I like to see them.
So Sean has a Stardust junk.
Oh, yeah.
No, the other one.
What about we were drinking rumble?
Ah, yes.
He's he's.
Yeah, it's the other.
No, it's the other one.
I may have put it back on the shelf.
I don't know why, but I may have rumble.
Yeah, you wanted to save it.
We'll cover that in a minute.
Yeah, we'll cover that.
We were talking about the football.
We were talking about NFL.
And it was an interesting weekend.
There were two two different games that had scores, final scores that had never happened
in the NFL in NFL history.
Fourteen to seven.
No, I think that was happened.
Twenty one to 17.
I think three to zero was wonderful.
No, it was twenty five to eleven.
That's never happened before.
I don't even know.
That seems strange to me why that's why that would happen.
Well, eleven's got to be what a two point conversion touchdown, two point conversion
and a field goal.
And a field goal.
Right.
That was not hard.
Oh, no.
Twenty five would be I don't know.
We would have to bring up the box board, find out exactly how that happened.
Yeah.
And usually, usually happens when there's safeties involved.
Right.
The other one was the damn Miami game.
Damn.
70 to 20.
So they look quite stout.
What was going on with the Miami was was Bronco just like failing?
I don't know.
I didn't see the game.
I didn't watch it, but I saw highlights.
They're just running everywhere.
It was crazy.
Hence why I got 38 points out of Raheem Mostert and 47 out of the other guy.
It was crazy.
As a matter of fact, didn't they they knelt instead of kicking a field goal?
I don't know.
They could have kicked another one.
They could have.
They could have kicked another field goal, but they just they let the clock run out.
Of course you up 70 to 20.
Oh, by the way, that would have made it the highest going game in NFL history.
They should have because Sean Payton has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way because he trash
mouthed the previous Denver coach.
That's kind of a no no.
So you don't bad mouth the head coach.
He was the head coach at New Orleans for years.
Wasn't he implicated in that whole targeting?
Yeah, he got suspended for a while and he bad mouthed the coach.
He just took over because they sucked last year too.
And basically saying he didn't know how to coach and he was a terrible coach.
You don't do that.
So this happened and he's getting raked over the coals for basically getting destroyed.
Getting destroyed.
He's like, you know, this never happened last year.
Right.
Yeah, the other coach didn't give up 70 points and they're 0 and 3 at this point.
Right.
So well, the Titans aren't doing very well either.
They suck.
Same with the Cowboys, not the Cowboys, but the Bengals.
They won yesterday.
I was going to say, didn't they win?
They won, but they're one and two.
Yeah, they're not dominant like they were last year.
They'll get they'll get they'll get it together.
They'll get it together.
Anyway, so it was an interesting weekend for NFL, but it was also an interesting weekend
for college football.
I know the big hype was the the Buffaloes, right?
Dion Sanders.
I think that's going to be dying down here.
I think so because they got stopped by Oregon.
Stomp bad.
And I was telling my God, they're they're like five to one, five and one right now.
And we're just going to throw them out right now.
No, no, no, there's three and one.
There's three and one.
I thought that they were undefeated.
No, well, yeah, three, you know, and they and they lost.
But this was like, oh, I thought they had played five games.
Right.
And so I told Shelley, I go, I think this game is going to be the bubble burst game.
Yes.
Damn, it was from the get go.
It was a stomping.
It was what?
Thirty seven to six.
Right.
It's forty five to six or something like that.
It was a lot.
It'll beat down.
Yeah.
So I think they're hype because they play USC this week and I think they're going to
get throttled again.
Yeah.
And that'll basically kind of make this whole thing kind of go away for a while.
Well, hopefully.
But no, no, no, it's good for them.
It's good for the program.
It is.
I have no dog in that.
I don't care.
It has completely revitalized that program.
And so Dion's already done what they what they wanted from the get go.
I have no problem with him.
I don't either.
I mean, you you have some personal experience, you know, that you shared.
Right.
In Pee Wee football.
And he was gracious then.
Yeah, he was.
And he handled this loss well.
And he's been gracious in the media.
I think everybody just it's just out to he's so flashy and sort of those.
He was obnoxious as a player.
He was.
Oh, yeah.
Cocky and that's what it is.
He's cocky.
Although I don't know if he's as cocky.
At least I haven't seen that as a coach, at least for what I'm hearing.
And maybe he is.
I haven't seen a lot of his interviews.
So maybe he's he still is to some degree.
But as a player, he was very well, the organ coach was making comments about, you know,
I don't maybe it was no color state was like, oh, yeah, I don't wear sunglasses and hats
to my press conferences.
Not calling him out explicitly.
Who gives a shit what you wear?
I know, I know.
But, you know, there was one funny story about Deion Sanders that came up in the news earlier
this week.
He he gets to work early, right?
He gets to the pressure, whatever his office early.
And apparently there was a mouse in his office and he totally made fun of himself.
He was like, I can't live like this.
I, you know, I, you know, I I was falling apart.
You know what I mean?
So it was it was funny.
He showed a side of him that, you know, he doesn't take life that seriously.
Anyway, it was kind of cool.
Well, he used to live up the street from us, probably 10 miles.
Yeah, he lived up straight along Preston towards Prosper on the right hand side.
He had he had a very large estate.
Is that the one that Lee Ann Rimes purchased from?
I don't even know if it's there anymore.
I don't know.
I don't know about Lee Ann Rimes purchasing it either.
I know he sold it and it was a it was a large.
He had a large, big ass piece of property, man.
Huge.
And it was the corner of a well traveled street, too.
But you're right.
I don't see it.
I think they they sold it and subdivided it.
I don't think the house is there anymore.
And they tore down the mansion.
I don't know.
Maybe it's or maybe it's I know.
I know for a fact, Lee Ann Rimes lived in a mansion in that area.
I heard it was Shania Twain.
No.
Are you being serious?
Yes, I heard it was Shania Twain.
Oh, I heard it was Lee Ann Rimes.
We'll have to fact check.
That's interesting.
Maybe it was Reba.
Whatever.
You know, it was not Reba.
It might have been Patty.
Go to Prosper Prosper Appraisal District and type in the address.
I have no idea what it is.
But anyway, it was it was.
Yeah, you go to the map.
But they probably won't have their name on it.
It'll have the company name.
Right.
It'll be.
And you know, you know what else it'll have?
It'll have their mailing address.
Right.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they protect that stuff.
And they also say that they're you know, they live in the Bahamas like Shakira does.
Right.
Well, put it this way.
If the house is still there, they've sold the land and built up around it.
So you can't see it from the street anymore.
Oh, there you go.
That would work.
Potentially.
They had multiple houses or multiple buildings on a house, big mansion and a couple other
buildings to include in the barn.
And they got their land.
Yeah, they had a water, a big pond.
Right.
I don't know.
It was a lake, but there was a big body of water.
It was a football field, too.
I wouldn't doubt it.
Yeah, I wouldn't see why not.
I mean, it was they did well.
They they they manicured the grass out there because I used to have to drive out there
frequently not to the property, but right by it.
So I drove by it and I was like, oh, that's cool, man.
Yeah, that's really cool.
I didn't ever saw the football field, but I wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah.
I mean, prime time.
Yeah, it was cool, man.
I mean, back then, I enjoyed watching him at the Dallas Cowboys.
You know, he was he can go both ways at the pizza hut or the pizza in.
He's a Cincinnati Red as well.
Well, he was baseball.
Yeah, he was one of the ones that successfully did it.
Yeah, he was since then.
He read for a while.
Yeah.
Bo Jackson did it successfully until he ripped his hamstring off his watch that game.
That was a new did that to him.
The Bengals.
Oh, jeez.
And it was odd because it was one of those injuries that was like, oh, it didn't look
that bad.
I mean, they just kind of did his career.
I know.
But it didn't look bad.
Right.
I mean, they basically kind of tugged on his leg and it pulled the leg out of, I guess,
the socket or something.
I don't remember.
It did not look bad at all.
It wasn't like a Thiesman or a Chubb.
Right.
It wasn't one of those gross injuries.
And he just kind of didn't get up like a Nick Chubb.
Bend his leg backwards.
Yeah, that was yeah.
Oh, he was great.
I think his went sideways.
What was the worst one?
It was Joe Thiesman, the worst one.
Oh, yeah.
When you see the bone go like an L straight into the turf.
And what freaks me out more than anything else is the way I forgot his name.
Lawrence Taylor.
Yes, he jumped up.
I mean, usually they probably heard a snap.
Yes, they both jumped up and they were like, this is the opposite team, right?
Joe Thiesman didn't jump up.
And they were.
Yeah, he did.
He didn't jump up.
He didn't jump at his leg.
Oh, God.
Look, it was the producer put up a picture of Joe Thiesman on there.
Don't do video.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's so gross.
That is horrific.
Oh, that is.
I watched that live, too.
Did you guys watch that live?
No, I don't remember.
I remember watching.
Yeah, I didn't really watch.
It was on Monday night, which means it was like.
Is that when they were showing the repeat like 10 times?
Now they're like, we cannot show this.
It was like the it was like the the John F. Kennedy shooting.
You're watching it up forward and behind up forward and behind.
Yeah, they got the audio on that.
Now watch.
Look, Taylor jumps up immediately and starts calling.
Look at him.
Oh, can you imagine being the guy that like?
I mean, it was a freak thing.
I mean, he put his knee on the back of his calf and it just the leg just went pop.
Was it it was it his upper leg or his lower leg is lower?
It was his fibula.
It was his calf.
That's right.
It was below below his calf.
It was this because you saw it snap.
Well, he had a I know it ended his career football career, but he had a good career
in announcing after that.
Yeah, he did.
So I was good, too.
He was good.
I mean, you know, a good for some of these.
There are some announcers out there.
You're kind of really, you know, this is not your summer.
Not good.
I mean, they're just blah.
They're just blah.
Yeah.
I mean, I enjoy Tony Romo.
Did he Jason so good.
Jason Whitten.
I'm not really a huge fan.
And I don't know.
He was so bad.
He went to play football again.
Yeah.
So you know what?
Whatever.
I mean, you got it.
You don't know until you know.
Right.
So the spot on me helped.
I mean, I don't mean not not everybody can be amazing podcasters like we are.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying?
Just ask us.
Right.
Just ask us dudes like us.
Yeah.
And that's our listener.
We did.
We asked hundreds of listeners.
You did the listener.
Yeah.
That was fun.
So you're talking about Oktoberfest.
Yeah.
We we had a little Oktoberfest action going on in.
Yeah.
So we went to the downtown McKinney, we went down to a filtered coffee shop where we had
a where I was working the beer garden.
Yeah.
And so I had my leader closing on.
Is that B I E R?
B E I R. Beer.
Beer.
What the hell?
Beer.
Come on.
Give me a beer.
Well, it was ice cold beer.
Hold on.
Ice cold beer here.
Oh, wow.
I don't know.
OK.
Yeah, you're starting to lose control of this.
Yeah, you can hurt yourself.
You know, the thing is, I wrote a I had I had taken like some time to go to the translations
on Google and I went to German to English in our English German.
And I had like 20 phrases like ambulance.
No, no, just like get your get your ice cold beer here.
Just all these.
Look, you know, where's the bathroom?
The voice time toilet.
You know, just I'm still laughing about that cracking wagon video.
That is time I watch it.
I just die laughing.
I wonder how many views that thing has now.
I know it's been around for quite a while.
It's got to have like 50 million views.
So I don't know.
Crazy.
Anyway, so it was a fun experience at Oktoberfest.
But you guys printed up some of our dudes like us.
What do you call this?
Yeah, we had magnets and things.
Unfortunately, the magnet did not work very well on them.
So I started to come back on.
Yeah, the adhesive didn't take for some reason.
Yeah, I don't know how I don't know how the challenge started.
But you were like, yeah, you got to go hand those out.
I'll go tell everybody about the podcast.
And I was like, oh, really?
OK, Jeff, how about you do it?
He was like, I'm good.
I'm good.
I was like, OK, fine.
I grabbed like four or five of them and they're out.
I went and came back, grabbed another four or five of them out.
I went.
It was fun.
I mean, I just walk up to people say, I don't know if you listen to podcasts or not, but
we'd love for you to listen.
Well, I'll tell you what, if you guys want to donate some of your time on the next event,
which will be coming up either probably around after Thanksgiving, there's the Christmas
one coming up.
Oh, nice.
And if we can get out there, I mean, shoot, we can get out there and run it.
I'll set up I'll set up two speakers up top and we'll get it going.
Oh, you mean we'll do a mobile podcast?
No, no, no.
I'm not saying a mobile podcast.
What I'm doing is that we could be a little bit more instrumental on communicating with
the the people walking by like a giant bullhorn.
Ladies and gentlemen, come on, come on.
No, I'm just saying that, you know, maybe we can maybe have some advertising, maybe
a placard or something that, you know, I want to have more of a presence out there and also
maybe do some Instagram live or Facebook live stuff.
We mentioned that on our last podcast, we do it Instagram live and I completely forgot.
Yeah.
Well, we got a plan.
So I just think you're in it to win it.
I guess.
I guess not.
Well, I mean, it also include you guys getting out there a little earlier and, you know,
and committing to not necessarily getting out there and in drinking.
The idea is to get out there and just, you know, we've got to work.
I have to be sure.
Well, the Oktoberfest is a little bit different.
I mean, the the Christmas one, you know, with that's a lot of people are out there shopping.
That's when we got to stock up.
We got to have a we can have a separate table for our of our our stuff ourselves.
Dude's like wood crafting.
I say yes.
Yeah.
Let's get that out there.
And, you know, I mean, I'll take planning.
Yeah, we've got to kind of make sure we get our stuff ready to go.
And how did the raffle go?
Oh, I ended up giving that away.
Yeah, let's talk about the raffle.
It did.
Well, first of all, I didn't have raffle tickets.
So I was planning on well, you mean, usually for the Oktoberfest in downtown McKinney,
you go and you buy a lot of these tickets.
Essentially, you buy like a little like, you know, you go to the fair park or you go to
like a ride ticket.
You buy like a little thing of tickets and how many tickets it costs five to get to ride
this ride.
Well, they didn't sell tickets.
And they kind of they got rid of that program.
So I was thinking they still had it.
So I was thinking, all right, well, you go ahead and buy a buy for two tickets.
You can buy raffle, you know, and then I'll take the tickets and then I will throw them
in a big thing.
Write their phone number on the back.
So whoever we draw, I would just text them.
Hey, you won.
Right.
Yeah, done.
And you could have done that with everybody who bought a beer gets a ticket.
Well, we whatever.
There's a million things we could have done.
I just I was a little frankly, I was busy.
You were busy.
I was I was busy.
I was busier than I thought I was going to be.
And I tell you what, it was a good crowd.
Yeah, it was because we had the great entertainment out there.
Yeah.
The beer stein competition out there.
I have to say the announcers were too much over the top.
Yeah, they were a little too much.
Well, they also did too many rounds of it.
Yeah, it went on for way too long.
Yeah.
I mean, that was cool.
So it was the policeman against the firefighter, the initial one.
Yeah.
And they and you know, I guess the competition is they hold a gigantic beer straight out in
front of them in front of them.
And they have to whoever can hold it the longest without, you know, their arm popping out of
socket.
I think the firemen won this year.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
And man, you could just see them struggling.
I mean, talk about pride and ego, right?
You know, you didn't want to be the first one as a cop or fireman.
You didn't want to be that first one to drop.
Right.
But as soon as one did, a few others went.
Oh, because they couldn't hold it.
I was like, fuck it.
Those two other guys, the two finalists went on for a while.
Right.
It was fun.
It was fun to watch six minutes and 12 seconds.
It's a ridiculous amount of time.
That is.
Yeah, that would.
So Paul had the good idea for the next 18 months.
We practiced daily.
Yeah, that's it.
Every day.
Every day for like three hours with one arm.
Three hours.
And then you were like, and then you were like, and we have this one gigantic shoulder.
We all walk up there.
What's going on?
Oh, you guys.
You know, I think a beer Steiner's.
So here's what I would propose.
All right.
I'm going to come up with some sort of mechanic.
I'm going to wear long sleeve long sleeves.
I'll have a mechanical device.
We're like locks.
Yeah.
And I'll I'll just lock it.
And it'll it'll it'll just it'll go down to my hip and it'll lock into place.
And I'm basically I could just sit there forever.
Yeah.
You just like don't even have your ribs around it.
I think I win and the clock still going.
And at this point, I'm like, I can't move my arm down.
It's like I can't release it.
I know you have to walk off.
I think this is so important that we have to do it.
Could you imagine if we're up there, you know, after five minutes, you start losing interest.
Oh, you're up there for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, you won.
You can put it down.
So I can't.
Anyway, that was fun.
I had fun at it was fun.
Scott Cash was there.
He hung out with us behind the booth all day.
Such a cool dude.
Yeah, he apparently got over bad case of poison oak and poisoned sumac and poison ivy all
at the same time.
And he the hell, man.
He do this.
He got dude and just rolled around in it.
He man, he he worked a job.
He had to go out somewhere and he was just exposed to it.
And it's just like anything else.
When you rub up against it, you don't know what's going on and you touch your face and
you touch this and you stretch and he was in multiple locations where he got even his
backyard.
He said, I mean, yeah, you mean where he from places?
Yes.
Yeah.
One was work related and then he went to his backyard and got more.
And then and then then he said he went to the doctor or the care now type of place.
Right.
And he's one of these rare people that can spread it to others by touch, by touch.
So the poor nurse got it all over her arm.
Well, that's not rare.
I mean, it's an old said it was that's what the super rare.
Well, I mean, it's oil.
I mean, maybe it's rare that that much was on his body.
He knows like the next day or something like that.
He made it sound like it was his touch, not it was.
Oh, I'm sure.
Oil.
It was like, well, that's what it is, though.
Juice.
Oh, no, I know what it is.
I mean, you can't get that from like the the white blood cells that are coming through
the ones, the pussies stuff.
None of the way he explained that he said that the doctor said it was very rare to be
able to do that.
Right.
They did a test and they said, well, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if that's the first person we've ever seen have this.
We're locking down.
Well, he was he was bad.
He was bad on Wuhan all over again.
He had it all.
His face looked like a big marshmallow.
It was a bat.
He got bitten by a bat.
A chupacabra.
Wow.
Check out these these German barmaids, man.
They're all Brecker record carrying 24 beer steins.
It's against world record.
Is that in Italy?
That's I thought I saw the word Italian, but maybe I said Bavarian.
That would be uncomfortable to carry that.
That's so much weight.
I bet her shoulders are nice.
Oh, yeah.
She's like, hi, I'm Inga from Germany.
I'm here to pump you up.
Completely ripped.
Very nice.
You part from Poland.
I'm going to sit on you and pump you up.
Wow.
I wonder what she did to your wiener.
She grabbed it.
Oh, yeah.
She probably pinched that little fucker off.
All right, so we're scrolling through a bunch of Oktoberfest photos here.
Google just kind of scrolling down.
I was surprised.
I don't sell the nice like metal or woodstein out there.
Yeah.
You know, there were lots of things I wish they would have done.
Or ceramic like, you know, you know what I bet I bet if we were to buy a bunch, put some
dudes like us logo on there and say the two thousand twenty four Oktoberfest downtown McKinney,
I feel super confident that those things will sell.
Oh, I know.
At Oktoberfest.
It totally would.
Our we can't do rotary though.
That's the problem.
What is that?
Round.
We couldn't do a cup.
Oh, you mean on the surfaces.
Yeah.
We'd have to get stickers or something.
No, I mean, I don't care.
Send them off and have someone else do it because I won't do that.
Well, what we could do is we can get the the metal and they have the really thin metal and
it.
Yeah.
It's got a little.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe just have a fucking made.
Yeah, that sounds better.
I like that idea.
Otherwise, you guys are going to be like, hey, I'm over at Jeff's house and we're working
on these rotary.
I'll be like, yeah, I'm kind of busy.
And then you can be like, what the hell, man?
You don't end this to win it.
Well, you know, should Queen of the South know they're there.
Well, whatever.
We are like anything.
We come up with these great ideas.
We never fall through.
I know we don't fall through on any pieces of shit.
You know, well, are there any are there any Christmas specific things we can do to be
prepared for November, December time frame?
Well, ornaments, ornaments.
We could do ornaments.
Hmm.
Well, I think I think ornaments are actually a pretty good idea.
We could come up with the little hanging wood circles with the wreath dudes like us.
Merry motherfucking Christmas.
Or, oh, there you go.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Paul.
Merry Father fucking Christmas.
That would be a strong seller.
You got December bucket list, homemade hot chocolate, the Shrinky Drink ornaments, Christmas
music playlist.
Read a Christmas Carol.
Hold on.
We can't skip.
We can't.
We're skipping Halloween and Thanksgiving.
Can't go straight to Christmas here.
I'm turkey lurky.
What is that?
The Adam Sandler song.
Freaking love that song.
The turkey, the turkey song, the Thanksgiving song.
Yeah, that not a fan.
Not a fan.
You don't like Adam Sandler, do you?
No, I like Adam Sandler.
I don't like some of his his his silly SNL.
But you know what is despised?
It's a spooky October to do list.
Wear orange.
I don't have it.
Is it a local farm?
Orange right now.
Eat a caramel apple.
Watch a classic scary movie.
Buy a pumpkin.
Enjoy a spiced drink.
Bake Halloween themed treats.
Buy a scented candle.
How about drink a very, very potent bourbon?
Oh, I like where that's going.
Watch a Vincent Price video.
Dance to thriller.
So let's talk about our bourbon, shall we?
Eat a ghost marshmallow.
Yes, let's talk about the bourbon that is not a bourbon.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's rumble whiskey by Balacones.
Yes.
It's a yeah, it's not a bourbon because I guess it is proven.
It was barreled higher than 125.
It must have been.
It's fermented.
It's not.
Yeah, it's fermented from wild honey, turbinado sugar and mission figs.
So let's before we dive into the factoids, I just want to say I am I'm going to I found
a way to I mean, you're not supposed to slam the shit.
No.
All right.
So you're supposed to taste it.
You literally put a little on your tongue and taste it.
And when you do it like that, you totally taste all the honey.
I mean, it's sweet.
It's got a rich caramel honey taste to it.
And I think it tastes wonderful.
You know, it's 138, 139, 139 proof.
I don't know.
This one says 137.8, but I think it's 65.
I believe it's at 66.
Oh, no, no.
It's Mr. Producer.
What does it say on the bottle?
I think it says 66 point something proof.
This is 69.
There you go.
Sixty nine.
So 138.
Sixty nine point five.
Holy shit.
That's got to be 69.
Is this the strongest one we have in the club?
I believe so.
Yes, it is.
The second half of this podcast is going to be wheels off.
I don't think so.
I think we're doing I mean, look, you just got to taste it.
I mean, if you if you take a stronger pull than that, you're going to it's going to not
you got to take your time.
I mean, you're going to get intoxicated.
One, two, it you can't talk.
I mean, because it gets into your your lungs.
So it's going to be quiet.
You'll be like, you know, it's excellent.
So it says, however, there are stories on the Internet, also known as rumors, that it's
actually their standard whiskey mash blend aged in barrels with the above noted items,
which is the honey sugar and mission figs.
Mission figs.
And if that's the case, it definitely can't be a bourbon because turbo novel sugar.
You're not allowed to age anything.
You're not allowed to have additives or or floating things in the.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Well, you know what?
Hats off to these guys.
They did a great job.
They did.
And this is a local.
I mean, this is Waco.
Yes, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The thing is, is that we've seen rumble before on the shelves up at Total Wine.
Not this.
No, it's not.
I mean, we say Kevin, Stan.
Hey, guys, we you know, was it a Furman?
Right.
Yeah, Furman.
Shout out to the Furman, Kevin and Stan up there and our favorite person at the front
door.
The beautiful Miss Jody.
Yeah.
Two weeks since we've been in there.
I think.
Two weeks.
What was that?
It's been two weeks since we've been in there, I believe.
Two weeks.
Oh, we all right.
We didn't go last Friday.
That is crazy.
I know you guys decided not to go.
I was ready to roll.
I was ready.
I was out of town.
I think that Sean's like, I'm not going because I'm hungover.
Yeah.
You were the one that's like, yeah, let's not do that.
Let's not go.
Why?
Why, though?
What was the reason he was hungover?
No, there was another reason.
It was you, Paul.
You had some going on.
No, no, it wasn't me.
You were just like, hey, sorry, I can't do it.
I got a tier one event going on.
Yeah, I don't remember saying that at all.
Yeah, you probably thought I'm braiding my nutsack.
Braiding your nutsack.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Is that a thing?
Well, I mean, yeah, just want to see how far you get that braid going.
You're probably like a Viking real nice, thick braid.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a three inch tail on there, little rat tail.
Vikings grow them.
Yeah.
What he wants to do is get that that that that braid nice and thick and stretch down
his leg, make it look like his wiener.
See, here's the thing.
These are the perfect conversations that we have at podcasts.
When I grab those, you know, rat tail, all the way to talk up to invite people to the
podcast and be like, oh, you've got to listen to this.
And some of the wise were like, oh, what do you guys talk about?
Well, we talk about Viking nutsack.
Yeah, we talk about Vitam.
Vikings grow.
We're talking about Paul's rat tail bulb.
Yeah, see, that's why we probably should kind of steer away from this kind of stupid talk.
Anywho.
Yes.
Anyway.
So that's the total one.
Shout out to all those guys out there.
But my point by bringing that up is that typically when we go there, they do have rumble, but
it's not the same.
I mean, it's one hundred twenty five proof, which is still good.
There's even a lower one, like eighty five.
This was a bitch, please.
Mr. Producer, is this a store?
Not a store pick, but a store.
What do you call it?
With a barrel at four?
Yep, yep, yep.
Yes, it's a store pick.
Are you on the mic?
Yeah.
What's this say?
Tell us what that little side label is.
Single barrel, hand selected, total wine and more.
The Frenchie.
The Frenchie?
The Frenchie.
Oh, single barrel.
OK, so they.
Right.
So they they went over there and said, OK, this is the barrel that we're going to bottle
and send exclusively to total.
I bet if we go down to balconies, they'll have that potent one in it.
Well, we need to do it.
Where?
In Waco.
Waco.
I bet they have that.
I bet they have.
All right.
Well, add that to the list of shit we'll never do.
A lot of their stuff is fairly high octane.
A lot of their whiskey.
Oh, yeah.
I bet you'll be able to find some good ones down there.
Yeah, it's good.
It's very good.
Let's just get it in the books.
Just get it in the books.
Just just take off on Friday and go down there.
Take off on Friday.
Go there on Friday afternoon.
They're usually come back the next day.
Usually Saturdays you have to be down there.
Most of those distilleries are only open on Saturdays.
Typically.
Well, the there's I mean, we have to double check.
I've seen a bunch open for like happy hour Fridays.
Go to visit.
Yeah.
What's the hours of operation for the tours?
Look at that.
Oh, damn.
They're open every day.
Well, those are bottle shop hours.
Yeah.
So distillery tours.
The tours.
Friday.
Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
There we go.
How much are they?
Five dollars and 22 cents.
Where you see that?
Just making up shit now.
Yeah.
Oh, I saw it.
So full book now.
And we're looking at about Cornelius Distillery down at Waco, Texas.
The makers of this rumble bourbon rumble whiskey that we're trying.
And it doesn't I don't know.
Doesn't have a price.
Keep scrolling down here.
Well, yeah, you know, we're probably going to figure those out.
There's too much information.
You got to put a lot of information.
Yeah, really quick.
All right.
So we're putting in Richard Gonzalez, known as Dick G. Nice phone number one hundred.
I don't think that just the letter E for email is going to work.
Just yeah.
Usually it needs an at symbol, doesn't it?
Yeah, just yeah.
Did you do any training on this?
Oh, like you.
He's an Adobe expert.
Just pick one.
What is happening?
And 22 bucks, 22 bucks for one person.
Yep.
Well, hell out of the front door.
Well, what does it come with, though?
You know what?
We'll we'll check it out.
I'm sure it comes with a sample drink, right?
It's got it.
You hope.
I don't know.
Damn, that's a little steep.
Delete.
I like the fact that 1845 doesn't charge you anything.
1845 distillery right here in Texas.
I know just south of McKinney, Lowery Cross.
We need to go.
Shout out to you to go this weekend and visit.
Well, yeah, they just they put out a bourbon bottle.
Yeah, I know.
They've got another small batch out there and they I got another email on it today because
I couldn't go last weekend.
Oh, and now I can't go this weekend.
Damn it.
Why?
What do you got going on this weekend?
I'm going to be in Houston and called station.
Oh, all the boys are coming up here visiting the parents.
I'll try to your parents.
Yeah, well, Shelley's father and my parents.
So it's going to.
OK.
I'll come back that Friday, Saturday and come back early Sunday to watch the Titans lose.
Who are they playing?
They have I think the plane of Raiders.
I need to look.
I don't know.
I forget.
Did you do any research on the LED lights that we could put behind the sound panels
that we have in here?
We have we added.
I did already.
Remember, we bought it.
No, we did.
We we the dudes like us listeners out there.
We bought we prepare.
We made like three foot by six foot sound panels in the board inside the podcast room.
So you were going to.
So you just gave up.
I was going to do what you were going to look.
I did.
I bought two rolls of LED lights.
All right.
Well, so did I.
And we're not using mine.
You know, I think mine are no better than yours.
I think we need.
Well, that's my mom.
That's my mom.
I think we need that.
I'm saying what you were going to say.
I thought I was under the impression you were going to be looking for a brighter one with
fire lumens.
I thought that's what you were going to do.
No, that's what I did initially.
I didn't find anything stronger than those.
All right.
Well, I'll take the task.
Maybe some some rope light or something.
I think that would be the better idea.
Neon.
They have neon rope light.
It seems to be very bright.
Yeah, we definitely need something bright, but they look good.
You know, I don't like that.
Well, whatever.
So we got some sound panels.
I'm sure the people out there that's sitting at home can work driving in your car.
Notice that the sound is even better.
It's rich.
I think I sound amazing.
No, no, no.
OK, no improvement there.
Oh, well, OK, fair enough.
But you know what we're trying to do is prepare this room for what the the the.
Yeah, that's the real big step that we're going to take.
We want to video.
We want to we want you listeners to see how amazing hot we are.
And all the the weird faces and our jowls and well, hold on foreheads.
You don't have to.
None of that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But I got the turkey waddle.
I think that if when we do start doing some of the video, I think that there are some
advertisers are going to probably be getting up on us.
They'll probably like, you know, wash that gray ray out of your hair.
So that's a stuff.
I'm 100 percent.
Right.
Yeah.
And probably link with you.
I think we should use like filthy.
You see the Weight Watchers program.
They wish you use filters at thinness.
Ah, anyway.
All right.
Well, this was a great.
Why don't you guys make eat a vegetable?
Yeah.
Vegetable.
Yeah.
So the rumble, which we've had before, this is our second dose of it at least.
What do you rate that?
Rate.
Rate this on a scale of one to ten.
Seven two for me.
I say about maybe six and a half to seven.
Yeah.
I think as high as it should, I think it should be richer.
For me.
I mean, it's good.
I think I agree, but this is a different type of whiskey.
I'd put it in almost the same category as that TX whiskey because it's got that not
because it tastes anything like TX, but TX tastes like candy.
A dessert.
Yeah.
It tastes like pecan candy.
Yeah.
Like a praline.
But this is not dessert.
Well, it's got the honey.
I could totally taste the honey and the wildflower they put in there.
Yeah.
There's some added to this.
Well, long story.
Seven.
I'll do.
I'll match you.
I liked it.
I really, really like it.
It's got an interesting what?
I dropped the word.
You can do this.
The palette where it lingers, right?
The finish.
That's where I get most of the flavor from at the finish where some of those odd pieces
come out, right?
The figs and stuff.
You know what's weird?
Speaking of odd flavors, Britney Spears.
There was a meme.
There was a meme with her where she had this cooking utensil since she was doing something.
Nives.
That or with Crowder had it on there, I believe.
They're Nives.
Yeah, I just saw that.
Poor girl.
She's going through something.
When you see all these memes she does, first of all, I think she's beautiful.
You guys are kind of like making fun of her.
I still think she's beautiful.
I do too.
But I feel bad for her because it looks like when she's looking at the camera.
She's not all there.
It's like nobody's home.
I don't know if she's drunk.
I think she's under the influence of.
You're right.
She's got this glossed over.
There are prescribed drugs the same that everyone's dying of.
Prince, Tom Fetty.
Fentanyl.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
Michael Jackson.
But all these megastars.
Who is it?
The Batman Keep Ledger?
All these stars, they get on these drugs and they just die.
And I'm fearful that that's going to be her.
Because she's kind of iconic.
Remember, they had her on an extended conservatorship.
Because she was.
Free Britney.
Yeah, because she was not really in control of her life.
I don't think she is right now.
And she got out of it.
And then she got married to the longtime boyfriend dancer.
And then they lasted 14 months.
Not even.
I don't know.
Yeah, they got divorced.
And so she's probably emotionally all over the place.
Poor thing.
I do feel bad for her.
Yeah, her.
She's in great shape, but her physique is very.
Say it.
Boyish to me.
Yeah, what does that mean?
You said it earlier.
She has no curves.
She has no curves anymore.
Oh, I see.
I see what you're saying.
Like a pre-pubescent boy.
Maybe that's because she's had children in her age, which is fine.
But don't wear Britney Spears.
You want curves.
But don't wear that style of panty or whatever the hell she's wearing.
Did not look good.
Well, and then on her Instagram, she's taking nude pictures with little pasties.
Oh, I haven't seen those.
I was like, come on.
She's got what, two boys or three boys?
I wonder if she has a little bit of Michael Jackson syndrome where she never had a childhood.
I'll guarantee you.
Yeah, she was big when she turned 15.
She was at the Disney Mickey Mouse Club.
I think she's beautiful.
I do too.
She's beautiful here.
Body.
She's not now.
I think she is.
She's not unattractive.
Yeah, she is to me.
You haven't spent time with her like I have.
Because Britney Spears is attractive.
When she was younger, she was smoking.
What I sent you the other day, she is not.
Well, I guess we're going to have to put it on screen and see.
I guess that's really the only way to.
Look, when you like people, everyone has their own preferences.
Absolutely.
I think she's attractive.
And again, again, it's nothing to get because again, children do things to women's body.
They change them.
Yeah.
Right.
Yes.
And I don't like that, which is fine.
But again, I don't wear.
But the idea that these stars are, you know, they get to the certain point where, you know,
they start taking drugs or they start doing illegal things or, you know, they think that
they're better and they don't do things like pay your taxes or something silly like that.
You lose respect.
It's just like you lose like reality.
Right.
And so I mean, for one thing, they don't live in a, you know, in a real world.
No, they live in their own bubble.
Right.
And so half the time, half the time, they're trying to escape from life.
I mean, wasn't that Marilyn Monroe?
I mean, she was just trying to escape the the the insanity of fame.
Right.
But you brought up you brought up taxes.
Well, yeah, you brought Shakira Shakira.
She's in trouble.
Like, I don't know how serious this Spain this.
They're going to kill her.
This tax killer.
This tax tax court in Spain will never get their taxes at that point.
They have a reputation for going after people.
And and and I guess the lawyers for Shakira said that they they lose one out of two cases
that they bring against anybody.
So it sounds like they're pretty predatory.
But apparently she's facing this is her second time that they've gone after her because she
used to live in Spain when she dated some soccer player.
First of all, where is she from?
She's Brazil, right?
Columbia.
So she's she's from South America.
Why is Spain wanting money from her?
Well, because she lived in Barcelona.
But did she own the property?
Well, that's they don't care.
I think.
I mean, they're just like, if you live there for two years, you need to pay taxes while
you lived here.
Kind of like California.
Right.
There you go.
Yes, that's actually very accurate.
Well, no.
Anyway, so they don't pay taxes.
They say she owes they pay all kinds of she owes like 15.
Not the immigrants.
They're tax free.
Oh, well, yeah.
Well, yeah, those are.
Correct.
They get off scot free and they get free noncitizens.
That's what education and free health care anyway.
But she was like 50 million dollars.
She's facing an eight year old 50 million, 50 million.
Oh, no.
She owes 15 million in taxes or she owns taxes for 15 million.
They are wanting her to pay 15 million dollars in taxes.
Good Lord.
Right.
So obviously she's been I mean, if there's if it's you know, has any merit whatsoever,
she's been dodging dodging paying taxes because she says she's from the Bahamas and her her
permanent residence is in the Bahamas and not just go back to Spain.
Right.
I don't know.
Is that an extraditable offense?
I don't think tax evasion would be.
I think being a predator or murder or something like that, they could probably extradite you.
I don't think they could do it.
How?
I mean, who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that director that Roman Polanski?
Yeah, exactly.
He ran away from the United States, from Hollywood.
He raped some girls underage girls.
I know.
And he was he's been not hiding, but he's been living.
They fucking gave him an award.
He's worshiped by the elites here in Hollywood.
It's insane.
I remember when Meryl Streep got up.
Why can't they extradite him?
They just didn't have what?
Where is he living?
He may be in Switzerland.
They may not have any extra rights.
That's it.
That's why he went there.
Yeah.
So he's been living over there since the late 70s.
Right.
That's right.
It's funny.
He was in a diplomatic, what do they call it?
The embassy.
He was living in the embassy.
And he still is?
No, he was at one point and for an extended period, too.
Like that Julian Assange or whatever his name is.
They got kind of frustrated with him because they were like, all right, fine.
But then he started like doing stupid shit, like riding a skateboard inside the embassy.
And they're like, dude, really?
This Roman Polanski?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
No, he's got that with the white hair, right?
Yeah.
No.
Assange.
OK.
That guy was living in the.
Oh, so I misspoke on everything.
What embassy is that guy?
Did he, not Russia.
Moroccan.
Moroccan?
I don't know.
Did you punch you out of your ass?
Yeah, because I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, earlier when we're looking at pictures of Britney Spears, you also brought up, you
had a picture of Taylor Swift.
And I thought that was a funny story over the weekend.
Everybody, all these rumors were coming out.
I love it. I love I should say love. I think she's hot. I think she thought too. I think she's very
Talented too. She's taller than you. You know that I don't care. I think she's taller than all of us
We still date her. I would do more than that. Oh really? Well, you have to tell you have to deal with Travis Kelsey now
I'll take him out. I think funny idiot
He won't leave. He won't last. Okay, when you say this is the bonehead that said I'll take two and he's talking about the the
He's got a commercial right now. Yes. Yeah, what fucking idiot? He's funny. He's he's a he's a guy
I'll take two larger than life. Anyway, no, he's an attention whore. Okay. Oh, she's five ten. She's mine
She's she's fine. Eleven. I thought she was six one. Anyway, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are dating now apparently
So here's with where it blew up. Do you know that my homes?
Brittany my homes. I don't know her well, I know you know of her. Yes. Okay, that's his college girlfriend
And I don't know. I don't know what the deal is, but she's got a lot of haters
Travis Kelsey's girlfriend. No, that's Taylor Swift
her
Travis Kelsey is now dating Taylor Swift, but who was
the homes is
College Brittany my spheres. No Brittany my homes
Was whose college roommate are you?
Whose
My home that's his wife. I know he that was his girlfriend from high school. I mean from college, right?
And then he married her correct. Okay
Anyway, and so for some reason she's got all sorts of haters. I don't know. I don't know what her Instagram I
Don't pay attention right? I don't know either so but anyway, so she's come out and been very she's very vocal all the time about something
I don't know what the issue is, but anybody would that's why they hate what are you driving?
everybody was shading her because Taylor Swift was
like
Overshadowing her and I'm like this. This is the world of social media where I don't give a shit
I know exactly where this is a major story on on like sports like sports. No one gives a shit. I know it's so dumb
Brittany Lynn about homes and American sports team owner and retired woman soccer forwarded
No, no, no read the Brittany Mahomes critics seem to think she's jealous of Taylor Swift stealing the NFL spotlight
I'm just like what and I'm sure they're both like really
Really? Can we just can we not just go to a football game and enjoy watching our boyfriend's husbands?
Play football without it being some sort of dramatic bullshit
Anyway, it's crazy
Anyway, I thought I'd share that cuz it says this Brittany Mahomes sprays champagne on fans after wins and Taylor Swift cleans up her trash
So the people don't have to see I don't know why they hate on Brittany Mahomes
I really don't know. I don't care to know either but I
Want I'd have I have no lives as as I think Taylor Swift is pretty I'd have no desire to date her
You wouldn't be able to do anything. No her life. I think would be an extremely difficult life to have
Yeah, she's got millions and millions of dollars, but what can she do?
Everyone she goes. Well, everything has to be a private. That's what I mean
You're gonna go to a restaurant you have to rent out the whole restaurant everywhere. She goes is gonna be something like that
Or you can't go one thing. I heard is after this game
I heard on the radio that her and Travis Kelsey left in his little convertible cutlass or whatever it was, right?
Okay, so she called ahead to a restaurant and said talk to the owner and says I will pay everyone's tab
Right now if you don't let anybody else if
They eat and then leave right and don't let anyone else in I'll pay the everybody's bill
so they had the entire rest have that kind of money, so she paid everyone's bill they all left and then
Travis and her and a bunch of the chiefs showed up and
Then but they'd also have to pay for any revenue for people who would have she could and I'm my god easy
She's a billionaire drop in the bucket. Yeah
Well, I mean that'd be good problem have I would I mean, I don't know
I don't know if I would love to experience it well experience in one thing but living the life
It would be time where you couldn't escape it you she couldn't escape it
She has to wear a mask or something to go out somewhere. It would be tough. It really would be you know
Which is why I don't do that. I don't pursue that because we are right here. Oh
Anyone do video. Oh shit. We're about to get
Look like
Any
We can't let this get out of control
Anyway, but again I go back to I think
I'm sure it's a fairy tale thing, but I think it comes with a lot of problems. Oh huge
problems, you know and hopefully she
She seems like she's got a head on her shoulder. I'm like she really does
She's like unlike Madonna who was kind of she's the Madonna of this age. I think her generation
We saw how Madonna turned out right good Lord
Hopefully she does it hopefully she ages gracefully and doesn't try to stay 30 or however old she is now
Right for the rest of her life. I know I hear you
So anyway, it is an interesting story. I just you know, I hate the in general
I hate the hate hate the negativity and the hate of social media, right? It's so toxic. But anyway
All right. So let's talk about something new
Let's talk about some crazy ass stories around the world. I read one today
Where about sheep I did it's in Greece. It's in Greece and this farmer said
He was already had he said they sell medicinal marijuana in Greece
And his crop was struggling because of you know
Temperature climate issues and blah blah blah and then to really you know
Just to top it off six hundred sheep broke into his greenhouse and no no no sheep
I don't know how many broke into his greenhouse and ate 600 pounds of
Marijuana plants. Well, they just tripping he said the quote was they were jumping higher than goats
We should you know what we should have a segment on this podcast where we we talk about like
So
So the producer just brought up a picture and there's like a stogie no not a stogie
It's a joint a joint in every single
Something Jeff brought up where we're talking about energy and
clean energy which is
Argumentative like these windmills and getting rid of these propellers, you know
So there was some photos produced where they're trying to bury these
fiberglass
propellants mind you for those folks that
Don't I mean you everybody knows what a windmill is. Do they understand the size? Yeah, they don't look these things
enormous these things are
80 yards long each blade each blade so you see them on on special tractor trailers on freeways
Yeah, yeah, I've seen many many times and maybe we live in an area where there's enough windmill
There's a bunch of them out there. I travel. Yeah, and when and when you see them you're like, oh my god
It takes one blade a lot of management to to move those propellers
But look the thing about these propellers the whole system is flawed
All right
So the the concept of it is is great you got wind that produces energy sure everyone looks at that
You know what? That's a good thing. Look at all those things. They're cool
When it comes to maintenance, all right, look gears need oil
right grease
Oh lots of it. Okay from coconut
Doesn't matter from the ground
They they will fuels the the windmills require
The amount of energy that they produce it costs more to maintain those windmills
Than it does for the the the amount of energy it produces
But it doesn't matter for the manufacturers and the people that actually run them because they get subsidized by the government
Just like EV
Electric vehicles. Yeah, they would not they're there. They would not make it in the market correct
Didn't get subsidized by the government, correct?
We'll get we'll get to that windmills are the same way get back to these windmills. What what what I sent you guys
Sean you must have looked at it is these these blades break
Oh, yeah on occasion and like Sean says they're 80 at least 80 yards long
Yeah, they're they're super long and they're made out of fiberglass, which is you can't recycle that no
So what they're doing is
Burying them
digging these huge
Massive massive graves and lining all of these tremendously large
Fiberglass plastic whatever the heck they're made out of blades and just cover it with dirt, but they're biodegradable
No, like in a month, they'll be gone. No, and there'll be a bunch of fresh plants growing over the gravesite
Some nice corn and strawberries
It's synthetic corn. That's right. I mean what that's what drives me crazy
We're so narrow-minded and so psychotic about pursuing green energy that we're not looking at the entire
Equation and these things are made in China. Yeah, that's always a good thing and who knows
What's really in whatever the hell they make these things out of and in the manufacturing plant that makes them
Do you think that's powered by solar?
No, it's no coal
Of course, they burn. Yeah, they burn the most coal any any country in the planet, correct
So they they had an interesting statistics
But out hundreds outside of the windmills talking about the EV cars. They said that
the to charge
The the EV trucks to charge the EV trucks
Takes more energy than the actual factories that make the EV trucks
Because the battery's so big well, but are you looking at the whole lifecycle?
Correct, right, right
Correct, right, right. It's from from you know cradle to grave, right?
The whole it just the batteries the this the that the whole thing right it's flawed and you know, man
It just it it really grinds my gears. It's just
It's ignorance. It's there there's turning. I don't know. What is it a blind eye to it?
What what is going on with this program the whole?
AOC and her rat pack
It's the whole thing that come up with the the green. What is it the green deal?
The new green deal the new green deal that is not there's no deal about that. I mean, it's just
It's just based on a on a flawed vision of utopia. That's all I mean, it's not sustainable. Well, it's
And they don't care about free market for claude strauss. Was that his name claude schwaab?
There it is. It is schwaab. Yeah
It's that whole uh
Davos new world order
And there's one world order and I know we've talked about this, you know
A number of times in terms of davos and the it's not necessarily conspiracy
I mean it is a a group of celebrities and and business people and government officials and together
They have a vision for the world that they think is, you know utopia and uh, and they are trying to manipulate
uh market society and markets and and currency and I mean they they have lots and lots of pull
And uh, and they're trying to you know, manipulate agriculture. They're trying to manipulate everything
Uh to create a the underlying apparatus to make this utopia
Uh possible and this and again the sad thing is they think that they're
They're doing the right thing
For the world for everybody in the world. It's not gonna they just but they just don't know any better
It's not gonna impact them people. They're still gonna be up here living their life of luxury
We're gonna be down here living on our little huts thankful that we
Have a crumb on their plate exactly like what did we talk about al gore right in the midst of his an
Inconvenient truth was filled with you know lies and falsehoods
He had a um, he has massive houses all over the united states correct and his carbon footprint sucks
Oh, yeah, but that doesn't seem to matter. No, it doesn't matter to any of these people. No, not to the elites even rick
uh
perry not rick perry but uh
Astley, no, that's what I was thinking. That was my next guess
You really greg abott, what is it?
How's the song go never gonna give you up never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Wow, you guys just left me hanging. Well, there's no harmony in that. Oh sure there is
Going back to i've got a question. I've got a question. I was thinking about this
Because I I heard the question posed on uh on the radio
So if we are on the highway around a gas
We could go and get a gallon of gas and fill it
Well, I mean shan walked a long way to get gas correct and carried five gallons back instead of one instead of one
If a tesla or something like that
Runs out of power on the highway
You just can't carry a bucket of electricity. No, do they burst into flames doesn't it?
Correct. Sorry. Go ahead
Do are there outfits out there now that are roadside charging trucks?
Oh, they probably need that
It's a business opportunity. I think we should get into here. We go
Just get a big truck figure out how to get a big ass generator on there
It's like a massive nine volt battery just a big with wheels big diesel generator
Perfect, you know, they're just like smogging the shit out of yeah, just did they pull up they're like well you're using gas
Well, it's like do you want to stay here or do you want to get home? Hey, you want some of my electricity?
But I wonder if there's roadside charging
Trucks or cars or vehicles now or something. Well that and but should we go hold on?
He's got something on the screen right now mobile electric vehicle charging. There you go electric vehicle charging. And is that a
Gas generator of some sort. No, of course not. Why not? What would it be? It's an electric truck that charges itself
If there's something like that, why would everyone have that?
Who is the uh, the guy that went to congress
He was flying all around the world with his plane
Uh, I thought his name was perry
Gary carry. Oh carry john john carry john carry. Yeah, he's the something czar hinds ketchup. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Well, no, that's who I was referring to. He's a cabinet member, isn't he?
Biden's one of the biden's he's the climate czar and he goes around
You know buy my ketchup. Oh, he was all over getting the the irand deal
of course, it was
It was really funny you in the on the climate change thing. You said that that picture or whatever it was of a
of a of a magnet
It was a it was a magnet a big magnet mounted to the bed of the truck that had an arm over the front of it
With a gigantic magnet on it a big iron plate and there was a massive iron plate on the front of the car and it's like
What did it say energy problem solved? Yes
The car would always be moving right?
It's so funny, but you you know what you you look at a picture like that and you're like, well, why not?
I don't think the physics of that works
Now you're you're gonna you have a fixed arm keeping them separate
I'm just saying you look at that kind of stuff and you're like, why why couldn't you do it?
It had to be two different vehicles
Not attached
But yeah like the car in front of you. Why would the car in front of you have a big magnet to pull you right?
There you go. So you're always changing
Like you have a big magnet behind your car, right? The all right
Just like it would be you'd be better off electricity thing
You'd be better off having a car behind you push you with the reverse polarity or vice versa. Yeah, I don't know
None of those things will work. Apparently we we've come up we
If we collect all the ideas we've come up with on this podcast
We we have solved all these problems. We have there's no question about it. Yeah leading with the methane mask on cows
I was on their butthole though to capture that methane that came up again. I mean that's another bill gates
Bill gates, you know says that heat from
agriculture agriculture and uh, and you know, what do you don't call it, uh, not farming but it's
Cattle, right? It's ranching or so ranching. Yes. That's so yeah cow cow farts is a big contributor
That's why they're trying to get you to eat bugs
Yeah bugs for the climate control. I'm out. I'm out on that deal. I know mosquito burgers
I know we talked about it, but uh when I when I edited that program, I googled mosquito burgers
Absolutely disgusting looking
How that even you know how we we say how they get patched the pass the smell test
I mean in terms of an idea
like some of these movies you watch you're like
Thousands of people are involved in this millions of dollars are involved in this how that even get past the
The the general smell test. I mean, how would somebody go?
Hmm, if we collect 500 000 mosquitoes and smash them into a paste. Well, look there could make a burger out of it
I mean for us, that's disgusting
But it's a delicacy over an hour. I don't know if it's a delicacy
Based on what I read it was a delicacy and they like it. Well, I read I read they like it
I read that it tastes terrible, but it's a food when there's no food around
Can you get malaria from a mosquito? And they're not really mosquitoes but
Uh, no carcasses. No, they said because mosquitoes carry too many diseases. Yes a malaria burger. It's a certain type of fly
That they are oh I need a fly burger
That's totally different. Well regardless
um
They say they like them
I love they
They like them. They're black
I don't know. I would I just wouldn't do it
Yeah, I watched a video and the kids were out there you're gonna make it
Look like a family affair where they were out there trying to capture. I mean the mosquito population for one thing was just
Horrendous actually the bugs or flies or whatever the flies were they are you know?
Just and they're just waving these big pots around catch them and then they'd smash them
and they'd smash them and they have this big thing of
mashed
Bug carcass and then they make patties out of it for the oil down and fry it different strokes for different folks
I mean we we do shit like that and we go out and pull fish out of the water
I mean, oh there are people that think that the beef is the most disgusting thing on the there are people that think like
That chickens are they don't think it's disgusting. They just they find the cow to be sacred
Gotcha. Well, yeah, a lot of folks eat horse. Yeah, or chicken horse like the like the asian areas
They don't eat chicken. I think it's weird
You know they Chinese eat chicken
Wow
chicken fried rice chicken feet
As well. Oh, well, I guess there's some factions that don't like vietnam eats dogs. Yes
and cats
and rodents
You eat what you could get
The a lot of places in the world. It's whatever. Yeah, correct. Whatever bush meat whatever keeps you from dying
right interesting then you get to the point where you're like
If there's no food around except flies you get past it, I guess
Right. Right. Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do to stay alive
So
I was gonna ask you guys. Um, we started watching you referenced it earlier
I know this kind of subject change, but uh, we've been watching queen of the south
right
um
Very good. Very good show on uh, I think it's netflix or is it amazon?
I guess we bounce between amazon prime and netflix so often
That we forget where the show is right and we always have to like oh, it's not on that one
It's on the other one
But anyway, it's called queen of the south and it's um, it's about a cartel
Uh a girl that like starts out as you know, she becomes a drug lord, right?
Right, she's the girlfriend of like an underling kind of thing and then yeah
And then apparently it's five seasons and she is on her way to becoming like
Yeah, i've ever seen previews for it. I haven't watched any of it yet. It's good. It's good. Um
And uh, there are so many
did
So many shows
Uh that um as you like right now
Uh, you were watching suit not suits. Um
Virgin river river. Yes, that's something my wife how many seasons does that have five or six?
I think see we try to we try to stick to the shows that you know have enough
Years, right that you can watch it for a while because there's so many out there that have one year, right?
And then what are you gonna do? You're gonna wait for 15, you know 18 months for the next season to come out, right?
There's one because I know you guys watch like watching those period pieces, right? Oh, yeah, we like those there's one and I sound
So old saying this oh boy because julian. I just finished the last season of it
And it drives me nuts that I said it was actually really good. It's it's actually the newest version
It's called all creatures great and small
Huh?
And it's one of those british masterpiece type type correct and I remember we love those we love down abbey
They were on I remember all creatures great and small
It's a book series for one thing that they adapted into a series
It was on in the I don't know late 70s early 80s
And I just remember seeing it on pbs as a kid going. Oh my god. I would never watch something like that
I would yeah, I'd rather and here I am
Watching it and enjoying it. Yeah, why?
Why my parents loved watching right? What is it? Um, it's called masterpiece theater. Yeah, it's part of that had that cool
The cool little jingle
Had a cool song. I remember being like five or six years old and I would you know
Sit on the stairs of the of the of the house and kind of watch the tv and they were like go to bed
But but I recommend it if you like to period it takes place in the mid 1930s. Okay 1930 ish
uh time frame
uh leading up to world war two
So there's three seasons
Uh so far and the fourth one comes out in january
Okay, cool. It's on pbs all creatures big and small. All right great small, but great and small
Okay, it drives me nuts to say that because I sound like an old man
You know, whatever there's so much. I am an old man, but
There's so many different types of shows out there that um, uh, yeah tweet you alone man. Yeah, there they are right there
Well, cool. What show is that? What's it on? Do you know it's on pbs?
uh, so
You'll have to wait for it to repeat. I guess I was gonna say how am I gonna watch that?
I'm not certain all dudes like us want to venture out in this little area. Why down abby's amazing show?
This was good
Because it's witty it's well written it is well written well acted
I mean, I think I think we probably at our age. We're starting to appreciate um quality
You know quality writing
It is it's good stories shit out there and the and they stick their arms up cows vaginas
Oh, well, that's like shoulder. That's all you had to say like multiple times. Oh, that's fantastic. And i'm thinking
Is that a is that a fake cow?
And that he's actually doing this with or is he this actor actually got his arm
No protection up to his cow's vagina
That's how they would give birth right they'd reach up in there right grab the legs if there's a problem and help right sure
I mean, but you know, it's kind of like eggs from you know chickens
You know, it's covered with that slime
Because I would imagine your arms covered with vaginal slime. I don't know but man
Anyway, they do it
Um, and it's good. It's it's good stories. And like I said, it's it leads up to world war two
so far
Um, and they have some of that baked into it, right? So
Uh, not churchill who was the guy before churchill?
Um whenever they're trying to negotiate with hitler
Oh god, that's a horrible story, too
What was his name total capitulation and appeasement? Yeah. Well that that was that that was a whole thing
They asked for a wine burger
Yes, is that it?
No, uh chamberlain his name was chamberlain. Oh richard chamberlain not richard chamberlain. Yes, it is dick dick chamberlain dick chamber
Is there a richard chamberlain? Yes, there is he's an actor. He was in thorn birds. Oh, see same guy. Yes
Um, but it was prime minister chamberlain went over anyway
That's part of it and they listed on the radio and you know, they're in england so they're getting nervous
Anyway, it's built into the show. So it's a it's it's a good show
I can only imagine having lived
during the
Either of the the world war one or world war two, right?
Just imagine like all your friends or you you were deployed or or or maybe you were too old if you're young
Or you had a heart murmur so you couldn't go, you know all that kind of neville chamberlain chamberlain
I don't care. Anyway, I recommend it if you like if you like those type of shows. Oh, yeah, uh, it's well written
Um the actors and actresses are well done
Uh hard to understand sometimes because some of them have some really thick
Why I watch every Britishie accent. I watch everything on closed caption. So yes, you'd have to I mean sometimes I look at you
I was like, what the hell they say she's like, I have no idea
It's funny. I I did it obviously because I have my hearing impairment, but
I've watched everything on closed caption, but
Now like my wife will she wants to watch everything on closed caption as well, right? I mean
As well, right? I mean it's funny because you realize you you realize even if you can hear
Uh, how much you miss?
I don't like it because it feels it takes away from the visual for me. It does. Yeah
And I would rather watch the visuals than read
Personally, yeah, you just gotta go up down up down up down up down. Yeah, I I do sometimes but I don't like that
I'd rather watch it. It is maybe get used to it, but
I'd rather
Take in the vis the visuals
So, you know the latest show i'm watching it's called the pacific. I watched it. We've always watched it. Yeah
You should watch that with your kids. I should but we just stumbled on it
And uh, it's executive produced by tom hanks tom hanks and steven spielberg. Yep. I was like, oh shit
We gotta watch this. Yep. It's good. Brandon likes the music the theme music in the beginning
Yeah, he really enjoys it. But yeah, we watched that
There's some graphics pops in it. So yeah, it's war. Yeah
But and they're not shy. It's kind of like saving private Ryan, right? I mean, yeah, they're not shy about
make
depicting how
gore
Gory, i'm not giving anything away, but there I think there's I think this is the show
There's one scene the americans win in the end
The titanic sinks
Really in the guadacanal. Yes in the guadacanal. No, there's one scene
I believe it's the pacific where because they fight the japanese on in the pacific, right?
And it's after a big battle and some japanese has the top of his head blown off
Oh, wow, and they're all sitting around and like they're playing basketball into the guy's skull. Oh
I think this is the show see keep an eye out for it
Well, there was already a scene where this japanese like gave himself up and he was super frustrated because all of his comrades are
Or everybody dead all around him
And so he just like threw his gun down and said shoot me shoot me
But I guess they were toying with him like shooting all around him, right?
And you know just kind of mocking him and and then finally one guy just put a bullet in his heart to end it
Right. They're like what you do that for and I was like, well, I mean that's
Wars like that. I mean
You don't know what you would do. I know when you're fighting for your life each and every day
Yeah, so anyway, i'm i'm really enjoying it because I I love history and and in particular about world war two
I love the pacific war
That's mccarthur, right? This was the pacific in the island hopping
Yeah, the island hopping limits, right? I mean all that right massive
uh a massive, uh coming together of the marines
Of the of the army air force of the navy. I mean it was I can't remember
Do they get into the baton death march in the pacific?
um
In that I don't know if they do in that show. I can't remember but yeah that is a
They in the philippines or whatever, right? Right. Yeah, that's horrible. The japanese was so brutal
They were extremely brutal people forget that
People forget how brutal?
They were they were really brutal especially to the chinese and and
I think that kind of stuff still lingers today to some people some resentment. Yeah, i'm sure some of the older folks
Yeah, you would think I don't know and I was thinking all these shows that we watch, you know, they they
you know, it's like
They glorify the americans because they were the the the good side and the japanese are the bad side or the nazis are the bad side
But they're just guys that were drafted
They had families and they came from a farm and they were drafted and they fought for their country because they were told they had to
But it's just you know, you see why i'm going with that. Oh, yeah
And I wonder how japanese feel about or or germans feel about watching these shows or these movies and going yeah
We're always the shitty bad guys. I don't know. Isn't that weird though?
Huh? All right. Well, we uh, we are at the end of our first podcast here. There we go
We bounced around hit a lot of topics drank a good whiskey
Did you finish yours shawn? I'm almost there
Shawn you probably you got a nice little swig there. Well, you know, I uh have to protect my liver. This one's uh, very
Oh shit
I guess shawn just dropped his yeah
He just turned the corner. All right. We'll catch you guys on the second half
If shawn's still with us in the second half they vomit that was a little tart
Vomit that was a little tart
Yeah, that'll do it
All right. Well, I had uh, not so much interested in what you guys were talking about for the last couple minutes
But one or two you kind of disappeared. Yeah, you know what man? Um to each their own
Some dudes aren't gonna sell it like that stuff and yeah, I'll tell you what I have watched some of those uh,
Brick box on uh prime and that's good shit too some of them are good
You know, I have to be in the mood for it. I can't just go out there and do it. But thank you. Mr. Producer
It's the first half of show. It's uh, september 26 dudes. I guess i'm shawn and paul and I am jeff