We have started.
Really?
Here we are.
Well, it is 7.01 and it's the almost the third, the end of the third week in September
and we're almost encroaching October.
Fall starts tomorrow or the next day.
I think it's Thursday.
The 21st or the 22nd, yeah.
So it's coming up.
Towards the end of the week we've got fall that's coming up.
All the decorations are going to come out.
Man, it's starting to creep out of the woodwork.
So we have a great night plan for you guys.
We've got tons of fantastic topics to talk about.
We have a fantastic producer behind the helm looking up stuff for us.
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And we have a guest.
We do.
We have a special guest.
Special guest.
Special Ryan.
There you go.
You know in the green room Paul brought up the discussion how many times your parents
walked in on you when you were masturbating.
And we all said it never happened and Paul was like it's a continual even to this day.
Hold on now.
We're going to open up Shane and Paul.
That never happened.
I was joking.
I like how this podcast is going.
This got nasty in a hurry.
You know you got to be smart about it Paul.
I mean were you out in the middle of the living room?
No, no, no.
That actually never happened.
But that would be awful actually.
Yes, yes.
Yeah that would.
As a parent I've never experienced that walking in as a child.
Have your kids ever came in and saw some whoopie going on?
No, no.
That's never happened either.
I've had two experiences.
So the first experience was kind of innocent.
So Preston was around 14, 15.
And it was his birthday so he had a bunch of friends over.
And so when I turned I went into the bedroom and we were watching TV in there and she had been drinking a little bit.
A little frisky?
Well she was just kind of doing a little dance into the music because the music was playing.
So Preston, even though the door was locked, decided he was going to manhandle the door and open it.
He walks in and he's got 15 kids behind him.
All teenage boys.
Preston sees us.
His eyes get like huge.
And he stops and he says, everybody out downstairs now!
Was she naked or anything like that?
She had a bra on.
That would be traumatizing as a son to see that.
Dude, the door was locked.
Why do you want to see that?
Not on you guys.
That was 100% on Preston.
Life lessons.
We need a little song about that.
Life lessons.
There's so much not to do.
Has he tried it again since then?
I don't think so.
He's moved out.
We got out of here after that day.
When the kids were a little bit older, my wife would just say, your father and I are having sex now, so leave us alone.
And they'd be like, oh my god!
That was two minutes!
Seriously!
And we were just very upfront.
She was like, if the door's ever closed, I wouldn't recommend opening it.
And they were like, oh my god!
And then one time, I think Brody was knocking on the door or something and Dylan yells, the door's closed, Brody, leave me alone!
Word lessons.
I know, right?
Yes, yes.
Get out ahead of it.
That's my recommendation.
Yeah, I never walked in on my parents.
Thank god.
Yeah, seriously, that'd be awful.
I don't know who it would scar more, the child or the parent?
Oh, the child, for sure.
Probably.
I would be pretty scarred.
I don't know.
Have you walked in on your parents?
No.
Oh god.
Not that I can remember.
Oh, dad!
Damn it, Terry!
That's about Hank Hill one.
Yes.
Now back that ass up.
Oh god.
Damn it, Terry!
Don't give me money this time.
You make me feel like a prostitute.
Oh my god.
Shut up and make me a turkey sandwich.
All right, this is out of control.
Yes, I went sideways quite a bit.
Some crazy things.
I've got an example of how you have something that happens in the news, and people start
speculating on how something can spin into something it's not.
I mean, it's from the dawn of time, the way they spin shit.
Oh yeah.
I mean, the young kid up in the northwest of the United States in front of the Indian
guy, and you remember how the kid was tormented through CNN.
Oh, the Covington Catholic kid.
Yeah.
I thought that was Washington DC.
Well, maybe it was Washington DC.
I thought it was Washington.
His name was Nick Sandman.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I'm not necessarily talking about that, but it's just how crazy a story can
get to where the antithesis is actually the truth.
Yeah, because you're not being given all the facts.
So this past week there was an F-35 where a Lightning II F-35 was taken off.
It was in the Carolinas somewhere.
Yes.
And the captain or the fighter pilot had to eject, and the plane had just kept going.
But the weird thing is that they had turned off the responders or what is the little...
Transponder.
The transponder was not active, so they didn't know where the damn plane went.
So now all of a sudden the report happens that the plane is missing.
Oh, and the transponder's not working.
And this is the world's most expensive aircraft, by the way.
Yeah.
And then you get these guys on the internet.
It's like they take this information, they eat it, and they regurgitate something and
like, hey, you know, I said back in Cuba, there was the F-35C landing out there in the
south part of Cuba where the Chinese people are.
You know what I'm saying?
Great.
Where does that story come from?
He made it up.
He's just, he's making shit up.
I'm just, but still it gets out there.
And then of course that, yeah, it grows legs, right?
Oh, and then the news is like, well, that is very possible.
It could have happened.
I think it possibly did happen by the way, Donald Trump sucks and is a criminal going
to jail.
Yeah, it's his fault.
Really?
Where did that come from?
Right.
Why do they got to throw that shit in there?
So, you know, because if it weren't for climate change, it would have never happened.
God bless.
That's true.
But that's true.
Right?
No, it's not.
So what happened with the aircraft?
Did they found it, crashed somewhere or I forget?
They found it 80 miles away.
I don't know the exact details of where they found it and everything, but they found it
about 80 miles away.
It had just traveled, coasted or something, hit the side of a mountain.
They said they found a trail of F-35.
Of debris.
Of F-35.
Is it F or X?
F. It's F.
I'm sure at one point it was X.
I think XR experimental planes.
Experimental, right.
Oh, nice.
Like the X-15.
XR71.
The X-wing.
There we go.
He shoots, he scores.
Oh my God.
Experimental.
So that's experimental in Star Wars?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
X-wing.
The Y-wing was left after the X, so you know.
Ah.
Y.
Yeah, and the X, but eventually.
I miss Star Wars.
I have not seen it in so long, and I mean any of them.
And I know you guys watched all the TV shows and Mandalorian and I fell off so long ago,
because I didn't have Disney.
But I didn't know I had.
Well, just think of all that stuff you could now watch.
I know, I know.
We can't.
We've already seen it all.
But my wife's not really into it.
I just need to get her.
Well, don't you have your own?
Well, we watch everything together.
It's kind of like a thing we do.
You know?
Well, I mean that's cute, but at the end of the day, you're just kind of really.
That's cute, but it's stupid, Paul.
Well, I mean you both have different likes.
Some people made like vanilla.
Some people made chocolate, like strawberry.
I mean you can't.
Come on.
It doesn't always fit in the box.
You've got to have pole time.
Yeah, well, that's on a motorcycle.
That's football Sundays.
Oh, that's hidden in the bathroom.
Football Sundays.
Your parents don't walk in.
Your kids don't walk in.
No, that's not that.
Is that pole time?
It is.
It is football.
It's pool time.
I think it is motorcycle time and football time.
Well, it needs to be Star Wars time, too.
But you're right.
Everybody needs their time.
Yeah.
Well, I personally really enjoy watching Star Wars stuff, as I've said on many podcasts.
Both my brother and I, who is sitting here, Mr. Ryan, we both are.
We're both Star Wars fans, man.
I would say you're all in.
You're all in on Star Wars.
All in.
Yeah.
And you know what?
The story is just.
It should be 66.
Even the shitty ones are good.
Yeah, even the shitty ones.
It doesn't matter.
It should be 66 instead of 77.
No, it's not execute.
Oh, it does 66.
Yes.
But it came out in 77.
Well, I know, but.
I see where you go with that.
Made for us.
He's wearing a Star Wars jersey for you for you for you non video podcasters out there.
But you got stormtroopers.
So it should be 66.
That's what I'm saying.
True.
But these are the new stormtroopers, not the Clone Wars.
Oh, so the Clone Troopers followed order 66.
The stormtroopers are the five of first.
There you go.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know any of that.
Well, if you watch Star Wars, you would.
So that is episode.
That's not Battle of the Clones.
That is that is four, five, six, six.
It's three.
No, it's upset.
I mean, yeah, upset.
Three Revenge of the Sith is when order 66 is given.
OK.
All right.
Episode three.
Man, I am really thirsty.
That beer tastes really good.
And this bourbon is fantastic.
I'm going to say this is probably one of the better bourbons I've had in quite some time.
We've had some really good ones lately.
I know.
This one is palatable.
It's super sweet.
I don't taste any.
It's not like it's not rich in oil.
It's not rich in leather.
It doesn't have that rye twinge that kind of like, yeah, that's good.
It's like you're tasting the like the oak barrel.
It's got a really well rounded taste, man.
It's almost fruity.
It's not a bouquet.
And what are we what are we drinking, Mr. Producer?
Yeah.
You're going to pull it up on the monitor.
Well, it's pin hook.
It's a it's actually a collaboration with still Austin.
What they told us and total wine got a total of one bottle of this stuff.
We may need to check the HDMI cable.
All right.
So that's the pin hook collaboration series.
Twenty twenty two collaboration series.
Like I said, we were total wine and our buddies there recommended this.
Really didn't know much about it, but they only got one bottle of it.
They literally got one bottle delivered to the store.
Right.
And so we got it.
Yep.
It's one hundred and eighteen point nine proof.
Yeah.
So it says for the series second release, which is this one, I believe.
Pin Hook has partnered with Garrett Oliver, brewmaster of Brooklyn Brewery
and the 2014 James Beard Award winner to produce an artfully structured,
high proof, high rye bourbon.
And from what the guys said, this is the whiskey is they sourced it from still Austin,
which is in Austin, Texas.
So it's aged four years, but aging four years in Texas is different than aging in four years in Kentucky.
Yeah.
This is what I'm about to say is going to sound really shitty.
Oh, boy.
Oh, all right.
So prepare yourself.
This special collaboration will fund 20 scholarships in brewing and distilling to people of color.
Oh, come on.
Right.
You know, I'm bothered by that.
It should be anybody who applied.
I mean, why and show?
Why?
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
But I mean, what is wrong with me?
Is there something wrong with me?
I grew up just as bad as those guys did.
I mean, what the hell?
And what kind of color are they talking?
I mean, we're all kinds of color.
Technically, I'm color.
I'm white.
Right.
That's a color in the spectrum of life.
Not in their eyes.
I think that's just wrong.
I agree.
It should be.
We're open.
You know, if we said something like that, open for everybody, white people, it would be.
We would be crucified.
Of course.
It really, really bothers me.
I really enjoy this bourbon.
I'm happy they did a fantastic job.
But I am not a fan of that.
Yeah, it should be open to anybody, right?
And it should be based on merit.
That's what we've always said about all of these types of issues, right?
But interesting.
Okay.
Well, it's still a very good bourbon.
Live and learn.
And when they say high rye, what percentage?
Oh, 20 percent.
Oh, I'm looking at it right there.
So it's 70.
Yeah, 75 corn, 20 rye and five malted barley.
Pruth is pretty stout, 118.9.
But it doesn't go down that way.
No, it doesn't.
It's great.
It's really, really good.
I'm not used to drinking bourbon.
And if I have any more of this, I'm going to have a second release myself.
Yeah, it packs a punch.
You know, you don't have to drink the whole thing.
And really.
You can go add some water to it if you'd like.
No, no, no, it's fine.
Yeah, really.
I mean, that's all they do.
A lot of folks don't know this, but you know, this is pretty strong.
Almost 19 proof.
Yes, very much so.
At the distilleries, when they want to bring it down to 100 proof, 80 proof, 90 proof, whatever, all they do is add water.
That's it.
So you're not going to offend anybody if you want to dumb it down a little bit.
No, it's good.
I love the rich flavor.
It's a little spicy for me.
It does have a little bit of vanilla taste to it, but I'm getting some spiciness.
I like peppery.
There you go.
There's a little bit.
That's the rye.
I think that's on the finish, I think.
Up front, it's sweet.
Very tasty.
I think I'll give this about a seven and a half.
Yeah, I would definitely go with that.
Not as good as the Elijah Craig's or the Stag last week.
I'll give it an eight, eight, eight point two.
I'm giving the strong numbers, man.
In fact, I'm going to change that.
I'm going to give it an eight point five.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I'm really digging this.
This is a solid, solid, fruity, high rye bourbon.
It's well endorsed.
Pin hook.
I wonder, straight bourbon whiskey, how does the distribution work where total wine, which
is a big mover, high volume mover, gets one bottle.
What is that?
Well, you have distillers, kind of like 1845 distiller in Lower Crossing, Texas.
1845.
They have X amount of bottles available and that's how they do it.
They're just like, man, we've got 5,000 bottles.
Well, how many liquor stores are there in the state of Texas?
How many liquor stores are there in the United States?
Who's going to get that?
Who's going to get those 5,000 bottles?
Well, it's like the Dogfish 120.
If you go to the liquor store, you're only, if you're lucky, you'll find a single four-pack.
Right.
Yeah.
And then good luck getting another one within the next few weeks.
Right.
Yeah, even if you request it, they're only getting like one a month or one every two
weeks.
It's kind of like Eagle Rare.
Right.
They're just, it's a rare commodity.
That's what it is, but I agree with you.
I mean, they probably don't have deep pockets.
1845, they have a huge advantage because they've owned some things, products.
They had a brewery.
Old Marlin, yeah, the brewery.
What was it?
Was it Marlin?
No, it was Port Aransas.
Port Aransas.
Oh, that's right.
Their neon sign was a Marlin.
Correct.
But it was kind of cool though.
But we had a conversation, we went up to 1845, both Jeff and I did, and we picked up a bottle,
a fantastic bottle.
Yeah, Paul was gallivanting again.
Again.
I was dove hunting, which I have never done before.
Oh, awesome.
I love dove hunting.
I have not gone dove hunting in like probably 20 years.
I'm going to do the shout out to 1845 Distillery Company.
We picked up a bottle of preemption finest quality single barrel.
It was bought from barrel number 84.
It was for 38 months, and it was 117.6 proof.
So it was a bourbon whiskey.
What kind was it?
Hold on, is that a bottle we've had before?
They had one left.
No, they had one left.
I felt so privileged.
June was there.
She's the bourbon, I mean, right next to Myra Shumailam.
She's like one of the bourbon women that are well respected in the industry.
She tells her son or the gentleman behind the bar, you know, it's all family run.
Go and get that bottle.
We only have one left.
And he pulls it out of this big fricking safe in front of us.
Really?
Oh, man.
And Jeff and I were kind of like, hmm.
So I missed exactly what it is.
So it's cast strength.
It's not single barrel.
It's a cast strength.
I don't know.
Is it single barrel or is it cast strength?
I thought it was single barrel.
It's single barrel.
Single barrel.
84.
Barrel 84.
Of not weeded.
Not for a grain.
It's a straight bourbon.
All right.
Where is that bottle?
It's in my arm law.
What the hell?
You didn't get it for podcast?
Well, I'll tell you what, if you want to split it, we can do that.
What the hell?
Yeah, we should add it.
We'll discuss.
All right.
Put it in your fancy collection bottle.
What do you call that?
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
I'll just.
No.
What?
So how did you?
How did you?
I am never getting rid of that bottle.
How did you let that happen?
He was the only one left.
He bought it.
It was fine.
He just like started like knocking shit over.
That's mine.
He did.
He was doing some high kicks.
Sean Smash, give me bottle.
I took my nuts out.
Put it on the block.
Give me one.
I'm Sean, bottle man.
So I can you please put that furry thing away?
I will give you the bottle.
Yeah.
Little Monty T. So get back.
What's wrong with the left one?
It looks like a dried peanut in the shell.
It's a weeble wobble.
So get back to Paul's adventure this past weekend.
He did go squabbing into I don't even know where the hell you went.
Yeah, I went with Rob.
We spent on our podcast.
Breckenridge, Texas.
Breckenridge.
Yeah.
So we got his boss.
Which Breckenridge?
Breckenridge is due west.
So it's about two and a half hours west of Frisco.
So yeah, his boss has a ranch out there and beautiful, beautiful ranch, beautiful house,
but he's got it all set up for they love to host.
They host like the fire department and the police department of North Richland Hills because
that's actually where their home is.
And yeah, they love to have people out.
So they have these little housing units set up with rooms and they have a maid that comes
out and I mean, the little it's amazing.
It's amazing.
Oh, and so yeah, they have a they got Hubbard Creek Lake out there.
They have fishing.
We did.
It wasn't there wasn't a lake anywhere nearby.
I mean that I know of, but I'm sure there was right outside city limits.
There's a huge, huge lake.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we weren't on a lake or anything like that, but he's got like, I don't know, 500
to 800 to 1000 acres or something like that.
Really schnikes awesome.
Oh, it's amazing.
And they had skeet going and and and his wife was cooking all weekend for everybody.
And he's got a he's got this amazing bunker underneath the carnitas underground of this
game room man cave bunker underground.
I mean, we've got a pool table and a bar and TVs and it's a sweet.
You should ask him what I would like to go to their right.
Right.
What you want to sell it for.
Right.
And then we went in.
Yeah.
And so yeah, we did dove hunting.
Oh, that million.
We went boar hunting.
Check this.
This is crazy.
It was like a it's like a special forces covert op every there are three different mules.
Right.
Those those not boom doggies dune buggies.
What do you call them?
They're mules where the four wheel four wheeler.
I don't know what to call them.
They exaggerated golf carts.
Right.
Correct.
But there's a name for them.
I can never think of them, but they call them mules.
So we had three of them all packed with people.
Right.
And on each car and each cart, one person was a spotter with night vision goggles or
night vision binoculars.
So this was at night time.
Pitch pitch black night time.
All right.
So three spotters in all three cars and everybody's wearing headsets so we can all communicate
with each other.
They're like to the left.
Yeah.
It was like I think I see some movement at three o'clock.
Were you guys shooting from the carts?
Well, if we had seen something, but we saw rabbits, we saw deer, but we didn't see any
boars or hogs or whatever.
You didn't see them at 35 did you?
So I'm thinking the driver had night vision as well, I guess.
Right.
I had to have.
Was he driving lights out?
I mean, man.
Struggle was real.
Well, they had maybe green light.
They had green light to show right in front of the mules.
That's wild though.
But I'm telling you, when I took when I took the binoculars away from my face, right, I
could not see my hand in front of my face.
It was pitch black.
And then when I'm looking through those binoculars, it's the whole place is lit up like a Christmas
tree.
Right.
Especially things that are alive.
I mean, they were bright white.
Is that the first time you ever gone hog hunting?
Yes.
And the first time I've ever looked at night vision.
Oh, night vision binoculars.
It was incredible.
You know, that's how they caught Lauren Bober getting felt up.
What?
You know what?
I saw a smidgen of that.
What was that all about?
I saw that.
I was like, what the hell is that?
No, she evidently went.
That's a good time.
She went hunting and they they had some sort of camera on her.
And I guess there was an instructor or no, she was.
This is how you shouldered the rifle.
First, I grab your left breast.
She was at a musical, Beetlejuice, and she was with a date and they were sitting there
in the crowd and boy, he was getting handsy with her and they had like night vision cameras
and videoed it.
Now I heard about her getting kicked out of there.
That's why.
Because she was laughing and being boisterous.
Oh yeah.
Well, there's video of it.
It's like snow, stop.
And he was like reaching in there and all kinds of stuff.
I didn't hear anything about the stop.
It tickles.
Now, I do know that she is going through a divorce.
She's going through a divorce or she is divorced.
I don't know.
Yeah.
So I heard that.
So obviously that explains why she's there with a date.
But oh, wow.
That's crazy.
Anyway, it was it was an amazing time at the ranch.
You can imagine we there was tons of beer, you know, bourbon.
I mean, it was just it was great.
It was great.
It was really, really fun.
How'd you like the Duff Hound?
Oh, the Duff Hound was amazing.
First off, so I have a 12 gauge, right?
But I've never I had never shot it outside of a couple shots at a range.
OK.
And so oh, yeah.
So the there's this old guy that his name is George.
He's awesome.
And he he kind of maintains the place.
Right.
I think he's a listener, too.
He's a he's a cool dude.
And and so he drives us out there and he kind of knows where everything is.
Right.
You guys want to be here.
You want to be there.
All right.
You sit down there.
And so we ringed this big field.
Right.
And we were shooting at each other.
Well, and it turns out that's it's not atypical to get, I guess they call it peppered.
Yes.
Right.
So when somebody's shooting over the field, I mean, it's just harmlessly falling on you.
It's not like it's going to hurt or anything.
Well, as long as we're not too close.
Yeah.
But I mean, yeah, we were pretty far apart.
It's not painless, but it's not painful.
Right.
And so we were pretty far apart.
So anyway, it was amazing because they were like, you know, Paul, come in your way.
Turn around, Rob.
Over there.
I mean, we all like looking up.
It's like any aircraft fire.
I mean, well, the thing that a lot of people don't understand when it comes to dove is
dove fly fast.
They fly 60 miles an hour.
Oh, my.
So by the time you see them cresting and they're coming towards you, you need to be like in
front of them.
Right.
Lead them.
You got to lead them.
Yeah.
When I first I think I went dove hunting like for the first time back when I was like 20.
And we used to this when I lived in El Paso and it was like a weekend like every weekend
thing.
And we'd go down to the Rio Grande by the the Bridge of Americas.
And there's a levy that is in between like the U.S. and Mexico.
OK.
We would drive all the way down this levy to where there was like a national park.
And you couldn't shoot inside of the preserve.
Like basically it was a preserve.
Right.
But the minute they flew out of there and passed over the canal, you could fire away,
you could fire away.
And there would be people lined up with their backs with the Rio Grande behind them.
And then just like as the sun's coming up, they start flying.
And because it's all farm out there, they're all full of corn.
It was crazy.
Yes.
But when I first started going, I had like a 20 like a New England 20 gauge break breach
shotgun.
Yeah.
And everybody else had like awesome shotguns, you know.
But I just you know, I just barely started.
Sure.
I used to hold like the shells of my teeth and then just like boom and then like over
the shoulder and just boom boom.
And then, you know, when you have a break breach, you got to get really good.
Otherwise, you know.
Right.
And then you have a difference between using that and a pump action or a gas powered, you
know.
But it was fun.
It was fun.
And yeah, you got you got really good.
Like that's I was like, shit, that went by fast.
Like, yeah, 60 miles an hour.
You need to shoot faster.
And it was so crazy.
I think I shot 30 shells and I hit two.
Oh, I mean, that tells you no, no, that's I was a horrible shot.
It was absolutely horrible.
You actually killed two doves.
Yeah, I got to did you get to eat them?
Did you eat them?
So we collected all the doves and it was enough for one person.
No.
So maybe 15, 15, 20.
Oh, that's a good amount.
Well, it depends on how many people.
Wait, I mean, there's four of us.
Just five.
Oh, yeah.
Fifteen's all right.
Yeah.
So like two, three of each.
So Steve is going to prepare them and he's going to, you know, wrap them with were they
bacon wrapped with jalapenos, cajun, a little bit of cream cheese, all all that all that
kind of stuff.
And he's going to smoke it.
So we'll we'll we'll see when that happens.
But but you know, it's funny.
So the whole thing, you'll probably get them like I'll get my bison or my just my
whole steak, pretty much, but it was funny because I shot one right over the field.
And you know, Scott was like, you got him, you got him and Rob's like, yeah.
And so I still like go get it.
And so I went out there and it was kind of not flopping around, but it was alive.
Yeah.
It was like, well, you got to break his neck.
I was like, oh, damn it.
Just shoot it.
Boom.
I'm going to pieces.
There's nothing left of it, guys.
No, but I did.
I picked it up and it was like, oh, I was wrong.
And I was like, OK, I need to break its neck.
I mean, I was.
Did they show you how to do that or you just kind of know?
I mean, around.
Yeah, I was standing out in the field by myself.
I could be in the end of the thought.
This dog is to do it.
I just yeah, I just went, what?
And it was still moving.
I did it harder until it wasn't moving anymore.
Oh, man.
For those people listening, this is another reason why we don't have video cameras right
now.
You've seen the way he was muscled down.
Oh, dude, I got to tell you, like, I got a similar story about like the first time I
had a duck hunting, like we had taken a friend out there had never been hunting before.
This is after we'd been like dove hunting for a while.
And my friend, you know, he's not with us anymore, but he shot a duck and it was like
his first time he ever shot it.
But he winged him and the duck went down and was kind of waddling around on the ground
and everything.
And he like freaked the fuck out.
And he was like screaming and his eyes were watering.
He's like, kill him, kill him.
I was like, bro, you need to kill him.
You'll break his neck.
And this duck had like the strongest neck I've ever seen.
He was like, you've got to do it.
And he was just like, and at one point, like I went over there and I grabbed the duck and
I like I tried to break the duck's neck and it wouldn't break it.
This guy is like grown man, like almost on the verge of tears, like you need to kill
this duck.
And I couldn't break its neck.
And I and so I took it out of hatchet.
No.
So like, here's the part because it kind of traumatized me from duck hunting.
And so like I because I can't break the deck, I mean, I was I was doing everything I could.
I was like, you know, like you grab it firmly, you spin it and it usually just breaks.
And like I end up having like choke the duck and like I'm going to tell you right now,
like I want to talk about trauma, dude.
Like, first of all, like a duck's neck is only about like two inches wide.
Right.
And you and you can't squeeze it because of its muscles.
OK, so you have to like get your fingertips into where like the esophagus is.
It's like and then like this poor thing is it was like a scene out of American Me was
this like is like, don't look at me, little puppet, you know, and it was just like this
duck turned around at me and like his death throes was just like.
It was like a job of the hunt.
My friend looked at me was just like, I am never duck hunting ever again.
I'm never hunting anything ever again.
I'm so emotionally scarred right now.
And I was like, next time, fucking shoot the duck right.
You know, like Jesus Christ.
I'm glad it wasn't anything like that because that was my fear.
Here I am holding it and it's going, oh, oh, oh.
And I'm like, but yeah, no, it didn't take long to break the neck.
But yeah, that would have been a nightmare.
Yeah.
And yeah, it was it was it was bad.
It was funny, man.
Trematic and bad.
And it was an amazing experience.
So I would I would love to go dove hunting again.
It was a ton of fun.
Yeah, dove hunting is great.
They used to do it right here where Richwood's was when it was still fields.
Now they built up over here.
Right there in Kuwait.
Yeah, we're Kuwait.
Well, before you had that whole area.
I remember when I come to visit shot, there'd be people lined up right down there on the
street shooting.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it's funny.
I remember reflecting on that as being like, oh, my God, how irresponsible.
I can't believe those guys are shooting guns.
Now that now that I've done it, I'm like, OK, it's actually no big deal.
Right.
So pointing it at the street or anything stupid like that.
Well, the law is like you have to be in the direction that you're shooting.
There can't be at the nearest house.
I think has to be like a mile away.
Oh, I think I think it's a lot shorter than that.
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be shorter.
I don't think it's a mile away.
I think it's I think it's like two yards.
It's been so long.
I don't remember because I remember when we were shooting, we would go up and down the
levee and at one point, like the new Tigua Indian Reservation housing area had been built
out out past Socorro and in San Eli.
And and we couldn't shoot in that direction because that housing area is here.
So we had we had we had a pullback towards us.
You're kidding.
You're peppering people in their backyard.
Oh, yeah.
Wonderful.
Oh, it's so hot.
What's happening?
Oh, God.
But I remember.
I remember Jesus Christ.
But that used to be a big thing because a lot of the lot of the kids who would hunt
with their dads were like, yeah, we're going to dovhunting today.
It was like a Tuesday or something like that.
Right.
And then you hear them shooting.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Pop, pop, pop.
And so so Paul, Jeff and I are from the podcast here.
We have got our little cans of beer inside of a regular koozie, the bearded butcher.
Brian shows up with a 24 ounce magnum and it's all it's all stuffed inside a fricking
koozie like it looks uncomfortable over there.
It's abnormally sized.
Yeah, I like the fatter beers.
Yeah, it's kind of like my underwear.
It's very chewed.
Gareth is what I meant.
Gareth is very girthy.
You like saying that word.
All right, here we go.
Mr. Producer has pulled up the rules about how far away you have to be from property
from a house when you're shooting for and when you're dove hunting.
Let's see here.
You need to have attractive land at least 10 acres inside in size.
It used to be 10 square acres, 50 acres for shotguns, air rifles, BBs.
Why are you putting a shotgun in with like air rifles and BB guns?
I know it's dumb.
Well, that over there used to be a huge field before any of those houses got in there.
So it was easily 50 acres.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, I whatever.
You know, I just think that there this is another.
Oh my God, I hate conspiracy theories, man.
They're just they they just tightening up the rules on everything.
Every tiny little thing.
It's just like just like the fact that they categorize the BB guns and the pellet guns
to be in the same class as a shotgun.
I mean, come on.
Change your work around.
Hell, I was told that fire your loophole.
That's why I was told that Nerf guns are not legal in Frisco.
Well, there's stupid nerf.
Yeah, but but here's the yes, it is true.
But here's the deal on that.
There are the reason why they're not there.
It's because some kids were getting killed.
We know guns.
No, because they were going around aiming Nerf guns at people.
Oh, and they were painting them because regular Nerf guns are all playful.
They're toys.
They're all fluorescent green and yellow.
Well, and they've got the orange cap, right?
But what their kids are doing is that they're painting them the real colors and they go
around and they're aiming people and they're getting whacked.
And so they were like, yeah, you know, sorry for Nerf, but they just got to change gears
on the some of the products they sell.
Well, and these are some of these.
Yeah, some of these BB guns are realistic as hell.
My son spent a lot of money, his own money on a on a fancy BB gun that does the whole
do do do do do do do like a automatic automatic.
And it looks real.
Well, the urban legend about that is on of its urban legend or not.
And maybe producer can look it up for us.
But I think that Nerf actually used to get money grants from the federal government to
design their toys because it's a part of trying to introduce kids.
It's trying to amp them up to join the army, basically.
Oh, wow.
Learn to shoot a gun, learn to shoot different styles of guns, sniper rifles, their rapid
fire rifles, handguns, pistol, shotguns, whatever that they have.
And it's kind of a way to be like, hey, man, if you like, do that, join the military.
Well, I don't think that's an effective recruiting strategy.
I think drag queens probably is a better right.
With Nerf guns.
Yeah.
Oh, drag queens.
I mean, the super so I'm so wet.
Oh, I should not have.
Anyway, I didn't mean to take us there.
All right.
Let's let's move on to the next super soakers.
God bless you guys.
What?
So first of all, football this past week, they've had the first I don't watch a lot
of color.
Oh, God bless.
I don't watch a lot of college football.
Oh, college football.
I prefer college over pros.
Yeah, I don't.
But I'll tell you what has in he's getting a lot of hype over this.
But Deon Sanders taking over Colorado is it's got so much.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Three and oh, they went from nothing.
And there's a big story.
There's there's a there's a story behind this.
So Deon Sanders wanted a lot of money to go there and to to work with Colorado and to
rehabilitate the team and whatever he wanted, they said no.
And so he came back and said, yes, but ABCD, they said, OK, let's do it.
So that he did it.
He's like five and oh, right now.
Is that right?
Three and oh, three and oh, three and oh, three and oh, three and oh, three and oh,
they weren't getting any games at all.
None.
I mean, meaning that they're never on any kind of TV station.
No, they're always on TV.
No.
Yeah.
And the snow there in the mainstream and the story behind it is he came in to Colorado
and he immediately told the kids most of you are not going to be here because I'm going
to handpick every single person at every single position.
So you might as well just go into the transfer portal now.
So they started leaving in droves and then he handpicked.
Then he he like basically poached poached players from all over the country to go into
the transfer portal, come play for him.
And he built it from scratch.
And so normally what happens, right, they hire a big name coach and it takes three or
four years for them to turn over.
Yeah.
To turn over all the kids that were there and that they're now gone and they handpicked
everybody that they recruited from from from day one.
That's not what he did.
He did this transfer portal approach and apparently it's very, very effective.
Well, hats off to him.
It usually happens with coaches.
When new coaching comes in, he brings his own crew.
I think that's great.
Well, coaching.
Yes, not kids.
Correct.
Yeah.
But he like did.
Yeah.
OK.
So they it's a big deal and he's it's successful.
It's got me.
I don't watch college, so it's got me watching it like the game that just happened this past
week.
Colorado, Colorado State was down by two touchdowns, at least two touchdowns.
It's apparently a good game.
Yeah.
Oh, it was a great game.
It went on until like after one in the morning to two over times.
Yeah.
I ended up watching the whole thing.
Was it two over times?
Two over times.
There it is.
Forty three, thirty five.
Oh, Lord.
All right.
Over there.
Yeah.
Better now.
That's all bad for Jeff.
If it was that way, he says that that sausage you ate.
Don't worry about sausages right here.
Jeff is quite the barnyard animal himself.
I mean, he won't admit it, but he took a dump right over there about an hour ago.
I have to keep up with you.
I tell you what, Colorado doesn't have that strong a schedule.
I'm looking at the schedule that they have up right now.
They play Oregon, they play Oregon.
It's pretty tight.
They're like right Arizona.
Six Stanford, UCLA.
I don't.
OK.
So maybe Oregon's pretty good.
Oregon's good.
USC is good.
OK.
Well, that's good.
I think I'm going to go ahead and explore a little bit more of the college football.
And I've got a little bit of a fever that Jeff has.
And I'm going to go ahead and explore it because because I got this hype and I've got this
hype with the Colorado games.
And it's not that I give a shit about Deion Sanders, but he had a stacked team.
Right.
His own team.
In addition to that, did you see who's on the sidelines?
No, they had Dwayne the Rock out there.
They're showing up and personally coaching the wide receiving corps on Deion Sanders
team.
I mean, he's got they were.
So it's a bunch of obnoxious celebrities.
Well, I don't know.
They weren't being obnoxious.
They were being pretty cool.
And you know, I'll tell you one thing I really appreciated.
I didn't see any bullshit out there.
No Black Lives Matter bullshit.
None of this.
None of this argumentative stuff.
It was divisive, divisive.
Yes.
And there was some sort of animosity between the two coaches.
And Deion Sanders was like, don't talk about my mama.
You know, Bobby, don't talk about my mama.
I don't know exactly.
He's got this weird accent that wasn't it.
That was obviously not it.
But yeah, I don't think.
But he there was some sort of the coach of Colorado State took a shot at him because
he goes, I don't go to press conferences with a hat and glasses on.
He didn't say Deion.
He didn't say anything.
He just took a shot at Deion Sanders because, you know, he's prime time, right?
He's obnoxious, wearing shades and, you know, just being over larger than life.
But that's been his whole life.
I tell you this.
My experience is my oldest Brandon played Pee-wee football and he's the same age as
one of Deion's sons, Shiloh, and who's on the team.
Deion had a team, I can't remember the Tigers or something like that when Brandon was playing.
So Brandon would play him.
And nothing but respect for the parents.
He played clean.
He like I said, he didn't say, look at me on Deion or anything like that.
We'd scrimmage him down here in the neighborhood.
He was there coaching the kids up and everything like that.
So he was a class act.
He was.
He was a class act.
Well that's good to hear because, you know, sometimes when you're so far removed from
this stuff, you don't know who the people are really.
No.
You know, you make assumptions and judge and you shouldn't.
Yeah.
And, you know, the whole team was Shiloh because at the time he was the biggest kid.
That's always Pee-wee football.
Yeah.
So he was the biggest kid.
He was fast.
He was two.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, Shiloh, I think is the oldest son and I think the quarterback, Shadoor, is a younger
son.
Oh, they're both playing for Colorado right now?
Yeah.
Shiloh is safety, I think, or quarterback.
And apparently playing well.
Yeah, the quarterback is playing very well.
He did a pick six.
Yeah, Shiloh did a pick six.
He did two technically, but one of them got called back.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
So anyway, you know, my experience and I remember we were, his team showed up waiting for, this
is Pee-wee, right?
So we'd play on Saturdays and his team showed up and he was standing over there with his
team and we were in the stands.
And a kid fell off the stands.
Oh, shit.
I just remember him, I guess he saw it.
He ran all the way around the track, picked the kid up and ran all the way back over to
the ambulance.
Like, picked him up and carried him to the ambulance?
Correct.
Damn.
Yeah, so.
Well, I know he's a huge Christian guy.
So that's, you know, that's always a good thing.
I mean, he's over the top.
But if you get past that, he's, I think he's trying to do the right thing.
Yeah, but that's good.
That's good.
He's certainly getting people like you.
Your point, Sean, he's getting people to watch college football.
That's not a bad thing.
He's enticed me and I've got to kind of hook that.
I don't care about college.
I shouldn't say it like that.
I don't care.
I'm not rooting for Colorado.
But you're interested in watching.
Yeah.
It really brings up a different level of football because you've got these, you've got these
miracle, these miracle opportunities for these kids.
Right.
Because you've got a lot of great players.
None of them, I shouldn't say none of them, most of them are NFL ready.
So what that allows is that those people that separate the NFL potential from regular great
players is that you see those guys excel.
And it's not like NFL where some guy breaks away and then he's, he's fricking hunted down
and knocked down right away.
Well, you know, they've done with college.
These guys don't have that physical aptitude or they have the, the ability or the know-how
to, to attack just like that.
Cause they're all kind of new.
Right.
It's a football.
Well, I think that's the allure.
Like, um, I mean, you know me, I'm not, I'm not big on sports and everything, but when
I do watch football, I, I, I'll watch college football with my friends more than I'll watch
like NFL.
And in, in the reason I, I have, and I get it kind of from my friends is they haven't
made it yet.
Correct.
So they try harder.
It's a better game.
It's a, it's a more heated game.
Like the guys in the NFL, they already have the money.
They already have the contract and these kids are all fighting for the contract.
Yeah, that's changing now.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
And I L what is that?
I'll let you name and likeness.
So now you, these students are getting paid money.
What?
Yep.
Yes.
Um, it takes away everything you just said.
Yeah, it does.
Wow.
So there's quarterback, there's a quarterback who committed to Florida or Florida state
was going to get like $3 million in, uh, and money to go to Florida.
I think he opted out to go somewhere else because someone offered him more money.
Right.
So all these boosters and companies says, Hey, go to Louisiana and we'll get you $4
million.
That used to be illegal though.
Back in the day, it used to be just changed it.
They just changed it.
They're changing everything.
And the reason why they did flip the scale, the reason why they did is because these colleges
are making so much money.
It's all about the money, man.
They're making so much money off these kids, off these kids, off a tuition in general.
Well that too.
Oh, that's a racket.
Football is a money maker.
Yeah.
It's a lot of like the it's a college in general, I think is a racket.
I agree.
Unless you want to be, unless you have a specific goal.
Oh my God.
It's a total racket.
I agree.
As much as they charge, you know, it's absolutely, they are raping the system of the United States.
Well, and they're forcing you to take classes that aren't even, uh, necessary for what you,
you need to learn because they're relevant.
Exactly.
And that's because there's some, some teacher out there who, you know, like some, some woke
teacher out there that like they have 15 kids in the class and we need, we need 16.
So everybody, you have to take this class so we can keep this teacher employed so we
can look more like a more diverse university.
Right.
And it's so it's like, you're having to pay all this extra money for something that you
don't even need for your degree.
And they go up and up the, the, the, like, why do, why, why does a person need to take
ceramics if they're, they're going to school to study law?
Oh wait, hold on.
Ceramics is a huge, that's a huge class.
We all saw kids.
Coyacking.
I mean, go down to, what was it?
It used to be like, uh, uh, what?
Southwest Texas, uh, Bobcats down in San Marcos.
You know, it was just like, you know, like, uh, I understand you want to be a lawyer,
but you got to take kayaking for a semester.
I did water polo.
Did you really?
I did.
Naked.
It was dude water polo.
It's hot.
Yeah.
I've never been as good as good as shape as I was then.
I mean, when you, I mean, when you have, uh, I mean, you've got to take some electives,
right?
They want you.
So here's the thing.
They want you to have a well rounded education.
They want you to have a well rounded experience to where you, you know, you know more about
than just what you're, your career is going to be because a lot of times you don't end
up, you don't end up doing just that.
Like in your career.
Right.
But that's the idea.
I agree and I don't agree and I don't agree because I'm thinking if you do have a career
plan, then why the hell do I need to learn about the nectarines?
You know, that's kind of weird, but I don't think it's quite like that.
They're not forcing you to take ceramics.
They're not forcing you to take kayaking as far as I know, but they do take, say you needed
English, you need some history, you need some art courses.
Yeah.
And you need like, uh, you got to be able to develop those PowerPoint presentations.
Right.
Well, maybe today.
But you have to have non major electives and they're usually pretty, a pretty big list
of different things that, you know, might, you know, peak your interest.
Basket weaving.
Like I took nautical archeology.
Right.
That's great.
Seriously.
Did you have to?
How crazy is that?
Right.
He could call it nautical.
How many times have you been out in the open ocean?
But the thing is, but the thing is, but here's the thing.
I needed to take an elective and it sounded fascinating and it was, it was super cool.
Basically it's the study of shipwrecks and how it's actually pretty cool.
Yeah.
Well, that's fun.
That's how it rewrites history.
Like every single time they find a shipwreck or they go in there and they figure out, okay,
this is an Egyptian ship and it came from this time period.
What the hell does, why?
Oh, like that machine they founded that old ship.
That's like hundreds of years old.
Oh God.
I shouldn't have gotten Sean started on this.
Crystal skulls.
Hey, you know what?
I listened to that episode.
You guys jumped on him for that.
You wanted to say it before I did.
Like anthropologists, man, have been, it's coming out that what anthropologists thought
was truth is now just up in the air.
Like if you look at like a lot of the things that anthropologists, like 6,500 years ago
is when anthropologists assumed we started our hunter and gather societies.
And then that's when society started.
And now we're finding out it could be as far back as like 11,000, 12,000, 15,000 years
ago.
And that around 6,500 years ago or prior to that is when we had the younger dryness effect
when we were just pelted with comets that destroyed like all the crops, like 90% of
the life on earth.
Oh wow.
And then we had a, we had a grow back from the beginning of civilizations.
And the argument for that is like, if you look at like structures like in Turkey, they
have these immense cities in Turkey that are buried under the mountain that are like, and
it's not like they can house like 50 or a hundred people.
They house like 30,000 people per city.
And then they have these like these tunnels that link the city that goes 10 kilometers.
How difficult was it to build these cities under these mountains, let alone a tunnel
that goes 10 kilometers.
If these cities are older than like 6,000 years old and what tools did they, they, they,
they do with.
That's how they're finding like they're finding like artifacts that they don't know how they
were machined.
Like, like holes drilled in solid rock where they're counting the striations and they're
going, wait a minute, the striations and the drill marks and these, these things, we don't
have a drill today that makes those striations.
How the hell did they do it?
6,000 years ago, I go back to, we go to this conversation that says, I think we are presumptive
to say those people back then were not smart enough to figure things out.
Oh, they were.
Like, the technology was lost and we haven't figured out how to do it again.
100%.
I think, and this is just my opinion, based on a lot of stuff.
So people like, well, if, if civilizations were that advanced and they lived that long
ago, then why don't we have any evidence that they, they like any kind of like, um, ancient
computers and stuff like that?
Well, if you think about it, what do we do nowadays?
Everything is like all of our information is either on paper and books or it's in the
cloud.
It's digital now.
Right.
If a civilization was gone, how do you access the cloud if there's nothing to access it
with?
Correct.
So you have tons of information that we have.
We, we, we don't know because maybe they were, I personally think maybe they were more advanced.
There's a story like, um, Graham Hancock has, he's, he's an investigative journalist that
kind of got into archeology.
And he was talking about like, if you look at the Sphinx, he took pictures of the Sphinx
in Egypt and he sent out these pictures to a bunch of geologists.
And he said, tell me what kind of erosion this is, and he sent them multiple pictures.
And some of the, um, uh, geologists were like, well, this is definitely wind and sand erosion.
And the other geologists came back and said, well, this is definitely water erosion.
What are these pictures of?
And he says, it's the Sphinx.
And so from like mid way down on the Sphinx, it's all water, uh, erosion.
That means that at some point that Sphinx was underwater at least like what, 20 feet?
Well, we know God flooded the earth member.
Noah's Ark.
Yeah.
And well, you know, and we, we find these things like you were talking about, like the
civilization that was lost in the Amazon.
They, they have a, a new technology now called LIDAR, light refracting radar, right?
Uh, radar.
And they can see through foliage with it.
Right.
And they now know that the Amazon jungle was cultivated.
It was, it was, it was an aggregate, like they had, uh, orchards, like a lot of the
trees that are in the Amazon that you can find nowhere else on the planet.
They were planted in orchards and they found like, and it's all throughout like South and
central America.
They found a huge, they call it, I think the monkey city in Honduras that they didn't know
existed.
Um, is that where they got the themes of the movie Congo from?
Uh, no, cause that would be in Africa, but, um, but yeah, possibly.
Like the Mayan temples, um, you know, uh, they, they found like, um, or the Aztec temples,
I'm sorry, in Mexico, they went over them with light refracting radar and found like
six other pyramids that were around that they didn't even know existed because they're buried.
Right.
Under you know, you know, it's like without this technology, it's like, where did all
these, you know, like if we were hunter and gatherers 6, 6,500 years ago, how did they
make that shit?
Right.
I, I hear you.
Yeah.
I think it goes back to, you know, further than that.
They're unveiling or unearthing.
Uh, like in Turkey, you had mentioned there are 25,000, they said it was 25,000 to 50,000
years old.
Some of these people that this dude went out in this backyard in Turkey is this, the thing
coming out of the ground is like, yeah, what is that?
Start digging it up and then get deeper and deeper.
And all of a sudden it's this, this colossal stone structure with multiple columns and
on the columns, you've got these animals like lizards and, uh, what is the, uh, dinosaurs
and the one
I'm sorry, what's a pterodactyl?
What does the one's got the little things on the back, the, the little, uh, whivers,
not the triceratops.
Uh, it's, it's lo to get storage.
Stegosaurus.
Yeah.
I think it's Stegosaurus.
They, so they, they are, they are drawing pictures of a Stegosaurus or some dinosaur.
I believe it to be one.
Let me look and see what Mr. Produce.
Yeah, exactly that.
So they have like a drawing or a, a 3d, uh, rendering of the Stegosaurus.
So it kind of makes you wonder, you know, cause nowadays you have like the Gila monster
out there.
It's a lizard.
You're kind of like, you know, if you were to see that, if it didn't exist and you would
want to see like bones of it or something like that, you'd be like, what the fuck, man,
that's, that's old school dinosaur stuff.
Well God bless it exists now.
So what's to say that didn't exist 25, 1000 years ago.
Absolutely.
Some version of it.
Yeah.
Well, and then the other thing is like a lot of people don't understand like, so like the
or the, the earth's orbit, the, when, when we go, you know, around the sun, we pass through
a decaying comet.
A lot of people don't, don't understand this.
We, there's a huge comment up there.
NASA is aware of it.
They take pictures of it all the time.
They know that there's planet killers up there.
They have debris up there.
That's over a kilometer wide.
They have some that's up to like three and four kilometers wide.
They know this for a fact.
And we go through the orbit, we go through the decaying comet twice a year.
We go through it in, I believe it's a July, August, and then we go through it, uh, between
October and November.
And that is the time where, uh, the earth sees the majority of meteor showers that,
that comes in.
And, you know, you're talking about civilizations going back like 50,000 years.
They knew about it back then because they were constantly pelted with debris.
Right.
And you would think like, if it was a small debris meteor, then they're like, okay, we
need to figure out how to take shelter from these things.
So you start building underground and you know, and then you also have to take it, you
know, like what was it, the, um, uh, it's now it's, I want to say, Oh man, I can't remember
the name of the comet that hit about 5,000 years ago, but it was one of the last big
ones.
And I think it was, um, it alludes me right now at this moment.
I'm kind of embarrassed.
But, but, but you make you buckler, you raise a great point though, because I mean, they,
they had the time to study their world.
Yes.
They studied the sky.
They studied, you know, they, they recorded that they went through this tail twice a year.
They knew it was coming.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
And they had to prepare for it because it was bad last time.
Yes.
Right.
And they know, they knew the Atlas.
I mean, think about how they were able to come up with the, the, the lunar calendar
and they could predict to like hundreds of years later, how things were going to line
up, how the planets were going to line up.
They didn't know they were planets, but they were, you know what I mean?
But they absolutely, absolutely.
And even in modern times, we, we, we kind of do the same thing and we forget about it
because we give it simple names like farmer's almanac.
Right.
It's actually Atlas.
That was the, the Comet you were referring to.
No, it was called something else.
I don't want to say.
Haley's Comet.
The Bebop Comet.
Bebop.
Is that the one in the heaven's gate?
But the crazy thing is, is like, like the, like, like as far as like the fauna in North
America, North America used to have lions.
North America used to have like the furry, I was like the wooly rhino.
Well, it used to be a Pangea, one huge continent.
Yeah.
But I mean, like, I mean that, that was even further back.
That was like, that was probably like hundreds of thousands of million years further back.
But once the continent separated, like, did you know like all horses started in North
America and then they extended out throughout the rest of the world.
And then when the last comets hit, it wiped out almost all the fauna in North America,
including all the horses.
And then horses weren't reinduced into North America until the, until like, like the Spanish
came over and brought horses.
Right.
But, but horses started in North America and then were all killed off.
And if it weren't for them, you know, through herding and migration of animals going to
other countries, they would all be wiped out.
Domestication.
Yeah, I think that's the concept of being able to timestamp all that stuff because they're
fighting bones and they're, they're putting a timestamp to that.
And they're like, well, these pre existed, the ones we found in, in the bone guy in Alaska.
Have you heard about him?
Oh, the bone guy, the man with tusk guy, man with tusk.
He's got like 10,000 man with tusks.
Yeah.
He started a bone rush in New York.
So this, this gold miner in Alaska, um, he purchased this plot of land and on the pot
of land, um, uh, there was a facility, they were selling stuff to like the, the New York
museums.
They were selling me John Reed like stuff all over the world.
Right.
And he found paperwork to where they had sold like thousands of bones to New York.
Yes.
That guy, he's amazing.
And, um, he went on Joe Rogan show and he goes, I'm going to start a modern day bone
rush.
He goes, I know exactly.
So what happened was like this, this museum in New York that had all these bones that
were sent to it back in like the 1920s, um, the museum ran out of room in their basement.
So they dumped the bones in the Harbor.
They loaded up these trucks with all of these prehistoric bones and they went down to the
Harbor and they just dumped a bread off the dock into the water.
And he knew exactly where they dumped them because he had the paperwork for him.
Yeah.
And he went on Joe Rogan's podcast and he gave the exact street.
He's like, it's, it's the doc that ends on this street.
And the next day people from like all over the world were going to New York and he started
a bone rush and they were going in there and they were finding stuff like these divers
were going down there and they were finding like mammotusks and pieces of like saber toothed
tigers and like all this crazy stuff that was just dropped into the Harbor down there.
It was, it was crazy.
The craziest thing about this guy and the land he owns is all of these bones come out
of about, I think it's less than four acres.
Oh, weird.
And he's finding like whole intact.
He's found defrosted mammoths.
He's found like, yeah, they, yeah, they pressure wash the, the, the, the tundra, the permafrost
and they bring these bones out.
He's found like intact, like short nose bears.
If you're not familiar with the short nose bears, they used to be up on the Bering straight.
They were twice as big as a polar bear.
And if you, if, if, if you saw that shit coming at you, you were dead.
Yeah.
You panic.
And he has found all sorts of shit.
He's found birds up there.
Like look at that picture up there.
Look, look how big that, that, that bear is based on the bones that they found.
Yeah.
Like I would shit myself to death before that bear had a chance to eat me.
But it's just, it's crazy.
The amount of fauna debris that he's found in there.
I wonder why it'd be all crammed in such a small area.
Would that, that makes no sense.
I think it's, I think it has to do with the cataclysm because he says a lot of it's chart.
And so like if there's a cataclysm, like a meteor strike or something like that, and
all of the animals are running in one direction and then they get channeled, maybe it was
like a glacier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a canyon and they all want to know you had this big fire or something just chasing
them and they just ran in there.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like at the base of a cliff.
Exactly.
Right.
Yeah.
And they find like just stacks and stacks and stacks of bones.
Right.
But it's, it's, it's just wild.
It's like, um, yeah, that is fast.
So what did they end up taking?
Where did they, where did they take all those bones that they found?
He keeps them, dude.
He, he, he got, he has so many.
So he said that there's the bones.
When you get the bones out, I'm taking them.
He keeps them all.
He, he, he sells some, some of them.
I'm not talking about the ones he's found in Alaska.
The ones recovered in the water.
Yeah, for the Smithsonian.
Oh yeah.
Well, I mean, they're in the harbor.
They're free.
They're like, nobody else is.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
So John Reeves had mentioned on the Joe Rogan show, cause I watched that whole podcast and
he was, uh, he had mentioned, uh, he's like, man, you know, I'm, I'm going on.
He had made a statement saying he didn't want to go on any other show.
Yeah.
No news, no nothing.
He says, you know what?
I'm going on the Joe Rogan show and only the Joe Rogan show to talk about this.
Yeah.
So if you guys want to talk to me about it, I'll talk to you about it.
And he just started talking about all the different animals that he has out in his
fricking Alaska.
It was just, I mean,
He has animals that anthropologists didn't even know existed.
He has, like, he said he found, like, he found feathers, like bright blue feathers and people
are going, there's no bright blue birds up there.
There's never been any bright blue birds up there.
Where'd he tell you?
He's like, well, I've got a ton of feathers.
Right.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That's all.
What are those Velociraptors that they were supposedly or potentially, uh, chickens?
Yeah.
Large chickens.
I mean, think about that.
Yeah.
Chickens are the last of the dinosaurs.
A lot of people don't realize that.
Like that's chickens are the, the evolution of dinosaurs.
Things either get bigger or they get smaller.
Right.
And, and do with the amount of oxygen in the air.
Right.
Ratio.
I would assume so.
Uh, usually like the size of an animal has to do with their lung capacity.
Interesting.
Or penis size.
I was going to go with penis as well.
Yeah.
Especially if you're a, if you're a walrus, if you're a walrus, bro, you've got it made.
You know, the walrus penis bone is so big that Inuits use it as a battle club.
The walrus penis bone.
Can you imagine being beaten to death with a walrus stick?
Dad, you've been dicked.
I think the largest is the blue whale.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
The walrus penis bone.
I don't think there are as available.
The largest mammal, mammal penis is on the planet.
I'd like to buy a blue whale penis, please.
So Mr. Producer, pull up walrus penis bone.
Oh, why?
Why would we do that?
It's a bone.
Because it's going to give like your.
It's going to give you a complex.
He puts on there.
No.
I love it.
Our producer has declined the request.
The search engine for your laptop is going to be fantastic.
And I agree with that.
And you don't have to put nude.
This is a family show.
This is going to populate the dudes like us account.
You know, we're going to.
School laptop.
Those boys are searching for blue whale dick.
Hey, you got your laptop.
I'm not, dude.
That's not what I'm talking about.
My search was something with blue and someone did me pull up a blue waffle.
Oh, we're not looking at any.
And all was.
You.
You told me to look up a blue waffle.
Son of a bitch.
Yes, I did.
You did.
I tell you what I I was I was stunned because the stunt did or scarred for life.
It's kind of like this guy that in Australia.
There it is.
Oh, great.
The walrus pete's bone.
Oh, it's not that bad.
It's about the size of the guy's arm up to his shoulder.
Hello.
There it is.
He did it.
That is OK.
It's amazing.
So well, hold on.
Now, is that a wrecked or is that well, well, check it out, man.
He's got a loop on there like you like a billy club.
Oh, he's got a little he's got a little leather strap that smacks somebody's shoulder.
That's a little bit of a
strap that smacks somebody so hard with that dick it falls out of your hand.
I want to get one of those with a car.
Just like get yourself a gym club.
We call this one the dick club called the dickie.
You want to get smacked by the dickie.
They call them baculums.
But seriously, can you imagine if that's how your life ended in like battle?
Like I was clubbed to death by a whale.
Hold on.
Mr. Producer, please.
You got to go over to the dude with the blue shirt on.
Yeah.
What is that?
That's a wall.
Wall respect.
That thing.
Holy shit.
That is a winner.
Five feet long.
It looks like a horn.
That wall was was a stud.
It's curved like mine.
Well, that one goes up.
Yours probably goes to the right.
Well, then you have this one.
You have someone searched.
Why don't men have penis bones?
Yeah, I think humans are the only species that doesn't have one.
Really?
Yeah, I think pretty much every other fauna.
I don't know about primates, but I mean, I think almost all fauna has like a penis bone.
Well, that would help with ED, wouldn't it?
Electrolyte dysfunction.
Yeah.
Even when you're flaccid, you're ready.
Right.
If there's a bone in there, that just go stab you from the inside.
It's basically a sit and spin.
Just go.
Oh, boy.
OK.
I'm so glad we got on that topic.
Yeah, sorry.
Penis bones.
Yeah.
I wonder who brought that one up, Jeff?
No, Ryan did.
What are you?
Hey, does an Architeuthis have a penis?
A what?
An Architeuthis?
I don't know what an Architeuthis is.
That's the giant squid.
Yeah, those little squids that come out of the water and crack a boat in half.
Jesus.
That is an Architeuthis.
Yeah, the giant squid.
Yeah, those super large ones.
Those sea pirates or the sea captains we'll talk about in the stories in the 1600s and
1500s where this big Architeuthis comes out and grabs a ship up and cracks it in half
and sinks it.
Do you know they're they're they're more intelligent than dogs?
Squids?
Yeah.
They hunt in packs that communicate through their skin.
The the the what they call the fluorescent.
Yeah, they they they strobe and they communicate through changing the colors of their skin
like a has to do some.
So the hub of a Humboldt squid is very aggressive.
They hunt in packs.
Yeah.
Is that the one off the coast of California?
Yeah.
Those are very dangerous.
They have like a they have like a spiked suction cup like has teeth on it.
Yeah.
I saw a I saw like an interview with a diver that got attacked by it.
That's the Humboldt squid.
They tried to pull it down and he managed to get away.
Yeah, they'll they'll come up and they're big too.
Anthropologists believe that that squids and whales actually teamed up to build the pyramids.
Because they have some real weight.
They don't have thumbs.
No, possible.
Oh, deep.
Never mind.
You can still flush a toilet.
Yeah.
Well, you know, you just can't build it.
Those are the arcturus.
This could be the source of the gray skulls.
I'm sorry.
The crystal skulls.
Yes.
Do they have skulls?
Those arcturus?
No.
They're invertebrates invertebrates.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean they didn't swallow one alien one from from outer space.
Look how big that Humboldt is.
Jesus.
Yeah.
That's how big it is compared to that.
That's the load of the diver down there.
Imagine a pack of them.
Yeah, they're pack hunters.
That would be scary.
You're fine.
You with those beaks?
You're funny.
Seriously.
Well, hold on.
You're food.
As a scuba diver, sure.
But if you're in a boat.
Look at that.
What if you saw you just jumped in like, oh, oh, oh, I'd rather I'd rather jump.
We're looking at the BBC.
And what do they do?
Hundreds of whole bolts squid.
They they hook on to you.
They hook on to you and pull you down.
They literally probably about 40 on the screen.
They do.
They pull you down.
They're smart enough to know to drown you.
Oh, wow.
That's what that diver was saying.
That diver said they kept grabbing.
They kept they swarmed on him and they kept trying to pull him down and he kept trying
to swim up.
And then finally he got away.
Well, with his thumbs.
I don't know.
Was it like the South Park episodes?
Oh, no, I'm going to put my thumb in its ass.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm thinking I but maybe they don't have eyes.
Look at that suction cup.
That's crazy.
It doesn't just suck on to you like it like bites into it.
And what?
And there's some fish that turn when you pull it off.
It takes chunks out of you.
But there are shark by a plumbing shark.
Yeah, there are fish that have that that type of mouth and then they sit there.
Yeah, that's a type of share rotate.
That's a type of shark that has that little bit bite into it and rotate and pull out corks.
Yeah, we call those what do you call those by Pista's drill bits where you cut out a
core and you bring it out.
Core drill bit.
Yeah, that's what they call core drill bit shark.
Core drill bit shark.
Well, it's called core drilling.
They cut out a big old circle.
Oh, well, I mean, that's how they yeah.
Core samples.
That's how they figure out.
It's a core bit.
Yeah.
They got large ones, too.
They got deep ones.
There's all kinds.
They got something to go through like four foot concrete walls that are six inches in
diameter, even bigger.
Yeah.
And yet the ancients had better ones.
Isn't that crazy?
Go fucking figure.
Isn't that crazy where you could sit at something similar as a old stone hedge and how they
like you mentioned where they have the holes through the stones where you could sit there
in during a certain time of year when it when it comes to hope we got to wait because it's
not lined up yet.
As soon as that the star shines through this one, this one and that one, we can go ahead
and harvest our crops.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And then the fact that they came like I think like the stones they got from stone.
So Stonehenge I think is in in in Salisbury Plains.
But the the stones themselves come 300 miles away.
I think it's in Wales.
So it's like can you imagine like moving those stones back then 300 miles?
Well, they would obviously do it with like vibration.
They'd have like a marching band of these large walrus penises and they would be throwing
you bastards with a violin cross was the bow that they pull across the violin.
They'd be strumming these walrus penises and the vibration would make the bricks like those
big old stones that would like float.
I don't see it.
You know, I just read an article you may be able to find it is now there are trying to
change history and say Stonehenge was built by racist.
Maybe by black people.
Oh, racist then.
Oh, well, I guess so.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's it was it's a well, I'll tell you what.
Like there's there's a theory that like North America, black people were all throughout
North America hundreds of years before the Native Americans.
That's where the Olmecs came from.
Like they look up Olmecs, Mr. Producer.
How do you spell that?
Old mix.
All mechs.
There you go.
All mechs.
Now look at these statues.
They find these all throughout Central America.
Look at the features on them.
That's not Latin.
Those features aren't of Latin descent.
They all look the same.
Yeah, they look they look strong.
Asian.
African.
They look African.
So they there there's a theory that nor Middle Eastern even North America was at one point
populated by by black people.
And I've actually heard to me it more looks it looks Indian to me.
It looks it's so hard to tell.
I mean, yeah, I mean, there are similarities there.
And I've heard there was a there was a black anthropologist that I saw.
I can't remember his name right now on YouTube that was talking about it.
He said, Yeah, at one point he was like, you know, way before the Native Americans got
here, they came across the Bering Strait.
He's like, North North America was populated with black people.
And they think like they disappeared again.
The younger drys effect because that the largest meteors that hit during the younger drys effect
hit North America, like out of the entire world, North America got pelted the hardest.
Right.
And they think that's why like pretty much like I said, it was like 90 95% of life in
North America, as far as the fauna goes, went extinct because of that hit.
And so it would only make extinct that if there were human beings on the continent,
if they didn't have any food to eat, you know what I mean?
They would eventually they would go extinct.
We're seeing pictures of these sculptures and some of them are ginormous.
Oh, they're they're they're seven eighths buried.
And what's interesting to me is that it all looks like it's the same person.
It's not just similar.
Kinda.
It's the same person.
It's like some sort of global emperor, some crazy or a god like Genghis Khan.
Or exactly.
Maybe what they thought what a god would look like.
Maybe.
Now, where were these found?
Only in South America?
These are in Central America.
OK.
Well, that makes sense.
It's at least a localized area.
So yeah, it could have been it could have been a god.
This is congruent with a lot of different.
I don't think this is just Central America.
I think these these these statues are found in Central America.
Yes.
To me, that looks like a person.
Absolutely.
Meaning it would have been the king of something or the emperor or not the emperor.
But you know what I mean?
Check out those large.
But you know, a lot of them are the same photos just from different angles.
Mr. Producer pulled up on those two side by side and they were clearly different.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Well, it is it is fascinating.
There's so much about history.
We don't know.
We don't know shit about shit.
We don't know shit.
And the arrogance where it's like and one of the things that really sucks is like, you
know, anthropologists that, you know, that have have have been working in these colleges
for like 20, 30, 40 years and have been working on this.
They argue these these new arguments that come up because like, no, no, no, that's not
true.
I've been I've been researching this for like three decades, four decades.
That's absolutely not true.
Well, and the reason why they're saying it not true is it has to do with pride.
Like validates their work.
Exactly.
I was working on something for 30, 40 years and you were wrong.
That's a new theory that could prove yours wrong.
Of course, you're going to say horse shit and you're going to you're going to say all
these negative things about that, that the people that are finding this new stuff and
have new theories now.
Well, I think a lot of the new theories that are coming out kind of disrupts.
I'm used to the word theology.
Is that what the study of Bible or religion?
Theology.
Right.
So I think a lot of it disrupts the theory of theology.
And then they're like, oh, we don't want to touch that.
We don't want to touch that.
So I think that's a forbidden archeology section and just fill it with it.
Right.
Wow.
That was lots of talk.
That went quick.
That was.
It was good stuff.
Ding.
I learned some things tonight.
Yeah.
So the highlight, I think, was the what?
Archaotutus.
The Bourbon.
I think it was the whale penis bone.
Yeah, the pin.
We never actually saw it.
That's a good thing.
I agree.
I only saw the bone.
We didn't see the actual one.
But let's recap.
Recap.
Two thumbs up.
Yeah.
Very tasty.
Sure.
And I think we have a ton.
We have a ton more to talk about.
There's so much that's happened in the last week.
And we've got three weeks in a row.
So this is great.
I think we're four weeks in a row.
Four weeks in a row.
Yes.
All right.
We'll close this out.
Woohoo.
Thanks to our producer for the first half here.
It's September 19th.
Fun Pack second episode coming up right after this.
Almost fall.
I've already had two beers and one drink.
That is not normal for me.
And I'm already dumped.
Yeah, we'll turn your mic off and check it out.
All right.
Well, September 19th, dudes like us.
Thank you, producer, producer.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
Bye.