So Sean did end up shooting like a good ounce and a half of that stag.
Oh yeah he did.
And I think he's going to struggle to stay with us on this second half.
His eyes were watering.
I'm doing alright man.
Did it taste good?
In that volume?
It did.
You said it was really woody and bitter.
Did it stick into the uvula?
I'm kind of euphoric right now.
Not sure what's going on.
It tasted great.
In that quantity mass bilge that was like thrusted down my throat.
It didn't taste as woody then.
God damn that collage of words just didn't really go any better.
I think you're going to struggle this second half.
That's okay.
But it is the second half.
He did take his brain power pill.
He tried to take it a second time because he didn't remember that he had taken it.
So how does that work?
First of all this is not a paid segment here for Alpha Brain Memory and Focus.
This is something that I saw on a podcast from somebody else.
I don't recall.
They take a lot of it.
So I was like alright I'll give it a shot.
What do you mean they take a lot of it?
Like every 10 minutes they take a pill?
No.
It's kind of like for example Joe Rogan.
This is essentially where I got the concept of taking this stuff.
He was like I take an Alpha Brain pill every time I start my podcast.
Every time I go out and he said I take it especially before I go out to his W whatever
that wrestling shit he does.
Mixed martial arts.
UFC stuff.
Yeah so he goes out there and he's just like man I got to know those players names.
I got to be able to pull up stats.
I got to be able to pull up all kinds of things.
He says I use Alpha Brain and I'm not saying it because I want an endorsement out of them.
I'm saying it because I use it because it works.
Wow.
And I don't know.
I kind of agree.
I feel sometimes when I don't take it I'm kind of reaching for words sometimes.
I find when I do take it I think those receptors kind of they there's some continuity there.
You know.
The synapses.
You know I think there's a lot of different things that are out there for that because
so my brother sells.
Carrots.
By the seashore.
He is a.
Celery.
He is.
Cock sucker.
An essential oil distributor.
Young living.
Young.
Young living.
Hold on.
God.
September 12th.
It's the second half of the podcast.
In case you guys haven't understood that.
He just shut me down.
This is the part of the podcast.
What is happening?
Already inebriated by now.
Yes.
Our producer Mr. Austin thank you dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff you seem disappointed.
Yeah.
You know what?
I just got shut down.
Well you know what we have to do the intro right away and go ahead and tell them about
your brother.
That's a good point.
So he.
Please click follow.
He's spanking his monkey.
He is a young living distributor.
And young living is very respected in the essential oils business right.
But I have always given him so much shit.
It's a pyramid scheme isn't it.
He.
No it's a multi level marketing.
Which is a pyramid.
Kind of.
Please don't do those gestures.
Anyway.
Is it a pub?
Yeah I just.
No it was a popcorn kernel.
That was.
That was sure.
About to be spit out onto my microphone.
Oh.
Anyway.
Do we need to.
What's going on.
I think the wheel just shot out.
Hi I'm Paul.
And you're giving me shit.
I'm Paul.
You need one of these awful brain pills.
Hi I'm Paul.
I'm sorry.
What's your name?
All right.
Anyway.
So anyway I've always given him so much shit because he's so alternative and you know oils
like save everything.
Does he eat kale?
You know what I mean.
No oils are everything.
They're like magical.
Right.
And so I give him so much shit and I'm the younger brother so he hates it.
It's your job.
It's my job.
But I read an article.
This is so shitty right.
I read an article that said if you diffuse certain oils it can help with cognitive function.
Right.
OK.
And I was like really.
And so I looked it up and it said the top five oils for cognitive function were number
one lavender number two rosemary number three lemon.
Right.
And I was like well I wonder if you all three at once.
Well I said let's see.
And they were more right there four five and six or whatever.
But I was like well let me go see if I have those because we have like this whole shelf
of essential oils.
And I'm like I have no idea what they're for.
But I have them all.
Sure enough I had all three of them and I had a diffuser.
I had a diffuser and so I went ahead and did three drops of lavender three drops of lemon
three drops of rosemary put it on my diffuser put the diffuser on my desk where I work in
the corner.
And I will tell you I cannot I cannot say that it didn't work.
And she came home and goes the house smells like ass.
No she didn't.
She didn't.
Because actually it smells great.
But my point is you know what I mean.
I mean usually it's like really it sat next to my it sat next to me for eight hours and
it did nothing.
There's a lot to be said.
I smell that stuff.
I can tell you I can tell you I was on my game.
Every single day I started doing it.
There's no scientific data to support that.
There's not.
That is a common denominator that they say all the time.
In fact that doesn't mean it doesn't work.
Absolutely correct.
So I mean even the stuff that Jeff I introduced you to or at least I you know we're watching
on Instagram some of those holistic doctors that are out there they're coming up with
like real.
The Celtic salt lady.
Yeah the Celtic salt lady.
She does that.
And Tide Pods.
No there's like like like for example the weeds.
There's some sort of milky substance that weeds produce.
It's the it's the plant.
It's the flower thing.
Dandelions.
The things that help you not get high blood pressure.
Cholesterol.
What?
He said high blood pressure.
No no no no no.
So OK.
Are you.
Jeff you OK?
What I'm saying is that you have.
Hold on.
Let's just.
Let's tag.
I'm worried.
Are you OK?
I'm going to be by the end of this.
Yes.
You're like Mitch Connell.
Are you going to run again Mitch?
I'm just staring at you.
If we lose you on this podcast we got nothing here.
So I need you to stay with us.
All right I'll try.
All right we're talking about blood pressure.
Yes so you were right.
I think it was dandelion.
All right so Roundup.
We've talked about this before.
It's dandelion.
Yes.
Roundup came up with a with a poison to kill dandelions.
All right.
So why did Roundup do that?
Well because they're we they want to get rid of it.
No it's because they also own the patents for the high blood pressure stuff.
Really?
So Roundup also owns is in the pharmacy world.
Scots.
My point by bringing this whole thing up is we're talking about holistic medicines that
actually are functional and they work.
However they're called quack doctors and they oh that's not scientifically proven blah blah
blah blah.
We can't make money of the pharmacies and I'm just gonna let that go.
We can say.
No I'm sorry.
The random Jeff Scots.
I mean.
Well I was asking a question.
Yeah.
You know I'm with you.
There's there's a lot to be said about some of that stuff.
When you talk about ag.
Big ag.
Big farm.
There's conspiracy theories abound.
You've got these hermits that live up in the fucking boonies and they say oh look I got
some honey and I just I cut up I put an onion inside so a honey and I let it sit there and
I got honey and garlic here and for certain parts of flu I take I take a little to sit
there for like a day or two and it fuses with like a medicine man from the Amazon entry
anti bad.
It's not antibiotic.
Which doctor.
Yeah.
Which doctor that relieves swelling.
What.
What is the substance that relieves swelling.
Motrin ibuprofen.
What is the chemical.
And his name is but it sounds like well Justin.
Oh my god you guys are killing me.
Claritin.
It's not a goddamn name brand.
It's oh oh oh morphine.
No oxy cotton.
I am done.
What this reduces swelling.
No well you said swelling.
Histamines make things swell up like your eyeballs and your if you get stung out any
histamine will stop a.
The itching in the.
Yeah like a histamine reaction that your body is having.
Now what I'm getting at is it's it's OK.
So the the.
It's the the honey and the garlic.
The combination they take a holistically because it helps with the flu.
It helps with some of the swelling in your body that inflammation.
Yeah.
Inflammation is the word I was looking for.
Thank you.
So they also do the drug.
It's onions and honey.
It's garlic.
My point is this common the whole thing is it's all about these things that you can like
cayenne pepper.
You can do if you take cayenne pepper on a daily dosage of it could be a pinch.
However much you can handle cayenne pepper is supposed to be fantastic for your liver.
They also say the same thing about apple cider vinegar.
Take a teaspoon a day.
Yeah.
So he and here's that's been debunked.
And guys here's the problem.
Well you could go on does but what it also does is it hasn't been debunked.
OK.
So what they say to counter that argument is that it strips the inner lining of your
stomach which it does.
However the actual apple cider vinegar does work.
So what does cayenne do to your stomach lining.
I don't know.
I haven't heard anything negative about it.
Not like the apple cider vinegar.
But I've heard negative.
I've heard the same thing you heard.
But that's what they heard.
They take away from the fact that it works by bringing in something that it does do.
So yeah you take it but it does work.
But there's a side effect.
It covers other problems.
So do you remember the last podcast we were talking about how frustrating it is that we're
getting all this conflicting information from the government about what the right diet is.
Eat meat.
Don't eat meat.
Eat eggs.
Back and forth back and forth back and forth.
Well you're going to find anal.
You're going to.
What.
The government said don't do anal.
Well that's what you tell you say.
You don't get pregnant that way.
I thought I was just joining you on the conversation.
Huh.
We were talking about diets and food.
And so the same problem.
Wow thank you Sean.
The same problem about like the government being inconsistent and not the government
not the government but even even doctors being inconsistent about what the diet should be.
Oh keto is good for you.
High protein.
Oh they're all over the place.
They've ever said keto is good for you.
The same thing is the problem with the natural people too.
Like if you want to if you did a search for what is what are the best natural things for
me.
You're going to find.
Fasting.
Your best.
No no I mean I mean like the whole garlic and honey.
Right.
You're going to find thousands and thousands and thousands of just random impossible to
get your hands around.
Overwhelming.
Not not because it may have been.
Oh I had onion and honey once and I felt good.
Right.
It may have been completely unrelated.
And it becomes.
They do it every time.
It becomes impossible for somebody to to create a game plan for themselves.
Now but back then I mean so when these things were popular I should say the word popular
but when these things were relevant is when we didn't have these pharmaceutical companies
creating these things.
That's what you had.
If you had an earache this is what you do.
But if you have a you know a cold this is what you do.
I also look at our lifespan compared to 100 years ago.
Yeah.
We're supposed to live our average lifespan is I don't know what it is 76 years old.
What was it 100 years ago.
56 years old.
Right.
Yeah.
So we're doing better.
We've moved on from the onion and honey stuff.
Not saying that doesn't work.
But those type of holistic type of things.
Right.
Pharmaceuticals do matter.
I do help.
I don't.
I don't think that's what they also they also are that we're living longer because I just
think we're eating healthier.
Hold on.
That's not the way you work.
I didn't mean to say that.
What I meant to say was was that whatever we do they can fix it.
They know more about our bodies.
Medicines.
Right.
Yeah.
So despite this despite the fact that we have a worse diet than we had 100 years ago the
United States does.
Well I mean for the most part the world.
Right.
Europe's different.
But the problem is GMOs making it into everything everywhere.
Whatever.
We have a worse diet today than we did 100 years ago.
But great point that you had Jeff.
Pharmaceuticals or no I think you might have said that whatever.
Pharmaceuticals are counteracting it.
Counteracting our bad diet.
That could be.
Yeah.
That could be.
It could be a big you know I know they're going to eat this processed food so we develop
this medicine to counteract that 10 years down the road.
Right.
Our higher cholesterol our higher blood pressure.
So how do they like sugar.
How did they how did they deal with high cholesterol.
Did they know about high cholesterol 100 150 years ago.
Or did you just live with it.
You died of a heart attack at the age of 50.
You know and I struggle with that one too because my wife and I see a clinical nutritionist
like every blue moon right.
It's not very often but when we do he dispels all the shit that we've learned.
Like he's like cholesterol is good.
You need cholesterol.
Well sure you do.
Cholesterol is so important for your body.
And so here we are trying to limit like like we're not.
There's cholesterol that comes from good sources and cholesterol that comes from bad sources.
See that's funny because I just went to the doctor for because I had a whole panel of
shit done for my heart to to get to because I was had some concerns.
Right.
And I was talking about the cholesterol and because I was on because I was I was told
the doctor the whole the one of the main reasons I want to get checked out was because I'm
I'm at that age where I need to be checked out.
But I have some other stuff too.
Like my legs have this discoloration.
I may have to mention this on some prior podcasts and my dad had the same discoloration.
He had a stint put in and that coloration disappeared.
Well they checked my heart.
They checked my legs.
They did a vein mapping and all that other crap.
And so there's no there's no issues that they could see that would cause that they feel
it's just a pigmentation thing.
So just right.
Meaning your heart's good.
Correct.
So it's not it's a it's kind of a vain thing.
You know I don't like the way it looks.
And plus compounded with the fact that I've taken these medicines that are making my fucking
feet my ankles swell.
I make fun of people like me having these frickin cankles cankles you know.
And he was just like all right well we can cut down on on that cholesterol medicine.
And I was just like about the cholesterol doc you know I mean I'm hearing this there's
stories that there's good cholesterol there's bad cholesterol you know but some of that bad
cholesterol that you guys are quoting that's bad your body needs that bad cholesterol.
It needs cholesterol period.
Because that bad cholesterol is supposed to be the stuff that's supposed to do good for
your brain.
Right.
That bad cholesterol is the stuff that's supposed to do good for your liver.
You know there's some stuff that bad cholesterol the HDL or is it the LDL which one is it.
Yes.
So one of them is bad one one is the good one.
And it's like your body needs both of them.
OK so as you're stripping your body by taking a chemical doesn't that do something.
It's just it's just like your body needs fat and if you eat all fat free food you will
not be healthy.
No.
That's why your brain needs fat.
That's why your body needs fat.
That's why I've almost stopped getting the fat free stuff.
I'll get I'll get lower fat.
Sometimes I'll mix in just regular like cottage cheese right.
There's no fat cottage cheese there's low fat cottage cheese and there's regular cottage
cheese and there's good fat you know like avocados are really good.
Do you like cottage cheese.
I do.
I don't.
I love cottage cheese.
I do.
I enjoy it.
I can eat a lot of cottage cheese.
I love it.
Did you I watched an interesting little snippet on making cottage cheese.
We can do that in our house you know that.
I have a cheese making kit downstairs.
Oh my God.
What's happening right now.
What.
Do you use cheese cheese.
Are we are we NPR.
Yes.
Have you done it before.
Are we NPR.
We got to talk about a cheese making mix.
Cheese cheese.
I love.
You love cottage cheese.
Oh I do.
Sweaty balls.
What the fuck is happening right now.
Everybody out there that loves cottage cheese wants to know how to make cottage cheese.
No.
What I understood.
No they don't.
I like I like small curd.
One of our listeners like the one does not care about cottage cheese.
They may.
I might.
Pretty sure.
And it's filling it's high in proteins.
Yes.
I like the small curd.
I don't like the large curd.
Oh really.
Yes.
I'm turning my mic off.
I kind of like the large curd.
Well you don't like it because it's white.
Oh you're a white.
You're a whiteness.
Right.
There's a.
Wow.
There's a white fluid around it.
You know what.
You can't fault me for that.
Sure we can.
I have a phobia about white fluid.
Well speaking of white.
We are drinking.
What.
Bourbon.
And it is the black saddle bourbon right.
So this one's been sitting on the shelf for a long time.
I purchased this months and months ago.
It's a new one.
This is age one.
This is age 12 years.
12 years.
Is it a 12 year.
Yes.
Shut the front door.
Because you were like oh my God it's 90 proof I'm not drinking this.
I didn't say that.
I tell you what.
I always say that but I didn't say it this time.
It's not horrible.
Wow what an endorsement.
All right well is this the 12 year black bourbon.
I mean black saddle.
It's not great.
I'll be honest.
All right let's.
I'm not saying it's great.
Let me do this.
So hold on.
I mean that was my first pull.
Really.
It's not great at all.
Wow OK.
So it's easy to drink.
Let's say that right now.
It's easy to drink.
94 proof isn't it.
It says 90.
What does the bottle say Mr. Producer.
Is it 90 or 94.
Jeff to put things into perspective.
We just drank a bourbon that was 133.
29 proof higher.
I get it.
No not 29 proof.
It was 33 133 what 43 proof higher.
Damn that's a lot.
Like we're 33 proof higher.
It was a lot higher.
That's 20.
That's 20 percent more alcohol.
This one almost tastes like it's fermented.
I feel like I could taste like I was in it.
It doesn't taste weak to me.
I'm not I'm not worried about like whether it's strong or weak.
It could be the 12 years that you're taste but the taste is not that great.
Yeah it's the California USA middle age style of bourbon that's been aged 12 years.
Aromas of spicy nougat, sarsaparilla, candy and creme brulee with a sapple fruity yet dry
medium to full body.
I don't know.
A warming peppery spice and pencil shaving accent finished.
Pencil shavings.
Pencil shaving.
I can get that.
That's the torque of your woodness coming.
I don't know about the nougat.
Is that like snicker bar nougat or like three musketeer nougat?
I think nougat is nougat.
Stop being a nougat.
Nougat.
Really?
What is nougat?
It's like a yes blend of stuff.
What yeah it's kind of I don't know it's the middle of a three musketeer.
What is that stuff?
What made out of?
Is it three musketeer?
It's a family of confections made with sugar and honey, roasted nuts, almonds, walnuts,
pistachios, hazelnuts and macadamia.
So it's basically a collection of ground up nuts with sugar and honey.
Yes.
It's a no caramel?
No caramel.
Caramel?
No.
Caramel?
Huh.
It's kind of a nut fest in your mouth.
Something that you would usually enjoy Tuesday mornings.
Nut fest.
What was your favorite candy bars?
Which ones was your favorite growing up?
I may have to think about this.
I liked I liked three musketeers for a bit but they got bland.
Then I kind of turned into growing up growing up growing up growing up.
Yeah and then I got into whatchamacallits.
I like those.
Those are good.
And a lot of people don't like these because it's cooked.
I liked almond joys.
Oh yeah.
I love almond joys.
Yeah I love almond joys.
You guys are not going to remember the one that I grew up being my favorite?
Marathon bar.
I remember those.
Do you?
Oh yeah.
Yeah it's taken the marathon to eat them.
Yes the closest thing that they have to that now is the 100 grand bar.
Those are good.
That's another one I said I like.
Those are great.
100,000 dollar bars are good as well.
The marathon bar had this yeah if you see the picture it's like crisscrossed and it's
caramel.
Yeah.
Yes it was so.
Well the marathon bar was discontinued in 81 after a glorious eight year run.
The marathon bar just couldn't pull in the revenue like the other chocolate candy bars
Mars sold.
So it had the they pulled it from the shelves.
That's ridiculous.
They're stupid for doing that.
And the closest one to that one like I said 100 grand bar which is another one of my favorites.
Yeah.
100 grand bar.
So mine I.
Look at that.
Oh that looks great man.
Wonderful.
I've had the Charleston.
Oh yes those are good.
Oh I'm not sure I've ever had that.
Those aren't really candy bars they're just.
They're they're.
What is it?
Oh yeah.
I was thinking of something else.
French chews.
Yeah the.
Is that mint?
Is that a mint?
It's almost like a really like a marshmallow.
It's a nougat marshmallowing center.
So they have some nuts in it some of them.
But it was covered with them with the chocolate.
And it was plus I enjoyed it because the Charleston chew was a larger candy bar.
It was like 12 inch long candy bar.
Yeah.
Took a lot of eat because you had to chew it.
Yeah.
It was it lasted a while.
You had to masticate that bitch.
Yeah.
Well I mean but what the three musketeers.
Three musketeers was.
I just heard what Jeff said.
I had to masticate that bitch.
Yeah.
Lord.
So Charleston chew is one of my favorites.
It looks a lot like two musketeers right now.
A little bit.
The middle.
The three musketeers was was big.
It was bigger.
It was softer.
Charleston chew had some had some substance to it.
It had some virginity.
It was thick.
I never bitched that somebody.
I never ever had one.
Yeah.
Let's get tears.
Three musketeers is a good candy bar.
Don't get me wrong.
Babe Ruth is kind of like what the Butterfinger the Babe Ruth is kind of like the go to right
now.
You know I stopped drinking Snickers bars because I told you I owed one time on Snickers
bars for the movie company in New Jersey.
Movie theater of a Fort Mama.
Yeah a rat had nibbled into the corner of a box.
So my mom was like hey throw it away.
So I took 35 candy bars and ate them all.
This is in Germany.
This was in New Jersey when I lived over there.
I don't recall my all 35 of them.
I just ate enough Snickers bars to a lot to do something like that.
You're scarred for life.
I haven't had a candy bar.
I can't even I can't even remember the last time I had a candy bar.
Well Halloween's coming up.
It's around the corner.
I know.
Bars at our house.
Are you guys going to be showing up at my house.
Yes says yes.
I'm going to go with yes.
Yes.
No I'm not elk hunting.
I don't have a job right now.
So I mean I won't be traveling for my job.
All right Halloween will be in exactly six weeks from now ish.
I'm excited.
So in six weeks I missed a number like the last two or three.
Yeah.
Yeah you've been on and then Jeff did too.
I didn't know I missed last year.
Dude you know what you hurt me.
I know.
You and nothing.
And you know what the thing is we've got to move on from this.
There was no.
Hey look Sean I know I'm sorry.
There was none of that.
There was like you didn't even know.
I forgot.
None.
I forgot.
I completely forgot.
None.
You forgot it was Halloween.
We didn't have any candy or anything.
What were you drunk.
No we're just sitting there watching TV.
Were you high.
Yes.
What.
No you don't get stoned.
No.
We completely forgot.
Because you were watching a TV show.
No one came to the door our lights were out.
Was watching porn.
And it was just the next thing I know.
It's very distracting.
It was done.
I was just like well fuck.
Yeah I was out front and I was texting.
But the thing is that was his biggest day of the year.
That's like HF where you are.
And I had like fucking lights set up.
I had a big speaker.
I had music bailing down the street.
That is Sean's biggest day of the year.
I had like a couple cases of beer.
I'm handing out candy to the kids.
I'm handing out beer to the adults.
I got shit going on.
And I'm like I'm all by myself.
Did you text him.
Oh I text him.
Completely.
Oh my phone died.
Oh my god.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that either.
I don't remember that either but the fact is I texted the shit out of him.
Anyway I own it and I accept my shittiness.
You know what thank you for saying that but it's still.
Let's do a group hug.
It's still not there.
Group hug.
We have to do a group hug.
We'll remake it for this year.
How about that?
We'll forget about it this year.
Hey this year you're going to be in costume.
No.
No?
No.
Well this year.
Austin was in costume.
Well for who's like us listeners out there the Oktoberfest in downtown McKinney is occurring
ummm.
In the months right?
It's happening really soon.
Let me see here.
Look at the calendar.
That's not the calendar.
What the fuck man.
Does my shit have a calendar?
And where are we going to go to Colorado?
Hold on there.
Whatever you want.
So I believe it's the last weekend of September the 29th.
So if you guys aren't familiar with downtown McKinney and Texas.
McKinney Texas.
They have the Oktoberfest.
So I'll be out there at Filtered Coffee Shop with my leader Joseonan and Mr. Austin will
be there with the leader Joseonan and we'll be serving beer at the beer garden.
I think Frisco.
When is this?
Dudes like us.
When is Oktoberfest?
It's the last weekend of September.
I think Frisco's Oktoberfest is either that weekend or the weekend before I think.
It's got to be the weekend before.
They kind of like Spider-Man.
Yeah they try to space them.
I've never been to the Frisco one though.
Like butt cheeks.
Have you?
Except for what?
Have you ever been to the Frisco one?
No.
I haven't either.
I've never been.
You know what really sucks about this year's Oktoberfest?
The worst part about it and trust me I am fucking bummed out.
Even more jazz music.
I am more bummed out about what I found out than the Halloween thing with you completely
shutting.
Which was.
Which is what?
No what's worse?
I tried on my leader Joseonan outfit.
It doesn't fit.
It fits fantastic.
Oh that's bad news.
It's been large in the past.
Oh usually it was.
Oh it was so large that I had room to do stuff.
I could go down there and scratch my nuts inside.
I could hide a bottle of bourbon in there.
No longer.
Now it's pretty snug.
No it's not snug.
It fits perfect.
It's the perfect fit.
And I don't know.
That's okay.
You know I'm just you know whatever.
Fuck it.
You know I mean another year older.
Just another inch bigger.
You know.
I wish my dick would stop growing.
Oh that's the problem.
Oh I see.
I'm serious.
No I'm not serious about that.
In fact it's getting smaller.
Good lord.
I think it's the iPad that I sit in my lap every night.
Oh yeah how about that.
It's about discipline.
We just have to be disciplined.
Now you kind of glossed over about the iPad sitting in my lap every night.
Did you guys hear about the latest stats on the radiation stunting your.
But we've been hearing stories about radiation dangers of iPhones and laptops and like hell
5G and like you don't even have to have something next to you.
It's in the air.
Oh like my friend Paul over your foot next to me.
Right.
There you go.
You know what.
He deserves ass cancer as much that little bastard be farting.
Actually they say that a lot of the cancers could be driven back by eating what is the
type of foods beans.
What are the beans fall in a certain group.
Lagoons.
Yes.
Lagoons are supposed to be good for you.
Yeah.
They're supposed to eat like a little bramican of it every day.
They're high in carbs.
Yeah well not a whole lot.
Carbs are not bad.
Well they are for diabetics.
Also Brazilian Nuts.
So a lot of people will.
The glycemic index matter.
Well Brandon doesn't like beans because their bodies cause problems.
Their bodies crave iodine.
You know where are you going to get iodine.
You're not going to go to a store and go buy that.
You can eat fish.
But a lot of the fish we have nowadays is like filled with a bunch of fucking chemicals.
So a great source of iodine is Brazilian Nuts.
I really watch myself with the fish.
You what?
I really watch myself with the fish and where it comes from.
Like because of mercury and iodine.
Oh if it comes from Vietnam and Thailand and stuff like that.
You got to be careful.
There's a lot of stuff going on with fish.
It's not the same type of fish that we used to get.
I'm saying we can't win.
Yeah.
So I want to try to eat healthy because I'm going to eat this salmon.
Oh I'm going to eat this chicken but oh fucking Bill Gates just injected it with a bunch of
vaccines.
Oh the eggs I'm going to eat healthy.
It's like every time you turn around to try to do something constructive for yourself.
There's something coming back saying no you can't do that.
You know why?
Because they're trying to make it better by bleaching.
I found out about you know canola oil for example.
You know they take like a seed oil.
All right.
Canola oil is not a real oil.
That's my point.
It's the rapeseed.
They take this the oil that's in the seed and they cold press it and at that point it
comes out in this gummy shit.
That's not applicable to do anything with it.
All right so let's go ahead and let's beat the shit out of it with something else that
will soften it up and let's add more chlorine because it's got another thing going on.
So they add all these harsh chemicals to it.
By the time you get to it it's like a fucking cancer patient that's going through therapy.
I saw something on canola oil specifically that it was it's a Canadian oil and it was
used in machinery and cars and it's made from rapeseed.
So that's a horrible name.
And canola according to this guy stands for Canadian oil low acid.
Oh God.
And what they discovered was if they did something to this rapeseed and they lowered the acid
it could be used for human consumption.
This is that considered processed.
Correct.
My God.
So yeah so it was it was a machinery oil that they adapted for human consumption.
Nice.
Canola oil.
Unbelievable.
Canadian oil low acid because I guess the acid.
There's it's a byproduct.
When they process this oil they pull it out of the ground they put it in our cars.
The process to put it in the cars there's a lot of different effluents that come out
of there.
And they like what do we do with all this stuff.
So like yeah let's see if we can get some of the fucking eating.
That's kind of what's going on.
And I'll tell you something.
And I found this out getting into the shower today.
Oh oh boy.
You were on your way over to the house right.
And I'm working working working working.
And I hungry.
I go in the refrigerator.
We got some salad that was in there.
It's a little bowl.
And I start fucking going there with a fork.
Eat the salad right.
So and Tara makes a salad she chops it up.
This one's got some Brussels sprouts in there and some capers and you know it's a good salad
salad got a lot of foreign stuff going on.
I didn't really understand that the textures plus it's been in the fridge for two days.
It should not do this.
I get the shower and I'm like and I'm still kind of chewing because I came straight up
to the shower on first went downstairs and inhaled it and they came back upstairs.
And I've got this little piece of plastic that was a rubbery and it's kind of like taking
a toothpick and snipping off about three eighths of an inch.
And it it was in my mouth.
OK so I'm like how much of it did you really eat.
So I'm thinking why you're saying there's plastic in the salad.
There was plastic in the salad that I don't know where it came from.
It was it was it.
What color was it.
It was white.
You know it was kind of like a like a like a like a fork.
No.
You said it was rubber not plastic.
It was it was it was rubbery because I could take it.
I took it out and I stretched it a little bit.
And so because I try I was chewing on it because I was like awesome.
So I'm not lodged up in the back of my mouth.
So I grabbed it.
I was like shoot I was like that motherfucker ain't chewing.
And so I pulled it out and I was like oh my God.
So it's just like look this is a microcosm of like what the fuck are we eating.
Because I if I have if I have Brussels sprouts all right whatever let's not say Brussels
sprouts.
If I have a product whatever it is I don't give a fuck.
I have a thousand pounds of it.
I want to add 50 pounds of plastic or something to filler like filler to put in there.
I'm going to cut it like drug dealers do cocaine.
I'm going to cut it and I'm going to sell it and I'm going to make that much more profit.
Right.
It's called filler.
Yeah it's that's what I believe they're doing.
I don't know.
I don't want to believe it but I don't think they use anybody.
I don't think they'd use plastic for that.
I could they use like leaves and maybe it fell off like shit plant plant.
Yeah just when we talk about hot dogs it's like lips and assholes.
Right.
It is the shit products of like the byproducts of.
Correct organic.
Well we were talking about the ground beef right.
So I've been grinding my own meat just to get what I know to be.
It's a chuck roast.
I know what that is right.
You buy already growing stuff.
You're like really it by the way.
Tell your story.
Tell your story about how you ground the meat.
Walk us through this.
I grind meat.
No it's more than that.
So what do you what do you buy.
Well I've I've I've when briskets go on sale buck ninety seven a pound you can get a 15
16 17 pound brisket.
Right.
And you're going to trim some fat off that but you're getting basically ground really
nice ground beef for two bucks a pound to a quarter bucks a pound.
So and you know it's a lot and it lasts a long time and you know what's in it.
I do that with Chuck roast as well.
And when they go on sale for two ninety a pound I'll go out and I'll buy a couple of
them you know.
Next thing I know I have six seven eight pounds of ground beef and I know what's in it.
One hundred percent.
Nothing else.
Right.
Ground chuck.
It's not already ground.
I'll get a grinder downstairs.
I'll cut it up.
Dice it.
OK.
So walk us through the grinder.
So you said it was like one hundred fifty bucks for a grinder.
Yeah.
It was not much right.
And it grinds that meat.
It took me five minutes to grind it last night.
So you literally all that meat.
All of it.
So you literally defrost it.
I mean I just I'm oversimplifying this but you defrost it and then you know you have
this big fat and you just kind of feed it down into this fat.
And so it was in a big bowl.
Did you mix it up after that.
It's actually that's the fridge.
You look at it downstairs in the fridge.
I haven't vacuum packed it yet.
So when you break up the brisket you get it you cut it in these chunks.
I cut it.
You can't cut it.
Denomination.
Correct.
You cut it into pieces.
Right.
I just got a fit.
I do strips.
Right.
You can do it in cubes or strips.
I've already done balls in the link.
Correct.
You got to like do it systematically.
But the key is is you got to freeze it for a little bit because if you just if it's not
partially frozen it'll gum up the whole thing.
Right.
You want it to be partially frozen.
Yeah.
I cut it then I lay it out on trees and I stick it in my freezer for about 45 minutes.
I come out and I grind it.
It takes five minutes.
It's done.
Really.
So okay.
So when it is produced and pushed through the processor it comes out and you put it
in a large bowl then you kind of stir it up and mix up the fat.
Some content is more fatty.
Correct.
Then you just mix it up.
It's like a big old toss out except it's a big toss of brisket.
And then what I'll do is correct and I'll weigh it out.
A pound and a quarter typically.
Right.
Then I'll vacuum pack it.
Do you season it?
No.
Not at that time.
No you do it when you cook it for dinner.
I just have raw hamburger or in this case raw chuck or raw ground brisket and then I
vacuum pack it about a pound, pound and a quarter or whatever denomination I want essentially.
Sure.
Then I vacuum pack it and it's good for a year.
Forever.
A year and a half.
Right.
So.
I keep calling you.
I want to say Chuck.
One thing that Jeff is going to be doing is he's going to be purchasing a new vacuum sealer
machine.
Right.
And I am.
You are?
Oh yeah.
Well at some point yes.
He's going to get the Mac Daddy one.
The one I kind of want.
It's about three, four hundred bucks and it's the one where.
It's a chamber vac.
Yeah it's a chamber vac and you stick it in there.
I don't know what that means.
Chamber vac.
It's a chamber vac.
Food chamber vac.
You're pulling that Mr. I mean I have I have I have one.
Well this thing is.
No I mean I have a sealer type of thing.
Well yeah these are a lot better.
So a lot better than the ones you have Paul.
Yeah they're a little bit larger so they're bigger footprint.
That's it right there.
Good Lord.
It's like a gigantic box.
Yeah you stick it in there and.
You just stick it in there and hit the button it goes.
Seals it.
Really.
Yep.
Yeah.
What about all the juices.
It works similar to there's still a drip tray and shit like that because you put the opening
over and then you close the lid on it just instead of trying to insert it into the thing
and close it in it you just insert it in there and it vacuums it in it and it's a stronger
vacuum and it really sucks everything out.
Yeah I'm seeing prices from one hundred and forty dollars up to thirty eight hundred dollars.
Oh yeah.
Here's one for sixty eight hundred dollars.
Like what the hell.
Like that's.
That's commercial.
That's ridiculous.
That's commercial.
So if you have a butcher shop and you want to vacuum your meats and sell them.
So this is what the commercial people do but they make consumer level ones as well.
Gotcha.
That's what I want.
Next time mine breaks I'm going to get one of these.
So the thing of the one of the things that I've gone through this is my fourth vacuum
processing machine that I've gone through.
They break that often.
Well the ones that I have have and there are other things that that go on.
So whenever like like if you do.
So if you do like leftovers and you have this regular vacuum sealer it's going to work great.
But if you're like Jeff and you sit there and you process a lot of meat and you got
to you got to run off like 30 packages of these little very time meal.
It's not about time.
Well it can't be.
But what I'm talking about is you can't do that with a regular plain Jane sixty dollar
eighty dollar vacuum sealer machine because they're not designed for repeat use like that.
That heating element on there once you push down on that thing you seal it.
That heating element gets hot.
All right.
And then it stays hot.
Takes time for that fucker to cool down.
However you've got a system working.
You're loaded meat.
You're you put it in the bag.
You're out with the old one in with the new one.
But that heating on the still hot.
So once you push that thing down and starts vacuuming it's going to have some issues because
it's still sucking but the heating on the top when it's not meaning sealing it before
it rains.
There's there's just there's some things that just happen.
You know it's just like you know it's not designed for that type of use.
So that one is OK.
That made sense.
Everything you just said made sense.
Oh my God.
I'm very I'm very encouraged.
Yeah.
Well done.
I haven't researched them yet but there's all kinds of videos of people reviewing all
of these.
So yeah and there's there.
I mean it's all over the place.
The there's a lot of gunk and nastiness comes out of it because that's that that it starts
sucking all the juice out.
So when you are vacuum packing these things there is there is some sort of strategy or
talent to pack in a bag.
Like for example you just load the juicy shit on the bottom of the bag and then let's say
you put the non juicy stuff on top.
So I don't even know if that makes sense.
They also have different settings wet and dry.
Yeah.
Does that really work.
Well probably not on the ones we have right.
But it's a suck power is where there's it doesn't suck as long I think.
So anyway I wish I could my partner can I get my wife to do that.
Suck power.
So talk about suck power.
Yeah.
But anyway I like I enjoy like I make sausages.
She's going to give me so much shit.
She listens to this podcast.
By the way shout out to Jody from Total Wine.
Thank you for listening and thank you for all the fun times we have Friday night.
Total Wine shops for the dudes like us.
Did she makes us going to Total Wine.
The first thing we do is walk in.
I would see her.
And I mean it's so great.
There she is and she's smiling and happy to see us.
And yeah and she's got my guys want to try some this one.
It's not so good but try it anyway.
Right.
That's great.
And she's such a she's a good soul.
A good egg.
Yeah.
And I think we've been there so many times even the managers who hang out that little
desk they say they are.
And they just watch.
It's like look at these.
Well they say hi.
They say hi too.
Walking in here.
They say hi.
Here they come.
Jody said her her her new who knew I don't want to say boyfriend I don't know.
Her man friend.
Her flavor of the month.
I don't know.
Her Missouri man.
Is listening to the podcast as well.
Is he.
Yes.
Is he like an ex fireman or something like that.
I don't I don't know his story.
I would love to know his story.
We'll have to ask this Friday.
I want to know who scored Jody because she was a hot commodity.
Absolutely.
She's cool.
I like her a lot.
Anyway we like all the people at Total Wine.
We enjoy going to Total Wine on Fridays is like a super super thing to do.
And then we go to the.
We are.
It's like cheers.
But we don't.
We don't get to drink any.
We're in our age bracket.
And we're kind of like you know.
Hey look I am very thankful that I've got you two as my friend.
I really am.
Because I tell you what there are dudes like us out there in the life that the world that
don't have friends.
Right.
That's true.
Yeah I mean I'll tell you what it makes the daily grind the rat race that much more fun.
We enjoy doing the podcast.
I mean we encourage you guys to follow us on Facebook Instagram.
The dudes like us.
What else we got.
That's it really Instagram and Facebook page.
Find us.
Ask them some questions.
Direct message us.
We'll answer them.
If you want us to talk about a specific topic we'll do that.
Paul's ready to go.
Paul has nothing to do but ready to rock and roll.
Whatever.
I just said it through the roof.
But you know but you made a great point.
Everybody needs a support system man.
Yes and nobody.
And I would say most the guys out there don't have it.
I think you're right.
I think they don't.
I think I think they're so wrapped up.
I mean look if Jeff never met me.
Yeah he would be a loner.
I was for a long time.
He would be a loner.
I was for a long time.
Took him out of his shell.
I molded him into the man he is.
Nice.
I don't know about that.
There were several years where I mean I would work and I'd come home right and I didn't
have the opportunity.
It's hard unless you go out to meet new people.
You got to put yourself out there.
And we met because of our boys.
And then you and I met so it's shit like that that happens.
If that wouldn't have happened I was a homebody for several years.
And that's the thing.
I mean like I said if you don't put yourself out there in some form or fashion whether
it's in your church, at your job, with your neighborhood, with your whatever.
You have to go out there and you have to make connections.
And we are supposed to be, we're designed, that's the perfect word, we're designed to
be social beings.
Socials.
We really are.
It's so important to have that.
Part of that during the time is you have young kids which makes it hard.
There's common goals.
It's easier sometimes.
Like I said that's how Charlotte met.
But there were years up until that point where you were all consumed with that.
Young little tiny kid.
And then you're tired just like I don't want to do anything.
So that's kind of where I was at.
But then they get in sports.
Correct.
Right?
Then you enroll them in sports and then you meet all the other parents and then everybody's
like exhausted from all the sports stuff and the parents want to get together.
Which is a great thing.
Let's go out, let's just go have some drinks.
Yeah.
Next thing you know just running around naked.
Naked.
Damn it, not again.
And then they're like okay we're not going to hang out with them anymore.
What is that Indian rum you have?
Old Monk.
Fucking Jeff and his Old Monk and Dr. Pepper.
No that's poor.
You like it too.
Actually the best combination is Old Monk and root beer.
It's fantastic.
That is so much sugar.
Oh I mean no different than rum and coke or bourbon and coke.
Soda, soda and anything.
Hell ginger ale.
We think ginger ale is like a better option.
It has exactly the same amount of sugar.
That's why you get diet ginger ale.
Right?
See that's another thing.
Diet ginger ale.
Let's trim the fat on the sugar and let's make it ginger ale.
So it's not even going to be real ginger ale.
It's like something that tastes like ginger.
It's poison.
It's poison we're putting in our body.
Even the diet stuff is not good for you.
I want to give Jeff shit every fucking day but I can't.
Because I'm guilty of the same thing.
Not the same thing but different things.
So it's just I can't stand the fact that he gets his pop and he goes to the race track
or wherever the fuck he gets his drink from and he drinks that soda down every day and
I'm like dude.
Hold on what's your soda?
What do you drink every day?
Diet Dr. Pepper.
Okay.
My wife loves Diet Dr. Pepper.
It used to be Diet Coke until the Coke thing was established.
I want to give him shit about it and I have but the thing about it he brings up and he's
like well you're he gets all defensive and he's like oh you're vice you're going to do
this and I was like well played Jeff.
Well played.
We all have them.
We do.
We all do.
And I think it comes down to abuse right?
I have one.
Every day.
I have one vice.
I have one gallon every day.
I buy a fucking 82 ounce big gallon.
No there's probably about like one and a half cans in there after the ice and shit.
So yeah I have one a day.
Hold on.
Did you see how he just downplayed that?
Hold on.
But you don't go buy it.
You have it.
Like I have it here.
I get one on Mondays.
Are these like Foster's 24 ounce cans?
Hold on.
What do you mean?
You go to a.
I'll go to like a race track just to get out of the fucking house.
I got you.
That's important too.
I'll get out of the house and I'll do it on Mondays and Fridays.
I get that.
Because I have to get out of the house.
Because when you work from home like you and I.
Right.
Well I did.
But you and I.
I know right?
Alright hold on.
Do we want to rip the band out of this and let the dudes like us cast an author?
Yeah no because I think we all go through this.
Jeff you've done that twice now.
You picked up the.
What are you doing?
Just going to stab something.
Yeah you kind of.
I got a screwdriver.
I got a screwdriver just went a little Phillips head on there.
So anyways so Paul.
Yeah.
It works for a specific company.
We're not going to mention it.
Yeah we're not going to mention it.
So they went through.
It works for a specific company and shit happens.
Well I can't really mention it now.
No we can't.
But so yeah we had some layoffs and so I was laid off last Thursday.
So I am now.
It sucks.
I've been through it.
Oh I've been through it multiple times.
Yeah it's never fun.
I mean this is like my.
Is it my third time?
I think it might be my third time.
We're taking we're taking GoFundMe through the.
No no we really we have the opportunity to do this.
Oh shut up.
If you check out our dudes like us Facebook page and check out the earlier things we have
a scanned QR code there.
If you want to donate money to it just put on the notation there for Paul.
Oh my God.
If you do I'm going to send it right back to you.
I won't.
I do not.
I do not want a GoFundMe.
We're going to buy everything.
Trust me it's going to be fine.
I mean you know there are jobs out there.
Apparently I did ask the recruiter today.
I said what's the market like.
You know what.
What's the market like.
And he said it's pretty it's pretty tight.
And I was like you say what's the market for a mid fifties white male.
You had your problem.
You had you say that your your your chin and your your your chin laser.
So it's super soft.
You're going to make tons of money.
Right.
I know I can make a lot of people very happy.
What do we think about this.
What did you mean by that.
Just the way.
What do we what do we think about.
This is a completely left turn.
What do we think about this guy who interviewed with Tucker who supposedly gave Barack Obama.
Yeah.
God I haven't I haven't watched it.
I watched it.
I don't I don't believe that.
I 100 percent believe it.
I don't know.
I 100 percent believe it.
I don't know.
You know why.
Why.
Because Barack sent sent an email or a letter that was I don't know how they know this.
Thank you for the job to Michelle to Michelle Obama before they got married.
And he talked about how he fantasized with having sex with men.
Oh Jesus.
And how does this all tie together with his private chef dying.
Maybe maybe he was as the sport.
He was paddle boarding with who by himself and he drowned.
Well there's a whole.
I don't know.
There's a conspiracy thing around.
So Obama had a chef that just recently died paddle boarding on his property.
Correct.
And he's out there.
Hey the guys let's go swimming and like all right let's go swimming.
Oh by the way Obama's like so I want you to kind of sounds like Bill Clinton a little
bit doesn't he.
I really like the way.
What's the conspiracy.
Oh the conspiracy is is that he was banging the cook.
And so he killed him because he was going to out him.
I don't know.
Nobody knows.
But then this guy just went on Tucker Carlson and completely outed him.
Oh totally.
Are they going to kill him too.
He lives in Mexico.
That's the reason why he lives in Mexico.
What.
He would be.
And you know what if this guy ends up whacked he's going to know.
I mean at this point.
Yeah at this point now he's on the Tucker Carlson.
You know I don't know if that was a good interview to have or not.
I mean you could put that one under your belt.
Well at the same time I watched the whole interview.
Did you guys.
No I haven't seen it.
I watched most of it.
But it's not like I think I watched the whole thing.
Unless he has proof it's a he said.
Obama's never going to address it.
Well they're offering so much.
They know they have.
OK so you can't prove 100 percent everything but they he has a lot of supportive details
like he was there.
There are bills from that hotel.
Yeah.
There are a lot of emails and there's correspondence with Obama's staff and how they were trying
to avoid the communication with him.
So you have to wonder is there something unique with his wiener that could be proven like
they did with Michael Jackson.
What did they do with Michael Jackson.
There is proof.
Yeah because the kids said that he had the his dick looked a certain way like it had
veins.
Oh yes.
Really.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Is that a documentary that you watched.
During those trials.
So all those trials back whenever the hell that was.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that either.
So the big conspiracy penis of Michael Jackson.
There's there's big news was is Michael Jackson going to have to pull his pants down to show
his junk.
Like does the glove fit.
Not just that but he's going to be erect.
How's that.
I don't know what state they have a professional fluffer that's going to make that happen.
All right.
So anyway Jodie I'm sorry you had to hear this.
Yeah seriously.
She's trying her best to listen.
Every time you open your mouth she wants to turn it off.
I'm not the one that talking about fluffing.
Maybe that totally was.
Yes it was.
It totally was you.
Anyway back to Obama and the cocksucker.
So there's the so Tucker's doing these.
Tucker's I'm really proud of him.
He's doing all kinds of interviews.
OK here's the thing.
First off I have to I have two points.
Number one what would be the motivation of that guy to spill that story to all of a sudden
come out and go here you go.
And it's not all of a sudden.
He did it before and got no traction on it.
Really.
So then Tucker.
They still didn't give any traction.
And then Tucker gave him like another avenue for it.
But what's what's his motivation.
Like you know what I mean.
If you're gay and you have sex with some guy I mean you know and you had a great night
or a couple nights and then you find out then you find out there.
But here's is it is it black.
Who cares.
Is it black male.
I mean who cares.
I don't care.
It matters.
It matters what the motivation of this guy is because they didn't address that.
He didn't ask us why are you doing this.
No they didn't.
That'd be a.
Should be one of the first point.
I have a question about the motivation.
Second.
No he is OK.
He did that was that was in their interview.
That was one of the first questions.
He said the it was it didn't use the word motivation.
He said why are you doing this.
You know why do you want to bring that.
And his words were I want to tell the truth.
I want the people to know that this is what happened.
Obama isn't who he says he is.
You know he's he didn't say that much.
I guess it you know even though the he didn't say that Michelle was a dude or what he said
was that this happened.
And back then that was Brock stomping ground.
Barry that was Barry's stomping grounds.
All right.
Well anyway the second thing is I thought maybe that Tucker by Tucker taking this on
kind of cheapened him.
Yeah.
We got him to a tabloid.
Now it's Jerry Springer show.
That's the part.
And you have to ask really.
And then you have to ask what's Tucker's motivation.
You know what I mean.
I just I just I don't know.
I think that was a bad.
I mean hell he's not even in office anymore.
Who gives a shit.
So you you disparage him and he had some sort of gay fantasy and he acted on it.
And you know there is no right.
There doesn't do anything.
There's no win there.
There's what is your.
I understand he wants to say I want the I want the facts to be right.
This is Brock is a whatever.
I don't care.
He is out of office.
So what impact does that have on anybody's life.
Exactly.
I think it was a mistake for Tucker to take that I did too.
Sorry Tucker.
I enjoy you.
No I love the guy.
And I'm really enjoying the things he's got going on.
I think you're with you with the sergeant of the White House during the times of January
6 insurrection.
Sergeant.
Try Chief of Police.
Well the chief of police.
I think Sergeant of Arms.
But I'm at the.
He is the chief of police of the Capitol Police.
And he said it was basically without saying it he said it was the whole thing was a setup.
That gives to my question I asked earlier is you know these these people who stormed
McCarthy's office yesterday or the day before and have a tated in the car.
Pirates took took over his office.
Are they going to get the same treatment that the guy who went into Pelosi's office.
I think he just got six years.
Six years six years are these people there just for sitting there put his feet on the
desk.
Which wasn't right.
But what's wrong with that.
No ethically.
No it's not legally wrong.
It's not right.
But I mean six years in prison.
Yeah six years of prison.
No.
You can't have a fine here.
Five hundred bucks.
You got to get stupid motherfuckers glued themselves to airport runways.
There you go.
And you know what do you they get nothing.
They get a slap on the.
They get nothing.
Stomp.
So I'll be curious to see if the Yahu's who did McCarthy's.
They're going to get nothing.
Probably not.
Well they deserve to be.
So how did how I mean where was the Capitol Police there.
I mean did they let them into the building and they let them and they let them go into
McCarthy's office.
I've just I've just seen.
Were they in McCarthy's office.
Yes.
There'd be heads rolling.
What the hell.
I mean what about security.
What about this.
There should be all kinds of steps in place.
Security detail.
How did that happen.
There is a huge meltdown.
So I mean how did they get through.
Credentials.
I don't know.
I figure that out because look if they get in there for that they get in there for do
some other weird crappy shit.
That's how people get murdered.
I bet you they were let in.
Who knows.
I mean hell there was but you know they're correct.
There was there was was cocaine in the White House.
That's right.
And they and they can't figure out where that came from.
They know exactly where it came from.
They know damn well because that's a huge break of security.
Right.
We've talked about that.
You know what if.
Oh if they don't know where it came from.
Well you've got a huge hole somewhere.
Right.
And what if next time they bring in a big bag of fentanyl that contaminates the whole
area.
Right.
Or worse.
Yeah.
Could be what is the little drop of powder that kills people.
Anthrax.
Anthrax or something like stupid like that.
I think fentanyl is easier to get.
Well now that China's bringing it over the border.
Fentanyl is worse than anthrax.
Speaking of worse.
Oh my gosh.
Can you talk about fentanyl powder.
Of course I know people grind it up and they snort it and that's what kills them.
But of course.
So the grind up fentanyl and you could mail it to people.
So they are just it.
The mayor of New York had a town meeting and he was basically he was sharing the experience
of all the immigrants that are coming in in groves.
There are just waves of folk coming in.
He's like I don't know what to do with it.
You know that crazy man down in Texas.
That crazy man down in Texas.
Oh that son of a bitch.
You know what dude.
We get we get thousands of people coming up every single day and we've been begging the
government to shut down.
Yeah.
And you're mad because you're getting a couple thousand a month.
Right.
Fuck off.
He says he gets ten thousand a month.
Well does he?
That's what he said.
All right.
Well that's.
I mean I do believe that it's creating a strain for them.
But it's creating a strain for the entire.
Country.
One.
Stop it.
And you know what.
Stop it Biden.
Stop it.
Yes.
And I'm tired of the northern central and northern states seeming having absolutely no impact.
Not my problem.
Yep.
Not my problem.
It doesn't affect me.
Well it is.
It is now.
Exactly.
So suck a fat cigar.
I think that was one of the better political moves in a very long time.
I agree.
And it.
Forced the issue.
And it sucks.
Because.
It's a very human.
So what do you do at this point.
As.
Let's.
Call it in right now.
So all these people are here.
They all have a stamp.
And this is hey we were let to the border.
We've been branded.
I don't even know how the fuck to keep a track of them.
But we are now.
They're not.
But I mean.
But here's where we're at.
We've got all these people here.
Are they going to grant them asylum.
I'd ship them back.
Well that's what we should do.
But what are they going to do.
The Democrat Party.
The Democrat Party is wanting to grant them voting rights.
Yeah.
They're going to say exactly right.
They will say all right.
Well we'll temporary.
Amnesty and voting rights.
That they want.
Yeah.
That's the end goal here.
Yep.
It's.
The problem is.
We know that.
Voting rights doesn't solve the issue because.
Have you seen the.
Sidewalks in New York City.
They're lined with people.
They don't have any place to live.
Right.
Oh I can vote though.
Yeah I mean.
Really.
They're.
They're willing.
Yeah let's just let that go.
God.
It was horrific.
I'm chomping.
So.
You're right.
I mean.
This is.
Well.
OK.
So.
Because.
Because it's a real problem.
And it's real people.
And it's.
It's.
They don't care that they're being used as pawns.
Because they want them at some point to settle somewhere.
They don't give a shit where.
And they just want them to be able to help them keep power.
Correct.
It's.
That's it.
And it's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
And you know what.
I feel.
I feel bad for the immigrants.
They're trying to.
Oh they're horrible.
It's horrible.
They've been lured.
They've been literally lured.
And they're being sent up there and they're like fuck it man.
Let's just do it.
I got a free ride.
Guess what.
I'm going to go to New York.
I mean this could be a fucking vacation to them.
I mean compared to whatever the fuck they were subjected to in the third world country
that they came from.
Now they're up here.
They've got their second of the government teeth that you and I are paying for.
And they're getting three meals a day.
A place to sleep.
Live in a luxury hotel in New York City.
It can be.
How many of them do you think go back because they.
This was.
They were lied to.
They're just like fuck this.
Yeah they were like you know what.
I'm sure some do.
We're not going back because I guarantee some do.
Some do.
They're getting banged.
They're getting.
They're having sex.
They're having babies.
Now their kids are.
They're going to stay here.
I mean that's what they're doing.
I'm like I'm so disgusted with this because it is such a bad thing.
And it's bad.
And shame on the administration.
Shame on them for imposing this responsibility on the citizens of the United States.
Right.
Because that is not what we're designed for.
We are designed to take immigrants in.
But legally.
Legally.
Through the port of entry.
There we are designed to take people in and we want to cultivate those people coming in.
We want to receive them.
We want to accept them with open arms.
And.
Under controlled circumstances.
And position them for success.
Yes.
These people are not set up for success.
They're not set up for success.
They're set up for exploitation.
Correct.
And that's what's happening with these kids.
Have you guys seen the sound of freedom yet?
I haven't.
I'm not going to see it.
I need to see it.
No.
I'm not going to see it.
Why not?
I think it's a responsibility to see it.
I think so.
I already know what it's about.
And I don't want to see it because.
I heard it's amazing.
Yeah.
I'm going to.
It hurts to see something like that.
Yeah but you.
Why.
Mr. Producer is your microphone working?
Why don't you.
You went to go see the movie and you were very affected by it.
Yeah.
Why don't you want it to.
Why don't you want it to inspire you to make a difference.
Because what.
Because what difference can we make right.
There are certain things that I just know it happened.
So like Jeff was talking about a show being on Netflix Chernobyl and the experience those
guys went through.
And it's a great story.
And I choose not to watch it.
I know it happened.
I know they went through.
I don't want.
I don't want that emotion because I'm too emotional.
I'm an emotional person.
I get it.
And I would.
So you cry at all the movie.
Oh dude I'm weepy man.
I don't like that stuff.
I don't.
I mean I think it's important to know what's going on.
And I think as long as you're educated on it.
And you know I read about the movie.
My back is sore.
I did not fart like you did.
Yeah my back was sore too earlier.
All I did was lean like this.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
My butt cheeks were numb.
I was shifting.
I was shifting in my seat because I had my butt cheeks.
Since he blew ass over there he's thinking we're going to get him back.
So I just don't want to watch the movie.
I want to ask you a question.
So you cried at all your movies.
What was the very first movie?
You cried.
I think way back when you were.
I think Thorn Birds.
Thorn Birds?
What the hell is that?
The comic strip?
No it was a.
No I know it.
It was an animated show.
No that was a Thorn Berries.
Oh.
Thorn Birds was a TV mini series.
1983.
I remember watching it with my mom and it's like you know those 80s mini series.
Okay.
Like Roots.
It was about.
It's American television mini series broadcast on ABC March 27th to 30th 1983.
And Richard Chamberlain, Rachel Ward, Barbara Stanwyck.
He was a priest who fell in love with a woman I believe.
That's again shit that was 40 years ago so I don't know exactly but I remember being
an emotional ride when you were 12 or whatever how old I was.
Sure.
You know.
I think I think.
God I'm trying to.
I mean it's hard to.
It's hard to remember.
But I think when I was watching on the airplane it was Somewhere in Time.
Yeah.
That's another one.
With Christopher Reeves.
Right.
That I got sucked in man as a kid.
I mean I don't know how old I was.
What year was.
What year was Somewhere in Time.
That was probably 1980, 81 maybe.
So there we go.
I was 10, 11.
Yeah.
Somewhere in Time.
Let's see.
Mr. Producer is looking it up for us.
1980.
So I was 10 years old.
Yeah.
Somewhere in Time.
She is pretty.
Oh so pretty.
Jane Seymour.
Yeah.
What year was that?
1980.
I was 10 years old.
I think I teared up on that.
I was on the airplane of all things.
I used to watch this quite a bit because I don't know how the hell I'd watch it.
I was sick from school or was on the weekends.
Are we talking about your drama series?
No.
No it's a movie.
Oh that one huh.
Somewhere in Time.
I haven't seen either of those.
You should watch them.
I don't know about Thorn Birds.
I haven't seen Thorn Birds.
You should watch that.
Thorn Birds is highly.
Somewhere in Time is so good.
Yeah.
Somewhere in Time was interesting because there was time travel involved and some stuff
like that.
And they pull it off.
And it's interesting.
It's stupid but they pull it off.
Yeah and Thorn Birds is just a cheesy 80s mini series right.
That got me at the time.
And depending on when the movie came out the first time I may have really cried in the
movie would have been E.T.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
You cried at that?
Yeah when he was in the ditch.
When E.T. was in the ditch all pale.
Yeah he was all pale.
Was that the scene?
Oh yeah that whole thing.
When he was in the ditch all pale.
I only saw it one time.
I was like I don't want to see that again.
And they take him and he's dead and Elliot's like he's also dead.
Right.
It was all dark and the flower falls apart.
It was a sad movie.
But then.
Yeah but E.T. was all like he was laying there he was like flaccid.
Oh he was disgusting looking.
Yeah.
But then he comes back to life.
Like he just came out of a condom.
Well he did but while he was dying you didn't know that.
Why did he come back to life?
Because they were coming to get him.
He had Reese's Pieces.
What?
No.
It's alive.
The reason why he was coming back to life.
See this is a government conspiracy.
This is the reason why he was coming back to life.
It was not Reese's Pieces.
It was because the mother ship.
That's right they were coming back to get him.
Correct.
And there was some sort of empathic power that came from that.
That's right.
And they knew that because the flower all of a sudden became erect.
Yes.
It was like whoop.
Oh my god that's fantastic.
Yeah.
I mean I guess erect is the right word.
So I got to spend a lot of time.
I don't know about you guys but I went to the movies a lot growing up because I lived
overseas.
Right.
And one of the things we did we spent a nickel.
I don't know.
It was like 25 cents to go see the movie.
For Matt Nays and I remember one of the first movies not the first movie I saw but the first
movie I cried at was sat as fuck it was called The Mouse and His Child.
Never heard of it.
Yeah well most people have it.
The Mouse and Child are two parts of a single small wind up toy which must be wound by a
key in the father's back.
After being unpacked they discovered themselves in toy shop where they befriended toy elephant
in Toy Seal.
And the child mouse purposes staying at the shop from a family with the other toys that
they ridiculed them because they accidentally fall off the counter end up in the trash.
So once transported to the dump they become enslaved by Manny the rat.
It's almost like Toy Story.
So the sad part about it is they actually become separated.
They break apart or something like that.
I don't remember.
With the aid of a psychic frog the mice escape and the other animals on a quest to become
free and independent of self winding toys they rediscovered the elephant and seal who
are somewhat broken down together.
They managed to form a family and an empire.
So they lived all happily ever after.
Yeah they did.
But there was and they have some big stars back there.
Peter Ustinov.
Yeah Peter Ustinov.
Really.
And Joan Gerber.
Was Chorus Leachman in it.
What.
I think so yeah.
So do we not all cry.
Hold on I got a new one.
Benji.
Never watched it.
No.
Actually I do recall seeing it.
I just don't.
Or Old Yeller.
Never saw Old Yeller either.
Yeah I've never seen it.
Because I knew how that ended.
You knew that you were going to volu-
So he took the same approach I did.
Yeah fuck that I'm not crying.
Alright so let's go with when you're an adult.
I know we get older right.
We're older and now-
A lot of them have to-
I'll be honest I get weepy in a lot of movies now.
Right I think a lot of patriotic movies or ones that have to do with children because
we have children.
Yes.
I have a hard time watching that.
I'll split it up.
Which one did you weep?
Saving Private Ryan.
I lost my shit in that.
Not in the movie theater but driving home.
The movie left you in awe.
I couldn't even talk.
I was trying to explain to Shelly why I was so upset.
And it was because 18 year olds from every walk of life who had vigor and could run faster
than anybody.
Nothing mattered.
The thing dropped from the troop carrier on the beach and they were dead.
Instantly.
And I couldn't believe the sacrifice they made.
Yeah it's just that realization of the sacrifice that those soldiers did for the freedom of
other people.
I think every teenager in America should watch that every single Memorial Day.
No they won't make them do that.
They'll make them watch Inconvenient Truth instead.
No shit.
So stupid.
No shit.
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