1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,320 Got my beer. 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,440 Got my carbon. 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,760 Line up my microphone just right. 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,040 Everyone's got their headsets on. 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,040 Yeah. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,040 Ready to roll. 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:26,040 We've got two chairs that are empty for special guests that aren't here today. 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,480 Well we haven't done a good job of lining up, there are some people who are interested. 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:36,240 But we haven't done a good job kind of making sure they're ready a week in advance. 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,240 But we'll do better. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,240 Whatever. 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,040 It's dudes like us. 13 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,440 It's September 12th. 14 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,520 Good Lord. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,080 I know, the day after a big day. 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,040 Weather is starting to get a little bit more tame. 17 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,960 Starting to break a little bit but I'm sure it'll get up to 100 at some point. 18 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,960 I don't know. 19 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,960 I don't know. 20 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,000 I'm looking at the forecast and it looks great. 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,360 The participation from our producer showing up here on Tuesdays. 22 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,040 Thank you producer Austin. 23 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,040 Dudes like us, I'm Sean. 24 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,040 I'm Paul. 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,880 And I am Jeff. 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,520 And yes it is the day after September 11th. 27 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:18,960 Yeah, very somber news in the mornings for yesterday. 28 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,000 It just, what is it, 20 something years ago? 29 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 22 years ago. 30 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 22 years ago. 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:29,800 And you know the big argument, I'm not going to start this podcast off with slamming Joe 32 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,880 Biden but it's just, you know. 33 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,000 Oh him not going to New York City? 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,160 Well, Campbell Toll Harris was there. 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,120 He needs to be at one of the three. 36 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,840 Yeah, but he was in Alaska. 37 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,160 Well, he was on his way back from Vietnam. 38 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,160 Whatever, whatever. 39 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,160 You know what? 40 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,160 Come on. 41 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,160 I know. 42 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,160 Whatever. 43 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:54,960 But as a commander in chief, as the president of this country, for these type of things, 44 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,960 you should be there. 45 00:01:55,960 --> 00:02:00,720 Now, the White House's take on it was, and I don't know if it's a good take, is, well 46 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,920 22 years after Pearl Harbor presidents didn't go out there. 47 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,760 That was a really shitty comment. 48 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,800 Yeah, I was like, well first of all, how do they know that? 49 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Fact check that please. 50 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Yeah, right, right. 51 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,800 It's just like, come on. 52 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,800 That's, that's. 53 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 No, it doesn't make it right either. 54 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Yeah. 55 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,080 But you know what, two rights don't make it wrong. 56 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,000 The Pentagon is right down the street from his house. 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Right. 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,120 So, but what it caused was people saying, you know, this is what we were scared of, 59 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,640 that you know, the country's forgetting. 60 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:30,480 I mean, even our president is not going to New York City, you know, the country's forgetting. 61 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,600 Did you guys think the, what is your take? 62 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,720 Has the country forgotten? 63 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,200 I think, I was listening to some of the radio yesterday, some of the talk radio, and it's 64 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,200 not even taught in some history classes in school these days. 65 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,200 Right. 66 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,040 So yes, the younger, us, our generation, no. 67 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,040 Because we were there. 68 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,280 We woke up that morning. 69 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Yeah. 70 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,960 I don't think our kids will forget it. 71 00:02:53,960 --> 00:03:00,000 Stephen was not born yet, but he lived in this house, so he was fully aware what happened. 72 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,240 We'd watch the commemorative stuff, the five year, the 10 year, so he's fully aware. 73 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,240 Oh, good for you. 74 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,240 Right. 75 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,240 So he knows what happened. 76 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,460 I don't think we were as diligent with our kids about, you know, making sure that they 77 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:14,040 absorb the gravity of that day. 78 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Yeah, we did. 79 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,640 And Brandon was too. 80 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:23,000 So he, these two, so he, when you ask him, he'll probably say he remembers it, but he 81 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 doesn't. 82 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,360 So, but again, we watched the stuff, the news, and we talked about it. 83 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:35,240 You know, if it doesn't impact them, it's gotta have an impact when it happens. 84 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,000 So it's fresh for us. 85 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,900 It's fresh for all the adults. 86 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,360 But for the kids, I get it. 87 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,320 It's just, to them, it's probably just like anything in the history books. 88 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,200 It's just part of history. 89 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:51,200 So Harbor was how far we moved from us. 90 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,280 We're fully aware of it and the impact it made. 91 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,280 Yeah, yeah. 92 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,760 When we were born, or we were kids. 93 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,760 Well, they taught that in high school and they taught that in school. 94 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,760 That's what I mean. 95 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:05,880 You know, it brings up a whole litany of issues we have with the educational programs that 96 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:14,680 we have in school and some of the preferential syllabus or some of the preferential topics 97 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,680 they want to talk about. 98 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:20,840 I've heard of talk about, you know, butt sex and the proper way to give blowjobs. 99 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,720 And you know, it's disgusting. 100 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,720 I just said, come on, man. 101 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,160 You know, teach school. 102 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,160 That's what it's for. 103 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,160 It's for arithmetic. 104 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,160 It's for English. 105 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,160 It's for reading. 106 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,160 It's for history. 107 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:35,520 It's to learn about, you know, don't repeat our mistakes in the past. 108 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,600 And they're not doing that right now. 109 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,600 We're just part of the system. 110 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,800 I feel, man, I just feel like there's some sort of cabal that's leading our children 111 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,640 down the path of failure. 112 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,880 There are good teachers out there. 113 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Don't don't don't. 114 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,640 I don't think it's them. 115 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,640 It's not the teachers. 116 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,640 Right. 117 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,640 It's the some are some of the teachers are pushing it. 118 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,840 But I think it's hopefully it's a minority, right? 119 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,320 Because you see it on TikTok. 120 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,760 It starts at the top, right? 121 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,240 It starts at the administration. 122 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,960 It's the Department of Education. 123 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:11,440 It's the even the DOJ putting out that that hit on American parents, you know, that calling 124 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:17,360 us domestic terrorists because we disagree with the curriculum that they're teaching 125 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 in school. 126 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,960 We just that one dude was just pardoned by the governor. 127 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:25,640 I forget what governor it was and what state was, but Virginia in Virginia. 128 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:31,520 He had his daughter was sexually assaulted in a bathroom by some dude that and they were 129 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,720 covering it up, identifying as a female. 130 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,400 And it's like, dude, I don't care if you identify as a female. 131 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,800 But first of all, you shouldn't be out of the bathrooms. 132 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,480 You know, you should go. 133 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,200 If you want to be a trans or something like that and they don't have your specific bathroom, 134 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,600 there should be some sort of place for you to go to make you feel comfortable. 135 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,120 And that would be the nurse's office. 136 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,120 That's what I feel. 137 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:56,120 Hey, look, why should we send the little girls to the nurse's office? 138 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,160 They're afraid to go to the restroom because there's going to be some dude in there dressed 139 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,160 up like a girl. 140 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,400 That was a meltdown, though. 141 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,040 They covered it up and they had and then there was they moved him to another school and there 142 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,760 was another and then he did it again. 143 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,320 I know it's crazy. 144 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,360 It's but didn't the superintendent get got got fired, right? 145 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,360 Doesn't matter. 146 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,360 I know. 147 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,360 That's what I'm saying. 148 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,360 It's not enough. 149 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,360 Whatever it was, it wasn't. 150 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,360 There is some sort of cabal. 151 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,200 And I keep saying that and it sounds stupid. 152 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,400 Me even saying that out loud. 153 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,840 How could there be a cabal in two thousand twenty three? 154 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,160 Are you there easily can be. 155 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,560 But there I mean, it's just like, well, it's coming from the top. 156 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,720 All right. 157 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,560 Somebody is saying it's OK to do that. 158 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:39,160 If our own Department of Justice is putting a hit on our parents, that's the very top. 159 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:43,080 How is that possible that that they do that? 160 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,880 That letter came from the teachers union, right? 161 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,880 Right. 162 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,200 It's from the teachers union to the White House. 163 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,880 Yes, say, say, you know, we need your help in the White House agreed. 164 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,480 And they least the Justice Department did. 165 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,400 And one of the White House put pressure on the Justice Department to take care of these 166 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,400 parents. 167 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,400 Merrick Garland, right? 168 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Right. 169 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Right. 170 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,400 The attorney general. 171 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 And they started investigating. 172 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 All that bullshit. 173 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,400 I know it's crazy. 174 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 He denies it to this day. 175 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,400 Of course he does. 176 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,400 Yeah, I was I was talking to the basketball buddies this morning. 177 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:23,840 Yeah, I don't know how we got on this conversation, but oh, oh, I know how. 178 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:29,360 So he's he's a young dude and he, you know, he's married and he has little little kids 179 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,360 and he goes, don't you live in this subdivision over here? 180 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,360 I was like, yeah, I do. 181 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,360 Well, you guys move in. 182 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,360 Did you buy a house? 183 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,360 He goes, oh, no, we can't afford to buy. 184 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 We're just renting. 185 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,360 Right. 186 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:42,440 And he goes, man, I feel bad for you for your generation, like young couples and young families 187 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,120 that can't afford homes. 188 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,120 Right. 189 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,120 Everything is so expensive. 190 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,920 They have no choice but to just to rent. 191 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:48,920 Right. 192 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,640 And then we got into this conversation where R.F. 193 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,560 Kennedy Jr. was apparently interviewing. 194 00:07:53,560 --> 00:08:02,880 He had an interview where he was talking about how Blackwater Vanguard and God, I can't remember 195 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,320 the third one, but they they buy up all the houses. 196 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,480 They're buying up all the houses and they have a plan that within six years they're 197 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,760 going to have six. 198 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:18,200 They're going to be in control of over 60 percent of the nations through like, you know, shell 199 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,720 companies and shadow companies and stuff like that. 200 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,720 Right. 201 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,360 And then you got to then you got to think what is their end game there? 202 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Right. 203 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,080 If you're thinking cabal and you're thinking, you know, big conspiracy type of shit. 204 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,080 Right. 205 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,080 Well, we try not to get crazy. 206 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:36,600 But so they're they're end game could be they want people renting for life because think 207 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 about it. 208 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,920 What is what is home ownership? 209 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:46,720 What is property ownership instill wealth, individualism, individual wealth, individualism. 210 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,720 Right. 211 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,440 And they don't want individualism. 212 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,760 Individualism is bad for what they what they want. 213 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,000 They want to strip mine the middle class to support. 214 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,280 But they want like they want the socialists. 215 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,800 They want the communist type of you're just a number. 216 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,320 Get along with the program. 217 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,640 The government controls this. 218 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,140 The government controls that. 219 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:07,160 They don't want you to have individual rights. 220 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,920 They don't want you to have individualism. 221 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,320 That's why they're tearing apart the family. 222 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,800 The family is very much individual. 223 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,800 Right. 224 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Right. 225 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,400 Well, I've heard that that the Black Rocks and the vanguards and I don't know if Zillow 226 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,640 was part of that or not. 227 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,640 Crazy. 228 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,480 Or these corporations are buying like whole neighborhoods. 229 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,480 Right. 230 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,480 And whole neighborhoods. 231 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,960 And this is this is a Democrat. 232 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,640 They can set the price. 233 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,640 RF Kennedy Jr. 234 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,000 And they can set the price for whatever the hell they want. 235 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 That's right. 236 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,120 And they're they're driving up the prices so that people can't own. 237 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,600 You can buy it at this or you could rent it at this. 238 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,600 Right. 239 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600 Right. 240 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Rent. 241 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,320 Rent is more than my damn mortgage, though. 242 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,320 Yeah, I know. 243 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,320 That doesn't make sense. 244 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,280 I think the problem is is the down payment maybe. 245 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,800 Yeah, but these rents. 246 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,560 Well, right now, I could through the roof. 247 00:09:55,560 --> 00:10:01,320 Well, that I could I could rent my house more than what my mortgage is like almost double. 248 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:06,160 People rent apartments, two bedroom apartments for more than what my mortgage is. 249 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,160 Yeah. 250 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Now, granted, it's not more than what the mortgage and the taxes are the real estate 251 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,960 taxes, but it's more than the mortgage. 252 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,040 I mean, I would need to do the math. 253 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,720 I can't remember if it might be as much. 254 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,360 Well, mine, including taxes and everything, I could get more renting. 255 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,920 Yeah, I just want to pay more renting. 256 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,920 That's crazy. 257 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:25,920 That's crazy. 258 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:26,920 Now, I get it. 259 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,000 Some people don't have the credit, right? 260 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,280 They can't buy a home because they can't qualify for the loan. 261 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,640 And I get that situation. 262 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:39,080 But for people who can qualify for the loan, but it's you know, it's just I don't know. 263 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,080 I don't know what's going on. 264 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,080 Well, put it is cuckoo. 265 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,560 Well, here's another thing. 266 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,120 You have to live where you can afford. 267 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,120 Right. 268 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:51,160 And some people don't want to live 30 miles north. 269 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160 Right. 270 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,160 Well, you may have to. 271 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,160 You may have to. 272 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:58,240 The gentleman works for me, put his house up for sale Saturday. 273 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,880 And that same day, he had a more than asking offer. 274 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,880 Site unseen. 275 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,200 Well, I guess they showed up. 276 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200 Oh, wow. 277 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,960 I mean, do you remember when it was crazy hot like a year ago? 278 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960 I don't know. 279 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960 Same day. 280 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,640 Well, there were people making a higher than than. 281 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,640 Oh, yes. 282 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,920 And they had never seen it. 283 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,440 They didn't even look at me. 284 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,920 I guess online they looked at pictures. 285 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,920 But right. 286 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,920 Unbelievable. 287 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,720 So he's like, all right. 288 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,160 Well, that happened a lot faster than I expected. 289 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,160 Same day. 290 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,160 Same day. 291 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,160 More than I asked. 292 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,160 What do you expect? 293 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:32,680 Well, then they're doing a zero cost lease back. 294 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,680 So they'll be able to live there until the end of October. 295 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,680 Right. 296 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,680 Right. 297 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,680 Right. 298 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,680 Right. 299 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,680 Because they're actually going to be moving out of state. 300 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,680 And so hold on. 301 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680 So they this is in Texas? 302 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,680 Yeah. 303 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,680 Oh, OK. 304 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,680 On the other side of Fort Worth. 305 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 Fort Worth. 306 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,680 OK. 307 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:51,080 And he's out not in the country, but right on the right on the edge. 308 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 Right on the edge. 309 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,160 He's got like half an acre or something like that. 310 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Oh, nice. 311 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,160 He they paid. 312 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,280 They've worked on it for the last month, painted it, cleared it, declared it, which 313 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,280 you're supposed to do with. 314 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,280 Oh, yeah. 315 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,280 Make it presentable. 316 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,520 So and they probably didn't even need to do that. 317 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,520 Yeah. 318 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:10,920 So they paid the realtor, you know, take all the pictures, posted it open house, whatever. 319 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,840 I wonder if they just for sale by owner. 320 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,560 You save like so much money. 321 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,040 I'm not using a realtor. 322 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,040 I know. 323 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,040 Four to ten thousand dollars. 324 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,040 I know. 325 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,040 And that's a racket. 326 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,000 It's three to six percent. 327 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 And they did. 328 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 They did what? 329 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,280 They did what to sell that house? 330 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,120 Nothing for a day. 331 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120 That's crazy. 332 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,120 That's it. 333 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120 That's got to be the easiest money ever. 334 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 Right. 335 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:36,880 So anyway, it's the market is still fairly hot here locally. 336 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:44,040 The house across the street from me sold in a couple of weeks for a shit ton of money. 337 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,400 God, I remember the house on the corner of my street that hasn't sold yet. 338 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 How long has it been on the market? 339 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,400 You know, it's a couple of months. 340 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400 A couple of months. 341 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,400 Yeah. 342 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,400 My house, man. 343 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:58,120 It's sold for one hundred thousand dollars or more than its price of value. 344 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:02,160 I think location hurts that I wouldn't want that house. 345 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:07,040 I remember when I sold my first house to move into the house I'm in now, it was on the market 346 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:15,600 for six months and we had to double we had to double more like double pay for like two. 347 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,600 I mean, imagine that. 348 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:21,560 No, our first house sold in a couple of weeks. 349 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,560 It sold fast. 350 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,720 So months is how long it took our house. 351 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:31,040 So we put it up in like April and we were out of there by the first of May. 352 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 Unbelievable. 353 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,080 Into an apartment while this house was being built. 354 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,240 And it wasn't the house. 355 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,880 It was the market market at the time. 356 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,000 It was like twenty eighty eight, twenty eighteen. 357 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I mean, was that no. 358 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Oh, no, that can't be right. 359 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 That's when you moved into the house. 360 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 361 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,200 I moved into the house, the new house in 2002. 362 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,280 I don't know what the hell I'm thinking. 363 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,720 So yeah, so it was 2000 2001. 364 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,720 Right. 365 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,920 So we moved in here and that was three brutal. 366 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,280 Well, we moved in. 367 00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:00,320 So obviously the market turned around because our house sold really fast. 368 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320 Right. 369 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,320 Right. 370 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,320 For we made some good money off of it. 371 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,800 A lot of us put that big chunk down payment down. 372 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:10,080 Oh, yeah, we didn't make that much because I mean, you know, because like I said, six 373 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,080 months. 374 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,200 So, well, dudes like us have to go through stuff like that. 375 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200 Oh, yeah. 376 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:20,840 I lived in Irving, Texas, bought my first house and we went shopping. 377 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:25,360 And Tara was like my wife was like, let's go to the Frisco Independent School District. 378 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,320 It's got the best rates ratings for school for to raise our kids. 379 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,400 So we're like, all right, cool. 380 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,960 We go look to go buy a house and we end up buying a house before we sold the other one. 381 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,480 So I was thinking, it's going to sell. 382 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,680 I don't worry about didn't sell. 383 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:45,960 So we ended up leasing it out and we had a treacherous time, one tenant after the other. 384 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,640 I would think we went through four or five and where they were like tearing up single 385 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:55,120 one was a dud, just didn't pay, you know, and one that has that work and you never got 386 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,120 money. 387 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,120 You never got your money. 388 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,120 Some of them. 389 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,520 There was one was a family member and whatever. 390 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,560 And the other one was and we lost, you know, like four months of rent. 391 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:12,160 And then the next one was some lady and she had three, four kids and it was single and 392 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:17,800 she did well and she was all great, super happy, super nice, played, paid the first 393 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,560 month's rent, the last month's rent. 394 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,680 You guys were excited after the night. 395 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,680 Oh, great. 396 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,240 And then she paid like another one and that was it. 397 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,400 And then she said, sorry, I can't afford it. 398 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,760 She just like just stopped paying. 399 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:34,120 And then, yeah, but we ended up, did you call her and say, yeah, yeah. 400 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:39,200 Well, I had to stop by the house and eventually we got some legal paperwork for processed 401 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,840 and she ended up leaving and the power was turned off. 402 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,300 The water was turned off, you know, and I was like, fuck man. 403 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:51,600 So I had the water turned on and the power turned back on and she had not turned off 404 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,120 the washer and dryer water lines. 405 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,200 So when the city came by, we don't live there. 406 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,920 So when the city came by, I turned the water back on. 407 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,260 The water was viewed. 408 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:05,760 It destroyed the house. 409 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,080 So she took her washer dryer. 410 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,080 Correct. 411 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,080 And the water was already turned off. 412 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,040 So she's like, I don't, I don't know. 413 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,040 I don't know. 414 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,040 I don't know. 415 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,040 It probably wasn't deliberate. 416 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,040 It doesn't matter. 417 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:20,640 The fact of the matter is it happened and we ended up, we ended up, I forget exactly 418 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:27,720 what we did, but we ended up selling the house, what they call a short sale, which is you 419 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,040 just have someone take over the payments and you sign over. 420 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,040 Yeah. 421 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,040 You don't make it. 422 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,040 You just lose your equity. 423 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,040 You lose your equity. 424 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,040 You just say, just take it. 425 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 Just take the bananas. 426 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,040 The bananas? 427 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,040 Yeah. 428 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,040 Remember that from, what is it? 429 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,200 Eddie Murphy, a Beverly Hills cop. 430 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,760 He goes to the hotel and he was going to go over and do the old banana in the tailpipe 431 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,760 thing. 432 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,760 Oh yes. 433 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760 And the guy was at the buffet. 434 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,760 He was like, how much for the banana? 435 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:55,760 He said, just take the bananas. 436 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,280 I miss old Eddie Murphy. 437 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280 He was awesome. 438 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,160 I heard they were making another one of those, Beverly Hills cop. 439 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,160 They are making them? 440 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160 I heard they were. 441 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,960 It's tough to some of these stars. 442 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,240 First of all, I really enjoy Eddie Murphy. 443 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:12,880 Even the older, like Steve Martin and just, actually it's most of the SNL crew from back 444 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880 in the time. 445 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:14,880 Yeah, you're right. 446 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:19,440 It's just, anytime one of these guys come out, I don't enjoy their movie like I used 447 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,440 to. 448 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,440 It's just, it's the same humor. 449 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,840 You mean like the original movie? 450 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,240 Or the newer movies that they come out of? 451 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,240 No, no, no, just the actors themselves. 452 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,240 Oh, gotcha. 453 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240 They're the same thing. 454 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,880 Like Robin Williams, he had the same character no matter what he fucking did. 455 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,960 But actually he came out with some really good movies, so I can't really throw stone 456 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960 at him. 457 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,960 Yeah, he did. 458 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,960 He did. 459 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,960 He showed some- 460 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960 He had some good drama movies. 461 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960 He showed some- 462 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Like Steve Martin, what's the word? 463 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960 Breath. 464 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960 Breath. 465 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960 He showed some of his acting. 466 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,960 He did. 467 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,240 He had different roles in some series. 468 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,360 But you have some that don't. 469 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,320 Like Steve Martin, he was the same thing all the time and it's just- 470 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:54,920 And Danny Chase, I don't know if his humor really carries it today. 471 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,920 It's just different. 472 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,320 Well, his Doritos commercial was pretty- 473 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 A Doritos commercial. 474 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,320 Which one was that? 475 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320 During the Super Bowl. 476 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,320 Will Ferrell is the only one- 477 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,360 I mean, he was really well done. 478 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,800 His acting was fantastic. 479 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,680 The Will Ferrell one is the only one that I could continue to watch Will Ferrell movies 480 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,500 because he's just a fucking nut. 481 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,360 There are some people that can't stand him. 482 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,080 Like, can't stand him. 483 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:19,760 Well, he's starting to jump the shark a little bit. 484 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,000 Like he had a couple movies out with Mark- 485 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Wahlberg? 486 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,760 Mark Wahlberg, the stepdad or something like that. 487 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760 Oh, no. 488 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,760 Not stepdad. 489 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,760 Father-in-law or what is it called? 490 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760 They were cops, weren't they? 491 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760 No, no, no. 492 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,760 That one too, but- 493 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:44,640 It's where they're both- Will Ferrell is the stepdad and Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg is- 494 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,000 Oh, is like the biker stuff. 495 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Is the real guy. 496 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yes, yes. 497 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 And he's like super cool. 498 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Right. 499 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I remember that. 500 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 What is the name of that? 501 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Why can't we think of it? 502 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Is it the stepdad or the succession? 503 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,040 No, it's- and he's such a wuss. 504 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:04,560 Will Ferrell is such a- he doesn't know how to do anything. 505 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,240 Mark Wahlberg just totally dogs him. 506 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,640 They made two movies out of it. 507 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Daddy's Home. 508 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,800 Daddy's Home and Daddy's Home 2. 509 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,800 There you go. 510 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,800 That's it. 511 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,960 Oh yeah, and he's on the bike. 512 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,960 Mark Wahlberg is funny. 513 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,960 A lot of his characters are the same. 514 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,960 Mark Wahlberg? 515 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,960 Yeah, that's true. 516 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,960 Will Ferrell. 517 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,960 Oh yeah, for sure. 518 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,200 I like the one where he had a stepbrother. 519 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,240 Stepbrothers, I think that was the name of it. 520 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,240 And it was like two retards. 521 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,160 Where they smashed their balls over his drum set? 522 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,800 I mean, some of this stuff is just hilarious. 523 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,800 Don't touch my drum set. 524 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,920 But he had some good movies. 525 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:48,240 I mean, Talladega Nights was gotta be one of the best. 526 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,120 I didn't care for it. 527 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120 Are you serious? 528 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,120 The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. 529 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,080 Oh gosh, I thought it was great. 530 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,240 They had a bunch of one-liners in there. 531 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,400 See if we can do a little preview of that for I don't know if Ferrell- 532 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:06,400 Especially, my favorite scene from that movie is the- 533 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:21,400 Alright, so that kind of brings up- 534 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,680 That right there is the funniest scene in the movie. 535 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,160 Oh, when they're at the dinner table. 536 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:29,160 I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey. 537 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,120 The kids are so disrespectful. 538 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,160 You know what's cool, what we just heard right there? 539 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,920 It was the narration of it. 540 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,680 It was a trailer and the narration. 541 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,520 I mean, I don't see those anymore. 542 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,520 They're very rare. 543 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,360 And I'll tell you, and I know they may have in the movie theater, but I don't even go 544 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,840 to movies that much, Maury. 545 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,840 Oh yeah, the voice. 546 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,840 The previews were a big thing. 547 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,520 They're going to the matinees as a kid and seeing all the movies growing up. 548 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,320 And that was like, you know, the herby goes bananas. 549 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,840 It's like all this weird shit. 550 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,120 Nowadays these voices- 551 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,680 I try not to look because they show the whole damn movie in the previews. 552 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,240 I mean, I guess that's been an argument that we've made forever. 553 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,600 But if it's a movie I want to watch- 554 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,080 I don't think they do the voiceovers anymore, do they? 555 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080 Oh, the voiceovers. 556 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,080 Yeah, no, I guess not. 557 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,240 They just show snippets and thematic music. 558 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,240 Right. 559 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,240 Right? 560 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,240 I don't think they have like that guy, the voiceover. 561 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,320 No, that's a good point. 562 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,680 They don't do the voiceovers. 563 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,680 That would be effective. 564 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,680 They should go back to that. 565 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,880 Yeah, it was just one guy that did all those. 566 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,800 Oh, and then he died and then that was it? 567 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800 Could be. 568 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 There was no other guy that could do it. 569 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800 That was the name of the movie phone guy. 570 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800 Right. 571 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,400 If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. 572 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400 Just like the survivor guy, right? 573 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,400 Real man of Jesus. 574 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,800 Right, but he hasn't died, but when he stopped doing it that was it. 575 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,960 That movie phone thing was such a pain in the ass. 576 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,960 Oh my God. 577 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,960 Movie phone? 578 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,480 If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press three. 579 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,480 To get a list of them. 580 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,480 What? 581 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480 I just pulled the newspaper out. 582 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480 Sorry, bud. 583 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,480 It was too much. 584 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,480 It was too much. 585 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,480 Hold on, walk me through this? 586 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,720 Did you ever call the movie guy thing? 587 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,720 It was movie times. 588 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,720 Oh, yes. 589 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,160 So you had to put in there which theater you wanted to go to. 590 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,600 Type in the zip code for the area you want your movie to go to. 591 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,720 It was a beating. 592 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,600 That is a generational thing that they will not understand. 593 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:15,080 And if you know the name of the movie theater you'd like to go, press one. 594 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,760 Yes, everything was touch-tone phone. 595 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,440 If you have a gay friend that sits to your left, press two. 596 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,200 That totally was... I mean, but that's still there, right? 597 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,440 I mean, there's still touch-tone stuff. 598 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,960 If you want it in English, press one. 599 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,520 If you want it in Spanish, press two. 600 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,520 I mean, in Espanol, press dos. 601 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,040 You know what I mean? 602 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:37,560 They still have touch-tone, touch-tone, you know, press dos. 603 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,760 But that was everything for us. 604 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,760 It was. 605 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,440 And you had to spell things out with the letters. 606 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440 They call those T9. 607 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,440 Oh, God. 608 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,360 Like when texting first came out, it was all the T9 stuff. 609 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,960 So you're like, I need the letter C. Two, two, two, two. 610 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 611 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,520 But you know what, even the younger generation that got those phones originally... 612 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,520 They were fast. 613 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,520 Oh, my God. 614 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,520 They mastered that. 615 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,520 It was like... Yeah, I was like going, okay, hold on, hold on. 616 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,520 Second one is the third one. 617 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,520 Okay, hold on. 618 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,520 One, two... Ah, fuck, that's the wrong one. 619 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,080 I mean, you know what I mean? 620 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,160 But they were like... I mean, it was amazing. 621 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160 Yes. 622 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,640 I think it's just young brains, man. 623 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,360 They just do better than old brains. 624 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,160 Well, I just think they do it more. 625 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:24,440 Well, let's chat about the stag boibin. 626 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,680 It's 133 poof and the stag... Is it stag? 627 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,680 Stag. 628 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,680 Stag. 629 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,680 Stag. 630 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,520 It's not a bourbon, it's a whisky because it's 133 poof, right? 631 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,720 No, it's bourbon, I believe. 632 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,320 Remember, it can be, as long as it's barled... 633 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,520 It has to go into the barrel at 125. 634 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,680 Well, it can't be more than 125 when it goes into the barrel. 635 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,680 Oh, so 124.999999999999999999999999999. 636 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,680 Or 125. 637 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680 Yeah, so it can't be more than 125. 638 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,680 It can be more than 125. 639 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,680 It can be 125. 640 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680 It can be 125. 641 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,680 Of course, of course. 642 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,680 I'm just saying, it can be 125. 643 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,880 It just can't be 25.00001. 644 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:02,760 But like you guys know, if it water evaporates during the aging process, the proof shoots 645 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,760 up. 646 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,760 So this is the bourbon. 647 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,760 It's stag. 648 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,680 Mr. Producer, you got some stag up on the screen. 649 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,920 We can read a little verbiage on there. 650 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,880 So let's talk about our first, I mean, pulling it back. 651 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,200 It's got a nutty, it first of all is strong as shit. 652 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,880 I was going to say, let's get back to that because there are very few. 653 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,200 We have two maybe that are in the 130 range. 654 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,320 This one and I think an Elijah Craig is in the 130 range. 655 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320 So that is in the rumble. 656 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,840 Yeah, the rumble, I think Elijah Craig is this one. 657 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,600 That's a distinction we should call out because there are very, very few that are this powerful, 658 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,600 right? 659 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:45,360 I like the one that's powerful, but it's got a very woody, it's got a very bitter woody 660 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,360 taste. 661 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,200 And when I say that, I don't mean that's necessarily a bad thing. 662 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,960 So look, folks, this bourbon is not for the weak. 663 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960 All right? 664 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,400 You have to be a seasoned bourbon taster. 665 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,800 I mean, not just for the punch you're about to receive, but you got to be able to power 666 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,720 through that punch and pull out those flavors. 667 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,720 And I think it's great. 668 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,720 It's really rich. 669 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720 It's really good. 670 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 It's rich. 671 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720 It's good. 672 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:18,680 I don't think as much octane as it is, we have others that are much hotter feeling. 673 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,680 Yeah, yes. 674 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,680 Yes. 675 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,680 Good point. 676 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,400 That's a great point because you would think 133 proof, oh my God, it's going to burn, 677 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,600 you know, top to bottom. 678 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,680 I think if you shot that, I think you'd gag. 679 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,680 Oh yeah. 680 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,680 Let's try it. 681 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,680 You guys ready? 682 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,680 Go for it. 683 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,680 No, no, no, I'm not doing that. 684 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,520 So you know what's interesting is I was bringing up some, we were talking about something about 685 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,040 bourbon and high proof bourbon to somebody. 686 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,040 I forget who it was, but I told them, they were like, well, which one should I buy? 687 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:48,040 Should I buy the Hunter proof or should I buy the single barrel one or the cast strength 688 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,040 one? 689 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:54,080 And I'm like, look, it's in my opinion that I don't want to buy a Hunter proof bourbon 690 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,880 because or lower because it used to be 90. 691 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,120 I know it's creeping up and up and up. 692 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,120 What's happening here? 693 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:05,960 Well, my point is I don't want to buy that bourbon because why do I want to pay somebody 694 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960 to water down good bourbon? 695 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,680 I would rather have the cask strength, the barrel proof right out of the barrel. 696 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,800 Just give me what came out of the barrel. 697 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,080 I'll pay for that. 698 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,960 And if I want to add water to dumb it down to a Hunter proof, that's on me. 699 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,960 All right. 700 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,960 So here's the thing. 701 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:28,320 We're at that point, but the vast, I mean vast majority of people are not there. 702 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:34,400 And that's why when we go to Total Wine or any other liquor store, 90%, I don't know, 703 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,400 what percent would you put it at? 704 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,000 We don't even, we don't buy much anymore. 705 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 We, we don't. 706 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,000 And but what percentage of the bourbons that are on the shelf are 90 or less? 707 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Most. 708 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,720 I mean, 90% probably gotta be. 709 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,160 I think I'm right there with you, Sean. 710 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:55,880 At this point in our bourbon career experience, we prefer we well, we were not going to invest 711 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,840 in 80 90. 712 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,920 I'll still look at some hundreds depending on what it is. 713 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,640 But but we're looking for that single barrel cast. 714 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,520 I think I agree with kind of what he's talking about. 715 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,520 I agree too. 716 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,520 I agree too. 717 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,720 I mean, really, if you're going to have it, just get the full one, get the full bodied 718 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,200 perfect one that comes out. 719 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,400 And then yeah, because this one actually would taste good with the cube. 720 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,640 And if you pop a cube in there, it's going to dumb it down to 110. 721 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,080 I mean, well, I mean, you're certainly going to make it not feel it, not pack a punch. 722 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,080 But here's the problem. 723 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,080 So here's the problem. 724 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,320 So when I, when I talk to others about, you know, how many bourbons we have and all this 725 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,600 kind of stuff, and what's your favorite, that's always what they ask. 726 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,600 What's your favorite? 727 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,680 And then I hesitate because I'm like, OK, do you like bourbon? 728 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,680 Yeah, we like bourbon. 729 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680 All right. 730 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680 Do you drink it? 731 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680 How do you drink it? 732 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,320 You drink it, you mix it, you put it on a cube, you drink it straight. 733 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,720 Can you take high proof stuff? 734 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,720 Right. 735 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,720 And so and they're like, well, you know, normally we drink, you know, whatever 80 90 proof. 736 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,040 And I was like, see, and I'm like, that's great. 737 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,840 Now when you go to the higher stuff, pussy. 738 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,840 Yeah. 739 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,680 I mean, and your husband allows that. 740 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,240 Your husband is a male, right? 741 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,080 So, I mean, but identifying as a husband. 742 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,800 But the problem, the problem is that that's the majority. 743 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,800 The majority of people. 744 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,280 Here's the thing. 745 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,280 Those bourbons taste great. 746 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280 They do. 747 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,280 Yeah. 748 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,280 Until you know better. 749 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,080 It's kind of like vanilla ice cream from Wal-Mart. 750 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,720 I mean, you can go by. 751 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,720 I don't know, guys. 752 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720 I mean, it's about enjoyment. 753 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,840 It's about enjoying your bourbon. 754 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,840 Yeah. 755 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,400 So could you sit down with a Glencairn of 80 proof? 756 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400 Absolutely. 757 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,760 No, no, I don't think you could enjoy it. 758 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,160 You really drink it to drink it. 759 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160 It'd be like tea. 760 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,160 Yes, it would be. 761 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,840 I mean, it would be hard tea. 762 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,480 And would be like what is going on. 763 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,480 We I'm ready for another one. 764 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,040 You know, you'd have to fill up a glass of iced tea with because we say this, the next 765 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,960 one we're going to have is a little bit lower proof. 766 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,760 And we'll see what we think of it. 767 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,760 Right. 768 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,760 Like a two week. 769 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,760 Oh, yeah. 770 00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,760 We'll have a big gulp. 771 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,760 But you know what? 772 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,120 I think that's where we're dismissing what the bourbons mean to people. 773 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,800 I don't mean us being snobs and thinking, oh, high proof is all that matters. 774 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:13,960 But there are people that there are people that want to to to to enjoy a bourbon, you 775 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,520 know, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying a 90 proof bourbon. 776 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:23,280 Well, I think you just got to be prepared for like if if if we came up here like I think 777 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,920 Eagle Rare is 90 proof. 778 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920 Oh, my God. 779 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,400 We need to dump that. 780 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,480 So but look, but still, I go back to the same thing. 781 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,960 If I'm going to buy a bourbon, I'm going to go buy the higher proof ones. 782 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,760 It is available if whatever. 783 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760 Yeah. 784 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,000 If it's not unless it comes in a recommendation by someone. 785 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 If yeah. 786 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,880 If one of our bourbon guys goes, you need to try this. 787 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,360 Well, that's what I'm driving at. 788 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,840 So you're someone comes to you and you pose those questions and they're like, I usually 789 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,800 drink like bourbon and soda, bourbon and water. 790 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,800 OK, great. 791 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,800 And what proof do I get? 792 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,800 I usually get this proof. 793 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,800 OK, great. 794 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,000 So here's what I would recommend. 795 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,520 I would recommend that you get and pick out whatever bourbon you want to make a recommendation 796 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520 to. 797 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,240 Let's just say it's one hundred and twenty proof and it's a bourbon, but it's going to 798 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,240 be too strong for him. 799 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,040 You say, I recommend you get that bourbon and to put a couple ice cubes in it, a splash 800 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,640 of water and that'd be perfect for you. 801 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,440 I mean, I guess that's what my recommendation would be. 802 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,440 Right. 803 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,160 In other words, you're still encouraging them to go higher proof. 804 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,880 Yeah, it's absolutely. 805 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:27,280 And the reasoning would be that, you know, put the control of diluting the bourbon in 806 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280 your own hands. 807 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,360 Why would you want to leave that? 808 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,880 You know, I guess the professionals. 809 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,880 Well, yeah, it's kind of like 1845 distillery. 810 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,740 You know, Bob was talking about making a hundred proof bourbon. 811 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:45,720 And I'm just like, my conversation was I don't think you should. 812 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,720 Right. 813 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:54,160 I think that from a sales perspective, I think that they would yield a higher profit by dumbing 814 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,920 it down to a hundred proof. 815 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,060 So selfishly, they could probably make 20. 816 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:04,980 They can probably extend their volume of inventory 20 percent ish by making it a hundred proof. 817 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:05,980 But they do that. 818 00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:07,240 They they make hundred proof. 819 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,240 They make all their stuff on your proof, unless it's cast strength or single barrel. 820 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,160 He was talking about the specific one that was out right now. 821 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,240 The last time we were there, the weeded bourbon that was that came out, he was talking about 822 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,640 making that weeded bourbon down to a hundred proof. 823 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,980 Well, he was talking also about bottled and bond and he was talking about labeling and 824 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,840 having to call it bottled and bond. 825 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,360 And I think bottled and bonds a gimmick. 826 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,200 Well that's well there's certain rules around it, right? 827 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,200 It's a gimmick. 828 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,200 It's a gimmick now. 829 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,880 So the rules of bottle of bar for those dudes like us listeners out there that don't know, 830 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,880 Jeff, go. 831 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,880 It's bonded. 832 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,040 It's a hundred proof. 833 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,640 It's a it's a hundred proof bourbon. 834 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,640 Number one. 835 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,720 It's got to be aged for four years. 836 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,440 It's in a bonded Rick house, right? 837 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:55,840 So all the product is from the same year and same distillery bonded Rick house just means 838 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,640 it's in their Rick house. 839 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,920 Like whoever's distilling it, it's in their Rick house, but they got it to be bonded by 840 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,920 the government. 841 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,200 And it doesn't really mean anything. 842 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,020 Well, I think I think the it needs to be from one distiller. 843 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,020 One season. 844 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,020 Right. 845 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:16,280 It's a distinction, which is I think pretty common is right. 846 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,280 I don't think so. 847 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,080 I think they blend stuff all the time. 848 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080 Oh, really? 849 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080 Yeah. 850 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,080 All right. 851 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,080 Unless it's a single barrel. 852 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,800 The liquor must be the product of one distillation season. 853 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,800 Correct. 854 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,800 Right. 855 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,800 One distiller and one distillery. 856 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,320 It must be aged in a federally bonded warehouse under U.S. government supervision for at least 857 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320 four years. 858 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320 U.S. government supervision. 859 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,820 I call bullshit on that. 860 00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:41,280 At a hundred proof, 50 percent alcohol by volume. 861 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:46,160 So literally a representative shows up and goes, OK, I'm with the U.S. government. 862 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,880 I'm going to make sure I'll rubber stamp this. 863 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,160 Just remember, this is from way back in the Prohibition. 864 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,160 Right. 865 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,640 When there was no controls on bourbon and they were selling rot gut. 866 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,320 I totally get it. 867 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,640 The government says we need to put controls on this because you're not getting what you 868 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640 pay for. 869 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640 I totally get it. 870 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640 I'm talking about today. 871 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640 And there's like from my side in it. 872 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,640 Today it is not. 873 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,640 It is kind of a gimmicky thing. 874 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,640 It's gimmicky. 875 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,640 That's what I mean. 876 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:16,240 But there is some I think there is some usefulness for it because of the same distillate season. 877 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,240 Yeah. 878 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,240 Some unique. 879 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,240 I agree with that. 880 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,240 I agree with that. 881 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,240 There's some uniqueness to it there. 882 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,240 I agree with that. 883 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240 But all the other stuff. 884 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:31,120 But this the stag stuff, it's it's it's it's got a it's got a bitter woody taste to it. 885 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,720 Like like the it. 886 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,720 Yeah. 887 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,720 Yeah. 888 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,720 Yeah. 889 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,400 It's like when I'm done with it and I'm it's got a woody taste. 890 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,480 It almost tastes like I've got a stave a wooden stave like I'm tasting that like a woodchip 891 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,480 stuck in your uvula. 892 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480 Wow. 893 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,880 That's you put it where where did you put the stave? 894 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,880 No. 895 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,880 Hold on. 896 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,880 I'm still confused about where your vulva is or whatever you call it. 897 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,040 He stuck it in his vulva. 898 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040 He said. 899 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040 No. 900 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,880 So the nose on this is amazing. 901 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,880 Yeah. 902 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,880 Oh yeah. 903 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880 It's amazing. 904 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,880 That's good. 905 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,880 So let's give it a rating. 906 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,320 I would I'm going to go with seven seven point eight. 907 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,920 I want to give it an eight. 908 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,400 I think it ranks up there with some of the Elijah Craig barrel proofs. 909 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,400 Yeah. 910 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400 I think I agree with that. 911 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,520 I'm thinking that bitter taste brings it to a seven. 912 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,840 I don't I don't have a bitter taste. 913 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,400 I have a little sweetness up front. 914 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Yep. 915 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400 Definitely sweetness up front. 916 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,400 It's fantastic. 917 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,680 The more I drink it, the better it gets. 918 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,680 It's good. 919 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:36,840 But the tail end of it, it leaves a residual of like literally like you know what it tastes 920 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,560 like, you know, a lollipop, not a lollipop, a popsicle. 921 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,520 And you got the wood stick left and you're like it's in your mouth. 922 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,520 Like chewing on it. 923 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,200 And you're just like, you know, you don't give up because you're probably doing something 924 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,200 and you're out somewhere. 925 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,200 Splinters in your gum. 926 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,200 No, no, no. 927 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,000 So it's that taste of wood that's in your mouth after you know, that's that's what this 928 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 kind of reminds me of. 929 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 How old is this? 930 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 I don't get it. 931 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,320 Do we know the ages on this? 932 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,240 I don't I don't taste that at all. 933 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240 Yeah. 934 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240 Bring up the stags again. 935 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,840 I want to see the description of the stags. 936 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,800 I want to see how how old this is. 937 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,800 It may be on the bottle as well. 938 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800 I don't know. 939 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800 Yeah, he's looking. 940 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,760 He's got young eyes, so he should be able to see it. 941 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760 But it looks like he's strong. 942 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,400 Well, these bottles have ridiculous Pico font. 943 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400 I know. 944 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,120 Is this is this the Stag Junior? 945 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,560 No, no, it used to be called Junior. 946 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,560 Go ahead and pull it up again. 947 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,560 The new bottles are just called Stag. 948 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,920 They got away with the junior. 949 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,920 There it is. 950 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920 All right. 951 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,400 So let's see here. 952 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,400 Best. 953 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,400 It got all sorts of awards. 954 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,560 The tasty notes, rich, sweet, chocolate, brown sugar flavors mingled with perfect balance 955 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,200 of the bold, rye spiciness. 956 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,200 Valid finish lingers with hints of cherries, cloves and smokiness. 957 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200 All right. 958 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,200 Smokiness. 959 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200 That's a smokiness. 960 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200 I like smokiness. 961 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,200 I like the smoke. 962 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,760 It doesn't say the age. 963 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,760 It does not. 964 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,160 Is the Billy the Billy fires an iceberg? 965 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,160 I don't think so. 966 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,160 Anyway. 967 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,160 All right. 968 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,000 Oh, somebody's guessing nine plus years. 969 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,000 But this is just a this is just this is somebody's comment. 970 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,440 So I don't know someone someone on Reddit. 971 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,440 Right. 972 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,240 I don't know if that has any any credibility, but that's all right. 973 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,240 All right. 974 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,240 So we it's good. 975 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,240 It's good. 976 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,240 Yeah. 977 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,040 I recommend that if you can find it, we got lucky. 978 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,040 Yeah. 979 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,040 Why is it so hard to find? 980 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,640 You know, how much was this bottle? 981 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640 About $170. 982 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,640 Interesting. 983 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,480 Yeah, this was really hard to find and we got lucky. 984 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,480 We got lucky. 985 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,480 Yeah. 986 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,120 Walked into total wine and our was who called you out? 987 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120 It was Kevin. 988 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,120 Kevin. 989 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120 He didn't call. 990 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 I just I was in there. 991 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120 You were in there. 992 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,080 And Kevin was like, hey, he goes, hey, hey, man, you want to stay? 993 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,080 Follow me. 994 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,080 Follow me. 995 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,280 Follow me to the dark room. 996 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,280 Walk this way. 997 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,600 So anyway, we got lucky and got it. 998 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,080 And because I've never seen it on any shelf anywhere. 999 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,080 It's great. 1000 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,080 What is the bottle? 1001 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,120 It's got like elk antlers. 1002 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,680 Show me the well, stag is what is it? 1003 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,240 This is is you sure this isn't Stag Junior? 1004 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,240 It is not Stag. 1005 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,240 It's not Stag Junior. 1006 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,640 So it's a rack. 1007 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,080 It's a rack of antlers. 1008 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,880 I'm assuming I'm assuming deer. 1009 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,880 Is it deer? 1010 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,880 Is it elk? 1011 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880 I have no idea. 1012 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,480 Well, they removed the junior part. 1013 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,960 It's just called Stag now. 1014 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,960 Gotcha. 1015 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,400 They used to be called Stag Junior. 1016 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,400 Now it's called Stag. 1017 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,400 Carol proof 133. 1018 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,400 All right. 1019 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,040 So each barrels can be different. 1020 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,200 So ours is 133. 1021 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,840 The guy who reviewed it, his is 138. 1022 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,640 So we got shorted 128. 1023 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,920 They picture right there? 1024 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,920 No, on the review. 1025 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920 I got you. 1026 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,920 I got you. 1027 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,920 So we got shorted. 1028 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,920 Oh, no, it's good. 1029 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:48,600 How they recommend if you see the bottle of the stag single barrel, the 133 plus 130 proof 1030 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,560 plus 130 plus proof. 1031 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,040 Yeah, I recommend you hand me some of the glass. 1032 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,320 I think you might be done. 1033 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,920 Maybe that's why you're struggling right now. 1034 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,520 I had like not enough to eat, I guess. 1035 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,520 I don't know. 1036 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,520 You had your corn dogs. 1037 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,520 You had plenty to eat. 1038 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,520 Good Lord. 1039 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,000 There's a couple more down there you can have. 1040 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I don't want any more. 1041 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Choked down. 1042 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,080 I literally choked down those cornbread. 1043 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,360 So the wife had made some corn muffins and she was like, you know, I'm going to make 1044 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,840 some corn muffins and I'm going to put some wieners in the middle of them. 1045 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,840 They look like corn dogs. 1046 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840 Bratwurst. 1047 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,480 Yeah, they're apple chicken bratwurst. 1048 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,480 Oh, apple. 1049 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480 Yeah, that's not the same thing. 1050 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,160 When they were fresh, they were a lot better. 1051 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,160 They were moist. 1052 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,160 Yeah, they were moist. 1053 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:37,080 But the thing is, is that you take a bite into one since you weren't able like, you 1054 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,160 know, the softer hot dogs, you can take a bite out of it. 1055 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:44,020 But with these, it's got the lining of the bratwurst. 1056 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:45,800 So you made a commitment. 1057 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,760 Once you take a bite, you literally have to eat the whole fucking thing. 1058 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,600 Well, and it lined the roof of your mouth. 1059 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:56,200 So it was like, well, the cornbread part sucked every ounce of moisture out of the mouth. 1060 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,640 When it was fresh, it wasn't like that. 1061 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,720 What do you expect? 1062 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,080 You vacuum sealed it. 1063 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,960 I mean, that's going to pull everything out of it. 1064 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,440 Compressed it and then we reheated it. 1065 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,040 I was salvaging the moisture that was in there. 1066 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,040 It didn't evaporate. 1067 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,040 Well, and it tasted fine. 1068 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,040 It was just dry. 1069 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,040 I think it was an experiment too, right? 1070 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,320 You were trying to see if it was going to recover from that. 1071 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,880 There's a lot more of them. 1072 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,400 You have like 40 pounds of that stuff. 1073 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,360 I've got, well, I've probably got another, I got like four packages of two. 1074 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,640 So I'm going to end up giving them to the dog as little treats. 1075 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,640 Oh boy. 1076 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,960 I think I put that in there. 1077 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,000 I'm going to choke. 1078 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,960 He's like, this is dry. 1079 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,240 Speaking of dogs. 1080 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,960 So I'm working in my corner, right? 1081 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,960 I work from home. 1082 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,960 Oh boy. 1083 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,960 Yes. 1084 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,240 And is there another soft serve story? 1085 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,240 Because I don't know if I can know. 1086 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,080 No, no, that was awful. 1087 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,080 That was awful. 1088 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:55,080 And I'm just hearing something from the living room. 1089 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,800 And I'm just like, oh shit, let me get up and go see. 1090 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:05,760 And there's the puppy on the couch whipping out all the feathers from a cushion. 1091 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,960 A sofa cushion? 1092 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,960 Yes. 1093 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,520 No, no, the cushion that goes on the cushion. 1094 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,560 I mean, on the sofa. 1095 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,320 So it wasn't like a sofa cushion, but it was like the, what do you call it? 1096 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,320 The accent pillow. 1097 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,320 Oh, the accent pillow. 1098 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,000 So you have a goose down pro pillow? 1099 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Oh yeah. 1100 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,680 And it's just, there's feathers everywhere. 1101 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,000 And I'm just like, and of course, you know, I come out. 1102 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,840 I come around the corner and it's like, she's like, right. 1103 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,200 And she's like, and she slinks away totally. 1104 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,960 And I had to catch her because I'm so pissed off. 1105 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,560 I was like, you know, she, I'm chasing her all over the house and she won't, you know, 1106 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,560 won't come to me. 1107 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,560 Get your gun out. 1108 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560 Finally. 1109 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:50,600 No, I finally grabbed her and I threw her outside and I put the doggy door down and 1110 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,800 she was just like, how far did you launch her? 1111 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,800 Devastated. 1112 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,800 Oh no. 1113 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,800 I didn't launch her outside. 1114 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800 I didn't throw her. 1115 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Shot put. 1116 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,520 Then I dropped the, then I dropped the doggy door. 1117 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,520 Right. 1118 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,400 And she immediately like, you know, tried to go in, come back in. 1119 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,400 Head button it. 1120 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Oh yeah. 1121 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,240 Head button it and clawing and, and barking. 1122 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:14,080 And then I stood by the window and just stared at her and she like, didn't know I was there 1123 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,080 for a while. 1124 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,520 And then she, we made eye contact and she was like, and she like slinked away and like 1125 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,520 started barking at me. 1126 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,600 Like I'm like some crazy person or something. 1127 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,600 Right. 1128 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,600 Oh, that dog. 1129 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,600 I'm like, where? 1130 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,600 That's why you don't get puppies. 1131 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,600 I, she tearing up our house, man. 1132 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,960 It, I, I just said something new. 1133 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,360 She didn't do this when you first got her. 1134 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:38,240 Well, no, she's, I mean, she's torn up a couple of things, but I mean, I don't know. 1135 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:42,240 I mean, I get the whole, when you're training a dog, I get the give it a treat when it's 1136 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,580 doing a good thing. 1137 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:46,840 How do you give it a treat to not do a bad thing? 1138 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,360 You know what I mean? 1139 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,360 You got to catch it. 1140 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,560 I'm not, I'm not the dog with you here. 1141 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,840 So the only way you can do it is you got to catch them doing it. 1142 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:59,440 And when they're doing it, you, you got to have a consistent, that's why you make fun 1143 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,440 of me. 1144 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:06,680 But I look, I'm not the dog whisperer either, but I have watched like a ton of his shows 1145 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,200 and he's like consistent with whatever authority he's dropping on them. 1146 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:15,720 So if he doesn't want a dog, like in the kitchen, for example, he uses one word and one word 1147 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,720 only out, right? 1148 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,720 You know, an out kitchen. 1149 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,720 Yeah. 1150 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,160 You know, you're supposed to reward them. 1151 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,480 So, so if you say out and then they leave, you're like, good girl. 1152 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,480 And you give them a treat. 1153 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:34,360 No, you, it's supposed to, I guess originally it is to do that, but you know, my point is 1154 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,400 it's consistency. 1155 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,920 So you're asking the question, how do you get them? 1156 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,680 How do you start training them to, to not do certain things? 1157 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,000 Because dogs are, they're, they are driven by treats. 1158 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Yup. 1159 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,640 You're supposed to train with treats. 1160 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,640 Yeah. 1161 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,680 So when you say out, maybe I'll give them a little tiny look, a little kibble be, I 1162 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,440 don't even know exactly, but it's a super small one. 1163 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440 That's it. 1164 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,640 And when they go in the kitchen, you like, no out. 1165 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,560 And when they get out, you like here and then you put, they, they could test you. 1166 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,240 So I don't know, but I'm just, I don't know. 1167 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:08,240 I don't have a problem with it because when the dogs come in, you know, I didn't like 1168 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:11,040 Braco, for example, I've never hit him. 1169 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,040 I mean, I've chased after him. 1170 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,360 I wanted to be fast. 1171 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,040 So he's really fast. 1172 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,080 But when he, when he goes in the kitchen, I don't want him in there. 1173 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,080 I go, you know, that is my, my thing. 1174 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:27,440 And when it's to a point now, anytime I go that little noise, like the dog whisper makes, 1175 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,200 he takes out all the dogs, stop whatever it is they're doing. 1176 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200 Right. 1177 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,800 And they assess what's going on. 1178 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,800 Right. 1179 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,240 And they're like, what am I doing that I need to stop doing? 1180 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,800 You know, cause it's a uniform thing. 1181 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,680 And then I usually direct them after that and I'd like out, you know, and they'll, they'll 1182 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,120 usually do it now. 1183 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:49,060 Braco sometimes he's like, yeah, dad, you say it all the time, but you just got to reiterate 1184 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,120 and they do it again and again. 1185 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,120 So I don't know. 1186 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,200 And then you throw like meat on the ground in the kitchen. 1187 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,800 No, well, to test them. 1188 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800 Right. 1189 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,040 Well, and they, and they don't get it until I tell them to get it. 1190 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,720 And that's, and that's perfect. 1191 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,200 It's not, it may be a little bit torturous. 1192 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,200 I don't know. 1193 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,840 But what it does is it, uh, it's just like, Hey man, look, they'll get that when I tell 1194 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,800 them to get it and he'll sit there and wait patiently. 1195 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,400 And then sometimes I don't like it when he stares at me waiting too long. 1196 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,120 So I'm like, dude, go outside. 1197 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,080 Cause he's like, he's just like, dude, I know you're going to throw me part of that apple. 1198 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,920 Like every time I grab an apple, I usually give it to him half of it. 1199 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,920 Like the core. 1200 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920 Uh, yeah. 1201 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,240 And he eats the core of the apple. 1202 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240 Huh? 1203 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,440 I guess doesn't that cyanide on the seeds? 1204 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440 I don't have any of them. 1205 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,440 Yeah. 1206 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440 I mean, you're trying to kill your dog. 1207 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,440 Whatever. 1208 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,920 I don't give the dog like a fucking bushel of seeds. 1209 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,920 I give them an apple. 1210 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,920 Have you ever bitten into a apple seed? 1211 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,360 No, I have. 1212 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,360 Did it hurt? 1213 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,120 It's a little bitter. 1214 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,120 It's better. 1215 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,120 Yeah. 1216 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,120 It's cyanide. 1217 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,120 Oh, is that what it is? 1218 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,600 The cyanide is really bitter. 1219 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,600 Yeah. 1220 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,600 So dogs eating odd things is not uncommon. 1221 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,840 They've been around the household for many dogs, their mouth and their noses are their 1222 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,880 universes as they are driven by curiosity to put things in their mouth. 1223 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,880 They will. 1224 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,880 Okay. 1225 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:08,960 So about apple cores, apple seeds, uh, contain a compound called amygdalin. 1226 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:15,600 Uh, when, when chewed or digested is converted to a hydrogen cyanide. 1227 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,600 Amy G. 1228 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,600 Daly. 1229 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,600 Amy G. 1230 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,600 Daly. 1231 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,600 Amy G. 1232 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,880 So while cyanide is toxic in general is not considered a problem at the level in which 1233 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,200 tiny amount in apple seeds. 1234 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,160 So you eat 400 apples a day and you give each core to the dog. 1235 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,160 That's 200. 1236 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:36,200 It says the amount of toxicity required is the equates to about 200 apples. 1237 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,680 So you, but you eat 400, right? 1238 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,680 Yeah. 1239 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,840 So I bet if you, I bet if you threw down 200 apple cores down there, how many do you think 1240 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,840 they could get through? 1241 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,840 Get once. 1242 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,840 You can't do it at once. 1243 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,840 Just. 1244 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,840 All right. 1245 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,840 I just made apple pie. 1246 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840 Here's a box of apple cores. 1247 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,840 Dogs, let's go. 1248 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,840 I don't think that's a big deal. 1249 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:56,960 They wouldn't get anywhere near 200, but I bet they get down 10. 1250 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,960 That's gross. 1251 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,960 Or more. 1252 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,120 Well, I find that your dogs appreciate consistency. 1253 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:08,120 I'm sure you know, and it's to the point where I don't have to yell a command. 1254 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,120 At the dogs. 1255 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,120 Get out, get out. 1256 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,120 You don't have to do any of that. 1257 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,400 I just make a noise. 1258 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,040 No, you just say out. 1259 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,040 Right. 1260 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:21,360 They, they don't, if you, by you yelling at it, doesn't do anything except create that 1261 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,360 tension. 1262 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,360 Right. 1263 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,440 You know, you're not there to create tension. 1264 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,840 You want to make a command, just like get out, sit down. 1265 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,240 You see, and I get, I get all that. 1266 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:37,840 My struggle is what's, does your crack horse still listen to you? 1267 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,840 Crack horror. 1268 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,840 What? 1269 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,840 Oh, the little one. 1270 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,840 The little one that looks like a crack. 1271 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,560 Oh, the walking cemetery. 1272 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,560 That is the shattish. 1273 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,560 That cemetery. 1274 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,280 That's the shattish thing ever. 1275 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,560 For Ginger, she's like 15, 16 years old. 1276 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:59,200 She is a multi-poop and she's got like two eyes. 1277 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,200 She's completely. 1278 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,920 She's completely a pet cemetery. 1279 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,400 She's freaking can't hear, can't see. 1280 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:12,160 You know, she kind of, I walk around the corner and she's staring like at a pot plant or the 1281 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,640 pot of, you know, she's like staring at something, you know, and totally out of it. 1282 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640 Yeah. 1283 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640 Just an inanimate object. 1284 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,480 She's looking at it like it's the fucking TV or something. 1285 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,600 And I was like, what the fuck is she doing? 1286 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,480 I eat, I eat crack horror. 1287 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,480 Yeah. 1288 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,600 Like, like she's looking out the window or something, but instead of looking out the 1289 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,320 window, she's staring into the abyss of a plant. 1290 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,320 You know? 1291 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,320 Right. 1292 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,320 Well, that's so sad. 1293 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320 She's also, she's 16. 1294 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,640 How old is that in human? 1295 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,600 You know, that's a shit load. 1296 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,600 Yeah. 1297 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,600 I can't do that math. 1298 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,600 That's a one. 1299 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,600 Really? 1300 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,600 Look at you, man. 1301 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,400 102, I think 16 times seven. 1302 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400 What is that? 1303 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,280 112, 112, 112 years old. 1304 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,280 That's that's elderly abuse. 1305 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:58,160 Well, what upsets me is, is what I come over is ginger will come out. 1306 00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,880 I try to pet her, but Bronco, he's like, you need to pet me. 1307 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,560 And it's like a tornado and and ginger gets caught up in all of that. 1308 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,960 She gets pounded on. 1309 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,960 Yeah. 1310 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:09,960 Just getting knocked on her ass. 1311 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,960 And she's like, fuck it. 1312 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,200 But how does a how does a hundred and sixteen year old dog survive that? 1313 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:19,480 I mean, you hear like crack, snack, snap, you know, crack, fall apart. 1314 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:24,280 Well, I'll tell you what, though, she does survive and she's not she's not passive either. 1315 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,720 I mean, she actually she's more a lot more passive nowadays, but she can stand up for 1316 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:29,720 herself. 1317 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,880 If she gets mad at something, she'll let you know. 1318 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,880 Like the pot part. 1319 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,960 She gets mad at the pot. 1320 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,480 She'll get mad at Bronco and Nari, the other dog. 1321 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,480 Yeah. 1322 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,080 You know, like tell them what the fuck's going on. 1323 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,080 Get the fuck off me. 1324 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080 Get the fuck off me. 1325 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,080 They listen to her. 1326 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,080 Yeah, they do. 1327 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,080 Get up. 1328 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080 All right. 1329 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:52,240 Because when the old great lady's mad, when she starts to make those noises and I know 1330 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:55,000 what they sound like, I get up immediately. 1331 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,440 So she knows that. 1332 00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:01,200 So when she starts making her noise, I get up immediately and she's like, see, right. 1333 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,840 You would monitor the other dog and she does. 1334 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:08,480 She like stops and she's like, see, she does know what she's doing. 1335 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480 She's a smart little shit. 1336 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480 Yeah, God is painful, though. 1337 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:16,400 She just kind of bounces around because I don't think she can bend her legs anymore. 1338 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:23,120 Her legs are just it's no disrespect, but I look away every time I see her. 1339 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,960 I'm like, oh, I can't I can't watch this. 1340 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,280 I can't watch this train wreck. 1341 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,800 She can still make it out the doggy door and everything. 1342 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,800 She does. 1343 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,800 She can. 1344 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,200 And you know, I'm a piece of shit because I keep telling myself I need to make a little 1345 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,320 step for her to step into that and I never do it. 1346 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,040 You know, it's like, oh, I need to do that this weekend. 1347 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,600 And then when it comes time there, we're off to the gallifanting around distilleries and 1348 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,600 doing this and that. 1349 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,600 Let's do this. 1350 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,600 Let's do that. 1351 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,240 And meanwhile, the dogs walking into the wall right now. 1352 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,860 No, she could do it, man. 1353 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:53,000 It may be good for her. 1354 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,280 You know, I actually I get up every now and then. 1355 00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:01,320 There's a poodle doodle out in front of the dog door or there's a little urine patch. 1356 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,800 We keep a lot of dog mats right by the dog door because she can't get out the dog door. 1357 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,200 Well, it's argumentative because I'm not there. 1358 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,200 I can't see it. 1359 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,520 But my daughter's dog has a habit of being lazy. 1360 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,160 At least she's not pooping or peeing upstairs. 1361 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,280 But what she'll do, she'll come downstairs and she'll be like, I ain't going outside 1362 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,280 and she'll just it's not drop trial right where she's at. 1363 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280 That's not cool. 1364 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,280 Yeah. 1365 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,280 I'm going to prove it. 1366 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,320 You know, set up a camera right there on the dog. 1367 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:33,040 The issue I'm having is that went on Tuesdays and Fridays when the sprinkler systems run 1368 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:37,800 right early morning and then they get ready to they wake up and they're ready to go pee 1369 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,280 and wake them up. 1370 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,240 No, they just they pee every morning. 1371 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,240 Right. 1372 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,240 It's a normal thing. 1373 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:47,400 But they poke their head out the doggy door and they're like, oh, it's wet. 1374 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,280 I don't want wet on my cute. 1375 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280 Exactly. 1376 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,280 And so they pee. 1377 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,760 The puppy peed on the carpet. 1378 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,280 I was like, no, we already solved that problem. 1379 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,480 Well, why don't you turn the sprinklers on earlier? 1380 00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,480 What time does it go on? 1381 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,080 Well, like, you know, from like three to six. 1382 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,080 I don't know. 1383 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,080 Yeah, the monoclubs are really early like that. 1384 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,080 Yeah. 1385 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,080 I think monoclubs are three to four. 1386 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,080 Three hours? 1387 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,240 Well, it runs through three different cycles. 1388 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:14,320 You're supposed to you're supposed to let it soak in and then do another one and let 1389 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320 it soak in, do another one. 1390 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,040 Yeah, it takes a long time. 1391 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,240 Yeah, it runs for 18 hours. 1392 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,240 All right. 1393 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:23,920 I don't know about dudes like us out there that and I get about three and a half feet 1394 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:29,560 of water per square inch full blown irrigation system in my front and back. 1395 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:36,680 Granted, two months ago, the irrigation line exploded and water came out under Austin came 1396 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,880 home and was like, Dad, there's water running down the front stairs. 1397 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,760 I'm like, oh, great. 1398 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,840 I thought inside the house, it was outside. 1399 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,320 But it's like when you open up the front door. 1400 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:50,160 Oh, I mean, water was like it was coming out in like you had a broken sprinkler head. 1401 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,000 Oh, it's not a broken sprinkler head because I had a line. 1402 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000 The line. 1403 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000 It's the line. 1404 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000 It's a valve. 1405 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,800 So that's going to take some research and I'm not looking forward to that. 1406 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:05,160 But even if I didn't do that, my point is, is that I don't ever water my yard ever. 1407 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,840 Yeah, I don't ever water my yard. 1408 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,200 You have like the we noticed the Congo Bush out in the backyard. 1409 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,640 Oh, it's a goat trail. 1410 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,640 Yeah. 1411 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,040 Yeah, it's it's it's disgusting out there. 1412 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,640 And you know, the the don't you have an HOA? 1413 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,640 Would you the president? 1414 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,000 I'm not the president of HOA. 1415 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,720 Did you take a picture of your yard and send yourself a letter? 1416 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,720 No. 1417 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,760 Well, I mean, the front yard looks fine. 1418 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,180 It's the the backyard looks like a goat trail. 1419 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:33,280 But you know, it's all these these these grand thoughts and plans that, oh, I'm going to 1420 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280 be doing this. 1421 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280 I'm going to be doing that. 1422 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,600 And so, you know, Tara wants to put some turf back there and we're going to be there. 1423 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,240 So we just put shit on the back burner. 1424 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,600 And I was going to put some sod back there. 1425 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,040 And I'm like, fuck, man, I'm not doing that. 1426 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,040 It's hot outside. 1427 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,160 You know, you know, what am I going to do it? 1428 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,640 You know, so it got to seventy five. 1429 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,120 I mean, there's a lot of stuff. 1430 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,400 There's a lot of moving parts. 1431 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,000 We got three fucking dogs in the house. 1432 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,360 And it's just like if I start tilling back there, it's going to be a mud fest. 1433 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360 Right. 1434 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,720 And then I got to it's just and I don't mind doing the work. 1435 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,720 The work's not the problem. 1436 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,600 The problem is I have these three dogs to get a man and during that time because they 1437 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,120 can't go outside during that process. 1438 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,120 Right. 1439 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,120 So what is it going to be? 1440 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,600 Yeah, the kids walk them constantly. 1441 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,600 They go. 1442 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,600 Whatever, dude. 1443 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,600 That is not happening. 1444 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,600 You have built in dog walkers. 1445 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,720 I can't get those motherfuckers to empty the garbage. 1446 00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:21,560 You know, do me a favor. 1447 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,360 Why don't you fucking pick up a spoon and wash it or something? 1448 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,600 You know, I purposely bought a lot of dudes like us do this out there, but I purposely 1449 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,800 bought a bunch of black paper plates, paper bowls and plastics to silverware. 1450 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,680 So they can throw the shit away. 1451 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,160 So you can go right in the garbage can, you know, and I went to totally earth first. 1452 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,640 I don't give a fuck about earth first. 1453 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,640 Styrofoam. 1454 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,920 Yeah, that's more shit to burn. 1455 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,920 They just leave them around. 1456 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,280 They only get thrown away. 1457 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:51,520 You know, it's just they're getting better and better. 1458 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,160 It's just you know, I complain, you know, but it's kind of like this. 1459 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,760 I mean, I was talking to Austin about the he just brought up a fact about, you know, 1460 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,880 he was going to do it. 1461 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,800 But he said, hey, you know, I was invited. 1462 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,440 I could go to college in a different state with some of my friends that are going to 1463 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,440 go there. 1464 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:13,000 And I was like, well, if you want to move, that's one thing I would recommend that you 1465 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,400 stay here and finish your college and focus on school, because that's the prime directive 1466 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,400 right now. 1467 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,240 You know, I don't think you're you know, but at the end of the day, it's his life. 1468 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,240 He can do whatever the fuck he wants. 1469 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,240 He's an adult now. 1470 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,240 Yeah, yeah. 1471 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,360 You can do whatever he wants. 1472 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,120 But and that's kind of what I'm getting at. 1473 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,120 I'm kind of selfish about this because, you know, you know, some of the kids, your kids 1474 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,320 get an opportunity to leave state, they go to college. 1475 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:38,600 You know, I might move all back in, you know, and Preston, he's still in college. 1476 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,980 It's just like, I want to move out, but I don't. 1477 00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:45,280 More and more I want to now, you know, once they move out, it's glorious. 1478 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:50,280 You're like, this is nice because when they come back, it's an adjustment back. 1479 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,280 Right. 1480 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,280 You get used to being by yourself. 1481 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,280 It's like, this is great. 1482 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,280 Right. 1483 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,280 And then the next thing you know, they're back. 1484 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,280 It's different. 1485 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,120 You can unload the dishwasher naked. 1486 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,120 You can. 1487 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,700 And you can load the dishwasher naked. 1488 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,700 You can. 1489 00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:03,200 And you can heat up your food in the microwave. 1490 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:08,120 I don't like to think about my bourbon glasses being washed by Jeff naked. 1491 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,040 It's usually Julie. 1492 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,040 I don't even. 1493 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,040 That's unacceptable. 1494 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:17,240 Naked adults touching our glasses, I think is what we're struggling with. 1495 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:21,040 I don't cram my junk down into the Glencairn. 1496 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,040 That's not even what we said. 1497 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,040 That's what I was hinting at. 1498 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,040 Now you just made it worse. 1499 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,040 Yeah, you did. 1500 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,040 Just imagine it all down in there, just kind of all smashed in there. 1501 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,040 You cram your junk down into the Glencairn. 1502 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,040 How could you get your nuts? 1503 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,040 That's just like putting it in a cock ring. 1504 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,040 You have to really work it. 1505 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,040 Yeah, you have to kind of work at the sides. 1506 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,040 You work it. 1507 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:41,040 Yeah, but what if you broke the Glencairn glass and now you've got a ball of stuff. 1508 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,040 I'm just trying to understand this. 1509 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,280 You're standing in the kitchen working your junk into the Glencairn. 1510 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,280 How long does that take? 1511 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,280 Oh, let's move on. 1512 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,280 Yeah, let's move on. 1513 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,280 I'm not going to have a nice list. 1514 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,440 So the kids are, you know, we're not, I'm not an empty nester. 1515 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,080 You're an empty nester and I'm super happy. 1516 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,960 And I can't, I'd love to be an empty nester, but it comes with a lot of different things. 1517 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:07,040 I mean, like, meaning that I travel and Tara, yeah, some dudes, I guess may have wives out 1518 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,040 there that have a gorophobia. 1519 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,040 I don't know. 1520 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,040 Maybe they do. 1521 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,040 Maybe they don't. 1522 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:15,200 But it's kind of a benefit that there's someone at the house to. 1523 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,200 Right. 1524 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,560 Meaning you're able to go places because she's not alone. 1525 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,560 Correct. 1526 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,880 She has a sister right across the street. 1527 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,880 That's true. 1528 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,960 Oh gosh, that's very true. 1529 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:26,960 Yeah. 1530 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,480 But there's just, you know, my job requires me to travel. 1531 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,880 Yeah, but that's what you don't want your kids with you the rest of your life because. 1532 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,880 I do not. 1533 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,560 I want them to be successful and happy and they're not going to be successful and happy 1534 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,560 living in the house. 1535 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,560 They really are because they want their individualism. 1536 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,000 You know, I mean that poor Emily, she's going through that right now. 1537 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,600 She's absolutely fucking miserable being at the house, living in there. 1538 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,600 Yeah. 1539 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,920 Usually that takes care of itself like that. 1540 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:50,920 Well, she's like that. 1541 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,920 She's working on it. 1542 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,280 They become, they become grown ass adults and they want their space and they want their 1543 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,280 own. 1544 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,600 They want to run their house the way they want to. 1545 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,600 Correct. 1546 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,880 They want to be taken care of or there's something and it takes care of itself. 1547 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,840 But sometimes it doesn't. 1548 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,680 And they're like totally fine being taken care of and not having responsibilities or 1549 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,680 whatever. 1550 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,680 Right. 1551 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,900 And I'm not saying that's your kids, but I mean that's, that's, that's the, that's the 1552 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:13,680 story that, that, I don't know. 1553 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,360 They live in there, but I don't mind the space. 1554 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,880 As long as they get waited on, if they participated in some of the, the, the chores, if they took 1555 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,520 care of shit, you know, it's just like I spent X amount of dollars a month having my yard 1556 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,520 done. 1557 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:33,800 You know, I mean, it's, I mean, for what I spend a month, I could buy a lawnmower and 1558 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,400 a, a weed eater and do it all myself. 1559 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,400 Right. 1560 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,400 You know, but firstly, I'm not doing that. 1561 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,000 I'm not fucking going out there and cut my grass. 1562 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,080 I can't stand the heat, let alone out there doing shit and then fuck all that. 1563 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,080 That's crazy. 1564 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,600 He'd be out there in his little crocs and black knee socks and shorts. 1565 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,960 Well that's part of the problem. 1566 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,520 You're overheating because of those socks. 1567 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,600 No, I wouldn't be doing it period. 1568 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,880 So that's just all there is. 1569 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,760 In fact, that's why I want to cultivate my backyard. 1570 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:05,920 You know, again, when the kids move out, you know, the dogs are going to disappear. 1571 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,800 Ginger's on her tail and out. 1572 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,800 Norrie's not mine. 1573 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,440 Ginger may last another 20 years. 1574 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:12,440 Probably with my luck. 1575 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,680 The cat's gone now. 1576 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,160 Ginger's on the fence. 1577 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,400 Bronco belongs to Preston. 1578 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,000 So when Preston comes back, he may go with him on a night. 1579 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,600 I don't know yet. 1580 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,600 But Norrie's gone. 1581 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,880 So my point driving at is that I won't have to worry about the backyard. 1582 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:31,160 You know, I'm hoping to actually extend my house out a little bit. 1583 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,120 Like the patio, I'm going to push out a little bit more. 1584 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,680 And I'll build a deck up top and I'm going to push that bedroom. 1585 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:41,560 I'm going to enclose the top and push it out a little bit more. 1586 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,080 So sounds like an ambitious project. 1587 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,080 It is. 1588 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,080 It's going to happen. 1589 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,520 It's basically, you know where the garage is at? 1590 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,520 Yeah. 1591 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:54,720 The garage is basically it's going to come straight into the it's going to be one rectangle. 1592 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,720 Right now it's L shaped. 1593 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,720 Backyard though. 1594 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,720 I don't care. 1595 00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,720 All right. 1596 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,720 I don't care. 1597 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,520 I mean, are you going to get contractors for that? 1598 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,240 Are you going to try to do it yourself or? 1599 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,440 I'm going to get subcontractors to do it. 1600 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,440 OK. 1601 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,440 Yeah. 1602 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,960 So I'll have someone go out there and pour the concrete and I'll have someone go out 1603 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:19,920 there and do some framing and build the roof up a little bit and extend it out. 1604 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,200 And once that's done, then I can kind of slow it down a little bit. 1605 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,200 But I'm not going to. 1606 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,280 I'm going balls to the wall once it goes on. 1607 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,280 So nice. 1608 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:32,800 I have a friend who flips houses and I always I asked him like, what do you what do you 1609 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:38,840 do to make it more marketable or do you only buy houses that are marketable like as is? 1610 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,360 He's like, oh, no, no, no. 1611 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,160 I mean, he he'll they'll size it up and they'll go in. 1612 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,160 He's another bedroom. 1613 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,160 Right. 1614 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,120 Like like no big deal. 1615 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,000 They buy it for you know, they get a good deal on it and then they look at the house 1616 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,480 and they're like, it needs another. 1617 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:56,600 You know, if they had one more bath and one more bedroom, it would it would it would hit 1618 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,760 the sweet spot in terms of being able to turn quickly. 1619 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,760 Right. 1620 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,280 And they and they have these crews that they know. 1621 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,280 Right. 1622 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,720 And they come in and bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. 1623 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:05,720 And they do it. 1624 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,400 And you know, it might take a couple of months. 1625 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:12,360 And then they, you know, put it right back on the market and bam, they make 100 grand. 1626 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,360 Yeah. 1627 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,360 I mean, what the fuck? 1628 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,040 It takes money to make money, though, man. 1629 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,040 I get it. 1630 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,000 But you take loans out. 1631 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,000 That's what people do. 1632 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,920 There's a there's a system to take loans. 1633 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,480 There's a system where you to take a loan out. 1634 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:31,440 But the thing is, is that you you do I don't know all the magic to it, but there's a window 1635 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,440 of opportunity. 1636 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,360 So you have like 90 days or 100. 1637 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,960 So you have like 90 days and you don't have to move any money, technically. 1638 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,960 That's right. 1639 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,100 So if you basically never use your money. 1640 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:46,400 So yeah, so you banks money, you basically you get the hypothetical loan and then you 1641 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,220 do all the work and there's a there's a clock ticking. 1642 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:50,720 So you want to get everything done. 1643 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,240 I've already got a master plan if I want to start flipping houses. 1644 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,200 And I'll tell the secrets to those people out there right now. 1645 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,760 The dudes like us listeners, if you want to make profitable money flipping houses, you 1646 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,920 got to expand the square footage of the house. 1647 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:02,920 Period. 1648 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,800 You know, if you've got a well, depending on like there's a lot of homes out there that 1649 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,640 are like 1800 square feet. 1650 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,880 You're talking about the homes that I'm talking about picking a home, picking up, picking 1651 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,640 a house in a community. 1652 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:18,640 And you got to cherry pick. 1653 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,600 You got to look for the correct floor plan because the community yields a certain price 1654 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,720 per square footage. 1655 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,720 Right. 1656 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,120 So what you want to do is you want to increase the square footage of that house. 1657 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,920 You purchase the pass at this cost per square footage. 1658 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,040 You increase the square footage by 20 percent. 1659 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:37,920 So what that usually means is you buy like an L shaped house and then you make it a rectangle. 1660 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,820 And that new rectangle is now the master bedroom. 1661 01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:41,820 This is a template. 1662 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:42,820 Right. 1663 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:43,820 This is a standardized template. 1664 01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,820 No, I hear you. 1665 01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:48,480 And because most of the houses that were built in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever, they 1666 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,960 don't have a huge fantastical master bedroom. 1667 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,960 Right. 1668 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,200 They got a room and sometimes a bathroom. 1669 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:59,640 So what you do is you make a huge ass, bad ass master bath bedroom with a master bathroom 1670 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,680 and a large walk in closet and a sitting room. 1671 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,680 Whatever. 1672 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:10,520 Just but that, you know, with you, with the windows in the front, we call those not faulted, 1673 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,520 those bay windows, the windows downstairs. 1674 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,840 Well, I mean, you got to think. 1675 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,160 I'm talking about square footage. 1676 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,560 I'm talking about adding square footage to the house. 1677 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:22,360 You add a bathroom, you add a master bedroom, and that's basically it. 1678 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,360 Right. 1679 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,360 There is a formula. 1680 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,360 That's it. 1681 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,400 Yeah, there's but you don't want to add all the bay windows because the concept is I mean, 1682 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,240 if it's conducive, it is and if you got to replace the windows anyways, yeah, sure. 1683 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,840 No, it's really just add a room and a bathroom. 1684 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,680 Yeah, you just add you just add that because that's going to sell all by itself. 1685 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:42,680 Now you've increased the value of that house by 20 percent because you've added 20 percent 1686 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,200 of the square footage and then you upgrade everything. 1687 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,960 Now mind you, when I say upgrade, you're replacing like receptacles. 1688 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,520 You're taking surface mount fixtures and putting recessed can lights. 1689 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,520 Right. 1690 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,640 And that's that's really little things like that. 1691 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,320 Little things that take like they're nothing to do. 1692 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,320 Couple grand. 1693 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,320 Oh, yeah. 1694 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,320 You know, whatever. 1695 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,680 Sometimes you got to run some new wire up there, but it's really, really, really easy, 1696 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,360 especially for someone that knows what they're doing. 1697 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,360 Exactly. 1698 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,360 Well, that's the thing. 1699 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:14,920 You build these partnerships with with teams, subcontracting teams, and they just that's 1700 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,920 their thing. 1701 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:16,920 And they knock this shit out. 1702 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,360 And, you know, it's interesting because, you know, whenever people are selling their houses, 1703 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:24,520 they say, you know, don't, you know, don't invest too much into it. 1704 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,520 You're not going to get that out. 1705 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,520 You know what I mean? 1706 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,520 Right. 1707 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,920 But that's in the context of people selling their own house. 1708 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:35,120 Like don't don't go through all the work to do that because you're not going to get it 1709 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,120 back. 1710 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,880 But then again, when you when you hear the stories, what you just told in the stories 1711 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:46,920 about people flipping houses and they're spending 50 grand or 20 grand and they're turning around 1712 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,520 and selling it for one hundred and forty thousand dollars more than what they bought it for. 1713 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,520 No. 1714 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:53,520 Well, I mean, fucking no brainer. 1715 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,760 Yeah, that is a no brainer. 1716 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,640 But there's one of the biggest mistakes that they make is going in blind. 1717 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,560 First of all, thinking like you're a weekend warrior. 1718 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:06,360 You can knock it out because, oh, no, it's you have to have six months. 1719 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,720 You have to know what you're doing. 1720 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,400 There's there's code compliance. 1721 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,400 You got it. 1722 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:15,260 You got to dig in deep to the where you're at, you know, because if you do something 1723 01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:19,660 to the house, you mean like, like screw it up. 1724 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:24,740 If you do something, if you upgrade a section of the house, code compliance may go in there 1725 01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:26,720 and be like, hey, good job. 1726 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,160 Not do the rest of it. 1727 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,160 Right. 1728 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,160 Yeah. 1729 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,120 You just you just changed the back windows of that area. 1730 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,560 You just added to double paint glasses insulated. 1731 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:41,120 But aren't you aren't you expecting your your your your subcontracting team to know that 1732 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,520 kind of stuff and your and your what do you call it? 1733 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,520 The general contractor. 1734 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,520 Yes. 1735 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,360 And no, no, no, that's the problem. 1736 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,800 You're not supposed to have a general contractor to make money. 1737 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,800 You need to be the general contractor. 1738 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,800 That's right. 1739 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,440 Because if you're paying a general contractor, you're automatically losing a lot of money, 1740 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,080 losing there's your 20 percent right there. 1741 01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,080 Boom, gone. 1742 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080 Overhead profit. 1743 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,360 Now, that's a good point. 1744 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:05,200 So you want to be your own general contractor and just subcontract everything. 1745 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,080 But you still got to have you got to have the people out there to do it. 1746 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,520 But you got to know what you want. 1747 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,160 So when you're going out there and shopping for different houses, you got to do your research. 1748 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,200 And that's you got to know what type of house to get. 1749 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,600 And you got to walk in there and you got to say, well, if I look at a plug and I noticed 1750 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,520 that that plug doesn't have a ground and it just has the two prongs. 1751 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,600 Yeah, I'm not buying that house. 1752 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:33,280 So you need to pull up all of your construction experience and the superior intellect that 1753 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,680 Jeff and I have. 1754 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,680 Correct. 1755 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:36,680 Why have we not? 1756 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:43,480 Why have we not just done one just one flip house to see how it goes? 1757 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,760 Risk risk adverse. 1758 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,760 Yeah. 1759 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,640 Well, yeah, doesn't flip. 1760 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:49,640 What happens? 1761 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:50,640 Okay. 1762 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,760 Well, we get we get gunned down by it. 1763 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,760 I think it's risk. 1764 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,800 There's people out there who are willing to roll the dice and risk it. 1765 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,440 What's the what's the worst case scenario? 1766 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,840 Well, you buy a house for two hundred thousand dollars. 1767 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,840 Okay. 1768 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,240 We're on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars plus whatever body we have. 1769 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,360 So until it sells. 1770 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:14,040 So what about what about I mean, what are the odds that you can't sell it for exactly 1771 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:18,680 what you bought it for and just not make a penny and be like, fuck, we spent a lot of 1772 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,560 time on this and blah, blah, blah. 1773 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,560 So that's where. 1774 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,560 And so we invested. 1775 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,720 OK, well, that's a we invested 10 or 15 thousand dollars in it, but we didn't make any. 1776 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,920 Well, that's where you do your your math up front. 1777 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,360 You do the research up front. 1778 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,440 So you you find out what the what that what the it's like like this community we live 1779 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,440 in now. 1780 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,160 The houses go for X amount of dollars. 1781 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,160 Right. 1782 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,160 Or they're within a range. 1783 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,160 Sure. 1784 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,880 So you make sure that you buy your house at the low end of that range. 1785 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:44,880 Period. 1786 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,600 And if you can't buy that house at the price that you want to do it, leave it alone. 1787 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,520 Now is not a good time to be flipping houses. 1788 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:55,840 I'm thinking, no, no, with the rates, not not here, not around here, but there's always 1789 01:06:55,840 --> 01:07:02,360 areas in the metroplex and around the country or whatever where it is. 1790 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:07,840 Look, I think you have to hit a niche to where it's an affordable house for especially like 1791 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,840 the young folks. 1792 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,840 Right. 1793 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:14,920 You don't want to get into like six, seven, eight hundred thousand dollar homes right 1794 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,920 now. 1795 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,800 You need to look at the hundred and fifty to two hundred thousand dollars homes. 1796 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:19,800 OK. 1797 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,080 What they consider starter homes at this point. 1798 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,080 OK. 1799 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,360 So you buy it for one twenty. 1800 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,480 You put thirty five thousand into it to make it, you know, something. 1801 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,480 And then you sell it for two ten. 1802 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,480 Boom. 1803 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,480 I'm not a mathlete. 1804 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,480 I didn't I didn't. 1805 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:38,480 I'm not a mathlete, but you just made 40 grand. 1806 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:39,760 You say thirty five grand. 1807 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,960 Well, he did. 1808 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,960 That seems to be fair. 1809 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:43,960 I think it's a little high. 1810 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,440 So you buy it for one twenty, you put thirty five into it. 1811 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,000 What is that one fifty five? 1812 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 You sell it for two ten. 1813 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 Bam. 1814 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:56,920 I mean, that just bought us upgraded mics, a new soundboard that bought us like you're 1815 01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,120 not going to like us t shirts. 1816 01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,560 I'm not going to argue with you. 1817 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,560 If we had an opportunity, I would absolutely do it. 1818 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,560 I mean, I love doing construction. 1819 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:10,600 I the only reason I got out of construction was because the wife was pressuring me to 1820 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:14,200 get something stable that I was going to paycheck. 1821 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,200 I hear you. 1822 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,400 You know, and that that's just it. 1823 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:21,400 When you are living a contractor's lifestyle like that, you know, it's gig to gig. 1824 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,400 It is gig to gig. 1825 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:26,360 But if you're if you're I mean, it's hard work. 1826 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:27,840 Let's not forget that. 1827 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,600 It's hard work. 1828 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,120 Back then you were carrying like what? 1829 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,080 Four thousand pounds of cheap wall. 1830 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,040 What does it it's nonstop. 1831 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,840 It's just a board drywall. 1832 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,840 It's nonstop. 1833 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:43,240 It's it's as you you develop a core strength. 1834 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:44,880 I mean, back then, oh, my gosh. 1835 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,880 Oh, man. 1836 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:46,880 I was I was super strong. 1837 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:47,880 It's like, man. 1838 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,160 I mean, I was so strong. 1839 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,640 I kind of shocked myself on some of the shit I could do. 1840 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,640 Yeah. 1841 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:56,880 You know, it's like people would like we went to a family function. 1842 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:57,880 Excuse me. 1843 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,560 And they were all arm wrestling. 1844 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,760 And I refused arm wrestle because you like tear somebody's arm off because I know I'd 1845 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,880 embarrass the shit out of them. 1846 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:06,880 Even now. 1847 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:07,880 Oh, no. 1848 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,880 I thought that ship is sailed. 1849 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,600 I was helping you with your beer. 1850 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,600 Oh, yeah. 1851 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:12,600 I couldn't even pick it. 1852 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,600 He dropped just stapling. 1853 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:14,600 Yeah. 1854 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:15,600 He was like, oh, God, it's so cold. 1855 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:16,600 I would love this. 1856 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:17,600 I was like, let me help you. 1857 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,600 I was like, Paul, I can't even. 1858 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:19,600 I can't lift it. 1859 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:20,600 I can't lift it to my left. 1860 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,600 I can't even pick my penis up to go to the bathroom. 1861 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,600 Oh, really, really. 1862 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,920 But and I did not help you with that. 1863 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,920 I can promise you. 1864 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:27,920 Oh, yeah. 1865 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:34,440 Well, anyways, but the point is, is that let's say we were to change gears and like 1866 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,320 totally drop our jobs and go do this. 1867 01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:37,320 Let's do it. 1868 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:38,320 I would do it. 1869 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,320 You wouldn't. 1870 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:44,600 You have a good job right now and you're on a good trajectory. 1871 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:54,280 You know, I should say today it's about being happy and I was sincerely happy doing construction 1872 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:59,400 because I know tons about it and I'm good at it. 1873 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,040 And you can still do it on the side, you know, but no, there's I can't do the current job 1874 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,280 that I know and do that on the side. 1875 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,280 Consuming. 1876 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,280 There's there's a lot. 1877 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,640 This job requires a lot of bandwidth for me. 1878 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:15,520 But you know, I would I would love to be able to let's say if I were to get fired or let 1879 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:19,520 go or economy were changed, whatever. 1880 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,520 And I wasn't working there. 1881 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,520 Yes, I would absolutely. 1882 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:25,020 I mean, that's the first thing I do because I'm you can go to and that's beautiful for 1883 01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:27,440 you because you can slide right back into that. 1884 01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:30,560 And construction is always there. 1885 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,000 Residential and commercial. 1886 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,800 That stuff's always there. 1887 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,040 And not like not like not like my job or your and your job. 1888 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,040 And construction is construction. 1889 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,040 We're an IT, right? 1890 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,440 I mean, it's just it's just not like that. 1891 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,440 I don't know. 1892 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:51,200 I mean, it's tough for for some folks out there, you know, not having a or I should 1893 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:57,640 say like this to have a job that's unaffected by recession. 1894 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,840 That's recession proof is is so I call it. 1895 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,840 I call it two things. 1896 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,200 There are some out there if you can. 1897 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,200 There are. 1898 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,200 I call it two things. 1899 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,280 There's recession, recession resistant zookeeper, right? 1900 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,840 Zookeeper is recession proof. 1901 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,560 Yeah, 100 percent. 1902 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:20,240 I call it recession resistant and recession proof to two categories that, you know, one 1903 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:24,240 recession resistant is everybody needs it, you know, but they are. 1904 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:28,040 They could probably scale back a little bit, maybe not totally. 1905 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,680 Recession proof is got to have it to run a business. 1906 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,680 Sorry. 1907 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:35,080 I think like nurses and stuff, I think a recession proof. 1908 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:36,080 You would think so. 1909 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,080 I would hope. 1910 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:40,040 But people just choose not to be sick in a recession, don't they? 1911 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,040 Yeah, they just die. 1912 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,040 Someone's always going to be sick. 1913 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,040 Oh, yeah. 1914 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,040 Good point. 1915 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,960 Well, fun topics, man. 1916 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,960 This bourbon. 1917 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,320 Plus, we did a little sample of Dalton before we even started the podcast. 1918 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,320 That was a bonus. 1919 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,320 Bill Dalton. 1920 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,320 Yes. 1921 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,320 All right. 1922 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,320 It's September 12th. 1923 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,720 It's the first half of our podcast tonight. 1924 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,680 Fun filled stuff coming on the second half. 1925 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,920 Oh, my God. 1926 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,400 We're overflowing with topics. 1927 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,400 I'm gyrating. 1928 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,400 I'm gyrating. 1929 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,400 He's got a boner. 1930 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,400 Can you show me? 1931 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,280 Can you show me the list of topics? 1932 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,040 It's out of the piece of paper over there in the green room. 1933 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,040 Oh, fantastic. 1934 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,040 I can't wait to see it. 1935 01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,040 Thank you, Mr. Austin. 1936 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,040 We'll see you in the second half, guys. 1937 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,040 We're going to take a break. 1938 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,040 Dudes like us. 1939 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,040 I'm Sean. 1940 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,040 I'm Paul. 1941 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:40,480 That's where we are.