Second edition.
This is part two for the night, but this is our, we're well season.
This well season.
And here's the extra treat.
This is the musical version of dudes like us podcast.
We're not going to do a haiku.
Nope.
Well, we can do a haiku.
I don't even know what that means.
What's a haiku?
I have no idea what that even means.
We're going to get high as koo.
Hikers is a, it's a poem.
It's an Asian poem.
Japanese?
Japanese, I believe.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
It has to do with, it has three lines.
It's got five syllables on the first line.
I think seven on the second and then five syllables on the, on the third one.
So how'd I go from dudes like us musical version to haiku?
I'm guessing though.
I could be wrong.
All right, well I'm going to spare our listener and we're not going to sing for the remainder
of this podcast.
So there's no more than 17 syllables.
I think.
Oh, well great.
There.
The light of a candle by Yoseb Dusan.
The light of a candle is transferred to another candle.
Jesus Christ.
Spring Twilight.
We're not doing this.
No, no, no.
I'm, I'm, I'm far too intoxicated.
I want another one.
We got to stop now.
Give me one more.
I'm going to stop.
Stop it.
A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl.
So what?
That is not a haiku.
That's fucking stupid is what that is.
That's haiku ambulance.
By Richard Brautigan.
That's ambulance.
No further than Richard Brautigan's cheeky haiku.
All right.
We got our producer here.
We got to pull this together.
Mr. Austin, thank you.
It's September 5th, second half.
Obviously you could tell dudes like us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
And we're talking about haikus.
Yeah, we got to pull this together.
We got the wheels are jiggling at this point.
All right.
This one doesn't make sense to me, maybe because I'm just a plebe.
A World of Dew by Kubiashi Issa.
This world of dew is a world of dew.
And yet and yet.
Explain Paul.
I can't.
Explain.
I will.
So sometimes in your heart and in your gut.
Yeah, but that's wrong.
You feel the world.
That's not a haiku.
What?
We're looking at a list of haikus.
Yes.
Yeah, but a haiku is very specific.
It's three syllables.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Well, how are you?
The third master.
Five syllables, seven syllables and five syllables.
Okay.
And yet and yet is only four syllables.
So this is from Sean, then it says the third master of Japanese haiku, Kubiashi Issa wrote
this.
He's a third master.
Yeah, he's a third master.
So what is he like?
Does he have like and yet and yet?
Maybe maybe maybe he has some syllables in there.
He's breaking the rules.
First of all, haiku is H-A-I-K-U.
Correct.
H-A-I-K-U.
It's Japanese and it's I don't want to say it's stupid, but it's weird to me.
I don't think a haiku necessarily has to follow the five seven five.
It does say five.
It says five.
It says three lines of five, seven and five syllables respectively.
It says eagle eyed readers would notice that the syllable count doesn't fall into the five
seven five pattern.
Then the lines are more off balance too.
So what?
Appropriately, this poem suggests that nothing means anything at all in a pepper's exile
from a salad bowl in the rules of a poem and or even dare we say.
So what I'm gathering is a haiku could be anything that you want it to be.
I am sorry I even brought this up.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You want to do the whole podcast.
I want to know.
You want to know.
I want it to be a music.
Oh, well, we're going to I thought we were going to sing the Italian bourbon song.
Italian bourbon song.
Yeah.
The song too early.
The bourbon.
What is the is it too early?
What is that bourbon?
We have a Mariano.
We got Luca Mariano.
Luca Mariano.
You sounded like that chick from Finding Nemo trying to personate a whale.
It's a good thing I speak whale.
All right.
Wheels off.
Yes.
Well, let's get into the bourbon.
Yeah.
No, no.
Let's not do that.
And let's jump straight to the top 10 that we can never get to.
Well, you talk about the chick flicks.
Chick flicks.
I don't know.
Paul's into chick flicks.
The 15 best chick flicks of all time.
Time out.
Before we jump into this, when was the last time you went to a movie and watch a chick
flick with your with your with your girl?
I have.
It's been a while.
Have there been any good ones out recently?
I don't think so.
I thought Ryan Reynolds won in Sandra Bullock, the proposal.
I didn't see that the theater.
Yeah.
When was the last time you went to a movie theater with your spouse?
Oh, I went when we first met our first date, we went to a cage bird cage with Rob Williams.
Great movie.
Was that a chick flick?
It's cheesy enough.
It was a very folks.
It's too gay.
It was brokeback mountain chick flick.
Really soured that moment.
Bird cage is absolutely a fantastic.
All right.
So we haven't gotten to fix lately.
All right.
Here we go.
15 chick best chick flicks of all time.
Let's start at 50.
According to who?
People who know the Cinemaholic.
All right.
The lucky one.
I've never heard of that.
Yeah.
OK.
Already, this list is very, very questionable.
Safe Haven.
I've seen that.
Don't know that one either.
I've seen Nicholas Sparks.
It's not bad.
My wife makes fun of that Nicholas Sparks because someone always dies at the end of
a Nicholas Sparks movie.
Book.
No, I guarantee one of those two dies.
Probably both of them.
Clueless is a chick flick.
This is the worst list ever.
He's just not that into you.
Number 12.
I don't know that one.
This is based off a retro sexual 90s.
It's got to be.
This is horrible.
Hold on.
Scroll back up for a second.
Who's the girl?
I want to do that one.
I've seen all these movies about of all time.
Read more.
We're making a hard left here.
Yeah.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I did see that one in the theater with my wife.
Matthew McConaughey and who's the girl?
That's Goldie Hawn's daughter.
What's her name?
Kate Hudson.
Yes.
Wow.
I did see that one.
Did you guys just catch me just throw that out right there?
That was impressive.
Related to the best Kate Hudson movies.
Yes.
All right.
Number 10.
27 dresses.
I saw this one as well.
I didn't see the theater though.
Was she trying to get married?
She picked out 27 dresses.
I think they're bridesmaids dresses.
Who's the girl in that?
Oh, she's the one from.
Catherine Heigl.
Yes.
All right.
I will tell you I was not she's apparently a diva.
Correct.
Very difficult to work with.
But then I saw Firefly Lane.
That is.
What she made?
Total.
Have you guys known about Firefly Lane?
No.
It's good.
It's about these best friends that grew up together and they go through all these life
experiences together in a nutshell.
And it was good.
It was good.
So nude.
She's nude the entire show.
All right.
I watch it.
So yeah, I liked it.
It's not a bad show.
It's not a bad show at all.
I think she's juggie.
She's juggie, I guess.
All right.
Go back.
Anyway, my point is I don't I'm I'm I'm cool with her.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Number nine.
I did see this one as well.
How is that a chick flick?
I don't know.
That's more of a.
I saw that in the theater.
OK, Julia Roberts is America's sweetheart.
I saw that the theater with my wife.
OK, and he's he's a stud.
Although you he had that weird grant.
He had that weird prostitute moment.
He he did hook up.
Was it a chick or a dude?
Dude, prostitute.
He got caught getting a.
Richard Gere.
He got caught getting a BJ.
The Hummer.
From who?
Some dude.
Well, it's not a dude.
I thought it was a prostitute dude.
Are you serious?
No, I don't know.
The prostitute.
No, I thought it was a that's a gigolo.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was a prostitute dude.
So a dude was throwing out all sorts of slanderous shit here with zero zero credibility.
I was following your lead.
God, you're making the rest of us sound like we have no credibility, which we do.
But who are you talking about?
You talking about here talking about oh, you grant you grant.
He was the bad guy in the Dungeons and Dragons that that ruined his marriage, by the way.
She's hot.
By the way, she's hot.
Well, I mean, my marriage, too, if I got my dick sucked by some dude.
She's still she's still very attractive.
She is posting things that make your jaw drop.
She's like a little 60, isn't she?
Yes.
Is jaw code for something?
No, just your jaw drop.
Oh, she's like, like she's smoking hot.
Yes, she is.
OK, but we don't have to.
OK, you know, Julia Roberts.
No fair to remember.
I did not see this.
This is Rock Hudson in it.
Rock Hudson was gay.
Yes, he was.
Do you want to know something crazy about this movie?
My father loves that movie.
And I was like it was on one day and he was like all into it.
And I watched it with him and I was like, you know, it was just bizarre to me that that
would be he knew he knew it word for word.
He was like recited it and acted it out.
No, no, he wasn't.
It was just seemed so odd that it was a movie that he would be so into.
I don't know.
Well, he probably saw it at the right time in his life.
I guess so.
With his wife.
Very impressionable.
Intoxicated and wanted to have an affair with another woman.
1957.
What are you talking about?
Was he married to your wife in 57 or to your mom in 57?
When did they get married?
No, not yet.
So he probably had some girl, some teenage girl.
So he was probably born in 41.
He was born in 40, 41, 42.
Right.
Mrs. Jones.
No, my father was born in 45.
Oh, so he was no 40.
I'm sorry.
So he was 17 when this came out.
Correct.
So he had a connection.
He had some girl that and he probably watched it in the movie theater, like you said, probably.
OK, well, there you go.
Popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom.
There you go.
Dad was doing that.
All right.
Number six, not an actor.
I'm a big fan of.
He's an idiot.
I can't stand him.
Mark Ruffalo.
I can't stand him.
I don't enjoy him either.
He's a I don't enjoy his character Hulk either in the Marvel.
Well, he's a huge SJW.
And I hate I hate that I let that influence how I enjoy a movie, like because of his political
stances.
But he's so obnoxious.
He is that it's hard to overlook it.
I've never heard of this movie.
I've never heard of it.
It's called Begin Again.
Number six.
This is the worst list ever.
Number five, Love and Other Drugs.
And if we're at number five and I've never heard of it, I've never heard of this one.
This is the worst list ever.
This is one of the broke back guys.
And who's the girl?
Scroll down a little.
I have no idea who that girl is.
Liz Lynn Hathaway and Hathaway.
Is that are you sure that's in Hathaway?
Yes.
Well, she's she's a cutie.
Yeah, we need to find new list.
Let's finish this.
We're top three.
Yeah, I will finish it because but it's still horrible.
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah.
All right.
So down to number four.
Love Actually.
I've heard of that one, I think.
I've heard of it.
Never seen it.
I don't think I've seen it either.
That's the guy that said Walking Dead.
So he I've never seen that.
All these people turned to zombies.
You haven't seen Walking Dead.
Pretty Woman is number three.
Is that a chick flick?
I like it.
No, I like it.
All right.
This.
Yes, I agree with this.
Greatest chick flicks of all time.
Yeah, I saw this one with my wife.
Yes, I would.
What about?
Well, hold on.
We haven't gotten to number two yet.
Yeah, there could be two more.
Oh, there is.
I've said that breakfast at Tiffany's.
Did you really?
I've never seen it.
They don't play that in that movie.
They're from Denton, by the way.
Great song, by the way.
And here we go.
Never heard of it.
We've never heard of it.
Before Sunrise.
We've literally never heard of number one.
Which is Ethan Hawke.
That's just.
Is that Ethan Hawke?
You have Miss Cagini Allity.
That's ridiculous.
You've got The Princess Diaries.
You got The Double Whirrs Prada.
Pretty Woman.
Pitch Perfect.
One Hairy Med Sally.
Sixteen Candles.
Sweet Home All About.
John Tucker Must Die.
Bridget Jones Diaries.
She's the man.
There's so many chick flicks.
What the fuck?
The Whirls were on the damn list.
Where's the notebook?
The notebook?
Yeah, that's a huge chick flick.
Are you kidding me?
That's not on that list?
Sixty eight best chick flick movies of all time, according to Marie Claire.
OK, fuck Marie Claire.
Well, was that what we just watched?
Because Marie Claire has no idea what a chick flick is.
No, that's Cinemaholics.
Oh, OK.
God, that made me kind of.
Awkward.
A Walk to Remember.
Great movie.
Number one.
Great movie.
It's a really good movie.
Have you seen it?
No.
It's actually outstanding.
And.
Oh, Dirty Dancing.
Oh, wait a.
That's another one.
I'd rate that near the top.
Oh, wait a second.
I'm confused.
A Walk to Remember.
I thought it was a Walk in the Clouds.
That's a totally different movie.
Yes.
So I agree.
Dirty Dancing.
There's the notebook.
While you were sleeping, I saw that one too.
Hold on.
Roll up to the notebook thing.
Titanic.
I've never seen the notebook.
Where's Titanic?
Oh, what?
I've never seen it.
That's fantastic.
That's got Rockford files in it.
Oh, you'll laugh.
You'll cry.
I mean.
It's a Nicholas Sparks.
So prepare if someone dies at the end.
Who?
Well, both of them.
James Garner and Rockford files.
Hold on.
In the notebook?
In the notebook, yes.
That's Ryan Gosling.
No.
It's this lady who is on her deathbed in a nursing home.
And her husband is Rockford, Jim Rockford.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And they flash back reading this notebook to their youth when they meet.
Yes.
So the movie is when they were young.
Yes.
Which is Ryan Gosling.
Well, Ryan Gosling is Jim Rockford, young.
And the girl is.
Rachel McAdams.
Is the older lady when she was younger.
Yes.
So the movie is when they were younger.
And they're living their memories.
Oh, so you're saying the older actress is the one that you did the joke.
The joke is that everybody dies in the end.
What are you saying?
Yeah, she dies and then he dies right after her.
Correct.
Laying in bed together.
But the story is whatever movie she's in, somebody dies.
No.
Nicholas Sparks, the guy who writes these books.
Gotcha.
These are all based off of books by Nicholas Sparks.
I missed that part.
My bad.
OK.
Yeah.
Every single one of his movies.
I didn't know who Nicholas Sparks was.
My wife was like, I'm not watching it.
She's like every movie of his.
Everyone dies.
It's a great movie.
She hasn't seen it.
Oh, no, she has.
She gets pissed off about it.
Oh, the way it ends.
Yeah, they die.
They do.
I guess.
But they're both happy.
At the very end, you're like, OK, I'm 90.
I want to die like that.
Yeah, sure.
But I'll tell you another one that really got her is the Nicholas Cage one with Meg Ryan.
God, what was that called?
Let me think.
Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.
He was an angel who falls in love with this city of angels.
I've seen it.
And she was so pissed off about that.
How it ended?
Well, no, about halfway through, he falls in love, gives up his angels, his wings and
everything to become mortal again to live with her.
And then she gets killed by a car.
And she's just like, what the hell?
The rest of the movie is him basically walking the earth just what the hell?
As a robot?
Just being morose.
This is why we don't have video.
Right.
You look like an animatronic.
You had the fucking bad T-Rex.
She punched me in the arm.
She's like, what?
Why didn't you tell me?
I was like, I didn't know.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
Do you know how many times we'll finish a movie and Shelley hates the ending?
If it doesn't end, a love story doesn't end with them holding children or playing with
the children in the front yard.
She's devastated because she wants to see it played out.
Right.
She can't, she can't project.
You know what I'm talking about?
She's bad because the movie sucked.
Yeah.
She can't project.
And I was like, Shelley, they live happy ever after.
It's all good.
You can make it whatever you want to.
But no, she has to see it visually.
Right.
Speaking of visually, our producer, Mr. Austin, just put up there some animatronics.
What a creepy thing.
That's the way you did.
You just did that motion.
By the way, that is the grossest, stickiest place on the planet.
Do they still exist?
Are they still around?
I think so.
I used to climb up into the Chuck E. Cheese little playground area, the tubes that go
all over the place.
Those are like an infection waiting to happen.
I think it's a gain of function laboratory is what Chuck E. Cheese is.
Oh my God.
I remember going up into one of those and there was a diaper.
I'm telling you, you could develop all sorts of crazy biological weapons.
We stopped letting our kids play in those after a while.
After we started hearing some of the things.
It's so nasty.
Yeah.
And also those little pits where you have all the little balls.
The balls?
Oh, the balls.
Yeah, think about it.
Nasty.
All right.
Anyway.
We're on number five.
All right.
Yeah.
And then let's wrap this up.
All right.
Titanic.
So while you were six.
From one to ten.
We fucked that up.
While you were sleeping with, this one was Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher
and Peter Bullock.
Yes.
So this one was the Hopeless Romantic Chicago Transit Authority token collector that is
mistaken for the fiance of a coma patient.
So she sees this guy.
So Peter Gallagher.
He falls down on the third rail or something.
Yeah, Peter Gallagher gets into a coma and she somehow saw it and goes to the hospital.
She's trying to.
He would show up every day, get his ticket from her and she would fall fell in love with
him because he showed up every day at the same time.
You're right.
And then something happened to him and she went out there to rescue him.
And when the ambulance and when the ambulance showed up, she was like she was like, well,
they say, are you with her?
She's like, oh, yeah, I'm with him.
She just went to the hospital.
And the parents were like, hey, are you this person?
They were like, yeah.
She never said no, but.
Krockenhaus.
Yes.
Krockenhaus.
That's funny.
Oh, that's German.
That's one of the funniest.
Well, the ambulance is cracking something.
Krocken vehicle.
Krockenwagen.
That's what it was.
Yes.
What the hell?
Bill.
Bill Pullman is the president on Independence Day.
Yes, he is.
I just had to think about that.
And then Notting Hill.
We talked about that.
That was then titanic.
Titanic.
I was like, oh, my God, did they see would you see breasts?
They did.
Yeah.
Her boobs.
By the way, that is I know that is a major chick flick, but it is.
Absolutely outstanding movie.
It really, really is.
I saw it.
I saw it so many times.
It's so good.
But I've seen that movie more than once.
Oh, I saw it so many times.
And that part I don't know.
It's probably would it come out in 97.
It's probably been 20 years since I've seen it.
But yeah, I saw it a lot.
Did you hear the years?
What the I watched it once.
Did you hear what the not that I want to say scandal, but the big debate was.
That's what I should say.
What size cup she was?
No.
And when I watched it for the very first time and he's in the water and she's on the on
the on the door or whatever it is she's floating on like, did he get up on it?
I'm like, why don't you just get up there?
Because there was there was room.
There was room.
And so everybody everybody is an ongoing debate to where she even finally, like in the last
year or two, weighed in on it.
Right.
To where she said there wasn't enough room.
It had to be me or him.
Right.
And it's so hilarious that everybody's like, why did he crawl up there?
And then they could have been together forever like the retarded like like my wife when she
gets upset that it's not the perfect ending.
Right.
People are so wrapped up up in that.
It's great.
I also saw something where they were all bent out of shape because the old lady at the end,
the rose.
She dropped their frickin gem back in the water.
Did she see those toes look like something from fucking Yoda?
Yeah, that was there.
It was a creepy.
And what it was is, oh, so her final thoughts were some dude she screwed for three days
instead of her family she's lived with for 70 years.
I'm going to get this to the ocean.
Anyway.
All right.
What's next?
What cruel intentions.
Never heard of it.
I've heard of it.
Never seen it.
Two vicious step siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager to deflower the new
med masters daughter.
Before the start of the buffalo vampire, buffalo killer girl.
What do you call that?
The vampire.
Thank you.
Buffy.
That is her Greece.
Very nice.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
We're going the wrong direction.
We're going from one to 10.
So we've got to get off of this.
So I think we've we've we've we've exalt 50 shades of gray.
That's a chick flick.
Soft porn book.
I've never seen 50 shades of gray.
I haven't either.
I've seen it.
That's nice.
That's like we ought to get the like what's we ought to get the top 10 list of movies
we'll never see.
Not because they're not good.
It's because we're men and we're not going to see it like broke.
You see back mountain.
I'm never going to watch that.
Yeah.
I'm not going to watch.
Shades of gray.
I'm not going to watch that.
I'm not watching Steel Magnolias either.
Sorry.
Not doing fried green tomatoes.
Hold on.
This is Julian Roberts.
Dalibard was in there.
Oh, my God.
They don't know what of a job.
He's being serious truly.
Roberts had cancer.
This is already you know.
This wasn't a this wasn't a horrible disgusting girl movie.
It was about a woman who had cancer.
It was far better than.
So let.
apart young with Sean Connery know what's the girl contrary Sean Sean.
It's a girl.
Come back.
Paul.
Come back back.
Tom Hanks those aids yeah all right so he was still dying well not cancer okay
yeah what about the beaches will you ever watch beaches no hell no no
that's bett middler wings oh I don't know what songs about bett middler I saw the
soundtracks okay we are losing control oh it was a ten worst movies was that go
up ten worse okay okay this is the last time we're gonna do the best six senses
on that list what the ten worst movies of all time according to IMDB Collider
all right let's do it click on that one ten worse no not that one all right here
we go ten worst movies of all time okay that's a John Travolta I've never seen
that one by the way did you read the book that's a Scientology book one of
the best books no it's not a Scientology book that's by L Ron Hubbard but it's
not a Scientology book well it's all related no yeah absolutely one of the
best books I've ever read they funded it though whatever no that was before he
even wrote Dianetics and all of his Scientology the movie is movie no no the
book well maybe the book but the movie but I'm talking about L Ron Hubbard
anyway great book horrible movie great book number nine epic movie never saw
it never heard of it looks like something with the Charlie
Chocolate Factory yeah they're trying to it's a spoof of a spoof movie it is more
spoof films all right they should they you know what they should even saving
Christmas they shouldn't even include spoof films because they're meant to be
horrible that's the dude from growing pages right there
Cameron he's the one going around to local libraries and reading his
children's books and they are banning him why is this why the libraries will
not let him read his religious children's book like they'll drag in
there they will I meant to say that's that's got a hit that's that's the
argument he's been giving right no anyway but but he's been winning in
courts making the the libraries let him read his son of the mask in 2005 it's
like a Jim Carrey subsidiary movie I never knew Jamie I never heard of the
mask 2005 number seven Jamie candy never even heard of him okay all right let's
keep going this is yeah this is of the dead it needs to be movies that we've
all heard of that are horrible you know not movies that are obscure that are
horrible you know what I mean the hottie and the naughty 2008 that's I've heard of
that because there's stills in that yes the hottie and the naughty okay super
babies baby geniuses too yeah I've heard of that is that Barry Bostic birdemic
bird shock and terror 2000 it's like the birds without offer hit shock it's
terrible okay 1966 that that means it was probably serious back then whoa
disaster movie number one I thought those were jugs that's her stomach that
is her stomach he's pregnant those dogs
it's one really saggy boo she's pregnant with you guys okay yeah I've heard of
maybe two of those movies that was horrible bad list that list all right
let's move on all right so can we talk about the bourbon now we have bourbon
with what's understand Luca Mariano what are you talking about it's a tiny
bourbon the meat the bola I haven't made up a mind on this yet it's a first of
all guys it's a hundred twenty three and a half or something like that it's a
super beefy bourbon it's a single tasty notes a buttery caramel with toasted
vanilla nose followed by a lightly smoked oak rich vanilla and caramel
flavor with leathery mouth feel a lot of leather accompanied by tobacco spice
dark honey and sugared pecans the whole catcher's mitt yeah there's this is a
dusty a dusty old oh look this I'm gonna give it a little honest pull here so this
is the winner of the 2022 John something award scroll down a little bit mr.
producer you know what I'm gonna say the John barley corn awards that sounds
made up it does anyway go ahead do you remember when I told you earlier was it
what was the the bourbon that you didn't like but I said is you can't say it's
bland that was the one from that's the Rick house Rick house Rick house okay I'm
gonna I'm gonna go in the same camp on this one you can't say it's bland because
it's got a ton of flavor and I didn't really like the flavor you don't like
this one I don't I'm not against it I'm not sure yet to be honest I'm not
against it I just it's just different it's uh there's something different
about it well hold on let's let's pretend we're out we're we're sitting
around we're chilling and we're drinking this you're gonna kick it out the front
door spit it into the I tasted the tobacco's leather and tobacco I think I
would it would work well with cigar then for some folk I don't smoke a cigar I do
smell this tobacco though plan 9 from outer space I saw that hmm it's um it's
rough I'm sorry I'll tell you one thing I'm sure I like I'm enjoying and this is
something for me first of all I'm talking about the Star Wars sagas just
the whole spectrum there's such a wide my brother needs to be here for these
conversations he's far more well versed there's there's a Star Wars saga not
just the the movies that came out but they've got like these all these
timelines and all these different stories that they tell you know Han
Sallow I grew up there's the different Jedi's they've got cannon and then
there's some other timeline I forget what they're called and they they
compete with each other and their storylines don't mesh you know and out
there like people that like argue that's not the that's not the official one and
yeah that one wasn't written by and there's all these peep camps of yes and
it's other there's some fighting there's some arguments with that but if if if
you are able to raise yourself above those critics and just enjoy the
entertainment yeah it just kind of like just kind of like take in Star Wars and
be it'd be whimsical about it just kind of like all right well you know what all
right well maybe that didn't happen even though it happened in the first right
episode over here they're saying it didn't happen but he can't kill that guy
he died before that something like that so they have a new one that just came
out because you know there's so many that are in the Disney Channel that are
coming out there they really are and they're doing a really good job with
their stores they're not gonna score yeah they're not gonna score a lot in
the box office I mean they're not gonna get a lot of ratings but to fill in the
empty gaps of Star Wars just to fill in the story lines it's cool I think it's
cool it's like reading a history book and they just came out with the numb one
the the Soka story from Star Wars as a dead the former Jedi Knight Ahsoka
Ahsoka Tano once served as a padawan under the Jedi Anakin Skywalker turns
you know during the Clone Wars you're watching who's watching you're watching
I'm way behind on everything I'm trying to get the wife to watch
Clone Wars so a respected leader and warrior attuned to the light side of the
force Ahsoka grew into a formidable fighter before the Empire's reign
changed the course of the Gox history so there's new story where she's out after
that you know right after the Clone Wars it's right after Darth Vader
becomes Darth Vader correct this was when and she kind of disappears because
she's she's just disgusted with the Jedi that yeah she's she's not necessarily
not a Jedi but she's disgusted with the politics yeah this is the shit that's
going on she's like I can't believe I trained under this dude for so long and
didn't see this so what I'm trying to remember I did watch all the movies I
haven't seen the shows she has she was nowhere in the movie you're gonna have
to okay but I remember the Jedi is getting gutted like routed yeah yes that
was up that was operation 66 or something like that right yeah execute
order and what which movie was that that was was that battle the clones that was
the last one that's where that was that was the number three yeah whichever one
the hell that one's called yeah but it doesn't matter yeah it's something like
that execute order 66 it's when that's where they kill the clones turned yeah
yes okay because they have chips implanted in their brains yes and they
killed all the Jedi and they go through all of that in the Clone Wars the bad
batch which I really like and because the bad batch so far behind and then you
have rebels you have to get past the animation style no I'm good with the
stories themselves are for me are fruitful they're for me I enjoy them
because it's just it's something that I like and the SoCo one that just came out
I think they have two episodes out three three three now just came out last
comes out every Tuesday Tuesday night the way for and I hate to inject this so
you guys don't have any any inkling of the fact that it's Disney well they
don't they don't like a lot of Disney like you guys don't even think about
that this is our world no you guys just know I'm not I watch it because the
Star Wars and it's unfortunate that it's Disney and they say that the SoCo one
was based on some sort of women's it's all women there's a lot of women in
there they're all in order but I don't even think about that I just watch that
so good and what's going on I'm not trying to inject that because I can't
stand I haven't noticed any and us doing that I haven't noticed any woke this
outside of the it's all women which whatever it's fine yeah so outside of
that I haven't noticed anything with this one the story is okay yeah I think
I think it's kind of slow right I need to I need to I need to engage on that
right now I'm watching Star Trek the strange new worlds well that's good I
really enjoy I can't wait to watch it it's two seasons out now so you want to
hear something really funny so Shelley and I were sitting down and my father
and I's been visiting for the weekend and and she's like do you want to watch
Star Trek with us and I was like what'd you say I go did you what'd you say she
goes Star Trek I said are you saying track or trek and she goes it's Star
Trek isn't it I was like oh my god who are you I go you all this time you
thought it was Star Trek track track and I'm like don't you see the title when
it comes up and I didn't want to give her like too hard a time because I was
laughing my ass off well honestly it does come across in Star Trek
trarious but yeah it says clearly says trek it was hilarious it was oh I laughed
my I laughed my ass off anyway she was like Star Trek I was like I know I'm
hearing impaired but are you saying track or trek anyway that's good because
because this one is James T Kirk is in it but it's before he's captain of the
enterprise right as a young as a young and I don't I mean I don't want to
spoil it for anybody hasn't seen it yet but I don't think they pull it off the
guy yeah well he's not no one can pull off it'd be very difficult I get it
completely different his mannerisms I tried so hard to see if they if they
went back and looked it I think it's just a you can't replicate it just be
your own Kirk I you'd have to be then I have to then I got to go with that
because it wasn't even close well he was not he's not doing a bad shatter if
that's what I mean but he's doing all right with it
he did okay so he has a lot of mannerisms I love the banter between the
doc and he when he comes up with the word bones and you know just the whole
idea is where they came up with his nickname bones yes she took everything
but my you know she took everything but my bones in the Star Trek movies yes
yes I just I just I love funny you you know all this extra stuff that's coming
out and look in this this could be good this could be bad but my thought is is
that the problem I have and it's kind of an oxymoron I'm sorry that's not what
I'm gonna say either what they're coming up with some great stuff and I don't
want to be unappreciative of the new stuff that they're coming out but it's
not new they're riding on the coattails of something that's already existed yes
I already previously said these aren't game-winning a series that are coming
out even for Star Wars or they're not they're good but they're not like game
busters what about the acolyte that's supposed to be coming out what storyline
is that what the acolyte what is that's the next one coming out for what that's
Star Wars yeah it's called the acolyte I don't know if that follows is that
animated as well no I don't know if it follows any of the current story lines
or not well the acolyte is it's a mystery thriller it'll take viewers into
a galaxy of shadowy secrets and emerging dark side powers in the final days of
the High Republic era a fire padawan reunites with her her Jedi master to
investigate a series of crimes but the forces they confront are more sinister
than they ever anticipated so I think approximately 100 years before episode
one so this is before any of the shit happened so this is where like some of
the creepy it can be dark side sinister things that are are coming I think it's
kind of cool but my point by bringing this out is that even though this is a
great thing and I want to see it I'm gonna see it it's still where's the
originality it's like all these songs coming out you know it's like where's
the originality there's all the shit is the same correct you know it's like come
up with your own storyline yeah come up with a brand new are the new blockbusters
that need to I mean well they're trying to recreate a brand new story they're
like they're like this story has worked two times now let's do it again well
that's characters well just like when Ray can I tell Biden is basically the the
episode 8 was a remake of new hope right right with the girl right right so and
they can they kind of go through that whole process so I know I mean I even
had that complaint about Top Gun 2 that's very formulaic it was good well
good it was a good story but it was basically a repeat of Top Gun yeah I
mean down to like this scene sequence I mean it was like it was still good I
enjoyed it was still good but but so the acolyte story is interesting because
what I think what makes this show different and interesting is that that
it's from the perspective of the bad guys or the villains of Star Wars
correct oh interesting do you see Carrie-Anne Moss isn't that she from the
Matrix the Matrix yeah she was smoking hot back then what she looked like she's
still pretty now oh she's pretty see the Matrix that series yeah that's a great
movie that first movie was the best one there was your creative your creative
never been done before it never been done before from a from a special effects
and fighting scenes and the way they did the dangle the people I guess dangle the
actors it's amazing have you seen what the the two the two brothers look like
these days well they're not brothers the Wachowski brothers Wachowski sisters
they have both transition yeah what I don't get that oh that is retarded they
both you didn't know that yeah we talked about it one of the prior
podcasts I am just whatever whatever makes them happy I don't care and I don't
care that they still make good movies whatever man there you go you know what's
interesting is kind of Keanu Reeves is he's gonna be in the Star Wars acolyte
that we're talking about it reportedly swapped John Wick for the
Jedi's and joined the Star Wars universe the Matrix actor 58 is a rumor to have
filmed a cameo appearance the upcoming Disney plus series the acolyte said a
hundred years before the film Star Wars episode one the Phantom have you read
any of the books there's hundreds and hundreds of books yeah actually I have
all unofficial no they are they're actually official they I actually read a
lot now that I'm starting to think about it there's a so many like how are they
official like don't they have to be written by the one actor the one author
like who sanctions it because that's part of the debate well George Lucas
created Star Wars yes and I guess he sold the rights probably to a publishing
house and said all right you're the author for the next three books you got
the next three and you got the next three I was under the impression that
that was part of the scandal but part of the dissension is that the these
different authors kind of jumped into the story and just kind of wrote their
own I don't know about that I haven't read any of them so I don't know but I
don't know I know I know a lot of people say the books are good because they go
into a lot of the detail you can details in the stories background new characters
whole nine yards yeah that's great right so there's there's canon and you know
what I should know but I don't know that's what my brother should be on the
podcast he needs to get out here pretty soon but he could fill us fill us in on
those storylines because he has read almost all those books because he's a
huge nerd in fact he just he just reading books he just sent me a text
because he just bought a stormtrooper gun you know and it's not really a gun
it's the the thing you put your your 9 millimeter in and it's oh yeah but those
little chassis a lot of them are illegal because they got the little strap around
your forearm right but they ATF tried to eliminate yeah so what they came up with
a solution for it they say they just remove the arm brace there's a little
nub you could put on the back of it until they pass the law so you could
still use the apparatus and it just doesn't go over your arm which is you
know the whole design of that oh my god ATF has no authority to be put not laws
I well who the fuck do they think they are no I don't get it I don't get it I
don't get it a body you know so who the fuck are they to say you can't have
bump stocks which they overruled now you can you know and then it's the the arm
brace you can't I mean arm brace a spirit of that was so that soldiers who have
lost a limb in war or something like that could still have the function of
using a gun you know that's the spirit of it but that's not how it's being used
no it gives a pistol the accuracy of a rifle but what is the problem with
giving the accuracy of I mean why why why I don't know it makes no sense
it's just like all right well to me they're kind of like well why pistols I
just don't get it I don't get either it's just like all right well I want to
make an accurate shot so it's just like are you worried that when when big
brother comes in that we're gonna have a better shot on them I mean what I don't
get right I just don't get it like that like that that j6 guy that was just
arrested that is really those crazy they did what they pulled over on the side of
the road right agents approached him with with you know AR 15 today or they
like reviewing videotape and found this guy this two and a half years later yeah
they're there just there are they going after the other folks they see in videos
now that they're identifying them oh they're still there you're there you're
working the movie and you you grabbed a fence we're gonna come get you so they
can't find all these people that are going in and bombing federal buildings
in a rain Washington ransacking stores yeah it's just they're gonna go after
that these guys did what I mean what did they do it's ridiculous it's not an
insurrection the only reason they're labeled this is an insurrection is
because they want to prevent Donald Trump from getting into office by the
label that and they're pushing it amendment 14 amendment 14 and they're
starting to go that route well starting that was the that was what the plan was
the entire time this whole thing is a chess game word insurrection was so
critical from the get-go because they wanted to attach that to the amendment
14 yeah well you know Donald Trump clearly sidestep that I think in my mind
because during that that what the speech he rally he said peacefully yeah he said
let's let's go over there and peacefully March on the Capitol and let them know
our voices but then here's where it got dicey he tells Pence not to not not
ratify it's not the right word but he told Pence not to certify it certify
thank you certify the elector of the electorate vote so well I mean I don't
know I don't know yeah I mean but so what he said that yeah I mean people say
that doesn't make it a break in the law and how does that tie into January 6
oh no I'll have him that day they wanted Pence to but one doesn't
down doesn't getting a speed ticket over here in shoplifting over here oh I guess
no no I got you I got you it's ridiculous it's ridiculous I mean one
guy wasn't even in Washington DC the ex-proud boys well he was the proud boy
creator leader leader yeah 22 years in prison he wasn't even there he wasn't
even there he supposedly planned it right was that what he they got him for
I guess so I don't know he he organized it I don't know it was probably just a
night out on the town and then meanwhile we still have video of like federal
agents guiding people and and who was the guy that did this and who was the
guy that did that a video of all this shit and they still the only thing I
hope happens is if a Republican wins this next time all these people get
pardoned that would be awesome they just does a mass part if you were
convicted in January 6 bullshit you're here by pardon yeah and they get their
jobs back like the they won't there's like a grant there's like a grandmother
who's lost her job because she was there with her husband no other reason so if
we would have gotten to that there's potential that they would have seen us
on video and we would have lost lost her jobs yes they would have come arrest us
yes if we were the wrong place the right time right wrong time I would have been
firing into the building probably bazooka so yeah my business yeah when
you handed me the RPG and I was like how do I fire this both of us would have
been fucked shoot the backwards right yeah you know and the thing is is is you
know I would go to an event like that I mean nobody knew January 6th gonna be
like it was just a simple rally that was a thousand people there but the
hundred thousand people or more are they going after all of them dick it sounds
like it it sounds like you were there were coming after you kind of yes that
you know and there were people that didn't didn't go into the building like
they didn't go into the Capitol building they were there and yes they were seen
you lost your job that's right that's right yeah I read that I and it makes
your blood boil but it makes you go you know how can we how can we like make a
difference in this how do we help those people but the thing is we can't but the
thing is if that happened to us we couldn't do anything about it we could
do nothing we could do nothing about it they fired us because we went and they
said well you went yeah and you're you're you're you're a toxic political
they could fire you yeah they could Texas is a right to work state right
right so they could fire you for whatever they want you know it's it's
unfathomable that something like this can happen in the great United States of
America I could agree more you know it's just you know I thought you were
innocent until proven you know until you're proven guilty and you know to me
that those aren't terrorists I mean what exactly did you do I mean where's the
crime I mean so there were some people who were violent I know we there are
there were a lot of people there that were provoked by outside influencers
yeah that were obviously doesn't doesn't absolve them but yeah what is the
guy named pep pep ray Epps ray Epps right you know I mean he was a huge
instigator and I'm just like what the hell were of all people he should have
been flogged right he should have been thrown in well he's the one where they
can't answer if he's an agent or not right that's right he was on the most
wanted list and then dropped off the most wanted list with no explanation and
what about the other that queuing on shaman dude I mean what yeah that was he
was wandering around but he had two people guiding him around they were
opening trying to open doors unlocking doors for him he was like hey what's
going on guys they let him out because of that Tucker thing right yeah yeah and
the whole Tucker Carlson interview where they he interviewed the who was it the
the the chief of police the capital the capital chief of police yes and that guy
he released some fantastic gems on there oh yeah he outed everything he outed the
the in the absurdity of the delays and not getting help and how he basically
police got there from New Jersey that's right that before the the Washington
police got there if you haven't watched that I highly recommend you go watch it
because he completely implies that the whole thing was a setup it's just while
he was at Fox was just after the Fox this is this is on his own platform
actually it's too so he did this one of the reasons why he they they they
severed things with with Fox's he had the interview with Fox wouldn't air it
and Fox said well they were gonna air they were like yeah you're fired you
fired right before they would air it because they were about to air it then
they fired his ass and so he brought him back yeah because he says well the guy
the Washington Chief Police was like well you know what I'll just come back
we'll do we'll record we'll do it again yeah I think it's great I think Tucker
Carlson's up to what 17 18 interviews right now you know he's he's doing great
um and he's relevant and how do you guys feel about his his Twitter X platform
like how do you guys feeling about it it looks like just like watch one of his
regular interviews it does I didn't like the one with with with Donald Trump I'll
be honest I thought it was I never watched I thought it was a softball it
was not only softball but they didn't they didn't even cover things that
mattered he let him ramble he let Donald Trump just ramble about a bunch of stuff
that like nobody it wasn't anything anyone any of us wanted to hear like like
we want to hear about what are you what's going on with this yeah I agree I
agree that they should have done there there were some more comprehensive
questions he could have thrown his way and yeah it's softball the hell out of
it you did so I watched the whole entire interview and that's exactly what
happened I kept thinking to myself you wasted something yeah when you're gonna
get to something of substance yeah is there something there that I'm not
seeing and I was like what did I miss it part of the interview somewhere there
was really nothing it was kind of like well there's still you know Trump could
probably still say I'm not talking about this is this list if you talk about it
that's over you know the crazy thing that Tucker's saying though is that
they're trying to stop you here they're trying to stop you there the only thing
left is for them to kill you that's what I mean what I was like you can you say
that out loud I mean he did he did I know and they're like he's literally
saying to Donald Trump's face the only way they can stop you now is to kill you
what happens in that scenario man that would be ugly guys ugly ugly ugly I
don't know what happened I don't know there's a lot of crazy people out there
well you know the the the the empty vacuum will fill with somebody else and
you know there'll be someone like Ray Vic you know I think it would almost
shoe in a Republican in the next election it'd be a hundred percent I
think whoever whoever fills that shoe would win yes but who probably probably
the fact I don't know I don't know Nikki Haley Nikki Haley or DeSantis I think I
think Sandra Hutchinson or Sandra Bullock no Sandra be a pretty president
although she uses botox Vietnamese it's Hutchinson right
that's right am I got a Hutchinson I'm talking about Sandra the the the she's a
governor of Arkansas or something like that from Huckabee oh Sarah Huckabee
there you go Sarah and she's not ready for president no no she's not but what
I'm saying is that she would be a good president she's already been the press
secretary off as governor first and she's doing a great job she is she has
a very bright political future ahead of her you know and and you you don't want
to rush it and and that's what I say about DeSantis too don't rush it don't
rush it because here's the thing if he if he does his thing before he's ready it
taints him correct and then he'll forever forever have a bag of not real you know who I
think he is he's he's a speaker of the house kind of material DeSantis right
because he's he's he looks like someone from the Muppet show he's up hold on
to the speaker the house you have to be 90 don't you now did she did she just
pass that they're going back to paper ballots in Arkansas for their elections
I love it if she did I think I read I didn't read the story but I thought I
saw a headline that Arkansas is going back to paper ballots that would be
fantastic well the Arkansas March on March 18th no
the governor signed several bills that changed the elections in the natural
state so that which include isn't ditching voting three of the bills make
changes to elections what no that's why you don't believe anything online so no
one even saw it yeah Arkansas isn't ditching voting machines for paper
ballots despite online rumors see there you go then it says down here paper
ballot bill passed Arkansas Senate so what do you believe anymore right no
shit you believe the AP or I don't know who that these people are Arkansas
advocate it says here this one is about KY 3 the place to be for Channel 4 it
says the Springfield Missouri the Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee
Sanders signed several bills on Thursday three of the bills changed the elections
natural site Senate bill 254 eliminates right in candidates from elections the
new law makes it so that candidate cannot register in right candidates it
also says no votes for in right candidates can be counted in elections
the governor also signed House 1510 into law which changes when special elections
can be held there's an ex hold on paper ballots there you go there are new rules
for paper ballots in Arkansas due to the signing of the bill at 520 if a county
decides to use paper ballots in an election a new law says those ballots
must be compatible with the state's electronic vote counters so I don't know
what that means the ballots have to be put through the machine before they be
counted by hand that the count is has to be done with numbers submitted to the
Arkansas Secretary of State no less than 24 hours of the polls close so she's
tied the things down is what it sounds like yeah which is good I mean it's only
Arkansas and frankly they need to do it across the board on every single thing
it seems to lose it seems to loose a goosey we should have an answer where
then a couple days not fucking two months that will never happen again
after the last election we will not know for weeks it's bullshit though we always
knew the next morning I know we always knew until 2020 unless it's a blowout if
it's a blowout they'll call it we did have the hanging chat issue right if
it's a Reagan Mondale where he wins by 90% or whatever we take I think Monday
won one state right they'll call it all right yeah I don't think it's gonna
happen anymore then that's what makes everybody question things I think it's
me so rightfully so it could we're 50-50 man we are the hell you know it and then
we say this we say this a lot you know if they can't digitally manage our money
you can tally electronic votes I mean that's what I'm saying if you like
digital footprint you can do if you have a digital footprint right that's tied
into your social security number then and it's a secure website there should
be instantly I know you instantly know what your is your vote is they do it on
Twitter they have these polls yeah yeah use those those those are very official
like no I'm still alive right there did you did you hear what Tulsi Gabbard said
I love her by the way Tulsi Gabbard she has the gray pubes thing running yeah
why you see pubes thing that's gross just imagine it I think she's hot and
she's in the military was in the middle she was anyway she totally dog this you
talk you talked about the Associated Press you like whether or not you trust
them right she calls them the Associated Propaganda oh yeah I love that yep and
you know what what about Robert F candy jr. I haven't heard much out of him
recently well he's still out there because it's so painful to listen to
him well it is it is hard and you know why right his condition he's got like a
throat condition it's not just he's like yeah he spasms yeah yeah it's like his
doesn't matter it doesn't matter I know he's healthy he's physical he's he's got
these but it is distracting yeah it's like you can't take him seriously
yeah you know you look great but you sound like Joe Biden so we're just it's
kind of like when Franklin Delano Roosevelt they said he they never
sure yeah they never showed him in a wheelchair because people just it
doesn't look good in a wheelchair right kind of like his voice you know then
again Abbott's been in a wheelchair since forever yeah yeah a tree fall on
them today that's right when he was a young man like in his 20s a tree fell on
him while he was jogging but John F. Kennedy cut it down I'm gonna get this
son of a bitch anyway I like Robert F. Candy jr. I like him and I like Tulsa
Gabbard and though they and guess what they're Democrats but other previous
podcast said you would never vote for a Democratic platform I need to well I
need to hear what the what their plan you said you would never vote for a
democratic platform they have a whole different setup so no there's no way I
would ever vote for a Democrat because I don't want more government period
right there's a national government right now right it is you know what all
right so let's get into this real quick here's the thing it's easy here's the
problem here's the roadblock that Democrats know that Republicans run into
when they try to woo the Democrat and independent voters it's one thing to say
that the federal government shouldn't be responsible for ABCD okay and I agree
with that it's not the federal government role it should be small
government at the federal level it should be power down to the people at
the state county city level okay push the power to as close to the people that
are impacted by your decisions as possible I'm a big believer in that but
what you can't do is say you know homelessness horrible example but
homelessness the Democrats want to solve it with sweeping massive expensive
bloated bureaucracy let's give them crackpipes they want to solve it with
two dollars of spending on the federal level okay and Republicans like we don't
need that reparations yep we don't need that at the federal level we need at the
state level you can't stop there you still have to have a solution right so
you have to say this is what I recommend we do we do a coalition of state and
charity and county government and and this is the blueprint for how we solve
that problem at a local level I think you reopen all the mental hospitals and
we don't do that real public mental hospitals that get rid of a lot of the
homeless yeah rehabilitate them yeah and most and most of them have mental and
then euthanize them and that's what lobotomy no no no your mic was hot you
had a hot mic on that yeah yeah so so yeah so a lot of those folks that would
have been a mental hospital are the streets now that's right that's right and
that's why they're there like that dude that just beat the shit out of that
six-year-old woman in the subway this earlier with us yesterday the day before
I don't know I didn't see you oh this this guy big dude started smacking the
six-year-old woman see if you can pull that up on the the video six-year-old
woman six zero oh sixty oh yeah sixty-year-old
stage that's Benjamin Button story like a year old woman beaten New York
unbelievable yeah so there's a they show the video he's like he he beats her
like own came for two minutes just non-stop non-stop he just smacks the
shit out of her oh my god you know it beating a woman with her own cane now
that was a little ten second I don't even know who the hell is taking that
picture but or the camera and there's like video that's a great question
though because that's what people do now they don't help instead of helping well
they're behind the glass so that that's all that works there they don't want to
get involved that's the trend there's like it there's like a three or there's
like a two or three minute video though of the security camera footage that was
there and he sits there and beats the shit out of her tooth for two minutes
straight and he hits her so hard he breaks that cane he breaks the cane and
then starts to punch her and then kick her oh great now then he starts yelling
you know the thing that that bothered why and why is he not shot dead by
authorities no there that arrived no one there no one there then he disappeared
he looted the place but they know exactly who he is well they do now they
found out who he was they found out and guess what he was already on a watch
list he's been he's been arrested three hundred times and released and released
within minutes but the unbelievable the thing about it that I agree yeah I kind
of lost my train of thought here but let's talk about something happy before
I start breaking sure hold on I want to talk about this they were talking about
the mayor and how ineffective they are and is just Eric Adams and you know and
I had bigger hopes for him because he used to be the sheriff Oh or the chief
of police of New York yeah Eric Adams used to be immediately turn their backs
on him oh I expected more from him than what he's doing the thing about is at
the end of the video that they show because there's a longer video out there
that shows the whole beating and at the end of the video that they don't show
you is that the guy stops beating her and starts yelling at him and he's
staying so I wanted to hear what he had to say something he was upset about
something obviously he said you took away my Hogan's heroes I watched it
every night I'm not sure that's exactly what he said because they're all
fucking insane where you look oh you got the hearing aids you could read his
lips I'm so it was I'm seeing they're fucking insane that's the problem they're
mentally ill I should be on the streets put them down but my point is I wanted
to hear what he was saying because there could be something that he was like I
can't believe you came over and kicked him a cup of coffee that was sitting on
the ground I'm like I'm not saying that he said that but I'm like what was
behind what yeah was it was it was it was they just they just bumped into each
other or was there but does it matter it's not a race issue they're the same
but did it warrant what she got oh absolutely no hell no no but I doesn't
mean that some people should be cain to a little bit more often I believe I
think oh so you're saying she should be maybe she's done as much him I'm
suggesting that maybe there's an opportunity for that to happen I'm not
saying it happened I'm just saying maybe that's what happened I don't know I
wasn't there but I do know he was mad he was pointing his finger at her like
the point but there was no there was no video there's no audio on that that's
not like well why did they tell you the audio gibberish pardon he can be saying
gibberish what could be you know just making shit up why why put but then why
put it on the air why put on the air why watch him point his finger down at her
yelling at her that you should at least have the audio on there so you can hear
well what is he saying exactly it's like he's like don't you talk Trump I love
Trump yeah maybe it's like maybe it's cuss word cuss word cuss word cuss word
like we can okay then that's fine the beep beep beep beep but my point is is
that any of this shit that there's something there I don't know I don't know
I'm not sure if they're in this we we make so well the video has been removed
what was that yeah that you took it away I just I don't know well it's
unfortunate I feel bad for that lady I mean he beat the shit out of her with
the with the cane and then broke it start punching her and kick her then
yelled at her and then took no one deserves that no no one deserves it but
well after they found they did find the guy earlier today and he had like nine
different I mean there was a laundry list of shit that he was been in for like
you know a decade and then released immediately I guess it's just
unfortunate but you know I feel bad for that woman nobody deserves that no no
one deserves that that was just like well but the thing is is that why I mean
does it need to be a reason some of these people are just fucking crazy they
are fucking you know but stories of somebody sitting on a bench let's get
them and they that's my bench yeah and they walk over and grab them and throw
them on the subway tracks or throw shit in their face or punch them in the face
and they literally had zero interaction at all yeah yeah it's almost like you
need to be super vigilant a hundred percent of the time absolutely need to
be on your guard ready absolutely that's why I don't really have any desire to go
to San Francisco New York Chicago right now or downtown Dallas Portland I can
wait until it improves that's why I carry my gun everywhere I mean I just
you know I avoid I avoid all that shit to be honest I'd say I went to the
doctor's office today and I would then I'll just say you if your filter is
activating yes like that is something really so I will tell you this I'll say
that there are stickers that they put on the door warning there is a patriot
missile system there are stickers that they put on the door with the with the
little gun in the little slash through it like you can't have guns in here all
right but I'm thinking I have a CHL so I'm gonna go in there with my gun but
they're rural Trump's yours yes well but I have a concealed privately-owned
company does that well I mean I didn't understand the label I was saying does
that mean I can't bring my open carry in here you or does that mean I can have a
concealed kid not knowing would not win you that case yeah ignorant to the law
is no excuse I get it however I'm still gonna do it I don't care the thing is
the shit happens if something breaks out do you think the criminals are gonna be
following that's the thing I know I agree you're you are a good guy with a gun
yeah that's like the guy in the mall who's not allowed to bring his weapon in
there drops that guy in eight seconds right and saved countless and the Libs
are like he should have had that gun there and they should pursue they should
prosecute that was what the comments were he brought a gun into the mall why
are they not prosecuting him right meanwhile he saved God knows dozens of
lives right right unbelievable but seriously I mean I mean but how this is
about those those things I mean so where can you not take a gun I mean just
because there's a sticker on there I mean because sometimes let's say for
example we don't allow this in our place it's just a like this a mall we don't
allow people in here with with black shirts okay it's just a rule we don't
allow people black company they could do whatever they want yeah they do but does
it break the law it breaks their rule they could kick you out very good so is
that the same thing for a gun I think the guns different than a black shirt
okay I see where you go all right so let's say yeah they say no guns and you
walk in and for some reason somehow somebody saw that you had a gun and so
they call the police and so the police show up and they say sir you know that
the establishment here says you cannot have a gun so you need to lead their
premises exactly you would not get arrested that's my point he's so I
that's I and I'm not a lawyer so that's what I think they would ask you to is it
illegal to go into the mall with a gun no or is that illegal so I can go to the
mall with a gun it's not just legal I'm just breaking their community against
their rules so and they have are you sure because I'm not sure because
sometimes you see ordinance blah blah blah blah a bunch of shit no guns okay
well that's a city ordinance and yes that is that would make it against the
law right yeah but it would have to have the city ordinance code on there yes but
what if it doesn't have that it just has a gun to the slash don't bring guns then
that's the mall rule right and they have the right to deny you entry and they can
throw you out but if the cops show up they'll they'll tell you you need to
leave you need to leave and that was not cool and they'll probably investigate
you like what they listen so they'll make sure you're not psycho when they'll
figure out check you are probably throw you at the back of the car for a little
while and let you go and they'll be like oh my god wanted in 52 states now they'll
be like oh you do the dudes like us podcast they go whoa I voted for Biden
don't like do we know any Leo's fucked do we know any law enforcement officers
we can have on the program I do cognitive he would never come on the show
but I do know several oh just say we can use a alias yeah we can mask his voice
like inspector gadget watch that show inspector gadget I saw the movies with
the boys I think I did see a couple of it was cool he always had some weird
gadget yeah yeah these arms extended like these metal arms that would go out
forever correct it was a cool show I did one of you said who's the brain fart
who's the girl that was like talking about pollution spoke of the you Greta
Thunberg what do you guys said I was gonna say Gretchen Wilson I was like
that's not it what have you guys said a picture for Greta thank you thank you
Jeff was a cigarette pardon was a cigarette no what about her no okay
somebody sent a picture to me with Greta Thunberg where she had she was smoking a
cigarette she was smoking hot she had a very large breast no that's all AI shit
she 11 no she shit don't say that she's 17 she's 17 and a half yes I got to leave
this kitty porn she's 17 11 months just hold for another month and you're good
she's 20 years old no then you're good are you good it's still creepy though so
it's like her in a bikini yeah she was not good looking at all I don't believe
any of that to me neither any of those bikini shots no way no just that
whatever I thought it was one of you I was kind of where the hell did you get
that picture I did not send that anyways yeah she was like she I mean it was well
moving on moving on moving on cuz that's what I'm super excited about this coming
weekend why what's up this week and a film no wait a minute wait a minute
wasn't there a special release at 1845 this weekend there was I printed it up
and I was about to read it but I left the papers on the printer and we didn't
go this past weekend so don't refer no no no we just got I just got an email
yeah well the email wasn't about that the email was trying to the email
specifically was asking questions regarding the differences between the
two they said they wanted a sampling they said hey what do you guys think what
were the differences between the two see if you can pick out the different types
of notes all right here we go it says I got the email from 1845 distilling
company proudly distilled in Texas it says what's going on this week small bass
small batch cast cask strength come on we are fielding a few questions about
our newly released pre pre preemption oh my god I can't see I can't see this I
can I make it bigger reverence small batch cast thing something your wife
would say Texas we did bourbon whiskey specifically what is the difference
between it and a single barrel there we go well we know that it's a blend of
which a blend of splendid different barrels bury your yoles yes so are we
interested in getting this or we are we're getting them all we have the
single barrel out there right I'm gone this week also we're getting the blend
so what you're saying well the blend is getting released is that what it is
can we have the single barrel out there right now um I don't know I mean I'm
probably that the problem I have right now with 1845 is that we already have
already have two bottles and it's gonna be extremely difficult to get them I
don't know the future of 1845 I do it really enjoy 1845 the distillery in
Lower Texas it's Larry crossing Larry crossing thank you it's just I need to
buy more I need to have you can buy it before bottles a month well yeah now but
I mean I need to buy more of them because I want to drink them and I can't
open the ones that I have because you have to keep them you don't know where
it's going and the value you want to keep them forever and put them in your
safe or bury them in the backyard I don't think it's that they need to be
enjoyed but but I just know to me because these can be extremely valuable
in ten years five years yes yeah for sure and I and I definitely don't almost
opened one this weekend yeah you guys saw me hovering to hold it I pulled that
bottle out and I wanted to pull it out I looked at you knows hey maybe I should
open the one on those 1845 and I was like I heard you and I was like I pushed
them back into the corner I said that's not happening I well we hugged a little
bit on the NFL thing but I'm excited because I think that the Dallas we have
NFL weekend happen this weekend right am I right Thursday night kickoff there's
no yeah yes I think Detroit really they play Thanksgiving why would they have
them opening the game opening the league they're a powerhouse I'm going to call
station this weekend I didn't go last weekend I thought you drove down there I
didn't we bailed oh so I'm going this weekend and now I'm panicking because I
may miss part of my Titans game I didn't think about that hold on wrong with you
there's no way by the way we have not made plans there's no there's no
Thursday night weekend no we have a game on Thursday the week one there isn't
no there's no week one game Thursday are you sure well I'm looking at the
schedule we said starts out week two yeah what's the first game first NFL game
this is important and the music's getting really loud so we got a hurry
that's all right Detroit KC right yeah it's always Thursday night Thursday well
clearly right KC that's a Sunday no it says Thursday September 7th September 7th
I'm worried about you man I think your computer is wrong all right well you're
looking at the wrong year you know whatever dudes like us thank you mr.
Austin producer for doing a great job tonight it is September 5th it's not
necessarily wheels off I'm kind of enjoying having fun God bless dude
it was a little wheels off I'm Paul it was and I'm Jeff