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Second edition.

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Second edition.

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This is part two for the night, but this is our, we're well season.

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This well season.

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And here's the extra treat.

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This is the musical version of dudes like us podcast.

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We're not going to do a haiku.

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Nope.

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Well, we can do a haiku.

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I don't even know what that means.

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What's a haiku?

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I have no idea what that even means.

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We're going to get high as koo.

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Hikers is a, it's a poem.

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It's an Asian poem.

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Japanese?

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Japanese, I believe.

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Yes.

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What are you talking about?

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It has to do with, it has three lines.

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It's got five syllables on the first line.

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I think seven on the second and then five syllables on the, on the third one.

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So how'd I go from dudes like us musical version to haiku?

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I'm guessing though.

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I could be wrong.

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All right, well I'm going to spare our listener and we're not going to sing for the remainder

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of this podcast.

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So there's no more than 17 syllables.

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I think.

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Oh, well great.

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There.

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The light of a candle by Yoseb Dusan.

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The light of a candle is transferred to another candle.

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Jesus Christ.

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Spring Twilight.

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We're not doing this.

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We're not doing this.

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No, no, no.

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I'm, I'm, I'm far too intoxicated.

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I want another one.

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We got to stop now.

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Give me one more.

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I'm going to stop.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl.

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So what?

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That is not a haiku.

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That's fucking stupid is what that is.

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That's haiku ambulance.

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By Richard Brautigan.

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That's ambulance.

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No further than Richard Brautigan's cheeky haiku.

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All right.

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We got our producer here.

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We got to pull this together.

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Mr. Austin, thank you.

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It's September 5th, second half.

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Obviously you could tell dudes like us.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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And I am Jeff.

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And we're talking about haikus.

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Yeah, we got to pull this together.

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We got the wheels are jiggling at this point.

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All right.

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This one doesn't make sense to me, maybe because I'm just a plebe.

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A World of Dew by Kubiashi Issa.

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This world of dew is a world of dew.

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And yet and yet.

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Explain Paul.

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I can't.

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Explain.

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I will.

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So sometimes in your heart and in your gut.

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Yeah, but that's wrong.

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You feel the world.

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That's not a haiku.

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What?

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We're looking at a list of haikus.

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Yes.

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Yeah, but a haiku is very specific.

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It's three syllables.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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Well, how are you?

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The third master.

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Five syllables, seven syllables and five syllables.

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And yet and yet is only four syllables.

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So this is from Sean, then it says the third master of Japanese haiku, Kubiashi Issa wrote

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this.

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He's a third master.

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Yeah, he's a third master.

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So what is he like?

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Does he have like and yet and yet?

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Maybe maybe maybe he has some syllables in there.

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He's breaking the rules.

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First of all, haiku is H-A-I-K-U.

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Correct.

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H-A-I-K-U.

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It's Japanese and it's I don't want to say it's stupid, but it's weird to me.

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I don't think a haiku necessarily has to follow the five seven five.

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It does say five.

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It says five.

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It says three lines of five, seven and five syllables respectively.

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It says eagle eyed readers would notice that the syllable count doesn't fall into the five

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seven five pattern.

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Then the lines are more off balance too.

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So what?

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Appropriately, this poem suggests that nothing means anything at all in a pepper's exile

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from a salad bowl in the rules of a poem and or even dare we say.

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So what I'm gathering is a haiku could be anything that you want it to be.

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I am sorry I even brought this up.

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Thank you.

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You want to do the whole podcast.

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I want to know.

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You want to know.

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I want it to be a music.

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Oh, well, we're going to I thought we were going to sing the Italian bourbon song.

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Italian bourbon song.

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Yeah.

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The song too early.

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The bourbon.

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What is the is it too early?

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What is that bourbon?

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We have a Mariano.

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We got Luca Mariano.

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Luca Mariano.

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You sounded like that chick from Finding Nemo trying to personate a whale.

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It's a good thing I speak whale.

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All right.

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Wheels off.

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Yes.

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Well, let's get into the bourbon.

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No, no.

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Let's not do that.

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And let's jump straight to the top 10 that we can never get to.

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Well, you talk about the chick flicks.

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Chick flicks.

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I don't know.

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Paul's into chick flicks.

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The 15 best chick flicks of all time.

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Time out.

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Before we jump into this, when was the last time you went to a movie and watch a chick

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flick with your with your with your girl?

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I have.

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It's been a while.

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Have there been any good ones out recently?

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I don't think so.

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I thought Ryan Reynolds won in Sandra Bullock, the proposal.

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I didn't see that the theater.

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Yeah.

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When was the last time you went to a movie theater with your spouse?

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Oh, I went when we first met our first date, we went to a cage bird cage with Rob Williams.

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Great movie.

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Was that a chick flick?

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It's cheesy enough.

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It was a very folks.

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It's too gay.

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It was brokeback mountain chick flick.

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Really soured that moment.

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Bird cage is absolutely a fantastic.

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All right.

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So we haven't gotten to fix lately.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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15 chick best chick flicks of all time.

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Let's start at 50.

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According to who?

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People who know the Cinemaholic.

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All right.

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The lucky one.

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I've never heard of that.

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Already, this list is very, very questionable.

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Safe Haven.

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I've seen that.

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Don't know that one either.

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I've seen Nicholas Sparks.

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It's not bad.

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My wife makes fun of that Nicholas Sparks because someone always dies at the end of

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a Nicholas Sparks movie.

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Book.

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No, I guarantee one of those two dies.

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Probably both of them.

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Clueless is a chick flick.

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This is the worst list ever.

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He's just not that into you.

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Number 12.

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I don't know that one.

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This is based off a retro sexual 90s.

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It's got to be.

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This is horrible.

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Hold on.

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Scroll back up for a second.

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Who's the girl?

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I want to do that one.

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I've seen all these movies about of all time.

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Read more.

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We're making a hard left here.

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Yeah.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

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I did see that one in the theater with my wife.

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Matthew McConaughey and who's the girl?

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That's Goldie Hawn's daughter.

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What's her name?

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Kate Hudson.

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Yes.

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Wow.

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I did see that one.

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Did you guys just catch me just throw that out right there?

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That was impressive.

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Related to the best Kate Hudson movies.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Number 10.

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27 dresses.

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I saw this one as well.

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I didn't see the theater though.

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Was she trying to get married?

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She picked out 27 dresses.

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I think they're bridesmaids dresses.

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Who's the girl in that?

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Oh, she's the one from.

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Catherine Heigl.

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I will tell you I was not she's apparently a diva.

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Correct.

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Very difficult to work with.

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But then I saw Firefly Lane.

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That is.

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What she made?

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Total.

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Have you guys known about Firefly Lane?

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No.

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It's good.

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It's about these best friends that grew up together and they go through all these life

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experiences together in a nutshell.

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And it was good.

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It was good.

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So nude.

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She's nude the entire show.

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All right.

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I watch it.

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So yeah, I liked it.

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It's not a bad show.

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It's not a bad show at all.

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I think she's juggie.

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She's juggie, I guess.

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All right.

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Go back.

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Anyway, my point is I don't I'm I'm I'm cool with her.

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The Devil Wears Prada.

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Number nine.

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I did see this one as well.

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How is that a chick flick?

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I don't know.

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That's more of a.

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I saw that in the theater.

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OK, Julia Roberts is America's sweetheart.

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I saw that the theater with my wife.

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OK, and he's he's a stud.

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Although you he had that weird grant.

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He had that weird prostitute moment.

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He he did hook up.

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Was it a chick or a dude?

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Dude, prostitute.

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He got caught getting a.

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Richard Gere.

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He got caught getting a BJ.

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The Hummer.

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From who?

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Some dude.

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Well, it's not a dude.

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I thought it was a prostitute dude.

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Are you serious?

283
00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280
No, I don't know.

284
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The prostitute.

285
00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,280
No, I thought it was a that's a gigolo.

286
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,280
Oh, yeah.

287
00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,280
I thought it was a prostitute dude.

288
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,280
I thought it was a prostitute dude.

289
00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:26,680
So a dude was throwing out all sorts of slanderous shit here with zero zero credibility.

290
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,680
I was following your lead.

291
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:32,680
God, you're making the rest of us sound like we have no credibility, which we do.

292
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,680
But who are you talking about?

293
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,680
You talking about here talking about oh, you grant you grant.

294
00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:42,680
He was the bad guy in the Dungeons and Dragons that that ruined his marriage, by the way.

295
00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,680
She's hot.

296
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,680
She's hot.

297
00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,680
She's hot.

298
00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,680
She's hot.

299
00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,680
She's hot.

300
00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,680
She's hot.

301
00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,680
By the way, she's hot.

302
00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:54,680
Well, I mean, my marriage, too, if I got my dick sucked by some dude.

303
00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,280
She's still she's still very attractive.

304
00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,320
She is posting things that make your jaw drop.

305
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,320
She's like a little 60, isn't she?

306
00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,320
Yes.

307
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320
Is jaw code for something?

308
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,720
No, just your jaw drop.

309
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,400
Oh, she's like, like she's smoking hot.

310
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,400
Yes, she is.

311
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,880
OK, but we don't have to.

312
00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,520
OK, you know, Julia Roberts.

313
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,080
No fair to remember.

314
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,320
I did not see this.

315
00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,560
This is Rock Hudson in it.

316
00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,920
Rock Hudson was gay.

317
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:19,920
Yes, he was.

318
00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,320
Do you want to know something crazy about this movie?

319
00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,200
My father loves that movie.

320
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,040
And I was like it was on one day and he was like all into it.

321
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:35,880
And I watched it with him and I was like, you know, it was just bizarre to me that that

322
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,840
would be he knew he knew it word for word.

323
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,840
He was like recited it and acted it out.

324
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,360
No, no, he wasn't.

325
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,840
It was just seemed so odd that it was a movie that he would be so into.

326
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,840
I don't know.

327
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,680
Well, he probably saw it at the right time in his life.

328
00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,680
I guess so.

329
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,680
With his wife.

330
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,680
Very impressionable.

331
00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,680
Very impressionable.

332
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,160
Intoxicated and wanted to have an affair with another woman.

333
00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,160
1957.

334
00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,160
What are you talking about?

335
00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,960
Was he married to your wife in 57 or to your mom in 57?

336
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,440
When did they get married?

337
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,800
No, not yet.

338
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,000
So he probably had some girl, some teenage girl.

339
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,120
So he was probably born in 41.

340
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,120
He was born in 40, 41, 42.

341
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,120
Right.

342
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,120
Mrs. Jones.

343
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,400
No, my father was born in 45.

344
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,360
Oh, so he was no 40.

345
00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,360
I'm sorry.

346
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,720
So he was 17 when this came out.

347
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,720
Correct.

348
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,720
So he had a connection.

349
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,760
He had some girl that and he probably watched it in the movie theater, like you said, probably.

350
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,760
OK, well, there you go.

351
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,760
Popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom.

352
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,760
There you go.

353
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:34,760
Dad was doing that.

354
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760
All right.

355
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760
All right.

356
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,760
Number six, not an actor.

357
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,760
I'm a big fan of.

358
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,400
He's an idiot.

359
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,680
I can't stand him.

360
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,680
Mark Ruffalo.

361
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680
I can't stand him.

362
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,680
I don't enjoy him either.

363
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,480
He's a I don't enjoy his character Hulk either in the Marvel.

364
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,640
Well, he's a huge SJW.

365
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:58,200
And I hate I hate that I let that influence how I enjoy a movie, like because of his political

366
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200
stances.

367
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,200
But he's so obnoxious.

368
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,400
He is that it's hard to overlook it.

369
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,400
I've never heard of this movie.

370
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,400
I've never heard of it.

371
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,400
It's called Begin Again.

372
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,400
Number six.

373
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,400
This is the worst list ever.

374
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,120
Number five, Love and Other Drugs.

375
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,200
And if we're at number five and I've never heard of it, I've never heard of this one.

376
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,720
This is the worst list ever.

377
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,320
This is one of the broke back guys.

378
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,320
And who's the girl?

379
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,320
Scroll down a little.

380
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320
I have no idea who that girl is.

381
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,640
Liz Lynn Hathaway and Hathaway.

382
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,600
Is that are you sure that's in Hathaway?

383
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600
Yes.

384
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,600
Well, she's she's a cutie.

385
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,320
Yeah, we need to find new list.

386
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,320
Let's finish this.

387
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,320
We're top three.

388
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,800
Yeah, I will finish it because but it's still horrible.

389
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,800
Yeah, that's her.

390
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,800
Yeah.

391
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,800
All right.

392
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,800
So down to number four.

393
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,800
Love Actually.

394
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800
I've heard of that one, I think.

395
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,800
I've heard of it.

396
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800
Never seen it.

397
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800
I don't think I've seen it either.

398
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,800
That's the guy that said Walking Dead.

399
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,480
So he I've never seen that.

400
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,480
All these people turned to zombies.

401
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,880
You haven't seen Walking Dead.

402
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880
Pretty Woman is number three.

403
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,880
Is that a chick flick?

404
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,880
I like it.

405
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880
No, I like it.

406
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,880
All right.

407
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,880
This.

408
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:58,880
Yes, I agree with this.

409
00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,880
Greatest chick flicks of all time.

410
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,880
Yeah, I saw this one with my wife.

411
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,880
Yes, I would.

412
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,880
What about?

413
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880
Well, hold on.

414
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880
We haven't gotten to number two yet.

415
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880
Yeah, there could be two more.

416
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,880
Oh, there is.

417
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,880
I've said that breakfast at Tiffany's.

418
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,880
Did you really?

419
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:14,640
I've never seen it.

420
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,360
They don't play that in that movie.

421
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,360
They're from Denton, by the way.

422
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,080
Great song, by the way.

423
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,080
And here we go.

424
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,080
Never heard of it.

425
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080
We've never heard of it.

426
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,080
Before Sunrise.

427
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,400
We've literally never heard of number one.

428
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,160
Which is Ethan Hawke.

429
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,160
That's just.

430
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,160
Is that Ethan Hawke?

431
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,160
You have Miss Cagini Allity.

432
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,160
That's ridiculous.

433
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,960
You've got The Princess Diaries.

434
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,480
You got The Double Whirrs Prada.

435
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,480
Pretty Woman.

436
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,480
Pitch Perfect.

437
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,480
One Hairy Med Sally.

438
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,480
Sixteen Candles.

439
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,480
Sweet Home All About.

440
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,480
John Tucker Must Die.

441
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,480
Bridget Jones Diaries.

442
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,480
She's the man.

443
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480
There's so many chick flicks.

444
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,480
What the fuck?

445
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,480
The Whirls were on the damn list.

446
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,480
Where's the notebook?

447
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,480
The notebook?

448
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,480
Yeah, that's a huge chick flick.

449
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,480
Are you kidding me?

450
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,480
That's not on that list?

451
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:54,480
Sixty eight best chick flick movies of all time, according to Marie Claire.

452
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,480
OK, fuck Marie Claire.

453
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,480
Well, was that what we just watched?

454
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,480
Because Marie Claire has no idea what a chick flick is.

455
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480
No, that's Cinemaholics.

456
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,480
Oh, OK.

457
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,480
God, that made me kind of.

458
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,480
Awkward.

459
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,480
Awkward.

460
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,480
Awkward.

461
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,480
Awkward.

462
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,480
Awkward.

463
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480
Awkward.

464
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,480
Awkward.

465
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,480
A Walk to Remember.

466
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,480
Great movie.

467
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,480
Number one.

468
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,480
Great movie.

469
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,000
It's a really good movie.

470
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000
Have you seen it?

471
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
No.

472
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000
It's actually outstanding.

473
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
And.

474
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Oh, Dirty Dancing.

475
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Oh, wait a.

476
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
That's another one.

477
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
I'd rate that near the top.

478
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Oh, wait a second.

479
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
I'm confused.

480
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
I'm confused.

481
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
A Walk to Remember.

482
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I thought it was a Walk in the Clouds.

483
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,000
That's a totally different movie.

484
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,100
Yes.

485
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,100
So I agree.

486
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,100
Dirty Dancing.

487
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,100
There's the notebook.

488
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,360
While you were sleeping, I saw that one too.

489
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,360
Hold on.

490
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,760
Roll up to the notebook thing.

491
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,760
Titanic.

492
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760
I've never seen the notebook.

493
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,760
Where's Titanic?

494
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,760
Oh, what?

495
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,760
I've never seen it.

496
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,760
That's fantastic.

497
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,320
That's got Rockford files in it.

498
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,320
Oh, you'll laugh.

499
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,320
You'll cry.

500
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,320
I mean.

501
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,320
It's a Nicholas Sparks.

502
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,320
So prepare if someone dies at the end.

503
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320
Who?

504
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,320
Well, both of them.

505
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,320
James Garner and Rockford files.

506
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,800
Hold on.

507
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,800
In the notebook?

508
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800
In the notebook, yes.

509
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,800
That's Ryan Gosling.

510
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800
No.

511
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:13,840
It's this lady who is on her deathbed in a nursing home.

512
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,320
And her husband is Rockford, Jim Rockford.

513
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,320
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

514
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:21,440
And they flash back reading this notebook to their youth when they meet.

515
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,440
Yes.

516
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,760
So the movie is when they were young.

517
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,760
Yes.

518
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,480
Which is Ryan Gosling.

519
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,560
Well, Ryan Gosling is Jim Rockford, young.

520
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,960
And the girl is.

521
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,960
Rachel McAdams.

522
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,600
Is the older lady when she was younger.

523
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,600
Yes.

524
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,600
So the movie is when they were younger.

525
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600
And they're living their memories.

526
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,600
Oh, so you're saying the older actress is the one that you did the joke.

527
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,200
The joke is that everybody dies in the end.

528
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200
What are you saying?

529
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,960
Yeah, she dies and then he dies right after her.

530
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,960
Correct.

531
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,960
Laying in bed together.

532
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,240
But the story is whatever movie she's in, somebody dies.

533
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,240
No.

534
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,720
Nicholas Sparks, the guy who writes these books.

535
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,720
Gotcha.

536
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,720
These are all based off of books by Nicholas Sparks.

537
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720
I missed that part.

538
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,720
My bad.

539
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,720
OK.

540
00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,720
Yeah.

541
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,720
Every single one of his movies.

542
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,720
I didn't know who Nicholas Sparks was.

543
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,720
My wife was like, I'm not watching it.

544
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,720
She's like every movie of his.

545
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,720
Everyone dies.

546
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,720
It's a great movie.

547
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,720
She hasn't seen it.

548
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,720
Oh, no, she has.

549
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,720
She gets pissed off about it.

550
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720
Oh, the way it ends.

551
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,720
Yeah, they die.

552
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:12,720
They do.

553
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,720
They do.

554
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,720
I guess.

555
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,720
But they're both happy.

556
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,120
At the very end, you're like, OK, I'm 90.

557
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,120
I want to die like that.

558
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,120
Yeah, sure.

559
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:27,720
But I'll tell you another one that really got her is the Nicholas Cage one with Meg Ryan.

560
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,720
God, what was that called?

561
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720
Let me think.

562
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,560
Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.

563
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:41,720
He was an angel who falls in love with this city of angels.

564
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,720
I've seen it.

565
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,200
And she was so pissed off about that.

566
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200
How it ended?

567
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,240
Well, no, about halfway through, he falls in love, gives up his angels, his wings and

568
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,440
everything to become mortal again to live with her.

569
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,040
And then she gets killed by a car.

570
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,520
And she's just like, what the hell?

571
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:04,120
The rest of the movie is him basically walking the earth just what the hell?

572
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,120
As a robot?

573
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,120
Just being morose.

574
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,120
This is why we don't have video.

575
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,120
Right.

576
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,120
You look like an animatronic.

577
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,120
You had the fucking bad T-Rex.

578
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,120
She punched me in the arm.

579
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,120
She's like, what?

580
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,120
Why didn't you tell me?

581
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,120
I was like, I didn't know.

582
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,120
That's so funny.

583
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,120
Yeah.

584
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:27,560
Do you know how many times we'll finish a movie and Shelley hates the ending?

585
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:32,920
If it doesn't end, a love story doesn't end with them holding children or playing with

586
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,760
the children in the front yard.

587
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,600
She's devastated because she wants to see it played out.

588
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,600
Right.

589
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600
She can't, she can't project.

590
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,120
You know what I'm talking about?

591
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,320
She's bad because the movie sucked.

592
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,320
Yeah.

593
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,320
She can't project.

594
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,000
And I was like, Shelley, they live happy ever after.

595
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
It's all good.

596
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
You can make it whatever you want to.

597
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,360
But no, she has to see it visually.

598
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,360
Right.

599
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,880
Speaking of visually, our producer, Mr. Austin, just put up there some animatronics.

600
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,880
What a creepy thing.

601
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880
That's the way you did.

602
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,720
You just did that motion.

603
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,680
By the way, that is the grossest, stickiest place on the planet.

604
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,680
Do they still exist?

605
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,840
Are they still around?

606
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:07,840
I think so.

607
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:15,160
I used to climb up into the Chuck E. Cheese little playground area, the tubes that go

608
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,560
all over the place.

609
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,200
Those are like an infection waiting to happen.

610
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:26,720
I think it's a gain of function laboratory is what Chuck E. Cheese is.

611
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,720
Oh my God.

612
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,960
I remember going up into one of those and there was a diaper.

613
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:36,080
I'm telling you, you could develop all sorts of crazy biological weapons.

614
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,480
We stopped letting our kids play in those after a while.

615
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,120
After we started hearing some of the things.

616
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,120
It's so nasty.

617
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,120
Yeah.

618
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,400
And also those little pits where you have all the little balls.

619
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
The balls?

620
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400
The balls?

621
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400
Oh, the balls.

622
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400
Yeah, think about it.

623
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
Nasty.

624
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400
All right.

625
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,400
Anyway.

626
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
We're on number five.

627
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
All right.

628
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Yeah.

629
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400
And then let's wrap this up.

630
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400
All right.

631
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
Titanic.

632
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,400
So while you were six.

633
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400
From one to ten.

634
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
We fucked that up.

635
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400
We fucked that up.

636
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:07,240
While you were sleeping with, this one was Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher

637
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,240
and Peter Bullock.

638
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240
Yes.

639
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:13,440
So this one was the Hopeless Romantic Chicago Transit Authority token collector that is

640
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,000
mistaken for the fiance of a coma patient.

641
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
So she sees this guy.

642
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
So Peter Gallagher.

643
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
He falls down on the third rail or something.

644
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:27,200
Yeah, Peter Gallagher gets into a coma and she somehow saw it and goes to the hospital.

645
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,200
She's trying to.

646
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,560
He would show up every day, get his ticket from her and she would fall fell in love with

647
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,560
him because he showed up every day at the same time.

648
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,560
You're right.

649
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,240
And then something happened to him and she went out there to rescue him.

650
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,840
And when the ambulance and when the ambulance showed up, she was like she was like, well,

651
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,120
they say, are you with her?

652
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,920
She's like, oh, yeah, I'm with him.

653
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,920
She just went to the hospital.

654
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,040
And the parents were like, hey, are you this person?

655
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,560
They were like, yeah.

656
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,560
She never said no, but.

657
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560
Krockenhaus.

658
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560
Yes.

659
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,560
Krockenhaus.

660
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,560
Krockenhaus.

661
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560
That's funny.

662
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,560
Oh, that's German.

663
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,560
That's one of the funniest.

664
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,560
Well, the ambulance is cracking something.

665
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560
Krocken vehicle.

666
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,560
Krockenwagen.

667
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,560
Krockenwagen.

668
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,560
That's what it was.

669
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,560
Yes.

670
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,560
What the hell?

671
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,560
Bill.

672
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,560
Bill Pullman is the president on Independence Day.

673
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560
Yes, he is.

674
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,440
I just had to think about that.

675
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,860
And then Notting Hill.

676
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,860
We talked about that.

677
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,860
That was then titanic.

678
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,860
Titanic.

679
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,860
Titanic.

680
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:21,560
I was like, oh, my God, did they see would you see breasts?

681
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,560
They did.

682
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,560
Yeah.

683
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560
Her boobs.

684
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,400
By the way, that is I know that is a major chick flick, but it is.

685
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,640
Absolutely outstanding movie.

686
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,000
It really, really is.

687
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I saw it.

688
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,040
I saw it so many times.

689
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040
It's so good.

690
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,040
But I've seen that movie more than once.

691
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,600
Oh, I saw it so many times.

692
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,000
And that part I don't know.

693
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
It's probably would it come out in 97.

694
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,680
It's probably been 20 years since I've seen it.

695
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,200
But yeah, I saw it a lot.

696
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,840
Did you hear the years?

697
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,680
What the I watched it once.

698
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,440
Did you hear what the not that I want to say scandal, but the big debate was.

699
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440
That's what I should say.

700
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
What size cup she was?

701
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,440
No.

702
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:58,200
And when I watched it for the very first time and he's in the water and she's on the on

703
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,440
the on the door or whatever it is she's floating on like, did he get up on it?

704
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,320
I'm like, why don't you just get up there?

705
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,000
Because there was there was room.

706
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,080
There was room.

707
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:13,360
And so everybody everybody is an ongoing debate to where she even finally, like in the last

708
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,440
year or two, weighed in on it.

709
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,440
Right.

710
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,040
To where she said there wasn't enough room.

711
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,560
It had to be me or him.

712
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560
Right.

713
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,680
And it's so hilarious that everybody's like, why did he crawl up there?

714
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,880
And then they could have been together forever like the retarded like like my wife when she

715
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,040
gets upset that it's not the perfect ending.

716
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,040
Right.

717
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,040
Right.

718
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040
People are so wrapped up up in that.

719
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,040
It's great.

720
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,320
I also saw something where they were all bent out of shape because the old lady at the end,

721
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
the rose.

722
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,200
She dropped their frickin gem back in the water.

723
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,480
Did she see those toes look like something from fucking Yoda?

724
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,480
Yeah, that was there.

725
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,480
It was a creepy.

726
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:56,480
And what it was is, oh, so her final thoughts were some dude she screwed for three days

727
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,640
instead of her family she's lived with for 70 years.

728
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:04,640
I'm going to get this to the ocean.

729
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640
Anyway.

730
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,640
All right.

731
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,640
What's next?

732
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,640
What cruel intentions.

733
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,640
Never heard of it.

734
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,640
I've heard of it.

735
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,640
Never seen it.

736
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:17,800
Two vicious step siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager to deflower the new

737
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,800
med masters daughter.

738
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,280
Before the start of the buffalo vampire, buffalo killer girl.

739
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,280
What do you call that?

740
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,280
The vampire.

741
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,280
Thank you.

742
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,280
Buffy.

743
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,280
That is her Greece.

744
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280
Very nice.

745
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,280
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.

746
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,280
We're going the wrong direction.

747
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280
We're going from one to 10.

748
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280
So we've got to get off of this.

749
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:42,720
So I think we've we've we've we've exalt 50 shades of gray.

750
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,760
That's a chick flick.

751
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,760
Soft porn book.

752
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,720
I've never seen 50 shades of gray.

753
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,720
I haven't either.

754
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720
I've seen it.

755
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,720
That's nice.

756
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,120
That's like we ought to get the like what's we ought to get the top 10 list of movies

757
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,120
we'll never see.

758
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,500
Not because they're not good.

759
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,120
It's because we're men and we're not going to see it like broke.

760
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,120
You see back mountain.

761
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,120
I'm never going to watch that.

762
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,120
Yeah.

763
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,120
I'm not going to watch.

764
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,120
Shades of gray.

765
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,120
I'm not going to watch that.

766
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,120
I'm not watching Steel Magnolias either.

767
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,120
Sorry.

768
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,120
Not doing fried green tomatoes.

769
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,120
Hold on.

770
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,120
Hold on.

771
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,120
Hold on.

772
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,120
Hold on.

773
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,120
Hold on.

774
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,120
Hold on.

775
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
This is Julian Roberts.

776
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,120
Dalibard was in there.

777
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120
Oh, my God.

778
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,060
They don't know what of a job.

779
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,440
He's being serious truly.

780
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,440
Roberts had cancer.

781
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,140
This is already you know.

782
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:31,120
This wasn't a this wasn't a horrible disgusting girl movie.

783
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,760
It was about a woman who had cancer.

784
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,420
It was far better than.

785
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,420
So let.

786
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:40,440
apart young with Sean Connery know what's the girl contrary Sean Sean.

787
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,640
It's a girl.

788
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,640
Come back.

789
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
Paul.

790
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,640
Come back back.

791
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:53,360
Tom Hanks those aids yeah all right so he was still dying well not cancer okay

792
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:59,560
yeah what about the beaches will you ever watch beaches no hell no no

793
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,720
that's bett middler wings oh I don't know what songs about bett middler I saw the

794
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:17,920
soundtracks okay we are losing control oh it was a ten worst movies was that go

795
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:25,120
up ten worse okay okay this is the last time we're gonna do the best six senses

796
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:30,080
on that list what the ten worst movies of all time according to IMDB Collider

797
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,400
all right let's do it click on that one ten worse no not that one all right here

798
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:41,080
we go ten worst movies of all time okay that's a John Travolta I've never seen

799
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,600
that one by the way did you read the book that's a Scientology book one of

800
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,280
the best books no it's not a Scientology book that's by L Ron Hubbard but it's

801
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:53,040
not a Scientology book well it's all related no yeah absolutely one of the

802
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,760
best books I've ever read they funded it though whatever no that was before he

803
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:03,060
even wrote Dianetics and all of his Scientology the movie is movie no no the

804
00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:06,640
book well maybe the book but the movie but I'm talking about L Ron Hubbard

805
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:13,140
anyway great book horrible movie great book number nine epic movie never saw

806
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:15,040
it never heard of it looks like something with the Charlie

807
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:19,480
Chocolate Factory yeah they're trying to it's a spoof of a spoof movie it is more

808
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,960
spoof films all right they should they you know what they should even saving

809
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,040
Christmas they shouldn't even include spoof films because they're meant to be

810
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,480
horrible that's the dude from growing pages right there

811
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:36,640
Cameron he's the one going around to local libraries and reading his

812
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:42,920
children's books and they are banning him why is this why the libraries will

813
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,560
not let him read his religious children's book like they'll drag in

814
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,820
there they will I meant to say that's that's got a hit that's that's the

815
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:56,000
argument he's been giving right no anyway but but he's been winning in

816
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,240
courts making the the libraries let him read his son of the mask in 2005 it's

817
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,040
like a Jim Carrey subsidiary movie I never knew Jamie I never heard of the

818
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:11,640
mask 2005 number seven Jamie candy never even heard of him okay all right let's

819
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:16,680
keep going this is yeah this is of the dead it needs to be movies that we've

820
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,520
all heard of that are horrible you know not movies that are obscure that are

821
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:26,240
horrible you know what I mean the hottie and the naughty 2008 that's I've heard of

822
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,400
that because there's stills in that yes the hottie and the naughty okay super

823
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:37,480
babies baby geniuses too yeah I've heard of that is that Barry Bostic birdemic

824
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,800
bird shock and terror 2000 it's like the birds without offer hit shock it's

825
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:52,520
terrible okay 1966 that that means it was probably serious back then whoa

826
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,240
disaster movie number one I thought those were jugs that's her stomach that

827
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,240
is her stomach he's pregnant those dogs

828
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:13,040
it's one really saggy boo she's pregnant with you guys okay yeah I've heard of

829
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:18,040
maybe two of those movies that was horrible bad list that list all right

830
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:25,160
let's move on all right so can we talk about the bourbon now we have bourbon

831
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,840
with what's understand Luca Mariano what are you talking about it's a tiny

832
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,720
bourbon the meat the bola I haven't made up a mind on this yet it's a first of

833
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,400
all guys it's a hundred twenty three and a half or something like that it's a

834
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:47,200
super beefy bourbon it's a single tasty notes a buttery caramel with toasted

835
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,120
vanilla nose followed by a lightly smoked oak rich vanilla and caramel

836
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:57,040
flavor with leathery mouth feel a lot of leather accompanied by tobacco spice

837
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:04,600
dark honey and sugared pecans the whole catcher's mitt yeah there's this is a

838
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:18,000
dusty a dusty old oh look this I'm gonna give it a little honest pull here so this

839
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:24,600
is the winner of the 2022 John something award scroll down a little bit mr.

840
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:29,720
producer you know what I'm gonna say the John barley corn awards that sounds

841
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,760
made up it does anyway go ahead do you remember when I told you earlier was it

842
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,760
what was the the bourbon that you didn't like but I said is you can't say it's

843
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,720
bland that was the one from that's the Rick house Rick house Rick house okay I'm

844
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,440
gonna I'm gonna go in the same camp on this one you can't say it's bland because

845
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:53,440
it's got a ton of flavor and I didn't really like the flavor you don't like

846
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,360
this one I don't I'm not against it I'm not sure yet to be honest I'm not

847
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,960
against it I just it's just different it's uh there's something different

848
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,960
about it well hold on let's let's pretend we're out we're we're sitting

849
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,720
around we're chilling and we're drinking this you're gonna kick it out the front

850
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:16,880
door spit it into the I tasted the tobacco's leather and tobacco I think I

851
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,040
would it would work well with cigar then for some folk I don't smoke a cigar I do

852
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:27,800
smell this tobacco though plan 9 from outer space I saw that hmm it's um it's

853
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:34,660
rough I'm sorry I'll tell you one thing I'm sure I like I'm enjoying and this is

854
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:39,600
something for me first of all I'm talking about the Star Wars sagas just

855
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:46,880
the whole spectrum there's such a wide my brother needs to be here for these

856
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:53,480
conversations he's far more well versed there's there's a Star Wars saga not

857
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,240
just the the movies that came out but they've got like these all these

858
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,480
timelines and all these different stories that they tell you know Han

859
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,360
Sallow I grew up there's the different Jedi's they've got cannon and then

860
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,640
there's some other timeline I forget what they're called and they they

861
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,480
compete with each other and their storylines don't mesh you know and out

862
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,080
there like people that like argue that's not the that's not the official one and

863
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:20,080
yeah that one wasn't written by and there's all these peep camps of yes and

864
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,840
it's other there's some fighting there's some arguments with that but if if if

865
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,840
you are able to raise yourself above those critics and just enjoy the

866
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,320
entertainment yeah it just kind of like just kind of like take in Star Wars and

867
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,040
be it'd be whimsical about it just kind of like all right well you know what all

868
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,600
right well maybe that didn't happen even though it happened in the first right

869
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,720
episode over here they're saying it didn't happen but he can't kill that guy

870
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,880
he died before that something like that so they have a new one that just came

871
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,560
out because you know there's so many that are in the Disney Channel that are

872
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,960
coming out there they really are and they're doing a really good job with

873
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,200
their stores they're not gonna score yeah they're not gonna score a lot in

874
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,680
the box office I mean they're not gonna get a lot of ratings but to fill in the

875
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:06,800
empty gaps of Star Wars just to fill in the story lines it's cool I think it's

876
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,880
cool it's like reading a history book and they just came out with the numb one

877
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,240
the the Soka story from Star Wars as a dead the former Jedi Knight Ahsoka

878
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:19,440
Ahsoka Tano once served as a padawan under the Jedi Anakin Skywalker turns

879
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,440
you know during the Clone Wars you're watching who's watching you're watching

880
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:28,280
I'm way behind on everything I'm trying to get the wife to watch

881
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,320
Clone Wars so a respected leader and warrior attuned to the light side of the

882
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,280
force Ahsoka grew into a formidable fighter before the Empire's reign

883
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,000
changed the course of the Gox history so there's new story where she's out after

884
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000
that you know right after the Clone Wars it's right after Darth Vader

885
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,320
becomes Darth Vader correct this was when and she kind of disappears because

886
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:56,280
she's she's just disgusted with the Jedi that yeah she's she's not necessarily

887
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,520
not a Jedi but she's disgusted with the politics yeah this is the shit that's

888
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,600
going on she's like I can't believe I trained under this dude for so long and

889
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,760
didn't see this so what I'm trying to remember I did watch all the movies I

890
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,120
haven't seen the shows she has she was nowhere in the movie you're gonna have

891
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,920
to okay but I remember the Jedi is getting gutted like routed yeah yes that

892
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,200
was up that was operation 66 or something like that right yeah execute

893
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:30,840
order and what which movie was that that was was that battle the clones that was

894
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:36,800
the last one that's where that was that was the number three yeah whichever one

895
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:41,520
the hell that one's called yeah but it doesn't matter yeah it's something like

896
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:47,200
that execute order 66 it's when that's where they kill the clones turned yeah

897
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,400
yes okay because they have chips implanted in their brains yes and they

898
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,480
killed all the Jedi and they go through all of that in the Clone Wars the bad

899
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:03,000
batch which I really like and because the bad batch so far behind and then you

900
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,840
have rebels you have to get past the animation style no I'm good with the

901
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:14,560
stories themselves are for me are fruitful they're for me I enjoy them

902
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:20,000
because it's just it's something that I like and the SoCo one that just came out

903
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:25,720
I think they have two episodes out three three three now just came out last

904
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,960
comes out every Tuesday Tuesday night the way for and I hate to inject this so

905
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:35,560
you guys don't have any any inkling of the fact that it's Disney well they

906
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:40,520
don't they don't like a lot of Disney like you guys don't even think about

907
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,280
that this is our world no you guys just know I'm not I watch it because the

908
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,840
Star Wars and it's unfortunate that it's Disney and they say that the SoCo one

909
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,600
was based on some sort of women's it's all women there's a lot of women in

910
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,200
there they're all in order but I don't even think about that I just watch that

911
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,880
so good and what's going on I'm not trying to inject that because I can't

912
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,200
stand I haven't noticed any and us doing that I haven't noticed any woke this

913
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:11,800
outside of the it's all women which whatever it's fine yeah so outside of

914
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,600
that I haven't noticed anything with this one the story is okay yeah I think

915
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,160
I think it's kind of slow right I need to I need to I need to engage on that

916
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:27,560
right now I'm watching Star Trek the strange new worlds well that's good I

917
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:32,080
really enjoy I can't wait to watch it it's two seasons out now so you want to

918
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,840
hear something really funny so Shelley and I were sitting down and my father

919
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,560
and I's been visiting for the weekend and and she's like do you want to watch

920
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:45,400
Star Trek with us and I was like what'd you say I go did you what'd you say she

921
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:52,440
goes Star Trek I said are you saying track or trek and she goes it's Star

922
00:33:52,440 --> 00:34:00,000
Trek isn't it I was like oh my god who are you I go you all this time you

923
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:06,640
thought it was Star Trek track track and I'm like don't you see the title when

924
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,000
it comes up and I didn't want to give her like too hard a time because I was

925
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,480
laughing my ass off well honestly it does come across in Star Trek

926
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:19,640
trarious but yeah it says clearly says trek it was hilarious it was oh I laughed

927
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,520
my I laughed my ass off anyway she was like Star Trek I was like I know I'm

928
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:28,120
hearing impaired but are you saying track or trek anyway that's good because

929
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:34,440
because this one is James T Kirk is in it but it's before he's captain of the

930
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:39,520
enterprise right as a young as a young and I don't I mean I don't want to

931
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,840
spoil it for anybody hasn't seen it yet but I don't think they pull it off the

932
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:49,520
guy yeah well he's not no one can pull off it'd be very difficult I get it

933
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:56,080
completely different his mannerisms I tried so hard to see if they if they

934
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,360
went back and looked it I think it's just a you can't replicate it just be

935
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,960
your own Kirk I you'd have to be then I have to then I got to go with that

936
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,760
because it wasn't even close well he was not he's not doing a bad shatter if

937
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,640
that's what I mean but he's doing all right with it

938
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,800
he did okay so he has a lot of mannerisms I love the banter between the

939
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:23,040
doc and he when he comes up with the word bones and you know just the whole

940
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,720
idea is where they came up with his nickname bones yes she took everything

941
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:31,760
but my you know she took everything but my bones in the Star Trek movies yes

942
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,240
yes I just I just I love funny you you know all this extra stuff that's coming

943
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:40,920
out and look in this this could be good this could be bad but my thought is is

944
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:46,040
that the problem I have and it's kind of an oxymoron I'm sorry that's not what

945
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,640
I'm gonna say either what they're coming up with some great stuff and I don't

946
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,520
want to be unappreciative of the new stuff that they're coming out but it's

947
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,120
not new they're riding on the coattails of something that's already existed yes

948
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:01,360
I already previously said these aren't game-winning a series that are coming

949
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:07,180
out even for Star Wars or they're not they're good but they're not like game

950
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:10,840
busters what about the acolyte that's supposed to be coming out what storyline

951
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:16,920
is that what the acolyte what is that's the next one coming out for what that's

952
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:22,640
Star Wars yeah it's called the acolyte I don't know if that follows is that

953
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:30,560
animated as well no I don't know if it follows any of the current story lines

954
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,880
or not well the acolyte is it's a mystery thriller it'll take viewers into

955
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,880
a galaxy of shadowy secrets and emerging dark side powers in the final days of

956
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:46,080
the High Republic era a fire padawan reunites with her her Jedi master to

957
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,640
investigate a series of crimes but the forces they confront are more sinister

958
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,640
than they ever anticipated so I think approximately 100 years before episode

959
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:02,400
one so this is before any of the shit happened so this is where like some of

960
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:08,880
the creepy it can be dark side sinister things that are are coming I think it's

961
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,400
kind of cool but my point by bringing this out is that even though this is a

962
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,360
great thing and I want to see it I'm gonna see it it's still where's the

963
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,360
originality it's like all these songs coming out you know it's like where's

964
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,080
the originality there's all the shit is the same correct you know it's like come

965
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,280
up with your own storyline yeah come up with a brand new are the new blockbusters

966
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,520
that need to I mean well they're trying to recreate a brand new story they're

967
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:40,240
like they're like this story has worked two times now let's do it again well

968
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:45,040
that's characters well just like when Ray can I tell Biden is basically the the

969
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:53,640
episode 8 was a remake of new hope right right with the girl right right so and

970
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:59,680
they can they kind of go through that whole process so I know I mean I even

971
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:05,000
had that complaint about Top Gun 2 that's very formulaic it was good well

972
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,320
good it was a good story but it was basically a repeat of Top Gun yeah I

973
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:16,080
mean down to like this scene sequence I mean it was like it was still good I

974
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:21,480
enjoyed it was still good but but so the acolyte story is interesting because

975
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:26,440
what I think what makes this show different and interesting is that that

976
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,040
it's from the perspective of the bad guys or the villains of Star Wars

977
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:34,680
correct oh interesting do you see Carrie-Anne Moss isn't that she from the

978
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,080
Matrix the Matrix yeah she was smoking hot back then what she looked like she's

979
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:43,880
still pretty now oh she's pretty see the Matrix that series yeah that's a great

980
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,600
movie that first movie was the best one there was your creative your creative

981
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:53,640
never been done before it never been done before from a from a special effects

982
00:38:53,640 --> 00:39:00,680
and fighting scenes and the way they did the dangle the people I guess dangle the

983
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:06,720
actors it's amazing have you seen what the the two the two brothers look like

984
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,640
these days well they're not brothers the Wachowski brothers Wachowski sisters

985
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:16,520
they have both transition yeah what I don't get that oh that is retarded they

986
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,480
both you didn't know that yeah we talked about it one of the prior

987
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:24,520
podcasts I am just whatever whatever makes them happy I don't care and I don't

988
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,360
care that they still make good movies whatever man there you go you know what's

989
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,880
interesting is kind of Keanu Reeves is he's gonna be in the Star Wars acolyte

990
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,960
that we're talking about it reportedly swapped John Wick for the

991
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:42,320
Jedi's and joined the Star Wars universe the Matrix actor 58 is a rumor to have

992
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:48,720
filmed a cameo appearance the upcoming Disney plus series the acolyte said a

993
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,960
hundred years before the film Star Wars episode one the Phantom have you read

994
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:58,080
any of the books there's hundreds and hundreds of books yeah actually I have

995
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,400
all unofficial no they are they're actually official they I actually read a

996
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,440
lot now that I'm starting to think about it there's a so many like how are they

997
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,400
official like don't they have to be written by the one actor the one author

998
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:15,760
like who sanctions it because that's part of the debate well George Lucas

999
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,440
created Star Wars yes and I guess he sold the rights probably to a publishing

1000
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,360
house and said all right you're the author for the next three books you got

1001
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:29,080
the next three and you got the next three I was under the impression that

1002
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:35,400
that was part of the scandal but part of the dissension is that the these

1003
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,360
different authors kind of jumped into the story and just kind of wrote their

1004
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,080
own I don't know about that I haven't read any of them so I don't know but I

1005
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:46,840
don't know I know I know a lot of people say the books are good because they go

1006
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:51,640
into a lot of the detail you can details in the stories background new characters

1007
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:57,840
whole nine yards yeah that's great right so there's there's canon and you know

1008
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,960
what I should know but I don't know that's what my brother should be on the

1009
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,760
podcast he needs to get out here pretty soon but he could fill us fill us in on

1010
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,920
those storylines because he has read almost all those books because he's a

1011
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:16,560
huge nerd in fact he just he just reading books he just sent me a text

1012
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,400
because he just bought a stormtrooper gun you know and it's not really a gun

1013
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:26,880
it's the the thing you put your your 9 millimeter in and it's oh yeah but those

1014
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,640
little chassis a lot of them are illegal because they got the little strap around

1015
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:35,800
your forearm right but they ATF tried to eliminate yeah so what they came up with

1016
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,160
a solution for it they say they just remove the arm brace there's a little

1017
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,120
nub you could put on the back of it until they pass the law so you could

1018
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:47,720
still use the apparatus and it just doesn't go over your arm which is you

1019
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:52,280
know the whole design of that oh my god ATF has no authority to be put not laws

1020
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,760
I well who the fuck do they think they are no I don't get it I don't get it I

1021
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,240
don't get it a body you know so who the fuck are they to say you can't have

1022
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:04,040
bump stocks which they overruled now you can you know and then it's the the arm

1023
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,880
brace you can't I mean arm brace a spirit of that was so that soldiers who have

1024
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,000
lost a limb in war or something like that could still have the function of

1025
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,840
using a gun you know that's the spirit of it but that's not how it's being used

1026
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:22,040
no it gives a pistol the accuracy of a rifle but what is the problem with

1027
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:27,280
giving the accuracy of I mean why why why I don't know it makes no sense

1028
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,760
it's just like all right well to me they're kind of like well why pistols I

1029
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,120
just don't get it I don't get either it's just like all right well I want to

1030
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,080
make an accurate shot so it's just like are you worried that when when big

1031
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,040
brother comes in that we're gonna have a better shot on them I mean what I don't

1032
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,440
get right I just don't get it like that like that that j6 guy that was just

1033
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,360
arrested that is really those crazy they did what they pulled over on the side of

1034
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:58,680
the road right agents approached him with with you know AR 15 today or they

1035
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,480
like reviewing videotape and found this guy this two and a half years later yeah

1036
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,440
they're there just there are they going after the other folks they see in videos

1037
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,800
now that they're identifying them oh they're still there you're there you're

1038
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:15,200
working the movie and you you grabbed a fence we're gonna come get you so they

1039
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,880
can't find all these people that are going in and bombing federal buildings

1040
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,360
in a rain Washington ransacking stores yeah it's just they're gonna go after

1041
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,400
that these guys did what I mean what did they do it's ridiculous it's not an

1042
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,400
insurrection the only reason they're labeled this is an insurrection is

1043
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,080
because they want to prevent Donald Trump from getting into office by the

1044
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,380
label that and they're pushing it amendment 14 amendment 14 and they're

1045
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:44,920
starting to go that route well starting that was the that was what the plan was

1046
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,760
the entire time this whole thing is a chess game word insurrection was so

1047
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:53,840
critical from the get-go because they wanted to attach that to the amendment

1048
00:43:53,840 --> 00:44:00,000
14 yeah well you know Donald Trump clearly sidestep that I think in my mind

1049
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:06,560
because during that that what the speech he rally he said peacefully yeah he said

1050
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,760
let's let's go over there and peacefully March on the Capitol and let them know

1051
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:17,540
our voices but then here's where it got dicey he tells Pence not to not not

1052
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:22,360
ratify it's not the right word but he told Pence not to certify it certify

1053
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:29,680
thank you certify the elector of the electorate vote so well I mean I don't

1054
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:35,860
know I don't know yeah I mean but so what he said that yeah I mean people say

1055
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:41,080
that doesn't make it a break in the law and how does that tie into January 6

1056
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:47,440
oh no I'll have him that day they wanted Pence to but one doesn't

1057
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,560
down doesn't getting a speed ticket over here in shoplifting over here oh I guess

1058
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:58,160
no no I got you I got you it's ridiculous it's ridiculous I mean one

1059
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,880
guy wasn't even in Washington DC the ex-proud boys well he was the proud boy

1060
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:10,200
creator leader leader yeah 22 years in prison he wasn't even there he wasn't

1061
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,640
even there he supposedly planned it right was that what he they got him for

1062
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:21,280
I guess so I don't know he he organized it I don't know it was probably just a

1063
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,600
night out on the town and then meanwhile we still have video of like federal

1064
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:30,040
agents guiding people and and who was the guy that did this and who was the

1065
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:33,640
guy that did that a video of all this shit and they still the only thing I

1066
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:39,000
hope happens is if a Republican wins this next time all these people get

1067
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,520
pardoned that would be awesome they just does a mass part if you were

1068
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,640
convicted in January 6 bullshit you're here by pardon yeah and they get their

1069
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,680
jobs back like the they won't there's like a grant there's like a grandmother

1070
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,680
who's lost her job because she was there with her husband no other reason so if

1071
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,160
we would have gotten to that there's potential that they would have seen us

1072
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,840
on video and we would have lost lost her jobs yes they would have come arrest us

1073
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,120
yes if we were the wrong place the right time right wrong time I would have been

1074
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:14,320
firing into the building probably bazooka so yeah my business yeah when

1075
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,360
you handed me the RPG and I was like how do I fire this both of us would have

1076
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:27,440
been fucked shoot the backwards right yeah you know and the thing is is is you

1077
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,000
know I would go to an event like that I mean nobody knew January 6th gonna be

1078
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,160
like it was just a simple rally that was a thousand people there but the

1079
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,480
hundred thousand people or more are they going after all of them dick it sounds

1080
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,920
like it it sounds like you were there were coming after you kind of yes that

1081
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,320
you know and there were people that didn't didn't go into the building like

1082
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,480
they didn't go into the Capitol building they were there and yes they were seen

1083
00:46:52,480 --> 00:47:00,840
you lost your job that's right that's right yeah I read that I and it makes

1084
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,600
your blood boil but it makes you go you know how can we how can we like make a

1085
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,580
difference in this how do we help those people but the thing is we can't but the

1086
00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:13,120
thing is if that happened to us we couldn't do anything about it we could

1087
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,840
do nothing we could do nothing about it they fired us because we went and they

1088
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:22,520
said well you went yeah and you're you're you're you're a toxic political

1089
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:27,200
they could fire you yeah they could Texas is a right to work state right

1090
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:33,000
right so they could fire you for whatever they want you know it's it's

1091
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:38,520
unfathomable that something like this can happen in the great United States of

1092
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:43,600
America I could agree more you know it's just you know I thought you were

1093
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,920
innocent until proven you know until you're proven guilty and you know to me

1094
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:54,880
that those aren't terrorists I mean what exactly did you do I mean where's the

1095
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,640
crime I mean so there were some people who were violent I know we there are

1096
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:05,040
there were a lot of people there that were provoked by outside influencers

1097
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:11,680
yeah that were obviously doesn't doesn't absolve them but yeah what is the

1098
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:17,440
guy named pep pep ray Epps ray Epps right you know I mean he was a huge

1099
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:22,520
instigator and I'm just like what the hell were of all people he should have

1100
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:27,100
been flogged right he should have been thrown in well he's the one where they

1101
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:30,680
can't answer if he's an agent or not right that's right he was on the most

1102
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:36,320
wanted list and then dropped off the most wanted list with no explanation and

1103
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:42,200
what about the other that queuing on shaman dude I mean what yeah that was he

1104
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,120
was wandering around but he had two people guiding him around they were

1105
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,680
opening trying to open doors unlocking doors for him he was like hey what's

1106
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:53,840
going on guys they let him out because of that Tucker thing right yeah yeah and

1107
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:59,840
the whole Tucker Carlson interview where they he interviewed the who was it the

1108
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:08,120
the the chief of police the capital the capital chief of police yes and that guy

1109
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:13,360
he released some fantastic gems on there oh yeah he outed everything he outed the

1110
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:19,240
the in the absurdity of the delays and not getting help and how he basically

1111
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:23,160
police got there from New Jersey that's right that before the the Washington

1112
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,880
police got there if you haven't watched that I highly recommend you go watch it

1113
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,560
because he completely implies that the whole thing was a setup it's just while

1114
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,520
he was at Fox was just after the Fox this is this is on his own platform

1115
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:41,080
actually it's too so he did this one of the reasons why he they they they

1116
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,520
severed things with with Fox's he had the interview with Fox wouldn't air it

1117
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:50,800
and Fox said well they were gonna air they were like yeah you're fired you

1118
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,720
fired right before they would air it because they were about to air it then

1119
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:58,400
they fired his ass and so he brought him back yeah because he says well the guy

1120
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,800
the Washington Chief Police was like well you know what I'll just come back

1121
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,440
we'll do we'll record we'll do it again yeah I think it's great I think Tucker

1122
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,760
Carlson's up to what 17 18 interviews right now you know he's he's doing great

1123
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:19,960
um and he's relevant and how do you guys feel about his his Twitter X platform

1124
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:24,040
like how do you guys feeling about it it looks like just like watch one of his

1125
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:28,840
regular interviews it does I didn't like the one with with with Donald Trump I'll

1126
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:33,320
be honest I thought it was I never watched I thought it was a softball it

1127
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,200
was not only softball but they didn't they didn't even cover things that

1128
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,680
mattered he let him ramble he let Donald Trump just ramble about a bunch of stuff

1129
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:47,880
that like nobody it wasn't anything anyone any of us wanted to hear like like

1130
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,840
we want to hear about what are you what's going on with this yeah I agree I

1131
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,520
agree that they should have done there there were some more comprehensive

1132
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,520
questions he could have thrown his way and yeah it's softball the hell out of

1133
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,040
it you did so I watched the whole entire interview and that's exactly what

1134
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,280
happened I kept thinking to myself you wasted something yeah when you're gonna

1135
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,240
get to something of substance yeah is there something there that I'm not

1136
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:11,680
seeing and I was like what did I miss it part of the interview somewhere there

1137
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,520
was really nothing it was kind of like well there's still you know Trump could

1138
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,040
probably still say I'm not talking about this is this list if you talk about it

1139
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:24,160
that's over you know the crazy thing that Tucker's saying though is that

1140
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,480
they're trying to stop you here they're trying to stop you there the only thing

1141
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:34,200
left is for them to kill you that's what I mean what I was like you can you say

1142
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:38,880
that out loud I mean he did he did I know and they're like he's literally

1143
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,960
saying to Donald Trump's face the only way they can stop you now is to kill you

1144
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:51,720
what happens in that scenario man that would be ugly guys ugly ugly ugly I

1145
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:55,080
don't know what happened I don't know there's a lot of crazy people out there

1146
00:51:55,080 --> 00:52:01,360
well you know the the the the empty vacuum will fill with somebody else and

1147
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:08,440
you know there'll be someone like Ray Vic you know I think it would almost

1148
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:16,600
shoe in a Republican in the next election it'd be a hundred percent I

1149
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:24,840
think whoever whoever fills that shoe would win yes but who probably probably

1150
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,360
the fact I don't know I don't know Nikki Haley Nikki Haley or DeSantis I think I

1151
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:36,160
think Sandra Hutchinson or Sandra Bullock no Sandra be a pretty president

1152
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:43,680
although she uses botox Vietnamese it's Hutchinson right

1153
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:50,400
that's right am I got a Hutchinson I'm talking about Sandra the the the she's a

1154
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,920
governor of Arkansas or something like that from Huckabee oh Sarah Huckabee

1155
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,200
there you go Sarah and she's not ready for president no no she's not but what

1156
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,440
I'm saying is that she would be a good president she's already been the press

1157
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,040
secretary off as governor first and she's doing a great job she is she has

1158
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,760
a very bright political future ahead of her you know and and you you don't want

1159
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,640
to rush it and and that's what I say about DeSantis too don't rush it don't

1160
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:20,240
rush it because here's the thing if he if he does his thing before he's ready it

1161
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:25,800
taints him correct and then he'll forever forever have a bag of not real you know who I

1162
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,000
think he is he's he's a speaker of the house kind of material DeSantis right

1163
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,560
because he's he's he looks like someone from the Muppet show he's up hold on

1164
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:39,680
to the speaker the house you have to be 90 don't you now did she did she just

1165
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:45,880
pass that they're going back to paper ballots in Arkansas for their elections

1166
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:50,640
I love it if she did I think I read I didn't read the story but I thought I

1167
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:56,120
saw a headline that Arkansas is going back to paper ballots that would be

1168
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:00,960
fantastic well the Arkansas March on March 18th no

1169
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,880
the governor signed several bills that changed the elections in the natural

1170
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:11,560
state so that which include isn't ditching voting three of the bills make

1171
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:17,440
changes to elections what no that's why you don't believe anything online so no

1172
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,960
one even saw it yeah Arkansas isn't ditching voting machines for paper

1173
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:26,800
ballots despite online rumors see there you go then it says down here paper

1174
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:33,720
ballot bill passed Arkansas Senate so what do you believe anymore right no

1175
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:37,400
shit you believe the AP or I don't know who that these people are Arkansas

1176
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:43,960
advocate it says here this one is about KY 3 the place to be for Channel 4 it

1177
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,680
says the Springfield Missouri the Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee

1178
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,320
Sanders signed several bills on Thursday three of the bills changed the elections

1179
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:55,520
natural site Senate bill 254 eliminates right in candidates from elections the

1180
00:54:55,520 --> 00:55:00,360
new law makes it so that candidate cannot register in right candidates it

1181
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,320
also says no votes for in right candidates can be counted in elections

1182
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:08,080
the governor also signed House 1510 into law which changes when special elections

1183
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,840
can be held there's an ex hold on paper ballots there you go there are new rules

1184
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,920
for paper ballots in Arkansas due to the signing of the bill at 520 if a county

1185
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:21,560
decides to use paper ballots in an election a new law says those ballots

1186
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:27,080
must be compatible with the state's electronic vote counters so I don't know

1187
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,800
what that means the ballots have to be put through the machine before they be

1188
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,680
counted by hand that the count is has to be done with numbers submitted to the

1189
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,980
Arkansas Secretary of State no less than 24 hours of the polls close so she's

1190
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:42,560
tied the things down is what it sounds like yeah which is good I mean it's only

1191
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,720
Arkansas and frankly they need to do it across the board on every single thing

1192
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:51,000
it seems to lose it seems to loose a goosey we should have an answer where

1193
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,080
then a couple days not fucking two months that will never happen again

1194
00:55:55,080 --> 00:56:01,480
after the last election we will not know for weeks it's bullshit though we always

1195
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:08,480
knew the next morning I know we always knew until 2020 unless it's a blowout if

1196
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:13,800
it's a blowout they'll call it we did have the hanging chat issue right if

1197
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:21,680
it's a Reagan Mondale where he wins by 90% or whatever we take I think Monday

1198
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:26,040
won one state right they'll call it all right yeah I don't think it's gonna

1199
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,400
happen anymore then that's what makes everybody question things I think it's

1200
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:36,040
me so rightfully so it could we're 50-50 man we are the hell you know it and then

1201
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:42,800
we say this we say this a lot you know if they can't digitally manage our money

1202
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,760
you can tally electronic votes I mean that's what I'm saying if you like

1203
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,800
digital footprint you can do if you have a digital footprint right that's tied

1204
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:57,560
into your social security number then and it's a secure website there should

1205
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:03,160
be instantly I know you instantly know what your is your vote is they do it on

1206
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:11,360
Twitter they have these polls yeah yeah use those those those are very official

1207
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:16,760
like no I'm still alive right there did you did you hear what Tulsi Gabbard said

1208
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:21,520
I love her by the way Tulsi Gabbard she has the gray pubes thing running yeah

1209
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,800
why you see pubes thing that's gross just imagine it I think she's hot and

1210
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:32,440
she's in the military was in the middle she was anyway she totally dog this you

1211
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,240
talk you talked about the Associated Press you like whether or not you trust

1212
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,920
them right she calls them the Associated Propaganda oh yeah I love that yep and

1213
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:45,440
you know what what about Robert F candy jr. I haven't heard much out of him

1214
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,880
recently well he's still out there because it's so painful to listen to

1215
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:53,880
him well it is it is hard and you know why right his condition he's got like a

1216
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:59,800
throat condition it's not just he's like yeah he spasms yeah yeah it's like his

1217
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,560
doesn't matter it doesn't matter I know he's healthy he's physical he's he's got

1218
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:08,000
these but it is distracting yeah it's like you can't take him seriously

1219
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,560
yeah you know you look great but you sound like Joe Biden so we're just it's

1220
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:17,720
kind of like when Franklin Delano Roosevelt they said he they never

1221
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,120
sure yeah they never showed him in a wheelchair because people just it

1222
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,400
doesn't look good in a wheelchair right kind of like his voice you know then

1223
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:29,080
again Abbott's been in a wheelchair since forever yeah yeah a tree fall on

1224
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:34,480
them today that's right when he was a young man like in his 20s a tree fell on

1225
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:40,320
him while he was jogging but John F. Kennedy cut it down I'm gonna get this

1226
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,920
son of a bitch anyway I like Robert F. Candy jr. I like him and I like Tulsa

1227
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,160
Gabbard and though they and guess what they're Democrats but other previous

1228
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:54,160
podcast said you would never vote for a Democratic platform I need to well I

1229
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:58,560
need to hear what the what their plan you said you would never vote for a

1230
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:03,840
democratic platform they have a whole different setup so no there's no way I

1231
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,860
would ever vote for a Democrat because I don't want more government period

1232
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:12,480
right there's a national government right now right it is you know what all

1233
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,880
right so let's get into this real quick here's the thing it's easy here's the

1234
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:22,000
problem here's the roadblock that Democrats know that Republicans run into

1235
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:28,960
when they try to woo the Democrat and independent voters it's one thing to say

1236
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:35,240
that the federal government shouldn't be responsible for ABCD okay and I agree

1237
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,440
with that it's not the federal government role it should be small

1238
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:43,440
government at the federal level it should be power down to the people at

1239
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,960
the state county city level okay push the power to as close to the people that

1240
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,120
are impacted by your decisions as possible I'm a big believer in that but

1241
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:59,400
what you can't do is say you know homelessness horrible example but

1242
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:05,120
homelessness the Democrats want to solve it with sweeping massive expensive

1243
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:10,080
bloated bureaucracy let's give them crackpipes they want to solve it with

1244
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:15,160
two dollars of spending on the federal level okay and Republicans like we don't

1245
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,840
need that reparations yep we don't need that at the federal level we need at the

1246
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:25,400
state level you can't stop there you still have to have a solution right so

1247
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,640
you have to say this is what I recommend we do we do a coalition of state and

1248
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:35,080
charity and county government and and this is the blueprint for how we solve

1249
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:39,040
that problem at a local level I think you reopen all the mental hospitals and

1250
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:44,360
we don't do that real public mental hospitals that get rid of a lot of the

1251
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:50,200
homeless yeah rehabilitate them yeah and most and most of them have mental and

1252
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:57,440
then euthanize them and that's what lobotomy no no no your mic was hot you

1253
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:03,000
had a hot mic on that yeah yeah so so yeah so a lot of those folks that would

1254
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,640
have been a mental hospital are the streets now that's right that's right and

1255
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,720
that's why they're there like that dude that just beat the shit out of that

1256
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:13,720
six-year-old woman in the subway this earlier with us yesterday the day before

1257
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:20,840
I don't know I didn't see you oh this this guy big dude started smacking the

1258
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:24,640
six-year-old woman see if you can pull that up on the the video six-year-old

1259
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,340
woman six zero oh sixty oh yeah sixty-year-old

1260
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:33,760
stage that's Benjamin Button story like a year old woman beaten New York

1261
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:40,180
unbelievable yeah so there's a they show the video he's like he he beats her

1262
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:46,520
like own came for two minutes just non-stop non-stop he just smacks the

1263
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:54,120
shit out of her oh my god you know it beating a woman with her own cane now

1264
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:58,120
that was a little ten second I don't even know who the hell is taking that

1265
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:01,600
picture but or the camera and there's like video that's a great question

1266
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:05,760
though because that's what people do now they don't help instead of helping well

1267
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,560
they're behind the glass so that that's all that works there they don't want to

1268
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,960
get involved that's the trend there's like it there's like a three or there's

1269
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:16,400
like a two or three minute video though of the security camera footage that was

1270
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,680
there and he sits there and beats the shit out of her tooth for two minutes

1271
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:25,920
straight and he hits her so hard he breaks that cane he breaks the cane and

1272
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,160
then starts to punch her and then kick her oh great now then he starts yelling

1273
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,680
you know the thing that that bothered why and why is he not shot dead by

1274
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,360
authorities no there that arrived no one there no one there then he disappeared

1275
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,960
he looted the place but they know exactly who he is well they do now they

1276
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,320
found out who he was they found out and guess what he was already on a watch

1277
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:49,140
list he's been he's been arrested three hundred times and released and released

1278
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:56,160
within minutes but the unbelievable the thing about it that I agree yeah I kind

1279
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,040
of lost my train of thought here but let's talk about something happy before

1280
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,520
I start breaking sure hold on I want to talk about this they were talking about

1281
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:09,480
the mayor and how ineffective they are and is just Eric Adams and you know and

1282
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:14,440
I had bigger hopes for him because he used to be the sheriff Oh or the chief

1283
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:19,080
of police of New York yeah Eric Adams used to be immediately turn their backs

1284
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,640
on him oh I expected more from him than what he's doing the thing about is at

1285
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,400
the end of the video that they show because there's a longer video out there

1286
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,720
that shows the whole beating and at the end of the video that they don't show

1287
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:35,880
you is that the guy stops beating her and starts yelling at him and he's

1288
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,600
staying so I wanted to hear what he had to say something he was upset about

1289
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:45,240
something obviously he said you took away my Hogan's heroes I watched it

1290
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:49,120
every night I'm not sure that's exactly what he said because they're all

1291
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,160
fucking insane where you look oh you got the hearing aids you could read his

1292
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,320
lips I'm so it was I'm seeing they're fucking insane that's the problem they're

1293
01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:01,320
mentally ill I should be on the streets put them down but my point is I wanted

1294
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,520
to hear what he was saying because there could be something that he was like I

1295
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,440
can't believe you came over and kicked him a cup of coffee that was sitting on

1296
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,760
the ground I'm like I'm not saying that he said that but I'm like what was

1297
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:16,840
behind what yeah was it was it was it was they just they just bumped into each

1298
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,880
other or was there but does it matter it's not a race issue they're the same

1299
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:26,720
but did it warrant what she got oh absolutely no hell no no but I doesn't

1300
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,400
mean that some people should be cain to a little bit more often I believe I

1301
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:35,440
think oh so you're saying she should be maybe she's done as much him I'm

1302
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:40,680
suggesting that maybe there's an opportunity for that to happen I'm not

1303
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,320
saying it happened I'm just saying maybe that's what happened I don't know I

1304
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:48,240
wasn't there but I do know he was mad he was pointing his finger at her like

1305
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:52,400
the point but there was no there was no video there's no audio on that that's

1306
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:56,640
not like well why did they tell you the audio gibberish pardon he can be saying

1307
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:01,840
gibberish what could be you know just making shit up why why put but then why

1308
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,560
put it on the air why put on the air why watch him point his finger down at her

1309
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:09,200
yelling at her that you should at least have the audio on there so you can hear

1310
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,880
well what is he saying exactly it's like he's like don't you talk Trump I love

1311
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:18,360
Trump yeah maybe it's like maybe it's cuss word cuss word cuss word cuss word

1312
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:24,480
like we can okay then that's fine the beep beep beep beep but my point is is

1313
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,360
that any of this shit that there's something there I don't know I don't know

1314
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:33,640
I'm not sure if they're in this we we make so well the video has been removed

1315
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:39,920
what was that yeah that you took it away I just I don't know well it's

1316
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,040
unfortunate I feel bad for that lady I mean he beat the shit out of her with

1317
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,480
the with the cane and then broke it start punching her and kick her then

1318
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,760
yelled at her and then took no one deserves that no no one deserves it but

1319
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:53,480
well after they found they did find the guy earlier today and he had like nine

1320
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:58,280
different I mean there was a laundry list of shit that he was been in for like

1321
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:03,280
you know a decade and then released immediately I guess it's just

1322
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,480
unfortunate but you know I feel bad for that woman nobody deserves that no no

1323
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,720
one deserves that that was just like well but the thing is is that why I mean

1324
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,640
does it need to be a reason some of these people are just fucking crazy they

1325
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:19,680
are fucking you know but stories of somebody sitting on a bench let's get

1326
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,160
them and they that's my bench yeah and they walk over and grab them and throw

1327
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,720
them on the subway tracks or throw shit in their face or punch them in the face

1328
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,920
and they literally had zero interaction at all yeah yeah it's almost like you

1329
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:35,360
need to be super vigilant a hundred percent of the time absolutely need to

1330
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:40,480
be on your guard ready absolutely that's why I don't really have any desire to go

1331
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:46,920
to San Francisco New York Chicago right now or downtown Dallas Portland I can

1332
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,040
wait until it improves that's why I carry my gun everywhere I mean I just

1333
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,240
you know I avoid I avoid all that shit to be honest I'd say I went to the

1334
01:06:54,240 --> 01:07:03,240
doctor's office today and I would then I'll just say you if your filter is

1335
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:09,320
activating yes like that is something really so I will tell you this I'll say

1336
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:14,720
that there are stickers that they put on the door warning there is a patriot

1337
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,600
missile system there are stickers that they put on the door with the with the

1338
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:22,280
little gun in the little slash through it like you can't have guns in here all

1339
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:28,040
right but I'm thinking I have a CHL so I'm gonna go in there with my gun but

1340
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:32,600
they're rural Trump's yours yes well but I have a concealed privately-owned

1341
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:36,040
company does that well I mean I didn't understand the label I was saying does

1342
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,500
that mean I can't bring my open carry in here you or does that mean I can have a

1343
01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:44,440
concealed kid not knowing would not win you that case yeah ignorant to the law

1344
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,800
is no excuse I get it however I'm still gonna do it I don't care the thing is

1345
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:53,320
the shit happens if something breaks out do you think the criminals are gonna be

1346
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:57,840
following that's the thing I know I agree you're you are a good guy with a gun

1347
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:01,960
yeah that's like the guy in the mall who's not allowed to bring his weapon in

1348
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:06,800
there drops that guy in eight seconds right and saved countless and the Libs

1349
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,480
are like he should have had that gun there and they should pursue they should

1350
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:14,880
prosecute that was what the comments were he brought a gun into the mall why

1351
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:19,840
are they not prosecuting him right meanwhile he saved God knows dozens of

1352
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:26,280
lives right right unbelievable but seriously I mean I mean but how this is

1353
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:33,240
about those those things I mean so where can you not take a gun I mean just

1354
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,960
because there's a sticker on there I mean because sometimes let's say for

1355
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:43,600
example we don't allow this in our place it's just a like this a mall we don't

1356
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:48,440
allow people in here with with black shirts okay it's just a rule we don't

1357
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:51,520
allow people black company they could do whatever they want yeah they do but does

1358
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:57,800
it break the law it breaks their rule they could kick you out very good so is

1359
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:02,400
that the same thing for a gun I think the guns different than a black shirt

1360
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:07,000
okay I see where you go all right so let's say yeah they say no guns and you

1361
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:12,320
walk in and for some reason somehow somebody saw that you had a gun and so

1362
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:17,200
they call the police and so the police show up and they say sir you know that

1363
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:20,440
the establishment here says you cannot have a gun so you need to lead their

1364
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:25,480
premises exactly you would not get arrested that's my point he's so I

1365
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:29,920
that's I and I'm not a lawyer so that's what I think they would ask you to is it

1366
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:35,080
illegal to go into the mall with a gun no or is that illegal so I can go to the

1367
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:39,040
mall with a gun it's not just legal I'm just breaking their community against

1368
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:43,240
their rules so and they have are you sure because I'm not sure because

1369
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,480
sometimes you see ordinance blah blah blah blah a bunch of shit no guns okay

1370
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,760
well that's a city ordinance and yes that is that would make it against the

1371
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:56,680
law right yeah but it would have to have the city ordinance code on there yes but

1372
01:09:56,680 --> 01:10:00,800
what if it doesn't have that it just has a gun to the slash don't bring guns then

1373
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:06,000
that's the mall rule right and they have the right to deny you entry and they can

1374
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,840
throw you out but if the cops show up they'll they'll tell you you need to

1375
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,320
leave you need to leave and that was not cool and they'll probably investigate

1376
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:17,480
you like what they listen so they'll make sure you're not psycho when they'll

1377
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:20,880
figure out check you are probably throw you at the back of the car for a little

1378
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:26,560
while and let you go and they'll be like oh my god wanted in 52 states now they'll

1379
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:33,240
be like oh you do the dudes like us podcast they go whoa I voted for Biden

1380
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:38,420
don't like do we know any Leo's fucked do we know any law enforcement officers

1381
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:42,600
we can have on the program I do cognitive he would never come on the show

1382
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:49,000
but I do know several oh just say we can use a alias yeah we can mask his voice

1383
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:59,480
like inspector gadget watch that show inspector gadget I saw the movies with

1384
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:07,480
the boys I think I did see a couple of it was cool he always had some weird

1385
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:11,400
gadget yeah yeah these arms extended like these metal arms that would go out

1386
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:17,080
forever correct it was a cool show I did one of you said who's the brain fart

1387
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:23,280
who's the girl that was like talking about pollution spoke of the you Greta

1388
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,480
Thunberg what do you guys said I was gonna say Gretchen Wilson I was like

1389
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:31,600
that's not it what have you guys said a picture for Greta thank you thank you

1390
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:37,480
Jeff was a cigarette pardon was a cigarette no what about her no okay

1391
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:44,720
somebody sent a picture to me with Greta Thunberg where she had she was smoking a

1392
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:51,120
cigarette she was smoking hot she had a very large breast no that's all AI shit

1393
01:11:51,120 --> 01:12:01,160
she 11 no she shit don't say that she's 17 she's 17 and a half yes I got to leave

1394
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:07,360
this kitty porn she's 17 11 months just hold for another month and you're good

1395
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:16,240
she's 20 years old no then you're good are you good it's still creepy though so

1396
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:23,360
it's like her in a bikini yeah she was not good looking at all I don't believe

1397
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:30,280
any of that to me neither any of those bikini shots no way no just that

1398
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,920
whatever I thought it was one of you I was kind of where the hell did you get

1399
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:39,880
that picture I did not send that anyways yeah she was like she I mean it was well

1400
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:45,760
moving on moving on moving on cuz that's what I'm super excited about this coming

1401
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:53,200
weekend why what's up this week and a film no wait a minute wait a minute

1402
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:59,000
wasn't there a special release at 1845 this weekend there was I printed it up

1403
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,760
and I was about to read it but I left the papers on the printer and we didn't

1404
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:06,440
go this past weekend so don't refer no no no we just got I just got an email

1405
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:10,840
yeah well the email wasn't about that the email was trying to the email

1406
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:15,500
specifically was asking questions regarding the differences between the

1407
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:18,560
two they said they wanted a sampling they said hey what do you guys think what

1408
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,920
were the differences between the two see if you can pick out the different types

1409
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:25,280
of notes all right here we go it says I got the email from 1845 distilling

1410
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,840
company proudly distilled in Texas it says what's going on this week small bass

1411
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:37,160
small batch cast cask strength come on we are fielding a few questions about

1412
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:45,600
our newly released pre pre preemption oh my god I can't see I can't see this I

1413
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,320
can I make it bigger reverence small batch cast thing something your wife

1414
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:54,880
would say Texas we did bourbon whiskey specifically what is the difference

1415
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,680
between it and a single barrel there we go well we know that it's a blend of

1416
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:03,680
which a blend of splendid different barrels bury your yoles yes so are we

1417
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,760
interested in getting this or we are we're getting them all we have the

1418
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,680
single barrel out there right I'm gone this week also we're getting the blend

1419
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,640
so what you're saying well the blend is getting released is that what it is

1420
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:21,600
can we have the single barrel out there right now um I don't know I mean I'm

1421
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:26,040
probably that the problem I have right now with 1845 is that we already have

1422
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:30,120
already have two bottles and it's gonna be extremely difficult to get them I

1423
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:36,280
don't know the future of 1845 I do it really enjoy 1845 the distillery in

1424
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:42,000
Lower Texas it's Larry crossing Larry crossing thank you it's just I need to

1425
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:47,200
buy more I need to have you can buy it before bottles a month well yeah now but

1426
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,320
I mean I need to buy more of them because I want to drink them and I can't

1427
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,720
open the ones that I have because you have to keep them you don't know where

1428
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:58,040
it's going and the value you want to keep them forever and put them in your

1429
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:02,400
safe or bury them in the backyard I don't think it's that they need to be

1430
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:06,800
enjoyed but but I just know to me because these can be extremely valuable

1431
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:12,000
in ten years five years yes yeah for sure and I and I definitely don't almost

1432
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,300
opened one this weekend yeah you guys saw me hovering to hold it I pulled that

1433
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:21,280
bottle out and I wanted to pull it out I looked at you knows hey maybe I should

1434
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:25,600
open the one on those 1845 and I was like I heard you and I was like I pushed

1435
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,840
them back into the corner I said that's not happening I well we hugged a little

1436
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,000
bit on the NFL thing but I'm excited because I think that the Dallas we have

1437
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,960
NFL weekend happen this weekend right am I right Thursday night kickoff there's

1438
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:46,000
no yeah yes I think Detroit really they play Thanksgiving why would they have

1439
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:50,600
them opening the game opening the league they're a powerhouse I'm going to call

1440
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:54,400
station this weekend I didn't go last weekend I thought you drove down there I

1441
01:15:54,400 --> 01:16:00,200
didn't we bailed oh so I'm going this weekend and now I'm panicking because I

1442
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:07,560
may miss part of my Titans game I didn't think about that hold on wrong with you

1443
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:12,000
there's no way by the way we have not made plans there's no there's no

1444
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:17,200
Thursday night weekend no we have a game on Thursday the week one there isn't

1445
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:21,080
no there's no week one game Thursday are you sure well I'm looking at the

1446
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:25,720
schedule we said starts out week two yeah what's the first game first NFL game

1447
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:30,000
this is important and the music's getting really loud so we got a hurry

1448
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:42,240
that's all right Detroit KC right yeah it's always Thursday night Thursday well

1449
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:47,880
clearly right KC that's a Sunday no it says Thursday September 7th September 7th

1450
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:53,600
I'm worried about you man I think your computer is wrong all right well you're

1451
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,320
looking at the wrong year you know whatever dudes like us thank you mr.

1452
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:02,440
Austin producer for doing a great job tonight it is September 5th it's not

1453
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:06,640
necessarily wheels off I'm kind of enjoying having fun God bless dude

1454
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:12,120
it was a little wheels off I'm Paul it was and I'm Jeff

