So I'll apologize now if the beer is not cold enough.
It's unacceptable.
So I left the bag in my car after the last podcast and I was like, oh damn, I forgot
it.
So I pulled it out at like 2 p.m.
Loaded it, put 6 beers in there, loaded it with ice, so it's been very...
It's pretty cold.
Here we are.
Dudes like us.
Oh yeah, it's plenty cold.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, I was joking.
It's ice, ice cold.
You're going to have to run to the pony keg and pick up some more.
All right.
When is it officially summer over?
When is summer's over?
Is Labor Day?
No.
I thought Labor Day was into fall.
No.
I think it is, yeah.
I think it's a little bit later than that.
Yeah, well the start of summer is June 21st, so three months.
20.
Okay.
June 20th?
I mean, September 20th?
September 20th is...
Well, September 20th is the official fall.
It definitely is still crazy hot out there.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
It's still bat-winging.
Yep, for sure.
It is September 5th.
It's the first Tuesday of September.
Oh, sugar water.
Yes.
I forgot my sister's birthday.
Happy birthday, Michelle.
Wow.
September 1st, what a douchebag.
Completely just didn't even call her.
Yeah, she texted me.
She goes, is Sean with you?
Hold on.
She did not.
It was on the 1st of September?
Yes.
Dude, that's five days ago.
Four days ago.
Yeah, there's no recovery.
Now you're done.
She's always been looking for an excuse to cut you off.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well...
And this is the final nail in the coffin.
What's the final nail in the coffin?
I don't know.
Congratulations.
September 5th, this is something that happens to dudes like us, I guess, every now and then.
At least it wasn't like a anniversary or something.
That happens too, though.
Yeah.
I'm terrible at birthdays.
Absolutely terrible.
I always have been.
I don't even know the birthdays.
Wow.
Of your own kids?
Well, I know those.
Check us out on Facebook, Instagram, DudesLikeUs.
We have a Facebook page.
We have an Instagram page.
We have a DudesLikeUs YouTube page.
You can check us all out.
We got our naked pictures on there.
Oh.
Well...
Really?
So some were uploaded against my knowledge.
Yeah.
Well, we've got a DudesLikeUs producer, Mr. Austin behind the scenes.
DudesLikeUs, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
So how many have you actually really forgot?
Have you guys actually forgot any?
Anniversaries?
Yeah.
No.
I don't know, unfortunately.
But I'm terrible at like my sister and her daughters and her husband and shit like that.
It's like I'm bad with...
Outside gender circle.
And I own it.
And they know it, you know.
So they're surprised when I actually say happy birthday.
Wow.
Because you're so bad at it?
I'm terrible.
Yeah.
And I don't know what it is.
I just don't think of it.
I get it.
It's not in my calendar.
I don't put them in my calendar.
I probably should.
I feel so guilty right this second.
Well, text her real quick.
That's the first time.
Oh, well, it's over now.
I'll text her later.
But I mean, it's the first time I ever forgot.
What a piece of shit.
Well, you're getting up there.
You are definitely getting up there.
Yeah.
What were you doing on the first that caused you to forget?
Yeah, I don't even know.
What was all consuming in your brain that day?
Where's the...
I don't even know where the calendar is at.
Well, today's the fifth.
Today's what?
Tuesday?
So that would have been Thursday.
Thursday, yeah.
No?
Yeah.
Was that Thursday?
Were you traveling?
I don't know.
I think I had a bunch of...
I had doctor's visits Thursday and Friday.
No, you've been consumed with that.
So you've been distracted.
Were you on narcotics?
No, I wasn't.
So I had doctor's visits all day Thursday and all day Friday.
Literally.
I was doing some vein tests.
Yeah, you had this marathon.
How many appointments did you have?
I racked up six in two days.
Oh, wow.
Which was including...
I went to Dr. Culpepper in Frisco, Texas.
Shout out to Dr. Culpepper with the nice soft hands.
Oh, nice.
Very girthy fingers.
Ben Tree, Ben Tree family physician.
Yep.
I like them too.
I don't see Dr. Culpepper.
Well, he's an ace.
Highly recommended.
He was highly recommended to me a long time ago.
When we first moved up here, which was probably 15 years ago-ish.
Maybe more.
I don't know.
But he's been my doctor for a long time.
He's my general practitioner.
So anyways, I went out to him.
I had a physical, you know, the dreaded one.
You don't want the old finger wave.
But you know, it's always something.
It's always weird to hear how you're doing.
It's just this air of mortality that you're just like that drum's beaten, that clock's
ticking.
It is.
You just say, fuck.
We have to do this.
I got to do that.
He says, hey, you're not as young as you are and you need to start doing these things.
You got to use it or lose it kind of mentality.
They sneak up on you quick.
We always think we have time.
For whatever it is, right?
Time to be on the right diet.
Let's go to Palo Duro Canyon next year.
Let's put this off another year.
Put this off another year.
Always think we have time.
I'll tell you what.
I've been on the website.
There's access right now.
You can't go past February, though.
Where?
On the Palo Duro Canyon.
At least the website I was.
It doesn't go out that far yet.
As far as booking campsites.
Oh, well, I thought I could.
So much for that.
Scratch that off the list.
What do you mean?
Is it too cold out there or is it just not available?
It's just not available yet.
Maybe it's too far out.
Okay, so maybe it's six months.
All right.
Well, that makes me feel a little bit better.
Yeah.
That means it's not booked up yet.
This is true.
Because nobody can book it.
Yeah, no one can book it yet.
You just got to.
You got to be first in line.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
I'll secure four days.
Two lots for four days.
I think that's two, 300 bucks.
You know what?
Two RV lots.
So I don't know who's going to go.
I don't know.
I don't care.
But if we go out there, we end up only having one RV.
You can always say, hey, I don't want that anymore.
And it'll sell instantly.
Oh, it'll be snappy.
Yeah.
They're kind of like, yeah, that's not a problem.
Well, boom.
Can't you sell it to somebody else?
For like scalp.
10 times the price.
I guess that's funny, man.
I might buy them all.
I made $2,000 selling my RV lot.
All right.
So Autumn Equinox, Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 at 1.49 a.m.
The first day of fall can change, but the window of possible dates is quite small.
Most years you can expect it to occur on September 22nd or 23rd.
Every now and then it could have it on the 21st or 24th.
But the last time we had September 21st, Fall Equinox was over 1,000 years ago.
All right.
So it fluctuates.
Just think it's every three months.
Spring is always March 20th.
Always.
Always March 20th.
That one doesn't fluctuate, huh?
No.
But that's when you go to spring.
So I know that one.
You just go three months out.
So summer is June 21st.
Three months out is September 20th.
Then winter will be December 20th.
Right.
Oh my God, we're going to be blown up by the second half.
Oh, we are.
Well, you decided to give us a third drake.
A hefty bonus before the first one.
It was a pregame. Well shout out to the center, Texas folks that
Gifted me a bottle of Rick house rye bourbon whiskey. I don't know which one was
percent curve
20% rye 103 it was Rick house made by the Golden bar in
San Francisco tree ding ding you know that little commercial these those that rice Aroney that rice Aroney
And now it's like
Like pockets of dung you know they have like waders on and they're just stomping through sir. We just need or riving
Anyway, so we started out with Rick house, and I tell you it's very flavorful for being
Good it was far. I didn't care for it's not my
Palate my taste profile that I like I enjoyed it a lot. Yeah, I like it a lot like that
I gave it a 7-7 didn't I just you gave it a high one
I don't recall exactly what it was, but you know give it a three so I just want to say
Thank you Glenn for picking that up for three that's hard. Holy shit
That's like drinking toilet water
Come on. What are you hanging out with Joe Montana? What's going on over there?
Yeah, maybe no assist that's not my that's not my bag that that's smoke flavor
It in this one okay
It was higher than three because we have some others that are much smoker that I can see you did smell the smoke
On this one we're drinking up here one over Paul's drinking it tasted
Maybe not because I was snacking on smoky shit for meat. Yeah, smoky meat
Yeah, so I didn't pick it up, but sitting here
I we had Labor Day cookout over a Paul's house and that was fun
We all cook brisket in this as dry as it was it tasted. No it wasn't dry. I was fucking with you
It was a little bit dry a hair, but it was not like
It there was no disappointment at all could it have been juicier. It can always been juicier
Yeah, I need to work on the bark we talked about you need to work on the rub
Yeah, the rub needs to be a better choice
But I think I used a pork rub a pork rub you use like a thick well
I mean how they say it's a rub for anything they say but I don't it doesn't it may not work for
beef yeah, but
Yeah, so the brisket I thought turned out good it was excellent. It was a strange cut it was excellent
I wish I had taken a picture of it Jeff you would have been like what?
What in the world because I was like what the hell they staple like two briskets together or something because it was like
There was a flap underneath another cow had cancer. It was really weird. It's just a cancerous brisket
But I don't know you know it again what we talk about is Zotis
I think it just makes an adjustment right correct. Yeah, so that I'm
100% in that mode of adjustments is it's not like oh my god
I mean look look it was not a failure by any side
I like to hear that so it was excellent. We enjoyed it. We we stayed for a long time. We played pool
You know we I didn't really I tried my best to be tame
I didn't eat any carbs cuz I'm fat and
potato salad I did because
It's good. You got a potato salad. Yeah, so I had two scoops. I hardly ate I always do that
Oh, we couldn't time in I'm in we couldn't tell host mode. Oh, you could tell really what dude really?
What?
What did I eat the safety dome came out early? Yes? Oh wow yeah, but it was mild
It's had the safety dome is but it was a Patriot missile defense
Now it was all good. It was all good, but yeah, I didn't eat enough. I'm so busy
Hosting I was sitting at the table watching you pour drinks and
Oh for my drink free both your both
Shelly's drink and your drink your drink especially because you were over there glug glug glug and you didn't care
You didn't look up to see this anyone noticing
Oh, and it was total like seven glugs, and then he turned around after I you know made eye contact. It was like oh
I
Just put a fucking half of
The pint in there it was it was a strong pour. Yeah, I don't know why I'm drunk
Oh, it's because I didn't need no I know I have a gallon of bourbon
I did not say I didn't know why I didn't know why I was drunk. I said I didn't eat
Where did I put my all I use? That's all I said why am I naked?
That didn't happen that usually happens
Yeah, we get the hot tub either so do we want to discuss the bourbon that we are
From the Jim Beam distilleries we reenacted or we whipped out another bottle of the
What's it called?
Creek 12, not Creek 12 year hunter proof and
We we will Jeff peruse the bourbon collection that we've got and we pulled out the the
Knob Creek 12 because it was down to like a third to a quarter bottle left
Yeah, well it was enough to have three drinks and pour the rest into the infinity. Did you measure?
How much went into the infinity as two so really perfect?
Yeah, it worked out. Oh my god. It was like you couldn't be better
It was total of eight ounces in there because it was two tune two for our drinks
And then two ounces went into the infinity bottle. We are up at
30 different bottles into the infinity bottle we are
We are well on to two-thirds that thing for everybody to auction that off
Hundred dollars a ticket interesting though. So this is not Creek small batch 12 years
It's got a little bit more spice than to me. It's like a light very light bourbon
Very light well compared to what we just drank is that what is that what it is essentially to chew that bourbon
We just drank maybe that's it. I like the thick bourbon. I
Like this well, you're going from that to this. There's definitely a big difference
It's Jeff's right. Yeah. Yeah, that one is you got to chew it
It was this one's this one rolls off the tongue. It's got a more smooth
Taste to it because it's 12 year. I guess I guess
Yeah, we don't know how old the other stuff was
You know being 12. I wonder they had to dumb it down. So that means they added water to it. So
That's probably why this tastes so smooth. It's still a hunter proof proof. Yeah
Well, the other one was you've gotten to that point now now soon is gonna be 112. He's gonna go
30 are you kidding me? Oh my god, it's not
It did burn through my lip okay, that's it cuz a hole in my gums no, but this is good
This is really good. We have another we have a brand new bottle out there
Already sitting so we already replaced it. But yeah, this is a good one. This is a Jim Beam knob Creek 12 that happened. I
Don't know. I don't know when we bought the second one, but it's already in there with we already go
We have backups to every bottle
Like when did that happen? It's out there, but it's 77% corn
13 rye and 10%
Malted barley and I recommend this one. This is good. It's good. I really like it solid
Yeah, definitely solid but I wouldn't put it up there as one of the best ones we've tried
I know I think I think somebody Elijah Craig's that we have
Right, I have some of the best we have the weller 107. I think is one of the best ones we have
What color is that bottle? That's the red one the red one. What color bottle do I have?
The red one. It's the same one. Yes, they want
But we've got some really good words out there that
This is good, but we've definitely got
Some better words. Yeah, I'd tell you we it's hard to do now because if we
Sample two or three drinks, we're gonna end up hammered but I would like to try smaller amounts. I
Couldn't hear you. Would you say yeah?
I don't understand. That's usually what we talked about doing a blind test. That'd be fun
Well that it well, I would like to try to re-induce like
not introduce the
My god
Noah's mill and some of the some of the heavy hitters are go-to bourbons like
Whatever they are. Let's put them out there and let's do some micro tastings. Let's do some half ounce
pores of
Noah's mill sample it. Why don't we just man up and spit it back out?
You know, that's a dumbest thing I've ever heard
Yeah, I agree, but I
Just want to say my voice Mike yes
Refine the replacement. Yeah, dudes. I guess don't have to drink every say oh he's doing it
I'm good with that
No
All right, so Jeff, what do you want to talk about?
Anything we want no game pass for you
But I agree, you know, we've we've got some of our favorites out there
You know Paul's on the old grandad 114 kick right now, which is really good shit
And it's 25 bucks. Yeah, I can't get over but you know what? I shouldn't base it on on price
I should base it on just good old-fashioned taste correct
But what we're gonna say, right as you say we get that we've got the nose bill. We got the rare breed that we all like
That's good
Which one Rebecca Creek another one, oh my gosh, it's all they're all with
So many different fantastic 14, I think early times it's another one that is
And people ask me they're like, oh you have a you do a podcast and oh you sample bourbons
Like what what are your what are your go-to's right? And I I I like a gentleman I
Ancient
Coke and how drunk do you want to be right? No, but um
You know, I rattle off that same list, right?
I mean, it's I think the first one is the
Question we ought to pose is what's your price range? That's good. That's a good point. Yeah, so that's where I would start
What's your price range and because they don't know if they're asking you they have no idea. Here's the problem price range implies
Like if you if you really want good stuff, it's 90 plus it isn't no
That's what I'm saying
What's a good one? No, but what if I what if they don't want to spend 60 bucks?
What if they want to spend 30 bucks?
Well, that's why that's why that's why you have the 114 the early that's my early time. That's my point
$50 60 ones with rare breed and nose mill
And then you go up from there to the Elijah craigs if you can find them, right?
Right stuff, right? Those are harder to find. You know, that's a good point, too
We we should separate the easy to find hard to find because there's no point in recommending something that
Someone's not gonna ever find right? You know what I mean? Right and if someone goes up there, yeah
My readily accessible and good those are the ones that people are honestly gonna go buy what they say
It's a special case about budgets $200
Right. I'd like I'd get three four bottles. Yeah for sure. Yeah, I would stock up my my don't get one. Yeah, absolutely
And we've learned that correct from drinking over 200 of them
Yeah, we've got some expensive ones out there that were just kind of meh. Well, either just they're good
But they they don't there's no difference in price does not make it better
No, it does that does any quick quality, right? Yeah, and I we have definitely proved that so
Anyway, all right. So this was uh, this was a good one. This is a good one. Yeah
We should get a backup bottle
We're getting a little thin in Love Creek 12. I
Think that's the reason why you say we had a backup bottle. Well, we do
Well, we used to have one bottle. Oh now we have to have a backup to the back. Yeah, that's what it was. Okay
Well, the backup is now the first in line. So because we just expired the
Primary just like we have a backup to the eagle rare. What happens when we finish that first bottle of eagle rare, dude, I
My collection I don't have going on. I don't have an eagle rare in my collection. I
Mean, it's just well, this is your collection, too
Yeah, well, but I mean in my personal style in your house. Yes
Yeah, I agree. But you know, it'd be nice to have a little collection like that. But man there was uh, some very impactful
uh
Deaths that occurred in the in the in the media or the the entertainment world big names
Yeah, like the parrot community of uh, jimmy buffett. Yeah, that is huge. Jim buffett. Yeah, he had he died of
Skin cancer of all things. Yeah, they said it was a rare disease. That's merkel cell
Yeah, which is a rare aggressive skin cancer because you have your does that come from sun?
Yeah, he was probably out on the beach too much
Right. I probably lived a life and uh, he got unfortunate got skin cancers
And I heard that the sun tan lotions that you put on your body give you cancer
God, you know, I'm not sure if you're gonna get that
I mean, you know, you can't throw it on your body give you cancer
God you can't win. Get one. Yeah, what the hell? Well, there was a specific, uh
Chemical inside there and there were some scientists on this is on a meme. Of course, you know
You don't know how far to throw that one, but they're saying, you know, is it a 440 hertz?
Yeah, crystal skulls on the label too
Now, but it's like it's like I can't believe in the moms are like, yeah
You don't want to go outside and get cancer. Come over here. Let me put this all over your face and stuff
Just again, you can't win. You can't freaking win. You can't win. It is frustrating. Well, I got it
I got skin cancer. I go every six months
Uh to get checked. So i'm going again probably your
October november. It's yes. Do you go? Uh, you go twice a year? I go twice a year because I have
Okay, if I didn't have any spots or cancer
um
Maybe once a year. Yeah, right. So I think I had some that could turn into something so they just went ahead and
Proactively, they do that to me every time I go. Yeah, and I was kind of like really I was skeptical
But I was like you want to chance it why chance it that that's exactly i'll pay the hundred bucks or whatever it was
Yep, except it's just the scars are kind of nasty. I was like what the hell man
What with what trying to get all the stuff removed?
Well, I mean they just preemptively said, you know, this one it could turn into something. It might not it might whatever
I recommend we take it off and I'm like, yeah, they did that to Julie's arm. They took a very large session
That was the hardcore one the melanoma. Yeah, you don't mess around with that. That's the one that kills you. Oh, wow
So they took a bigger section
That was you know, you don't know if they confirm that that's what it is
I I get it, but if it could turn into something someday, you know, maybe maybe not
That's how I felt about it. I was like, well, are you just like don't have you didn't meet your quarter this this week or?
Yeah, it does seem kind of I agree with that that it seems kind of
subjective
That and it's a money-making thing. Obviously they're in to make money. Oh shit now that my deductibles paid for this year shit
Are you going to a dermatologist in the month of November?
I'm gonna have them scan my whole body and remove every fall do drip this off rip that off
I see the mold that's on the side. I might get rid of that do it
You don't have to deal with it shaving anymore. Oh, dude. It's a hazard. Oh, it's like the worst
You always slice it off. That's I oh shit. There we go again. It's bleeding. They may they may see something on your back
Yeah, who knows you have one removed on my back and on my chest. Yeah, really?
Is that what that tattoo was for? No, I'm the small
Yeah, you don't fuck around with your skin cancer
really
what
anyway
And so yeah, so Jimmy Buffett and Bob Barker oh
Bob Barker died, but he just died of old age right he was Bob Barker man
We need some Bob Barker music the price is right prices, right?
Yeah, Bob Barker I used to watch him whenever you're homesick from school was prices, right?
Oh, I watched prices right all the Jeff and Paul from dudes like us. Come on down. You're the next contestant on the price is right
Yeah, yeah
That's where Muppet man did is one of his
His debut showings was Dylan Mulvaney. He was on the Muppet show. Sorry the price is right
So prices right? You know Bob Barker, you know, he was he truly was an icon in that
I mean, did you watch the show? Yeah, I watched the show
I watch the show absolutely and I dug all those models like
Like the redhead how many go on yes, you knew exactly which model he was straight to the redhead
Yes back in the day. Yeah, he's like Stacy the redhead
Born on on July 11th, Ohio
She's a Taurus. Yeah, the one I grew up in
How you know so much about my
She's the one who stuck into my brain
Little wakatorium. Yes. Wow. Hi, welcome to my world
you know in but you know what they were all beautiful women out there and they have all the
The little hand gestures when a products are being shown, you know that they display it is so organic
Yeah, they they did you run their hair here we go here is a fork set and they made oh my god
I really want that fork set not just because it's fork set but did you see the way she displayed her hand movement?
Oh my god the way, but you know, they are there are jostled, you know, they are hand models out there. Correct
I should be literally what their job is. Yes to wave their hands in front of products that are zoomed in on
Yeah foot models. Yeah, I think about models breast models shoulder models. I guess they that is the sexiest shoulder
I have ever seen taint model
Huh?
You think no, I don't think I'm not sure on that one. We should we should ask we should go to a modeling good
You have a I want to be the taint model. Yeah
So let's ask chat GPT of taint models
So you put that in your resume there. So yeah, I've exploited my taint for a few magazines
Are you bringing your girlfriend tonight? Yeah, I want you to meet her. So what do you do? Oh, I'm a taint model. Oh, yes
started in the late 2010s
well
No start to age and wrinkle a wrinkle paint
I think like speed bumps
Anus bleaching they look like the back of somebody's neck. That's bald, you know
So freckly
All right. There was somebody else who passed away. I don't know the guy's name but the
Yeah, he
Was young he was 56. What happened? Do we know the story on his liver crapped out on him from alcoholism?
Oh, that's too bad. He had a couple other things going on as well and he wasn't with the car
Well, yeah, he wasn't with the band anymore
I think he yeah, he stopped to him with him in like a year or two later. He that's that was it
yeah, he apparently he was hardcore alcoholic and didn't end well and
I'm sorry. Just kind of for what I've read. This is that's what was a big part of how he passed away
That's unfortunate to to to drink yourself into death. You know, I I imagine he didn't um,
You know, I
Don't know how far what when does your liver? Oh my god, it's it it's sad
I mean people drink a lot. I mean is is liver cancer directly related drinking liver cancer
His he had acute liver failure. It says oh, there you go. The formerly so what a cancer it was liver failure
So failure so he had cirrhosis of the liver and it is an extremely resilient organ
Yeah, you just like do what he does kind of pepper every day. You should be good
He just let me to shit out of it. You just beat the people I never let it recover. That's right. That's right
There's no recovery period
But we'd be amazed how people on the brink of death and then they they get their act together, right?
And they they yeah, they recover. Yeah, I so they play a minute of not a minute, but about a few seconds of his song
It's been so long stuff heard this song I know was in was it Shrek
Well, he said yeah, it was all-star is the name of it
Came out in 1999. That's like 24 years. That's a great song
Yeah, I just want to hear a couple minutes not a minute, but a few seconds of it about 15 seconds
I guess yeah, otherwise you get sued. Yeah, you know, but wait, this is a tribute
This is a tribute to a talk about it singer
So this is a little tribute
I
Well, he had a very interesting voice
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, the whole song is unique. You know, it was a hit it was real catchy
I mean, it's it bust it doesn't help when it was on the end of the Shrek soundtrack, you know, right?
you know that that was a huge catalyst for the the development of that but
Yeah, all at all. We had another significant singer that passed away
One hit though, right?
Q dream weaver Gary Wright. He had more than one hit did he hit two?
The only one that I can know of unless you play me one that I recognize. I just like tons of songs
Yeah, I think more than you think
But this is the one that everybody knew that eyeliner. This is from this was a sky blue actually
there's a hint of purple in there this was in
The Wayne Wayne's world movie was it yes
It is such a crazy beginning I
Really enjoy it. It's a great I remember growing up with this song
It was you know how when a song comes on you're like, yeah, I think so and you and you fast-forward it
This would never be fast-forwarded if I ever have it on playing
This is pretty severe at this is I've never yeah you had you guys are yeah, you have fast-forward a little bit
He's got to get it to the refrain to recognize it
There's no way you work at a roller there's no way you worked at a roller skating rink and you have not heard this song
There's that little
voice
Oh, did you try to hit these notes I did he did he hit it I missed it
This was a great song his balls fell off, but I did I think they sucked up inside. What other music did he have?
He had a well on that particular album. Love is alive. Love is alive. That's a 1975
I can't find the judge play that one real quick. It's over there on the right. I
Don't love is alive
Hey, you've heard this
Oh
Yeah, this one was not as heavily played but you seriously recognize it immediately. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah
I think that's what it was. I've heard the music. I didn't realize it was him to his yeah
All right. Well scroll over there. This should be like the water sign
Or blind feeling
I really want you to really want to know you I really want to know you. Oh
I know that one
Love is alive. I really want to touch you. Yeah, I was made for loving you
Okay, now we're getting sucked into this
YouTube how YouTube the YouTube
Shit all over the you know jumping back to old Jimmy Buffett will cancel this Gary right? Well, it's it
I'm sad for Gary Ryan the family. Absolutely. Absolutely
You know Jimmy Buffett we didn't really talk a lot about Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett is an icon
I mean there he travels and does concerts everywhere and it's the pair of concert. They've got
Margaritaville, that's kind of like he took
Tailgating to the next level at his concerts for sure. Oh, yeah, you know, it's like that's I had one beef about it
So when he called the boobies, oh, yeah when he came to Frisco, he would always play at the Toyota Toyota Center, right or Toyota
Field used to be called Pizza Hut Park. Yeah. Anyway, so
It got the the tailgating that you're talking about got so big that people didn't even go to the concert, correct?
They only tailgated. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, so he well he didn't we didn't get any money from that
He and so he was like, you know, so no one entered to watch him sing
Well, they did but there were way more people in the parking lot
Then then could probably even fit but in the in the arena, but but he was like
Well, I'm not getting any any of the money of the of the tailgating
So then he started he charged for people to come into the parking lot to park to park
Whatever
Look look honestly so much money. Why do you have to why do you have to do that?
Because he's out there and he's I'll tell you why because he's away from home
And he's not with his family and they're there because of him. Yeah
They would be there without here. Here's you know, I get it
He's gonna make a ton of money, but you know, that's part of it
You know, I think he should embrace it and maybe get on some souped up armor
golf cart and
Park a lot. Yeah, just say are you doing out of a bunch of security around them and join because there are so many like a
Pope-mobile. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll be bubble. Yeah a little bubble
That'd be perfect. It's like really high white now. Why would he need to be all protected people?
I don't know. I just I just think it's a good bubble around the tailgate. He just wouldn't be bombed. Yeah
Yeah
I never go I went to the tailgate. I never did I went to the tailgate. I always wanted it crazy. That's stripper poles. Yeah people
There were lots of women from what I understood that was show their boobies. Is that yes? Yes
I I don't think I saw much of that but I heard stories of more than just that
Go on like in between the RVs people were just being nuts
nude nude and doing ax nude things nude things with other nude people say acts
Oh
Act
Chocolate I didn't I didn't witness any of that. I didn't win this any that either but they were talking I mean actually some of it was like
Like most of it are people our age. Yes, and you see that's why I was saying is over the top inappropriate
Like they'd be on golf carts riding around and sex acts. Well, it's like a gay pride parade here
Oh, no, here's a thing. There's your perfect. I wouldn't mind people him charge ride parade. What about margaritaville?
I think of it both inappropriate think of the folks that actually
Listen to Jimmy Buffett. They're not you're not talking about young whippersnappers
You're talking about guys that are older like us and even older
So those guys are established they can afford to get in there and pay 10 extra bucks to yeah, we can't we can't it's not
A big deal. I get it. I get it. And guess what? We're all still children right in in adult bodies
Yes, especially when we go to that event and so the gap they act like idiots. Yes
But I would never do that
I totally if I would put it in zero percent
I would be in between the RVs naked but there would be no acts just standing there. I would just be a standing there
Well, thank you guys
After I'm gonna take off here
I've got it down to a fine art. But all right. Well, those were the four significant deaths
I read I heard that he was worth 1.3 billion dollars. No way. Yes
Well, I know he mainly because of his market read a bill. I was gonna say he was also an entrepreneur, right?
So he had some he had some residual income coming in other than just his concerts
Yeah, so he sold millions and millions of records and they had the market of the restaurants it in
This is I bet you the the there's a name for the people who follow him. What are they?
Parrot heads Oh parrot heads you said that earlier. I would probably anger the parrot heads here
But did he really have that many hits? I get more than you thought when you hear I'm like cheeseburger in paradise
I mean what they're like two hits. No, you know, well, you know to me right right? He had a couple big one. I was read a bill
Right. Yeah, that was the big one and then hamburger in paradise
What is wrong what's going on?
It tells you I'm not a parrot head and I'm not a huge buffet. Yeah. No, no disrespect
I'm just not a parrot head. So I didn't really follow his music all that much, but I was like
How many songs can you really name right? Well, it's five o'clock somewhere. Yeah, you know that one. Yes
No, that was to be buffett fan
Well come Monday was very popular. Oh, that's a good one. That actually is a one. I actually like
Changes in latitude. Okay. I stand correct. That's five songs already. Why don't we get drunk?
I don't have heard that one
It's every Tuesday, right?
Tuesday Saturdays and Thursday, it's five o'clock somewhere and Sundays
Anyway, yeah, that was a hit. I'm sure he was only 76. Did he stop touring?
Do you know I mean I think he did the last few years when he was sick. Yeah, I mean battle this I think for four years
Oh, yeah, so yeah, he stopped touring all together. Yeah
Yeah, well, I mean he's a good legacy. I mean when you're a billionaire, I mean, it's a point
He was I don't care. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to me to be happy. I also get I also take this as
Money does not make you live longer. It doesn't get a billion dollars and nothing he could do about it
Yeah, I will if you don't go to the doctor. I mean, maybe it gave another year
Maybe yeah, if you don't go to the dermatologist twice a year or once a year bad shit happens
But I also think it goes back to his youth when he was out in the sun on the beach and didn't protect himself
Yeah, because back then you know, even when I was a kid
It was minimal shit I got burnt
Consistently all year every summer. Well, that's why I'm dealing with the shit. I'm dealing with now, right?
right, yeah, but but
But you're able to they're able to catch it and they're able to fix it. Well, yeah, you have to catch it early
That's the key right and and so if if it doesn't matter how much sun sun exposure you had growing up as long as you're taking
care of that now
Well, right say I'm still not convinced that the Sun is super horrible
Well, I mean it is it gives you well you'd need it, but it also gives you skin cancer
Well, I mean, I don't is there scientific data that yes that proves that yes
I've never heard it. Is there mr. Producer pull it up
Wait son, but what's on exposure cause skin cancer? Yes. Well, he says that yeah
is it the the
Marker waves the the radiation mark always were specific ones for the UV rays the UV is ultraviolet rays. That's what they always say
50 right 50 100 it's a UV level of protection. Yeah, but
The caveat of that is that like I mentioned earlier
This is the sunscreen that you have causes cancer with the benzene and all the other shit that's in there
So it's like I get it. I get it so much essential for human health Sean UV radiation is a type of
Just like radiation right? Yeah radiation gives you cancer. Yep. So we've UV radiation
Prolonged exposure to just like remember Spock when he was in that rate that reactor. Yes, he got
He melted and that was his skin flake. That was basically UV
Gross was that like a big son UV that was melting him
No, it was the the core. I think I
attracted
There it says you ultraviolet B these rays cause sunburn it can damage skin cells DNA
UVB rays are responsible for most skin cancers UV a UV B and UV C
Interesting. I didn't know they were the UV la yes and a vulva
No, let's not up there. Oh, I don't see vulva. So a these rays can cause us
Skin aging and damage person's eyes. That's probably by staring at you. So these are different
Forms of you ultraviolet radiation will damage the DNA. Okay
Yeah, UVB that's because of the sunburns
So what are these people do? I guess they just died of skin cancer back in the
Times when we didn't have yeah, you know, yeah the day was long
Right in the Sun they're hanging out. They're building the pyramids or they're out of the the Indian
No, no, the Egyptian slaves put on sunscreen. Oh, but with the salt benzene they didn't have benzene
It didn't have benzene. They hadn't invented it yet. That's why I see when I see these young ladies just sunning themselves
I know I'm just like they're in a tanning booth. I mean, yeah, that's just as bad God
Yes, and and I see them. I was like, okay, you're gonna look good now
That's right, but
Someday you're not gonna look good
40 years from now
But they don't think that far
You know, you see that's one of those very destructive self, what do you call it yourself image? I've got it
I've got to be tan a very destructive very destructive thing, right and it's totally cultural and societal
Great. It's awful. Well, I've accepted that I'm gonna be pale pink
I don't go out to sun tan anymore. Yeah, and I really watch myself because it's got this the Sun fucks with my skin now
Yeah, it bothers me. Yeah, so if I long sleeves outside
I'm the same way if I get caught I was I was at a parking lot leaving Kroger, right?
And I get in my car and I you know, I no reason to put on sunscreen
She'll you saw me put on sunscreen every morning and I'm like, I'm not gonna be on the Sun
Right, right. Well, I mean there's ones that are like face cream. That's pure Benz
You know sunscreen anyway, so here I am I'm in the car and all sudden I get a knock on my window and I'm like
Holy shit
my Jason Farragut right one of my one of my buddies from when the kids playing football and all that kind of shit and
I rolled out my window and we talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and catch up the whole time
Blast literally the whole you got cancer the whole time
I'm my face is being ultraviolet be razor and I'm and I'm and it was one of those hundred and six degree hundred and seven degrees
You know, right and I'm holding my hand over my forehead and I'm like trying to screen. Anyway, it was great
It was a great catching up with him the next morning
Brand new sunspots on my forehead. Yep. I mean overnight
Interesting
Face huh? I've got some some some some sunspots on my face. They can literally pop up overnight
Well, I'm gonna have that taken care of that's what I want to do in November. I'm gonna do to groom my body
Yeah, they will they will check you up in the laser everything your taint spot
You're I kind of made fun of Jeff a little bit in good spirit
Hopefully you took it that way but to me because I felt that I think
Some of these dermatologists are like fuck it. I'm making a hundred bucks a zap. I'm just gonna look at that looks a little
Earlier yeah, it does appear that way sometimes, you know
So I mean but there are some like I've got a couple on my face
I'm like, I really wish I could get rid of those cuz they're dark and they look kind of ugly, you know
Those are the ones that they're gonna the point out right there be like, yeah, this one's natural
They'll take a biopsy if they're worried about it like take a punch of skin a little cork
God those little punch of skin is it's a core sample. Yeah, it's a course
Oh, but the little scoop they use is oh, yeah. Oh my I had a they took a scoop out of my finger for something and
It fucked me up. I mean I'm I mean I almost passed out
Oh, that doesn't surprise cuz I didn't see it. I didn't you're very sensitive. Yes, look. Yeah, there's big. No, I didn't see it at all
I didn't see it at all is on the resilient scale. I would put you I don't know
Well, give us a minute. It's turn off his mic for ever man
Where would you put him on the resilient scale from 1 to 10 10 being like can take a bullet and don't even know it
One like wind blows and you're like well Jeff saw a board take off the front of my shin
Yeah, he did pretty well on that. So I just said it did it was basically down to bone
Yeah, I was just like that fucking hurt as I stared I took I took a board to the testicles
He just went oh, I also remember moving furniture out of your office building
And I repeatedly and we're rolling it on to the elevator and the wheel gets caught
And the whole thing goes into his forehead and
You like three times. Yes, and you then you like lift it like lift it off your forehead and there's like this indentation of the corner
Right in the forehead. I'm like, ouch
So that you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna back off my resilience
ridicule here because and you didn't really say anything other than
I think I said the same thing when my shit got ripped
You're absolutely right it happened like three times we kept pushing that thing it kept getting stuck
And I had one hand free he didn't so then I start putting my hand over the corner and now my hands on his forehead
We couldn't get down to the car fast enough that was a shit show but it was a huge score though
We got this we got all sorts of shit. We got this table. I know
Yes, this table we scored a couple chairs. We scored I saw work at the tables that you we have those tables
Yes, it was a win. So thank you for being resilient
Yeah, we could and in high in in retrospect
We could have taken more and I didn't know because we had a u-haul truck
No, I have a stacked up in the quarter. I felt guilty. I'll talk about the chairs
Oh, yeah, we're gonna use I felt guilty because if I could be in a you could be in a nicer chair. Yeah, we need
But we need those are cheap by the way when you find them secondhand office chairs and they're high quality
Well instead of looking for soda, so get the chairs. Yes, we should score some quality chairs
We should I mean shit we sit here for four hours on every Tuesday night
Yeah, and we have guests
Yeah, we need we needs that that would actually be a good investment
well, and you can like I said you can find them cheap because
office building just
Jettison them. I mean they they're not trying to make money on they just want somebody to haul it away
Yeah, that was the cool thing about going to the office every single day where we the specific building we were in we got
We got one of the bulk emails from the building and they're like, hey, there's people moving out on floor four
unit 402 and
They are abandoning all their stuff. It's crazy. Did you go down there and loot? Yeah, they just like just whatever take it
Well, I mean, you know based on what it is windows. They're just kind of like sir
You don't need to do that. You can just take it. Well, I mean those rolling tables that we have
Yeah, that's where I got those fine. I know I took them from that office
I rolled it down and we used it in our office. It was like six tables or something like that
We stacked them all together make some big sort of organic thing cuz they're shaped like a yeah, you could make yeah
You could make yeah, you could make Paul. I'll angle. Yeah
I don't think I'm the whole time the whole time Sean's like, yeah, we can take that we take that
I'm thinking Monday morning. Someone's gonna walk into the office building. What the fuck happened to all the furniture?
I was like, are you really really sure?
Yeah, and we could have totally taken everything because after that it was good. Even my boss was kind. Yeah
Yeah, you I thought you were take this and that I was like
Yeah, cuz you felt guilty. I did I felt like I was doing too much and
Whatever. I was just trying to be a good person and steal everything
Well, it's not a stealing because it wasn't stealing it but it was just a it was just you know
What if somebody else wanted a chair? You know, it was a smash and grab operation
It was we did they needed the new fog to smash my forehead
Smash my forehead and grab some stuff. I just saw that today on the news
So explain it to us. I would see yeah, okay, which one this epidemic of
Smashing grass all those guys going to mainly California, right? No, they're they're everywhere
I mean, I don't know it's all the big blue cities for the yes. Well
Hollywood is there's these entrepreneurs in the United States and mr. Producer you might have to help me on this one
It's a fog
Anti-anti theft fog device, right where they install it in and mainly in Europe in the European Union is where they got their start
Because businesses were wanting to to do that great and what happens is
Somebody yeah, somebody attacks right smash and grab attacks and they push a button and the entire place
completely filled with fog
What kind of fog is it like the halo?
It's been security smoke is thermally operated white fog aimed at
Thermally operated white fog aimed at inhibiting intruders from accessing items to steal they can't see much used in the storage of high-value goods
It's literally instantaneous fills up the entire place in a massive fog and they can't see anything
And so they panic and they leave well, how do they find their way out?
Well, there was a story of these guys that actually drove a truck into the store a jewelry store in Europe
They smashed the drove the truck into the front of the store smashed the front windows
No, it immediately set off the fog and they fucking panicked and got back in the truck took off didn't get a thing
Didn't grab anything. I wonder
Yeah, I wonder totally work. I wonder that once the thieves
Understand what's happening. They may have thought what the hell just happened. I'm gonna back up if they do that again
But they can't see do they go?
They map it out go. Okay. I know this is here. No way the run. I don't think so
I mean you could be right but think about it. That's all I've been you see what you're doing
Well, I know but the these these there's nothing more just getting ice or or or coordinated
It's like they scope these areas out and say okay. I mean if they don't exist we all go there
Here's where the stuff I get it. So they're fumbling around. I mean think about it. No visibility
You know how disorienting that is to I know
Right here they are fumbling around feeling the case smash smash smash trying to feeling around grabbing a couple things
I get it. They could do that
But I promise you it's it's saving a lot of money. It is
Does it leave any damage like get when we were at the residual like residual rebel like co2?
Cartridge a speaker catching on fire. Yeah, like a speaker catching on fire. Well, it's probably like a smoke
Fire extinguish are going off or at least leaves a residue. Yeah, but you got to pick your battles at a certain point
You know you do
Alright, so did you find did you try to find the video for us? Mr. Producer of when it activates?
It's a it's a anti theft fog
Activation it says here that the fog stops burglars in their tracks as they cannot see the things that they came to seal it creates
A barrier between them and your staff. I could see
That one they said failed and they stole everything go back to a different one. This is like strawberry
Like when you're a nightclub the good fog security system two seconds the two seconds one. There you go
Let's see what that looks like. That's a minute five. Not two seconds
You are also this must be a some guy gets off a motorcycle jumps in it in one second zero visibility
Oh damn, this is an advertisement of course, but I do it. I'm telling you. I think it works zero visibility
They're showing those are these are different. This is an advertisement an advertisement, but
Security fogging systems, I love it
Your fog so you put this in your house. That's just a box
But what is what is the the chemical they're?
Sprayed it's organic. It's essential oils that are totally safe
So it was like a nice mint scent. It's very minty actually. They have a bourbon a bourbon flavor. Oh
Yeah, I like that. It's about corneas smoke flavor. So again if you had that your house
This one sponsored by brimstone balcony is
People like
This is awesome. So my question is I don't like it. You have this in your house
You're smoking I fucking hate it. He has to smoke if you have this in your house, and it goes off
What's the next day look like?
It looks like a shit show, but all your stuff still there. Well, yeah, but is it ruined
In your house. Yes, your house ruined you have to get it cleaned and detoxified now
You know what no we're gonna have to have to research it. I don't know
This is your idea
You should have done my research. They're saying that you take 50-50
Solution of 50-50 water and vinegar and you can clean up all that stuff. So you spray
Well, this one's for a fogger machine
I didn't find anything Kirkwood company sells the anti-theft fogging systems KMOV
Back in 2022 is when this came out. I think it's brilliant from a retail perspective
Think about how helpless those businesses are. Yeah, but how is it like a
you also got to think about the
How often are you gonna need to replenish that because look if it's me I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna hit that store
An hour later, I'm gonna come back. Ah clever. I'm just saying, you know, you gotta be smart
You have someone trigger it
And as they're cleaning up go in the following day or a week later
I mean how hard is it to have a backup system in there?
You know, is it like a capsule and how much does it cost is a thousand dollars to release that that all that smoke?
I think you're giving an awful lot of credit to the company
That all that smoke. Yeah, I think you're giving a an awful lot of credibility to thieves
We're talking about pretty
like low IQ smash and grab
All right, for example this security anti-thaw fog generator with alarm system
Sorry, 188 bucks
high security fog canner sweeper fog cannons
spray machine
$2300 I guess that's for the whole machine. So 2300 bucks 150 bucks a canister is what you said. Yeah, that's what it looks like
Hey, this is about deterrent, right? It's never gonna be full 100% foolproof, but they should be acid
So there we go. It just eats them. Oh, yeah, like they're like a sprinkler system of muriatic acid
But then they come in and hazmat
If that's the case then just have the floor drop out like you're in the Jabba Hutts palace and the floor drops down and there's spikes
Okay, now you're here in Vietnam. Go on
Dude, that'd be awesome. This closes up again. Yep, and then nobody nobody knows what's that smell?
Well that the spikes retract through the floor and then they flush them out into the street in San Francisco
That's a little over the top. Yeah, it kind of is however
I like what we want your fight floor
That's like on Star Wars all of your all of your employees wear certain type of shoes. They only electrocuted
nice
So there's so many possibilities. Yeah, I start to come out of like Indiana Jones
You know what takes out the man I think that if it's premeditated
Premeditated you're not gonna have a whole lot of success stopping it if it's premeditated and they know it's there
these smash and grabs
those guys are
They're stupid. They're just doing it because they're kids most of our teenagers
I'm gonna say they're low IQ low IQ robbers, but I'm thinking you know, why can't the cases be?
Bulletproof. I mean, I know they're not shooting them. They're not sure. Oh, I see
I'm why taking hammers to him, right? Yeah, but dude, I could promise you you can have cases that do not shatter with a hammer
Well, maybe a lot of stores do it's probably an expense, right? You gotta imagine how much that shit costs
But I just say like like four inch plexiglass
So everything's just like really magnified what's in there? Oh aluminum we're holding a whale
Yeah, we fill up with water. We've pulled we've got a whale from the past. It's just like it's just a solid cube
Everything mounted inside of it wheels off
But still seriously, I'm not but where you gonna get that glass
How much does it cost because I think it's all about expense plexiglass calm
You know, maybe it ought to be something that the insurance providers since they have deep pockets they may want to sell
You know, I'm thinking hey look I work for an insurance company not work. I only insurance company
I'm a carrier and I'm going to give you insurance and if you someone steals from you
I have to pay you all that money
So you're paying me a premium
Why don't I just since because insurance companies have deep pockets think about it?
You got Berkshire Hathaway Berkshire. They're part of the big conglomerate and they have yeah, they have it said
They've got deep pockets so in my and to invest in the technology
Pardon and to invest in the technology. Absolutely. They have a hand in the game here
I mean, it's it just add a small little percentage to the premium and they could do it on a
Rent to own bases or lease to own bases. Absolutely. Look, there's a solution to everything
I think I think if you have a jewelry store, I
Would say so you're a jewelry buyer. He's like, all right make me one. That's
diamond and make me one that's
Cubic zirconia and only put the fake stuff out on display
Mmm, so when they come in shopping for jewelry just say just so you're aware. This is
Cubic zirconia. I've got the diamonds in the bag
You find the design you're looking for then we can look at the real diamond is find the one you like
Right, but then they run in and smash where the diamonds are, you know what I say from the back
Oh, you just hire you hire a guy named Jimmy the fish
He stands at the front door and if something goes in he bumps their fucking caps off. Oh
Pop
Wow, and then while he's doing that somebody good willy and somebody's drilling a hole in the floor and they're lowering the safe into the car
That's in the subway the Italian job. That was a good movie. Yeah, that was
The original one no even it's way better was this back in the 40s and it's 60s
It's an older one. Yeah, and it's Michael Caine. I highly recommend it
If you've not seen the Italian job the original one, I saw yeah is absolutely an excellent movie
It literally is from the 60s. Look that up for me Mitch from producer the the Italian job
Yeah, that was cool. The second one was a little bit dramatized
You know what Mark Wahlberg and I cannot I cannot recommend it enough
It was so good in 69 1969
It's brilliant
And I'm not gonna tell you how it ends because it's got a fantastic ending also it's different from the Italian
Job. Yes, she's got the map on her back. Yes. She does
And that's pretty back. Well, it's black and white. Yeah
Benny Hill was in there. Mm-hmm. Rafe Fallone. He's professor Simon Simon peach
It's a great movie
interesting
Is Mike Kane still alive? I believe Michael Caine is live. I don't know
1969 Michael Caine and a Ralph alone in the
Yes, this actually makes me want to watch it again, maybe I'll have to
Look that one up. Yeah for sure. Well, that's it. What the hell? Yes, and they're in little Cooper's Cooper minis
Oh my god, that did the same thing. Yes. No, that's where it came from
So they made an exact replica so that I've already seen it
Don't bother it was still interesting though the way they had that explosive
Gum stuff they stuck to the one that plaster. Oh, yeah clay and the molding and the
C4 C4, you know in the blast blue painted it on right?
Gosh, and it blew the hinges off the safe. Well, I mean
It blew the it blew the concrete floor out and it fell the the
The safe went down from the second floor and fell straight into the back of the boat
Yeah, you know to me I'm thinking
Bullshit that's a way to rate through the fucking bowl. Yes, so what a bottom down
Oh, that's just it
It never hit the boat because it was a fake safe in the boat and it actually went underground and the guys it was
So they chased the fake they chased the fake safe while the real one was on the ground and then the water
That's right, cuz they had divers down there. That's right
There's only 20 years ago when we saw that
Was it really that 2003? Yeah, so for queries, please contact the concept smokes screen for further guidance
Instructions and notices keep the generator dry
Only power the generator. Oh, these are the instructions for the fog machine. Damn it says do not drink or ingest the fog fluid
Great just in case somebody has a party
And then you know, I'm gonna go ahead and do that
Just in case somebody has a party and then somebody wants to drink it. Yeah, we're gonna drink this
Let's look at a farts it makes
She's can I get fucked up on your fog fluid? Yeah
Like a regular smoke machine, right?
Looks what it looks like
All right. So October 31st. What day does that fall on this year for Halloween? I
Don't know. It's usually a third day in it
Usually
October and it's usually uncannily hot or uncannily cold
So it's on a Tuesday
Oh
Man, I guess we'll have to we have a special Halloween
Podcast is that one was that one podcast on Halloween night? We are now we're not in the street
Is that what they're gonna do the the trick-or-treat? No
Or do they usually move it to a weekend?
It's always on Tuesday. No, it's always on it's on Halloween night. Yeah, it's always doesn't matter what it is
I don't remember. All right, so we have to do Monday night podcast. We can figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out
We got to figure it out. Yeah, but you were talking we're talking about, you know doing it and I've got some speakers already to roll
And we've got new ones that you know, but speakers I've got that tall one
But you you got left all alone last year didn't you? I don't talk about that. That's to the still very
Fresh
Deep well if I were ever invited I would be there are you are you Elking again this year? I'm not Elking
No Elking. There you go. That's where you've been you've been out
Like literally the last three years. I want to interject. I've been Elking. I want to interject
I you turn us on to the elk burgers. Thank you. Yes. Well, they're going now Jerry took them all
I have the steak. So can I have an elk steak?
I'm not going to give you one. I'll buy it
What I will do is we'll have an elk steak night where we grill them and eat them together
Fair that never happens. It will can I just buy one for me? No deal
Yeah, we have to eat it together. Can we sous vide it first?
maybe
You don't want to give it up you don't want a well done you do not know it yes
So we'll sous vide it at 125 degrees for about three hours and then we'll just
We'll just also put some there. I have to pee. Yeah, and I was literally just gonna have him put on something but any highlights
I love you all
Son of a bitch, you got a small no, but I haven't had elk steak. So the burgers were tremendous
Yeah, yeah, they're tasty. I have yeah, I have I have several so yeah, we're going to do that
We had a canned meat night if we had a canned meat night
I'm pretty sure we could pull off an elk. I do think we need to steak night. I do think we need to
expand our
Experimental food nights like we had the canned meat we can do elk night
So on the canned meat night, we were walk us walk there are our listeners through what we did on canned meat night
We almost all died that yeah, I felt so we sodium we horrible
We were like well, what kind of meats do they have in canned meat?
We were like, well, what kind of meats are they having cans and then we we went around the grocery store and we picked up
A can of spam. That was the worst I can oysters
Hearing him. Oh, we can't chicken. We picked no we didn't have canned chicken. I couldn't find it. We had a whole chicken
No, we've we've I keep looking for that if I ever find it. I'm buying it. We're gonna have it on a podcast
All right, what other means we have we had a lot we had a bunch of different weird looking stuff, man
Oh, we have Vienna sausages. Yeah, we have Vienna spam. We did not have spam. Oh, yeah, we do we do
We did that's what the spam's the shit and we we had we had the dehydrated beef sheets
I don't know what that's called. What is that? That was that was the saltiest of that was disgusting
That was like a fucker. We can't serve do we even know what?
15 pounds of salt. I don't know. It was it was very salty
Do we have chip beef and they were crunchy or corned beef hash? We had corned beef. Yeah, we did that wasn't bad
It wasn't horrible and I think I think between between the the beef cheats
It's not called beef sheets. I don't I know what the hell it's called. It was awful
And the smoked oysters, I didn't do that. I did I couldn't that I did everything
I did it all as well, but I had one of those oysters and I was like, yeah, that's I couldn't do it
That was I tasted it tasted horrible and I was kind of like I need to really it was texture as well
I'm up on this. I need to make sure this was horrible another one. I was like, yes
This is more you're saying canned oysters have a different texture than real oysters. Yes, I think they're both suck
Well, no, this was like you know, this was like you and it is a one out of ten
This was like chewed in a racer oysters. I can't do it. I can't do it tastes like like chewing on a racer
Yeah, it's just
Was a little chewy. So that was terrible. So that was a walker
I mean I were chewing on erasers experience as a kid. Don't you ever like you know what that that feeling is you?
Chew on it. Were you did you eat a lot of glue? No, not really any paper
There was a time in third grade mrs. McIntyre's class
I didn't grow up eating erasers, but there was a time where there was a there's a couple kids in class
He would eat the notebook paper
Maybe she has the glue. No, there'd be nothing on it. Just be plain
All right. All right. So let's back up a little bit. So we were on a can can't meet nice. What night are we?
Close way up. I was gonna talk about white out. Well, hold on before we get there
What are what what night are we talking about? We're gonna eat the elk steak
Are we gonna have some other kind of phantom meat going on that night? No phantom
On that night, we're gonna have a meal any foul. No, no, we're gonna have rice pilaf. We're gonna have elk steak
We're gonna have a meal and we're gonna have some who's gonna make the rice pilaf. We're gonna have some green beans
That with a little bit of bacon in it
I don't know where this shit's coming from. But oh, yeah, I'm making this big ass meal
Elk bacon
Elk bacon that's fine. You can make bacon out of basically anything
We should do that, too
Yeah, I want to make bacon. I love bacon. Anyway, we definitely need to do the elk steak
So getting back to the the strange food so the canned meat, I think we should do fish night
Oh, yeah, cuz Paul's not a fish eater, but no no no. Well kind of lately. I've been talking about somebody was doing catfish
That's good stuff. Oh my god. I was like the more they talked about it the more I was like, oh my god
I have to have pan-fried catfish right now. Well, it's great. It is. Oh
Tasty we do crawfish
I'm gonna try it. I'm a sissy
You know, I'm gonna try it too now that I know how to get the little things out of their butts
You did all this learning when you were out in Maine
Yeah, a little bit smaller those little tiny I wonder if the technique translates because of the size
I don't know. It's a little tiny lobster, right?
Basically, yeah fresh water
That's salt water suck it out. You don't use your fingers at all and you don't have to suck the guts out
You don't know you don't know you just rip the tail off and eat the tail detail
You don't have some people suck the guts out. I do and then you eat like four thousand of them to get full
Correct. That's a community thing. You stand around a table you dump them all on the table
You get shit a beer and you just sit there. I think it's a new potatoes like a corner of the cob
They've got some sausage. Yes
Some quiet
I guess you can why you guys have to shit over every idea I have well, dude, it's not idea puppies
Would have been a great. I like hush puppies. Yeah, but you have that's deep-fried. This is all boiled in water. Yeah
It's a boil party. Yeah, it's a boil party
It's a fish broil. You like shrimp. I do yeah, but I prefer them fried
So maybe I'll just do my own fry party a little shrimp scampi
We'll have a little burner on the side grilled
Scampi yeah, no, it's like in a thing with garlic butter
You stick it in the broiler and you fry it and you fry it right in the pan pan
Yeah, I mean if you want deep-fried you can like put some bread on our butter, you know some bread in there
I have never I've never fried. I have fried
French fries. No, just just chicken wheels off. No. No, I make I make chicken nuggets chicken nuggets
Yeah, and they're good though chicken tenders chicken tenders. Yeah chicken nuggets chicken tenders. I need to start frying some catfish
Let's do some let's do a fish fry. That would be amazing
Then the fall and we do a little call a surf and turf
All right
Can meet her elk can meet his spam?
That was terrible terrible. Yeah, that was you were two feet away. You met behind me. Oh, there we go
It's still one foot behind you. I mean, I still have to flip it backwards. Just pretend. It's your lover's face
You could have hit it right on the front
Let's close this wonderful session on the top
We 10 chick flicks chick flicks top 10. Yeah, that's what I want the bodyguard
What we'll see if that's all right, I don't even know before you bring that up
I want to talk about a movie I watched this weekend. Oh the curious case of Benjamin Button
Is that the one where he goes young? Correct?
He he starts out as an as a as an old man, baby
Correct baby size old man
And he regresses back to a zygote
Well, yes, not a zygote but well to a baby, right? Yes. Yes, but he's like he's a talking baby
Have you seen it? No, it's like a four-hour talking baby until he's old enough to talk
Which is like two years, right? So he was an old man old man who's learning how to talk Brad Pitt, right?
Yes, Brad Pitt. Yes, because remember he doesn't he doesn't have any wisdom or anything
He is a baby, but what I'm saying is he was he was regressing. Yes, so instead of going older
He was getting smaller smaller younger and smaller. So he ended up as a baby, right? He does but he was a fully-knowledged baby
Correct. So he was talking when he was supposedly like a month old
He was so when he was a day old when he kind of morphed back into a blob of cells
What was he talking? Oh, he was like like divine influence
Okay. Okay. So he starts out as an old man baby and then he at some point learned how to
Walk and talk except he's arthritic
Right. So it's very difficult for him to walk very difficult
He's on crutches and you know all that kind of stuff. Was he born this way like out of a Vigene?
Basically ages, but he has no wisdom. He has no wisdom or anything. Did he come out of a vagina?
Yes a full-grown man. Yeah, so he was full-size man. No, no, no
He's a baby. He's a baby that looks like an old man. I thought that same thing. I was like this is fucking retarded
I'm not gonna watch this movie. He's not gonna be how you be born as an old man
He's not so he was like a six-foot baby. No the very no no no no at the end
He's a he's a very young normal looking baby
Does he stop regressing? He is crazy old and has dementia
But does he keep keep getting younger to where he just stops being?
No, uh, he physically it's a normal thing, right? He yeah, he ends up except in reverse
He ends up get correct. He ends up dying as a infant
From old age of old age. Okay, because I've never seen I've always wondered I was like weird
It's like how far do they take it back to where he just because you're a baby then you're not a you know what I mean?
Yes, I don't know how far back they took it. That's the reason why I didn't want to watch it
I thought it was totally stupid, but I have to admit it's
Totally stupid, but I have to admit it was it was less about
That I think it's stupid. No, it was less about that than it was
um
His life experiences it was more like forrest gump
Did he get married with have kids and everything? Yeah
Yeah
And it was more about his relationships and his experiences and he goes to you know
He gets pulled into world war two as a as a marine as a tugboat guy and and all these different things
It's it's more like forrest gump than it than it is about his age
So the curious case of benjamin button
Challenges the ideas that life would be better if we could race it hurts
Erase its hurts
So life would be better if we could erase its hurts right is the the term the character repeated to deliver philosophical aphorisms
That add up the message of the importance of cherishing each day
Yes, whether it brings us good or ill and I will tell you I was very skeptical
The only reason why we were going to watch it because we somehow we talked about it
I don't even know how we got on it, but we were like, okay
Let's rent it like because I would never have done it. It was worth watching you say rent it
Yeah, I rented it on amazon prime
Yeah, he was not available on anything. You don't just buy it on amazon
Oh, what's the point? I wouldn't watch it twice
Yeah
Yeah, what if somebody wanted to watch it five years from now?
After they'd again
Or buy it again. Yeah at that point you might as well just it could be it could be on wtbs
Well, I can watch it three times for the cost four or four times
I could watch it four times before I buy I buy it. Yeah, does that make sense?
It was four dollars to rent it
$14 to buy it right what i'm not gonna watch it that many times ever. I always buy them. I know it's interesting
Yeah, I do. It's just that's okay. I mean, i'm not judging you
Well, I mean I because if I if I rent something I feel like it's a waste of money
Yeah, it's almost like you're leasing. Yeah, i'm like forever. I hate that. I'm so good. I want to fucking buy it
I know I get it. I get it you you want to have it you want equity in your movie, correct?
So if I spend an extra 10 bucks on it that that's on me. I I spent the money
What happens if you're like, yeah i'm done with amazon
I'm not paying it anymore. Do those movies go away? You lose your whole catalog. I mean, I don't know they have you for life
No, I am. I'm probably sure that people that have an investment in those types of things
Amazon the name may go away, but it may be just like twitter. It'll just change to x
They'll just transfer your
um
So let's say amazon pisses you off. It's like i'm done with amazon
To wrap up my thought to it was worth watching
We still need to get to the top 10 chip flicks of all time because there was very much a chip flip part of that movie
I'll pass on the movie though. But we didn't get it to no you need to watch it. It's actually worth it. It's actually worth it
All right. Here we are. We're wrapping up the first show. All right. I'll write it for you
We're already kind of loaded its first half. It's uh, september 5th
Uh, thank you. Mr. Mr producer for being as engaged as you always are
And uh dudes like I saw a shot. I'm paul and I am jeff