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Crowdfunding is when you're trying to start a business.
You have not heard of crowdfunding?
No, there's websites.
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It's like if you want to start a start a restaurant or start start any any business, you can post
it and you try to entice people to give money and then you're going to give something to
them in return when you are successful.
Like a free beer.
Like a handy or handy.
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That'll be your job.
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And I'm Joe.
Sorry.
What are you doing?
Well, I mean, we're talking about your handies.
That should have been like in and out.
I mean, first of all, that's never happened.
We like to focus on things like that.
I was thinking about when you make the mistake of saying things like that.
Anybody who crowdfunds.
No, just my wife, because she's going to donate.
I think it is a brilliant.
I think crowdfunding is a brilliant idea.
We could we could do a just fund me.
Is that what that place is called?
Go fund go for.
Yeah.
Is that the one that the truckers up in Canada?
Oh, yeah.
They shut them down.
So horrible.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
And then and then another crowdfunding.
No, another funding crowdfunding place had to step in and help them.
Well, they did.
Plus, go fund me released some.
I don't know if they released or someone hacked them.
All the people who donated, then all those people who donated got shit.
Unbelievable.
That is unbelievable.
The the people that don't even got what they got torn up, torn up, canceled, whatever.
They got doxed because they publicize their names.
Correct.
Yeah.
You know, and then the SJW is one after them and says you donated to these truckers or
we were going to ruin you.
You know what?
There's so many fucked her.
Justin Trudeau.
Oh, big time.
Fuck him.
And his whole country feels the same way.
Yeah, but they keep voting.
But they vote him in.
Yeah.
Do you do you really believe it?
Do they have like Dominion voting machines up there?
I don't know.
Do you really think they voted him in?
They did last time.
That's a very liberal country.
It is.
They believe that shit.
A lot of them do.
Enough of them did.
Now, that doesn't mean he'll get voted in again.
But he's been in there twice now.
Right.
And he's had some some scandals, hasn't he?
Well, the blackface.
Well, that was that was yeah, that wasn't a scandal, though.
Well, because it was here about that kind of stuff.
But if it was Donald Trump, those are mistakes you make in the past.
If it was Donald Trump.
Yeah, everywhere.
I get it.
It's true.
I get it.
I'm not going to stoop that low.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, dudes like us, we make mistakes in our past.
Well, I get it.
I get it.
And we're not going to.
But I mean, I think he is as you're right, as the prime minister, he had some he's had
some some mistakes, hasn't he?
I don't think he was that young when he did the whole blackface.
Well, like a year ago, he just has.
He just did last year.
But but it was last month.
So that hey, Mami, Mami.
What is that?
You lost me on that one.
Who's the guy that's saying that was Al Jolson?
Yeah, there you go.
Well, I don't even know who that is.
It's like the blackface of the 20s.
The original Mami, Mami, Mami, Mami, Mami.
Wow.
I know I'm doing it wrong.
But you know, and they and they go.
There's like no statute of limitations on this kind of stuff.
When I say the 20s, we're in the 20s.
So a hundred years ago.
I know.
And then it wasn't it the Longhorns song, the Longhorns song.
They're trying to cancel it because it referenced some traveling gypsy group or some crazy shit
like that from like the turn of the century.
Yeah.
Whatever statue of limitations.
It's just it's just stupid.
I mean, there is a song is a song is a song.
I heard something else.
Every time I turn around, there's always something where you have the history of that company.
It started 80 years ago.
They opened up a company and one of the slogans was, I don't know, maybe, hey, get your boy
to pick up your milk and then you know, just a little simple phrase like that.
It's not what it.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, they're contorting the sign of the times.
It is a sign of the times.
I mean, well, what's the Christmas song?
Baby It's Cold Outside.
Baby, it's cold outside about the rape.
Every year they throw down on that song.
Oh, it's ridiculous.
But it has persevered.
Oh, it has.
And I love that.
Yes.
Well, the new one with the Longhorns.
Have you heard this is look at that up, Mr. Producer.
Coach Sarkeesian was speaking to his football team saying, this is our last year in the
Big 12.
Everybody hates us.
Embrace the hate.
OK, that sounds it sounds motivating.
So it sounds motivating.
Well, they love that.
The college loved it.
So they made T-shirts.
Brace the hate.
Embrace the hate.
Longhorn.
This is our year.
Right.
And he says off that, well, he's talking about white supremacy.
Really?
Yes.
So people are all bent out of shape that it's a racist statement.
Meaning it's OK to hate on black people, minorities.
Correct.
And embrace it.
Right.
So a little bit more.
So is it a song?
Is it a speech?
No, no.
Well, he's talking about something different.
This is different.
This just happened.
This is going on right now.
Oh, my God.
And it's it's it's a sporting term.
And he used it in a speech to his team.
Right.
To fire him up.
Embrace the hate.
Hey, the whole Big 12 hates us because we're leaving.
Yeah.
People are hating on you.
Embrace it.
Use it.
Fuel you.
Right.
Correct.
Make it inspire you to work harder.
Correct.
Well, and they're saying these libs and these snowflakes have taken it to where they're all
offended because the word hate is in their embrace to hate.
And you're saying embrace the hate towards minorities.
You know, they probably have never even watched a football game in their life.
Probably not.
And how did it get through all the checks and balances at the University of Austin,
Texas?
Now, what are we going to learn?
Just ignore that.
Why do we seriously?
That's such a great point.
Why do we make a big point about this?
You know, when something's why do we give them a platform?
I mean, look, it's the press.
When I say something stupid, what do you guys do?
You just you move on.
We just like we roll our eyes.
Good, Sean.
Yeah.
And then you move on and then we don't buy you a beer.
Sure.
That's probably one of those things.
And that's exactly what needs to happen to these people.
When they say something stupid, you shun them and you don't have to like cancel them.
Just be like, yeah, dude, you know, I'm sorry.
You're not getting this next round because yeah, just don't give them a voice.
It's the press that stops.
I would have known about it.
The press didn't pick up on it.
Well, you know, and what did we say a million times about the people that have this voice?
They're tiny and it could be five tiny like so do we.
So do we start start shooting all the God bless.
I need to rephrase that.
Yeah, you probably should.
Do we start canceling the people that are bringing us the news?
The press?
Yeah, I'm good with that.
I mean, look, if you're going to bring jaded news, tainted news, slanted news, but remember
that's on both sides like the news stories we read now.
We've talked about this before.
It is snippets of of Twitter responses.
Correct.
And these Twitter responses are like like I said, a miniscule amount of people who think
on both sides.
What are we going to start ignoring that?
Extreme views on both sides that no one would have seen if you printed that.
Well, why don't you know what I think we should have like, you know how we vote for president?
We should vote for media.
Wow.
I'm thinking that you do by your pocketbook.
That's right.
By your viewership.
No, I don't think that's true.
I think it can be true for some scenarios, but I think most of it is our people like
George Soros that funds.
That's right.
I was going to say they do have dark money.
They got like tons of money that we need to get out.
You know, you got Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm going to throw out three hundred million dollars and fund something.
Yep.
Was it three hundred million?
Four hundred million.
But to your point, their viewership is like.
Seriously, hold on.
Bottom of the barrel.
Wrap your head around four hundred million dollars you put towards Biden's campaign.
Right.
Four hundred million dollars.
You could use that for something else.
But to your point, they come out with the viewership of the week.
I mean, hell, it's every week.
Right.
Of, you know.
Well, look at CNN.
Their viewership is terrible.
Terrible.
They're not.
They're still.
They're losing money hand over fist if you look at like.
Right.
That.
Advertising.
Yeah, but you got somebody.
They got deep pockets and they're going to continue to fund themselves until they pass
through this this this dark force around right now.
Yep.
That's what I'm saying.
We should elect some sort of media to say, you know what?
We can have some polarizing media companies that we can go to.
We go to Fox.
We go to CNN.
Let's vote and pick a a neutral company and we can collectively vote who we want in there
and just say, hey, man, who do we want in there to tell the truth?
We don't want any opinions.
Who's going to vote on that?
Well, all the yahoos that are out there, we're going to vote for who we think.
Yeah, I'm saying they're going to vote for someone they want.
I say we get Dominion machines in here.
It's going to be.
Yeah, to me, it's going to be 50 50.
That's the way the country is right now.
I don't believe it is.
I think it is.
I don't.
You think the numbers are inflated on the liberal side?
I do.
I think it's I think it's realistically like 65 35.
No, I don't.
I don't think so.
I don't either.
I think it's 50 50 for the most part.
Yeah, it's right down the line.
And I'm not saying 50 percent extremists on either side.
No, I'm saying I don't believe it.
You've got to 15 20 percent extremists on both sides.
Right.
I think that the rest of it and then the rest of it is moderate on both sides.
You have the independence in the middle that you have to sway every election.
Which way am I going?
Yep.
Those it's not amazing.
They're not going to impact us.
Us three.
They're not going to impact the card carrying Democrat.
Right.
But and it's like 30 40 percent in the middle.
I know that that's who they're trying to sway to one way or the other.
Imagine being an independent voter where you truly can flip flop based on the candidate,
based on the candidate, the candidate.
That's a very foreign concept to me.
I think you don't you haven't had the right candidates in there.
You had someone in there like Hale and Ford Jr. I mean, but I think he's smart.
To me, there's a it's not candidate is platform.
But if you listen, you can't convince me that a Democrat platform is ever good for the country.
I don't care who the candidate is.
Well I think I think there are a little bit of a Democrat is today's Democrats know you
should have a little bit of Democrat in your blood because in my opinion, I think the Democrats
are the folks that want to take care of everybody and pay for everything.
Right.
OK.
That's good to a certain point.
That's why you have charities.
That's why you have mechanisms set up to help the stability.
Whenever something falls down, you have something there to pick it back up.
And that's what the Democrats are good for.
Right.
However, they're taking that and they're making a template on how to to live everything.
No, there comes tough love is a key word there.
Here's a big part of the of the conversation that I think people are missing.
So when I say that I'm not on board with the federal government, you know, giving out handouts
and taking care of people, it's not because I don't think people need to be taken care
of.
It's because I think that needs to happen at the state level, not at the federal level.
And so the message is if the handout was at the state level, you'd be all right with it
because those states, each state can decide what they want to do.
Does that make sense?
Right.
Because the state of California do what you want is doing what they want.
Absolutely.
And you're just like, I would never live there.
That's right.
That's 100 percent right.
I mean, and so what happens is it translates to a message of, oh, you don't want the federal
government to take care of people that you don't care.
Right.
No, it's not that I don't care.
I don't think that's the role of the federal government.
I want the federal government to be as small as fricking possible because I believe in
pushing power down as close to the people as possible, which means they're their school
board, their city, their county, their state.
It's too far away.
And it's and it's and it never represents what the will of the people.
And like you said, if the will of the people is like California or San Bernardo County
or whatever it is, do you want to live there?
What about those?
How about move?
How about the will of the people out in Nevada where when the climate activists block traffic
to Burning Man, the Nevada Rangers ran through the demonstration, protested with a gun, made
several arrests.
I wonder how long it's going to take before the Biden administration pipes up and condemns
them.
Well, they're already like they did with their already on the chopping block.
So they mentioned today that they're on the chopping block, that they're being there.
They're about to be temporarily suspended for further review.
The Rangers.
Correct.
All right.
So let's give a little context.
So that's a burning man.
Burning Man Festival in Nevada, one way there were some climate activists that were blocking
the road with a trailer.
Somebody one of them had chained themselves.
They had built this, built this little like apparatus.
Yeah, like it was a trailer.
It's essentially what it was.
Yeah, a trailer with with signs and shit on it.
And so they're blocking the roads.
And then all of a sudden we hear sirens in the video and a Ranger SUV comes blasting
on the scene and basically in relatively slow motion rams their pushes it out of the way.
Yeah, completely.
And they scatter out of the way.
And he I guess he rams it and pushes it out of the way.
And then he turns around and comes back and you just you the anger, the anger.
And that's probably where they're going to get him.
Because when you're law enforcement, you're supposed to be calm and cool.
Well, he's also announcing over the loudspeaker that I'm going to kill you all.
You need to get out of the way because I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Yes.
Well, and then he and then he gets out of the car and then he says, was he I think he
had a taser taser because what about something at him?
No, I think it was a taser.
I think it was a taser.
I hope it was because if he's firing, I mean, not firing, but pointing the pistol at him
as to lethal, lethal force.
Right.
Anyway, he makes him get on the ground and he's all like, oh my God, so what's wrong
with that, except that these people that were doing that are a bunch of pussies.
Yes.
And screaming, we're just environmentalist.
And you deserve to die.
Does that exempt you from the law?
No.
What you're about to go through?
And they're inconveniencing thousands of people.
And it was miles and miles.
Yeah, it was.
Was it really?
Oh, absolutely.
It was like it was like six miles of cars.
And so here you wrap your head around six miles.
So here you have a Nevada Ranger who has a dangerous situation on the freeway because
you've got thousands, you've got miles of people backed up and he's angry.
And who says someone in that line has a medical emergency?
But yeah, that's right.
You have that road into the Burning Man.
There's one long road in.
It's the same road.
There's no other way to get into that region.
And they blocked it.
There's miles of traffic.
And come on, man.
I'm sorry that you so I was kind of looking.
I watched that video and I watched some other videos around the world.
Look at them around the world.
And people are getting more confrontational with these people.
They need to.
I agree that these events are organized and at some point their their lives are going
to be in jeopardy.
They will get run over.
They're going to get run over.
They're going to get shot.
They're going to get something.
These are poor.
Imagine some some redneck.
I shouldn't say redneck, but somebody very angry gets out of their car and walks up and
you know, whack.
Who knows?
Right.
You know, hit some kicks or shoot some whatever.
They just they just roll right through.
Right.
And that stupid person six.
Yeah.
Ankle or leg chained to the trailer.
And I'm thinking that is I mean, well, it's just like what they do.
They cement their hands to the airport runway.
It's just so chiseled out.
So OK.
So in some of the videos I watched, there was a woman dragging a protester by the hair
off the street.
There was two guys picking up a guy and he kept going back, kept going back, go back
and finally they just like I mean, at that point I would have sat on him or I would have
beat the shed.
We did multiple people.
You need someone to remove them, someone to hold them down while the car start.
Because once the car start moving, it's hard for them to get out.
That's why you need stun guns.
That's why you nonlethal stun guns with the those little projectiles with the stun guns.
You know, the shotgun shells they shoot out.
Just get bear spray.
As they're sitting there, just walk up to them and go.
And then and then drag them off.
Yeah.
And they're not going to see it.
But OK, I get that they think that this is their the only way that they're going to.
Their cause gets lost in the in the absurdity of the whole thing.
Who was going to join their cause?
No one.
Based off of that video.
I mean, there's no one.
Plus, the plus the cause is stupid.
And who's already helping anything?
They were anti capitalist.
They were pissed off that the running man is attracting capitalism.
Oh, here's another view.
I haven't seen this view.
Yeah.
So there's a I don't know if we're going to have a sound on.
Oh, this is great.
But there's a ranger truck that pulls up.
He basically just pulls right through.
He blows through the signs and there's people sitting on either side.
So I'd be so mad.
Listen to him as he turns around.
I'm coming through.
You better move.
You're going to get hit.
This is great.
And they're all panicking.
Yeah.
So that woman.
Get out on the ground.
All of you on the ground now.
Get on the ground.
I'm not violent.
Yeah, but I am.
He's having sex with me.
Rangers in Nevada weren't happy with climate.
Thank you, Maddie Hale.
Oh, Maddie Hale.
Sky News.
Wow.
Very Aussie voice right there.
Look, look, don't.
If you're going to go play.
I mean, when you grew up in kids, stay out of the streets, you know, when you cross the
streets, make sure you look both ways.
You know what's the same thing?
Come on.
You can't do it.
And they need to stop this trend.
They need to.
It needs to be a federal law.
You are not allowed to protest in the streets.
You can't inhibit the public.
Oh, they're showing that.
Oh, so they have drone footage of how bad how bad the backup was because of these fools.
Oh, my goodness.
I know that's not crazy.
Oh, well, well, it was said to be six miles.
Oh, that one's not that might have been early in the process, right?
Golly, I'm telling you, the rage when people find out why they were stopped, they probably
didn't know why they were stopped.
Right.
Look at this.
She's all chained.
And then there's one big dude.
He's all muscle about it, tattooed up and the stupid chick is.
Oh, so he was trying to get them off the road.
I'm saying here, my.
A ball of capitalism.
And so they're trying to get them off this off the street.
Yeah.
So they did a pretty good job.
Activism has been strong overseas in the summer months with activists from anyway.
Well, it's the whole campaign.
Look, it's a bad idea.
You need to to to make it a the worst kind of crime to block a road.
Period.
And it's clearly organized.
Here's another one here.
But I know that dragging them off.
But it's clearly organized.
They had backpacks, they had walkie talkies.
Who are they talking to?
Right.
You know, it's just like.
Did that guy have a I just I just don't think what they think they're trying to solve with
this.
I mean, did you see the same thing?
Did you have a what?
Did you have a thong on?
What is that?
Oh, anyway, that's the girl that's being pulled by the.
Oh, well, so we're watching a bunch of these videos of Sky News of protesters.
Look, you know what?
You you you reap what you sow.
And if you're going to be playing in the streets, come on, man.
You fuck around and then you find out, dude.
You know, I mean, come on.
I mean, it's just stupid.
I'm just saying that people are running out of patience.
The rage is building and something horrible.
Well, it's going to happen.
A lot of this happened.
It's going to happen.
A lot of this happens in Europe.
I know a lot of these things, because a lot of the one I saw, I think that one was in
Italy.
Several of them have been in Italy.
I know.
And they don't put up with that shit.
They get out of the car and yank them.
But it takes multiple people.
As you saw, the guy just got up right back and sat back down.
Just take him a chetty and fucking smack him.
You need multiple people to make sure they don't get back.
So what I mean.
All right.
So let's put ourselves in this situation.
So here we are.
We're on Preston.
Right.
The three of us are going on our our Friday night run.
It would not end well.
We're going on our Friday night run.
Really?
And we're on Preston.
And we are the second car, not the first car, but the second car.
It's not going to end well.
And we have said we stop.
We get stopped and we see that is bullshit.
You know, they're protesting something.
What are these?
Yeah, sure.
Well, I mean, really, what do we I will be in jail?
You being serious?
Yeah.
So you would get out of the car and start berate verbally berating them like what most
people do.
I would I would make it so that we could pass and continue with our lives.
All right.
So they say there's they say there's 14 idiots laying on the street and they've chained themselves
together.
Then I kick them in the nuts one at a time.
Seriously, I remove them.
I don't know.
You don't even have to kick them.
We're guys.
You just have to graze them.
Well, it's almost like if they chain themselves, you need to carry around a big ass thing of
bolt cutters.
I don't know.
I mean, I know I'm giving a crazy hypothetical here.
I mean, I don't think it's as crazy as you think it isn't as crazy because this is what
people in these videos are doing.
Are doing.
They're getting out of their cars and they're taking matters into their own hands.
I mean, what would we do?
Would the three of us literally get out and we would but we would have to enlist other
people.
The three of us could not do it.
Right.
So we would have to like you, you, you come with us.
We're going to go beat the shit out of these guys.
No, it's not to beat the shit you pick them up and you throw them onto the side and you
have to make sure they don't come back and sit down.
That's why you need multiple people.
Right.
If it's just three of us and there's 14 people, it's gotta be organized.
So I think what we're going to need is to start to carry some black spray paint in the
car that way with anyone with cameras, we could like spray them the cameras and fill
the lens that is too many for that is futile for sure.
But we could have water.
No.
What about wash?
You know, I think Jeff Jeff defused that last time.
As much as I wanted to use the wasp ray, uh, I guess, you know, it's funny.
I bet you I could walk out there with two cans of wash spray and just go and let them
look at it.
You want to be squirted with wash spray.
I'm about to blast your face with wash spray and I guarantee they'd be like, what the fuck?
No.
And I start blasting.
Here's the thing.
But not their face.
The event that occurred at Preston in 121.
Remember the video for the Plano police did so poorly.
Fuck the Plano to peace.
Oh, the Plano mayor.
The pieces of shit that allowed it and arrest people that were contesting them being there
when they should have been there in the first place.
Oh, that makes me that really grinds my gears.
But the video of the folks that were out there, because this was another Black Lives Matter
organization where they had people out there with backpacks or get total organization,
matching shirts, walkie talkies, that wasn't even climate stuff.
They were packing guns.
So if you were to hold your hand up to hands up with two wasps spray cans, they're going
to be like, yeah, pop, pop.
You're down.
So that's not cool.
You know, I don't know.
I don't have a I just.
I have to protect my family.
I have to protect my friends.
What about a paintball gun?
Wouldn't that be fun?
Well, hell, I got one of those gel guns.
Yeah.
What about that?
And you just fucking them up like within four feet.
The battery does.
Dude.
No, the batteries got some endurance, man.
I mean, that battery will last a good 30 minutes of nonstop shooting.
I'll stop it.
Get off the street right now.
Bam, bam, bam.
Keep going.
I'm going to keep shooting you if you don't get off the street.
I mean, they would paintball.
They'd be like, well, it's from hell, man.
It would hurt more.
Paintball would.
All right.
Well, paintball would.
But you don't have as many bullets.
You've got ten thousand that fit in that little ramekin that you shove on top of.
So we basically have to carry a paintball or gel gun.
I wouldn't do with us.
Paintball guns, you're subject to you've got to have a CO2 canisters that are charged or
ready to go.
Plus, any time a paintball sits in a hopper for extended periods, they tend to form conform
to the vessel that they're in.
So they become oblong and they don't shoot straight.
And you know, which one?
Paintballs?
Paintballs.
I don't think paintballs are good.
So we should do gel gel.
I think the gel guns are good.
I don't know about salt guns.
How about gel?
Like salt rock guns.
That's what I mean.
I know that's still a firearm.
It takes an accelerant to blast those salt rocks across.
So I'm still back on the rail gun.
Now you're talking.
All right.
There's no accelerant there.
Yeah.
And that's just one battery.
One shot.
And you're taking them out and basically oncoming traffic for about five miles.
Some of those ships go hundreds of miles.
Dude, rail guns are unbelievable.
I'm thinking the bear sprays probably at this point.
I mean, you could do the gel bullets, the gel capsules.
Gifting tri-ation on.
But the thing is, is that, you know, people are going to misconstrue what's going on and
see you as some sort of psycho.
Yeah.
They're just like, oh my gosh, someone's whipping them up with an Uzi right now.
Just imagine the video.
Climate protesters blocking Preston Road.
Three men armed with toys.
Rail guns blasted them.
Oh, he hurt my eye.
You poke your eye out.
And they have been arrested and they are now in the Collin County Jail.
Sorry.
I don't know.
I mean, what do you do?
I told them they need protective guy wear.
I think you get out and you move them physically.
I love thinking about these scenarios because, you know, like what would happen?
What would you guys do?
What would you do if your family was in the car?
Do you turn around a bolt?
Well, if the family was in the car.
Yeah, I guess you do with your family in the car.
You turn around a bolt because you look what's more important.
Your family is more important.
So if they're all chained together, what if you tie your chain to like your car and just
start driving and you pull them all away?
You're going to jail for sure.
You're going like three miles an hour.
I'm not talking going 50 miles an hour.
Yeah, you go like two miles an hour and you just pull them all out of the way at the same
time.
You're really slowly.
And they're trying to unlock themselves real quick.
They might get a little rash from the street.
They might get a little rash.
If they chain themselves together.
All right.
We have dwelled on this because it's kind of fun, but we need to probably because the
guys are losers.
Yeah, we need to move on.
You know what I'd like to move on to?
The second half bourbon.
The second half of the sexy bourbon.
It's an interesting one, too.
The nose.
Really?
It's interesting.
So what are we drinking?
Oh, it's the.
This is the fray.
This is the one that can't find here.
It's I get it when I visit my dad out in Nevada.
In Nevada.
Yeah, it's about one hundred twenty seven proof.
And I have never tasted anything so cinnamon in my life.
This is literally like drinking red hard.
Yeah.
What's the what's the one we always do shots of like?
Well, we don't.
Peanut butter shots.
No, no, no.
Cinnamon.
Like Jager Meister, Pepper, Cinnamon, Cinnamon shops, shops.
What fireball fireball.
This is basically fireball on intense steroids.
No.
Yes.
I honestly I think it's that cinnamon.
I don't I don't I pick up some.
It's not it's not fireball cinnamon.
I think what you're so this is a char.
Is it a it's a two year.
How many years is this?
I have no idea.
Did you pull it up?
I can you bring it up for us?
Fray something.
Well, it's a four grain, first of all.
So it's it's got all the.
All right, here we go.
It's the barrel strength.
Yeah, the the farm grown grain whiskey straight from the barrel.
We taste through every whiskey barrels that comes through and comes to age and especially
select those that stand out with unique flavors and textures born with exceptional characteristics.
These barrels are bottled at the cast strength for what's going on?
All right.
Did you just take a poll?
I did.
And it is all right.
You're right.
So the special release as Fray Ranch and through our online whiskey shop as well as our store
selected barrels as premium limited release, our single barrel collection has included
barrel release of four grain, three grain and single gram.
All right.
So this is the the the barrel strength single barrel for grain one hundred and twenty seven
point eight proof.
It is a kick in the ding dong.
It has got a lot of intensity.
Paul can't talk right now.
I can't.
It's like he.
Yes.
I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out how I feel about this.
It's very it's got a very corn taste to it.
It's very unique.
It is.
It's not like it is.
It's very, very unique.
And I'm and I'm not going to say that unique is is that it's bad.
I mean, but if you are.
But you need to know that we are drinking this neat.
So we don't add ice cubes to it.
So a lot of times when the bourbon comes out, barrel strength, it's it's pretty strong.
This one would be a bourbon, but it's it's more than one hundred twenty five proof.
No, it's hundred twenty five proof going into the barrel into the barrel.
Oh, really?
Hotter coming out coming out.
So this is a bourbon.
Was it bourbon whiskey on there?
Yeah, no.
It's straight bourbon is a whiskey.
Straight bourbon whiskey.
Yeah.
So it is a bourbon, but it's it's unique.
And I didn't know it was going in.
Yeah.
It's the the the the rule is it's one twenty five going into the barrel.
It can be stronger coming out.
That's right.
In which case, more water evaporated than alcohol and alcohol.
Correct.
So you definitely taste that.
So it's super strong.
It's hot.
The unique thing about this is this is is made at Fry, Fray Ranch.
I don't know if it's Fry or Fray.
Fray Ranch.
Basically, they're a bunch of farmers who decided to make whiskey.
Love it.
And they grow all of their own grains and rice and corns and mulch and everything they
use.
Right.
On their land.
Authentic is hell.
Yeah, it's what they call it.
Farmed distilled or whatever.
Anyway, they grow all their own shit.
That's what's unique, so it's all Nevada stuff.
It's in Fallon, Nevada, which is east of Carson City, I believe.
So here's the thing.
I respect the uniqueness.
I do 100 percent respect the uniqueness, but it lends itself to being a love or hate it.
Does that make sense?
I can see that.
I mean, you because it's so unique, you either love it or you hate it.
And I'm going to contradict myself here because I don't hate it.
It's unique and I definitely pick up the cinnamons.
It's hot.
My wife almost gagged on it.
If I can be honest, I'm going to give it a 5.5.
I'd like it a little bit better than that.
I'm going to be harsh on it because it's love it or hate it.
I would never voluntarily buy this other than the bottle.
The bottle's amazing.
Yeah, they've done a really good job on the bottle.
The bottle weighs about 20 pounds.
Yeah, they've done a really good job on the bottle.
We said that last time, too.
I think it's about a 5.5.
What'd you say, a 5?
5.5.
No, maybe 6.
I think it's got a good taste to it.
6 on a good day.
I think it's got a good taste to it.
I'm enjoying it.
I mean, it's not an 8.
It's probably a 6.2, 6.2.
I was going to say 6.5 for me.
I like the new Riff better than this.
Oh, infinitely better.
I gave it an 8.
This is actually a store pick.
Look, it's made in Fallon, Nevada.
Yeah, Fallon, Nevada.
Just north of the Walker River Reservation.
It's east of, it's kind of east of Carson City, Reno.
And it's kind of in the middle of nowhere is what it is.
Zoom out a little bit.
What, what?
Oh, there's Carson City.
All right, there's Reno.
So it's really close to Reno.
So it's on the western edge.
It's right out 50.
Look at that national forest and how big that is in Nevada.
I know.
It's beautiful.
It's just something else.
So it's on the western, not edge, but western side of Nevada, not far from the California
border.
There's Carson City.
Interesting.
So it's probably in the middle of nowhere, like you said.
Yeah, there's probably not much out there.
It's right on 50 and 50 goes through Tahoe, right?
So you could take 50 all the way over the mountains.
It'll go to Sacramento.
There's a Naval Air Station out there.
Ah, sure is.
Interesting.
Man, I need to do more road tripping throughout the United States.
That's why I want to get one of those big deluxe motorcycles.
Motorcycles or?
Yes.
Like a three wheeler?
Like a touring bike?
I would want to, I was thinking the, the big gold wing, the big tricycle with two wheels
in the front and then a hitch in the back and then carry a little trailer that has a
little pop up.
So you can do that with one in the front and two in the back as well.
Those are nice.
Those are really nice.
I'd rather have a car.
Whatever.
I'd rather have a car.
I don't know if I, how long can you last on a motorcycle for your, it's like a beat.
Like how long could you ride your motorcycle with the noise, the wind burn and everything
before you go?
Can you ride for like 10 hour shifts?
I could ride for.
Multiple days.
Ever.
Can you really?
No, I can go about an hour and a half.
That's what I mean.
Before it becomes a beat.
Keep in mind, I have a, I have a scout bobber.
I have a bobber, which is not a touring bike.
It doesn't have a high fairing.
It doesn't have a high windshield, windscreen, right?
So I'm getting blasted by everything.
That's what I mean.
You have to get the kind that you can do.
Yes.
If you get a touring bike where there's no wind on you, there's no insects on you, you,
you know.
It's like an old fraternity party you used to go to.
Getting blasted by everything?
No, no.
I don't think I've been to any of those parties, but no, it makes a huge difference, right?
My bike is not designed for long.
I mean, even though I ride it for three, four hours sometimes on the weekends.
Are you beat up by the time?
I'm beat up.
The arms are vibrating and.
I'm, I'm, I mean, I'm, I'm tired.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to lay down.
I'm ready to lay down and ride.
So like, Hey, we're going to ride to Washington state.
You don't do it on a scout bobber.
Yeah.
You can't do it on something.
So you do it on one of those touring bikes.
A touring bike.
So those are comfortable.
Oh, way more comfortable.
But not everybody has that.
You see people taking long roads like the Sturgis.
They all don't have touring bikes up there.
That's true.
And they're country wide going to that thing.
Yeah.
I just think that would be.
Oh, I mean, it's, it's, there's so much amazing personal choice in bikes.
You know, it's funny today, I didn't even tell you guys, but, uh, uh, Brian, the guy
I ride with, uh, I got a flat, uh, today and he needed my help to get it to rent a trailer,
get a load on the trailer, take it over to Harley Davidson.
Remember I'm an Indian driver, right?
Not a Harley.
Uh, anyway, so I helped him out, right?
I helped him out and, uh, we got to the, the, uh, Harley Davidson dealership.
Did you pull up in your Harley just loud as shit?
No, no, no, we had it trailered.
It was your bike.
No, no, no.
I was with him in the truck.
No, I wasn't on my.
So you had used to take it.
You're Indian up there.
Just loud as shit.
You know what?
I probably need to anyway, but I started talking to the guy and I was like, uh, just so you
know, cause he was like, Oh, can I help you?
I did.
I said, I have an Indian.
So you probably hate me because I don't know.
Some people have this weird animosity about this whole thing, but most of these guys are
super cool.
And if you're on two wheels, that's exactly what he said.
He goes, brother, if you're on two wheels, you good.
Right.
They have this just, it's a brotherhood.
I know it sounds stupid, but anyway, so he was like, it is.
He goes, but what do you know?
What do you know about Harley?
And I was like, well, honestly, not much.
Right.
So he was showing me around and he was telling me the different Harley Davinson's and they
had the three wheel ones, which are bad ass by the way, the ones with the two wheels in
the back, they look, they look super sweet.
If you have a wife that's not comfortable on two wheels, that is the way to go.
So they've got a lot of compartments in the back.
Oh, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Bear's all about accoutrements.
Guys, the options that you have on these bikes is unbelievable.
Is your AI going to drive for you?
Probably.
I wouldn't be comfortable with that.
Those bikes are expensive.
Those big touring ones.
So the top of the line.
It's very bad bitten.
I was at.
That we could pull out.
So I was walking, he was walking me through all the different ones.
About 50 grand is about as high as you can go, which is a lot for a motorcycle.
That's crazy for a motorcycle.
Yeah.
50 grand.
Yeah.
What kind of mileage does that get?
I don't know.
Radar.
No, any better than a car.
Any better than a car.
I would think so.
I mean, you're surprised.
What's your get?
50.
What's your car get?
Oh, my car gets 38.
So 12 miles.
I'll take your car on a trip over a bike.
Yeah, no, I've thought about that because I would love to take the Bobber down to College
Station.
Right.
And the Jetta itself is hot and the Jetta gets almost the same gas mileage.
And it's more comfortable.
And it's way more comfortable.
But I will at some point when it's cooler, you know, and by the way, I don't want to
go on 45.
I don't want to go on 35.
I want to take country roads and it's going to take me an hour longer.
So you got to love what you're doing there to take an extra hour to get to where you're
going.
So it's not about it's not about the destination.
It's about the journey.
Right.
So, you know, and trust me, I absolutely love being on that bike.
Anyway, it was an experience today to get the blast of Harley Davidson when I'm an Indian
guy.
But anyway, what was the point?
Why have we get on bikes?
Well, I don't know.
Because you said you need to take more road trips.
Yeah.
Well, we all need to take more road trips.
And I don't even mean on a bike.
I'm talking about like renting an RV and doing the cross country trip where you see the Grand
Canyon and you and you see all this shit in Nevada.
It just takes time.
I know.
And you talk about planning in our weeks to do this.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we can go we go to you said the Grand Canyon, but we can go to Palo Duro
Canyon, which is an Amarillo Palo Duro Canyon is the second largest Grand Canyon on the
planet.
I would love that.
The second largest Grand Canyon.
Whatever Canyon.
I don't know.
Well, I said Grand Canyon.
So they get well, great.
He is first, obviously.
Right.
Yeah, it's the first Palo Duro and Palo Duro.
Second is still huge.
It is so pretty.
So beautiful.
You go down there and it's just like in and, you know, cell service is kind of you get
it.
But it's not you can make a phone call, but you may be challenged watching Netflix.
Yeah.
Well, like she big, but we could get Starlink and we could probably watch the Frisco Fighters.
Not what?
Wow.
We're doing my point.
My point is do some Texas Berber trail while we're out there.
Well, look, this is this is happening.
Dudes like us moment here.
I it's about six months out.
OK.
I am.
And I talked to Jeff about this.
I have to plan a trip out.
I have to.
I'm going to plan a trip to go out there.
This is so you turn into a bucket list item here.
Well, no, this is a goddamn quest now because we've been trying.
I've been trying to do this for a while.
I did it the last second this earlier this year.
They were like, yeah, we're six months waiting list.
Fuck.
So now I need to put in time now.
Oh, you got to set that up for next summer.
Well, I don't want to go in the summer.
I want to go like in March.
I'm going to go like in April.
Oh, yeah.
Schedule it now.
Yeah, that's my point is that I'm going to need to lean on you guys perhaps to forecast
an opportunity for us to go out there and do this.
Dude, we we bought foreigner tickets two years in advance.
No one year advanced.
Loverboy was too well.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Late.
My point is you set a weekend and you say it's that's it.
And you did.
The problem is, is when nothing is settled, we're like, oh, we need to do this.
We need to do it.
It never happens.
But if we don't play time and we're like, all right, we bought the pay for the lot.
And that's what I mean.
It's paid for.
We're going.
That's right.
You just need to remind us when we get close to put it to PTO.
That's right.
And then we need to figure out, do I need to get a tent or get the cabin out there?
Well, I thought we could.
Well, first of all, I was going to get two lots because I was going to buy it.
Wes, my brother in law, and has a nice RV.
Well, he's got an RV and Jerry has.
He doesn't have.
Jerry has an RV.
Yes, he does.
So I was thinking we could bring two RVs out there and that way we can split it up.
And plus we can have a tent out there.
I was thinking like a general tent where we can eat, you know, or the toilet in there.
Well, there's in the RVs.
Oh, I shit in the outside.
Well, I'm going to do I'm going to do like a hammock between trees, like 15 feet off
the ground.
I'm going to get it just like the whole one.
It's like it's shit for 15.
Absolutely.
I'm going to get one of those little circle tents that you you know, your head sticks
out the top.
Well, you shit and you just you sit on like a little five gallon bucket so you can converse
while you're crap.
You're like, hey, you know, hey, plop.
And then you're like, hey, yes, well, very meaty burgers.
Yeah.
But is there stuff like like like goes around your neck so the fumes don't come out?
Because we're not going to stand or talk to you when you're shit.
I don't know.
I'm kind of hard to wipe, too, because you couldn't see.
So you look like you're you're you're wearing one of those.
I'm going to go ahead and shoot that program dresses from the sixteen hundreds.
It's really tight around the back.
It's like this gigantic umbrella dress like a huge and you're like, hello.
Oh, I'm taking a shit.
And I need to wipe my ass now.
Let's see how that's well just kind of looking at you while we're holding our beers.
He's around the fire.
All right.
I'm just went bad in a back it up on this whole program.
If you're trying to encourage us to come out here with you, I wouldn't leave with that.
So there is there are low the shit dress.
They're public restrooms that are right there with have showers and stuff.
So for for definitely Jeff and Paul, you guys will be going to that.
And I'll have you'll have your bucket.
Well, I mean, look, there's a full blown toilets in the RV.
I mean, probably.
Yeah, I've done it many times.
Can can is there enough volume space to hold your shit?
Well, holy, how big of a shit do you take, Jeff?
Well, there's a bunch of guys.
Actually when I went on my health, I did.
I never shat in the RV.
Oh, you sat in the hole.
So yes, they these guys are hardcore.
So these guys go out the first thing you do.
Listen, I'm camp.
And they go dig like a three foot hole.
And they have a box with a toilet on it, a toilet lid on it.
And they have this bucket of baking soda.
They just dump in the hole.
Yeah, yeah, you should.
And then they take a black garbage bag and line the hole hole.
Right.
The hole hole.
The hole.
And that's really hard to say, isn't it?
They like the hole hole.
They hole hole in the who?
Anyway, so they yeah.
So we yeah, you you shit in the hole and then you take a scoop of baking soda and you dump
it on the on your turd at the bottom of the hole.
Does that work?
It does.
I think part of it also has to do with it being, you know, three degrees.
It probably freezes crystallizes before it leaves your hands.
It's like it's like an ice cube just falling down.
It's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
But you know what?
In the moment, you're like, what am I doing?
But then you look back on it and you're like, that was so fun.
Shitting in a hole.
Everything.
I mean, now do they have like I'm talking about around you?
Oh, yeah.
It's it's it's one of those tall tents.
Right.
And it's perfect.
It's honestly perfect.
I mean, you yeah, you do your business and you're done.
Yeah, you do.
You don't linger.
When your skin starts to stick to the ice, how would you adapt to that shot?
Because you like to recline.
How would you handle set up your snack bar?
Let's say it's eight degrees and you're sitting on the toilet, which has crystal crystals.
First of all, I'm I'm extremely smart.
Oh, so the first thing I would do is I would eat the seat.
He's going to Elon Musk.
Oh, totally.
So the seat will it be like one of those toilet seats that have the it's not a it's a circle
because they have it's a toilet seat.
It's up, it's down.
So I wouldn't I you know, it's got the break in the front.
You know, what is that break for anyways?
It's for your penis.
Oh, what?
Wow.
Is it really?
Anyway, so what I would do feel free to elaborate.
Walk us through what I would do is I would take you all side rest is junk all over his
toilet seat.
Well, that's what I had that that's all splayed junk was all spatchcocked on the front of
the toilet because it was such a small toilet.
It was so small.
It was like 18 inches off the ground.
Let me take another pull.
It was like sitting on a thimble.
I'm going to take another.
But now, but what I would do, what I would do is I would I would take a sock.
I take two socks, a pair of socks, and I would stuff it, the pair of socks with a couple
pocket warmers and I would lace the toilet seat with the pocket warmers.
Now you have some warmth.
So when you sit down, you don't get that frostbite, you know, because that's that often it slides
off into the shithole.
Well, no, it won't because it's sitting down there.
Just imagine it doesn't.
But my point is, is that my point you're having you've got the butt flu diarrhea and you're
up there doing warm warm hands like this trying to get it warm.
Hey, man.
Yeah, you got to pick your battles.
All right.
Because my would everyone like the shit I everyone has gone to the bathroom.
At least I have where you go camping and it's because I've got camping at sub zero temperatures,
you know, and when you go out to that outside bathroom and your pants are down by your ankles,
and it takes it takes time to acclimate your butthole open to the toilet seat.
And once you hover and you hover and you barely touch, you barely touch to one touchdown and
you're like, oh, it's so cold.
And then like, no, about 15, 20 seconds into it, it's still cold, but your butt cheeks
are there.
But you have that unforeseen issue, and that's when your skin attaches to the gas.
No, it sticks to the pilot to the toilet.
Yeah, it literally sticks to the toilet.
That's another reason why I encourage you to bring a pair of socks and stuff it with
the the pocket.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Whatever, man.
It's all about planning.
Don't I'm on that.
What about your buffet that you set up?
Oh, well, that's like when I work in the office buildings.
You don't do that at campsites.
What are you saying?
You set up a buffet in a book area like a movie theater.
Yeah, well, I've got my phone set up in a shitting area.
I like to watch news or YouTube or something while I'm taking a dump.
I got to stay on top of the newest things coming out.
Oh, my God.
Do you have earbuds in or is like the whole office?
Sometimes.
Well, if I'm in this is the definition of glamping.
If I go to the office.
Oh, it's all in.
I hang my satchel on the back of the stall door.
I can't do this.
You know how you've got the the toilet paper dispenser house has that little shelf.
Oh, yeah.
I prop up my telephone there because my telephone is this kickstand.
I pop it out.
I got Netflix on.
I got the earbuds in.
I got something going on over there.
And then I sit there and I got my my paper towels because I got my butt wipes.
You know, there's nothing but wipes, nothing normal like peanuts.
There's nothing normal about this.
I don't need any sustaining.
I'm normal about that point.
But you know, you got to get the you got to get the look.
You were giving me a hard time.
I was like, dude, you don't use butt wipes.
So you know what?
Am I I challenge you?
I say, you know what?
You wipe your butt as clean as you can.
And then you enter a clean after you're done.
You're like, either my butt is clean as it's going to get.
Then you go and you use one of the flushable butt wipes and you tell me if there's any
residual.
Well, there's residual, isn't there?
Jeff is challenging.
You just need to have proper technique.
Oh, oh, oh.
Are you saying you don't know how to wipe your ass?
Hold on.
Walk it.
Does your does your asshole have like some sort of penis sheath where your anal comes
out and I just have good wiping technique like a dog.
Oh, have you ever seen a dog's anus when it's trying going to poop?
It inverts.
It's like a bladder.
It rolls out.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a sheath.
So you are able to do that.
I have the sheath anus sheath.
Did you say your dog was eating your other dog's shit?
Oh, my God.
This is the most disgusting fucking podcast ever.
It's related.
But this did happen.
It was traumatic.
I heard you on the phone and I was like, I talked about you.
Just imagine.
Oh, you were talking to when he was viewing this.
He called me.
He was just like, I just watched my dog eat the shit coming out of my other dog like a
soft serve.
So hold on.
I'm in my family room.
I'm watching my two dogs out the back window.
They're in the yard and I see I see the older one.
You know, she's got three legs.
We've talked about one on three legged one eyed dog.
Thanks to you.
It's well, I don't know if it was my fault.
Well, I'm pretty sure my wife's fault.
Anyway, anyway, it's it's it's past the buster, didn't it?
Yeah, it's it's squatting to shit.
And the other one walks up.
It's already awkward, you got one literally eating it while it's being pushed out of her
anus.
And I lost my I lost my shit.
I I was like that.
It was traumatic for me to watch.
That's traumatic for me.
I swear to God, I had PTSD still.
And I went outside and I picked up my my sandal, my rubber sandal.
And I started chasing around the yard and she was like, what, what, what?
It was like she's got shit teeth.
I don't know.
And every time, every time she gives me a kiss, I'm like, fuck off.
I was getting a shit mouth, shit mouth dog.
Well, your other dog licks the vagin the butthole every time.
Oh, my God.
OK, I'm putting them both down.
Just like it's so gross, guys.
Have you just seen it?
She angled her head and everything.
Come on.
What animal does that?
What living creature does dogs do that?
That's the most grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.
And I just wanted to beat the shit out of her.
Is there something that do both the dogs have the same diet?
They do not.
That's probably why.
OK, well, there you go.
I'm in on giving them the same diet then.
Yeah, that'll change it.
So she'll make it feel like she's eating her own shit.
If Sasha's food is a little bit more rich than the baby's, then the baby's going to
do that.
So gross.
All right.
She's like, I eat my shit until it tastes as good.
OK, I will try that because it makes me it's.
Yeah.
She's got one eye, but she has all her teeth.
All right.
You know what?
Did Sasha not care?
No, it bothers her.
It bothers her.
Oh, so she for the most she doesn't have to wipe now.
Well, for them, they don't like to drag her ass.
Yeah, they don't use flushable wipes.
She's got that one leg.
So she does it in circles.
She is the distended asshole.
That's how they keep it clean.
Yeah, the anus sheath, as you so eloquently said earlier.
So so Sasha will only poop on walks for the most part.
And she knows that's because I immediately pick it up with the bag and and and saw and
the other one doesn't, you know, try to get to it.
Yeah, can't get to it because I'm holding her back.
All right.
Oh, gross.
Why are we talking about this?
That's just you know, brought it up.
No, you're the one.
Don't you have a dog that eats shit out the other dog's ass?
That's exactly what you said.
I mean, our listener can confirm that dudes like us podcast.
It is time.
We have time.
We talked about the bourbon.
We were going to talk about some chick flicks and count down the top 10 chick flicks.
Before we get to that, I want to I want to cover.
We'll cover that.
How about anybody die lately?
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, P.B. Herman died.
I know we talked about it, but someone else died.
Bob Barker.
Oh, shit.
Bob Barker has some fantastic clips.
I said one of those with Happy Gilmore.
Oh, that was fantastic.
He and Happy Gilmore were he.
It worked.
It totally worked for all of America.
Oh, so Bob Barker watching Bob Barker.
Adam Sandler beat the shit out of Bob Barker and he died in the hospital and came back
to live as called.
Beat the shit out of a bitch.
I thought it was funny when Adam Sandler punched him in the balls.
He goes, I figured they're going to be lower than that.
So he was a healthy age.
I mean, it was 99.
Oh, fantastic.
I thought he was 100.
A good one.
Ninety nine years old.
Boy, look at him.
He looks rough.
Well, he looks 99.
So we're going to be there hopefully somewhere.
Where?
Hopefully.
Well, I don't know about 99.
Do you want to live to 99?
We've talked about this and I said it's all about quality of life.
It's all about quality of life.
Like you said, it depends on quality of life.
If I'm strapped to a bed and I'm shitting myself all the time, no.
And they're still handing you bourbon?
Well, maybe then.
But if you're able to get around and you're coherent and you're coherent and you're able
to function and shit like that, then okay.
But I have no desire to lose my faculties mentally or physically and require someone
to do everything for me.
We would be incredibly blessed to be 99 and have our faculties and we can move around.
That is a rarity.
I mean, unless it's really like at the very end where everything just goes downhill.
But I don't want to turn 90 and then the next 10 years I'm a mess.
I totally get it.
You know what I mean?
I totally get it.
Like just whether that 90.
I totally get it.
But unfortunately, we don't choose that.
No, we don't get to choose it.
No.
I think about, you know, my dad just turned 81.
He just had a birthday.
And you know, it's funny because you know, they're at that age.
You just you don't know.
You got to be blessed every day they're around.
Yes.
And the way things are nowadays, you become alarmed on anything little thing that happens.
But so he's over at the house and there's he's got it.
We set up a birthday party for him.
And he got shit face on his.
He did.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
He didn't he didn't realize how drunk he was until he got up.
He was like, holy shit, I'm drunk.
Yeah, because what were you feeding him?
Well, we were sitting at the table playing trivia pursuit and he was drinking wine like
beer and sucking it down.
Oh, he got up and he was like, I'm drunk.
I don't know how this happened, but I don't know how it happened.
I could have 80 years old.
I'll give you 20 guesses.
Well, he didn't realize it.
So this this this past weekend, Austin comes walking in the producer producer comes walking
in there.
And for those who don't know, Austin has had long hair.
When I say long, he has had two or three foot length hair forever for a long for a very
long time.
And he just recently got it cut this last six months.
And it is like not even shoulder like it's like a Dorothy Hamill cut.
Yeah, I would try to like, you know, not be short.
Short.
Luke Skywalker cut.
My dad hadn't seen him yet.
So he walks in the door, his hair's short and he was like he was he acts like he's having
a heart attack.
You know, it's like he grabs his chest.
He's like, oh, my God.
And you reacted like it was for real.
Well, I mean, my sister, my sister and I both looked at each other.
I was like, I got to be honest.
I thought he was having a heart attack because he stepped back and I was like ready to like
run behind him and catch him.
You know how cool that.
But he he had that reaction, which is which is cool.
It's playful.
So yes, playful reaction.
Very good interaction with the grandson.
Yeah.
Well, you know, but it's it's just that they're getting older and it's crazy.
Just turn 81.
Happy birthday pops.
And you know, it's just life is crazy.
You don't know.
At this point, I said, Dad, what's on your bucket list?
And he was like, hey, my bucket list is to live for another year.
So at this point, he's content at 81.
He wants to be 82.
Right.
And remember, it's not just about if they're around, if they're coherent.
Yeah.
Well, that's another thing, guys.
I mean, if I could have one more conversation with my mom, who's very much alive, but not
there.
Right.
I would die for it.
I have to dream.
But I thought she was there, but she couldn't express herself.
Yeah.
I mean, she but she can't.
Right.
So she's still not there.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's when she but she understands you.
Yeah.
But I can't have a conversation with her.
When I she won't look at me when I'm talking to her.
She just looks off into space.
I mean, it's dementia.
Right.
I mean, type of but I'm just saying it.
But what's crazy is I have dreams where I'll be talking to her and I'll be like, oh, my
God, she's better.
And then I'll wake up and I'll be like, oh, come on.
Right.
That's shitty.
What a shitty dream.
Right.
Anyway, that was morose.
Anyway, don't take your parents for granted.
Stuff.
Yeah.
My mom died when I was in my 30s.
Oh, that's right.
So that's tough.
You know, it's you know, you know, at any age.
But yeah, she was 63 at the time.
And we're approaching that.
I'm nine years from that.
I know.
So that's a wake up call, isn't it?
It is.
And more bourbon.
No, it's to do the things that make you happy.
You know, it's just like it would make me happy to go on these trips with you guys.
No homo.
You know, I would.
I really desire to do this.
No reach around.
I'm sorry.
No homo.
No reach around.
Look, look, look, look, you guys go on vacations.
So this is selfish of me.
So you know, my wife, whatever, I'm kind of in a predicament where I got to piggyback.
I got to do it myself because my wife's not gone.
So it's tough.
Yeah, I get it.
I I I feel I hope I don't get stuck in that where I'm just kind of trapped, where I'm
in a prison where I can't do anything.
You just got to plan it and do it.
Seriously, it's the hardest part.
It's 100 percent about planning.
That's the hardest part.
You plan it and you just do it.
When we talk about it, we never plan it.
We always talk about we just don't plan.
I'm thankful for my job that, you know, my job is very stressful.
Most jobs are.
But, you know, I just I get to work from home.
Plus, yeah, I get to travel.
Plus, granted, it's a lot of work when I travel.
But there are pockets of you know, I get to go to a different environment, different city,
different state, you know, and I'm there for maybe a week, week and a half at the most.
And you get to send pictures of us, of you drinking the pool.
Yeah.
You know, drinking an old fashioned or your feet dangling over a pool.
Yeah, you get to send those kind of pictures.
It's fun.
Yeah, I'm in the middle of the hurricane destruction.
I don't know about you, Jeff.
It's fun for me when I get those pictures.
Take you bastard.
When he's working hard.
Right.
You know, sometimes there are little pockets of happiness.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed going out to New Jersey.
I enjoyed it.
I most I can't think of God's country.
That's where he's retiring.
New Jersey.
I'm not retired.
I think Jersey is beautiful out there.
But you don't know.
You don't know.
We are going to relentlessly give you shit about that.
That's how you put New Jersey over Texas.
But seriously, have you been in New Jersey?
I don't care.
I mean, when you go to Newark, you lay in there.
That is not what I'm talking about.
Yeah, Newark's a butthole.
New Jersey's actually very pretty.
When you drive out, that's why it's called the Garden State.
It is beautiful out there.
Do you know that in mid-October, I'm going to Morristown, New Jersey?
There you go.
Is that where Billy Joel's going to perform?
I don't know.
But it better be beautiful because you have hyped up.
When are you going?
Mid-October.
Well, where is Morristown?
What are you going there for?
Are you going to go visit your sister?
I have a work leadership conference.
Oh, God.
We're going to be working.
I'm going to be driving out there.
It's going to be beautiful country.
You're driving?
No, I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
So from the airport.
Oh, OK.
New work to Morristown.
It's a good...
So I'm actually flying into LaGuardia.
So it's going to be about an hour drive.
Where?
LaGuardia.
LaGuardia?
LaGuardia.
Anyway, and I'm going to make a weekend of it.
I'm going to make a weekend of it with my wife.
She's never seen New York City.
So where is Morristown?
Click on the map over there.
It's to the west.
Well, obviously.
It's 30 minutes.
Well, hold on.
It's 30 minutes from Newark Airport.
That may be far enough.
And that should be beautiful country, right?
I mean, I should be...
I was actually out there.
So it's not that bad at all.
In fact...
But in the Uber, I should be in tears, right?
Well, you're not taking the Uber.
You're running a car, right?
I don't know yet.
Because my wife's...
No, reticence.
Because Shelly's flying out.
On a mid trip.
I may rent a car.
Rent a car.
When she gets there, pick her up and rent a car.
Because you're going to want to rent a car.
And I would park the car.
Yeah, but we're going to go to New York City.
You don't have a car in New York City.
Yeah, but you need to get to New York City.
And you just...
You get to park.
It costs like 50 bucks to park your car.
Uber, Uber, Uber?
Yeah, but Uber from where?
I'm good with Ubering from LaGuardia all the way to Morristown.
I bet they have a train that goes to Morristown and to New York.
No, I'll figure it out.
I bet they do.
Okay, but look, I'm trying to give you advice.
Okay, go.
My advice is rent a car.
He's a New York pro.
Well, no, but I mean, I was out there.
Because here's the thing.
When you get to New York, you buy the pass for all the subways and the trains because
you want to experience that.
Yeah.
You want to go hit all that stuff.
And you got to do it.
You're going to do two days, right?
Yeah, and be mugged and assaulted and...
You can always...
Shat on.
You can always take your car and...
Somebody can stick an eagle in me.
Yes.
You could turn in your car and then Uber from the rental place to downtown New York.
And then you can take public transportation anywhere.
So Morristown is actually not that far at all.
No, it's only 30 minutes from Newark Airport.
That's kind of New-Werky...
I don't know what that's going to look like there.
It's God's country, isn't it?
What?
New York City?
No.
Morristown?
Morristown, I bet you, is a beautiful little town.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I'm looking forward to it.
Anyway, I was going to go a little bit further out of the...
I bet you it is beautiful.
You know what?
Upstate New York is beautiful.
The whole eastern seaboard is beautiful.
Yeah.
I mean...
The part of New Jersey I've been to, because we...
My sister was at...
Is it Andrews Air Force Base?
Mm-hmm.
Down there by Philadelphia or somewhere.
I thought that was closer to DC, but okay.
She was at some Air Force Base down there.
And we drove...
We flew into Philly and then drove out to wherever she was staying, the air base out
there.
And then we drove down to Atlantic City.
Oh, wow.
And that's where I saw...
Because you can see you're in the countryside going straight across.
And it was absolutely beautiful, right?
Through that road.
Driving down there.
Yeah.
You could see all that, right?
So there's not much out there actually.
So that's the part of New Jersey I saw.
It's all pretty.
That's what everybody thinks of the Eastern Coast, right?
They think the city of Philadelphia, the city of Washington, DC, New York...
I mean, they don't think about any of the countryside.
They just don't think about it.
Well, New York's a very pretty state, too.
Outside of New York...
It's pretty out there, too.
New York is very rural.
Yes.
And guess what rural America is, no matter where you are.
It's red.
It's staunchly red.
But unfortunately, 18 million people live in New York.
That's right.
And many live there.
That is true.
So...
That is true.
So frustrating.
How do we get on New York?
Well, I still think the travels will be good.
We're talking about bucket list and traveling and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think it's great.
You're going to do the trip out there with your wife.
Enjoy the New York City.
There are many ways to get there.
I just shared with you my experience of what I did when I was out there.
It worked for me, but of course, I wasn't paying for any of it.
So it's easier.
You know, because to park your car there for 24 hours costs 50 bucks.
You know, you go up to...
They got these little spots.
You show up, pay them the money.
Two bucks an hour.
Whatever.
They take your car.
It's 50 bucks no matter what.
You can pick your car up in two hours.
You pick it up in 24 hours.
You know, they take it away.
It's a big old parking lot.
It's like 50 stories tall.
It's ridiculous.
And then the public transportation, you could spend like...
You can buy probably a two or three day ticket.
Yeah.
I think it's...
I forget the packages they have, but buy the whole thing.
Buy the whole thing because you want to have fun riding that thing.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Really.
It's part of the experience, right?
Take pictures of the billboards that are inside the subway because remember I showed you the
little trans...
Little advertisements they have where you...
Right.
So odd.
It's so odd, but they have entertainers out there.
What's cool is I have some colleagues that work in New York City.
So I'm like, hey, help me out.
What do we need to see?
And they're like, oh, you got to take...
I've never been there?
Oh my God.
Because Shelly's never been there.
So you got to take a ferry to go see the Statue of Liberty.
What about local restaurants?
That's what I did.
Oh, she gave a couple of those.
Go visit the Irish bars.
Yep.
Go to a Jewish deli, get a tongue sandwich.
I'm hooked up.
Which is really cool.
Yeah.
Get a tongue sandwich.
There you go.
Tongue?
Oh no.
Tongue?
But you want to go to a...
I heard it's very good, yes.
It's supposed to be really good.
Tongue sandwich.
Tongue.
Sliced tongue.
That is not on my...
So that's literally how we're ending the podcast, talking about tongue sandwiches.
Thanks, Jeff.
You go to New York.
Wow.
I don't know.
Great podcast.
I would try it.
I enjoyed this tonight.
I enjoyed the bourbon even though I gave it a 5.5.
We had a couple of good bourbons.
The second one was unique.
I agree with you there.
Tough.
It's not tough.
It was just different.
Yep.
All right.
It's Dudes Like Us.
It's the second half.
It's August 29th.
Thank you, Mr. Producer, for staying on top of stuff today.
Welcome back.
Glad you got your staples out.
Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I am Paul.
We're going to be in September.
Go ahead.
Oh.
And I'm Jeff.
Sorry.
I kind of fucked that up.
We're going to be in September.
Where?
What's that?
Next show is going to be in September.
Oh.
Yeah.
Time.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Tick tock.
It's going to be Halloween soon.
Cold before we know it.
Oh, can't wait.
Can't wait for that.
All right.
God bless.
Good night.