I never thought I'd be as giddy.
It's been so long.
It has been.
It's been over a month since we've done this.
I basically played Paul and Sean.
I was here ready to go.
It was a combination failure here.
Yeah, I think Sean was out for a couple weeks.
Paul was out for a couple weeks.
And here we are.
Here we are.
It's August 15th.
It's a podcast.
It's a wonderful fucking smoking hot day in the middle of summer.
It is a cold front going through right now though.
I know.
It was a high 95, 98 today.
Which is great.
It's been like 105, 106.
It's supposed to be 107 on Thursday.
Yeah.
Dudes Like Us podcast.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
And we have a special guest here.
Mr. Austin is not here today.
He's in Alabama.
He's in Alabama Gulf Shores enjoying the Orange Beach.
Is he clamming?
Clamming?
I don't know.
I hope so.
Oh, I don't want to know what that means.
Do they have clams in the Gulf Shores?
Or are they oysters down there?
I don't really know.
I would assume they're oysters.
I would assume they have both.
I don't really know.
I think what's interesting about the Gulf Shores versus like Dolphin Island.
You got the East Coast side of the Mobile Bay right there.
The Alabama Bay where the USS Alabama is there.
Interesting thing is that when the rivers head south, as soon as it reaches the mouth
or the birth of the ocean, it heads west.
And what ends up happening is the ocean along the beach is all cloudy heading west.
So all the sediment and the debris and shit.
So the Dolphin Island is on the west side and then Orange Beach and the Gulf Shores
is on the east side.
Did I say that right?
West side is dirty.
East side is not.
So the east side is like beautiful as far as the water goes.
The prime real estate is all on that side.
It's blue water.
The right side is still beautiful.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's beautiful.
But the color of the ocean is a little bit dirty.
It's kind of like Galveston, right?
Yeah.
I think Galveston is kind of gnarly at times.
It kind of is.
Corpus Christi.
I know sometimes you get on there and you get some of the oils from the oil fields and
shit.
Yeah, from BP.
Do you remember when the oil balls were, they were big oil balls that were coming up on
the beach.
Was that because of the BP spill?
Yeah.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, where the hell else is that supposed to go?
I mean, those oil flumes that were just existing, just kind of...
That whole thing.
Like a flock of birds in the water.
It was a disaster, but I think nature resolved itself much better than what the professionals
thought.
They had no idea that a massive plume, like you said, of...
Plume.
No, it's a plume.
A plume of microbiotic...
Bacterias and shit.
... that eat oil.
Yes.
That eat oil.
Just like when there's a plankton swell.
Correct.
Right?
And then they'll attack it.
It's crazy.
Yeah, and it did it.
It totally took...
Yeah, nature took care of it.
Yeah, that's true.
You know what I mean?
So, a flume, and then you have, what'd you say, a plume?
Plume.
Oh, are we fact checking?
Well, I do this all the time.
You guys just never see it.
Plume of oil.
A plume of death.
A plume of oil.
A plume of...
See?
In the case of an oil well blowout, the collective buoyancy of the oils and gases can form a
plume.
Are there any questions, boys and girls?
Yeah, well, then, oops.
Fat thumb.
And then what is the difference here between a flume...
I don't know.
Because I did see something sort of relevant.
Is it flume, like the log flume?
Is it a path for the oil to...
Look up flume definition, because I don't think we can figure that any other way here.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Well, here we are, opening with English grammar lessons.
A deep, narrow channel.
Yeah, that's a flume, like a log flume, like you get at Kings Island or Six Flags.
It's also a water shoot ride at an amusement park.
Flume.
Oh, gosh.
Yes.
You don't have to do that.
Flume.
Oh, God.
He has a new toy.
Oh, boy.
All right, well, it has been a while, and a lot of things...
We have a whole list of things, right?
Of things that have happened.
Is it really last month?
Yeah, it's been four weeks at least.
July 11th, and what is today?
That is unbelievable.
I bet you that's the longest we've ever gone.
Yeah, it really has.
It allowed me to catch up with editing, so we are...
Yeah, that's huge.
That's how I did it.
I was like, I see it, I'm going to do it.
That is incredible.
Let's not understate this.
For our listeners, when you were going into a time capsule every time you listen to a
podcast and finding out what happened years and years ago, and you're like, oh, I remember
that.
Oh, I was so young back then.
Now...
Thanks to Jeff.
Thanks to Jeff, 100%, Jeff.
You're going to be hearing current up-to-date information.
Almost live.
It's huge.
We're super appreciative.
That was a lot of work.
This next step is going live and getting some method of doing live video.
We're trying to figure that out.
If our listeners want to send us an IM or something...
We can do that on Instagram.
We can do it on Twitch.
Twitch.
Do it on Facebook.
There's mechanisms.
We just need to hook the phones up to the...
I'd recommend doing it maybe on Facebook.
We tried hooking up the phones.
We had a little bit of an issue, though.
We're trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
That's going to be exciting.
When we do move to video, I think that's going to be exciting because people engage differently.
I think it'll be...
That's what they look like.
They're going to be immensely disappointed.
There's no question about that.
They are fat.
They are dudes like us.
Yeah, they do really weird things.
Do you see Jeff's hands?
What they were doing?
Yeah.
There's going to be a lot of that.
A lot of that.
Right.
Anyway, I was out.
I was out legitimately.
It wasn't like I was gallivanting.
I was moving my parents, helping move my parents from Tucson to Texas.
That is completed now.
I tell you what, that's a bitch.
When you think about everything that goes into...
They need new stuff at the new place because they're using the old stuff up until the point
they fly out.
You know what I mean?
Like shampoos and conditioners?
No.
It's more like a lift and chairs and the potty chairs.
Oh, that kind of stuff.
Yeah, because you got to duplicate everything.
You can't put them on an airplane and then drive really quickly with all that shit.
You know?
So anyway, it's been crazy, but they're there, they're in, and it's a done deal and it's
gone well.
So anyway, that's why I was out.
So happy to be back.
What'd you do?
You went out to the East Coast and did your...
Clambake.
... fantastical metal detector experience.
Oh yeah, you have to explain how successful you were.
Well, the whole idea of me going even to the East Coast up in the very Northeast, very,
very Northeast, was because my dad, my mom felt more comfortable if my dad had someone
with him up there because...
Oh, okay.
He's not a spring chicken anymore.
What?
Was it his brothers and sisters up there?
So my dad has two brothers and two sisters, two older brothers and two younger sisters.
So there was a total of five on the island.
I forget all their ages, but...
Including you?
No.
In addition to you, so six.
I'm six, yeah.
I'll catch you.
So there was six people in the house.
The house was beautiful.
I mean, it was well constructed.
It was older.
I mean, the interior was great and great shape.
Some of the appliances probably need to be swapped out.
It wouldn't help them to buy a ceiling fucking fan.
Yeah, but you said the essential heat and air, or at least essential air, was overwhelming
and you were freezing your ass off, isn't it?
That is not what I said.
No, yeah.
In fact...
Oh, really?
In retrospect, I should have looked closer.
I don't know why I didn't.
I think I was trying to be respectful to...
Sure, for who rented it.
Yeah, but I should have taken a closer look at the blower, because I'm thinking if we
just moved air, it would have been fantastic.
So there was no air conditioning and no air...
Just kind of stale, just stanchly outside of all?
There was a breeze coming from the ocean on, but I got to tell you, man, it was beautiful
out there, but it was uncomfortable because of the heat.
Right.
I mean, it really was.
And we had a few incidences where my uncle went outside and walked on the deck and the
deck gave way due to dry rot, just because lack of maintenance and...
Especially being by the ocean, man, it's rough on houses.
Salt water, yeah.
Big time.
Yeah, but I mean, that was the outside.
And overall, the experience was...
Did he hurt himself?
He did hurt him, not like heading to the hospital hurt, but you know...
Scraped up his legs on the ship.
He did.
I mean, his foot went down to...
It was a deck, so it was probably 18 inches off the ground-ish.
That can be really dangerous for an elderly person.
Yeah, and he's a big dude too.
I wasn't there when it happened.
I think we all were doing something.
I don't remember what we were...
Squitting?
No, we did do that one night.
You were searching for a buried treasure.
I did that as well.
I just...
Gargoyles and swords.
I was hoping that I'd find a pirate booty out there somewhere.
Gem-encrusted chalices.
Oh, yes.
Chalice.
Yeah, that's what I was looking for.
Chastity belt.
Huh.
Gem-encrusted.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We're good.
They gem-encrusted everything, didn't they?
Yes.
Back in the Middle Ages, it didn't matter what it was.
They put gems in it?
I think I found the key to that.
Interesting.
Chastity belt out there.
So I mean, I found lots of items, and there were...
Metal detector that I took out, thanks Scott Cash for letting me borrow your metal detector.
Plus, I bought the Garrett Carrot, which is a handheld device.
So once you take the metal detector and you go back and forth, it creates a frequency.
And depending on what it is, it's a variable frequency from low to high.
And the higher the pitch is, the happier you should get.
And the lower one is kind of like, you know, there's some iron going on.
But depending on the consistency of it.
So there were some times where I was really excited.
But there were a couple I couldn't find.
Oh, you dug around and you didn't get anything?
Well, yeah, but something was there.
And it was deep.
And I was digging and digging and digging, and I was like, fuck, I'm never getting it.
Like 30 feet deep?
How deep does that thing penetrate, though?
It goes up to like two or three feet.
Were you in sand or mud?
It was beach.
Wet beach.
So, you know, it was sand.
There were a lot of rocks.
The particular area, we are on Rose Point, which is the southeast central right across
from Crow Island and Rose Point for people that don't know.
50 Rose Point, Chabig Island, C-H-E-B-E-A-G-U-E, Chabig Island.
It's Chabig Island for those folks that are listening.
It's phonetically it looks like Chabig, but it's actually pronounced Chabig.
And they always correct you.
And you always are an outsider if you pronounce it.
They could tell that.
But wasn't it like She-Men Island?
Well, due to the respect of the folk that will be listening to this podcast, I'm not
going to refer to a whole lot of that.
But I will tell you per capita, there were a lot more lesbians on that island than heterosexuals.
That's for sure.
How you know they're lesbians?
That's interesting.
You can tell by looking at certain lesbians.
They have all the criteria.
Yeah.
There's a lot of them with the short hair.
The flannels.
But how did you know they were couples?
The flannels.
The hiking boots.
They were holding hands and kissing.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, that's generally a good indicator, isn't it?
Yes.
And they were happy.
I don't give a fuck either way.
But you know, it really doesn't matter.
No, but it was just, it was odd.
You sent pictures and that's like one of the things, of course, we noticed.
I was just kind of like, you know, I mean, it just kind of, it was off-putting.
I was just like.
It's just something you would not have expected.
No, I wasn't.
And I ended up talking to one of my friends and she's a lesbian and she was like, oh no,
that's like the North East.
That's where they go to die.
You know, that's where they go.
If they want to live life, they go up in the Northeast.
And I was like, why is that?
And she was like, it's because they wear the flannels.
And the climate's more conducive for that.
All in all, man, it was a great trip.
There was very, very little reception for phones on the island.
Which can be nice.
It was.
It can be frustrating too though.
It was a little frustrating because sometimes it was a little boring and you're definitely
not watching Netflix or anything like that.
Did you kick your Instagram habit?
TikTok Instagram habit while you're up there?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That was completely gone.
I didn't do any of that.
You know, I think I didn't even, I don't think I was even able to really post a lot of pictures.
You post, it's like late at night or once a day or something like that, would get a text.
Well there was one time where you, yeah, you sent a picture and of course it was telling
you it could not be sent.
It could not be sent.
And so you were like, send, send, send, send, send.
Did you end up getting it like 15 times?
We get all of them.
And it was a group text.
I didn't even know that.
It was a group text of like, you know, I think six people.
And then somebody was like, okay, we got it the first four times.
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah, did you see any of that?
Oh, that's funny.
I was trying to explain to them.
We got many pictures over and over and over and over.
Yeah, I was trying to explain to them what the situation was.
Because it always seems to do that.
It says it does not send, but it does.
So I mean, and then everybody gets trapped in that pattern of continuing to send, send,
send, right?
So on that island, well, first of all, the island is like four miles long and two miles
wide and you know, there's not, it's, it's, it's cool.
I enjoyed it.
It was beautiful.
There's a lot of rock formations.
Chabig is the name Chabig comes from the indigenous folk that lived there prior.
And they, it's the island of many Springs is because surprisingly, it kind of blows
me away sometimes when you, when you think about an island being in the middle of a fricking
ocean having a bunch of Springs, freshwater.
Yeah, I'm like, what the hell?
I mean, that's coming right out of that.
And that's what they were saying.
It's like, you know, the tap water where they get the water, I'm thinking where the fuck
does the water come from?
And she was like, man, they like it Springs.
They pump it up into this big reservoir and it gets distributed throughout the island.
Oh wow.
You know, so it's, it's, it's kind of cool.
The the folk on the island, there's a, there is a hotel, they have a lot of venue out there,
maybe 25 rooms or it was not very much, maybe 50.
I don't know exactly.
I wasn't there.
They have a lot of weddings out there because it's beautiful.
Yeah, they have a nine hole golf course, which I didn't play.
So it's a destination.
Is it like a par three?
Um, I don't know.
A bunch of the flat.
They have, they have one of the holes where you, you actually have to chip over the island,
the chip over the ocean.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah.
We actually swim to the other hole.
I would, I would never be able to do that.
It doesn't matter how hard I tried.
I would never be able to chip it onto something.
Well, they're one of these over here at Preston vineyards.
Right.
Well you have to go, I think one time, almost all the golf courses do.
I mean, there's always that one where they just, they stick something out there.
There's like a little line that runs left to right across the fairway and you don't
even know it's there and you whack it.
Oh, I got a great head.
You see that thing going and it lands right in the frigging water that you can't even
see.
Right.
Well, the island, uh, they had a very, the commerce on the island, they have like a,
there's a coffee shop.
They've got two coffee shops on there.
One's called the Niblic by the wharf.
Nibble.
N-I-B-L-I.
I always knew how to say it because it was kind of dick lick, Niblic, you know.
Oh, huh.
That's how I remember.
That's how I want to remember it.
That's how I remember it.
Yeah, a little weird.
Niblic, yeah, it was kind of weird, but I got up in the, I got freakishly up early.
I don't know what the deal is.
I'd wake up and get up like a five, five 30 in the morning before noon.
You mean five 30.
That's like four 30.
Our time.
Yeah.
It was weird.
It really was weird.
And then, because really it was nice and cool at that time.
Right.
And I would, I'd be dressed and you know, I think one of my aunts was awake.
Wendy was awake.
But you're also excited.
Yeah.
You're in a different place.
It's nice and cool in the morning.
It's nice and cool.
I went straight down.
We were like a hundred yards from the beach.
I mean, we really walked out of the back, went down to the beach, walked up to the Niblic,
which was about a half a mile.
And I was getting my steps in and I was enjoying it, man.
Every day I was walking, you know, 10, 15, almost 20,000 steps a day.
It was exciting for me from that perspective.
But you know, plus a bunch of rocks, cool rocks.
I love rocks and there's lots of seashells and we got, we went and watched people fish
for squid.
You didn't squid yourself?
How do you, how do you fish for squid?
I didn't really care.
The people that were with us were fishing for squid.
You can do it on a hook, can't you?
Well, it's not just like a fish.
It's not.
What is a squid?
You mean?
I don't know.
How do you fish for squid?
So the squid hooks aren't hooks.
They're interesting.
Let me see if I can pull it up.
It's kind of a, let me see here.
Squid hook.
But you know, but the same concept.
It's some sort of hook that traps them and you put a bait on it or something crazy.
Yeah, but it's, it's a, it's not a hook.
So if you look at the very end, it's like a star shaped.
Oh yeah, I see that.
So what they do is the squid come up and they, they bite in there.
Their mouth won't open back up.
Ah, you know, so a fish would be able to get off of that.
Right.
You know, cause it's kind of like a little star.
So I mean, have you, I know that what, uh, more calamari is octopus, octopus.
No calamari is squid.
Squid squid.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So is that, so is that how, how you eat squid?
You can deep fry it.
You can fry it in a pan, make soups.
Okay.
And what did you, did you even have a shrimp scampi?
You have a squid scampi, barbecue skin.
You can grill it.
What's that guy's name?
Uh, bubble gum, bubble gum.
That's right.
So, I mean, did you eat any squid while you were out there?
No, no.
No squid.
Um, so while we went to eat anything local, we had some lobster, some lobsters, the lobster
was fricking great, man.
I'll tell you what, I didn't really understand.
I mean, I've, I've eaten lobster before, but you know, it's always been a challenge, uh,
to get the meat out of the tail.
Sure.
You got to know how to crack it and all that kind of stuff.
It turns out, man, it is so easy to get that meat out of the tail.
She got to know what she's doing.
My aunt Carol, she was like, you take the very bottom tail fin.
First of all, you pull the tail off the whole thing and then the very bottom flaps, you
bend them backwards and break those things off and you stick your thumb up there, right
up there, but.
It looks booty.
Yeah.
Well, right where you ripped off the flaps, you stick your thumb in there and you push
all that meat out.
You don't have to do anything.
Oh my God.
I remember being at like a Del Frisco's and then I'm like, I'll have the lobster tail
on my steak and this big ass lobster tail shows up and here I am trying to perform surgery
on the fucking thing.
Right.
The steak knife, trying to get the meat out of there.
What you do is you get to pick it up with your hand, shove your thumb up its ass.
Yeah.
If you're, if you know what you're doing and people know that now that I know how to do
it, that's exactly what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Because the expectation is that you do it that way and then if they see you not doing
that, they know you're not, you're not a Peru.
Yeah.
You're not authentic.
So I'll tell you for those folks, folks out there that do not know how to prepare a lobster,
man, it was shockingly easy.
You don't have to do anything.
Right.
You don't have to do anything.
It's, it's, it's, you basically boil water and you know how you have the pots and then
you have like the little thing where you put the noodle, like a little sifter.
Strainer.
The strainer.
Yeah.
You know, you don't even, you don't have to submerge the lobsters.
In fact, they would recommend that you don't.
You just steam them.
And then once they turn that color, you just got to check them.
Once they turn that color, you immediately take them out and you let them sit for like
20 minutes.
Right.
And they, it starts to get all kinds of stuff going on.
Because they're saltwater, they got that natural salt flavor anyways.
So you just rip off both arms and the ass and you discard the rest or put the, the body
of it back into the, the pot.
And I guess it's supposed to be some sort of a flavor.
Right.
Because the big, the big pot we had was really oversized and you're supposed to put the clams
on the bottom with some corn and some sausage.
And when you throw the bodies back in there, they're supposed to create some sort of.
Yeah, I would imagine.
So you can't eat the arms then the, the pinches.
The claws.
Yeah.
Totally can eat the claws.
Yeah.
There's meat inside those claws.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Those, those you got to break apart.
Yeah.
But you know what?
When, when we ordered ours, for some reason, um, they were super easy because the, uh,
the lobster had, uh, what is it called?
It molted and it was in like its second phase of getting its shell back.
So it wasn't very hard.
So it was soft.
Yeah.
It was softer.
It was rigid and it was, it was almost back to normal, but it wasn't quite.
So yeah, it was, it was a lot easier to get off.
But the, I mean, I've had some lobster claws before.
It was like, God bless.
Yeah, it's tough.
Yeah.
What's the one you got to whack with a mallet?
Is that the crabs?
They get the stone crab.
I mean, don't they bring you a mallet and you have to start knocking, you know, smacking
the shell apart.
Yeah.
I'm not really, I'm not, I'm not going to say I'm not really into that stuff.
I just haven't done that.
So let's have a lobster bake or, or, or crab or crab.
Well, how about all of them?
I mean, is there enough meat to get out of that stuff to make it worth it?
Especially crab, especially crab.
It takes a lot to get three lobsters.
No lobster.
I mean, it has one sitting more meat.
Yeah.
Lobster has more meat.
Depends on what kind of crab you get.
Well, it also depends on the size.
I, well, hold on now.
So the lobster has additional meat than the crab because you're using the tail of it,
but the crab has more meat in the legs than the lobster does.
So there's, there's a different thing going on there.
So you have crab claws too.
Yeah.
Okay.
And there's a lot of meat in there.
It's tedious though.
I would prefer if, if it were me, I would just say get lobsters or just buy crab cakes.
I would just get lobsters.
I mean, those crabs are good, but frankly the lobsters are a lot harder to me.
They're a lot harder to break open and manage and to get the meat out than it was for the
lobsters.
Lobsters was kind of like boom, boom, bang, done.
Right, right, right.
You know, and I mean, really I finished all three lobsters like in 20 minutes.
Well, how much would it cost for them to ship some lobsters down here?
Well, the lobsters were about eight bucks a piece and they were about a pound.
They're one point two pounds.
That's cheap.
Eight bucks for a lobster.
Oh yeah.
You're not going to find anything like that here.
It'd be 25 bucks.
I mean, yeah, they got to, they're going to freeze it.
They got to, you know, ship it.
They're not going to freeze it.
Like I can get one of my uncles, uh, I can get one of my relatives out there to box it.
My dad did.
Oh really?
It cost them a couple hundred bucks to send a dozen.
Hmm.
Excuse me.
It took them a dry ice.
And it was exactly what they did.
Is it next day air type of thing?
Yeah, but kind of like that.
Actually, there's a service out there because we went to Portland, Maine and uh, cause the
Portland lane, you jump on the, uh, the ferry, the Casco Bay ferry and the Casco Bay ferry
goes throughout all the islands.
So it's just like, uh, it's about a two, it's about a two and a half, three hour round trip.
Yeah.
You know, when you're on there, cause you hit all the lines and you come right back
and that's how people get back and forth.
It's kind of interesting in a boat life.
And plus you drive your boat right on the damn drive your car right on the boat.
It's pretty crazy.
Right.
It's a process.
But damn, it's a daily commute.
Yeah.
I tell you a laugh because, uh, when we were leaving the last day, um, we, uh, we, we packed
all our shit up, you know, and, or we've got these little carts cause you've got to call
ahead.
Hey, we're going to be leaving.
Please put some carts out there.
We have, we, we need a couple of big ones, you know, two or three big ones just for us.
We don't know who else goes.
So they, we get down there, we load everything on the carts and then my golf cart, uh, carts
like a, like a push cart, like a, an oversized grocery cart.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
It was long and deep bends like a, like a laundry bag, a shoe like that, but it's made
out of metal and, um, they, uh, uh, we, so we drive the car down to the dock cause these
docs are really beefy.
I mean, right there, they're super strong and, uh, so they drive the car right on there.
We get on the boat because it's a big boat too.
You know, there's, you know, it could probably fit 150 people on that boat.
And, um, everybody's a cause it's just me, my dad and, uh, my, my aunt, Wendy and my
aunt Carol and, uh, and uncle Gary.
So we left Clyde, uncle Clyde and his daughter and their family there.
So they, his daughter had arrived and when we were leaving, so they stayed, we got to
visit for one day.
I got to visit with my cousin and then the next day we were gone.
Uh, but it's funny cause we're getting the boat, we're leaving, we're waving goodbye
and she's pointing at the luggage sitting on the dock that never got loaded.
Oh no.
It's fucking funny, man.
Cause she was like pointing down at the thing and I think she's waving and I thought she
was just being a little bit, uh, exaggerating because she's got four kids out there and
they're all like, Oh, goofy and having fun.
And I'm waving back kind of like Forrest Gump, you know, obviously the fairy hadn't left
yet.
Oh no.
The fairy fucking left our shit there.
We just took off.
And so how long of a ferry drive is it there?
And then back.
Oh dude, we had, we had to call the next ferry to have them come by, pick it up.
It was a, it was, it was a three hour delay, two and a half hour delay essentially, you
know, but the thing is, is that it, did you miss your flight?
No, no, no, no.
We, the fact that we didn't even leave, uh, I didn't fly back until two days later.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So we were, we, we took our time driving back to Connecticut cause that's basically where
my dad grew up and where everyone lives is that worked out.
Aunt Carol lives.
Otherwise you'd be scrambling to get to the airport and they don't have your luggage and
that was shocked.
Yeah, yeah, thank God that didn't happen.
But yeah, well, it sounds like a fun trip though.
It was exciting.
There's, there's so much more to it.
I mean, it was there.
There really was a, they had a huge basement.
I mean the building by the house by itself had a large footprint and we didn't even realize
there was a basement to like the second or third day we're there.
Oh wow.
I was like, where's the store go?
And I opened up the door.
I'm like, what the fuck, man?
Yeah, it was crazy.
I go down there.
It was like a huge basement.
The like, was it finished?
Yeah, it's finished.
You know, a ping pong table down there and you know, just, you know, extra rooms.
It's probably cooler down there.
Oh, instantly.
If you go down there barefoot.
I'm sleeping down here.
So you, so you found this, the basement in the final day so you couldn't, you could have
slept down there.
No, no, I wouldn't have slept down there.
There's, it's kind of too much creepy shit going on down there.
Oh really?
What?
Why, you're scared of the dark?
There's spiders.
No, no, it's, it's not that.
It's just kind of dingy.
Dingy.
Yeah.
It's probably, cobwebs and shit.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it probably would have been fine, but it's just that nobody goes
down there.
So it had that nobody goes down there.
Look, the concrete floor was finished.
It had like an epoxy coating on there.
So it was, it was maintained, but it wasn't like habitable.
They didn't have like a bathroom down there of running water.
Right.
You know, it had multiple rooms down there with doors and everything, but the drywall
wasn't attached to the 2x4 framing.
So I know that that, they're planning on doing something down there.
They just never finished the owner of the house is in her eighties.
She's done.
Well, you never know.
You never know if you're going to buy it.
Yeah.
Well, it is on the table.
If we want to buy it, you know.
You're talking about the family.
I mean, there's a lot of family history there.
You might as well.
Well, I mean, they're my, they do own some acreage on the island already.
And based on what I've heard, there's been, there's five generations that have been on
that island.
That's super cool.
Yeah.
The, the last name Colbeth goes back quite a ways.
It's it's, it's interesting.
The stories that people on the island know who the Colbeths are.
You know, it was just, yeah, because you show up royalty there.
Yeah.
Well, you go to the, there's something called, I want to say doubties.
Doubties is like a glorified convenience store.
They've got a little, it's like a super, super small supermarket in the size of a, a convenient
store.
You know, anything that you would need essentially to survive down there, you know, toilet paper,
some, some, some meats, frozen meats, jerky, some fruits, distilled water, water, canned
meats, right?
No, they had some frozen meat.
I don't think they had a canned meat.
They may have.
I couldn't be on that island.
And they had fresh foods too.
So they were like making their sandwiches.
Like they had like some of the best, if you ever go to Shebaig Island, go to doubties
and eat the egg salad sandwiches.
I'm not a big egg salad fan.
I'm not a big egg salad fan either.
I wasn't either, but this, this egg salad was really good.
Apparently that's what the only thing they had.
I don't know.
They had meatball sandwiches.
They had, they had Italian subs.
I don't like egg whites.
That's my problem.
Cause it's white.
You don't like anything white.
Yeah, kind of.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Yes.
Like a five year old.
Good Lord.
Like ranch.
You're like ranch or sour cream.
I don't like ranch.
I will tell you, one of the, the best things we, when I got, when I was down there was
a, we went to the local spirits place where they had the bourbon that I selected.
The New England barrel company.
And we happen to be drinking it.
We are tonight.
We're sampling it.
It's the small batch select number 22, 0 1, three and a half years.
And it's 59.89 119.36 proof.
So it's a, it's a pretty, I don't, you use that word.
I said it smelled very ethanol.
I didn't get that.
I don't get that.
I don't get that now at all.
When you first, when you first pour it, you get some.
There was.
So this, so I'm going to say, so we've had it out for out and breathing for what?
30 minutes?
How long?
It smells like a Dr. Pepper now.
So it, with an extended, with an extended opening, you know what I mean?
Like let it sit and breathe with an extended breathing.
It's not bad.
Yeah.
Actually it has improved significantly.
It's been open for an hour now.
Oh yeah.
It's, it's sweet.
You said Dr. Pepper, man.
It does have some sweetness like that in the Dr. Pepper taste.
It did not in the beginning.
No, it doesn't.
Well, it's kind of coming out now and it's kind of like Wayne Brady.
It's coming out now, you know, Oh, wow.
He's going pansexual now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We saw that in the news.
That is unbelievable.
What is a pansexual by the way?
They love everything.
Yeah.
Anything goes.
Anything.
What does that mean though?
I mean, anything.
Like animals?
I guess so.
Because bi is bedded women, right?
Yeah.
So pan is from what I understand, everything.
Trees, trees, goats.
I don't know.
There's somebody that married their laptop.
So I guess pansexuals have sex with laptops.
I don't know.
But this bourbon, it's, it's, it's good.
It's better than it's opened up.
Yes.
Wasn't a super fan when I first tasted it, but it's not bad.
It's not bad.
At first, I mean, even in the beginning, it wasn't bad, but it just, you know, it wasn't
that, it didn't have a lot that was jumping out, like to make it unique or make it, you
know, something to talk about, really.
Well, I think now, now it does.
Well, it's not a real flavorful bourbon to me anyway.
Right.
Yeah.
And I want to say the first, the, when I had, I drank a bottle while I was down there and
it to me, this one doesn't taste the same.
Right.
They can be different.
I mean, it's, it's not single barrel.
It's barrel proof or, or a small barrel select.
It's about, well, small batch, right?
So that is what, where they take a handful of barrels that that's the same proof and
they, and they mix them.
Sure.
Yeah.
Right.
Oh yeah.
That's what they call a small batch.
They take multiple barrels and they mix them together to, so that they can have all the
same flavors.
That's right.
But whatever.
I think overall, I scored this about a six and a half.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I'd go six.
I agree with that.
Not bad.
I mean, it, it gets you a little lopey if you drink enough of it.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
That's a good addition though.
You know, it's something that probably no one around here has.
That's right.
I mean, it's fun.
It's fun to pick up bourbons, you know, anywhere we're going, right?
Something local.
Well, I'm anxious to try the one that I brought back from Nevada.
We have the regular phrase, but we have the barrel select or single barrel out there now.
I want to try that.
Did you say phrase?
Fray or fry?
Fry.
F-R-E-Y.
Fry.
You can't get that out here yet.
Okay.
That's cool.
Pansexual, sexually or romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender.
What's the difference between that and bi?
There is no difference.
When you look at that definition.
Yeah.
I'm like, man, I always thought it had goats and other stuff like inanimate objects.
Yeah.
That makes it less, less, what's the word I'm looking for?
Less sensational.
Pansexual people might refer to themselves as gender blind.
They just fall in love with, they don't.
Yeah.
That's bisexual.
I think it's bisexual.
Look that up.
What's the difference between pansexual and bisexual?
I mean, this is something we need to know, right?
I mean, we live in a world of, you know.
I don't know.
Lots of, I mean, how?
We can't even name all the letters in the LB thing, right?
I mean, isn't that, is that going to be taught in schools?
Like where everybody has to know all the letters are?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
All right.
Let's see here.
What's the difference?
Here we go.
Most people agree bisexuality refers to the feeling attracted to multiple genders while
pansexuality is attracted to all genders.
Still doesn't make sense.
That is stupid.
That's fucking lame.
So basically, if you are a gender of a cat, then they find that attractive.
That's what they're saying.
When they say there's 30 genders out there.
Right.
Bisexuals are only attracted to two, male and female.
Pans are attracted to all the trans.
Oh, no, just all the ones out there.
Whatever they call them.
What are the other genders?
I don't think there's, there's not any other gender.
Well, just Google list all the genders.
I guarantee Google is going to pull something back because you see on some of these like
Facebook when you, when you log into Facebook now to ask you what your gender is, it's like
you have 37 selections, I think.
There are many different gender identities.
Two-spirit, genderqueer, non-binary, agender, pangender.
Chad, get the fuck out of here.
This is so stupid.
Okay, sorry.
All right.
I don't want to get caught up on this because it's kind of a dumb topic anyway.
So the list, go to Wikipedia, list of gender, list of gender identities.
Oh, here we go.
Oh my God.
So let's start with the A's.
We have a binary, agender, ambigener, androgyne, androgynous, autogender, bacla, bi-gender,
bi-married, bacla, butch.
You know what?
I want to be bacla.
What is bacla?
A calabi, a calahai, a cis, cisgender, or a cis female, cis male, cis male.
Those are the normal ones.
A demi-boy, demi-flux, demi-gender, demi-girl, demi-guy, demi-man, demi-woman, and dual gender.
Demi-guys like us.
A fa-fa-fiend.
A female, female to male, a fem-fem, gender bender, gender diverse, gender gifted, gender
fluid, gender flux, gender fuck, gender fuck.
Gender fuck?
Well, hold on.
That's got potential.
Click on that one.
Gender fuck.
Then you got genderless.
I want to know what gender fuck is.
Gender fuck, let's see here.
Pilaro gender fuck is a vulgar slang.
It's a conscious effort to subvert traditional notions of gender identity.
Basically they're just screwing with you.
Grey gender.
Are we grey gender?
Man of trans experience.
A maverick.
A whole MTF, multigender, a mucs, a neither, a neurogender.
This is great.
Non-binary.
Omni-gender, other.
Polygender.
Secette.
Third gender.
I wonder if there's a bonus gender.
How exciting.
You can be anything.
You can be all sorts of things.
Look at the tum tum.
Tum tum.
Travesti.
Don't be dum dum dum dum.
What's that V?
Vaca salacawai.
Vaca salawalawa.
Now there's Wink.
Click on that.
There's Waria and Winkty.
Come on.
Fiji.
Come on.
Fiji.
People from Fiji, born, assigned male at birth, but they have a feminine gender.
Okay.
So they're Fiji trainees.
So okay.
Whatever.
Why are we screaming for uniqueness and attention?
I just don't get it.
Why can't we just be unique with the personality that we have, the way we look, the laugh that
we have, the characteristics.
You know what I mean?
That's unique enough.
We don't need to do this.
I just don't think we need to do this.
All right.
Anyway.
Let's hope we get a pronunciation of it, but I can't find it.
Oh, you want to push the button over and over again of how to spell?
Well, just once at least.
Okay.
It's Vaca salawalawa.
Vaca salawalawa.
Yeah.
I really don't see any of that.
I don't know.
I really don't see any of this furthering the human race.
Maybe we should talk about stuff that furthers the human race.
It's not.
It's not good.
I just don't see this kind of being all that beneficial.
So.
Vaca bulla.
I don't believe that's correct.
That's something different.
Vaca bulla.
I don't know what that word is, but that's, you know, that's Vaca bulla.
Okay.
All right.
I'm done.
You need to put it into an AI speech synthesizer.
So, overall, the trip was great.
It was well needed.
I spent, look, I'll tell you, it brings a lot of thoughts about, because my dad's brothers
and sisters are older and dudes like us out there, they all have older uncles and aunts.
And frankly, who knows?
I mean, I don't know if I'll ever see some of them again.
And frankly, it saddens me that there's a good chance that I won't, you know, because
I had a good time with all of them.
They're all very unique with their own personalities.
And they're interesting because three of them are Democrats and one of them is a Republican.
And they all kind of.
Any good discussions?
We did not.
Well, that was one of the rules that we respected.
Good.
And it made things because we did have a few.
Did you live by that?
Did I abide by it?
Yeah.
We had a few meltdowns where.
Did you really?
Well, I shouldn't say the meltdown.
We had a few I had a few slips where we talked about something amicably.
And you're like, you're a bunch of libtards.
I've refrained from anything like that.
We all took the high road.
I think my aunt, Wendy, she's a she's a little rambunctious when it comes to her dislike
for Trump.
All right.
And they can't help themselves.
She can't.
It's like it comes out.
But in fact, she did she opened her mouth to say something and she said it.
But her lips didn't even move.
It was like the innard of her.
Her brain just like it's like it's like breathing.
Yeah.
She does not.
And that's what I'm trying to.
I've been telling you guys this.
They hate him like they loathe him.
They're willing.
They're willing to have anything but him.
And that's why I was kind of like, well, maybe he shouldn't run.
I mean, what the fuck?
We can't we can't find somebody with the same platform that isn't loathed by half the country.
Well, well, now he's going to be in prison.
So I'm not sure it really matters.
Well, you say that.
I don't think he's going to be.
I think he is.
I think they're going to go at it until he is in prison.
And I don't I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
And he has said that he's going to campaign from prison.
How does that work?
Well, if they they said they're he's going to the sheriff's dinner says he will get a
mugshot.
And I guarantee that mugshot is going to be a T-shirt.
Where?
Oh, it's going to be everywhere.
He's going to sell the T-shirts with his mugshot.
It will be Trump will.
I think so.
Oh, that's great.
You'll probably be tie everything.
Yeah, that's one way to to campaign.
Just offset it.
You know, Trump for president.
Have a what do you call it?
You know, a shot of funding, you know, like I'm telling you, it's going to like you said,
it's going to ignite.
I mean, it's going to be I think it's such a horrible thing that you know, because at
the end of the day, this is all bullshit.
It's going to get ugly.
It's absolute bullshit with everything that they're saying.
And you know, the argument is I don't even know what the the biggest thing is like.
You know, Christie was on Fox News.
Chris Christie.
Yeah, he was such a he's such a fucking irrelevant.
But he's so his idea is essentially he's saying, well, you know what?
He was saying, well, we need to find 12000 volts.
So the idea is what's the difference between we need to find 12000 volts or we need to
find 12000 votes?
Well, no.
So they were claiming they have always claimed all along that he said, go find me, go find
me 12000 votes.
And what he said was we need to find 12000 votes.
That's what he said, which is different.
Yeah.
Well, his lawyer sounds fairly confident that this is a bullshit nothing burger.
Well, of course, they they have to say that.
But I don't know, man.
So, OK, so let's just play this out.
Let's say he does get convicted, quote, quote, and then they're going to start the appeals
and I mean, but they can't keep him in jail.
I don't have confidence that he's going to be convicted.
There's there's two.
I mean, well, I just don't think there is.
I mean, you're going to have you're going to have one person in that jury that's going
to say no.
You got to.
They won't in D.C. for the federal stuff, but they don't care too much about the federal
stuff, apparently.
I don't know why.
I need to read up on it.
But I mean, we're talking about the lawyers are chiming in on on the charges and where
it is and how it can be what the appeal process is.
I mean, they're like breaking this down.
Right.
And they're they're saying the Georgia thing is his biggest risk because it's state.
It's not federal.
Well, yeah, but they did.
They didn't see the indictment.
So they weren't quite sure.
And I think it's come out.
And one of the one of the sticky points is and we talked about this, the green room is
they actually released the indictment before it was even voted on by the grand jury.
Huge mistake.
Yeah, that has to be a violation of due process.
And that right there in a normal scenario, the judge would throw out everything.
They throw out everything.
All charges dropped.
Depends what kind of judge this is.
That's right.
I mean, that's what's shady about this whole thing is so politicized and people are so
like this is our chance.
Right.
This is our one chance to get Trump.
Right.
Because they want they want to get him so bad.
Yep, we do.
I don't know.
And the thing is, I don't even understand why they hate him so much.
You know, I just I don't get it.
I mean, he's a jackass, but he is totally a jackass.
You know, it's it's kind of like when he was under the interview with that kind of shitty
person from CNN that Trump was interviewed by.
And she just drilled him, you know, and he was talking about she was like, well, who
do you want to win, Russia or Ukraine?
And he totally sidestepped the question was like, I want people to stop dying.
Yeah, you know, it was a good answer.
And it's just like in nobody will recognize that that's a good answer.
I know they won't give him the credit for it.
He's just like, it's not about winning or losing.
It's about dying.
People are dying.
Right.
And this is like, how can you not respect that?
So here's what here's what I think.
All right.
So he is a threat to the deep state.
Right.
And that's all it is.
And the deep state is both sides, both sides, Democrats and Republicans are great.
And he doesn't play by their rules.
And so he you know, he's a threat.
And so because he's a threat, the deep state starts to latch on to the media and they say
make America hate him.
Just make do whatever you need to do to make America hate him.
Half half of America, at least.
And because half of America can see through this bullshit.
Right.
And the other half can't.
So when you say why do they hate him so much?
Because the media fed them what they needed to have to have to hate him.
A false narrative.
Yeah, absolutely.
So I wonder, you know, if they're going to be throwing stones at Trump, I mean, why aren't
they throwing stones at Hillary Clinton when they're on the same side?
You know, I get it.
But I mean, you have the Stacey Abrams that said the same thing.
Oh, yeah.
She was he's got charges that are having to do with contesting the election.
She contested the shit out of the election in Georgia.
She never conceded.
She said I should still be I should be governor.
She's still saying that.
Correct.
Is she in jail?
No, she's not.
If I check, she's she's at the buffet.
The buffet.
Oh, one of the things that I there's a vivid Ramaswami is really is starting to impress
me.
Me too.
And one of the things I want to read this post, it's not it's not super long, but I
want to read this.
I think it's important.
He said he posted this yesterday, I think he said, here we go again.
Another disastrous Trump indictment.
It's downright pathetic that Fulton County publicly posted the indictment on its website
even before the grand jury had finished convening.
Since the four prosecutions against Trump are using novel and untested legal theories,
it's fair game for him to do the same in defense.
Immediately file a motion to dismiss for a constitutional due process violation for publicly
issuing an indictment before the grand jury had actually signed one.
Yep.
It would make a strong argument on these grounds and it would send a powerful message to the
ever expansive prosecutorial police state.
As someone who's running for president against Trump, I'd volunteer to write the amicus brief
to the court myself.
Prosecutors should not be deciding U.S. presidential elections.
And if they're so overzealous that they commit unconstitutional violations, then the case
should be thrown out and they should be held accountable.
I'd love it.
I love I love just about everything he says.
You know, one thing he did say today that I was like, I'm not sure how this is going
to go.
He wants to decriminalize all drug related charges and eventually legalize all drugs.
I'm not against that.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
You know, just legalize it because if you legalize it and you take the sting out of
it.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, plus there's the there's the whole bad boy scene.
You know, I do drugs on bad.
Fuck it, man.
There are some countries out there.
They have legalized all of it.
They just let it do it.
And if you get addicted to it, they run you through a program and you become clean.
But it doesn't always go well.
And they keep bringing up Portugal.
But Portugal is apparently one of these countries that did it.
And it's like a shit show.
Kind of like San Francisco.
Well, it's probably mismanaged.
And I don't know that scenario.
But the big game for this legalizing the drugs is that like pharma, big pharma, they're going
to be able to capitalize off of it.
They're going to make a shitload of money off it.
Right.
You know, well, there's there's well, I don't know if legally I think it's a double edged
sword because I've read some studies, some articles that the states that have legalized
marijuana are seeing problems in the youth and the drug use that let me chime in on that
because and I agree that there probably are.
But here's the difference with specifically marijuana.
The marijuana that they're doing now is way different than the marijuana that they have.
The marijuana they have now is designer marijuana.
It's not even real.
Like I'd say half of it is edibles.
Well, the THC that they get from those edibles aren't like pure THC or maybe they're too
pure.
So it's not like a normal pot.
You know, it's just like it's concentrated.
I believe some of it's synthetic.
Yeah, but yeah, but marijuana is less than some of these other drugs.
If we're talking about legalizing, like would you legalize heroin, cocaine, well, fentanyl,
no, but look, look out in San Francisco or Oakland where they have Fentanyl Island and
it's a shit.
It's legal.
They're complete shit.
Yeah, but here's what they're going to be able to do.
I don't know.
They're going to have they're going to be there.
People are going to have God bless it.
It's kind of like, well, you can only get so much.
You know, hey, look, you're not going to be able to buy a pound of that.
They're still going to be an illegal.
People are always going to want more.
There's always going to be an illegal aspect to it.
I want more.
I just don't know.
It's probably true, too.
Given how San Francisco, how that looks and Oakland, like you said, I don't see that going
well.
And like I said, I think Portugal is having major problems.
And I even think Amsterdam, which is like the gold standard of free everything.
They're having problems.
Right.
And I think if you open it up and say, OK, heroin's free, not free, but legal now, legal,
you're going to have a lot more people try it.
Oh, yeah.
And get hooked on it.
Get hooked on it than you have today.
Right.
So I don't I understand the argument for it because you kind of take some of the power
away from cartels and stuff like that.
Yeah, you'll save a lot of lives because you're going to get rid of the the underworld, organized
crime crap.
But to be honest, I think the cartels are making more money on human trafficking than
they are drugs.
And I've heard I don't know if that's true, but damn, that's fucking crazy.
If that's for real, they would just shift to something else.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they will.
They're like, I'm not taking it.
That's why we need to.
That's why we need to get control over some of these cartels.
And I think something you mentioned in the Green Room earlier was that was it Biden that
introduced doing some no no dissenters dissenters.
He said that's he said, if I were president, I would do drone strikes on cartels and leaders.
Trouble said the same thing.
So you should do military strikes.
So let's play that out.
Let's imagine they literally start like nuking, not nuking, but doing drone strikes against
and where would it be?
We cartel leaders homes where they kill their families and they kill, you know, the drug
plants.
I don't know if you do the families, but you take out these compounds.
Right.
So start blowing up the supply line, start blowing up the where they make the stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, and they know where it is.
Of course, they got to know where it is.
OK.
And so how does that play out?
Do the do the drug cartels strike back by sending armed people over the open border
and shooting up, shooting up El Paso and shooting up border towns?
Yes.
I think they do.
I think they fight back.
Of course they do, because I don't think they're going to fight back.
I think that they'll fight back once.
And I think that it's not going to go well for them.
It's not going to go very well at all.
You know, just this past week, they had a surge rush through the border.
We're a bunch of pussies.
We didn't do shit.
We let them come through.
Of course we did.
Yeah.
Well, hold on.
What's but what's your point?
There was a surge and we didn't do anything.
What do you have to do with the cartels?
Because they'll try once they'll say, hey, we need to take the fight back to them because
they've got weapons.
They've got a shit ton of money.
Oh, yeah.
So trained.
They're in charge of Mexico, the cartels.
I mean, just like in the this probably happens all the time, but I think I sent a text message
about there was a Libya or whatever.
Some sort of someone got assassinated that was running for president.
Ecuador.
It was Ecuador.
Yeah.
But it's it's it's that it's the it's the Mexican cabal.
It's the cabal.
I don't know if it's a global cabal or if it's just the Mexican cabal down there.
But you know, there's someone there are factions down there and you know, there it's a group
effort.
So I think that bopping them and start deleting these factions is key.
I think going down there and protecting these political people that are running for office
down there to make make things right is is is needed.
I say we set up these drone strikes and start beating the shit out of people.
We're not talking about we could do it smart.
We could do it like we took out the dude in Iraq where we send this frickin little missile
out there that sends a bunch of razors and.
But you have to take out the whole you have to take out the whole operation, though, because
you have someone just like over in the Middle East, someone's ready to step up and into
the new role.
Oh, yeah, there's there's minor cartels waiting for that like a hydro.
But my point is you just take out the operation, the manufacturing points, but make it rebuild,
make it rebuild, knock it out again, make it rebuild, knock it out again and just keep
hammering their ass until they're like, all right, well, so didn't that happen in Colombia?
Didn't they have a major war on drugs in Colombia?
And it was a shit show for the whole country.
And like it was like, you know, running street battles and people dying and bombing.
You may see that here.
Yeah, because it may extend into the United States.
Yeah, you're right.
How did that I don't know the history.
How did that end up?
Did they I don't know.
Escobar, right?
Was that the height of the Pablo Escobar Pablo Escobar?
Yeah, that was the whole Escobar.
So I mean, you can argue things have quieted down as far as I know.
I mean, well, maybe not.
I mean, all the cocaine still flowing like crazy from Colombia.
So maybe they just backed off the war on drugs and they let them do their thing.
I think that's what happened.
That's what happened.
And then the peace came back.
No, either was peace from that point on and no warring factions of of cocaine makers.
I just that's why I'm asking.
I'm not saying I'm not advocating for it or not advocating for it.
I'm just trying to anticipate what would happen.
That's all.
What did you see here this last week?
There are Mexican cartel, Sicario's or special ops in Texas.
Oh, well, sure.
I mean, on camera carrying all of their across the border, they're across the border and
they're going through all the headscarf.
There's pictures of them out there because like game cameras.
Yeah, but what they apprehended?
No, they never caught them.
Oh, that's scary.
So there's actual pictures of them out there and you'll see like the one I saw there.
There were three pictures have a big old.
I don't know what kind of.
So imagine, imagine they come across a border patrol and there's a gunfight.
I mean, really?
I mean, now there are five, six border patrol agents get murdered.
I mean, that that's it.
That would start drone strikes.
Yeah, those aren't any of the ones that I saw.
Oh, those are just creepy people being caught on game cameras.
And they all had it was like military.
They look military.
They had the body armor and camo and because they are well equipped, probably poorly trained,
but well equipped.
Yeah, that's what I said.
They're well equipped, but I don't think the training is going to be there.
No, I won't.
Well, I think they they really I mean, I would I'd be able to solve this.
I'm telling you, I would solve this in a day.
I would solve this like Trump could solve Ukraine issues in Russia.
24 hours.
And seriously, here's the thing.
And you know, this is going to suck.
President Sean, go.
You said some black hawk helicopters, black hawk.
Paul, I saw your eyes light up.
You didn't say anything like so since I'm helicopter, I tell you, light some asses up,
you know, wait till they come up.
Wait, wait, wait when they come across the border.
It just OK.
So now, OK, you're talking about making a military strike on foreign soil.
How does Mexico do with that?
What are they going to do?
Oh, they're going to they're going to throw a fit.
What are they going to do?
They're going to throw a fit.
What are they going to do?
What are they going to fucking do?
They may not send.
They may not have some some of their dick, their beer up here.
Oh, you know what?
Fuck them.
What if they shut down those motherfuckers?
Fuck them all.
What if you know what if they stop sending Corona light?
Look, I feel bad for those folks that are in dire need.
So you know, before I really go on a rampage and I would know you're not targeting the
country.
Yeah, you're targeting the cartels.
I'm just saying you're violating their sovereignty by sending military strikes on.
But they're they're violating our sovereignty by infiltrating our country.
I don't disagree.
And well, it's got to be repercussions doing nothing to stop it.
Control your border.
I mean, think about it.
Yeah.
How about the how big the Texas governor Abbott puts that floating barrier in the middle and
the and the the president of Mexico gets all fucking been out of shape and says, OK, the
people in Mexico, people in Texas rise up and vote him out.
Like what the fuck?
It's on our side of the river now.
I didn't understand that at all.
Why would the president of Mexico wanting because the cartel told him to say that?
Because he doesn't want you to wonder kind of like the Kabbalahs Kabbalahs telling Biden
what to say.
And he doesn't want those people to stay in Mexico.
Oh, that's right.
He wants them to go through.
He wants them to keep going.
Yeah, because they're not Mexicans.
Right.
I mean, they're Guatemalans and Venezuelans and Guatemalans.
I mean, yeah.
No, you're absolutely right.
What was happening when Trump was in office is that these massive refugee camps were being
formed on the Mexican side of the border.
Correct.
And he didn't like that.
Waiting for Biden.
Yeah, they were waiting for Biden.
Now they're all here.
Yeah, they are.
All right.
Well, moving on here.
So we had a bomb, but B. Wee Herman died.
He did.
What did he die of?
Masturbation.
I don't think so.
He was cancer.
Yeah, he had a long time.
He was hiding.
He over masturbated.
I'm sure that is a Racha.
Cock off.
I bet it is a condition.
I bet there are people out there who just can't stop.
Anyway, yeah, he died from cancer.
I don't think you can die from that.
Hey, you can get like a rack.
You can get like a rash or something, maybe dehydration.
I'm sure.
I'm going to do a rash.
I'm throwing like a rub spot.
You know, I was too old to get into Pee Wee's.
Sure you were.
What was it called?
Fun House.
Tree House or Fun House or whatever it was?
Pee Wee's Fun House?
Yeah, but you saw Pee Wee Herman's Great Adventures.
Correct.
I did see the movies.
Yeah, we saw the movie.
We saw the movies, but I didn't watch the TV show.
How many more?
How many were there?
I don't know.
I think there are two.
The first one was Big Adventure and Pee Wee's Big Time.
The first one was funny.
It was funny.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
That's when he's looking for his bicycle, right?
That's right.
And there's that scene that I brought it up before, the scene where he's in the dark and
like alone out in the wilderness.
And he's like, you see his eyes looking around and he's thinking he's safe and they turn
on the light somehow.
I don't know why.
And there's like a thousand animals, a thousand predator animals around him and he does his
squeal, you know, his scream.
Right.
And he runs off.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It just goes dark again and then it's the next day.
So Paul Rubin.
Paul Rubin.
An American actor, comedian, widely known for creating, portraying character Pee Wee
Herman.
Americans join Los Angeles troop of the groundings in the 70s.
So they have a list of movies out here.
Pee Wee Herman, Matilda.
I don't remember him and Matilda.
I've seen Matilda.
Pee Wee's Big Holiday 2016.
I don't know that one at all.
Oh, wow.
So he was caught.
Masturbating.
Rubbing one out in a porn theater.
Correct.
And that was, that was.
Isn't that what you're supposed to do in a porn theater?
Yes.
Why?
I don't know, Sean.
Why don't you tell us?
Well, I mean, just think about it.
Why are you watching porn?
What is the objective?
I get it.
It's not like a novel.
You can't do it in a public place.
Oh, God.
Look.
Oh, look at they love each other.
It's to just hear the love story.
Look.
Oh my gosh.
It's about to come.
Oh, it's so weepy.
Oh, come on.
No, dude, seriously.
Okay.
I get it.
But you're not supposed to do it in a public place.
I mean, you could do it on airplanes.
Oh, what the hell?
You can do it on airplanes, but you can't do it in a public place.
It is the.
Are you kidding me?
Have you heard all these stories on the airplane?
Yes.
But they make a little tent and create a little micro wacca.
It's unbelievable.
The doctor.
There's a doctor.
It's unbelievable.
Who just got caught.
He was flying.
I don't know where he was flying, but there's a 14 year old girl sitting right next to him.
And he created the tent right there.
It up with the blanket and then eventually removed the tent.
The blanket came down and his junk was out.
Junk was out.
And he was going to town.
Unbelievable.
I.
Next to this 14 year old.
But you hear.
But not only masturbation, but molestation.
You have you have stories of people like groping the people next to them on airplanes.
How drunk or high do you have to be to think that you're not going to get caught?
And then every time what happens?
The plane lands, they get off, they're met by FBI agents or local law enforcement.
I mean, I just I just don't understand it.
A Boston doctor has been arrested and charged with allegedly masturbating and exposing himself
while sitting next to 14 year old teenage girl while flying.
It's just let's see one count of lewd, indecent and obscene acts while on a special aircraft
jurisdiction of the United States.
So deep to Mojave.
It's a punishment of 90 days in jail.
It's 33 years old.
Up to one year of supervised release and a fine of up to five thousand dollars.
Probably lose.
So they already know.
So they they they they asked the hospital for for comment and they said they are aware
of it and they're waiting for kind of what the details are.
What the hell?
I don't know, man.
I just it just seems like it's happening over and over again.
What's going on?
We have a country that's gone crazy.
They don't know how to behave.
It's public power.
That's a fast podcast.
Yeah, it was.
I'll tell you what.
April, April, April.
Fucking August 15th.
We've got the second half popping up here.
Paul brought a bag of popcorn we're going to enjoy.
We're going to break out the 1845 urban, the four grain for great.
We are looking forward to that.
We are super excited for this second half podcast.
Yeah, it's boner in it.
Oh, dude, I'm pitching a tent.
I might as well wear a doctor.
I'd whack it right now.
If I were to play, I'd make my tent.
What?
I don't need a 14 year old next to me.
That'd be creepy.
It is.
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I'm Paul.
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