1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Man, it was a very hot day today, by the way. 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,000 I was inside air conditioned house all day. 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Yeah, me too. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Yeah. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,800 Until I had to walk the dogs and that was brutal. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,800 I complained the whole time. 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:28,280 I was like, why am I here instead of in Colorado where it was like 73, 40 degrees when I woke 8 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,280 up in the morning. 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,280 Oh man, that was wonderful. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,280 It was amazing. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,760 It was amazing. 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:38,920 I sat out on the deck with a blanket just staring out at the mountains and trees. 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,920 That's the glory. 14 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:45,880 When we were out Tahoe and it was like 50 degrees when we'd wake up and they'd give 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,880 us breakfast. 16 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,880 Very nice. 17 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,560 And we'd have this nice breakfast on the patio. 18 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,640 Did the boys give you breakfast, Paul? 19 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,360 No, they slept in until noon. 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,520 I would wake up at like six, six thirty, seven at the latest. 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,520 It's an hour back, right? 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,680 So I would just be like, do a couple little things and then I would go sit out on the 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,680 deck. 24 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,680 Did you go for a run? 25 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680 I did not. 26 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680 A jog? 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,840 There were no jogs, no runs. 28 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,480 When Shelly was up there with me, we did brief brisk, sorry, what do you call it? 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,480 Brisk walks. 30 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,480 Sex. 31 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,480 Brisk, sex walks? 32 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,480 Interesting. 33 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,320 Was I carrying her along the dirt road? 34 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,320 She was a front. 35 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,320 She was mounting her. 36 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,320 Sex walk? 37 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 That's where she bends over. 38 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,320 She's like, whoa, whoa, like a dinosaur. 39 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:35,000 I'm not talking about some weird person in like, you know, you met your wife. 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,120 Well, very vulgar. 41 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,280 I mean, what is that like dinosaur song? 42 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,280 The purple. 43 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,280 Oh, the purple. 44 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,280 No, not like that. 45 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,280 Barney. 46 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,280 Barney. 47 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 I'm talking about Barney. 48 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,280 It was 80s, 80s, 90s song. 49 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,280 It was dinosaur. 50 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,280 It's like dance like a dinosaur. 51 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,880 You want to help us out here? 52 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,080 I've heard that song before, dance like a dinosaur. 53 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,720 Yeah, that's an 80s song. 54 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,720 Yeah. 55 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,000 Well, the point is, is that you know, get each other in the butt. 56 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,120 Well, what they were doing, they were like, oh, they were dancing and they were like, 57 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,120 just had the button there. 58 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:11,120 And that's what I you guys are completely disdain and envisioning wonderful, serene, 59 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,320 peaceful Colorado mountain thing. 60 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,040 Like, oh, yeah, but sex in the street. 61 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,320 You can probably hear you guys for miles. 62 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:24,480 Well, echoing. 63 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,480 Is that the noise you make? 64 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,480 Oh, yeah. 65 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,480 Kind of like a monkey. 66 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,480 God, yeah. 67 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,480 With the top of the rock. 68 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,240 What is that noise? 69 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,240 I don't know. 70 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,240 What's happening when that happened? 71 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,240 Squeaky toys. 72 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,160 How do we immediately jump into sex noises? 73 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,680 Because you talked about it with your wife up in Colorado, walk it with her. 74 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,840 I said brisk walk. 75 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,440 And then you're like, oh, did you do it in the blood? 76 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,960 I don't believe I said something like that. 77 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:54,960 Do it. 78 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,960 So vulgar. 79 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,120 Well, Sean's the one who started talking about dinosaurs. 80 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,960 Anyway, so I would wake up super early. 81 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,120 I got out on the deck is literally 42 degrees, 42 degrees. 82 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120 Imagine that. 83 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,520 And and I'm sitting there with a blank. 84 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,560 No, I waited till 8 15 before I popped my first 9 15. 85 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Our times. 86 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,560 Yeah, exactly. 87 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,440 It's five o'clock somewhere or 8 9 15 somewhere. 88 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:21,520 So did you invest like in a five foot bong, five foot water bong out there in Colorado? 89 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,840 No, no, did not. 90 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:28,840 Yeah, we wouldn't drink in at 10 a.m. in Napa because that was new in our time. 91 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,840 That was so weird. 92 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,440 When we were in L.A. in a sports bar watching the football. 93 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,440 Same type of deal. 94 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,320 They opened at 10 a.m. for the football game. 95 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 Right. 96 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,440 And the thought of having a beer at 10 a.m. was wonderful. 97 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:46,320 Yes, I was like, it's 12 o'clock where I was like, I don't need to feel guilty. 98 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,960 Let's do this earlier and earlier and earlier. 99 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,960 Right. 100 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:55,360 Anyway, and and I would watch the hummingbirds attack the, you know, the feeder. 101 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,160 Oh, it attacked it. 102 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,160 Yeah. 103 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 Oh, I tell you what. 104 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,440 Did you know I read up? 105 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,440 I read up. 106 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,440 I read up on it. 107 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,440 Highly violent. 108 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,440 No. 109 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,440 Well, actually, one is. 110 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,440 But they. 111 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,440 Oh, you have them named. 112 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,840 They have the memory of like elephants. 113 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,840 I doubt that. 114 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,040 No, they do. 115 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:18,400 I read it and they said they come back to the same place every year as part of their 116 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,400 migration and they are. 117 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,800 And if you have a feeder, a pigeon does. 118 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,440 If you have a feeder, they are looking for that feeder. 119 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,320 Like even though we'll go a year or two years. 120 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,320 I mean, what the hell? 121 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,320 Right. 122 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,240 And then I put it up there and I shit you not. 123 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:39,800 Within 15 minutes of when I very first put it up there, the first time you like 100. 124 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,240 Well, you know, animals are. 125 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,680 Never seen more than three. 126 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,200 And there's one a male that chases off everybody. 127 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,200 He's a dick. 128 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,640 And it's the same male every year. 129 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,600 I shit you not to mark them. 130 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,040 You have a tag. 131 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,880 They have very distinct colors. 132 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,120 Yes, I have pictures I can show you. 133 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,080 Well, anyway, so the rocket shoot. 134 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,800 Maybe some chloroform, put them out and tag them. 135 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Yes. 136 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,840 Pink rocket. 137 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:10,500 I don't think hummingbirds have pink rockets. 138 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:14,520 I wasn't watching hummingbird hummingbird porn or tranquilizer. 139 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,320 I just know I need to understand where this comes from. 140 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:24,000 You go all native and have like the jet like, you know, some sort of porn aspect. 141 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 The needle and the animal. 142 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Sean texted that to me. 143 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Want me to say it? 144 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Well, anyway, it's fascinating. 145 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,560 The hummingbirds were fun. 146 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:39,000 I mean, when you when you have nothing to do, like you don't see those everywhere. 147 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,720 Are you sure you didn't accidentally eat an edible or something? 148 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh, why would I? 149 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,720 Namer it into the moment. 150 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,720 I did not. 151 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,680 I'm not saying you took on purpose. 152 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,680 I'm good. 153 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,680 Sometimes. 154 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,680 Oh, like, well, yeah, like the cookie. 155 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 Well, that's the thing. 156 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,800 When you're in Colorado, there's edibles just laying around and, you know, it's kind of 157 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,600 like accidental fentanyl exposure. 158 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,680 Oh, you know, you just kind of walk along and there are an edible squishes between your 159 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,280 toes and it's like, oh, shit, what was that? 160 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,760 Oh, it gets absorbed. 161 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,760 Yeah. 162 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,160 I mean, because Colorado is everywhere. 163 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,720 You guys knew that, right? 164 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,720 It's literally everywhere. 165 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,160 You can't go to Candyland. 166 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,680 You cannot not be high. 167 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:17,360 The little chocolate factory was where she falls in the river. 168 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,880 Yeah, they got the key. 169 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,240 Well, just the whole chocolate factory. 170 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,240 We want this chocolate factory. 171 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,320 You got this just laced candy everywhere. 172 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,320 It could be like that. 173 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,320 It's these laced edibles. 174 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,320 Maybe. 175 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,320 Maybe. 176 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,320 I don't know. 177 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,320 I always thought that movie was a creepy movie. 178 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,040 No, so creepy. 179 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,320 I remember when they roll in the girl that's all in the blueberry. 180 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,320 Who? 181 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:41,120 The guy fell, the kid fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up the tube. 182 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,120 Yes. 183 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,760 He's like, and he was a fat kid. 184 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,760 What do you get? 185 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,760 I got stuck. 186 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,880 German kid. 187 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,360 And that was who was the creepy, creepy actor in the first one? 188 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 Gene Wilder. 189 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,360 Gene Wilder. 190 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 He was great. 191 00:06:55,360 --> 00:07:00,760 Oh, the very entrance where he was comes out all kind of like old and shit and all of a 192 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,920 sudden falls into this little somersault springs up and is like, hey, how you doing? 193 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,760 And they're the original one and they're very original. 194 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,760 Yeah, he does. 195 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,760 It was really cool. 196 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,760 It's like the introduction. 197 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,400 You're like, wow, this is going to be kind of cool. 198 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,960 He was so unique. 199 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,960 Yeah. 200 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,240 Well, he was in several movies. 201 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:21,720 I mean, the one of the I mean, the most crazy movie that nobody wants to remember, especially 202 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,880 woke folk, is the that that Western movie he made. 203 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,480 Oh, you're not talking about Blazing Shadows. 204 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Yes, I did. 205 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,480 Oh, he was in that? 206 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,480 Yes, he was. 207 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,480 Oh, wow. 208 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,600 He was the cowboy. 209 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,600 What else? 210 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,600 What else is he in? 211 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,720 He was a lady in red with at the time a knockout. 212 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,640 Look at those dashing blue eyes. 213 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,640 Kelly Kelly, the Brock Dashing. 214 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,280 I tell you, he was a lady in red. 215 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,440 Watch pull that picture up. 216 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,440 Lady in red. 217 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,240 I don't think I watched that. 218 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,160 Chris Kelly, the part that's weird science girl. 219 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,160 Yeah, she was in this. 220 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,080 She was she was an attractive woman. 221 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,080 Oh, highly. 222 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,640 Thanks for just let it out. 223 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,640 Yeah, thanks for kind of elaborating further. 224 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,640 I think she did need a moment. 225 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,640 I think she does full frontal in this movie, too. 226 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,640 She was attracted. 227 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,640 Oh, my God. 228 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,640 Yes, she was. 229 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,640 You kind of gushed all over that. 230 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,640 Yeah. 231 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,640 Lady in red. 232 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,960 Dennis Deberg was Chris Deberg. 233 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Wrong. 234 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,440 Well, his brother, they both sang together. 235 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,440 Oh, they did. 236 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:25,440 He was also Dennis. 237 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,320 My brother was there. 238 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,320 That was sticks. 239 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,320 Dennis DeYoung. 240 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320 DeYoung. 241 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,320 He was also in. 242 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,320 DeYoung. 243 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,320 God, what is wrong with me? 244 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320 I don't know. 245 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,320 You're wrong. 246 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,320 D something. 247 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,800 Gene Wilder was also in stir crazy with Richard Pryor. 248 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:40,880 Richard Pryor stir crazy. 249 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,880 That was hilarious. 250 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,880 Yeah, that was a good one. 251 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:43,880 I remember those movies. 252 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,160 And another one that I never I never saw. 253 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,240 I've seen bits and pieces of it with young Frankenstein. 254 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,240 Yeah, I've seen that. 255 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,080 That's considered a classic comedy movie. 256 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,960 I've never seen the whole thing, though. 257 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:55,960 That's a good one. 258 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:56,960 Old spoof stuff. 259 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,960 Oh, I watched classic. 260 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,960 I just remember. 261 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,960 What's funny? 262 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,480 He's going to walk this way. 263 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,480 Yeah. 264 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,480 OK. 265 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,480 No, this way. 266 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,480 He's like all hunched over. 267 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,480 Yes. 268 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,480 And his hunch moves shoulder to shoulder. 269 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,200 Oh, it's a total spoof. 270 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,440 And they're like going into the castle and he goes, you are howling in the background 271 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,440 and he goes, werewolf werewolf, werewolf. 272 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:20,200 I may have to watch it. 273 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,600 I guess I've never watched the whole thing. 274 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,960 I've seen bits and pieces of it, though. 275 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,720 But Terry Gar was in that. 276 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,920 Oh, she's cute. 277 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,280 And which one? 278 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,280 John Frankenstein. 279 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,280 Oh, yeah. 280 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:38,440 Now, the whole Frankenstein phenomenon period, I mean, just the old movie itself, Frankenstein, 281 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,720 not the comedy, just with Boris Karloff. 282 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,720 It's alive. 283 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,720 It's alive. 284 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,440 And that and that just doesn't seem to go. 285 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,080 They've made so many movies. 286 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,760 I think Boris Karloff was the most famous Frankenstein. 287 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,760 But that's back. 288 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,760 I don't remember that one. 289 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,760 During that. 290 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,600 He's the original like 30s and 40s Frankenstein. 291 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 Oh, OK. 292 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,600 Boris Karloff. 293 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,600 OK. 294 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,560 I've watched all those movies. 295 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,160 We've ventured too far out. 296 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,160 It's July 7, 7-Eleven. 297 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160 7-Eleven. 298 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,160 Enjoy those free slushies. 299 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,160 Slushies from. 300 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,160 Thank you. 301 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,160 Have a coming in. 302 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,160 Have a slushie. 303 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160 7-Eleven. 304 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,160 Dudes like us. 305 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,160 I'm Sean. 306 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,160 I'm Paul. 307 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,160 Thanks again. 308 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,760 I was thinking about the Simpsons and how he can't do that anymore. 309 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,560 The guy that also Joe Biden. 310 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:26,320 Joe Biden says you can't be in 7-Eleven without hearing an Indian accent. 311 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,320 Yeah. 312 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,320 Well, you said that. 313 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,320 You said that on the news. 314 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,320 Are you kidding me? 315 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,320 That's super offensive. 316 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,320 That was back in the 80s. 317 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,320 What a racist. 318 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,320 Not that it's any different. 319 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,320 I mean, he still said it. 320 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,320 I mean, some of the shit he said. 321 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,320 Just let him get away with it. 322 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,320 Can you imagine if Trump said that? 323 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,320 Oh, gosh. 324 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,320 We go again. 325 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,320 Dang it. 326 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,320 We can't get a gushty off of that. 327 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,320 But you know what? 328 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:48,320 Look, we're not going to dive into it, but it's just it's aggravating. 329 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,320 It is very frustrating. 330 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,320 The double. 331 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,320 The double. 332 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 What do you call it? 333 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 The dong. 334 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,320 The double dong. 335 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,320 Double standard. 336 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,320 Oh, well, same thing. 337 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,320 Double dong. 338 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,320 Double standard. 339 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:03,120 Well, we're tasting this bourbon here and it's a remake. 340 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,120 It's our sin wagon. 341 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,120 No, that's a smoke wagon. 342 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 That's a Dixie chick. 343 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,120 Dixie chicks. 344 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,120 That's a Dixie chick song. 345 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,120 That's a good song. 346 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:18,520 No, this is a revisit smoke wagon, uncut and unfiltered. 347 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,440 We didn't talk about the bourbon from last week. 348 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,520 Well, let's cover this one since we have it up. 349 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,520 All right. 350 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520 This one first. 351 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,840 This is our bourbon segment here. 352 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,040 So this is this is made in Vegas. 353 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,040 It's very, very good. 354 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:36,000 And I learned because when I was in Vegas, I wanted to go visit the distillery. 355 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,760 Well, Nevada does not allow you to really distilleries. 356 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Interesting. 357 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,840 They don't allow you to visit them. 358 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,840 Correct. 359 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,840 Why? 360 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,800 Some state law, some stupid, but there were a lot of prostitution back then. 361 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,800 Yeah. 362 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,800 So I can go to the bunny ranch. 363 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Yes. 364 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,440 But I can't go to the smoke wagon. 365 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,800 I would recommend you go to the bunny ranch. 366 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,240 They got a lot of video cameras there. 367 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,240 Yeah, they do. 368 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,240 Yeah. 369 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,400 What was the basketball player that got caught in there? 370 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,400 All of them. 371 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,400 Dwayne. 372 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,720 No, he was the super tall. 373 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,120 The guy that was on the reality show. 374 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:08,000 No, he played for the Kardashian or played for the Mavericks for a while. 375 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,080 He got he went to a coma because he took drugs. 376 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,080 Remember that? 377 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,040 And they found them at the bunny ranch, didn't they? 378 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,760 He had to rush to the hospital. 379 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,880 He was married to Chloe Kardashian or somebody like one. 380 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,880 One of those. 381 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,880 Who knows? 382 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,840 Anyway, they for the Lakers, Odom, Lamar Odom. 383 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,840 Correct. 384 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,840 Bam. 385 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,840 I nailed it. 386 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,760 Anyway, this is uncut and unfiltered. 387 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,680 It's just it's a pub under one sixteen proof. 388 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,640 A pub. 389 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,920 One fifteen point seven eight. 390 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,360 Well, with your pubes, that's a pretty big one because you don't have you have stocks. 391 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,360 Very coarse. 392 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:49,520 So you're saying then if your pubes are like your nose hairs, 20 branches, 20 second hundreds 393 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,120 of a of an inch. 394 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,680 Pubes is a form of measurement. 395 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680 In what country? 396 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,960 In the dudes like this world. 397 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,080 It's the imperial measurement. 398 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,200 It's a new one. 399 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,200 But this is really, really good. 400 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,680 Let's just scroll down and see if we can't pick up some of the DLU state. 401 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,680 Yes. 402 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,960 We always like reading some of these noses, palates and stuff. 403 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,720 Just the ridiculousness of some of the stuff. 404 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,720 All right. 405 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,320 Well, let's let's first I'm going to take a sec because I've had a couple of sips, but 406 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,420 I haven't really taken it. 407 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,840 So now we're going to we've got a Glencairn glass, guys, and Paul went a little was a 408 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,640 little overzealous on the poor. 409 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640 Yeah. 410 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640 Yes. 411 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640 Guilty as charged. 412 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:35,640 The key is to aerate it, swish it. 413 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,880 Oh, it went down. 414 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,640 Do we have a virgin with us here tonight? 415 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,640 What is happening? 416 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,640 Stuck on his hymen. 417 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,640 I tasted it. 418 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,640 Wow. 419 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 I tasted it. 420 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,640 It's in everything. 421 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,640 Do you need some water? 422 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,640 So your eyes are watering. 423 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,640 It's up your nose. 424 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,640 Everything. 425 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,640 Yeah. 426 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:59,520 We had a podcast I listened to this week to go where I got bourbon bourbon of this proof 427 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,520 up my nose. 428 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,520 Yes. 429 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,160 And it burned the back of my eyeballs. 430 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,880 So if that has happened to you here, I was all right. 431 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,320 Not it was in the front. 432 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,480 And so that but you know what? 433 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,440 It was painful when it happened 30 seconds ago. 434 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:18,240 But now now it's like really your eyes are still watering. 435 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240 Yes. 436 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240 It's sweet, though. 437 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,240 It really is. 438 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,240 It's sweet. 439 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,680 It's not very it's not loud. 440 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,680 It doesn't have a lot. 441 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:25,680 It's not hot. 442 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,480 It doesn't taste hot for being what it is. 443 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,480 Right. 444 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480 Yeah. 445 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,480 What is it? 446 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,480 What's one? 447 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,480 One sixty one. 448 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,480 One twenty. 449 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,480 Yeah. 450 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,480 Well, ours may be a little bit different. 451 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,480 On the screen there. 452 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,040 Mr. Producer, what does it say on the bottle? 453 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,640 It's hard to read, but you can you can see. 454 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640 He's got young eyes. 455 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,640 I know young eyes. 456 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,640 It says the palette. 457 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,200 It's a whirlwind of sweet. 458 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,920 Twenty five fruity and dark flavors. 459 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,400 One five fifty nine. 460 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,400 That's it. 461 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,400 So it's one eighteen. 462 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,400 OK, there you go. 463 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400 We're not we're mathletes. 464 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,400 But there's some sweetness to it. 465 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,400 I get it up. 466 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:01,400 It says sweet caramel combined with raspberry chocolate covered cherries leather. 467 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Yeah, you can't have chocolate covered cherries without leather. 468 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400 All right. 469 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,400 So let's let's process this because now with our Jeff and I's new found education on the 470 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,400 bourbon process, now we'll probably figure out what type of char this is based on this. 471 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,400 Well, this is lots of I call bullshit. 472 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,400 I bet it's a three or four. 473 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400 Are you over the two point eight? 474 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:27,400 I think it's a three point two three point two because in the palette that I see no cinnamons. 475 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,400 Yeah, this is sweet caramels. 476 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,400 Those are typically a chocolate and leather and rich oaks are typically as a result of 477 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400 third tier. 478 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,400 Charring. 479 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:44,400 If you guys are trying to rub in the fact that you went to this distillery without me 480 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:49,400 with all this newfound knowledge and all you are actually both failing miserably. 481 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 I just want to we're not trying to rub it in. 482 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Look, we had a good time. 483 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400 I mean, it was me. 484 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Let me go back and replay that in my hearing aids. 485 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:02,400 Well, with our newfound knowledge, Sean, do we want to share what we've all that was you, 486 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Sean? 487 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400 Never mind. 488 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,400 It was Jeff. 489 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Oh, wow. 490 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Wow. 491 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,400 Well, you know, we felt Paul doesn't understand this stuff because he wasn't there. 492 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:17,400 Look, so first of all, Friday's total wine. 493 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 I'm sorry. 494 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,400 Before this, let's finish this up. 495 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,400 So the nose, the palate. 496 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:27,400 Obviously, this is a level three char based on this. 497 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,400 I wouldn't think it's more of that because it'd be more it could be between a three and 498 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400 a four. 499 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,400 I don't even know other variations. 500 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,400 I mean, I would think that would be it'd be kind of hard. 501 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,400 Three and a half. 502 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 Of course. 503 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400 I mean, it's not an exact science. 504 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400 Right. 505 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,400 When they stick the flaming thing inside the barrel and they kind of torch it. 506 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:52,400 Combined with a wonderful buttery mouth feel, this assembly creates an enjoyable and memorable 507 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400 sip. 508 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,400 Albite, a somewhat chaotic one. 509 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,400 I mean, I would agree with this. 510 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 It's a lot going on. 511 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400 So the palate does release all that. 512 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400 I mean, it really does. 513 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400 There's a lot going on in this one. 514 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,400 Can you go up, Mr. Producer, just a little bit? 515 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400 And there is some sweetness to it. 516 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:14,400 So the the finish fully transitions to a darker flavor, the profile with leather cigar and 517 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,400 dry oak as it focus. 518 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,400 These notes linger well after the sip is gone, creating a dry aftertaste. 519 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:26,400 Like cherry undertones can be detected, but unfortunately a bit too muted. 520 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,400 So they're saying that the light cherry undertones are detected, but then they go away instantly. 521 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,400 Is that what it's saying? 522 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,400 But let me let me try that. 523 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 Yeah. 524 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,400 A bit are a bit too muted. 525 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,400 Meaning they don't linger, I guess. 526 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Light cherry undertones can be detected. 527 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 Yeah, they're very soft. 528 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Yeah, I can. 529 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 But they disappear quick. 530 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400 It's more of a stone fruit. 531 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400 You can taste it. 532 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400 Well, cherry is a stone fruit. 533 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400 Well, there you go. 534 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 Jeff sends me a text message. 535 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400 They do exist. 536 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400 I think that's funny, man. 537 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400 What is it? 538 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,400 It was boxes and boxes of stone fruit at Costco. 539 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400 Was it HEB? 540 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400 It was HEB. 541 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400 What was in the boxes? 542 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400 I didn't even look. 543 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,400 I just saw stone fruit listed like 30 times. 544 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,400 I was like, yeah, no, we enjoyed that. 545 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400 Yes. 546 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:23,400 So the uniqueness of the smoke wagon was quick to gain the fanfare of a lot of bourbon drinkers in a relatively short amount of time. 547 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:32,400 Maybe it had to do with their rough and tumble image or their unlikely origin of a Nevada or that their bottle design name speaks to a modern bourbon drinks. 548 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,400 I don't really like the bottle design. 549 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Look at it. 550 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400 And it's difficult to read. 551 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400 It's dark, but it is unique. 552 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400 It's brown glass. 553 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400 It's amber glass. 554 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400 Yeah. 555 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,400 I think it's cool. 556 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,400 Well, OK, it is cool, but it's still difficult to read. 557 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,400 It is for old people. 558 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,400 But luckily, young people drink this. 559 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,400 Don't they? 560 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,400 So this is so they don't distill their stuff. 561 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,400 So this is done distilled product producer. 562 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,400 So we probably need to look at the finish it. 563 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,400 Well, they could it could be M.G.P. 564 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,400 It could be it could be Heavens. 565 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400 It could be Dickel. 566 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,400 We have to look at the bottle to see where it's distilled from. 567 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,400 So OK, so once again, it is smoke wagon, right? 568 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400 Yeah, smoke wagon uncut and unfiltered. 569 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,400 OK, very good. 570 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400 It's about 80 bucks a bottle. 571 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,400 So it's not it's not the cheap one, but it's good. 572 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 Yeah, it's a good one to have on a shelf. 573 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,400 And you know what? 574 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,400 I think it's excellent. 575 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400 It's a great sipping bourbon. 576 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,400 It doesn't require a cube or ice. 577 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,400 And frankly, it doesn't. 578 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,400 It doesn't. My opinion, it doesn't. 579 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,400 You know, I mean, it certainly wouldn't hurt to have it on over a cube. 580 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,400 You know, I've been I've been experimenting at nights 581 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:47,400 with drinking bourbons at my house because I don't want to have like a full glass 582 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400 of bourbon and drink it. 583 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,400 And I don't I definitely don't want to pour another one. 584 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,400 Right. So I've been I've been poor bourbon and drinking it neat 585 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,400 and just taking like every five, 10 minutes just pulling a sip. 586 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,400 Yep. Yeah. And that's that's what I've been doing. 587 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,400 And I find that, well, first of all, I don't get fucked up. 588 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Right. You know, and you're enjoying the bourbon. 589 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400 You're not. Yes. You're not drinking. 590 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,400 You're not drinking. That's the difference between kind of where we're at in our life 591 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400 and where our boys are at. Yeah. 592 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400 They're like, I'm getting fucked up. 593 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,400 What's the point of drinking if you're not going to get drunk, Dad? 594 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,400 Yes. But I will. 595 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:30,400 I will tell you that I have thoroughly enjoyed that yellow rose 10th anniversary. 596 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,400 I wouldn't know. I've never had it. 597 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,400 I had it. You were over at the house. You had opportunity. 598 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,400 No, he wasn't there. No, no. 599 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I mean, remember you were like, hey, should we invite Jeff? 600 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,400 And I was like, I think we should. 601 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,400 I mean, he was out of fucking town. 602 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,400 We went to him and you're like, no, fuck that. 603 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,400 And I said, dude, I said, he's really important to us. 604 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,400 You said, bitch, please. 605 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,400 Oh, I remember saying bitch, please. But I don't think it was in that. 606 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,400 We'll save a little bit because I do want to taste it. 607 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,400 Oh, I've got about a half a bottle. 608 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,400 Well, Wes came over and he didn't have any respect for it. 609 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,400 He was just like, that's why you have a did not like it. 610 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,400 No, no. That's why you have a bottle of something to pull out when. 611 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,400 Well, OK, but what he did, he came over and said, try this. 612 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,400 And he poured a shot, poured another shot, poured another shot. 613 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,400 I was like, dude, do you realize that's like one hundred and seventeen proof? 614 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400 You dial it back. And the next thing you know, he's fucked. 615 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 Face down. I get a you put him on a dolly. 616 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:36,400 I get a I get a picture from Desiree with him asleep on the couch in his sit up position. 617 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,400 First of all, dudes like us out there. 618 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,400 How many of you motherfuckers can sleep sitting up with his he sits up? 619 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,400 He's like in the sitting position and his elbows are on his knees. 620 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,400 And he just sits there and he falls asleep with his head down. 621 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,400 I've never seen that ever. 622 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:58,400 Well, I think if the three of us did three shots of yellow rose within like three minutes. 623 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,400 Well, I don't know. I'd be sleeping sleeping in any position I could think of. 624 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,400 Right. So I mean, the dinosaur, the dinosaur, the dinosaur. 625 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,400 One of the things the sun bleaching, one of the things that I know bleaching. 626 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:17,400 I've heard that what you do is you get like one of the that's healthy, the decanter or whatever. 627 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,400 Just a plain bottle that you buy, you put your whiskey in and you put a decent bourbon in there. 628 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,400 But like early times or foolproof or something like that. Yeah. 629 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400 You don't put your high dollar ship something that doesn't break. 630 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400 So when someone comes over, it's good. 631 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,400 They look at it like, oh, what is that? That must be really nice. 632 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,400 And you're like, it's like early times. 633 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,400 In fact, I just gave you can tell them whatever it is. 634 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,400 Oh, that's that's bland. You can have all you want. 635 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,400 Oh, so you tell them, sure. 636 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400 That we're going to know. That's fantastic. 637 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,400 And they have a taste for that 200 year calumny. 638 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,400 Two hundred. You're damn right. 639 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400 It tastes like a tree. 640 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,400 Last time somebody drank the fucking declaration of independence. 641 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,400 Declarations. 642 00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:00,400 Declarations. In fact, they use the the pens to sign the declarations. 643 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,400 They use the pens. 644 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,400 The actual wood from the pens were staves used in the company. 645 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,400 Well, you have a really good inexpensive one. Granddad won 14 early times. 646 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400 Whatever. Yeah, sure. 647 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,400 And yeah, I agree. 648 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,400 I agree. I had a bottle of the bottle of bond early times at the house. 649 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:22,400 And Desiree came over in a I don't want to say drunk and stupor, but she came over. 650 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,400 She was like, we need something to drink. We ran out. 651 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,400 And I was like, what? 652 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,400 And I was playing a video game and I was like, what? 653 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,400 And then she's like, I said, go get something. 654 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,400 And then my inner monologue is like, dude. 655 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,400 And so I was like, whoa, I took the headphones off. 656 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 You're like, wait a second. They may find that. 657 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,400 Yeah. So I went back to it. I was like, let me let me let me. 658 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,400 I went in there. I grabbed us. 659 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,400 I took a quick look and I was like, oh, the other time. 660 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,400 There you go. There you go. Right. That's going to work. 661 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400 That's going to work. It's solid. It's solid. 662 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,400 They're in the shitty cabinet where I'm fine. 663 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,400 I don't know. Dirty. That was good shit. But it's early time. 664 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,400 It's it's 20 bucks. Yeah. 20, 24 bucks or whatever it is. 665 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,400 And it's good. It's solid. It's dependable. Yeah. 666 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,400 And you get a liter of it. I know. And then rare breed. 667 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,400 Rare breeds about 55 bucks. Yeah. It's gone up a price. 668 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400 It just keeps creeping up there, man. So good. 669 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,400 But it is good. Rare breed. Try Turkey. 670 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,400 And it's it's early times by Turkey as well. No. 671 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,400 Who makes early? I think there's a Sazerac. 672 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:22,400 I think Brown Foreman makes early times now. 673 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,400 They just sold it. I think Sazerac owned it. 674 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,400 And then they sold it. Name is Sazerac. 675 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,400 Is that like European? 676 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,400 It's more like Middle Eastern. Eastern. I know. It's just strange. 677 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,400 Are we saying Middle Eastern names? 678 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400 Whenever I hear it. No, just whenever I hear that name, 679 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,400 it doesn't sound like a bourbon distiller. 680 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,400 You know what I mean? It's more like a more like a seltzer. 681 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,400 Yeah, I don't know what it is. Hey, when you drink it over there, 682 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,400 I'm drinking some Sazerac. Raspberry. 683 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,400 It's actually the name of a drink as well. Sazerac. 684 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,400 It's just a strange. I would be curious what the origin of that is. 685 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,400 So is Zephyr. Yes. It's an elixir. 686 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,400 John's inner nerd just erupted while we were at Total Wine. 687 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400 Let's walk through the Total Wine experiment. 688 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,400 So we go to the Total Wine thing and we do our thing. 689 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400 And Chuck's with us, by the way. 690 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,400 And so, God bless it, was it just Chuck? Yeah, it was just Chuck. 691 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,400 So Chuck, us three. And we go through there and yeah, 692 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,400 we go over to the back area. So we talked to Jodie. 693 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,400 I don't think she was there at first, so I think we passed Jodie. 694 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,400 And then we went over to the next station, 695 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,400 which wasn't where the dark tequila is, 696 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,400 which is the middle one right before you get to the bourbon. 697 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,400 The main tasting desk area. Yeah, we got a little section. 698 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,400 A little kiosk. So we go to this area, 699 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,400 this is like very attractive 30s lady. 700 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,400 And I wasn't really thinking about that. 701 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,400 I was just more just kind of just like, hey, we got over here. 702 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,400 She was like, I got gin. And I was kind of like, yeah, like. 703 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,400 Everything so much. Everything puckered on that one. 704 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,400 However, we sampled it because I was kind of like, all right, 705 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,400 well, let me try the dark one. Let's see how this goes on. 706 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,400 And so he was like, she was like, it's called Zephyr. 707 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,400 Zephyr, right? Zephyr. Zephyr. 708 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,400 And I was like, oh, yeah, that's that's a I can remember that. 709 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,400 That's that's that's an elixir on the World of Warcraft game. 710 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,400 I'll definitely remember that, you know, World of Warcraft. 711 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,400 I remember that elixir gave me plus 25 mana. 30. 712 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,400 So I just I want to soak this up. 713 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,400 So he's standing standing in front of a very attractive 30 year old woman. 714 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,400 Yes. Losing man points like it was bad. 715 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,400 And Kevin was standing there. We're just like, dude, we're like, 716 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,400 we're not with this guy. Yes. At all. 717 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,400 That's 30 percent bonus man for like 10 minutes or something like that. 718 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,400 And then what you do, she goes, oh, my God, I would play World of Warcraft 2. 719 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,400 No, she was like, I said any of that. She was love that. 720 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,400 No, but I don't care, man. It was funny. 721 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,400 Even Kevin, he was kind of like he was standing behind us 722 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,400 and he just wants to like he's just waiting for some stupid 723 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,400 stuff come out of my mouth or any one of our mouths, mostly my mouth. 724 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,400 And then like five minutes later, like we had one less follower on our channel. 725 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,400 Correct. Correct. 726 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,400 No, but it's just funny because I said, oh, it's like it's an elixir on World of Warcraft. 727 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,400 And you hear Kevin, he's walking by, it's like, I can't believe fucking this. 728 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,400 Yeah, it was a big power down at that point. 729 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,400 Then we tried the other one. It was even more fruity. I'll tell you what. 730 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,400 For a gin? For a gin, that was good. I enjoyed it. 731 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,400 It wasn't super dry. It was kind of fruity and well rounded. 732 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,400 No, would I buy it? No, because I'm not a gin fan, but 733 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,400 that one was that one did not completely turn me off. 734 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,400 I have not had. She was beautiful. 735 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:46,400 I have not had gin since I hurled my Whataburger back in 90, 1990. 736 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,400 Yeah, I've never been a fan of gin. 91 maybe. 737 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,400 I think of gin as an extremely old person drink. 738 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,400 100%. It's kind of like a British person. I'm going to have some tea. 739 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,400 Like a gin and tonic. Yeah, I would make my grandmother 740 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,400 highballs. A beef eater. Yep. 741 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,400 And it was gin and it was vermouth. It was something else too. 742 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,400 She told me exactly how to make it and she would be sitting or drinking them 743 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,400 and she put her glass on her head when she needed another one. 744 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,400 I'd hurry over there and I'd make it for her. 745 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,400 Oh, Paul, this is great. Can you make me another one? 746 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,400 And this time put a little bit more beef in it. It wasn't like that. 747 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Does she have the onions in there? 748 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,400 You little shit, make me a drink. 749 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,400 The onions and did you make it a dirty martini? 750 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,400 I bet he did. 751 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,400 I just made it the way exactly how she wanted me to make it. 752 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,400 Olives. Did you put olives in there or onions? 753 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,400 No, no onions. I don't even believe there was an olive in there. 754 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,400 So if you have an onion based gin drink, what would they call that? 755 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,400 That onion based gin drink. Shitty? 756 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,400 A Gibson I think. I have no idea. 757 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,400 I was going with shitty. Actually it's pretty good. Those little onions are very tasty. 758 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400 The little pearl onions? Well, the onions are one thing. 759 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,400 I can't do gin. I can do a vodka martini. I don't know if they can do a gin. 760 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,400 I enjoyed gin. I tell you what, if you start drinking gin and tonics with lime 761 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,400 and you have a tall glass, you do gin and tonic with lime and it's a hot fucking day 762 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:20,400 and you can drink a glass of gin and tonic with lime. 763 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400 Way easier than you think you can. 764 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,400 And the next thing you know, and I will say this from Mark's experience. 765 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,400 Remember Mark, our friend? 766 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,400 I don't know if Mark listens to podcasts, but if he does, I will share with you Mark's experience. 767 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,400 I had left. We were in the garage. We were doing some fiddling around. 768 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,400 And he was like, hey, I'm going to make a drink. You want one? I said, no, I've got to go. 769 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:46,400 And he calls me up about an hour later and says, hey man, I got lost. 770 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:52,400 He drank his drink and made another drink and got so fucked up he walked down the alley and got lost. 771 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,400 In his own neighborhood. 772 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,400 He said, I forgot where the fuck I was at. I had no idea. 773 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:04,400 And he ended up walking like a mile around the maybe half a mile around the whole neighborhood trying to get back to my house. 774 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,400 Who knows how that feels? Who does that? Who gets lost walking home? 775 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 That's ridiculous. 776 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400 And then like falls in the field. 777 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400 What a fool. I love him. Can't believe we did that. 778 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,400 Pick me Shaman families. 779 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400 I don't know what you guys are talking about. 780 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,400 We have pictures. 781 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,400 Yeah, you and your fricking jeans. 782 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,400 I felt it was like Gulliver's Travel. 783 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,400 He was getting up and it was like strings all over me and a little people crawling all over me and shit. 784 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,400 And I was like, my wife left me as her fault. 785 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 She did leave you. 786 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400 She did. And she didn't like hesitate at all. 787 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400 I was like, I was like, I don't even know what I was upset about. 788 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,400 That was my 50th birthday. 789 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,400 Oh my God. 790 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,400 I was like, you know, I'll just walk home. She's like, okay. 791 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,400 I was like, damn. She just left. 792 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,400 No, actually what I said was... 793 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,400 There's nothing that would change him. 794 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,960 He's like, oh, that's cool. 795 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,000 He went inside. 796 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,960 And I don't remember what you got. 797 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,880 You were like, no, Paul. 798 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,600 I was like, I'm fine. 799 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,440 I'm just fine. 800 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,260 You just went. 801 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,480 I'm just that way, right? 802 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,320 Oh my God. 803 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,080 What should have been, I think a 10 minute walk 804 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000 took was an hour and 15 minutes. 805 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,620 I fell twice. 806 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,820 I was like all bloody, 807 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:17,040 walking across barbed wire minefields somewhere. 808 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,360 Didn't you have like mud everywhere? 809 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,360 Oh, I, it was a wreck. 810 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,240 I was a wreck. 811 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,120 My jeans were covered in mud 812 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,040 because I had fallen three or four times. 813 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,560 Well, so first of all, we were at Jeff's house 814 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,560 from a club. 815 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,380 It was awful. 816 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:31,720 We drove home about a mile and a half to Jeff's house. 817 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,840 And then we're going to go to our houses 818 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,960 and your wife leaves you. 819 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,920 You're like, I want to walk home. 820 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,760 She's like, fine. 821 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,680 I'm trying to stop. 822 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,040 You live about a mile and a half from there, 823 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,920 maybe almost two. 824 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,280 And instead of going directly west, 825 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,200 which I went north. 826 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,040 I went northwest. 827 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,880 You went north. 828 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,520 You went directly north behind the 7-Eleven. 829 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,520 Did you know I'm the 7-Eleven? 830 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,360 But when you look, 831 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,000 you can see on the light 360, 832 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,560 it is a straight ass line, but it is. 833 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280 So you cut through neighbors, yards and shit. 834 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,120 I was going through. 835 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,260 Yeah, no, I didn't climb over any fences. 836 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,380 I wasn't that drunk. 837 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:08,260 But I was walking through alleyways, right? 838 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,560 And like lights were turning on, 839 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,720 like the motion detector lights and shit. 840 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,000 So I'm sure I was that creepy guy on the ring. 841 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,840 Stumbling. 842 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,680 Yeah. 843 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,520 There's the sky. 844 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,360 Oh my God. 845 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,640 You have any chin? 846 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,480 I was checking like my truck doors 847 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,320 to see if they're open. 848 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,440 Oh God, it was awful. 849 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,720 So it was so bad. 850 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,720 That after I shared with the distributor female chick 851 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,400 that there was an elixir that she was serving. 852 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,240 We ended up, 853 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,720 we were heading our way to the God-blessed furniture store. 854 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,020 And Jeff's like, hey man, 855 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,000 maybe you ought to try a place called The Owl. 856 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,720 And I was like, huh. 857 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,680 Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about. 858 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,520 You know, Paul's not here. 859 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,760 Why don't we do something fun? 860 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,600 I think he prefaced it with that. 861 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,440 Something fun and different. 862 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,200 I think that's exactly what he said. 863 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,780 I feel an air of change happening right now. 864 00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,920 I think let's just run with it. 865 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,760 Let's run with it. 866 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,580 And then, and of course. 867 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,000 And Chuck was like, I know exactly what to do 868 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,400 because I'm the dudes without Paul kind of night. 869 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,000 He called himself the alternate. 870 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,600 You didn't have a problem with him when Jeff was gone. 871 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,640 D'Artagnan. 872 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,480 Wow. 873 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,120 He called himself the D'Artagnan, the fourth musketeer. 874 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:15,960 What? 875 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,360 Hold on, the what? 876 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,320 He called himself the what? 877 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,680 D'Artagnan, the fourth musketeer. 878 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,520 Okay. 879 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,360 All right. 880 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,440 I really am not familiar with that guy. 881 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,280 AKA the alternate for the Dudes on Gus podcast. 882 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,440 But anyway, so we ended up going to The Owl 883 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,720 and I have not heard of that place. 884 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,560 Well, we were. 885 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,380 It's brand new. 886 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,680 It's been open a month, maybe two months. 887 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,520 Oh wow, okay. 888 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,340 It's kind of cool. 889 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:41,000 It's got a lot of doughy kind of based appetizers 890 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,040 and food there, but it was a win for me. 891 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,360 The pretzels were outstanding. 892 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,600 It didn't have an excellent bourbon. 893 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,960 Yeah, it had some. 894 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,840 That's what you sent in the picture. 895 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,440 I thought it was a really good bourbon. 896 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,280 I sent you a list. 897 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,120 Was that somewhere else? 898 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,160 No, that was there. 899 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,580 It has about 50 bourbons, maybe. 900 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,160 And is that where they made the mistake 901 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,600 on the 10-year McKenna? 902 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,600 Yes. 903 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,400 And it was like $5 10-year McKenna. 904 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,240 Five-year. 905 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,480 Yeah, we didn't notice that until later 906 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,560 because if we noticed, we were seeing that at first, 907 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,480 because we were kind of like $5 and I was like, McKenna. 908 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,320 It's gotta be the brown. 909 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,920 And I went up there, oh, it's gotta be the brown. 910 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,400 But I went up there, there was no brown. 911 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,360 Well, I saw the 10-year and I was like, 912 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,280 surely, surely they're not giving a $5 10-year 913 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,600 Henry McKenna. 914 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,440 And they were. 915 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,400 And you went up and asked. 916 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,240 I did. 917 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,560 You idiot. 918 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,800 Well, he would have known the very first pour 919 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,000 because he was the general manager, the bartender. 920 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,560 And when I went up there, he was like, that's a typo. 921 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,300 He turned around, looked at the 10-year bottle, 922 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:41,840 saw the $5, he was like, that's a typo. 923 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,800 And the girl at the computer, she was like, 924 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,880 and she was like, no, it says $5 right here. 925 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,200 That's a typo too. 926 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,000 And I was like, and you were like, we'll have 50 more. 927 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,800 Yeah, that's what I said. 928 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,960 That's what I said. 929 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,200 It was my bad, we'll buy the fucking bottle. 930 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,800 Well, I mean, we ended up having one. 931 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,520 Well, you said they'd honor it for the night. 932 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,360 Yeah, well, they said they would honor it for the night. 933 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,200 They would honor it for the night. 934 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,640 For the whole night, they said they would do that? 935 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,240 They would, yeah, but we only had one more. 936 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,380 Oh. You idiots. 937 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,080 Well, I mean, they ended up buying us around 938 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,560 because we moved from one table to the other. 939 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,920 Yeah, they wanted to combine our, 940 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,320 because we had a big table. 941 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,160 Yeah. 942 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,080 And then they had a big party. 943 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,680 They asked, hey, any chance you could move over 944 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,500 to the fourth time? 945 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,480 We'll buy you a round of drinks. 946 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,880 And I was like, trying to negotiate. 947 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,600 I was like, well, technically a round was a beer 948 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,200 and a shot, so does that mean we got six drinks coming to you? 949 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,000 He's like, no, one drink each. 950 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,780 He's like, what an asshole. 951 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:31,000 Oh, I'll have a gallon of bourbon. 952 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,320 That's my trick. 953 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,360 A triple. 954 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,600 A triple 10 year McKenna. 955 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,880 Yes. 956 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,080 Yeah, we'll have that one. 957 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,320 So we ended up there at the Owl and, you know, it was a. 958 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,560 You would recommend it then. 959 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:41,960 I do. 960 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,240 I do recommend going there. 961 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,600 They're going to start a karaoke up there on Thursday, 962 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,040 Friday night ish. 963 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,840 And I recommended Johnny Dubiel, the karaoke master 964 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,280 of the Metroplex to head over there. 965 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,360 I don't even know if. 966 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,440 I didn't even share that. 967 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,680 I probably need to call him. 968 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,080 He probably needs to go up there, but whatever. 969 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,960 Side note. 970 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,560 Anyways, our waitress is kind of cool. 971 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,800 But Living Spaces has $2 beers. 972 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,320 Well, we totally sidestepped that. 973 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,280 In fact, speaking of Living Spaces, our bartender, Sean, 974 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,080 has completely. 975 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,720 Missed out tonight. 976 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,760 You know, he had texted me several times today. 977 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,720 Oh, and he was like, hey, can I come on the podcast? 978 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,720 And I was like, well, yeah, sure. 979 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,920 Let's go and talk to Jeff. 980 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,360 And I was like, you know, what do you think? 981 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,680 And Jeff's like, oh, that's fine. 982 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,080 So I don't recall you asking me. 983 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:29,600 That's weird. 984 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,760 You were unavailable. 985 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:31,400 Huh? 986 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,920 Strange. 987 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,320 I thought we make all decisions together. 988 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,800 You were, again, unavailable. 989 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,120 What's the trend happening here? 990 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,120 It carried on to the next day when we decided to wake up. 991 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,720 And we were talking about, let's go to 1845. 992 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:49,880 Yeah! 993 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,600 Hold on a second. 994 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,120 I get a phone call, and it's Scott, our ex-guest on here. 995 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:56,600 He's Scott. 996 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,480 He's like, hey, what are you guys doing? 997 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,280 He was like, we're just over here at the aisle. 998 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,400 I was like, oh. 999 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,240 I was like, hey, we're thinking about going to 1845. 1000 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,800 1845, I heard of that place. 1001 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,200 Let's go. 1002 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,600 Let's go. 1003 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,000 Let's go. 1004 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,680 Let's go. 1005 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,640 I'm so bitter. 1006 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,080 I was like, well, you know what? 1007 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,840 He said, you got to sign up for the thing. 1008 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,760 It's just like, we can just go to the tasting room. 1009 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,280 Yes. 1010 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,440 I was like, oh, well, I guess we can do that too. 1011 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,080 So Scott's like, well, hold on. 1012 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,640 He was on the internet. 1013 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,520 He was checking real quick. 1014 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,920 They got four slots available. 1015 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,040 I was like, book them. 1016 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,160 All four. 1017 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,520 And he booked them. 1018 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,480 So cool. 1019 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,640 There's no charge. 1020 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,600 It's a free tour. 1021 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,240 Yeah, it looks like you guys had fun. 1022 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,120 And the samples. 1023 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,320 I mean, it was hard to tell. 1024 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,720 I think 163 pitchers. 1025 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,160 And it looked like you had a good time. 1026 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,920 Well, it was good. 1027 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,720 And the samples, you get four. 1028 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,800 And they don't charge you for them. 1029 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,640 What? 1030 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,400 No. 1031 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,520 It was free. 1032 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,880 We're doing that Saturday, right? 1033 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,360 Yeah. 1034 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,480 20 times. 1035 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,400 I signed this up for one, two, three, and four. 1036 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,400 Consecutive tastings. 1037 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,480 And then you can go out and do the same with the wine. 1038 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,600 And we had like seven or eight different wines. 1039 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,320 So it was fun. 1040 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,120 So that's awesome. 1041 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,000 I already signed this up. 1042 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,040 Block three. 1043 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,560 Blocked three for us at 2 o'clock. 1044 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,360 You have your Uber. 1045 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,600 You don't get that drunk. 1046 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,120 Yeah, we're not going to get fucked up. 1047 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:14,760 No, that's fine. 1048 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,600 Yeah, you don't. 1049 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,640 But it'll keep reporting. 1050 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,000 But afterwards, we went to Tupps, I think, right? 1051 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,120 Yeah, we went to Tupps. 1052 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,480 We went to Tupps because we were leaving there. 1053 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,200 We were like, hey, let's do another tour real quick. 1054 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,160 So we went over to Tupps. 1055 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,280 Tupps is a beer brewery. 1056 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:27,800 Brewery. 1057 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,280 So we're thinking on the next door. 1058 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,640 It's kind of on the way back. 1059 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,280 15 ways. 1060 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,120 It's towards McKinney. 1061 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,640 OK. 1062 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,600 In McKinney. 1063 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,520 And we went there. 1064 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,360 And we're thinking, well, they don't have to do tours today. 1065 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,120 And then we pull up. 1066 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,000 And then it was like, hey, you guys part of the wedding? 1067 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,400 We're like, no, we're not part of the wedding. 1068 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,200 Yes, we are. 1069 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,880 Well, that's my intermodel. 1070 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,200 And he was like, yes, we are. 1071 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,120 Yes, we are. 1072 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,720 Are you part of the welcoming package? 1073 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,040 And you're like, yeah, we've known 1074 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,160 Don and Sarah, yeah, yeah, Bill and Marsha forever. 1075 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,160 No, it's Bob and Jen. 1076 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,720 But whatever. 1077 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,400 Whatever. 1078 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,720 So we ended up driving around. 1079 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,760 And we parked. 1080 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,720 We went inside. 1081 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,240 It's hot. 1082 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,120 It's extremely hot in there. 1083 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,320 Even with the big ass fans, it was still kind of hot. 1084 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:11,920 Really? 1085 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,880 Yeah, it just, I mean, it's just really hot air. 1086 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,760 Well, hold on. 1087 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,080 So they let you in even though you 1088 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,600 weren't part of the wedding party? 1089 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,720 They have a huge bar in there is what they've got. 1090 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,560 Yeah, they've got. 1091 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,240 OK. 1092 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:25,240 Well, the Tuppes Brew area, the Tuppes Brew is a big place. 1093 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,320 I mean, I don't know what the building was. 1094 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,080 Was it like a bread manufacturing place? 1095 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,320 They baked a bunch of breads there or something like that. 1096 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,960 It's a big warehouse and a big open venue. 1097 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,000 Then they have another one right next door, 1098 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,920 all the same property. 1099 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,160 And they have an open bar that's available for everybody. 1100 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,400 You can go up there, show up, drink what you want. 1101 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,360 It's hot as fuck. 1102 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,200 Sometimes they have live bands there. 1103 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,520 They had live music for them. 1104 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,920 They had music playing for a while, 1105 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,440 but I guess it ran out or something. 1106 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,680 They got about, what, 15 beers on top maybe? 1107 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,600 Yeah, they got a lot. 1108 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,400 It's all Tuppes. 1109 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,520 Yeah, it's all Tuppes stuff. 1110 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,720 You sample all their shit. 1111 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,480 Very cool. 1112 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,800 Yeah, it was all right. 1113 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,120 I mean, I'm really not into beers as much as when Jeff 1114 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,240 and I were first hanging out. 1115 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,720 We were like a beer enthusiast. 1116 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,520 We were like, eee. 1117 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,760 Yeah, you guys were into all the IPAs and the micro brews 1118 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,880 and the 800 calories beers. 1119 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,720 But for some reason, it was good back then. 1120 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,840 Now it's too much for me now. 1121 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,600 I don't. 1122 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,520 Like, when you try it, you don't enjoy them? 1123 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,000 I don't. 1124 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,960 My palate has completely changed now. 1125 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,160 I don't enjoy them. 1126 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,600 I have a hard time drinking. 1127 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,080 Because it's gone real man. 1128 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,360 You have a real man palate now. 1129 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:30,960 Both of you do. 1130 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,320 Well, it's also the realization that I put on 15, 20 pounds 1131 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,680 when I was doing that. 1132 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,560 Just by that. 1133 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,720 Bar hopping in the IPAs. 1134 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:39,640 No, the craft beer. 1135 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,840 My fridge was full of shit. 1136 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,280 Well, yeah. 1137 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,320 I mean, that was the whole thing, man. 1138 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,480 We would go and buy like. 1139 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,520 I mean, I would buy like the LA Boulevard beers, which 1140 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,720 came in liter bottles. 1141 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,520 And the LA Boulevard puts out, you know, quadruple. 1142 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,400 Sounds like a 600 calorie bottle. 1143 00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,200 Oh, at least 10.5% beer. 1144 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,840 You know, you get like the LA Boulevard Triplet. 1145 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840 Is that what it's called? 1146 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,480 I don't know. 1147 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,960 Triplet is kind of like very small bubbles. 1148 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,080 Super strong. 1149 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,280 Right. 1150 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,960 Anyways, it's just really high octane stuff. 1151 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,800 So yeah, I don't get into that stuff anymore. 1152 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,560 So after Tufts, we ended up going to one other place. 1153 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,080 What was it? 1154 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,680 I forget. 1155 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,960 What a long day you guys had. 1156 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,240 To the barbecue joint. 1157 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,120 Oh, that's right. 1158 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,600 We went to the barbecue joint. 1159 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,240 The butchery. 1160 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:28,920 We went to the. 1161 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,800 Well, thank God. 1162 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,840 I hate barbecue. 1163 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,320 So. 1164 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,080 Oh. 1165 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:32,680 We didn't eat. 1166 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,280 Actually. 1167 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,520 Well, Scott bought some. 1168 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,360 We got a taco. 1169 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,840 We've got a big old brisket taco, which is kind of nice. 1170 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,040 And a couple of beers. 1171 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,640 And then we went on a tour of Scott's family's property 1172 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,280 out there. 1173 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,040 And we were driving around the cows, 1174 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,000 which is the picture part of the picture. 1175 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,600 Oh, you think you went to the barbecue shack? 1176 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,800 Yes, the barbecue shack. 1177 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,520 Oh, OK. 1178 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:51,840 Yeah. 1179 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,440 So we went out there. 1180 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,560 We went to the gun range out there. 1181 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,600 We went out by the lake. 1182 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,200 We were. 1183 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,400 I mean, it was all just, oh, we shot like 100,000 rounds, 1184 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:58,960 it feels like. 1185 00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,480 For real? 1186 00:41:59,480 --> 00:41:59,880 No. 1187 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,120 No. 1188 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,000 You did not shoot. 1189 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,960 We drove out there. 1190 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,840 We drove out there. 1191 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,360 But. 1192 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,400 I had to stick to the truck. 1193 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,440 There were some sketchy spots. 1194 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,720 I wasn't quite sure I was going to make it through. 1195 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,680 There was a. 1196 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,480 Because you're out. 1197 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,040 So you're all like in your truck. 1198 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:12,640 In my truck. 1199 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,280 Driving around. 1200 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,960 Four wheel drive. 1201 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,080 Had to throw in the four wheel drive. 1202 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:16,600 Yeah. 1203 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,080 Damn. 1204 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,040 And there's one section. 1205 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,880 I hate you guys. 1206 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,480 And there's one. 1207 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,320 We'll do it again. 1208 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:20,800 Yeah. 1209 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,840 There's one section where there's no road anymore. 1210 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,560 And you're going up. 1211 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,120 And all the cows are coming down from the lake. 1212 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,720 Oh, because they're wanting to know what's going on. 1213 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,800 They're thinking there's food coming. 1214 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,720 Well, they see us. 1215 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,920 And they're like, you guys are fat. 1216 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,640 You got food. 1217 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,040 Yeah. 1218 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,600 Yeah. 1219 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,440 So there's fences all around. 1220 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,960 So there's a gate. 1221 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,000 And the turn is kind of weird. 1222 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,360 There's this big humongous roots. 1223 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,200 And all kinds of stuff going straight up this hill. 1224 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,440 And the cows are coming down. 1225 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,000 They have baby cows. 1226 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,440 Here I am in this truck trying to not hit them. 1227 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,880 And they're scrambling around. 1228 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,960 Scott's like, just push through. 1229 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,760 Just push through. 1230 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,280 They'll move. 1231 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,160 They'll move. 1232 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,160 That's so cool. 1233 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:58,840 Yeah. 1234 00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,440 So they're moving. 1235 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,080 You have this ranch experience right here. 1236 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:01,640 Oh, yeah. 1237 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,760 Right here in North Texas. 1238 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,240 Yeah. 1239 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,560 And then I got through that. 1240 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:12,160 Well, he explained that the second largest ranch in Texas 1241 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,400 was right up to the gate of it. 1242 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,200 Second largest outside of the King Ranch. 1243 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,680 And I drive my motorcycle all around up there. 1244 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,360 And they have the same initials everywhere. 1245 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,240 I don't know. 1246 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:26,760 Something? 1247 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,720 DLU? 1248 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,200 No. 1249 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:28,800 Dudes, I guess. 1250 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,400 I don't think it's. 1251 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,320 That would be awesome. 1252 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:30,560 Yeah. 1253 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,160 With all these branches. 1254 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:31,760 What could happen? 1255 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,480 Not yet. 1256 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,000 Not yet. 1257 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,560 I think we need a couple more listeners. 1258 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,160 Yeah. 1259 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,840 There's tons. 1260 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,720 And it has the same lettering, same paint, 1261 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,120 all over the place up there. 1262 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,520 It's like thousands of acres. 1263 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:45,840 Yeah. 1264 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:46,240 You're probably right. 1265 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:46,520 Yeah. 1266 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,040 No. 1267 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,960 But there was another section that 1268 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,040 was a little sketch driving. 1269 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,960 When we got up to the top right there by the lake, 1270 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,720 where the road was kind of on top of an angled thing. 1271 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,520 So what they did is. 1272 00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,720 On the top of a dam almost. 1273 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,480 But they. 1274 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,200 If I missed it. 1275 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,720 Pushed the earth. 1276 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:07,520 And they created a lift of dirt. 1277 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,920 It had been there probably 10 years. 1278 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,840 And that's what Jeff drove on. 1279 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,160 So basically, they had a bulldozer 1280 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,600 that was pushing a bunch of shit in. 1281 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,960 And it created a large area. 1282 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,560 It's about 20 feet. 1283 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,600 How do you think? 1284 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,640 It was pretty high. 1285 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:23,760 And it was wide too. 1286 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,920 So Jeff was able to get a truck up there. 1287 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,840 Well, I drove up it. 1288 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,040 And it was about as wide as my truck. 1289 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,200 So if I wasn't paying attention. 1290 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,880 If I wasn't paying attention, like I 1291 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,880 hit a 1845 distillery and a bunch of wine and beer and stuff. 1292 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,560 I was going to say you did that. 1293 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,400 Yeah, but if I would have slid down, 1294 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,560 we probably would have rolled the truck. 1295 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,080 So a little sketch, did fine. 1296 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,200 Turned around, came back. 1297 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:51,920 But you survived. 1298 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,640 It was much easier. 1299 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,360 Yeah, it was fun. 1300 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,040 Yeah, it was good. 1301 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,120 And note to self. 1302 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,320 Note to self. 1303 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,760 And note to you. 1304 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,080 And Jeff already knows. 1305 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,880 When you be very sensitive when it comes to dinnertime. 1306 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,640 Dinnertime. 1307 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,160 Yes. 1308 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,120 Right. 1309 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,840 So we cannot allow Julie to not have something 1310 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,640 to eat at dinnertime. 1311 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,320 She becomes ravenous, apparently. 1312 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,160 She gets angry. 1313 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,680 Yeah. 1314 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,680 Just like you guys do. 1315 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,800 And the residual. 1316 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,600 Yes, even lasted afterwards. 1317 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,200 But let me ask you a question. 1318 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,640 So I've always wondered. 1319 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,480 So is it like a routine thing? 1320 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,200 Like Friday nights you and Julie make dinner 1321 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,760 and you sit down together and eat? 1322 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,160 Part of it. 1323 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,840 There's routines or routines? 1324 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,480 Part of that. 1325 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,400 And part of it is when she gets hungry, she needs to eat. 1326 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,920 So do you normally cook? 1327 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,120 Either that or we'll get a pizza on a Friday sometimes. 1328 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,040 Actually, we haven't got pizza in a while. 1329 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,720 My point is she never cooks. 1330 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,120 Well, she was waiting for me. 1331 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:49,440 Right. 1332 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:49,920 OK. 1333 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:50,800 So it was a routine thing. 1334 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,280 Right. 1335 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,680 Now, had you been said, if you had said, listen, 1336 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,960 we're out in the country. 1337 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960 We're having a ball. 1338 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,720 Do your own thing. 1339 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,600 Yeah, she would have been like, all right, 1340 00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,680 I'll cook me something. 1341 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,200 OK. 1342 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:00,960 But I said. 1343 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,200 So this is your fault. 1344 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:02,800 Partly, yes. 1345 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,520 For not telling her. 1346 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,120 Right. 1347 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,480 Well, I said I'll be home at 630. 1348 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,360 When I get home at 7 or 715 is the problem. 1349 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,160 See, at 615, you should have said we're having a ball. 1350 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,440 Well, the problem is I say. 1351 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,520 And we just had. 1352 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,960 Oh, no, I said, hey, we'll be heading out here soon. 1353 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,680 Oh. 1354 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,240 Then another round is bought. 1355 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,240 And we're drinking it. 1356 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:21,720 Yeah. 1357 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,160 And then it just does this. 1358 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,840 Do what I do, which is this is going to be a binge all night. 1359 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,280 It's going to be a bender. 1360 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,520 We're going to turn the corner here soon. 1361 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,080 Honey, I may not see you this weekend. 1362 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,600 Yes. 1363 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,680 And then you show up. 1364 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,160 I may be nude next time you see me. 1365 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,720 And then you show up 10 till 7. 1366 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,440 And she's like, I was so angry. 1367 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,000 But you're here in front of me. 1368 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,960 You didn't do all those things. 1369 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,880 I said, honey, baby. 1370 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,720 I'm still naked. 1371 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,200 No. 1372 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:42,720 I'm still naked. 1373 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,000 No, the first thing I did, I had 1374 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,360 one of those care off things, but I'm covered in urine. 1375 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,000 What Paul, what did you do here? 1376 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,560 And who's urine was it? 1377 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,120 Well, did you see those cows and how much they were releasing? 1378 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,320 Oh, it's amazing. 1379 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,440 So when you saw them peeing, you jumped out of the truck 1380 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,360 and started rolling around. 1381 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,320 I was basking in it. 1382 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,440 Sean was peeing out there. 1383 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,160 And he's like, that cow's turned out to be. 1384 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:01,800 Did you really? 1385 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,320 You peed out there? 1386 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,000 And the cow did. 1387 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000 He's peeing at the same time. 1388 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,040 I was like, holy shit. 1389 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,560 But when that cow peed, like on you, he. 1390 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,040 No. 1391 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,480 He was. 1392 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,000 No, he was. 1393 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,080 Were you on the cow? 1394 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,800 I was nowhere near the car. 1395 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,640 You peed on the cow while the cow was peeing. 1396 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,160 This cow had an incredible volume of urine. 1397 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,480 It was just like unleashing. 1398 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,160 So you know, they have the normal. 1399 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,760 You have 21.4 seconds, I think, is the average urination 1400 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,400 of animals. 1401 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,920 And that cow released. 1402 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,400 Where are you pulling this shit? 1403 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,280 There's no way you could know what the average urination 1404 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:37,800 period is. 1405 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,760 Producer, pull that up. 1406 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,640 Average urination. 1407 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,760 I'm going to fact check this. 1408 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,960 Average urination. 1409 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,080 What, for humans? 1410 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,160 For animals? 1411 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,440 Average urination time? 1412 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,800 Just average urination period. 1413 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,560 Hit it right there, bam. 1414 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,080 Oh, god. 1415 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,880 EP67. 1416 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:54,560 No, no, no. 1417 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,720 Just seconds. 1418 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,240 Wait, hold on. 1419 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,480 Yeah, let's roll with this. 1420 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,280 How long is it? 1421 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,080 No, hold on. 1422 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,600 No, just how many seconds? 1423 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,640 Average urination time, seconds. 1424 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,920 How long? 1425 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,840 Or duration. 1426 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,480 Duration. 1427 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,320 Duration. 1428 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,280 I cannot believe we're looking this up. 1429 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,120 20 seconds. 1430 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,920 From house cats to elephants, most mammals 1431 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,280 take about 20 seconds to urinate. 1432 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,960 OK, it's that goes for humans as well. 1433 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,120 Look down there. 1434 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,760 The 21 second rule. 1435 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,280 There we go. 1436 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,560 That 20 seconds is not accurate. 1437 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,240 That's for house cats and elephants. 1438 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,000 No, it says from house cats to elephants, most mammals. 1439 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,880 You're actually right, by the way. 1440 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,400 I mean, I'll give it to you. 1441 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,080 It feels like I do more than a one cup sometimes when I pee. 1442 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,840 I'm thinking it's a good half gallon sometimes. 1443 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,240 One cup? 1444 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,760 One cup doesn't seem like much. 1445 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,800 No, it doesn't. 1446 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,600 It really doesn't. 1447 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,200 No. 1448 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,360 There's sometimes I'm just like, damn, that was at least half 1449 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:51,880 a gallon. 1450 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:52,840 I think we need to challenge ourselves. 1451 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,920 I think we need to hold it as long as he pops the can 1452 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,760 to where we're really, really uncomfortable. 1453 00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:02,360 Is that does that contribute to issues with your prostate? 1454 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,240 I don't see how. 1455 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:06,400 Well, the prostate affects the sensation of having to pee. 1456 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,560 Well, and it also affects how quickly it comes out. 1457 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,640 I thought if you hold your pee, it does something bad. 1458 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,440 Oh, in general? 1459 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,600 It hurts your kidneys and your bladder. 1460 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,600 Yeah, I thought if you hold your pee, something bad happens to you. 1461 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,600 I thought it instigates some sort of issue with your prostate. 1462 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,520 Let's start a new TikTok challenge. 1463 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,680 You know those TikTok challenges where people die 1464 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,520 and do stupid shit? 1465 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,800 This one won't kill you. 1466 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,520 We will hold our pee as long as we can 1467 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,160 and see who can get the most volume. 1468 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,920 Dude, I am the master of that. 1469 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,520 Oh, really? 1470 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,000 And I won't say the master, but I will tell you, 1471 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,960 I have challenged the system because of the times 1472 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,440 that I have to drive. 1473 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,720 And the goal is to get back to the house without peeing. 1474 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,040 Remember that time I told you? 1475 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,080 But have you ever measured it? 1476 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,160 Oh, volume wise, no. 1477 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,840 Yeah, we need a Purex. 1478 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,800 What are those big glass with the handle? 1479 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,560 Like measuring. 1480 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,920 Like a Kool-Aid container? 1481 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,420 No. 1482 00:49:58,420 --> 00:49:59,760 Chemistry. 1483 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,560 Like a beaker? 1484 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,240 No, I'm just thinking the regular graduated cylinder. 1485 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,400 The regular glass cup thing. 1486 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,440 A measuring cup? 1487 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,480 Yeah, like a measuring cup. 1488 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,520 A Purex. 1489 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,600 Oh, Pyrex. 1490 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,960 Oh, is it Pyrex? 1491 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:13,920 How do you know? 1492 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,160 Because I got them downstairs. 1493 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,600 I'm going to fact check that, too. 1494 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,920 How do you pronounce Purex? 1495 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,120 It's P-Y-R-E-X. 1496 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,400 It's Pyrexia. 1497 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,040 It's Pyrex. 1498 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,480 Right now, I'm so bitter at you guys 1499 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,000 for doing all these things without me 1500 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,200 that I'm going to challenge everything you say 1501 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,720 for the rest of this podcast. 1502 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,400 Well, you even went out and said, 1503 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,760 Ethan, my wife was calling this pulverly man, didn't you? 1504 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,360 Oh, of course I was. 1505 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:35,840 Yeah. 1506 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,320 Ha ha. 1507 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,160 Ha ha. 1508 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,280 And then everyone agreed to do this thing, OK? 1509 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,360 It wasn't just me. 1510 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:42,880 Oh, it was. 1511 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,480 Jeff, Chuck, Scott, and myself. 1512 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,520 But I'm the only one not invited to Colorado. 1513 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,480 I said it. 1514 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,480 I said everyone's welcome except for Sean. 1515 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:51,880 Yeah. 1516 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,160 No one even said anything. 1517 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,840 I was the one that was sending pictures. 1518 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,760 Was he good? 1519 00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,960 I was sending pictures trying to include you in our experience. 1520 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,360 And here you are taking it all negative. 1521 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,440 Mr. Butthurt. 1522 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,640 OK, first off. 1523 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,240 Instead of feeling good for us that we're enjoying it, 1524 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,400 you're enjoying life, we're enjoying life. 1525 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,800 And instead of being happy for us, you're all bitter. 1526 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,800 Like, oh, you guys should have waited for me, Mr. Selfish. 1527 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,640 Meanwhile, back in the Hall of Justice, 1528 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,440 I'm sitting on a deck with absolutely nothing to do. 1529 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,880 And I have the fastest internet I've ever seen in my life 1530 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,240 because I did Starlink, Elon Musk, whatever. 1531 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,280 So walk us through that whole program. 1532 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,200 No, and I'm talking about my Starlink. 1533 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,760 So Starlink, start from the beginning. 1534 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,560 Well, you did Three Girls in a Cup, you said, right? 1535 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,040 Do what? 1536 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,400 Three Girls in a Cup? 1537 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,800 Oh, that's Two Girls in a Cup. 1538 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,920 Well, yeah, but you said three. 1539 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,440 Oh. 1540 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,120 Help me here. 1541 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,160 What are we talking about? 1542 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,480 So you wanted the Starlink. 1543 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,760 And walk me through the process of how you get it. 1544 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,960 So you find out what it is because I was like, hey, 1545 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,680 man, you should get Starlink from you. 1546 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,320 So we have HughesNet up at this cabin. 1547 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,080 You have no other internet options. 1548 00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,280 And HughesNet sucks. 1549 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,200 It's slow, and you have very limited data. 1550 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,400 And if you have family members that come up that stream shit, 1551 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,320 it's like you wake up in the morning and says, 1552 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,600 your data's all gone. 1553 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,480 You're going to have to buy another token. 1554 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,480 We literally spent $200 in tokens 1555 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,200 when we stayed there for a week. 1556 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,560 Well, HughesNet knows this. 1557 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,600 There is no other option. 1558 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,320 We can do what we want. 1559 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:19,820 Exactly. 1560 00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:21,600 Well, there is another option now. 1561 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,440 Elon Musk came along and launched a billion low-orbit 1562 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,360 satellites. 1563 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,120 And Starlink is fast as shit, man. 1564 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,040 And it's super easy to set up. 1565 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,920 And boom, now suddenly all of our internet concerns 1566 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,280 went away, bandwidth, speed, you name it. 1567 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,600 And I can turn it off. 1568 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,400 You have to do it in one month increments. 1569 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,360 Before we get into that, let's talk about the apparatus, 1570 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,280 the hardware that you have to have to do this. 1571 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,880 Let's take a dish, satellite dish. 1572 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,760 So it is a little tripod-looking thing with a square. 1573 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,280 It's weird. 1574 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,160 It's a white square dish. 1575 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:02,240 And for one thing, I didn't do a permanent setup 1576 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,920 because I want to bring it in. 1577 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,960 I just put it on the deck where there 1578 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,560 was an open view of the sky and ran the cord through the window, 1579 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,640 propped open the screen, and plugged it 1580 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,240 into the router inside the house. 1581 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,840 And the thing goes, unh, unh. 1582 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,960 I was like, damn. 1583 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,920 Oh, it builds on itself. 1584 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:20,880 That's tight, man. 1585 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,960 It was so cool. 1586 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,600 We were sitting on the deck, and it was 1587 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,880 searching for obstructions. 1588 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,280 It was measuring the sky and stuff. 1589 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,440 But we didn't know what it was going to do. 1590 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,480 So we're just sitting out there talking all of a sudden. 1591 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:35,480 We're like, it was like a creepy robot movie type. 1592 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,880 Anyway, pretty cool, man. 1593 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,080 Fast as shit. 1594 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:38,760 Fast as shit. 1595 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,320 So now you've got the hardware set up. 1596 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,760 Now you've got the speed of the internet. 1597 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,040 Now as far as the service itself, 1598 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,440 you mentioned it's like $200 a month. 1599 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,760 So there's different packages. 1600 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,320 If you live up there full time, you 1601 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,720 can do a package where it's $120 a month. 1602 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:56,560 And it's like meant to be on all the time, permanent outside, 1603 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,440 whatever. 1604 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,440 But if you're like an RV person, or you go up to a cabin 1605 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,600 like once, one month a year, or one week a year, 1606 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,280 you do the mobile package, which is $150 a month. 1607 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,800 But you can turn it off. 1608 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,080 You can pause it. 1609 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,120 So you pay for it for a month. 1610 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,720 You use it for the week you're there, and you just pay $150. 1611 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,760 That's it. 1612 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,520 That's it. 1613 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,320 So you're not paying $150 every month when it's not being used. 1614 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:21,920 That's good. 1615 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,680 And what you would probably want to do 1616 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,080 is like if you have a like in my situation, 1617 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,440 I'll be there the first week. 1618 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,120 My brother will come up the second week. 1619 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,560 I mean, we did that before because we're caring for my mom 1620 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,560 and we needed to like rotate. 1621 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,120 Somebody needed to be there with them. 1622 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,720 But we could swing it so that, hey, man, I'm 1623 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:40,080 going to turn it on this month. 1624 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,800 So if you guys want free internet 1625 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,800 or help me pay for the $150, whatever, you could do that too. 1626 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,600 But anyway, it's a nice option. 1627 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,680 And then they have a third package, which is mobility. 1628 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:57,200 So you literally can be moving on a boat, moving in an RV, 1629 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,080 and it will work. 1630 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,160 I don't know how it works. 1631 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,800 But in my situation, it has to be stable, like not moving. 1632 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,720 But you can still pause it. 1633 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,600 Anyway, so I have three different packages. 1634 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,320 Very impressive. 1635 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,600 Well, I told you earlier that I was 1636 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,080 hesitant to go up there and work just because he's 1637 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,720 that was so sketchy. 1638 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:18,120 And I wouldn't want to be up there 12 hours away and go, 1639 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,200 fuck, now what? 1640 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,520 Well, and that happened. 1641 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,720 So my brother and his wife were up there, 1642 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,360 and they were like, oh, this isn't working. 1643 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,480 And they had to drive down to someplace, 1644 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,640 like where the community center was, and they parked 1645 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,920 and kind of tied into their internet. 1646 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,320 But still sketchy. 1647 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,560 I mean, if you're going to work up there, 1648 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,080 you can't have a conference call and suddenly, eww. 1649 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:43,920 So anyway, it's a very nice, it's a very nice option. 1650 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,000 Anyway, why are we talking about the Starlink? 1651 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,400 Oh, because I was telling you, I was bored as hell, man. 1652 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,800 I'm sitting on the deck getting all these pictures 1653 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,000 and going, I'm going to have some fun with this. 1654 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,480 Texting, texting, texting, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 1655 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,880 Yeah, and he's had a picture which 1656 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,680 was actually had a nice backdrop. 1657 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,080 And Jeff called a total of the week. 1658 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,120 I didn't share that. 1659 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,800 Oh yeah, I was having Modelo on the deck. 1660 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,080 Yeah, I didn't share that. 1661 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,280 But do you have any bourbon out there? 1662 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,400 I brought some Henry McKenna with me. 1663 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,000 I don't have any now, but I'll take some. 1664 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,560 Was it a tenure or the regular? 1665 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,560 No, it was a regular. 1666 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:19,560 Well, you saw that Bud Light is lost again. 1667 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,240 What it lose. Two months in a row. 1668 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:24,440 In terms of the number one selling during the night case. 1669 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,400 Yeah, it lost by a lot, actually. 1670 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,600 By two Modelo. 1671 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,440 Oh yeah. 1672 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,040 Yeah, I heard the numbers are creeping up 1673 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:33,000 into the 30s now of year over year. 1674 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,320 Yeah, they're not going to get those folks back. 1675 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,440 No, it's done. 1676 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,000 I mean, now they're laying off people at the contractor. 1677 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,480 Did you see the CEO? 1678 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,200 It's the factories, the bottle manufacturing plants 1679 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,640 are kind of like laying off those people. 1680 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,480 Awful, right? 1681 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,800 You know, it's one thing to boycott a beer 1682 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,080 because they've made a mistake and stuff, 1683 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,240 but now it's impacting people's jobs. 1684 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,160 And because they have not come out 1685 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,440 and fucking done the right thing, which is apologize. 1686 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,600 I think that CEO, I think the CEO, 1687 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,640 the executive folks need to leave. 1688 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,200 Yep, they need to cut them. 1689 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,480 And the CEO here in the last couple of days 1690 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,480 has said, he goes, you're impacting 60,000 people 1691 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,080 or whatever it is. 1692 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,600 Fuck you, you're the one that impacted 60,000 people. 1693 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,120 And he says, don't take it out on them, take it out on me. 1694 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:18,960 Okay, then fucking resign. 1695 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,800 It's my fault. 1696 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,720 And I'm just thinking, well, how can the average consumer 1697 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,360 take it out on you? 1698 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,680 Okay, nothing's going to happen to you. 1699 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,840 If he was a courageous guy, he'd go, 1700 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,400 the buck stops with me, I screwed up, I'm alive. 1701 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,640 I may not have been a Whitman, don't even say that. 1702 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,360 Take accountability, right? 1703 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,520 Whatever happened was on my watch. 1704 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,360 And he has said that. 1705 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,120 And he needs to say, don't take it out 1706 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,680 on the hardworking Bud Light people 1707 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,480 who care about America and they are, 1708 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,200 they bleed red, white, and blue. 1709 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,240 I'm gonna step down and I want you 1710 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,440 to please come back to Bud Light. 1711 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,640 That would make a difference. 1712 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,600 Well, he said that, except he's not stepping down. 1713 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,920 Yeah, well, step down. 1714 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,440 He's not taking accountability. 1715 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,080 No, he's not, and people know it. 1716 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,600 And then they keep doing these bullshit patriotic, 1717 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,480 over the top things and people are like. 1718 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,320 It's not gonna work. 1719 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,160 It's not gonna work. 1720 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,000 That's not gonna work. 1721 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,200 They need to just, first of all, cut his hair off, 1722 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,600 take all his clothes off, and let him walk 1723 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,840 through the street with the big person behind him. 1724 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,680 You want him to go game. 1725 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,320 Shame, shame, shame, shame. 1726 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,480 He can throw some poop at him. 1727 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,480 Kaleidoscope. 1728 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,480 Kaleema. 1729 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,400 Rip his heart out. 1730 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,200 I wasn't sure where you were going with that last one. 1731 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,680 I thought we switched to Indiana Jones. 1732 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,280 We did, we did. 1733 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,440 So, you know what, fuck him. 1734 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,840 I don't really, I mean, I feel bad 1735 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,600 with people who lost their jobs, but you know what? 1736 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,080 It's just like anything else, man. 1737 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,080 You work for a company, there are repercussions for. 1738 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,440 If the leadership makes a bad decision, people suffer. 1739 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,600 I know my company does. 1740 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,560 If they make a bad decision, we lose money, 1741 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,360 I have to do layoffs. 1742 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,880 I could be impacted by layoffs. 1743 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,640 Biden's making tons of mistakes right now, 1744 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,320 and we're paying the toll. 1745 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,160 And so think about this. 1746 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,160 All right, so they don't wanna say anything right now 1747 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,240 because they don't wanna alienate the trans community, 1748 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,720 blah, blah, blah, and I'm thinking, okay, 1749 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,040 at this point, the numbers are real. 1750 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:08,880 Right. 1751 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,800 The losses are real, your market share is real, 1752 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,160 the loss in the stock price is real. 1753 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,600 You need to. 1754 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,760 You need to. Take a side at this point. 1755 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,600 Make a decision. 1756 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,560 You want this small. 1757 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,200 The 3%, yeah, the 3%. 1758 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,040 Point three. 1759 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,880 Point three, yeah, whatever it is, not even. 1760 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,160 They need to say, yeah, we should not have partnered 1761 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,720 with that person, and yes, you're gonna be upset with us, 1762 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,400 but we weren't being true to our real customers, 1763 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,400 and this is the decision we're gonna cut all ties 1764 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,720 with that bullshit. 1765 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,600 Yeah. 1766 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,440 That's what they have to do. 1767 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,280 They have to do that. 1768 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,240 And then they will, the trans community will go 1769 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,320 fucking ballistic. 1770 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,720 Oh, it'll sound like. They already have. 1771 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,160 They sound like they'll be the vast majority 1772 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,240 because they're gonna be so loud. 1773 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,080 Oh, they're gonna be super loud. 1774 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,920 That's why people. 1775 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,240 It's gonna be all over the social media, 1776 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,600 and Dylan Mulvaney was already like, 1777 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,440 I can't believe they didn't stick with me. 1778 00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,480 Me, me, me. 1779 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,320 Yes. 1780 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,140 Me. 1781 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:01,980 Me. 1782 01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:02,820 I mean, really? 1783 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,660 Really? 1784 01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:04,500 That's what it is. 1785 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,340 They're so loud. 1786 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:06,600 Get back in your tub and go drink a Miller Lider. 1787 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,440 That group is so loud. 1788 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,880 What's that, Dylan Mulvaney? 1789 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,280 Dylan. Dylan Mulvaney. 1790 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,520 They're so loud that they seem like they're a big group. 1791 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,600 But they're not. 1792 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,720 They're not. 1793 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:20,720 You know, but I'm disturbed by the campaign 1794 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,360 that Dylan Mulvaney was pushing, and I'm disturbed. 1795 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,800 What, life as a girl? 1796 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,720 Well, like the little 60-year-old girl, 1797 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,360 the 60-year-old girl dancing around in the hotel room, 1798 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,000 thinking life is grand. 1799 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,840 I know. 1800 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,000 I'm gonna make it. 1801 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,800 Come on, I mean, it's over the top. 1802 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,180 You sounded just like him. 1803 01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,040 I did, and there was also the- 1804 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:42,880 Did you practice that? 1805 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,560 The Gay Pride parades that they were doing. 1806 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,560 We're gay, we're here to stay, 1807 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,160 we're gonna, we're coming after your children. 1808 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,200 You know, did you hear that? 1809 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,040 Yes. 1810 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,320 We're coming after your children. 1811 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,920 But they're just doing it to make the news, 1812 01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,760 and to aggravate. 1813 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,200 But it's consistent, so. 1814 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,520 I think aggravate is a big part of it. 1815 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,860 Oh, they're just trying to- 1816 01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,800 They're pushing the buttons. 1817 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,640 Absolutely. 1818 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,440 They want people to freak out about them. 1819 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,280 Right. 1820 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,480 They're taking it to them. 1821 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,680 That's what the trend is. 1822 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,840 Well, they're gonna lose. 1823 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,800 Systematically. 1824 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,640 I mean, because look, eventually, 1825 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,480 I mean, and here's where you've got that little bar graph 1826 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,300 that shows up. 1827 01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:25,480 You've got the left that wants to control things, 1828 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,120 to make it so that you don't have a leg to stand on 1829 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:31,320 to fight them, and then you have the option 1830 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,640 to make your own decisions in life. 1831 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:34,480 Right. 1832 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,680 You know, and the left wants to slowly but surely 1833 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,640 defeat your decisions to do shit in life. 1834 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,680 And I think that's kinda hand in hand with what's going on. 1835 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,380 You know what's sad, though? 1836 01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:49,380 There are gay, and lesbian, and trans, 1837 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,160 you know, all those letters, 1838 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:55,200 of people that are going, why are we doing this? 1839 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,620 Like, why are you guys acting like that in that parade? 1840 01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,440 Why is that appropriate in front of kids? 1841 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,320 I mean, they're a rational thinker. 1842 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,440 Look, there are. 1843 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,480 And guess what? 1844 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,440 We don't care. 1845 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,720 Like, we've talked about this. We don't. 1846 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,120 We don't care. 1847 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,400 However you wanna live your life, 1848 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,920 whatever kinda partner you wanna have, that's great. 1849 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,840 I mean, and I find it so refreshing 1850 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,600 when I see somebody on Fox News who's a gay man 1851 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,960 or whatever, and they're like going, 1852 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,600 yeah, I'm part of this, 1853 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,920 and I'm not on board with what they're doing. 1854 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,760 Right. 1855 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,400 And we're like, well, thank you, 1856 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,800 because it isn't your sexual presentation 1857 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,680 or orientation or whatever, preference. 1858 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,880 We don't care. 1859 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,700 But we don't want that happening, 1860 01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:37,400 and we like that you agree with that. 1861 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:38,400 Because we're not crazy. 1862 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,360 We're not hateful. 1863 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,480 The word is, we're not hateful. 1864 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,200 But we have friends that are gay. 1865 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,040 Yeah, I do. 1866 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,440 I got plenty. 1867 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,280 First of all, we have a lot of friends that are gay. 1868 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,200 There are gay people that, 1869 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,360 I'm gonna call them cool, 1870 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,920 and it's not because they think like me 1871 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:54,760 or anything like that. 1872 01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,720 It's just because they're tame. 1873 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:57,560 Yeah. 1874 01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:58,920 They live within the system. 1875 01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,760 Yep. 1876 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,640 And then you have these other type 1877 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,240 that like to push their, 1878 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,800 I don't even wanna say it's an agenda, 1879 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,640 because it's not. 1880 01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,440 It's just like, they're gay, 1881 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,120 and so they want to be more flamboyant. 1882 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,240 Yeah, it's an overtness. 1883 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,080 They have a tendency to take sexuality, 1884 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,400 and just because they're gay, 1885 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,360 they feel that they have the authority 1886 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,200 to make it uncomfortable. 1887 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,840 To do things that straight guys can't do. 1888 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,280 I don't have the authority to go over to your wife 1889 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,760 and grope her, 1890 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,280 but gay guys do. 1891 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,000 I mean, some gay guys do. 1892 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:35,840 And I'm just like, 1893 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,920 why do you get to do that? 1894 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:39,760 Yeah, why is that okay? 1895 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,160 I disagree with that a thousand percent. 1896 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,920 And I've told that with some of the gay guys 1897 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,480 that I've hung out with the past. 1898 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,440 And look, I've had roommates that were gay 1899 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,160 and with their boyfriends 1900 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,120 and one of their gay sisters 1901 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,520 that didn't turn out to be gay. 1902 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,200 She was gay, but she wasn't gay, 1903 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,080 but then she went gay, 1904 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,280 but it doesn't matter. 1905 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,120 They were. 1906 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,440 My point is, 1907 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,680 he and I used to go round and round. 1908 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,320 I was just like, dude, there's no, 1909 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,760 just be gay. 1910 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,880 I mean, who gives a fuck? 1911 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,480 You don't have to go around and sexualize things. 1912 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,520 Just be gay, have a relationship, 1913 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,680 but be normal. 1914 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,160 I mean, you're normal. 1915 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,360 But you know what's interesting? 1916 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,560 You'll meet gay couples 1917 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,680 where one is flamboyant, like two guys, 1918 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,880 one is totally flamboyant, in your face, obnoxious, 1919 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,360 and the other one's like, you would never know. 1920 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,720 He was just like us. 1921 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,600 There's a difference between being flamboyant 1922 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,200 and just outright obnoxious. 1923 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,040 I totally agree. 1924 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,000 And that is my point. 1925 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,560 And there's boundaries for everyone. 1926 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,960 Well, that's just it. 1927 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,840 Boundaries for everyone. 1928 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:42,680 I don't understand. 1929 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,840 Doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is. 1930 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,840 I don't understand why certain folks 1931 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,800 can't figure out what those boundaries are. 1932 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,120 If I have boundaries, Jeff has boundaries, 1933 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,480 we all have boundaries, 1934 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,080 and we're learning them all the time. 1935 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,360 And when I say boundaries, I'm saying, like you just said, 1936 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,960 the example of interacting with other people, right? 1937 01:04:58,960 --> 01:04:59,800 There's no reason why they- 1938 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,720 Well, your actions- 1939 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,560 But also parades. 1940 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,880 There are boundaries in parades. 1941 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,280 Well, I think a good example is that- 1942 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,560 That your ding-dong hit little girls in parades. 1943 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,400 I think that's wrong. 1944 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,240 I think it is wrong. 1945 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,320 It hit someone? 1946 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,520 Well, I mean, they were like, four feet. 1947 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,720 The guy's helicoptering? 1948 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,760 Oh, well, I think a perfect example 1949 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:22,520 is this guy, Tranny, who was at the White House. 1950 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:23,360 Right. 1951 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,720 And he said, we need to take his shirt off. 1952 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,640 Go topless. 1953 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,480 Yeah. 1954 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,360 Boundaries. 1955 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,080 I mean, there are just social norm boundaries. 1956 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:30,920 Especially at the White House. 1957 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,760 You know where you're at. 1958 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,600 Oh, my God. 1959 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,440 Why would I go? 1960 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,280 I'm at the White House. 1961 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:38,080 I'm gonna treat that with utmost respect. 1962 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:38,920 Yes. 1963 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:39,760 Totally not. 1964 01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,160 And they missed the mark on it. 1965 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,360 Missed it. 1966 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,520 Totally. 1967 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,320 I think all of it's missing the mark. 1968 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:50,320 And this Dudes Like Us show isn't supposed to 1969 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,360 project that we are disagreeing with gay people. 1970 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,200 Because we don't. 1971 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,040 We don't give a shit. 1972 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:56,880 We love gay people. 1973 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:57,700 No, no, we can disagree. 1974 01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:58,540 Lots of gay people love us. 1975 01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:00,800 What I don't want to project is that we're hateful. 1976 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:01,640 Oh, no, not at all. 1977 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,200 We do not hate gay people. 1978 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,000 We don't hate anybody. 1979 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,840 Right? 1980 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,200 I mean, I know we're cutting up 1981 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:10,120 and we make cliche jokes and shit like that. 1982 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,720 But at the end of the day, we do not hate anybody, 1983 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,520 but we don't agree with behavior. 1984 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,160 Yeah, and it's the behavior. 1985 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,040 It's behavior that's appropriate, it's inappropriate. 1986 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,880 And I think that that's really what. 1987 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,720 For anybody. 1988 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,000 Well, there's not a set of rules. 1989 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,320 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I get my own rules. 1990 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,160 Right. 1991 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,000 Like, you know what, oh, I'm gay, 1992 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,600 I get to go into the women's bathroom. 1993 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,360 I'm gay, I get to take my pants off 1994 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,720 and show my dick to little kids. 1995 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,800 I'm gay, I get to do this and that. 1996 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,920 When did that become good? 1997 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,120 Like a positive thing. 1998 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,440 We would not allow that for any heterosexual man. 1999 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,480 I think that's a small, we talk about it, 2000 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,480 that's a small subset of the gay community. 2001 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,200 That's a small subset. 2002 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,440 I would agree with that. 2003 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,920 Well, I'm not disagreeing with it, 2004 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:55,920 but I will tell you that. 2005 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:56,880 But the most vocal. 2006 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,600 And the most visible. 2007 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,440 Which makes them. 2008 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,800 They're loud and vocal, but again, 2009 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,080 the gay community is small, 2010 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,880 then you have this even smaller subset 2011 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,120 who is into this shit. 2012 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,440 They fuck it up for everybody. 2013 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,280 They do. 2014 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:09,800 It's no different than the woke mob. 2015 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,680 And they're starting to get pushback, 2016 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,240 the gay community is starting to push back, 2017 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,440 going, wait a minute. 2018 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:18,480 We've spent all of these years to build acceptance 2019 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,960 for the lesbians, gays, the bi's. 2020 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,000 Credibility, respectability. 2021 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,520 And this tea over here is ruining things. 2022 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,720 Yeah, they're making people go, 2023 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,680 yeah, we're not for that. 2024 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:30,520 Correct. 2025 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,640 And it's when they pull in the kids 2026 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,040 is where they cross the lines. 2027 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,880 I agree. 2028 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,160 I know. 2029 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,480 And that's a relatively new thing over the last few years. 2030 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,320 And I don't get it. 2031 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,160 And I don't know why they went that way. 2032 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,440 And it kind of goes into the discussion we had earlier 2033 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,600 about the, what the hell movie that we just talked about, 2034 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:53,000 Sound of Freedom, the whole sex trafficking of kids. 2035 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,760 There's a lot of people out there who are into that shit. 2036 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,480 That is just, I find that unfathomable. 2037 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,280 And I don't care who you are, you should be against it. 2038 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,120 Yes. 2039 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,360 It doesn't matter. 2040 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,240 There, it shouldn't be a person on the planet 2041 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,720 who isn't against that. 2042 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,560 I think they're good. 2043 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,120 I think that's the next step to try to normalize. 2044 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,640 Yeah, minor attracted. 2045 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,480 Correct. 2046 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,480 Yeah, that minor attracted thing was kind of crazy. 2047 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,880 I mean, in the early 70s, late 70s, 2048 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,520 minor attraction was, back then it was gay people. 2049 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,600 Just the fact that they were gay, 2050 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,040 that was the tone back then. 2051 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:33,200 Or that was the diagnostic statistics personality disorder. 2052 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,360 Now it's the minor attractive is a disorder. 2053 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,480 They're just trying to normalize it. 2054 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,920 Just like you said, it's just a statement. 2055 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,880 So we talked about smokewagon. 2056 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,840 We did not talk about, 2057 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,360 and I know we don't have time now, but. 2058 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,320 Sonos. 2059 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,160 No, trail. 2060 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,640 Oh, the Texas Trail. 2061 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,600 Five Trail. 2062 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,560 Five Trail, yeah, the Coors Light. 2063 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:52,400 The Coors Light one. 2064 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,680 So that was, well, Coors, that was the bourbon we had 2065 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,680 in the previous podcast that we forgot to get to. 2066 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,880 Anyway, so we'll have to touch on that in a future time. 2067 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,320 We'll have it again. 2068 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,280 Well, dudes, I guess it's 7-Eleven. 2069 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,520 Enjoy those slurpees while you can. 2070 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,120 You got another hour. 2071 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:06,960 Slobbing up. 2072 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:07,800 Dudes, I guess. 2073 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:11,920 Thank you for the producer, Mr. Austin. 2074 01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:12,760 Dudes, I guess I'm Sean. 2075 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,600 I'm Paul. 2076 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:14,440 And I'm Jeff. 2077 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:38,440 Good night everybody.