I did not know that.
So the Dallas Stars got bounced.
They bounced really messy.
They went to the last play.
So they were right at the very end.
Yeah they were.
Final Four was a messy series though.
It was swapping.
You know consider that they had beat them all season long and then went into this one
and they had some really bad games.
What is it called?
Is it Viking something?
What do you call it?
The Golden Knights.
What is the old Vegas Golden Knights?
And they won.
They beat the Florida Panthers right?
You know when I was in Vegas I saw the Sphere.
Yeah it was not on though.
No it wasn't but when we were leaving they were testing it maybe and there were some
images or something on it but I really couldn't see.
The power of that thing is supposed to be like amazing from the outside with all the
lights and images.
But it looks interesting.
One of those things where if you can make it concert or something like that I think
it would be pretty cool to go see it.
June 13th I guess the second half of our podcast we're dipping into a new bourbon.
We've got fun fantastic topics that are popping up right now and I've got a buzz.
You just shot like the entire two ounces of that last one that was 124 proof.
It just hit me all of a sudden.
We ended podcast and you had basically a full glass sitting in front of you.
I really don't understand why that happened.
I drove all day.
I just wasn't I have to work up to the stuff.
So yeah you pounded it and now you're drunk.
Yeah I'm reaping the foods of my labor.
My actions.
Well anyway so.
But the second half one is not a new one.
We're going back to the well.
Yeah we're dipping in for those dudes like listeners out there that we procure bourbons
every week and we add them to our collection.
Once the bourbons get depleted we take the remainder of the bottle we dump it into the
Art Infinity bottles.
And we build that up we've got a we've got a four one gallon containers.
We were about two thirds not more into the first gallon.
So it's the first one.
But I tell you that's a lot of bourbon in there.
It's a lot of bourbon.
Yeah it's a lot of bourbon.
We we we we did partake last podcast was it the last or the one before I think it was
really good.
It was very tasty.
It was very good.
I can't I still can't separate whether we have an emotional attachment to the to how
good it is or whether it's like really really good.
No it's good.
I think it is too.
I think we do we still have the little bottles that Stan gave us anywhere.
Oh I have no idea because I'd like to give him a little bit of that Chattanooga that
we had last week as he says he liked it.
We all were just like it's crap.
Where are those bottles.
I don't know.
We have to look for them.
Oh I gave them to one of you guys because we had them here for samples.
Oh the gallon bottles.
No no no the ones that Stan gave.
Yeah they're here in the house somewhere.
OK.
They may be.
They may be in our cabinet somewhere.
Well maybe just get a Travis delight or a little small one.
Yeah anyway it's just a little for an ounce half an ounce maybe.
Yes.
Yeah he was really surprised that he that we didn't like it collectively.
Yeah and that'd be good to take him some because sometimes you get a bad bottle.
Yeah a single barrel right.
Sometimes you get a bad one.
But I'd like to give.
Yeah I wasn't really impressed with that Chattanooga.
No I was not at all.
Again it was the Sharpie the Sharpie overtones.
That's exactly what it was though it had some sort of chemical.
I don't know it was weird.
It's like they stained the interior of the oak barrel first.
Right.
Oh sorry we weren't supposed to do that.
Right.
Fuck it just do it.
Right.
No one will notice.
Dudes like us notice.
We have cancer now.
All three of us.
There you go.
Very rare.
Yeah but this one this bourbon here is a unicorn one of our unicorns we got.
I don't even know how.
I didn't even realize that.
Yeah how did we get this.
Was it a text and then we went and got it.
But I don't know where this came from.
It's when you were circling Total Wine waiting for a text.
Or did we get this on a Wednesday morning.
I think we got this off points at Liquor Kane.
Ah I thought maybe we did.
That's how we got this.
That's how we did it.
I believe you.
Yeah this is.
This is Weller 12 year.
He's the elephant.
Yeah.
Shit somehow.
This is Weller 12 year and it's only 90 proof and Sean you picked this one right.
He did.
I did.
Fuck it.
You know we need to get through it.
Plus I was 12 year.
I'm like it's Weller's 12 year.
It's black label.
Let's get it.
I've got the I think I got the red label on my house right.
No it's here.
Let's give another one.
I have another one.
No.
But again doesn't it taste very diluted.
I haven't tasted yet.
It's not diluted.
It's good.
Don't get me wrong it's good but it's like it's got no burn.
No Paul nailed it.
It's diluted.
For all those dudes like us listeners out there if you're wondering how bourbon.
You're right.
They dial it back when it comes out of the barrel you know it's hot.
It comes in at shit may come at 130 may come at 140.
Yeah.
They dial it back.
But in and we asked flat out how do you do that.
They were like well we add water.
Well they you did.
You went to the Jack Daniels distillery.
You asked that question.
It was actually a wild turkey.
It was wild turkey.
Yeah.
Because I was like you have the 101 how do you have come out with the 80.
Oh we just put more water in it.
And I was like oh.
That's no fun.
I know I was like so disappointed.
And it was like at the end of the tour and everybody was kind of walking off and I kind
of was like had a lingering question at the end and no one else heard the answer or the
question and I just stood there going oh they walked away.
They were like what idiot.
Yeah he was like close that.
What are you doing.
The hell's wrong with you.
Yes.
So there's 90.
That's how they make their barrels last longer as well.
They get more bottles.
And it makes it palpable.
Is that the right word palpable.
Palpable.
Well it's more user friendly.
Yeah I mean most people don't.
We're not they're not losers like us and we want 120 proof bourbons.
Well you can't drink that.
I mean you could sip on it.
Well we do drink it but you're not supposed to drink it like we do.
You're supposed to sip on it like we do at the podcast.
On a cube is perfect.
You're supposed to have like one.
But the 90 proof you can use that as a mixer.
You could have a few of them that night.
So it's not.
Yeah that's true.
It's like if you have a few of 125 proof.
Things go sideways.
Yeah you don't remember it.
You get fights.
You're in the midway theater yelling things.
Wrong theater.
No that's what you did.
Theater.
Wrong theater.
Pacific versus European theater.
Oh yes I see.
But it still didn't stop the way you get up.
It's still the axis.
I did not get up.
You don't remember that?
You even did a little march.
And you said fuck you.
Fuck that theater.
Going across the front of the theater.
And then like can somebody call security on.
Put it put it.
Where's the toilet?
And I was like Paul the bathroom's over there dude.
What's that?
I did fall asleep though.
You did and then you got up and you started high stepping.
I did not.
Because there was a big bomb and you said.
Hey.
F you.
Okay I didn't say that either.
I said yeah.
And I was like oh that hurt my head.
The poor mom behind me.
She fell back asleep.
She starts sheltering her kids.
Oh yeah.
It's okay.
Because she took them to midway.
Did you see the footage of the.
Your closed caption device like flung across the room.
Struck some old man.
I had a concussion from headbutting it.
There's a video of the new movie The Little Mermaid.
And people.
Stop.
That is Little Mermaid.
God that's horrible.
I mean actually it was good but it was horrible that you're doing it.
But anyway there was a fight during the movie of these women arguing.
Oh go on.
I got to hear more about this.
Okay you have the mic.
Go ahead.
And they.
I don't know what they were arguing about but the people behind them had their phone
out and they were like I'm getting my money back.
I'm not going to sit for this.
I'm going to get my money back.
And they're up there shoving and bitching at each other.
I got this chair.
In the middle of the movie.
At what?
This motherfucking ISD had sugar in it.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Were you saying there.
Were there two black women fighting in the theater?
No.
Nobody said anything about race.
You threw in like some sort of accent or something.
How is that accent related to race?
Because you were like I'm not something.
I don't know what you were saying.
How is that racist?
Hold on.
You thought hard about that.
You should have used the other option before you spoke.
I was doing like the Terminator you know possible responses.
What do I say?
Excuse me.
Paul this is the HR department for dudes like us.
We need for you to step aside and relinquish your microphone.
But that's what it was.
It was just.
Where the hell has the HR department been for the last two years then bro?
Yeah.
Dude they suck.
I mean seriously.
I'm so curious.
I don't know what they were fighting about because I think it picked up midstream right?
First off they could have been fighting about anything.
I mean like had.
But it was they were standing up in the middle of the movie.
It might be.
Exactly.
It may not have anything to do with the movie.
They might have been somebody knocked the other person's popcorn off.
They're black when they were coming back from the bathroom.
That's right.
They're definitely the Z's.
First off people fight about everything now.
Oh did you look at it wrong?
On airplanes.
I mean it's crazy.
Did you really just fart?
Something like that you know or they have to get up and go to the bathroom and be like
oh did you just kick my leg?
Yeah did you just look at my kid?
There wasn't a punch room there.
Oh yeah.
I mean it's unbelievable what people are fighting about nowadays.
I can't believe that you got a small popcorn.
Well Mr. Prediction you could go to YouTube and find the Little Mermaid theater fight.
So that was real.
So Little Mermaid they go to see the movie and then there's a fight.
So were people hospitalized?
I don't know.
Our society is completely falling apart man.
It is and it's ridiculous.
Uh oh.
We got an emergency alert.
Let's check it out here.
Child Abduction Amber Alert in Princeton.
That's right around the neighborhood.
Black 2014 Mercedes E3 license plate whatever.
Victim is a 14 year old black female.
Jamiro Strauder.
Who was the last seen wearing a gray sweatshirt, gray sweatpants with white stripe and black
house shoes.
Suspect is a 34 year old black male.
I'm wondering if some of these are like the father.
Alright let's listen to this over here.
So this is real.
Oh this is while the movie is going.
Yes that's what I was saying.
Mr. Producer is there audio on this?
By the way the graphics on the video look pretty great.
Oh I heard the refund.
We'll rewind it a little bit.
Why do I need a refund?
Because uh oh.
To my daughter to go see the Little Mermaid in Orlando and this happened.
I'm seeing videos like this all the time.
Oh I need a refund on my ticket.
No.
We're getting a refund because uh oh.
Why do I need a refund?
Because their movie experience is getting disrupted.
This is so sad.
What gets me is this is a kids movie.
They're probably there with their kids.
This is crazy.
This is a kids movie.
Whoa.
There you go.
Whoa.
Somebody else thought the same thing and she was there.
Yeah.
Now if you're in like a porno or something like that.
Johnny on the spot.
Go for it.
Oh sorry.
Jeff on the spot.
Yes.
You're absolutely right.
It really is disheartening though guys.
But shit like that happens all the time.
All the time.
You have stuff like that happens at baseball games for kids.
You've got junior league, little league.
You know.
Or soccer teams.
Attacking the umpire.
It's ridiculous.
All kinds of stories are going on.
Hell there was shit like that going on when my daughter was playing soccer.
I almost like took out an umpire.
Oh really?
Oh dude I was so pissed.
She had fallen because she collided with somebody and there were some shenanigans going on.
They pushed her on purpose but whatever.
It's a game.
It's soccer.
It's what happens.
She fell and broke her collarbone.
Oh no.
She was screaming bloody murder because obviously it hurt.
And he like whatever.
It got ugly.
He kicked me out of the game.
And I was like I'm not leaving.
You can call the cops.
Because you were protecting your daughter.
Yeah.
And I didn't do anything.
I wasn't out there to argue with the person that pushed her.
I wasn't arguing with the parents.
I was out there with my daughter.
Don't you try to fight the little girl that pushed your daughter down?
Did you punch her?
They all looked the same.
I couldn't do it.
Just shoved him down.
Threw a chair at her.
Body slam him.
I remember when Dawson was I don't know seven.
He was in a little tiny basketball game and there was this kid that was playing FFL for
like another football team.
And this kid is a total bully.
He's a football player.
He's a big you know just push you around beat you up.
Well he was doing the same thing in the basketball game.
Right.
Just knocking people over.
Well he knocks.
He shoves Dawson to the ground.
Shelley jumps up out of her seat.
Runs out onto the court.
Picks up Dawson.
And Dawson goes put me down.
He was so embarrassed.
Oh yeah.
By mama bear like taking control of the situation.
He was just like put me down.
So she put him down and she just like slinked back to her seat.
No she started like yelling at the ref and the coach because you know you got to get
this under control and you know someone's going to get hurt out here and blah blah blah.
She's done that multiple times.
Interesting trait.
She gets crazy.
Interesting trait.
I've seen that from someone else in her family.
Oh shut up.
And we all get crazy about our kids.
That's the thing.
If we see our kids get hurt or.
I never did that when Brandon broke his feet and everything.
Broke his feet.
Well I was sprained his ankle real bad.
It was close.
Well but it'd be different if he was like somebody hurt him.
Was it his toe?
Like somebody like deliberately took him out.
Pinky toe?
Well that's football.
You deliberately take people out.
Well you know what I mean.
Like a dirty hit.
He did.
He was getting punched in the balls.
Oh well you never saw that from him.
Sure senior year.
Some kid was.
Oh they do that all the time.
The balls.
There's all kinds of dirty shenanigans going on with sports events.
Kids do it.
Brandon got ahead enough of it.
Can you imagine you going out with your seniors in high school.
Well he's 6'5", 300 pounds.
Right and you run out on the field.
Don't you hit my boy in the balls.
Well Brandon took care of it.
Of course.
He picked the guy up and threw him on the ground.
And got a penalty.
And he got a penalty.
Yeah 15 yard penalty.
Coach almost threw him out of the game.
Benched his ass.
I applaud him for doing that.
You got to settle it.
You got to settle it out there.
Yeah.
He's a warrior.
Yeah he's telling me a lot.
He goes yeah he goes I've gotten to do almost a lot of fights during football.
Well they would go out there and they'd smack people in the nuts.
You know they'd go up there and just when you drive in you just take your hand off.
Well this kid could get around them.
Why don't they wear cups in football?
They just don't.
They're restrictive I guess.
I just don't understand that.
Well this kid could get around Brandon.
He was getting frustrated so he started.
I mean he was cold cocked and I mean the nuts.
How does Brandon not just go down when that happens?
They don't wear cups.
Well he said that he doesn't remember one of the drives that hurt so bad and he kept
playing.
Oh my God.
What happened to the days when you get hit in the nuts you just fall to the ground and
you're incapacitated?
Does the younger generation have some sort of immunity to intense testicle pain?
I think the football mindset has something to do with that.
But you know what I'm talking about?
Hopefully I'm not being like.
No the balls hurt today just like they did for us.
Yeah.
You got nailed in the balls it was over.
You fell to the ground and you flopped around for a while.
You needed a solid two minutes to recover.
Yeah.
So how was he not.
I don't know.
I asked him about it and we talked about it.
Well when you get hit in the nuts it's not always right away.
Sometimes it may take like 15 seconds and by that time you're back in the lineup and
all of a sudden you're in position and you're like oh my God.
Oh my God.
It is a delay.
It's so crazy.
At first you're like oh and you're like damn man come on.
And then people like laugh and live in.
You're like yeah.
And then you're like oh.
You know what's funny is you know what's funny is his head coach pulled him over.
He has a coach that gives head.
And said.
Oh God.
Did you inhale that?
What did you say?
What did Jeff just say?
His head coach his main coach at football pulled him over threatened to bench his ass
if he ever did something like that again.
His offensive line coach said come here he goes.
Do it again.
I saw what they were doing.
You're fine don't worry about it.
Just don't do it again.
Well don't get caught.
That's really what they're saying.
Don't get caught.
And this was this is an ex NFL football player.
Oh nice.
Oh that's the guy from the Giants right or the Texans I think.
He also played with Preston right?
Yeah he was the offensive line coach.
So anyway Preston speaks highly about him.
In fact you know he goes and visit him.
You know that guy that coach specifically that coach is he married someone that's got
a great inheritance and plus he gets a great package from the NFL.
So he says he buys a new truck every single year.
Damn.
And he says he doesn't he works up at the school because he enjoys it.
He doesn't need the money.
In fact he takes he says he takes the money from the school from the coach coaching program
they have there and he buys his truck with it every year.
That's where all the money goes.
Okay but the majority of the money comes from the wife's family money doesn't come from
the NFL.
He's ex-FINFL too.
Played the NFL for so many years I think.
Really and they give you that much money for life?
Well I mean how much money I don't know.
I don't know maybe they saved a bunch.
I don't know what.
I mean I know they make a lot when they're there.
I mean minimum like if you get a shitty salary you're making two hundred thousand a year.
So when you're done with the NFL do they like you're done you here's your final paycheck
see you or is there like just.
Those are your contract is like Tony Romo is probably still getting paid by the Cowboys.
Well no there is a pension.
Interesting.
There's a players association and you get a pension.
Yeah you do but I didn't think it was that great.
I mean I think I kind of feel bad for some of the older ones.
I will even say I'm gonna say Troy but I don't mean Troy and I'm talking about people from
his era.
Let's just say like like who was the go go back.
Go way back.
Oh yeah.
Way back.
I mean all those guys.
Refrigerator Perry or someone like that.
They were playing with like frickin leather caps and shit and they didn't go down.
Yeah so they don't get shit today.
Jim Thorpe.
Right.
But yes you're right.
In the 80s.
Yeah same.
I mean I don't know if they're still getting money.
John Matuszak.
Yeah you're bringing up great examples.
Marcus Allen.
No no keep going.
I'm sure you got.
John Matuszak.
I'm sure you got several thousand in your head that you're thinking of.
This could be a really long podcast.
Could be.
Detroit Lions wide receiver.
No I'm just Barry Sanders was a running back.
He was a running back.
He's been making more of an appearance.
Why what's he got in the last couple of years.
Like you know commercials and stuff.
Is he coming back.
No but he was he had a very.
Is he coming back.
I don't think so.
You know what I mean though.
He's been very visible.
I see him a lot.
Like in commercials and shit.
Alvin Harper.
That's why I was thinking for the Detroit.
Because Alvin Harper used to be with the Dallas Cowboys.
You know Alvin Harper wide receiver.
Number 80 I think.
I don't remember his number but he's when he went over to Detroit what ended up happening
with Alvin Harper which I thought was crazy was he the quarterback threw the ball so fucking
hard it went through his fingers and split the skin between his fingers.
That sounds fun.
You know and he was wearing gloves.
Can you imagine the power of that ball going in there so much that it split the little
webbing between your fingers.
And he couldn't do anything.
He had to have him taped together.
It was just fucked up.
There you go Alvin Harper.
Let's see if you can find that number.
He's number 80.
Number 80 for the Cowboys.
For the Cowboys yes.
You know I don't remember where he was for the Detroit Lions but in fact I don't see
him anywhere.
Who's the quarterback?
He played all over the place.
Was it Mitchell?
Was it Mitchell the quarterback?
Last day Mitchell?
In fact I don't want to see him on Detroit.
Of all the people we could be talking about historical NFL why the hell are we talking
about Mitchell and Alvin Harper?
Well you know I was actually I don't think it's Alvin Harper I'm referring to because
I don't know.
I thought it was Alvin Harper but I don't see him on their Detroit.
It was a wide receiver like that.
The reason why was because of the injury I thought was interesting because you can imagine
being like you know second slot third slot and you know you really you don't get very
far in the football.
Like Cole Beasley?
Yeah well perhaps and you get injured like that and you're out and you're like well
fuck man what am I gonna do for the rest of my life.
You know am I gonna do like Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials you know or am I gonna
get my toothpaste.
I mean what.
Remember Flip?
Flip?
Get the little Flip you know what was that guy's name?
The Flip the toothpaste thing.
Flip Wilson?
Yeah Flip Wilson you get the cap you take on and off it's a little flip thing for the
toothpaste which they still use today.
He was the spokesman for that?
Well that's but that he had commercials hey do the flip you know whatever.
Oh my gosh that's crazy.
You don't remember that?
No I don't.
I don't.
So running backs have an average of what five years in the NFL?
If that.
I mean.
I bet it's less than that.
So I bet Smith lost a lot.
There's so many guys that filter in and out.
I tell you what if I was a football player I would not want to be a running back.
You know the dynamic has changed a lot too.
That's what I mean.
There was a time where running backs were like the number one for using the perspective
of like scoring from like a fantasy football thing.
You know the big thing oh let's get a running back we need to get a running back and then
all of a sudden all we need to get it quarterbacks quarterbacks quarterbacks.
Now it's going to be now it's like wide receivers.
You know who are the heavy hitters because running backs have a tendency to split time
now because they now they have like two main running backs to split up the time so that
they they keep them fresh and then now you have like you have a heavy hitting running
back and then versus someone that's got some speed you know like you have goal line running
backs.
So it's like it's more diverse now.
It's not I don't think it was that diverse in the 1970s.
That's something in the last five years.
Well they don't last as long either.
And that's why they do the running back guy by committee because they're trying to limit
the number of carries and they're not trying to you know get the guys beat the shit out
of them right.
Well they don't.
Well some of them get paid still but it's seen as a bad investment by the NFL team like
the whole Zeke contract I think was terrible.
Yeah the Dallas Cowboys totally lost on that.
Never should have paid him that.
That was a horrible thing.
And plus it was a lot of weight on his shoulders too you know that little.
So is he gone.
They cut he's still on the team.
They cut his ass.
Oh that's right.
They did.
They cut him like four months ago.
No one's picked him up.
They're thinking that he may come back to the Cowboys at a vastly reduced amount.
No one he's a free agent.
So his contract no one has picked him up.
No one's picked him up because of his contract.
Yeah because he wants 40 million bucks a year or whatever it is.
Oh good Lord.
Someone's gonna pick him up.
It's not gonna be for that.
They're thinking he may come back to the Cowboys like I said but at a much reduced rate.
And that would seem fair.
It would seem extremely fair because look.
And then how motivated is he gonna be to run hard and get hit and is it worth it.
And you know it kind of takes the spirit out of being in the game.
I mean look.
Are you a competitor or you're not.
Yeah you're gonna play the game to be the best you can be or is it all about the Benjamins.
I agree but I would say nowadays it's more about I'm gonna get my money because you know.
I think that's.
I don't think there.
I think money should be a component of it.
However it shouldn't be like everything.
And I agree but I think these guys are they want their money.
Look what Tom Brady did.
The look what Patrick Mahomes did.
How they structured.
Tom Brady could have been the highest paid for years and years.
Oh easy.
And he wasn't.
He took pay cuts.
So they could bring people on to win.
Well he wanted to win.
So he wanted to maintain that salary cap to open it up for people.
And that's smart.
And I think Mahomes has done something similar.
It's only gonna make his value go up by doing that.
Right.
You know yeah.
Instead of taking 120 million dollars.
What was Tom Brady?
108?
112 million dollars a year?
It's still a shit ton of money.
Oh it's tough but you can drop it down shit man.
He can drop it down to 50 and open that salary cap up and get some huge talent.
Some fantastic receivers.
Some protection.
You know.
Right.
So they're working on the Joe Burrow contract now and they're hoping he goes the Tom Brady
Mahomes way to think of if he wants to stay and be successful do I ask for as much as
I can get?
Or should I say okay I'll take a little less so we can keep getting good free ages.
Smart Chase, T Higgins all these folks.
Yeah and pay the rest of.
Pay the rest of the team.
Right.
So they don't know.
I don't know man.
But they're working on that.
So you know.
And maybe it does depend on the position.
I mean like I was saying running backs can you know average five years so maybe they
want their money because they know they're not gonna be around a long time.
Right.
Quarterbacks last longer.
Right.
So maybe they can you know maybe they can afford.
That's a really stupid word.
Since they're all like getting crazy money but.
Right.
I don't know man.
I don't know.
I'll tell you that that I think absolutely money affects competitiveness.
Sure it does because I think Zeke once he got his huge contract was not as good.
That's right.
Immediately.
I remember Chris Johnson being kind of the same way with the Tennessee Titans.
Yeah he got it.
He got his big contract and he just was kind of you know kind of rolling over every time
he was about to get a big hit he just kind of lay down.
Right.
And then there's a big horse hair guy what's his name Derek Henry.
Derek Henry is a different breed.
He got paid yet.
He works hard.
He works hard and he's he he shows up early for you know the camps.
There's just different people like that.
Yeah he's he's different.
He's got a work ethic that is really unique but I will tell you he hasn't been as effective
on the on the field and I don't really understand why.
I think he's getting hurt.
I think he's right.
He's you're right.
I think he's just kind of body.
He's got beat up.
His body is starting to give out all through Alabama.
And however long he's been the NFL that that wears on you.
He's probably got maybe two good years left.
Well if that because his last year wasn't that good was it.
No it wasn't.
Who's who's to say he's going to bounce back this year.
I hear you.
He's still very effective but he can't take over games like he did before.
Right.
Well no one can get beat up like that.
I know.
I mean look at look at Earl Campbell.
He can't walk down.
I know those guys.
It's just you know you've got so many tickets you can cash in so many injuries he can do
and then you're just fucked man.
You're bed ridden.
You're you're wheelchair ridden.
You know it's just what it's about the quality of life.
That's one reason Brandon stopped.
Yeah.
He's like you know there are multiple reasons but that was one of them.
He's like I want to be able to walk when I'm 50.
My knees are already bugging me and I'm 20.
And there's you see more and more athletes that you know seem like they retire early.
Yep.
And I'm like hey man I get it.
I totally get it.
Yeah.
I mean they say that there is a crisis coming where a lot of parents are keeping their kids
out of football because I've been here enough for quite a few years.
I haven't seen the dip yet.
Yeah.
That's what I was going to ask.
I don't I guess I haven't seen it either because when Brandon was playing Peewee they were
saying that and that was 15 years ago.
Right.
It was it was long enough ago to where we would have seen.
So some of those kids or lack of kids would have matriculated up at this point.
Maybe there's so many kids out there.
There is.
I mean there's so many there's so many teams.
Football is still huge especially in Texas.
Right.
And remember the stars of college are the best of the best of the best of high school.
Correct.
The stars of the NFL are the best of the best of the best of college.
Correct.
So it to get to these levels of seeing really competitive good football a ton of kids could
never have joined.
Right.
And you wouldn't see a dip.
Right.
The kids that that who want to play are the good ones typically.
Right.
And they're going to and they see that as their ticket for success in life.
A viable career.
Right.
Well whatever.
I mean it's it's whatever.
I mean there are you could be the best player out there.
I'm not but stupid shit can happen like DeMar Hamlin for example.
I mean shit happens and you can get hurt.
You blow your knee out.
Look what happened.
Look what happened to the two last year.
I think he needs to quit.
Yeah.
So what exactly.
So he had like three concussions.
He had three concussions like three or four weeks.
Bad ones.
Right.
You know and that's where they knocked him out and they kept playing him.
Yeah.
He was stumbling around.
They let him.
Well they played against the Bengals when he shouldn't have and he just got flattened
and he was out and he was down for the count and they had to take him to the hospital
the whole nine years I believe.
That's right.
You know there's a big stink and he's still playing.
I think he and he's the one who did something to his hip when in college and it was bad
enough where it's like he may not even be able to walk again.
You know if you get hit and all this crap.
Yeah.
Any any one of them can take the freak hit.
Remember Bo Jackson.
Bengals ended his career.
Yeah.
So somebody grabbed his leg and he was lunging forward and it pulled his leg out of the
hip socket or something.
Bo Jackson was an incredible athlete.
And that was an ender right there.
Yeah.
That was against the Bengals.
Damn.
It gets you all proud.
Yeah.
Laughing a little bit.
Yeah.
We've taken out several legends.
Yeah.
So.
You shoot a buck with the Bengals.
That's right.
Bo Jackson.
He was a trip.
He was a stud man.
A big dude.
He played both baseball, Major League Baseball and NFL.
Who else did that?
We've got the the what the defender for the Dallas Cowboys.
Deion Sanders did it.
Deion Sanders.
He played with the Reds for a while.
Those are the only two that I know of.
There was another one that was a little more low key about it.
There was.
Michael Jordan.
Yeah.
Michael Jordan played football.
He played NBA.
But I don't think he played.
He didn't do that.
He didn't play Major League Baseball.
I think he was he was in the.
He was in the farm system.
Yeah.
I don't think you and he never really did that well.
He couldn't hit.
He could chase down fly balls, but he couldn't hit Deion Sanders.
Was it he's he's kind of he's very cocky, kind of an asshole, but he is an asshole.
He's talented.
Apparently.
I mean, how?
Yeah, he was at the University of Colorado.
Correct.
And so he's out there.
He's a coach.
He's the head coach of him, the head coach of their program.
And he like basically got rid of everybody.
And there was like a whole shit ton of kids that went into the transfer portal because
he was like, you're not going to be here.
You're not going to make the team.
So you might as well just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah, all the scholarship kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he he's building his hand picking his people, which I get it.
I mean, is he smart?
Is he the aptitude to do that?
Well, he did.
I don't know.
He did very well in what what division was he in Division three division?
It was a small school, Jackson State, and he turned that thing around and brought in
some top level players that would have normally gone to A&M or Auburn or those type of schools.
He got those students to go down there with him.
Oh, wow.
And they were winning the state champ or the national championship at that level.
So I didn't know that.
That's how he got his job at Colorado.
OK.
Well, you know, I'm not rooting against him.
I mean, talent has a lot to do with it.
It's a great opportunity.
What about his coaching skills?
All right.
That's that's the question.
Oh, that's what I don't know.
As a player, that boy can he was super fast.
He could jump and he had I mean, he's not a big guy.
He's not a big guy at all.
Right.
But he can.
I thought it was amazing when he was he was playing both directions.
I was excited to watch the Cowboys play because he was playing both ways.
Right.
No homo.
It was just it was kind of cool.
I enjoyed it.
You got a we had a Pat Robertson just passed away, didn't he?
He did last week, I believe.
Yeah, he was like 90 something years old.
Yeah, we had a number of he ran for high profile.
Yeah, he ran for president back in the 80s.
OK, I do believe right after Reagan.
So you had was he part of the 700 club or so?
Yeah, he started the 700 club.
OK, 1980.
And that was like a religious based.
It was a TV show like every Sunday for like four hours.
The 700 club was on.
Actually it was on every day.
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, 700 they have the 700 club channel.
So I mean, I'm not saying he was on there every single day.
But yeah, still on as far as I know.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Kind of like a news program for I never really watched.
I saw a little it appeared to be almost like a news program
with a religious slant slant into it.
That makes sense.
This is how it kind of appeared.
Yeah.
Yeah, it kind of reminds me of accurate.
But that's what that's right, because they did talk.
They did talk.
So he didn't Pat Robertson was not a fan of Donald Trump.
You know, he didn't like speak horrible about it.
But I do know that he he didn't speak highly about him.
I remember exactly what he said.
But he kind of led the the hate mongering GOP against Trump.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, we've had some big deaths.
Pat Robertson was one of them.
We had we've been meaning to get to some of these.
Yeah.
And maybe maybe Mr. Producer could pull up
some examples of the big one.
I think everyone is aware of his Tina Turner.
Yeah, it was a big one.
Right.
She hits just telling.
I was never a fan back in the 80s,
because I was 15, 16, and I didn't care for the music
at all.
Right.
Her music at the time.
You know, she's got quite the life story, too.
She's married to a gentleman that would abuse her,
beat her, you know, and he had a huge cocaine problem.
Yeah, she got she dwarfs him.
Yeah, but she's a stud, too.
I mean, you see her during her shows.
I mean, she's she works out.
She's one healthy bitch.
And she'd get up there and sing and dance
and just have a frickin blast.
She was a hell of an entertainer.
I remember that outfit right there with the silver dress,
her legs.
I remember a lot of the she was probably in her 50s there.
Yeah.
And I just remember I don't know if it was my mom
or my sister going, look at those legs.
I mean, what are the songs that she sings
that took a good job in the city?
Proud Mary.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
every night and day.
That's a remake.
That was a that was probably one of her most popular
was one of her top popular songs as far as like dancing
and get people excited.
Round up.
Oh, it's just people loved it.
She did good.
The gay community loved it.
The trans community seemed like one of their top songs.
They used to get out there and sing.
I don't know that that matters.
But she's not like I was originally sure.
Right.
That's a CCR song.
Yeah, sure is.
Yeah, but she was also in Mad Max.
Hold on a second.
Proud Mary was a CCR song.
Oh, yes.
So I thought Proud Mary.
So which came first?
CCR.
So I thought Proud Mary was was before that.
I mean, I don't know.
CCR that come out 60s, right?
Yeah.
Well, didn't the late 60s?
It wasn't far behind.
Yeah, yeah, they they were fairly close.
Yeah.
But she had a totally different musical arrangement.
Yeah, it was quite a bit different.
You know, it's interesting.
I remember when they when they when she passed,
she had some admission that she hadn't taken care of herself.
And I don't know if you guys ever saw that quote.
I mean, she was like, you know, basically, it was like she was
kind of beating herself up for for having not, you know,
made some good choices.
So I don't know if that she felt like if that contributed
to like cancer or something.
Do we know what the cause of death was?
Like maybe she she lived the rock and roll lifestyle too long,
maybe to make drugs or I don't know.
Yeah, they didn't give me the context of why she said that.
Well, since it's a natural causes.
Yeah.
But I said it was 83.
She was actually living in France when she passed.
Oh, really?
What would you be in France for?
I'm sure it's pretty over there.
I think so.
Actually, the whole region is pretty.
Not as pretty as New Jersey, though.
No, it's not. Yeah.
But big thing for me was when she was in
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, right?
She was badass. She was.
She was good in it.
I think that's the only thing I recall that she acted in.
Yeah, I think I'd agree with that.
So Tina Turner had two sons.
It should be remembered that her two sons actually,
it should be remembered that her two sons died, one of them in 2018
who committed suicide at age 59.
The other in 2022, Ronnie Rennell Turner died of cancer.
Tina has therefore chosen to leave her wealth to her two other adopted
children and her widower Bach, whoever that is.
Bach. B.A.C.H.
Like the composer.
I'm sure he's not alive.
Johann Sebastian.
I don't think that's him.
It's Erwin Bach, he's a German music executive.
So she outlived both of her biological children.
Yeah, that's sad, man.
I couldn't fathom any of my kids going through anything like that.
I tell you, I mean, I I mean, that's tough.
I wonder if it's different.
Mr. Producer, click on that part where there is that Tina Turner's
last words revealed related stories.
I wonder if it's different if you're one hundred and five
and your kids are 90 or 85.
And they had a good life and they just died of old age.
I guess a little different. Yeah.
I don't know. Does that imply.
Well, then there are people like there are like one hundred and one
and their daughter is like 88.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying. Right.
All right. So prior to Tina Turner passing away, she did require
a lifesaving kidney donation from her husband, Erwin Urban Bach.
Interesting. So what causes kidney failure or bad lifestyle wise?
What causes kidney failure?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. All right.
She was just basically based on her health, reflecting on
reflecting on a very successful career.
So it says Turner had been public about several health issues
she faced in recent years, including intestinal cancer, stroke,
high blood pressure, kidney failure, as well as post-traumatic
stress disorder from her marriage to Ike.
Oh, wow. That was a long time ago.
Yeah. But, you know, he must have beat the crap out of her.
You know, I mean, God damn, I told you to hit that E sharp and boy, bam.
What a loser. What a loser.
And evidently it was it wasn't just Ike.
I mean, I don't want to like desensitize this at all.
He was a douche, but there were a lot of male
partners out there in the entertainment business that would do that.
And it was like no one said shit to it.
You know, they're all doing coke and and just, you know, and I'm sure she
everyone she did her fair share of having fun.
But I'm thinking towards the latter part of her life.
You know, she looked healthy.
She would do her concerts, do you?
And it's built like a brick house.
Well, I think I think it happens more than we all realize that.
I mean, domestic abuse.
It happens both ways. It does happen both ways.
It happens both ways.
But I mean, obviously, it's more impactful when it's, you know,
a husband beating a wife.
And it's and then the shame that the wife feels.
And she doesn't want to show the world.
She didn't want to admit it.
It's shameful. It's this and that.
So she they hide it.
It's like it's like when when she
this is so awful, but she only got headbutted by a student.
I think I told you guys this. Oh, yeah.
She got headbutted by a student who was completely out of control.
And she had a black eye.
And people are like, she they get headbutted.
They I mean, I know I was I know I was totally oversensitive,
but we were walking into church that that it happened on like a Friday
or Thursday or happened on Thursday.
She stayed from home Friday.
And I'm at church.
We went we went to church and she had a shiner.
And we walk in and it seemed like every person.
Good morning. And they look at her and then look at me.
Look at her. Then look at me.
It's like I was like, did you did you like take your fist
to punch the palm of your hand and be like, you know, I said, I know.
Yeah, I did. I said, don't look at me like that.
You want that? You want that to happen to you?
You want that to happen to you?
Yeah. Well, there are complete assholes out there.
Are there real people that do that?
So I've got I'm reading further here.
It says, you know, Wednesday at age 83 following
following a bout with cancer, a stroke with kidney troubles.
She revealed to her nearly one million followers
that she had unwittingly gambled with her health.
Kidneys fail without pain.
The 12th time Grammy winner said in the caption of her post
shared March 9th in honor of International World Kidney Day.
I have put myself in great danger by refusing to face the reality
that any daily lifelong therapy with medication.
And so from that, that was it.
So she didn't care. Take care of herself.
There was the quote.
So she was did not take medicine or she did.
She did not.
So she she required daily lifelong therapy with medication.
And she did not do that.
She was trying natural holistic holistic stuff.
Herbs. Yeah. Spices. Herbs. Herbs.
Herbs. Was that wheat and some herbs?
Was whipped cream? It's a miracle whip. Yes.
Anyway, another another
I think it's a fairly big death is Ted Kaczynski,
the unibomber or unibomber.
Why is that a big deal?
Just because of how bad suicide for what it says.
Oh, I did not know that.
I thought he died in jail. He was 81. He was in prison. Yeah.
He was 81, I think.
They said he committed suicide. Really? Yeah.
So the reason it's big is because he captivated the entire United States.
When was it? Late 70s or 80s?
I forget, but it was a big story.
Yeah. I mean, everyone was afraid that the package is going to have a bomb in it.
Yeah. And there was no.
I know there was a rhyme or and reason to why he who he sent his packages to,
but it took them a while to figure out like what the pattern was, right?
Like why he was sending those packages.
Would you remember what his motivation was for sending the packages?
Gosh, I don't know. I saw the documentary.
I know it was fascinating. It was a really good one.
Yeah, it was good. There's a whole TV show.
Plus, there's a documentary about about him.
He was a hermit. Basically, he lived in a closet in the woods.
I know. It was like Montana.
Yeah. It was a it was a one room shack.
Yeah. That he that he lived in.
And apparently the guy is brilliant as far as IQ wise. Yep.
And that's I mean, obviously part of the problem, but right.
And so, you know, ultimately his brother turned him in.
Well, recognize the manifesto, right?
Yep. He released the manifesto.
And said they will keep bombing unless you release my manifesto.
So they did. They released it.
And and sure enough, the brother recognized the writing and turn him in.
Yeah, it's crazy. It was in Montana. Yeah.
And he lived out like out in the woods.
Absolutely. So and what would I find kind of hilarious is the the the
drawing. You would see that everywhere that right there.
You'd see that everywhere with the glasses and everything.
I'm like, I don't know if that necessarily looks like Ted Kaczynski.
You know what that looks like every time I see it?
Tom Beringer. So do you guys see Tom Beringer in that picture?
With the hair? Yeah, but it does look like him.
Look at this picture over here.
Look at that nose.
I scroll scroll up for me.
No, no, no. In the in the drawing.
Yeah, the drawing right there.
Look at that nose. I don't see it.
Maybe I should draw some glasses.
Well, I think the glasses would throw me because they're so big.
They cover half his face.
So basically all you see is the nose and the mouth.
And also the hair looks like it's jerry curled.
I mean, yeah, he has a big old mane on.
I don't there's no way they would have caught him ever from that sketch.
I know. That's my point.
I mean, they rarely find anybody from a sketch, don't they?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what the percentages are, the success rate on those are.
But anyway, that was that was that was big.
I recommend the documentaries if you haven't seen them or the TV shows
goes into depth in his motivation and the manhunt for him was huge.
Yeah. In the forest.
And don't don't they find him eating out of a dumpster at the end?
Is that what that story was?
So I've got here a timeline of Unabomber devices.
There were a total of 16 devices that were sent out.
So this started from May 25th, 78.
Yeah, late 79, 79, 80, 81, 82, 82, 85, 85, 85, 85, but 70, 93, 94 and 95.
Oh, damn, I didn't realize it went that late.
So he went almost 20 years.
And why a male?
He mailed a bomb and kills the president of the California Forestry Association.
Yep. Forestry. Yeah.
I mean, what would be your motivation for killing?
Killing a forestry president and advertising executive is killed
by a package bomb sent to his New Jersey home.
A prominent computer scientist from Yale University, a genus,
genesis of the University of California.
Well, he went across.
He'd drive and like drove to like Northwestern in Chicago or something like that.
Yeah, to throw them off. Yeah.
And he was aware these got mailed from. Yeah.
You would drop them off in these.
You would drive for hours.
You know, it's amazing how they can
when they have grades of ink.
So if I were to buy if I were to buy pens
and I were to write the address on a box
and mail it to somebody and a bomb goes off and they find the wrapper
that has my handwritten stuff on there, they can they can go to that ink
and they could tell you where they bought that or where they sold that
that batch of ink color.
It's crazy. Remarkable.
So they're saying so they're saying this batch went to the southwest ish.
Yeah, something like that.
They can at least narrow it down that way.
And they they tweak it just a little bit for the north.
It's basically blue, but it's just enough off.
And it's the same with with all kinds of things.
It could be the paper that the package came in.
You know, there's all kinds of grades of, you know, of everything.
They also they could also get your saliva
when you lick the stamps and stuff.
Oh, I'm sure he had a dog do it.
Oh, is that is that a tactic?
Could be, you know, nowadays, it makes you wonder
with all the shows that people can watch.
Oh, I know. If if like somebody who's really a student
of of like the perfect crime type of thing,
if they can literally figure out, I mean, most most criminals are idiots. Right.
And they just do stuff.
I mean, I mean, they they have like video of themselves doing things.
I mean, they're like total morons.
But for the people who really, really could plant it out,
like creepy psycho people, right?
Makes you wonder if they have all the things at their disposal
to like pull out, pull that off, feed it to the pigs.
So you got to do so this
takes away everything, bones included.
It's 12 year wellers that were drinking.
Thank you, Jeff, for that.
I just did pull on this 12 year wellers that we got from Buffalo Trace to stories.
And it's it's good.
And surprisingly, I kind of like the Elijah Craig better.
I've kind of compared the two.
This one's got a little peppery taste in it.
It's easier to drink because it is only 90 proof.
I like the so it's it's easier. It goes down easier.
It's got a oily base that's got legs on it.
I want to say a little leathery kind of oil peppery
and a small caramel tint at the end.
I would give it a seven point nine six.
It's a unicorn. It's brilliant.
It's 12 years. It's 90 proof.
You should be able to find this for under 20 bucks.
Well, it's up 30 now. It's a weller 12 year. Very nice.
We were very excited to get this bottle.
Yeah, it's good.
We cashed in points from a Liquor King Liquor King.
Yeah, I think this was the last time we cashed in points was this bottle.
Yeah, it's not easy to find for sure.
I think that Liquor King lady, the blonde lady, she's just
she doesn't know the first thing about customer service.
She's horrible. I mean, it's horrible.
Well, she takes her buddy. That's all she's there to do, I guess.
Yeah, but she's like acts so put off.
Yeah, she does. It's so weird. I don't drink.
Yeah, and you know what?
She's not there. Mart Simpson. What the hell, man?
How'd you have a cigarette?
And what's funny is I think the people that own it are like Indian, American Indian.
Correct. No, no, no.
They're not American Indian.
They're Asian Indian Americans.
There we go. Asian Indians, Asian Indians.
But they're probably Indian Americans.
But anyway, Asian American. Right.
They're not indigenous.
God, that was painful.
Anyway, I am really surprised because usually they're very business savvy.
Right. And those guys that are walking around are so hey, can I help you find something?
I mean, they're very attentive. Right.
And they, you know, and they're good to see you.
You know, like, you know what she does?
She shows up. Maybe she's there on time.
She works. She's efficient.
She gets you out. She's like, yeah, let's get out. Yeah.
And you're like, thank you very much.
And she's like, hmm.
She's growls. Yeah, she does.
She's like, well, it is totally like Martian Mart Simpson.
But she was the lady, the lady from Monsters Inc.
You know, like Mike Wachowski, she's like Mike Wachowski.
Totally, totally.
Yeah. We're up there trying to see the bourbon back there.
She's just like, do you have to stand here and look at those?
You see, multiple times I put my card in and I guess you if there's something special
to do, you have to push a button or something.
Should we? Yeah. Yeah.
She's like, push the button.
I'm sorry. What? Push the button.
Here's a napkin.
A little look. Her chief.
I think you have some on your chin.
Although the last time we were in there, someone said something and she actually.
She laughed. I couldn't believe it.
I had never seen her smile.
I know. I did try to make her laugh and I just didn't know her.
I think I told her one time she had poor customer service.
Oh, really? Oh, you guys were staying there.
And she hasn't laughed since then.
I can't believe it.
No, I try to poke her every single time.
But she did, though.
She laughed out loud.
No, well, maybe not out loud, but she I guess she did.
She chortled. She did.
She went.
And where's my where's my bomb?
Now get the fuck out of here.
Well, the the 12 year wellers is it's good.
I'm glad we're drinking it.
We're down to about half a bottle now, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
We got a little over. We need to save that.
We got two more rounds before that.
Oh, yeah, I was going to say, but we need to save it.
So we can have some in six months, nine months or whatever,
because we got a lot out there. We need to try.
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of old ones that we haven't.
We haven't. And one last quick death,
because I really don't know much about it, is I just found out today.
I don't know how many folks know this guy's treat Williams.
I didn't know who he was.
He's part of that true bloods.
No, he wasn't true blood blood something.
He was an ever would now he was in a
a cop show called Blood Blood something.
Blue Bloods. Blue Bloods. Is that right?
He was just he wasn't like every every episode, I don't think.
Yeah, I didn't recognize him, actually.
Yeah. So I saw some movies that he was in.
But I know he died.
He was in a motorcycle accident.
A car pulled in front of him and he couldn't stop and he just ran right
into him and went flying and.
71 years old was pronounced dead at the house or in the air care flight, I guess.
I know he has someone on everything.
That's that's always been my fear.
Like being on the bike is something will happen that I can't control.
Right. I mean, I can be super attentive and hypersensitive.
And is that you know, I'm always looking at the the the wheels of the car.
They pull up to it like a stop sign.
Yep. I'm looking at the wheel to see if it's moving at all.
I mean, it's like, but yeah, I mean, it's good to any.
You never know. I mean, you never know.
Just pulling out. Someone's going to run it.
I mean, it just shit happens.
I mean, shit happens in cars.
I mean, I absolutely I troll through Instagram and I'm so bad at that.
I'm getting better, better. But it's just like fucking tech talk.
But anyways, I troll through Instagram and I've got one of the things
that things like us follow are dash cams.
And so I see tons of these accidents and it's like I try not to watch them
because they're they're they're kind of what's ridiculous.
I'm just like, they're sick because I see some of them.
Because I see so I was like, how did that happen?
I don't watch the morbid part.
I don't they don't show a lot of morbid stuff.
That's not death. That's not death or anything like that.
They're just stupid wrecks.
You're just like, how did that happen?
Yeah. And they're they're all over the place, too.
I mean, cars get t boned, knock the shit out, flip over.
You don't see bodies flailing out of there or anything like that,
which I wouldn't watch. I hate that.
Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad.
I don't watch it because I wasn't sure if it's
if they let that stuff creep in.
You know, in fact, I kind of complain, I kind of I complain.
I usually put a little click on there and be like, yeah, this is
I don't want to see this shit. Get rid of that.
I don't want to see people die.
And I usually say it's offensive somehow. Right.
I go through the process of of of Instagram.
Has the best shit on there sometimes.
Yeah. Yeah. But I I avoid all that stuff.
I don't like seeing that stuff.
I don't like the morbid torture tools that you like and it's not necessary.
I want to talk about torture tools still. Oh, here we go.
We've been meaning to for years now.
Are we opening the door here to our favorite torture tools?
No, we haven't researched it yet.
But it comes back to to the word morbid is the shark attack that just happened.
Oh, my gosh. Russian tourists off of Egypt.
And I know he wasn't a tourist.
I did not. I did not want to see that either.
And yet I watched it twice.
And I was just like, I did too.
And I was I let it he's bouncing around.
He's floating. And then all of a sudden you see him bob.
His legs go up in the air.
Yeah, he gets flipped up in the air briefly or he gets flipped upside down in the water.
Oh, I don't I don't want to watch it.
Yeah. And it's and you see a big old.
This is one of the first thing you see red water.
I didn't really see the red water part.
Yeah, I saw it. It was just that's just, you know,
so it's a selfie video of a Russian tourist, Vladimir Popov,
23, who was mauled by a shark.
I think they said they found the shark.
They caught it. Caught the shark.
Did they supposedly did they like open it up and get him out of there?
I don't know.
Oh, so big tiger shark.
We look at that.
The big one. Look how big that thing is.
Yeah, I tore him up.
I don't know. Did they find him?
I don't know. Well, I wouldn't think.
I mean, that's a big that's a humans, a big, pretty big thing to mall up.
And frankly, I don't think sharks typically like humans to eat.
They we don't taste.
Well, for what I what I heard is tiger sharks are different
and they'll keep coming back to the well to eat you.
The tiger sharks will.
That's what it was. A tiger shark.
Yes, tiger shark.
So we say back to the world, they take like a little break and come.
Well, no, like that one, right?
Yeah, no, he like it's truck.
He's struck and then left.
And then the kid, the guy was swimming for a little bit and then struck again.
And then he swam for a little bit.
And then he was panicking.
Yeah, he was panicking.
Like, yeah, I saw the final take down.
It was just kind of like, fuck.
And then one second later, a boat shows up.
Yeah. One second later.
God, it was awful.
Yeah. Thanks for that, Jeff. But.
Yeah, well, that's one of my I know it's an irrational fear.
Maybe it's not is shark shark death. Yeah.
Well, we had a we had a cousin that went to Galveston.
Our cousin, Devin Markson.
Yeah, he went to Galveston for a senior outing.
They rented a beach house and had, you know, six.
They had some kids out there and they had a chaperone out there and a stingray.
They went out to the water because they were like they got there kind of laid.
They ate shallow water like less less.
So less than waist deep.
They went out there about about waist deep.
It was enough for where he can go pee because he said he had to go pee.
So we went out there and he said he felt something kind of grapple his leg.
And then he felt a prick on the leg.
And he was calling. That's not right.
And he comes in off into the beach and blood started coming out.
And then he started locking up.
His muscles started contracting.
He stepped on a stingray.
Yeah, he essentially stepped on a stingray and it punctured his calf.
Yeah, that barb came up and punctured him right beneath beneath the calf.
So like above the ankle and beneath the calf.
So it was what was this when last week?
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah. So he ended up going to the hospital emergency room because he locked up.
I mean, he could walk. His legs were seizing and, you know, he it fucked him up.
And he was they were freaking out.
They took him straight to the hospital and the doctor peed on him and was fine.
So that's so it's peed in his hole.
Medicinal urine is how you treat it.
No, actually, they treated by exposing the area to hot water.
Really? Yeah.
Did they fly his leg open a little bit to try to get the venom out negative?
So apparently the barb didn't go didn't release inside the leg.
That's good. So it went in and out.
So it didn't stick because like a bubble be where this does the barb pull the whole.
Stinger out.
Well, it wasn't the barb.
Stinger out. Well, it wasn't a very meaty area.
So it was, you know, it's that lower leg.
It's not like, yeah, it's probably just like a glancing blow.
So it's a puncture for sure.
So so the puncture didn't really hurt.
It was the after effects that were correct.
Because it's a toxin.
Yeah, there was a toxin in there.
And in that once from what I was told, once they exposed him to the hot water
because they hurt all the way there and the leg was muscle.
He couldn't walk.
He started his whole body was was freaking out.
Yeah, it was clamping and and, you know, but there was no barb in there.
But once it got there, there was the once they exposed it to the hot water,
it did something to the body.
You know, the hot water, they exposed a little area and boom,
and this whole body is relaxed.
Thank God they know what to do.
Yeah, I was.
That's how that's how that other dude died.
Of course, I mean, granted, he got one this heart.
He got stabbed into the heart.
Yeah, I think that was kind of a bigger stingray to.
Oh, you talk about the crocodile crocodile.
Steve, you're right, mate. You're right. Oh.
Yeah, that was horrible.
And it was a freak thing.
Is his daughter still still doing his show?
Yeah, it's a lifestyle.
Bindi both of them. Yeah.
Because remember, his daughter was like seven when that happened.
Oh, she's just married with a kid now, I think.
Yeah, he had a great family.
His son, you know, it's just a chip off the old block.
And his mom was cute.
I mean, the whole show was so they're still doing it.
I don't know if there's a show.
Well, there was a show that he had a show.
Yeah, I don't know if there's just not a crocodile hunter show.
Well, they do.
They have a show at a local venue
where they will talk about safety and and with the animals.
And it's like a zoo, so to speak.
Right.
So Steve Irwin's kids are following in his footsteps.
Meet the late stars, children Bindi and Robert.
What year was that article here?
It's been more than 15 years.
What does that say?
Twenty eight, seven, twenty, twenty three.
Oh, that great. That's this year.
All right. So this is new stuff.
Well, relatively.
Well, I'm glad because, you know, that kind of, you know, that was sad.
I was sad to hear that because I enjoyed him and he was so much fun in education.
I really wanted to listen to him because he would go in there.
So, I mean, we're going to go and we're going to see this animal.
Look how beautiful this is. Crikey. Right.
You know? Yeah, he was.
Give me a bostos.
And he would jump into some really suspect water.
And you're like, I'm not fucking jumping in that thing.
Did you just say there was some beast in there? Yeah.
So he just jumps in head first.
18 foot crocodile in there that you can't see.
So apparently his kids are carrying on the tradition
and they're zookeepers and conservationists.
So wildlife conservationists. I think that's awesome.
See, he made an Australian
something. Trying to think what it was.
Australian like Crocodile Dundee.
Stereotypical show, I guess.
That's not a knife.
That was Crocodile Dundee.
Mr. Producer's type.
So that actor, Treet Williams, we were referring to the motorcycle accident.
So I was trying to find out what shows he was on.
I know there was a there was a picture of he and Princess Leia.
Cheryl, she showed.
Well, he's real. Tiggs. Yeah.
No, as a picture. No, no.
Terry Fisher, Terry Fisher.
Oh, God, that was even close.
You're a Star Wars fan. Come on.
You see Cheryl T.
Cheryl T. Yeah, you're just.
I kind of let him down that path, though.
Oh, you were the sure.
Sure. Cheryl to T.
Cheryl Tiggs.
You're an asshole.
Well, she was a cutie back today.
She was. Yeah.
So he was on.
He was on hair. I don't know if you remember that.
No, those are music.
1979 and he was in Everwood.
The deep end of the ocean in 99, the deep rising.
Lots of deep. Yeah.
Impact Chesapeake shores.
Don't know what that is. The substitute to school.
I was really surprised to see Carrie Fisher in When Harry Met Sally.
Because I don't remember seeing her in much after Star Wars at all.
I don't know if there was a lull, if she was in several movies, I don't know.
But when I saw when Harry met Sally, I was like, oh, my God, that's Carrie Fisher.
She was at the Blues Brothers.
Oh, she was the psycho girlfriend.
Like you are that used the bazooka to blow up.
That's right. Yes.
It was John Belushi's girlfriend. Yes.
Yep. And he was like, we got to go.
God, but then but then but then he kisses her and she falls apart.
Yes, Windsor over again.
Yeah, Windsor over and then and then lets her fall to the ground.
Remember? Yep. Yep.
That was a great movie.
That is a good movie. That's a great movie.
You know, what's funny is
I think I may have mentioned this, but I would I'd want to watch these
movies that I grew up with my with my boys. Yes.
And I would slowly introduce them as they got old enough.
And first one was Clash of the Titans was probably a mistake
because it was so bad.
God, the special effects are dismal.
So they based everything on that movie.
I was like, there's this movie I want you to watch.
Dad, really? The special effects.
How could you make such a catastrophic?
It was it was it was done of all the movies you could pick. Right.
So I was like, no, this has no special effects.
It's just a really good movie.
Blues Brothers. Oh, that's a cult movie.
Yeah, we sat there and they loved it. Oh, good.
They loved it 100 percent. OK.
I feel bad. You've done a much better job than I have with introducing
our boys or our kids to the movies we grew up watching.
I keep telling them they have to watch trading places.
Trading Places is a fantastic movie.
Eddie Murphy was a funny actor back then.
I mean, he's funny actor, period. Yeah.
Yeah, but trade places was classic.
Those two guys, the older gentleman, they make the bet.
Yep. You know, I'm a karate man.
What? He goes, I'm a karate man.
I bleed on the inside.
Remember when he's in jail?
Yeah, right there. They're showing that part.
But he and the other guy that was a don't.
The dark haired guy that played trading places.
Dan Aykroyd. Dan Aykroyd.
God bless. Yeah.
Yeah, Dan. You know, Dan Aykroyd is a is an odd character.
You know, he's played.
I don't think he's got he hasn't had like fantastic.
I don't think he can act.
I think he's just because all his characters are the same, you know,
in like like the black sheep, you know, it just is like us.
Yeah, they're all kind of the same thing.
Now, even Chevy, not Chevy Chase, but even Chevy Chase has had some serious
acting and who's the other guy that played Scrooge?
Bill Murray. Yeah, Bill Murray has like Razor's Edge.
I wouldn't expect that from him.
You know, it was a really serious movie.
You know, Dan Aykroyd has never had a serious movie, has he?
I haven't seen it was at Pearl Harbor.
Was he? Yeah, he was the guy
who was the getting all the communication
he was trying to warn Washington, D.C.
So that was a serious role.
We recently talked about that, didn't we?
Yes, we do. You and I both watched the same Pearl Harbor documentary. Correct.
Minute by minute.
But I haven't seen that.
But, you know, Dan Aykroyd was also in We Are the World.
We are like the song.
Yeah, you don't see you don't remember seeing him in the video.
Yeah, why? He's not a singer.
He's probably part of the chorus.
He's just back there. You see him.
We kind of mouthing it.
You're like, you're not singing.
No one's picking no microphones picking you up. Right.
And Michael Jackson was in the middle of doing his thing
and he was like, bump him aside.
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
There he is. Dan Aykroyd with Harry Belafonte.
And I have no idea who that is in front of him.
Is that Jack?
There were some serious winter sisters, maybe.
I mean, there's Lionel Richie in there.
I tell you, we are the world.
I used to be able to sing that whole song and do all the voices.
Sidney Lauper. Yeah, I can do them all.
All of them.
What do they call that? A ventriloquist?
What do they call that?
No, ventriloquism is when you hide your voice.
It's when you're.
Like Rich Little?
Yeah, it's not a ventriloquist.
Remember that guy?
Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
It's Dan Burr.
When you do voice impersonations, vocal impersonations, I guess, right?
Yeah, it's like the people that do like The Simpsons.
Yeah, you know.
Well, it's a real person like Rich Little.
Yeah, just like Rich Little.
I mean, I do them all.
I would do Sidney Lauper. I'd freaking live it.
Even Steve Perry and then, you know, Bruce Springsteen.
We are the world.
We are the children.
That's not close.
Oh, have you seriously? You haven't heard it?
No, I've heard. Yeah, I've heard it.
That's exactly the way he sounds.
He sounded like the blue guy from Star Wars.
It's tantalizing.
No, he sounds just like that.
You got to pull that up.
You got to pull that up as a producer.
Bruce Springsteen, we are the world.
We need that little part there.
Yeah, Kennequin, I sold your mother to...
I'd rather go.
I got to do the wings for you.
So I don't know if it's even possible to pull that out.
We are the world.
It's that top one there.
You talking about Bruce Springsteen?
Yeah, Bruce Springsteen, that little part he adds to it.
That's exactly...
We are the children.
Oh, no. Back up, back up, back up.
Who's the other one that...
Right there, right there.
Isn't it Bob Dylan in there, too?
Yes, he is.
That is hit play for right now, because Tina Turner's in there, too.
She just passed away.
Tina Turner, yeah, this is a tribute for Tina Turner.
See?
That's so bad.
Is he taking a shit?
He sounds just like it.
Kenny Loggins.
Whitney Houston.
Look how beautiful she was.
She's dead.
I know.
Damn.
What the hell?
You are Dr. Death on this show.
Look how beautiful she did.
She decomposing somewhere.
Remember, we were watching the 80s commercials,
and Jeff comes out of the corner, he's like,
you know all those people are dead now, right?
Right.
Oh, my God, man.
All the people we love watching when we were little kids,
they're all dead, every single one of them.
All decomposing.
All right.
I think this is going to wrap up our podcast.
Yeah.
I am not a Bob Dylan fan.
I wouldn't either, at all.
Paul McCartney.
I don't understand his.
OK, now what was the whole point of that thing that
was food for Africa?
Yes.
Yeah, the food that sat on the fucking rocks.
And none of it made it, because the dictators
wanted them to starve.
Right.
So has that ever happened before or since?
This collection of musical talent?
Well, they did another one for the Christmas one.
Which was terrible.
Oh, I loved that one.
No, but that's different.
That's different.
You're talking about concerts where everybody played a set.
I'm talking about a song where they all.
Yes, the Band-Aid one did the Christmas song.
Oh, which one was that one?
It was terrible.
You say that.
You think it's terrible.
I didn't think it was terrible.
Is it because they're all dead?
No.
Some of them probably are, but no.
Why do you think it's terrible?
Hold on.
What song are you talking about?
I don't even know how it goes.
I can't remember off the top of my head.
Band-Aid Christmas song.
It's because they did this.
Has Paul Young.
Do they know the children something?
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
It's terrible.
Is that it?
It's a classic 1984 Christmas song.
No, it's terrible.
Da, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Well, I mean, it's.
And that was George Michael I just saw.
Well, we don't need to listen to this.
Band-Aid.
Well, we said we're talking about it.
Let's play a little portion of it.
So that's the guy that put the whole thing together.
That's you.
This is you, too.
I think the beginner.
Oh, that's Paul Young.
Oh, that's.
Yeah.
Who's that again?
Paul Young.
This is like the British version.
It looks like he just rolled out of bed.
This is like the British version of We Are The World.
That's Boy George.
Is he gay?
Yes.
No, is he tranny?
No, he doesn't have boobies.
Phil Collins.
J.M. Collins.
Hitting the drums.
I've never seen this.
Oh, look at that board.
That looks like a mac.
He was an incredible singer, by the way, George Michael.
The Durand Durand.
All right, phase us out.
We've got to pose this up.
It's Dudes Like Gus.
It is June 13.
I am going to go back and watch that.
I've never seen that.
Thank our producer.
I'm not a fan of the song.
See if we can't get that.
It's just fun to see all those famous voices.
Spandau Ballet right there.
Famous voices.
What?
It's just interesting seeing all those famous voices
all in one room.
Yeah, they don't do it as much anymore.
Everyone wants too much money.
Nobody has enough time.
Nobody gives a shit.
Plus, if you sing about a certain cause,
people get offended.
There's woke-ism.
I mean, it's just.
You've got to have proper representation.
Why haven't they done a pride one?
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Give it time.
You know, has anyone ever posed what is a woke?
What is the definition of woke?
Yes.
People have difficulty defining it.
All right, well, give me a quick one.
What's the synopsis of what woke is?
It's an adult female human.
No, not?
OK.
Yes, with a vagina.
Woke.
So woke is a.
I have a cup.
What is a woman?
I have in a cup a woke.
So woke is an awareness achieved only by those dumb enough
to find fault in everything except their own behavior.
There you go.
All right, dudes like us.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
Till next time.
Basically.