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All right, here we are.

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Here we are.

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This is two weeks in a row for us, I believe.

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I know.

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Now, wait.

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We went through a stretch where we did it like once a month.

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Vacations, people out, people sick, people just couldn't do it.

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We may have to shorten this podcast because we'll have like basically nothing to talk

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about.

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Yeah, two weeks in a row.

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That's weird.

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You know what?

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I saw it.

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I know it's Elijah Craig, but I didn't even read the bottle.

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What was it?

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It tastes very good.

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I do know that.

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It does taste good.

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We'll get to it.

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What's the proof on it?

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We'll get to it.

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One million.

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Ooh, I like one million.

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Yeah, we'll get to the bourbon.

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It doesn't taste very hot.

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And it is.

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Got a high proof.

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What is it?

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Oh, well, there it is right there.

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There it is right there.

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You want to talk about it right now or you want to jump to something else?

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Well, no, we can, whatever.

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I just want to know what the proof is.

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120, what'd you say?

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123.8.

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Wow.

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That does not taste 123 at all.

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Yeah.

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I would say 105.

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But I was going to say 108.

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Oh, damn it.

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Yeah.

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I bet $1.2.

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One proof.

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Well, it's the second week of June.

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Summer is underway.

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Can't believe it.

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Big rainy day today all over Texas.

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Yeah, it's all misty.

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It's actually a little humid out there right now.

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Oh, yeah, it's like a big nutsack.

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Yeah.

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But we're still in the spring storms, right?

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This is all normal for us.

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This is normal.

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Yeah.

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We need the water.

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We need the rain.

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It's raining a lot.

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Man, it's raining.

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I traveled today.

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It rained all the way.

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All the way there.

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And I saw some pockets of, because I was like, I don't know if I want to drive out there

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and do my job.

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Because I have to look outside for what I'm doing.

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But it was magical.

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It rained all the way there.

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I got there.

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And for the hour that I was there, the sun came out.

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It was just, you know, blue skies.

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Our sunshine coming down.

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And really got up there and off.

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So you were skipping around.

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Man, skipping.

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Got back in the car.

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I was heading back.

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And then all of a sudden, yeah, going back to hell.

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Do you still have your rental car?

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Same one?

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What did you get in the way?

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Oh, I got another one.

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I got another one.

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Yeah, that was a nice one.

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The Armada, Armada, the Nissan Armada.

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Yeah, it's a big car.

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It is a big car.

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And it drove very well.

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It had a tow package.

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I've never driven, I don't think I've driven a car with a tow package before.

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So the brake.

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That truck has a tow package.

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It's got a tow brake.

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Yeah, that's adjustable.

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You should rent an Armada and rent a boat and pull it around on your job.

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Just try it.

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Yeah, I mean, don't take the boat anywhere.

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I mean, don't just leave it on the trailer.

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All right.

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Just pull it around.

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Well, it was interesting.

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My point about bringing up the tow package is that the brake was a little sensitive.

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Because I guess they're I guess they are.

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Whatever.

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The car was great.

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My trip out there.

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I had a Ford Escape, believe it or not.

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It was a nice probably a newer version than what you had.

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Oh, absolutely.

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It was new.

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It was actually pretty nice.

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Kind of re-sparked my interest in perhaps getting another Ford Escape.

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I mean, I doubt it.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't fucking know.

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They're in the small SUV market.

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You need to get a they're not.

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They're not.

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You get a Subaru.

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Whatever I get.

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I'll tell you what, the dream car for me.

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I've got two dream cars and I don't really and it's not really a car for say it's more

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of a style.

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So I like that Subaru cross country.

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I think that was called where it's a four wheel drive.

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It almost looks like a little station wagon.

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Yeah, it's a little wagon.

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I think they are all four wheel drives.

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That's what they're all wheel drive.

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They're all wheel drives.

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All wheel drives.

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But what I'm looking for is a top with a rack system where I can get one of those tents

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that they have these tent platforms that sit up there where you fold it over and a little

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pop up tent happens on top of the car.

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I know somebody who has it.

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Do they like it?

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You want me to get some info on it?

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Oh, he loves it.

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Yeah, well he's a young guy and he takes his girlfriend everywhere.

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I forget where he lives right now.

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But you're off the ground.

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Yeah.

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So you're not dealing with snakes and tarantulas.

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I mean you could basically, I could pull up anywhere and just kind of.

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Like in front of my house?

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Just camp.

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Yeah, I'd like to do that.

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Like in a Walmart parking lot.

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Yeah.

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I'm a kid.

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I wasn't thinking about that.

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But yeah.

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All you have to do is get out of your car, go get some beer, come back, get back in your

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car.

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Oh man.

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Like getting in line for something new.

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Like there's always a line for like the next Star Wars movie.

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You could be there.

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Just pull your truck right in front.

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On the grass.

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I went to go see my son in College Station.

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By the way, I went to a wedding this past weekend.

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I had seen some, I'm going to change the subject real quick because we're talking about going

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somewhere.

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You know I could have probably just pulled up my car with a little tent in there.

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Parked down the parking lot at the hotel.

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But it's kind of warm.

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I ended up cashing.

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It is like a mini RV.

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It really is.

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Yeah.

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I ended up cashing in to go to this event.

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I ended up cashing in points for my rental and cashing in points for my hotel.

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And I tell you, it was a great feeling to spend like.

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Zero dollars.

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Well technically it was like four bucks a day for the hotel because of taxes.

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And I don't know about the, I think whatever.

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It was about the same for the car.

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I haven't really checked it.

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And then you went to a wedding that had an open bar.

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I did.

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And you had a little bit of Jack.

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I had a lot of Jack.

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God bless.

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So it was good.

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Hey look, I haven't seen my friends in quite some time.

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Now we have met Will.

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Will he and I have known each other for quite some time.

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And in fact we have gone to the Blue Bonnet Beer Festival here in Texas.

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We have yet to get back to that.

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We've gone, I went two years in a row.

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You went two years in a row, right?

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I didn't go.

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I just went once.

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I think you went to you before I did.

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I didn't go.

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But I think the three of you guys went.

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I didn't meet Will.

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We meet every year.

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No, it was dudes without you.

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We meet every year and do it.

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Oh I know you do.

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We get a luxury box.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm fully aware.

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We're VIPs.

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I'm not sure if you guys are around.

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You never see me.

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We have platinum plaques.

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But I'm like about 30 feet behind going, damn it.

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Damn it.

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We walk around with the pretzel necklace and we sample all the beers.

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That's when we were heavy into the craft.

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And you drink out of the same glass.

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I thought that was weird.

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No, we don't do that.

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Well we shared a straw.

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This is one big stein with multiple straws.

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Yeah, but on both sides you guys are sipping it at the same time.

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And they're really short straws.

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And the straw met in the middle.

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Touchless nose.

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It was a very large following.

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It was a very large carafe.

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It looked like a hookah where Jeff and I had our long leathery straw.

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We were like, suck out of it.

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Yeah, that was the last time I was getting upset.

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So I went down to Conroe, Texas.

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And I just saw a bunch of friends I hadn't seen in probably 30 fucking years, besides

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Will.

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And it was kind of cool.

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That's super cool.

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Yeah, it was.

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Did you dance?

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I did not dance.

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I did not dance.

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I did not dance.

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We basically went to the ceremony and it was in a church that was, I guess came about in

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the 1870s-ish.

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I don't think it was necessarily the first church, but it was a well decorated church.

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They had a lot of old shit in there.

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Did you bring those mugglers to light into the church?

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I did not.

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And it was Catholic and you had to sit through a Catholic mass.

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Yeah, it was full.

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And it was a little funny because everyone knew.

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Because the first thing I did when I sat down there, I was like, God, these church pews

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remind me of when I was a kid.

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My brother and I used to sit there and see who could fart the loudest.

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You know how you get on those church pews?

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You did not.

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No, I didn't fart in the ceremony.

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But as a kid.

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No, I'm saying, really, you were those kids that the parents were just like, why?

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And everyone's just staring at them going, God.

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Yeah, look at those kids.

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Look at those kids.

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Four kids behaving.

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It was hilarious.

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And look at these two idiots.

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The entire congregation, most of them laughed.

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I mean, can you imagine the adult dads out there?

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They're in their 20s, 30s.

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Did your dad laugh?

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Oh, no, he pinched my my my he pinched the side of me and it stunted the whole fucking

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laughing program.

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I was laughing, but I had a tear and I wasn't sure if it was from the pain or just because

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it was so fucking funny.

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It was so loud.

272
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My dad was not a disciplinarian.

273
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But if you misbehaved in church, you did get the belt.

274
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That was that was the one place where you don't you don't misbehave.

275
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And so I'm amazed you didn't get.

276
00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,760
Well, the church was pretty nice.

277
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I mean, it was very old school church.

278
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I love it was like it was well maintained, but it wasn't big.

279
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It wasn't a big church.

280
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I mean, it had two rows on the side.

281
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They had a cool archways.

282
00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,040
It did.

283
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I think I'll probably forge you guys a nice photos of it.

284
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,920
Yeah.

285
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Yeah.

286
00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,920
The stage.

287
00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,240
It looked like old Masonic kind of stuff in there.

288
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,240
You know what?

289
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,240
Did you explore?

290
00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240
I did.

291
00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,240
I went around.

292
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,920
Remember, I showed you the catacombs.

293
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,440
I wanted to come up on the stage area because they had one of those stage.

294
00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,080
Sir, can you get off the altar?

295
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Yeah.

296
00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,080
Well, I'm sorry.

297
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,080
Am I on the.

298
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See if there's a trap door.

299
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,480
One of these big altars that had like he picks up the stanchion.

300
00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:20,480
Bang, bang.

301
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,480
I see another movie.

302
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,480
I know what I'm doing.

303
00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,480
There's Cripps down there.

304
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,480
I know it.

305
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,480
Yeah.

306
00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:33,960
So if I could find the cemetery for whatever.

307
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,480
So I get it.

308
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,040
I sent you guys a picture of that little twisted horn thing.

309
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,160
I was kind of what's this from?

310
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,160
You're like, it's a Yemenite.

311
00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,520
And I'm like, what the fuck?

312
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,680
And I Google it's all sitting in the church.

313
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And of course, my phone's not working.

314
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,640
It has like no bars.

315
00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,160
You know, and so I didn't understand that at all.

316
00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,040
Why did you send a picture of a horn?

317
00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,880
Well, I was asking what it was.

318
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,240
Well, I said it was a marmoset.

319
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,240
I know.

320
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,240
Oh, a marmoset.

321
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,240
Okay.

322
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,720
But where did it come from?

323
00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:03,000
It was on the wall in the church and they what the history is.

324
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,040
And mind you, this church is old.

325
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,080
So they said they used to use it for musical instruments.

326
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080
The horn.

327
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,080
The horn.

328
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,200
Oh, all right.

329
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,280
And it was an it was a horn of an antelope.

330
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,280
Like a bugle.

331
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,520
Well, it was I think it was in the antelope family.

332
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,240
It looked like an impala antler to me.

333
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240
Sort of.

334
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240
I had no clue.

335
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240
Yeah.

336
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,320
I don't even think I weighed in.

337
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,320
Did I weigh in on that?

338
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,840
No, you stayed out of it.

339
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,800
Yeah, probably better that way.

340
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,800
All right.

341
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,920
So it was it's a S-H-O-F-A-R shofar.

342
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:41,400
The word shofar is Hebrew and in our modern Bible in its most mostly called a trumpet.

343
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,400
There it is.

344
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400
Like a bugle.

345
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,000
Looks like a pipe.

346
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,160
Yeah, it was it was very circular spiral kind of thing.

347
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,680
That's what I thought it was an impala because it had the red rings on it.

348
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,680
The ribs.

349
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,120
See, some of those definitely look more like a pipe than a horn.

350
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,320
Well, even look down here.

351
00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:01,120
Looks like there's some church person blowing it.

352
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,120
Tootin' the horn.

353
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,680
Well, I thought it was I thought it was interesting as hell.

354
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,680
That is interesting.

355
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,000
I really enjoy seeing old shit like this.

356
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000
I know.

357
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,640
You know, and I tell you, when I when I have to do my travels, I really like today.

358
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:23,880
I was I was in Atlanta today, Atlanta, Texas, in which is just with the two miles of where

359
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,880
I was.

360
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880
What was that Bloomberg?

361
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,320
I think it was called Atlanta, Texas.

362
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,320
It's like a mile from Arkansas and two miles from Louisiana.

363
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,320
It's right there.

364
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,680
You know, it's right as far as you can get.

365
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,200
And it just has there's hardly anyone there.

366
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,920
In fact, it says population 241.

367
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,920
I was like, really?

368
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,240
Atlanta was like 2400.

369
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,960
You know, and they don't have I was like trying to find somewhere to eat.

370
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:52,400
And in fact, they do the superintendent, the wherever I went, the guy said, yeah, you like

371
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,400
chicken?

372
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,400
I was like, yeah.

373
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,400
He's like, well, they just built a new Chick-fil-A.

374
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,120
I was like, yeah, not my bag.

375
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,120
No, nothing local.

376
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,120
Yeah.

377
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,400
I was like, well, I mean, did you hear about the new CEO of Chick-fil-A?

378
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,520
What do you mean stop?

379
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,520
I am not going to boycott Chick-fil-A. I don't care.

380
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520
Well, I don't care.

381
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,640
Well, I don't go to Chick-fil-A. I know.

382
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640
But just the fact.

383
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,640
Hold on.

384
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,640
I don't go to Chick-fil-A. I don't.

385
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,760
I think it's I think it's too salty.

386
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,760
And I try my best not to go to fast foods.

387
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,760
Period.

388
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760
Well, that's a good good.

389
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,760
That's a good.

390
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,760
That's a good.

391
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,800
You know, and when I do, it's it's like it's it's very rare.

392
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,520
It's like Burger King double whopper.

393
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,080
Oh, dude, I'm fat.

394
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:35,240
You know, it's so it's just like I try to make conscious efforts to avoid certain things.

395
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,200
And I and every day the list grows.

396
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,520
I do the Chick-fil-A. It's just high in salt.

397
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,520
Is it?

398
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:46,400
I haven't figured out whether a fried chicken sandwich is worse than a burger.

399
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,080
I mean, the calories, if you look at the calories, it being a fried chicken sandwich makes it

400
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,400
bad because a burger isn't isn't.

401
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,880
Well, you have to look at whole thing.

402
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880
Dropped in a bucket of oil.

403
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,280
Well, I think if you look at it, if you get your burgers aren't real meat, if you get

404
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,040
your mayonnaise on it, right?

405
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,920
I chick flay doesn't have mayonnaise on it, but right.

406
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,960
But they get the Chick-fil-A sauce, which is like a mixture.

407
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Well, I don't put that on.

408
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,120
No, regular Chick-fil-A sandwich is chicken and pickle.

409
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120
Yeah, that's true.

410
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120
Don't they have a little lettuce?

411
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,120
They got a little piece of lettuce.

412
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,120
That's the Supreme or whatever they call it.

413
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120
Embredding.

414
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,320
Yeah, bread, pickle and meat.

415
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,800
I like Chick-fil-A. Don't get me wrong.

416
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,800
I enjoy it.

417
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,000
Like when someone brings it home, I'll eat it for sure.

418
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,680
But I'm not going to go out of my way.

419
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:31,780
I just bought a Sonic, for example, this past week.

420
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:34,400
My daughter, Mal, she was they were they wanted, hey, we're going to go to Sonic.

421
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,400
You want something?

422
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400
And I'm like, no.

423
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,400
And I was like, you know what?

424
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,240
Give me a foot long Coney.

425
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,240
Get me a burger.

426
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,240
I don't want fries.

427
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,240
I don't want anything.

428
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240
I want a burger.

429
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240
I want a burger because, you know, it's quite a burger.

430
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,240
I got I got a regular burger.

431
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,160
I don't know if it was a double or not, but I'll tell you what, it did not taste good

432
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,160
to me.

433
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,160
Yeah.

434
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,160
I don't think Sonic travels.

435
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,920
Yeah, personally, I don't think it travels.

436
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,000
I like the burgers you make.

437
00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,680
It doesn't make it to the burgers over at your house this past weekend.

438
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,000
I like the burgers we make at the house.

439
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,880
I don't like the fast food burgers anymore.

440
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:08,800
In fact, I'm scared to go back to water burger because water burgers like the staple in burgers.

441
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,920
And if it doesn't taste good, you're going to be ruined.

442
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:17,360
I'm already upset because they don't have the stupid, you know, sauteed vegetables.

443
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,000
It changes the burger for me.

444
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
I'm devastated.

445
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,520
I still got I get I get to grill jalapenos on it.

446
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,480
Just carry your own little saute pan.

447
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480
Yes.

448
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,680
Little cooking butane lighter thing in the car.

449
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,960
And I'll just have you up a batch of I'll just have a baggie.

450
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,840
I'll say, can I come back here and saute some vegetables here?

451
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,920
And then you're not going back because you can't get sauteed.

452
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,440
I didn't say I wasn't going back.

453
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,800
I'm just upset because my favorite burger of all time has been tainted.

454
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800
Good grief.

455
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,960
Hey, by the way, guys, it's dudes like us.

456
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,880
June 13th, 2023.

457
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880
I'm Sean.

458
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,880
I am Paul and I am Jeff.

459
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,240
And I'll continue with this whole problem you have with the sauteed veggies.

460
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240
I don't get it.

461
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,520
It just tastes great.

462
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,520
I love it.

463
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,960
That was my favorite thing to put on that burger.

464
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,040
You know how they say making your way.

465
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040
And I did.

466
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,880
And they took it away from that is not that's what is that?

467
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880
The Burger King.

468
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880
That's subway.

469
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,880
Well, no, no pickles.

470
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880
Hold the letter.

471
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880
Shut up, lady.

472
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,880
You upset us.

473
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,880
No, hold on.

474
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880
That wasn't it.

475
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880
Make it your way.

476
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880
Isn't that your way?

477
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,880
Wendy's.

478
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:20,640
They definitely have it like what a burger your way or, you know, blah, blah, blah.

479
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,640
There it is.

480
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,640
Burger King.

481
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640
Have it your way.

482
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640
OK.

483
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,640
Well, OK.

484
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,640
Well, what is that?

485
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,280
Bring up the Whataburger slogan because it's something like that.

486
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,280
I want to hear it.

487
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,040
It's like have all the way the Burger King thing.

488
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,680
Are we going to hear the song?

489
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,680
No, you're not hearing this.

490
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,400
Well, I don't think they have a song for a water burger.

491
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,000
Well, they don't have a song.

492
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Well, I know.

493
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
That's why I'm saying it.

494
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
Does it doesn't make sense to me?

495
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Let's see.

496
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
All right.

497
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
So you got the old and new.

498
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
So I guess they're going to do a little comparison.

499
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
Well, so back then.

500
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Oh, my God.

501
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Oh, my God.

502
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Oh, my God.

503
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Oh, my God.

504
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
That was nice.

505
00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:00,240
Oh, well, what hearing it was all like have is now gone.

506
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,000
I think the free soul just fell out.

507
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,800
The frequency was just right.

508
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Yeah.

509
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,800
Yeah.

510
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,800
That 1970s transistor radio sound.

511
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,800
Yeah.

512
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800
Oh, I don't know.

513
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,800
Should we edit that out or leave it in?

514
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,400
I don't want somebody to wreck if they're listening in the car.

515
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,400
Wake him up.

516
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
I drive these long distances.

517
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400
Sometimes I need a little.

518
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,400
I open my ears actually hurt.

519
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400
All right.

520
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,000
Well, he's seemingly play without making our ears bleed.

521
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Wow, that's an old one.

522
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Do you realize she's a grandma somewhere?

523
00:16:51,000 --> 00:17:01,000
I don't think they have those hats anymore.

524
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, wow.

525
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Yeah.

526
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I got it.

527
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
I got to be honest.

528
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,600
I don't like Burger King.

529
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,560
I think that I don't mind Burger King.

530
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,560
The smoke.

531
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,560
I think I've been there twice in my whole life.

532
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:31,560
So it's the same rhythm.

533
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,560
Wow.

534
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,560
It's cheesy.

535
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,560
It was.

536
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,560
I like the original better.

537
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,560
That looks like the lead singer to the Fugees.

538
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,560
No, he's in jail.

539
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,560
No, I don't like the Burger King.

540
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,560
I don't like that smoke taste.

541
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560
I don't know if it's natural.

542
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,560
If they sprayed the shit out there, but flame broils.

543
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,560
Yeah, the flame broils now.

544
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,560
That's I think it really is.

545
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,560
I see a bunch.

546
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,560
I don't know.

547
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,560
I see a bunch of smoke coming out.

548
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,560
I don't know.

549
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,560
It's over that little rack that goes over the flames.

550
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560
I don't know.

551
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560
But I do.

552
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,560
I will tell you that I don't like it.

553
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:10,560
And I think that whatever that flame is coming out, the smoke coming out of the top of Burger

554
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:16,560
King, it reminds me of the starter logs that you put on outside when you want to get a

555
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560
fire going.

556
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,560
It smells like a burger.

557
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,560
I mean, Burger King burger.

558
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,560
It doesn't smell like when we grill out burger.

559
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,560
It has its own distinct smell.

560
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,560
What a burger.

561
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,560
Just like you like it.

562
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560
You weren't even close.

563
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560
I was.

564
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,560
No, it's the same concept.

565
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:36,560
No, but now they say, oh, but Paul, you can't have it the way you like it because we don't

566
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,560
offer that anymore.

567
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,560
Well, that's because there's they got it.

568
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,560
We build it bigger.

569
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,560
It's because it's because of Covid bastards.

570
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,560
It was it was during Covid.

571
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,560
Anyway, you didn't finish your story.

572
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,560
So you saw he's like, do you like chicken?

573
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,560
They have a chick.

574
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,560
You're like, oh, hell no.

575
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,560
I hate chick.

576
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:55,560
Not their executive is a is a pride loving, blah, blah, blah.

577
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560
No, it wasn't.

578
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,560
Had anything.

579
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,560
I don't think it had anything to do with pride.

580
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,560
I think it had to do with the black reparations.

581
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:05,560
And he was on some sort of interview and he was talking about how he was like he went

582
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,560
and did something to some dude's feet.

583
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,560
And the guy looked at the black guy was looking at him like, what the fuck are you doing?

584
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,560
Oh, that's right.

585
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560
It was embarrassing.

586
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560
We watched a video of that.

587
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,560
It was washing his feet.

588
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,560
Yes.

589
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:20,560
I think people get really confused about the whole point of the washing of the feet thing.

590
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:26,560
Yeah, but you know, it isn't the idea of washing somebody's feet is not to say sorry for what

591
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560
you did to them.

592
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,560
I mean, I'm going to hold you up on a pedestal.

593
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,560
It is just to serve others.

594
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,560
Back in those days, I get it like a way of serving others.

595
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,560
But the way they're doing it now is awkward and weird.

596
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,560
And I hate it.

597
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,560
It's because it's different.

598
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,560
If you want to serve others, I think the motivation is different.

599
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560
Give them a candy bar.

600
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,560
You know, I mean, come on.

601
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,560
It's not it's not the same.

602
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,560
Nobody does that anymore.

603
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560
I know.

604
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560
Hey, you want to hold you up for your vehicle?

605
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560
No, but you are irrelevant.

606
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,560
You don't need a boogie whip because you don't have a horse.

607
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,560
It's not relevant for the time.

608
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,560
So it was this weird.

609
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,560
Chick-fil-A. I'm not against them.

610
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,560
I just don't eat them because I think they're high in salt.

611
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,560
So where'd you go?

612
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,560
I end up going to this Mexican restaurant.

613
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,560
Chicken.

614
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:09,560
I went to I went to a mom and pop restaurant downtown Atlanta, Texas.

615
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,560
And it was one of two restaurants.

616
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,560
They had an Italian one and they had a Mexican one.

617
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,560
And I walked into the Mexican place and there was like two people in there.

618
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,560
And I was like, do you have a bar?

619
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,560
And he says, no.

620
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560
I said, do you serve beer?

621
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,560
He says, no.

622
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,560
I was like, you paused.

623
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,560
He's like, well, we have some that we give away.

624
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,560
But I was like, well, I don't want any beers for your safe.

625
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,560
I just want to sit up at the bar.

626
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,560
So I sat down and had a little I had a chicken entree.

627
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,560
I thought it was chicken beluga or something weird like that.

628
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,560
I had like with extra salt.

629
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,560
Beluga is a whale.

630
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,560
It sounded like that.

631
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,560
I forget it.

632
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,560
Chaluga. I don't know.

633
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,560
But whatever it was.

634
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,560
Do you eat a basket of salty chips?

635
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,560
I had a couple of chips.

636
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,560
But you know what? I can tell you, I'm I'm I'm weary on eating foods now.

637
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,560
I'm afraid of foods.

638
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,560
I'm afraid of foods.

639
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:01,560
I'm afraid of the facts of the oils that these chips are cooked in that I don't think that they're healthy.

640
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:07,560
I think that people get confused or people don't really look into what are they cooking my food in?

641
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,560
And they just don't think about it.

642
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,560
And I think that restaurant owners, they buy the five gallon drums of whatever the cheapest shit is.

643
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560
And you know what?

644
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,560
A place like that, baby.

645
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,560
Well, but like all Mexican restaurants, like McDonald's uses peanut oil.

646
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,560
Whatever.

647
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560
And so does Chick-fil-A.

648
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:29,560
I'm just saying that I am the older I get, the more conscientious I am of things that I'm starting to put in my body.

649
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,560
You're supposed to. You're not supposed to eat the same shit you did with me.

650
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,560
My body, man, my body's different now.

651
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,560
Like quality bourbon.

652
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,560
Yeah, well, the quality bourbon is good.

653
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,560
I enjoy the bourbon.

654
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,560
You know, that's that's you know, I was almost like I was so hung over that day when I came back from the wedding.

655
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,560
I'm going to vomit.

656
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,560
Oh, my God. I was at your house because I come back on I drive out to.

657
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,560
We live in Frisco, Texas, and I went down to Conroe, Texas.

658
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,560
That light just turned on.

659
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,560
Was that a little remote or a timer?

660
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,560
It's a Wi-Fi light bulb.

661
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,560
Oh, so we I went to Conroe, Texas.

662
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,560
It's about three, three and a half hours.

663
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:13,560
And I drove down there and the way back, I visited my son, which kind of sparked up the thing we're talking about having a little tent on top, which I will probably never do.

664
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,560
But, you know, I swung by there.

665
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,560
So I went there, hung over after the wedding Sunday morning.

666
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:25,560
I get up, hung over and I go to the breakfast they have at the hotel, which is lame.

667
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,560
But, you know, I had a little bit of it, but I couldn't really eat.

668
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:33,560
I had like two gallons of coffee showered drove to go see Preston.

669
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,560
We went to Alpac Steakhouse.

670
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,560
I ordered the biggest steak they had.

671
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:44,560
And it turns out that and Preston orders this other steak.

672
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:50,560
It wasn't as big, but his was his the meat on it was bigger than mine because it was leaner.

673
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,560
So I was like, damn, did you get a bone in rib eye or something like that?

674
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,560
Yes. Yeah. You don't want to.

675
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,560
Well, those are good steaks. Yeah, it was good.

676
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,560
But they're very, but they count, but they count the bone as part of the weight.

677
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:08,560
So you have to factor that in. Yeah, it was a little disappointing because it didn't taste as good as I wanted to, because normally you get it.

678
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,560
You know, it's got a lot of salt in it and it tastes real good.

679
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560
This one was just I mean, it tasted good.

680
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,560
Don't get me wrong. I'm not slamming out back, but it was just it was a little disappointing.

681
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,560
So anyway, so I ate there and then I still hung over.

682
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,560
Wasn't feeling good.

683
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:26,560
Had like a two big old bottles of club soda and then I drive back and Terrence, I we're going over to Paul's house.

684
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,560
We're going to go sit outside. Oh, my God.

685
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,560
I just want to lay down. I feel good.

686
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,560
You say that every time I have a I'm not.

687
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:41,560
I guess you come in and you're like, man, when Terrence said we're coming over, I said, I just want to lay down.

688
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,560
You say every time you come over to my house.

689
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:50,560
Honestly, you well, I'm always you have you have a different set of batteries on you. You can push through stuff and just do it.

690
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,560
I really can't. Oh, I got up this morning and I went by.

691
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:59,560
I went up motorcycle driving and I came back and fixed my fence and then I rebuilt my motor and then I climbed on top my house and adjust my solar panels.

692
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,560
And I came downstairs and we were I was like, God damn.

693
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,560
I went to lunch. I got out of bed, took a shit.

694
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,560
I didn't feel like going anywhere. You know, I do.

695
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,560
I do. I have a motor.

696
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,560
I don't know. It's crazy.

697
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,560
I'm glad I have this. I have this thing about wanting to feel productive.

698
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:22,560
I can't I and it's not good, actually, because you need to just have downtime and lay down on the couch and veg.

699
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,560
Well, you do that. I do that.

700
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,560
I do that. But on days where I could literally just be lazy all day, I don't.

701
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,560
I don't consider being lazy. I consider it resting.

702
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,560
Yeah, no. I mean, I'm saying it's probably good. Good to do that.

703
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,560
Well, Sunday, I needed to rest. Right.

704
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,560
Well, you didn't. You came over to. Well, he just you just thought that you didn't do anything.

705
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,560
But yeah, you didn't do anything. You did. I chilled out.

706
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,560
I mean, I'm glad I came over. But I mean, I was tired. I was miserable.

707
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,560
I really was. I was kind of like I was like I felt I was in a fog.

708
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:57,560
I was like, oh, and then Tara was kind of like, you know, she saw you.

709
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,560
She's like, we need to leave. Did she? Yes.

710
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,560
Yes. So I looked at. Yeah, you look terrible. Oh, wow.

711
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,560
All right. Oh, I didn't notice. I don't know if that's good or bad.

712
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,560
Well, Tara noticed. She's like, yeah, he's not doing well.

713
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,560
We need to go. Yeah. But your wife talked to you about leaving.

714
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,560
Yeah, she did. I was happy. I want to turn to stay. I want her to have fun.

715
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,560
I mean, I had the women were all in the pool. I had my own armada.

716
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,560
I was driving. Very nice. Yeah, it was nice. Yes.

717
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:31,560
I love those small towns, but you know, the sad thing about the small towns is they are drying up.

718
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,560
I know they've been drying up for a long, long time. Yeah.

719
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,560
But people who are bad there never stay. No, especially out in East Texas.

720
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,560
It's a bad. There's some space.

721
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,560
There's some places up in Ohio that are really bad with heroin. Yeah.

722
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,560
And math in East Texas, I believe, is bad with the math scene.

723
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:54,560
Dude, if you so are they so bored that they just like they just they just do drugs?

724
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,560
I just don't think they have anything down there. It's going to do.

725
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,560
What is the motivation? What would be the reason why you get on math?

726
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,560
I think it's like just a sheer boredom product of your environment.

727
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,560
I think it's there because everybody else is doing it type of thing. Perhaps.

728
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,560
I think I mean, there's not a lot going on. People don't have a lot of money, you know,

729
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,560
which is odd because I'm thinking drugs are probably cost a lot of money.

730
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,560
Well, I was going to say, is math cheap? I don't make your own, don't you?

731
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,560
Well, I don't know. But they are.

732
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,560
Is that what they made in breaking bad? Yeah, they had an RV out in the desert.

733
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,560
Yeah, I don't think they make math out there. But, you know, well, they may.

734
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:35,560
I don't know. But the thing is that, you know, once you become addicted to it, you need it.

735
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,560
So they may have been like, you know, well, Johnny does it. Let me try it.

736
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,560
Oh, yeah. Now I'm hooked and now I need to go and do things to make money to get it.

737
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,560
And that's heroin, too. Heroin is highly addictive. Heroin is bad.

738
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:52,560
That's up in there. So there's some there's a bad swath up in southern Ohio, southeastern Ohio.

739
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,560
That's that's really bad with her. Apparently heroin trafficking.

740
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,560
Oh, so East Texas is bad. East Oklahoma is bad. Math.

741
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:08,560
I don't know. It's sad. It's like rural areas get sacked with these these problems.

742
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:15,560
Yeah. And again, I know I said that a couple of times, but I mean, I think it's maybe there just isn't much else to do.

743
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,560
I think that may be part of it. I think honestly, it does. I mean, I don't know.

744
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,560
I grew up in a small town. It wasn't a farming town. I grew up in a small town.

745
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,560
There wasn't a whole lot to do. So you'd hang out. You just drive, drive and have a beer and a tailgate.

746
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,560
Right. Or something like that.

747
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:35,560
We just drove and then we'd end up at a restaurant somewhere to eat. Right.

748
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,560
Right. You know, we're old enough to drink or anything like that.

749
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:42,560
So you just you just don't do anything. You just drive around in the car.

750
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:52,560
There's a lot of closed down, dilapidated little strip malls and gas stations and drug dens.

751
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:57,560
Man, it's it. You know, I just I just wish I had more money.

752
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:06,560
I could invest even even when I went to college station where our boys are staying right by their apartment.

753
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:12,560
They have they have several buildings that are just nasty and dilapidated.

754
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,560
They're renovating one because it's a staple in the city, I guess.

755
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,560
That bar. Yeah, the one that kind of looks like the bottle caps.

756
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,560
It's a old wood Dixie chick. Yeah, it's Dixie chicken.

757
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,560
It kind of looks like it. Yeah, it is the the original in that area.

758
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,560
It was the original chicken place, Dixie chicks, whatever it's called.

759
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:36,560
And then the bottle cap alley chicken because it's got all the gate. Pardon.

760
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,560
Northgate. No, no. OK. You talk about the chicken oil company type of thing. Yes.

761
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,560
OK. Yeah. Well, it looks like old reclaimed wood on the outside.

762
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:51,560
I mean, it looks kind of cool. And I was just thinking, man, if I had money, I could rehab some of these places and I'd make money on it.

763
00:28:51,560 --> 00:29:00,560
I would absolutely make money. In fact, you know, I'm just thinking even like when Austin goes to school there in the next year or two,

764
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:06,560
you know, I'm thinking instead of renting a place, I think I'm just going to buy a house down there, you know,

765
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,560
and rent out the other rooms and buy it as a as an investment property, perhaps.

766
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,560
I don't know. I just don't I don't see that's that's what I'm leaning towards right now.

767
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:20,560
In fact, I'm leaning on that pretty hard.

768
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:25,560
The more and more I think about it, there's a lot of people that do that, you know, but it's just it's just the cities.

769
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:33,560
They're they're just I don't know where all these kids go and where they are. Plus, the population is are we in a decline with the population?

770
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:45,560
People are moving somewhere. Well, the the the the stat I heard was there's three illegal immigrants for one birth here in the United States.

771
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:52,560
So I know that I remember Elon Musk bringing up that one of the biggest things that we have headed our way,

772
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,560
if we don't solve the problem is a negative growth population. Correct.

773
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,560
So because people these days aren't having kids. That's right.

774
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,560
The younger generations are thinking, well, there's multiple reasons.

775
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:10,560
But one of the ridiculous ones are they don't want to stress the world any more than we already have as a human race and and the climate change.

776
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,560
And and it's just a horrible world to bring a kid into. That's the white mentality.

777
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,560
And white liberal mentality is selfish, in my opinion.

778
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:23,560
But anyway, if you don't have kids, that's fine. But for that reason, I think it's kind of silly.

779
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Yeah, I just don't want to be a silly reason. I mean, if you feel like I want to I want a career, I want to get to the top.

780
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,560
I don't want to be burdened by kids because I want to travel, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

781
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:41,560
Yeah, that's fine. Well, like me right now, I don't want another dog because I don't want to be tied down, tied down to dealing with a dog when I travel.

782
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,560
I just want to be able to. Hey, let's go. Right. And go.

783
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,560
I don't have to find a border or anything like that.

784
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:54,560
Well, see, we we thought about that and we're like, well, we're just going to dump our dogs off at your house.

785
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,560
And then we're going to, you know, go, go have fun, tons and tons of fun.

786
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,560
So doesn't that work, too? If you need to, we can do that.

787
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,560
I'm just kidding. Well, you have to solve your dog's poop problem.

788
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,560
I think we have the puppy's learning.

789
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:19,560
Is she shitting on a tree? No. So dudes like us experience having dogs that when you first got a dog experience in the poop factor and the pee factor.

790
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,560
So what's the what's the turnout? Did they?

791
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,560
Well, I mean, what's interesting is that we got this dog.

792
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,560
I mean, it was it was, you know, somebody that was at the school, you know, at the cross crosswalk.

793
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:35,560
And my wife was talking to her and she's like, this is a lady that like gets dogs ready for adoption.

794
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:41,560
But when they're like too young for adoption and so she trains them and, you know, all sorts of stuff and kind of makes them ready.

795
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:47,560
Like they're already I mean, hell, this one apparently was like ringing some sort of doorbell to let them know that she needed to go out.

796
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,560
And I was like, oh, score. This is going to be really easy.

797
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,560
Yeah, not so not quite. And I have a doggy door and she was like, oh, then it's going to be even easier.

798
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,560
She's going to go right out the doggy door. She was sitting in the front room. She was sitting in the living room.

799
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,560
She was peeing all over the place. I was like, OK, something has gone horribly wrong with what this dog apparently already learned.

800
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,560
Right. But, you know, you're just you know, so we got your crate, right?

801
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:15,560
You didn't need your crate anymore. And that has been a godsend because we put her in there at night, take her out, immediately take her outside.

802
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,560
I mean, you know, back to standard puppy training stuff. Right.

803
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,560
And then you give them treats when you when they, you know, poop and pee and all that kind of stuff.

804
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,560
So anyway, I think we've got it under control. There's probably going to be a couple more accidents.

805
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,560
But at this point, she's she's with the program. So that's good.

806
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,560
Anyway, she's cute. She's cute little little puppy. She had very large ears for her head.

807
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:42,560
Very large puppy. Yes. Six months old. And it's going to be just a mutt, isn't she?

808
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:48,560
It's a black mouthed cur.

809
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,560
Yeah, I've never heard of that. Yeah, I had neither. And she looked just like the other ones.

810
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:57,560
Is that a real thing? So I yeah. Yeah. Well, no, that was on the paperwork.

811
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:05,560
It's not a black mouthed cur. So like K.E.R.R. No, C.U.R.R. It's also known as a southern cur.

812
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:11,560
Yeah. Or southern black mouth cur. Yeah. So if you. Yeah. Or a yellow black mouth cur.

813
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:19,560
And medium to large size breed. It kind of looked like the cur type. Oh, it's only one R. C.U.R. Yeah.

814
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,560
Anyway, that's what that's what was on the paperwork. So I think she's going to be a big dog.

815
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,560
They're kind, they're loyal, they're fearless, active, protective and trainable.

816
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:33,560
They get up to 400 pounds for 50 is what I read. Cool. Yeah.

817
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,560
These dogs have a lifespan between 12 and 15 years. That's good. Yeah.

818
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,560
You watch your dogs live about 12 at least. Anyway, the dog's getting along.

819
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:47,560
I have the other six, six year old. I think black mouthed brush them once a week to remove the dirt from their coat.

820
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:59,560
Yeah, we watch them once a year and like the health care common health problems, like all medium to large dogs, the black mouth cur is at a risk of arthritis in hip dysplasia.

821
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Yeah, that's what got that's what got Lady. Yeah. Well, and you know, you know, Sasha's got the missing back leg. Right.

822
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,560
So I'm imagining she's going to have all sorts of problems after getting hit by the car.

823
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:17,560
And well, I think just the one leg is going to cause a couple of years. She's going to be a mess.

824
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,560
I know. I just get her the little training wheels in the back. Yeah.

825
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,560
A little wagon. Oh, dude, she'd love it. And go ahead and remove the good leg and put it on.

826
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,560
She just, you know, when you want to go for a walk or something to put on the wheels.

827
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,560
Well, how does she get to the doggy door on that? She's like getting stuck.

828
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:42,560
The wheels are stuck. And I'll be like, Shelly, damn it. Can you let the dog out? Bang. I'm trying to get out.

829
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,560
Maybe you could have an automatic door in the back. I don't know.

830
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:52,560
She I mean, she gets around pretty good. She does. And they wrestle and they wrestle and tumble and jump on each other.

831
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:58,560
And I saw that they were frolicking. They were just all over each other. It's kind of fun. It's kind of funny.

832
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,560
Anyway, dogs are great. Yeah, very similar to to your new dog. A little little different.

833
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,560
I think this one down here looks the most like her. But yeah, there's quite a bit of differences in all these pictures.

834
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:13,560
So anyway, she's cute dog. So see you are, which is interesting.

835
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:20,560
So, you know, what is the what is the the entomology of that? Interesting.

836
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:27,560
Well, I put her on twenty three and me and she comes mainly from from Cro Magnum.

837
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Black Mouth Cur a one on one breed profile canine of mine and whatever.

838
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:38,560
All right. Let's just move on. You should look at the top 10 dog breeds for for like residential.

839
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:44,560
You have like families. God. Lately, Shelly's been watching the stupid dog shows on TV like the Westminster dog.

840
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,560
Yes. Well, they parade them around and I'm like, they grab their nuts.

841
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,560
And I honestly couldn't care less. But she's like, Oh, my God, Paul, look at this one. Oh, my God, Paul, look at this one.

842
00:35:53,560 --> 00:36:00,560
One after another. And they, you know, they were double negative. You know how those, you know, they poodles or care less.

843
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,560
Does it couldn't? I could not care less. I could care less. I could not care less. I could care more.

844
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:14,560
I could care less or I could not care less. I could not care less than I do, which means it's at the bottom of the scale for caring for caring.

845
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,560
Correct. I think it's correct. But you know what people do say incorrectly?

846
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:24,560
I know we can change your subject here is irregardless. I say that word every now and then. That is not a word.

847
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:32,560
It is. You say it. Well, irregardless. Well, it's I guess it would be a word if you say it, but it doesn't make it inappropriate.

848
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:39,560
Like something like are correct. You just say regardless. You don't say irregardless. How do you know this?

849
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I I gobbled it. You gobbled it. Yeah. You gobbled it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if it's appropriate or not.

850
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,560
But I do catch myself saying that word every now and then. Really? I don't. Yeah, I don't say that.

851
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Well, it says irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective,

852
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:04,560
which has caused controversy since the early 20th century through the word appeared in print early as 1795.

853
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:10,560
See, it is a word. It's just not used very often. It's incorrectly. But is it grammatically correct?

854
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:17,560
No, it isn't. It's not considered to be a real word in most dictionaries and it should be avoided in most dictionaries.

855
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Except for academic writing, it should not be used. However, if you want to use it on some sort of CNN show.

856
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:32,560
There you go. Sure. I do catch it. But you've told me that before and I tried not to say it. Yeah.

857
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:39,560
But I still slips out. Before we jump into the whole number of 10, 15 dogs, we're talking about the decline of population.

858
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:49,560
And that's you mentioned about Elon Musk. Now, we do know that China, China's went down from like, I don't remember what it was.

859
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:57,560
It was like one point four billion. Maybe it was more down to see it was one point four billion to seven or fifty seventy one.

860
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,560
They were below a billion. China. No, well, they've not yet.

861
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:07,560
China's forecast to lose half almost half of its population by 2100 by the end of the century.

862
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Yeah. And it all started with the whole one child thing. Correct.

863
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:18,560
And so what they were doing basically, if you have a girl, you don't want girls. You killed it. Killed it. Yes.

864
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Yeah. They got a bunch of boys. They had inside. So there's a bunch of men out there with no women to procreate.

865
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:30,560
They are whole villages in China with no it's crazy. No women. I should have laughed, but I did.

866
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:40,560
But there was a there was an Asian film Kung Fu show on and you've got Clan A fighting Clan B. Right. All right.

867
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:46,560
Well, part of the fight, they go in there, they're like slicing a dice and kicking it.

868
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:52,560
And all this cool choreography and stuff. Well, there was this little style, Bruce Lee style.

869
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,560
And it was like, you know, crouching tiger, hidden dragon kind of thing.

870
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:04,560
And they come up with this little cocoon wrapped baby and the the I don't know, somehow the baby's thrown.

871
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:14,560
And the guy that was the invader catches it and examines it really quick to see if it was a female or a male because there's only two genders.

872
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,560
So female or male. And he recognizes that it was a female.

873
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:28,560
He takes the baby and slices it up and throws it in a well. Oh, well, the well was in the movie.

874
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,560
Well, I mean, I'm sure it's a prop. I know. But yeah, in the movie.

875
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:37,560
So he was kind of like, you know, he tossed it into the well, you know, and it was it was just an odd thing.

876
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:42,560
Well, we bring that up, you know, and I was like so like vulgar.

877
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,560
That's what they that's what they do for you. That's what it was, man.

878
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,560
It was what they call that when you extinguish or genocide.

879
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,560
Yeah, it's a genocide. Infant side infanticide.

880
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Yeah, Lord, man. I know the way you said it makes it sound weird or something.

881
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,560
Why? Yeah, it's an infant side.

882
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,560
No, it's not infant side. It's infanticide.

883
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,560
It sounds like you're applying some sort of spray, some kind of ointment.

884
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,560
This sounds kind of sad. I was counting.

885
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,560
It's like a fantasy, erotic word or something. It's weird.

886
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,560
It's a fantasy. Yeah, it's an anal lubricant.

887
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,560
Yeah, China, China, they say is going to be in trouble in the next off the end of the century.

888
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,560
Not 75 years. Well, you know, I think that they did it on purpose.

889
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,560
You know, I think that they're they're in trouble, man.

890
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:33,560
They and they recognize it. I think they recognize I think there was it was a it's here's the thing.

891
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,560
I think they did it on purpose. We've got open borders down there.

892
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,560
We've got lots of China men coming across the border.

893
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:49,560
I lots and lots and lots. I know. And that concerns me. I was like, I mean, you have to assume that anybody coming over from China, it's not easy to defect from China.

894
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:58,560
So if these numbers are increasing and they're increasing by like 233 percent over last month, 400 percent over last month.

895
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,560
I mean, there's still tiny numbers compared to other countries. Chinese nationalists.

896
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,560
They got what I'm saying. And I'm like, wait a second.

897
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:12,560
Are they coming over because they're agents and they're basically building sleeping cells and I mean, that are going to be called to strike?

898
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,560
Well, I mean, it's easy to do right now. Well, why would the Middle East be doing that, too?

899
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,560
Well, maybe they are. Maybe they are. That's just the whole thing.

900
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,560
And I think that we've forgotten. We learned nothing about 9-11.

901
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:29,560
We were dumping into the politics part. But the whole thing is China is giving tons and tons of money to our politicians.

902
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,560
I know. Tons and tons.

903
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:44,560
I mean, we I mentioned earlier before we started the podcast that the dude from the Fugees just got sentenced for 20 years in jail for accepting 20 million dollars from China so that he could provide campaign contributions to Obama, Barack Obama.

904
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:51,560
And this was a pop band, an American pop band. The Fugees had Lauren Hill singing in it.

905
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,560
She was the singer. Right. And they sang that.

906
00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:02,560
And the Roberta Flack song remade that Roberta Flack song. So what killing me softly.

907
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:08,560
So I'm just trying to understand how stupid can you be?

908
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,560
Oh, that guy right there in the middle.

909
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:17,560
There's a picture. I don't know if that was him, but there's a picture of the guy who got arrested and or was going to jail.

910
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:22,560
But he was in a picture with Michelle Obama and Wycliffe Goldberg.

911
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:29,560
So he was drinking the Kool-Aid and he was so into it that he just didn't even think about like it being illegal.

912
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,560
Yeah, I mean, I can almost see it happening.

913
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,560
You know, they're kind of like, hey, I'm going to give you this money.

914
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,560
Just go. You know what? You want to make a contribution to Barack Obama?

915
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Hey, I'll give you some money. These are the Jersey Channels.

916
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,560
And he thinks he's doing a good thing. He's like, ah, dude, Barack, you're not going to believe it.

917
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,560
Did he pass it on? I just got China to give me 20 million dollars.

918
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:53,560
Twenty years in jail. So evidently he passed it on. But the whole thing is that I'm believe why aren't we hearing about this anywhere else?

919
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,560
Yeah, I haven't heard a word about this. I think it was on Breitbart report.

920
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,560
And that's all you're going to hear. You're not going to hear it on any of the other news.

921
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,560
How do you say that Breitbart Breitbart Breitbart Breitbart?

922
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:08,560
Yeah, he's dead. He died to young to get a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah.

923
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,560
It was a while ago. Yeah. A long time ago. Crazy.

924
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:16,560
But killing me softly. Yeah. Twenty years in jail. Suck it. You know, then you got what else? The thing?

925
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,560
God bless it was on the tip of my tongue and it just fell off.

926
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:25,560
The Biden conspiracies. Those are things that are happening bribery.

927
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:30,560
Yeah, they're just coming out everywhere. I think I think I don't know.

928
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,560
I think it's I think it's going to gain some steam.

929
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,560
But I say that. But then the DOJ is not going to do anything. You know, right?

930
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:44,560
I mean, hell, they're threatening to take the director of DOJ, you know, in not impeach him, but contempt, contempt of

931
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Senator Court or whatever. Yeah, because, you know, they've got doc. Oh, no, that was the FBI.

932
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:53,560
It's crazy. The DOJ, the DOJ, the FBI. I mean, who else is involved in this shit?

933
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,560
You were talking about last podcast. The guy from CIA was over in Singapore.

934
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:05,560
And I mean, what is happening there with all of our agencies and and and people who are supposed to be impartial

935
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,560
and protecting the there's there's no accountability. And you know what?

936
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:16,560
There's no leader. There's no clear leader. There's no authority, you know, and and every time I think someone's going to be the authority.

937
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Like, I'll give you an example like Will Barr, William Barr. I was thinking that he was former attorney general. Yeah.

938
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,560
So I was thinking, well, he's going to be the authority on stuff and he's not. He slanted, you know.

939
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:35,560
It's just like what he starts talking positive about Trump and then next he's not.

940
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:43,560
And it's like, dude, you're totally drinking the Kool-Aid. If you don't think for one second that that election.

941
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,560
I mean, there's no proof, there's no evidence to it.

942
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:52,560
You know, but you can't sit there and say for fact that it wasn't there was no shenanigans going on.

943
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,560
Right. And his words were to think that there was anything going on is absolutely preposterous.

944
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,560
And for him to say that is kind of like saying there's no aliens in the world, in the universe.

945
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,560
How could you make a statement like that? You don't know.

946
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,560
Oh, there's always in every election, like whether it doesn't matter who won it.

947
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,560
That's been going back to what Kennedy won. Exactly.

948
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:19,560
If it's Democrat wanted a Republican wanted or there's always been fraud in the back of the 60s.

949
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Yeah. The question is, Joe Kennedy was having dead people vote.

950
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:29,560
Right. The question is how blatant is the start and did the did the fraud affect the outcome of the election?

951
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,560
That's really what you have to ask, because there's no question that there is fraud. Correct.

952
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,560
There are people using, like you said, dead people's ballots. Right.

953
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,560
Ballot harvesting ballot. Well, I mean, that's legal. It is legal. That's part of the problem is legal.

954
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,560
But anyway, well, you know what?

955
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,560
Trump said I'm going to go ahead and get ahead of this and I'm going to start ballot harvesting.

956
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,560
Hey, if it's legal, you got to beat you. Use all your tools. Yeah.

957
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,560
Beat them at their own game. I mean, I think that's a smart move.

958
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:01,560
I mean, I hate it because it kind of looks like here we are complaining about the Democrats doing it.

959
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:07,560
And now the Republicans are going to do it. But, you know, you'd be stupid not to if it's legal.

960
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,560
So anyway, it's something that kind of bugged me a little bit, Jeff.

961
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:28,560
And I heard today from my job from somebody, not my company, but from somebody I met while doing my job about the about the supply chain.

962
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,560
You were talking about like Adderall. So it extends even further than Adderall.

963
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:41,560
Certain medicines were starting to become deficient and even the supply chain for like I was looking in for my job.

964
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:47,560
And they were like, well, to get the materials to do the stuff is going to be take like, you know, eight to 12 months to get it.

965
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,560
That's how far out they are to do this. And I was like, God bless.

966
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,560
And he was just like, yeah, it's never been so worse ever.

967
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,560
You know, we had specific people out there that specialize in their job.

968
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Like, yeah, this is crazy. It's never been this bad.

969
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,560
Now, is it all unwinding like they're having to unwind what happened?

970
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,560
You know, China's still hurting over there. COVID. China's still hurting with COVID over there.

971
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:16,560
They're still port issues like aren't there still like, you know, I mean, there's like multiple those multiple.

972
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,560
Well, there's a lot. Yeah, there's multiple sections of the whole supply chain. Right. Right. Right.

973
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:26,560
And I did see that somebody is threatening to strike again. Oh, God.

974
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,560
It's either the ports or the truckers again. I can't remember.

975
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,560
That's like in the last couple of days that I saw the headline. That's wonderful.

976
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:40,560
Shit all over the American. Yeah. Well, the American consumer.

977
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:55,560
What we need to be prepared for, because so much is made over in China that if this whole whole conflict with China proceeds and progresses like a military conflict, if it just keeps getting worse and worse, shut us off worse.

978
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Well, it hurts them, too.

979
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:05,560
So it's like mutually assured destruction almost because they stop getting their money. So their economy dies. Right. Essentially.

980
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:12,560
And we are left with I can't get medicine. Right. Because the bulk of our medicines made over there.

981
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:18,560
Didn't didn't we learn a lesson during COVID on that deal? I mean, did I know Trump was like, we're bringing that stuff back.

982
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Well, we're talking about, you know, it was the baby formula was the big thing. You know, we're making baby formula and they were just like, well, we need to start making our own baby formula.

983
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:42,560
Then we started making the baby formula. Guess what happened? So we have we fire broke out, you know, planes falling out of the fucking sky and hitting chicken coops, you know, and you got bird flu and you've got the mad cow disease and you've got all these outside.

984
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:53,560
That just like what the fuck didn't there was a run on eggs or something? I mean, what happened with eggs? Well, that's because they had to kill millions and millions and millions of chickens because of some bird bird flu.

985
00:48:53,560 --> 00:49:03,560
Yeah. So they had to like torch them. But chickens grow extremely fast. That's why it recovers quickly. Right. Cost money. Obviously. Yeah. I need to go. Yeah.

986
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:18,560
But then also there's this conspiracy where like people were making these videos and they're like, I changed my feed and oh yeah, they suddenly now my I you had Marina Marina was supplying bird feed for a lot of the farmers and stop playing eggs.

987
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:28,560
Like when I say a lot, I mean like 80 percent of the farmers out there were buying a specific brand. I may be misspeaking, but it was something everyone knew like Prima.

988
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:40,560
And yeah, they stopped producing eggs and they were like, we couldn't figure out what the hell's going on. We should we switched to like a regular corn and within a week they started producing eggs again.

989
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:50,560
And these are people that are really raising the same type of chickens like small scale. Right. Not like gigantic chicken farms. But yeah, for 20 years.

990
00:49:50,560 --> 00:50:08,560
They're they've never seen this before. In my opinion, in my opinion, I think to help solve this illegal immigration thing, pull that manufacturing out of China, go down to South America, Central America, Honduras, Guatemala, Ecuador, build there so they don't want to leave to come here.

991
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:22,560
Yeah, I would solve that opportunity. That's why they're coming here. Correct. But like you can't go to Venezuela because they're freaking communist dictator. So they're out. Yeah, but we can buy our Dominion voting machines from Venezuela.

992
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:33,560
Didn't they? They just I think they said that that wasn't true. That's not true. Well, I don't know either. Remember, there was a massive settlement between Fox News, Fox News, billion dollars.

993
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:46,560
And by Tucker's out there. Right. And who else got let go some big, big executive producer to his producer and a big executive for Fox. Right. For Fox. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

994
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Tucker Carlson, they just he had his Twitter show. His third one. I haven't seen it yet. I've heard either. Third one came out tonight.

995
00:50:53,560 --> 00:51:07,560
Fox came out and said the cease and assist. Yes. You know, hey, man, you're not allowed to do shit until 2024 until after the elections. That's crazy. It is, isn't it? It's just like what? What if it's in his contract? Yeah.

996
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:14,560
So he's not allowed to talk at all. If it's in his contract, he's not allowed to be on a streaming service of any kind.

997
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:29,560
I think that's where it is. It's a non compete, but is a streaming service qualified as that? I think that's kind of how he's trying to get around it. That's the loophole. He's trying to get around. I like it. I like the fact that he's not a streaming service. It's a post.

998
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:38,560
I mean, are this Facebook considered an extreme service? You're streaming videos. Well, I mean, are you Facebook Live? But if you post a video that's not streaming.

999
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:58,560
Or is it? Sure. Yeah, I guess news. That whole technology is you're streaming the video, right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's not up to me to decide. But but the question is, is it a streaming a paid for profit streaming service? Is he getting paid for that? I don't think he is.

1000
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:13,560
I don't know. Do people get paid off of Twitter? Well, yeah, like you do off YouTube. But do you have 90 million views? And then? Yes, I think that many views, they get paid. Do they like YouTube? He's talking about fucking aliens. You know what? I actually don't know. I don't know.

1001
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:42,560
Okay, so yes, is that if you if you have a lot of views, it's just like YouTube is just like, God bless it, TikTok and Instagram. In fact, one of my kids does live stuff. And she said, Dad, I made 100 bucks last night. That's crazy. 100 bucks. It was over 100 actually, but whatever 100 bucks. And Mr. Producer, do you have any feedback or regard on that?

1002
00:52:43,560 --> 00:53:13,560
So I don't know what it all entails. But you know, she said I had enough people watching me where I got paid. So I don't know if it was direct money from the people watching or if it were if it was part of the advertising that she received. I don't know. I didn't ask too much about it because I'm trying to stay out of it. Right? Yeah. It is nothing to listen to. Is it? No, it's not like I mean, it's fair question. You know, I don't know. Yeah, no, it's literally she's just sitting there talking about stuff that she she'll set up her phone and she'll

1003
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:28,600
cook and she'll go out on the patio and she'll just talk about things and, you know, and she's got a like she got her hand, you know, she had some surgery on it. She was talking about that and she was just tell stories. Excuse me, man. Um, there was.

1004
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:43,440
Sorry, a little, a little gassy there. Very aggressive. It was. I'll tell you what, let's let's get his pants right before the the podcast. I did not shit my pants. It was out of every or if it was a little too

1005
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:48,600
it was oily, it was oily. Yours are oily.

1006
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,920
Yours. You know what?

1007
00:53:53,680 --> 00:54:13,000
So Elijah Craig single barrel is what the the choices for today. It's a private barrel stack in a private barrel. And it was the total wine distiller selection collection. That was did someone from total wine, Texas and say, hey, we have this. So, oh, Kevin, hey, shout out to

1008
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:32,080
Kevin. Give us a heads up. So, hey, guys, I'm paraphrasing that, of course. It sounds just like I don't think he sounds like that. Hey, guys, stuff up here. I'm not a whole other thing that they side to you. You know, the rules. So you better hurry. Jeff's like, I'm on my way. I'm already there.

1009
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:57,040
I think that's what he does at random hours. You'll just circle the parking lot, waiting for a text. And then like, I'm here. I'm here. Parked right now. Whatever you're working out of your car in the parking lot of total wine. Pop it over to the Elijah Craig barrel. Mr. Producer. So this one, Paul, look, he was sent on this.

1010
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:13,440
Well, let's see here. Okay, 11 years. It is 11. Yep. All right. delighted to have partnered with what was that cigar heritage to bring you two fantastic barrels of Elijah Craig barrel proof bourbon. All right. So what does that mean?

1011
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:29,120
Heaven Hills fantastic barrels. So what do they mix them? Is this a mix? I don't think it's a blend. No, it's not a blend. It's just two barrels that were dedicated to this. Okay, so it's I think it's cigar heritage is the just like total wine, right? Right. Right.

1012
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:46,880
Website is right. So this is Heaven Hills barrel proof small batch. It's offered three times per year. They're single barrel. Let's see here. Scroll down for me. Yeah, it's good. Well, that says 121 proof. That means okay, well, every barrel is gonna be a little different, right?

1013
00:55:46,880 --> 00:56:16,840
That ours 123.6 123.5 I can't read that. And when these are very unique. So I mean, I we may not find exactly. Well, this barrel is gonna be different than that barrel. Right? Exactly. These are very, these are very unique barrels. These are private barrels. So as as strong. So what is the cap on this as 125? The cap to make it a bourbon or not a bourbon? That's what I remember reading. So it's it's below the cap. And I'll tell you for being 123.5 or six, whatever it says on

1014
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:46,820
there, it does not taste 123. It's very smooth. It doesn't have that alcohol punch that you usually get when you open up the body like holy shit, I'm gonna peel some paint from this. It's interesting. It has a burn, but it's a slow burn start to finish. Yeah. And it's not and it doesn't overwhelm is that the alcohol or the rise or what do you think? I don't know. But it doesn't overwhelm the flavor at all. I don't think it has. Okay, I don't think it has. For my opinion, it doesn't have a whole lot of flavor.

1015
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:59,720
I'm not left with a mouth full of flavor. Oh, I am. You know, but let me try it. Hold on. I mean, it's got like I said, it's got a consistent burn all the way through, but it's very slight and a ton of flavor pops. Okay. Well, you're Wow.

1016
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:14,600
So from this point on, it's just gonna be Jeff. He's gonna Trump right now. Yeah, he's having some sort of throat embolism. All right. So did you inhale the alcohol? I don't know. Whatever you see I did there. Don't do that homeless job.

1017
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:27,040
I was trying to aerate it. Oh, you were you were introducing your own carbon dioxide into I was doing my Anthony Hopkins version of father being father beans. Your father being very well.

1018
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:38,880
Oh, yeah. You're a different shade of something. Yeah, my tonsils just blackened. Wow. All right. Anywho, so I did get a good taste on that one.

1019
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:54,880
I think it's great. I don't taste any stone fruit. I don't taste any tartness in there. I don't taste any sweet. I do taste a lot of leather. It's not bad. It is good. I'm not saying that at all. Just doesn't have a lot of the high fruit flavors that we've been drinking.

1020
00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:03,200
Plus, it doesn't taste sweet. It is different. It is a little different. Well, the leather side. I think there's maybe some cinnamon on it. I'm sorry. What

1021
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:13,760
did you need practice that little less. Are you tried. It was like your tongue was a little close to your teeth. Yeah, it's probably good that he's in all fairness. I'm not still looking at a good natural.

1022
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,200
But I do get a little bit of cinnamon.

1023
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:22,960
Such retards.

1024
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:35,120
Such retards. You tried. Sorry. I did. I did. I tried to fail, which is a good thing. You need to practice doing that in the mirror. Oh man, that made me cry.

1025
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah, he doesn't do the gay thing quite as well as you do. Is there a little cinnamon in some of your signs, Jeff? Oh, you got the neck moving and everything.

1026
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:49,560
No, I like this. We have some of the other Heart of the Final Age of Craig's out there. We've liked all of them. Yeah, it does have cinnamon. So far.

1027
00:58:49,560 --> 00:59:03,120
That's good. Yep. But this one's 11 years. It's got an extra year on there from the other typical 11 11 years 11 years. I believe it is right. Oh, shit. I didn't see that. It's an 11 year. What's this right there. Damn. Very nice. I'll say I'm no stickle.

1028
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:17,840
I mean, that's that's not that's a that's no slouch. That's some good stuff right there. I would give it an 8.5. Eight and a half. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty high on this. Eight and a half. I really like it. I do too.

1029
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:47,760
Yeah, it's good stuff. I'll give it about an eight. I'll give it eight. I'll give it a point one. That's big for you. Yeah, I'll give it a one. That's good. All right. Much better than what we had last week. I wanted to share a feel good story that feel good might be might be a stretch because there is some unhappiness in the story. But did you hear about the the family that crashed in the Amazon with four kids with a mom that died. Yes. So the kids survived. Did the kids get killed? Yeah.

1030
00:59:47,840 --> 01:00:17,680
Eat them. Oh my god. You're ruining the story already. Did you know so it's got them open and climb inside to stay warm. Just like Star Wars. Star Wars with a ton ton. So it was a Cessna a small plane with three adults and four kids and the four kids are 13 11 like five or six and 11 months old. Right. Okay. 11 months old. And it crashes and one of the adults is the mother and co pilot pilot and some other guy. They didn't really say who the other person was. Anyway.

1031
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:35,920
They it's in the jungle right and this plane took off from like a small indigenous village and was going somewhere and and they get to the plane and the kids are gone and they look at the evidence and they're like there's footprints and they're like they think the kids are alive and on the move.

1032
01:00:35,920 --> 01:01:05,920
Forty days it takes them 40 days to find these four kids and they and because they were like children of an indigenous tribe but you know usually when we talk about indigenous tribe it's like the guys throwing spears at the helicopters. We got big like lip plates. Exactly. And they're like you're not allowed to make contact with them. Right. It's not like that. All right. I mean they have like regular clothes on and they're just from indigenous tribes but that's what Shelley said. She was like indigenous tribe. What the hell are they doing in an airplane. It's kind of like Mennonites. Right.

1033
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:21,080
Mennonites go to Walmart. Well I was asked was like is this like a some white family from Nebraska that crashed. Oh no. This is it. But check this out. So because it was indigenous children they knew it was cool. They knew the jungle and they knew what berries to eat.

1034
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:40,080
They knew what they climbed into trunks of trees to stay away from snakes and stuff like this. And they freaking and they and they used flour from the plane and ate berries and they were malnourished. Make granted granted. But they were fine. That's good. And they found them alive.

1035
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Alive. All four of them including an 11 month old baby. Lincoln Nebraska family. Would have been better. What happened in Lincoln. No if that was like some family. Oh they would. We were making jokes that if like if it was our kids and they got a flat tire in Frisco they'd be dead in two hours. Yeah.

1036
01:01:56,080 --> 01:02:11,080
Yeah. My phone's dead. So literally just kind of collapse on the ground. The president Gustavo Petro celebrated the news of upon returning from Cuba where he signed a ceasefire with representatives of the National Liberation Army rebel.

1037
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:27,080
He's expected to meet with the children Saturday. This is an it's such a feel good story from the standpoint of like it's kind of like do you guys remember when the kids got trapped in those caves because the 13 kids in Costa Rica or wherever that was. I thought it was Guatemala.

1038
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:37,080
No I thought it was in Southeast Asia. I don't know. It's like Cambodia or something. Remember it's like a soccer team. Yes. I was down. I was down to South America somewhere. That where they eat each other.

1039
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:50,080
God. Chilly. What is your obsession with. What was the movie where there was a plane crash and they ate each other. That was the movie Alive. That did happen. And that was a soccer team. That's what I was thinking. They ate the dead people. Yeah.

1040
01:02:51,080 --> 01:03:01,080
Well of course they eat the dead people. Well they killed them then they ate them. They don't ever eat alive people. Yes. I don't know. I wouldn't want to die. I'd be like hey man just eat my leg.

1041
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:17,080
OK. So you just take a big bite. There we go. Why didn't they do that. I'll sacrifice a leg. I'll heal. Right. I mean why they just be like OK let's draw straws and we'll eat the leg of whoever gets the shortest straw. We'll knock you out slice your leg off and put it on a spit.

1042
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:29,080
Actually had no fire so they eat it raw didn't they. They said no details. Well it was frozen. How the four siblings aged 19 13 9 4 and 11 months managed to survive on their own for so long. Well they ate.

1043
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:59,080
Well they do know if they ate edible berries. They're knowledgeable. The kids knew they freaking knew the jungle. It's amazing. And the girl was the 13 year old. So the crash happened in the early hours of May 1st. God bless. 40 days. 40 days. I mean guys this is I know I know it's tragic that the mom died and then you know the pilot died. But man these four kids coming out of the jungle. I see a movie getting made. Oh huge. Yeah. And talk about Colombia being like super cool. Yeah. And I think that's the

1044
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:15,080
super proud and and a great said they had over a hundred soldiers that were flown in remote out to the remote areas. They had local folks out there. It was it was an incredible search and they knew those kids were alive because they they said they found half eaten fruit.

1045
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:45,040
Playing around. That's right. They were all these clues and they and they were playing a recording of their grandmother saying stay where you are because if you keep moving we miss you. And apparently they missed him by like 100 meters at one point. And if they a rescue dog that they had let loose in the jungle looking for the they said they played with the dog for a while. Oh really. And they can't get this. This is the crazy part. They can't find the dog. Oh that's funny. The dog is eating. They found the kids and the dog's gone. But the kids.

1046
01:04:45,080 --> 01:05:14,440
The kids ate the dog. Maybe they ate him or a Python ate the dog. Who knows. Also the dog's gone. The dog is missing. They have a search party for that. The kids can find them. No kidding. I know I just thought it was a great story. I mean you know you don't hear. You know what. Seriously how many good stories do we hear nowadays. Yeah not much. It's kind of like I don't know what happened just like was it last week that private jet crashed and was it Virginia or West Virginia.

1047
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:15,120
And the F 16s were scrambled because it was approaching the White House or something like. Yes. There was a medical emergency. The pilot died and it was on auto was no one autopilot. Maybe it was. Anyway it crashed. I mean and the people on the plane didn't know. Did they perish. No they couldn't. Yeah they all died. I guess they couldn't get him out. I mean I don't know if they tried to get him out of the pilot seat and try to help land it. You know you hear stories where they do that. Right. But but the Air Force.

1048
01:05:45,080 --> 01:06:15,080
Scrambled the jets because it was approaching restricted airspace and they were going to shoot it down because there there is footage of there's a sonic boom over. Oh yeah. Oh they were like freaking out. People like we don't just rattled. I don't know what that was explosion. Yeah. Oh from the F 15. Twitter was a sonic boom. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I was sad. It was a it was a mom and a daughter and end up being some wealthy family or the CEO of somebody's family. Right. I don't know. I don't know either.

1049
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:26,080
Yeah. Anyway so yeah that was that is a feel good. But nothing but nothing tops the golfer. What do you mean the golfer that he was in that private jet and it lost. Oh pain Stewart Stewart.

1050
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:39,800
That was crazy. They just fell asleep and they didn't shoot. No they no crash. It ain't not a fuel crash. They were there was dead in there. They were dead. Yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. You know I'll tell you I'm kind of

1051
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:59,800
I don't personally care. I just it bugs me about the this L.I.V. or LVI and PGA. Yeah. Merge. Yep. What does L.I.V. stand for. Do we know. I heard it. I heard it says live. I don't know if it means fifty four. It doesn't matter. It's I don't know.

1052
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:19,800
It originates in Saudi Arabia. So it's basically it's a it's a it's a country that suppresses women. Oh it's got a human rights. They and this is like you know they kill homosexuals. It is the Roman numeral for fifty four.

1053
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:42,800
So but my point what I what I don't get is why aren't why aren't the woke folk all up in arms over this. I don't personally care. I just it's kind of like the other way. In other words they take their fight to the Middle East. Yeah. I'm just like to these countries that are horribly oppressive because it doesn't help them.

1054
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:56,800
Well why not. I mean I mean they can because because they don't care. Well they could start you know petitioning going outside these PGA golf tournaments where they may know. Well I mean I think they should. They may know. But frankly I think it's a bad call.

1055
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:08,800
I think it's a bad call to merge with this. I mean it's just like what if the NFL were to you know the same thing would happen. We get the other NFL the other football leagues out there. I mean you can't play both. You got to play one or the other.

1056
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You know PGA doesn't have enough money to keep fighting them. That's a problem. That's right. And apparently Trump sent out a text a long time ago and said this they're going to merge. And if you're if you're you know if you're smart you will go ahead and jump ship to L.I.V.

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Because they're going to merge anyway and you're going to be the you're going to be the one person that didn't go get your money. Right. And he was right. He was totally right. Yep. I don't really watch golf so it doesn't impact me either man but it just. It's just kind of sad.

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Although we have PGA headquarters in our town. Yeah. Well now we have it now we have Saudi Arabia in our town. So what is what is the name of it. The combined. It's still PGA. Oh it is. L.I.V. just merged into it. I understand they're still going to operate separately.

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Interesting. OK. So all right. Well this is the they are anyway June 13th. Thank you Mr. Austin's first half of our show and dudes like us I'm Sean I'm Paul. Good on Jeff.