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I completely taste what you're talking about.

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Yeah.

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It's like a Sharpie.

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Yeah, there's something going on with it.

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Maybe it needs to release a little bit more.

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We're gonna have to let this release a lot more.

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Yeah, we'll talk about it here in a little bit.

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Yeah, because we're just trying

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the second half bourbon here, and it's different.

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It's got a little leathery taste on the end.

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I'm getting a little catcher's mitt.

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I taste Sharpie, that's all I taste.

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Sharpie, that's a good term.

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So we got the Chattanooga Whiskey.

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It is a, I guess that's it right there.

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It's a single barrel.

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Single barrel, uncut, unfiltered, made from,

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what's the chemical that's in Sharpie?

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Well, Chattanooga Whiskey 2023.

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Single barrels are a collection

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of our most beloved high-ball recipes,

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presented in their purest, final single barrel form.

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Uncut, unfiltered, made from a mash

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of at least 25% of malted grains.

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Each hand-selected barrel showcases

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of a range of flavor characteristics

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unique of each recipe.

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And a single-edged war Tennessee high malt style.

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It doesn't really say anything.

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Oh, hold on, it does have a variant barrel 91.

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Isn't this 91?

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I don't know.

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Mr. Producer's choking on it.

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Yeah, he, I don't think it's very often

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that he samples a bourbon and he may have just hurt himself.

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I think he pulled a groin.

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Yeah, he pulled something.

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He's gonna go poop.

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Yeah, we just lost him for podcast.

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So yeah, we're gonna have to do, we're on our own here.

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All right, well this is, enlighten us, Jeff.

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This says mash bill contains one of four unique mash bills.

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B004, B005, SB.

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Oh, okay.

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It contains one of them.

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Oh, okay, wait a second.

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This is a, so we're saying this is a blend?

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It is a blend, I guess.

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And one of them is peated.

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Yeah, peated. There's our problem.

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Well, I don't wanna call it a problem,

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but it's definitely, yeah, it's a problem.

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Yeah, no, I think that's it.

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Yeah, it is a, it's a, across, it's been bread.

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Yeah, so. A little peat thing.

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That is that flavor we're tasting.

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It's the Sharpie pen.

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Yes, the fermentation,

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there's lots of information in this bottle.

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I don't know what this word means.

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Even more on the screen here, it's overwhelming.

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I don't know what all this means.

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What's Cooperage?

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A temperated, what does a temperated mean?

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Fermentation, a temperated seven days,

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Cooperage variant, and it lists like almost 25 things,

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or 30.

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Yeah.

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No filtration whatsoever.

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Barrel size is 53 gallons.

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It says, okay, a temperate is tempered,

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proportional, properly adapted.

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Well, I don't know about that.

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That's the downsizing of it,

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when they dumb it down from 150 to 118 proof.

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The temperated seven days.

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I don't know, there's a lot going on with it.

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Oh, read that, filtration none.

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Bottle occasionally captures barrel sediment.

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Or pieces of wood.

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Maybe we're tasting wood sediment.

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Yeah, that's probably what it is.

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Got some of that charred oak barrel in there.

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Okay, what's the proof of this thing?

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118.6.

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Oh, good Lord.

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So, I'm gonna try it again, but that first one.

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Yeah, we're gonna let it sit for a little while.

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I am gonna let it sit, too.

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As a matter of fact, I'm gonna clear my palate

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with a nice, yingling light.

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Yeah, that first one really threw me

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when I first tasted that.

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I have never seen you make that face

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after trying any bourbon.

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It made me go, maybe we should pass on this one.

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Well, the last time I saw him make that face

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is when he had some sort of Asian taco and farted,

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and he was like, oh my God, that's horrible, that's horrible.

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Oh, you gotta try this.

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Come here, Sean, smell this.

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I was like, what, I'm not going over there.

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And I've heard that sometimes,

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one of these single barrels, sometimes you get bad barrels

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and you don't really know, right?

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Because this is a single barrel,

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which means all the bottles for this barrel came out of one.

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So, if we get to another one that came out of a different

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barrel, it could taste different than this.

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Well, that's like the whole wine thing.

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While the barrel's sitting there.

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That year of grapes or whatever,

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the year of grapes are different than another year of grapes.

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A batch of caterpillars creating a whole ecosystem

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inside the barrel prior to them putting bourbon in it.

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Oh, it could have been a contaminated barrel.

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Could have been.

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Or it could have been that kind of deal

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where they dumped a dude in it.

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Remember, remember that story?

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There was an exquisite barrel of bourbon,

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and maybe it was rum, and they found a body in the barrel.

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Like, why does this taste so good?

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Yes.

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Oh God, we'd love this so much.

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Which is still floating in it.

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Ever since then, they were putting bodies in barrels.

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Oh.

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It's terrible.

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I wanna volunteer with that.

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I think it's Old Monk.

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Oh, I can't believe that.

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Yeah.

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It might taste straight.

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It tastes like ass.

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But they don't kill people.

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People voluntarily put themselves in barrels.

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They don't stick the dead old monks in the barrels?

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Well, yeah, but that's part of their-

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So when they pass, they're just like,

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hey, we gotta do something to stick them in the barrel.

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No, that's what they want.

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They're like, please barrel-ize me.

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Barrel-ize.

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Is that like the initiation for popes

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is they make a bask into the rum casks?

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So it's like poop taint water?

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Hey, Pope John Paul II's gonna,

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he's gonna taint our casks over here.

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Wow.

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You guys are, is this sacrilegious?

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Come on over here, come on.

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How's that sacrilegious?

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I don't know, is this something?

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I don't know, you guys are like dogging holy people.

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He's dogging.

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He's got one too, doesn't he?

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Yeah, I guess he does, yeah.

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Actually, I think the Vatican's very corrupt, personally.

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Really?

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I do.

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What are they coming from?

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They are corrupt.

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They're fucking the biggest corrupt thing on the planet.

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Well, the pope these days is a fairly liberal pope.

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I know.

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I don't think I had that attitude

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until a liberal pope came to power.

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And then I was like, you know what,

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all of a sudden, I think we want to start adopting

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progressiveism. Kill his babies.

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Yes.

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Well, I don't think he's ever gone that far.

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But he's been like, might as well be.

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He's been like, you know,

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Jesus cares about climate change.

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Jesus cares about climate change, come here.

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Is he Jewish?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, I don't know what he is.

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That's kind of Mel Brooks version.

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Yeah, this is a really weird version of a pope.

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Well, they come from Germany, you know.

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A lot of them have.

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The current one is from Argentina or Brazil or something.

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He's from Brazil, yeah.

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Well, the current one, perhaps.

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The dude before him who retired,

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which had never happened before.

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Yeah, Benedict was from Germany.

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Was he the first pope in history to retire?

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Oh, probably, because he was like,

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hey, fuck it, I'm out of here.

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I've seen what you guys are doing.

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I want to live.

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I'm not sure he said fuck it.

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Oh, Falcon Islands?

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Which one are you talking about?

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Hey, let's get that guy from the fucking island.

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Which is, by the way, from Argentina.

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All right, well guys, look, it's June 6th,

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second half of our show.

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It's Dudes Like Us podcast.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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And I'm Jeff.

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And we are sucking down a big fat one

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from Chattanooga Whiskey.

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This one is a hundred and...

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118.6.

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118.6.

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And this one is a blend of different bourbons

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as we had in whiskeys that we spatted off.

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And initially, Jeff was taking back a little bit

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because he was like, oh my God, this is kind of crazy.

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And it does, it has, it's like opening up a cap

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off of a marker.

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And you need like a permanent marker, a magic marker.

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And you like get that smell and you're kind of like,

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that's not right.

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And that's not right.

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What is that from?

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Anywho.

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I don't know.

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There was a show on there.

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That's not right.

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It's not getting better.

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It's not?

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It's not as strong on the second pool, the first one.

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So, but it's still there.

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So when they filter it, so they...

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Ooh, it smells good though.

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Well, yeah, take a taste first.

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But when they filter it, I know Jack Daniels runs it through,

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they call it mellowing.

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Pete, they drip it through a big stack of chips.

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That's the Lincoln process.

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That's right.

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So when they filter this, what does that mean?

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What is it?

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Well, there's no filtering.

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There's no filtering.

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Well, what do they do to filter?

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They use a screen.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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So just talking about a screen.

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It's parts per million.

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So they have a specific screen that they use.

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It's parts per million that allow,

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they traps certain sizes.

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So it's literally just...

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It's like a sieve.

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So it's literally just like getting rid of anything

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that's like particles of the board or anything like that.

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It could be cheesecloth.

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Cheesecloth.

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Or like someone's tidy whiteys after they shit.

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In the barrel.

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Yeah.

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Whoa.

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They shit in the barrel and then fill it with...

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It's quite the analogy.

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Or they mark it with Sharpie that filters through that.

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That's why we don't do video.

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Do you see the gesture he was just doing?

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Yeah, I saw a lot of it, Sean.

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I saw all of it.

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And you're right.

270
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That is another reason why we don't ever do live video.

271
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Or video at all.

272
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Yes.

273
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So I always found it fascinating that the liquid was,

274
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when it's distilled, it's always clear.

275
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Well, then that the color comes from the barrel.

276
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I know we've talked about that.

277
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Why is that fascinating?

278
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It is.

279
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You didn't know that?

280
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No, when I first learned it.

281
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When you were 10?

282
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I don't think you wanna...

283
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,800
When I was a toddler and my dad was carrying me around

284
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the distillery, because that's all we did was visit

285
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the distilleries.

286
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Oh.

287
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And he was like, try this, okay daddy.

288
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And then, yeah.

289
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:35,840
It was Saki over there.

290
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Oh, papa, I wanna try it, oh.

291
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:38,920
Is that where it started?

292
00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,640
What was the Thailand booze over there?

293
00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,800
What the hell?

294
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,720
You know, I tell you what, I will share this story.

295
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,080
So when we lived in Indonesia.

296
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:51,920
Oh, Indonesia, sorry.

297
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Was this where you went into the...

298
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,600
Well, no, no, no.

299
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,720
I mean, I lived in Jakarta.

300
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,960
I mean, I lived in Tokyo and Buenos Aires

301
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,680
and Jakarta, Indonesia.

302
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,200
Was this the bath house you went to?

303
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,440
No, I was never in a bath house.

304
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,840
Was these the nude parents of your friends?

305
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:05,680
That was Indonesia.

306
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,520
That's what I was referring to.

307
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,040
That was Indonesia, yes.

308
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,720
Yeah, I had a Dutch friend and they were skinny dipping

309
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and I found that very awkward.

310
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,800
Were they attractive?

311
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Was she attractive?

312
00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,680
They were nasty.

313
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,640
They were tall and skinny and gross.

314
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And I was like...

315
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,400
Were you, what, 10?

316
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,440
Was he well hung?

317
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,600
I tried not to look at his thing.

318
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,560
Was it like an acorn on a change purse?

319
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,080
She was hung.

320
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,440
What did she, what do you mean?

321
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,280
I'm kidding.

322
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,360
I pressed ham.

323
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,920
Was it her boobs that were sagging

324
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or did she have a Philadelphia steak sandwich

325
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,640
that was drying out?

326
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,840
Anyway, I don't even remember what I was gonna say.

327
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,360
Oh, over there.

328
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It's like jerky treats.

329
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,260
Over there you have drivers, right?

330
00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:45,540
Because I think I've told you guys before.

331
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:49,480
Everybody has maids and guards and drivers

332
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because that's the way the companies over there,

333
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,480
they make, like when an expatriate company comes in

334
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to develop resources, they wanna give local employment.

335
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,800
So anyway, so you live, yeah, it's really weird.

336
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,600
It's an awkward way to live.

337
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:09,600
But anyway, but you have a driver everywhere you go.

338
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,520
You can imagine, like this is before Uber.

339
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,680
This is before...

340
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,960
Was Raul your driver?

341
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,360
His name was, oh my God.

342
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,200
Paco.

343
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,840
No, it was Erlan.

344
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,680
Miguel.

345
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,680
His name was Erlan.

346
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,840
And I could tell you so many funny examples of Erlan.

347
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,200
We got him in trouble.

348
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,020
Oh.

349
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,920
Yes, because he was, anyway, doesn't matter.

350
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,760
With the officials?

351
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,280
Did he get too loose?

352
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,640
No, he was driving like a...

353
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,480
Naked?

354
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,300
He was driving like a maniac.

355
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,480
My sister and I were in the van.

356
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,320
We had a VW van.

357
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,720
And he was driving like a maniac.

358
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,080
A Volkswagen van?

359
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:45,920
Volkswagen van.

360
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,760
Nice.

361
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,580
Is there such a thing?

362
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,440
They're coming back out for those.

363
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,280
Yeah, the minibus.

364
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,100
Of course.

365
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:50,940
Oh, that's right.

366
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:51,780
The minibus.

367
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:52,620
Yeah.

368
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:53,960
They're coming back out with those, by the way.

369
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,040
Yeah, no, it was great.

370
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:55,880
It was great.

371
00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,040
And he was driving like a maniac one day.

372
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,760
And so we said to my mom,

373
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,840
we weren't even complaining.

374
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,360
Like, we didn't think she was gonna tell him,

375
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,760
but we were like, God, Erlan's driving like a maniac today.

376
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,600
What the hell?

377
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,480
And the next time she and I were in the van,

378
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,760
he was, cars were blowing past us.

379
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,160
And he was driving super slow.

380
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,720
And I was like, what the hell is going on?

381
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,400
And my sister was like, I don't know.

382
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,640
I go, so I leaned forward,

383
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,160
because he's in the front, we're in the back.

384
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,200
I leaned forward, I was like,

385
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,420
Erlan, is there something wrong with the van or something?

386
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,680
And he goes, you tell me, Mickey, I go too fast.

387
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,520
I go slow for you.

388
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:33,520
I was like, whoa, he is pissed, pissed off.

389
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,840
I could totally got him in trouble.

390
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,760
Right.

391
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,520
Anyway, we make that,

392
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,680
I say that all the time with my sister and I,

393
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,360
you tell me, Mickey, I go too fast.

394
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,240
I go slow for you.

395
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,320
Anyway.

396
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,360
So anyway, my point is, you have drivers everywhere you go.

397
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,420
So the adults, the adults, I was a kid, of course,

398
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,040
but everybody's parents.

399
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,600
What dialect was that again?

400
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,440
I'm sorry?

401
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,400
It was Indonesian.

402
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,840
Oh, okay.

403
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,840
And yeah, it's very difficult action to do.

404
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,680
Oh yeah.

405
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,500
I don't recommend.

406
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,340
Sean's gonna practice, what do you say?

407
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,120
No, I'm gonna go home and be like,

408
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,200
do, do, do, do, do, I'm a monster.

409
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,080
No, you always sound like the Star Wars guy.

410
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:11,920
Or Bill Cosby.

411
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,760
Yeah.

412
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,700
It's a little boodin' babong.

413
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,760
Anyway, all the parents had drivers everywhere they went.

414
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,200
So they had parties.

415
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,000
And we never saw them, we were in bed.

416
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,200
But apparently, my parents came home sloshed.

417
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,680
Like, like all the parents came home sloshed.

418
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,800
Well, it's built in Uber.

419
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,400
It's built in Uber.

420
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,600
Totally built in Uber.

421
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,720
And who knows what they were,

422
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,040
I mean, I guess they were drinking the same shit

423
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,000
that we drink today.

424
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,240
I was gonna say, what's the local booze over there?

425
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,560
Indonesia.

426
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,480
I'm sure they had a, I think they had a local beer.

427
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,040
No, I mean like the alcohol, like.

428
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:43,880
Oh, I don't know.

429
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,720
Like we have bourbon.

430
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,340
You have cognac.

431
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,400
I would imagine they had, kinda like Old Monk, right?

432
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,320
That's an Indian rum.

433
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,480
Like a rum, you think?

434
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,320
Yeah, probably.

435
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,160
They had rum.

436
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,560
I don't know if they had bourbons.

437
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,400
I don't know.

438
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,220
That's a good question.

439
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,760
Well, like beers, they have a Bing Tang beer.

440
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,600
Bing Tang.

441
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,440
That's right.

442
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,260
Bing Tang.

443
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,100
I remember that.

444
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,940
Absolutely.

445
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,240
And Aussie beer was very popular over there

446
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,800
because it was close to Australia, right?

447
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,640
Right.

448
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,320
And which one is that one?

449
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,380
The Aussie beer.

450
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,660
You guys would recognize it.

451
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,760
It's like a blue can.

452
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,820
Foster's.

453
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,960
Foster's, thank you.

454
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,840
Yeah, so.

455
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,560
Well, Indonesia is basically a country

456
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,280
with Muslim as the majority.

457
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,720
Oh, by far.

458
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,800
So alcohol drinking is prohibited by law

459
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,240
of the religion and frowned upon,

460
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,680
mostly when you live over there.

461
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,760
Right.

462
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,920
There was a lot of things that we had to consider.

463
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,120
So what alcohol is native to Indonesia?

464
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,320
Arak Bal.

465
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,160
Arak Bal?

466
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,380
Arak Bali.

467
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,360
The traditional spirit from Bali

468
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,080
is fermented from glutinous rice

469
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,080
or sap from sugar palm or coconut trees.

470
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:48,920
Ooh, that sounds wonderful.

471
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,760
Something like.

472
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,600
Sake.

473
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,640
And was usually used for rituals and traditions

474
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,120
from America, but today anyone can enjoy

475
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,200
its unique taste and warming sensation.

476
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,560
Do you think they have that at Total Wine?

477
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,800
Arak Bali.

478
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,320
We should try that if they have it at Total Wine.

479
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,160
That'd be fun.

480
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:05,760
Remember how we had, you know, canned meat night?

481
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,600
Yeah.

482
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,160
Let's do exotic, exotic alcohol night.

483
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,160
Or we're gonna get blown up.

484
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,000
Why would we get blown up?

485
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,040
It's probably low proof stuff.

486
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,880
All right, I'm in.

487
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,680
That was a hard sell.

488
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,520
Yeah.

489
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,360
So I'll tell you what, let's do that.

490
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,800
Let's buy a bottle of liquor from every country.

491
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,640
So Arak.

492
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,800
We've traveled around the world.

493
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,440
Yeah, Arak is a traditional Balinese liquor

494
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,000
made from fermented white rice and coconut palm flowers.

495
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,320
It has a very high alcohol content.

496
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,160
Oh.

497
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,080
And is a bit harsh.

498
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,920
Like what we're drinking right now.

499
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,840
Yes.

500
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,620
Very high alcohol content and harsh.

501
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,720
Yes.

502
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,840
I could share so many stories about Indonesia, man.

503
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,800
It was a crazy.

504
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,340
All the countries, they were just,

505
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,680
I mean, you can appreciate that, Sean.

506
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,680
Yeah, I know you grew up in Germany.

507
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,920
Did you grow up in any other country or just Germany?

508
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,120
No, I lived in Germany.

509
00:15:59,120 --> 00:15:59,960
We traveled a lot.

510
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,320
Well, the US, you grew up in the US too.

511
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,160
Right.

512
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,640
That is a country.

513
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,600
I lived in El Paso.

514
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,160
It's like living in another country.

515
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,800
Yeah, I agree with that.

516
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,480
I was definitely a minority in El Paso.

517
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,320
Right.

518
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,160
Yeah.

519
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,680
And so you grew up in Cincinnati.

520
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,640
I grew up in Cincinnati.

521
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,200
And that was like, that's it?

522
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,040
That's it.

523
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,160
Because you were just talking about how you got a friend

524
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,680
from like an insanely young age still.

525
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680
Oh yeah.

526
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,760
I grew up in, we moved into the house

527
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,720
that I grew up in when I was four.

528
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,160
I remember, I don't remember,

529
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,880
but I saw pictures of my fourth birthday.

530
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,040
We had no furniture and we moved in over my birthday.

531
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,400
And we all sat on the floor

532
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,320
and I think we had white castles.

533
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,160
Ooh, I like white castles.

534
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,480
For my fourth birthday.

535
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,960
I'm trying to think if I've ever had a white castle.

536
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,720
We never had, they're tremendous.

537
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,840
A lot of people don't like them.

538
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,680
They're not here though.

539
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,520
I'm not in Dallas.

540
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,360
No, I think so.

541
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,200
You can buy them at the.

542
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,680
What's the closest place they have them?

543
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,600
Like city-wise.

544
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,800
Vegas has them.

545
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,840
Vegas does?

546
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,240
That's not close.

547
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,480
New Jersey had them.

548
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,360
I wonder if there's anything.

549
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,800
Your utopian.

550
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,640
Right.

551
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,480
I like to live in one of those things.

552
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,920
This is the best place in the world.

553
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,920
Yeah, it was way prettier than Texas.

554
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,040
I lived there.

555
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,000
You know, I lived there a lot.

556
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,760
You know, because we lived in New Jersey.

557
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,720
Well, first of all, I was born in Maryland.

558
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,560
All right.

559
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,400
I didn't know that.

560
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,480
I was born in Frederick, Maryland.

561
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,320
Bunch of Democrats up there.

562
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,160
Frederick, Maryland?

563
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,360
He wants to move back to the Democratic type run places.

564
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,600
I think, yeah, that's his roots.

565
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,440
He's like, I like how the states run.

566
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,920
Well, now he's going to visit an island

567
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,120
where there's nothing but Democrats.

568
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,640
So back to his roots.

569
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,680
Well, I'm gonna change it.

570
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,520
Oh, good luck with that.

571
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,120
You have 11 days to convince them.

572
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,960
Dude, I am smuggling.

573
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,080
70 year olds.

574
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,120
I've got like 25 Trump flags I'm gonna bring with me.

575
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,760
I'm gonna pepper them all over the island.

576
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,720
Texas man found floating off of island

577
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,560
on East Coast.

578
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,480
With his FJB shirt on and nothing else.

579
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560
Yeah, that's Charlie, Julian Bravo.

580
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,160
And there's clearly signs of sexual assault.

581
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,000
What?

582
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,820
Why do you have to throw that in there?

583
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,660
I don't know.

584
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,500
You got, you got.

585
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,800
Now, so I was born in Frederick, Maryland

586
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,640
and we immediately were whisked away.

587
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,640
As soon as I was able to fly on a plane,

588
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,880
they took me to Germany.

589
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,080
And my dad did three tours back to back.

590
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,720
So we went to Germany, came back to New Jersey.

591
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,280
He did, and then went back to Germany,

592
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,520
came back to New Jersey.

593
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,480
Oh, that's fun.

594
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,600
Went back to Germany, went back to New Jersey.

595
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,440
Really?

596
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,520
Three tours back to back.

597
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,360
And then we ended up.

598
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,280
That's tough on little kids, man.

599
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,120
Just stay over there.

600
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,040
All that moving.

601
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,200
Actually, one of those times we went to Colorado.

602
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,040
I misspoke.

603
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,040
In 70.

604
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:33,880
Colorado Springs.

605
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,040
Yeah, 75, I think we went over there.

606
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,480
Yeah, Colorado Springs.

607
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,480
Colorado Springs, Colorado, Fort Momoth, Colorado.

608
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,400
So yeah, so I think the first time we went back

609
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,520
to Colorado, then we went to New Jersey,

610
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,640
and then we went back to Germany.

611
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,040
I was in Denver during that time.

612
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,240
I wonder if we ever crossed paths on the highway.

613
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,000
It's possible if you lived in.

614
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,840
Were you in Colorado Springs?

615
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,760
Fort Carson, Colorado.

616
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,540
I was in Denver.

617
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,600
I was born in Reitridge, Denver.

618
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,680
Or Reitridge, Colorado, which is a suburb of Denver.

619
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,520
Until what?

620
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,080
Were you north or south of Denver?

621
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,920
I believe it was the southern part of Denver,

622
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,160
if I were to look up Reitridge.

623
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,280
You're a little bit closer then.

624
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,480
You moved shortly thereafter though?

625
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,640
Yes, so yeah, right after kindergarten,

626
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,320
I moved to Tokyo when I was in first grade,

627
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:24,320
which would have been 1977, 78 maybe, I don't know.

628
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,720
I bet we were, we were pretty close.

629
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,000
Yeah, I probably gave you the finger

630
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,840
while you were driving by.

631
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,760
I don't think so.

632
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,540
I think you had, I think I gave you the finger,

633
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,360
because you probably looked weird.

634
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,680
Probably gave him the big old red eye.

635
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,800
Yeah, you were driving that short,

636
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,520
you were in that short bus, and I was kinda like,

637
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,760
look at you. I was in the short bus.

638
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,520
And first of all, I couldn't hear you

639
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,840
if you were giving me shit.

640
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,680
East side language.

641
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,080
That was before I wore hearing aids.

642
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,440
Flipped the bird.

643
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,000
They didn't know I needed hearing aids until first grade.

644
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,360
So you can talk shit all you want

645
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,760
when I was in kindergarten.

646
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,080
They're like, Paul's not listening to me.

647
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,180
Well, that's what the teacher said.

648
00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:01,920
He's either, he's either cannot hear or he's slow.

649
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,320
And it turns out it's both.

650
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,160
Yeah.

651
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,320
You know, it was kinda cool when we lived

652
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,000
in Fort Carson, Colorado.

653
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,880
Just our house specifically.

654
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,020
It's cause we were like right next to the door

655
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:17,440
that opened up into NORAD, like a couple miles.

656
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,280
I mean, it's interesting,

657
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,520
cause it's Cheyenne Hills right there.

658
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,240
Yeah, so you're saying Pike's Peak?

659
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,640
You're saying Pike's Peak is where NORAD is?

660
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,880
No, it's further south.

661
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,720
Pike's Peak is a little bit further north.

662
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,800
Pike's Peak is up north.

663
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,640
Oh.

664
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,600
Pike's,

665
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,260
Cause that's where Colorado Springs is, right?

666
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,680
It's north west.

667
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,320
It's not real far, but we went to Pike's Peak.

668
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,160
Preston was with us when we went to Colorado Springs.

669
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,000
And the Garden of the Gods.

670
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,240
We went there as well.

671
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,440
Yeah, that was cool too.

672
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,600
I've never seen any of that.

673
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,440
I've driven you there.

674
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,280
You lived there.

675
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,320
Oh my God, I've driven through there for decades.

676
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,160
And I've never stopped.

677
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,000
I would encourage you to go.

678
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,840
Never stopped and looked at anything.

679
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,760
To the Garden of the Gods,

680
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760
because first of all it's cool to see all those big

681
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,760
fricking boulders all laying around.

682
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,880
It's crazy.

683
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,840
Because when you have these ice ages,

684
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,840
that these huge,

685
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,680
What do you call it? Glaciers.

686
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,160
Glaciers that move and they pick up these deposits

687
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,520
of boulders that are tons and tons and tons.

688
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,480
And they carve this crazy shit in the.

689
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,400
And they just, they leave them deposited

690
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,240
right wherever they're at.

691
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,080
They're like, hey, I'm going to stay right here.

692
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:21,120
And they move, they move like a millimeter a decade.

693
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:21,960
You know what I mean?

694
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,920
They're not moving anymore.

695
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:23,760
I think the one of the-

696
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,600
No, no, no, I'm talking about in the old days,

697
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,440
those glaciers when they formed all these things

698
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,280
that they formed.

699
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,080
Our time on earth is like nothing.

700
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,920
Midskill.

701
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,740
Nothing.

702
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:32,960
It's insane.

703
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,280
You know, one of the coolest things that I enjoyed

704
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,960
up in Colorado, of all things,

705
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,120
and I didn't even realize at the time,

706
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,160
was the Royal Gorge.

707
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,240
Royal Gorge is I think the tallest bridge on the planet.

708
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,840
I haven't seen that one either.

709
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,680
The Royal-

710
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,640
And we deliberately didn't visit it

711
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,920
because I was convinced that Brody was going to jump off.

712
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,880
Well back at that time,

713
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,720
it was a suspended bridge.

714
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,560
Why is it just like a little rope bridge?

715
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,600
I had nightmares about it.

716
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,440
They had a-

717
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,560
Yeah, it was a really high bridge.

718
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,640
They had large planks of wood

719
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,600
that would cross with supports,

720
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,280
kind of like building a house.

721
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,280
And the bridge was supported by pieces of metal rods

722
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,560
that were maybe an eighth of an inch thick.

723
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,680
This is like the old bridge

724
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,080
before they redid it type of thing?

725
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,680
Well, I'm not sure of the new bridge.

726
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,920
I just know the one that was there in the 80s.

727
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,040
So then if it's new, I don't know anything about it.

728
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,440
The old, the one that I saw had about,

729
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,920
it had an eighth inch thick rod.

730
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,200
And the rod rang the length of the bridge.

731
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,280
And they had a bundle of them, hundreds of them.

732
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,960
And that's what the whole bridge was.

733
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,400
There was two of them on either side.

734
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,240
Maybe a couple of them.

735
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,080
I don't remember.

736
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,000
Did it seem sturdy to you?

737
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,400
Oh, it seemed fine.

738
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,920
We drove our van across it.

739
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,120
But it's the tallest van.

740
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,280
When you look down there on the other side,

741
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,480
you're like, God bless, that is a long way down.

742
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,320
Well I know when we did-

743
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,160
It is really high.

744
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,360
I know when we did the, I think this was what it was.

745
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,320
We did the white water rafting up there.

746
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,040
And I think we went underneath it.

747
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,880
Oh, under that bridge?

748
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,720
Under the bridge.

749
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,720
Yeah, because they pointed out some bridge

750
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,040
that was really high up.

751
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,360
Yeah, you can't even see it, man.

752
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,320
And I don't remember what he called it.

753
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,600
But yeah, he's like, this is something, something.

754
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,880
So we got a picture of me in a-

755
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:12,720
Tutu?

756
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,600
In a diaper.

757
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,840
No, in Colorado, at the time when we were,

758
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,920
went to the Royal Gorge,

759
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,640
and they used to have a train that crossed over there.

760
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,080
And they had a little mock-up of the train,

761
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,760
a miniaturized one.

762
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,600
You could sit in it.

763
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,960
My dad took a little photograph of me

764
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,680
sitting in the old mock-up.

765
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,640
Yeah, that was before they used to charge

766
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,680
for shit like that.

767
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,600
Everything's expensive now.

768
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,720
We're gonna be going to-

769
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,000
You wanna sit in the train and take a picture?

770
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,120
Okay, $15.

771
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,040
Yeah, we're going to Napa in a couple weeks.

772
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,440
Ooh, look at me.

773
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,440
And we went for-

774
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,280
Your tier ones.

775
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,120
No, just my wife.

776
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,120
Did somebody have a chateau?

777
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,600
My wife and I.

778
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,520
Are you renting an Airbnb in the middle of the Napa Valley?

779
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,440
Are you visiting?

780
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,320
Will someone be meeting you there?

781
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,160
No.

782
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,000
What?

783
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,520
It's an extremely-

784
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,440
Somebody meeting them there?

785
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,800
Oh, like he shows up, and then a week later,

786
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,160
he has some tier ones that show up.

787
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,120
No, yeah, Maria Shriver and her friends are gonna meet us.

788
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:07,960
The normal swaps.

789
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,800
We're gonna take a-

790
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,640
No, it's just my wife and I.

791
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,480
They're not together anymore.

792
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,520
We went to, not for a long time,

793
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:17,520
we went there for our eighth anniversary, so 2005-ish.

794
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,760
I'm pricing it now, and you have to make reservations.

795
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,920
If you wanna go visit a winery,

796
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,880
you have to make sure there's reservations.

797
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,880
But they range from 55, 75 bucks a person

798
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,760
to 150 bucks, 300 bucks a person.

799
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,600
Just to go to the winery.

800
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,480
To do it, to have a tour, and yeah.

801
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,200
And it's like a 20-minute tour.

802
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,520
No, it's like an hour,

803
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,600
somewhere around an hour and a half.

804
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,280
You get to taste five, six wines,

805
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,160
but you factor in, I wanna do two or three of those a day.

806
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,000
Get a little box.

807
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,840
Oh yeah, that's like 500 bucks.

808
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,960
Yeah, I was just like, fuck dude.

809
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,160
And-

810
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,480
Is that what you said to your travel agent?

811
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,360
I did, I was like, fuck dude.

812
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,120
And he was like, don't go to standby,

813
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:00,960
you're gonna take that to me.

814
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,920
It is what it is, man, bitch.

815
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,760
No, so I'm just saying it is.

816
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,080
I was like, we could do that, I'll give you a discount.

817
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,640
Very contagious phone call.

818
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,760
No, I'm just saying that we're talking about

819
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,280
how much the shit costs.

820
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,120
Oh yeah.

821
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,360
And it's ridiculous, just to do it.

822
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,120
It is, it is.

823
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:18,960
I mean-

824
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,080
All right, so the producer has pulled up,

825
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,240
the nearest White Castle is located in Louisiana.

826
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,080
Oh.

827
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,920
Approximately six hours and 44 minutes.

828
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,000
Baton Rouge.

829
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,000
Really, that's the closest one in Louisiana?

830
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,080
Baton Rouge, yeah.

831
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Why don't they have one in Shreveport?

832
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,240
We could have made a road trip to Shreveport, that's easy.

833
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,760
What is that, an hour and a half to Shreveport?

834
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,640
No, it's two, almost three hours.

835
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,480
Yeah.

836
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,320
Oh, fuck that.

837
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,640
It's not worth the six, seven hour drive.

838
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,600
Yeah, how can it be?

839
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,440
Well, I mean, we've got In-N-Out Burger.

840
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,280
No.

841
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,120
Oh my God.

842
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:51,940
I like White Castle better than In-N-Out Burger.

843
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,800
You remember when people were crying,

844
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,200
crying and waiting out in lines for hours for-

845
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,080
They were crying?

846
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,160
Yes.

847
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,000
Why?

848
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,920
Because they were so happy that In-N-Out Burger

849
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,120
had come to Frisco.

850
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,440
They were crying on TV.

851
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,560
People are idiots.

852
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,120
They really are.

853
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,360
And I was like, yeah, I've eaten there like twice,

854
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,120
and I'm like, eh.

855
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600
I mean, it's like Freddy's.

856
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,720
It's a burger, yeah.

857
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,680
Yeah.

858
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,920
Doesn't impress me much.

859
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,360
I like Whataburger better.

860
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,160
I'm very upset with Whataburger right now.

861
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,440
Because ever since COVID, they stopped doing the

862
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,440
grilled peppers and grilled onions.

863
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,960
So, they still have good burgers.

864
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,840
Well, that is what, literally is what made my burger

865
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,960
like the best burger I've ever tried in my life.

866
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,040
Find a new burger there.

867
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,040
Well, I can't.

868
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,000
They don't have grilled onions and green peppers.

869
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,320
Probably because no one ordered them,

870
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,560
and they're like, I don't know what orders this

871
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,400
we can cut it.

872
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,960
Well, and they hurt me.

873
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,800
That's probably what it was.

874
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,240
You can bring your own.

875
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,560
I guess, that'd be weird.

876
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,400
Give them a little cup and say,

877
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,600
hey, can you add this to the burger?

878
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,760
Can you please order for me real quick?

879
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,120
It's order 42.

880
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,240
Can you pour that on?

881
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,080
Yeah, I don't see that going very well.

882
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,040
You only get to do it while you get to the,

883
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,760
when you have to tell a little baggie of them.

884
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,600
Just keep it warm.

885
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,760
I have a little Bunsen burner right there at my table.

886
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Keeping those warm.

887
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,440
And then they bring the burger,

888
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,840
I quickly open it up, tumble it on.

889
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,680
Yeah. Yes.

890
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,520
That would work.

891
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,520
Oh my God, did you guys hear today,

892
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,240
that Pelosi throws out the first pitch

893
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,480
during the Nationals LGBTQ Pride event?

894
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,040
Did she break her arm in the process?

895
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,280
Yeah, I want to see a video of this.

896
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,920
That's pathetic.

897
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,760
I guarantee it didn't make the play.

898
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,680
I bet her just, her bones are so brittle,

899
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,320
it's just like, her arm just kind of flopped around.

900
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,240
She took to the field earlier today,

901
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,440
even to throw out the ceremonial first pitch

902
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,000
at the Washington Nationals night out themed game,

903
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Major League Baseball's longest running LGBTQ celebration.

904
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,000
Former House Speaker was picked for her

905
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,840
long standing commitment.

906
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,680
Yeah, I thought she was done.

907
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,520
She's not in Congress anymore.

908
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,080
To fighting for the rights and dignities of the.

909
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:53,920
Yes she is.

910
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,760
She's an alphabet speaker.

911
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,280
Alphabet community.

912
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,120
She's not the.

913
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,240
She's 83 years old.

914
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,600
She's still in Congress, I believe.

915
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,160
No, I thought she.

916
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,000
She's out of office.

917
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,800
No, she's not the speaker anymore.

918
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,800
She's still.

919
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,640
She's still a Congresswoman.

920
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640
A representative.

921
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,480
Oh she is?

922
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,800
I thought she was out of office now.

923
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,640
No.

924
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,160
Oh, why would I expect that?

925
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160
She's under 90.

926
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,040
So why would I think she'd leave?

927
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,840
How about the fall Biden had on the.

928
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,680
He's just an old guy.

929
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,200
I don't wanna see him fall.

930
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,200
I don't wanna see him fall either.

931
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,040
It's horrible.

932
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,200
It's elderly abuse.

933
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,600
It is to have him up there.

934
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,000
It's, you know, you don't wanna see that, you know.

935
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,840
He's.

936
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,800
I mean if he can't walk.

937
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,640
Like our parents.

938
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,480
Across the stage.

939
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,320
He's like our parents.

940
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,560
He's like you've seen your dad fall.

941
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,400
Oh.

942
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,240
You know?

943
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,080
Yeah.

944
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,920
That's what it's like and you don't wanna see that.

945
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,760
It'd be horrible.

946
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,600
It goes to the.

947
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,600
Reality of him.

948
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,440
Yeah.

949
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,280
I hear you.

950
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,120
And he wants to.

951
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:48,960
Look.

952
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,800
And people are like well.

953
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,640
No one wants to.

954
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,520
There's contesting people running against him.

955
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,040
Like they don't wanna have a debate.

956
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,880
Like now.

957
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,720
RFK Junior.

958
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,540
Yeah I know.

959
00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:57,380
You know it's like.

960
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,220
Oh he would tear him apart.

961
00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,040
Oh yeah.

962
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,360
But the thing is that if you get him in office

963
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,360
and dipshit Kamel Toe Harris is his sidekick.

964
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,920
She's gonna be the fucking president.

965
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,360
Yeah he won't make it.

966
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,440
I'm amazed he's made it this far.

967
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,440
I literally didn't think he would live four years.

968
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,840
Well he's only two years into it.

969
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,680
Right.

970
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,500
Two and a half years now.

971
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,340
Right.

972
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,600
He's got no two years to go.

973
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,440
Right.

974
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,120
Why did you have to shatter our fun

975
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,080
thinking about childhood things with Nancy Pelosi?

976
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,920
Well I just thought it was interesting.

977
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,240
Yeah.

978
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,080
That's like.

979
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,600
That's just shattering the.

980
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,440
Oh here he is.

981
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,920
Following three times.

982
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,960
Oh what a fool.

983
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,880
Oh and then look at him he's like looking around.

984
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,720
He's like.

985
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,440
You know his handler's just like fuck.

986
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,720
Yep they're like just keep him alive.

987
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,720
Just keep him alive.

988
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,440
And that's another time he falls.

989
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240
And here's a third time he falls.

990
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,440
So there's a title out there that says

991
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,600
reparations movement meets reality.

992
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,680
Oh I haven't seen this one.

993
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,840
What this fall he's about to do.

994
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,240
Oh he's so frail.

995
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,080
He's a doing it.

996
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,440
He's got some rice and some.

997
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,940
He's gonna wipe out here.

998
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,780
This guy.

999
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,000
This guy makes me nauseous.

1000
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Got a nice little fryer tuck working on the back.

1001
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,640
We're watching a compilation of him

1002
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,320
just stumbling and falling.

1003
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Well not falling but stumbling mainly.

1004
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,480
Oh here's where he falls off the bike.

1005
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,360
Oh yeah I love how they put on Google Maps the.

1006
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,400
The place where he did it.

1007
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Yeah what'd they call it?

1008
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,000
Oh my God.

1009
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,520
They called it the Biden landing.

1010
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,040
Yeah I think so.

1011
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,880
I think so.

1012
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,180
This is where he gets scared of the shadow.

1013
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,020
Look at him.

1014
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,480
Oh jeez.

1015
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,320
I don't know.

1016
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,440
I guess he's the best Democrats can put up.

1017
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,280
I don't know.

1018
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,480
That's telling you something.

1019
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,000
Yeah look how just.

1020
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,040
Oh here's where he falls.

1021
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,520
Like literally falls down.

1022
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,760
I've actually not watched this.

1023
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,640
And he can't get up.

1024
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,640
He tries to get up there and he's like

1025
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,680
yeah it's not gonna happen.

1026
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,280
Oh my God.

1027
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,120
This is just.

1028
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,280
I feel bad for him.

1029
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,840
And it is elderly abuse.

1030
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,680
I just.

1031
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,360
He's not there.

1032
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,960
How can he keep up with.

1033
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,880
You know how it's a grueling.

1034
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,160
Normally, normally.

1035
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,000
I saw on the.

1036
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,840
Is a grueling routine.

1037
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,680
I saw on the five his.

1038
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,520
Like a grueling schedule.

1039
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,040
Did you watch that one where the head is schedule.

1040
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,120
And basically his meetings are from noon to four.

1041
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,320
And they leave him alone on the weekends.

1042
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,200
Yeah no I mean they're babying the shit out of him.

1043
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,040
And they're not.

1044
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:20,880
Do you remember.

1045
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,000
Biden's doing his best impression of our economy.

1046
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,080
Right there you go.

1047
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,720
Because the presidency you're basically out 24 seven

1048
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,640
for the most part.

1049
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,860
I think for four years.

1050
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,500
Right.

1051
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,340
Crazy.

1052
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,180
I would think.

1053
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,200
He's gone around the clock.

1054
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,920
You guys watched the highlights of.

1055
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,000
The view with Tim Scott I think.

1056
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,840
Yes.

1057
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,040
And how he put.

1058
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,360
Was there a bitch named Sonny?

1059
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,820
Sonny something.

1060
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,560
So I didn't.

1061
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,400
I thought that was perfect.

1062
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,480
I saw a headline on Red State.

1063
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,040
That said.

1064
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,960
He.

1065
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,580
Not that he embarrassed himself.

1066
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,960
But he.

1067
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,880
Maybe he did.

1068
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,000
Maybe the title was embarrassed himself.

1069
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,840
And that Republicans just won't learn.

1070
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,400
So I don't know.

1071
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,240
I don't think.

1072
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,640
I thought he put people in their place.

1073
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,480
I don't think he embarrassed himself.

1074
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,520
You talking about Tim Scott?

1075
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,360
Yeah.

1076
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,200
No that is a farce.

1077
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,880
He did not embarrass himself at all.

1078
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,280
In fact he took the high road across the board.

1079
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,880
I didn't watch the whole interview.

1080
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,360
But I saw when they were.

1081
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,200
I mean you had Sonny sitting there.

1082
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,240
She had a shit grin on her face.

1083
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,440
And then you had Whoopi Goldberg

1084
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,760
how to get her fat fucking a Karen ass up.

1085
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,520
Walk around and stand.

1086
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,360
Yeah I saw that.

1087
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,200
And they were like looking at him.

1088
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,320
Like gangin' up.

1089
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,640
Oh it was like.

1090
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,760
You know and he totally.

1091
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,000
He absorbed it and didn't give in at all.

1092
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,240
And said the truth.

1093
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,240
They were talking about.

1094
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,480
You know they were talking about black people

1095
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,040
and how you have the exception and the rule.

1096
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,880
Yep.

1097
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,480
And he's like we are the exception.

1098
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,160
Sonny says I'm the exception she says

1099
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,620
and you are the exception.

1100
00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:47,160
And Tim Scott says no.

1101
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,000
No we're not.

1102
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,880
Because we've had a.

1103
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,240
We've had a.

1104
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,180
We have a black president.

1105
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,640
We have a black vice president.

1106
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,680
We've got the black sheriff here in Florida.

1107
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,680
We've got.

1108
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,240
He started naming all these black people.

1109
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,440
Meaning they're not exceptions.

1110
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,160
Yeah this is like how can that be the exception to the rule.

1111
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,840
You know we've got all these people.

1112
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,160
Well you only have the Democrat or the Republican

1113
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,200
have two black senators.

1114
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,320
Or one.

1115
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,820
He's like and you have two.

1116
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,360
Score.

1117
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,760
You know.

1118
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,460
Yeah shut the front door.

1119
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:20,800
Yeah I can't stand when people are creating.

1120
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,520
Creating something that's not there.

1121
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,280
And they're doing it for a purpose of course.

1122
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,120
Right.

1123
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,640
No I thought he did a good job.

1124
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,560
Again I didn't see the whole thing.

1125
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,400
Yeah I didn't.

1126
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,800
I just saw an article about it.

1127
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,720
I don't know why Red State was not happy about it.

1128
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,080
Well there's some hardcore conserves out there

1129
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,760
that I don't necessarily agree with.

1130
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,880
If you.

1131
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,280
Probably didn't want him to go on the view at all.

1132
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Right so yeah it's basically here's where they are

1133
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,760
and if you deviate anything from that you're.

1134
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,600
Not on board with that.

1135
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,440
Right you're not.

1136
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,280
Fuck them all.

1137
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,100
Right.

1138
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:53,940
I mean.

1139
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:55,360
I'm talking about both sides.

1140
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,200
Fuck them all.

1141
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,520
I'm just I'm sick of everything.

1142
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,200
Most folks are near the middle.

1143
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,680
It's when you get to the edges.

1144
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,520
I know.

1145
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,360
It's just like fuck man.

1146
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,200
Both sides.

1147
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,080
You're taking it too far.

1148
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,640
It's just like it is.

1149
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,480
I mean there are certain things that Republicans believe

1150
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,120
that we should be stripping down

1151
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,780
to the bare skin and bones.

1152
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:17,840
Well no I think we need to have some programs in place

1153
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,280
to help protect our communities from craziness,

1154
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,820
wandering out there, people that have mental problems.

1155
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:27,280
We need to be able to rehab those people

1156
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,680
and kick them back into life.

1157
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,520
But then you've got these governmental entities

1158
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,360
that are just sucking in money.

1159
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,200
You know.

1160
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,520
Let's make let's spend 30 million dollars

1161
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,000
on the discovery of trying to figure out

1162
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,760
if pigeons contribute to the carbon dioxide

1163
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,960
for our climate change.

1164
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,600
Okay that is the most retarded thing but.

1165
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,560
Well hold on what did they come up with?

1166
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,540
Well I mean that's just an example.

1167
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:57,720
Are they a significant factor in climate change?

1168
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,560
Well I mean.

1169
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,640
Well they shit and breathe so I'm sure they contribute.

1170
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,080
I mean everything contributes.

1171
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Like you mentioned earlier I mean the Great Britain

1172
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,960
could literally fall off the face of the planet

1173
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:10,480
and won't make a dent in the CO2 production annually.

1174
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,480
That's what I love about California.

1175
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,200
They make all these crazy strict rules and air pollution.

1176
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,040
For what?

1177
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,860
It's not built with a needle and all.

1178
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,760
And you are not doing shit.

1179
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,220
It is a fart in the wind.

1180
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,620
I mean I can't believe that people in California

1181
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:26,520
don't think it's absurd.

1182
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,960
Oh but we're doing our part.

1183
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,280
Right. Bitch please.

1184
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,100
Bitch please.

1185
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:33,320
You need to get some of these third world companies.

1186
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,800
I'm not saying I guess India is that third world?

1187
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,680
I would think so.

1188
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,500
I think parts of it.

1189
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,340
I don't know.

1190
00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:40,180
Parts of it.

1191
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,000
Oh parts of it.

1192
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,840
Yeah for sure parts of it.

1193
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,560
I think some parts of India are mainstream.

1194
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,400
But then again I mean if you're gonna go by that

1195
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,860
with this test I mean there's parts of America.

1196
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:49,160
I mean look at Philadelphia.

1197
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,000
Oh yeah.

1198
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,760
There are parts of the United States

1199
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,760
that are third world bro.

1200
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,600
Right.

1201
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,400
I mean so I don't know how you gauge that.

1202
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,240
But go ahead.

1203
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,320
Well to fix the, if you wanna fix the CO2 problem

1204
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,920
you gotta look over there, India, China.

1205
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
Whole Asian section over there.

1206
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,760
Oh yeah.

1207
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,800
They have no rules.

1208
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,040
Wherever you're sending our shit to get processed and made

1209
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,160
that's where it's happening.

1210
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,000
How about.

1211
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,840
Well coal.

1212
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,420
I mean China is burning coal like crazy.

1213
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:14,260
It's cheap.

1214
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,480
Very abundant.

1215
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,400
Right?

1216
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,900
And they're just doing their thing.

1217
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:22,520
I mean and they don't get any restrictions or whatever.

1218
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,320
Well people try and they just ignore it.

1219
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,360
Right.

1220
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,760
No I think they literally get like a UN pass.

1221
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,000
Oh because they're an up and coming.

1222
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,800
Yeah because they're a developing country.

1223
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,920
A developing country.

1224
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,400
China is a developing country.

1225
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,520
Oh that's retarded.

1226
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,360
It's retarded.

1227
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,080
Yeah.

1228
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,900
Now you got us on this.

1229
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,400
You said Nancy Pelosi and now we're all this.

1230
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,240
That's all right.

1231
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,060
So.

1232
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:43,900
Spiraling.

1233
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,680
So Elon Musk went to China this past week

1234
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,700
and trying to negotiate with China.

1235
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,360
We don't know the details of all that stuff

1236
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,160
but it all evolved around the production

1237
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,440
of some of the batteries for the Tesla car

1238
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,240
is basically from what I understood.

1239
00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,220
Well they're moving.

1240
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:01,120
I thought they're moving the battery production

1241
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:01,960
out of China.

1242
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,800
Is that what you're saying?

1243
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,640
I don't know.

1244
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,480
He was over there doing stuff.

1245
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,280
I think they just opened up a big gigafactory over there.

1246
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,640
Great.

1247
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,240
That's what they're opening here in Texas too

1248
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,040
if it's not already open.

1249
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,400
Great.

1250
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,960
They call them gigafactories I think.

1251
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,800
Is that what produces what?

1252
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,640
You know what?

1253
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,460
The batteries.

1254
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,300
The batteries I believe.

1255
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:22,040
That is horrible for the area.

1256
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,440
I mean we had a battery place here in Frisco, Texas.

1257
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,480
Yep, Exide.

1258
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,320
And you know that.

1259
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,680
This is Austin so we can deal with it.

1260
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,520
There you go.

1261
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,320
I don't, I mean don't our rivers pass through Austin?

1262
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,480
The going south.

1263
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,320
Yeah.

1264
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,160
So they don't go north.

1265
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,000
Oh so the only one that goes north is Mississippi.

1266
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,440
In other words we have super clean water

1267
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,280
and by the time it gets to them it's soiled.

1268
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,320
I don't believe that Mississippi goes north.

1269
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,440
What if it goes north?

1270
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,160
I think Amazon does or the Nile.

1271
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,960
In the United States.

1272
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,160
It's not the Mississippi.

1273
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,880
I don't think we have a northern flowing river

1274
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,720
in the United States.

1275
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,540
I think we have one.

1276
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,380
I don't think so.

1277
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,640
Is it the Chattahoochee?

1278
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,000
Could be the Chattahoochee.

1279
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,320
With a grand.

1280
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,480
How's the song go?

1281
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,300
The Red River?

1282
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,560
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee.

1283
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,720
Yeah the Mississippi River's north.

1284
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,520
How much that body water meant to.

1285
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,360
What about Mississippi?

1286
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,680
What if you have the Mississippi Delta down there?

1287
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,160
No the Mississippi River flows north.

1288
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,000
No it doesn't.

1289
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,480
It empties into the Gulf of Mexico.

1290
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,200
The river's north flowing.

1291
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,440
Mississippi River.

1292
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,520
Because the Ohio River goes south

1293
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,240
and the Ohio River feeds the Mississippi.

1294
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,280
Well it says right here.

1295
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,120
In the Mahongahela.

1296
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,520
Rivers north flowing are the Nile, Mississippi River,

1297
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,060
the Red River, the Missouri River,

1298
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,520
the Monahagaligan River.

1299
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,360
What if we talked about Mahongahela?

1300
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,200
Mahongahela.

1301
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,740
You know what I think, this is misleading.

1302
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:41,080
You know how rivers wind up and down,

1303
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,400
up and down, up and down, right?

1304
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,160
And it creates oxbow lakes for it

1305
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,840
and when it eventually gets cut off.

1306
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,400
Well I think briefly it flows north

1307
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,880
before it blows south.

1308
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,080
Mostly southward flowing river like the Mississippi

1309
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,560
has sections where it flows towards the north.

1310
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,080
Even directly north.

1311
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,400
If you see a river.

1312
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,640
That's retarded.

1313
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,480
Yeah.

1314
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,480
That's completely misleading.

1315
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,640
Well but it says the Mississippi River

1316
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,280
is the second longest river and the chief river

1317
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,560
the second largest drainage in North America.

1318
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,600
Second to the Hudson Bay.

1319
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,440
That is completely misleading.

1320
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,000
It empties into the Gulf though.

1321
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,840
Right.

1322
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,120
It is a southward flowing river.

1323
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,320
It just happens to slightly move north

1324
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,040
and then go south, slightly move north and go south.

1325
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,880
That's retarded.

1326
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,720
Yeah.

1327
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,680
Facts are facts.

1328
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,880
Two against one you lose.

1329
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,360
That's not about it, it's facts are facts.

1330
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,320
Does it flow north?

1331
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,240
Where does it empty?

1332
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,480
Where does it start, where does it empty?

1333
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,520
That's right, there we go.

1334
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,880
I mean it starts in the north,

1335
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,000
starts in the north, enters in the south.

1336
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,880
The caption is rivers flow north.

1337
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,720
Flow.

1338
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,280
There's your truth and then there's our truth.

1339
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,760
Which is the real truth.

1340
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,840
It flows into the Mississippi River

1341
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,520
as it mainly, as its main tributary,

1342
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,720
16 kilometers from the city of St. Louis.

1343
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,360
What is the Missouri, okay hold on,

1344
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,200
I don't know what the fuck that is.

1345
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,680
Let's talk about the Missouri River.

1346
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,520
Why are we talking about rivers that flow north?

1347
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,160
What was that, okay you were asking.

1348
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,080
What was the one that has prevailing winds?

1349
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,280
That's a Nile.

1350
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,120
The Nile goes north, yeah,

1351
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,320
because it empties into the.

1352
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,800
And it has prevailing winds

1353
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,000
which allows them to sail against it.

1354
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,920
What about the Red River?

1355
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,280
The Red River is a north central Texas.

1356
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,120
Where is the Red River?

1357
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:17,960
North central.

1358
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:18,800
That's Oklahoma, Texas border.

1359
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,040
Oh God, what's wrong with me?

1360
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,120
Yes, of course.

1361
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,360
The Red River.

1362
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,440
Doesn't that kinda go east west or west east?

1363
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,400
I think it goes, well if you think about.

1364
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,120
Well okay.

1365
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:31,960
It kinda starts.

1366
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,640
So the border of Texas kinda goes.

1367
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,480
From the east to the west it goes north.

1368
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,760
Runs from Minnesota to Winnipeg almost.

1369
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,600
What does?

1370
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,440
The Red River.

1371
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,760
The one right here in Texas?

1372
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,600
No.

1373
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,480
No, the Red River is a river in the north central

1374
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,760
United States and central Canada.

1375
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,000
Originating at the confluence of the Beaux Dessus

1376
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000
and Otter Tail River between the United States of Minnesota.

1377
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,320
Okay, that's not the same river we're talking about then.

1378
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,560
Well, I mean I was talking about the Red River

1379
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,120
that flows north.

1380
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,800
The Red River that separates Oklahoma and Texas.

1381
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,640
Right.

1382
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,760
Well that's a gay river.

1383
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Is it?

1384
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,040
Well this month it is.

1385
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,880
In the month of June it's gay.

1386
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,200
Oh it's a pride river.

1387
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,520
Oh wow.

1388
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,360
Interesting.

1389
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,320
Is your company sending out daily factoid emails?

1390
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,880
I'm not talking about that.

1391
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,840
So is the Red River the only river that flows north?

1392
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,560
There are countless examples of rivers flowing northward.

1393
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,400
Some of the most famous.

1394
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400
I don't wanna give a shit.

1395
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,200
Some of the most famous ones are now,

1396
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,760
along with the Russians, Ob, Lena, Yenisei rivers.

1397
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,560
The Red River in the US, Canada, whatever.

1398
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,400
I don't give a fuck.

1399
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,840
This is kind of a stupid thing

1400
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,120
because it doesn't matter if it flows north or not.

1401
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,000
It's the elevation.

1402
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:49,960
It flows down.

1403
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,600
River travels by gravity, yes.

1404
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,440
Correct.

1405
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,760
It goes from a high elevation to a low elevation.

1406
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,920
It doesn't make any difference

1407
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,920
if it's north, south, east, or west.

1408
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,520
It's wherever the elevation is.

1409
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,720
So my fear, Mr. Producer's put up on the History Channel,

1410
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:08,720
you have just a mass group of pride folk.

1411
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,560
It's very colorful.

1412
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,040
That are gathered on the street.

1413
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,560
Obviously you see a car there.

1414
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,880
You can't see anything.

1415
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,320
There's so many people densely populated.

1416
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,160
What scares me is that.

1417
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,760
Are there people in that car that are like waiting

1418
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,760
for the crowd to dissipate?

1419
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,600
They need Sean Spraer.

1420
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,040
I think they gotta be parked.

1421
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,360
Oh.

1422
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,880
I don't think that would work with that many people.

1423
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,720
I think it would.

1424
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,960
Challenge accepted, huh?

1425
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,800
Yeah.

1426
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,640
So you're gonna park yourself

1427
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,920
right in the middle of a New York or California park?

1428
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,920
No, I would never do that.

1429
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,760
Pride parade.

1430
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,600
It would probably be to defend myself.

1431
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,360
And I'm not gonna talk about that too much either.

1432
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,000
So anyways, my fear about little events like this

1433
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,760
is that you have some jackass,

1434
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,600
some religion that doesn't believe in gay people.

1435
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,920
I don't know what religion that would be,

1436
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,640
but I'm sure you can figure that out.

1437
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,640
That will drive a truck or.

1438
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,480
Well they do that now.

1439
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,760
That's not gay pride parade.

1440
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,280
They do that for Christmas parades.

1441
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,480
That's what happened up in Milwaukee or Minnesota

1442
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,320
where that guy drove through the Christmas parade.

1443
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,840
Well, but he wasn't religiously motivated.

1444
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,920
He was just asshole motivated.

1445
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,760
Yeah, he wasn't.

1446
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,480
The only religion I know of that's motivated

1447
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,960
to mass murder is Islam, to be honest.

1448
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,160
Islamic radicalists.

1449
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,000
Today.

1450
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,820
Today.

1451
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:26,040
Christianity was that way back in the day.

1452
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,280
Yeah, well I'm sure every religion has gone through its

1453
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,880
dark, dark periods.

1454
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,480
But I would say most religions, including Islam,

1455
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,360
are the spouse's peace.

1456
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,200
Peace and love.

1457
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,200
So I don't think that would be the fear that I would have.

1458
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
I don't think you would have a religiously motivated.

1459
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,200
I think you'd just have a crazy nut job.

1460
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,560
Correct.

1461
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,180
Man, I tell you what, I am tripping out

1462
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,760
on the thing that you mentioned earlier

1463
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,160
during our green room before the first podcast.

1464
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,720
We talked about the L.I.V. and the PGA merchant companies.

1465
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,560
That was a big deal.

1466
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,640
So the Saudi-financed L.I.V. golf announced that

1467
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,760
this morning that it would merge with the PGA tour

1468
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,360
and the tour's European counterpart in a deal

1469
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,880
that revert, that's crazy.

1470
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,880
And it's all over these golfers that wanted to play

1471
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,200
for both and they're like, fuck you.

1472
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,120
And they're gonna sue.

1473
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,960
Fuck them.

1474
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,560
Why would you wanna merge with another

1475
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,500
like Saudi Arabian golf team?

1476
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,760
Have your own separate shit.

1477
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,600
Fuck them.

1478
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,800
So how'd this whole thing go down?

1479
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,820
Okay, so originally PGA golf had kind of

1480
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:35,640
a total corner of the market on where all the big stars

1481
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,400
and the big tournaments and the big exciting.

1482
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,360
Well, L.I.V. came along and said,

1483
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,480
and they approached all the stars

1484
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,280
and just threw hundreds of millions of dollars at me.

1485
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,640
Ridiculous money.

1486
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,440
Come play on our tour.

1487
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,920
And they said you could play both, I believe.

1488
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,760
Oh, is that what they led them to believe?

1489
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,960
And then PGA came out and says, if you go play for them,

1490
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,400
you can't play in any PGA tours.

1491
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,240
Yeah.

1492
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,060
I believe that's correct.

1493
00:44:58,060 --> 00:44:58,900
BS, man.

1494
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,600
So that created the big stink.

1495
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,200
On top of the whole ethics and morality

1496
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,480
of playing for the Saudi Arabians.

1497
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,880
Yeah, Saudi Arabians, yeah.

1498
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,020
So there was that conflict going on to go,

1499
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:12,440
so you're supporting the whole genocide.

1500
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,280
Terrorism.

1501
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
And all that shit that.

1502
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,380
Yeah, yeah.

1503
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,560
Oppression of women.

1504
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,400
The Khashoggi thing.

1505
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,240
Gay people.

1506
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,080
Gay people.

1507
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,880
Where are the, where is Pride Month people

1508
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,800
contesting all this?

1509
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,480
Where are the women's elitist.

1510
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,320
I think it comes.

1511
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,160
Yep.

1512
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,280
I think it comes down, I agree with you.

1513
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,360
I think it comes down to, we all have a dollar amount

1514
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,320
to look the other way.

1515
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,540
So I would love to know Target, right?

1516
00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:44,140
Target, where is Target globally?

1517
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:46,800
Does Target operate in the Middle East?

1518
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,000
You talking about Target the store?

1519
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,240
Target the store.

1520
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,920
Are there any Target stores in the Middle East,

1521
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,160
Mr. Producer?

1522
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,400
I would, because if they are, they should have

1523
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,240
Pride displays in the Middle East.

1524
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,080
Should they not?

1525
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,060
You would think.

1526
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,000
And if they don't, why not?

1527
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,240
So they only, they have Target in the United States

1528
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,440
and Canada only.

1529
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,280
Okay.

1530
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,100
Yes.

1531
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:10,940
Very small footprint.

1532
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,960
That is a very small footprint.

1533
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,800
Right.

1534
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,400
Walmart, where is Walmart in the Middle East?

1535
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,400
Target does not have any stores in Europe.

1536
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840
Let's see, worldwide.

1537
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,080
That is shocking, that Target and Walmart,

1538
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,840
is Walmart in Europe?

1539
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,480
Also Walmart is the same.

1540
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,040
The company operates under the name Walmart

1541
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,960
in the United States and Canada as Walmart in Mexico.

1542
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,740
Mexico, African countries?

1543
00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:35,880
It's Walmart de Mexico y Central America

1544
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,280
in Mexico and Central America.

1545
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,800
They're not called Walmart though.

1546
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,360
They're called Flipkart.

1547
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,280
Oh no, I'm sorry, Flipkart is a wholesale in India.

1548
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,760
Oh yeah, there they are, they are.

1549
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,640
Yeah, they're in China.

1550
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,480
China.

1551
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,400
Walmart's in China.

1552
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,960
Child.

1553
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,600
I'll check out on all the child.

1554
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,240
They're in child too.

1555
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,960
Yeah, some people call it Chile.

1556
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,800
Chile.

1557
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,440
But yeah, there's some childs out there.

1558
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,280
Chalians.

1559
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,280
Child.

1560
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,660
All right, so Walmart is way more global than Target then.

1561
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,480
If you said it's only in Canada and US is Target?

1562
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,080
Correct, under that name.

1563
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,160
Interesting, that is interesting.

1564
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,400
They're under Target.

1565
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,800
Anyway, I do find it hypocritical

1566
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,800
that if they're gonna, they go halfway.

1567
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,240
And we know why, guys.

1568
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,960
They go halfway with their virtue signaling, right?

1569
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,560
Well, it's like Disney.

1570
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:38,240
Disney is promoting their latest one, The Little Mermaid.

1571
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,080
That failed.

1572
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,280
It's tanked over in China and other countries.

1573
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,560
Oh, it has failed.

1574
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,320
Disney has?

1575
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,160
One of the worst movies ever.

1576
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,760
Yeah, well they re-released,

1577
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,600
they remade Little Mermaid, right?

1578
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,720
In live action.

1579
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,600
Live action and they changed the characters, right?

1580
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,440
Yes.

1581
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,680
The mermaid itself, is Ariel, is she African American?

1582
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,720
In the movie.

1583
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,560
In the live action.

1584
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,400
The live action movie.

1585
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,240
Interesting, okay.

1586
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,720
And when you say live action,

1587
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,540
are you referring to non-animated?

1588
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,080
Real people, like actors.

1589
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:09,920
Yeah, like real people.

1590
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,600
And there's computerized fish, computerized crab.

1591
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,140
And who's the guy?

1592
00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:15,640
Is he an African American as well?

1593
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,080
I don't know, I didn't see the movie, I have no idea.

1594
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,280
I'm just curious.

1595
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,600
I have no desire ever.

1596
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,680
I saw the OG, so I don't need to watch it again.

1597
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,640
Just like The Lion King,

1598
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,480
just like the remake in all their movies,

1599
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,320
I don't need to see them.

1600
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,480
All right, so what the,

1601
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,200
Mr. Producer just pulled this up here.

1602
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,040
What is the movie?

1603
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,160
7.2, which is bullshit.

1604
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,880
So here's what I heard about.

1605
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,800
Oh yeah, they changed their scoring system.

1606
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,640
Yeah.

1607
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

1608
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,920
Oh yeah, they absolutely changed it.

1609
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,960
So if you look at the number one stars,

1610
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,880
how many number one stars

1611
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,900
and how many number five stars they have,

1612
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,900
there's no way it's a 7.2.

1613
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:51,660
And I don't even know.

1614
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:52,680
Well when you say they changed it,

1615
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,480
how do you, what are you saying?

1616
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,320
They lied.

1617
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,920
Look, you have 40%.

1618
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,760
Oh my God.

1619
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,360
Okay, if you have 40%, if you have 17,

1620
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:07,360
I mean come on, do the, what's the mean average on here?

1621
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,240
It's not 7.2, I can tell you that.

1622
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,400
Unweighted mean is a 4.6.

1623
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,440
Unweighted mean is a 4.6.

1624
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,760
Oh yeah, it tells you down there.

1625
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,880
But they gave it a 7.2.

1626
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,280
Yeah, they, for this movie,

1627
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,000
they had to change their algorithm.

1628
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,400
Oh my God.

1629
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,400
So what is it on Rotten Tomatoes?

1630
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,840
To support the narrative.

1631
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,500
Oh, that's insane.

1632
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,680
I mean that's a, wow, look at that.

1633
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,680
Look at Brazil.

1634
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,500
Holy shit.

1635
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,360
Brazil's 71.61 star.

1636
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,200
Oh, that's Hungary.

1637
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,880
Oh, that's Hungary, yeah.

1638
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,520
Oh well, they were a very conservative country actually.

1639
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,360
Yeah.

1640
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,240
All right, so go to Rotten Tomatoes.

1641
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,240
I wanna see what Rotten Tomatoes says about Little Mermaid.

1642
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,240
And I want Little Mermaid to be successful.

1643
00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,440
I want all those actors to be successful.

1644
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,560
No, I don't if it's woke and over the top.

1645
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,880
No, I don't want that.

1646
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,080
I mean, let's just, they're starting to queer up

1647
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,920
all kinds of movies.

1648
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,940
Because go woke, go broke.

1649
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,400
I mean, you reap what you sow.

1650
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,320
Bud Light, I mean.

1651
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,160
Well, here's.

1652
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,680
Audience scored 94%.

1653
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,880
Here's the problem that I have.

1654
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,720
Bullshit.

1655
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,540
With what they're doing.

1656
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:19,380
Now, I don't care about Little Mermaid

1657
00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:22,520
because it's a fake story.

1658
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,320
But when you have like Queen Elizabeth,

1659
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,400
there's something on Netflix that they have an African.

1660
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,240
Cleopatra.

1661
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:30,620
The Cleopatra, they have an African-American that are.

1662
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:32,000
Egypt was upset about it.

1663
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
So, but my point is this.

1664
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,840
It got tanked.

1665
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,680
It has the worst Rotten Tomatoes score ever.

1666
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,580
They gave such a hard time for the people

1667
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:40,240
from The Simpsons, for example.

1668
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:44,200
The guy that was doing the Indian accent and he was white.

1669
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,040
You know, and he was like,

1670
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:45,880
oh, thank you, coming good.

1671
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,000
He's a famous dude.

1672
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,840
Abu?

1673
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,680
Oh yeah, it is.

1674
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,360
So, but they gave him such a hard time

1675
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,240
because he's not an actual,

1676
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,480
he's not an actual Indian or whatever.

1677
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,560
Tankazaria.

1678
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,640
And then they turn around.

1679
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,920
He's the pool boy in Birdcage.

1680
00:50:58,920 --> 00:50:59,760
Yes.

1681
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,880
He's also in Godzilla.

1682
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,800
But my point is.

1683
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,640
Isn't that amazing?

1684
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,840
They canceled him.

1685
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,520
They canceled him from that show

1686
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,320
because they were like, well, you can't make a,

1687
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,880
you can't change your accent.

1688
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,760
No, no, no, no, no.

1689
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,880
He volunteered that.

1690
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,600
They gave him a hard time about it.

1691
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,680
And then he followed suit.

1692
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:18,520
In general.

1693
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,120
And then he was like, yeah, it's not right

1694
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:20,960
for me to be doing an Indian accent.

1695
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,160
No, he caved.

1696
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,000
It was bullshit.

1697
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:23,820
Well, of course he caved.

1698
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:26,520
But my point is, why aren't they doing the same thing

1699
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,960
about the Cleopatra?

1700
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,800
Right.

1701
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,720
Why is it fair one direction and not the other?

1702
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,120
I mean, bitch, please.

1703
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:32,960
Right.

1704
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,040
That's gonna be, that's what really grinds my gears.

1705
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,080
Be consistent.

1706
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:36,920
Right.

1707
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,920
No, there is no consistency.

1708
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,600
So what is this telling us?

1709
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,440
What's this?

1710
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:45,160
Yeah, I thought it was all audience verified audience.

1711
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,000
So 90.

1712
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,920
That's a big difference.

1713
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,840
94% of the verified audience loves it.

1714
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,760
Oh my God.

1715
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,720
Like the best.

1716
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:57,880
And then all audience is only 57%.

1717
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,460
That's just bullshit.

1718
00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:01,760
Yeah, they're fudging the numbers.

1719
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,600
Yep.

1720
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,520
That's crazy.

1721
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,720
Yep, yep, yep.

1722
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,680
Now you can't even trust.

1723
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,520
I mean, I actually go to IMDB all the time

1724
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,600
to look at the ratings before I choose to watch,

1725
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,200
to spend two hours watching a movie or not.

1726
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,400
You can't trust it.

1727
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,800
Now I don't know if, yeah,

1728
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,040
now I don't know if I can trust it.

1729
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,080
That's crap.

1730
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,420
Because you go, oh, 7.2, it must not be bad.

1731
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:25,260
Right.

1732
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:27,920
Oh, anything over a seven is like excellent.

1733
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,160
Let's go watch it.

1734
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,640
Yeah, not now.

1735
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,760
And if they stick to the movie,

1736
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,360
I'm sure the movie's fine, right?

1737
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,680
It's the fact that the changes were made.

1738
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,880
Well, that and all the woke stuff they put in there.

1739
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,400
Oh, did they add a bunch of shit to it?

1740
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,480
I guess.

1741
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,800
So I was reading some review of that movie

1742
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,800
and they were laying into The Little Mermaid

1743
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,120
simply because they thought it was outrageous

1744
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,120
for a woman to be willing to give up her voice for a man.

1745
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,080
Ooh.

1746
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,920
Oh, yes.

1747
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,760
Ah.

1748
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,520
That was. Like that?

1749
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,120
That was beautiful.

1750
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:03,960
I know, I got a little weepy.

1751
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,800
I wish you could do that.

1752
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,080
I was so weepy.

1753
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,240
I'm gonna go back and listen to that over and over again.

1754
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,360
It sounds like the girl from Filtered.

1755
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,560
I want a snippet of that.

1756
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,640
Jeff, if you can remember,

1757
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,960
I want you to send me a snippet of that.

1758
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,280
I'm gonna make it my ringtone for Jeff.

1759
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,440
The cartoon was great.

1760
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,560
You had the octopus woman as a.

1761
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,400
It was great.

1762
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,600
Forging it's souls.

1763
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,160
That's, okay, she didn't sound like that, but yeah.

1764
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,400
Anyway, that's a great movie.

1765
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,040
Anyway, hold on, what was I saying?

1766
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,880
I was saying, oh, oh.

1767
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,840
And then there was somebody that lit.

1768
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,560
I mean, you know how they, it's ridiculous now

1769
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,120
that the news is what Twitter responses are.

1770
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:40,960
Correct.

1771
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,800
Which is stupid.

1772
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,200
But anyway, one of them was,

1773
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,640
she wasn't giving up her voice to be,

1774
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,520
because of a man.

1775
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,680
Be human.

1776
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,920
To be human.

1777
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,280
To experience what it means to be human.

1778
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,320
To experience love and to experience the life on land

1779
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,920
and all that kind of stuff.

1780
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,000
And lit into this person that it wasn't about

1781
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,760
a feminist message that said,

1782
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,080
oh, it's for this boy that she likes.

1783
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,200
Anyway, it was crazy.

1784
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,320
We just can't get along about anything, can we?

1785
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,120
No, not these days, you can't.

1786
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,080
But I loved that movie.

1787
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,120
I loved when, and we should talk about that real quick.

1788
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,920
What were your favorite Disney movies

1789
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,600
before they got woke and stupid?

1790
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,080
I like Toy Story.

1791
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,600
I like Lion King.

1792
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,760
Beauty and the Beast is good.

1793
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,600
Beauty and the Beast is good.

1794
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,440
There's a lot, there's a ton of them out there.

1795
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,280
Little Mermaid is great.

1796
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,320
There's a ton of them out there.

1797
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,160
And we're not talking about Pixar, right?

1798
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,360
That's the Toy Story one.

1799
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,800
Well, Toy Story, well, it's Disney.

1800
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,680
Right, okay, if we exclude those.

1801
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,880
Exclude those.

1802
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,240
I think Lion King is near the top.

1803
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,920
I enjoyed Aladdin.

1804
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:48,760
Aladdin was great.

1805
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,160
Aladdin was good.

1806
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,000
It was.

1807
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,800
You guys ever watch The Rescuers?

1808
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,960
Oh yeah. Oh my God.

1809
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,680
R-E-S-C-U-E, rescue aid society.

1810
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,160
That's where you had Bianca.

1811
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,440
Oh, that's right, the rats or the mice.

1812
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,000
Are they rats?

1813
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
They're mice. They're mice.

1814
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,400
You had Bianca and it was the French lady,

1815
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,200
Jacques Gabor, actually that's not her name,

1816
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,360
but and then you had.

1817
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,880
This was before it was Famous Voices.

1818
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,120
I always upset about the fact

1819
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,480
that they went with Famous Voices for movies

1820
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,440
because they were people that were no name people

1821
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,680
that were excellent at giving voices to animated movies.

1822
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,880
And then they started to put real actors in there

1823
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,080
and it took away.

1824
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:32,920
When did that start?

1825
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,320
I don't know, but it took away like.

1826
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,600
Well I don't know because if you watch Lion King,

1827
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,800
that's got James Earl journals,

1828
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,520
it's got Darth Vader in it, right?

1829
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,360
Right.

1830
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,680
It's got the kid at.

1831
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,280
You mean the guy from the Arby's commercial.

1832
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,920
No, that's from Mission Impossible.

1833
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,720
Fing Reims.

1834
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,000
I bring that up every time, sorry.

1835
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,360
So what was the one, I'm sorry.

1836
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,400
But that's a good question.

1837
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,600
When did they start having animated movies with.

1838
00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,760
Toy Story.

1839
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,760
Not real people.

1840
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,600
Was it Toy Story?

1841
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,360
What do you mean not real people?

1842
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,320
Not celebrities.

1843
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,920
They weren't always that way.

1844
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,080
You mean the voices.

1845
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,920
The voices.

1846
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:13,080
It may have been Pixar because you got Tom Hanks,

1847
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,400
Tim Allen, and then you have all the supporting characters

1848
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,720
so you know all their voices.

1849
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:19,720
And I think it was a brilliant move

1850
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,640
to bring people to the movie, right?

1851
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:27,400
But I always felt bad for the people who were

1852
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,520
in the industry that were no names,

1853
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,560
that were like Little Mermaid.

1854
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,520
If you look up Little Mermaid,

1855
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,920
you won't know any of those people.

1856
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,760
Yeah.

1857
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,640
And I bet you if you looked up.

1858
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,840
The Black Cauldron was a good one too.

1859
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,640
Their voice actors. Beauty and the Beast.

1860
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,800
You won't know any of those people.

1861
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,840
Yeah, well they're specialized.

1862
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,520
I think Black Cauldron is the only PG

1863
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,320
cartoon from Disney back in the day.

1864
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,560
PG, oh yeah, okay.

1865
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,440
Everything else was G.

1866
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,400
Really? Yeah.

1867
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,960
They had nudity?

1868
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,800
Penetration.

1869
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,880
Will be mine.

1870
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,520
And a magical cauldron.

1871
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,960
If the whole kingdom find it.

1872
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,800
Look at that.

1873
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,880
Nothing could stand against him.

1874
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,200
That holds the key to saving a mystical land.

1875
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,960
And we show penetration.

1876
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,360
Oh.

1877
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,120
It's the best.

1878
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,120
And there's no penetration like animated penetration.

1879
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,040
On a new special edition Disney DVD.

1880
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,600
If we destroy the cauldron, it will stop the whole kingdom.

1881
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,440
Do they use profanity in this one?

1882
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,320
With deleted scenes.

1883
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,160
Right.

1884
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,000
And more.

1885
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,800
And more.

1886
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,640
And more.

1887
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:27,480
Penetration.

1888
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,320
We're all lost.

1889
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,160
Karen, no.

1890
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:29,960
Walt Disney's

1891
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,120
It's probably the, I think it's just the intensity

1892
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:32,960
of the movie. Don't stick it in.

1893
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,200
Special edition.

1894
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,800
Just the tip please, just the tip.

1895
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,640
I like the Fantasia as well, that's one of my favorites.

1896
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,440
I wish I had said that.

1897
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,200
Yes.

1898
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,040
Did you just say just the tip?

1899
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,000
I did.

1900
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,680
As a, she's like, oh no.

1901
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,000
As a Disney character?

1902
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,760
I know.

1903
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,920
That's really nice.

1904
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,880
So there was a

1905
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,240
Mulan was good.

1906
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,280
I've never seen Mulan.

1907
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,120
Mulan was good.

1908
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,920
We watched the shit out of that too.

1909
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,760
The shit out of it?

1910
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,560
And they made the live version of that as well.

1911
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,400
You got Pocahontas.

1912
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,400
I haven't seen Pocahontas.

1913
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,720
Alice in Wonderland was pretty cool.

1914
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,560
That came out like

1915
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,840
I've seen all of them.

1916
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,240
Yeah, Lady and the Tramp.

1917
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,080
Yeah.

1918
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,080
Oh, those were slow.

1919
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,000
The Aristocrats?

1920
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,840
The Aristocrats.

1921
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,960
Oh my God, the slowest movie you'll ever see.

1922
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,160
Peter Pan.

1923
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,040
That was when they back, I mean they were slow.

1924
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,240
101 Dalmatians.

1925
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,600
Well they tried to tell a whole story.

1926
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,440
I know.

1927
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,280
How about like a regular story?

1928
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,080
Like a really old, like Dumbo.

1929
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:27,920
I've watched that once.

1930
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,760
I'm not sure I've seen Dumbo.

1931
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,240
It's very sad.

1932
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,680
It's a very sad movie.

1933
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,080
Because it's a little elephant that lost its mom.

1934
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:35,920
Yes.

1935
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,740
Really?

1936
00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:38,720
Every single Disney movie they lose their mom.

1937
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,560
Yes.

1938
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:40,400
Bambi.

1939
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,480
Why is that?

1940
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,440
What's their obsession with killing,

1941
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,280
what do you call it when they kill mom?

1942
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,120
Matricide.

1943
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,440
Matricide?

1944
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,280
Yes.

1945
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,120
Are you sure that's the right word?

1946
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,960
There's patricide, kill your dad.

1947
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,400
Yeah, so Disney's obsessed with matricide.

1948
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,400
Yeah.

1949
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,360
I never thought I'd say that word.

1950
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,320
And yeah, we watched, we are talking,

1951
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,200
Julie had a collection of them.

1952
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,040
Yeah.

1953
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,640
And we just added onto it as the kids came around.

1954
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,040
I miss animated movies.

1955
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:05,880
I do.

1956
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,700
Yeah, I don't watch them anymore.

1957
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,540
I don't.

1958
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:09,440
Yeah, it's just different.

1959
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,360
Well it's not just that, is I don't have the kids

1960
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,720
and nothing really, you know, if I didn't have kids,

1961
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,760
I don't know if I would have gone and seen

1962
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,940
all the ones that I did.

1963
00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:20,340
We should go see the animated version of Bitway.

1964
00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:24,200
I'll tell you, I used to watch a lot of Veggie Tales.

1965
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,440
Oh, I love that.

1966
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,040
Veggie Tales were Christian based storylines

1967
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,720
that taught kids Bible stories.

1968
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:32,560
Yes, it was great.

1969
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,600
And all, out of vegetables, I thought it was so fun,

1970
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,640
except for the tomato, he's a fruit, but you know.

1971
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,480
It was great, I loved them.

1972
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,960
Bob the tomato, Larry the cucumber.

1973
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,800
Yes.

1974
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,620
They were great.

1975
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,760
Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales.

1976
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,000
They had so many like, the songs were so catchy.

1977
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Broccoli, celery, gotta be Veggie Tales.

1978
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,720
Yep, I loved it.

1979
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,560
Okay, so.

1980
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,960
And then of course it was Bob the Builder.

1981
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,560
Oh, so we all, there we go.

1982
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,040
Ooh, this is the extended version.

1983
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:11,860
Oh wow.

1984
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,960
There's Larry the cucumber.

1985
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,720
If you like to talk to tomatoes.

1986
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,280
If a squash can make you smile.

1987
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,120
Oh my God.

1988
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:26,920
It's been a while, man.

1989
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,160
This is the extended version.

1990
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,920
This is back when life was simple.

1991
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,120
There's Miss Blueberry.

1992
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,200
Asparagus.

1993
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,040
She was hot.

1994
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,800
Excuse me.

1995
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,920
She was hot.

1996
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:38,760
Yeah.

1997
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,240
They really know how to pump up her blueberries.

1998
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,440
Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales.

1999
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,280
All right.

2000
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,160
Seriously, this is back when life was simple.

2001
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,400
And we thought it was hard.

2002
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,240
Yeah, it was crazy.

2003
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,160
And we thought the world was crazy back then,

2004
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:59,720
but now it makes us think that life was great back then.

2005
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,560
Doesn't it?

2006
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,640
I'll tell you, it was crazy back then.

2007
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,840
I mean, the kids all younger.

2008
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,120
I mean, my house was a fucking tornado with four kids.

2009
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:08,960
Yeah.

2010
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,800
But I remember coming home from work, I was tired.

2011
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,400
I had two jobs, three jobs.

2012
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,780
It was crazy.

2013
01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:16,880
It was crazy.

2014
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,080
My life was a whirlwind.

2015
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,400
I would come home literally in between breaks.

2016
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,320
During the Veggie Tale days.

2017
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,840
I would sit on the floor with the kids and play with them.

2018
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,680
Yeah.

2019
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,920
And I remember they would climb all over me

2020
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,440
and I would fall asleep.

2021
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,400
And I'd be sleeping on the floor.

2022
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,520
They'd like crawl over me and I'd still try to play with them.

2023
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,040
They were like smacking you with stuff.

2024
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,480
Oh, dad!

2025
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,000
Put your CPAP on, come on.

2026
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,080
You're snoring again.

2027
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:39,920
Eat Darth Vader.

2028
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,840
I don't think I snored.

2029
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:41,680
I didn't snore.

2030
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,320
I snored, but I don't think, you know,

2031
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,360
the heavier I got the more I snored.

2032
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,880
Yeah, that comes with weight and age.

2033
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,720
What were the other shows?

2034
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,680
I mean, Bob the Builder was one of them for us.

2035
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,880
Yeah, we watched Bob the Builder.

2036
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,720
I didn't watch that.

2037
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:52,760
Roly Poly Oly.

2038
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,600
Roly Poly Oly.

2039
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,440
I didn't watch that either.

2040
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,600
That was a great one.

2041
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:56,760
Yes.

2042
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,920
That was a good one.

2043
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,040
God, I remember Dylan, my oldest.

2044
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,820
He would go ape shit crazy when Bob the Builder was on.

2045
01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:05,800
He'd be jumping on the bed and going nuts.

2046
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,760
Yeah, do you watch Bear, the Big Blue House?

2047
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:09,800
I think.

2048
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,960
That sounds familiar.

2049
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,200
I watched Blue's Clues.

2050
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,040
Oh, Blue's Clues.

2051
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,000
Go watch the Blue's Clues, too.

2052
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,200
I remember Blue's Clues.

2053
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,040
Then they had that weird,

2054
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,040
they switched the dude out in the middle of Blue's Clues.

2055
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,120
Yeah, he left.

2056
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:19,960
Yeah, what?

2057
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:20,800
There was a story behind that.

2058
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,640
He moved with the college.

2059
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,200
Well, he wanted to become a rock star.

2060
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:27,160
He was in some heavy metal head banging game.

2061
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:32,160
And I think he has come back and said he regretted

2062
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,240
having done that.

2063
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,400
Did you see that article?

2064
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,280
Because it was a flop.

2065
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,760
No, well, no, no, no.

2066
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,920
Well, having left the show.

2067
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,080
Yeah, well, I mean, the show was hurt,

2068
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,440
but when he left his career,

2069
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,560
I don't even know what he was doing,

2070
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,840
if he was singing or what the hell he was doing

2071
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:51,480
for the heavy metal band, but his band flopped.

2072
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,600
All right, that's sad.

2073
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,280
I wonder if he banked a lot of money

2074
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,240
during his Blue's Clues days.

2075
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,080
Who knows?

2076
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,400
I bet no, he'd probably get paid a bunch.

2077
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,880
Well, I mean, they had so much, they sold shirts,

2078
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,240
they sold toys.

2079
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,640
But if he didn't write that contract right,

2080
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,480
he'd get shit.

2081
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,520
And he gets.000%.

2082
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,800
Hey, guys, I know that it's kind of along those lines.

2083
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,080
You ever watch The Last Dance with Michael Jordan?

2084
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:18,920
No.

2085
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,740
It's fascinating.

2086
01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:21,080
I didn't want to watch it,

2087
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,560
and I was dragging my feet to watch it.

2088
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:25,680
You need to watch it.

2089
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,800
It's really, really good.

2090
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,600
And it talks about how Scottie Pippen

2091
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,480
signed a shitty ass contract.

2092
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,320
Oh, really?

2093
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,600
And so everyone around him is making beaucoup bucks, right?

2094
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,640
Not counting Jordan.

2095
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,520
Jordan's like making ridiculous numbers.

2096
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,640
And he was locked into a long contract

2097
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,440
that was really bad because he was one of like 14 kids,

2098
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,320
and he just needed the money so he could send it home.

2099
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,360
He's a good kid.

2100
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,180
Right.

2101
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:53,120
And he was such a pivotal part

2102
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,920
of their championship runs, right?

2103
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,760
Oh, yeah.

2104
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,920
Two different runs.

2105
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,040
And it's heartbreaking, you know?

2106
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,880
Did he ever make his money?

2107
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,560
No, not really.

2108
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,460
Really?

2109
01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:06,300
Not really.

2110
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,280
You guys need to watch that.

2111
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,640
If you ever see that on there and you remember.

2112
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:10,480
It's on Netflix.

2113
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,560
It's worth watching.

2114
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,160
It's really good.

2115
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,440
I'm watching a documentary now.

2116
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,840
It's about this family who adopts

2117
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,840
what they think is a six-year-old girl from Ukraine.

2118
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,680
And it's.

2119
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,740
And she ends up.

2120
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,120
I think that was actually audible on my microphone.

2121
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,360
I think you shit.

2122
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,320
I think that was audible on my microphone.

2123
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,160
Yeah.

2124
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,560
I just soaked that in.

2125
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,360
He had to lean to get that one out.

2126
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,200
Good.

2127
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,520
Are you okay?

2128
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,920
It was those chips.

2129
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,640
Well, I get it.

2130
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,800
They went right through me.

2131
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,160
I'm just concerned for your well-being right now.

2132
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,000
Oh, no.

2133
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,760
Did you hear that high-pitched little toot?

2134
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:53,600
I have a tight butt.

2135
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,760
I did, and now I smell it.

2136
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:56,600
Oh, no, you don't.

2137
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:57,440
Yes, I 100% do.

2138
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,280
I don't.

2139
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,100
Mine smell good.

2140
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:01,000
I would actually replace that chair, Jeff.

2141
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,580
God almighty.

2142
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:05,220
Oh, come on.

2143
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,360
Yeah.

2144
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,200
I think we might need to.

2145
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,020
So anyway, I'm watching.

2146
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:09,680
This might be the first podcast we cut short.

2147
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,520
Thank you, Sean.

2148
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,120
This documentary, I'm only two in out of four, I think.

2149
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,840
But this girl is apparently,

2150
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,880
it's going back and forth.

2151
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:17,720
Is she.

2152
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,560
It's ridiculous.

2153
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,360
A little girl, or is she 30?

2154
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,640
And apparently, she's a con artist.

2155
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:25,740
I don't know if she's a con artist,

2156
01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:29,280
but she's destroying that family.

2157
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,120
Yes.

2158
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,020
I'm not all the way through it yet.

2159
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,000
But the parents seem like.

2160
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:33,840
I saw the.

2161
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,080
Your wheels off as well, though.

2162
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,760
Yeah, I saw the article headline.

2163
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,680
I don't know the details.

2164
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,480
So there's a documentary on it, huh?

2165
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,060
Yes, I'm watching it now.

2166
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:42,900
Okay, all right.

2167
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,200
Well, let me know how that goes.

2168
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:48,400
You are the, not the authority,

2169
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,800
but you are a very good,

2170
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,640
you're a very good resource for telling me

2171
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,840
what documentaries are good on Netflix.

2172
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,000
So.

2173
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,800
I'm also watching Pearl Harbor minute by minute.

2174
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:00,640
Really?

2175
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,580
It's fascinating, yes.

2176
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:05,040
There were so many things missed.

2177
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,400
Oh yeah, they go through all that.

2178
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,240
I know.

2179
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,680
And they're like, because what's interesting.

2180
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:09,680
The mini subs.

2181
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,080
Yeah, the mini subs are in it.

2182
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,580
The.

2183
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:13,600
What do you mean mini subs?

2184
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:14,640
Like the submarines?

2185
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,480
Yeah.

2186
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,400
Japan made mini subs.

2187
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,120
They had like two person mini subs.

2188
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,060
How many people were in them?

2189
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:20,900
Two.

2190
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:21,740
Well, yeah, I thought it was two.

2191
01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:22,580
It was two people.

2192
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:26,200
In Fredericksburg, they have a Pacific museum.

2193
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,520
And they have one of those there.

2194
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:32,640
Oh really?

2195
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:33,480
Yeah.

2196
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,760
And what's interesting is.

2197
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,560
Well hold on, how long does it take

2198
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,320
to get from Japan to Hawaii?

2199
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,480
Took months.

2200
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,080
A long time.

2201
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,080
And were they launched from a battleship?

2202
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:45,920
They probably were.

2203
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,600
They were launched from larger submarines.

2204
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,400
Okay, so it wasn't like they went the entire Pacific.

2205
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,240
They would never have made it.

2206
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,240
No, but what's interesting is.

2207
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,080
They sunk them though.

2208
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,560
There was a ship that saw one of the periscopes

2209
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,200
or the coding tower or something.

2210
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,040
Yep.

2211
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,640
And they ended up shooting it

2212
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,640
and destroying it.

2213
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:04,480
Yeah.

2214
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,360
And what's interesting is,

2215
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,000
I never thought about this is,

2216
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,080
one of the narrators or whoever said,

2217
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:11,960
little did they know,

2218
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,320
but these guys on this boat

2219
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:18,960
shot the first American war shots

2220
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:19,800
or whatever you want to call it.

2221
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:20,800
Yeah, yeah, the first kill.

2222
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,800
First shots in the World War II for America

2223
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,640
was destroying that submarine.

2224
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,800
That's right.

2225
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:27,640
Yeah.

2226
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,460
Crazy.

2227
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,960
Yeah, there it is, a schematic of it.

2228
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,680
Yeah, they said it was over 100 degrees in there.

2229
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,280
Oh God, what a nightmare.

2230
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,160
Yeah.

2231
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,000
Wow, 100 degrees.

2232
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:37,840
You would think.

2233
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,440
Imagine signing up for that deal.

2234
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,480
Yeah, I want to be in that two man submarine

2235
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,440
going 400 miles.

2236
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,920
They also, yeah, no shit.

2237
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,640
They also said that the aircraft carriers,

2238
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,720
they turned off all the heat to conserve.

2239
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,640
To be quiet.

2240
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,320
Well, to be quiet and to conserve fuel.

2241
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,160
Fuel.

2242
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,800
So to make that journey.

2243
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,640
And it was during winter.

2244
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,920
Through the Pacific, which was brutal, they said.

2245
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,080
Damn.

2246
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,040
The submarines.

2247
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:04,880
No, the aircraft carriers.

2248
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,760
The aircraft carriers, all the ships that were coming.

2249
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,600
They were doing their,

2250
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,720
The United States aircraft carriers.

2251
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,400
No, the Japanese, as they made their way from Japan.

2252
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,440
To attack Pearl Harbor.

2253
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,320
Because they kind of went up

2254
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,800
and then they came back down.

2255
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,920
Yeah, they avoided major shipping lanes.

2256
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,200
Yeah, so they were like.

2257
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,920
To do their sneak, underhanded, devious, evil attack.

2258
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,760
Right.

2259
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,320
When they hadn't even declared war on us.

2260
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:29,160
And what's interesting is they have

2261
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,280
survivors of Pearl Harbor on there.

2262
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,200
But they also have one of the Japanese pilots.

2263
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,040
Oh wow.

2264
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,120
He's 103.

2265
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:37,960
Damn.

2266
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,720
And he's giving his perspective.

2267
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,160
He's like, this is what we were told to do.

2268
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,000
Absolutely.

2269
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:43,820
Right.

2270
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:44,660
He was doing his job.

2271
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:49,660
And he's like, we went out there prepared.

2272
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,240
We're not gonna come back.

2273
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:52,080
Right.

2274
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,160
Suicide mission.

2275
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,720
And we don't wanna get caught.

2276
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,560
So none of them wore parachutes.

2277
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,040
So if you got shot.

2278
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,420
You're dying. You were going down.

2279
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,680
Yeah, so they didn't wear parachutes.

2280
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,240
So how did he survive?

2281
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,600
He made it back.

2282
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,880
Oh yeah, no.

2283
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,240
They got very little resistance.

2284
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:09,760
Yeah, there was hardly any resistance.

2285
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,320
We were in peace time.

2286
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,520
I mean, we weren't at war with them.

2287
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,360
We were caught flat footed.

2288
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,480
And we were sleeping.

2289
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:18,000
And they go through all the missed things.

2290
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,320
On the radar?

2291
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:20,160
All of it, yeah.

2292
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,120
The guy who was.

2293
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,320
Like there was some alarms that went off.

2294
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:25,380
They just dismissed him.

2295
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:26,220
They did.

2296
01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:28,400
They thought they were things coming from the mainland.

2297
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,240
US planes coming from the mainland.

2298
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,960
They thought they were B-17s.

2299
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,640
Yeah, on the big radar.

2300
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,760
And the guy who was in charge at the time there.

2301
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,120
Was it a radar reader?

2302
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,280
He was actually there to learn.

2303
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:40,120
It was on a Sunday.

2304
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:40,960
What it was.

2305
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,600
And he really wasn't the guy there.

2306
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,260
But he was like, he's like, yeah, you can ignore that.

2307
01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:46,160
That's the B-17s.

2308
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:47,120
So they ignored it.

2309
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:47,960
Unbelievable.

2310
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,440
Unbelievable.

2311
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:51,640
But even leading up to that,

2312
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,120
there were a lot of misses.

2313
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,560
Yes, they even have like encoded messages, right?

2314
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,400
They.

2315
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:00,000
Well, I think we're missing one of the biggest stories today.

2316
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,560
And today is June 6th.

2317
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:02,400
And it's D-Day.

2318
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,240
D-Day.

2319
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,600
You're right.

2320
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,520
God, what a day in history.

2321
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,120
So how many years is that now?

2322
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,560
Is that?

2323
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,280
It's, well, it's 1944.

2324
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,440
So it's almost 80.

2325
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,400
Is it 80 years?

2326
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,320
Geez.

2327
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,880
Is that my doing that math right?

2328
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,880
79 years.

2329
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,000
Yes, almost 80 years.

2330
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,640
Those guys were studs.

2331
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,800
I mean, and we just threw bodies at it, man.

2332
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,960
I mean, they knew.

2333
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,080
I mean, we got exceptionally lucky.

2334
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,700
A number of factors.

2335
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:39,180
They had pulled a lot of things away from the Western coast

2336
01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:42,120
because they were fighting multiple fronts

2337
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,560
and they didn't think it was, we were gonna do that.

2338
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,400
You know what I mean?

2339
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,640
Had they been ready, ready for us?

2340
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,480
I'm not sure it would have been successful.

2341
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,600
I don't know.

2342
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,440
Right.

2343
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,760
Well, they had to reload.

2344
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,160
That's basically the only reason

2345
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,720
a lot of those guys survived.

2346
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,560
Right.

2347
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,240
Their guns jammed or they reloaded.

2348
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,280
They almost ran out of ammo.

2349
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,600
Just shooting sitting ducks.

2350
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,440
Literally.

2351
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,080
Those guys on the boats, can you just imagine?

2352
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,840
You see that picture I sent you this morning?

2353
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,340
You can zoom in on those pictures.

2354
01:11:09,340 --> 01:11:10,800
They're normal dudes just like us.

2355
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,640
I know.

2356
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,800
Dude, they're 18, 19 years old.

2357
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,200
And that was what made me sick

2358
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,680
about watching Saved Private Ryan.

2359
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,640
Saved Private Ryan does a fantastic job

2360
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,000
of depicting how that went down.

2361
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:22,840
Right.

2362
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,000
Where these guys are gung-ho,

2363
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,680
ready to fight for their country.

2364
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,840
And the thing drops and they just all get shot up.

2365
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:34,320
Because there's a guy just shooting a machine gun

2366
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,160
in straight into it.

2367
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,000
Boom.

2368
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:36,840
Straight into it.

2369
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,520
Before the show ends, the Normandy landings

2370
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:43,080
were the landing operation associated air borne operations

2371
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:48,080
on Tuesday 6, June 6, 1944, Allied invasion of Normandy

2372
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,040
and Operation Overlord during World War II.

2373
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,280
That was very wordy, wasn't it?

2374
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,800
Overlord, yeah.

2375
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:55,040
Yeah, codenamed Operation Neptune

2376
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,720
and often referred to as D-Day.

2377
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,920
It was the largest seaborne airport in history.

2378
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:03,920
An amazing sacrifice and testament to those veterans.

2379
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:08,160
And those, I mean, yeah, that's a great way to end this show.

2380
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,000
They were the catalyst.

2381
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,680
A shout out to those veterans

2382
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,440
and the families of those veterans

2383
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,320
and what they went through.

2384
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,800
That is one of my bucket list items to go to Normandy

2385
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,520
and pay my respects.

2386
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:19,640
It certainly is.

2387
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:23,680
And getting back, I'm gonna have to say a big fat no

2388
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:24,840
to this pyramid for me.

2389
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,880
Yeah, it wasn't that great for me either.

2390
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,160
I didn't enjoy the peat version of it.

2391
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,760
I think that the peated whiskey that they put in there,

2392
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,920
it didn't work for me either.

2393
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,520
So that's a big fat no for me too.

2394
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:36,840
So I hear you.

2395
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,560
That's the three thumbs down for Dudes Like Us.

2396
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,840
Thank you, Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin,

2397
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,000
at Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

2398
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:42,820
I'm Paul.

2399
01:12:42,820 --> 01:12:47,820
Cheers.