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Casey Kasem with the top 40. Top 40 hits.

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We can't do it like you do.

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Hey Cameron.

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You know I was telling Shelly how you always do the drunk commentator.

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Is that the guy from the Cubs?

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Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey? Is that who you do?

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And so now every single time I hear an announcer in a game I start giggling

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because I think of your Harry Carrey. It's like when they say six shots on goal to the Knights 8.

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And I'm like, six shots on goal.

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Six shots on goal and Jeff and Paul stepping up to the plate right now.

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It's two out three now.

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Five hot dogs.

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I was explaining to Shelly why I was laughing and she was just like, what?

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Speaking of hot dogs, I had a Costco hot dog for lunch the other day.

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So did I. They're fantastic.

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It was delicious. It was not as good because I like the onions you can put on them.

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But they don't have them out there that you can put on yourself.

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They have little cups of them now. So I got one.

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They do? A Costco cup? Cups of onions?

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Yes. You have to ask for them.

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Oh, I did not know that.

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Well, I got a couple to put on mine so I dumped them up and they were frozen.

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So it came out one big blob.

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I was like, all right, so I tried breaking it apart.

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So I was eating this with frozen onions.

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Crunchy.

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They were crunchy. I was just like, this is not good.

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Flick those off and start over.

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I fought through it. It was not good though.

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So it was a bad experience. I told my wife, I was like, yeah, this was not a good visit.

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It's funny. We were leaving Costco and, you know, of course, it's a dollar fifty for a soda and a gigantic hot dog.

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And I was like, you want to get one? She was like, no, I'll go with the split one.

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We'll split a hot dog. She's like, was it like Lady and the Tramp?

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Because we both love it.

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Oh, yeah, we both. Yeah, we ate it from the opposite ends.

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And we met in the middle and I had mustard up my nostrils and she had like ketchup all over her lips.

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And it was like amazing.

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You liked her gums.

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I like the ketchup off the roof of her mouth.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, that kind of went gross in a hurry, didn't it?

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Oh, righty then.

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It's it's May 30th. This is the second edition of our May 30th podcast.

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This is Dudes. I've got some Sean. I am Pablo.

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I am Jeff. During our break during the first half and the second half, we we got to sample a tree.

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We did a treat. We spoiled ourselves.

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So if you guys don't know, we have an infinity bottle that we've been contributing to for an extended period.

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I don't actually know how long, but it's a gigantic bottle.

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Actually, I don't think it was that long.

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Well, I started that maybe six months ago, maybe nine months.

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It's a very precious bottle.

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But it was when I when my when Julie and I re cataloged everything.

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Well, you've got some new furniture and you took everything out and took it as an opportunity and you archived everything.

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And then we started noticing that some of these bottles aren't as full as the rest.

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Correct. And we decided we're going to empty some of them, not empty them,

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but we're going to like donate them to the infinity bottle because it wasn't enough for all three of us to enjoy.

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There's the key. If we pour those what's left in those bottles into three glasses, we're going to go really, really, really poor.

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Oh, yeah. We'd be all bitter and irritable. All puffed up.

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Yeah. Look at me. Oh, we said fine.

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We'll just dump it in the infinity bottle. Well, it turns out pretty good.

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So this so we did this before. I mean, we had a sample before not an affinity bottle.

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We did our first sample. The first sample is good.

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The second sample, even better, even better, even better.

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The second sample, it was sweet. It was outstanding. It was so good.

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And again, I was trying to figure out, is that an emotional response?

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Because, you know, we love that bottle. No, there's so much history.

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I think it's one of the better bourbons we have out there. If not near the top. Yeah, it's great.

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I wouldn't even. There's no emotion in it for me.

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It's all fact that fucking infinity bottle is incredible.

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And how many bourbons is it a blend of twenty seven, twenty seven bottles?

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So there you go. If you're listening, if you're listening and you want to make an excellent bourbon, just buy twenty seven bottles of bourbon.

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And they're all over the place. Two to five ounces of bourbon.

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And just mix it into a bottle and then you'll be have anything you could ever want in a bourbon.

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Yes. Yeah. So we were we're kind of perusing the the quantities of the different bourbons that we're putting in there.

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And I noticed there was there was one that was six ounces. There were a couple that were four, four and a half ounces.

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And but the majority of them are about two and a half ounces. There may have been a lot. Yeah, it's not a lot.

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And they all have contributing factors. I mean, the my overall synopsis of my taste buds, I taste a lot of pepper.

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The Roman was fantastic. The overall it was very sweet. The sides of my palate were very sweet.

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Yeah, it had a lot of had a really good oiliness to it. Yeah, it's really, really good. It was really good.

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But we are trying one we've never tried before. That's right. And it's Bardstown. This is my first dip into it.

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I just not did it. OK, this is my second. The second was infinitely better than the first.

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We said it was a hard burn on the first slip. Second sip. It's actually I tasted no burn at all.

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So maybe those maybe it burned off. The nose was very misleading when you first smell it.

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It's like lots of flowers. Oh, yeah. It's got super sweet. Very.

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Yeah, very flower aromas. The first time I did, I was like, well, that's very perfumey.

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All right. It's original series bottled in bond. It is Bardstown.

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It is naturally a hundred proof price.

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Naturally, but well, because it's bottled in bond.

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So naturally, that means it's a hundred proof. And we're at fifty dollars for a price point.

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Not bad at all. And here's the match bill. Fifty sixty eight percent corn, 20 percent wheat.

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Oh, it's a weeded bourbon. It's a weeded bourbon and 12 percent marted, malted barley.

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So excellent. What does this 68 corn? That's pretty significant.

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So I like to see corn below 70, you know, maker's mark. I think 71.

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I like I like it when I like it when it hits 65 that corn, you know, that way it allows you to play with the wheat and barley a little bit.

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You know, give it a little more percentages.

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This is yeah, this is there's no right at all here. So it's 20 percent wheat.

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And normally I thought I thought that makes it kind of softened, you know, for the bourbons.

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We'll see that we did. They're usually spicy. Are they spicy?

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I thought this is spicy. Well, we had it all first.

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We had we had spicy chips in the middle from Whole Foods.

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This is this is what I'm finding. Whenever we think, oh, it's got a high percentage of right.

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That means it's peppery and spicy. Oh, it's got a high percentage of wheat. That means it's softened.

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None of that is true. Well, this is none of that is true.

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Every single one of these things have their own character and flavor.

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And you cannot even make a generalization when you're looking at that match bill of what you think it's going to be like.

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That's my personal take after all the ones we've been kind of tasting.

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Yeah, because this one is spicer than some of the rice we've had. Yes, absolutely.

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But the second poll, did you take a second poll? Because it's not it wasn't burning.

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I'm on my third poll. Did it burn second time? Second time it did for me. Third poll.

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Does that crap me? Yeah, I didn't get it. I didn't get a burn on the crab.

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Could be the crab I ate for lunch.

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Hmm. That's belch. Maybe that's what it was.

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Scroll down a little bit. Let's see if they have any.

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So we have the black label. Black label. What do they say about it?

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Weeded. There it is. Right there.

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All right, who's going with it?

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We're watching the Weeded. The bottle and bottom presents the best locally sourced corn and wheat grains in the six year old straight bourbon whiskey.

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This bourbon features 20 percent wheat mash bill creating a beautifully balanced modern expression.

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Baked peaches with cream, meats, cocoa with hints of lemon and oats.

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Read that again. Baked peach with cream, meats, cocoa, stone fruit. Baked peaches with cream, meats, hints of lemon.

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Oh my God. You can't do it. An indulgent smooth mouthfeel of stone fruit and toffee.

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I said stone fruit and you guys were like hey, stone fruit is stupid.

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Well, it's pretty much in every bourbon apparently. No it's not.

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I think it's a tincture. Is stone fruit a tincture that they add to every bourbon?

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I think bourbon is a tincture. Yeah, it's like an eye dropper and they just kind of two drops.

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Isn't a tincture some sort of magical baked peach with cream?

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Some sort of medical in Dungeons and Dragons.

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I don't get baked peaked with cream at all. Oh God no. It's so retarded. I don't know why they do that.

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Hold on. Hold on. Pump the brakes here.

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It says baked peach with cream, meats, cocoa. With hints of lemon. With hints of lemon on the top.

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Shut up. It's retarded. It is not retarded because I'm going over this. Stop it.

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I'm going over this. I think it's subliminal.

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Well, maybe. You're like huh. It tastes like sardines and nuts.

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Yeah, you're like oh that's baked peach I think I smell. Oh wait, no, no that's cream. No, that's cocoa.

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Oh, that's hints of lemon. I don't taste the peaches and cream.

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Yeah, I do taste that. I do taste a little peachy.

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Well, the nose is the baked peach. I think stone fruit.

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That's just the nose. Yeah, it's just the nose. Yeah, stone fruit and toffee.

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That's the floral that I was picking up. All that being said, I'm thinking about a six, seven.

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I, because of the burn and I just did a third poll and the burn is back.

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Before you comment about this, why don't you tell our listeners exactly what Bottle and Bond is.

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Well, that means it's been at least four years. In what?

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In a white oak charred barrel. What level char?

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Alligator char. No. I don't think the char is part of the Bottle and Bond.

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It isn't. It isn't. But I just wanted to watch Paul Squirm.

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But it has to, you know, they do. We haven't really figured out what the the regulations of something,

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but it has to be stored in a government bonded warehouse, government by the Rick House Rick House.

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But there's also a government recognized one. I don't think it needs be the government.

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It doesn't matter. Government Rick House. Yeah, it's government bonded.

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It's one that's inspected by the government.

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But but but I think it also has to adhere to certain.

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There are four conditions. Oh, but your computer.

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Oh, no, I don't. Oh, well, go ahead there. Well, actually, I don't remember exactly.

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But Hunter proves one. Yes. Number two, it's a age of four years, age at least four or two years.

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And then number three is the oak barrel, Charred White Oak Barrel.

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And then number four is has to be definitely in a government regulated.

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That's what it is. But I think there's more to it.

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I think I think there the distillation process made by one distiller at a single distillery in one season.

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OK. Then aged in a bonded Rick House. OK.

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Rick House. So I see. Yes, that's what they call that's where they it's a warehouse.

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But how they start Rick House, but how they distill, there's no regulations about how it's distilled.

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It just has to be must be made by one distiller. No blends at a single distillery in one season.

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OK. So you can't have multiple seasons and shit like that.

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Right. So this bottle and bond will be different than next year's.

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Right. Yeah, that's cool. It is cool. I'm curious.

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Theoretically, you know, this Dylan Mulvaney guy.

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No, I don't know. Of course you've heard of him.

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But what I'm getting at is a small part of me feels bad for him.

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He did not want this to happen.

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No, I don't think any human wanted this to happen.

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In fact, he's probably excited about the direction his life is going.

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And he's got a huge mouthful of teeth. Do you ever see him smile?

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He looks like a fucking muppet. It's amazing.

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I try not to really look at him.

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Yeah. Well, you know, he's all over everything, but he's got tons of exposure.

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But at the same time, I'm like, dude, he brought down the number one beer distributor out there.

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But like, he didn't bring him down. He didn't bring him down, but they're down 30 percent.

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Twenty nine point five.

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Do you think he cares about that?

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I think he does. I mean, I think he had a post that was pretty heartfelt.

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He was like, I didn't intend for any of this to happen.

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I didn't want to be divisive. I just I was excited about it.

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And, you know, and they they agreed to make a can for me.

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And, you know, I mean, he was actually pretty gracious about it.

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I read it. I was like, well, that was a cool response.

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Did you know he is a person? He is a human, right?

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I mean, he has feelings like the rest of us. Yeah.

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And I'm going to tarnish that a little bit.

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You can't be a a an accepting human acting like a six year old girl.

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I mean, to me, that's pedophilish.

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I don't think it's pedophilic. Well, it might be, but I think it's just mental illness.

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I mean, I just did, you know, I think he is an actor.

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Did you know he was on the Price is Right?

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I've seen that as a contest, though, as himself as a guy.

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It was before he was doing all this bullshit.

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Are you saying the Price is Right hires actors?

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The Price is Right. No, I think he is an actor because he he he he won, too.

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Did he? Yeah, I didn't see.

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Oh, because he had this flamboyant dance. Yeah.

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Mr. Producer, can you pull up your little baby prices?

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Right. Correct. And he came down and he won and nobody knew who he was.

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Correct. And he was being himself or an actor.

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Yeah, he was right. I think. OK.

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Well, how long ago was that? That's I mean, I don't think it was too long ago.

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I don't know. At least being consistent about who he thinks he is.

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Video. He was born in ninety six. So.

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OK, well, we got a well, this is a five minute version.

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Oh, there he is. Oh, there he is. He pops out there.

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See if you got anything. So he's wearing like a Where's Waldo shirt. Oh, no.

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And it's.

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I just.

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Welcome to the show. Nice to see you.

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Hey, George, what's like?

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Listen, a dollar, a dollar.

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Actual retail price is.

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Yeah. Two thousand forty dollars.

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Yeah, so we could skip down to the very end of this.

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Oh, my God. He gets jumped on the floor.

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That's what I mean. He's an actor.

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And I do musical theater.

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Well, plus that energy, Dylan. We have something pretty cool for you behind the door here.

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What do we got? Yeah, you entertain you.

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You can't take this seriously when you see the way he's acting.

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You can't take it seriously. Right.

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This foosball table. It's a it's a it's an act.

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It's a it's a masquerade.

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It's a you know, somebody has to really when you put out that type of energy to really falsify your personality like that, you got to feel bad for them.

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I mean, that's not it's completely fake.

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And I mean, I mean, there are other tones of happiness there, but you could see through all that.

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I haven't I haven't watched anything that tells me if if they're consistent, you know what I mean?

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If they're if they're consistent or he or she or is consistent in behavior.

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He is he consistent in that behavior?

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I mean, all the time. I don't know.

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Like he is what he's saying. Right.

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So when he gets home, he's kind of like Rufus.

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What did you do? Shitting on the floor here?

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He's talking to his dog. He's actually got a really deep watching NASCAR.

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I think that's probably the first Bud Light he ever drank.

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I don't know.

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I think only him and or his family.

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I think I'm going to try out for some of that NASCAR Bud Light commercial.

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That's so he won something on this.

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I guess he would have he won it all.

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No, he won everything.

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Go down the very end.

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You won the showcase.

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Yeah, you won the showcase.

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I'll see.

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The whole thing's an act.

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So he's on the spinning the last wheel.

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Spinning the last wheel.

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One more spin.

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There he goes. He spends it.

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So the the other one has 85 cents.

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So all he has to get is 15 and lower.

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And he doesn't look he doesn't look anything like a girl here.

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Hold on. He lost there.

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That makes sense at all.

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Yes, he lost.

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OK, that was a lie.

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No, he did win something.

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He won a lot. So maybe he was on the show.

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It does say Dylan Mulvaney wins on Price is Right.

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Well, he won whatever he bet on there.

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Yeah, there's another one where he went absolutely apeshit and it was like fucking.

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I mean, when did when did Drew Carey turn into Santa Claus?

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Well, he won his pool table.

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Yeah, right there.

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He's like, still is a winner.

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Nice job.

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What a fruitcake.

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Yeah, it's not realistic.

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Don't do this. Don't go away folks.

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Oh, this is.

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You can't take this seriously.

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He's got his billiards.

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He's running around the foosball table.

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He's got the little pop a shot basketball game side by side and he's got the where's Waldo with the jeans.

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He's doing the over the top.

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Yeah, the rolled up jeans, the split Van Halen guitar jump.

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I mean, come on.

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OK, I like that move.

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What the guy in the background waving?

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Okay, turn it off.

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You know what? Look at him. He's just frolicking.

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It's a joke.

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Whatever. I guess me bringing up the whole thing is that...

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I just wish they could be authentic.

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To me, none of it's authentic.

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This only supports what I'm saying.

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I mean, he's got some... There's stuff going on and I feel bad for him.

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I feel bad for him. I feel bad that this experience is going on for him,

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but he should have never been put in that position in the first place.

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You know, it's not his fault.

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The people, the government, these entities are taking advantage of people just to score points.

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They don't give a fuck what the... I mean, they care now.

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They're virtuous.

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29.5 billion dollars later...

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I'm sorry, that's not what I meant to say.

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It was probably more than that. It was less than that, but 25 million?

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Or 29.5%.

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Yeah, their sales are down almost 30% and I don't know from a value of the company.

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Well, they said between... I read in the article today,

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the rate between Target and Bud Light, they've lost 30 billion dollars

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between the two of them in market value.

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Wow.

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I think George Soros was like, you know what, don't worry, I'll cover it.

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Probably.

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He's got a lot of billions. I don't know if he has enough to dig them out.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Hmm, I think so. Someone does.

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I don't think it matters.

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Elon does.

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Well, you know, Elon's...

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I kind of dig where... What's the latest thing about Elon?

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He is...

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I was talking about wonderful president.

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Not really?

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No, he wasn't talking about it.

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People were asking, you know, are you going to run for president?

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I forget what his response was.

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Why Kandy?

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He's from South Africa.

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Well, so was Barack.

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No, you have to be born here.

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Well, he was saying Barack was born in Kenya, right?

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Well, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't born here.

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Yeah, well, he was the governor.

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He can't run for president.

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No, he can't.

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He ran for governor.

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He did run. He was the governor of California.

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Correct.

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I'm the governor.

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I forgot what I was going to say.

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Darn it. Damn it.

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This could be so impactful, too.

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Well, I'll just wrap it up.

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Thanks for listening to us.

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Yeah, we ran out of stuff to talk about.

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That's a first.

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Yeah.

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Probably because you're a little toasty because you haven't been drinking as much lately.

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Speaking of drinking,

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the Texas congressman, not the Texas congressman,

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the Texas speaker.

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Speaker of the House.

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Speaker of the House for the Texas Legislature.

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Correct.

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A video came out where he was all slobbery drunk.

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Well, he was at the podium at the House,

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and he was talking about passing an amendment or something.

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And he was slurring.

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It's a date of feeling.

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What? Oh, hold on.

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He was in the House?

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Yes, and it's there in session.

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This was six days ago.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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I thought it was just a personal video that got leaked.

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No.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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He was in there with the,

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with the, what was it?

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The hammer, the gavel.

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He was being Speaker of the House.

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Oh, God.

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There's a half-sign.

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Is he having a stroke or is he drunk?

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Well, you should be able to find it.

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Yeah, find that for us.

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Texas, House Speaker.

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Drunk.

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Drunk.

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Unbelievable.

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Yeah, and he's slurring and, you know,

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of course, his friends are trying to make excuses that he's...

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Drunk.

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Yeah, I mean, it's,

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it's embarrassing for one thing.

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And...

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Oh, man.

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Ken Paxton called him out saying there needs to be an investigation.

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Yeah.

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And then Ken Paxton gets impeached.

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Maybe, maybe he took,

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like a prescription pill.

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Do a YouTube one.

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Did they give an explanation for it?

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No, I haven't seen anything.

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Well,

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a huge good being drunk.

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Well, maybe he had a long...

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All right, here we go.

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Okay.

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Mr. Campbell, the Senate amendment is acceptable to the author.

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Is there objection to the opposite amendment?

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The Chair has an amendment.

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The amendment is adopted.

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Oh my God.

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The Chair recognizes Mr.

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Mr. Johnson of Harris,

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Mr. Johnson of Harris to speak in opposition to the bill.

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Oh my God.

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The Chair recognizes Mr. Niave Criado to speak in opposition to the bill.

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There you go.

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Anyway, Ken Paxton

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called on the House to investigate

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him.

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And they impeached him.

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And all of a sudden he's impeached now.

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Yeah.

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Well, I mean, that just doesn't all of a sudden happen.

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Well, no, they've been building the case for him.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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So that was...

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And they did impeach him.

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Well, they, yeah, like yesterday.

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Okay.

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And then now it's going to the Texas Senate where they're going to go through a trial.

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It's just like when they did Trump, right?

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Okay.

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So technically, yes, he's been impeached, but it doesn't mean anything.

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It's up to the Senate to try him now.

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And then they then they would kick him out of office.

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Correct.

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And what's he being accused of?

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They're going to be able to do it because the Senate is a Democrat.

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He fired.

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He fired.

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Is that true?

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Well, the Senate is Democrat owned.

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I'm controlled.

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They have a majority.

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Not the Texas.

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Hold on.

443
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Does this go to the Senate of Texas?

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No, no, no.

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The Senate of Texas Senate.

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This is the Texas legislature.

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It has nothing to do with the federal government.

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Yeah.

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It's all inside the Texas.

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Yep.

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All Texas only.

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And he fired some attorneys without cause apparently.

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And they sued or something like that.

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And he used Texas funds to pay them off like three million dollars.

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Oh, boy.

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And that's illegal apparently.

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It's legal.

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Illegal.

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Oh, right.

460
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So those are the charges.

461
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Okay.

462
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Well, there you go.

463
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So they impeached him.

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So that's that's it's usually Republican controlled House and Senate.

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Yes, but there were enough in the in the in the house.

466
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I was listening to the radio today.

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Well, they're saying is impeach him over a series of bribery and corruption allegations.

468
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Three million dollars that he used and it's that it was from the Texas budget.

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Basically, no, wasn't he our tax assess assessor?

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No, he's the attorney general.

471
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No.

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Who?

473
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Why am I going to Elbon?

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Oh, same not the same guy.

475
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So he had given special treatment to a campaign donor who helped him.

476
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:37,900
Yeah, there's he's used money to pay off things and I'm not trying to defend him.

477
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:44,500
But if you dug deep enough on any of these guys, you would you would find the same shit.

478
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,700
There's so much corruption.

479
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:50,900
Well, what gets me is is there must be something there because even the hardcore conservatives

480
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:54,600
not the like this Doug Dade or whatever his name is Thielen.

481
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:55,600
The drunk guy.

482
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,000
He is he's he's a rhino.

483
00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,300
Right.

484
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,900
He works with he passes a lot of the things that the Democrats want.

485
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:03,300
Right.

486
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,300
He works with them a lot more than he should.

487
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:12,600
But anyway, the hardcore what I heard is there are several hardcore conservatives who voted to impeach him as well.

488
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:13,700
Right.

489
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,000
Well, there must be something to it then.

490
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,400
Yeah.

491
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,500
The people that like get down to ethical.

492
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,500
Yeah, you know, ethical, you know, was it the right rationale?

493
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:27,200
There were some there were some true conservatives that said, yeah, all right.

494
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:34,500
Well, you know, so, you know, the sad thing is that most people don't pay attention to the politics that happen within their own state.

495
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,900
They only think about Congress, right?

496
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,300
Like like federal government.

497
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,100
How does this affect us?

498
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,100
He so he's the Attorney General of Texas.

499
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,500
He has sued Biden a few times.

500
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:51,000
So if he were booted, they would.

501
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,200
How does that work?

502
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,500
He just got elected again.

503
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,200
He just got elected again.

504
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:55,700
Right.

505
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:58,200
So what do you know what the procedure is to replace?

506
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,900
Well, we we would be a special election.

507
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:05,800
Did California or was it San Francisco just got rid of their district attorney?

508
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,500
So he's the attorney.

509
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,600
He's the state attorney for Texas, right?

510
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:10,900
Right.

511
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:11,100
Right.

512
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:15,200
So would the governor appoint someone probably until there was a special election?

513
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:15,700
Correct.

514
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,500
That's what I would guess.

515
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:16,800
Right.

516
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,500
Because that is an elective position.

517
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:19,900
Yes.

518
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:20,200
Right.

519
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,700
So, okay.

520
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,100
All right.

521
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,000
Well, that's interesting.

522
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,800
I mean, I don't I don't have any qualms about it.

523
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,000
If he's a sleazeball, he's a sleazeball.

524
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,900
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

525
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,900
I don't know anything about him.

526
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:37,400
I think I think another wrinkle to this is his wife is a senator who's going to be part of the vote.

527
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,200
Oh, she has to be accused herself.

528
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,800
Does she not?

529
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,400
I don't know.

530
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,200
What are the rules?

531
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:41,700
I don't know.

532
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,100
I don't know.

533
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,200
How do you play that one?

534
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:43,700
I don't know.

535
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:47,900
I mean, should she probably but does she have to?

536
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:48,400
I don't know.

537
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,800
Yeah, I don't know.

538
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,500
Crazy.

539
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,400
Yeah.

540
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:52,300
Yeah.

541
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,600
So I don't really know enough about this.

542
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:59,300
I know what the allegations are and I don't know enough about Ken Paxton.

543
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,200
I don't really have an opinion on this one.

544
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,500
I need to research.

545
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:10,200
I'll tell you, there's I've got a story here.

546
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200
I thought was funny.

547
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,800
I just texted our producer to see if he can't pull it up here, but there was a woman.

548
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:24,800
She she won an annual cheese rolling race while unconscious.

549
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,400
Did she fall down with it?

550
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,500
I guess so.

551
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:34,000
So on May 30th, the annual Cooper's Hill cheese rolling race in England.

552
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,700
I've seen this.

553
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:35,800
It's quite violent.

554
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,300
Yeah.

555
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:40,800
You ever seen the cheese rolling where they want they run down a hill to try to beat the cheese down there, right?

556
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,200
It's like a big hundred pound roll of cheese.

557
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,500
Big cheese wheel.

558
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,000
Yeah.

559
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:57,500
So anyways, the the the cheese rolling race in England featured the winner of one round getting knocked unconscious only and only learning of her victory when she woke up in a medical tent.

560
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:09,300
The annual event in Brockworth near Gloucester featured multiple rounds of racers stumbling down the steep Cooper's Hill to chase a simulated wheel.

561
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,000
It's just wheels off.

562
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
That does not sound like a good idea.

563
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,300
People just start flying.

564
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,700
Ow.

565
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,700
So there's people just running full speed down the hill.

566
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,400
And she knocked herself out.

567
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,900
Oh, that was the one that was running full speed.

568
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,500
Oh, and she won.

569
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,000
Question.

570
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
How are you?

571
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I'm good.

572
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,500
Now that I remember it, I'm good.

573
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,000
You took hell of a tumble.

574
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Did I?

575
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,500
Yeah.

576
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,500
Did I?

577
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,500
I remember running.

578
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,000
She has a mark on her left temple.

579
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I woke up in the tent.

580
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
How does it feel to be the winner?

581
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
It feels so good.

582
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
It just kind of hit me.

583
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,500
So the question is, how did you get to the top of the hill?

584
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,500
The question is, are you going to come back next year and do it again to reclaim your title?

585
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,000
I think I will.

586
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,700
If I, yeah.

587
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,500
Until she gets home and realizes how injured she is.

588
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:07,000
Yeah, and she has like a serious concussion.

589
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,600
And her adrenaline's gone.

590
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,900
She smacked the ground so hard.

591
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,500
She bounced.

592
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,600
But I've seen this on some other programs.

593
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,800
I thought the cheese wheel was bigger.

594
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,500
But actually there's another one where I see them pushing the cheese wheel up a hill.

595
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,200
That's where the cheese was bigger.

596
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,500
That happens every year.

597
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,200
These people just diving.

598
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:32,800
They lose it.

599
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,800
They just flying down this hill.

600
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,100
So what there's some other goofy ones.

601
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:40,000
We got the running of the bulls, right?

602
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
People get hurt every year doing that.

603
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,100
I'll pass on that.

604
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:43,600
Yeah.

605
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,500
People get gored every year.

606
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:50,400
What there's some other stupid ones, aren't there?

607
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,100
What are some of the, I'm trying to remember.

608
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:58,900
Well, you had a world's most bizarre competitions.

609
00:29:58,900 --> 00:29:59,700
Let's see here.

610
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:02,600
There's one that people always bloody.

611
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,800
There's a baby crying competition.

612
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,600
Oh God.

613
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,700
The World Worm Charming Championship.

614
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,400
Well, they have all sorts of eating ones, right?

615
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,200
They got the hot dog eating one.

616
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,700
They got the, they got the World Wife Carrying Championship.

617
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:19,900
World wife?

618
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,500
Do they have dwarf tossing?

619
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,800
Yeah, I think they did.

620
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,900
I think it's midget tossing.

621
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,500
No, they prefer little people.

622
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,400
Well, no, it's called midget tossing.

623
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:27,900
It is?

624
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,200
Yeah.

625
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,500
I mean, they don't have it anymore.

626
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,500
So, you know, there's no reason to change it.

627
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,400
So it was called midget tossing.

628
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,200
It was back in the 80s.

629
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,800
Everyone know that the black guy, the Mr. T.

630
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,600
I'm going to be a mystery.

631
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,900
I won't get you boys.

632
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,000
I'm going to get you sucker.

633
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Remember, you know, they got the World Championship

634
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,800
with the Pumpkin, P-U-N, K-I, the pumpkin,

635
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,600
chunkin' smashin' pumpkins, like there's no tomorrow.

636
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,600
We used to watch that.

637
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,200
Me, Julie, and the boys.

638
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,000
It was a Discovery Channel.

639
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,900
And it was called Pumpkin Chunkin.

640
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,700
And we watched it for two years.

641
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:08,000
And these people would, there was different classes.

642
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,600
They would make huge catapults.

643
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,100
Oh, yeah.

644
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,100
So there's a catapult.

645
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,800
And it would be who could get it the farthest?

646
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,400
Pumpkin.

647
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,100
A pumpkin.

648
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,000
Yeah, it was like a, yeah.

649
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,500
OK.

650
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,200
And then there's another one with trebuchets,

651
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,200
which with the rope, we're going to fling it.

652
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,100
Hey, producer, you got to put Mr. T. on there.

653
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,800
And we watched it for two years.

654
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,300
And then after that, it was very repetitive.

655
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,100
So we stopped.

656
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:30,600
Right.

657
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,100
Midget.

658
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,400
It's like, all right, how long can you watch this, you know?

659
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,900
So they've got a cockroach racing.

660
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,400
Jeepers Creepers, it's called.

661
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,900
If you live in a particularly unkept house,

662
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,100
chances are when you flick off the lights in the night,

663
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,100
you'll get invaded by a colony of cockroaches.

664
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,800
What's Buzz Kashi?

665
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,900
A Boo Kaki?

666
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:48,400
No.

667
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,800
I don't believe I said that.

668
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,700
I saw it up there earlier.

669
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,000
Buzz Kashi.

670
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Boo Kaki?

671
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,800
What was the one that you guys were showing me?

672
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,500
Jerry Springer.

673
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:59,000
And it had the guy from Game of Thrones.

674
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,600
And he was wearing like a wrestling suit.

675
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,100
Do you know what I'm talking about?

676
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,600
Who's the, is it Wrigler?

677
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,400
What's his name?

678
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,000
Buzz Kashi.

679
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:07,400
There it is.

680
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,000
I don't know what that is.

681
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,800
I just saw the word.

682
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,600
He's like the world's most famous little person.

683
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,200
The guy from Game of Thrones.

684
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,300
What's his name?

685
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,400
Tyrion Lannister.

686
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,100
Yes.

687
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:18,600
Yes.

688
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,400
What's his name?

689
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,800
He's on Jerry Springer.

690
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,600
Are you sure?

691
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600
Yes.

692
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,600
Because I didn't understand how, why little people put

693
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,600
themselves in situations where it's

694
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,300
like some sort of crazy mockery.

695
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,200
Peter Dinklage.

696
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,100
Yes.

697
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,200
Put in Peter Dinklage and Jerry Springer.

698
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,400
Are you sure it was Peter Dinklage?

699
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,000
Yes.

700
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,300
I am absolutely positive.

701
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,100
He's kind of an idiot.

702
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:45,700
Who, Peter?

703
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:48,300
Yeah, he said some really stupid things.

704
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,700
Is he liberal?

705
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,400
Yes.

706
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,000
Oh, yes.

707
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Highly.

708
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200
He's the dipshit.

709
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,200
Put in Jerry Springer.

710
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,600
That said that we shouldn't allow,

711
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,200
if I have a movie and it involves a bunch of short people

712
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,800
and I want to hire a bunch of midgets or little people,

713
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,300
what are they?

714
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,200
I remember.

715
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,600
He was like standing up saying, oh, but you shouldn't do that.

716
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,700
He was ruining it for any of the actors that could be on there.

717
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,600
Correct.

718
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,600
He's such a jack.

719
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,000
He's well-bearded, though.

720
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,200
Not coming up, huh?

721
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,000
He is well-bearded.

722
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,200
You know, I don't see it.

723
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200
I pulled up Jerry Springer in the midget thing

724
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,500
and I got one video.

725
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,700
I don't really.

726
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,800
I don't think he was him.

727
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,800
I don't think it was either.

728
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,100
I'm looking at him and it's one that looks like him,

729
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,100
but it's not him.

730
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,000
I thought I saw it.

731
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,700
OK.

732
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:33,400
Put it on videos.

733
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:39,000
Click it on videos to see if he happens to be on that one.

734
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,400
Just put midget Jerry Springer.

735
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
All right, never mind.

736
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,600
I don't see what the big fucking deal is with the word midget.

737
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,800
It's so stupid.

738
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,100
Well, I mean, like any other word,

739
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,600
it's offensive to them, right?

740
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,400
It's not offensive to them.

741
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,600
Oh, really?

742
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,800
No, it's not.

743
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,000
She touched my peter.

744
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,700
Because you know so many little people that.

745
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,200
Have you ever met a little person that

746
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,500
said I'm offended by that?

747
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,800
I have never met any little people.

748
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,600
The only person that I have ever heard that's offended by that

749
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,000
are people speaking for them.

750
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,800
I've never heard a midget say, hey,

751
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,200
I don't like it when people say that.

752
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,200
How many little people have you met in your life?

753
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,000
I've probably three.

754
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,400
Really?

755
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,500
I've been exposed to a lot of people.

756
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,800
Where do you, where?

757
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,600
Where do you meet little people?

758
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,100
I have been exposed to a lot of people.

759
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:28,400
I have worked a lot of places that have a lot of people

760
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,200
come around, bars, hotels.

761
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:31,800
Interesting.

762
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,300
I've been around a lot of people.

763
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,500
I've met at least three.

764
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,000
Have you ever met a little person?

765
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,600
Probably more.

766
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,400
In the hotel industry.

767
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,000
Interesting.

768
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Didn't really have a conversation, but.

769
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,600
You didn't say.

770
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200
How do you feel about being called a midget?

771
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:44,700
Yeah.

772
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,200
I just tossed him.

773
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,200
I just tossed him.

774
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,200
They came by.

775
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,200
I said, hey, how you doing there little buddy?

776
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,000
Tossed his hair.

777
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,600
Hey, buddy.

778
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,200
Do they walk around with a harness?

779
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:54,700
Hard on.

780
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,800
Where just in case somebody wants to.

781
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,000
No, the one cool thing that, I don't know if it's cool or not,

782
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,400
but when I was in the Renaissance

783
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,200
and I was going up the elevator from the lobby

784
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,600
and a bunch of the four of the Backstreet Boys came in.

785
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,200
That's kind of cool.

786
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,000
And I didn't really know them.

787
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,200
I kind of like they look familiar.

788
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200
And I think one of the ladies that was with me

789
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,000
once they stepped out, she's like, oh my god,

790
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
you know who that was.

791
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,600
Kind of a thing.

792
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,400
And you're like, no.

793
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,200
I was like, yeah.

794
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,200
Whatever.

795
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Kill me, you whey.

796
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,200
They were short.

797
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,000
They seemed short anyway.

798
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,600
You know what?

799
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,800
It's always disappointing.

800
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,300
Yeah.

801
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,600
That's why I didn't recognize them.

802
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,200
Yeah, when you see people in real life,

803
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,600
although I haven't seen many people.

804
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,100
I mean, I guess I did see who's this swimmer?

805
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,400
The freaking amazing swimmer, Gaines.

806
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,100
Mike Phelps?

807
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,100
No, Phelps.

808
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,600
I saw him outside at the Star, one of those restaurants

809
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,400
outside the Star.

810
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,600
And I was, again, unimpressed.

811
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,200
I was like, I thought he was a bigger dude.

812
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Was he juggy?

813
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,000
Is he like, how tall is he?

814
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,100
He was sitting on a bench.

815
00:35:58,100 --> 00:35:58,800
So I couldn't really.

816
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,800
He was like six feet, isn't he?

817
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,300
Yeah.

818
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,400
Well, I thought he was taller.

819
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,500
Yeah, he's a tall guy.

820
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,200
Six feet?

821
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,100
I mean, that's not all.

822
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,900
His body proportions are a little awkward.

823
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,800
Well, that's why he was so good.

824
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,000
His arms are like.

825
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,800
Yes, yes.

826
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,600
But when you see him on TV, you're like.

827
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,900
Well, swimmers are not big.

828
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:13,500
They're not.

829
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:14,700
They're not, granted.

830
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,200
But when I saw him, I was like, hey.

831
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,200
And you know what?

832
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,700
Idiotic people say that kind of stuff.

833
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,100
You know what I mean?

834
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,200
They're like, hi, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Phelps.

835
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,200
And then they'll go, you look bigger on TV.

836
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,900
You know what I mean?

837
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,200
They'll say stupid comments like that that make them go,

838
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,600
well, thanks.

839
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,800
You know what I mean?

840
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,100
I mean, he's in good shape.

841
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:35,600
Oh, yeah.

842
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,400
No, he's in great shape.

843
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,100
I think he's over six feet tall.

844
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,700
That's one of the reasons why he was so good.

845
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,900
He was so tall and lanky.

846
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,600
No, I agree.

847
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,100
I agree.

848
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,700
His shoulders are.

849
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,200
I mean, that's the swimmer's physique.

850
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,600
So he apparently, some lagoon community opened up.

851
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,700
Lagoon.

852
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,300
Yeah, like they have a big beach.

853
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,400
It's like a retirement community or something.

854
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,100
And they have this gigantic lagoon type lake.

855
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:04,100
And he was there to do the groundbreaking.

856
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,400
The honorary dive into the lagoon.

857
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,600
Was it like a swampy thing?

858
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,600
Did they have alligators?

859
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,800
No, it was like a really ritzy neighborhood that

860
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,600
had just broken ground.

861
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,600
And he was their celebrity.

862
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,400
It's where they host the World Stone Skipping Championship.

863
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,400
Six foot four.

864
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,300
OK, well, he was kind of, I don't know, hunched over,

865
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:25,800
I guess.

866
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,800
I don't know.

867
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,800
But I haven't been fortunate enough

868
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:34,400
to see a lot of celebrities in my life.

869
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,800
Or smelled them.

870
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I mean, I've seen some.

871
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,400
Smelled them.

872
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,600
Well, you said Selena smelled like a shit pile.

873
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,400
Well, yeah.

874
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:42,900
That was.

875
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

876
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,200
Well, it was Selena with Selena y Los Dinos

877
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,900
when I was in El Paso.

878
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,100
And I worked at that bar.

879
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,900
And she was performing out there.

880
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:54,800
And she smelled like a gym locker.

881
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,700
Is that the one that was killed by her manager?

882
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:57,200
Yes.

883
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:57,700
Yes.

884
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,200
Oh.

885
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:58,700
We've had this.

886
00:37:58,700 --> 00:37:59,200
We've talked about it a few times.

887
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,300
She's a sweet person.

888
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,500
I mean, I don't have anything negative to say.

889
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,400
It's just, who the fuck is?

890
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,600
Who doesn't smell after you're done working?

891
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,100
Oh, yeah.

892
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,600
She was up there dancing like, es de morir que tal es más.

893
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,300
What was she saying?

894
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:09,800
And you what?

895
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,500
You stuck your nose in her armpit?

896
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,300
Dude, no, you didn't have to.

897
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,700
Oh, she just had an aroma.

898
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,400
Oh, it was toxic.

899
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,400
She was like, do you want to taste my sweat?

900
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,700
She didn't say that at all.

901
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,200
Oh.

902
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,400
Do you want to smell my sweat?

903
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,800
No.

904
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,300
No, she sat next to me.

905
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,000
And I had my little tuxedo outfit on.

906
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,200
I was like, hey, you don't.

907
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,700
She was like, how are you doing?

908
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:30,500
And I said, hey, I can smell you from here.

909
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,400
You smell like ash.

910
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,300
She was looking at me.

911
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,800
She goes, she said, hey, Ruko, vamo' nos a mi canton, chico.

912
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,600
And I was like, OK, let's go, chico.

913
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,700
I wonder how much of what you say is true from your bar life.

914
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,200
All of it.

915
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,700
Well, I mean, I actually didn't say that.

916
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,000
But I mean, I know.

917
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,800
But it was still, whatever.

918
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,800
I mean, it was a very positive experience.

919
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,000
So she hadn't made it like when she was.

920
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,700
No, she was.

921
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,900
She would do the bar scene.

922
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:00,700
Oh, dude, seriously.

923
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,600
I mean, she was.

924
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,400
They all do.

925
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,500
They were doing the bar.

926
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,100
And look, this wasn't a huge bar either.

927
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:08,000
This was a Texas nightclub on Austin.

928
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,100
Do you remember what it was?

929
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:12,400
It was 800 North of Zaragoza in the lower valley.

930
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,400
In fact, Austin and I did a little deep dive

931
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,900
into the building where I worked.

932
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,600
It's no longer a bar.

933
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,900
I don't recall what it was.

934
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,300
But they still have the same dumpster in the front

935
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,000
where we would throw people in that were

936
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
walking with us.

937
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Oh, great.

938
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
They take a bar fight.

939
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Like dead people?

940
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,500
No, no.

941
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,800
They just cross dressing bar now.

942
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,900
I don't know what it is.

943
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,100
Back to its roots.

944
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,800
And they read books to children.

945
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,500
800.

946
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah.

947
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,100
In their drag.

948
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,700
In their drag outfit.

949
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,500
We're looking at Google Maps now.

950
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,000
Yeah.

951
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
They're right there.

952
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,300
Up one, up one, up one, right there, bam.

953
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,200
All right, so.

954
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:49,700
Oh.

955
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,200
Oh, that's real.

956
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,700
OK.

957
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:57,900
Anyway, so the point I bring that up is the, yeah,

958
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,000
I did meet a lot of people.

959
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,300
In fact, that bar right there taught me tons, man.

960
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,900
I learned how to bartend there.

961
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,400
It cultivated my disc jockey experience.

962
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,400
So look, I was like the one of the only got white guys there.

963
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,500
And I know you were Sean Cruz.

964
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,800
Well, they said Sean Cruz back because it was back

965
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,600
when cocktails was going on there.

966
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:19,100
But they had air personalities that would go there and DJ.

967
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:22,300
And there was one guy, there was two guys, they used to,

968
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:25,200
they taught me how to DJ and beat mixed music.

969
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah, very cool.

970
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,700
Using like the real turntables, the Technique 1200s.

971
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:34,500
And Selena came off the stage, dripping in her wonder.

972
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,500
It's where that Kirby vacuum cleaner's place is.

973
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,400
Wonder body fluids.

974
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,900
Was she like, you're Sean Cruz?

975
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,000
See if you could spin that using the control button.

976
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,900
What is happening?

977
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,100
Why do we care about this?

978
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,200
Well, I was trying to zoom in into the dumpster

979
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,100
where we throw them in there.

980
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,700
You're trying to see the dumpster?

981
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,200
Can you see the dumpster from satellite?

982
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,700
Well, you can.

983
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,600
I don't know what he's doing.

984
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,600
Was the dare queen there when you were there?

985
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,400
Did you live in a Lajala place?

986
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,600
Whatever.

987
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,000
So I learned a lot working at these bars

988
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
as far as bartending.

989
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,300
It's all inter-level.

990
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:10,700
I was like, I just graduated from high school.

991
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,300
Yeah, I just graduated from high school,

992
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,400
got one of my first jobs there.

993
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,400
There you go.

994
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,700
There's the dumpster.

995
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:17,200
That's funny.

996
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,700
I'm sure those aren't the same.

997
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,400
Well, I'm sure they swapped them out.

998
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,000
But that's how close it was.

999
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,500
If you swap that dumpster, you'll get Sean's DSA.

1000
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:32,500
It's interesting, because they used to have the burrito lady

1001
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,500
would be outside the bar every night.

1002
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:39,500
And we'd buy a dozen burritos from her.

1003
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:43,100
Because you were in that post-drinking starvation mode.

1004
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,200
I wasn't really drinking.

1005
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,000
It was more, in fact, I didn't drink hardly at all.

1006
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,200
So you're saying it's a cookies-pet grooming place now?

1007
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,000
I guess it is.

1008
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,800
I don't know.

1009
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,100
But it used to be Texas nightclub.

1010
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,700
You got to say it like that.

1011
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,300
You're right.

1012
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,900
It's not big.

1013
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,400
So it was basically down.

1014
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,500
It was probably most that building.

1015
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,500
So it was all those stores.

1016
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,200
Oh, I see.

1017
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,900
They made little stores out of the bigger strip mall.

1018
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:08,800
It is a strip mall.

1019
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,200
That's pretty like.

1020
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,500
So it was pretty big.

1021
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,700
They had a big dance floor, a big seating area.

1022
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,500
Because they had a lot of live performances

1023
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,300
there, because they had mariachis, los galleros

1024
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,000
that would play there every single Sunday.

1025
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,900
Oh, good Lord.

1026
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,100
And oh, man, that was the craziest thing.

1027
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,800
Because first of all, I never knew what mariachis were.

1028
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,000
I was like, mariachis?

1029
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,700
I was thinking about speed guns off the mouse.

1030
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:30,400
That's the band.

1031
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:30,900
The guitar.

1032
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:31,400
The guitar.

1033
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:31,900
The guitar.

1034
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:32,400
The guitar.

1035
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:32,900
The guitar.

1036
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:33,400
The guitar.

1037
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
The guitar.

1038
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,500
Yes, exactly what it was.

1039
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,400
They had guys out there.

1040
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:42,400
Oh, I, I, me wevels don grande.

1041
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,000
Of big eggs.

1042
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:45,900
I made that part up.

1043
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,400
But yeah.

1044
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,900
Was that the three amigos?

1045
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,700
Might as well have been.

1046
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,600
It sounded like it.

1047
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,500
No, they had mariachis.

1048
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,400
They had some really great singers out there.

1049
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Lidiana Castro.

1050
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,000
God bless.

1051
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I mean, I haven't said that name in a while.

1052
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000
But they had bands that, like, they had, like, La Mas,

1053
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,700
which is a very popular Hispanic group, Joe Pasada.

1054
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:05,200
La Mas?

1055
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,000
They had Juan.

1056
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,600
Isn't that like a pregnancy type of band?

1057
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,300
No, that's La Mas.

1058
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,400
This is La Mas, M-A-Z-Z.

1059
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,800
And they had Joe Pasada.

1060
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,900
They had Juan Gabriel.

1061
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,900
Juan Gabriel is like.

1062
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,400
Juan.

1063
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:16,900
Juan.

1064
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,400
Juan.

1065
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,200
Juan Gabriel.

1066
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,200
Juan Gabriel.

1067
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,000
The head, I tell you what, one of the biggest ones we saw

1068
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,100
out there was Selena Iloads.

1069
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,500
So you guys have seen the movie, right?

1070
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,100
Selena?

1071
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:28,300
I don't think I ever watched it, no.

1072
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:28,800
I watched it.

1073
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,100
With Julio Lopez, J Lo?

1074
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,100
It's J Lo.

1075
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,000
Jennifer Lopez.

1076
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,600
Jennifer Affleck, no.

1077
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,100
No.

1078
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:37,700
She never did.

1079
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,900
Has she married him?

1080
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:39,800
Did they get married?

1081
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,100
Or a second time.

1082
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:41,700
I don't know.

1083
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,300
I don't keep up.

1084
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,000
Didn't they marry and then divorce,

1085
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,400
and then he married Jennifer Garner,

1086
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,800
and then they divorced, and then he

1087
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,100
married Jennifer Lopez again?

1088
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:49,840
That's too bad. It's not going to last.

1089
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,280
Who gives a shit? Yeah, they don't give a shit either.

1090
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,680
Yeah, it's just like, what the fuck?

1091
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,980
And, you know, I love Jennifer Garner.

1092
00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:55,780
I think she's beautiful.

1093
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:58,880
She is such a class act in my issue, though.

1094
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:04,080
I use a new TV show out that's on Apple that I forget things about.

1095
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,420
Really? Yes. I loved Alias.

1096
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:08,920
Yeah, that's how we've got it.

1097
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,060
She was awesome on that show.

1098
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:11,860
Yeah, she was good.

1099
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,100
If that ever comes up on Netflix, I want to watch that.

1100
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,500
That had Bradley Cooper in it as well.

1101
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,100
Really? As a regular character?

1102
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:22,460
He was. Yeah, he was either the roommate or her friend.

1103
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,360
Interesting. Yeah, that's where I don't know if I got to start there,

1104
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,960
but that's where the first time I saw him.

1105
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,540
I always thought she was smoking hot.

1106
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,780
All right. So look, I'm going to do I'm going to do a little twist here.

1107
00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:34,540
We're talking about movies and stuff.

1108
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,580
I saw Netflix last night.

1109
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:39,780
I saw a movie that came out called Blood and Gold.

1110
00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,480
Blood and Gold. Blood and Gold is new.

1111
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:46,120
It's based on the in the spring of nineteen forty five,

1112
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,520
where you have the Allied armies invade Nazi Germany in World War

1113
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,700
Two, and there were there was some story that somehow this

1114
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,680
the Nazis knew there was some gold in this one town.

1115
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,840
And so you know how they were going throughout all the cities,

1116
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,540
collecting all the expensive shit and stealing a bunch of shit.

1117
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,480
Yeah. Procuring all this wealth.

1118
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,720
Well, they ended up they ended up trying to find this gold

1119
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,760
because they heard a story that there was a bunch of gold there.

1120
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,920
And so they they go in there and start doing their shit.

1121
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,300
You know, Quentin Tarrantino is right.

1122
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,400
Oh, yeah. So it's it's I don't know if he

1123
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,400
is like a glorious bastard.

1124
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,900
It is similar to that.

1125
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:27,300
An incredibly gory director.

1126
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:31,600
It's not as gory as that, but they have some

1127
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,700
incredible scenes in that in that movie.

1128
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,680
And it's not as good as a glorious bastard.

1129
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,280
I'm telling you, some of the scenes that there's one German,

1130
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:45,580
the guy that was drinking the milk and the there was a glorious bastard.

1131
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:46,620
Yeah. They were there.

1132
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,720
That's a good movie house.

1133
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,980
And he was like, just have his all the patients of the world.

1134
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,020
The guy rolls a cigarette.

1135
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:57,600
Oh, my God. That was I think he won an Oscar for he should have the bad guy.

1136
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,660
Right. Yeah. Yeah.

1137
00:45:58,660 --> 00:45:59,840
He was fucking horrible.

1138
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,060
I mean, what a good right down to the bottom.

1139
00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:05,240
Or he was like, you know, that lady's shoe on such a dick.

1140
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:06,900
Oh, it was perfect.

1141
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,640
But this will be the blood and gold. I highly recommend it.

1142
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,540
I watched it last night and it was a little microcosm of that movie.

1143
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:17,480
I mean, some of the fight scenes that they had was just unbelievable.

1144
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,740
I mean, is there is there an actor that is popular?

1145
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:23,080
I don't believe there's any actors in there that are popular.

1146
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,920
So the I think the foreign film as well. Yeah, it is.

1147
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,120
It's it's German. So they it's not even English.

1148
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,780
So the director is by Peter Thornton worth letting go.

1149
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,720
Yeah, that's it. And the guy up go up top a little bit.

1150
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,060
So the guy on the right is one of the main bad guys.

1151
00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:40,900
What is going on with the video? I don't know.

1152
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,360
It's losing sync.

1153
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,340
It's fuzzing in and out.

1154
00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:46,440
Well, it could be the cables jacked up. I don't know.

1155
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,140
But anyways, I might be loose.

1156
00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:51,200
So that girl on the left, she is one of the main characters.

1157
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:55,840
And it's just the deaths that the killing in there is just

1158
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040
you got to watch it. Blood and Gold Netflix.

1159
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,140
You're probably going to see this.

1160
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:00,980
You probably will.

1161
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:03,760
Well, I recommend it along the same veins.

1162
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,320
I watched a see zoo.

1163
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,360
You see that one.

1164
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360
How do you spell it?

1165
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,700
S.I.S.U. It's a Finnish movie. OK.

1166
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,560
And it takes place during the same time.

1167
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,200
It has to do is at the very end of World War Two.

1168
00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:20,300
And as I as you as I as you.

1169
00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:24,340
Yes. And it has to do with this old Finnish soldier who

1170
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:28,280
his family was killed and he was out of the army.

1171
00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:29,300
What's it on?

1172
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,240
It's in the theaters right now.

1173
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:36,320
Oh, yes. And he was this.

1174
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,460
You can't kill the guy, right?

1175
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:42,700
Because see zoo, they kind of if you look up the definition,

1176
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,400
they say it doesn't translate into English.

1177
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,640
It has to do with perseverance. Never given up.

1178
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,280
OK. Described as a stoic determination, grit, bravery,

1179
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,100
resilience and hardness. OK.

1180
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,400
That's what this guy has.

1181
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,180
And anyway, he's hunting for gold.

1182
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,420
He's he's out of the army.

1183
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:00,640
He's the war is essentially over that the Germans are starting to evacuate

1184
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,720
and through Finland, and he's over there hunting for gold.

1185
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,720
He finds a jackpot, just shit tons of gold.

1186
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,960
So he's like meaning meaning like like stolen gold.

1187
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:11,960
No, he was like artifacts.

1188
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,400
OK, actual. Yeah, he was.

1189
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,820
I go for it. OK, got you.

1190
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:15,940
And he finds it.

1191
00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:19,660
And then he he's going back to his town, which is like six hundred

1192
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:21,260
and fifty miles away.

1193
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:25,700
And on the way, he runs into these Nazis, this little group of Nazis

1194
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:29,500
that are leaving and they find out he has gold.

1195
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,780
And of course, they want it.

1196
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:35,420
And the rest of the movie is

1197
00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:38,920
them trying to kill him and him trying to get his gold back.

1198
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:42,120
Oh, they take the gold away.

1199
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,180
Yes, they get it.

1200
00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:49,220
And it's it's it's it's basically quite satisfying to see how these Nazis die.

1201
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,160
Pretty gory, huh?

1202
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,060
Yeah, it is.

1203
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:56,400
And it's impossible because the guy gets shot several times.

1204
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:59,200
He's in the water.

1205
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,040
He gets anyway.

1206
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,100
I recommend it's good.

1207
00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:03,580
Hardly any words in it.

1208
00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:05,880
He says like three words at the very end.

1209
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,240
The only words are in by these Germans.

1210
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,820
So it's really good.

1211
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,020
I recommend it.

1212
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:15,120
It's I mean, it's it's well done. Yeah.

1213
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,560
I like movies like that.

1214
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,020
He's about to kill this guy.

1215
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:21,960
So there's someone swimming under the water and it's well lit.

1216
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,720
So evidently, they've got some sort of light program down there.

1217
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,340
They'll low it. Yeah.

1218
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,100
Anyway, it was well done. It was good.

1219
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,240
Don't know any of the actors, never seen any of them before.

1220
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,540
I reckon a glorious carnage.

1221
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,700
Yeah, those carnage are the best comments that can come up with.

1222
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,240
During the last days of World War

1223
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,140
to a solitary prospector crosses path with Nazis on a scorched earth

1224
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:47,420
retreat in northern Finland when the soldiers decide to steal his gold.

1225
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:52,960
They quickly discover that they just tangled with no ordinary miner. Yeah.

1226
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:54,960
Yes. It was good.

1227
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,160
It was entertaining. The mood fast, too.

1228
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,500
Basically, once he finds his gold,

1229
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,800
it takes about 15 minutes for that to happen.

1230
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,460
And then it's on at that point.

1231
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,080
So that's the movie. It's really good. I recommend it.

1232
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,700
Well, I can get rid of that.

1233
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,920
I can't say that I've seen any good movies lately.

1234
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,820
Well, there's not really a whole lot out there right now.

1235
00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:21,020
And plus, I think the bar for me has that's gone up there.

1236
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:23,180
In fact, even Netflix, I'm getting kind of bummed out.

1237
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:26,460
I find myself playing more video games and watching TV. Yeah.

1238
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,940
I'm I did start watching that Dungeons and Dragons movie.

1239
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:32,940
Oh, I watched that. I bought it. It's funny. It's funny.

1240
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:36,580
So I'm not so I have I'm only like maybe 20, 30 minutes into it.

1241
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:40,280
But I've been laughing. I think Chris Pine's funny. Yeah.

1242
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,020
Do you know who his dad is? No. Captain Kirk.

1243
00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:47,020
Captain Gatrere from chips.

1244
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,620
I don't remember who that is.

1245
00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:54,520
He's the head chip guy, the head chip guy.

1246
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,260
Yeah, Gatrere. He's always up at the beginning of the show at the at the podium.

1247
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,900
I have to get rare.

1248
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,600
I if I saw a picture of him, I would recognize.

1249
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,800
Oh, you'd see him pull up chips, chips, chips, captain.

1250
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,280
Captain Gatrere. There is a picture of him.

1251
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:16,080
Yes. Yes. I completely recognize him. That's.

1252
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,380
That's whose father?

1253
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:21,280
That's Chris Pine's father, Chris Pine's father.

1254
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,560
I think his name is Robert Pined, right? Yeah.

1255
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,960
So is is this pine is pine the guy, the same guy that was on Star Trek?

1256
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:33,160
Yes. Yeah. He's got a he's he's got he's got a good personality, man.

1257
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,740
He does the what do they call the guy that plays the the guitar on?

1258
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:40,540
Travels with a bar. Here you go.

1259
00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:43,080
Yeah, the loot is funny.

1260
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,880
I watched it. I actually purchased it.

1261
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,680
It was entertaining. Sixteen bucks on Amazon.

1262
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,880
Now I have it.

1263
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,460
I'm glad I purchased it because I tried watching it through the regular channels

1264
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:56,560
in which I watch hijacked movies.

1265
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,460
It's kind of a beat down sometimes.

1266
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,060
I'll tell you, it's not Paramount Plus.

1267
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,060
That's what we're watching it on right now.

1268
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:04,840
Interesting. I was like, I thought it was just in the movie theaters.

1269
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,800
I was like, why? How is it showing this now?

1270
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,000
What is it a series? No, it's a movie.

1271
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,200
I watched the movie. I thought maybe there was a series.

1272
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,700
No, no, no, no. It's a movie.

1273
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:15,200
If it did well, they'll probably make more.

1274
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,080
I don't know how well it did. So.

1275
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,080
Yeah.

1276
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,720
I thought I heard it was good. I mean, it did well, I thought.

1277
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:22,720
It's entertaining.

1278
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,160
Yeah. So I'm not done with it yet.

1279
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,380
So I don't know anything about how it ends.

1280
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:30,260
Well, it's a charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers

1281
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:33,500
embark on an epic quest to retrieve a long lost relic.

1282
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,260
But their charming adventure goes dangerously awry

1283
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:38,060
when they run afoul of the wrong people.

1284
00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:41,200
So it's got an interesting collection of individuals on there.

1285
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:46,340
So the spirit of the movie is kind of funny.

1286
00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:55,280
The spirit of the show is that Pine was trying to find this relic

1287
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,460
to bring back his wife, his dad had died.

1288
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:04,900
She was murdered by a tablet of of resurrection, isn't it?

1289
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,860
It's something like that tablet of it was resurrection,

1290
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:09,340
but something just like reincarnation.

1291
00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,260
I don't think that's what it was either.

1292
00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:12,260
But it's a retribution.

1293
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:19,940
All right, just come up with some more archituthous supine, creamy.

1294
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,940
Go ahead, get them all out.

1295
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:22,940
But what's his name?

1296
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:24,820
The British actor is really funny in this movie.

1297
00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:25,820
Hugh Grant.

1298
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:26,820
Yes, he's great in this movie.

1299
00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:27,820
Very funny.

1300
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:31,580
He turned out to be a douche in the movie.

1301
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:33,220
He plays a good douche, though.

1302
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,260
I'm watching that foo bar right now.

1303
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,260
It's entertaining.

1304
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:37,260
So that is.

1305
00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:39,260
I don't think I'm going to watch that.

1306
00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:40,380
That's odd, dude.

1307
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:41,700
That's not Sylvester Stallone.

1308
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,700
That's Orange.

1309
00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:43,700
That's Orange.

1310
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700
Orange.

1311
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:45,700
I don't think I'm going to watch foo bar.

1312
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,700
It's good.

1313
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:47,700
Why is it woke?

1314
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:53,700
They know I'm just well, because Arnold's a jackass.

1315
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,700
Since when?

1316
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:55,700
You didn't like it?

1317
00:53:55,700 --> 00:54:02,540
I think if you should take a vaccine or you should be stuck in your house, not go anywhere.

1318
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,540
That's a reason why.

1319
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,540
Actually pretty good accent right there.

1320
00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:06,100
You didn't say that, though.

1321
00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:08,100
Yeah, you know, he was drinking the cool.

1322
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,860
You guys are idiots.

1323
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,860
He was drinking the Kool-Aid.

1324
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,060
And why wouldn't you?

1325
00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:17,580
If you think the government knows everything and the CDC knows everything, why wouldn't

1326
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:19,660
you like get on board and make other people?

1327
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:24,340
I think the problem that I have with it is he was in his huge compound living up life.

1328
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:25,340
I know.

1329
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:30,340
Easy for him to say, you're the reason why the virus is so bad.

1330
00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:31,340
Yes, so bad.

1331
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:32,340
You suck.

1332
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,340
Get to the top.

1333
00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:36,540
Yeah, and he's hanging out with his fucking pet llama.

1334
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:37,540
What the hell is that?

1335
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,540
Is that a pet llama?

1336
00:54:38,540 --> 00:54:40,700
No, it's a pony.

1337
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:41,700
It's a miniature pony.

1338
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,700
It's an alpaca.

1339
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,700
But you know what?

1340
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:48,220
He wasn't the only one that was drinking the Kool-Aid and saying stupid shit.

1341
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,540
Half the population was.

1342
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,540
Right.

1343
00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:51,540
Half.

1344
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:52,540
Literally half.

1345
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,980
And you know, who the hell are we to throw stones at that?

1346
00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:55,860
I mean, you know, it's all the power of suggestion.

1347
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:56,860
Blame it on the media.

1348
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,860
Honestly, blame it on the people.

1349
00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:00,980
I haven't heard shit about COVID or the vaccine.

1350
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:02,420
That's because it's no longer a problem.

1351
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,420
Because it vanished.

1352
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,420
Yeah, it did.

1353
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:11,660
And Israel came out and said that the only youth, the only, there was not one COVID death

1354
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:13,860
that they didn't have an underlying condition.

1355
00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:14,860
Correct.

1356
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:16,420
No healthy youth.

1357
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,420
Right.

1358
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:18,420
Not one.

1359
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,780
They said literally not one.

1360
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:22,460
And there will be no repercussions at all.

1361
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:23,460
None.

1362
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,460
None.

1363
00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:25,460
None.

1364
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,780
No one will, there's nothing that will ever come to light of it.

1365
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:29,100
They'd be like, you know what?

1366
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:33,340
These were hard times that were brought on because we didn't want Trump in office.

1367
00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:38,340
Do you think one's going to come around just in time for 2024?

1368
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:40,220
That's what they're saying.

1369
00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:42,220
To make sure that they could do mail ins again?

1370
00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:46,180
And then have to, well, now Trump is trying to beat them at their own game.

1371
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:50,340
He is, he is fundraising to do ballot harvesting.

1372
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:51,580
Well, good for him.

1373
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:52,580
Oh yeah, I agree.

1374
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:55,620
I mean, if they're not going to change the rules, then we should do it just as well as

1375
00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:56,620
they do.

1376
00:55:56,620 --> 00:56:05,900
But have you ever seen the montage of them vilifying people that wouldn't take the vaccine?

1377
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,420
I mean, it's just so vile.

1378
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:09,500
It's so vile.

1379
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,820
They're just like, you know, they're the reason that people are dying.

1380
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:14,820
How dare you?

1381
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:18,900
So if you're going to be a guest on The View, I would love for someone to bring that up.

1382
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:21,420
Hey, Joy, you fucking cunt.

1383
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,940
You know, you said all this shit about the vaccine and you were wrong.

1384
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,340
You said all the shit about Russian.

1385
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,340
It was CNN.

1386
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,340
It was Trump.

1387
00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:30,340
You were wrong.

1388
00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,340
She never admitted it.

1389
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:34,180
You were wrong about every single thing that you threw at him.

1390
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:38,540
The only thing you have against Trump is the fact that he's a jackass.

1391
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:39,540
That's it.

1392
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,540
And he is a jackass.

1393
00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:41,540
But you know what?

1394
00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:42,540
He did a great job.

1395
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:44,140
I can look past that.

1396
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,860
Yeah, I can look past that he's a jackass.

1397
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,860
I don't give a shit.

1398
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:49,060
You know, I'm a jackass, but I do a good job.

1399
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:51,700
Oh, I'm such a jackass, but I do a good job.

1400
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,460
Joy, you're a stupid ass.

1401
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:56,060
She does a good job at her job of stirring the pot.

1402
00:56:56,060 --> 00:56:57,060
And she's racist.

1403
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:58,060
Oh, so racist.

1404
00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:01,020
She's good at what she does, but she's a fricking idiot.

1405
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,740
They're all racist on that damn panel.

1406
00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:03,740
I mean, it's embarrassing.

1407
00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:06,140
She's there for a reason and she does it well.

1408
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,340
Whoopi, take it up the ass.

1409
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,340
Oh, actually, what's her name, Karen?

1410
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:09,340
Who took it up the what?

1411
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,340
I'm sorry, you said what?

1412
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,340
You took it up her ass?

1413
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,340
Whoa.

1414
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:13,340
No, what's her name, Karen?

1415
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,340
Who?

1416
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:15,340
What's Whoopi's real name, Karen?

1417
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,340
It is Karen, yes.

1418
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:17,340
Wow, how ironic is that?

1419
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:18,340
Yes.

1420
00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:19,340
If I went on the show and I said, hey, I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass,

1421
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:23,780
I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass, I'm a jackass.

1422
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:26,140
How ironic is that?

1423
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:27,140
Yes.

1424
00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:28,140
If I went on the show, that's what I'd say.

1425
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,140
Hey, so Karen, do you think you'd ever be invited on the show?

1426
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,620
I think I have the potential.

1427
00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:34,620
Did you see that there was a Republican on the show?

1428
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:37,140
Well, there's supposedly always a Republican on the show.

1429
00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:38,140
Right.

1430
00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:42,100
There was somebody, there was like a guest and they were saying something and the crowd

1431
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:50,020
was booing and Whoopi got all, she opened up her can of Whoopi ass and told the crowd,

1432
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:54,420
don't be booing, don't be booing, if you guys boo, they're never going to come on our show

1433
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:57,540
and like lit into the crowd for, you know.

1434
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:04,260
And I was like, how about not saying the stupid shit you've been saying for years and years

1435
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,260
on the show.

1436
00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:06,260
How about not stacking your audience?

1437
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:07,260
Right.

1438
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:10,860
Yeah, I was like, I wasn't really buying it.

1439
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:13,460
What a ridiculous show.

1440
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,460
I mean, it is.

1441
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,460
But it's so popular.

1442
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:18,540
And all these moms are watching it.

1443
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:19,540
Is it?

1444
00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:20,540
You know what, that's a great point.

1445
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:21,980
You can't trust any of the numbers nowadays.

1446
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:22,980
I don't know.

1447
00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,980
I don't know how popular it is.

1448
00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:25,980
Karen Elaine Johnson.

1449
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:26,980
Yes.

1450
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:28,980
Oh, look how it's spelled though.

1451
00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:29,980
C-A-R-Y-N.

1452
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:34,900
That's really interesting.

1453
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:35,900
I never knew that.

1454
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:38,140
It's unfortunate that I liked her movies back in the day.

1455
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:39,140
I liked her in Ghost.

1456
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:40,140
She was great in Ghost.

1457
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:41,140
Sister Act.

1458
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,140
Yeah.

1459
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,140
Yeah.

1460
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:48,100
Before she became a vile political hack.

1461
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:50,220
I thought she was funny in Ghost.

1462
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:53,260
When she went to the bank, she's like, oh, I got gas.

1463
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:57,100
That whole scene when she's trying to get a loan money and shit like that.

1464
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,100
Yeah.

1465
00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:01,700
Yeah, because she was a con artist.

1466
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:02,700
Yes.

1467
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,140
But she actually could hear dead people.

1468
00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:05,140
Yeah.

1469
00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,380
But she didn't know that until she had an actual dead person talk to her.

1470
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:09,380
Right.

1471
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:10,380
She was like, oh, I'm going to do me more.

1472
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,380
No, it was Patrick Swayze.

1473
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:12,380
Oh, right.

1474
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:13,380
Did you see the movie?

1475
00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:14,380
Yes, I did.

1476
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,380
I did.

1477
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:16,380
I did.

1478
00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:18,380
I didn't think she looked good in that movie.

1479
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:19,380
Who, Whoopi?

1480
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,380
No, the short hair.

1481
00:59:20,380 --> 00:59:21,380
Do me more.

1482
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:22,380
What is wrong with you?

1483
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,380
Yeah, I thought she was pretty.

1484
00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:26,380
I didn't like the short hair in that movie.

1485
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:29,380
But remember, about last night, I was enamored.

1486
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:30,380
Hold on.

1487
00:59:30,380 --> 00:59:31,380
I'm not done.

1488
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,380
What?

1489
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:35,380
She was hot in that movie.

1490
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:36,380
I didn't like the short hair.

1491
00:59:36,380 --> 00:59:37,380
That's the whole pottery scene.

1492
00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:38,380
You didn't like that?

1493
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:39,380
I didn't like the pottery scene.

1494
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:40,380
Oh, yeah.

1495
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:41,380
The pottery scene.

1496
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:42,380
I just didn't like the short hair.

1497
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:43,380
That's OK.

1498
00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:44,380
I'm not, I'm not liking it.

1499
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:45,380
Dorothy Hamillish?

1500
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:46,380
Yeah, a little bit.

1501
00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:49,380
You know what I like the best about short hair?

1502
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:50,380
A set.

1503
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:51,380
Oh, God.

1504
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,380
Don't finish that set.

1505
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:53,380
Yeah, I'm not going to.

1506
00:59:53,380 --> 00:59:55,380
Guys, because my wife will listen to it.

1507
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:56,380
She'll be like, really?

1508
00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:57,380
You said that?

1509
00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:00,380
I guarantee your wife will never listen to this podcast.

1510
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:01,380
Actually, she does.

1511
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:02,380
At their office.

1512
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,380
I thought she used to.

1513
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,380
What?

1514
01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:06,380
They have, they listen to it in the office.

1515
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:07,380
Oh, great.

1516
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:08,380
Great.

1517
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:12,380
So my wife knows what we say on this podcast.

1518
01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:15,380
Does your wife hang out in our podcast, in the office?

1519
01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:17,380
Does she have it going to her classroom?

1520
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:20,380
Hey, guys, let's see what we listen to today.

1521
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:21,380
Yeah.

1522
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,380
What's a, oh, I'm not going to say it.

1523
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:23,380
What's a panic?

1524
01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:24,380
I'm not going to say it.

1525
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,380
I almost did.

1526
01:00:25,380 --> 01:00:26,380
They can learn new words.

1527
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:27,380
Yeah.

1528
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:28,380
There you go.

1529
01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:29,380
Oh, they probably know a lot more.

1530
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:32,380
They know a lot more, less, or a lot more than we do.

1531
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,380
Yeah, they do.

1532
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,380
All right, so what was the other one?

1533
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:39,380
The World Stone Skipping Championship is another odd contest that they have.

1534
01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:42,380
Have you seen some of these videos?

1535
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:48,380
They're doing like the pig calls where they're going, hey, suey, suey.

1536
01:00:48,380 --> 01:00:49,380
Suey.

1537
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:51,380
Yeah, it's just way over the top.

1538
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:53,380
That's the Arkansas thing.

1539
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:56,380
There is a toe wrestling championship.

1540
01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:58,380
Pig suey?

1541
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:00,380
That's what they do at Arkansas.

1542
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:04,380
Well, there's like these competitions on who does it the best, I guess.

1543
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,380
Oh, I didn't know that.

1544
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:06,380
I didn't know that.

1545
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:08,380
There's a toe wrestling championship.

1546
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:11,380
The sport is similar to arm wrestling except with toes.

1547
01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:18,380
In this sport, you go toe to toe and face off with some of the strongest feet.

1548
01:01:18,380 --> 01:01:26,380
The toe wrestling competition is full swing in northern England where an entire championship is dedicated to the unusual sport every summer.

1549
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:30,380
That's about as stupid as the slap contest that they have.

1550
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:34,380
Toe tangles try to take this strange sport to the Olympics.

1551
01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:36,380
However, it didn't quite go so well.

1552
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:42,380
No, for one thing, no one has seen this outside of these people.

1553
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,380
So there's also...

1554
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:46,380
So Jim McKay does it on Wild War sports.

1555
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:47,380
This is not a sport.

1556
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:51,380
All right, so let me run down because I'm down to the final seven here.

1557
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:57,380
So I got number seven is the air guitar competitions party like a star save money on strings.

1558
01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:02,380
Did you ever put your headphone in a crowded bus and start playing the air guitar?

1559
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:08,380
They I thought that they had a they had a series on TV for air air guitar competition.

1560
01:02:08,380 --> 01:02:12,380
It was like, you know, it was like The Voice, but it was like air guitar competitions.

1561
01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:15,380
I remember that air guitar coming at number six.

1562
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:22,380
We have extreme ironing, the satisfaction of wearing a well-pressed dress is priceless.

1563
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:26,380
But sometimes one can't help but obsess over ironing clothes.

1564
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:30,380
At least that's what we believe after learning about the extreme ironing sport.

1565
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:35,380
No, it's extreme ironing is extreme sport, which you take your iron and ironing board to a remote,

1566
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:41,380
dangerous location on the mountain side of the mountain side and iron your clothes.

1567
01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:44,380
Oh, my. That is stupid.

1568
01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:45,380
Why is that a sport?

1569
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:49,380
There is a guy literally hanging on the side of a cliff with an ironing board.

1570
01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:51,380
Oh, now they just skydive.

1571
01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:54,380
Well, how does that shark laid flat?

1572
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:58,380
They'd be flying. No, it's a guy with a shark down here.

1573
01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:00,380
OK, how's that a sport?

1574
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:01,380
That is all you win.

1575
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:03,380
It's it's not. It's just silly.

1576
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:06,380
More than anything, it's shock value.

1577
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:12,380
Oh, somebody's ironing under the underwater shark behind them.

1578
01:03:12,380 --> 01:03:15,380
All right. Number five, it's all shock value.

1579
01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:19,380
We have the World Beard and Mustache Championship.

1580
01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:26,380
The Beard and Mustache Association, the WBMA, has been conducting this championship since 2004,

1581
01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:30,380
which men flaunt their healthy and lengthy mustaches and beards.

1582
01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:32,380
The first such contest.

1583
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:34,380
What the hell is that thing up there?

1584
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:39,380
Wow. Wow. That is that looks like a horse.

1585
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:42,380
That's a that's like a dog.

1586
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:45,380
That is an incredible amount.

1587
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:47,380
That's disgusting. Yeah, that's just odd.

1588
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:53,380
So I want to know I want to know what these beards look like when they're not styled like that.

1589
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:55,380
Well, there you go. Oh, there you go.

1590
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:58,380
This guy has one side of his face down on the other side.

1591
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,380
Not well, that's not a very well.

1592
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:03,380
No, that's a crappy looking.

1593
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,380
We love this guy here with the big old curves.

1594
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:09,380
Yeah, that is a lot of beard wax.

1595
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,380
That's impressive, man.

1596
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:13,380
I wonder how long it takes to get it like that.

1597
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:15,380
Just go out every day like that.

1598
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:18,380
That's looking to be. Yeah, I'm not doing this guy.

1599
01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,380
It makes me want to shave a comb over.

1600
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:22,380
But his beard is to come over.

1601
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:27,380
Go up some where that guy right there.

1602
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:30,380
So his beard comes down and up over his head.

1603
01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:31,380
So because he's bald.

1604
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:33,380
So it looks like he has a cold.

1605
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:38,380
Number four is the cow chip.

1606
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:40,380
Cow chip tossing championship.

1607
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:41,380
I've heard of this one.

1608
01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:50,380
Yeah. So the couch tossing champion is usually a game where you need to throw a piece of dried buffalo dung into the farthest distance person who

1609
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:53,380
whose chip flings the furthest is the crown.

1610
01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:55,380
The winner is dry mud.

1611
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,380
It's such a bad time.

1612
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,380
You do that.

1613
01:04:57,380 --> 01:05:03,380
Whatever. That's just kind of it's a cow patty that you can help the dried cow.

1614
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:06,380
OK, you're throwing shit across the field.

1615
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:07,380
That's gross.

1616
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:10,380
And you got the cheese rolling championship.

1617
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:11,380
We talked about that.

1618
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:14,380
That's the the wooden roll tunnel down a hill.

1619
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:18,380
And number two, we got the World Pancake Racing Championship.

1620
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:20,380
Pagan Racing Championship.

1621
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:22,380
So who doesn't love their grandma's pancakes?

1622
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,380
But did you know that you could race with a pancake?

1623
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,380
Sounds unusual.

1624
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:26,380
Right.

1625
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,380
So the pancake racing is part of England's quirky tradition.

1626
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:32,380
However, its genesis is still shrouded in mystery.

1627
01:05:32,380 --> 01:05:35,380
It seems to have multiple origins.

1628
01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:36,380
There you go.

1629
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:45,380
So you're running with during the Second World War, the custom was revived by Vicar Olney, Reverend Cannon Ronald, whatever in a pancake race.

1630
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:50,380
Contestants run holding a frying pan with a pancake in it as a run.

1631
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:55,380
They tossed the pancake in there so that it flips and lands back on the pan on the other side.

1632
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:58,380
The winner will form a team of two and four.

1633
01:05:58,380 --> 01:06:05,380
Each team will run along with a short course to stop to flip their pancake four times and pass it to the other person on the team.

1634
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:08,380
The entire team, which crosses the finish line, are declared the winners.

1635
01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:09,380
What if you drop it?

1636
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:12,380
It sounds like you're you got to eat your immediately.

1637
01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:14,380
You got a key straight.

1638
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:15,380
All right.

1639
01:06:15,380 --> 01:06:17,380
Number one, the world.

1640
01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:19,380
What do you think the number one is?

1641
01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:21,380
How ridiculous is this?

1642
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:23,380
More so than extreme ironing.

1643
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:27,380
The world egg throwing championship.

1644
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:30,380
How far or how far can you catch it?

1645
01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:36,380
Well, the event was born in 2006 at Swatton in England.

1646
01:06:36,380 --> 01:06:38,380
What the hell? Why is this all the shit happen in England?

1647
01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:40,380
Since then, the event has held annually.

1648
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:49,380
The egg flinging games come in various categories, and one of the categories, a two of a team of two will throw and catch eggs from a greater distance.

1649
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:53,380
That's something that happened all the time in fairs and and school events.

1650
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:56,380
We did that and we called it Flag Day.

1651
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,380
It was the game day.

1652
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,380
Yeah, egg toss.

1653
01:06:58,380 --> 01:06:59,380
Yes.

1654
01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,380
It's also called the Russian egg roulette.

1655
01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:04,380
Flung the egg is flung at a human target.

1656
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:11,380
Two players will compete against each other where they have to choose six eggs to smash them on each other's forehead.

1657
01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:15,380
Among the six eggs, one is raw.

1658
01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:20,380
And the person in the wall was smashing on their forehead.

1659
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,380
That's fucking stupid.

1660
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:25,380
Yeah, they we had egg toss all the time.

1661
01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,380
That's something new.

1662
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:28,380
Yeah.

1663
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:31,380
So the contest must not have much to do over there in England.

1664
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,380
I think you're right.

1665
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:36,380
Well, maybe they should have fun doing outside more.

1666
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:37,380
Well, they don't have guns.

1667
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:38,380
So yeah, right.

1668
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:39,380
So what else are they going to do?

1669
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:40,380
Yeah, we just shoot each other.

1670
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:41,380
Speaking of guns.

1671
01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:42,380
Oh, my God.

1672
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:45,380
This Memorial weekend was tragic.

1673
01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:46,380
Fifty people in Chicago.

1674
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:49,380
Shit was a fifty five zero fifty.

1675
01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:50,380
Chicago.

1676
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:54,380
That's not that's not unusual for a weekend in Chicago.

1677
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:55,380
Right.

1678
01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:59,380
Well, it's kind of a record breaker for like in eight years from what I understood.

1679
01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:00,380
It was pretty high.

1680
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,380
Well, the second half went pretty good.

1681
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:03,380
We're pretty pretty fast.

1682
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,380
Have you tasted your bourbon yet?

1683
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:08,380
Yeah, I've tasted pretty good.

1684
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:09,380
The Bartstown, right?

1685
01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:10,380
I found it.

1686
01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:11,380
Yeah, it's not bad.

1687
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,380
It's not bad.

1688
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:20,380
Definitely smell the sweetness now and actually taste a little tobacco in there.

1689
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:24,380
That's good.

1690
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:26,380
That's not as Bernie.

1691
01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:29,380
It was definitely not as Bernie second time around.

1692
01:08:29,380 --> 01:08:32,380
It was kind of Bernie when you drink it all at once.

1693
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:35,380
As you say, yours was pretty full.

1694
01:08:35,380 --> 01:08:42,380
Well, thank you, Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin.

1695
01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:45,380
You got a little flamboyant bourbon flamboyant.

1696
01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:48,380
I was trying to breathe.

1697
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:49,380
Apparently it did burn.

1698
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,380
Well, it is.

1699
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:51,380
It's May 30th.

1700
01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:52,380
It is May 30th.

1701
01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:54,380
What do we got going on next week?

1702
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,380
We're all going to be here.

1703
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:56,380
Do it again.

1704
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:57,380
We should be.

1705
01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:58,380
Are we doing what?

1706
01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,380
We'll talk about it.

1707
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,380
Now we're going to go.

1708
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:01,380
We're going to come back for another podcast.

1709
01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:02,380
All right.

1710
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,380
We're going to do what over the weekend.

1711
01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:04,380
It's still like us.

1712
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:05,380
I'm Paul.

1713
01:09:05,380 --> 01:09:06,380
And I'm Jeff.

1714
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:07,380
See you guys next week.

1715
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:08,380
I'm Jeff.

1716
01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:35,380
Bye.