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where's the bottle?

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Memorial weekend, just passed.

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Is that the official start of summer?

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What marks the official day of summer, Mr. Producer?

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Do you know?

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chat GPT, where's chat GPT when you need them?

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I thought it was Memorial Day.

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What is the first day of summer?

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I don't believe that's what I asked.

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It says Memorial Day.

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I was thinking that.

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That's what I said, June 21st.

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When did they change that?

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Congress voted on it?

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So it's still summer.

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First day of summer is June 21st.

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I feel so dumb.

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Hope you got your pencils ready and your calendars out.

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The first day of summer in North America is Wednesday, June 21st.

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It also happens to be still in spring.

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You can do it the very last day before it.

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I need some sod.

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My front yard is an absolute disaster.

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Chinese pistachios.

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Is that what you're calling your balls?

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No. Chinese pistachios?

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I got these two large Chinese pistachios between my legs.

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Is it pistachio green?

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You're talking about my trees.

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I was like, wow, you're getting very personal.

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What is the grass that grows in the shade?

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front yard. We used to have Bermuda.

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the extra dirt. And in my front yard

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but a dent.

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I know, but you're supposed to slowly add it.

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weeks. Well, those are at Sand Works.

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This is dirt. Shit, they dug up.

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it's close. So what is today? Today is

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It's ridiculous. Yeah, we've been busy. I know

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it was my fault last week, but

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what were the other two? You were busy.

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Were you traveling? I don't know.

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Well, dudes, I got some Sean.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And we got lots

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to talk about. We've got deaths.

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the Memorial Weekend events that occurred.

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We've got shooting. Paul's first brisket.

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We're bursting with information.

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Aren't we?

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Bursting with information.

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Oh, yeah. Yes. Well, let's get to it.

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What do you want to start with?

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anti-sobriety. Anti-sobriety.

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No, let's not.

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Let's just pass that. That's probably not

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a, that's not a very nice

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opening. Let's open.

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You know, we had fun.

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and you know what? The food, the brisket

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was a little dry, but it tasted fantastic.

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Just, what is it called? A flat?

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it and I thought it's going to be so nasty salty

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earlier. And we went through that.

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that fat to render into juice.

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towels that

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moisture from the

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wrap. It may not have been, but it

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wasn't juice. It wasn't discolored.

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all over the, just eating the towel.

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bark. Right? Yes.

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experience, it produces a

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slightly drier brisket. Interesting.

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more moisture than tinfoil would be.

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the tinfoil. I'm not sure if it's a good success for it.

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like the competition guys.

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bark. Dark. Right.

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tinfoil. Like when it's hot,

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and you're trying to work quickly because

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you're able to lose too much heat. I mean, granted you're opening the lid.

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Taking it out, shutting the lid really quick.

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as quick as possible and getting it back on there.

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But yeah, tinfoil is way easier. Did you lay two strips out?

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Right. How much

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fat did you take off? Yep. Yep. And then

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like a make a cross. Did you take off a lot

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of fat? Did I?

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How much fat did you leave on there?

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you know, I mean it's all... Well, he

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called me, FaceTimed me. Yeah.

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And you didn't take...

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There was one spot where you bottomed out.

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Yeah. It said, don't create that crater.

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And I had already done that.

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But you know, that was not the dry part.

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Did you glue it back? But that was not the dry part.

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No. No. It's...

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And I left all the fat

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on the dry part, on the flat.

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Almost. Yeah, because you got a quarter inch.

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You could feel it because it would be really hard.

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usually cut some of that off. But I don't

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know. Try it next. You got to learn your grill.

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Do you have any hot spots? Yep.

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You need to find out where my hot spots are.

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I think I just needed to pull it off earlier.

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That's all. Did you have your... And there's two schools

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of thought. I don't know which one's right

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because everyone says something different.

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Fat down or fat up?

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How'd you do it? I did fat down.

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Yeah. I typically do fat down.

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Yeah. But I just mean

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you could do it either way. Yeah, because I've

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seen videos where they do that and they're like

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it's the same. Yeah.

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So there's no benefit to the others.

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Yeah. I would think that the fat

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up would benefit it just

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because of gravity. And it kind

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of melts down into the meat. Just

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thinking about it. Yeah.

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

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I always do fat down. But I thought

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it was tasty. It was good.

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It was a success. And I would tell you every single time

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that I do my

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leftover food, I always steam

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it. And I steamed...

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The next day I steamed the brisket

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and it was the flat part and it was

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not dry at all.

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It was definitely moist. More moist.

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When I steamed it. Moist.

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Moist.

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We had a good showing.

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We had Scott. We had

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the Jeffs. Yeah, we had a lot

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of people I hadn't seen in a while. It was fun.

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It was good to see everybody. I thought the women

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had a great time. There was a good group of women outside

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all doing their thing

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and the guys were inside. I thought it was funny that we all

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we were out of there before 10.

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Everybody was. Yeah, we're all like

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the same. We were all in the same room.

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We were all in the same room.

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And it was cold. Yeah, that was

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something different.

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Because it's usually

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past midnight. Oh yeah.

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We're out there singing. Well, I mean look,

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Paul was ahead of us in the

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drinking part. Not really.

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I think I just

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I started at the same time you did.

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You turned that corner pretty quick.

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I know I did. No, but what I mean is

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I think my liver wasn't used to it because I

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just had beer and I had that one shot.

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That's what I meant by it. I had one shot

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that bourbon

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you brought over.

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Which I was not a fan of by the way. Cooperstown.

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I don't think it was a fair assessment.

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I mean, I agree with you. I didn't like it either.

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But I still don't think

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it wasn't a fair assessment. I don't like drinking.

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I don't like sampling the bourbons

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in metal cups.

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It was a plastic cup I think.

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Yeah, that's true too.

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But I didn't

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like, no I drank mine out of the metal cup.

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Because I had my

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cup. You had your tumbler.

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It would be nice if we had a tumbler wouldn't it?

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Yeah, he's got his elite

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drinking style.

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Speaking of bourbons, did you lose

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your rainbow tumbler as well?

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No, the seal

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broke and it leaked and

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I had to toss it.

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So what's the bourbon we're drinking tonight,

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gentlemen?

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I think this is a remake.

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This is one of the first ones that we did.

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A rerun.

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Let's back up and tell them

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for those that don't know,

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the Dude's Unguessed podcast, we sample

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bourbons the first half and the second half.

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And we have a collection of bourbons

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over

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150, 60, 70.

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We were at the, yeah

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somewhere around there. We have a lot of bourbon.

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And we go through it and we were just

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buying a bourbon every single week. Each of us

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would buy a bourbon or we'd put our money together

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and we'd buy a bourbon. And so we started building

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up the collection and sampling it. And the

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bourbon that sits out there just sits and we're like,

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we gotta go down. So now we do a new

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bourbon and an old bourbon for the podcast.

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And for the podcast, the first

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half, we're going back and

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we're re-sampling these because our palates

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have evolved. They've

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matured. Yeah.

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So there we go. And then whatever

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is left in the bottle after we hit it a

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second or third time, we

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contribute to the Infinity Bottle. That's right.

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Which we did tonight. Which is, if

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we keep doing this, that's going to be done soon.

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That Infinity Bottle. Yeah.

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We're about two thirds. Yeah.

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Maybe even three fifths. Yeah.

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So the Infinity Bottle is just a

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big jug. It's a big gallon.

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It's a big gallon glass jug. Yeah, a big gallon glass

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jug and it looks amazing because it's

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got a whole bunch of different bourbons mixed

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in there. It's a dark color too. I know.

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It's got a wonderful hue.

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Man, there, I think I'm up to

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bottle number 27.

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In that bottle?

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27 bottles have been dumped into that

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Infinity Bottle. And we've been writing

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down exactly what they are and how many

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ounces. Because if we ever want to

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recreate the same thing again. Oh, that's impossible.

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That's impossible. What? No, we have

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written all down. Yeah, well, you know, some of it was

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kind of guessed. But, you know, we actually sampled

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a small microcosm

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of the Infinity Bottle

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halfway through.

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Maybe we do that,

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maybe we sample right at halftime

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before our next tour.

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Hey, whoa, is it a...

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Just a very small, not a big pour. But is it a

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special event? I thought those are special events.

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Well, it is a special event. We're a

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happy year back. Hey, it's always

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a special event. Oh, and I like the shirt,

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Paul. That's the first I've seen you wear it. I know.

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You're wearing a Foxtrot Juliet Bravo. I am.

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I thought it was appropriate. You wear it to

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Costco. I get lots of smiles and thumbs up

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when I wear it to Costco. Yeah? That's funny.

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I do get people glaring at me, though.

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Yeah, they're going to glare at you for anything.

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How many? Is that like one third? 25%?

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Most people have a positive response

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to it. The ones who understand it. Right.

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And then every now and then I'll get people glaring

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at me. It's like when I wear my

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t-shirt that says, Make Texas

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a Country Again. Oh, yeah.

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You get a bad response from that? No, no,

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no, no. I get a lot of looks.

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I get a lot of looks and a lot of

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smiles and thumbs ups and stuff like that.

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I don't think I've ever gotten somebody being pissy

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unless they thought it was like, Make America Great Again.

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You know what I mean? Oh, no. Whatever.

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So I've got a couple relatives.

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My dad's side is from

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the East Coast and there are a lot of

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Democrats. So of his

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siblings, he's got four. And of the

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four, one is Republican, three are

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Democrat. And they are so

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hardcore Democrat, they

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deleted me from Facebook.

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Because

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first of all, they post

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just stupid shit.

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And I just... They?

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Like your family and they

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erased you. Oh, they just beat up Trump

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and stuff and... No, I

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kind of get rid of them. And are you going to spend time with them on an island

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here soon? Well, in July I

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am. And that's what I was driving at because we were talking about

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the t-shirt. I was like, You know what? I'm

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going to buy a bunch

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of t-shirts. And

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every day. Just to screw

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with them. Oh, yes. Well, one of the things I'm

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not going to do is I'm not going to talk about politics.

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Good. While I'm there because...

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What's the point? I mean, why...

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What if they're talking amongst themselves?

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I'll still avoid it.

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There's no way you would be able to.

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No. My dad and I had a conversation.

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I will not talk about it.

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Because they know you.

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No, no. I talked to my dad

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about it. No, I'm the one that brought it up.

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I didn't want any part of it because it would

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totally be a deal breaker because they are

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so headstrong Democrat. And what's the point?

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Yeah. What's the point of making

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everybody upset during the weekend and getting into

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fights? They're in their mid-70s.

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They're in their mid-70s,

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their early 80s.

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They're never changing. They've been drinking the Kool-Aid

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for so long. They just

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believe it. It's kind of like,

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this is yellow and you're clearly looking at a

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red rose. You know? It's not a

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yellow rose, it's red. Yeah, I don't understand it.

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You're a racist. You are.

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Yeah, it's a beat down. Yeah, so T-shirts.

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Do it passive

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aggressively. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

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Yes. Like Democrats like it in the...

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Wait. In the...

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Go on. Finish that thought.

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What would the shirt say?

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Well, that's a good one. The five-striped shirt.

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I like that one. Too bad mine doesn't

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fit anymore. I'm too sausage-y.

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So... Alright, back to

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the Bourbon ten year.

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Yes. Go ahead, Paul. Very respectable.

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Straight bourbon.

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Undisclosed source. Interesting.

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What the hell? What's up with that?

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Distillery. Undisclosed source.

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Probably because it's an MGP.

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Ah.

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Alright. They have...

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Multi-grain products. I have

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heard that they're starting to distill

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their stuff, but

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Bullet for the most is, as far as

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I know, still MGP.

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So it tastes pretty good.

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It's good, yeah. And it's, what, 91

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proof? Yeah, it's got some

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spice on it. It does. It's got a harsh

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finish. Little peppery. I mean, right at the

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front, as Paul had mentioned, the smell

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was a little ethanol-y, but after

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it goes away a little bit, it's got

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a sweet caramel, vanilla notes

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are beautifully offset

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by toasted oaken spice.

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Oh boy. A noticeable deeper

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layer of citrus, cherry, butterscotch,

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and pepper

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adds a small but beneficial layer

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of depth. A healthy inhale of the

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aromas is even more satisfying

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as it brings out an extra layer of intensity.

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While it will be going too

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far to call the sense amazing,

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they definitely leave a positive impression, better

539
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
than some of the Bourbons, twice its price.

540
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I kind of pick up a urine smell.

541
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Oh, like urine what?

542
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Oh.

543
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Sorry.

544
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
You know what reminds me? My dad sent me an email.

545
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
It's like a dad joke. I've been on that

546
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
23 and me.

547
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
I've been on it for a while. My mom was on there.

548
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
And my dad, I was like, Dad, you gotta get in it,

549
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
you gotta get in it, get your test done. So I want to see

550
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
some of your other family members that pop, that show up on the

551
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
thing. And so I

552
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
sent him one. I bought it on Amazon Mail,

553
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
and he received it today. And he

554
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
sent me an email. He says, Hey, I got my

555
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
DNA test. I was like, cool.

556
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Well, spit in it and send it back.

557
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
He was like, spit in it? I peed in it.

558
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
What the hell?

559
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Good for you guys.

560
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Hope he's joking. But I'm

561
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
sorry. I just thought it was

562
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
funny. Now the FBI is going to show up at his

563
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
door in about a week.

564
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Yeah, we found you. And your 15

565
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
illegitimate kids.

566
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
I don't know. I don't know how I feel

567
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
about that. I don't know if I'm

568
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
going to be able to get that, the whole 23andMe

569
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
thing. I guess. Yeah, I'm not doing it.

570
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I don't want to be on the radar like that.

571
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
But I mean, I have nothing to hide from.

572
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
23andMe, I think, shares their information.

573
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
There are certain ones that share information with the

574
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
government. 23andMe is one of them, I believe.

575
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Right. I mean, I do like how it's

576
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
breaking cold cases, right?

577
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Yeah. Sean, you gotta be careful.

578
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
And some obscure uncle. I don't think it

579
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
matters. All that time in El Paso.

580
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Yeah. I don't think it matters.

581
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
I mean, I think it's a good thing that

582
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
they're doing regular labs and stuff like that.

583
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
But if they can pull your DNA

584
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
out of your saliva,

585
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
listen, I have, I mentioned

586
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
that my dad has, or maybe I did,

587
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
my dad is, he's one of five siblings.

588
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
So his parents were married.

589
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
He was born. His parents got a divorce.

590
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
And his mom married

591
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
somebody else and they had, she had four

592
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
additional kids. Well, when I took

593
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
the 23andMe, I mean,

594
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
bam, instantly.

595
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
It's just amazing. It is amazing.

596
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
That, you know, my dad's half-sister

597
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
just populated on the test. Boom!

598
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Just like that. I was like, this is some real shit.

599
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
All your cousins should be on there as well.

600
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Well, I mean, people that

601
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
participated. Yeah, for sure. But now,

602
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
I mean, now I've got cousins

603
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
everywhere that I'm seeing. In fact,

604
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I mean, it's kind of crazy.

605
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
That's creepy. All over the United States.

606
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
I don't know if creepy is the right word, but...

607
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
And I got people reaching out to me, hey, who was your

608
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
grandmother on your mom's side?

609
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
I would have no idea.

610
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Grandmother? Your mother's

611
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
grandmother?

612
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
My grandmother. Oh. On my mom's side.

613
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Oh, okay. Yeah. Just stuff like that.

614
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And even my great grandmother.

615
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
You know, I mean, back

616
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
there, there was some indigenous blood up there.

617
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I mean, I don't have any of it. I don't need to know any of that.

618
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
I think the ancient stuff would be

619
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
interesting, but the current stuff, I

620
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
know my cousins, stuff like that.

621
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I don't need to know some obtuse. But how accurate is the

622
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
ancient DNA? Like, for them

623
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
to say you're related to Christopher Columbus.

624
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I don't know. How accurate is that?

625
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Do they have Christopher Columbus's DNA?

626
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Right. Well, he was not part of the 23andMe

627
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
program, was he? Right.

628
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
That's exactly right. I mean, how do they

629
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
do that stuff? Well, it's just like

630
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I saw, you know how the PBS has

631
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
the You're Related To show?

632
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
And the black lady who's

633
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
a big, militant black

634
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
lady found out she was

635
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
a descendant of the Pilgrims.

636
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
The original. Somebody

637
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
who came over on the Mayflower. Yeah, came over on the

638
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Mayflower. So again, how

639
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
So I mean, how do they have

640
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
that DNA? They don't have that DNA.

641
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
They died hundreds of years

642
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Unless they dug a bunch of bodies up and scraped.

643
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Maybe.

644
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Unless they have the, what is it called, the genealogy?

645
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Unless they have

646
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
that and you trace it back

647
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Well, it's by DNA though, right?

648
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Well, up to

649
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
a certain point. Yeah, he's right.

650
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
They trace it back up to a certain point where your DNA

651
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
can factually check it

652
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
and then they just do database

653
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
reverse research

654
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
and then they go back to the records. That's exactly how they do it.

655
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Okay. That makes sense.

656
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
That's it. I thought it was interesting.

657
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
How far does yours go back?

658
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
To the 1800s?

659
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Great-great-grandfather, yeah. Is that when

660
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
they came over from

661
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Chechnya? So that's why I want my dad

662
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
to do it

663
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
because, you know, he's got

664
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
his real

665
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
grandfather

666
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
owned a

667
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
god bless it, a

668
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
hardware store. Plantation.

669
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
What do they call that? What do they call the hardware store

670
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
back there?

671
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
This is a specific name

672
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
that they call it. It wasn't a hardware store.

673
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
They called it something else. Blacksmith?

674
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
No, a hardware store, like a Home Depot.

675
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
But they called it something else.

676
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
So that was kind of interesting.

677
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
So he got off the boat and he

678
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
opened up a common

679
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
hardware store.

680
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
A mercantile.

681
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
General store? Yeah, it's called a mercantile store.

682
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
And this was in Boston.

683
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
So he opened up a mercantile store

684
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
in Boston and that's where it all started.

685
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
And then my dad's

686
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
dad became a plumber

687
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
in the Hartford

688
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
area of Connecticut and then my dad

689
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
came along. It's kind of interesting.

690
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
It is fascinating. Is that

691
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
mercantile still there?

692
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
I don't know. I don't know.

693
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I kind of envision what it looked like. I don't know if that's

694
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
just something I made up in my mind.

695
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Looks like a Lowe's?

696
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
I don't know.

697
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Big box?

698
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
No, it's just a mercantile store.

699
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
It was probably back then. Dirt roads

700
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
had hitches for the horses.

701
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Or wagons.

702
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
And they had horse shoes.

703
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I think it's cool though.

704
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
I'd like to know that stuff.

705
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Again, I don't care about

706
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
people reaching out to me today.

707
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
I don't need that. I don't need that mess.

708
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Well maybe they need a closure on something.

709
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Maybe they don't know who their mother or father is.

710
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
They need to research more.

711
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
You're part of that cog.

712
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
The missing information. Of course.

713
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
They don't need my stuff. You're the blocker.

714
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
I'm not saying you're the blocker from

715
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
thousands of people getting closure.

716
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Thousands. Thousands.

717
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Yeah, but thousands of cousins.

718
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Your son can do it and then

719
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
there's just an empty little space.

720
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Yeah, there'll be just like a black thing

721
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
or whatever. And then he'll fill it in.

722
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Jeff.

723
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
It'll say top secret sealed. Can you fill in names?

724
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Yep. Oh, alright.

725
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Oh really? Yep.

726
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
So when I did mine,

727
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
I basically filled in my

728
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
family tree.

729
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Of what I knew. And they kind of

730
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
revamped it.

731
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
And with the empty

732
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
spaces that were empty,

733
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
they... And so they didn't try

734
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
to fill it in based on public records or anything

735
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
like that.

736
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Because if your dad didn't do it and you did, they know who your dad is.

737
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
That's pretty easy to figure out. I didn't do my dad's side.

738
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I did mostly my mom's side.

739
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Because AI would be able to figure that out in a freaking hurry.

740
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Chet GBT. That's probably true.

741
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
In fact,

742
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I think that's huge.

743
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I don't know why they don't...

744
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I mean, that would be the

745
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
perfect mechanism just to use

746
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
AI to determine genealogy.

747
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Oh yeah. I mean, it's...

748
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Researching public records. Oh gosh.

749
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Bam. I mean, it would

750
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
totally figure all that out.

751
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
You should do it and see

752
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
if you'd have to pay into reparations.

753
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
As my family are our own slaves.

754
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Well, we never did.

755
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
I can say that for sure.

756
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Now, even on my mom's side,

757
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
we didn't because

758
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
they lived in Germany. Very few people these days,

759
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
their families,

760
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
did. Yeah, so that

761
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
seems kind of shitty. So back to that reparations

762
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
thing, I don't want to be strumming that guitar too hard,

763
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
but you know, that is kind of shitty.

764
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I mean, why should I have to pay for

765
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
people that...

766
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
I didn't do it, and they

767
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
weren't affected. So why am I,

768
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
the person that didn't do it, have to pay

769
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
this... Because you're white.

770
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Am I though? I think it's absurd.

771
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Yes. You're as white as I am. I think it's absurd,

772
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
and I think it's absurd that for us

773
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
to be against it makes us

774
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
targets. Yeah, that's basically it.

775
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Totally right. I mean, I'm like,

776
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
really? Because I don't support that,

777
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I apparently am automatically

778
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
probably labeled a racist.

779
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
And I'm like, that's... I saw one of the

780
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
squad

781
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
just introduced, I think it was

782
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
a 15 trillion dollar

783
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
bill

784
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
for reparations. They think it's not

785
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
real money. They think it's not real money.

786
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
It is real money.

787
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Where's that coming from? They don't care,

788
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
because it's already 31 trillion, what's another

789
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
15? Well, that's half of our current debt.

790
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I know that, but they don't think it's real money.

791
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Is it Cori Bush who did that?

792
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Probably. One of them did.

793
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Anyway, I'm just like...

794
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
From their perspective, capitalism is evil.

795
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
That was Tlaib, I believe that did it.

796
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
They're all idiots.

797
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
I know. But they think capitalism

798
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
is evil, right? Because

799
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
capitalism rewards the

800
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
few, or the hard working,

801
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
and it screws the other people.

802
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
The hard working, if you work, you get paid.

803
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Right. So, in other words, if they

804
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
hate capitalism, then they don't

805
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
think that the debt is real.

806
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
They don't think money is real.

807
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Well, AOC said, well, you just print more.

808
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
That's right. They just think it's...

809
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
She's not grounded on anything.

810
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
They just think it's... At some point, we're going to do

811
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
away with it, and everybody's going to make the same

812
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
amount, and money will be an irrelevant

813
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
thing. Do you see AOC in

814
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
a town meeting, where they were

815
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
just yelling her down? Throwing verbal...

816
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
That was about a year ago, wasn't it?

817
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
No, this was recent. Well, yes, it was a year ago,

818
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
and then she had another one, and it occurred

819
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
again, and this time, she was the same thing,

820
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
just snarky, and just kind of like,

821
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, I mean, I didn't watch

822
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
it either, but they had the highlights of it.

823
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
She is totally disconnected

824
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
from the base

825
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
in her district.

826
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
She's only been there this week. Is she?

827
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
She's still getting 90 plus percent.

828
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Well, I think that's just sheer ignorance.

829
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I think people that were there

830
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
really called her out, and they were

831
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
just like, hey, look, man, this is what

832
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
you voted on. Why are you voting on this?

833
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Because we don't want that. Explain yourself.

834
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
And she completely dismissed

835
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
everything they said. She couldn't explain

836
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
herself, that's why. She could not, no. Big time.

837
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
I watched a video today of Ted Cruz,

838
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
and it was during a... Was he naked?

839
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
You know, Ted Cruz

840
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
naked up there, helicoptering on the

841
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
tradition committee. Only fans? You were on his

842
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Only Fans? I was,

843
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
under your account. Oh, on my account?

844
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Yes. Damn it.

845
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Geez. I should not have given you the password.

846
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Anyway, he was

847
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
a couple days ago, March, middle of

848
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
May, I guess.

849
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
And he was,

850
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
it was during a, they were trying to confirm,

851
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
I think, three or four federal judges

852
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
that Biden nominated. Right.

853
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
And he basically said, they are

854
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
wholly unqualified,

855
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
stupid people.

856
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
You use the word stupid, but... We've seen

857
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
some of those testimonies. And he's like,

858
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
and I think they were all

859
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
sitting there, and he was

860
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
relentless, and he had examples and all

861
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
this stuff. He goes, you are terrible.

862
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
And basically, what I want to

863
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
get to is, he was calling out his

864
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Democrat counterparts, going, I can't believe

865
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
not one Democrat

866
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
will tell Joe

867
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Biden, yeah, you need to try

868
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
again. And he goes, when Trump

869
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
would notify, yeah, we,

870
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
we passed

871
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
a lot of really good judges, but if a bad one

872
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
came around, we'd send them back.

873
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Not one time

874
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
on one nomination has

875
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
any Democrat ever done that. Because they're

876
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
just not rational. And that's basically

877
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
what he was getting at. He was slamming the thing,

878
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
but he was also slamming all the Democrats on that call.

879
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Because that's who's accountable. They're rubber stamping it.

880
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
They're like, he's like, they're not going to take your

881
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Democrat button if you say, hey, not

882
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
this one. Right.

883
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
But not one of you is going to vote for this person,

884
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
and he laid it out on why they were

885
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
terrible. And you know what, that's what,

886
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
that's why I've lost all faith in

887
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
all politicians, because, again,

888
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
and I'll, the same, the same

889
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
vision is during that stupid

890
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
State of the Union address.

891
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
They keep saying these broad themes

892
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
that are good for everybody, or

893
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
not good for anybody. Right. Half the room

894
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
standing, half the room sitting. There isn't one person

895
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
standing on the other side or one person sitting

896
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
on the other side. Not everybody could

897
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
possibly have that level of groupthink.

898
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
It's literally not possible.

899
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
And they do. So that

900
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
means it's a lost cause. Right.

901
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
So there you have it. I think

902
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
term limits would help that.

903
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
That's huge. Because you have these

904
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
people that are in power. Mitch McConnell

905
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
is one of them. Yep. And they

906
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
and they're thinking their careers. Yes.

907
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Like, I'm going to be here forever. I want to

908
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
be here forever. Yes. This is my career.

909
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
And if I don't toe the line, I can't

910
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
upset anybody. They'll pull the money,

911
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
they won't help me win again. That's right. And I'll

912
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
get pulled off of committees. Correct.

913
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Where I have like important resume

914
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
building stuff. Right.

915
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Yeah, that's it. Right there. So I think. Term limits

916
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
completely solves that problem. Schumer,

917
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
McConnell on the Republican

918
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
side, all of them,

919
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
all these guys that have been there forever.

920
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
They need to be there for two terms, get

921
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
the shit done for the people that sent them there

922
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
and leave and then leave, which is

923
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
what it always was intended to be.

924
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
And then I think there needs to be

925
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
an age limit. Feinstein.

926
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I'm not sure.

927
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
She doesn't even know she knows how it's going on

928
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
anymore. The week it is. Yeah.

929
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
She didn't understand why Kamala Harris was there.

930
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
But is she in these committees voting on stuff?

931
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah.

932
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
They're probably, you know, guiding her hand

933
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
and pushing a button or something. Her little

934
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
skeletal finger. Yes. I mean, she's

935
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
90 something. It's ridiculous.

936
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
There comes a point where you go, OK,

937
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
in all fairness, you can't do this.

938
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
She may be complacent. She

939
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
she has

940
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
more faculties

941
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
than our president.

942
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
It could be true. She

943
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
still can talk.

944
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
It's a tough fight on that one. They had a

945
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
they had a flat out. They were interviewing her

946
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
and she's having the full long conversation.

947
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
She's lucid.

948
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
She looks very frail.

949
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
She looks frail. She is frail. But I mean,

950
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
when her brain is still there, she seems

951
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
sharp as a tack. In fact, when

952
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
they asked her or they shared with her

953
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
that she was retiring

954
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
because she didn't know

955
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
and her staff had released that she was

956
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
retiring.

957
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
She was planning on it.

958
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
It did. So you saw part of that?

959
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah, it made her look like so stupid.

960
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
But the thing is that during that

961
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
that interview, she was there.

962
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
She was there in mind.

963
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I mean, she was able to answer questions and

964
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
she sounded like she knew what she was talking about.

965
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
She may have been full of shit, but it doesn't matter.

966
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
She had, you know, it was a full

967
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
round. It can happen.

968
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I mean, I had a great aunt, maybe a great great aunt.

969
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
She lived to like a hundred.

970
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
And I'll be damned if

971
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
she was. Well, there's different, right?

972
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
She was on it up until

973
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
my dad is the same age as Joe Biden.

974
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
He's still smart. Right.

975
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
You know, he could string along a

976
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
conversation. Yeah. So it isn't necessarily

977
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
age, but it is its behavior.

978
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Well, that's why I think when you see Biden

979
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
behave the way he does, like wandering

980
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
around, not knowing what's going on and losing

981
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
his sentence and not being able to follow a teleprompter.

982
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Right. That's syndication.

983
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
And everybody's recognizing it.

984
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
And he walks like he's a corpse.

985
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I know it. I can't stick. What

986
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
they call that? A gate. His gate.

987
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
He's got old man gate. There's something going on.

988
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
It's gate. G-A-I-T.

989
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Yes. Gate. And what does that mean?

990
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
It just means an old man shuffle.

991
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
It's how you walk. Yeah, it's your

992
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
walk. Oh, OK.

993
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Your gate can be, you know,

994
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
strong and powerful or your gate can be

995
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
frail. It can be John Travolta, Senate Live.

996
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
It's just a manner of walking.

997
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
That's a good gate.

998
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
That's a great gate.

999
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Yes, we all want the John Travolta gate.

1000
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
And the Bee Gees video.

1001
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Watching the three of them walk with their big collars

1002
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
and their hair flowing.

1003
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Super tight polyester pants. Beautiful.

1004
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
There are certain social

1005
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
inner city

1006
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
folk that walk

1007
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
a certain way. Urbanites.

1008
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Yeah, urbanites. You know, like

1009
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
They have a certain gate. Yeah, they have a certain

1010
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
gate. Everybody has a... Cowboys

1011
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
have their bow. There we go.

1012
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
They walk all, how you doing,

1013
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
lovely lady? The assless chaps.

1014
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
I think the spirit

1015
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
of... He said what you told me. I think you watch

1016
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Yellowstone too much. Gate abnormalities

1017
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
are usually due to diseases

1018
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
or injuries to the legs, feet, brain,

1019
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
spinal cord. They say that the

1020
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
gate that Biden has is to do with his brain.

1021
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Hold on, hold on.

1022
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
So gate is not... It's referring

1023
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
to something wrong with you? No.

1024
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
The word gate,

1025
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
G-A-I-T, just refers

1026
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
to the manner of walking. Your style

1027
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
of walking. Yeah, it can be good, bad.

1028
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
But there are certain gates that are

1029
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
created because of

1030
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
impairments. Oh, I see. Yeah, I see.

1031
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Abnormal gates. Like the way he walks.

1032
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Like Biden's shuffling around like he's going to fall

1033
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
over at any moment. Correct. And then

1034
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
you get petrified because he starts to run.

1035
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
You're like, oh my god, he's going to break a hip.

1036
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
That sprinkler

1037
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
head is going to get him. That is the president

1038
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
of the United States, the leader

1039
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
of the free world. And look,

1040
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
look at him. It's just so

1041
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
painful. He's frail.

1042
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
And he announced his presidency

1043
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
what, two months ago?

1044
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Zero press

1045
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
release. Or not...

1046
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Press conferences.

1047
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Oh yeah, well no.

1048
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Or interviews.

1049
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
He won't do anything. He'll sit in his basement just like

1050
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
he did in the first. Someone had a...

1051
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I was watching, I think,

1052
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
the Five today, a portion of

1053
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
a Greg Gutfeld

1054
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
mentioned something about how...

1055
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
No, maybe it was

1056
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
the other one. The guy in the middle. What's his name?

1057
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
The guy in the middle?

1058
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1059
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
The hair.

1060
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
I don't like the hair. Jesse Waters.

1061
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
So Jesse Waters was talking about

1062
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
he was making a comparison about

1063
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
playing football. He made

1064
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
a comparison about quarterback. Joe Biden's like the quarterback.

1065
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
You're not

1066
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
allowed to go in there, alright, we're going to play

1067
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
a game. For the Republican

1068
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
side, it's do whatever

1069
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
you want. Ne'em, head to

1070
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
head, whatever you want. For

1071
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
the Democrat side,

1072
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
there's nothing. You're not allowed to do this,

1073
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
you're not allowed to do that. It's like Tom Brady.

1074
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
It's a two-hand touch, you're not allowed to do

1075
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
any of this or that. It's just like all these rules

1076
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
to set them up for failure.

1077
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
To keep him from failing. And then he sits there

1078
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
and unloads on the press. It's like it's all on

1079
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
the press. The press is the number one

1080
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
problem of this. You know, it's because they don't

1081
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
report anything new or real.

1082
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Right. Unbelievable.

1083
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Yeah, it's quite shocking.

1084
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
And it...

1085
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
It's back to...

1086
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I want to say George Soros.

1087
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
And whoever owns these

1088
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
news organizations.

1089
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
What is it? Blackfoot?

1090
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Black... Black...

1091
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Water? Blackwater?

1092
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Well, it's all these parent companies. Blackrock.

1093
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Blackrock, yeah. Blackrock. All these parent

1094
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
companies that... Vanguard. That...

1095
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
And Berkshire and just these big companies

1096
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
that they own everything. Yeah, they're

1097
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
really running the show, right? They really are.

1098
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Yeah, it goes back

1099
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
to... That's what's driving

1100
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
a lot of this Bud Light stuff. Bud Light's really...

1101
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
I don't think they're going to recover from this.

1102
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
30% now.

1103
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
It's 30% now.

1104
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
It was 25. It jumped to 30%

1105
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
down. They're still selling

1106
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
a shit ton. Yeah, they're the number one

1107
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
seller. Are they still? Oh, I

1108
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
don't know. I don't know if they still are.

1109
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
So they were... After dropping 30%?

1110
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
So they're selling 70% of what they

1111
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
were. Yes.

1112
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Where does it come to where they're like

1113
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
all right, we need to stop this brand

1114
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
and create something new?

1115
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
The other brands are getting... Taking a hit too.

1116
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Mick Ultra.

1117
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Yep. Down 6.8%.

1118
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Stella and

1119
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Corona. The other ones are taking a hit.

1120
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
There's a couple others in there. I know.

1121
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Regular Budweiser. And you know what's really interesting?

1122
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
That shocked me.

1123
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
So the amount that they're down

1124
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
is what the main competitors are up.

1125
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Right? Coors is up. Miller Light is up.

1126
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
And they...

1127
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
They weren't anticipating this

1128
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
overnight demand.

1129
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
When I say overnight, like I'm talking

1130
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
about in like weeks, they

1131
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
were not anticipating this demand and

1132
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
it could be causing a supply

1133
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
chain issue for them because it takes a while

1134
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
to make beer. Right.

1135
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
And so they're scrambling to make as much

1136
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
beer as they can to have this lovely

1137
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
situation. Well, it's a good problem.

1138
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I think... Wonderful problem. I think

1139
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
the beer we're drinking, Ying Ling,

1140
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I think they could really capitalize

1141
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
on this. If they went nation... Because they're not

1142
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
nationwide yet. I think if they went

1143
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
nationwide and really

1144
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
did the... Because they're the oldest

1145
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
brewery in America. Yes.

1146
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
If they capitalized on that,

1147
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
they could grab a lot of market share.

1148
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
And all they have to do is have a commercial that says...

1149
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
They don't even have to dog-bud light.

1150
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I mean, they'll do it indirectly, but they can just say

1151
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
we know who you are,

1152
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
we know who we are, and

1153
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
we're just going to make you enjoy

1154
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
a great beer. Yes. Something simple.

1155
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Very subtle.

1156
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
The oldest American beer in the...

1157
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Whatever. Yep. And we've known our customers

1158
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
from day one. Correct. That's it.

1159
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
That's all you got to say.

1160
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
And they would do very well.

1161
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Did you go to Harvard

1162
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
in marketing? I did. I did.

1163
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
You should be VP of marketing.

1164
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
And you know what I love about this whole situation?

1165
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Is that now they're coining this as

1166
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
when other companies do

1167
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
something stupid, they said they...

1168
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
We need to bud light them.

1169
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Right.

1170
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Like when Target did their thing,

1171
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
they were like... And now Coles.

1172
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Coles is celebrating onesies

1173
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
that have

1174
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
gay pride on them and stuff like that.

1175
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
And so the moms that were upset about it

1176
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
were like, we need to bud light them.

1177
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Right. Now it's a verb.

1178
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
It's great. And there's

1179
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
some people that are complaining, saying you guys

1180
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
are a bunch of cry babies. You know?

1181
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Fuck them. That's what I got to say about it.

1182
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
How many times have they tried

1183
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
to shut down Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby?

1184
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Chick-fil-A is now,

1185
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Chick-fil-A, glad you mentioned it, has

1186
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
jumped on the bandwagon.

1187
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Of wokeness?

1188
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
They are now in the D, E,

1189
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
and I scoring system.

1190
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Well, that doesn't necessarily

1191
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
mean... If they are

1192
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
traded publicly, I think they have to

1193
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
have some sort of score like that.

1194
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Who put that rule in?

1195
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
That doesn't mean that they're woke.

1196
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
From what I understood, the D, E, and I,

1197
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
whoever owns that company, I thought it was

1198
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
someone mentioned, or I saw on something, was George Soros.

1199
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I don't think it's a company.

1200
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
It's diversity, equity, and inclusion.

1201
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
It's a program that...

1202
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Each corporation has a DEI team.

1203
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
That's right. It's just the phrase they

1204
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
coined for, we need to make sure that

1205
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
we are a...

1206
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
There is an entity

1207
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
that comes up with the rules

1208
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
for this,

1209
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
the scoring system.

1210
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
That's the human something.

1211
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
There is one out there.

1212
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
But it's not the DEI score,

1213
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
it's their own score.

1214
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
It's a human rights...

1215
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
It's a HR something.

1216
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
That one's owned by George Soros.

1217
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yes.

1218
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Well, you know what? Again,

1219
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
the whole thing is that you have a...

1220
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Oh no. What is that saying? Chick-fil-A CEO

1221
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Dan Cathy says all

1222
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
whites should get on their knees and

1223
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
shine black people's shoes with a sense of shame,

1224
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
a sense of embarrassment. Is that real?

1225
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah, it is real.

1226
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
It is.

1227
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Share with me by a dear friend

1228
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
who shared with me about a revival

1229
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
that was taking place at a church in Texas.

1230
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
And at that

1231
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
revival in the front seat was an

1232
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
older African-American young...

1233
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Older African-American man

1234
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
that was sitting there.

1235
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
And this young man got up

1236
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
that was there in that

1237
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
service, and he'd been

1238
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
so gripped with conviction about

1239
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
the racism that was in that

1240
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
local community in a small town in

1241
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Texas that he

1242
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
took a shoe brush

1243
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
and he walked over to this

1244
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
elderly gentleman and he knelt on his knees

1245
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
and began to shine his shoes.

1246
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
And tears began to flow

1247
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
in that service.

1248
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It was an attitude

1249
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
of conviction.

1250
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
So I invite folks

1251
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
just to put some words to

1252
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
action here. And if

1253
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
we need to find somebody that needs to have

1254
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
the shoes shined, we need to just go round

1255
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
on over and shine their shoes.

1256
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
And whether they got to be

1257
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
any shoes owned or not,

1258
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
maybe they got to stand their own.

1259
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
It really doesn't matter.

1260
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
But there's a time

1261
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
which we need to have

1262
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
some personal action here.

1263
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Maybe we need to give them a hug, too.

1264
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
And some stocking Chick-fil-A.

1265
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
It's embarrassing.

1266
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
The optics

1267
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
missed the mark.

1268
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
In my opinion.

1269
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
This is going to hurt them.

1270
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000
This happened after the George Floyd thing as well.

1271
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
There was a very highly publicized

1272
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
thing where people were

1273
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
washing the feet of...

1274
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
You remember that?

1275
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
And I think

1276
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
it misses the mark. I know what they're referencing.

1277
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
They're referencing when Jesus washed

1278
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
the feet of his apostles at the Last

1279
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Supper. Because he was trying

1280
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
to tell them, he was trying to teach them, that

1281
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
to be what God wants you to be,

1282
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
you need to serve others.

1283
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
But that is

1284
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
not as culturally

1285
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
back then, culturally

1286
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
different than doing that now.

1287
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
That's weird now.

1288
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
If you want to serve somebody

1289
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
now, that looks different now

1290
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
than what Jesus was doing to show

1291
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
his apostles. Because that

1292
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
was a regular thing. You had servants

1293
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
and servants washed your feet before you went to bed.

1294
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Or whatever.

1295
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Now, it's weird.

1296
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
You know what I mean?

1297
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
I understand what he's saying

1298
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
and I get it, you want to serve

1299
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
others, but they need

1300
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
to make it relevant to how you

1301
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
serve someone. Because we should do

1302
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
that. We should be in servitude

1303
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
to others and try to make everybody

1304
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
better around us.

1305
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
He should have done it to both of them then.

1306
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Oh, absolutely.

1307
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Not just the black guy.

1308
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
They've done that multiple

1309
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
times and I don't agree with it.

1310
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Simply because it

1311
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
doesn't get the reaction

1312
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
that...

1313
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
It gets a bad reaction.

1314
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
That's right. It's the opposite reaction.

1315
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
You're not demonstrating

1316
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
how to honestly serve others.

1317
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
You're demonstrating

1318
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
how to be a good person.

1319
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
It's just... People don't understand

1320
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
and it's weird.

1321
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
So, I don't like it.

1322
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I got to tell you,

1323
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I'm extremely disappointed.

1324
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I mean, what do you do? Do you

1325
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
fire them? Do you release them from their

1326
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
contract?

1327
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
The Dallas Stars goalie?

1328
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
I mean,

1329
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
6-0.

1330
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
6-0.

1331
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
But I will tell you,

1332
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
I was watching when it was 4-0.

1333
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
But I will say,

1334
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
the first three goals I saw, I can't remember what the fourth one was,

1335
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
honestly. But, it was shitty

1336
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
defense, man.

1337
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yes. It was shitty defense.

1338
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
If you're going to put your goalie in that position and not

1339
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
skate hard down the ice

1340
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
and let people in front of you and not guard

1341
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
the guy that's out in front of the crease,

1342
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
I mean, fuck that. That's not on the goalie.

1343
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
That was shitty, non-hustled defense.

1344
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I remember when the Dallas Stars first

1345
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
came to Dallas, Texas.

1346
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
They had, I don't remember all the

1347
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Guy Carbonell, Mike Madono,

1348
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Hatcher Brothers.

1349
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
That's when they won.

1350
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Well, they're,

1351
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I swear, there was

1352
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
a guy in the penalty box

1353
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
and they were shorthanded. They were

1354
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
almost fail. They were

1355
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
almost better, shorthanded.

1356
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
They would,

1357
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
I mean, it was amazing.

1358
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
They would turn up a notch. They would turn up a notch

1359
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
and they would steal and they would score.

1360
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I mean, I'm telling you, probably would break,

1361
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
I think they broke records of

1362
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
scoring shorthanded goals.

1363
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
They've got none of that now.

1364
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
There's no sense of

1365
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
urgency. They just flat out

1366
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
suck. I mean, they were just

1367
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
dropping shit and

1368
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
passes were pathetic.

1369
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
They were mishandling the puck so badly.

1370
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Yeah, every time

1371
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
they one-timed it, they shoot it off in the fucking

1372
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
stands. I wonder what happened because

1373
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I watched the last period, the previous

1374
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
game. I tell you what, they made a

1375
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
fight of it. Yes, they made a fight of it in the

1376
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
series. They were down 3-0. They battled

1377
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
back to make it, to force a sixth game.

1378
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
That's honorable, at least.

1379
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
But man, the effort that they put into

1380
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
game six was not there. I wonder

1381
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
what happened. You know, they might

1382
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
be tired, but at them, they were home.

1383
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Well, the other team's just as tired. I know.

1384
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And they were home. So they should have been

1385
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
feeding off the crowd, but man,

1386
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
same thing happened where

1387
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
the Knights scored like right away.

1388
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Right. And then they took the air out of the

1389
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
stadium, and everybody was like shocked,

1390
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
and then boom, a second one.

1391
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
And then it was 2-0. And then 3-0,

1392
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
you're just like, shit. But I will

1393
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
tell you this, I saw a play I had never

1394
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
seen before.

1395
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
So somebody, the Knights

1396
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
shot it on the goal,

1397
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
and the puck was flipping

1398
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
in the air, right?

1399
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Flipping in the air above the goal, but the

1400
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
trajectory was it was going to drop right

1401
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
into the goal. And the defenseman

1402
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
turns around and whacks it out

1403
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
of midair, whacks it out

1404
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
of midair and like

1405
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
out over the ice.

1406
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
And it was a penalty.

1407
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
So it got a power play when they ultimately scored

1408
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
on the power play. But if you watch that,

1409
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
it was the hand-eye coordination

1410
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
in the moment was

1411
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
astounding. It was incredible.

1412
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I've never seen anything like that before.

1413
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
He just turns around and whacks it out of the air before

1414
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
it went into the goal. It was incredible.

1415
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Anyway. Yeah, I feel bad that

1416
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
it ended that way. My son was not

1417
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
happy. So I asked I asked Randy

1418
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
this question the other night. I was like

1419
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
as far as all the sports, football,

1420
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
hockey,

1421
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
basketball, soccer,

1422
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
I'm not going to count baseball. Which

1423
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
one do you think are the best

1424
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
in shape athletes?

1425
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
We've talked about this before.

1426
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I'm actually going to go

1427
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
with, I'm going to go

1428
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
with soccer. I agree

1429
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
with that. I'm going with soccer

1430
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
because they don't, I mean, they don't

1431
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
sub. Right. And that's what

1432
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
when I was talking to Randy, he's like

1433
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
because I was watching the game, I was like, God, that's

1434
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
up and down, up and down. I'm like, yeah, but they sub

1435
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
like every 90 seconds.

1436
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
The whole 25 seconds. Yeah. So it's

1437
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
very short shifts. Yeah. And I didn't

1438
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
I'm not a big enough hockey person. I didn't know that.

1439
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
So I was like, oh, and I

1440
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
played soccer and I know what it takes. I mean, not

1441
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
at a pro level or anything, but you're running.

1442
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
He's like, on average, you're getting seven

1443
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
eight miles a game. Constant.

1444
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Constant. Yes.

1445
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
I mean, I briefly played

1446
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
coed

1447
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
with some of my coworkers. And

1448
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
it's the only

1449
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
team sport I've ever been in where

1450
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
I'm on the field. You know how you never really

1451
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
want to come off, right? I mean, you want

1452
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
to play, you're so excited. I'm looking to

1453
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
the bench to suck in

1454
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
wind. And I'm in this. I was

1455
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
playing basketball four times a week. I really

1456
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
was in the tip top shape. And they're all

1457
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
looking away. You know, they're

1458
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
all like, I don't want to be in. Absolutely. They're

1459
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
looking away and like acting like they're talking

1460
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
to people. And I'm like, dude, I'm dying here. I need a

1461
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
sob. Nobody wanted to come in.

1462
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Right. And it's because we were all

1463
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
dying. Right. Dying.

1464
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
So absolutely. I would agree.

1465
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Soccer. Because when they make a sub, you can't come back in.

1466
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
You're done for the game. Right.

1467
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
So which is weird to me. OK.

1468
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So we all kind of you dance to agree on soccer

1469
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
as being the most in shape.

1470
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Yeah. But it's number two

1471
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
hockey or basketball.

1472
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I don't think it's football. Football

1473
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
is a different type of shape.

1474
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I think it's hockey.

1475
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Instead of basketball. Yeah.

1476
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
You know, they're running up and down.

1477
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah. But when you're doing half court

1478
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
half court basketball, I mean, which is

1479
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
a lot of it. I mean, a transition basketball

1480
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
happens a lot. Right. When you're running up and down the court.

1481
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
But most of the time teams are slowing

1482
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
it down and they're playing half court basketball, which means

1483
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
maybe field hockey.

1484
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
We didn't throw field hockey.

1485
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking the main.

1486
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Well, I would say

1487
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
soccer, then ice hockey,

1488
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
then basketball, then football.

1489
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Then baseball.

1490
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Because they just stand there.

1491
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
They just kind of stand there. That's why I was like, I'm not going to count baseball.

1492
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
They're athletes. But as far as

1493
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
cardio and shape, I think

1494
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
it's different between some of the other ones

1495
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
that have a lot of running. What's interesting

1496
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
about football is the wide receivers,

1497
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
right? I mean, they're running long routes and they

1498
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
don't even get targeted. Right. And then they got to

1499
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
run all the way back to the line of square major, and then they run

1500
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
a long route and they come back. Right.

1501
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
But they get subbed out quite a bit.

1502
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
And the linemen are basically

1503
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
getting into car wrecks. I think

1504
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I think every play. I think as far

1505
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
as I think. Seriously, they're like five mile

1506
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
an hour car wrecks is what their bodies go through

1507
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
when they smash into each other. Well, I think

1508
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
the top athletes

1509
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
are going to be your offensive line and your running backs.

1510
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah. Because

1511
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
they're involved. Offensive line or defensive

1512
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
line? Well, probably both. The line.

1513
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Well, general, probably the offensive line, because

1514
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
they'll sub a lot of defensive line sometimes.

1515
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Yeah. Offensive line. You don't sub

1516
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
you play the entire game

1517
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
unless you get injured. Right. Right. So

1518
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
the offensive lines out there for the

1519
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
entire game. Unbelievable. And

1520
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
you're having these impacts.

1521
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
They may look. I mean, they're

1522
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
huge dudes. They may not look like

1523
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
they're in shape, but they're out there the entire game

1524
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
trying to shove around 300 pound

1525
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
dudes. And they can run

1526
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
faster than we can in our

1527
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
greatest sprint of our life. Correct.

1528
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
And they're 320 pounds.

1529
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Six five plus.

1530
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
What about

1531
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
triathlon?

1532
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, when you're talking

1533
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
that kind of stuff like Iron Man, where they

1534
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
they bike and they swim and they.

1535
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
So we have the

1536
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
team sports. We have an official

1537
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
what? We have an official list

1538
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
here. The top ten most physically challenging

1539
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
sports. Okay.

1540
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Mountain climbing. Ranked

1541
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
at number eight is

1542
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
soccer.

1543
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Number seven is triathlon. Number six

1544
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
is hockey. Number five

1545
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
is rugby. I'm sorry.

1546
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Number five is American football.

1547
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Number four is rugby.

1548
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Number three is boxing.

1549
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Number two is wrestling.

1550
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
And the number one mixed

1551
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
martial arts. Well, that's physically

1552
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
because you get the shit beat out of you. Yeah.

1553
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Well, top ten most

1554
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
physically challenging sports.

1555
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
I'm thinking I'm thinking cardiovascular

1556
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
in

1557
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
shape athletic stuff.

1558
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
As I said, the baseball guys

1559
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
are pure athletes, too. But

1560
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
can they run

1561
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
like cardio wise? Yeah, they're standing

1562
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
there for the most part. Unless you run to the bases

1563
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
or run after a ball. I mean,

1564
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
you know, I mean, they are chasing balls

1565
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
and they are. I mean, there's a lot of stand

1566
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
them. Yeah, there is. There is.

1567
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
And then you sit for

1568
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
15 minutes.

1569
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:50,000
And then you sit for the rest of the

1570
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
day. You sit.

1571
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Then you go to the bench. Yeah, no cardiovascular

1572
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
is not dancing, not challenging

1573
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
at all. Yeah, I'm thinking

1574
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
exhausting or

1575
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
cardio swimming is another one.

1576
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
So yeah,

1577
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
actually, water polo was the

1578
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
15,000 meter

1579
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
is there a 15,000 meter swim

1580
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,600
And then if someone gets like three laps ahead,

1581
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,080
you're just like, oh, I'm not gonna launch it now.

1582
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:14,920
Right?

1583
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,800
Yeah, I don't get it.

1584
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,600
I was like, why do they have to do a 15,000 meter swim?

1585
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,820
I played water polo in college.

1586
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,660
I would play that today.

1587
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:27,220
If I could find some league,

1588
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,800
I never was in such good shape when I played water polo.

1589
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,680
You tread the whole time.

1590
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,320
You can't touch the bottom, right?

1591
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,160
Yeah, we played.

1592
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,280
Do you think we're a little bit more buoyant now?

1593
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,120
No.

1594
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:36,940
Oh, so you don't have to tread at all?

1595
00:53:36,940 --> 00:53:37,780
You just kind of float?

1596
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:38,960
Oh yeah, just weable.

1597
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,920
I mean, you're out there.

1598
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,760
We were in the, we were in the.

1599
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,600
What are weable wobbles?

1600
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,800
It was a 20 foot deep end in the college pool.

1601
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:51,800
And the first few classes or whatever it was,

1602
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,840
you're out there treading water for an hour.

1603
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,760
A lot.

1604
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,040
And then he starts making these little games.

1605
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,320
And then by the, by a couple of weeks, you're out there,

1606
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,520
you're swimming, tread water.

1607
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:03,840
There's no touch the sides.

1608
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,680
I know.

1609
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,500
There's nothing.

1610
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,340
And you're in great shape.

1611
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:07,180
Yeah, and I came home that,

1612
00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:08,560
I came home for Christmas that year.

1613
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,720
My dad's like, wow, you lost a lot of weight.

1614
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,560
I was thin.

1615
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,400
I was gay.

1616
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,220
And you're like, I played water polo.

1617
00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:15,440
I was like, yeah, it was water polo, dude.

1618
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,360
In Chamorros, I'm a champion.

1619
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,360
He still calls that out today.

1620
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,360
He goes, you never looked so good

1621
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,040
as when you were playing that water polo.

1622
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,880
Oh, there you go.

1623
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,920
You do need to find a league.

1624
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,760
And I tried.

1625
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,120
Either that or pickleball.

1626
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,320
Yeah, pickleball.

1627
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,160
Pickleball.

1628
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,520
That's apparently fun as hell.

1629
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,440
I played it when I was a kid.

1630
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,560
I loved it.

1631
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,680
You guys ever played pickleball?

1632
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,600
No.

1633
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,080
It's great.

1634
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,960
I played something similar.

1635
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,840
I think you should get something in your driveway.

1636
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,680
There we go.

1637
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,040
Because you need a slightly bigger court.

1638
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,960
Let's do four square.

1639
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:45,800
Opscotch.

1640
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,800
Remember four square?

1641
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,800
With the little, those springy balls?

1642
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,920
Springy balls?

1643
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,360
Yeah, the ones that made that noise.

1644
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,080
It's like they were hard and.

1645
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:55,920
Boing, boing.

1646
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,760
Boing, yeah.

1647
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,560
Those are the kick balls, like the red kick balls.

1648
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,380
Yes, yes.

1649
00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,220
Oh, yeah.

1650
00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,520
And that's what you played four square with.

1651
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,840
I love the sound when it bounces off someone's head.

1652
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:05,680
It's just like.

1653
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,520
Boing, boing.

1654
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,560
Well, that's not very nice.

1655
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,720
You were the bully.

1656
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,800
I was the one that got hit in the head.

1657
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,200
Were you one of the bullies at school?

1658
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,800
No, I was not.

1659
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,800
Are you sure?

1660
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,360
I am absolutely positive.

1661
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,200
Were you bullied?

1662
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,520
I was once or twice,

1663
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,280
but I fell into a trend of being able

1664
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,600
to defend myself pretty well.

1665
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,520
Ah, so you fought back.

1666
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,680
Yeah, I'll tell you what, one of the,

1667
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:30,520
there's the ball right there.

1668
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,360
There it is.

1669
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,200
Look at that interesting pattern.

1670
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,200
That's a dodge ball.

1671
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,040
Give me this.

1672
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,880
I don't know if that was it.

1673
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,280
I don't believe that's the sound.

1674
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,040
That's not the noise I ever heard.

1675
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,360
Yeah, that'd be cool.

1676
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,200
The hell.

1677
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,760
If you threw a dodge ball and it made that sound every time.

1678
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,800
The ball going through like a Shannon here.

1679
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,640
The ball hitting the wall in our loop.

1680
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,480
Do that one.

1681
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,200
Why would you need an hour of this?

1682
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,360
No, let's keep it on.

1683
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,840
Turn it up and we'll do the podcast

1684
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,240
while that's going on in the background.

1685
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,320
Maybe it'll take us back to our childhood days.

1686
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:02,040
So I remember, I believe I was like first grade,

1687
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:06,140
maybe kindergarten, and I remember it was like

1688
00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:07,760
the playground, we went outside,

1689
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,320
and I was going out there and I saw some kids

1690
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,400
have these red circles on their face.

1691
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,800
And I was like, what the fuck is that all about?

1692
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,640
What are those kids?

1693
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,400
Yeah, and then all of a sudden,

1694
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,120
I see these two bullies that,

1695
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,880
they kind of remind me of the kids on the Christmas story.

1696
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,320
You know, the skinny kids.

1697
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,400
Oh yeah, right.

1698
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,240
And they have their mom's blush,

1699
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,680
which is like a super large lipstick looking thing.

1700
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,600
Right.

1701
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,000
And you had one kid that would grab them from behind

1702
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,840
and put them like in a half Nelson, full Nelson.

1703
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,040
They'd hold their arms back,

1704
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,080
and the other kid would dot their cheeks.

1705
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,760
Put the rouge on or the blush.

1706
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,480
Well, they got a hold of me,

1707
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,720
and they did not put it on me.

1708
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,880
I mean, I didn't beat them up,

1709
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:54,360
I didn't do anything. Did you kick some nuts?

1710
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,520
I didn't do anything physical to them.

1711
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,520
I didn't hurt them or anything.

1712
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,080
Did you kick some nuts?

1713
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,080
They weren't able to physically hold me.

1714
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,240
And they tried to, I got close to them,

1715
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,360
I ended up smacking the thing out of their hand.

1716
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,000
And I didn't fight back at all.

1717
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,320
You were the anti-bullinator.

1718
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,560
I just prevented them from doing it.

1719
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,680
And that was really it.

1720
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,400
And I'll tell you what, that was the day I hit my sister

1721
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,520
in the face with my lunchbox.

1722
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,880
Why'd you do that?

1723
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,680
I was distraught.

1724
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,940
You were in a fury.

1725
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,760
Well, you know, we're about to board the bus,

1726
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:26,600
and we're heading back,

1727
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,200
and she says something snarky to me.

1728
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,800
So I turn around and smack her with my lunchbox.

1729
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,240
I can't do that, those are metal.

1730
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,200
Was it a metal one, like Scooby Doo?

1731
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,520
These were made out of steel,

1732
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,360
the same thing they made Chevrolet's out of.

1733
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,560
You have the Star Wars one, man.

1734
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,960
Sharp edges.

1735
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,800
Jabber jaw.

1736
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,080
No, jabber jaw.

1737
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,120
Actually, it was Scooby Doo, to be specific.

1738
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,000
I had the Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

1739
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:46,960
I still have it.

1740
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,480
It's in Colorado.

1741
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,440
Does it have the thermos container inside?

1742
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,280
No, I don't think I had the thermos.

1743
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,880
I think I had the monkeys.

1744
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:53,720
Oh, the monkeys were good.

1745
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,640
The monkeys? Yes.

1746
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,040
So when you open up the lunchbox,

1747
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,840
there's a little thermos,

1748
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,720
but there's also like a little spring arm

1749
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,520
that comes down and holds the thermos in place.

1750
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,360
Oh, nice.

1751
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,600
So it doesn't squish your lunch.

1752
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:08,440
It must have been one of those reds.

1753
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,640
Sandwich.

1754
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,080
Oh, what do you mean?

1755
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,400
Oh, I didn't have a spring in my lunchbox.

1756
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,800
Oh, well it's just a little clamp

1757
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,200
that holds down the thermos.

1758
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,400
I didn't have that.

1759
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,680
You might have been like, you know, understating it.

1760
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,240
Oh, it's no big deal, it's just a spring.

1761
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,080
Oh, most of the time.

1762
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:24,920
I love that noise.

1763
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,160
I had like a brown sack.

1764
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,680
Look at that.

1765
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,560
But you can't say brown sack lunch anymore

1766
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
because that's racist.

1767
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,400
You're correct.

1768
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,840
Brown bag.

1769
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,760
I don't think mine had a yellow band around it.

1770
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,200
I guess brown sack lunch is racist.

1771
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,640
Brown bag is.

1772
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,480
It's so dumb.

1773
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,240
It's so dumb that that, ugh.

1774
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,360
Six million dollar man.

1775
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,560
I see if you can open up one of these lunch boxes.

1776
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,440
Do they show the inside, type it inside.

1777
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Which one do you have?

1778
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,360
You had the monkeys right there on the left?

1779
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,200
That was very similar.

1780
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,520
It wasn't yellow like that.

1781
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,200
Yeah.

1782
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,320
So the bouncing ball, it's all right,

1783
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,600
but I wish it had a little bit of variety.

1784
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,640
Or spring.

1785
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,680
Well, you know, cause it.

1786
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,960
Is it really an hour of the bouncing ball?

1787
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,800
Yes.

1788
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,520
Dukes of hazards.

1789
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,760
You could stop it at any time.

1790
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,880
It's been going off for three minutes.

1791
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,080
Yeah, why don't you like forward it

1792
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,560
like to the middle or something.

1793
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,960
I think it's gonna be the same the whole time.

1794
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:14,800
Oh, hold on.

1795
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,760
There's a little area where there's changed.

1796
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,120
Most replayed.

1797
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,600
Why wouldn't they bounce it faster or slower or something?

1798
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,040
Yeah, it has some variety.

1799
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,560
It's probably a loop.

1800
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,120
They probably did it once.

1801
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:28,960
And you know what's funny?

1802
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,080
It says dodge ball sound effect,

1803
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,600
one hour version with an exclamation point.

1804
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,120
Okay, what's even worse is,

1805
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,480
while I scroll down just a hair,

1806
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,440
we're at 125,000 views.

1807
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:43,440
And we're one of the idiots.

1808
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,920
And look at the 2.3 thousand likes.

1809
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,080
Well, they don't show the dislikes anymore.

1810
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:50,920
Oh, they don't.

1811
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,480
Well, they still have the icon up there.

1812
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,640
So you can click it, but they won't show you how much.

1813
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,800
I guess I've listened to nearly a whole hour now.

1814
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,720
At first I was beginning to have more questions

1815
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,320
about why and how this sound came to be

1816
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,600
and more questions about following.

1817
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,680
Well, I'm here listening and partaking in this experience.

1818
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,320
But then something clicked and I realized

1819
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,640
that dodge ball sound effect wasn't the question,

1820
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,640
it was the answer.

1821
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,920
I can see the much clearer now.

1822
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,520
My eyes and ears have been opened

1823
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,920
by the grace and mercy of the red rubber ball.

1824
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,680
Then the next one down.

1825
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,760
A minute, 27 and 42 seconds is my favorite part.

1826
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:31,760
You gotta love some humor that the world has out there, man.

1827
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,160
All right, we could probably pass

1828
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,640
on the rest of the bouncing ball thing,

1829
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,360
although that was funny.

1830
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,000
I remember, did you guys,

1831
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,960
because we had gym class in high school.

1832
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,160
Freshman and sophomore year,

1833
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,520
I had to partake in phys ed gym class.

1834
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,360
We all had to.

1835
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,200
I enjoyed it.

1836
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,920
You had to wear the little shorts.

1837
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,000
Oh yeah, the uniform.

1838
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,040
Did you say it was a nightmare

1839
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,320
because you had to wear shorts?

1840
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,440
Well, I mean, you had to wear these little outfits.

1841
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,640
Your nuts were hanging out.

1842
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,280
What kind of little outfit are you talking about?

1843
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,480
Well, you know, the one with the.

1844
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,440
Oh, that's because you were three years older

1845
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,480
than the rest of the group

1846
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,600
and they didn't have shorts that fit you.

1847
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,720
Well, that too, but we had the tuck pants.

1848
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,520
Oh yeah, those didn't exist back then.

1849
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:13,360
Oh, they didn't?

1850
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,200
No.

1851
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,520
But I remember one of the.

1852
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,520
Oh, your balls were all squashed to the side,

1853
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,360
they're left to the right.

1854
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,200
Yes.

1855
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,920
You got a fanny pack in your pocket?

1856
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,680
What's going on over there?

1857
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,240
But I remember one of the sports that we would do

1858
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,480
would be dodgeball.

1859
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,840
Oh yeah, so fun.

1860
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,880
It was always interesting because I could throw hard.

1861
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,720
You would hurt people?

1862
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,840
You'd make the girls cry?

1863
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,800
Well, the baseball players, that was boys against boys.

1864
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,640
I see.

1865
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,680
What are you saying, Jeff's throwing at girls?

1866
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,520
Of course he is.

1867
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,360
Well, you can these days.

1868
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,480
Stupid picture, get it?

1869
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,720
Turned me down for that junior high dance.

1870
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,480
But I remember the baseball players,

1871
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,560
especially the pitchers would be like,

1872
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,720
I'm gonna nail everyone.

1873
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,600
And they would, they'd try to throw it at me

1874
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,680
and they'd miss and I'd pick it up

1875
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,200
and I'd throw it just as hard back of them.

1876
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,600
They were like.

1877
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,880
Oh, you earned some credit.

1878
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,640
Yeah, so that was kind of, I was a freshman

1879
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,720
and the sophomores were the big guys.

1880
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,080
So they like picked you to be on their team.

1881
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:09,920
That's like the ultimate, they're like,

1882
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,080
yeah, we want Jeff.

1883
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,040
Right, no, it was just fun because.

1884
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,040
We don't like him, but he throws really hard.

1885
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,360
Yeah, but he's amazing at dodgeball.

1886
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,920
Yeah, I can throw as hard as, I can't do it now

1887
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,440
because I threw my shoulder out.

1888
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,560
But back then I could throw pretty hard.

1889
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,120
Yeah, I was a kid that never got picked.

1890
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,400
I don't even remember.

1891
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,800
I remember playing it, but it was pretty uneventful.

1892
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,840
I'll tell you what I enjoyed was the,

1893
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,920
and I think we've, I know we've mentioned this before,

1894
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,360
was the American Fitness.

1895
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,200
The Presidents.

1896
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,800
The Presidential Fitness.

1897
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,840
Yeah, wasn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger?

1898
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,680
No, it was not.

1899
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,520
No, it was prior to that.

1900
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,360
Yeah, it was.

1901
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,200
It was Pridle Todd.

1902
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,760
I thought he was Ronald Reagan's fitness.

1903
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,600
No.

1904
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,360
It was before Ronald Reagan.

1905
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,680
This was before, what was Ronald Reagan when I was,

1906
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,920
I guess it could have been before that,

1907
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,440
but I remember the Ronald Reagan one.

1908
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,360
This was in the 70s because I lived in Germany.

1909
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,600
Yeah, I was in grade school.

1910
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,440
Yeah.

1911
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,800
Okay, but Arnold Schwarzenegger was

1912
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,360
the Presidential Fitness guy.

1913
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,720
Maybe in the 2000s or the late 90s.

1914
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,560
Maybe, I don't know.

1915
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,400
Maybe it got the year wrong.

1916
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,040
So it's American Presidential Fitness Test,

1917
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,360
and I remember they had the men's and the women's,

1918
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,800
or the girls and the boys, or whatever it is now.

1919
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,400
And we've mentioned this before,

1920
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,560
and I don't hate talking about this.

1921
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,040
In fact, I told a statement.

1922
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,880
We talked about this before, but here I am talking about it.

1923
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,200
The women, or the girl, the females, I should say,

1924
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,360
they don't do pull-ups.

1925
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,960
They just hold their head above the bar.

1926
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,040
So there's a credential.

1927
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:35,880
You gotta hold above.

1928
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,840
The guys would do actual pull-ups.

1929
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,720
And I don't give a fuck,

1930
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,200
because yes, the women don't have the stature

1931
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,360
to do pull-ups, typically.

1932
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,200
Some do, some are really strong.

1933
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,280
I don't wanna generalize,

1934
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,000
but that was the consensus back then.

1935
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,320
But from what I remember, which was the funnest,

1936
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,880
was the shuffle run, where you got these little erasers,

1937
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,960
those little chalkboard erasers.

1938
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:56,800
Okay.

1939
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,040
So the shuffle run is basically where they have

1940
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,840
a eraser set up on the ground.

1941
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,360
I think it was maybe two or four, I forget exactly.

1942
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,800
And you would take an eraser,

1943
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,640
run it over to the other side of the gym,

1944
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,280
set it down, sprint back, grab the other one,

1945
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,840
and then sprint back over there,

1946
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,600
and put the two over there.

1947
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,680
And it's called the shuffle run.

1948
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,520
I think it was called the shuffle run.

1949
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,360
Cool.

1950
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,200
And you had a timer,

1951
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,600
and you have to get it within a certain amount of time.

1952
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,480
And then you climbed the rope.

1953
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,960
Yeah, I remember climbing the rope.

1954
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,480
And, oh, with the knots in it.

1955
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,280
It was push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, climbing the rope.

1956
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,160
Do they still have the presidential fitness thing?

1957
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,000
I doubt it.

1958
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:32,840
I doubt it, too.

1959
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:33,660
I don't know.

1960
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:36,320
Because the kid that couldn't do it was shamed,

1961
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,080
and so they canceled the whole thing.

1962
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,760
Well, I remember in grade school.

1963
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,880
See, there's a good picture of the third one over.

1964
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,240
The PE, you know, I'm not really,

1965
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,320
in fact, they even have the little squares over there

1966
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,140
that look like a...

1967
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:51,640
Do you have to get in that stance?

1968
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:52,760
Yeah, I was totally bending over,

1969
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,600
stretching my glutes out like that.

1970
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,360
I can see you looking awkward like that.

1971
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,480
Yeah, I remember doing the, see, right there.

1972
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,400
If I scroll up to the center, up one more.

1973
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,240
Right there.

1974
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,080
See those cones?

1975
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:05,920
We had erasers.

1976
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,880
I guess they have like cones there.

1977
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,720
You know, but anyways.

1978
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:10,800
That looks like fun.

1979
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,960
Yeah, it was kind of fun.

1980
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,880
And you'd try to sit there and try to get your fastest.

1981
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,200
And there was the rope climb,

1982
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,400
and then there was the sit ups.

1983
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:19,440
That was your way to impress the girls, too.

1984
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,640
I wasn't really into impressing girls and stuff.

1985
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,480
I didn't think like that.

1986
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:23,300
You weren't into girls?

1987
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,140
No, I didn't say that.

1988
01:05:24,140 --> 01:05:24,980
Like at all?

1989
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:26,680
I said, I was, well, you know,

1990
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,120
during that time, you know,

1991
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,560
most people aren't really sexualized.

1992
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,560
Nowadays, the kids are really exposed

1993
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,400
to a lot of sexual stuff.

1994
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,640
Hold on, I'm not talking about sexualizing.

1995
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,760
I mean, but from a very early age,

1996
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,600
you wanted to impress the girls.

1997
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,000
I mean, it was a thing.

1998
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:43,840
I don't know.

1999
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,100
I mean, it had nothing to do with sexual anything.

2000
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:46,680
It was like, I'm big and strong,

2001
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,620
and look how fast I am.

2002
01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:48,880
Don't you think I'm awesome?

2003
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,480
I didn't have that chromosome.

2004
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,940
That was a natural little boy thing to do

2005
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,120
to impress the girls.

2006
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,880
I think at some point I was up on grade school.

2007
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,040
Yeah, that was for me.

2008
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,200
Maybe in high school.

2009
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,280
You were a teenager in grade school though, right?

2010
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,800
Well, that's a good point.

2011
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,640
That's a good point.

2012
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,440
And that always seems to be awkward

2013
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,880
when we bring that up.

2014
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,000
Oh, pubie everything?

2015
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,840
So pubie.

2016
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,040
You get a full chest of hair.

2017
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:16,080
And when you play dodgeball, everybody was like, no, no.

2018
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,720
I was like, let's do this.

2019
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,600
I'm gonna nail you.

2020
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,440
That's right.

2021
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,120
Now after this, we're gonna drive in my truck.

2022
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,840
You're right, beer.

2023
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,960
Let's go smoke a cigarette.

2024
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,000
Geez.

2025
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,840
Wow.

2026
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,240
Yeah, phys ed.

2027
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,120
I was thankful that when I was done with it,

2028
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,120
I was done with it though.

2029
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:35,960
Sure.

2030
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:36,920
I was done after my sophomore year.

2031
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,200
I was just like, yeah, I don't wanna do this anymore.

2032
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,040
I kind of enjoyed it.

2033
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,480
I enjoyed the running and I'll tell you,

2034
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,560
farting during sit-ups.

2035
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,760
Oh, fantastic.

2036
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,040
I could totally see you loving that.

2037
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:48,880
That's just so long.

2038
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,720
Well, it wasn't my loving.

2039
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,560
But you had a partner.

2040
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,400
Actually, it totally was.

2041
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,240
Yeah, someone's face was down there.

2042
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,080
Yeah, you had a partner.

2043
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,280
You did that after them.

2044
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,120
Blew them up.

2045
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,160
Oh, it's just like the video you said, Sean,

2046
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,040
of the Kweef world record.

2047
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,240
Okay, I didn't finish that.

2048
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:01,880
That was the Howard Stern.

2049
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,720
Well, there's a guy down there

2050
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,920
holding a microphone in her crotch.

2051
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:07,760
His face was down there.

2052
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,360
I turned it off immediately.

2053
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,320
I didn't even watch it.

2054
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,520
It was ridiculous.

2055
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,920
Yeah, and you watched it.

2056
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,120
Well, I mean, the Howard Stern.

2057
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:14,960
But of course you did.

2058
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:15,920
It was all 30 seconds.

2059
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,440
Well, back, yeah, it was like tough.

2060
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,280
It was really a beat down.

2061
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:19,120
There was really nothing.

2062
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,280
All she was doing was Kweefing.

2063
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,400
She would like suck in air

2064
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,600
and she had a really strong vaginal muscle

2065
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,520
that was able to take in and push out air.

2066
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:27,360
It was rather vacu.

2067
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,320
They're called those Kegels.

2068
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,280
I don't know what she was doing,

2069
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,320
but she was able to do it.

2070
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,400
The muscles, the...

2071
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,720
There are other people.

2072
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,960
You can do that with your anus,

2073
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,240
or some people can do that with their anus.

2074
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,080
What?

2075
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,440
You're able to, some people are able to take

2076
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,280
and reverse and make a song out of it.

2077
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,320
They could suck in air through their butthole

2078
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,560
and then force it right back out.

2079
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,920
Like, and like do like a song,

2080
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,360
like the national anthem.

2081
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,200
I'm not really sure.

2082
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:55,360
Hey, so they could fart on demand.

2083
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,960
Yeah, essentially, you know,

2084
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,560
and long, fabulous ones.

2085
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,520
I definitely know you can light them on fire.

2086
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,720
I, there was a dude.

2087
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:04,560
You've done that?

2088
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:05,960
No, there was a guy in my dorm.

2089
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,080
I was like, really?

2090
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,080
He was like, yeah, you can do that.

2091
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,400
I was like, no, you can't.

2092
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,240
I've done it once.

2093
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,840
You gotta get it pretty close to the butthole though.

2094
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,200
It did work out very well.

2095
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,840
He did, and it was a flame, and I was amazed.

2096
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,920
And then didn't you send the video with the guy?

2097
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,080
He lit his fart and the cat was jumping by.

2098
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:23,920
Oh, yeah.

2099
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,960
And the cat was on fire.

2100
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,160
Did you see that?

2101
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,400
The cat lit on fire.

2102
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,320
Yeah.

2103
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,640
I don't know if that was doctored.

2104
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,120
I remember I had, I had tighty-whities on,

2105
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:36,440
and it could have gotten disastrous.

2106
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:40,600
Well, it didn't necessarily, because I was on my back,

2107
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,280
sitting in the sitting position,

2108
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,880
and my legs spread with the lighter.

2109
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,720
What you needed to do is make a visual for our listeners.

2110
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,120
Then after, you know, legs are propped up,

2111
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,680
I'm sitting on my butt, I'm leaning back,

2112
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,760
I've got the lighter on, and then I light it,

2113
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,880
and then when I fart, the gas was,

2114
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,440
it didn't expel, like shoot like a flame,

2115
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:00,280
like a flamethrower.

2116
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,120
It was trapped.

2117
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,520
Well, what'd Tara say when she saw you do this?

2118
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:05,760
Oh, this wasn't, this wasn't,

2119
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,720
this was like when I was like 14.

2120
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,440
She said, not on our bed.

2121
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:13,200
No, but my point is, is that the gas didn't go far at all.

2122
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,000
Why are you on our kitchen island doing this?

2123
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,240
When I lit it, it went all the way up my belly, you know,

2124
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,760
cause that's where the gas was all at.

2125
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,560
And I remember, I was like, oh my God,

2126
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,240
can you imagine if it was a long fart?

2127
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,280
Well, that's how people spontaneously combust.

2128
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,120
By farts.

2129
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:26,960
They're idiots, that's probably.

2130
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,080
Like they're farts.

2131
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:28,920
Yes.

2132
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,920
Just scratch the surface, and all of a sudden,

2133
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,760
shh, little implosion.

2134
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,600
By death.

2135
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,440
I wonder, I wonder if you have to eat,

2136
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:35,720
eat particular foods.

2137
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,320
Well, my dad said that, he told me about it,

2138
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,320
he called them lightums.

2139
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,160
Your dad.

2140
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,360
My dad, he never did, he goes, but when he was at the Navy,

2141
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,600
he's like, there were guys who were doing it.

2142
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,840
He goes, so, he told me about this when I was a kid,

2143
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,320
he's like, yeah, you could do this,

2144
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,640
cause I was at the Navy.

2145
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,880
I was skeptical until I watched it with my own eyes.

2146
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,880
Well, it's a good healthy source of alternative fuel.

2147
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,560
And he did it, he did it multiple times,

2148
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,600
and one time, yes, it caught his underwear on fire,

2149
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,400
and he had to pat it out.

2150
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,120
Now, there's too much sensitive stuff down there.

2151
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,440
Yeah, forget that.

2152
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,040
Bullet, Burbin, 10 years, enjoyed the hell of it.

2153
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,880
I'm about to finish mine up.

2154
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,320
I wanna say thank you, Mr. Producer Austin,

2155
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,240
dudes like us, I'm Sean.

2156
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,840
I'm Jeff.

2157
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:23,680
I'm Paul.

2158
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,360
We'll see you guys in a little bit,

2159
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:44,360
when I'm snacking.