Tell you what the first half bourbon was nice and pleasant, soft.
It wasn't like a...
Yeah, thank you.
I'll take one.
Yes, I'd like another beer as well, please.
What was the bottle of Bond?
It was a hundred proof.
Yeah.
Say what?
I think it makes a big difference when you don't get blown out on the first half.
I think so.
Yeah, we did get with 120 plus.
We wanted to be kind to Paul.
Dude, I think you had half a beer in there.
Now it's all over my wall.
Did you see that?
It's like it had a couple of drops in there that just flatulated across.
I picked it up.
It was more than a couple of drops.
I took a huge swig, you jack-whacker.
How about me not drinking and bringing beer for you guys?
How about us at the event this past weekend in the gala for the wives who went out there
for the official women's league?
Or Masquerade Ball.
It was a masquerade party.
And that was Open Bar.
Open Bar for Jeff and I.
Well, technically it wasn't Open Bar.
We bought the VIP passes.
We paid extra for that.
Shelly got her money's worth.
She was having fun.
I think we all did.
Because they were 15 bucks a drink.
And we had a lot.
I had not a drop.
How about that?
Yeah, kudos to you, man.
Crazy.
I think you were Jones.
I saw you at the bar.
I went once.
I was on the floor convulsing.
I'm going to go to the bar and act like I'm going to drink, but I'm going to bring it
over to Sean.
And the whole way he was, anybody else want to drink?
He actually spills some of his fingers and licks his fingers real quick.
Okay.
I didn't lick my fingers.
But I as somebody else's.
But I was looking at the bartender's fingers.
As I carried the Buffalo Trace over to you, I was like sniffing it going, oh yeah.
You dipped your tongue in it real quick like a lizard.
Not a drop.
You know, it's crazy, man.
When you brought those, I brought over two Buffalo Trace because I was asking table if
they wanted to drink.
And I picked up a Heineken from myself and a Buffalo Trace for myself.
You're triple fisting.
And I brought over Buffalo Trace for this dame that wanted one or her husband wanted
one.
And she sees the two Buffalo Traces and so she grabs mine.
And I was like, party foul.
She didn't even ask?
She didn't even ask.
I was like, that was mine.
She was like, ah, you can just get another one.
Is she hot?
I'm thinking, no.
And I was thinking, you know, had I paid 15 bucks for that, I think I would have bitched
that shoe out the front door.
But did she know that it was the all pass?
Like the purple VIP?
Oh, I don't know.
Did she have an all pass?
No.
So she got a free drink.
Actually, I don't know.
I didn't pay attention to any of that shit.
Interesting.
I will tell you that.
So she stole your drink.
Stole your drink.
We went to the women that belong to the Frisco Women's League here in Frisco, Texas.
And they have a fundraiser.
And part of the fundraiser was a casino.
They had a silent auction.
It was nicely set up online.
And you go in there.
That was nice to be able to bid online.
Of course, I didn't bid on anything.
But then you get notifications when you got outbid.
Oh, yeah.
Very cool.
And you did bid?
Oh, yeah.
My wife did.
You bid on the TX whiskey package.
We did that.
And my wife did a health thing or yoga or something like that.
So she won.
So she did win.
She got an outstanding price on it.
Three hundred bucks.
Wow.
Twelve hundred dollar year membership.
Holy shit.
That's great.
Yeah.
She was very pleased.
She was going to buy it anyway.
So she's like, I'm going to wait and see if I can't win it.
Yeah, there you go.
And she won it.
So they had the casino.
So to start off with, I think you were given two thousand.
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
Two thousand a piece.
Two thousand because I had four thousand.
I had my wife.
I had four grand below.
Yeah, me three.
So I don't know.
Jeff, you played, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got up to I got up about six grand, I think.
Nothing there where you were, but I got to about six grand.
And yeah, you're playing roulette.
He would like casually look and casually win and then casually look and casually win.
Yeah.
I was like, what the fuck's going on?
So how much?
I was winning every time.
I was like, what's the max you can win?
Thirty six to one.
If you put it on a number.
No, how much could you bet down?
Five hundred was the maximum.
Was the max.
So five hundred times thirty six to one.
So thirty six to one.
That's eighteen thousand dollars on one hand.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
On one spin.
Yeah.
On the roulette table.
Yeah.
But your best odds are with roulette, but it's also hardest to.
No.
Who lets the worst craps?
No, I have the payout, I should say.
Oh, OK.
Odds.
Now, when it comes to win ability or odds, Blackjack is number one.
The best craps was no Blackjack's number one craps to what?
Number three war casino guy said he told me that they have that Vegas.
That's crazy.
Because I was he was counting up the tickets and it was like I had like twenty ridiculous
twenty six thousand dollars.
I want.
Yeah.
I was asking him that you didn't win the thing at the end.
But I asked him, I was like, is this a lot?
And he was just like, oh, yeah, you beat everybody at Blackjack.
I guarantee it.
He says, but the craps table always wins.
Hmm.
Interesting.
That's what he said.
So he thinks the odds are better on craps.
Interesting.
No.
I don't know.
I was up when I was playing craps.
I didn't play Blackjack.
I don't play.
You know, it's funny because I kept I was winning.
Actually, I won.
I had way more than twenty six thousand.
Yeah.
And then seven thousand of it went to me and I just blew it.
Yeah.
So I was giving Paul Paul was over there and he was just like staring at shit.
He was he looked like a little kid.
You know, he wasn't drinking like my toy broke.
I was like, oh, you wouldn't do that.
But I could tell in my mind, that's what he looked like.
So no, trust me.
Had I blown everything, I would have walked over to you, grabbed one of your chips, got
back to the table.
So so you hit me white while I was like just about out.
I was.
There was a woman that commandeered my my Buffalo Trace.
I said, hey, see that guy over there with the hearing aids?
You know, the one that's a big deaf and has the hearing aid.
Does that?
Yeah.
She's like, oh, she kind of looked uncomfortable for a moment.
Very uncomfortable.
Give him this.
I gave you.
Well, it doesn't matter what I gave it.
It was a thousand dollars.
It was it was like he goes, excuse me, your friend.
I was like, oh, I.
Well, you know, yeah, I hope you did.
I didn't.
Of course not, because I don't sound like that.
You idiot.
I'm not.
You.
You idiot.
I like that now.
Well, making fun of myself.
No, so the it was fun, I guess, 26,000.
Yeah, I was a little disappointed.
No, you were more than a little disappointed.
I went over the first time I was anticipating someone from craps winning, you know, and so
I was like, Fuck, so I walked over there and there were two people taking the tickets
and they were like six thousand, five thousand, eight thousand, twelve thousand, thirteen
13,000 and they like 13,000 to the mosque and I was like in line waiting check out you're like, oh my god
I got this I got this and she was like 26,000
Oh, he's the most so far and I was like the most by how much she's like
Oh, well, the next one was I was 13,000. So I was like
And so you like waited around forever
And we were waiting around with you and we thought there was some sort of raffle or something
They were gonna be announcing and then everybody was packing up and leaving and I was like
Uh, is there gonna be a raffle or something? That was bullshit. That's the whole
Lady wanted you said well because I went out there and huh?
I still remember they said Meredith won it I was like I don't give a shit who Meredith is
How many tickets cuz my friends gonna have an aneurysm?
Well, I was bitter because you know what they did a poor job at the end
The whole night was fun, but the closure was was poor. Yeah, they wrap it up very nicely
Yeah, just like you know what?
It's cuz you know, I finally did something fun and I was something I did something good you could have been a winner
How once I quit for once for once you've never won anything in your life. I've never won. What was the prize?
Oh, I don't think I don't even know a bottle of bourbon. It was a bottle scotch. Oh, I thought it was
Orangey. Yeah, I think that's exactly what it was. Oh interesting. Yeah, it was a scotch much who cares scotch socks
It doesn't matter. I wanted to win
I wanted to be a winner for once
And you're and then all these voices in your head you'll never be a winner
You'll never be a winner Sean. You'll always be a loser and you're like
She's a whore. Oh
Dirty slut you went dark. What you were called a dirty slut growing up
You're caught a whole lot. Let's talk about the Meredith who won
I'm sure she's married or sorry. He doesn't mean that not at all poor Mary
No, but it was it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun
I didn't know what to expect when I got there because it's masquerade ball and I was like
I'm not wearing a mask for one thing. Yeah, but there were several folks wearing them and some had some pretty elaborate
someone had some fairly elaborate mass like someone like
Groot well, yeah, that was one of those they had a mass contest
I think your wife was the judge the judge of it or one of the judges. Yeah, one of the judges
My wife had a painted on mask. Yeah, I saw that that was interesting. She was she bedazzled her face with little jewels
I did see that it was fun. It was that was the first time I've ever gone to a
Masquerade ball. Yeah, and it was it was fun and it was fun that my wife could drink and let loose and
I was you know, the one not drinking and could drive home because it's always been the opposite for a decade
I think she was ready to go out and party. She's like we go to the rebel. Did you really? Yes. Oh, thank God
I was just like whoever yeah, no, thankfully hopefully
To go though. No, we would not have gone to the rebel
That was not ended. Well, no, it never does
Paul had that homosexual experience last time I got hit on that was just roughed
Now this guy sitting next to him. He's like, hey, you want to show up?
Oh, like okay, and so he does a shot with the guy and then I had to like return the favor
So, you know, you didn't have to like say that so quickly. So Paul stood there said, oh, thank you
How you doing? So other guy let's not get into too many details here
Did he use loose hands this Lord up the small of Paul's back to touch my back?
I like turn he rubbed his hands up there like the shirt
I you know how it's not under the shirt like twirling your back here
How guys, you know kind of pat each other on the back? No, that's not
Yeah, but he was like doing a figure he was doing a figure eight
I thought that's what was falling and shorts on he reached under Paul's and jostled his junk
Yeah, and I was kind of like that's normal, right?
Well, he's looking over at me and he's like you see my
Big and I am laughing I'm dying on the inside. I'm like, there's no way I'm going over that
Oh my god, it was a disaster. Yeah, I don't even want to tell you what he was saying to me
I finally was like, okay, I've had enough of this all the things I will do to you Paul
Chill out there. No
Anyway, yeah that night didn't end well though. No, well, you know what? But before that, you know, then you bought him a shot
I was like, okay, so I
Dude being a dude returning the favor that but this is before he no no. Yes, it was no you were like
Thank you for the touchy touchy. Here's a shot. Okay. No, that's not and then okay
That's not exactly how it went down. All right, so let's let's just hypothetically say that you bought him a shot. Okay
All right. So walk me the through the third shot that you took. We didn't do a third shot. That's not true
That is absolutely I believe you believe it. Okay, you were drinking and I wasn't I had a beer. I was drinking
I had a beer. Yeah
No, we did not do three shots. I had a beer
You always say that when you go to the rebel I had always this is the only time ever
Right that I had a single beer. There's no way I'm buying that. That's true. Let's get off of that story
That's a gross. I'm not gonna finish it
I just want to I thought it was interesting that you were hit on at the bar, you know by the opposite by a
Gay gentleman, which whatever I so what I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
But the thing is is that it happens all the time. Sure. I mean, hey when you're hot
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who you are. You get hit on by everyone
No, you know what I mean? No, I don't
Oh god, I get all the time all the time. Everybody hits on me. It's just something I have to live with
It's tough. You know, it's really really tough
Well, you know, that's you gotta stop volunteering at the Boy Scout camp. No, it's gross. Yeah poor Boy Scouts
They're getting such a rough
rough
Rough deal of it. Well, I'm anticipating going a little bit camping this weekend
So gay experience Paul, huh? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about
No, all right. It's April 25th. It's the second half of our podcast show. It's dudes like us. I'm Sean
I'm Paul and I'm Joe and Paul's not drinking for the next we've already two weeks
That was on the first half
Some people aren't tuned in for the first half and listen to the second I've put it on they put it on shuffle
Yeah, well, maybe they podcast
To land on the second I have to know a few people that
Sleep right over the first episode cuz they're like I want to dive into the part where they're a little bit looted where we're just learning
Yes. Yes. Um, yeah, so I calculated since you guys are you know, really pressuring me like good friends
I
Next time I can drink at podcast is May 9th. I'm excited. He has a it's like an advent calendar
So it's counting down but it is now I I was not counting down until tonight the advent calendar has these empty mini bottles. Yeah
I told you on the day that you know on the 31st day
I'm gonna be face down. It's like 330 in the afternoon. I'm gonna be facing
Really this is what you do on the first day you can drink
I'm fine. What is sticking in your ass?
Got a mini bottle hanging out of my ass
It went bad, honey, I'm sorry. It's a good zoo
That's gross, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad
We'll see we'll take it in stride. Yeah to made ninth. So there's two more podcasts. Well, no, we're supposed to do wood next week
Yeah, we're gonna be alternating podcasts for you know, it's not indefinitely
I just think that we should to get a jumpstart. Yeah, we're trying to try to get that business
Be committed and serious about I mean we spent a lot of money on all that hardware down there
That's the machine the the 101 infinity. What is it called?
And we can make money at this we can't eat bake by we just need to yeah
We just need to get it to a place that we could sell it at a minimum. It could pay for the the bourbon fund
Well, that'd be nice to at minimum having having something
Sponsored
Was picking sponsored what is our bourbon of this week?
It's so it's one you guys have already had before I think I've got it over by the producer over there
This is one we have tapped before
It's 13th colony 13th colony now you said we were sitting out there in the green room
Having a snack in between the podcast and you hand me the bottle and you were like you and I was kind of like smug
And I was like 94.7 really or 95.7. There's 97 something. It was bad. Well, whatever. I was like
115
Waste of my time and then Jeff was like
It we said last time we had this that this was wonderful and my inner model was like you're a liar
Before we started drinking 150 you smelled it. No, no, no. No. All right. What's the story behind this one? It's
Really good. Oh
God, this smells wonderful. So is this a weller product? No, it's 13th colony. It is out of Georgia and
Julie picked us one out. We were down in College Station
Nice and she picked it out because she liked the bottle. It's a very cool looking bottle. Yeah, it's like a little genie bottle
Yeah, and it's there it is right there. It's this
That smells wonderful. They do everything down there. They distill it everything down there and and they've
commented back at our Instagram post
Really? Yes way back when yeah when we taste it the first time I posted it. Okay, I
So it says distilleries undisclosed you're saying this is a Texas whiskey, Georgia. Oh, Georgia, Georgia
Okay, sorry. You said that yeah
70% corn 21 rye 9 malted barley
All right, and it's good and it's really good and they make
Obviously a couple different just like most of these distilleries do right right and I saw a review of I think it's a cast-strength
Or a single barrel or something
that By these YouTube guys who you know, they're always a review and shit and they're like
This could be the best bourbon. I've had all year Wow kind of a thing. Well, look at the nose. The nose is everything I like
cherry roasted nuts caramel rich vanilla oak and
Light maple and grassy. Oh, I just say grassy brown sugar that balances the
the nice with with the
Nice with with some oak coming through there a little bit of butterscotch at the end
I recommend this one. I guess with like an eight. I
Like this. Yeah, I like this the after you get that through the nose
You put it in your mouth and you got a little palette there. The cherry juice still comes out that butterscotch
Okay, a little bitter pecan tail at the end
Rice spice kicks in almost like a hot butter rye muffin with strawberry preserves
Yeah, I really like this southern bourbon whiskey. Very nice. It's tasty. It's
13th colony distilleries. Okay, it tastes I don't know if it's the high rye the 21%
Seems a little spicier than the 95. Yeah, so the the finish is
It's a little hotter feels like it's got a little viscous II at the end. It's gonna a bitter on the back end you think
Hmm, maybe a little bit. But what I don't get is sometimes you get these and you taste a lot of those
Like what we call teas
Flavor or like cigarette or tobacco. Yeah tobacco flavor. I don't get that on this one. Nope. I don't I don't get that on this one
Nope. Okay. All right. Well, I have to make sure I go back and try this one on May 9th
Oh, this is our second time trying it. Yeah. Yeah, there's still some out there. So we'll have to do it
This is readily available so we can like in by total wine. I've never seen it yet
specs maybe
What's the other one liquor king?
What's the other one? Liquor King? Liquor King? Yeah, I've seen it there
But we bought this at specs down at College Station of when we got it. Okay. All right
Well, that's good, but I've seen it now. I've added a bottle
So the the mash and grape mash and grape sent me a bottle of the of the barrel bourbon
I think I spoke on that one of the past podcasts. I think I did. I don't know if I did. Yeah, about 105 proof
If we tried that
New barrel
Or the one we tried it was Vantage. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So it was Vantage. So we ended up drinking
A lot of it 80 of it
so I brought over the remainder of it this evening and I dumped it into our infinity bottle and we're
Did you write down how much I did I did so uh, we're a butt hair over
Right around two-thirds. I think I think we may need to try on May 9th May 9th whatever that next podcast infinity bottle
sample the
Infinity bottle. Oh, that's excellent like in a in a couple ounces of it. No like at least the whole yeti. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Yeah, the full yeti cup
32 ounces gallons
32 can you imagine 32 ounces of straight?
Bourbon, have you seen those guys do it like they these guys that you know, you you see those guys in a beer drinking contest
All right
Let's see how fast you can down this this this mug of beer and then you have these guys that could have the ability to open
That throat and there's a shock. It's correct. Yeah. Well these some guys are doing that with bourbon
I've seen some videos where yeah
They spin the bottle of jack daniels and they get that little funnel thing going and next thing
You know that bottle's gone
They drink the whole thing and then I think they when they turn the cameras off
I think they stick their finger down their throat and they throw it out. That would kill you that would kill you
It would kill you that much alcohol in your system at once at once. Yes, you can drink a fifth in a night
Yes, but not all at once no way. Yeah that so they do that's dangerous
Obviously either that or it's not bourbon
It's just colored water. They saw they I mean you saw them
Peel off the uh, the plastic and everything. Oh to make it real
I think they're throwing it up. Yeah, who knows but it's still crazy. It is stupid
It is well, I could I can tell you what now I could probably drink an 80 proof out of the bottle just
At this point. Oh, yeah, we could take multiple gulps without it. Yeah without our coughing and spitting right which is sad
It's very sad, but I think it's great, but it makes us more manly. Sure. It's a good party trick
Yeah, look what I could do
And we should do it with no shirt on show our big tops of chest hair
gargle
I'm going to uh, we've been invited dudes like us have been invited to go to broken boat, Oklahoma
and
participate in uh one of our past guests scott
All right, um, he's rented like a 25 man cabin up there and so there's room
When when did this come up?
Wait like anytime or he
Specifically, it's like the second or third week in june. We're gonna go. Of course. We're not in colorado. Oh, that's perfect
So we need to figure out i'll be out in
Nevada
And third
June as well, but what I told them is that if we are available
So what I plan on buying a a road caster
uh
podcast
mobile unit
And it's kind of an all-in-one
and um
I'm planning on picking that up and you can buy well
We're it's it's a cool little cute little thing. It's got a little sample button. So
Yeah, you were talking about it before. Yeah, so i'm kind of looking forward to that
We were just talking about us kind of shit, man
Okay, it'd be nice for us to go out remote that would set up a podcast somewhere
Uh, you know, we wouldn't have some of the the accoutrements the luxuries that we have right now with our producer. Mr
Austin up here, uh hot on the keyboards keeping us up to date. However, he may be available
Yeah, but I don't know how he's gonna work out of like lapel microphones. Are you know they they uh, they have these little uh,
miniature tripods
That uh hold the microphone so it's basically in front of you. Uh, it's not like these you would think that
you know that
We have to keep these microphones
We don't have to but we keep these microphones pretty close to ourselves so that we get we get a good quality sound
And the reason why is because if we open up the volume on it your microphone will pick up me
Right, you know, so and sometimes that happens i'll hear in the recording. I hear you laughing into my yeah, right
Yeah, but we try to set the gates up so it doesn't happen. But when you have a microphone
That's far away like the ones with the road casters are going to be they are going to have that so
We're not going to have some of it. Whatever. It doesn't matter. My point is I can't wait to try that out
yeah, that would be go somewhere remote and just have a blast and
Kind of act. Uh, I don't know bigger than we are maybe invite some people on one of them
I guess you know, we need to do a little facebook live thing
You know, I was thinking we could do that and then instead of keeping the facebook live
live show on facebook
You delete it
So you can only watch it live
And then it's one and done
If it's not if it didn't go well or something, correct?
Because if we you know, I say stupid shit all the time. So uh,
So that's the first time i've heard that so well you so do you you fucking buy you never said anything controversial or
Like, you know inappropriate
You've mentioned your volva a few times. Oh the volva comment. Damn it. How about that schmuck all of his stomach?
Oh the stomach schmuck
Damn it. I forgot about both of those
but my point is that we can set up a single camera up here and we could do a little facebook, uh live
And just run it and then when it's done and you say post it
Maybe post it for a minute and then just delete it so that way people can watch us live
Yeah, and if we fuck up we fuck up but then just delete it
Well, then you'd have to announce that we're going live. That's all right. We'll announce it then
So because no one would watch otherwise, how would they stumble upon that? Well, uh, you just you gotta boost it
We could rent one of those airplanes that flies a manor. Yeah for about that could be
No dudes like us I could smoke dudes like us was going live on facebook live streamers. Yeah, hey look it happens
Hey look if you're a friend of facebook, uh on the facebook page and you go live
It it notifies all the people that are on that are doing that and but that would just notify the three of us
The only ones with you know, we've got friends on there but I can look there's some symbiotic is there instagram live
Uh, I don't know. I don't think so
I don't think so tick tock live there is yeah, I don't do tick tock anymore. I know good for you
You switch immediately to instagram
Yeah, it's instagram still addicted
Yeah, it's of course. It's just as bad all of them are they got it on youtube
They've got every major platform the same style of stuff. It's so ridiculous. It can suck up your whole life if you're not careful
And the only time I ever get sucked into it is when you guys send me shit, which is all the time there is a live
Feature on instagram. Nice. Well hit it like right now. Yeah, why not?
Uh, my hair looks messed up. Oh, how you doing? Is that live? Yes. All right. We'll see what happens
No, don't put it on me. My hair's all messed up. Oh now you have to put it on. No, my my hair my hair my hair
really
Now let it run see what happens. Let's see if anyone shows up i'm just gonna show up
You never know you don't know until you know
I'm willing to put money that now we are live. Oh
what
Well, we need a we need a little umbilical glue on there so they can hear my hair. What's going on?
Oh, come on you and the hair disaster. At least you have hair you son of a bitch
Here let me put my hat on you are seriously cool
There no, you don't look cool. No, you don't know what now. I look like joe rogan. No, you don't
How do I look? Oh, hey dudes, I guess
I wonder if uh, look at me in my water
How do you know that's water
That's a good point. You probably have ukrainian vodka in there vodka vodka vodka. So there you go
You know, that's how we do it. I'll tell you what the technology is crazy with the uh
With with just being able to facebook and you trigger everybody
Uh, but it's not even real. It's all ai it could be ai. I mean, it's totally fake. Have you seen our uh,
Live who did steven? Uh see it already showed up my god
What have you so it notified him yeah, so now he's gonna take a screenshot of it
With my crazy funky ass hair. Well, no one told you to take your shorts off
Really then we'll helicopter it. Yeah
This is crazy because that's what I do whenever i'm in a live situation. I just can't help it
I drop my pants and start helicoptering and who doesn't wear underwear to a podcast
Well, I I am wearing underwear, but thank you for making me divulge that well that ai stuff is is
It it's scary actually there was a
There was a ransom attempt
uh earlier this
Last week or somewhat maybe two weeks ago where uh, this mother receives a phone call and
Uh, it's some guys like hey, I got your daughter. Oh, yeah, and i'm gonna need some money and
You hear her voice in the background. Oh shit
She's I don't know exactly what she's saying
But the mother hears the daughter and they interview her after everything's said and done
She was like that absolutely sounded like my daughter 100%
And I thought it was real
And I was about to I mean look this is another form of the way she did
She called her daughter and her daughter was fine. Correct. That's what I remember. I don't know what the is
Is that what happened? Yeah, she called the daughter and her daughter was like at some neighbor's house or something
Yeah, she's like what do you need mom?
and she's like
Probably that's fucked up. That is completely fucked up. I will tell you I mean they do that without even ai what they do is they
they uh
They call you acting like your kid
And they're acting like they're crying and sobbing to where it could be your kid, right?
I got into a wreck. This is literally what they do. I got into a wreck and I
I had a car and there was a pregnant woman in there and they're saying that they're gonna
Hold on. Hold on. What are you saying? I don't know. You know, I mean they keep doing that
Yeah, and then and then they and then they uh, they put you in touch with somebody who you know, you have to give them money
to to
Uh, either, you know bail them out or something. They're taking me to jail mom
That's what they're doing taking me to jail and then they and they yeah
They try to swindle money out if they said that you can pay my bail right away
Yep, by venmo the just the the police officer or whatever. Yep. Yep. I'd be like, yeah, i'll see you in the jail
Yeah, I would
I'll pay it there. Well, you know what? And I know the person and they called me freaking out and I kind of I was like
Mmm, that sounds fishy to me. And so I yeah this happened to you
No, not to me, but they the person who got the call called me and I kind of talked them down
And said let's just get a hold of you get a hold of your son
You know what I mean? And let's you know, make sure they're okay. So and so we got a hold of his brother
And I go do you know where he is? He's sitting right next to me
And I was like, oh, thank god. So it is a total right total scam. Yeah. Yeah, it's scary
Yeah, and they're good at it. They're getting better and better and better now now with ai. Holy shit
Yeah, well this whole ai thing. I think mr. Producer's pulled up some examples
They're able to and I think we may have done some of this with the gameplay
But when was trump and biden and obama playing a video game? Yep, and now
That someone's done a a
Joe rogan podcast
Completely ai generated completely ai generated. This is not the one I saw but go ahead and play this something about jobs
It's always good to see you buddy, i'm so happy you came on man
Yeah, it's great to be on the show
Your audience is just so different from your normal apple users and that's a good thing. It's cool
Well, you know, I was an apple user way before I did this show. I've been a fan of yours and mccintosh since the 1980s
Well, you know we just kind of figured that out even though apple is big
It's still like half a percent of the total users people who listen to your show are a different group. They're weird
That's good
A little bit of weirdness
Yeah, appreciate that I sounded horrible. Yeah, this is not the one I heard into the fact that I was a big fan of gizmodo
And I still but he sounds like joe rogan. It sounds exactly like I have no idea what steve job sounds like but that sounds
But there's still some syncopation problems. Yeah, so although they'll fix it some timing and obviously the laughing
but the one I heard was better than this and
It the ai was actually like this is a completely ai generated podcast
I am not joe rogan
None of these views are his or whatever and this this this
So the more audio you have of the person the better off so that they have thousands of hours of joe biden
So they i'm sorry joe rogan. So they should be able to
To produce something that is yeah. Well and they they do of us now. I mean shit
We have over a hundred and what podcast 130 120 something
Yeah, well half the dumb shit I say is ai by the way, right? Right. There you go
So so that's perfect me too then so go back and i'm sorry go to the kanya west song
um
That uh, this is the the song
the the the singer
100 of this is ai
Ai and created a song I believe from scratch. This is the one that I heard. All right. We'll play this to see what sounds like
Well, there you go
I'm making a chase today to look up and taking up pain away. I heard you was giving your chain away
That's kind of like giving your fame away with wrong with you. I sit in the box with our own is due
A boss is a road and I brought it to I love you to death
But I told you the truth. I can't just be with you. I only you
Yeah, I got one bird you got one and that day is the only two that's remarkable
That is crazy
So that's very wow, I mean it sounds very organic. I mean it's natural
And it doesn't not like the previous one where it was broken up a little bit. Yeah, this one
You know, there was a lot of anticipation on this
Well, I mean a song is different than an interview right trying to mimic
men mimic an exchange between two humans, but uh
Yeah, I could see rap being an easy thing to do artificial intelligence on really but I would imagine any song
Well, give it time. There's going to be classical music. There's going to be rock music. Oh my god everything and
and and you know making music today is
significantly different than it was
40 years ago. It's already I anyway
Yeah, so basically I could sit definitely in my room here and play every instrument on my computer
Yep, loop it. I could be the whole band and I could sing it. Yep, right find the talent
And there's people that do that. They do people that did that back in the 70s, but they would actually play the actual instruments
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, this is all synthesis
Yeah, this is all synthesized. Yeah, it's all synthesized stuff
So now you just got to have the ai smart enough to go write me a song with a I don't I don't know how you do it
Catchy melody. Yeah cadence of this at this at this uh beat rate two key changes from blah blah blah and uh in voice of
taylor swift
Yeah, or britney spears boom and there's plenty of samples of about there in the form of country or whatever
Right. Boom. I just well just wrote a song amazing
Yeah, it was good. I don't know how many times or how long does that take or it takes half an hour or an hour?
For it to create the song. All right. Well, let me do that 10 times
How many one of them actually pretty good? Yeah
And then you you you then you make it your own. Yeah, then you release it
Right me
I mean, so yeah, so I I received any I I um, I
I subscribed to this uh screenwriters, uh guild or whatever and uh,
And they were announcing um for you know, these for aspiring people, you know, they have a contest blah blah blah
Anyway, they said they would accept ai written screenplays
I was like
You know and earlier we were trying to figure out how would that work like
You you is there parameters that you put in there? Okay. I want five characters
Uh, I want you know, or does it literally just kind of make up shit and well from what I understand
There's still programming to ai right and there's still
Biases in ai huge biases and that's one of the things elon musk and to your question
I don't know what parameters you have to put in. Yeah, but it'd be interesting to figure it out
Say I want a horror movie or a world war two movie. Yeah with these characters go
I don't know. I don't know how deep you need to get before they do. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, but elon is like, uh
He's worried there's a bias in
these ai's
and eventually
uh, they're all going to be like because
Like this chat gbt is is democrat biased, right?
Right because some of the answers it's pulling back and it won't answer and how it answers things. Yep
he's like I want a
He's he's building one that is
He's all about right down the middle. Yeah, and that's what he's trying to do. He goes I want to build
Objective based on facts, correct because because it's going to come to a point where all of these ai's
Are going to start dictating truth
right
And I want one that will be right down the middle. That's not going to sway one way or the other
Right, so which is tough to do because I mean look at historical events are being interpreted differently by the left and the right
Right. So yeah for the entire time
For the entire time that we've grown up in this country when we think about the founding of america. It was proud
Yeah, it was proud colonists fighting for independence and they won it, you know, we had this huge smear for
This long during slavery, right? It was rectified
Yes, there are still some difficulties during the civil war, right? That was rectified and then you went through all these trials of tribulations
Uh until today, right now if you take that same scenario
And you're taking it from the lens of a native american here are these white invaders from europe, correct?
White invaders in europe who you know enslaved them drove them from their lands
um and and set up this, you know, you know, uh illegitimate government
Well, like I said before, you know what I mean?
Everybody has a different truth depending on what lens you're looking at it
Right, like I said the victors get to determine the story the the history the history
Yeah, there you go. So the uh, i'm sure if the germans won
Their history would be much different than what they were saying like oh you killed millions of people
You're terrible terrible terrible, right? They would have won. They'd probably be like hey it worked. So as far as uh,
Artificial intelligence they say that there's four types of artificial intelligence
I'll just you guys want to belt these four types
Okay, so the first one is that reactive machines are ai systems that have no memory and are task specific
Meaning that an output i'm sorry input always delivers the same output. Okay, like the uh auto
Factories where the machines are just doing repetitive shit. Yeah, that's okay
But that's not ai though. That's just these uh, well the the machine learning models tend to be reactive machines because they take customer data
Such as purchase or search history and use it to deliver recommendations to those the same customers. These are reactive machines
So these are specifically uh, like chat customer service
I would say it's more like what paul's prior life where they would have uh,
These advertisements that would collect data from websites that you've gone to on
Recent searches and they're like hey, well, you know what? He's looking for our v's
Let's go ahead and take that information that data and stick it out there. Let's start popping up
Advertisings that will complement what his searches are for right?
You know if you're looking for a wallet all of a sudden bam you're starting to get advertisers. That is reactive machinery
Very active programming. Okay, then there's another one number two limited memory the next step
It's it's an evolution in limited memory. This algorithm
imitates the way our brains
Neurons work together meaning that it gets smarter as it receives more data to train on deep learning improves
Image recognition and other types of reinforcement. I don't really know what that means. Do you?
Image it keeps learning so self driving cars for example as a as an example of limited memory ai is the
The way self-driving cars observe other cars on the road for the speed
direction and proximity the information is programmed as the cars representation of the world such as knowing traffic lights signs curves bumps in the road a
Data helps the car decide which way to change lanes and so that it's not going to hit another car or veer off the road
Speaking of self-driving cars. I think we're still a ways off out there. We are there are so many variables and those accidents happening
Yes, I'm yeah, there's so many variables that when you drive because you know I
I
Sometimes pay attention to what I do and where my eyes are going. Mm-hmm
When I drive and they're constantly moving
Yeah, scanning everywhere scanning everywhere. This car just pulled out over here over there over there over there
This car is coming up next to me, you know, so you're you're taking all this shit in not to mention
Regulating how fast you're going. Yep, and what you're doing you have to account for all this other shit that's going on, right?
Yeah, all around you like those Netflix and YouTube videos. I'm watching. Yeah while you're driving
Yeah, you're driving. Yeah, perfect. I have impeccable peripheral vision
Great you drive with peripheral vision. That's reassuring Sean. Thank you for sharing
so I think and
You know, would you get into some of these very complicated intersections like you go through the high five?
Right, you got all these lanes merging doing this fucking thing all over the and nobody knows where they're supposed to be
Yeah, there's no there's no second. Yeah last second changes
Yeah, and there's no clear lane and yeah
Zip together or what do they call that alternating when you yeah, Merge Lane. Yeah. Yeah, so so I
Will get there eventually. I think it's gonna be several more years or longer before I think anyone gets comfortable with it
Yeah, and you wonder how many fatalities are gonna happen until that does right because I think self-driving cars because you have the
adaptive cruise you have the lane assist now right right, but I'm not comfortable let go the wheel
Yeah, and what sleeping sleeping or watching a movie? Yeah. Yeah, there's some guy that was sleeping and the car
Ran into a fire truck that was because there had been a wreck. Yeah, there was a wreck on the freeway
Yeah, man, that's well. Yeah, so how the AI?
Recognize that situation recognize that you're going 75 down the highway, right?
Also, there's a semi or whatever something not not yeah something completely not no is it is it going to?
Do evasive maneuvers? I think eventually maybe right not not now
Yeah, I don't know. It's crazy. I don't trust it either. No, I'll hit up the last two. Yeah, because
So you get theory of mind which is number three? I think fourth is sky net
It is the first two types of a our reactive machinery and limited memory there. They're types that currently exist
the third one theory of mind and self-awareness are
Because self-awareness is number four by the way. Yeah, we're not there yet
No, so our time sign or will be good in the call that the singularity
Yeah
if it is developed the third mind could have the potential to understand the world and how other
Entities have thoughts and emotions in turn this affects how they behave in relation to those around them
Are we there are we there on number three?
That's is that the beginning of chat GPT well humans understand how our thoughts and emotions affect others
Just wait till the computers do for self-awareness the grand finale for the evolution of AI would be by the design
Systems that have a sense of self conscious understanding of their their the computers itself their existence, right?
I think it's a mistake to go there. Yeah, this goes a step
But it is inevitable is it yes sells self-preserve
Self preservation of the computer itself
You know, I think it has to be built a certain way
right, I
Mean because you have a lot of the these
Nation actors China's the Russia who are gonna build these things to try to dominate the world
That's right, and then it's gonna go sideways. That's right. Well, they're gonna build autonomous soldiers
Yeah, and it's gonna go so
They've already got some crazy robots out there granted their dogs
Well the dogs but they had some sort of humanoid
Robot that was out there where they had these they dressed them up in these guns where they literally threw the robots a gun
the robot caught the gun and
Manipulated so that it was able to focus it on a target and the human walked in between the gun and the target
And it would not shoot the human
And trying to show that it's safe. Well, they're trying to say it was disciplined
Perhaps and so when the robot tried to walk around the human the human walked with it matching its gun to keep his head
in between the gun the target and then eventually
The the robot
Jerked really fast to the right and to do shot real quick and shot the target like three times like instantly
Bam-bam-bam. Oh my god. Was that an intern you think that was? Yeah, it was an intern unpaid
Well, the guy looked like some sort of military guy. He was just a military fatigues and you put an intern
No way. Well, it's like a movie never Robocop. Yes, and they had those the big cops
Yeah, they well they had the robots and they went crazy and killed everybody in the room
Right and there were the people that said that the good one they said it was the half human guy
That had the heart officer Murphy
That's right. It was a brutal killing. He sustained anyway. Yeah the guy
Very angry too about it when he came back to life. He was he was he how did that happen?
Yeah, how was he killed a gang killed him?
He was a cop right and then they turned him into a half-man half-robot
well, no, they like blew his arms and legs off and boom-boom shot him in the head and
Yeah, they destroyed his body
Damn it was violent. They showed it all to even even the original Robocop damn too much
I don't want to see that scene. Don't even bother looking it up pulled up. Mr. Producer. Yeah, very violent
It is it was good
It was good. It was just what I needed. Yes
Okay, yeah, so I think we're in a it where it is dangerous
So I'm at the point and I was already at the point where I don't believe anything on the internet
I don't believe anything on the internet. Yeah, it's just it's just tough because I don't there are so many gaffes
There are so many videos out there of Trump saying shit that he's not saying and it's just like alright all doctored
Yeah, you know now you really cannot tell the difference between real and fake. The thing is that
upsetting is
Well the fact that they're doing it but the number the biggest part about it is that you
They passed a law that says you can do it
So when you know back in 2012 a bomb before Obama got out of office
or in the middle of his term they pass some sort of
Bill that said that you're allowed to talk shit about your opponents and you're allowed to say things that may not necessarily be true
I don't remember passing a bill
There was a bill I forget exactly. Let's go like slander or libel. Is it if yeah
That's what they made it. Okay. They said that you they made it allow
you're like a lie about them you they made it so that the media can talk about it as
Suggesting assuming it's real suggestively
Well, it's it's out there and Obama pushed it through and since then that's when all this
Hell's broken loose. Well, I mean they
civilized they
Weaponized it and the Russia Russia Russia sized it with the Russia Russia Russia with the Donald Trump, you know throughout this whole
There's I mean if if it's true that they spied on him
Which I believe it is true and I'll tell you what the number one reason why I think it's true
The whole thing when he was in Trump Tower is that Trump had a conversation with the president of Mexico
All right. He had a private conversation on a telephone line in Trump Tower. Yes
All right. So if he's having a private conversation with the president of Mexico in Trump Tower
How is it that the media knows what he said right because it's bugged. That's right. Well, they confirmed it
There's no way around it. But yet they're still denying it, right? No, I thought he he I thought that was confirmed
Oh, it was it was debunked
I mean, I mean they absolutely verified that that they bugged the tower, but they still deny it, right?
And they still absolutely lie in that like every time it comes up
Everything everything we see on the news nowadays about everything the white the White House does they lie?
I mean the press secretary lies lie lie lie lie lies terrible. She's not good at it either
I mean at least Saki was better at lying than then than she is but but yeah, they all lie. Everything's a lie
Did you see the new?
More new all
New the the housing bill that Biden's trying to pass. Oh, yeah
Just redistribution that if you have really good credit, you'll be paying more
There'll be an extra charge on your mortgage
to subsidize
People with poor credit so they could buy a house now. I thought it was for new loans
Starting May 1st. Yeah, not it's not retroactive. It's not going back until you buy your next house until you buy your next or refine
Yeah, that's right. So that's after May 1st total crap
There's going to be an extra charge on there says your bills gonna be gonna average
$2,000 a month $40 a month
What is what I heard for a $400,000 house? Yeah, so if your house is worth more than that, it's going up
Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm able they said between two and four hundred thousand
It's gonna be about 40 bucks a month extra. How did he do that without passing a law through Congress?
Did it pass? No, it isn't it's not a law. It's was it an executive order. Yes. No, no, I think it's I think it is a
Bureaucratic agency that he's
telling them to add a
it's
Because yeah, when I was going to shut the power of the of the president down like this
I don't know because I've worked damn hard. My wife has worked damn hard to get excellent credit. Yes
So when the next phase of our life when we like, alright, we're gonna get a new house. We get an exceptional rate, right?
now
There's no incentive to really do that. No, so
What what's the incentive to have good credit to live a good clean life and live in your means?
All that nine bullshit. This is exactly a perfect example of unintended consequence of a regulatory rule a law or whatever
Right, so they're trying to help people with bad credit
Right, which they shouldn't be getting the fucking house. I get it
I get it
but they're trying to trying to have so that the purpose of the rule or the law is to help those poor people and
have more equity and they're not trying to
Bring down the the the high credit people or to you know, make it to where they're there
So you said about the government doesn't have deep enough pockets to do it anymore. So they're passing it on to the taxpayers
Well, they're having me pay part of their bill
That's right
But my point is the unintended consequence is exactly right people gonna stop giving a shit about their high their good credit
Yeah, but that's an unintended consequence
They think they think they they think that people are gonna still want to have good credit and be okay with helping out their fellow
Man with that charge on their bill. They showed some Hispanic guy, but that's not what's gonna happen
He was dancing on the meme on this video and he was just like and he had some sort of cool little dance
And he was like, this is me
Dancing my way to the store to get bad credit now so that I don't have to pay that extra money
Right, that's what it's usually the other way around
Yeah, if you have bad credit and you don't have enough to put down you have PMI
And all that other shit to pay on top of it, right, right?
Right. So if you if you can't at least the way it was if you could put 20% down, I believe you have PMI
Mortgage insurance. That's right. Yeah, the Biden ruled
Which and I want to know how he's implementing this get the details of how he's implementing it through what I think he's doing it
Through a good credit scores will soon be facing higher mortgage of fees as by the administration seeks to close their it is homeowners
federal housing finance agency
That's not that's not law. These people are on unelected
So basically he's given direction to them and says you need to start doing this. That's right
And it says here 60 bucks a month. Yep an unelected an unelected bureaucratic agency is
Implementing a rule. This is not even this is not even executive action, but this is completely bypassing Congress
And how is that okay
It's done. This is where the monstrosity of the government and all these bureaucratic has a good shot down
Yeah, just like the
With the CDC student loans. Oh, well, yeah, the CDC got some special power
And that guy shot down. Yeah, right if you remember that yeah when it came to
taking order during times of
like when the
Covid was alive. They wanted to go to martial law or something similar. No, no something. No, it was something else that
They were they were trying to do and they basically they shot it down. Well, they tried to do the the vaccine
Mandate through the occupational that's right through the OSHA OSHA
OSHA OSHA
Creating people who are unvaccinated were creating a workplace hazard
That's fucking unbelievable. I got shot down. Yes, and I think his school loan thing is gonna get shot down. Well, it's already been
Punted a couple times by judges. Yeah, and I was just done the Supreme Court yet. I don't think is unbelievable
So this president is just he's just a slithery piece of shit. So they're they're also
starting a implementing a
Device called Fed now. Have you heard it Fed now if he did and now W FD and no W Fed now
Replacing cash. So let's say
Digital cash digital current. So so let's say I've got my Amazon account. All right, so I want to order something off of Amazon
I order it. I
Pay for my credit card get swiped the information is
Sent to Fed now
Fed now
Forwards the money to Amazon, right?
And that's how it's paid for now on when I get paid for work
My work money goes through Fed now and they get sent to my base. So your money runs to the government now
Well, basically they know everything that you're purchasing
It totally is a violation of your privacy and guess what they can do when you turn it off. Yeah when you become a
Disobedient citizen for some reason or another you can no longer purchase Amazon
Well, and they'll shut off your we're gonna hold your payroll until you fix this. Yeah. Oh, by the way you owe money
Not for taxes, so we're gonna keep that portion and we just found out you have a kid in Colorado
And we're gonna pay all the back child support or whatever. That's being a little ridiculous
No, that's exactly we're gonna find you for posting that. Yeah, that's right social scores
Because over and over in Britain, this is a hundred percent control thousands of people that are been arrested for
social media posts
Mm-hmm for criticizing like me just saying what I said about our president
You would have been arrested I could in UK
I could have been arrested for that correct in in England that is unbelievable in England
And there was some thing in India, India. I'm sorry. God damn it
Britain where London I think it was or there was some scuffle on the street
The two guys were kind of what one dude was like badgering another guy totally whipped out like a three-foot sword
Crazy I mean it's like what the fuck is going on here
Can you imagine like someone's like just you know, you're talking to somebody they get angry and all of a sudden
They whip out a sword. Well, he didn't end up doing anything
he had swinging at him and the guy jumped out of the way and it just went right by him and
And you know, they just kind of squared off a little bit the guy was kind of backing up and giving him all the room
He can't and then finally a bunch of tension got put on it and the guy put the sword away and scurried away
But I've asked that question before what's worse getting shot in the arm by a gun or getting a
Sword
Slashed your arm off
You know what I mean back in the day. I mean what you're going because yeah, they clearly both are gonna be bad
Yeah, I think I really your odds of surviving a knife or sword are much better than being shot with a bullet
Well depends depending on where it hits you but I'm saying in general. Well, I don't know
Well, I don't know that guy swings a sword and it hits your neck. You're dead. Yeah, it's your stomach
You're dead. All your shits falling out imagine is you know, it's like what exactly is it gonna is gonna happen?
I'm the bolts gonna go through you blow out a big hole in the back a knife is gonna slice it
So you're gonna bleed out. I mean bullets are worse. Is it? Yeah
They go broadsword across chest and you know, especially in a mass shooting scenario, right?
A guy with a knife is running around stabbing people that happens. I know it happens when they can't get a gun
Yeah, they get a knife again. It's
A
Screwdriver, you know
Run you over with their car or hammers or hatchets. Have you seen the footage of the trans person?
Hitting the people at the gas station with an ass. Oh that
Person was doing that. Yeah, he got he got turned down by this guy because the guy was like
You're a trans person. I'm not into men, right? So he turned him down on for a date
well, he went off this rocker and found him at a gas station and
He had a full-blown axe. Yeah and went up and started talking to him and
Next thing you know, he fucking swings it hits him in the face. Oh dude with the heart with the axe
Yeah, like full-brawn whacked some fuck out of I think it was the back of the axe
I hope it wasn't the the sharp edge
It was with the back of the axe
But he knocked the fuck out of him and then I was laying on the ground
He was just like what the fuck and then the guy walks out the store
Well, he hits another guy another customer who just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time
He fucking acts this guy and then walks away turn his axe
Yeah, these look these trans folks that are having a hard time. See this. This is not good. Yeah, if
Trans are
Resorting to violence. What do you call that? They're hardship of being able to transition. What is that called?
You you mentioned the word or for yes
Yeah, the story is that what that is the dysphoria gender dysphoria is what it's called
So official term, you know that that's that's a real thing, you know
And I feel and I believe that these guys are challenged and yeah
Oh, it's a real answers and you know, our school systems are riddled with these
school boards that are attempting to
Apply their version of a band-aid to fix this right and and and they and they you they're they have in their eyes
Very noble intent, you know all these things we talk about noble intent. They're wanting to protect these kids
They don't want to be shamed or or labeled. Yeah, but they're weirdos
There's a difference between keeping secret with the kids and the rest of the world, but you should never ever
Ever keep it from the parents ridiculous, you know
Remember they don't think they have a general feeling about kids that are not
Your the parents are not responsible for the kids
The state is meaning school is the government is there are people out to the believe that it was a left
Generally believes that they're not your kids. It takes a village that would Hillary Clinton said. Yep. They're not your kids
They're the state's kids and we're we're teaching them what we're teaching them because we want them to be a good citizen of the
State which means you know, we don't want you interfering your beliefs are wrong. Yeah, your beliefs are wrong
Yeah, well that's wrong. Well, I don't subscribe to that philosophy. No, no parents should
Every parent should be speaking of school boards shaping their kids our elections are next week next week
You know, you're you know your people. No, I don't know I have been through downstairs. We'll look at it
Yeah, please do. Yeah, please provide that that'd be good
So there was a school board thing. I sent you guys. Did you see that?
Yeah, that's what he's talking about
it was where they were a
Leftist on the Frisco school board was threatening to or or wink wink
We're gonna have a special election or a special session during the day. So nobody shows up because we're gonna trans stuff
Yeah, we're gonna pass we're gonna pass a bunch of trans stuff that you know
No one will know about because that what the board was talking about. Yes
That's what this person was conspiring to do. Yes
well, it was like
brought to the table of
Frisco independent school district school board members meeting with left-leaning parents and talking about how they're gonna silence conservatives
The school board president went so far to say she wanted to silence conservatives and even call them the hate crowd
Yes, you disagree with someone and you want to silence them. What are we five? This is childish now. This is coming after
after she's just someone else deliver this I know
They sit on the board their conservatives they proposed a policy that would keep bathrooms and locker rooms restricted to students of the same gender
Parents and Frisco hyper emulating I have been to the school
Good die meetings now
They were even overheard saying that they were going to conspire with media to try to silence the conservatives in the town
I'm in control the narrative. That's all I hear. I know I can't focus on anything. She's saying
You know you get the gist of it yeah, and I think that's what they're doing they're doing it across the country
I mean, they're they're infiltrating well, what is that even legal though?
What we need to do is pay attention because they have to post when their meetings are right? Yeah, but people don't pay attention
Well, I know but we need to see hey, there's one at noon on a Tuesday
So here's the thing we need to go I was reflecting on this the most Americans
Just want to be left alone. Yeah, we really do
We don't have to do it. Yes, they don't go to school board meetings
We're trusting and they don't people don't fuck us over
Yeah, just just the problem is they want to be left alone these these progressives the people that think like that don't think like that
That's right
And so they do they show up and they get their shit done and they do get crazy ass City Council people in that's why school
board people in and police chiefs in and they put pressure on people to hire crazy ass
District attorneys they care they have an agenda and they know how to change how they made 121
That's how they voted that in because 121 was a state highway and now it's a fucking say rainborn
Tolerance bullshit. No, it's before and owned. Yep. Most people don't vote
They want to be left alone and they don't want but they don't want shit
They had the world just like Paul said it was like a Tuesday afternoon like Tuesday at noon
Yeah, it was a vote. Nobody showed up for except for a core group. That was
Realized that wanted it and that they voted for you know
They got a hundred people voted, you know, and it was a landslide because nobody knew we just trust that all well
You know what the state of Texas is gonna fuck us over. Why would they do that? Well, they did
Yeah, and it totally did and it's happening all the time because again, they are passionate and driven
Motivated they show up they want the rest of us like full can't want to give a shit
That's that's a big part of the problem. Well, and what is the percentage of people who vote for president?
in an election well there were
160 million this last time there's no way because he got 80 something and Trump got 70 something
He got 81 she got seven. He got 77. Yeah, so that's a hundred and sixty about that's
Fucking high. Yeah, that's really really high because I thought it was like 30% of people
Well, there's what there's what 300 plus million in the US 380 million maybe so that's half
That's really good. But it well the voting was 50 cent
50 so voting age population in 2020 was a little over a quarter of a million
I'm sorry quarter 250 million quarter of a billion
257 thousand six hundred five vote age
population more voters turned out in 154 point six million turned out for the presidential election in 2020 and
And the largest increase between consecutive presidents elections since the inception of great since 1964
Hmm. I wonder why?
hmm, that's the year of the
Equal Rights Act. So what's it called?
the ballot harvesting act no
Shit where Dominion?
the
Where blacks got all the equal civil rights civil rights act. Oh, that was 64. Oh, that was 64. Gotcha
Okay, anyway
Well, what is that percentage? So you you're right? Well, I'm seeing here. It was a sixty six point nine percent
It actually had it if you mind, okay
It says sixty nine point four percent a majority sixty nine point four vote of voters cast ballots by a non-traditional method
non-traditional method are you seeing that
Really sixty nine point four percent of voters cast ballots by a non-traditional method
So that was that means they didn't go to a polling booth and vote on a voting machine
That's absentee ballot. So thirty percent of the people voted like
We did. Yes
That's bullshit. Oh my god. How could that be?
70% almost 70% of the people did non-traditional scroll to keep going. Does it tell you what non-traditional means? Oh
My god, that's unbelievable registered not voters 12.8 million were most likely to
Doesn't say what non-traditional means but it's not going to a
Okay, it says non-traditional casting a ballot by mail or in person is traditional. So what the hell's the other way? Wait
Changes in election procedures in response to kovat did yield a dramatic increase in the use of non-traditional voting methods
Casting a ballot by mail or in person prior to election day. I think that's okay prior to elect
I think that's a I'm hoping that just means all male early votes
I'm hoping that this is a once in a lifetime scenario. That was early voting. That's all that was
You hear Biden keeps it reiterating that there's gonna be another pandemic man
Well, there's gonna be I think there's so much
Skepticism in that right now in the American public you have a subset who's who's like it's like a cult with them
But I think there's for the majority. There's there's a high skepticism
Whenever they see that now whenever there's a new like there's that that deadly fungus sets out now. Yep, right? Oh, well
Here's the next thing. Yeah, it could be
So, yeah, you know every time something pops of the fear mongering like this. Yeah
No, this is we don't trust you anymore. Absolutely blew it
Voting include all mail-in ballot elections
In which every voter receives and returns ballot by mail mail and the number two early voting which eligible voters can be in person
Before the election day number three voting by telephone. Oh great. We're voters telephone in their telephone. Yeah
Weekend days those are four non-traditional methods Jesus, okay
Well, let's that's set up by the
CT gov
Cg god damn it cga.ct gov isn't CT, Connecticut. Yeah, that's just Connecticut General Assembly
So that is specifically for Connecticut. Yeah
Man, but has AI dominated the news lately every single story is well
It seems to be making big strides. Yeah, and what?
Ever since they released chat is it be as a boy G as in
G B T P as a penis. Okay, so it is
So it's gargantuan penis twat
Gargantuan penis twat. I will forever remember it and listeners. That's how you know gargantuan
gargantuan penis twat
GPT that's gonna be another that's gonna be another snippet you send to me by the way
And I'm gonna say oh that's Sean
It's like what is the other one you were like, oh my god so thick
All right, so so have you do you guys have any interest in signing up for this chat GPT no, not yet
I have no use for it. I I I want it to write me a screenplay. I
Think that's fascinating. We could make a screenplay for dudes like us. There we go
Three guys that somehow accidentally get on a rocket and get blasted to the moon
Oh my god, we'd have like theme music that sounds like three scoppity. Come on. I got my door
There you go. We got three guys that do like us. Well, you lost me on the last one
AI is gonna be much better. Don't worry
We talk about bourbon and
Right now we were talking about
Three's company and we kept going on and on about it. Yeah
Well, we were talking about like all the blondes that were
Taking over a Suzanne Somers. Oh, yeah
Hold on he just put in something about
All right, so he just put in something about dudes like us as a podcast
Apparently there's a different one out there
Oh really dudes like us is a podcast that focused on candid conversations about a variety of topics including health who came up with this
That is hosted by Jonathan Frederick. That is not us. That's not us. Is there another dudes like us podcast?
Are you shitting me? I've never seen one. Well, hold on what let's uh, what is that? What is his name?
Ben Anderson dudes like us. I need to google that
No, Jonathan Frederick. Yeah, that's not good. We better
Anyway, so I think chat gpt. I've never used it but uh, I don't have a use for it right now
I mean you may be using it for a while
But uh, I don't have a use for it right now. I mean you may want to write a screenplay, but yeah, you're not really
Writing that you're getting an idea
No, I just want to see what it's capable of and I would be interested to see what how it responds to
Things that I ask it and you know, because you see all these stories like dude. It got really dark
Right, you know or it's like super liberal or it's just I just want to have fun with it
Right, right. We have to pay for it. I think don't you know, I don't think so. I think you just sign up for it
Hello
Is there a cost to it? Mr. Producer? Oh, there we go
Regarding okay. Yeah, I know it just came up. There you go chat plus us a 20 a month. Holy shit. Really? That's the plus
I know
What does that give you?
Available even when demand is high faster response speed priority access to new features
And I screw that I'll do the free plan. Yeah, so it came up with something. I saw you. Yeah close it real quick
Let's look at this before we before our show ends. Yeah
Regarding the dudes like us podcast you mentioned it sounds like it's hosted by Sean Paul and Jeff and is available on Spotify
However, I'm not aware of the specific content of their podcast. It's probably good that it doesn't
Is there anything else you would like to know about dudes like us podcast or or anything else I can assist you with?
Oh, they suck. Well, it's actually pretty kind of cool regarding the dudes like us podcast
You mentioned sounds like it's hosted by Sean. Here's the producer
It's only known as mr. Producer, we're not sure
All right. Let's see what it says. All right, who's the producer of dudes like us? I'm sorry
Don't have information
That's too bad. I should write in there is the producer austin from dudes like us the power of suggestion
I think we need to get chat dpt to know us we do. Yeah, maybe a guest
It could be a guest. It could be our fourth
Oh, wow, that'd be creepy as hell that i'm in be creepy. I'm in and then we just
You know we ask questions and it would know everything. Yes
We'd go. I don't think it was 51 home runs. I think it was 58 home runs. It was 58 home runs
Yeah, pretty sure 57 of course 57 57 home runs. All right. Well, this is our first
Uh, this is our first podcast back after three weeks of hiatus too long too long over three weeks
And we're gonna be uh woodworking next tuesday
So it'll be the week after may 9th when I can drink again
Nice, that's all right. That's all right. So it's good
Second half went fast. It did. Yeah good stuff. Yeah. Well, thanks. Mr. Producer for all the work you're doing
Thank you guys for watching. I'm Jeff. I'm paul. I'm sean. Thank you guys