Well, the music was going when my headphones got on.
That's good timing.
It is good timing.
Yes.
Super exciting to be back.
One thing when we have a guest, I'm editing the one where Preston was on.
Yeah.
And he's like.
He was nowhere near the mic.
And I'm having to crank it up as high as I can go.
Yeah.
He's very thin sounding.
Oh yeah.
Mr. Producer.
Jeff had made a comment about the volumes.
If we could figure out how to make the output hotter going into the computer.
Of the laptop.
I think it's just a matter of turning the volume up on the damn video sometimes.
Are we starting over?
No, we're talking shop.
We are.
A little shop here.
It is April 25th, the third week of April.
And Paul is on the 17th day of alcohol free.
I am.
Running this campaign because for personal reasons.
I'm going to blow a herb in his face.
It's nothing negative.
Sometimes when you just want to find out, hey man.
Can I do it?
Do I really have a problem?
This is the longest you've gone.
I believe.
Oh, this is the longest I've gone in over 25 years.
You don't need it anymore.
You're done for.
I've done forever.
Oh, yeah, it isn't forever.
It started out just being, you know what?
I need to take a break, right?
I'll just be honest.
I won't go into specifics, but you know, when we drink too much, we make bad decisions.
Yeah, we make questionable.
We make questionable things.
We have emotional dysregulation and I had one too many incidents and I said, you know
what?
I'm taking a break.
That's good.
So I'm on day 17.
My plan is to go to probably 30.
Right.
Even if you didn't have any issues like that, it's still unhealthy to consume alcohol every
single day, regardless whether it's a drink or even four times a week.
I mean, it's, there's no question it is a slow acting poison.
Well, I disagree with the glass of wine a night, I think is all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just weird because it's just like everything else.
You know, one year they say, hey, eggs are bad for you.
I know.
Oh, guess what?
Eggs and cheese is good for you.
Right.
Oh, guess what?
You can't have steak.
You know what?
You can eat cow's ass all you want.
It just, they go back and forth, back and forth.
You don't know what's going on.
So is gluten bad for you?
I mean, they're saying that wheat, barley, oats is going to be bad for you.
They said that the human body doesn't process that.
I don't buy that.
I don't buy that either.
Who knows?
I mean, that's just it.
You got to go to all this advertisements that, that says that that suggests that we need
to eat just rice.
You know, that's bad for the environment.
Oh, that's yeah.
Yeah, that's funny.
What are we going to eat?
Right.
So yeah.
So the Libs had posted something that, you know, before it was like, we got to get rid
of the cows because they're farting all the time and destroying our ozone.
And now they're real.
They're saying, well, you know what?
The production of rice, right?
The consumption of rice is producing too much methane.
10 percent, right?
They said up to 10 percent of the of which the math is so fuzzy.
Right.
Well, how do you fucking calculate that?
Exactly.
That's just I think I think they put a like a big balloon up in the sky capture, kind
of like the fart capture and then it floats across the United States and then somebody
shoots it down.
Oh, those rice farts.
Yeah, that was a rice carbon emission.
So that was a rice fart farm balloon that's traveling across the United States.
China was upset.
I don't blame us.
That was a very expensive rice emission measure.
Yes.
Anyway.
I think it's retarded because what, three and a half billion people, their staple, their
food staple is rice.
Correct.
So I almost think part of this is like a calculated campaign to create mass starvation and and
population control.
I think it's a matter of just control.
That sounds like a conspiracy because we've been up my because humans have been eating
grains for forever.
Right.
Yeah.
So and yeah, but not processed grains.
That's not like we're doing that.
Refined.
Like bleached GMO.
All right.
Well, you try to stay away from that.
You like the white breads and the bleached rice and stuff like that.
I try to stay away from that and get the brown rices and stuff like that.
Just opens up that that whole FDA sore of all the food that is that is allotted.
What is it called?
The people that the FDA approves that you can that you can eat that you shouldn't eat.
Like most of foods, a lot of foods in the United States you can't eat over in Europe.
Right.
And that's simply because their health department says, yeah, that's bad for you.
You shouldn't do that.
But yeah, it's OK for the United States guys to eat it.
Oh, right.
In other words, Europe is there.
They are smarter for their citizens over there.
Are they smarter or they just get different rules?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't know.
And you know, for the it's kind of an oxymoron, too.
If you think about it, I mean, the United States is supposed to take the lead on everything
like, you know, we can't have climate change.
We've got to control how much pollution we're putting out there.
No, just California.
Well, you get my point is that they've got this green campaign that they're pushing.
You would think that our human health is just as important as the planet.
And why aren't they looking out for our better needs?
What's best for us?
They consider us a virus because there's huge lobbies, food lobbies out there.
Yeah.
Well, there's a lot of people out there making money on.
It's disgusting.
It's frustrating.
And you know, and you see it.
It's clear.
And you know, it's a compounded with all this.
Nineteen hundred food producing plants across the United States in the last two years.
Yeah.
Mysteriously catching fire.
I'd like to find out what that stat is the two years prior and the two years prior.
Ten years ago.
I'm sure it's out there somewhere.
Yeah, it's just I mean, that is insane to think about it.
Nineteen hundred.
And you know, you've got like the cow, the eighteen thousand cows that from a fire that
happened.
They were outside of Lubbock.
So you also had you also had those cows who had their assholes ripped out.
All those UFOs, assholes.
That is a bizarre stories like surgically removed.
So it's six different cows or bulls.
One was a bull, I think.
I don't know.
Anyway, and they're in three different counties and they were surgically.
You're right.
It was the tongues were removed.
A flap of hide on one side of their face was removed.
And what were they?
And their assholes were removed.
Yes.
And there was no sign of disturbance, like no tire tracks, no foot tracks, no blood.
No blood.
So could they have taken the cow somewhere, done it and brought it back?
Dude, I know you're probably gonna laugh at me, but I'm like, that sounds like alien shit,
man.
I'm laughing at you.
It does.
It's crazy.
You get some crystal skulls.
They have.
Well, they found it.
They found in place.
You're not allowed to say crystal skulls to Sean anymore.
In place of the asshole.
He's burnt that car.
Crystal skull up the cow's ass.
No, it's just, it's bizarre.
It's bizarre.
They have no.
It could be someone just completely fucking with everybody.
They've never seen anything like it.
They don't know how.
They don't know how it's possible.
So far.
I think it's Jed and Jethro down at the city hall.
Let's go fuck with them.
I think it's something.
Eat your scalpels.
Just like that.
How do you have a circular saw?
I mean, a circular cut to remove the asshole.
Like a big old drill bit.
Like when you draw a big old door hole.
Surgical.
Like meaning it's not like charred and ripped up like you would if it was a, you know, like
a blade.
What if they just used a lightsaber?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't think of that.
I didn't think of that.
God, I feel so stupid.
It'd be cauterized though, right?
Yeah.
I feel so stupid.
Lightsaber would, cannot believe I didn't think of that.
Did they say it was cauterized?
I don't know.
I don't think.
I think it would have to be cauterized.
There's no blood.
Yeah, there's no blood.
So the lightsaber would be the perfect tool.
Six times.
Six times, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
C and C laser that was utilized to carve that out.
Seven watt laser.
Yeah, it was a seven watt.
Seven watt.
Don't we have one like that?
Yes, we do.
Oh, that's fantastic.
It would not cut out a cow's asshole though.
Oh yeah, but they've got stronger ones.
Yes, they do.
Much stronger.
That go through like thicker wood and stuff.
My God, you guys are retarded.
It's definitely aliens.
Definitely.
There's no question about it.
And how about all this talk about UFOs?
Since when has the government been so forthcoming with UFOs?
It's drones.
Did you see the latest one about when they're over there in the Ukraine area?
Was it Ukraine?
I thought it was Syria.
It was somewhere over there in the war area, battle area.
You see like a little round thing go through there.
That was Syria.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a drone.
It's got to be.
But it was moving super fast.
They're saying that they're not one of our drones and...
We're not the only ones that have drones.
It could be Iraq.
I know, but you saw the thing.
It could be Iran's.
You saw the thing.
Isn't Iran big into drones?
Yeah, but I mean...
Iran?
They're like conventional Raptor type drones with a propeller and shit.
They don't like go crazy super fast and have no...
How do we know?
Oh, we don't know that.
I've seen some...
I don't know.
...compatible drones that have the integrity...
Have you seen those racing drones?
Those fast.
That fly super fast and haul through these little obstacle course and fly through these
loops and...
I guess it's possible.
I don't know.
Those things are...
I mean, they go from zero to 10, 15, 20, like boom, just like that.
Did you see the UFO from the private pilot?
The private jet pilot took a...
Was it a 4K, very clear image?
Yes.
Is it really?
Yeah.
These are usually like...
They said they're saying that that was...
Came from the 1900s?
The clearest was the clearest...
You might want to look it up, Mr. Producer, but the clearest UFO footage, if it's real.
I don't believe anything on the internet anymore.
I know.
Nothing.
Because it can all be artificial intelligence, right?
Nothing.
God damn it.
We're just blowing through these aren't we?
Oh yeah, the topics.
Well, we'll come back to the AI.
Let's figure out the top five.
Best ever.
Okay, no, that's not...
Okay, well, it was very recent and it was a put in private jet.
All right, there we go.
Model captures best UFO footage ever from her private plane.
Ever!
Yeah, it's amazing.
Wow, that's really nice.
There it is.
That's the movie, The Abyss.
Look at that.
That's awesome.
That's really good.
Her plane, is it like on the tarmac?
So there's like these three UFOs that look like...
Scroll down.
...from Independence Day.
Yeah, would you scroll down, please?
God.
There it is.
Is that it?
Yeah.
All right, well, take a look.
Let's take a look at this.
Let's see what's...
It's not crazy.
All right, so a UFO filmed by pilot from the cockpit of a plane.
All right, make it big.
The footage seems to show...
Oops.
There we go.
All right, so she's flying.
And okay, first off, I have an issue with something.
Well, she's got all the instruments in there.
They said it was 10,000 feet.
That's not 10,000 feet.
Look, I'm not sure.
That's not 10,000 feet.
No, see, they're already lying.
Already they're lying.
All right, well, I mean, is it...
Hidden underbelly 2.0.
All right, here we go.
Well, that looks like 10,000 feet.
Yeah, oh yeah, that does.
Oh, that definitely looks like 10,000 feet.
Okay, that's much better.
They're not lying.
Would you fly and see anything in there?
They're not lying anymore.
I don't see anything.
Okay, hold on, it's coming.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, I've seen this.
What?
All right, well, that's rather suspect.
So it looks like...
First off, why did she zoom before...
Before the UFO?
Well, she knew it was coming.
No, I think it's made up.
I don't know, look at that.
You could do that on a computer downstairs with Adobe.
Challenge accepted?
Do it, do it.
Oh, no, I can't do it, but there's a lot of people out there that could do that.
So it's kind of strange looking.
It's...
How would you describe that shape?
I mean, that's like a...
It's kind of looking like a crab.
It's like a rectangle with a dome on top of it, kind of.
But it's got points on the ends.
Yeah, the end of it's kind of pinched like a shit.
It looks like a...
I don't know, I don't even know how to describe it.
Anyway, it's all shiny and metal and moving super fast.
If you could imagine an elongated diamond, four-sided, and then one of those long sides
is rounded and the other is pointed.
I don't believe it.
So you literally do not think it's possible that alien probes are here?
No, no.
So there's no way?
No.
Sean, you?
I don't believe that.
What do you think?
I need some hard proof before I believe that.
This is not hard proof.
So why do you...
Okay, well, I mean, this aside, you don't think it's plausible that...
That they're here on Earth?
No.
No, no, no, that aliens have sent probes to check out what's going on on Earth.
No, I don't think so.
Okay.
The universe is too big.
Well, what if they space-time continuum?
They figured out how to fold space.
Well, then they do.
But who's to say that their vehicles look anything like we would expect?
Well, it doesn't.
A lot of the movies that we see, they're humanoid looking.
Who says they even that?
That could be a gas form.
It could be bacteria.
A gas form.
It could look like an octopus.
It could be a big mushroom.
It could be like COVID.
You know, I was thinking about that.
If they don't have...
And then we eat them?
If they don't have thumbs, they can't...
You have to have a body shape that is able to make machinery, to build out of that octopus.
Well, I think you're limited to what we know here.
Some other planet may have some completely other different technology.
Well, they consider...
But you see my point?
I mean...
Maybe they look at us and go, what are those things on their finger?
Why do they have those?
Why don't they just like go inside the machine and work it?
Let's just say whales are as smart as humans.
Okay?
And they might be.
Who knows?
They have gigantic brains.
They are never going to progress past being a whale in an ocean because they don't have
the means to use tools.
They don't have arms.
Are you following me?
I know it sounds kind of crazy.
But look, like Star Trek.
They came down and swooped up a few whales.
Transplant them from one planet to the other?
Transparent aluminum.
Transplant the whales from one planet to another.
They didn't take it to another planet.
They took it back to Earth.
Oh, well there you go.
They took it from another planet?
To the future, right?
No, to the past.
Oh, is that what it was?
So they could repopulate the whale.
They went from the past to the future, didn't they?
They were in the future.
With no whales.
They were in the future and there were no whales.
So they went to the past, got a whale and brought it back.
And brought it back.
Oh, great.
And they did it by flying around the sun super fast.
So some whale from the year 2001 was banging his great grandma.
Could be.
Yeah.
Now they're all like...
Yeah.
I mean, Big Mac could be in that whale.
That would suck.
Wow.
So I think that...
I don't think they're as smart as we are.
I think that the universe being as infinity...
Infinity.
Just, you know...
Or I'd say unfathomable.
It is.
Because I don't...
It's literally incomprehensible.
Well, it's different for me saying infinity because infinity just goes on forever.
It could be unfathomable because honestly I don't think that it goes on forever.
You think you run into a black wall?
Well, I mean...
Hey, we've hit the end of the...
From what they've explained is that the universe...
Oh, like Atari.
Is in a vacuum.
You get blasted through the wall?
You go through one side of the screen and come out the other?
Well, there...
Only if you get shot through the wall.
Flat Earth ideas.
But my point is that I think that it doesn't...
I think it's unfathomable what's going on out there.
And because of that, we don't know how far these aliens are actually traveling.
And how they go about it.
That's true.
Because we don't know.
They could be literally popping into a black hole, popping out of a black hole.
Who knows?
They could be coming from Neptune.
Who knows?
Yeah, we don't know shit about...
Well, we've got probes on Neptune so there's no life there.
Oh, you don't think they see our satellite coming from Earth?
They'll hide like gophers?
Come on.
The United States, when that Chinese spy balloon was flying around, they moved assets.
You don't think aliens on Uranus can't move assets when our probe is going around?
Come on.
No.
Anything possible.
I think the universe is so big that they don't know we're here.
Put it that way.
Because we haven't explored very far.
No.
In the grand scheme of things, I think our farthest probe is just now at Pluto, isn't it?
No.
We actually have something that has escaped the solar system.
I think it was the original, like the man and the woman...
The Viking...
Like circle thing.
One of the Viking satellites, right?
The Vitruvian man.
Wow.
It's got the...
Was it Leonardo da Vinci?
Was it Supine?
No, he's standing there.
That's the Vitruvian man, right?
Yeah, he's standing with his arms out and his legs.
What position is that?
He's just standing there.
Standing?
Yes.
Standing position.
You know who drew that?
I thought you just said...
He did.
Leonardo da Vinci.
Da Vinci, yeah.
Da Vinci code.
Who thinks the aliens are going to understand that?
What is that?
Well, I mean, it seems...
Well, if anything, it's a map back to Earth to kill us.
Yeah.
Well, plus they had that record playing on there.
The doors?
They had a compilation.
Come and light my fire?
They've got a compilation of songs on there.
Do they really?
Yeah.
There was a compilation of songs.
The record was made out of titanium or something like that.
To survive in space.
Is it still going?
It's not playing.
It's there.
Oh, just something.
So they can put it on their record player.
Yeah.
Well, when it arrives.
They're a look at it and go...
Yes.
Dad, dad, you're not going to believe it.
A frisbee.
I found a record on a...
Austin, pull that up.
Find out what record, what album is on the satellite.
How is it not The Beatles?
That should be better.
You know what?
I believe it's...
They had a conversation with like, how do you feel having one of your songs traveling
through the Milky Way?
Don't radio waves go out into the Milky Way and just keep going?
Chuck Berry is immortalized on the Voyager space mission.
Chuck Berry, there we go.
Oh, wait.
No.
That's not it.
Jeff, not to be confused with...
No, they're...
They're not to be confused with...
You're right.
Voyager 1 and Voyager 2.
Veger.
They're going to create a 12-inch gold-plated record.
There we go.
It's not titanium, it's gold.
We're assuming that they're going to know what to do with it because we can't even read
our floppy disks anymore.
Yeah.
But they're going to have something to play that?
Well, they may.
You're saying we should have sent our floppy disks?
Yeah.
Just like you tried to read the Voynich manuscript.
Yeah, well, that's a little bit different.
That's an alphabet.
I mean, they really just have to decipher what's...
I mean, you could take a cactus...
We've talked about that where we're like, who's to say anyone's going to be able to
read our history because it's stored in the cloud somewhere now?
But you could take a cactus needle and put it in a Dixie cup and rotate the record, and
you could be able to hear it.
And of course, it's got to be at a certain RPM, and I'm betting that they wouldn't care.
Yeah, they're going to look at it and go, what is this?
Regardless, again, it falls back to the unfathomable, you have no idea, period.
And just the fact that Chuck Berry is immortalized, as it's saying on a record out there.
I thought there were more than just Chuck Berry, but it doesn't matter.
Buck?
Oh yeah, music by Buck and Chuck Berry.
You know, my attitude is because we don't know...
And don't know.
... because it's so massive, amazing, unfathomable, and because we know nothing about it, anything
is possible.
Well, it's also...
Literally, anything is possible.
It's also difficult for most people to comprehend the distances between Earth, the Moon, Mars,
the Earth to Jupiter.
Yeah, even within our own solar system.
Yeah, it is...
I mean, it's so far.
It's ridiculous.
I told you, we did an astronomy experiment where the whole class, right, he held up a
tennis ball, and everybody, every team was assigned a planet, and you had to make your
planet to scale compared to the tennis ball, and you had to go the distance.
If he held the tennis ball in the classroom, you had to go the distance where you...
How far away it was.
And so we all went off in our different ways, and most of us had basically a grain of sand.
Right.
And that was way too big.
Right.
Right?
And then we went across the parking lot, went across into the other field, and we had to
stop because we couldn't go any further.
It was like a barbed wire fence, and we were on the other side of the...
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
And all of us were like, that was the point of the experiment, which is like, you can't
even imagine how far just the moon is.
People think the moon is like right next to the Earth.
No, it's what, 200,000 miles away or something?
What, how long does it take the astronauts to get there?
Six minutes.
I thought it was four.
It does.
Yeah.
Only on an alien probe would they go that fast.
Yeah, I don't know.
It is fascinating.
It is.
Yeah, the distance.
I enjoy all the stories, and just to, you always think that there's some sort of, I hope so.
I mean, there was talk, there was buzz I saw flopping through Instagram about pictures
that are circulating that they have received from the dark side.
From the dark side.
From the dark side of the moon.
Pictures?
China's the only one that has...
Well, what did they do?
They went around the moon.
The buzz is that there are buildings that they found back there.
That China's built or they were just there.
That were pre-existent.
Wait a second.
There's some structures.
Hold on, we have already gone around the moon.
We've seen the dark side of the moon.
Yeah, but we haven't, there's no video.
There's no proof of what's actually on the other side.
There's no, no one's seen it.
Either it was too dark or...
I don't believe that.
I think we have seen the dark side.
I don't think so.
But there was, I mean, when China did go around the moon, there was something significant
about the fact that it was on the dark side.
So maybe they did a first and maybe they took pictures and those are the pictures you're
talking about.
They've been leaked.
Leaked.
What kind of buildings were they?
They were rectangular structures.
They were pyramids.
I mean, it is very...
Were they like adobe?
It's reasonable to suggest that these things were just huge crystals.
Because they, nature is crazy cool where you see organized structures.
Oh yeah.
That has got to be manmade, but it's not.
It's just an organic, like metal crystal structures that build, like you can boil metal and cool
it really quick and it turns into these, this collage of cubes.
Yeah.
Which is amazing.
And you look at that and you're like, well, there's no...
Those could not have been created without an intelligent species.
Right.
But you know, that's just the natural formation, the way those atoms cooled down.
Yeah.
No, I hear you.
Oh, they're doing a...
This is something different.
This is a basic, basic astronomy about the moon going around the earth, the earth going
around the sun.
You know, you'd be amazed how many people don't understand the really basic stuff about
like why we have the seasons.
A lot of people can't explain why we have the seasons.
Like why it's summer and spring and fall.
Well, it's because the tilt of the earth.
The tilt of the earth.
People think it's because you're closer to the sun, farther away from the sun.
We're the same distance from the sun all year round, but the tilt of the earth, the tilt
towards, it tilts away.
Correct.
Yeah.
Isn't that fascinating?
I mean, that just that little difference, tilting, just tilting away from the earth
in the same orbit.
That's another thing too, is I think that...
Crazy.
The fact that the earth is in the perfect distance right now, and it only takes a small
15% variation like that to create the seasons.
Can you imagine if we were pushed out of whack a little bit further?
No, we'd be dead.
We would die.
I mean, if a huge asteroid were to come by, let's say it didn't obliterate the earth,
it just did enough to push us out a couple hundred feet miles.
We would immediately freeze to death.
Yeah.
And turn into Venus.
And what's amazing is when they go through and they look at how many solar systems, right?
How many stars with planets have the likelihood of having a planet in the...
And they call it the suitable zone or something like that, where it could sustain life.
Right.
It is like one half of one...
You know what I mean?
It's like a minuscule, tiny fraction.
Well, there's billions of galaxies out there.
Trillions.
Yeah.
So if you like 0.001...
All right.
There's still a chance because there's trillions of them out there.
Oh, that still makes it thousands of planets that are in the habitable zone.
Right.
Which means there is life out there.
Right.
And they're often visiting Earth.
I wonder if they're hot.
Like smoking hot.
Well, they're all nude.
There's no question about it.
Could be.
A lot of life in the universe is all nude.
Do you think they have TikTok?
You know what?
They do.
Have they progressed beyond that?
Yeah, I think the Chinese have already gotten to them.
They're covered in a nice, fine pelt.
Oh, God.
It's like the movie Cocoon.
That was such a cool movie.
You know, I saw the thing that...
Remember they had...
Wilford Brimley?
We're all older than Wilford Brimley is in that movie.
No.
Yes.
Yeah, at this time we are.
We are older than he was.
He looked so old in that movie.
We are older than he was when he was in that movie.
Yeah.
They had inter...
I guess what do you call it?
Inter-alien sex in that movie?
Gosh, I don't remember.
I saw the movie once.
He was in the pool.
She takes off her human outfit.
And she's all bright.
And then he just climbs inside of her.
Yeah, I guess they have some sort of moment together.
Wilford?
No, no, no, no.
The main guy.
What's his name?
Steve Gutenberg.
He always just kind of pulls the shit out of the back.
He was in Police Academy as well.
Yeah, he is.
Not much since then.
Great movie.
I like cocoons.
Gosh, like I said, I saw it once.
We saw the theater.
I haven't seen it since.
That's where the water...
So they left behind...
They had to leave in a hurry.
And they left the cocoons in the ocean.
And they were coming back to get them.
But the aliens were.
Then they take the cocoons.
And then they put them in the swimming pool.
Right, I remember that.
Yeah, they put them in the swimming pool.
Because they're getting ready to...
They have to...
Something has to happen before they can take them.
And that's where the guys were swimming.
The old guys were swimming.
Oh, they're feeling young.
Yeah, yeah.
So they get in the water.
Yeah, they get in the water.
And it makes them feel amazing.
And they let them stay there.
As long as you don't tell anybody.
And you're the only ones that come here.
You guys can keep swimming here.
And so, yes, they get totally amazing.
Remember, they're playing basketball.
And they're dunking on those guys and stuff.
Right, yeah.
Anyway, and then it gets leaked out.
To the rest of the nursing home people.
Or the assisted living.
And they start going apeshit crazy.
And start trying to break.
You know what I mean?
They're all lifting up the cocoons.
And trying to break in into them.
And yeah, it goes bad.
Yeah, we suck.
We do suck.
That's human nature.
We just ruin everything.
Yeah.
You had a good thing going.
And you just ruined it.
Yeah.
Kind of like that lady that was saying,
we should be able to loot Macy's and...
It's reparations.
So we should be able to...
You know, I'm getting...
Loot and all that stuff.
I'm getting to the point of...
I was already there.
I've just discussed of the bullshit that's going on.
Because I sent you an article today that now a lot of these corporations are trying to cancel Mother's Day.
Yeah, I don't understand what's going on with that.
There are no mothers because there is no women and men, right?
So it's birthing parent day.
What's shocking...
So what Jeff's referring to is you have emails get sent to corporate employees from their HR team, I guess.
No, it's like us as well, I think.
Isn't it?
Like Mother's Day sale.
Oh, right.
Those type of emails.
Hey, it's Mother's Day sale at Bed Bath and Beyond.
That's right.
And then it says if you are uncomfortable...
If this triggers you...
If this triggers you, right?
If you're uncomfortable and you want to opt out of these Mother's Day deals, we understand and we'll make it easy for you to do that.
Because we know that not everyone is mothers.
Right.
Whatever.
Right.
What the fuck?
They're going to do the same thing for Father's Day in June.
Right.
Well, what is a father?
They don't exist.
Men and women just don't exist.
Anyway, it pisses me off.
I'm reading all these companies, a lot of them I don't shop at.
I don't...
That's it right there.
There it is.
Yeah.
Corporate America is canceling Mother's Day.
Yeah.
The first one that I really...
I recognize a lot of them, but I don't shop a lot of them.
DoorDash, never used them.
Fry's Food, which is actually a Kroger company.
Did it.
K Jewelers, never shopped there.
Hallmark.
Well, what about Black History Month?
Yeah, can you opt out of that?
Well, I mean, that's a race.
This is a gender-based thing.
It just seems odd.
What's odd to me is how the wording is so similar.
It is.
They are all very, very similar.
It's like they had...
And there were like 20 of them, different companies.
I think probably one of these, because there's little...
Not little, but there's organizations out there that push this, like the Bud Light Fiasco.
There's companies out there that will give you grades.
And sometimes firms pay them to put these things on.
That's right.
So corporate marketing firms are subscribing to these activist feeds, and they're saying...
Because they're getting paid to do it.
Right.
Hey, look, if you put this on your Bud Light can, we'll pay you X amount.
No, we'll give you a good grade.
I'm not so sure about that part.
No, we'll give you a good grade that says you're good for the...
ESG.
...LGB...
It's actually a different one.
It's not the ESG.
It's C something.
I see.
LGBTQI...
Yeah, so it's that lobby group who is hitting all these ups and we grade your company as
favorable or unfavorable to the gay community.
Yep.
And if you get a bad one, we're going to say you're bad and we're going to shame you.
And no one wants to be bad.
And yeah, no one's going to want to work for you.
And so they subscribe to this and then they say, this is what we recommend you put on
the emails that you send out to your customers.
Unbelievable.
Because they're so similar.
Correct.
They're so unbelievably similar.
It's so different than all the mainstream media is getting their feed from something
that they all report the same thing.
Right.
You know what I mean?
All the talking points that get sent out, they must have the same type of activist type
group that is sending them...
There is.
Oh, maybe the White House.
Because I listened to Dan Bongino in the morning and he's on that email list.
He got canceled, didn't he?
No.
Well, no, he lost his show on Fox because...
That's what it meant.
Yeah.
He has his own...
Well, no, he didn't lose it.
Well, I listened to a show when he announced he goes, yeah, he goes, we could come to a
contract negotiation because there was nothing bad because we just couldn't come to an agreement.
That's right.
So I'm done.
Right.
And now Tucker's gone.
Now that he was fired.
He had no idea it was coming.
Yeah.
And apparently came from Murdoch himself.
Yeah.
Well, you know...
Am I saying that right?
Murdoch?
Rupert.
Rupert Murdoch.
Yeah.
He's the one who owns it.
Yeah.
So he apparently fired him and then Don Lamon got fired.
And we're saying it, and they're saying it, the last straw was the Vivek?
Vivek Wham Sammy or whatever his last name is.
Yeah.
So that was an awesome interview.
Yeah.
And Don was like being ridiculous.
He was like, I'm offended as a black man that you are even talking about, you know, the
Civil War.
You know, you're not allowed to talk about that.
Yeah.
And Vivek was like, I think we should be able to talk about these issues without bringing
up the color of your skin.
Meanwhile, he's an Indian American with very brown skin.
Right.
What the hell?
Right.
Anyway, apparently that went bad for Don Lamon.
I think that's the last straw.
I think that's the last straw because he's had a lot of missteps.
Oh yeah.
A lot recently.
He's had a lot over the years, but a lot recently.
But I think this one was...
One of the reparations from that British lady, that was one of the best slams that I've heard
given to any reporter.
He's had many of those though.
But what was that one?
I don't remember that one.
Where Don Lamon was suggesting to an English...
I don't remember what's exactly in her position.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was saying, you know, we're glad that England is doing so well.
No, it's when the Queen died.
Yeah.
When the Queen died and he just went off on this tangent talking about how well the country's
doing and that since they're doing so well and they're so wealthy, you know, are they
going to... how do they feel about paying into reparations for the black slaves?
That was Don Lemon asking her?
Don Lemon said that.
Yeah, that was Don Lamon.
And he turned around and she turned around and was kind of like, yeah, you know, but
what was the top of the food chain there?
And started talking about the Kings of North Africa.
Well, let's take it all the way back.
Yeah.
And she was describing how Britain put an end to the slavery.
We were the first country.
And a lot of people died, like a lot of Navy soldiers.
How about the 2000 British sailors that died on the seas defending and helping the slaves?
Yeah.
Should they get reparations as well?
Yeah.
But I think we should start there.
He was like, oh, thank you for coming on, doctor.
I'm an idiot.
Yeah.
Well, they're lunatics, man.
They really are.
They being this, this LGBA campaign, the plus the whole programs and how they're...
They're shaming people.
I saw something on that.
It's for unforeseen things.
Just in the future.
I identify as a carrot with male genitalia.
And you got to respect that.
You know, and I tell you, these guys aren't...
Rational.
Look, you could be...
I don't care what you are.
You could be gay, straight.
I don't care.
But...
Do it somewhere else.
I know lots of gay people that aren't crazy.
Oh, yeah.
And...
The vast majority of them are not crazy.
I mean, that's what's sad about this.
Most of them are.
But that's...
They got these few people that are sincerely having a difficult time grasping their sexuality.
And I feel for that.
Yeah.
You know, I get it.
There's therapy.
They need help.
They do.
I mean...
I do think it's mental illness, personally.
It is mental illness.
That's why...
Oh, dysphoria.
They have this...
That's why they get angry and they fight back into...
It's like anorexia.
That's a body...
Yeah, don't call me abnormal.
Don't call me a freak.
I'm normal.
I'm completely normal.
These trans people and binary people, you know, they have been the source of...
Non-binary.
They have been the source of many mass shootings.
You know...
Recently.
Recently, yes.
Yeah.
There was a Colorado Springs, the Denver shooter, and the Aberdeen shooter, and the Nashville
shooter.
Those are all trans people.
We haven't seen her manifesto yet.
It must be really bad, and they're trying to squash it.
Well, what I read about it, whoever saw it, is that it is horribly dangerous.
It was a blueprint, very detailed blueprint on how to, you know...
They didn't really expand upon what...
Bring down the United States or whatever, but they said it was...
If that fell into the wrong hands, it would be...
Yeah, like very dangerous.
That's all they said.
And I was kind of like, really?
I don't know if it could be more dangerous than...
You know, I don't know.
I don't...
So, you've got...
But you mentioned it right now.
They're trying to suppress it.
So it's like, well, who's they?
And you got this whole they thing going on.
The Nashville Police Department.
Yeah, it's...
Well, I mean...
And the FBI.
Well, they're getting pressure from someone.
And the FBI.
Well, that too.
But you have like...
Who takes their lead from...
The gentleman that just hacked into...
That's right.
Oh, Department of Justice is totally woke.
We know that.
He was playing a video game.
He worked for Top Secret.
He was getting Top Secret papers and he's putting them on his video game.
Some sort of chat thing.
And he says, oh, look, these are real paper, real documents, and they're really classified.
Well, those...
You don't hear a lot about that.
What they're insinuating or suggesting is that the papers that he was putting out there
for people to look at proves or provided evidence that the whole...
One of the biggest reasons we're in Ukraine now is to launder money or that there is a
shitload of laundering going on right now.
They're cleaning money using the Ukraine as a crutch or tool to do that.
Oh, God.
And who is actually laundering money?
I know we've sent hundreds of billions of dollars now, right?
You didn't...
I don't know.
That's what...
Who would be laundering it?
The government?
Well, someone's laundering money.
Interesting.
That's what the papers that he put on the blogs inside the game, he was putting out
there for people to look at.
That's what they had said.
Interesting.
Reportedly.
Yeah, I want to meltdown.
The guy is, what, 24?
21, isn't he?
21?
I think he's 21.
Yeah, he's 21.
And he had the top, top security clearance.
Top.
Because he was an IT, I guess.
He was low level, but he had the clearance so he could work on machines.
He's screwed.
Yeah, he is.
And he was trying to impress his buddies.
Yeah, I don't think there was any maliciousness.
In his gaming forum.
He was just an asshole.
He was just an idiot.
Just an idiot.
He is not an asshole.
And he wasn't trying to hurt the United States.
He was trying to impress his friends.
Yes.
And he was 21 years old.
And he was the oldest one in there with a bunch of kids.
Right.
But obviously someone was old enough to see it, but he'd been doing it for months apparently.
Yeah.
And someone finally saw it and went, hey.
These might be real.
Yes.
Unbelievable.
Well, I mean.
Totally not like the Snowden guy.
The Snowden guy was like, this shouldn't be happening.
I'm going to blow the whistle.
Correct.
Right?
I think so far.
And he's still hiding in Russia?
Didn't they give him refuge in Russia?
He's somewhere over there, yeah.
Oh, is he on the run?
No, no, no, no.
Snowden?
Snowden has been given sanctuary in Russia.
But why does he need sanctuary?
Because he'll be in prison over here.
That's right.
Oh, well, that's what I meant.
He's on the run.
So on the run implies like you don't know where he is.
He is in Russia.
Living.
Why did they allow him to live over there?
They didn't.
He escaped there.
OK.
So he was in Hong Kong.
He was in Hong Kong.
Yeah, Russia's allowing him to be there.
I don't know where he's at now.
Well, why can't we extradite him?
With Russia?
Yeah, Russia's going to say F you.
Yeah, I like that.
That's why he went there, because they wouldn't give him back to the United States.
I'm just surprised that Russia's allowing him.
They're just doing it to be douchebags, right?
Absolutely.
Probably.
100%.
And he's probably talking to him.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, it was sad because he made a rough call.
He was engaged to be married, I think.
He knew what he was getting into.
He was like, well, if you want to live, you have to make some of these decisions.
Like, I'm not going to live.
They're going to euthanize me like they took Jeffrey Epstein.
Did Jeffrey Epstein really die?
I think he is dead now.
Did he kill himself?
No.
But did he?
I mean, do we ever see pictures of his dead body?
I don't know.
I didn't.
Yeah, so Snowden has been in Russia since 2013.
Yeah.
He was there for an extended period.
He is now a Russian citizen.
Holy shit, 10 years.
He has citizenship now.
Does he have a wife and kids?
He had to give up his marriage or his engagement to go on the run.
Yeah, a lot of crazy stuff going on.
We talk about citizenships.
Do you know that we have like over 20 congressmen, forward slash senators that have dual citizenship
in China?
Oh, good Lord.
They were born in the United States.
I don't know the details of it.
And they are Chinese citizens?
There are over almost two dozen.
I don't know.
We don't know what they are?
I mean, I didn't dig deep.
I was busy.
But maybe the producer.
Are they all demotivated?
I don't know.
They didn't say that either.
I doubt it.
Yeah.
No, but there's dual citizenship for congressmen.
I don't believe that's right.
I don't believe it's right either.
Not with China.
Definitely not with an enemy.
Yeah, no kidding.
Yeah, like you need to renounce that.
Yeah, I don't know.
In order to become a senator, you can't be a Chinese citizen.
While you're looking that up, did you hear about the Chinese police stations?
Yeah, New York City.
They're everywhere.
Apparently, yeah, they were more than just in New York City.
Well, yeah, apparently they're across the country.
Right.
And they were set up to spy on Chinese dissidents.
Correct.
People that leave China to live here and bad mouth, potentially bad mouth China.
That were like, they defected or they...
So what would these people do?
Would they go up to them and say, we're going to kill your family?
They probably did.
In China, if you don't stop.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Because they can't really, unless they kill them here, they can't really do anything to
them here, I wouldn't think.
Well, I would imagine in some cases they can if they're that dangerous.
Well, that's what I mean.
Can they hurt them?
Well, I mean, people just disappear and die all the time.
Well, that's what I mean.
Besides killing the people here, it's not necessarily a police station.
It's a spying station.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Basically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right.
They're not going to use it as a police station.
It makes it sound like they're going around and patrolling.
Right.
You know, and Chinese citizens can be arrested and charged in their police station.
No, it's just this, like you said, it's a spying thing to keep an eye on the Chinese
folks who came over who are potentially bad mouth the CCP.
Yeah.
And then apparently the police chief, like the chief of that spying station, has been
seen with Schumer.
Yeah, has been seen with Schumer and I think the mayor of New York City.
So it is there's no prohibition against dual citizenship serving in Congress.
But already, already have them Chinese.
You said how many?
Seventeen.
Over twenty is what the what I thought I read.
I'm it's interesting.
I'm trying to find it.
I can't find it.
I hear they list a foreign born foreign born United States politicians.
Yeah, but how far back does that go?
Ted Cruz was born in Canada.
What?
Oh my God.
I don't believe that's correct.
It can't be.
He ran for president.
Yeah, that's Wikipedia for you.
Yeah, they're spreading.
What does Obama say?
Misinformation.
Does Obama say Canada?
No, he says Nigeria.
Well, there's actually a lot.
Kenya.
That's right.
There's a lot from England, Scotland, Cuba, the Panama Canal, Norway, England.
There are seventy three.
Damn.
And already like China, like, for example, Chris Van Hollen, he's from Pakistan and he's
currently holding office in Maryland.
You have a Mazy K.
Horono from Japan, he's currently he has a he's from Japan and he's currently has office.
He's from Hawaii.
OK, so hold on.
Here's what we're dealing with here.
This is misleading.
Just because you're not born in the United States doesn't mean you weren't born in America.
If you're so my brother was born in La Paz, Bolivia.
Right.
He is an American citizen born in Bolivia and he has the right, if he chooses to be
a Bolivian citizen as well, because he was born there.
Correct.
And then and so I said Ted Cruz might have been born in Canada, but he was born to US
parents.
Right.
So he is American and he can be president.
Right.
I know a guy who works for me is from the UK, from England.
OK.
And he had he came over here.
He has his green card works and married as kids and he is getting his kids dual citizenship.
So his kids will have perfect English and they were born here.
That's right.
Which is why they can be.
Yeah.
So they're British citizens from birth from just because he is because he is.
Right.
But he has to go by a certain age, though, I think.
So anyway, like I wonder what the benefits are.
I mean, I guess it's convenient if you're traveling back and forth all the time.
Well, that or all right, let's go move to we're moving back to England.
Yeah.
I'm already a citizen.
I mean, I think the big thing is, I mean, because if you're going to travel abroad and
you're not a citizen of that country, you have to do go through the visa process.
So that's exactly what happened with Ted Cruz.
His he was born to American parents abroad.
That's right.
Correct.
And the fact that you were just showing Mr. Producer was most most of them are in that
in that boat.
And to be clear in misrepresenting my my my my thoughts earlier, I misread or heard whatever
I was reading.
There's nowhere on here that says there was any from China.
I was going to say, I don't think they would.
Yeah, that would be.
Yeah.
So I don't know what I was reading.
In other words, if that were true, I'm sure other other politicians would have been throwing
that in their face all the time and we would have heard about it.
But you know, Swalwell, you know, the Chinese spy.
So there's another interesting thing regarding congressmen and senators.
There was some guy that was like, oh, yeah, my son, I was talking to him and he's like,
hey, dad, between the NFL and the NBA, which one do you think is true?
You pick.
And he starts naming shoplifting twenty two, you know, DWI fifteen, you know, just all
these negative things.
You know, how many players in those?
Yeah.
How many players in it?
You know, which because one of them, it's for all the you know, since he's counting
down, it was just like assault.
There's seven, you know, shoplifting.
And he was going right down the line of all these things that are horrible that you get
in trouble for and he was like an eighty three or I'm sorry, there's like two got in trouble
for writing hot checks.
Eighty three of them, you know, went bankrupt, you know, for poor money management and just
right down the line.
And he was just like, neither of them.
It's the Congress.
It's our Congress.
You know, I don't know.
Oh, OK, I guess that first they were kind of like, all right, well, which one do you
think it is?
Is it NBA or is it NFL?
And you're thinking of all these these fugs.
Yeah, these just piece of shit sports players.
And it turns out to be our congressman, you know, and he says, Congressman, that's well,
I mean, you know, it's actually not surprising.
Think about just about every single one of them is corrupt.
Just about, in my opinion, except for the ones that went broke.
Right.
Well, no, that doesn't mean they're not corrupt.
They just suck at it.
Right.
They just they suck at being corrupt, which is why they don't have money.
But yeah, I mean, politicians, man.
Awful, awful, awful.
You know, you were talking about the NBA.
I know this is maybe a hard left.
You know how I haven't I quit the NBA way back when during the covid because they used
to play.
You were part of the Utah Jazz Center.
The what you said you quit the NBA.
You stopped playing for them.
No, I quit watching.
Oh, I quit watching.
And because I was I hated the the politic, the political politicization, politicization,
correct.
When they started doing the names on the back of the jerseys and they played in the bubble
and then they boycotted a game because there was a you know, another incident with the
police.
You know, somebody, you know, tried to shoot a cop and they shot back.
And so they they killed him.
And anyway, I haven't I haven't gone back since.
And they interviewed Phil Jackson.
Yep.
I saw you hear about this.
Yep.
And it was huge.
They were asking him, who are you rooting for?
Are you following it?
He said, no, I'm not following it.
Well, why not?
He goes, same my same story.
When they got political back during the bubble days.
Yeah, I lost interest.
Phil Jackson, a former NBA player, and he has 13 rings, 13 rings as a player and coach.
Correct.
And he no longer watches the NBA for the same for the same reason that I don't.
And did you see the feedback Jalen Rose gave about that?
About that he was basically killing a racist and this and that.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Who are you going to believe Jalen Rose who doesn't have anything right or the 13 rings?
Oh, my God.
Called him a racist.
Well, essentially, yes.
Unbelievable.
No, that just that just renewed my renewed my boycott.
Yeah.
I don't watch the NBA.
I was going to I was thinking about paying attention to some some of these games this
year.
They're in the midst of it right now.
Yeah.
And like our kids don't understand that.
Like they still watch the NBA.
I was like, I can't watch this.
Yeah.
No, my son's the same way.
I was like, yeah, I'll get it.
Said I'm not going back.
I was like, I mean, you'll get it eventually.
You'll get there.
Yeah.
Fun while you can.
Yeah.
Well, the shit doesn't bother you.
I'll.
It will eventually.
But I would.
I would be forgetting, honestly, because hockey is not on my radar.
But hockey games are so exciting in the playoffs.
They're going out right now as well.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I enjoy hockey.
I need to I need to to keep that on my radar so I can catch some of these games.
Now, the stars are in it.
I think they're.
Yeah.
Too well, too.
And to the plan, Minnesota.
Well, they go.
I mean, hell, how often do we want to get into hockey and our our our home team is in it?
Yeah.
Right in the playoffs.
So I think that's great.
Anyway, speaking of home teams and your shirt, guess what?
We're in the middle of right now.
Oh, are we missing a season three?
Another Frisco fighters of Frisco fighters season.
Well, you're the one that's supposed to tell us, OK, they play this Friday.
Yeah.
Me.
Why?
Because you're the Frisco fighters coordinator guy.
Yeah.
Aren't you?
No.
Yeah, my shirt doesn't fit anymore.
It's it's too big.
Did it shrink?
It's too big.
I think it shrunk.
You've lost too much weight.
That's exactly what it is.
I mean, it's like a moomoo on you now.
Oh, well, no, I wouldn't say moomoo.
It's just very sausagey.
I'm like, I feel there's no creases and folds you see on this is very tight.
Yeah.
That's a ram rap.
Spandex just spandex.
There you go.
Do you ever see the Simpsons with when he wears the moomoo?
He he wants to work from home.
He wants to work from home.
So he deliberately gains weight until that.
Oh, he gets gigantic, enormously fat.
And so, yeah, the only thing that fit are the big moomoo's, you know, and he liked it.
Oh, he loved it.
He loved it.
It's such a great episode.
So currently, the Dallas Stars are playing the Minnesota Wild.
Correct.
So two to two, you said, you know, the symptoms zero to Simpsons on the air for stars are
up to nothing.
Oh, like they're playing right now.
Yeah, right.
Oh, I thought you meant like the game score.
The Simpsons have been on for 32 years.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Thirty two years.
And I haven't watched it in two decades.
We watched it.
I watched it.
Thirty two years.
Really?
Yeah.
That's what was on 32 years.
It was it was that's when it was a short on Tracy Ullman.
And then it became a show.
Wow.
Amazing.
Thirty two years.
The longest running show in history, right?
Yeah.
Or is Wheel of Fortune.
OK.
I don't know.
I mean, there's some game shows out there that have been on for prices.
Right.
But hey, the Dallas Stars are you're right.
The series is two and two.
Correct.
Yes.
They're on game five and they're playing.
They're playing right now.
The stars are up.
That's huge.
Is it a five game series or seven game series in this round?
Seven.
It's all.
Is it 17?
No, it's always seven.
Seventeen games.
I think all of the series now are all seven, even in basketball, through all seven game
series.
No, I think baseball is five early on and then it goes to seven.
Man, I can't remember.
It's been so long since I've watched the NBA.
I don't even remember.
I don't watch the NBA.
I don't watch the baseball.
You're not really a sports fan.
I watch show.
I think Cowboys.
I love.
I really enjoy watching hockey, though.
I enjoy baseball when my teams are good, but my teams have been so bad.
It's been hard.
Yeah.
You are a fair weather fan.
No.
But you can't not watch them when they suck.
We still watch them.
Well, they're not on TV down here.
My six day Reds are not on TV.
That would have been that should have been the thing out of your mouth.
I haven't watched them because they suck for so long.
They have.
That is the definition of a fair weather fan.
I actually have free football teams.
I'll try to catch some some reds actually playing the Rangers right now.
Ah, cool.
Reds and Rangers.
I do miss baseball.
We need to go some rough riders games.
Those are great.
Get a suite.
Yeah, we know we could.
No, we sit in the crappy seats.
No, the ten dollar seats and get five dollar hot dogs.
No, two dollar hot dogs.
I don't need third degree burns.
Yeah, you fry out there.
Pansy.
Whatever, man.
I can't be in the sun anymore, dude.
Yeah, I'll tell you what I was skin does not like.
Let's wear burkas.
I'm going to drop like 50 bucks.
Let's go.
Rough Rider.
All you can eat, drink, ticket.
There you go.
I'd be in.
That'd be so much fun.
We can sit in the air conditioning, that air conditioned little area with the big window
and eat like nine hot dogs.
No, no, God, it'd be wonderful.
You'd be toxic.
You'd be sweating.
You would.
It doesn't sound appealing to you.
I'd have to bring some flushable wet wipes because I'm visiting the bathroom.
There's like 40 bucks a game or something like that for all of us.
Each each.
Oh, God, that's too much for a rough.
I was talking about it.
You get foods.
Oh, unlimited hot dogs.
I know that's where my wife bartended for a while.
I think.
Yeah, whatever.
I paid the money.
It'd be fun just to do it.
I don't care.
I mean, I've gone with Jeff, my neighbor, Jeff.
Oh, one of our football, one of our fancy football dudes.
OK, God, if you're saying Jeff is tier one, I'm really, really worried about you guys.
Does he listen to the podcast?
He does not.
And he is an avid Bud Light drinker.
Oh, so, yeah.
So I was walking the dog and I was going past his house and I saw him in the garage and
I went over there and I was like, hey, how are you handling the Bud Light Bud Light deal?
Because, you know, every time I see it on the news or whatever, I think of you because
he's avid.
But I thinker and he's like, I'm just drinking more of it.
I'm just drinking more.
I don't know.
I'm just drinking more.
He sounds like more of it.
He sounds just like Hank Hill.
He does.
Hey, man, how you doing?
Damn it, Sean.
What?
He's he's so funny.
He's a weird dude, though.
I like him a lot.
He's strange.
I think I think Sean needs to tell us of his his brief stardom that he had here.
Yes.
His brush was stardom.
Oh, yeah.
That was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
So I'll try to to to get this pretty quick here.
So I have a work colleague and shout out to the net if you hear it.
Hey, what's up?
And, you know, dudes like us making our wood crafts.
We made out we made a bunch of cutting boards and dudes like us.
I put one of her and her husband's last one, their last name.
And I was mailing it.
So I was at the post office.
Yeah, you're in line.
And I've got like the cutting board and I go in there just like figuring it out as I
get in there.
So what am I going to put this in?
You know, I'm looking at I'm fitting all the different bags and boxes.
And and so I'm up at the side counter and this big, tall dude that looks like the guy
from the tight end Gronk.
That's his name.
Yeah.
Gronkowski.
He looked like a spinning image of the enormous.
Yeah, he's a big dude.
And I was like, hey, how you doing?
And then I set the the cutting board down there and he turned to me really quick and
I thought I was all that.
I fucking piss him off or something because you know how I am.
I don't give a shit.
I was about to break your break line and everything.
And I set the board there like I'm trying to.
So I was trying to find a box that would fit in.
And it was it was actually kind of troublesome because they had.
But anyways, so I said, I can imagine you struggled in that huge struggle.
I was like, it's not like the guy's like, hey, man, that's a nice cutting board.
But he said it just like that.
Like I was like, you know, hey, you know, that that initial tone.
Right.
And I was kind of because I thought I was like I was being scolded by some large dude.
This guy's going to kill me and he's going to tell me I'm going to say something stupid
and I'm going to wear my head for a butt plug for the rest of my life.
And you're like, I'm going to do it again.
So he's like, hey, man, that's a nice cutting board.
I was like, why, thank you.
Thank you.
It was made by dudes like us podcast.
Just had it waxed.
And he and I was like dudes like us podcast.
And I turn it over and it's got the little laser dudes like us etched inside.
Super cool.
And he was just like his eyes got real big.
It was like, no, I kind of sound like Rocky Balboa.
No, but it was like Linda, then I was like, fuck, what the hell is this all about?
It's like, you know, so his wife, Linda, is in line.
Linda.
Well, she was over by the passport area because I guess they were waiting for some guy to
show up to take the pictures to passport.
Yes.
You know, and so, you know, she comes over there and she's like, this is this guy's on
dudes like us.
She's all we'll send to that podcast right now.
It's like, which one?
You listen and you're like, what?
Yeah, well, I'm taking back.
I'm like, like this is happening.
Yes.
I was like, this is so exciting.
I wanted to put us on a three way, but your phones are stupid.
They don't get my face times.
So you call me, dude, you're not going to believe this.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and I'm in the kitchen hearing and then I'm like, what?
Really?
Are you kidding?
What?
Am I here on my neck was standing up.
It was stupid.
Anyway, and so I get off the phone and I'm like, you're not going to believe this.
And she's like, really?
How cool?
Well, yeah, we have to have it.
I know it's Jane Doe.
You don't.
We were not Jane Doe.
It's Linda Doe.
We were listening to the podcast on the way up to the post office and now my wife is listening
to it in her earbuds right now.
And then we're all asking, how did she find out about us?
Yeah, because you, I'm thinking it's the only people we know or people friends of who we
know or they stumbled upon it.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Well, we'll never know.
So now we have two more users.
But I did tell them, check us on Instagram and see if, you know, send us a message.
Hey, man, we like your content.
Hey, we think your content's stupid.
Hey, maybe you should change this.
Hey, you were wrong about this one topic back in the episode thirty two point three.
You were wrong because Paul is a douche and we're saying nice things about Paul.
It's the ad tithesis.
But you just had to ask me.
I would have told you that.
Yeah.
So these it was a shot out to the couple in the post office that made our day.
Yeah, it was nice, man.
That was super cool.
Yeah.
So yeah, super excited.
Called you guys right away.
And man, whatever.
It was a small little triumph.
It was a win.
Really went far.
It was a win.
It made us all quit our jobs and think that we have a future in.
It's like money's going to start pouring in.
I've been checking my account ever since then.
It hasn't moved at all.
Well, officially my QR code is on our Facebook page for dudes like us, you know, for any
like donations that you want to give to upgrade our equipment.
Are they rolling in?
I haven't seen any sort of effect.
It's been quite the opposite.
You are like a Venmo QA.
There is a yes.
You put that out there.
Yes.
Yeah, I have it out there.
So if someone takes their phone and scans it into your account, the DS Murphy Productions
one.
Yes.
See.
Yeah.
So if it was going nuts, we would never know.
Yeah, Sean pulls up with a motor home.
Look at this.
Hey guys, I are going to travel the country.
What?
Are you for this?
Marsha Milam and I are about to take off right now, heading to Austin to go visit Marsha
Milam.
We're going to do.
How are you guys able to quit your job?
Did you win the lottery?
Well, we got to go.
You hear dudes like us blast on the radio on the way out of town.
Dudes like us flag.
Where did the flag come from?
Hey, Sean, come back.
That's very exciting though.
But I think it's very cool because we do this thinking that no one is really listening to
this and then when you find out people are, whether they like it or not, I think, I know
some people don't appreciate our humor.
We're a little saucy and we don't respect left.
We don't like government, more government in our systems.
You know, fuck it.
We don't like Democrats, essentially.
I mean, I like the people themselves.
I hate their policies.
You know what's interesting?
And so that turns off a lot of people.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Correct.
He's a Democrat.
And I subscribed long before I even knew he was a Democrat.
I subscribed to his Children's Health Institute, Children's Health something.
And that's where I've been getting a lot of my information about how harmful the vaccines
are.
Well, he's a regular liberal.
What we grew up being.
Yes.
Or knowing.
So I've even given money to his organization because they're so anti-vaccine and they're
so against big pharma.
Now, they have other stuff too, right?
I mean, they're like pesticides and GMO.
And I mean, they go after anything that is harmful for us.
Yeah, I agree.
I'm a huge proponent of that.
I can't stand those pesticides.
And they also go after, you know, fossil fuel pollution, polluting waters.
You know, they go after all that kind of stuff.
But you can imagine my surprise when I'm like all in on helping this organization and then
find out that Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
That you were funding his presidency.
That he's running for president and he's a Democrat.
And I'm like, and I even told my wife, I was like, I'm in a really weird situation here.
Like that is just odd for me to be supporting a Democrat.
And then I'm like, OK, well, what is your platform?
I'll listen to you.
I mean, the guys, he's very level headed, right?
Kind of like that Harold Ford on the five.
Right.
I think he's very level headed and like the classic liberal.
Right.
Or Democrat.
I won't even say liberal.
The classic Democrat, the blue dogs or whatever you want to call them.
And here's what's happened.
See if I can do this really quick.
In the past, Republicans and Democrats both agreed about what a problem about what a problem
was.
Right.
They both agreed.
Democrats and Republicans both said that's a problem.
They agreed.
Now they had differences on how to solve it.
Right.
Democrats thought government should step in.
Government should regulate government, government, government.
Right.
That's generally and Republicans would say no, not the federal government, not big central
government.
The states should handle it.
And even in the state scenario, let's let private citizens deal with it.
Like let's solve that problem on a local level.
Right.
But we all agreed that the problems like we agreed that problems were problems.
Now the difference is liberals are saying that's not a problem.
Republicans are saying that's a problem and vice versa.
So don't even worry about how we're going to solve it.
We don't even agree on what's a problem.
Correct.
That's where we've gotten in the past.
It was not that way.
Right.
It was how we how do we solve it was where we got differences.
Anyway, so anyway, yeah, I'll wrap that up.
But well, one of the one of his coattails that JFK, what is he?
Super Junior?
It's Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
So it's Robert Kennedy, JFK's brother, son.
So he was he's part of the campaign to get rid of this appeal stuff too.
There is a chemical.
So the damage chemical Bill Gates is coating your organic produce with to to give the vegetables
for slash fruit longevity on the shelf.
Yep.
You know, it's called appeal.
So they're saying that, you know, when you look it up, you do a fact check.
Is this poisonous?
You know, you know, if you put in there, hey, is this this this chemical is poisonous, they'll
say the snopes will say, no, that's that's false.
However, they don't know it's false.
Right.
Because they don't know.
And the thing is, is that you can't wash this shit off.
Is it does it work?
Yes, it works.
But what are you putting in your system?
Right.
So this is going on organic food.
It's going on tons of food.
They put a sticker on there.
Most of them, they put a sticker on there.
Correct.
They say not to eat it if you see the sticker on there.
Really?
Oh, you said that to you.
I saw the news article.
Damn.
I mean, I've not even heard about this.
So you can't even trust products everywhere.
Costco, Trader Joe's everywhere.
Just buying organic produce anymore, thanks to Bill, the Melinda Gates Foundation, Katy
Perry and Oprah.
There's a new label on your produce and it's anything but appealing.
It says appeal is a plant based protection, protection that helps the produce you love
stay fresh longer.
Or in other words, a chemical coating put on your produce, which you can't wash off.
So it doesn't brown or decompose in a normal amount of time.
Exactly.
How old is that avocado?
Damn.
Unfortunately, if you think choosing an organic, basically...
We can't get away from it, man.
You're just...
They're putting it in everything.
We talked about them putting it in...
We didn't talk about the chicken eggs.
We did talk about them putting it in the vaccines, in the Myrna, into the cows and the livestock.
No, we didn't talk about that.
Well, I mean, that's the idea.
That's the concept.
They want to inject...
They're looking for...
We're not going to take the shot in the arm.
They're like, all right, well, we're going to get these motherfuckers.
You want to take it in the arm?
Well, guess what?
We're going to put it in your food.
And who knows?
Maybe that coating is a bunch of fucking COVID.
I don't know.
There's a bunch of mRNA on the surface.
You just don't know.
And you see all these things like, well, you know what they're talking about, how the population
of the planet, we need to decrease the amount of people on the planet.
Right now, based on studies that I've collectively seen, the Earth population is going down.
Well, China's going down drastically over the next 50 to 100 years because of their
one child rule they had for so long.
And the demographics are way off right now.
Yeah, the death rate is far exceeding the birth rate.
Correct.
Because they're at 1.7 billion people now or something like that, 1.5 billion.
And they're projected to be under a billion by the end of the day.
Yeah, I mean, even the crazy, super smart people like Elon Musk is like, we need to
have more kids.
We're in trouble.
I mean, he's seen the big picture.
Well, you have all these people who, if you have a bunch of gay people, you can't have
kids.
And there's a bunch of people that are not having kids because they think it's too bad
of a world to bring a child into it.
Well, it kind of is.
No, it isn't at all.
Well, look, depending on where you live.
I mean, Sudan.
No, well, I mean, even like areas like where like a Chicago, for example, you know, you
got kids, you let them grow up there.
They're walking down the street, minding their own business.
Well, because they get welfare.
The more kids you have, the more money you get.
But that is such a microcosm of everything else going in in Chicago.
Yeah, there's so much worse.
No, no.
My point is there's so many-
Oh, that doesn't happen as often.
Yeah, there's so many good things happening in Chicago that we never hear about because
all we hear about Chicago is the crazy shootings and shit.
Well, that's because it happens every day.
I know.
But you're not allowed to have guns in Chicago.
So gun control.
Yeah.
So how are they shooting each other?
I don't understand.
They got them legally.
I know.
It's crazy.
Well, you know, I think that this was a pretty good show.
I'm excited about it.
Did we talk about the bourbon?
No.
Oh, good Lord.
Where's that bottle of bourbon at?
I thought it was horrible.
Well, we're having a Kirkland bourbon.
Mr. Producer, do you have the bottle of bourbon?
We don't even have the bottle on the table.
Man, we are rusty, gentlemen.
Oh, wow.
Well, I don't even know.
Jeff, you read it, didn't you?
It's because you're not drinking, Paul.
Oh, this is my fault.
All right.
So Jeff picked out the bourbon tonight.
We got off our routine.
And you know, tell you what, we took off the- we tasted the bourbon and this one had what
we call legs, kind of a viscousy, creamy, nutty, oily, and creamy taste.
And it was really good.
It was really good.
Nutty oily, I think is what we used.
Yeah, oily.
Oily, really.
So this is a bottle in Bond.
It's a Barton's 1792 Master Distiller, Kentucky Straight bourbon.
Nice.
And bottle in Bond.
That's very respectable.
And bottle in Bond is what, Paul, give us the scenario real quick?
Bottle in Bond, it has to be 99% Rice.
Is that right, guys?
Yes, you're correct.
So look, we can't compare it to the other two.
I'm such a jackass.
Anyways, so look, Jeff and I had a glass.
Paul's taking the hiatus right now.
So Jeff and I had a sample of it.
And I wouldn't kick it out of bed.
That's good.
Yeah, I wouldn't kick it out of bed.
Being bottle and bond, it was light.
It was a little oily for me.
I'm kind of wondering what that's gonna do to the system.
Am I gonna grease the wheels?
It's gonna coat the intestines, the duodenum.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Just a very interesting collection.
So if I were to coat my duodenum,
would that be something I would enjoy?
Possibly, you know.
Coating a duodenum.
Things would slide out.
And you're sober right now.
We're gonna need a...
No, but I like the, that's the first one.
And the strange thing is...
That it's from Kirkland.
Correct, it's Costco, but we cannot buy it in Texas.
What?
I bought that in Nevada.
It shipped it back.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Because the liquor stores in,
or Texas laws will not allow Kirkland to cover
Costco to carry their own brand.
Why?
Texas law, some stupid blue law, I'm sure.
Oh my God.
All right, well, the,
Bardstown, Kentucky,
bottle and bond,
the Barton's 1792 Master Distillers
on a scale of one to 10.
I give it a six.
I'm a little bit over the higher,
and about a seven and a half.
I'm going with a two, guys.
Going with a two.
You smell it.
You about orgasm when you smell it.
It is slow.
Oh.
Actually, I did.
You're like, my friend, I miss my friend.
Then you talk endlessly about friend.
I want to snuggle.
Okay, I didn't say any of that.
I'm missing my friend.
You know, guys, I don't have a problem drinking.
No, it's not affecting me at all.
I just feel like a part of my soul is missing.
Then he started like, don't like my friend.
Then he was donkey lippin' the opening there.
Oh yeah.
Describe donkey licking.
Oh, it was like we'd take our lips.
And you squeeze them together.
Just like, just gyrate all over it, saliva.
I couldn't be more happy to hear that music.
Yeah, like a cow chewing its cud.
I think the post office couple is very glad
to be hearing this music as well.
Well, this sad story's coming to an end.
It was a fast moving first half.
We haven't been here in about three weeks, right?
Yeah, we're like all gushy.
That's right.
We're gushing over our topics here.
Yeah, we went through a quick series of...
Yeah, Sean was panicking.
He's like, we're going through these way too fast.
I know, we've got nothing for the second half.
Well, thanks, producer Mr. Austin,
for taking a break from the first half.
I'm Sean.
I am Paul.
I am Jeff.