We brought in two half bottles of booze.
Great.
And like one ounce was left.
No, no, there was like two ounces.
Maybe three, I don't know.
So it was a recurring theme of going to the rebel, bringing in our own alcohol and feeling
like we've been roofied.
Well, this one was we brought in some pre-mixed old-fashioned.
So these guys were set about 80 proof, right?
I think they were 70, 35%.
So you know, they weren't as strong, but they were pre-mixed.
It was old-fashions.
And I think one was a Manhattan and one was an old-fashioned.
Yeah, the bullet.
They were good.
Actually not bad.
Well, they were always good.
So they're small little vessels and we bring them in and, you know, I'm thinking ahead.
I'm thinking, all right, well, here's what has to happen.
ABC.
And so I take off the cap, make sure that it's ready to go.
And Jeff shows up and it's like he puts it in my little satchel because he doesn't have
a way to bring it in.
And I'm like, dude, sealed.
How am I going?
Because you know how they put on bottles.
It's very difficult to break that seal.
You know, you got to put some work into it.
It's a lot of work, especially when you're trying to hide it.
Yeah.
Under the table.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm just like, bitch, here's your bottle.
You fucking take it off.
All right.
So I was I was figuring this bag.
Just my whole hand was in there trying to rip the bag.
Well, the last time I went, I looked like a fucking porcupine.
I had four.
I had 13 bottles sticking out of both pockets.
Oh, come on.
It was a bad.
There was bottles.
There was bottles in both pockets.
You have three mini bar bottles.
Shut the front door.
I felt like a fucking porcupine.
And I pulled the shit out of my pocket and I was like the same thing.
Right.
All right.
Dudes like us, it's the second half, obviously, because we're just reckless walking into this
guy.
Losers.
April 4th.
It's the second podcast of the night.
And my name is Sean.
My name is Pablo.
I'm Jeff.
Yeah.
It's tasty.
It is tasty.
I haven't had any.
Well, we put it on the cube.
We have Rebecca Creek to start with, and it was really strong.
We're really hammered.
So we decided to get even more inebriated by getting a stronger bourbon.
And I voted against that.
Is it stronger?
One 14 Lord.
I voted for a less toxic.
So this is Oak and Eden.
This is shut up.
Jeff.
This is Oak and Eden with the spy.
I didn't even need this one.
The spire in the bottle.
It's very good.
I like it.
And this one, I can't remember the name.
I gave it to our producer.
I think it was the I wrote it down.
This one we contributed to the infinity bottle.
How much was it?
It wasn't much, was it?
No, actually it wasn't.
It was like half an ounce.
It was very tough.
Because Sean just kept equalizing.
Oh, come on.
Listen, he's all about DEI, right?
Well, at least the equity part of it.
So he's pouring and pouring.
Oh, that one's taller than that one.
Oh, I went too much.
And so eventually we have three very healthy drinks.
Which one are we drinking here?
All this the Abraham Alexander.
No.
Name.
It's very smoky.
It's a four grain.
This one's.
It is a four grain.
I think it's this one right here, isn't it?
Yeah.
The Anthem series.
That's it.
Anthem series four grain.
John Paul White.
Can you zoom in?
I don't remember seeing a name on any of these.
Well, if it's the bottle I bought.
As 114 proof.
That's it.
If it's the bottle I bought, it's really hot.
And it was expensive too, by the way.
$75.
This is a week.
I bought it a lot more than that.
Actually, it's a four grain.
Isn't it crazy how it's a lot more expensive when you purchase it?
What's going on, Austin?
Why are you looking at me?
Does it have that guy's name?
We can't hear you.
Oh, very nice.
Yeah.
John Paul White.
So he said it has John Paul White on the side of the bottle.
Nice.
Was he from Yellowstone?
No, he is not.
So he's a Grammy award winning artist.
Never heard of the guy.
Me neither.
Well, then I didn't buy this one.
I think I because the one I bought was a was a Yellowstone dude that was.
No, that's the first one on this list.
Forre Smith.
OK, so that's the guy.
That's the one I bought.
No, I don't think it is.
That is the Yellowstone guy.
I love that guy.
He's the older the older Wrangler that is an emotional dude on the show.
He cries a lot, which I respect that.
All right.
So scroll into the John Paul, whatever it is, John Paul White, 55% corn, 18% Y, 22%
wheat and 5% Marley, making it a Marley.
You said Marley.
I'd say four grain, four grain.
I did say Marley, malted barley.
Well, you know, seasoned veterans call it Marley instead of Marta.
I thought it was like drunk people.
That too.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Says after aging, we had a twist.
An American oak spire, seasoned and toasted, imparting rich hearty flavors and notes of
cinnamon, nutmeg and allspice, basically cinnamon and stone fruit and stone fruits.
There you go.
And leather.
We always get it all nude.
Strontium, Arcturus.
It's good.
It's tasty.
It's it's a spicy one.
I tell you what, it's good.
It's good that we have it on a cube, though.
Yeah, we did.
Jeff mellowing it out.
Jeff has brought us and so we shifted from the Glencairn glass.
We went over to a a tumbler rocks glass and what are these called?
Are these tumblers?
These are low balls, aren't they?
They're low balls.
OK, I like it.
They're nice and heavy, nice and thick.
These are waterford.
And what's what's weird is my wife got these for for me for Father's Day or something like
that.
OK, and sharp, man.
And I it's a pack of four.
I have three left because I made an old fashioned in one and it was sitting there next to me.
I was watching TV.
I saw that.
Oh, no.
I was sitting there and it breaks.
No one was touching it.
It just breaks.
The whole old fashioned leaks everywhere.
That was God.
Like who cares about the glass?
Yeah, you're losing the old fashioned.
And it was correct.
And it's weird because it didn't crack all up.
It was the lip was retained and it was like the whole side right here just broke off.
Which means the whole thing was like you're going to lose it all.
Yeah, the whole thing came out all over the floor.
Everything.
So you sprang to action.
You lifted up the glass.
I heard a glass hot when the ice cube in.
No, it was just not a law.
It's a flaw, a flaw in the blown glass.
It had to have been because it was just sitting there.
I heard a tink and I looked over there and the piece was off in the everything was everywhere.
And you didn't spring into action to save what was left of the drink.
You like like a stir straw out of the drawer.
I did.
I sucked it up.
I took a rag and then squeeze it into my mouth.
Something.
Anything.
So anyway, my wife reached out to Waterford and said this just happened.
I took a picture of it.
She sent it to him and they sent four new ones.
They're downstairs.
Done.
You love a company that stands by their shit.
I mean, they're different than this, but they're just as nice.
Stand by their shit.
Yeah, they looked at it.
They looked at it and they said, yeah, that's by the picture.
Yeah, because I took a picture of it before I even touched.
I was like, I took a picture of it.
And you were like, look at all this bourbon that spilled out.
Yeah, that's what I said.
What about my bourbon?
Did you tell him it was 30 year?
This is Pappy's Pappy's 30 years.
This is fifteen hundred dollars a shot.
Did you did they reimburse you for that?
Not at all.
OK, I'll see if I can find the picture at some point tonight and I'll show you guys
that.
That is fascinating, though.
Yeah, it was.
It's the weirdest thing.
It's just pink.
And they sent you a set of four set of four.
I wouldn't even have thought of asking them for that.
That's my wife.
She's like, no, good for her, man.
I'm going to email it.
People should stand by their shit, man.
Oh, oh, my God.
No, that looks like like the side of a mountain.
Yeah, that's like that's like Mount St. Helens.
It's interesting.
Yeah.
Like I said, it didn't break completely in half.
It was just a weird section of it.
That was instantaneous loss of bourbon.
Yes, it was all out.
Oh, I thought I thought I thought it was a crack down the middle.
It's funny because I like the tongue sticking out.
Oh, yeah.
No, I just want to.
That's crazy.
Well, oh, yeah.
No.
OK, that's that.
That's a little more dramatic.
So I like that you followed up with the company and I like the response.
And they did.
And it took it took a while because they said three options.
It says you have this set, this set or this set.
We kept going around.
Julie's like, well, I like this set.
But this is yours for your father's day.
Which one do you like?
I was like, I like this one.
She's like, well, I like this one.
I was like, but it's your father's day gift.
Why not the same one?
They it wasn't offered anymore.
I guess it's discontinued or whatever.
I don't know.
Oh, gosh.
It's probably discontinued because it's faulty.
Yeah, maybe bad bad batch.
So we ultimately did it and we got they just showed up in the mail last week.
So they're downstairs.
And that's what we're thinking of.
Why does this one?
These are the ones that broke.
Oh, these are the crappy ones.
This one has lipstick on it.
Yeah.
And that mine's cracked.
Is that an anus print?
Could be.
Yeah.
What?
Well, hold on.
I like because it's a good point.
What are you doing?
What were you doing with these glasses before?
They were in the box still.
Are you sure?
I pulled them out tonight, rinsed them out, washed them.
And those are what you're this is the first time those are being used.
All right.
So no anal or whatever you would say ain't his print.
No, it is print.
OK.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Actually, this is the first time for all three of them to be a matter of fact.
All right.
So dudes like us birthday, Sean, me had a birthday event this past week and producer
and our producer back to back.
We just talked about that.
I know.
I'm going somewhere.
So we we scored.
Jeff had procured or cooked some some ribs in in and a brisket in a brisket.
Brilliant.
You are.
I got to say you are a brilliant meat master.
Yeah.
You're a meat master.
So Paul, you know, has taken your you know, it was, you know, inspired by you.
And he was kind of like, I want Paul.
Paul's like a one upper.
He's like in life.
Period.
He's like, you know what?
You say it, but the facts always a smoker.
I want a smoker forever.
He always wanted a motorcycle.
I always wanted this.
I always wanted that.
I'm sorry.
This here got a motorcycle and I want again.
It's not anger.
It's it's just envy.
OK, so let me just say let me ask it again.
Who here has a motorcycle that I one upped?
I have a scooter.
Oh, and I one up your scooter.
Really?
I don't think so.
You ever mean look at a motorcycle.
But anyways, you got yourself a smoker is my point.
I did.
I got a pellet grill.
It's a smoker.
It's a type of smoker.
It is.
And I and I.
How many things have you smoked?
I rack of ribs and just one.
That's pathetic, right?
One little cute little rack of ribs.
Well, for your first one.
Yes, that was my idea.
I was going to go, you know, start small, try to get the thing fired up and make sure
it like works.
Right.
And I didn't really I didn't follow the one three two two seven two seven one.
So you didn't you didn't season it.
What was the one?
There is a three two one three two one process that a lot of people.
Yeah, that works.
It's yet.
It's a process anyway.
I didn't I didn't I didn't.
We didn't follow the recipe that people have proven works.
I did.
And I followed the recipe on amazing ribs dot com, which I've been so impressed with
for this time.
And they did not tell me.
They said they said there are people at this stage that wrap it.
And we don't see we don't find that it really makes a difference.
I think it would have a big time, big time anyway.
So it was a little dry.
It came out.
And what's interesting is when I was eating it right off the rack, it was kind of dry.
It didn't fall off the bone.
And then it sat there for a while.
And then Brody came home later and it was cold.
And I was like, you know, let me steam it.
I always steam my leftovers.
We talked about this steam.
I steam it.
Look at me.
I'm better than you.
Steaming it.
Because I have a little tray.
Yes, very British.
Very OK.
Anyway, I steamed it.
When I did that, that shit completely fell off the bone.
Of course.
So I know for a fact, had I done the wrapping steaming, well, you didn't wrap it.
I didn't wrap it because the little recipe that I was looking at said it doesn't make
a difference.
Oh, whatever.
You got to put it in the fold.
You'd be like, here's a little rib that I don't know.
You got to do the wrapping part of it.
Well, the hardcore smoking purists say that the meat should not fall off the bones.
Right.
So if you're in a competition, I think I told you this.
If you're in a competition, the meat, they don't expect the bones to fall out.
They want you to have to.
It's a poem free.
Chew it.
Oh, well, then mine was perfect.
You said it was like leather.
No, I didn't say leather.
I just said it didn't pull off the bone.
Was it like bourbon?
It was actually perfect.
Now that I reflect on it, it was actually better than any rib that you've ever done.
It was like a catcher's mitt.
You don't want it to fall off the bone.
I don't understand.
No, I prefer it that way.
Yes.
But the competition barbecue nerds who are just snobs say they need to be this way and
you need to have to actually pull the meat away from the bone.
Shut the hell up.
I like to just pull the bone out and eat the whole thing.
I want something that's good.
Absolutely.
I like them the way I do them.
Yeah, your ribs are amazing.
And most people like them.
So anyway, I'm going to do this Easter weekend coming up.
We haven't even talked about that Easter weekend.
Is that this weekend?
Yeah.
It's Sunday.
Yeah.
A very important religious holiday.
Hello.
Anyway, I'm doing a pork butt.
You bought it for me.
Yeah, I got you one.
Yeah, you did.
So I'm doing that for this weekend.
So you're going to be out of town.
No.
What you say?
You have plans?
Saturday evening for the concert.
I have plans.
Oh, shit.
But OK, I can figure something out.
I can help you.
You can.
Well, no, but you can come over to eat.
I'll have to see what's going on.
OK, let's figure that out.
Let's figure that out.
But my point is I'm doing a pork butt, my first one ever, and I'm definitely going to
pick your brain about exactly how to do it.
Sure.
I'm excited.
What do you got going on?
Sean, you said, oh, shit.
I found out that Tara is going to be going over her her parents house for probably Friday
night from your bachelor.
Well, she was like, do you want to go?
And I was kind of like my inner model.
I was like, no.
And but my outside model, I was like, probably should.
So you're not going to be at the concert either.
I'm going to the concert.
That's my point.
I'm going to the concert.
I'm going to your I don't care.
And Alan.
All righty then.
Well, I don't you know, it's not that I don't care.
It's just like fucking I'll go over there, you know, let Tara spend time with her family.
That's what she likes.
I don't you know, that's not me.
Now, I'll go over there.
I'll spend time with her.
And if we want to spend the night Sunday night, that's possible.
You know, well, you just saw him last weekend for your birthday.
Yeah.
It's just, you know, I had plans.
So you know, you know, whatever.
I kind of know that journey is this weekend.
Yes, she does.
The journey and sticks.
Yeah.
The real bands, dude.
I mean, this is like two fantastic bands.
That's what we live for.
But also it's going to be going over.
So you know, Austin made a point to he's going to visit his grandparents and is pressing
coming up.
He is not.
Steve, it's coming up.
This person is not, you know, from what I understood, he's not.
No, he was just going up with Camden.
Well, that's that's what.
So so what is Preston doing if he's not coming home?
He's going to be working.
Really?
He's never never came home for a holiday except for Christmas.
Really?
Never.
Damn Easter was always a big deal for us and it's always been a big deal.
And I will tell you that Dawson is going with his roommate and staying with his family during
Easter and they live in Little Rock.
And I'm like, this is this is the departure.
We've never had an Easter where the family is not all together.
It's going to happen either in Houston or at home.
It happens.
I know.
It's a thing.
Yeah, Easter.
They will struggle with it.
It's just not a huge thing for me.
Little bit.
I mean, it used to be huge because you got like the Easter baskets and that had all that
phenomenon going on.
But Easter was not big when I grew up.
I got the Easter basket.
My mom may have done a ham, but we never went to church when I grew up.
Really?
Those are one of the biggest, the biggest.
Actually, I think it's the biggest.
Well, maybe Christmas.
No, it is the biggest pain in the ass.
No, no, no, no.
Go to church on fucking Easter.
Oh, gosh, stop it.
Seriously, it is.
So the people that never overloaded, it's my pack.
There's nowhere to sit.
Yes.
And it's boring as fuck.
Sit up, sit down.
Those are called submarine Catholics.
Stop.
Yeah.
So if the people that they rarely go.
They come up twice a year.
Yep.
Christmas and Easter.
Yeah.
But I never went to church growing up and I didn't go to church until I got married
or started dating my wife.
That's why I love when they have like these services online.
I'm just like, Oh, yes.
Like rubber tilted with you farting.
So Easter was not a huge thing.
This bothers me.
This gets me.
I shouldn't.
That's the problem with it.
Why can't I?
Why can't I worship the Lord the way I want?
Absolutely.
And here's the thing is that I tell a lot of people that I don't respect going to churches
because it's an infrastructure that requires money.
In my opinion, me showing up for the service costs the money that requires me to pay the
money to keep the service going.
I got you.
So I would rather give at home and watch the service rather than have to contribute to
I get it.
Come on.
It's a win win.
I get it.
That's why I like Bible studies more than church.
Yeah, I think.
But there is something about and we don't have to get too deep neck deep.
No, stop it.
If you're talking about camaraderie and all that, no, no, no, no, no.
There's something about worshiping in fellowship.
Yes, absolutely.
Being with other believers in church and worshiping together that is all through the Bible is very
important.
Okay, I will.
But I will support that.
It's important.
Sometimes it's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's very moving.
But it is.
And but there's no judgment on those that, you know, that want to worship from home.
But no problem that I have with a lot of the services that they provide is that you get
some crotchy dude up there that talks about redundant shit that you already know.
And there's no, there's no emotion behind what they're saying.
There's no passion.
Rinse and repeat for them.
Well, it's because are you talking about Catholic?
Catholic Church talking about anything you go to.
Well, Catholic Church Churches where they have a little we're reviewing this this week
every single year.
We're talking about this.
It's rinse and repeat.
Look, you talk about the same little.
Yeah, you don't have to spin it.
But just when you talk about it, embrace it.
I have some passion.
Oh, I mean, look, look, but I will tell you.
They are family guy like Homer Simpson.
What is that show called?
Let's home since since since.
So I mean, the cliche is, is that during these Catholic, I'm sorry, during these church processes,
you know, that they even make fun of the talking about church and it's very monotone.
And then the people are falling asleep and then he's getting looks down at his little
the the podium and he's got these little buttons.
He's got bird screech and the chair screech.
Right.
You know, right.
It's to wake people up.
Look, this is a cliche for like the sound of the times.
Look, people need to be engaged.
People don't have the attention.
The attention to is huge, too, especially well, the the the dopy dopamine suckers out
there with all the videos that you watch all the time.
That's exactly what you need.
If you are sick, if you're stuck on all this social absence going on, you sit there and
church.
Oh, my God, it's torture.
You know, so here's here's here's my take.
I grew up with a very, very devout Catholic father and it was church every Sunday, no
matter what's going on to go Wednesdays as well.
For Ash Wednesday.
Sure.
I do a lot of folks who went Wednesday and Sunday.
Yeah, no, we were just Sunday only free meatloaf.
So and when I say so I catch up on top.
So I grew up in three different countries.
Right.
You guys have heard that score.
Japan, Argentina, Indonesia.
And my father was like, I land.
Yeah, my father was like, you know, we we are going to church every Sunday, you know,
without and so, yes, one thing that's reassuring for Catholics around the world is that you
can go to any Catholic mass and you you know what's going on.
Correct.
Of course, because the same shit over and over.
That's correct.
I think it's the same shit over and over.
But to them, it is it is the same method of worshipping God.
Right.
Or Christ.
Anyway, but I will tell you.
So there have been churches I've been to saying like what you were saying.
And I'm like, really?
And then here we are in Wisconsin on vacation and I'll be damned if my dad's like, we're
going to church.
And so we go there and this is old dude.
Right.
Not a young dude, but an old dude.
And he's like, blah, blah, blah, and also with you.
And then everybody's like, what's up with you?
And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And also with you and like everybody laughed.
Yeah.
No, but it was funny because everybody, everybody perked up and everybody laughed because he
was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, people, come on, let's let's let's get into this.
Right.
So the reality is there are priests out there and I don't know if they're being I don't
know how they're trained and I mean, my nephew is being trained to be a Catholic priest and
I don't know.
Is he rapping?
Yeah.
He's a major rapper, totally into Eminem.
And he's like, slims, slims, slims.
Little beatbox action.
No, no.
My name is, my name is, my name is.
The other boys are up there beatboxing and he's like, get the cardboard box out, doing
some breakdancing.
Oh, give me that cardboard box.
No, no, but these are great ideas.
I think the Catholic church should go fly girl.
You guys have a lot of good ideas.
I think your point is valid.
Church can be ridiculously mundane.
It all depends on the priest in the Catholic church.
Now I will tell you mine, nothing like that.
I've been to the one that you then the Catholic church.
It's great.
I've been so engaging.
He makes jokes.
I laugh my ass off.
I've been to good Catholic.
It's very engaging.
I've been to some good Catholic ones as well.
There used to be a young guy down at St. Francis.
Yes.
The blonde guy.
Timothy, was that his name?
Yes, he had to leave the faith.
McFadden.
He did.
Oh, completely.
He did.
Well, I know he's not a priest anymore.
And apparently the story is.
He had butt sex with somebody.
No, stop it.
But he was hanging out with the group of girls at the church at Randy's Steakhouse.
Oh, really?
Go on.
No, I'm just saying that was happy hour with the priest.
And they were all like.
I bet it was.
Hamming it up, getting hammered and having a good time.
Hi, my name is Father Joseph.
And I don't know.
I want to bless you.
And I don't know if any lines were crossed, but he basically said, I can't do this.
I'm living a lie is basically what happened.
Wow.
Lord.
Yeah.
I know he just disappeared.
He did.
That's what happened.
But I enjoyed his.
He was great.
Yeah.
He was a great thing because I got drunk and frosted too many flake.
Whatever.
But the point is, he was engaging.
He was charismatic.
Yes.
And I'll tell you what.
Here's the other thing he said that blew Shelley and I away.
He said, guys, we have to have a dress code here.
When I am giving communion to you, I don't want to be staring at cleavage.
Really?
He said that in church.
I was like, go boy.
I mean, he was fucking laying it down.
He was like, there is no reason I should be looking at cleavage.
Women, I need you to dress appropriately when I'm giving you communion.
I mean, talk about balls.
Yeah.
Right?
He should have.
I should have my last name.
It's exactly what I would say.
It's cool, right?
I mean, yeah, well, of course it is.
But you know, still, I mean, I applauded him.
The fact that he brought it up means it was a, it was something that stuck in his mind.
Oh, he was a young guy.
But I will tell you, we notice it too, right?
We go to church and we're like, really?
Should you be wearing that?
Right?
I mean, every guy, every guy notices that.
I don't think that.
Oh, you do.
Really?
I appreciate that.
Shut the front door.
What are you talking about?
I was like, hey, she appreciates the church.
God giveth, God displayeth.
Is there jugs all hanging out?
Right.
Mr. Producer cut his mic.
Yeah.
He already made a major blasphemy heretic.
Oh, come on.
I'm kidding.
We need to get off of religion because we, I want to talk about talking about religion.
Let's talk about Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark.
I don't know too much because I don't watch women's basketball.
I watched it.
And some, for some reason, I know this because I guess that Caitlin Clark is, uh, is fairly
good from what I understand.
They're calling her triple double, triple double points.
They're calling her the Steph Curry of women's basketball and they call her, this is what
I love.
They're calling her the cheat code, the cheat code of cheat code of women's basketball.
And you guys know what I'm saying?
No.
So you know how you go into, you go into your favorite video game and you want to go into
God mode and you put in the, you put in the cheat code and then you can make every three,
you can make every pass, you can be amazing.
So they're calling her the cheat code and I'll be damned.
I mean, so I didn't know about her until my son said, you need to watch this girl.
And I was like, really?
Like women's basketball?
I mean, you know how we are.
We're dicks.
There's no slammer.
Oh, it's boring basketball.
And my oldest son's the worst.
Oh my God.
I mean, he's going to school every single one of them.
Right?
Right.
And he might be right.
I don't know.
These girls are super big and super physical.
I think they would kick the shit out of him, but whatever.
So he tells me about her.
And so I watched not the finals, but the one before that.
Right?
So the final four, the South Carolina one.
Yes.
Damn.
This girl is hitting threes all over the place, right?
Step back threes.
She'd go into the hole.
I mean, she, she'd lighten it up.
She's averaging 30 something points a game.
What was 40?
40 points a game in that game.
Anyway, so here was the drama at the end of that game.
And I don't know exactly how the clip went down, but she apparently was so hot, right?
On fire.
And she waved her hand in front of her face.
It was called the John Cena.
Now you can't see me.
You can't see me.
And the idea is she gave it to the South Carolina players coming, coming off the court.
To me, it was like the same thing as when you hit a three and you put your three fingers
up to your head.
I don't know if you, you know, I don't know.
Watch basketball.
Okay.
It was just, she was hot and she was like, you can't stop me.
There was nothing derogatory about the, what she was doing.
I, it was all about sportsmanship and like, I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
And maybe you're talking a little shit.
That's okay.
Oh yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
All right.
So fast forward to the final.
So LSU is also in the SEC as South Carolina.
Correct.
And apparently this Angel Reese girl, a very, very, uh, a talented girl for LSU, uh, found
it offensive that she was talking shit to her SEC sisters, sisters.
And I call it a little bit of bullshit on that.
Right.
And if they were playing them in the finals, they would come on really.
Anyway, I think she just found it.
Uh, she, Caitlin Clark is good and is cocky and she wanted to show her up.
Correct.
At the end of that game.
And it wasn't even at the end of the game.
It was at the, while the clock was winding down type of situation, she, I mean, they
had, they were up at 15 LSU was she chases her down on the court.
Right.
And she wasn't a walking off the court, glancing, make a motion.
She chases her down the court on her side of the court gets in front of her.
Like maybe she points at the ring finger, two feet away doing the, you can't see me
to mock her.
Right.
And then points at her finger to say, I have a ring and you don't.
Right.
That made Twitter go ape shit crazy on the classness, totally classes class less, uh,
move to seek her out and to like, you know, totally taunt her, right?
Create a total shit storm on Twitter.
Then you had Keith Obermann, who was a Keith over, it's a more, he's a moron anyway.
Yes.
Crazy liberal fuck, right?
Yeah.
He calls her a fucking idiot.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Then you got, uh, the guy from, uh, uh, bar stool sports calling her a totally classless
piece of shit.
Right.
All right.
So people are, and I will tell you, I'm not going to lie.
I was watching the game.
Shelly was working on the table behind me and I was like, that was fucking class.
I went, I went nuts and Shelly was like admonishing me.
She was like, why are you getting so excited in there?
Why are you dropping the air bomb?
Why are you, I was upset at how bullshit that move was.
Right.
So I'm not going to lie.
Now I'm not on Twitter, right?
No, here I am on my podcast with reaching millions.
But I'm not on Twitter saying stupid shit, right?
Like they are.
And then having to delete it and apologizing Twitter's stupid.
But I went, I went nuts.
It was not cool.
So then now you have the Twitter war.
You have Shaq telling Keith Obermann, you shut your mouth.
Steven Smith, Steven Smith saying it's a racial, you know, the black girl is being held to
a different, you know, uh, uh, Caitlin Clark taunted and now you're getting on Angel Reese.
And to me, that was not the same thing, but I understand where he's coming from.
He thinks it's a double standard.
Cause he's stupid.
In my opinion, it was stupid.
It was not the same thing.
He's stupid.
He, to me, he's ignorant.
He didn't know.
I think he's a race better, to be honest.
Yeah, he is.
He says some inflammatory things.
He absolutely, he makes shit that, that doesn't exist, be an issue.
And he starts screaming and yelling on the microphone.
Anyway, I, I, hopefully I, I tried to sum it up very quickly, but
Well, Caitlin Clark has taken kind of the high road on this whole thing.
Isn't she?
Yes, she has.
So she came out.
Okay.
First off, a couple of things.
Um, I, I'll give Angel Reese credit when they were like, well, how do you feel about Caitlin
Clark in the midst of her?
You guys have dug me all year long.
You said I'm too ghetto.
You said I'm too this.
And she kind of called the partial race card and they said, well, how do you feel about
it?
And she's a competitor and, and I respect her and she's amazing.
Um, but I just didn't like the disrespect she showed to South Carolina.
Okay.
She handled that like semi.
Okay.
Now they asked Caitlin Clark, how do you feel about, she went on ESPN.
How do you feel about, uh, the treatment that Angel Reese is getting?
And she's like, I'm all for the trash talking.
The men do it all the time.
We have a double standard.
The men talk trash and, and, and they're demonstrative and they, you know, do all their antics of
major antics, right?
In all of collegiate collegiate and NBA.
And she's like, we need to do more of that because it brings passion into the game and
it makes more people be interested in the game.
And she's right.
I wouldn't watch the game if I didn't see the South Carolina game.
And she's like all cocky and hit the trees.
And so she's like, and people who are criticizing Angel Reese, absolutely not.
She does not deserving of that.
She was passionate and passionate is good for the game.
And she was simply being a competitor.
And that was a great thing to say.
I think that she took the high road on that.
Right.
So, um, so yeah, so, you know, I think she's, it was still on sportsman life.
It was in my opinion, it was, and you know what, I'll still watch women's basketball.
Well, yeah, there you go.
What if they're topless?
Well, wow.
Brittany Greiner is plays.
Yeah.
Top topless.
Really?
Are you guys going to be that demeaning?
Is that demeaning to want them to play top?
Are you saying that that women that work in these special clubs where they take their
tops off or demeaning and play basketball?
No, no, no, no.
Hey, what's the sport?
They're not running.
What's the, what's the, the football where they wear the lingerie?
Yes.
What the hell?
And they, they hit the shit out of each other.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, they do.
They don't really have pads.
No, not really.
Yeah.
That was like the halftime show for the super bowls.
The X football.
They have like a league now and they beat the shit out of each other.
They do.
That's like stupid.
I mean, I would prefer that they protect themselves.
Yeah.
But they're not smacking the shit out of each other.
Yeah.
In lingerie.
Scantily clad.
Ridiculous.
Wow.
I'm parched.
I did a lot of talking right there.
You drink some bourbon.
Yeah.
That will happen very often.
Thank you.
I think I'll drink some bourbon.
Yeah.
I may tune in because that, I don't know if both of them are, but I think the-
Neither one are graduating.
They're going to go at it again next year.
Well, here's the thing, the WNBA, women's sports, period, is lame.
Nobody wants to watch it.
So-
It's true.
Period.
So, I mean, the fact that this is even-
Outside of track.
I watch track.
The fact that this is even coming to-
Olympics.
Well, that's different.
I watch track.
Olympics is completely different.
Whatever.
I mean-
Do you watch track outside of the Olympics?
I watched the-
Do you watch female row-boating?
The Nationals.
Yeah, I watched those.
Really?
Because Steven ran it for 10 years.
Yeah, I watch it.
Oh, he loves watching those little girls just run.
No, the college, the collegiate.
Skimpy little outfits.
They do too.
Yeah, very small.
And gymnasts wear skimpy little outfits too.
Yeah.
I watch Olympic gymnasts.
I won't watch it outside of that.
Yeah, me neither.
So, do you watch the-
How about that LSU girl-
The girl's first time.
Do what?
What?
What are you saying?
I'm sorry, what?
I don't know.
Oh, boy.
Cut his voice.
Yeah.
How about the LSU girl?
You know what I'm talking about?
Olivia something?
This girl is banking.
She's making millions.
Well, the NIL rules is they can sign agreements and all that kind of shit.
Right.
Banking.
Yeah, she's a pretty girl too.
Pretty girl.
Well, that's part of it, right?
Her Olivia, you said done, right?
Olivia Dunn, I believe her name is.
And what's cool is she's also on a team that's very competitive.
So, right?
She's on LSU.
Right.
So, it's not a bullshit like, you know, we suck, but I'm hot.
So I'm going to make money.
She's a million dollars.
They're a very competitive team.
Tick tock followers.
Oh, she is the shit on tick tock.
She's yeah, she's cute.
She's a gymnast.
Is that what she is?
She's a do what?
She's a gymnast.
Pardon?
Is that what you asked?
Yeah, she's a gymnast.
She's a gymnast.
Yeah.
She's a gymnast.
Yeah.
Anyway, she's well, there's a picture when she was like, yeah, well, that's a little
uncomfortable.
But yeah, anyway, she's she is the epitome.
She's born in two thousand.
Well, she's one of the biggest stars in college.
Absolutely.
And beyond gymnastics, Dunn has risen to fame with the help of tick tock and Instagram.
She spoke with fellow influencers and college athletes, the Cavender twins and about how
she handles the criticism and how she receives online from all the bullshit.
Yeah, no, I mean, that's the territory or basketball, right?
Yeah, there I think I believe they're Clemson.
No, they could be freshmen.
Oh, Miami.
She's got three point seven million followers on Instagram.
Yes, seven seven point million followers on Tick Tock.
That is insane.
So what?
What happens to these people when they get rid of Tick Tock?
Here's the thing about Tick Tock.
Here's the thing.
Here's my my my thoughts.
OK, because I got rid of Tick Tock for two reasons.
Number one, the you got rid of Tick Tock.
I got rid of Tick Tock for two reasons.
Number one, it's the system is corrupt.
Very meaning what?
Meaning that the people that are paid are not paid fairly.
No, the algorithm, the algorithm.
No, not even that.
What it is about Tick Tock is that they are using your information to learn about you.
Yeah, this is a an attack from China.
It is.
So that's number one.
Number two, it's addicting.
Yes.
So here's what I found.
So they've got seven point three million followers on Tick Tock.
So I gave her the Tick Tock.
I'm sorry.
I'm jumping the different subject.
She's got seven point three million followers on Tick Tock.
Your question was, what is she going to do with the shutdown Tick Tock?
It's an addicting thing because I find myself when I when I got rid of Tick Tock, I jumped
over to Instagram and guess what they have?
Same damn thing.
Guess what they have on YouTube now?
New.
Well, when last year, same damn thing.
Guess what they have on Facebook?
New.
Same damn thing.
Yes.
So it's because they know that it makes you because it keeps you there.
Guys, guys, I am never on Twitter or Tick Tock or anything.
And then you guys send me one little clip of something relevant to the podcast.
Right.
And then it automatically goes to the next thing.
And forty five minutes later, you're watching porn.
I'm well, I mean, I don't know what I'm watching.
Whatever Tick Tock is giving me.
Right.
It's crazy.
It's absolutely an addiction.
And they know that.
So that's that's my body.
It's not Tick Tock.
Tick Tock is double headed.
So it's like the the whole thing started.
It did start it.
Well, they invented the snapchat addictive capture.
Yeah.
Well, Snapchat kind of like instigated the thing when, you know, that was kind of like
the first part.
You know, you go like tap, tap, tap, tap, tap and they go to the next video, next video,
next video.
But the Tick Tock really.
I mean, they actually had some other ones.
Vine Austin.
Oh, yeah.
Vine was short videos.
Yeah.
The Vine was another one.
And they actually got rid of Vine.
You know why?
Porn.
Well, it was sexually explicit and there was a lot of crazy shit.
Everything leads to that.
So you guys watch the porn hub documentary?
No, no.
I don't have to want to.
It's on Netflix.
Is it family friendly?
No, let's back up.
So I'll still pull up some stuff.
There are.
There is a little bit of do.
So Vine was a subsidiary of Instagram.
Is that right?
How it rose, like how it started the whole conspiracy around the child porn and where
it's at today.
Oh shit.
Child porn.
Big time.
In Pornhub?
Pornhub.
Big time.
I have not heard that.
All right.
Well, I recommend it's on Netflix.
That's good.
What Jeff is referring to is that there were.
Hold on.
There are two legs to this race and I don't want to like draw attention to the minor one
because underage is underage.
Yeah.
However, you got these girls that are on the cusp of turning legal that are still underage.
Well, they're 18 and 18 to us look like 17, 17, whatever.
Right?
I mean, that's the problem.
My point is that Jeff is referring to there were like kids that were like 14.
Yeah, that's what.
Yeah, that's one of the examples in the documentary is there was a girl who was raped when she
was 14 or 15.
Yeah.
And they videoed it.
Yeah.
And then they uploaded it and it was viewed millions of times.
Wow.
And by sick.
I just don't know.
They don't need to be sick.
Look, you scroll past shit.
You're assuming you're on Pornhub.
You're assuming you're on any website.
You're assuming they're following the laws of.
And you assume they're of age.
Yes.
And some of them are.
Yes.
And they're not sick.
I would just say like, they see it, they're like, all right, well, that girl looks obviously
older than she is.
And this is the case that she's not.
Damn, damn.
Well, this was a true rape, though.
And she requested multiple times for it to come down.
Took weeks and weeks to get a response.
Weeks to weeks they pulled it down.
The next day it was up against someone else posted it.
So it's a psycho.
As you can't control...
Yeah.
It's really hard to control.
Right.
It's there.
Well, yeah.
I mean, that's like with anything on the internet.
So they go into detail with that.
I think they actually interviewed the girl.
But there's multiple examples of that happening.
Because you can't control it.
Well, they took down 10 to 11 million videos.
Pornhub did.
Took down 10 to 11 million videos.
That were all inappropriate.
Well, they didn't know.
They had no way to verify it.
They had to make sure.
They just like, because there's this whole section
where you, me, anyone, we could just upload a video
without any check.
So let's be real.
Let's be real.
There is sickness out there.
There are sickness.
Of course.
Child porn, addicts, something about that.
They molest.
They, I mean, hopefully they don't get,
like they get their outlet of their sickness online,
which is in my opinion better than actually molesting
a neighbor's kid or something crazy like that.
But there are things Island is no longer available.
So where do they go?
Right.
Where is the new hot spot?
Pornhub?
No, a dark web.
Right.
I mean, dark web.
You can get whatever you want.
I'm talking about.
There used to be child porn.
What I've heard on Twitter before Elon kind of got in there.
That there was child porn on Twitter.
I feel awful for the people who have any addiction
to wanting to see that.
But they do.
Why?
What do you mean why?
Why do you feel bad for those people?
Because it's mental illness.
It is.
OK, so you're going to feel bad for those people
out there murdering people?
No, no, no, no.
It's not what I mean.
Oh, so that's the difference.
But they're murdering people from the inside out.
So this follows.
So you're a supporter of like the trans killer
that went into Nashville.
Brother, please.
Well, I'm just comparing it.
I just know.
I know you're trying to try to spurs.
No, no, I'm trying to correlate the straight lines here.
No, I just the thing is there is sickness out there, right?
There's a million types of sickness out there.
Feel bad for these people that are sick.
You need to act.
Well, of course.
But the problem is that people have the problem
with the handling this whole thing
is people have too many feelings.
And when you're dealing with you're
dealing with some of these problems, feelings don't
aren't supposed to be on the table.
Take that shit away.
And you're supposed to deal with the facts.
And the facts are it's wrong.
No, no.
And you're jail or dead.
And your example was perfect, which
is that transgender person who killed three nine-year-old kids
and three 60-year-old adults.
And oh, they must have been mentally ill.
Yeah, no, no, no, not even that.
Not even that.
We need to respect the trans world.
They were bullied.
There's no excuse for it.
And somebody pushed them.
Life is difficult.
Yeah, somebody pushed them to kill nine-year-old kids.
OK, get the fuck out of here.
Did you see that Madonna is having a concert in Nashville
to raise money for the trans people?
Really?
How is that appropriate?
And they feel that trans people are being attacked
because of this incident.
I thought she wasn't a citizen of the United States anymore.
She needs to be like her fat, injected ass needs
to be ejected from the United States.
Who?
Who is this?
Madonna Marana.
She used to be a very pretty woman.
Oh, Madonna.
Oh, god.
Oh, you know what's amazing is that they had some picture.
I forget who the star was.
But they have Madonna at this age
and this person at this age.
So is Madonna very pretty at this age?
And you have this girl.
Shockingly pretty.
And then you have this girl that's like a fucking ass.
And then they show her at 60 years old.
And Madonna looks like a fucking boner.
What was it?
Who was the other girl?
I can't remember.
But it was.
It was like she was butt ugly.
And now they're the same age.
It's like she's very pretty.
But now the other girl who was butt ugly,
she's doable at her age.
But Madonna is kind of like, oh my god, inflated in.
What has happened to Madonna?
Well, what has happened to the team
and the whole community of stars out there
that are subscribing to this bullshit?
That's what's sad.
It's like I wish women.
The facelifts and the injections and the liposuction.
There are some out there, though.
There are some confident women.
It was Roseanne Barr.
Oh, it was Roseanne fucking Barr.
Yeah, Roseanne Barr looking better than Madonna.
Yes.
And she does.
But there are.
Shockingly.
Guys, there are some celebrities out there
that embrace their bodies, are aging gracefully.
And they are not doing the fillers.
They're not doing the bullshit.
They're not doing any of that stuff.
And they, you know, I 100% applaud them for that.
Who was the woman from 48 Hours and True Lies?
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Jamie Lee Curtis is a prime example.
There you go.
She's beautiful in the face.
She's a woman.
And she's accepting herself for what?
For what she is at her age.
And that's exactly what she stands for.
She's like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not going to be putting a bunch of shit on my face
and in my mouth.
And you know what?
I used to be.
I used to have a huge heart on for Sandra Bullock.
I was extremely attracted to her.
And now that I hear she's getting like, oh,
you get a fucking war done?
Oh, dude, she's getting like an injection
put in her lips from some fucking Bangladesh penis shit.
Are you sure?
Oh, I'm absolutely 1,000% positive.
Oh, man.
Because she always seemed like a very competent in.
She was on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
Comfortable?
Well, what it was is the foreskin.
I'm not sure I understand that.
No, that is absolutely true.
So what I'm saying, and they even
confirmed that on the Ellen show.
Well, it may not have been Bangladesh,
but it was probably some Eastern.
Someone's penis?
No, it was the foreskin.
So it was that.
So what they're saying is that they chopped up that foreskin.
And she ate it?
No, they injected it in her face.
So she has penis shot up in her lips.
It's true.
OK, I'm sorry.
They chopped up a foreskin and injected it into the face.
Ellen DeGeneres, Sandra Bullock.
Good Lord.
Please put that in there, because Ellen calls her out.
I'm terrified about what we're going to find next.
Ellen DeGeneres and Sandra Bullock.
Yeah, just look up Sandra Bullock foreskin.
I mean, wouldn't that pop up what you want to look at?
So I can't believe this.
It can't be true.
It is true, actually.
Or face cream.
I just put face in her.
Boom.
I don't think it's face cream, but whatever.
Got a penis facial.
Here we go.
A couple months ago, K-Blank said
admitted that Sandra Bullock and her went and got
a certain kind of facial in New York
when they had some downtime shooting Oceans 8.
So Sandra sat down with Ellen and explained
exactly what it was.
Well, it's this way in which one forces through microneedling.
It's like a little roller with these.
Some of you, I think many of you know it.
And it pushes through the skin and ruptures the collagen
and then boosts it.
You look like a burn victim for a day,
but then it pushes the serum.
What are you pushing into the skin, Sandra?
Sarah?
Carrie?
What are you pushing into the skin?
Well, you push in whatever the facialist would
like to insert into your pores.
But what is it?
It is an extraction from a piece of skin
that came from a young person far, far away.
And they somehow figured out how to extract.
It's foreskin from a Korean baby.
Oh my god.
Suck it.
That's what it is.
OK.
Who comes up with this?
I don't think.
It's not like I'm lying there with little pieces all
over my face.
It's like, who thinks of collecting it and having it?
We'll do something with this.
And why didn't we come up with that?
Right.
We'll do something with this someday.
Well, I call it the penis facial.
And I think when you see how good it is to your face,
you too will run to your local facialist and say,
give me the penis.
Wow.
So there you go in a nutshell.
There you have it.
How about that?
I'm sad to hear that, to be honest.
I think that's not a normal person would have that done,
I don't think.
And I think she tried to feel better about it by saying,
I'm sure all of you know about this, but they really don't.
It's some far away place.
They really don't know about it because that's
an elite Hollywood.
That's what I mean.
That's an elitist Hollywood type of turn off.
After that, I was like, I am never
masturbating over you again.
Ever.
So how many times had you done that previously?
Oh, a billion times.
A billion.
No, that's not true.
I've been a lot of times.
Just a million.
No, not once.
But still, it's the you think about her differently.
I do.
Because it means you don't feel comfortable in your own skin.
But I will say this.
Just foreskin.
Foreskin, in your own foreskin.
But I will say this.
The pressure that Hollywood actors.
Here you are with your feelings again.
No, it's not a feeling thing.
Think about it.
This is their livelihood.
And they're trying to extend.
Sandra Bullock is wanting to keep getting booked for movies
for the next five, 10 years.
Look at the last movie she was in.
She looked terrible.
Terrible.
What was it?
She was an ex-prison person.
What the hell do you call those?
Convict.
She look horrible?
Yeah, she had no makeup on.
She was real homely looking.
And she wasn't beautiful in that movie.
I mean, yeah, so you're negating my point, actually.
Yeah.
So she was still getting the sun.
She wasn't playing the odd executive.
But you follow what I'm saying.
I think they feel a pressure to look young.
Yeah, they want to look great.
It's just like anybody on the planet wants to look great.
Look, fuck, I had a goddamn company dinner tonight.
A fancy restaurant.
Right.
And I didn't want to go.
You know why?
Because I felt self-conscious.
Oh, that sucks.
It's the truth.
Really?
You were worried about your weight?
Just whatever.
Doesn't matter.
Well, leave it at that.
That sucks.
It does suck.
So are you going to get the foreskin?
No.
No?
It could have helped.
You look sunburned for a day.
I have enough down there where I could provide foreskin
for some of them.
You look sunburned for a day.
Yeah.
And then you would have looked.
I mean, we would have find you attractive.
You would glow.
Oh, we would have found you.
Maybe I want to do you.
No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not happening.
Oh, do we have to edit that?
We need some more Rebecca's Creek to get that to happen.
Absolutely.
We need to leave that in the podcast.
If that's all it takes to get more Rebecca Creek, I'm in.
Do it, Sean?
Well, no, not to do Sean, just to have more Rebecca Creek.
I need an Uber.
No, I'm giving you a ride home.
Oh, god.
What?
No, what?
What?
Oh, my god.
Dude, you stop.
Anyway, I do feel like the Hollywood people are held
to a pressure that we cannot comprehend.
I think we can.
We really cannot comprehend the pressure they
feel to look young and, and.
Well, here's the thing.
They can't go to work at another.
To get that job, they have to have a big job.
It's not like they're going to break down and go work at a bank.
Not to mention, not to mention they have the money
and the resources and the availability,
and people are reaching out to them.
How about you evolve your character?
I used to play.
I used to play the young hot chick.
All right, now I'm playing the middle aged mom.
OK, now I'm in my 50s and 60s.
I need to go into the matriarch grandma age.
Yes.
Don't try to be that hot 20 year old.
Agreed.
When you're 60 years old.
I know.
That's what they need to do.
You don't want to recreate what you did.
You don't want to stay 20.
I mean, we do, but you can't.
Yeah, be the hot mom.
Then be the hot grandma.
Yeah.
Just look good.
You don't have to try to look like you're 25.
You can pole dance in all of those movies.
Yeah, look at Demi Moore.
And there you go.
There you go.
Well, she was in GI change.
Look great.
I mean, look.
Yeah.
Just be you.
I know.
Embrace you.
That's what it boils down to.
I'll tell you what.
It's being comfortable in your own skin.
You are so attractive being you.
Yeah.
Just anybody.
It saddens me to even see that.
It really, it's eye opening.
And it's kind of like, really?
You just said that on the universe
has heard you say that.
You've got like Korean baby foreskin
all implanted in your face.
You know, it just sounds creepy to me.
It does.
I'm harvesting baby foreskin.
Well, that was a joke that that no.
Did Ellen Ellen made?
I just I hope it's not Korean baby.
No, no, it is.
Shut up.
Are we kidding me?
That's exactly the reason why I told you to play that.
That is the truth.
That's exactly where it comes from.
So, OK, all right.
So Korean babies are I don't even want to talk about this anymore.
I'm not going to talk about the same one.
But what I will talk about from from from babies far, far away.
Babies far, far away.
That's what you said.
Been circumcised.
So it's not like there it's not like, OK, I don't even want to say it.
OK, all right.
So the foreskin have been severed.
OK, and those cells are harvested.
And I want so that can go in center.
Bullock's face.
OK, I want to move on small portions.
I know.
How do they make that?
I don't even want I don't want.
Do they have a small enough blender to try to chop up
all those little pieces?
It's the ninja, the ninja blender.
That is a good point. Anyway, can I buy to make?
So here's a point I want to make.
And this is something that Shelley and I have noticed over the years
when we've been hanging out with our your car.
Now, our sons in in a college environment, like you go up to Fayetteville,
or you might you guys go down to Blin or whatever.
And you go to you go to bars with your kids.
And then you see their girl.
We don't do that anymore.
You see the friends that are girls.
Right. And some of them.
I hear the thing.
Well, that's the thing.
Some of them are Barbies.
Right. Perfect.
And some of them are not so Barbie.
But but doable.
Oh, what?
What are you getting at?
So Shelley and I have noticed that the ones we are drawn to doable.
Are comfortable in their own skin.
That's my point doable.
And it's very well, you stop.
But that's my point.
That's well, OK. Yes.
Attractive sexually to I'm not saying doable from a sexual point.
I'm saying doable from like an engaging point to have a conversation.
Oh, really?
I call bullshit on that one.
Anyway, but we have met some girls that are, you know, not the Barbie type.
And we're like, my God, we would love for our son to meet her
and date her and marry her because they're bubbly and fun and respectful.
And and and they're awesome.
They're just awesome.
And they're so comfortable in their own skin.
Yet, despite the fact they might be 20 pounds overweight from the standard.
Right. Right. Which is normal.
Which is normal. Exactly. Which is normal.
They're not starving themselves to death like the rest of the Barbie.
All those Barbies in about 10, 15 years, they're going to be that way.
They're going to be that way.
Hundred percent. Hundred percent.
And we we we totally latch on to the attractive in your own skin.
Bam. Overweight women.
The obese.
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
No, they're awesome.
But this is important.
That's what we've been talking about, which is we just wish people
would be comfortable in their own skin.
And Sean is 100 percent drunk.
I was admiring this class.
He's 100 percent.
Well, I'm a little.
It's a very nice class.
I think my liver doesn't fight the fact that it just cracks in half.
You know, whenever I want, sure did.
Yeah, I am concerned about my liver.
I thought that it hurts.
How are your enzymes when you had your blood work?
Everything seems to be perfect.
I wouldn't say perfect, but, you know, within an acceptable range.
But that's nothing jumped out at all.
But but that's good.
But the reality is this like tonight, I
I don't I didn't drink that much. Right.
You had to say as much as we had.
You did. We had a lot.
Yeah, we had a fair amount of alcohol.
So we had two drinks.
One hundred and fifteen.
First one was two and a half hours.
You had three drinks, all 115 plus.
That's right. You poured more in there.
Yes, you did. And you had two beers.
So three drinks of two beers.
At one hundred and fifteen proof.
So it's probably like a 12 pack of beer.
Just do the math. Is it really that much?
But guys, do the math.
When you're drinking an 80 proof whiskey and you decide, OK, yeah.
And you decide to have one hundred and fifteen proof,
you're talking about a 50 percent increase, almost.
Right. So you're drinking one and a half, almost 50 percent,
one and a half drinks to every drink that you would drink
normally if you're drinking whiskey. Right.
And we had one, two, three of them.
So that's six, six of them plus two beers.
That's eight drinks in a three hour period.
So that's a lot of what I'm gathering is that we should be drinking
like vodka sodas at these clubs.
That's why I said I'm going to beer.
I'm moving to beer.
So and then bring your own beer to bring many anymore.
Well, the problem is that I'm trying to save money.
I'm tired of my tabby, but we're not saving money.
Time out. You've got to think about this.
A bladder of warm beer.
Oh, oh, the best, the best, probably flat.
Oh, flat, warm.
And then it'd be.
The best you can have a pump on it like some air to sound to that.
Oh, yeah. A little bottle of carbon CO2 carbonation.
I've got Guinness.
And the way you know, the way she's watched up and you're like,
yeah, we would like some mini fries.
We're like,
what's funny is that she walked up on us like so many times.
I know I was like filling up drinks and like we're like, oh, how would a bear
at some point is over to go with a bourbon though at some point is pity, not
like upset like they walk up and they're like, oh, my God, these old guys are so
lame. They're like bringing their own CO2 problem is, is that
come over is how every time she come over, I'd hate her.
Twenty dollars. No, you didn't.
Shut up. You wish.
No, I did. You did.
Yes. Well, then fuck yeah.
Bring him whatever you want.
Well, when she came over, I was like, I'd like a little light.
You know what she did?
She grabbed a drink that was on a person's tray and she picked it up
and put it in front of me and she was there.
You go to somebody else's drink.
Yes, it was a new drink.
Probably my drink.
No, you weren't there.
This is last week.
Well, that happened.
That happened. The night we were there, you were like all upset because I took
your drink. You did.
But I handed her a sum of a bitch.
You did. No, you did.
No, I did. But I did.
No, you didn't.
Well, not that night, but I did this time.
I think I think the amount of drink we have in the short time span is what's
well, look, this is the dudes like this phenomenon.
Okay, because this is crazy. All right, because this is getting worse.
It is this past week when I was there.
I got I don't remember leaving.
You got I don't even get drunk.
I was having like fluid conversations with you guys.
And all of a sudden you have roofie.
I don't even know.
You left your wallet and your phone, dude.
I wasn't there.
No, I had to go back in again.
We drove away.
I know. I was like, I would not.
I don't have my phone.
And Jeff like goes back in and finds my wallet and phone there on the table.
Well, my point is my continuing point is that.
I don't think I'm drinking more than I normally drink,
and I think I'm getting blackout more easier.
Well, maybe you're losing weight.
That's not happening either.
Actually, I haven't weighed myself in a while, but I thought you said you were
losing weight. I think I was.
I think next time we go, if you guys go just get beer, no bourbon, no old
fashions and see how it goes.
Or we do like a test here.
You do all beer.
I do all old fashioned.
You do some vodka sprite.
I'll do the vodka soda.
Yeah, dude, some womanly thing.
And then we'll compare how we all are at the end of the night.
Right. What do you think?
I'm not going to China.
Yes.
You can drink a little Cape Cod's Cape Cod's cranberry vodka cranberry vodka.
What the line?
Yes.
Really?
A vagina drink.
Yeah, they're good.
I drink it.
Have you ever heard of him say a Cape Cod cranberry vodka?
His wife drinks a lot of I have never heard that.
I like cranberry vodkas.
I just never heard you dog them like a Cape Cod.
I was doggy them.
Yeah, you call me a vagina drink.
Well, Sean did.
I said, but I drink I'll drink it.
I don't care.
Yeah, we're comfortable in our own skin.
I am.
I don't give a shit.
People can kiss my ass.
There you go.
So stick with beer and see if you have the blackout and I'll do the old fashioned or
whatever.
Or the vodka soda.
I'm doing old fashioned beer.
And you're doing this goes deeper than just I am concerned about my overall health.
When it comes on this drinking program, because I think this is like, no, no, I think this
is like a microcosm of what's going on with my life.
I'm like, what the fuck?
So, okay, so I didn't drink that.
Oh, we did drink that much.
You did.
You did have more than me.
You did.
But I will tell you, I have noticed the same thing.
Like, I feel like I'm drinking the same amount as I did the month before or the year before.
And I'm way more drunk than I normally am.
And I don't remember stuff.
So this is an aging thing.
It's an aging thing.
And I'm going to be honest, we're killing brain cells with all the drinking we're doing.
That should be honest.
Brain or liver cells and liver.
Well, it's really, I'm not concerned about the brain.
No, no, no.
The liver is doing less filtering, which means more alcohol is hitting more organs, including
the brain.
So my liver function was good when I had my physical.
I think, so this is my opinion.
I'm not a doctor.
But I would say, I would say, I'm doing my caveat, right?
My disclaimer.
I would say that before your liver becomes diseased, when it starts to show enzyme deficiency,
right?
Where it starts to show up on a blood test.
It starts to be less efficient in what it filters.
Are you following me?
Would that show up?
No, not until that's what my brother has always said.
My alternative brother with all the oils and all the kind of stuff, he says, when an organ
on a blood test shows up as out of range, it's diseased.
Meaning it's too late.
It's not too late.
It's nothing about the body is too late.
It's affected.
Absolutely.
That's the word you should use.
It's already under stress.
It's under stress.
Like could be passed, passed like normal.
Again, I think we need to get away.
We can have bourbons here.
Yes.
And enjoy a bourbon.
But when we go out, there's no need to bring bourbons.
Yeah.
Don't bring extra shit.
You can't drink the bourbon.
That's where I'm at.
Where you guys stop bringing it.
Stop.
I'm going to save money.
No, let's just have a couple of drinks and enjoy it.
The reality is we don't save money.
We add it to the drinks we buy.
Correct.
It's crazy.
We're crazy.
Life is crazy.
We're stupid.
It's like us are fucking crazy.
We do all kinds of shit to make full circle stuff to save money and to be better.
Oh, we do like, I mean, we are snuck booze into so many different places to try to save
money and it doesn't work.
You know why?
Because we, we spent $40 on alcohol when we know we could buy two handles at total wine.
That's hard to fathom.
Right.
But it's the truth.
It's the reality.
That's the reality of every bar you're ever going to go to.
It is.
So we just have to suck up and pay for it because we can afford it.
Right.
All right.
Paul closes up.
My name is Pablo.
Thank you for joining us.
I'm Jeff.
And I'm Sean.
It's April 4th and we have our producer, Mr. Austin over there.
Thank you very much.
You guys have a great night.
Thank you for joining us.