1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,800 April 2023. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,800 It's flying by. 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,800 Flying by. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,360 We're already flying by. 5 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,800 We're already four knuckles deep into this year. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,800 Oh shit. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,160 I only have three knuckles on. 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:28,280 I mean if we did have another knuckle, there would be four into it. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:35,680 And you know it stirs up all types of, you know, the seasons are changing. 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,960 Oh for sure. 11 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:41,920 Wants us to, you know, there's household chores that need to be addressed. 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,200 There's vacations that need to be procured. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,880 There's allergies that you're having to start to endure. 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:55,320 I woke up last night, about 11.30, just choking on snot. 15 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,320 Nice. 16 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,000 It's the drainage. 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Your wife must love that. 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 She does. 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I started coughing. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,600 So I got up and went to the restroom and I was looking for cough drops or whatever. 21 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,920 Anything I could do to help calm it down so I could get back to bed and have shit. 22 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Change of clothes for the year? 23 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,720 Change clothes. 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 No, no. 25 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,960 I mean just like the year and the transition times. 26 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,200 People like to, allergies are tough man. 27 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,960 People get hit hard. 28 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,360 There was a period of time where I got hit really hard with allergies. 29 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,360 Not so much anymore. 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,600 I mean so bad I wanted to like just fucking take my eyeballs and pull them out of my head 31 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,600 man. 32 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,600 But that's gone now. 33 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,080 So I don't have to, I should say it's gone. 34 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,840 Every now and then I know how to handle it, manage it a little bit better. 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,240 But first of all, it's not as bad. 36 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,240 It's climate change. 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,960 It is, or definitely climate change. 38 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:49,160 But I do a regular routine where I pop that, you know, that 24 hour pill and the little 39 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,840 snort up the nose, you know. 40 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,120 I do it every morning. 41 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,560 Yeah, it works. 42 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,960 It's religious and it works. 43 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Oh, it's religious. 44 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,280 Have you ever done the neti pop? 45 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Yeah, I've done the neti pop. 46 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, I did that, but it didn't really work for me. 47 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 It works. 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 What are you talking about? 49 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,720 It works, but you have to be careful. 50 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,360 There's a guy who just, this happened to. 51 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,360 You have to use like distilled water like you buy at the store. 52 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,960 Oh yeah, it's got to be cleaned. 53 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Lake water or something? 54 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,880 Oh no, well the guy took it out of his tap in like Mississippi somewhere. 55 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,880 Oh shit. 56 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,360 He dipped it into the non-potable water reserve. 57 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,040 No, it came out of his kitchen sink or his bathroom sink and he did it and he got the 58 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,040 brain amoeba. 59 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,040 Well, we've talked about this before. 60 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,080 Do you drink tap water? 61 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,080 I think you do, don't you? 62 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,800 I do, although it's really nasty right now. 63 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,920 It's crazy that you drink tap water to me. 64 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,920 I don't know why. 65 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:39,800 Well, I just recently started running my tap water through filtration, a little pitcher, 66 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,960 you know, a little filter thing. 67 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,960 I typically drink it out of the fridge, which has a filter on it. 68 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,680 Okay, that's better than nothing too. 69 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,000 At night when I take my vitamins and stuff, I'll just hold it under the sink and drink 70 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 it. 71 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,440 I don't have a problem doing that. 72 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,960 I have an osmosis system, right? 73 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,720 So I have the deal under this. 74 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,720 Look at me. 75 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,080 You know, I can spare no expense. 76 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,960 Is this the one that you said just waste gallons of water? 77 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:09,480 It does, it was a lot of water, but I just dump it into my pool so I recycle it. 78 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:16,680 So dudes like us podcast, it's April 4th, like I was mentioning earlier, changing of 79 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,320 seasons and lots of stuff to talk about this podcast. 80 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,280 Dude, I got some Sean. 81 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 I'm Paul. 82 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,280 And I'm Jeff. 83 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:30,800 And our Mr. Host over there, Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin, who's insanely quiet for most 84 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 these podcasts. 85 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 He's worked today. 86 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,800 He was on his, yeah, his rollerblades all day long. 87 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 He had a nine to fiver today. 88 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,800 Yeah, that's pretty tough, man. 89 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,800 Nine to fiver. 90 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:43,800 I was like, welcome, do you do it for the next 40 years? 91 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Welcome to the work, the workforce. 92 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,440 And someone came over to the house today and I was just like, had this look on my face 93 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,000 and I was like, oh, you look like you're stressed out. 94 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I was like, yeah. 95 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,080 You know, I was just like, get used to it. 96 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,080 You know, it only gets worse. 97 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,080 It's funny when it's like this is what I got to look forward to. 98 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,080 I was like, yes. 99 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,080 It's funny when parents have the conversation. 100 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,440 It's like, he needs to get a job. 101 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,120 He goes, he's going to have a job. 102 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,840 You know, he's going to have to work for 40 years of his life. 103 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,560 Why don't you just let him have the summer off? 104 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 I mean, you know what I mean? 105 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,800 That kind of, that kind of, uh, enjoy your youth before you have to like, you know, make 106 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,800 a coin. 107 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 No, no, I didn't either, man. 108 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,800 I worked a fuck him. 109 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:23,720 I worked every, I worked every damn summer, every damn Christmas, every, every holiday. 110 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,720 I worked at a movie theater. 111 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,720 We were open. 112 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,680 That was like the busiest days was Thanksgiving day and Christmas day. 113 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,680 Right. 114 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,680 Yeah. 115 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,680 Every year. 116 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,680 It's a joke though. 117 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,680 Working at a movie theater. 118 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,400 Well, actually most jobs where you're making minimum wage is a joke. 119 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,360 Well, I mean, when you're working 11 to one every single day, I was like, shit, that's 120 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,360 like two hours. 121 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,040 You know, 11 AM to one AM. 122 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,160 Well, that's your fault. 123 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,160 Yeah. 124 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,760 That's a long ass shift every single day. 125 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,760 It's good. 126 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,560 I'm only going to love this long day. 127 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 Yeah, it is. 128 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,840 But yeah, that's a lot of money. 129 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,000 That's how you make a lot of money. 130 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 There you go. 131 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,760 I came back in college and I was like, I want the long ships, man. 132 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:58,760 Give me a long ones. 133 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,760 Yeah. 134 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,760 I was the same way. 135 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,760 I wanted to work as much as possible because I had, uh, went to school. 136 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,440 I had six weeks off for Christmas. 137 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,960 So Thanksgiving week and we didn't go back until January sometime. 138 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,040 And every year I go back to the same place and work. 139 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,040 KB toy store. 140 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,120 There you go every year. 141 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:18,160 And I'd work, you know, I'd work multiple shifts, but I was typically in the morning 142 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,160 because the high school was good work mornings. 143 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,160 Right. 144 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,160 Right. 145 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,160 Right. 146 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,160 Exactly. 147 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,280 So it'd be me and the store manager down there unloading trucks and shit like that. 148 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:30,360 And then, uh, uh, every now and then I'd work the evening shift, but I was usually done. 149 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,520 I'd be there at seven and be done by like two or three. 150 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,520 Right. 151 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,520 Right. 152 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,520 That's not bad. 153 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,520 So, and you got some sort of life after that. 154 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,520 Correct. 155 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,040 I mean, I got off at one in the morning, so my life was going to Denny's with the rest 156 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,040 of the gang. 157 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,640 I'd be out to like four or five in the morning and then I would crash and then get back to 158 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:45,640 11 o'clock again. 159 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:51,760 When I was at McDonald's, I worked only weekends and I did the Fridays and Saturdays and I 160 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,760 worked Sundays days. 161 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,880 I usually did 11 to seven on Sunday and I'd work. 162 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,000 What was this like, like your senior year, junior, junior, senior year in high school. 163 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,040 So I want to turn 16 essential. 164 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,040 There you go. 165 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:10,520 And, uh, I, uh, I worked five to close and the McDonald's will close at midnight, I believe. 166 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,480 And we, but we'd have to clean the whole fucking store. 167 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,480 Oh yeah. 168 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,480 And I was a cook. 169 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,480 So it all over again. 170 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,480 Yeah. 171 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,480 So I was a cook. 172 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,480 So I'd have to clean the kitchen and the couple of us were back there. 173 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,640 There someone would do the dishes and you're scrubbing the grill, spraying shit on it and 174 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,640 all that kind of stuff. 175 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,640 Empty in the grease traps. 176 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 Oh yeah. 177 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,160 The big old fucking things on the side. 178 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,520 There's just gallons of grease in there throughout the day. 179 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,480 And then about two again, there was never no hard stop, right? 180 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,440 It was you went until you were done. 181 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,120 How about, how about like what a burger? 182 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,680 It's like 24 hours. 183 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:41,680 Yeah. 184 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:42,680 How does that work? 185 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,680 When do they ever clean? 186 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,360 It's like one and three in the morning or sure. 187 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,360 They have set things. 188 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,360 All right. 189 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,000 You're cleaning this girl or maybe they rotate. 190 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I have no idea. 191 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,360 I don't even know how they make these burgers anymore. 192 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,360 I know. 193 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,560 Do they cause I'm not even sure if there's burgers. 194 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,080 It's not even real meat. 195 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,000 Well, when I did it, I had like an actual grill griddle, right? 196 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,720 I actually made the burgers. 197 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,080 I don't see that back there in McDonald's anymore. 198 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,720 I've been told from drawers. 199 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:14,760 I've been told that McDonald's has an impeccable process for like real food, real everything. 200 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,760 I don't believe that. 201 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,200 I was skeptical too, but this person that I was talking to. 202 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,240 There's this lady that pulls out a happy meal from 40 meals three years ago or 20 years. 203 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,240 It didn't matter. 204 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,240 And it was a really long time ago. 205 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,240 A happy meal. 206 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,520 She pulls it out and it's got the fries. 207 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,720 It's got the hamburger and the toy. 208 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,680 Maybe I don't know, but I, but the bread, you have like the bread. 209 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,240 Normally deteriorates and molds over and is nothing. 210 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,780 The bread looked pristine. 211 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,080 It looked like the day it came out of the oven. 212 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,560 Oh, it could look that way for months. 213 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,560 I don't know. 214 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,240 When I did this is two decades old. 215 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,240 What are you talking about? 216 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,240 Hold on. 217 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,240 Maybe I missed the beginning. 218 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,820 Mr. Producer, look up a hamburger happy meal, a 20 years old. 219 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:59,040 So this lady held onto this happy meal. 220 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,320 Evidently got shoved in a closet by accident somehow. 221 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:06,760 And it came out like two decades later and it was in perfect condition. 222 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,760 That can't be. 223 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,160 I mean, it was hard as a rock, but it looked the same. 224 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,160 But did not hold. 225 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,160 Nothing grew on it. 226 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,160 No. 227 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,160 Wow. 228 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,160 The hamburger. 229 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,160 That's a little concerning. 230 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,160 Yeah. 231 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,360 There's a really considering find a little video of it. 232 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 Oh God. 233 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,440 Well, I know when I was, I worked there, I mean, the buns were fresh. 234 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:30,640 It was like, you know, these big racks of burger buns, you know, like, yeah, I mean, 235 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,640 now they're made. 236 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 I don't know. 237 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 They came to me all wrapped in the plastic and everything. 238 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,120 I mean, they run through this shit so fast. 239 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,040 I can't imagine that that they have to do much to it to keep a shelf life. 240 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,040 You know what I mean? 241 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,040 There you go. 242 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,040 Hamburger left in a closet for 24 years. 243 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,040 Oh, I'm skeptical already. 244 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:48,480 Everyone, this is your daily dose of internet. 245 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:53,520 This person bought a meal from McDonald's and then left it in her closet for 24 years. 246 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,520 After 24 years, the food never broke down or decomposed. 247 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:01,520 French fries pretty much look like fries. 248 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,480 No, those are extremely dry. 249 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,720 They're desiccated from hell. 250 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:05,720 Oh, come on, though. 251 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,720 Look at that. 252 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,720 The bread has never molded. 253 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,600 Well, it has molded. 254 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,600 It's the same color as the bread, the bun. 255 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,040 Are you trying to rationalize that? 256 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,320 That doesn't look as fresh and as new as anything. 257 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,520 It's 24 years old. 258 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,240 I want to see this carbon dated. 259 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,240 Carbon dated. 260 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,240 There you go. 261 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,760 What the hell is that? 262 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,760 You turned that off. 263 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,760 What the hell was that? 264 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,760 Now we're going to get sucked into TikTok here. 265 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,760 Rat with a knife. 266 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:34,760 All right. 267 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,760 Well, all right. 268 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,760 Sorry, I didn't mean to distract you on that. 269 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,960 Well, the only weird thing that I had, well, there's a couple of weird things at McDonald's, 270 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:46,120 but the American cheese slices, they came in like these huge bricks. 271 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,800 They're like 18 inches and they're just slices. 272 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,800 Right? 273 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,800 Yeah, they're all pre-cut. 274 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,520 Did you ever take a bite out of a brick? 275 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,520 No. 276 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,520 No, I don't like American cheese. 277 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,520 I don't either. 278 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,520 I don't either. 279 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,520 Are you serious? 280 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,520 I don't know. 281 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,520 It's like I never ever do American cheese. 282 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,520 Cheddar, I'll do it. 283 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,520 Pepper Jack. 284 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,440 So anyway, it was cold. 285 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,520 It's wrapped in sharp cheddar. 286 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,520 Yeah. 287 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,520 Whatever it is, a plastic, right? 288 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,860 So you open it up and you start peeling them, right? 289 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:16,520 So they're overhanging so you can easily flip flop and peel the thing off. 290 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,520 It's all about speed, man. 291 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,520 Yeah. 292 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:23,840 So about six or seven slices in, I pull one up and there's a fly right in the middle of 293 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,680 it that was packaged like that. 294 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,280 But that's not uncommon either, right? 295 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:33,600 I mean, these are massive facilities where they're processing food and shit. 296 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,400 And it was probably like building this thing and the fly just went right in there. 297 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,400 One really unlucky fly. 298 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,400 Right. 299 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Really? 300 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,600 But people would see that and they would go McDonald's. 301 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,080 I mean, they would go ape shit, right? 302 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:51,200 That's where that 1% of what's in your food, a fly. 303 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 Right. 304 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:57,960 I mean, shit, I mean, there's mice that fall into the grinders and I mean, whatever, man. 305 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,960 Yeah. 306 00:10:58,960 --> 00:10:59,960 It happens. 307 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,960 You want to see how the sausage is made. 308 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,960 Yeah, they use cow vaginas. 309 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,960 Apparently. 310 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960 Yeah. 311 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,960 Yeah. 312 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:05,960 Sean's sausage. 313 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,960 Yeah. 314 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,960 We have confirmed that. 315 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960 Yeah. 316 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960 I'm staying away from that. 317 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,720 Sean comes in, hey, I made some brats. 318 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:17,440 So you know, part of this time of the season, you know, is trying to plan like the summer 319 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,440 events. 320 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:24,000 You know, we were trying to do like the trying to get this excursion set up with going to 321 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,920 camp before it gets too fucking hot. 322 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,400 Evidently, we're not going to be able to go to Palo Duro Canyon. 323 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,880 I think we're about eight months late to book those, it sounds like. 324 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,320 Man, it's not just that. 325 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:40,240 I mean, when you're trying to rent a beach house for twenty twenty four, you get to be 326 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,240 way out. 327 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,240 It's too late. 328 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,240 Yeah. 329 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,480 I mean, like I mean, all that kind of stuff. 330 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,140 People are on top of that shit, man. 331 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,640 You got to you got a plan. 332 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,640 Yeah. 333 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:53,160 Well, I didn't I didn't realize that you had a plan that far ahead, especially with campsites 334 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,160 and stuff. 335 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,160 But whatever, man, live and learn. 336 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:00,360 So, you know, I feel bad because I promised Austin, you know, we're going to be going 337 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,920 to Palo Duro and he's actually looking forward to it. 338 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,440 So Austin, you're just going to have to pump the brakes next year and I'm going to put 339 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,840 in that fucking request like six months, eight months in advance period. 340 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 Yeah. 341 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,840 Schedule it now. 342 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,920 But I mean, there's plenty of places you can go that are awesome, man. 343 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920 Yeah. 344 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,920 We're still going to go somewhere. 345 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920 We're going to take that up. 346 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,240 Try to go to Turner Falls in Oklahoma. 347 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,240 That's a beautiful place to go. 348 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,240 I've been up there. 349 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,240 We'll figure it out. 350 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,240 We'll figure it out. 351 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:28,640 You know, the idea is to to get away and disconnect and do some fishing. 352 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,640 Lake LaVon. 353 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,200 We'll figure it out. 354 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,560 I don't know if it's Lake LaVon. 355 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,680 I mean, we may go to Ray Roberts. 356 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,680 I may go to Mississippi. 357 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,680 I don't know. 358 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,680 There's there's options. 359 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,680 Colorado. 360 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:44,480 Well, you know, there's a lot of drama affiliated with going Colorado. 361 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,480 No, there isn't. 362 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,480 We're going to be up there. 363 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,960 I think we're going to be up there for three weeks. 364 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,960 We'll see. 365 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,960 I got to get the dates down. 366 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960 I'm going to work from there. 367 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,240 But my wife's going to stay up there and we're just going to chill. 368 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,400 And whoever wants to come up, we just need to coordinate it. 369 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,760 Make sure that we have enough beds for everybody and bam, come up and work, come up and hang 370 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,760 out. 371 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,760 What do you want to do? 372 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 If I went up there, I would have to work. 373 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760 That's fine. 374 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,760 Yeah. 375 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,320 I mean, we do need to figure out that, you know, I mean, I'll just charge you like, you 376 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,200 know, five hundred bucks a day in Internet charges. 377 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,080 But no big deal. 378 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,080 I do video calls. 379 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080 I'm on. 380 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,340 I'm on a video going all times. 381 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,340 Yeah. 382 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,240 Twenty four and then I stream YouTube on the other screen. 383 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,240 Yeah. 384 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,240 While you're watching a movie. 385 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,240 Yeah. 386 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 While watching a movie. 387 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,240 Yeah. 388 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,240 That's what killed us. 389 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,760 The kids were watching movies at night on their phones and we'd wake up and all the 390 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:36,280 Internet be gone and it'd be super slow because we used up all the you know, you have certain 391 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,440 to buy within 24 hours. 392 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,440 Yeah. 393 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,440 Yeah. 394 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,440 I was like, What the hell just happened? 395 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:44,880 And then they get on me because I was streaming Amazon, streaming music for my mother. 396 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,000 Right, she would be out on the patio, 397 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,200 but I would be playing classical music 398 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,200 because she loves classical music, right? 399 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,720 And they were like, you were streaming Amazon? 400 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,640 I was like, dude, it uses hardly any bandwidth at all 401 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,720 compared to like video and TV and whatever. 402 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,600 No, all those games and videos you just watched. 403 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Oh my God, that just sucks up internet. 404 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,440 Well, that's what I tried to explain. 405 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,680 Songs are hardly anything. 406 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,120 So you have like the Tesla one though? 407 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,760 Starlink, yeah, I do not. 408 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:11,960 That's a planning thing, man. 409 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,280 I haven't done a good job planning. 410 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,320 Well, you're gonna be up there for three weeks. 411 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,160 Yikes. 412 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,400 I know, wow, it's too late. 413 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,320 Is it too late? 414 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,400 Why is it too late? 415 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,640 You're a month out. 416 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,160 Oh, it's getting me more than that. 417 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,120 I tell you what, I'll do that tomorrow. 418 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,480 I'll see if I can order it tomorrow. 419 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:29,440 But I think it's like a big, long waiting list. 420 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,680 Well, if you're in Ukraine. 421 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,520 I don't know. 422 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,340 I don't know, I'll check it out. 423 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,180 I have no idea what I'm looking to. 424 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,360 But that is definitely the long-term vision 425 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,560 because it's super high speed, because it's low orbit. 426 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,440 Well, you remember when Starlink was released, 427 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,520 they released like a thousand satellites at once. 428 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,120 And then all the stargazers and the astronomers 429 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,320 and the planet, not planetariums, but the observatories, 430 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,520 they were all voicing major concern 431 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,680 because it was fucking up their view. 432 00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,760 Right? 433 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,240 I mean, because they do time-lapse stuff 434 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,840 and all these satellites are blasting off 435 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,660 all over the place. 436 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,420 I mean, leaving the blurry lines. 437 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:07,260 I don't know. 438 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,540 I haven't heard anything about it in a while, 439 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,800 but they really were upset with Elon Musk. 440 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,800 The astronomers. 441 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,560 Yeah, the astronomers of the world. 442 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,400 Yes. 443 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,220 There's so many of them. 444 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,060 They protested. 445 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,320 What are they gonna do? 446 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,160 There were three of them, and Greta was with them. 447 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,240 You need to take all those down. 448 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,680 It'll cost you eight billion dollars, 449 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,800 but you take them down. 450 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,740 Greta. 451 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,760 She's like a preacher now, right? 452 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,360 Oh my God, I don't know what she is. 453 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,600 She got a doctorate of theology. 454 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,320 Are you kidding? 455 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,320 Did they give her an honorary? 456 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,560 They gave her an honorary doctorate of theology. 457 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,520 Like the College of Finland or something. 458 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,520 Yeah, no, it was the religion of climate change. 459 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,960 Damn, no shit. 460 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,080 Do we wanna talk about the bourbon 461 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,560 before we go much further? 462 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,600 Yeah, we always wait to the very end on this one. 463 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,720 This is one of my favorites. 464 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,320 Yeah, he had super boner over this. 465 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,560 So, huge boner. 466 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,960 Oh. 467 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,040 This might, actually, I'm gonna declare it right now. 468 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,320 This is my favorite family of bourbons. 469 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,320 Of bourbon and whiskeys. 470 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,760 It is Rebecca Creek. 471 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,600 Rebecca's Creek. 472 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,560 Oh. 473 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,400 Yeah, that's good stuff. 474 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,440 Every one we've had has been very, very good. 475 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,360 Brilliant. 476 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,840 Yeah, and extremely reasonably priced. 477 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,320 Yeah, very reasonably priced. 478 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,800 Even that double, I mean, when we got the 12 year, 479 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,520 we were kinda like, really? 480 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,200 That's 50, 60 bucks for a 12 year. 481 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,160 It's like, all right, let's get it. 482 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,560 It is fantastic. 483 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,560 It's unheard of. 484 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,840 Who's gonna charge that little for a bourbon? 485 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840 So, Rebecca's Creek. 486 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,840 So, you said it's based in San Antonio. 487 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,920 Are you 100% certain on that? 488 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,480 Down there somewhere, South Texas-y, 489 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,720 down that San Antonio. 490 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,840 So, it's a Texas bourbon. 491 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,680 How cool is that? 492 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,600 Correct, yeah. 493 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,240 I mean, I love it all the more, right? 494 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,200 We could drive to it. 495 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,040 That's what I said. 496 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:43,880 I wanna do it. 497 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,800 We could do a drive down there. 498 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,040 We could hit Rebecca's Creek. 499 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,800 We could hit Nine Banded. 500 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,960 We could hit Still Austin. 501 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,240 We could hit Milam and Green. 502 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,080 Yeah, I mean, we leave. 503 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:53,920 It's all down there. 504 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,740 So, yeah, so, how does that work? 505 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,580 Garrison Bros. 506 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,600 I mean, so, yeah, so I've been there, right? 507 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,440 That's Fredericksburg. 508 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,280 Right. 509 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,120 So, what do we do? 510 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,480 We leave early on a Saturday, 511 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,040 and we hit a couple of them, 512 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,280 and then we skate the night somewhere. 513 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,440 We come back Sunday, or is this a two-nighter? 514 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,640 What do you want to do, right? 515 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,280 Because they're not right next to each other. 516 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,200 No, I was gonna say, Texas is a big state, right? 517 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,240 So, you're gonna have to probably, 518 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,680 you could probably get two of them in, right? 519 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,520 Because getting down there is about four hours, right? 520 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,360 So, you- 521 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,180 It's just San Antonio, you mean? 522 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,640 Yeah, three, four hours, or wherever it is. 523 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,480 Because we could hit- 524 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,300 I think it's five hours. 525 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,440 We could hit Balcones on the way down there. 526 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,720 The problem is, if we hit Balcones, 527 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:33,720 then we're sampled and driving through the hill country, 528 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,560 well- 529 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,380 Boosed up. 530 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,760 So, Sean will be the designated driver. 531 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,760 Right deal. 532 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,480 Yeah, that's easy. 533 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,440 That's an easy one. 534 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,600 And he'll be like, you guys suck. 535 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,520 I hate you guys, fuckers. 536 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,760 The whole, all four hours, 537 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,400 he'll be just bitching up a storm. 538 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,360 And we'll be like, oh my God, this is so fun. 539 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,200 He'll just be like, fuck it, 540 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,960 I'm getting an Uber the rest of the way. 541 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,040 You know one thing I am gonna say here, 542 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,860 I'm actually disappointed I put a cube on this. 543 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,800 It's watering down the super crazy rich flavor it had. 544 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,360 We could always add more. 545 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,560 Well, I know, I'm planning on doing that. 546 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,240 What's the proof on this thing? 547 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,280 Oh, it's- 548 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,120 I even checked. 549 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,520 What is the proof, Mr. Producer? 550 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,240 Chime in on your microphone if you don't mind. 551 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,400 Yeah, he's got a microphone. 552 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,640 Goddamn, use it, you son of a bitch. 553 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,240 Oh, that's why I can- 554 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,760 I went out and spent tons of money. 555 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,960 Is he there? 111.9. 556 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,800 Why are you a Cylon from Bible Star Galactica? 557 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,120 No shit. 558 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,120 Are you trying to be sexy or something? 559 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,200 So, 111.9? 560 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,160 Yeah, that's right in our wheelhouse. 561 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,480 Totally in our wheelhouse. 562 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480 I'm sorry, I was daydreaming. 563 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,720 What'd you say, 109? 564 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,480 111.9, so 112 essentially. 565 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,320 Yeah, 112. 566 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,800 Man, no slouch, man. 567 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,280 For my birthday this past week, 568 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,160 we had a, was it Seagate? 569 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,000 What was it, that? 570 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It was Barrel. 571 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,920 Barrel Vanguard. 572 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,080 Very good. Vantage. 573 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:55,920 Vantage, that's what it was. 574 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,160 Yeah, Barrel Vantage, 114.6. 575 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,000 That was tasty too. 576 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,360 We had to pay for those. Yeah, that was a good one. 577 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,080 Now that one is part of your monthly club. 578 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,760 Yep, the Mash and Grape Monthly Club. 579 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,400 We may have touched on it here. 580 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,200 My wife got me a Mash and Grape 581 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,600 Bourbon of the Month for six months, 582 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,680 and we were down three. 583 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:19,000 We had Union Trail as the first one, which was eh. 584 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,560 And then we had a 585 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,160 Stellum. Stellum. 586 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,560 Which is good. Which is perfect. 587 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,800 I remember that being good. 588 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,600 Yeah, but not bad at all. 589 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,080 And then the Vantage Barrel was fantastic. 590 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,360 I think that's the best one so far. 591 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,680 So what I'm amazed about is, 592 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,000 I mean, we've had 200 plus Bourbons, 593 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,680 and I was really worried that when she bought that for you, 594 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,040 because it was not cheap, right? 595 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,240 I mean, it was a really great gift. 596 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah, it was a good gift. A great gift. 597 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 And I was worried that it was going to be like, 598 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,320 oh shit, man, we've already tried that. 599 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,160 Oh shit, we've already tried that. 600 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,720 There's a lot of Bourbons out there. 601 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,720 We, three in a row, we have not. 602 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,000 I know. And I love that. 603 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,320 I love that, that it's become, 604 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,840 it's even more of a special gift 605 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,480 when it turned out like that for her. 606 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,640 Like, Bourbons we've never tried. 607 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,480 Right. 608 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,840 It's super cool. 609 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,880 So anyway, okay. 610 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,640 So we were talking about summer stuff, 611 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,640 or plans that we, actually before summer, right? 612 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,560 We're trying to do stuff 613 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,600 before it gets crazy fucking hot, right? 614 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,640 What's wrong? 615 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,040 What, yeah, your keyboard stuff. 616 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:18,880 I'm sorry. 617 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,040 I've showed everything, didn't I? 618 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,080 Just like disappointment. 619 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,920 Yeah. 620 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,240 I'm a person that likes, I'm a creature of habit. 621 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,400 And my keyboard, I'm missing, 622 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,840 I just realized I'm missing my USB thing. 623 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,040 And I'm like, where the hell could the USB thing have gone? 624 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,560 It's probably in your bag. 625 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,400 Yeah, but. 626 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,840 Well, this is actually silver lining, 627 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,640 because that way you're not on your computer 628 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,920 being distracted. 629 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,600 Sometimes I need to be on the computer. 630 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,600 I know, I hear you, but I prefer that you're not. 631 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,520 So the part of the thing we were talking about 632 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,920 was the vacation thing. 633 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,720 So the summertime, and it just brings up, 634 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,720 look, I grew up in, I grew up going on vacation a lot. 635 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,000 And now that I'm married with kids 636 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,960 and my wife's condition, 637 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,320 I'm unable to go on these vacations. 638 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,160 Yeah, to do much. 639 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,120 And you know. 640 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,400 Unless you're gonna split up the clan, right? 641 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,840 Well, we gotta split up the clan, 642 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,960 and then I gotta basically sit bitch 643 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,600 with somebody else's family, like Jeff. 644 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,000 Jeff cordially and gracefully invited me 645 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,760 to go out to do things. 646 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,560 Yeah, well, your Utah trip was great. 647 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,400 You guys had a great time. 648 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,240 Yeah, where'd you go? 649 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,080 Utah. 650 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,920 Yeah, we went to. 651 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,760 Tahoe. 652 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,600 Lake Tahoe, yeah. 653 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,520 That's what I meant, damn it. 654 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,080 You know, it was a blast. 655 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,600 It was a blast, and it is fantastic. 656 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,320 And you have a guide on that mountain. 657 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,520 It's just, I was looking forward 658 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,800 to going to this Palo Duro thing, 659 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,240 and I'm kind of disappointed now. 660 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,280 I was like, fuck, I didn't realize that, 661 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,760 they're that far, far booked out. 662 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,560 But nonetheless, I need a break. 663 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,480 Yeah. 664 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,880 I'm going loopy right now. 665 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,880 And frankly, I shouldn't say it irritates me. 666 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,680 I think a better word is I get so envious 667 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,600 of like you guys when you guys leave, 668 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,880 and you're like, oh, I'm going to Colorado 669 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,720 for three weeks. 670 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,840 I'm just like, fuck you. 671 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,560 I'm going to Greece again. 672 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,600 Yeah, and it's great. 673 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,440 I'm happy for you guys. 674 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,880 But at the same time, I'm just like, I hate my life. 675 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 You're resentful. 676 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,280 I don't think I'm resentful. 677 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,680 I don't know if that, I am resentful, 678 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,720 but not towards you. 679 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,480 I'm resentful towards myself, 680 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,160 because there are certain dudes like us out there 681 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,360 that probably are challenged going on vacation. 682 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,960 There are people that just don't make enough money 683 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,680 to take off the time to go on vacation. 684 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,040 It's stuck in the red line. 685 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,160 More than you know. 686 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,720 Vacations are extremely expensive. 687 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,840 They are, man. 688 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,680 Even if you're going to drive across the country 689 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,320 to go to Grand Canyon, boom. 690 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,120 I mean, that's a $4,000 trip. 691 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,200 It is, it's stupid, fucking ridiculous. 692 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,800 You can drive your car to the gas, 693 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,040 which is one thing, you account for that. 694 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,880 But then hotels, you're like, 695 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,080 do I want to stay in the Bates Hotel? 696 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,760 Right, and you got to do the elite helicopter tour. 697 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,400 Hold on, the Bates Hotel? 698 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,480 Is that like a creepy place? 699 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,720 Yeah, I mean, do you want to stay in a shithole 700 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,560 in the south of what you can? 701 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,960 That's where our fantasy football league 702 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,520 usually goes on these excursions 703 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,360 when watching the grass. 704 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,600 Only if I plan it. 705 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,440 Strong point. 706 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,280 Only if I plan it. 707 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,360 But those are the kind of hotels that my family stayed at, 708 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,600 because they didn't have the big chains. 709 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,240 They had Holiday Inn and Ramada and Red Roots. 710 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,520 Yeah, but you're talking about the Motel 6, 711 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,840 Motel 8 type of shit. 712 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,840 Well, I mean, the side of the road, no name hotel. 713 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,840 Little bus western. 714 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,680 Little motel, right? 715 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,520 I mean, they're shitholes. 716 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,080 Where the kids wake up with a rash. 717 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,000 Yes, I mean, that's what I grew up going to. 718 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,840 Bed bugs. 719 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,840 We didn't have the money to stay in the Hiltons 720 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,000 or the Red Light District. 721 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,400 Marriott's or stuff like that. 722 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,160 Yes, we'd stay at the Hookers. 723 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,800 Yeah, it was the hourly rate stuff. 724 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,640 Yes. 725 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,840 And so you'd be trying to sleep on the headboard next door. 726 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,520 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 727 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,360 Yes, well, these are the ones where you go in. 728 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,720 Massage, you put a quarter on the side. 729 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,960 Yes. 730 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,920 I stayed in those. 731 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,400 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 732 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,320 I stayed in those. 733 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,160 You know what's funny? 734 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,000 That's so gross. 735 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,840 I got a quick story. 736 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,360 It is. 737 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,520 I graduated from high school. 738 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:10,600 I met this friend, and his mom was a salesperson 739 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,640 for a Meridian publishing company. 740 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:21,320 And the job basically was to sell magazines to hotels. 741 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,680 And basically, you give the magazines away. 742 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,440 They're free. 743 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,680 Sure. 744 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,320 Because what it does is you have local coupon. 745 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,480 Advertising. 746 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,400 Well, so let's just say Dallas, Texas. 747 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,200 You have all the areas around here, 748 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,040 all the sightseeing places, the Dallas Aquarium, blah, blah, 749 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,360 blah. 750 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,160 You put everything. 751 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,800 You get all the vendors to pitch in for the advertising, 752 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,600 of course. 753 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,080 And you sell that. 754 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,920 And so we did that. 755 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,160 And it was just me and my friend. 756 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,720 And she had set up and coordinated 757 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,600 all the travel times to get from point A to point B. 758 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,360 Back then, you'd have cell phones. 759 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,880 So you were delivering the magazines to the hotels? 760 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,720 No, we were going to the hotel. 761 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,440 And she had made an arrangement where she would do bartering. 762 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,400 She was like, hey, look, we're going 763 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,920 to be there for three days. 764 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,080 We need for you guys to pay for our room. 765 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,400 And we're going to go around. 766 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,000 And we're going to sell. 767 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,640 We're going to provide you all these free magazines. 768 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,840 You could put each room. 769 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,120 And we're going to take care of the rest. 770 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,680 But we've got to go around and do our thing and sell the. 771 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,520 Evidently, this was the thing. 772 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,680 So I remember we went to this one hotel. 773 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,680 And we're sleeping in the same bed. 774 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,520 Because they were just like, well, it's free. 775 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,160 Bitch, just shut the fuck up. 776 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,800 So it's just he and I. It's just like you and I. 777 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,120 Well, we go somewhere. 778 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,800 No, I've never been in a bed with you. 779 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,680 Oh, shut the fuck up. 780 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,680 Did you spoon? 781 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,600 No, we did not spoon. 782 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,120 You're like a gross story here. 783 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,560 But the thing is, did you snore back then? 784 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,320 I don't think so. 785 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,640 Really? 786 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,400 You're going to ask that? 787 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,200 That's why the dude quit. 788 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,320 I was like 100 pounds lighter. 789 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,440 But I just remember we were at this room. 790 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,720 And it had the little thing on the side of the bed, 791 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,760 little coin box. 792 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,680 And I was like, what the fuck is that? 793 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,760 I pop in 50 cents and turn thing. 794 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,880 And it's like, arrr. 795 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,640 I'm just like, oh, that feels good. 796 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,360 And my friend, Steven, he looks at me. 797 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,960 And he's just like, Sean. 798 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,080 And I was like, not a word. 799 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,240 Not a word. 800 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,440 And you both just laid there while you getting vibrated? 801 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,760 Yeah, we just both laid there and went to sleep. 802 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,000 But I just remember there. 803 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,200 And you're like, how long does this last? 804 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:23,920 I don't know, man. 805 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,440 Just 50 cents, probably like half an hour. 806 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,000 What he was going to say was like, this goes nowhere. 807 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,360 We tell no one about this. 808 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,400 And he didn't even get to finish what he was saying. 809 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,440 He was like, Sean, I was like, not a word. 810 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,680 It's not an aphrodisiac. 811 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,400 I mean, it's not like it's going to make things happen for you. 812 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,040 Whatever. 813 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,080 Actually, it was kind of soon thing. 814 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,000 It's a massage bed. 815 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,200 Well, I haven't seen those recently. 816 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,120 So that's what I mean when I say the side of the road hotels 817 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,400 that still have those massage beds. 818 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,320 The reason why you haven't seen those recently 819 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,780 is because there was no way in hell 820 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,560 you would ever stop at a nasty place like that anymore, 821 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,240 because your wife would kill you. 822 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,840 As we were talking about the vacations, 823 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,120 you don't want to stay in those. 824 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,720 So you're paying more for either renting the house 825 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:10,440 or a hotel that's $200 a night or whatever, $300 a night, 826 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,120 instead of $49.99. 827 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,440 So I will tell you, we went to Fayetteville almost back 828 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,760 to back within, I think, a five or six week period. 829 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,120 The first time, it was supposed to be a number of us. 830 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,320 It was for Dawson's 21st birthday. 831 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,120 And so we rented a house with two bedrooms 832 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,440 because we thought other people were bailed left and right. 833 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,520 And so it was really just Shelly and I, 834 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,480 and no one else stayed in the house. 835 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:37,520 Oh, and I shelled out like $340 a night for two nights. 836 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,640 And so then we back to back go up there. 837 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,160 And we always stay at this little tiny, it's not a shithole. 838 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,200 It doesn't have coin operated bed jiggling or anything going 839 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:45,700 on. 840 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:46,800 Well, it doesn't need to be a shithole to have 841 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,920 a coin operated bed. 842 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,200 Well, but here. 843 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,240 Does it have a chalk mark on the floor? 844 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:51,960 No. 845 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,460 No. 846 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,120 Does it have a fan to dry the carpet? 847 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,120 This is like, quite honestly, probably the fourth time 848 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:57,920 we've stayed there. 849 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,520 Was there spatter on the walls we 850 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,480 could see with the blue light? 851 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,000 We'll never turn on a blue light in these places. 852 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,500 No way. 853 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,800 And print on the mirror? 854 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,560 Oh, my. 855 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,360 Look at the bed sheet. 856 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,600 The one they don't clean, the one they put on top. 857 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,360 Oh, god. 858 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,760 I can't imagine what that looks like. 859 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,560 A Petri dish. 860 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,160 That's for sure. 861 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:14,880 Anyway. 862 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,960 Anyway, so but it was $65 a night. 863 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,920 And I'm like, dude, $150 for the weekend score. 864 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,000 And Shelly's like, I don't want to stay there. 865 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,880 We can't stay there. 866 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,720 Well, and this tells you how comfortable we are. 867 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,160 I've got my glock sitting on the nightstand next to us 868 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,320 every time we stay at that hotel. 869 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,760 I mean, it's exterior facing. 870 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,480 You should have a glock on the nightstand 871 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,720 everywhere you stay, period. 872 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,400 I hear you. 873 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,280 But this one is actually, just in case somebody 874 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,760 kicks the door in and something happens. 875 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,120 I mean, that's literally on the edge where we stay. 876 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,700 But I'm like, it's fine. 877 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,600 It's good. 878 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,040 Anyway, but I made a promise to my wife 879 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,500 that we wouldn't stay there again. 880 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,360 But anyway. 881 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,080 Yeah, that's the thing with, like I said, 882 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,800 the cost of these damn vacations. 883 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,240 And my wife and I were planning to go out 884 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,680 to visit my dad again in June. 885 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,520 And you know, air flights are weak. 886 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,400 Probably she works up until the 15th. 887 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,680 So after that. 888 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,600 All right, cool. 889 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,440 There's an excursion that is available to go 890 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,040 to Broken Bow, I think, on the second week. 891 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,080 I don't think I'm supposed to tell Paul that. 892 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,440 Yeah, no, you guys are making plans without me. 893 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,800 I get it. 894 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,720 You know, it's hurtful. 895 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,120 And I talk to my therapist about it quite a bit. 896 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,160 So anyway, I looked and the plane tickets 897 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,680 are $800 a pop round trip. 898 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,000 Yeah, oh, shit, man. 899 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,360 Yeah, and you're flying into Sacramento. 900 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,160 Sacramento. 901 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,240 And then we'll stay with it. 902 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,400 Dick's sucking. 903 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,560 It's stupid, though. 904 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,760 I mean, think about it. 905 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,040 You have someone like, let's just bring in Austin. 906 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,080 We were talking about him working, getting that job. 907 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,800 How long, how many hours would that boy need to work 908 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,200 to be able to afford the flight? 909 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,880 And then you have lodging. 910 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,520 And food. 911 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,240 And food. 912 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240 And extracurricular. 913 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,280 You want to go on a tour. 914 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,720 And a car to get around. 915 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,400 But this is exactly the way we want our kids to get a job 916 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,120 so they understand. 917 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,960 Like, think about it. 918 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,080 When they say something like, like, 919 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,160 It's only $100. 920 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,440 Well, how long is it going to take you to make it? 921 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,280 No, no, no. 922 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,240 What's even better is when they say that to you, 923 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,320 it's like, oh, my god, I would have to work 924 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,680 for four days to pay for that thing 925 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,960 that I want to buy on Amazon. 926 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,600 Right. 927 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,280 And I'm like, ding, it happened. 928 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,680 There's your moment, right? 929 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,320 I sound like Randy right there. 930 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,680 But that's what you want them to do. 931 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,840 Come to the realization that my time is money. 932 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,520 And you know what? 933 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,400 I don't need that. 934 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,600 Right. 935 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,600 But yeah, vacation. 936 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,080 Or I can get it cheaper elsewhere. 937 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,680 I don't need that Nike or Under Armour. 938 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,640 I can go with the store brand or whatever instead. 939 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,120 Yeah. 940 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,040 Good luck with that. 941 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,440 Not our kids, right? 942 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,200 Jeez. 943 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,520 I did with my boys until they could buy it themselves. 944 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,000 Right? 945 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,760 No, there you go. 946 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,360 They got the BCGs and the Academy brands and all that. 947 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360 Yeah. 948 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,280 I was going to 949 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,520 TJ Maxx. 950 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,360 I was going to talk about 951 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,320 TJ Maxx is a great store. 952 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,920 We took Dawson shopping this weekend. 953 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,560 And he was like, let's go to TJ Maxx. 954 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,280 And he picked out a bunch of t-shirts. 955 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,040 And I mean, they were $7.99 each. 956 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,440 I was like, score. 957 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,640 I was like, who is this kid? 958 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,920 Because he's my brand name kid. 959 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,400 Right. 960 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,240 And he's like, if I have Adidas shorts, I have Adidas top. 961 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,120 Like, I can't mix when I mix a Reebok. 962 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,920 It's just like you can't mix your college teams either. 963 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,520 Right. 964 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,080 You can't have an Ohio State. 965 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:25,840 Well, yeah. 966 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,720 Yeah, but come on. 967 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,240 A black Adidas shorts and a white Reebok shirt. 968 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,320 You could pull that off. 969 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,800 But not my son. 970 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,440 Hell no. 971 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,640 That's mixing brands. 972 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,200 I don't subscribe to that philosophy. 973 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,280 I don't either. 974 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:39,800 You should go. 975 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,320 You should go. 976 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,160 But to his defense, we went to TJ Maxx. 977 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,600 And we should go outside of you. 978 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,000 Who cares about that? 979 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,640 Yeah. 980 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,360 He's a particular kid, which is a cool thing. 981 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,080 So anyway, so I mean, were you trying 982 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,920 to plan a particular summer thing? 983 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,240 I mean, I know you want to camp, right? 984 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,440 You've been talking about camping. 985 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,880 Well, we've got, look, there's a few annual things 986 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,200 that I like to do. 987 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,360 Annual. 988 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,360 Just make sure that's clear. 989 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,840 OK. 990 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,320 OK. 991 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:05,840 All right. 992 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,320 So first of all, Austin, our birthday passed. 993 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,880 And Austin and I, my birthday is on April 2. 994 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,640 Austin is on April 1. 995 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,160 I know. 996 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,440 And we usually have a treat yourself day, 997 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,560 where we just go out and. 998 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,720 Why do you say it like that? 999 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,480 Because that. 1000 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,120 Treat yourself. 1001 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,520 Austin, pull it up, YouTube. 1002 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,240 So we do a treat yourself like it's from trailer parks. 1003 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:25,720 Hold on. 1004 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,720 Not from trailer parks. 1005 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,640 It's from parks and recreation. 1006 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,160 It's. 1007 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,040 Oh, I got you. 1008 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,560 It's. 1009 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,040 Right? 1010 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,880 Not the dude from Galaxy? 1011 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,400 Yeah. 1012 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,280 Chris Pratt is on there. 1013 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,880 But it's a treat yourself day. 1014 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,080 OK. 1015 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,640 So here, play a little snippet of it. 1016 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,680 So we got this because we used to watch the show 1017 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,800 like every freaking night before we go to bed. 1018 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,960 I've heard a lot about it. 1019 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,680 It's hilarious. 1020 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,720 Clutch is in the building, here to announce that Tom Havill 1021 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,760 Foot is in the building. 1022 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,360 Oh, one, two, one, two. 1023 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,280 Donatella. 1024 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,000 T-Mobile. 1025 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Three words for you. 1026 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,880 Treat yo self. 1027 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,160 Treat yourself 2011. 1028 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,200 Once a year, Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. 1029 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,760 What do we treat ourselves to? 1030 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,440 Clothes. 1031 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,040 Treat yourself. 1032 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,840 Fragrances. 1033 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,400 Treat yourself. 1034 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,320 Massages. 1035 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:12,840 Treat yourself. 1036 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,760 Mimosis. 1037 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,320 Treat yourself. 1038 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,720 Fine leather goods. 1039 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,640 Treat yourself. 1040 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,360 It's the best day of the year. 1041 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,360 It's the best day of the year. 1042 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,040 I got a question. 1043 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,160 What do you think about inviting Ben 1044 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,480 to come along with us today? 1045 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,800 Why, no. 1046 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,640 This is our thing. 1047 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,720 He really seems like he could use the day off. 1048 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,320 He's like a skinny little rubber band 1049 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,120 that's about to snap in half. 1050 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,080 Exactly. 1051 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,360 He doesn't know how to relax. 1052 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,400 Donna, you and I are relaxation professionals. 1053 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,800 There's no way Ben can slow down enough to keep up with us. 1054 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,040 Manuvium princess, this is our holy day. 1055 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,000 It's a one day a year. 1056 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,400 I'll allow myself to be selfish. 1057 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,520 Ooh, cupcakes. 1058 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,680 Those are all for me, Jerry. 1059 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,320 I didn't know that Parks and Recreation is kind of like 1060 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,120 the office and the way they film it. 1061 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,280 Oh, it's hilarious. 1062 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,800 Yeah. 1063 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,960 Like, I had no idea. 1064 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,680 Single camera, whatever they call it. 1065 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,520 Yeah, where they zoom in, zoom out. 1066 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,640 That's kind of cool. 1067 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,600 It's funny, but that is the spirit of what Austin 1068 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,280 and I like to do. 1069 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,000 It's the treat yourself. 1070 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,400 And frankly, I'm a little disappointed we 1071 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,600 didn't do it this year so far. 1072 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,880 You get fine leather goods? 1073 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,800 What we do is we go out and we just do things. 1074 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,480 We just treat yourself. 1075 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:21,920 It was more fun when Austin was in school, like in high school. 1076 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,720 Just getting pulled out of school was good enough. 1077 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,800 Just getting out of school and I took off work 1078 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,200 and I was kind of like, hey, we're going to go to the Smoothies. 1079 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,480 We're going to go here. 1080 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,520 It doesn't matter. 1081 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,280 We did something that we just broke the rules and went out 1082 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:35,800 and did it. 1083 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,520 You did something atypical on what 1084 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,600 should have been a normal day. 1085 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,680 So I was just like, what did you do? 1086 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,520 Treat yourself. 1087 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,240 So we didn't do that this year. 1088 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,080 And in fact, it wasn't even entertained. 1089 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,600 Well, frankly, I've been busy. 1090 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,680 And when I suggested something, Austin was like, I'm busy. 1091 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,320 So it's like, well, it hasn't connected. 1092 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,320 So I made the treat yourself the Paladuro Canyon thing. 1093 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,240 So I was like, all right, well, I'm 1094 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,860 going to do the treat yourself Paladuro. 1095 00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,600 And now that's been squashed because there's 1096 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,560 no availability out there anywhere, none. 1097 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,600 Did you look as well? 1098 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,280 Yeah, I looked. 1099 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,440 I could call and talk to him. 1100 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,160 They're like, yeah, we're booked out. 1101 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,320 Now he's a grown ass man. 1102 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,360 He's a working man. 1103 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,760 There's no time. 1104 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,520 Well, 40 years later, he's waiting 1105 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,040 for that Paladuro Canyon. 1106 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,560 Yeah, but it's that annual thing that you look forward to it. 1107 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,240 So I mean, you got to make it a priority. 1108 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,320 So Austin, look at me. 1109 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,240 We need to figure that out. 1110 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,520 So we've got to get a day off. 1111 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,040 Do me a favor. 1112 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:33,080 Don't make it Friday because that impinges on Jeff and I's 1113 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,160 dudes like a day. 1114 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,360 Make it like a Wednesday or Thursday. 1115 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,840 Do it Wednesday or Thursday. 1116 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,200 Austin turned 20. 1117 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,920 Take it to a strip joint. 1118 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,600 Don't you have to be 14? 1119 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,880 I don't think we want to re-embark that conversation. 1120 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,000 I think he's there. 1121 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,920 It's a memory lock. 1122 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,720 I'm 53 and I still talk about it. 1123 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,240 Your dad took you to that? 1124 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,000 Yes, my dad. 1125 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,080 We talked about that. 1126 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,920 Yes. 1127 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,420 We did. 1128 00:35:57,420 --> 00:35:58,520 When you were 21? 1129 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,960 His dad takes them to a place. 1130 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,160 They don't even sell alcohol. 1131 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,400 They bring in mixers. 1132 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,880 They're like, hey, how you doing? 1133 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,520 Fruit juices. 1134 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,560 Yeah, bring me some of your best drinks. 1135 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,400 And you were supposed to bring your own. 1136 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,440 It was a BYOB. 1137 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,360 I guess you could have. 1138 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:10,960 BYOB. 1139 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,000 That's what it was then. 1140 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,440 But we didn't know, so we bought some fruit juices. 1141 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:14,960 Well, yeah. 1142 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,160 I'd like an orange juice. 1143 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:16,880 Fruit juices. 1144 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,000 I'd like some cranberry. 1145 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,400 Can I have some ice in mine? 1146 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,840 You sipped out my pineapple juice 1147 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,480 and squirted it on the dancers? 1148 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,600 Whoa. 1149 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,440 Bit of sticky? 1150 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,960 Oh, the juice. 1151 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,880 Really? 1152 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,200 Well, you know. 1153 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,160 Yeah. 1154 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,520 The fruit box, the straw. 1155 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,720 Now that he's asking, did you? 1156 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,560 It was a Capri Sun. 1157 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,160 Capri Sun. 1158 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,640 Capri Sun. 1159 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,360 Did you freeze it? 1160 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,840 Just stop squirting us, please. 1161 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,680 You're the only dude at 21 who gets 1162 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:49,240 thrown out of a strip joint because you're squirting. 1163 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,040 Capri Sun. 1164 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,080 Capri Sun on the dancers. 1165 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,840 Well, he's definitely upped the game. 1166 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,840 Now we're going to the Revel, and we're squirting 1167 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,080 Travel of Delights bourbon across the room. 1168 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,160 It's still Capri Sun. 1169 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,800 So I missed the last one. 1170 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,720 You guys went to Van Halen. 1171 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,360 Which is my favorite band of all time. 1172 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,120 And you were disappointed because they only 1173 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,880 did the non-Sammy Hagar, which made me even more depressed 1174 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,400 because I hated Sammy Hagar. 1175 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,360 I hated Van Halen. 1176 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,400 Oh, yeah. 1177 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,720 No, I like that band. 1178 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,440 I like both of them as a thing. 1179 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440 I enjoy. 1180 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,320 It was Steve Miller. 1181 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,280 I like David Lee Roth better. 1182 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,360 Oh, Steve Miller. 1183 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,480 It was Steve Miller, and I heard he was fantastic. 1184 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,680 He was more than fantastic because he wasn't just 1185 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,160 Steve Miller. 1186 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,280 I love how we talk about him like he was there. 1187 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,120 Well, it was the guys. 1188 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,280 He did all cover bands. 1189 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,000 But this guy that performed the tribute for Steve Miller 1190 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,760 also did like Stevie Ray Vaughn. 1191 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,800 That's what Shelly said. 1192 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,640 I was so confused. 1193 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,800 She sent me a text saying Stevie Ray Vaughn's so good. 1194 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,840 I was like, oh my god. 1195 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,000 This guy was this guy because he started the conversation 1196 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,600 with like he was on a plane. 1197 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,120 And he was on a plane with Stevie Ray Vaughn 1198 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,440 and having a conversation. 1199 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,880 I don't know if that was real or not, but it doesn't matter. 1200 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,240 Because this guy that was playing the guitar. 1201 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,520 Did he sing Live Life by the Drop? 1202 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,320 No, he did two songs. 1203 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,760 He did That's a Cold Shot and he did Double Trouble. 1204 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,360 Nice. 1205 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,000 Yeah. 1206 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,280 They're really good. 1207 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:12,800 Oh, yeah. 1208 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,640 Dude, he was wailing and he was good. 1209 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,680 Well, then he probably needs to consider doing that instead 1210 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,600 of Steve Miller. 1211 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,760 No, actually, they were really, really good at Steve Miller, 1212 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,280 too. 1213 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,600 That's what Shelly said, too. 1214 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,840 Yeah, I mean, I enjoyed the Steve Miller better 1215 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,520 than the Van Halen. 1216 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,040 I love the Van Halen. 1217 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,080 I think it was just too fucking late for me. 1218 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,920 Yeah, it was late. 1219 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,800 What about Meltdown? 1220 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,400 You said, when did the first band finish? 1221 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,400 1130. 1222 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,840 Yeah, that's a Friday night. 1223 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,120 Yeah, Steve Miller didn't go until 930. 1224 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,480 Yeah. 1225 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,360 Dudes, I guess, that are at this age right now. 1226 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,080 930 to start a band is like, ugh. 1227 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,520 By the way, we're young at that place. 1228 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,040 I will tell you that right now. 1229 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,680 I think we're on the younger side. 1230 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,200 I see people that are in there like 60 plus, right? 1231 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,120 Oh, yeah, of course. 1232 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,040 It is not a young crowd. 1233 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,160 Austin, can you pass that bottle of bourbon over here? 1234 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,320 Yeah, I need some, too. 1235 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,800 That is not a young crowd. 1236 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:09,160 So I think they do need to think about when the crowd wants 1237 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,160 to go to sleep. 1238 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,000 They need to have a 4 PM band. 1239 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,960 They do. 1240 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,400 A blue light special. 1241 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,280 Absolutely. 1242 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,760 Yeah, I laughed because I was like, yeah, I'd have been. 1243 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,800 I mean, the last time we left, Shelly was like, 1244 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,840 it's time to go. 1245 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,200 And I looked at her and I was like, I'm good to go. 1246 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:27,680 You know what I mean? 1247 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,600 I didn't even put up a fight. 1248 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,920 I was like, I was tired. 1249 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,680 That was the one before, the last one I went to. 1250 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,720 I don't know what it was. 1251 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,600 It was Aussie, maybe? 1252 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,480 ACDC. 1253 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,800 Yeah, I don't know. 1254 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,000 Yeah, well, is that the time the speaker cut on fire? 1255 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,880 No. 1256 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,760 Yeah, the ACDC. 1257 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,600 But the Van Halen band was good. 1258 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,400 Don't get me wrong. 1259 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,960 They've got Sticks and Journey Saturday. 1260 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,400 Yeah, I'm out. 1261 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:49,920 I'm in. 1262 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,400 Unfortunately. 1263 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,360 Well, it's Easter weekend, bro. 1264 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,960 Well, good luck with that. 1265 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,080 Yeah. 1266 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,080 Yeah, it's OK. 1267 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,120 I'm going to go watch Sticks and I'm 1268 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,440 going to go watch Journey. 1269 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,360 Alan and Tyler are coming into town. 1270 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,720 Are you kidding me? 1271 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,320 No, no, no. 1272 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,000 Look, that is like the perfect excursion. 1273 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,080 I mean, think about it. 1274 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,280 OK, I can run it by. 1275 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,760 Tyler definitely can't. 1276 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,520 I don't know if you. 1277 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,160 He's had major back problems, like major surgery, major. 1278 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,160 He's in rehab. 1279 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,200 He's walking with a cane. 1280 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,480 I don't think he can do much. 1281 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,720 But Alan might be able to get out. 1282 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,640 I mean, Shelly could probably stay home with Tyler. 1283 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,920 Look, we don't need to stay the whole night. 1284 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,320 In fact, I don't want to stay the whole night. 1285 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,840 Frankly, I would rather go there and we can 1286 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,880 watch one and a half of each band. 1287 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,440 We can go there late and leave early. 1288 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,080 And just leave for that little window. 1289 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,920 And I'll go back to your house and hang out with Alan. 1290 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,160 I mean, that'd be fun. 1291 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,200 I'm all right with that. 1292 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,960 But look, it's Journey and Sticks. 1293 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,480 Two fantastic bands. 1294 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,320 And it's a tribute. 1295 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,880 And we've got like 10, 12 seats. 1296 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,120 And Sticks was great in concert, like the real band. 1297 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:51,640 Remember that? 1298 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,120 We caught them at Choctaw, didn't we? 1299 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:53,640 Yeah. 1300 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,280 He wore tight white pants. 1301 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,040 Yeah, I thought that. 1302 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,520 We talked about the piano guy being a little crazy. 1303 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,480 That's what I'm talking about. 1304 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,280 That's who you're talking about. 1305 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,200 The tight white pants. 1306 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,360 He had this spinning piano that was just. 1307 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,520 Dude, that dude was so over the top. 1308 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,040 You know Foreigner's going to be up there in a few weeks. 1309 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,320 But you can imagine that dude being as old as he is. 1310 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,400 He was in his late 60s. 1311 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,880 And I have to appreciate that. 1312 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,680 I have to. 1313 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,640 He was up there gyrating. 1314 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,840 He was out there high kicking and climbing 1315 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,000 on top of the piano and dancing and doing the river dancing. 1316 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,960 He ate a leaves, right? 1317 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,120 But you know what, the girl that was next to me, she 1318 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,280 was like half my age. 1319 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,480 And she was wet. 1320 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,120 I felt her. 1321 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:33,800 No, I'm joking. 1322 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,320 She was. 1323 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:34,800 Wow. 1324 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,040 Wow. 1325 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,400 You're talking at where? 1326 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,600 The Sticks thing. 1327 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,760 Is this when you had Shrek in front of you? 1328 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,240 I don't. 1329 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:47,360 That was great. 1330 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,680 Let me set the stage on this one. 1331 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,920 We got seven seats, right? 1332 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,840 Or eight? 1333 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,560 And we're all in a row. 1334 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,200 But we weren't smart enough to go four and four, right? 1335 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,280 So we could talk to each other during the concert. 1336 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,480 No, we got eight across. 1337 00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,400 And everybody's fine. 1338 00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,840 Everybody's fine. 1339 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,640 Everybody's fine. 1340 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,760 And then there's six foot eight. 1341 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,240 The dude from Princess Bride. 1342 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,840 Andre the Giant. 1343 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,560 We looked over and were like, shit, 1344 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,120 I don't think he can see anything. 1345 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,560 Shortly thereafter, he sends a picture of what he sees. 1346 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,640 Sean, that was the funniest damn thing. 1347 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,360 I fucking died laughing. 1348 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,200 You saw nothing. 1349 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,080 You basically saw the top of his butt crack. 1350 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,040 And then we felt bad. 1351 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,840 We were like, OK, you can come over here or whatever. 1352 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,760 You're like, no, it's fine. 1353 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,240 It's fine. 1354 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,680 Anyway, it was really funny. 1355 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,800 Because it was like a silhouette. 1356 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,040 He looked like Shrek. 1357 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,760 And he was bald. 1358 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,800 You could see his ears and his bald head. 1359 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,400 It was ridiculous. 1360 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,800 It was really funny, though. 1361 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,640 I was laughing. 1362 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,360 It was funny. 1363 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,920 But that was that? 1364 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,800 Was that Ariel Speedwagon? 1365 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,040 We were on the floor. 1366 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:50,960 I might have been king. 1367 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,080 Oh, it was a lover boy. 1368 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:52,720 It was lover boy. 1369 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,200 It was lover boy. 1370 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,560 They were good, too. 1371 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,920 The guitarist I was not impressed with. 1372 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,000 My point is, with the dude gallivanting around the stage, 1373 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,840 the piano player in the white pants, 1374 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,400 is that there was a young chick next to me digging it. 1375 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,680 More than digging it. 1376 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:14,880 She had had paraphernalia with her with sticks. 1377 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,800 No. 1378 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,120 She had sticks butt beads. 1379 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,800 That's what he felt on his thighs. 1380 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,640 He was like, oh, god. 1381 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,160 She had a monogrammed butt plug with a tail out 1382 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,040 that was swinging a stick symbol. 1383 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,520 It was looking like a little monogrammed stick spendage. 1384 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,080 So my point is that she was all in love with this guy. 1385 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,600 Which is cool that a younger generation, right? 1386 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,520 There's a difference between appreciation, 1387 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,120 which is what you're alluding to, and she was lusting after him. 1388 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,160 And I was like, I want that. 1389 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,560 And particularly the piano guy. 1390 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,280 Yes. 1391 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,280 Oh, that's weird. 1392 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,440 Yeah, it was odd. 1393 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,320 Yeah, that's weird. 1394 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,840 Maybe it's her uncle or something. 1395 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,600 I would think that's really odd. 1396 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,240 Her uncle? 1397 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,280 Maybe they're from Kentucky. 1398 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,440 Oh, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. 1399 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:02,960 Whatever. 1400 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,480 She just was attractive. 1401 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,200 I don't remember actually. 1402 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,520 Well, you felt her juices, apparently. 1403 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,840 I did not feel her juices. 1404 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,960 I just said she was slapping across your face. 1405 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,680 Her butt beads? 1406 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,760 Yeah, that's what I said. 1407 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,000 Oh, my god. 1408 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,920 Yeah, there we go. 1409 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,160 And here comes another recording from Jeff. 1410 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,360 Her beads were slapping across your face. 1411 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,400 That's what he does. 1412 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,320 In case you want to know listeners or listener, 1413 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:37,400 he pulls out little snippets of what Sean says that's horribly 1414 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,320 offensive. 1415 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,840 I said to you one that I did. 1416 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,760 Yes, and then he'll send it via text and go, who is this? 1417 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,960 And it's 93% me, which you probably already know, 1418 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,440 listener. 1419 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,920 Anyway, good stuff. 1420 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,240 The last one was you were talking about chicken snatch. 1421 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,040 Oh, god, chicken snatch. 1422 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,240 All right, here we go. 1423 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,840 Sean's trying to find the juice. 1424 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,880 There we go. 1425 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,680 That was the juice. 1426 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,720 Did you say vagina juice? 1427 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,800 That's an example. 1428 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,800 That's an example of. 1429 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,920 Don't chickens give birth through their buttocks? 1430 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,120 OK. 1431 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,200 Don't chickens give birth through their buttocks? 1432 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,520 You know what this is reminding me of? 1433 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,360 You remember the toy when we were kids, you pull the string. 1434 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,840 Simon says or what? 1435 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,040 No, it's got like different animal noises. 1436 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:25,840 Little cow noises. 1437 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,560 That's basically. 1438 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,280 A cow goes moo. 1439 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,720 So this is like the sick version. 1440 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,920 They want to dudes like us pull toy. 1441 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,240 That's what you're going to get. 1442 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:41,720 So Trump's arraignment for 2024 election, what's? 1443 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,760 Election interference by Alvin Bragg. 1444 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,800 Well, I've heard. 1445 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,120 I haven't read too much, but from what 1446 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,400 I've seen, a lot of the pundits are like, this is a joke. 1447 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,240 Even the folks who don't like Trump, even the even 1448 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,480 the anti non Trumpers. 1449 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,400 Absolutely. 1450 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,680 Well, it's it sets the precedence. 1451 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,800 It sets it sets the bar to a point where like, hey, man, 1452 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,400 look, a dangerous precedent. 1453 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,560 If the Democrats can do this to a Republican, 1454 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,440 reciprocally, they can do that to us. 1455 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,760 So so so there's like a certain point where you usually come on, 1456 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,800 man, we need to to win. 1457 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,440 That's exactly what they're talking about. 1458 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:23,360 We don't want to become a country where we have where we have. 1459 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:24,640 It's a banana republic. 1460 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:29,400 Everyone keeps saying where we where we are retaliating party 1461 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,880 to party and putting our former leaders 1462 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,160 through the political process. 1463 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,160 I mean, put through the prosecutor being prosecuted. 1464 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,720 It makes us look like we're a joke to the point where 1465 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,280 you got these other countries that have like no respect 1466 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,000 for us now. 1467 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,800 Well, you know, for it's getting worse and worse and worse 1468 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,880 and more reasons. 1469 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:50,400 Right. 1470 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,600 And now they're like, well, you know, the the notion of, 1471 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,800 well, you know, America's unstable. 1472 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,160 Look at what's going on. 1473 00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,320 And now they've got the US currency that's losing its value. 1474 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,400 So we want you guys, you got China approaching all 1475 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,120 these countries is saying, well, you know what? 1476 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,600 Look, what's the hell's going on over the United States? 1477 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,200 We don't want the United States dollar to represent us anymore. 1478 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,440 We need, you know, we want to switch this over to yen. 1479 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,640 And you're talking about the world's reserve currency. 1480 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,140 Yes. 1481 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,120 So there is a reason. 1482 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,920 So I read an article a long time ago. 1483 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,560 There is a reason why the United States has not 1484 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:31,440 bore the consequences of a very irresponsible fiscal, 1485 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:36,080 you know, management, meaning we were 39 trillion in debt. 1486 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:36,320 What? 1487 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:36,440 Yeah. 1488 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,040 What are we at? 1489 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,440 38 or 39 trillion. 1490 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,200 39 trillion. 1491 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:39,720 Right. 1492 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,040 And we don't seem to care. 1493 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,520 And we never really have any consequences for it 1494 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,040 because of the fact that the world's reserve currency is 1495 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,360 the US dollar. 1496 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,360 So other superpowers, i.e. 1497 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,920 Russia, China, they would love for transactions 1498 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:01,920 to be made in non-US currency and then eventually do away 1499 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,720 with the US dollar as a reserve currency. 1500 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,240 And it would cause, from what I understand, 1501 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,160 hyperinflation of the US dollar, right? 1502 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,760 Because now it's being matched to debt, right? 1503 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,840 It's being matched to debt. 1504 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,360 Because that's typically what happens, right? 1505 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,680 In these South American countries. 1506 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,640 It's economics 101. 1507 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,240 Absolutely. 1508 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:24,320 In South American countries where your debt is far outweighs 1509 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,240 your GDP. 1510 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,760 And I mean, I'm not even going to pretend 1511 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,880 to be a financial, you know, whatever. 1512 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,840 But my point is, when you are so out of balance fiscally, 1513 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,160 there's consequences, right? 1514 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,640 You can't keep printing money. 1515 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,680 Yeah, but it's not just the United States. 1516 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,440 So I mean, look, there are countries across the world. 1517 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,400 I mean, because we, who are we borrowing money from? 1518 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:50,760 China. 1519 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,400 China. 1520 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,200 And who is everybody else borrowing money from? 1521 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,120 Pretty much China. 1522 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,000 No. 1523 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,360 They're borrowing money from us. 1524 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,560 And we just turn around and borrow it from China. 1525 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,200 Correct. 1526 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,400 So it's like, why would you borrow money from somebody 1527 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,560 that's borrowing money? 1528 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,360 Right. 1529 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,760 But that's exactly what's happened. 1530 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,840 France, you have, well, you have all the European countries, 1531 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,240 essentially, borrowing money hugely. 1532 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,000 Look at Ukraine. 1533 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,520 We just, we're over $100 billion. 1534 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,840 Oh, fuck Ukraine. 1535 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,280 That is a whole different anomaly. 1536 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,480 Another $2.6 billion today. 1537 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,360 Yeah, I saw that. 1538 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,200 And ammunition. 1539 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:22,880 What the fuck? 1540 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,520 Like it's just monopoly money, man. 1541 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,760 And it's funny because Biden said something. 1542 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,160 It's like, you know what? 1543 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:36,560 If, you know, is it worth it for us to make gas prices go up? 1544 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,280 Or do we need to take care of Ukraine? 1545 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,280 Or is it, oh god, what am I trying to say? 1546 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,680 What I'm trying to say is that he was comparing the gas 1547 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,480 prices going up associated with the Ukraine shit going on. 1548 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,320 If Biden was? 1549 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,080 If Biden was. 1550 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,800 And people are like, what do you mean? 1551 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,520 There's no, yeah. 1552 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,040 Are you saying that if we stopped giving money to Ukraine, 1553 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,360 our gas prices would go down? 1554 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,480 Well, I'm with that. 1555 00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,120 This is what they're kind of insinuating. 1556 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,880 Right. 1557 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,720 So I think the overarching argument with Ukraine 1558 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:09,240 is if we don't stop Russia at the Ukraine, 1559 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:13,920 in the Ukraine conflict, it's going to get worse. 1560 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,480 Well, is it because Russia's getting their ass kicked? 1561 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,040 What does he have in reserve? 1562 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:19,800 It doesn't matter. 1563 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,040 On the next, I guess he could wait two or three years. 1564 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,480 His deepest pockets ever. 1565 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,280 That's what I mean. 1566 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,520 And he's throwing bodies at it. 1567 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,720 He's throwing criminals. 1568 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,640 Now they're emptying the prisons. 1569 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,560 Yeah, but once those are gone, what's next? 1570 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,080 I know. 1571 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,400 I know. 1572 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:33,680 I hear you. 1573 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,480 That's what I mean. 1574 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,560 I was like, OK, Ukraine doesn't have that much left. 1575 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,960 Well, I don't think either one of them do. 1576 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,840 So what's next? 1577 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,340 I do. 1578 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:46,640 If Russia ultimately wins, they don't have much left. 1579 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,840 Yeah, they can't keep going. 1580 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,600 Yes. 1581 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,720 But then you got the full force of NATO 1582 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:51,560 I think you guys are. 1583 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,140 To stop them at the border at Poland. 1584 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,640 I think what we're missing here is 1585 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,120 there's an underlining theme of what's going on. 1586 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,640 And it all includes China. 1587 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:07,680 And it has to do with precious, not just metals, 1588 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,760 but just materials in itself. 1589 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,560 Just like they're going in there. 1590 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,880 China's right now in Ukraine harvesting. 1591 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,400 They're in there trying to, like in Afghanistan. 1592 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,040 As soon as we pulled out of Afghanistan, China was in there 1593 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,720 before we pulled out. 1594 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,080 They were already in there. 1595 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,120 Now China is fucking China's having the same problem 1596 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,800 we were having. 1597 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,400 I know. 1598 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,000 I'm sure that's lovely. 1599 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,800 Well, we said that because you're like China's 1600 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,240 going to go in there. 1601 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,080 Where it's like they're going to have the same fucking problem 1602 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,000 everyone else has. 1603 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 And what was the story? 1604 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,760 It had something to do with Taliban abducting 1605 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,800 a bunch of Chinese workers or something, right? 1606 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,240 But it's all the same thing. 1607 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:48,600 But my point is that China, they know. 1608 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,880 They are the powerhouse of production. 1609 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,040 When it comes to like, hey, man, we need shit made. 1610 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:53,640 They make it. 1611 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,800 They've got the. 1612 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,200 They have no manufacturing limitations, 1613 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,680 no emission limitations, nothing. 1614 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,760 They have no respect for the planet. 1615 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,840 And they do what they want. 1616 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,080 And they care less about the workforce. 1617 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,720 They can die while they're making it. 1618 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,840 No, and we'll just harvest the organs. 1619 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,360 Yeah. 1620 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,400 And that's another market. 1621 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,560 Yeah, that's a benefit if they die. 1622 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,760 So my point is that Ukraine, for Ukraine, 1623 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,680 has a shitload of what am I trying to say? 1624 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,000 Elements, materials, they have resources. 1625 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,040 Resources in general, absolutely. 1626 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,440 Oil, gas, everything. 1627 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,000 Tons. 1628 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,960 And it's a gigantic country, by the way. 1629 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,000 Graphically, where they're located, 1630 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,400 they're a huge hub for networking when 1631 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,640 it comes to all these pipelines that are coming through. 1632 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,720 Well, because it's the gateway to Europe. 1633 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:38,240 Yes. 1634 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,320 All of Europe. 1635 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,280 And that's funny. 1636 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:46,400 I laugh, because Chubb in 2018 was saying, hey, Germany, 1637 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,640 we noticed that you are on the North Atlantic Treaty 1638 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,680 Organization. 1639 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,720 And we just noticed that you're working with Russia 1640 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,600 to try to work out some deals with some gas. 1641 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,560 It kind of goes against the, it's 1642 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,000 kind of a conflict of interest. 1643 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,760 We're trying to protect you from Russia, 1644 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,000 and you're working with Russia to get some stuff. 1645 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,640 It's like, you are going to fall under the. 1646 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,360 If they turn that off, you're fucked. 1647 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:11,960 Basically. 1648 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,000 And they all laughed. 1649 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,520 They literally laughed at him. 1650 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,840 And looked at him. 1651 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,960 In the UN, Trump was addressing the UN. 1652 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,360 And he said, you guys are basically 1653 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,720 going to be fucked when Russia turns you off. 1654 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:26,800 And they laughed. 1655 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,600 And look what happened. 1656 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,720 And look what happened. 1657 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,720 Now they can suck a big fat orange. 1658 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,440 Oh, shit. 1659 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,800 What's up with Germany, man? 1660 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,680 Fuck them. 1661 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,640 And is Merkel still over there? 1662 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,400 She got a. 1663 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,040 Oh, Merkel's been gone for a while. 1664 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,640 She was a waste. 1665 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,640 She was not. 1666 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,880 Yeah, not good. 1667 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:47,200 Well, she was at the hell when the whole migration thing 1668 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,800 in Germany happened. 1669 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,600 She allowed that to happen in the United States. 1670 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,240 Open borders. 1671 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,240 She was big into that. 1672 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:53,080 Oh, yeah. 1673 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,400 Yeah, big time. 1674 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,000 So it's a mess, man. 1675 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,520 And that's the thing about geopolitical forces. 1676 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:08,520 When people are OK with funding Ukraine to no end, 1677 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,160 they're talking about geopolitical, 1678 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,120 what Russia does next, all that kind of stuff. 1679 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,360 So I get it. 1680 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,000 But I'm not on board with a blank check. 1681 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,600 I'm not on a blank check forever. 1682 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:29,600 Yes, the United States citizens need to have input. 1683 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,720 What did you say it was? 1684 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,080 $100 billion? 1685 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,080 Over $100 billion, yeah. 1686 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,160 So if you were going to try to solve 1687 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,080 some of our domestic problems, what do you think 1688 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,880 $100 billion would do? 1689 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,360 Well, I saw one because somebody. 1690 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,120 Well, we threw $600 billion at the banks a couple years ago. 1691 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,120 Obama did. 1692 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,120 God. 1693 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,440 Yeah, saved GM. 1694 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,640 Too big to fail. 1695 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,160 Right. 1696 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,480 Too big to fail unless every single person that lost money 1697 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,840 just give their money back. 1698 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,840 Sorry to touch on that. 1699 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,480 We should tax payers money, by the way. 1700 00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,000 It is. 1701 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,720 This is our money that he's giving away. 1702 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:01,680 Well, that's my point. 1703 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,520 We are basically the matrix feeding the world. 1704 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,280 The United States citizens are basically 1705 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,240 the infrastructure of the world, in my opinion. 1706 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,120 And it will run. 1707 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,280 Of beating the fucking world. 1708 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,520 And it will run out. 1709 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,520 It will run out. 1710 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,200 Yeah. 1711 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,680 Yeah, but you still have a workforce here 1712 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,720 that's impeccable. 1713 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,560 Yeah, but it will run out. 1714 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,440 And we will be screwed. 1715 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,360 The United States citizen will be screwed 1716 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,760 because the value of the dollar is going to hyperinflate. 1717 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,400 Right? 1718 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,240 Well, that's why we need someone to jump up and. 1719 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,880 And people are going to lose all their. 1720 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,000 Oh, dude, half America will die. 1721 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,720 And then we're going to sell off the land. 1722 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:37,520 And you know why we're going to die? 1723 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,520 Because we get all our fucking medicine from China. 1724 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:41,360 You know what? 1725 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,240 If we stop getting our resources from China 1726 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,360 from the medicines perspective, we're going to all die. 1727 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,640 There are people that need it. 1728 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,920 People are going to have heart attacks across the planet. 1729 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,120 Oh, yeah. 1730 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,880 And it's all going to be from the fact 1731 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,760 that we'll be taking this vaccine that has made things 1732 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,240 even more complicated because of this unforeseen damages 1733 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:02,040 that fucking the boosters are caused. 1734 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,800 I don't think it was the first vaccine. 1735 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,640 I think it's the boosters that are causing it. 1736 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,800 I think it's all of it. 1737 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,080 From what I've read. 1738 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,600 Really? 1739 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,600 I personally think it's the original one. 1740 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,440 And I think the boosters make it worse. 1741 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,760 But I haven't stayed up on it in a while. 1742 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:21,600 But my point to that is that this 1743 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,160 is an attempt to euthanize the United States. 1744 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,280 And this is what they're talking about, the long game. 1745 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,160 This is the long game. 1746 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,920 Well, fentanyl is part of that as well. 1747 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920 It is. 1748 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,920 Fentanyl. 1749 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,440 Oh, yeah. 1750 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,640 No, I believe this is China's. 1751 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,360 They're hitting us from every corner. 1752 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,040 And Biden's not doing shit about it. 1753 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,600 And I'm like, why aren't you protecting us? 1754 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,560 Because he's getting paid. 1755 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,920 He's a pussy. 1756 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,080 Well, first off, not just him. 1757 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,280 But I think a lot of them are just, again. 1758 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,120 They're not ignorant. 1759 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,200 I think they're afraid. 1760 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,200 I think they're afraid. 1761 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,240 No, I've said it a million times. 1762 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,400 What is their purpose? 1763 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:58,840 What is their goal? 1764 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,840 To stay in power. 1765 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,440 Get power, stay in power. 1766 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,160 They just are riding the gravy train. 1767 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,120 They don't give a shit about long term America health. 1768 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,680 They're just getting their money. 1769 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,840 And they're winning. 1770 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,960 They're winning. 1771 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,760 That's it. 1772 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,280 I mean, there's a select few that see the actual warning 1773 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:17,800 signs. 1774 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,800 They see where we're going. 1775 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,040 They see that China wants to bring the United States. 1776 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,760 Oh, 100%. 1777 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,480 Yeah, 100%. 1778 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,600 It's going to take a while, though. 1779 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,880 It's going to take a while. 1780 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:27,840 I mean, it might be. 1781 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,640 I was always saying like a 100 year game. 1782 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,040 But maybe they may be less than that. 1783 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,960 But did you see the newest reports 1784 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,680 that the China balloon was collecting 1785 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,960 all kinds of intelligence on our military bases? 1786 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,480 We said that at the time. 1787 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,080 We said it's real time going back to China. 1788 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,160 Well, because it's the satellites. 1789 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,040 What are we experts? 1790 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:49,520 I'm sorry. 1791 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,040 Are we? 1792 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:50,960 Are you a spy? 1793 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,160 Because it's going from that balloon. 1794 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,840 It's going from the balloon to the satellite. 1795 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,640 What the fuck? 1796 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,440 Why can we figure that out? 1797 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,440 And the rest of America is just like going, oh, yeah, OK. 1798 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,120 They didn't get any sensitive information. 1799 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,640 Well, because Biden said they didn't get anything 1800 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,520 during that interview. 1801 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,760 It was doing figure eights around the silos. 1802 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,480 Yes, it was maneuvering. 1803 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,880 It was going in figure eights around the silos. 1804 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,720 Is what they said. 1805 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,920 Like eight figure eights. 1806 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,840 Amazing. 1807 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,600 But we don't have any control over it. 1808 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,760 Oh, and we moved assets. 1809 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:24,760 That was my favorite part. 1810 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:25,440 How do you move? 1811 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,160 Instead of shooting the motherfucker down, 1812 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,760 they were moving shit to make sure that they couldn't see. 1813 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,720 So how do you move a missile silo? 1814 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,520 A missile silo. 1815 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,200 Well, first of all, that's under the ground, right? 1816 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,240 I mean, you can't. 1817 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,040 Well, yeah, but they have. 1818 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,640 I don't think they see that, do they? 1819 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,880 Well, can they? 1820 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,400 Do they have ground penetrating radar of some sort? 1821 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,720 I don't know. 1822 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,320 That would not. 1823 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,240 Who knows? 1824 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,440 Well, I mean, that would take an instrument to hit the ground 1825 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,600 to vibrate. 1826 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,200 Maybe they shot a little probe down into the ground. 1827 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,000 Maybe they have figured a way out to do it. 1828 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,920 Paul. 1829 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,640 Maybe they figured out a way to do it. 1830 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,720 Maybe they know where all the little doors are when they open. 1831 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,120 Now they know where all they're at. 1832 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,680 Let's drop bombs on all those. 1833 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,400 Boom. 1834 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,400 Who knows? 1835 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,320 Well, it won't take long. 1836 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,440 I mean, yeah, obviously, if you shut the garage door, 1837 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,520 you can't get the car out. 1838 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,320 Here's the point. 1839 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,200 The point is, we are not on a state of alert 1840 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,840 that we need to be, period. 1841 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:18,880 We're not taking. 1842 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,040 We are not taking seriously. 1843 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:20,720 We're more concerned. 1844 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,080 We're not taking China seriously. 1845 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:27,840 No, we're more concerned about pronouns and all that shit 1846 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:28,640 in the military. 1847 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,480 These fucking, these trans people. 1848 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,040 Look, I don't care about trans people. 1849 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:33,800 They don't affect me. 1850 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,160 If a trans person were to walk in right now 1851 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,280 into this podcast room, I would have them sit down 1852 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,360 and have a conversation with them. 1853 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,000 And we would have a ball. 1854 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,480 Yeah. 1855 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,240 I wouldn't care. 1856 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,520 Hey, man, have a bourbon. 1857 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,120 Shut the fuck up. 1858 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:43,800 You want to suck dick? 1859 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:44,480 I don't care. 1860 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,120 You want to eat. 1861 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:45,560 But why? 1862 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,280 It doesn't matter. 1863 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,880 Why are we obsessed with it? 1864 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:48,360 Yes. 1865 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:52,480 And why is this thing showing up on fucking Bud Light cans now? 1866 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,520 Bud Light cans. 1867 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,000 There we go. 1868 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,080 I think that was a huge miscalculation on Bud Light's 1869 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,680 part. 1870 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,200 Yeah. 1871 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,120 That's another I don't. 1872 00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:58,600 Huge. 1873 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,760 That's another I don't know my client. 1874 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,000 Correct. 1875 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,080 And you know what that is? 1876 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,200 It's HR and marketing. 1877 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,080 That's probably a very young marketing group. 1878 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,600 Yes. 1879 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,440 HR and marketing. 1880 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,360 Very young marketing group who is like, 1881 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,480 this is what we need to do. 1882 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,120 Yes. 1883 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,840 I just graduated from Berkeley. 1884 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,800 We need a virtue signal. 1885 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,080 We need to get on board with what everybody else is doing 1886 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,720 and show that we're love and acceptance. 1887 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,960 And it's just like Yeti. 1888 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:27,200 You remember when Yeti came out with the coolers? 1889 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,360 And they said they came out against gun control. 1890 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:31,920 Oh, really? 1891 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,480 Yeti coolers. 1892 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,600 Talk about not knowing your clientele. 1893 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:40,000 And what was the TikTok or Instagram theme? 1894 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,280 Everybody was blowing up their $300 Yeti coolers. 1895 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,040 Like literally finding creative ways 1896 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,280 to blast it into a million pieces. 1897 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,000 Well, that's stupid. 1898 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,240 Yeti already has your money. 1899 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:49,920 I know. 1900 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,360 But still, that was people's. 1901 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,640 That was their fighting. 1902 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,920 Well, I mean, it's no different than the guy 1903 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,160 with the bulldozer who was running over the Dixie Chicks 1904 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:58,720 CDs. 1905 01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,440 Correct. 1906 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,360 Right? 1907 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,880 That's just a way to say, F you. 1908 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,360 Yeah. 1909 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,280 God, that costs more gas than the CDs 1910 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,920 to even turn on the bulldozer. 1911 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,480 Chris Rock put out a TikTok or some sort of video today. 1912 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,440 He was shooting beer. 1913 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,200 Yeah, he was shooting Bud Light cans. 1914 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,880 Look, I agree with what he stands for. 1915 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,120 But it's just like, come on, man. 1916 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,120 There's got to be a more productive way to do it. 1917 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,240 And it just makes you seem even more redneck, 1918 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,000 even though the gun he was using was pretty bad ass. 1919 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,120 It was automatic, wasn't it? 1920 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,880 It makes you seem more redneck. 1921 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,240 That is the truth. 1922 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,520 Yeah, for people who start blowing up Yeti coolers 1923 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,280 and blowing up Bud Light. 1924 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,160 Well, I'm curious to see how this is going to actually 1925 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,720 impact the Bud Light business. 1926 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,600 It's going to. 1927 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,560 I tell you. 1928 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,520 I mean, when you hit NASCAR, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, 1929 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,040 bing, bing. 1930 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,440 Well, I mean, for one thing, that's 1931 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,080 an industry with a little bit of competition. 1932 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,920 Correct. 1933 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:49,440 I'm sorry. 1934 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,120 Bud Light's not a fine beer. 1935 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,640 No, Anheuser-Busch only puts out so much. 1936 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,600 And they've got Bud and Bud Light. 1937 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,240 I mean, what else do they got? 1938 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,640 They have Stella. 1939 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,520 They have Corona. 1940 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,600 And a couple others under that umbrella. 1941 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,240 And I tell you, on my other group text, 1942 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,440 where our loyal listener, Scott, he was like, fuck Bud Light, 1943 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,480 Ying Ling, here I come. 1944 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,560 I mean, boom, there you go. 1945 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,240 I mean, it's that simple. 1946 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,160 I still don't drink Coca-Cola. 1947 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:20,360 I don't either. 1948 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,000 Wow, because of the whole. 1949 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,800 I mean, you don't either, do you? 1950 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,640 No. 1951 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,120 No, yeah, no way. 1952 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,560 I've been over your house. 1953 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,640 You son of a bitch. 1954 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,760 You have to drink Coke. 1955 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,800 I'm trying to stop. 1956 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,880 I have the Kroger brand. 1957 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,240 I haven't had one since Saturday. 1958 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:36,960 Fucking son. 1959 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:37,720 That's good, right? 1960 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:38,960 Get the Kroger brand. 1961 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:39,480 I did. 1962 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,000 Oh, yeah, I get the Sam's Cola. 1963 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,400 You shouldn't get Cola at all. 1964 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,640 It's horrible for you. 1965 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,480 I know. 1966 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,720 I'm trying to quit. 1967 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,360 Dude, just fucking quit. 1968 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:47,840 No, it's not. 1969 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,080 What the hell's wrong with you? 1970 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:49,680 Not that easy. 1971 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,320 I'm sorry. 1972 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:50,800 It isn't. 1973 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,040 For me, everybody's got their own thing 1974 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,400 that they just can't seem to quit. 1975 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:54,960 Well, you know what? 1976 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,360 We have sodas in our house. 1977 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,520 So I can't say shit, but I don't drink it. 1978 01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,160 Good for you. 1979 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,000 I don't drink it at all, at all. 1980 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:02,720 I've won a day. 1981 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,760 I've won for my morning breakfast. 1982 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,680 Yeah. 1983 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,640 I'm on a quest, and I know it's only been Saturday. 1984 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,480 I know. 1985 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,160 I've got my thing. 1986 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,600 Jeff's like, yeah, fuck you, Sean. 1987 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,840 You have your coffee every morning. 1988 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:13,920 I have my Coca-Cola. 1989 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:14,440 There we go. 1990 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,960 We all have something that's probably not healthy for us. 1991 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,520 Is coffee bad for us? 1992 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,320 Coffee's not good for you, I don't think. 1993 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,800 I don't think so. 1994 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,720 People say it is. 1995 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,440 Everything in moderation, though. 1996 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,720 Caffeine's not good for you. 1997 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,040 Right. 1998 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,000 Well, then again, I take a green tea pill 1999 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,920 that has 30 milligrams of caffeine in it. 2000 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,400 So is that true? 2001 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,760 It's bad for your heart. 2002 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,160 Green tea extract's supposed to be good for you. 2003 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,400 I drink green tea. 2004 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,480 I have coffee in the morning, and I have green tea 2005 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,160 in the afternoon. 2006 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,080 Caffeine is. 2007 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,360 Yeah. 2008 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,320 Yeah, but there are all types of natural caffeine 2009 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:45,920 that you get. 2010 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,640 I mean, chocolate has caffeine in it, smaller doses. 2011 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,800 Well, but coffee and Coke and all that stuff 2012 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,040 has more caffeine in it. 2013 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,520 Now, these red bulls and all that bullshit. 2014 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,560 Oh, yeah. 2015 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,200 Energy drinks. 2016 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,000 Energy drinks? 2017 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,240 I'll stay away from that. 2018 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,560 But then you got the 108-year-old dude, 2019 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,280 and they're like, how'd you live this long? 2020 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,760 I drink a Dr. Pepper and eat bacon every day. 2021 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,120 I have bacon, cigarettes, and Dr. Pepper. 2022 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:09,600 Right. 2023 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,080 I mean, I smoke a clove cigarette while eating my bacon. 2024 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:13,960 He's a clove. 2025 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,280 Anomaly is what it is. 2026 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,320 I mean, what the fuck? 2027 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,400 But then you have these people that have that diet, 2028 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,040 and they do it consistently. 2029 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,360 And then someone intervenes. 2030 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,840 They're like, hey, hey, hey, you're 95 years old. 2031 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,560 Stop it, or you're going to die. 2032 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,440 They stop it. 2033 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,960 They go all healthy. 2034 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,080 They're dead in six months. 2035 01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:30,580 No. 2036 01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:32,800 When they're 95, I go, go, brother. 2037 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,720 Do your thing. 2038 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,760 Like, do whatever you want. 2039 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,040 You want to eat fucking fat all day? 2040 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:40,600 Go for it. 2041 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,400 100%. 2042 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,200 100%. 2043 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,560 I get frustrated with my body. 2044 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,320 Our bodies are extremely resilient. 2045 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,040 They are. 2046 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,520 And they work miracles. 2047 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,760 Well, also, anything in moderation, right? 2048 01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,840 So if you drink one Coke a day of coffee or whatever, 2049 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:55,440 it's one thing. 2050 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,880 But I know people who, there was a buddy of mine, 2051 01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:59,680 he would drink almost a 12 pack a day. 2052 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:00,360 Yes. 2053 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,800 I'm going to say, that's so. 2054 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,040 That was me in high school. 2055 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,480 But an 18-year-old kid is. 2056 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,200 Are you kidding me? 2057 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,560 So here's what I would do. 2058 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,040 I'd come home from school. 2059 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,120 I'd pull a Coke out of the refrigerator. 2060 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,280 I'd stand there. 2061 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,600 Oh, I thought you were doing my beer. 2062 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,200 No, no, no. 2063 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:16,960 Coke. 2064 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,360 Oh, you said 12 pack of Coke a day. 2065 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,600 Yeah, 12 pack of Coke a day. 2066 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,120 Yeah. 2067 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,280 So I would open a Coke. 2068 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,560 I would stand there and glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, 2069 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,360 trash, second Coke, shut the refrigerator door, 2070 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,320 go sit down, crack it, watch Gillings Island. 2071 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:34,040 And then every hour, another one, another one, another one. 2072 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,480 Six pack easy. 2073 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,640 A six pack easy every night. 2074 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,080 Every night. 2075 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:39,960 Not even all day. 2076 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:44,800 I'm talking about when school ended to when it was, you know. 2077 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,480 Not even time for bed. 2078 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,840 Like a couple hours after dinner. 2079 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,000 Can you imagine? 2080 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,920 How the hell was I not diabetic? 2081 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,960 How am I not diabetic? 2082 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:54,880 I don't know. 2083 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:55,400 Insane. 2084 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,000 Maybe your kidneys are like preserved. 2085 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,720 No, because what he said, the human body 2086 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,320 is amazingly resilient. 2087 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:01,800 It does. 2088 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:02,520 It'll clean itself. 2089 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,880 It will. 2090 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,200 It will, if you give it a chance. 2091 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:05,720 To a point. 2092 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,240 To a point. 2093 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,040 If you give it a chance. 2094 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,640 Yeah, sometimes it's too far. 2095 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,800 Yeah. 2096 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,880 But yeah, it'll resolve itself. 2097 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,360 Some of it will. 2098 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:18,760 So what is the end game for this whole brag Donald Trump feel? 2099 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,800 I think he's trying to make a name for himself, 2100 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,040 to be perked, to be honest. 2101 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:22,640 Well, hold on. 2102 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,600 He tried to back out. 2103 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,400 No, he didn't. 2104 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,160 No. 2105 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:26,720 No, he did. 2106 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,320 He tried to back out. 2107 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:32,520 So here's the evolution of the whole thing. 2108 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,200 At the federal level, they said, Nat, there's nothing here. 2109 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,600 We can't pursue this. 2110 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,880 It doesn't stand. 2111 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,680 You know, the rule of law is not going to stand on this one. 2112 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:46,000 And then when Bragg took office, the previous DA, 2113 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,360 he was being pressured to take the case. 2114 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,960 And he declined it. 2115 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,400 He did decline it. 2116 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,440 And then he was getting, I'm assuming, intense pressure. 2117 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,720 And I know George Soros says, I don't even know the guy. 2118 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:58,720 Whatever. 2119 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,080 I think he was getting incredible pressure to say, 2120 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:05,200 you're not getting another penny if you don't pursue this. 2121 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,040 So he's like, oh, yeah, we're going 2122 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,520 to go ahead and turn these misdemeanors into a felony. 2123 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,200 And everybody's like, how do you do that? 2124 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,120 The statute of limitations has already 2125 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,080 passed for the misdemeanors. 2126 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,600 The federal government passed on that. 2127 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,120 And they passed on it. 2128 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,280 There's so many indications here that this 2129 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,480 is going to be dismissed. 2130 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,320 Actually, I would think very quickly, 2131 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,120 but probably not because of the nature of the judge. 2132 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,280 But anyway, where was I going with that? 2133 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,880 But we stopped with the judge. 2134 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,000 Yeah, you were thinking that. 2135 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,440 I didn't know he tried to back out. 2136 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,560 Well, he said no at first. 2137 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,080 He did. 2138 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,680 He said, I don't want to take this on. 2139 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,000 Well, that was early on. 2140 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,600 But once he did it, he was in. 2141 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,120 Oh, yeah. 2142 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:45,720 No, he was in. 2143 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,200 Hold on. 2144 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,080 I thought there was a period where he stopped, 2145 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,960 and then he talked to him. 2146 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,600 That was the grand jury. 2147 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,280 They took several days off for some reason. 2148 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,600 Yeah, so Trump got the lead on the fact 2149 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:02,200 that they were going to announce the indictment. 2150 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,720 He got the announcement on the indictment. 2151 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:11,040 And so he's brilliant at playing the social media game. 2152 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,600 He jumped on it and said, America, 2153 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,440 look what's going to happen. 2154 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,560 They're going to do this to me. 2155 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,100 And they're going to blah, blah, blah. 2156 01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,760 And then Bragg was like, oh, shit. 2157 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,760 And so then they took a couple days off to talk about it. 2158 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,400 And they tried to regather it. 2159 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,320 But then eventually, they moved forward with the indictment. 2160 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:32,000 So I've also heard that Trump is not using Twitter, 2161 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,760 and he's only using truth. 2162 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,560 I would think so. 2163 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,600 I don't think he's on Twitter right now. 2164 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,320 He can. 2165 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:38,840 I would applaud him for that. 2166 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,920 They let him back on, but he hasn't used it, 2167 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:41,840 I don't believe. 2168 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,920 I could be wrong with that. 2169 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920 Twitter's not doing well, man. 2170 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,640 They've lost 50% of their value since Elon Musk 2171 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,760 took over. 2172 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,920 I heard he's starting to turn a profit, though. 2173 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,640 Is that true? 2174 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,140 OK. 2175 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:52,720 That's what I heard. 2176 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,840 Yeah, because they owe him a month. 2177 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,880 Well, because the verified blue check. 2178 01:08:58,880 --> 01:08:59,380 Yes. 2179 01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,560 They're all pissed off. 2180 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,720 All those Hollywood stars. 2181 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,360 There's a drama on that one. 2182 01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,320 They're all pissed off. 2183 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:03,880 Who was it? 2184 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:07,800 LeBron James refused to renew his check. 2185 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,680 Yeah, fuck him. 2186 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,240 Absolutely. 2187 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:09,840 Then you don't get one. 2188 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,160 Then you could be Ted LeBron James out there. 2189 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,360 How do I know it's you? 2190 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,200 Absolutely. 2191 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:14,920 He'll pay. 2192 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:15,720 I love it. 2193 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:16,480 I love it. 2194 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,840 I may create a LeBron James at LeBron James. 2195 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,480 Yeah, but you remember the woke mob 2196 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,000 went after the advertisers of Twitter 2197 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,360 once Elon Musk took over. 2198 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,360 Apple pulled out for a little bit. 2199 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,700 And so those cowards are backing out 2200 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:29,720 because they don't want to be. 2201 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:31,160 Apple came back. 2202 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:31,920 I love it. 2203 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,280 Oh, they're all about money. 2204 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:33,960 Yeah. 2205 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,120 They want their 30%. 2206 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,200 Yeah, they're moving out. 2207 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,920 I mean, they're missing out. 2208 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,440 Right? 2209 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,240 They're losing revenue that they could be getting. 2210 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,160 But that's the reason why I didn't understand 2211 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,120 about the whole Truth app. 2212 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:48,200 You know, if you have half of America, 2213 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:52,280 you know, 80 million people, that is a lot of money 2214 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,920 to leave on the table. 2215 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,480 Actually, no, that's a good point. 2216 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,120 Are you saying half of voting America? 2217 01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,480 I'm just saying in general. 2218 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,400 That might be the case. 2219 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,320 Just say Trump supporters, period. 2220 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,120 And you have the Truth app. 2221 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:04,800 I mean, come on. 2222 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,280 It only makes sense to me. 2223 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,720 But not everybody's on Twitter. 2224 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,120 There's a lot of folks on Twitter. 2225 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:10,560 That's right. 2226 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:11,200 The Truth app. 2227 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,440 But even fewer on Truth. 2228 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:14,160 That's right. 2229 01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,000 That's my point. 2230 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,360 But the reason why there's fewer people 2231 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:21,480 is because they have omitted it from the app farms. 2232 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,960 You know, like you can't. 2233 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,080 Can you get it now on Android? 2234 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,200 Well, you can get it on Apple. 2235 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:27,880 I don't know about Android. 2236 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:28,720 That's a good point. 2237 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:33,120 My point is that also I think Jeff has a good point in that we 2238 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,240 might be thinking more people are into social media 2239 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,520 and Twitter and Truth than there really are. 2240 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,400 Yeah, there's a lot of folks that are on it. 2241 01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:42,280 A lot. 2242 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:42,920 A lot. 2243 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,840 So they don't see anything. 2244 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:47,760 That's why that whole Twitter media thing, that whole whatever 2245 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,320 the fuck they call it, didn't go over. 2246 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:55,280 It was a bad call to stunt the growth of this app 2247 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:56,760 that Trump was trying to put out. 2248 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,920 Because if the people from Apple wanted to make money 2249 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,720 and they're about money, I mean, they 2250 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,600 wanted to shut down Trump so bad they were willing to forfeit 2251 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:05,080 this money. 2252 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:05,640 That's correct. 2253 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:06,760 That's what's scary. 2254 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,200 That's the part that I'm making. 2255 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,400 Companies that are in the business of making money 2256 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,960 are willing to lose money because they have become IDI. 2257 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,120 That's what ESG is. 2258 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,240 That's exactly right. 2259 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,240 ESG and DEI. 2260 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,280 D-I-E. 2261 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,840 Yes. 2262 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,800 Die. 2263 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:25,720 No, no. 2264 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:26,440 Oh, yes. 2265 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,440 You want to change it. 2266 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:28,440 It's called die. 2267 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,760 Go woke, go broke. 2268 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:30,640 Yes. 2269 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,640 Yeah, no, that's all legit. 2270 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,080 What is that D-Wack doing these days? 2271 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:35,880 I don't even. 2272 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:36,800 I haven't checked that. 2273 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,000 I haven't looked in a long time. 2274 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,840 I think it was 1,200 a share. 2275 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,960 Sell. 2276 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,880 What did you sell at, Sean? 2277 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:43,880 I still have mine. 2278 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:44,920 I don't even know. 2279 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,120 It's a $14. 2280 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:47,600 How much? 2281 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,440 $14. 2282 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,280 I actually made a profit on it. 2283 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:50,800 I did. 2284 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:51,320 Shut up. 2285 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,120 I know. 2286 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,720 But I'm very savvy when it comes to investing. 2287 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,320 This was on the same podcast. 2288 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,920 Whatever I do, do the opposite. 2289 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,240 That's true. 2290 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,280 I suck. 2291 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,000 I totally suck. 2292 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:03,520 I have. 2293 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,880 Is that really at $14 right now? 2294 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,240 $14.03. 2295 01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,240 I just let it sit there. 2296 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:09,880 I've got. 2297 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,200 You buy it at $100, right? 2298 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,920 I bought it at around $100. 2299 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,840 Yeah. 2300 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,560 It was over $90 for sure. 2301 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,280 Good lord. 2302 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:18,760 That's not a good investment. 2303 01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:19,320 Well, you know what? 2304 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:20,520 It is what it is at this point. 2305 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,000 And I'm just going to leave it there. 2306 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000 I hear you. 2307 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,200 So it'll die. 2308 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,000 I wish I had done that with Dogecoin. 2309 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,440 So I had bought. 2310 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:32,520 I mean, Dylan, my son, was in Robinhood. 2311 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:33,280 Was it Robinhood? 2312 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,000 Or maybe? 2313 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,640 I don't know. 2314 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,600 Anyway, and I didn't have access to cyber. 2315 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,000 Crooked, crooked, crooked. 2316 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:38,520 Oh, yeah. 2317 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:39,440 Oh. 2318 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:39,800 I was. 2319 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,560 I didn't have any access to cyber currency. 2320 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:45,760 So I literally wired him or transferred him $1,000. 2321 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,000 Taxed these days. 2322 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,080 I know it would be. 2323 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:51,600 And I said, hey, man, go get some cyber currency. 2324 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,640 It's not a cyber currency. 2325 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:53,240 Cryptocurrency. 2326 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,320 Ethereum? 2327 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,360 Yeah. 2328 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,640 Yeah, it was Ethereum. 2329 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:57,560 And Dogecoin. 2330 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,200 Ethereum and Dogecoin. 2331 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,720 Actually, it was Dogecoin. 2332 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,000 And then we were all excited. 2333 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:02,760 It was going to go nuts. 2334 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:03,400 And he was like. 2335 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,480 And then Elon Musk did his. 2336 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,520 Sounded that live? 2337 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,120 Bullshit son of a bitch. 2338 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,040 He was like, yep, it's all a scam. 2339 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:11,640 Boom. 2340 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,360 Bottom fell out. 2341 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,160 It was a scam. 2342 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:13,960 And it is a scam. 2343 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:14,760 It still is. 2344 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:20,640 But it has spiked since he changed his. 2345 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,560 Precon. 2346 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,480 Yes, to the dog. 2347 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:24,040 So we. 2348 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,400 Yeah. 2349 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,480 So we should talk about a little bit more 2350 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,760 about that on the next podcast. 2351 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:33,680 Because is there going to be a resurgence of cryptocurrency? 2352 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,760 Or is it done? 2353 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,000 Well, here's the thing about cryptocurrency. 2354 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,880 It took a hit, man. 2355 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:39,440 Huge hit. 2356 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,240 It did take a hit. 2357 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,160 But here's the thing. 2358 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,840 And this is what Biden's pushing right now. 2359 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,640 Is that this is what the world is pushing. 2360 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,400 They're getting rid of currency, period. 2361 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,640 And it's all going to be electronic. 2362 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,760 It's all digital. 2363 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,480 So it doesn't matter if it's. 2364 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:56,200 It doesn't matter at a certain point. 2365 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,480 The whole digital currency is stupid. 2366 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,120 There is nothing tangible about it. 2367 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,120 Well, but they're talking about changing the US 2368 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,800 dollar to the digital currency. 2369 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,160 And then we talked about this. 2370 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,960 You can turn off. 2371 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,880 If you don't meet your social score, you can turn off your money. 2372 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:11,840 Yes, you're correct. 2373 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:17,440 Angel, Reese, and Caitlin Clark, we've got the Keith Dickhead 2374 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:18,560 from ESPN. 2375 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:22,800 We've got whales dying from sea wind fans and projects 2376 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,560 that you abandon because they just cost too fucking much. 2377 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,120 And you're like. 2378 01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,040 No, you don't abandon. 2379 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,160 You choose to take it on. 2380 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,280 And you don't want to. 2381 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:30,280 I want to talk about that. 2382 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,320 I got a couple of those lined up. 2383 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,000 Dudes like us. 2384 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,520 It's the April 4th. 2385 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,280 It's exciting because it's a new season. 2386 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:39,240 Springtime. 2387 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,880 And this is the fucking great bourbon. 2388 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:41,760 I'm drunk. 2389 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:42,440 Me too. 2390 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,960 It's fantastic. 2391 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,240 I want to stick with Rebecca's Creek in the second half. 2392 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,040 We'll have to see. 2393 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,880 Maybe we'll see if there's a lower proof one that we can. 2394 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,720 Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin, thank you. 2395 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,320 Dudes like us. 2396 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:53,720 I'm Sean. 2397 01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:54,960 We'll be back in 30 minutes. 2398 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:55,720 I'm Paul. 2399 01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,400 And I'm Jeff. 2400 01:14:56,400 --> 01:15:15,920 incredible.