I didn't finish my beer from the first half.
Wow.
Why?
I don't know.
You have a drinking disorder?
In that you're not drinking enough?
He has a food disorder.
Everything sticks in his beard.
He had like a whole chicken leg in there earlier.
I don't normally eat food like that.
I cut it back.
You did the mustache, you said, because it was like halfway down your throat.
I found a new style of trimming my stash and my goatee because it was just cumbersome.
It was big.
It was gnatty.
Are you thinning it out, is what you're doing?
I'm not thinning it.
Basically, it's kind of weird.
I use a brush and I brush it straight up and so it makes a big fucking puff ball.
Like an afro beard?
Yeah.
You have an afro beard?
When it's in the afro or puff position, I take scissors and I trim it in that state.
I just kind of use, I'm kind of forming a sphere, so to speak.
You don't use a razor anymore, you actually scissor it.
I scissor it, yeah.
I'm sorry, what?
Paul perked up on that one.
Yeah, you guys are scissoring?
What's going on?
Like that weird movie clip with the kid with I want to see you scissor.
Yes.
What is that movie anyway?
I've never even seen the movie.
It's called...
Was it a movie?
It was a Netflix movie.
Yeah, it was...
Over the top.
I don't want to see your tits.
I want to watch you scissor.
Yes.
Just coming out of a 10-year-old's mouth just doesn't seem...
Outer ring or outer...
Outer banks?
No.
Something like that.
No, it's not outer bank.
That's a T. That's a series.
That's like a 90210.
Yeah, it was a series.
No, it was a movie.
I thought it was a series.
My understanding it was a movie, too.
It was a movie.
Hold on.
Let's Google this.
All right, so...
I don't know.
Hold on.
Let's Google this.
All right, so...
I don't want to see your tits.
I want to watch you scissor.
That's what you're Googling?
You just want to keep saying that over and over again.
And really, you're going to search for that.
Make sure that Safe Search is on.
Geez.
Yeah, well, it says...
The boy says, I will give you the keys, but I want to see some stuff.
And one of the girls is like, we're not going to show you our boobs.
And the boy says, bitch, please.
I'm 11, not five.
I want to...I've seen lots of tits.
I want to see you two scissor.
It's awful.
That is awful.
And you what?
You found it.
So what is it?
Well, it doesn't say.
What the damn movie is.
I don't even know why I brought up...
This is what happens.
We start podcasts.
It's like Cold to Trip or something like that.
It was a comedy.
Well, while you look that up, welcome to the second edition.
In half of our February 23rd podcast.
Good Boys.
No, it's not Good Boys.
Oh, it's not Good Boys.
No.
What the hell?
The package?
So it says...this is from the 2018 movie The Package.
Yes, it's The Package.
I knew it was like a single word like that.
The package.
Interesting.
I've not seen it.
I've seen that one clip, which you probably sent.
You probably sent in a text.
Probably.
We're not going to show you our boobs.
The boy's like, bitch, please.
I'm 11, not 5.
I've seen lots of tits.
I want to watch you two scissor.
Great.
On that note, I'm Paul.
What?
I'm Jeff.
I'm Shawn.
We're Dudes Like Us.
And it's the second half, February 23rd.
And we have a unicorn.
We do have a unicorn.
Oh, for the bourbon.
Yes, we do.
We have...we founded that...Liquor King.
They have the special bourbons up top for every dollar or something like that.
You get a point.
Top shelf point.
So once you get...I think the lowest I've seen is 500 points allows you the opportunity
to purchase it.
It doesn't mean it's free, but you get the opportunity to purchase it if you want.
It's basically like...you know how when you go to main event and you get all your tickets?
Correct.
And you go into the...you know, you get your toy.
You get to choose a toy.
It's the loser alcoholics version of...
It is.
It's the Chuck E. Cheese of liquor.
Chuck E. Cheese.
Yeah.
So anyways, we went in there and the Weller 12 year was up there and they wanted a thousand
points and we're losers and we had that much.
We got double that amount.
Well, we also pool our money.
Yeah.
We learned pretty quick that let's use one phone number to pool all our purchases.
That way we get there three times faster.
That's right.
And so we've been doing that and we finally got enough.
We still have about 1600 points.
Again, we're losers.
But this was up there...
Why doesn't Total Wine have a deal like that?
I don't know.
Because we spend more money there than we do at Liquor King.
I know.
Is that a true statement?
It's got to be.
Or maybe 50-50?
Probably 50-50, yeah, because the Liquor King has...I think we've cleaned out Total Wine.
We've got some new stuff now, but the point we're at with Bourbon, we want something unique
or different and Total Wine has a hard time doing that now, at least where we're at anyway.
And then you and I went to Specs.
We went to Specs and it wasn't that different, to be honest.
No, it was very, very similar.
They had a couple of different ones, but nothing that I was real interested in.
You know, there's a number of smaller like Liquor King, right?
Like Fossil Realm and this and that.
I mean, they have a number of smaller places.
We should start...
Well, there's one that I want to...we've been to it once or twice.
I think Sean...I don't know.
Maybe all three of us went to Bethany Discount Liquor.
It's on the other side of 75, so it's a little bit further to go.
But they get some hard to find.
You just buy them.
Sometimes they save some for like a raffle, but then you get your name entered into a
raffle and then they pull your name.
But they have opportunities where they'll post it on their Instagram and they'll say
first come first serve, right?
They'll have a stack of whatever.
Colonel E.H.
Taylor or something like that, right?
Or Eagle Rare or something.
Did you hear about that rare bourbon store that got raided by the FBI or something or
by the Texas Alcohol Commission or something?
They were basically they were hoarding rare bourbons and they were affiliated with like
distributors and stuff, right?
It would be like the people that...and you know that happens, right?
There's a box of whatever comes off the line and the distributor and they take eight of
the 12 bottles and give them to their friends or sell it to somebody.
Anyway, they got raided.
A January raid of Kentucky vintage liquor store Justin's House of Bourbons is tied to
a same day Washington DC raid that found hundreds of potentially illegal transported bottles
of Blanton's Wellers and other premium bourbons.
See this game's been rigged from the get go, man.
It is.
They're hoarding this stuff and that's why they're jacking up the price.
I think part of it has...part of it Buffalo Trace recognized and they fired their distributor
because that's what they were noticing.
Yeah, because they wanted their stuff to get to the people, man.
Correct.
And what happens are these distributors will say, if you want these hard to find Buffalo
Trace, the Wellers, the Eagle Rare, the Blanton's, whatever, you need to buy 500 bottles of Cinnamon
Hot.
So basically it's extortion.
Correct.
That was part of it, right?
That's exactly what it is.
So they fired...they were the number two...there's like two huge distributors in the US and then
they fired theirs.
Good for them.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, don't fuck with Buffalo Trace, really.
I mean, damn.
Well, this distributor is like 10 times larger than Buffalo Trace, financial-wise, but...
But are you really going to hurt Buffalo Trace sales?
Like they already are a massive name, right?
In the bourbon industry.
Correct.
So are you really going to hurt their sales by, you know, by going to another distributor?
Right.
No.
I don't think so.
No.
So does that mean we're going to see some of these that are hard to find in the stores
now?
I think eventually because they're still going to be...everyone's going to have hot nuts
for it and they're going to see...you go rare.
It's going to snatch up so damn fast.
Same thing.
Human nature.
Yeah.
It's kind of like toilet paper whenever there's some sort of weird show on.
So until it's like available month after month after month, people go, oh, maybe I don't
have to hoard this.
Right.
Right?
That'll stop.
Right?
Like you said, like toilet paper.
God, I hope that never happens again.
People are stupid.
That is so dumb.
This is beyond...
I literally had to buy a package of toilet paper.
The truck had just arrived at the Plano Costco and I got lucky and I got a package and I
had to drive it down to my coworker because he didn't have any and neither did any of
the elderly people in his apartment building.
Really?
So I had to meet him.
This is at the height of COVID, right?
The height of craziness.
Right.
So I literally, he was parked and I pulled up next to him and we met somewhere in between
and it was like a secretive covert...
And there were people with probably 10 of those in their garage.
Right.
Just stacked there and they're probably still trying to work through them.
So he broke open the package and he went and delivered toilet paper to all these elderly
people in his apartment building.
I was like, dude, score.
Yeah.
We made some exchanges because we were able to get a brand.
Everyone likes their brand of toilet paper.
I like Kirkland's, man.
It's great.
Yeah.
So, you know, I don't know what we had, but, you know, there's some bartering going on.
It was kind of stupid.
I was like, just it's, they're both good.
Just wipe your ass with it.
Right.
Well, they prefer this one.
Really?
They're going to be picky at this time.
No, I wouldn't have been picky during that time, but I am picky about toilet paper.
Well, you can now.
When it shreds, I mean, come on.
No one wants to deal with that.
Like a single ply?
Single ply.
You're raking your finger across your anus.
I do quintiple ply.
Yeah.
Like a sponge.
Yeah, but, you know, that pissed me off when you'd see people and you'd see videos.
I was like, they have a shopping cart full of toilet paper.
Well, they had shopping carts full of all sorts of stuff.
Then it was, then it became a trend for people to take pictures of other people's carts and
like, what is your disaster strategy?
Right?
What is your?
Right.
And it was like, it was like 40, 40 gallons of milk.
Are you going to drink that much before it goes bad?
You can't.
No.
And that's what they were making fun of all these different people.
There was milk and eggs.
Right.
And it was like, it was like 60 cartons of eggs.
And I was a Kroger and this was during COVID and eggs were, they don't like they are today
where they're hard to find, but they were harder to find.
And I went in, I was like, I just want a dozen for my family.
Right.
And the lady went up there and there were like eight boxes left and she took every single
one of them.
And I was standing there waiting.
Oh man.
And I looked at her and I was like, she looked at me and just walked away.
She's like, I have to, I need all eight.
This is for the survival of my family.
Yeah.
Right.
I need all of them.
I'm like, really lady?
I'd have been that way for bacon.
I don't think there's ever been a shortage of bacon.
Oh, well, if there was a shortage, I would take every single one of them.
You could make bacon though, your smoker.
Ah, really?
I want to try.
Okay.
I want to try.
I've never, I've never made bacon, but now that you have a smoker, you're going to be
able to start doing stuff like that.
So yeah.
So I, I, so the, my smoker story is that, uh, I ordered it off of, uh, I ordered it
from Nebraska Furniture Mart and they didn't have it in stock and I don't think they ever
stock it.
Do they stock any of them?
I think they, yeah.
Some of them like the Trager's and stuff like that.
You didn't like those?
Uh, I got a Z Grill, Z Grills.
And so I did my research on it and Z Grills apparently has been around a long, long time
and they were the ones that provide the grills to other companies that slapped their name
on it.
Gotcha.
So they've actually been in the business a long, long time, but then they decided to
do go direct, right?
So I was like, well, that's cool, right?
Cause it's not a brand new grill on the market, you know?
Um, anyway, so I ordered it.
It arrived super quick.
It's in two boxes.
I'm like, here we go.
It's going to be like one of those Ikea, you know, it's a fricking million different pieces,
right?
And thankfully it wasn't, it really wasn't.
But when I got done putting the whole thing together, I, I'm literally at like one of
the last steps, you know, where you put the top part on the bottom part and I'm looking
at it and I'm like, ah, shit, part of the left hand part is like kind of squashed in,
you know?
And I'm thinking to myself, shit, did I miss that the box was damaged?
And I was like, no, no, that box was not damaged.
Anyway, so I couldn't use it, right?
I couldn't use it because it was squeezed in so far that the thermometer, which is critical
in a smoker, you gotta have, it's gotta know an accurate inside thermometer in temperature.
It was leaning against the metal cause it had been pushed in.
So I was like, I can't deal with this.
So anyway, I arranged a return and I got, I got the new one and sure enough, it had,
it had damage as well.
But it was very minor.
It was very minor and it didn't impact anything.
So I did the box have damage or no, no.
So what's wrong with this one?
On the same side at the very bottom, it was very, very slightly bent out and I just kind
of hammered it out with a hammer and it didn't, it didn't affect the, you know, the thermometer,
it didn't affect the probe and, and I hammered it out so that, you know, no scope, no smoke
would escape, you know, anyway, I'm excited.
So I put it together.
It's ready to go.
I need to fire it up and do the initial burn, right?
Where I make sure everything's working and I, you know, and I, and I get tested thermostat
and I burn, burn shit off like whatever chemicals or whatever.
I don't know what would be in there, but they, they want you to, you know, burn stuff off
a Bangladesh people take a turn peeing on it.
Is that what they do?
Is that how they, that's what it is.
You know, so they pre-season it with Bangladesh pee.
That's fantastic.
You texted me and said, you need to season, season it.
So, and then you were like, no, I, you don't think you need to, but that's definitely done
with pans.
Seasoning is done on like seasoning is like on a griddle or pans.
It's the cast iron.
If your stuff is cast iron, like play, you can season a smoker as well.
I don't know if it's, I wouldn't call it seasoning.
You're burning off the chemicals.
Okay, well that creates a layer, a non-stick layer.
I'm referring to something similar to putting layers.
You put layers of smoke on there.
Every time you put something in the smoker and cook it, you're putting stuff in it.
You're putting a layer.
That doesn't impact the, the, the smoke though.
Whereas if you didn't season a pan, it would cause problems.
Every time you add to it, it creates another flavor.
It just adds to it.
So what's going to happen is your, your smoker is going to be an extreme mess after several
briskets and ribs and chicken and everything.
It's an extremely greasy, uh, the inside of the smoker.
Okay.
Correct.
Um, and you're going to have to clean it.
You know, I have to clean mine a couple of times a year.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Drips everywhere.
There's a shit everywhere and it's, and it's thick and what do you use?
What do you spray?
Well, you, well, you have to take a, you have a pellet.
So those ashes, right?
After a while they just build up, build up.
You have to take everything out.
I vacuum, I scrape all the grease that's out down there.
And what do you use to scrape it?
I mean, obviously not, I don't use chemicals or anything like that.
I use like a little, almost like a paint, almost like a paint scraper, a paint scraper.
Yeah.
It was actually a little cheese knife that I used to use.
Okay.
Scrape all that stuff off.
I got to get you get ready for all that.
And then my ready to go.
I haven't, I haven't done the initial burn.
I can't do it this weekend, obviously, but I might do it this week.
But you have to, you have to keep that clean.
Otherwise I've had my smoker go awry.
If you remember one time I was to smoke something and it caught fire in there.
Yeah, that's the number one reason you need to clean it is because carbon, the ash really,
that was an ash problem, right?
It was grease down there that caught fire.
Wow.
So my thermometer, my grill went up to like 450 degrees.
It charcoaled everything.
And I was just like, so I pulled everything out and this is what I, before I put anything
on there, because you turn them on, you get at the temperature and it zoomed up to like
450.
I was like, fuck it.
It's just nasty smoke was flying out of it.
I was like, all right, I need to clean it.
It's been, you just let it burn for a while.
No, I turned it off.
Oh yeah.
You spoke that.
Oh yeah.
I was reading you turn it off, let it cool off and you got to get all that shit out of
there.
Let it burn.
Like me take everything out and just let it burn it off.
Like you do an oven that take too long because that grease is that thick.
Well, and, and, and I mean, if it turns into a fire that burnt, starts burning, if it gets
that hot, right.
And it starts to burn the sides.
I mean, it would fuck up your grill and you fuck up the smoker.
I would imagine.
Yeah.
I just turn it off and that's what I did.
I turned it off.
It's happened to me a couple of times and just got to turn it off and clean it.
There's no way to get around it.
What does that mean to season a cast iron pan?
You put oil in it and then you scorch it essentially.
Like I, when I got my Blackstone, I had to season it and I put down, uh, and it tells
you that in the manual, correct?
I bought Julie, Julie got me a specific oil.
It's actually almost a, like a Chrisco, but it's a certain blend of oils that Blackstone
has created to season your griddle and you turn it on and you turn it on full blast and
you let it burn off smoking everywhere and your grill turns black.
So it's season and what it does is it seals it from the weather from rust.
Cause it's an outside grill.
It's an outside grill, but it also seasons it and makes it a semi nonstick surface, a
nonstick surface.
Okay.
Right.
So, uh, like right now my, my griddle is really, really nice.
It's seasoned.
I've done a bunch of shit on it and it's, it's, uh, does it contribute to the flavor of it
by being seasoned or is it simply, it's simply a nonstick surface now?
That's basically a nonstick.
So I just purchased a hex clad, um, four package of pants and, uh, they look pretty sophisticated.
Um, and on the directions there, it tells you, you got to season it before you start
because it's half nonstick and it's half, uh, cast iron cast iron in there.
But it's, uh, that's it right there.
It looks like something out of the space center.
I mean, it's pretty cool.
And uh, so basically I just took some olive oil, dumped it in there and turn the heat
on.
It said low to medium heat.
Just let it sit there.
Like Jeff said, let it get hot, let it do some little off.
So can you get like, uh, what burns off and then all those solids that are in the oil
are burnt to the surface.
Yeah.
It becomes part of the surface.
Correct.
Yeah.
And then you get like a little towel, a little napkin and you just kind of rub it in there.
And they said, just clean it, do whatever the fuck you want.
And the, you know, for the first couple of times, just, just take some oil before you,
you know, before you turn the oven or the, the stove top on, just put a little oil in
there and let it sit.
And then it's a, every time you use it for moving forward, every, the seasoning will
get better and better and better, you know, to where it becomes more, less and less and
less sticky, you know, and that's the whole point to make it a nonstick pan.
Yeah.
But now they said that without harmful chemicals and harmful, no harmful, uh, matter.
Correct.
One of the most difficult things.
To, to, to cook is our eggs.
You know, they, they're just like, you know, a lot of people have a misconception about,
um, you know, eggs being nonstick and it's, it's tough.
Even when a nonstick pans, they still have a tendency to stick.
So they just said, well, we recommend you using butter.
And, but the, the, one of the most important things that a lot of people don't do is, you
know, some people will turn on the stove top and they'll put the pan on there and they'll
put an egg in there right when it's cold.
Yeah.
And that's not the thing to do.
I never knew that.
But I never really thought about it.
You know, usually I just, you know, I turn it on, throw an egg in there.
They're done.
They said, no, we need to wait like three minutes.
Let that fucker get hot.
Add your eggs all at the same time.
Boom.
And if you have two eggs, put your two eggs in a bowl in the bull.
No, put them in a bowl instead of breaking it and put it on there.
And then you turn around, grab another one.
Now you've got like 30 seconds down.
So you have to add the other egg.
Now they're not going to be cooked uniform.
So they're just like, take your eggs and put them in a bowl and then transfer all of them
in at the same time.
Meaning scramble them, have them ready to go scramble.
No, we're not going to just pour them.
You know, stay intact.
Yeah, just, they could be.
Oh, you're saying, okay, I got you.
I got you.
That way you're adding all of them.
Or you double fist it.
Do it that way.
Well, I don't, I, all my eggs are scrambled.
That's what I do.
I don't, I never do, what is that?
Sunny, sunny, what is it?
That's called scrambled.
No, no, no.
The sunny side up or over easy.
You're talking about over easy, over medium, over hard.
You're not scrambling, you're opening the eggs and putting them directly into the thing.
I used to be all a hundred percent scrambled.
And then Julie, whenever we have eggs, she did that and I eventually tried one and I
like them.
Yeah, they're good.
Yeah.
I don't ever scramble mine.
I always have them over easy.
I do it both ways, but I like eggs.
You're talking about eggs, right?
Eggs, yeah.
You go both ways.
Yeah.
But I need to have you guys over so we could do like some smash burgers.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
I've done, I did Philly cheese steaks.
Oh, shit.
You set those pictures?
Dude, you set those pictures of smash burgers and you set, then you were like setting all
the, the bratwurst, the sausages you're making.
And I'm just like so fat and I'm like trying to lose this weight.
Hey, look, I'm down.
I'm down 11 and 11.6 pounds right now.
That's good.
Yeah.
I'm going to keep the trend up.
But I'm looking at that.
I'm like, I want to eat it all.
Yeah.
So right now I just fucking inhaled all that food, man.
Yeah.
So I came over and you gave me, yeah, he gave me the package and there's two, two brats
in there.
Correct.
I didn't get my package.
I cooked them.
You could have picked up my package and brought it over.
I had to swap.
I would have cooked it.
I couldn't do anything.
I would have.
I would have cooked it and eaten it.
You so.
You'd be glad I didn't take yours.
Did you eat both of them?
So I cooked them both that night.
I ate one of them.
Right.
And then the next day I steamed, I steamed it and ate it for lunch.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Oh, fantastic.
Yeah.
They turned out really good.
They were amazing.
I was just like,
Nothing fake in there either.
I mean, it was, there was like,
How many links to the center of the loop?
One, two, three.
That was basically how it went down.
Both times.
Yes.
And I, and I, I sauteed some, you know, green peppers and onions and right.
And I, I put nothing else on it.
I put no condiments.
I want to back up a little bit.
You, you were pretty proud of your grill and you know, you got it and you're excited.
You're going to break it out.
I'm, you know, I'm pretty excited about my pans.
Yeah.
I would be.
First of all, they're expensive.
Have you cooked on them yet?
I need new ones, man.
Bad.
I mean, I, I mean, I haven't, not extensive, but I just got them this week.
So.
It's an investment these days.
Oh my God.
Are they?
For four pans, it was 480 bucks.
Oh.
Well, those are more expensive than most, but yeah, you can get, you could plan out
a lifetime warranty.
Yeah.
You could plan on spending 400 bucks to get a set of pans.
Damn.
Lifetime warranty.
And they've got, I've got a,
Where can you buy them?
Amazon.
All right.
I mean, cause I Googled it and, and I looked at a bunch of different prices and you know,
you can, you can't, you, you can't, Amazon really has a good price.
And if you get a problem, it's hard to, it's hard not to deviate from there because yeah.
And plus they had, I was going to buy a three pack and they were like, Hey, if you buy this
fourth one, it's 50% off.
I was like, you had me at fourth one, you know?
Well, I mean, I ended up buying four.
So I've got like an eight inch, 10 inch, 12 inch, and then I got a 12, a 10 inch pot walk.
Oh, walk.
And you know, for later on in a couple months, I'll buy the other six or seven.
Like stock pots and stuff like that.
What pots?
Stock pot, like a big pot.
Yeah.
Pot.
Yeah.
They got, they got the whole collection.
They got everything.
Yeah.
They're, they look really cool.
I mean, I know that sounds kind of crazy, but they're very scientific looking, you know,
they've got the little, like the hex heads, like they talk about it.
It's very cool.
Like lifetime, lifetime warranty.
So lifetime, what would you ever need to turn it in for?
In case it gets damaged for something, I guess.
I don't know.
I mean, wear and tear.
They said that they'll last a lifetime.
Right.
I mean, they said the last, I don't know what a lifetime would be, you know, for a pan,
but it could be, it could be a long time.
I don't know.
I don't care.
They were just like, look, you know, the normal wear and tear to the handles, the lids, and
some of that stuff is expected.
You're going to get some dings on it.
That stuff's not under warranty, but you know, the pan itself.
Yeah.
But if they, whatever that's coated with starts flaking, yeah, that probably that is definitely
and they say those nonstick pans, which I have some downstairs, that stuff.
Oh yeah.
They talked about that for years.
Yeah.
But this one supposedly doesn't do that.
It's a, it's got an interesting mix the way they're made, you know?
And that's what the seasoning is for, you know?
And they say it's just.
Yeah.
You don't need to season most of those nonsticks.
You don't have to season them.
Do the cast irons.
You do, I guess these you do as well, but that's probably a good sign that you do.
Yeah.
And they, they just said the more, right on the, cause it came with like several little
cards, you know, thank you for buying us.
And they do, they were like, care.
Hey, look, read these directions.
Right.
Please read these directions.
And they were just like, first of all, and they were like telling you how to cook.
First of all, heat the pan up before you start cooking.
Oh yeah.
Number one, don't put something in there because you're going to dammit.
You may not necessarily damage it.
It's just, it's not going to cook well.
It's going to stick.
It's not a smart way to cook.
I didn't know that.
I really didn't.
Yeah.
The only reason why I knew that is cause, you know, every time I went to the embassy
sweets in Albuquerque, I would, you know, they have a great breakfast, right?
Where they cook whatever you want.
Everything's hot.
Oh yeah.
They make it.
And I would, I would watch them and, and she would put the pan on the thing and she'd
dump a bunch of oil in there and she would just let it, let it go for a while.
And then she would take the egg and done in two seconds.
So I started doing that at home.
Like when I make it myself, but Shelley does the exact opposite.
She'll throw it in there right away.
And then every single, and by the way, if you do that, it never sticks.
Correct.
It doesn't stick.
You, you, it's done, done, done, done in and out of the pan and in seconds and, and like,
you know, nothing to scrape out or anything.
Right.
But God, every single time we make eggs, I'll preheat my pans and stuff like that.
But I'm bad about waiting for my oven to preheat.
Really?
Oh, I wait, I wait for it to beep.
Yeah.
For some reason I'll sit there.
It's like, it could take 10 minutes to preheat.
I don't care.
I just do really, I do it too.
What the hell?
What's the difference?
If it's going to take 10 minutes, what's the difference?
Just put it in there.
I mean, it's going to heat up slowly, heat up.
The only, the only difference would be if something you're supposed to do it for 30
minutes.
And for the first four minutes, you're putting it at a temperature that it doesn't ever
get to.
Yeah.
But I always check it in the same time and it's usually done.
Right.
I hear you.
There's probably no harm in it.
Yeah.
The ovens I don't preheat.
Certain things I will, like a pizza, if I'm cooking a pizza, because you want the cheese
to be just right.
Oh yeah.
And, or the crust, because sometimes those will cook differently.
But the pans, I always try to preheat all those.
You know what I've been eating a lot lately?
Uh, for this diet thing is, uh, onions.
So they're good for you.
Like an apple?
No, I have, I have.
They're kind of caustic when you eat them like that.
But yeah, I've been putting them in the pan.
I cut off the foot, the head and I make big chunks of them and I put them in the pans
and I just heat them up.
I'll put some mushrooms in there and, uh, and whatever.
You're just warming them up or you making them like singed and kind of floppy.
I'd make them floppy.
You know, I saute them.
I don't add water.
I'm sorry.
I don't add oil.
I add a little bit of water.
I don't like caramelized onions.
Yeah.
Well, the goal was to try to be healthy.
So what I've been doing has been getting like a bed of lettuce and putting on a, on a, on
a tray and I take some meat, a protein, like a can of tuna or in a, in a, put it in a sausage.
Actually I took like two hamburger patties.
Any canned meat will apply.
Yeah.
So today I took, I went to stop by the Kroger and I picked up some, uh, uh, what is the,
the baseball player?
Chipped Ryan.
Oh, Bill and Ryan.
Bill and Ryan.
He had, he had some pre-made burgers, you know, had some bacon and cheddar mixed in
the patties already.
I was like, fuck yeah.
So I threw two of them on my brand new, uh, grill, uh, pans and I cooked the, I cooked
the burgers, flipped them over, set them aside, let them, uh, put, cooked them to about medium
well, I set them aside, then I had, I bought some beets and so I, I chopped up the beets
and put some onions in there and it got all weird and juicy and it was fucking awesome.
Then I took some cane sugar, cane sugar and about, about a quarter cup and I dumped it
on top of that because it's got that, it's got a lot, put a little water.
It's got the red.
That's a lot.
A quarter cup?
No, about that much.
That's a lot of sugar.
Well, it, it, well, it's a dressing.
So you know, basically so I got the beets, the onions, it's all getting kind of a real,
uh, juicy and then I'm kind of hungry thinking.
And then I took it and dumped the whole thing on top of my big bed of salad and I got, you
know, I got a, I use a pie, a pie, a pie pan, you know, the little glass ones.
Yeah.
A big pie.
So I've stuffed the whole thing up with lettuce and I'll take a pair of scissors and I'll
cut up the lettuce and get a bunch of small little pieces and I'll put the tuna on top
of it and then I'll dump all that.
And the two burgers?
Well, or the burgers.
All you're doing here is eating two burgers without the buns.
Okay.
And a bunch of veggies.
Yeah.
But it's really the biggest part is that I've added to the diet are the onions.
I'm eating about an onion a day and that's good.
I like that.
I like to saute onions.
You said caramelized onions.
I like caramelized onions.
How do you, how do you do that?
In a pan.
You just cook a burger, saute them and you let them.
So it's not like you put brown sugar on them or nothing like that.
I mean, they can.
They caramelize different.
Yeah.
There's some sugar in the onions, right?
That'll caramelize it.
So caramelizing just means high heat.
Like is there, I mean, or is it just a length of time that you cook?
Yeah.
So I saute them and then I was like, oh, these are nice.
And I turn them up a little bit and let them sit.
It's kind of like how you get your onions with the fajita plate.
Okay.
Yeah.
Those are caramelized.
To me, I just call that sauteing onions.
Right there.
Well, you know what?
It's basically sauteing it.
Same thing.
You just, you know, he likes his just floppy.
And caramelized.
I like mine.
Yeah.
Singed.
Yes.
So that's going to be a little bit sometimes.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
I don't like that well done.
I like that right there.
That's exactly what I had on.
I like a little bit more raw.
The goal for me is to try to, I'm trying to build up my testosterone.
No, by eating onions.
Yeah.
See, I've done that right.
That for real?
Yeah.
We're watching.
We're watching people cook.
The best way to caramelize onions is according to science.
Really?
Whatever.
We don't trust the science anymore.
No, we don't trust.
Well, science is manipulated to fit whatever liberal narrative.
That is so fucking.
Including caramelizing onions.
I'm just so sick of the guys that are trying to be women.
And it's just like, come on, look, if you want to identify as a woman, I don't give
a fuck.
We're back to that again.
I know.
I mean, we're dressed, but you can't walk around.
It's kind of like whoever sent the meme with the pizza hut, you know?
And they converted it to something else.
But you know what?
It's always a pizza hut.
I mean, you look at that building, that's a pizza hut.
You could be whatever you want, but you're a pizza hut.
I read a great story today.
Do you remember the nuclear agency guy?
The bald, BDSM gay guy?
He's a gay guy.
No, he's a transgender.
What are you talking about?
No, it's a dude.
It's a dude that wears, he's a bald guy, has red lipstick and he's a...
Oh, the guy, the luggage stealer.
Correct.
Luggage stealer.
Yeah.
Yes.
So he stole, he was running around wearing these very unique, very unique garments and
dresses and clothes and stuff.
And there was a lady from Tanzania.
Tanzania.
That's Sam Britton.
Yes, Sam Britton.
And she's like, and she's, you know, that's Africa.
And she's like, and she is a designer, a clothes designer.
And those were her creations.
She goes, yeah, I had a bag.
They don't exist anywhere.
I had a bag stolen in 2018.
And she's like, that mother effer's wearing my clothes.
Right.
She called him out.
She was like, he stole my luggage and stole my clothes and is wearing my unique pieces.
These are unique.
This isn't like something you could buy anywhere.
There's pictures of her wearing those clothes.
Yes.
Of her wearing those clothes and him.
Unbelievable.
That just hit today.
As a matter of fact, it's so fresh that like they're, you know, they haven't even like,
there's no charges or
I don't think he got in trouble for the last time.
I'm sure they dropped the charge or whatever.
Probation or something like that.
But the Department of Energy told Insider in a statement on Friday that the agency takes
criminal charges against the Department of Energy employees and clearance holders very
seriously.
And it said that Sam Britton, a career civil servant, is on administrative leave.
With pay?
Well, it didn't say that.
The department is limited by a law on what it can do.
It's clothes on a personal matter such as an employee's clearance status.
Yeah, he's gone.
I mean, he's not coming back.
This one, this one is red handed.
Yeah.
He is wearing one of a kind clothes that she designed.
I mean, that and and get this.
She was going to go to a like she was trying to that was an opportunity for her to to
make her name known wherever she was going like a was down in Houston, like a clothes
conference.
She was in Houston when it got stolen.
Right.
And she had to cancel.
Like she didn't have her clothes.
The clothes were gone.
Right.
And she was like, make a name for herself and I don't know if it was a booth or I don't
know what the situation was, but he totally screwed her.
That's amazing.
Amazing.
And I thought it was hilarious.
Well, they have surveillance footage captured the Britain taking the very Bradley luggage.
Yeah, that was the carousel.
This guy's a douchebag, man.
You talk about, you know, how people like to collect the maniacs and, you know, weird
OCD fetishes or fetishes, but OCD things.
I mean, so really he steals women's luggage for the hopes of what?
Finding clothes that fit him and like us.
And that's his like, you know, he gets off on it.
I guess he's a weirdo, man.
Well, the whole thing is kind of coming back round and, you know, South Park has been around
for what, 20 years?
Has it been that long?
Oh, more than that.
I think 20 years, 20 years sounds about right.
But they're but they're kind of prophetic on what they make fun of because footage going
around that that they there is an episode five or six years or 2005.
You said doesn't five, 17 years, 18 years ago where the guy, the gay teacher goes into
an abortion clinic and I need an abortion.
I need abortion.
Right.
They're like, but you can't get an abortion.
Why can't why can't I get an abortion?
That's should we play it?
Well, I want to watch the other one that he found was with it short and it's funny.
Yeah.
So let's watch it.
So scroll back and let's watch it.
It's a little that's a little over two minutes.
But this is where Cartman.
He needs to crap and the boys locker room is full.
What year is this?
I mean, because they're ahead of the game on this one.
This was three years ago when this got posted.
Yeah.
The other one's 2005 and he gets pissed off.
So he puts a bow in his hair and goes to the girls locker room.
Go ahead and hit play.
He's got a bow in his head.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I'm going to the party.
This is the girls bathroom.
All right.
I need to tell you something, Wendy.
I'm transgender.
What did you notice the bow?
I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth, so I'm exercising my right to identify
with the gender of my choice.
Now get on my way after take a shit.
Get out of here.
Don't give me more issues than I already have, Wendy.
Oh, wow.
This is nice in here.
Girls bathrooms are a lot cleaner than the boys.
What the hell is that?
Cartman is using our bathroom.
This is awesome.
I should have used the girls bathroom a long time ago.
Hey, I'm going to tell you.
It's okay.
I'm going to tell you.
It's okay, Red.
I can take a shit here.
I'm a dumb chick too.
I want to know just what-
No, no, keep going.
This is good.
It's you who think it's okay to go inside the girls bathroom.
Because I'm transgender.
I looked it up.
That means I can use the girls' shitter.
You are not transgender, Eric.
You don't even know what that means.
Yeah, huh?
It means I live a life of torture and confusion because society sees me as a boy, but I'm
really a girl.
All right.
Well, if you identify yourself as a girl, you must find yourself attractive.
You're not a girl.
That's true. It's a hundred percent true. That's exactly what's happening. It is there is it is a hot potato
They don't even want to touch it. So they just like oh shit. Let him use the bathroom. Correct. It's a hundred percent true. Yeah. Oh
That's just but they nail it this was four years ago
Great, then it was going on back then but they nail it to a to a tee
The the scenarios that we're living through today if if we play the other one from 2005, you'll be even more blown away
Oh, I know. Which one is that one? That's the one where the transgender I haven't watched South Park. I don't really watch it
It's a transgender man wants an abortion put put transgender abortion South Park. Yeah, it's it's it is fascinating
Yeah, it's funny, but it's also for 18 years ago. They saw into the future
They saw into the future and you know what you know another show that has a knack for that is is Simpsons
Yeah, the Simpsons has in a number of situations
Situations people have gone back and gone. Holy shit. They nailed it
Yeah, it's it's crazy. There it is. Not just the Simpsons predicting the future and they're talking about South Park
You here for an abortion too
Yeah, I discovered a few days ago. I wasn't bleeding out my coos. So I guess I'm knocked up. Is this doctor any good?
Mrs. Garrison. Oh, that's me
Hello doctor, it looks like I need an abortion
And abortion yeah, I've got one growing inside me now you're gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out
If you want you can just scramble it and I'll queef it out myself
Hmm, mr. Garrison, Mrs. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion. Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my body a woman has a right to choose
No, I mean you're physically unable to have an abortion because you can't get pregnant, but I missed my period
You can't have periods either you had a sex change. Mr. Garrison, but you don't have ovaries or a womb
You don't produce eggs
You mean I'll never know what it feels like to have a baby grown inside me and then scramble its brains or vacuum it out
That's right. But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I'm not really a woman
I'm just a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis
Basically, yes
There you go. Oh boy. Do I feel like a jackass?
There you go
Two thousand five. Yeah Wow a
Seventeen years ago. Yeah 18 18 years
Impressive and that is all the rage right now that is I mean it really fairly recently all the rage
Probably in the last two years the last two three years. Yeah, it seems to be damn just ramped up to a thousand. It really did
Well, there was another one that the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
They were all yeah, they're on a roll man
Well, they just put something else says we're not gonna sue South Park. Yeah, there was talk that they were gonna sue for them
Oh my god
There they're so toxic. They are they're bad and I wish they would just go away. Yeah go away
They want privacy the Megan. Yeah, they want privacy privacy and then release a book and a documentary. Yep
Mm-hmm and Harry's going around and all these talk shows. Mm-hmm. All right talking about his book away. Oh
Yeah, it's uh, it's funny I wonder if they don't have the full
It's awesome the bad sky
So, let me start with you, sir. You've lived a life with the royal family
You've had everything handed to you, but you say your life has been hard and now you've written all about it in your new book
we're
So great
Yeah, and they're saying they want privacy but everywhere they go there
They're carrying signs that say we and then saying that are chanting correct. Yeah, so funny
I'm so sick of it and you nailed it earlier
I mean she she single-handedly have destroyed the royal destroyed it
Literally destroyed it. Well that in Prince Andrew and Epstein's Island. Well, he is
Thou suing that girl. Yeah for defamation saying it never happened
And she lost a lot of credibility when she
sued Giuliani it wasn't Giuliani it was
It was someone else are you sure correct? Yeah, I know. Yes. It was not Giuliani and then she was like, oh, you know
I yeah, you're right. I probably made a mistake. It probably wasn't you
And then he was like totally vindicated and dropped the lawsuit
Yeah, it was another lawyer famous lawyer worked for the Clinton
There was a there there supposedly videos out with Prince Andrew. They're surfacing there's stuff coming out right now
I mean, there's like
Well, they came up with some quasi-lit. There was a bunch of details. Hold on
I think if there were stuff out there, it would have come out already
No, there's like looks like a thousand pages that came out of
Okay, so there was a reporter talking about like the judge's
There was a reporter talking about like the JP Morgan official with Jeffrey Epstein
So they have personal texts that were going back and forth or the because you know, the JP Morgan folk were
you know the
lieutenant governor the governor of what were the islands at the the Virgin Islands the Virgin Islands that the
Governor or whatever the whoever Biden went to for Christmas
Yeah, that one he went down there stirred shit up and got it all corrected, but she was gonna attorney general
Yeah, well the attorney general was going after JP Morgan because all these shenanigans going on
But the reason why this they she was going after the money that they didn't they didn't claim they didn't report
Yeah, yeah, it was just so but then you know the the president of the Virgin Islands, whatever they call them governor the governor
So the attorney general and the governor is that what it is?
I think the governor is the one that fired the attorney general
So I mean, yeah right after Joe Biden left there
but so what this does is that backs up what that attorney general was trying to do and
it provides support for that because
Clearly the high-level JP Morgan representative said hey
thanks talking about the girls that were on the island had a great time with the girls and
This text message is going back and forth and they said there's thousand pages of this stuff with all types of people
So yeah, I mean something's gonna come out. We know that the clients of Jeffrey Epstein
Were there the shit man? They were the uppity-ups. They were the do you see the footage where they?
Bill Gates was in an interview and the interviewer asked him
You know, how do you explain your trips to Jeffrey Epstein's Island?
And he squirmed and squirmed and he answered he's like, you know, I didn't know and I have you know
He was well connected and this and that and but he was squirming. I mean, well think think about it
I mean, well think think about he said it was a mistake. Correct. Yeah. Well, I mean I mean I should have
I should have lived as my wife
Yeah
if you if you have the if you have the wherewithal to go anywhere in the world at any time and you met somebody from
Another person that said hey come out to my a legit dude
Hey come out to my island and and you know, let's talk about you know, and you know, hey
I've got contacts part of your charity
You know, I I'll put you in touch with blah blah blah because they know blah blah blah come out to my island
We'll talk about it and it might have been totally innocent. I mean totally
But he won a couple times I think didn't he?
But that doesn't mean that doesn't come on. He was getting this puppy wet
It it doesn't I'm saying it doesn't mean that every person that went to the island was getting his puppy wet
It doesn't mess. It doesn't necessarily mean that
Well except for Brooklyn every time he went he now he was trying on a dress so they can pick a picture
I don't think we'll I don't think we'll ever know unless there's some kind of documented proof
Yeah, there needs to be that says Bill Gates was doing this right?
Otherwise, it's it's who's gonna Bill Gates isn't gonna say anything cuz he did lots of things
that in addition to hooking
very
Powerful as the evil guy. No, no, I'm talking about Jeffrey Epstein did lots of things in
In addition to hooking up men with with young women. He was like a network or type. Yeah, absolutely
He's whatever you needed and there's one story about the the freaking Supreme Court justice
Remember about Roberts. Yeah
Arranged
An adoption situation for him, right is what the rumor is right? I mean, I'm sure it's all bullshit
But I mean so it's basically
Whatever you need if Jeffrey Epstein can make it happen for you. Yeah, but Bill Gates
He is a crooked
Evil person in my opinion, you know, I mean this the whole thing about the vaccines and you know explaining ten years ago
Well, you know you guys don't want to make some money
Get into the vaccine market, you know, and he makes that statement. It's it's public knowledge
I mean, it's it's public information out there that he said that you know
You got to get it to put your stock into the vaccines and then now he's buying up all the farmland and he's talking about
infusing livestock
With the vaccines to force humanity to have it. I
Don't know whoever buys the chickens whoever buys the he's the number one
farmland owner in the United States currently probably world
Definitely in the United States. Yes, and they pinned him on that. I mean and he answered it he had like a
You know ask Bill Gates anything, right? Yeah, and and they asked him that and he had a he had a pretty compelling answer
I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was like I was kind of like, okay
Well, you know what I think like everything else the media is making a big deal
Conservative or liberal right they make a bigger deal out of things than they are could be right
The sense I got when I heard his answer, right?
You know to me and he was like come on man. This is this is what I'm doing
And this is how much I have and yeah, but what is he doing? Why is he buying up all that land?
I don't remember. I wish I wish I remember the answer. I don't know. I don't know. I can't I can't recall I
Mean, but it's me. It's it's yeah, it does sound like a suspect. Yeah, it sounds like a like an agenda, right?
It sounds like trying to you know
Shut down all the family farms and and so that you can control something and then like push something that's evil
So they had some evil. I think he like I do like everybody else has an ideology has an agenda
That he thinks is good for the world and he's got them and he's got the means to do it
Well speaking of evil and farms
I mean there was some evil that split the earth in half on these olive farms
Are you talking about the turkey turkey in Syria? Yeah, that's incredible amazing
I would like to see a picture of that. Mr. Mr. Producer if you can bring that up the turkey
Earthquake cracks. Yeah, it's they're quite impressive. I mean, it's I
I don't know you mentioned earlier what it sounded like what that sound like when that happened. Yeah, I can't even imagine just a
Video no, it's got to be it. Hold up. Go up back up. Go back up. You got to put crack
Earth crack or
Crate what the fuck you yeah, there you go. Yeah, look, okay
Let me see that see if there's any videos because there's flybys that are incredible go up to get videos
Austin
Wow
I mean that was a serious earthquake. Yeah that drone video right there. What's the latest numbers like forty six thousand?
Yeah, well this one's
Look at that. Look at that drone flying over there. So the drone is exposing up to 12 story depth
Oh
crater that crater but a
Gouge in the canyon. Yeah, just a canyon is to gorge that just opens up about three football fields wide
So this was all monolithic at one point, you know you and look at the trees on the edges of the yeah
They're just it's just how the hell it there's a like like a courtyard or what is that?
You know a grove of trees and it's a farm. So they're their culture. They're cultivated. They're planted there
So there it's increment and then it just stops. See I love that. It was far from a geological perspective
I love how that you said layers. Yes, that looks freaking awesome
You know, I'd love to explore I can't even imagine the sound that went in that was involved in this
I mean that is massive
That's what I mean
I wonder well for one thing what it felt like and the people that were close to that
What did it sound like? Well, they said it the words were it sounded like an air raid
Like boss. Yeah, that's what's being dropped. It's that's what
the
The the community said and they were all standing around of course, it wasn't a different language
But it said it sounded like an air raid and they were just like they all looked at each other. Yeah
Yeah, so they're gonna read so, you know, yeah except it was in their own language that was yeah
Like 50,000 people and I it's gonna go up because you know as they start to finally clear the debris
Which is gonna take it's gonna take a long time months months and months and months and then and then also they're gonna have to
Condemn all sorts of buildings that didn't fall. It's a third world. I know third world structures
I mean they didn't have codes or you know, not as updated codes as I should know but you know
They should think about rebuilding and you know
Imagine that crack just blows me away that that much earth movement that seismic activity like where where did that go?
I just opened up what?
Let's land next to it. Where did the go? I mean what happens? Well, I'm sure that is the plates move that far
I'm sure that there's empty cavities in the earth all over the place, you know
And then when it cracks open, I don't know. I don't have a fantastic answer
But based on what what we've learned in the past is that they got these big things they they're pushing together
They're they're cracking and then if it's if it's making like a triangular up push
It's like mountains and stuff right there's a cavity down there ship just falls down. Did it pull apart?
It's like a different so there's different ones
There's slip strike where the plates move sideways
Right, then there's ones that like deep strike. Then there's deep strike impact
Oh impact deep deep deep impact strike where this the strikes go up and down, right?
I mean, there's those very there's very
It's all tectonic plates, right? It's all 300 kilometers. It's like a sudden release, right after all this years
They just sit there and they build up the pressure and push up
They want and then finally just right back that little feel is holding place tiny tiny though
What that does it sends a wave a wave through the ground, right?
Literally like a wave and the ground, you know moves like that and shit goes everywhere
Yeah, crazy well
They have a lot more of those aerial
I recommend our dudes like us listeners out there to if you haven't seen it already just to pull it
Of course, you'll probably hear this four months from now
Yeah, no shit, yeah
Yeah, what that can only move so fast. That's what's cool about this podcast is that we are a voice from the past
Every time you're a park. Yeah, every time you hear us you're going I remember that yes
Yeah, and I remember when there was a Chinese balloon floating across the United States god. That was crazy
These guys are just now talking about yeah, I was a kid. I was a kid when that happened
You know to me we're literally voices from your past. That's right. But it's it's awesome
Take a time. We're a time capsule
I was exactly what I wonder if they have seven or eight
Some people down there to explore I'd love to see some more videos of what's going on down there
It's just dirt. It's just dirt trees. How do you know we just saw the footage
I know you want there to be some alien civilization that gets uncovered at this look
I found a Turkish crater. It's a fault, you know, and you don't know what's in there
It could be a dinosaur bone could be could be like a rare coin or like an opening to like magma or something
It could be some sort of some little magma coming up magma civilization. There you go
Well, you could find some sort of fire people. Thank you some Pompeii village down there
Just all covered up with you know mud like a volcano under the ground
Perhaps that's kind of what the thing is, right? I think we're running out of really plausible theories here
No, all I'm saying is that I think you know, I think we're running out of some kind of
Possible theories here. No, all I'm saying is that I think there's some cool shit and you fuck you first of all
Because there there are bones and all kinds of things all over the earth
How do you know alien fossils that has nothing to do with aliens crystal skulls crystal skulls
I bet you there's like a million crystal skulls everywhere in Turkey right now. Just an instigator
Did you uh, there's a there's a speaking of volcanoes. There's a documentary on Netflix
About the volcano that blew up just offside outside of New Zealand
If you remember that about 10 years ago haunting it is my wife and I watched how did you watch it is haunting
I think about it like I've thought about it so many times since we finished watching it
Yeah, I mean it's just these people on the the married couple who had just got married on the rescue from what?
What's our eunuch? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, so unlucky and there are like the kid that that was on there
He's talking about. Yeah, my family was there. I'm like, well, they're not showing their family
They're not showing him and they never found either his mom or the sister sister the parents
They found they were dead the sister my my wife thinks fell into the crater. Just how could you imagine?
Oh, probably the terrible probably the fastest way to go. The other ones burned to death. Yeah, they did
No, they probably didn't even feel being burned. I mean, oh they did. Yeah, because there's a there's a wave of
Ash they were alive for a while and a lot of people got burnt and lived
Wait, I mean they got burnt by the ash. Yes. Yes, it was super molten and steam and steam ash steam
And that's what killed just there was no there was no magma. No lava
Yeah, it was all steam and ash and it was from from from the perspective of a volcano. It was a very mild eruption
Correct. You know what I mean? It wasn't it's just they shouldn't have been there. They shouldn't have been there
They were basically in the belly of the volcano. Here's what's crazy
It erupted in 2023 and no 2013 it erupted in 2016 and then they're getting off the boat
Right and they're and and the one the woman the the the wife of the of the newlyweds is nervous
And she's like god, should we be here? And she asked the guide
Well, how often does it erupt? Well, you know, when was the last one?
2016 and it erupts roughly every three years and it was 2019 right and she's like
Well, I mean is it safe. She goes. I mean it's been three years. Is it safe? And and he said well we're on a
Whatever warning a heightened alert warning
And it fucking erupted while they were there. Correct. He's a bitch
I'm getting paid by the hour how unlucky and what's bad is this was like an hour and a half hour and 45 minute boat trip
That's right to get back from New Zealand. Yeah, so it's that far off the coast be a boat
So all these people were burnt fried skin just falling off skin falling off
And they're on this boat for an hour and 45 minutes in the going as fast as possible to get to the hospital
Yeah in New Zealand. Yes
Yeah, so and then like and then like with third degree burns. Oh, yeah. Oh skin was falling off of them. They said awful
He somebody picked their arm up and it would just fit the hand
Skin would slip off. Oh
Okay, I can't I can't imagine it killed 22 people. Yeah, I've never seen the news too
And I don't think I'm gonna watch that movie. It's it's haunting. Yeah, it's it's hard
It is a hard watch. It took me about three or four days to get through it
It's haunting Shelly and I have talked about it and thought about it a number of times since yeah, they haven't opened it up
But the kid is inspiring the kid that lost his parents and sister
Right. Yeah, he you know, he's sitting there relatively normal
You can tell there's you know, there's a little bit something weird about his eyes and stuff like that
But he's got a full head of hair and he's talking and he seems, you know, he's you know
Seems okay like you know, he got fried though. Well the footage they show that at the very end
Yeah, they show him like
You know, he got rescued right and then and then they show him in the hospital and he's
Bald correct and his whole body is totally torn up. Yeah, he went through like ridiculous amounts of surgery
He went through an unbelievable rehab
Yep, all while his family was there
Yep, all while his family gone. Yeah, and his grandfather was his inspiration. Yep. That's what he said
and
And you look at that story and you're like
And we bitch about what I know
I try to keep that in mind when i'm having a bad day or sometimes going sideways for me. I'm like
This problem is nothing compared to what some folks are going through
Do you know how easy it would have been for him to say fuck it? I'm done. Yeah
I i'm not gonna rehab i'm gonna i'll sure i'll rehab and i'll go through the motions or i'll be
A drunk an addict
Uh, the pain is gotta be unreal
Well third degree burns
Oh, you lose your nerves
The but I guess when you they start coming back, I guess I don't know that'd be the worst way to go
Is to burn to death. Well, I know if you get a certain percentage of third-degree burns in your body
You're basically going to die. They said
uh over 45 percent
Most of the time you die and I googled that I was like what exactly kills you
It's sep sepsis
sepsis
Which is and I was like what is sepsis it is it's kind of like a nondescript
Infection that your body just can't
You're basically what they huge open sore right your body just can't fight the infection, right?
There's too much going on. That's right
It's too much of your body is burning body extreme response to infection. Yeah. Anyway, it was good
It's incredible. It's a it's a tough watch in some spots
Um, it will give you an appreciation though. You know what else was a a tough watch?
Was watching don lamon
On talking arguing with with this woman. I think her name is hailey. What and he was like, well, uh,
Uh lemon he accepted to support his argument by saying that woman is only considered to be in their prime in their 20s and 30s
Maybe 40s google it
Yeah
Google it
So the context is nicki hailey is running for president and one of the things on her platform is
Uh, if you're over a certain age meaning biden, correct, you you shouldn't be president your pastor your pastor prime, right?
And so when he heard that he found that offensive
And so he was going to try to turn it around and say well, you know what according to google you're not in your prime
Two completely different things. Oh it backfired it backfired so hard. Yeah, the two ladies are they're just they're they're hackles just kind of went
You could see them go up and he was what do you mean? And he was clawing and backtracking and he was like well
You know looking up. It's nice. Not me. It's not me saying that
I mean and I don't agree that she should have said that
Uh, but you know, it's true. You know, if you're if you're not in the 20s 30s 40s, you're not in your prime
What?
Uh jackass
And he's not what an asshole what an asshole and he's not popular on his own show like
He's dick like his staff doesn't like him. He's abusive and like then he says this
And i'm like dude, he may be done
Well, I well one article I saw the headline it says he's got one more strike than he's gone
Oh, he should he already got moved to the morning because his ratings suck and he may ultimately get let go anyway
And he should just leave and get your millions. You know why he's not gonna leave get your golden parachute because there
There's a campaign out there
Where he's gonna get out his hands and knees and he's gonna talk to the black men out there
And he's gonna reason with him. He does not relate to the black man. Not at all
Well, you know what? He doesn't talk harbor. He probably hasn't has no he's going to talk to at all
And he's married to a white guy. He's gonna be speaking to the community because he's black and that's the reason why they have him there
And he does he's a douchebag. Is he the one that said white lash?
No, no, that wasn't him. He did say white lash or was that I don't know was I thought anyway
It was the other guy, but you know, should he be
Cancelled for that. Well, it's up to the company, but you know, he's just stupid
He makes good fodder, right?
I mean, but the thing is he's been at the center of so many controversial statements
It's like when when's and when is enough is enough
But then again the view look at the view how many times have they had controversial statements over and over and over again
I don't understand how that shows on and today joy. Behar said
East Palestine deserves it because they voted for trump
That should immediately get her kicked off the show
They get what they they get what they vote for. Yeah
because
Because a real road car
With toxic chemicals crashed right next to their town. They deserve it, correct
And it seems to be the topic of discussion when that comes to the lack of response was like why should we respond?
You know, they're a bunch of right wing fanatics voting for trump. Is there that info for me? Yeah
That's the on the view. Uh, yeah, not those exact words, but she's basically said well, they voted for trump
This is what they get kind of a thing
I don't understand how that's tolerated. I it's unbelievable to me. That's worse than than what uh, uh,
rosa bar
Well, nothing's gonna happen to her. I mean, that's or she'll come out and go i'm sorry
I shouldn't have said that well, and then whoopi goldberg, right? She she
She made the comment about the producer about the jews, right? Right and then joy bay and then she
Piled down later joy bayhard palestine
she did
What are these these?
uh these women
I just don't get it
I mean do they really have that much of a following to where they are untouchable and does it do any conservative conservative like
Right wing or or or moderate women
Do they watch them? Is she is she jewish? I don't know. Uh, I think she is
So why wouldn't she be offended with what whoopi said? I mean, I don't know what joy bayhard is
She's stupid. She's a douchebag
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. This may be it. It is i'm just trying to figure out we can't hear
With deep ties to the chemical industry in charge of the epa's chemical safety office
Epa's chemical safety office. That's who you voted for in that district
Donald trump who reduces all safety he did
Those voters saw something on the ground that probably resonates in a way that they need to look past the photo
people and say who's
well, they did a horrible job of developing that but
Uh, but that could that kind of said it, you know, look what a piece of shit. She is she really lack of humanitarian
View and they got the view that's her view. It's fucked up that whole show needs to be canceled. It does come on
It's nothing but spewing hate. It's just toxic. But you know what? Actually I should say this
So i've never watched it nor will I ever watch i've only watched clips
And it well and the only thing they're gonna show you is the stuff that is shock value
But I wonder I mean, but they probably talk about you know
Like what we were talking about like how you season cookware and how you grill meat
I mean, they don't talk about those things
But my point is they talk about benign things everyone tomorrow watches the view. Let's do it
No
Why i've got inspections tomorrow, they're gonna talk about hexa. Are you a sexist? Yes
Oh, I love sex. Oh wait. No, that's not the same thing. Oh
What? Yeah, I don't I don't
You have inspections tomorrow? Yeah, it's tomorrow friday
I've got two in dallas. Are you gonna be back in time? Yeah, i'm not going out of town
Um, i'll go on a 10 and one at 12. All right
I am leaving. Holy crap time flies. I'm leaving to fayetteville to time
Probably 10 30 in the morning tomorrow morning tomorrow 20
Yeah, the airbnb I can be there at four I think is when I can get in
So the idea is to get there around four when we can get into the scanner for cameras
Scan it for cameras. Yes
because a lot of
Several of those folks say they find cameras in those airbnbs. Nice if they want to see
All of that. Oh if they want to see this
You know what have at it, baby
Yeah, that's a subject all by itself with cameras in the bnbs because there's a bunch out there man, right?
We've uh, I have not heard this but it doesn't surprise me right?
It's a podcast talk we need to talk about because dudes like us need to know about stuff like that. No shit
All right, it's fantastic. It's uh, february 23rd
We had a weller's 12 year. Yeah, we really talk about it
Yeah, we didn't really talk about a lot and it's it's about a seventh for me. Yeah, I like the 107 better
Uh, it's good, but uh
It's a unicorn glad we have it glad we have it's not bad. It's good. All right, we're timing now dudes like us
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