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Connecting.

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Hello and welcome.

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We'll give people some time to show up.

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We were late.

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We can give everyone else a little bit of time to get here.

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It is Sunday, the 7th of April.

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Yeah, that's my day.

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That's my day right there.

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It's birthday.

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Happy birthday, Ed.

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Cheers, man.

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Give me some love.

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2025, 25 now.

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25 now.

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You look like the worst 25-year-old I've ever seen.

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If I saw a 25-year-old that looks like you,

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I'd just be like, slow down, man.

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Why are you moving so fast?

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Yeah.

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OK, feelings checked.

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Got it.

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No offense, but I don't think it's a goal to look 25.

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Damn.

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Unless you're like 25 or under.

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I'm good with where I'm at, honestly.

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I like to look my age.

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I don't want to be a kid anymore.

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I don't want to be an adult either, but.

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I did not enjoy being a kid.

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I think that's one of my difficulties

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about raising a child is disliking childhood.

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It's like, man, it's going to suck for the next 18 years.

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I know.

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Isn't that a trip?

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You've got a good five years, a fun five years.

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And then from that point on, just a cog

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in the fucking system, man.

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Forever and always.

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And you can't even drink afterwards.

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You know, at least, well, you turn like 16,

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I guess you can start drinking after school.

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God.

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That doesn't even sound fun anymore either, though.

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Whatever, dude.

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Being a drunk 16-year-old, a blast.

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Way fun.

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I mean, I guess.

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I don't know.

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I don't look fondly on those memories from where I'm at now.

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But I guess in the moment, that shit was not

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that I was doing that.

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I was going to say, you're 16-year-old.

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Yeah, I wasn't doing any of that shit.

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What were you doing at 16?

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Going to church.

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Really?

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Yeah, leading a Cubbies Iwana group.

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That's fun.

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That seems kind of cool, actually.

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But you say that, and you have a cringe on your face.

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But I'm like, that's so much more rewarding and fulfilling.

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I mean, I guess.

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My mom, as a punishment, took the privilege

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of doing that away from me for, I don't know,

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who fucking knows what I did.

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I was crushed, though.

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I really liked working with those kiddos.

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That's wild.

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I think I knew I was friends with maybe two Boy Scouts

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by the time I was 16.

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But if I would have stayed in Iowa in that troop,

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I'm willing to bet that I would have been a lot more like you

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in that, where I would have just been a balls-deep Boy Scout.

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Church boy.

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Yeah, altar boy, probably.

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I don't know.

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I was an altar boy up until moving out here.

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You know, you've told me that.

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I forget about that all the time.

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You don't strike me as an altar boy.

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Well, and it wasn't just moving here.

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I think in sixth grade is when I started to like,

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You start to really start to think for yourself

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and start to question things.

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And that's where you begin that.

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And when you're in the Catholic Church,

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the moment you ask a question, you were punished and shot.

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Like, you just shut down so hard that it just

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raises more questions.

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I think it must be an instinctual human thing

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that when a question is so hard, you won't even

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answer or entertain it or anything,

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then you need the answer.

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You know?

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Oh, well, yeah.

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Nothing begets curiosity, like being

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told to not ask questions.

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Why?

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What are you hiding?

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I wasn't curious, but now you're being dodgy,

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and I have nothing but questions.

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The line, thou shalt not believe in other gods

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or praise false idols.

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That struck such curiosity in my brain,

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because I thought there weren't other gods.

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I know, right?

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I love that joke.

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You don't need to say other gods and false idols

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if they're all false idols.

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Right, just no false idols.

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Just say that.

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Just say that.

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But I just.

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Say it with your chest.

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Nah, unlikely.

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This is episode 26 of Pocket Cast, second live stream.

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Second live stream.

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Oh, yeah, that's the way to say it.

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I see you did that.

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You like that?

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I like that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like live episode better, but.

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Yeah, live episode, live stream.

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Live recording is what I'm saying.

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It's all of these things.

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So it'd kind of be a D for all.

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Yeah.

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But it's not a test, so who gives a shit?

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This time we played Grand Theft Auto, Chinatown Wars

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for the NDS.

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What a fucking banger of a game.

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Dude.

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It's so good, but it's also.

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We fucked ourselves, dude.

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How?

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This is the best game.

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I don't know if it gets better.

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My personal favorite we've already played,

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which is Hotel Dusk.

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And now we have played the.

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Not even arguably, just the best DS game.

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It really is.

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It's the highest rated.

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It's so much.

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It's a straight up GTA game, which you would not expect.

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And it's just so much fucking fun to play, dude.

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It's slinging dope.

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It's better than a lot of GTA games.

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I will go out.

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I will die on this fucking hill that this is better

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than a lot of GTA games.

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Not all.

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Not all.

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I am still.

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I'll give you that.

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Fucking.

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You're talking about slinging drugs.

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Dude, my favorite fucking.

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You know what I did for the last two weeks?

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I barely continued the story.

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I got a little bit past that.

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But yeah, once you start selling drugs, it's like.

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I just going to cruise around and go from the Jamaicans

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to buying some fucking.

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It would always work out for me.

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And maybe it works out for other people, too.

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Where for whatever reason, where I kept spawning,

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the drug dealer closest to me was selling Downers.

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The only person that buys Downers is Jamaicans.

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And there's something so satisfying because I think I don't recall.

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And maybe it changes.

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I have to pay too much attention.

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Weed is the cheapest drug you can buy, I think.

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Generally speaking, yeah.

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So you sell these Downers for a hell of a markup.

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And then you fill up your duffel bag with weed.

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Dude, just chock full.

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50 units.

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It just is so satisfying.

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And I had so much fun even getting busted with the drugs

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and losing them all.

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I was sitting next to Morgan and I was playing.

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And I've got I just did this huge coke deal.

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It just dumped all of my money in this coke deal.

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And I fucking running away from the cops.

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Where they get you right is you hop out of your car

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because they finally beat your car down.

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Dude, and they fuck it.

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They just throw you on the ground immediately.

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You're like, I could have fought these fucking cops off.

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Or you hop out, get into another car.

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And that's when they fucking fucking rip the door open.

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And I love it though.

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It's such a gamble, right?

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That countdown.

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Because there's obviously an in-game countdown

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of how long you have to reach a certain speed before that cop

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can pull you out of the car.

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And if you just grab a random car,

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you don't know which one you're grabbing.

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I hope it's a stallion.

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I'll be scraping cops off the side of my car

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and hitting oncoming traffic, dude.

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Like, get the fuck off of me, pig.

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Oh, man.

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It's so much fun.

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It's the only time I'm happy to be running from the cops

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because I'm like, oh, I was going to do a quest,

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but I forgot.

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I've got a bunch of coke and heroin on me.

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Now, they should just go real.

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I'm risking like 30, 40k.

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I got to get to my apartment, or I

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got to get to a paint shop, or get rid of these cops.

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And then getting rid of the cops.

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Why don't other GTA games use this mechanic?

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It's my favorite, like, reduce your manhunt.

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Stars, whatever system.

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It's so fun that you have, in this GTA game,

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if you haven't played Chinatown Wars,

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another thing that baffles me, this is going to keep happening.

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I'm going to side rail a lot.

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Side rail away, bro.

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The DS is one of the best selling handheld consoles

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of all time.

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I understand that Chinatown Wars is not one of the,

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I don't know.

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I don't know where it sits on the selling charts.

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I believe it is the most pirated game on the DS.

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I don't know how well it sold on the DS.

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I think it's one of the Rockstar's biggest failures

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due to piracy.

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I'm going to go out, actually, and say that I looked it up,

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and it is the best selling game of all time

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for any platform to date.

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I looked it up.

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I was like, it's the what?

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It's the what?

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No, it's fucking.

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I looked it up.

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That's what it said.

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Really?

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So what bothers me is how few people, I feel,

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have played this game, even though it's

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the best game on one of the best selling systems ever.

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But anyways, let's get back to the system in Chinatown Wars

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for getting rid of the cops is where you have,

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if I have two stars, immediately to get down from two stars

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to one star, I have to eliminate two cop cars.

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And then I am down to one cop car that I have to get rid of

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to get rid of my one star.

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And then if you fuck up somehow while you're

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in that kind of wanted zone, I guess we'll call it,

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you're on parole.

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Check out that cat's asshole.

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It's like premium content.

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When you're on parole, if you hit another, if you hit a cop

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or do whatever fucked up dumb thing,

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you then have all of those stars back.

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Not just one star.

271
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You're back up to two or three.

272
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You could be two seconds away from getting off scot free

273
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and then you fucking look at a pedestrian wrong.

274
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Get out of here, Jack.

275
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It's not time for editing.

276
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And they're back on your ass like it just started.

277
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,500
But dude, Rammin, those cop cars are driving them into shit.

278
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They always hit everything at 1,000 miles an hour.

279
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It's fucking awesome.

280
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It will just be like pulling up around you at normal speed.

281
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And then they're like, oh, I'm hitting a pylon.

282
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And then just accelerate 200% and just smoke the fuck out.

283
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It's awesome.

284
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It's so satisfying.

285
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And the fact that you forget that the, I don't know what to,

286
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,980
you almost forget this is like a 3D game.

287
00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:44,100
You forget that there is up in like a height to this.

288
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So all of a sudden the car flips and everything

289
00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,700
and comes up off the ground and it just blows you away.

290
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Like what the fuck?

291
00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,220
It looks so good.

292
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,620
It runs so smooth and clean.

293
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It's fucking insane.

294
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It's easily, I think, the best 3D game on the NDS

295
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,100
at least that we've played.

296
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:08,060
Yeah, I mean, I can't think of any argument I want to argue.

297
00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,260
But I can't.

298
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:14,460
Yeah, no, I mean, it does its own thing.

299
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,420
Obviously, this game came out later on in the lifecycle.

300
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And they paid a lot of attention to people trying to really go

301
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far out of their, they went, they were trying to really break

302
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,140
the boundaries of the DS and handheld gaming.

303
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Oh, sure.

304
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And then you see they looked at it and said,

305
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here's what we can do well within it.

306
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Doing the cell shaded graphics.

307
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The looks so fucking clean.

308
00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:43,020
2.5, 3D kind of back down because we will eventually

309
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get to cop the recruit.

310
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Maybe that's a 3DS title.

311
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I know there are other 3D open world games

312
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where they bring the camera down all the way.

313
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:54,620
Oh, shit.

314
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,540
Like, true level?

315
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,820
Right, Transformers is an example.

316
00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,020
Transformers wasn't putting out like this game was.

317
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No.

318
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And it was, and that one honestly was pretty decent.

319
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That's probably why though, right?

320
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,940
Is because you're sacrificing a lot of room

321
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:11,100
to have things when you do, when you have that full screen.

322
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Individual models had a lot more going on in that game.

323
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:18,180
Whereas I feel like they sacrificed a lot of detail

324
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for the on the street elements.

325
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:28,540
NPCs, player model, vehicles, dumpsters, whatever the fuck

326
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you've got going on.

327
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:33,180
But where they make up for that is the scope

328
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of the fucking environment.

329
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Buildings are huge.

330
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Everything has scale to it.

331
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,100
And it looks clean as fuck when you're

332
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driving underneath like an elevated train rail.

333
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,580
Holy fuck, it looks so good.

334
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,420
The music.

335
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,500
Oh, phenomenal.

336
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,540
The reggae station, it's like dub reggae.

337
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,860
It's the fucking, oh my god.

338
00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,700
And then the techno music is just fucking blasting.

339
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,060
The music was so much fun.

340
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,660
Like, this entire game was a package.

341
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:08,660
If you were a music maker, steal some shit

342
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,140
from this fucking soundtrack.

343
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,140
Sample it.

344
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,340
There is so much shit.

345
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,860
Like, foresight is what I think of when

346
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I think of this soundtrack.

347
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,100
Because you could easily throw this onto chill beats

348
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,140
in hip hop to study to thing.

349
00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,060
And they would fit just right in perfectly.

350
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:28,260
You could put some fucking lo-fi effects on a rap voice

351
00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,380
on top of this shit.

352
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,100
Beautiful.

353
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:31,900
Absolutely.

354
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:35,220
If you are a person, commit a crime.

355
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,380
Fucking do it.

356
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,180
Always.

357
00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:40,980
Anytime, if you have the opportunity.

358
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,580
Do you think we have to talk about this for a good idea?

359
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,100
No.

360
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:48,780
Forget the crime.

361
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,500
Fixed it.

362
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,140
Hell yeah, we're good again.

363
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,660
Don't get scared.

364
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,740
Also, don't commit crimes, for real.

365
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,980
But this game made committing crimes a hell of a lot of fun.

366
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:05,060
And I think that's the shtick of a GTA title, right?

367
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,140
You can follow our guided missions,

368
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:10,020
and we will hold your hand as you fuck shit up.

369
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,780
Or you can take the initiative and go fuck shit up

370
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:13,340
on your own.

371
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,220
You are so heavy.

372
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:14,980
Oh my god.

373
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,820
Dude, I tell you, ever since I got the second cat, man,

374
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,260
he's been competitive.

375
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,780
Jesus Christ.

376
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,140
Those cats be shitting a lot now.

377
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,100
It's unfortunate.

378
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:25,940
It is.

379
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,500
It's the life of a cat owner.

380
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,060
Oh, dude.

381
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,900
Just scooping up shit and cleaning up messes.

382
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:35,700
Speaking of messes, I broke a glass.

383
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,460
Yeah, that's why we don't have the same glass.

384
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:44,780
And while I was cleaning up the glass that I had shattered,

385
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,060
this is extremely off topic.

386
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,540
Hm.

387
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:52,420
I had a reminder of this crazy dream that I used to have.

388
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:56,620
When I first started bartending, where I had this dream.

389
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,460
It was reoccurring.

390
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,100
I normally don't have reoccurring dreams.

391
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,540
And anytime there's a broken glass, which was often

392
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:05,580
because that was how people, when they finished a drink,

393
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,780
they would get rid of the glass was by breaking it.

394
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,100
Oh, that's just tradition.

395
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,540
As in dreams.

396
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,220
Right.

397
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,860
And the way that I had to clean up the glass and dispose of it

398
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,580
was by eating it.

399
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,940
Fuck.

400
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,380
That's a rough dream, dude.

401
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:20,660
It is, man.

402
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,540
God.

403
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,900
Fucking brutal.

404
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,460
Not a good one.

405
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,780
Don't eat glass.

406
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,300
It was just inconvenient.

407
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,940
Oh, man.

408
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,100
Relatable, man.

409
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,060
I feel like the older I get, the more damage

410
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,300
I might physically cause myself or the more I

411
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,980
might fuck shit up.

412
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,220
I get so mad.

413
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:43,700
And I'm not even mad that I'm hurting or that I, well,

414
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,060
it depends on what I broke.

415
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,660
But I'd probably be upset that I just broke it.

416
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,620
But then all of the downstream bullshit

417
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,780
that comes with hurting yourself or breaking something

418
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,020
and having to fix it or the money

419
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:58,460
you're going to have to shell out to undo whatever the fuck

420
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,300
you just did in a three second time span.

421
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,780
It's a five second decision.

422
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:03,340
Oh, dude.

423
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:07,220
Three seconds just cost me $200 and four hours of my time.

424
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:07,740
Yep.

425
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,900
Instantly passed.

426
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:16,740
When Steve-O broke his leg, it just like

427
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,020
rolled into fucking issues.

428
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,500
And I remember he said that it was a five second decision

429
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,100
to jump out of the fence to get the frisbee

430
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,500
and then dislocate his knee or something along those lines.

431
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,380
I already know.

432
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:34,180
And it's a five second decision for a fucking $5,000 problem.

433
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,300
And that's the most frustrating part about it

434
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,940
is that if I would have just stopped.

435
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,060
Probably just slowed the fuck down.

436
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:42,780
Gone around and pick that up.

437
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,980
Always.

438
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:44,740
Yeah.

439
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:45,500
Always, dude.

440
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,860
I fucking stepped the handle off my door.

441
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,540
That was why when I dropped that glass glass,

442
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:51,860
it was so slow mo.

443
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,540
You can't totally see it here, but we've got a couple audio

444
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,940
things here.

445
00:16:56,940 --> 00:17:00,700
And the cord was wrapped around my leg.

446
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,980
And I'm the clumsiest person on the planet.

447
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,900
And the cord was around the cup.

448
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,060
And it started pulling the cup.

449
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,020
And I watched all this happening.

450
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,260
And being a bartender long enough,

451
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:14,380
being a bartender long enough even,

452
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,780
I tell people not to catch falling glass.

453
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,020
Let it break.

454
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:19,940
You can sweep it up.

455
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,540
But if you try to catch falling glass,

456
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,100
you stand a chance of it breaking and you catching it

457
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:27,860
as it breaks and just grabbing a fistful of a wine glass.

458
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,140
And I've seen someone do that.

459
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,340
So that's not a good time.

460
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,300
Sorry about your floor.

461
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,700
But it reminds me of the shift training

462
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:40,500
that you get for insert name of pizza restaurant here.

463
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,860
They always drilling it.

464
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:43,860
Don't catch the knife.

465
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:47,060
And don't catch the falling hot pizza.

466
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,300
You know what I do?

467
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,420
I would catch that pizza.

468
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,940
I catch hot pizza all day.

469
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,460
Absolutely.

470
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,980
I catch it like I enjoy doing it.

471
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,740
How can you not?

472
00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:00,740
Getting baby blasted with all that fucking lava

473
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,020
temperature tomato sauce.

474
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,340
How can you not catch it?

475
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,340
It's instinctual.

476
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,420
But yeah, also how could you not enjoy that happening to you?

477
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:08,900
Yeah.

478
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,540
Yeah, a little warmth, a little leaven.

479
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,460
A little workers comp never hurt anybody.

480
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,940
Except for you don't get workers comp.

481
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,620
Because when you work at a pizza place,

482
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:19,220
you probably can't pass a drug test.

483
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:22,300
I feel like I want to be offended by that if I thought

484
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:22,940
that I had an argument.

485
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,740
If you're offended by that, comment in the chat.

486
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,580
Let us know.

487
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,180
Yeah, comment.

488
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,020
Let us know what kind of drugs you do.

489
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,300
At a pizza place.

490
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,620
What drugs wouldn't you do at a pizza place?

491
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,080
We both worked at a pizza place.

492
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,700
I think we both know the answer to that.

493
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,980
That's a good point.

494
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,740
I worked at a KFC where people used to smoke dope in the fucking

495
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,900
walk-in cooler.

496
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:47,380
Oh, dude, if that's all that's happening in the walk-in,

497
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,860
it's fine.

498
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,300
It's fine.

499
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,220
The amount, dude, walk-ins should be illegal.

500
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:53,900
Straight up.

501
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,340
I'm just saying it right now.

502
00:18:55,340 --> 00:19:00,740
We once had to cook up all the ready whip, the cool whip

503
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,860
ready whips.

504
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,860
And it took us months to figure out why the cool whip was

505
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,020
always coming out shitty.

506
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,820
Like, oh, they're just getting that really cheap shit

507
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:09,380
or something.

508
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,380
Right.

509
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,740
And then he got caught on camera just going back there

510
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:16,500
and just huffing the shit out.

511
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,300
Just doing it in front of the camera, dude?

512
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,260
I can't give a fuck, I guess, at that point.

513
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,180
Yeah, I guess.

514
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,420
He did it for months.

515
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:26,340
I mean, supplies and supplies of fucking.

516
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,500
Bro was getting it.

517
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,460
Dude, he had a sweet gig going.

518
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,020
Yeah, you know, can't blame the guy.

519
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,580
We had a dude at the, I never knew the dude.

520
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,700
This was right before I started working there.

521
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:40,220
But I worked at this Little Caesars that was owned by this.

522
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,340
This guy owned a handful of them, like three or four,

523
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,140
I think, in the Colorado area.

524
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,060
But he was an ex-con, and he predominantly

525
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,020
hired ex-cons, second chance kind of thing.

526
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,740
And so I just worked with a bunch of felons,

527
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,380
and it was just me, little Justin Bieber looking ass

528
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,700
motherfucker, working with all these tatted up

529
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,500
Cholos and shit.

530
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500
It was awesome.

531
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,300
It was the best fun I've ever had in my life.

532
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:01,940
But they had to.

533
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,740
You did come home so happy from that job.

534
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:08,420
Dude, I fucking, like honest to God, the pay was dog shit.

535
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,620
And it was literally, I mean, how many miles was that?

536
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,500
That was across all of Fort Collins.

537
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,940
It was all the way across town, dude.

538
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,260
And I work split shifts, so I'd make that trip four times

539
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,740
on a bike.

540
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:22,780
But straight up, that was easily the best job I've ever had.

541
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,780
But they fired some dude for putting his penis

542
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,980
in the dough in the walk-in.

543
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,180
There was a guy I hear that got in trouble for pissing

544
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,020
in the coleslaw.

545
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,520
What?

546
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,300
How do you just get to that point?

547
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:42,420
At the same time, though, I get it in a little bit.

548
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,540
You resonate with that?

549
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:44,780
Yeah, 10 years.

550
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,940
Because these people, I mean, I don't know how long they

551
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,220
worked at these places.

552
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:52,460
But say you've done 10 years at the same KFC Taco Bell

553
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,780
in fucking shit hole Nebraska.

554
00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:55,620
Sure.

555
00:20:55,620 --> 00:21:00,100
And just like somebody just fucks with you the wrong way.

556
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,500
And you just snap.

557
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,460
And you're just like, I'm here.

558
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,820
I don't know, though, because whoever you're

559
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,460
trying to get revenge on, right?

560
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:07,340
That guy's gone.

561
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:07,940
Yeah.

562
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,860
Now you're just giving grandma a heart attack.

563
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:12,220
Yeah, you're just pissing in some slaw.

564
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,500
Oh, a little slaw piss.

565
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,060
A little slaw piece.

566
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,020
I mean, I could absolutely resonate

567
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:22,780
with dunking your balls in some asshole's taco

568
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,860
and giving it to him.

569
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:24,700
Absolutely.

570
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,500
All day.

571
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,180
No problem.

572
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,020
No qualms here.

573
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:32,620
But just straight friendly firing all people

574
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:33,660
that enjoy coleslaw.

575
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,420
Yeah, I know.

576
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,100
Jesus, that's harsh.

577
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,460
As a person that doesn't really like coleslaw, though,

578
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,460
fuck you, slaw eater.

579
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:40,580
You just piss in their slaw.

580
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,580
Dude, slaw is so good.

581
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,260
What the fuck?

582
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,060
I hazard a guess.

583
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,620
You just don't like vegetables.

584
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:49,980
I enjoy Southwest slaw, in fact.

585
00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:50,860
Is that salad?

586
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,420
It sounds like it's with ranch.

587
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,460
No, it's not with ranch.

588
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,220
It's I don't know what the difference is.

589
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,260
Maybe it's a sweeter mayonnaise or something.

590
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,820
A sweeter mayonnaise.

591
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,900
It's more of a mayonnaise, maybe even,

592
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,100
because the Southwest slaw is white.

593
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,140
There's no carrots in it.

594
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,980
I don't really fuck with carrots too much.

595
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,980
That's why I'm blind.

596
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,340
That makes sense.

597
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,220
That tracks, actually.

598
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,300
Yeah, it's facts.

599
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:15,460
So what you're saying is you do like slaw.

600
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,300
You're just particular about how to make it?

601
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,380
I'm just particular about my slaw.

602
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,060
Yeah, I went my whole near and dear.

603
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,780
Again, friendly fire.

604
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:25,380
Just fucking banishing all slaw eaters,

605
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,500
only to find out that you actually like slaw.

606
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,020
Yeah, I've always tried coleslaw.

607
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,620
I always wanted to like coleslaw.

608
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:32,620
That's just something every time I eat it,

609
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,580
I'm like, mm, I don't fucking like it.

610
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:35,500
Coleslaw's fire.

611
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,260
Is it uncooked cabbage?

612
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,380
Yeah, it's cabbage, but you wilt the absolute shit out of it,

613
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,660
draw out a lot of the moisture.

614
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,780
So you salt the ever-living fuck out of it,

615
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,620
and it gets really soft and melty.

616
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,460
See, it's probably uncooked cabbage

617
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,340
is what I don't like about it.

618
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:49,620
Oh, it's so crispy and creamy.

619
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,700
Because I enjoy cooked cabbage,

620
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,260
but I don't like raw cabbage.

621
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:53,620
I just like raw cabbage.

622
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,540
Yeah, I just feel like you're missing out.

623
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:59,460
We are a Nintendo DS focus podcast.

624
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,300
Absolutely.

625
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,300
Video cast.

626
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,140
That's all we talk about.

627
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,980
That's all that we do.

628
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:08,860
If you didn't know, slaw does relate to this game

629
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,460
in the sense that you work at a Chinese place

630
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:14,460
that makes probably egg rolls.

631
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,020
Oh.

632
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:25,020
And I guess sometimes you might find cabbage in an egg roll.

633
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,460
Isn't his uncle a fucking dick?

634
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:30,260
Dude, that guy sucks balls, dude.

635
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,340
Like your dad dies and his brother.

636
00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:35,620
And he's like, yeah, that's real sad.

637
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,340
Business, business, business.

638
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,820
I need to have a big penis.

639
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,180
Do my bidding.

640
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:45,180
I always forget about how in every GTA game,

641
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,020
everyone sucks.

642
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,860
All the characters.

643
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:48,700
All the characters.

644
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,020
I'm not saying the worst fucking,

645
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:53,060
the main character is just this relatable person usually

646
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:56,340
that's just trying to fucking get by.

647
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,180
Sometimes.

648
00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,140
In some sleazy way.

649
00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:58,980
Sometimes, yeah.

650
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,500
I'm not saying they're a good person,

651
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,420
but in comparison to everyone around them,

652
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,940
they seem to be the most rational.

653
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,140
Arguably, I guess it depends on the GTA.

654
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:09,580
I'm not talking about GTA V.

655
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,980
I'm literally over here only thinking about GTA V.

656
00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:13,180
Outside of GTA V.

657
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,780
I mean Vice City, not Vice, yeah, Vice City,

658
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:20,380
I mean, same deal, you're working for some crazy fucking

659
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:23,220
drug dealer types and you're like kind of forced

660
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,460
into this whole thing.

661
00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,580
That's fair.

662
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:29,340
GTA III, I have barely played the story in that one.

663
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,300
So I can't say.

664
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,300
I don't remember it at all.

665
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,540
San Andreas, absolutely.

666
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,300
CJ is the level headed dude.

667
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,140
Oh, for sure.

668
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:38,700
He's not trying to do this shit.

669
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,740
Dude could be a CIA guy for sure.

670
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:41,580
Absolutely.

671
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:42,660
He's sharp as a tack.

672
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:45,380
And then this game.

673
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,020
So I'm comparing to like three games.

674
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,660
But that's, I mean, that sounds like a controlling majority

675
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,340
of the existing GTA titles.

676
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,180
Yeah.

677
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,260
So I'll take that.

678
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,460
So, and I just feel like the people around you

679
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,100
are just so irrational.

680
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,740
It reminds me of Postal.

681
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,420
Especially like it's something I've never,

682
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:03,580
a connection I've never made of.

683
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:06,220
Obviously, I don't know.

684
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,580
I'm curious, was Postal 2 considered a GTA clone?

685
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:14,380
Because GTA clones, so when GTA came out,

686
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:19,380
afterwards, anything that was a free roaming open world game

687
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:27,300
that was 3D was kind of considered a GTA clone.

688
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:27,820
OK.

689
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,780
Postal 2 is kind of like that.

690
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,340
It's extremely as violent as can be.

691
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:34,980
It's as offensive as can be.

692
00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:38,260
Kind of like GTA games.

693
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,700
The difference I would say is that it

694
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:45,020
seems like Grand Theft Auto is not offensive on purpose,

695
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,620
necessarily.

696
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:50,740
Whereas Postal is offensive on purpose.

697
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,940
And then they write the story around that.

698
00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:53,500
Whereas these.

699
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,740
I would say they're both offensive.

700
00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:59,500
I feel like Postal is just like, we're

701
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,100
doing this for the sole sake of being vulgar and disgusting

702
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,020
and in your face and fuck you.

703
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:08,220
Whereas GTA is like, we play a game,

704
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,900
but we play a game with penis in hand.

705
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:13,180
I don't understand.

706
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,460
They get it.

707
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:17,300
I hope.

708
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:23,500
See, I feel like this one's more of a Conker's meets Zelda.

709
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,740
And I'm talking about the other one, not GTA.

710
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,500
You're talking about Postal.

711
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,140
Conker's meets Zelda.

712
00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:36,460
Yeah.

713
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:38,700
Without the platforming.

714
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:39,300
Yeah.

715
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,820
So call it the writing of Conker's or Conkey.

716
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:45,820
I want to say that you haven't played Postal 2.

717
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:46,900
I have played Postal 2.

718
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,420
I haven't played whatever the Squirrel, the vulgar Squirrel

719
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:49,940
game is.

720
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:54,740
Because Postal 2 has some, like, it's very on the nose.

721
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,580
But they are making some very valid,

722
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,300
there's some very valid, like, they're

723
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:03,500
making a statement with the offensiveness.

724
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,420
And you say that, but you also have to think

725
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:11,260
about time and fucking place.

726
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,380
As soon as you said it, they're making a statement.

727
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,460
I immediately wanted to cut my nuts off.

728
00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:19,780
PC culture has totally shifted, is what I will say.

729
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,500
I mean.

730
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:27,100
And now when people are worried about being politically correct,

731
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,700
it leans more to satisfying the left.

732
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,860
When that game came out.

733
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:35,220
I don't know, Cyberpunk 2077, you could have a chick with a dick.

734
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,140
PC definitely leans more to the right.

735
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:39,580
Like, PC is more about satisfying people to the right.

736
00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:41,660
The fancier, the wealthier, the richer.

737
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,820
Boobs and a dick.

738
00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:44,460
It's the best of both worlds.

739
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,860
I don't understand your argument.

740
00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,220
Cyberpunk 2077.

741
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:48,060
What about it?

742
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:51,180
You can make a character who has a penis and also titties.

743
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,900
What does that have to do with being, like?

744
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,380
And you can look at him.

745
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:56,940
I'm just saying it's also making a point.

746
00:27:56,940 --> 00:28:00,620
So when Postal 2 came out, there was a lot of shit

747
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:04,340
going on about video games being violent, the cause of violence.

748
00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:04,860
Sure.

749
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:08,220
This is around the time of 9-11 and brown people

750
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,780
just being fucking blamed.

751
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,980
They go and they make a full argument about that.

752
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:16,460
And like, they make a joke about who actually does the bombing

753
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:19,780
and the fucking Muslims getting all the blame for it.

754
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:20,420
Yeah.

755
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:23,660
There's a lot of just raunchy shit in there.

756
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:27,140
But there's also, they are making some like South Park.

757
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,580
It's South Park.

758
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,460
Satire.

759
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:30,100
Yes.

760
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,900
It's a very Satire South Park kind of humor.

761
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:38,380
And you get a little bit of that, I think, in Postal.

762
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:39,260
In GTA.

763
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:39,900
Oh, in GTA?

764
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,740
Sure.

765
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:44,180
The dialogue, I mean, all of the characters suck ass.

766
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,780
But the dialogue is fucking great.

767
00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,980
It's so fucking funny.

768
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:50,620
Some of the shit that they say, it almost makes me think,

769
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,540
oh, this is just a dogshit translation.

770
00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:55,060
And then I'm like, nope.

771
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,580
That's how they wrote this.

772
00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,700
This is great, actually.

773
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,700
This is hilarious.

774
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:02,540
Do you encounter the American dude that wants you to,

775
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,620
he needs a gun?

776
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,420
I don't think so.

777
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:07,700
Because you can just pick up random side quests.

778
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:08,380
Right, yeah.

779
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,620
You could find people's shit.

780
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:13,300
And this guy, this redneck that's like, boy, come over here.

781
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,540
Where are you from?

782
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,620
He's like, I'm from China.

783
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:19,300
He's like, talking about, first thing

784
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,500
goes on this thing about all the foreigners and all this

785
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,460
and that, and China's taken all of our jobs and blah, blah,

786
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:25,460
blah.

787
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,900
And then he talks about how he needs a gun.

788
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,300
And he can't get a gun because he's a felon.

789
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:34,300
So he needs you to go rob some guns from the ammunition trucks.

790
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,140
Nice.

791
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:38,060
And then at the end, he's like, talk

792
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:39,980
about how much he's always liked Chinese people.

793
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,620
Or he only talks good about the Chinese or something like that.

794
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:43,100
Oh my god.

795
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,980
It's just this perfect stereotype of the character.

796
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,500
I love that.

797
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,380
That's so great.

798
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:51,460
The fucking side quests are fucking awesome.

799
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,980
I totally forgot about them.

800
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:54,620
I don't remember.

801
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,900
I've played through this game.

802
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:56,860
Well, not all the way through.

803
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,420
But I have played this game before.

804
00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:01,180
I don't remember any side quests, to be honest.

805
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,700
But those were awesome.

806
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,900
I picked one up from a hot dog vendor.

807
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:05,700
I don't remember.

808
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,460
I had to go to his house because he thought his wife was

809
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:10,500
cheating on him or something.

810
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,140
And he had to go, or no, yeah, he

811
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,780
thought his wife was cheating on him.

812
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,500
So you had to go plant a tracker on her car

813
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,620
and then follow the car.

814
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,380
And I don't remember exactly how it ended,

815
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:24,100
but I'm pretty sure a bunch of people died.

816
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,180
That was awesome.

817
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,700
Yeah.

818
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,220
Terrible money maker.

819
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:29,420
Sell drugs for money.

820
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:29,980
Yeah.

821
00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:31,380
The missions give you no money at all.

822
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,460
You get $50, $100.

823
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,580
Meanwhile, I drove across town and I made $32,000

824
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:39,620
from heroin and fucking barbiturates.

825
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,420
It is so fun, dude.

826
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:42,940
Oh my god.

827
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,460
Fucking.

828
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,100
It's just a great excuse to explore

829
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,740
and to take advantage of the driving mechanics, which

830
00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:51,100
are fucking great.

831
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,100
They are so good.

832
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,100
And that was, you have to do the one where you're defending.

833
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,500
Like you're trying to help the guy win the race.

834
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,500
Did you do that mission?

835
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:58,980
Oh, yeah.

836
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,460
You have to hold off all of the other racers.

837
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,700
Because he's so bad.

838
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,940
The guy that you're trying to protect is so bad.

839
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:08,620
But it makes you, then it opens up the racing.

840
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:09,740
Yeah.

841
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,020
Dude, that's so fun.

842
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,980
You can waste, or you can waste, you can win the race.

843
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,340
I think I said you can waste.

844
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:20,340
Either by winning, you can also get wasted.

845
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:25,060
But you can win by winning the race or via attrition.

846
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:26,260
Dealers choice.

847
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,020
Via what?

848
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,660
Attrition.

849
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:30,020
If nobody else is left across the finish line,

850
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:30,940
you win by default.

851
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:31,440
Yeah.

852
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:31,940
Yeah.

853
00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:33,500
Yeah.

854
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,900
It's a lot of fucking fun.

855
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,860
The vehicle mechanics make this game for me, honestly.

856
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,420
If they were not good, this would

857
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,180
have been a different experience, I think.

858
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,660
It's really impressive, too, the size of the screen

859
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:45,020
that you have.

860
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:48,180
And you don't ever feel claustrophobic,

861
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,780
like you can't see ahead.

862
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,460
You always have the response time.

863
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,660
I felt like it did it first.

864
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,860
But I got used to it really quickly.

865
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,900
I feel like you learned the town really well.

866
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,940
When I was playing this game, I think,

867
00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:06,140
so this came out around the time of GTA IV, I believe.

868
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,380
That would make sense.

869
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,100
Yeah, I think you're right, honestly.

870
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,380
And so I remember going on playing,

871
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:14,260
I remember playing GTA IV years and years later

872
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:16,140
after playing this game.

873
00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:21,140
And driving through and seeing that archway thing that's

874
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,220
in the middle, it's not really a roundabout,

875
00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,140
but your road kind of splits around it.

876
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,980
And there's this archway that's in GTA IV as well.

877
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,460
Because this is Liberty City that you're playing in.

878
00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,420
And the moment I saw that, I was kind of like,

879
00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,140
I know where I am and where I'm going.

880
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,780
And it's not to the T.

881
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:39,340
It's a simplified version.

882
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:39,860
Yeah.

883
00:32:39,860 --> 00:32:41,300
The layout is roughly the same.

884
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,460
Yeah, you're right.

885
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,860
Once I figured that out, I was kind of like,

886
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,700
I remember playing GTA IV and just immediately

887
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:48,900
being a little bit more cognitive of where I was at

888
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,980
and where I needed to be.

889
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:50,580
That's awesome.

890
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,100
You know, to get somewhere.

891
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,380
Yeah, that's the other cool thing about the drug dealing

892
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:57,700
and doing that on the side in between your missions

893
00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,060
is then when you're running some missions,

894
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,740
you end up seeing an area in your,

895
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:06,660
you know already the weird twist coming up on that road.

896
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:07,180
Oh, sure.

897
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:09,260
Because you've been taking that to get to the Jamaican

898
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:10,500
all this time.

899
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:11,500
Yeah, dude.

900
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,860
Oh, you get those fucking dealer routes.

901
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,660
They'll hit you up, send you a text, like, hey, man.

902
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,540
I'm feeding super fucking hard.

903
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:22,420
I will pay whatever the fuck you want for weed or for coke

904
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,460
or whatever.

905
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:26,140
And then I'm just dropping every penny I have.

906
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:29,420
I'm running this dude as much blow as possible

907
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:31,460
and just making out like a bandit.

908
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,460
But then you get those roads down.

909
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:36,740
You pick up a Roadster or some kind of speedy fucking car,

910
00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:38,780
and you're just ripping up those roads.

911
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,820
And then you clip a cop car, and you're like, oh, fuck.

912
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:41,620
Oh, fuck.

913
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:45,380
And then you end up being a fucking drug kingpin

914
00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,980
because you get that coke deal where that, you know,

915
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:49,740
someone's trying to sell a bunch of coke

916
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:51,300
and you don't have anyone to sell it to.

917
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,220
I mean, you could take it to the people that normally buy it

918
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:54,340
for a markup.

919
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:56,820
Or you could take it home and put it in your stash box

920
00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,580
and wait to get the email that someone needs it.

921
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,420
And then that's when you make, like you said, that 32K.

922
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:05,180
I'm going to go buy a fucking apartment.

923
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,260
And that feels good.

924
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:07,420
It does a really good.

925
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,620
It's so funny because when the missions give you

926
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:14,740
so little money, you know, guns are costly and all this stuff.

927
00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:18,340
It gives so much more weight to the money

928
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:19,660
you get from drug dealing.

929
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:21,060
Oh, absolutely.

930
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:25,140
Yeah, you legitimately don't get shit for doing missions.

931
00:34:25,140 --> 00:34:28,060
You have to, like you have to do drug deals.

932
00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:30,380
I legitimately don't know.

933
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:34,060
I mean, if you, because I didn't actually go buy any guns.

934
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:38,140
I only used whatever weapons I could find in dumpsters,

935
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:40,140
which honest to God, I'm not going to lie to you,

936
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,260
was like two or three.

937
00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,540
Other than that, I would just like farm this one spot

938
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:48,460
for body armor and I would go to the gas station

939
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:51,900
and I would fill up like 20 or 30 Molotov cocktails.

940
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,460
And then I would just be handing those out

941
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:56,060
like fucking Santa Claus on Christmas day, dude.

942
00:34:56,060 --> 00:35:00,180
Just everyone have a Molotov, have a Molotov.

943
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,940
Just get a fucking Molotov for their birthday, dude.

944
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:03,780
Especially with the races, dude.

945
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,420
Oh, using those things from the car,

946
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:08,540
it's like the only way to do vehicular assault

947
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:12,100
in this game, short of like, well, using the vehicle.

948
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:12,940
The car.

949
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,020
But you need that thing to race.

950
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,500
Yeah, they take hits.

951
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,820
They take hits and they'll blow the fuck up.

952
00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:20,020
That's tragic.

953
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:22,940
Motorcycles are completely useless, I felt like.

954
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,620
There's so much fun though, dude.

955
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,060
Yeah, you fucking, they go so fast.

956
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:27,900
They go too fast, dude.

957
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:28,740
They go too fast.

958
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:31,060
And then you smoke something and that's it.

959
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:31,940
That's it, you're dead.

960
00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,780
If a cop hits you, you're done.

961
00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:34,820
Yeah, you're just fucked.

962
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:37,660
There is no taking them off the road.

963
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,460
Oh, fuck no.

964
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,700
But I do just love the art.

965
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,980
And we talked about this in the last episode.

966
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:47,140
But the shot of you on the bike from the top

967
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:50,140
is just such a genius use of.

968
00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:51,180
It looks so good.

969
00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:54,260
And I honestly, I couldn't look at that

970
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:57,900
and then try to replicate that in a pixel drawer,

971
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,660
drawing application, something like that.

972
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:00,780
Yeah, absolutely.

973
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,100
It's really well done.

974
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,740
And at no point was I ever like, what am I looking at?

975
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:06,900
I could tell.

976
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,340
I could see NPCs, which honestly, when you think about it,

977
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:13,180
it looks like a top down view of a Minecraft character.

978
00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:16,100
You've got a blob for the head, blobs for the shoulders,

979
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,820
and then you'll see the arms and legs kind of move

980
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,220
as they're walking or whatever.

981
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,940
But it looks so fucking clean.

982
00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,500
The refresh rate is insane.

983
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,860
I don't know what it is.

984
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,140
It's probably not crazy.

985
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,700
Did you play this on the emulator

986
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,020
so that you could up the graphics?

987
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,860
I didn't even really want to do that.

988
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:36,300
It looks so good just on the NDS itself.

989
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:40,900
If I do that, I think I will stream it on here.

990
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,380
Yeah.

991
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:42,180
Maybe don't.

992
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:43,020
I would think about it.

993
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,180
Do a little gameplay stream.

994
00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,220
Yeah, I just want to see.

995
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:49,220
I can only imagine it looks just fucking beautiful upscaled.

996
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,980
It looks incredible the way it is.

997
00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:52,060
Yeah, it does.

998
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:56,300
I saw a preview for the PSP version of this.

999
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,300
And I don't know if it was just that the,

1000
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:02,380
I mean, I was watching the trailer from 2009 or 10.

1001
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:02,900
Sure.

1002
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:07,980
And I felt like this looked better.

1003
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:12,380
I don't know if it's just that from the video,

1004
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:16,340
if the video was old or if I'm biased to the DS.

1005
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:18,980
But I did feel like, because it seemed

1006
00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:22,860
like looking at the PSP version, they tried using,

1007
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:25,620
I imagine they have more polygons to use.

1008
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,260
I don't know if I'm using that right.

1009
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:28,260
Man, however the fuck it works.

1010
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:29,060
I don't know.

1011
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:32,020
But it looks like they kind of tried too hard

1012
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,300
to make it look a little too realistic.

1013
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,140
They kept, and with the DS, they kept it cartoony.

1014
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,700
The comic book paneling, it was great.

1015
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:43,980
It was such a good way of, I mean,

1016
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:46,100
what hasn't been said about this game?

1017
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,140
My god.

1018
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:51,980
The one downside for this game is the lack of cheat codes.

1019
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,140
That's my only.

1020
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:53,780
Were there any?

1021
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:54,380
Yeah, there are.

1022
00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:55,140
What the fuck?

1023
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,860
Yeah, you can get armor, you get health,

1024
00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:00,660
you can change the weather, you can get weapons.

1025
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:02,420
You can change your wanted level.

1026
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:03,580
What?

1027
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:03,980
But.

1028
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,260
Are they button mash inputs?

1029
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,460
Or is it just a set of.

1030
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:09,820
It's like LL, YX, YS.

1031
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,700
I didn't even think to look it up, dude.

1032
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,260
That's annoying.

1033
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:16,900
Well, without cheat codes, once again,

1034
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:20,420
it gives the money more gravity.

1035
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,300
That's true, man.

1036
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,180
I try not to fuck around with cheat codes

1037
00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:25,340
because I just instantly don't want to play anymore.

1038
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,740
My favorite way to do cheat codes,

1039
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:31,340
San Andreas is the best example of this.

1040
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:34,780
Where they've got flying cars cheat code.

1041
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,140
So you just.

1042
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:38,300
There's something so fun about.

1043
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,140
And it's nostalgia, I'm sure.

1044
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:42,940
But you're just as likely to fucking kill yourself

1045
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,940
flying cars as to actually have a.

1046
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:48,220
It's a good time, though, because that's not to.

1047
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,180
That's not to give you a benefit, right?

1048
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,140
That's not.

1049
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:54,300
It's not cheating to give yourself an advantage.

1050
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,740
It's just to experience another way of playing the game.

1051
00:38:56,740 --> 00:39:00,620
Or like they've got super bunny hops on San Andreas.

1052
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:03,500
So your bike just like you can do the super jumps

1053
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:07,380
and the super jumps are always fun because you.

1054
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:11,140
When you land from a super jump, it hurts you.

1055
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,260
So you always have to land higher than where you jumped from.

1056
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:18,300
And then that adds a whole different game within the game

1057
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:21,020
that you can kind of play when you get bored of.

1058
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:21,860
Because if you are.

1059
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:22,380
Yeah.

1060
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:25,220
If you are a GTA fan, you've probably

1061
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:29,900
put so many fucking hours into that game that I mean before GTA

1062
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,340
five, where now you can go online

1063
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:33,700
and there's all kinds of customized games.

1064
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,180
I'm sure that other people experience making up

1065
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:38,580
your own game playing GTA.

1066
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,620
But just GTA.

1067
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:42,780
Just like just running around and playing

1068
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:47,060
in the world of Grand Theft Auto is just fun.

1069
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,620
You don't have to have an objective.

1070
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,140
You don't have to have a goal.

1071
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,900
You don't have to have a game made quest.

1072
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,700
You can just go around and fuck off.

1073
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:59,340
And I mean, just drive and live in the sim for a little bit.

1074
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,860
Run somebody over by accident.

1075
00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:03,060
All of a sudden, shit's real and you're just popping off

1076
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:03,980
and it just goes from there.

1077
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:06,060
And you're just driving from one end of the city

1078
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,900
to the other having fun.

1079
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:08,540
Yeah.

1080
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:12,140
And this game did such a great job

1081
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:15,980
of giving you those reasons to be in that you didn't

1082
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:20,580
have to tell yourself to follow those rules because you

1083
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:24,780
had $30,000 of cocaine on you.

1084
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:25,740
Oh, dude.

1085
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,580
Never grandma so hard in a car.

1086
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:28,300
Oh, man.

1087
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:31,380
It's when you're just strapped to the hilt with heroin

1088
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,020
just trying to hit a cop car.

1089
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:35,380
There is this song Float On by Modest Mouse

1090
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:40,780
that has the line, it's about hitting a cop car

1091
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,020
and the cop just drove away.

1092
00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:45,300
Sometimes life's OK.

1093
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,940
I felt that so many times.

1094
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,460
I think of that line all the time when I played this game

1095
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,380
because you just barely bump into the cop.

1096
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:51,900
Yeah.

1097
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,020
And they just drive on.

1098
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,580
You're like, fucking thank God.

1099
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,260
Oh, man.

1100
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:55,900
I did not.

1101
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:57,220
I didn't have the health for that.

1102
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,620
My car is smoking right now.

1103
00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,420
Right.

1104
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:02,220
Dude, I've had a couple where I swear to God,

1105
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:05,860
I barely scooted a cop car a little bit.

1106
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:07,380
And he's like, nope, two stars.

1107
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,780
Let's go.

1108
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:10,900
And other times, I've just straight up t-boned

1109
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,900
and absolutely murdered whoever the fuck was driving it.

1110
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,540
And they're like, you're good, dude.

1111
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,180
Take off.

1112
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,300
You run over the cop and you see him bleeding out.

1113
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,700
And there's the other cop just walking down the street.

1114
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:20,100
Walk by.

1115
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,100
He doesn't give a fuck.

1116
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,740
And then I'll curb check a pedestrian.

1117
00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:26,660
Who's jaywalking?

1118
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:27,660
OK.

1119
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,980
And they're like, holy fuck.

1120
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:30,660
Get the helicopters in this motherfucker.

1121
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,660
We've got to take out this terrorist.

1122
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:38,060
That is, I want to, when I play this game and upscale it,

1123
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,940
I want to do the cheat code to see what it's

1124
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:42,020
like playing with five stars.

1125
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:43,060
Fuck.

1126
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:44,180
I'm not going to lie, dude.

1127
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,700
I never pushed it past two.

1128
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,660
I think I did three at one point.

1129
00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:48,460
You're crazy.

1130
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,420
And yeah, it's nuts.

1131
00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:51,260
Three is fucking, they're so hard to survive.

1132
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:51,740
Dude, they're brutal.

1133
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:52,980
Even at two, they're brutal.

1134
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:56,300
Did you do that quest where you had to go and,

1135
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,260
I don't remember exactly what the setup for this was.

1136
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:03,500
But some dude flew in and he was in critical condition.

1137
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,180
But he was also a wanted fugitive

1138
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:08,460
or he was an inmate in transit or something like that.

1139
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,020
And so there's like 15 cop cars all with sirens and an ambulance

1140
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:14,340
to escort him to the hospital or something.

1141
00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,100
And you have to just drive up on the airport

1142
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,940
and jack the ambulance and drive away with him?

1143
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:19,460
No.

1144
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,940
OK, well, let me tell you about it.

1145
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:22,740
You do all of those things I just mentioned.

1146
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,220
You drive off, instant two stars.

1147
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:28,620
And not only are you trying to now escape with like 15

1148
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:33,100
cop cars chasing you, but the dude will occasionally flatline

1149
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,860
and you have to like spam press on the dude's heart

1150
00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:37,940
on the bottom screen in order to revive him

1151
00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:39,180
so he doesn't fucking die.

1152
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,220
I didn't forget that far in this part.

1153
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:41,780
Fuck, dude.

1154
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,740
That one was fucking me up.

1155
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:44,780
That was a good one, dude.

1156
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:46,500
It was like stupid little mini games,

1157
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,620
but they were a lot of fun.

1158
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:51,100
And it never feels gimmicky when there is something

1159
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,900
that should feel gimmicky.

1160
00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:56,860
Breaking into a car and having to unscrew the panel

1161
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:59,900
and pull the wires over and then twist the fucking wires

1162
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,460
together and you've got this timer going of when

1163
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:03,860
you're fucking when it's going to go.

1164
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,420
I didn't notice the timer for like until the third one.

1165
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,980
And then I was like, all of this.

1166
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:09,380
I was like, this is just.

1167
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:12,020
Honestly, I was like, this is kind of gimmicky and dumb.

1168
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:14,660
And then I noticed the timer and I was like, oh, fuck.

1169
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,380
And I instantly almost fucked it up.

1170
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,220
I still don't know what happens if you fail,

1171
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,260
but I got really close.

1172
00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:24,260
Your alarm just goes off and then cops might come over.

1173
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:24,780
Yeah.

1174
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:27,300
Have you ever had them show up at a drug deal?

1175
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,380
Yeah, dude.

1176
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:29,380
Fuck.

1177
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:31,140
That one threw me by surprise.

1178
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,940
That's why I always have a car parked near with my.

1179
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:36,540
It happened to me the first time at that park

1180
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:39,180
where you have to hop the fence over and the dude's like fucking

1181
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,580
three and a half miles in.

1182
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:42,980
I mean, I think they do that.

1183
00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:43,620
On purpose.

1184
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:44,580
Yeah, for sure.

1185
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,500
Yeah, that one fucked me a few times.

1186
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,060
Some dude deep in the projects and the cops show up.

1187
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,700
You're like, you texted me telling me.

1188
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:56,820
Oh, yeah.

1189
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:59,780
I see what's happening here.

1190
00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:00,620
God, it sucks.

1191
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,540
I'm like, we're homies.

1192
00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:03,220
We've done so many deals together.

1193
00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:05,900
I have sold you tens of thousands of dollars worth

1194
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:06,780
of heroin.

1195
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,540
One thing that I thought was really funny

1196
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:11,740
was when going to the Jamaicans, they have.

1197
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:15,620
And it doesn't matter if you're going to the mob,

1198
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:19,460
the Jamaicans, the Chinatown.

1199
00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,180
I mean, it doesn't matter where you are.

1200
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,780
It's a white guy drug dealer.

1201
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:23,340
Always.

1202
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,460
Every time.

1203
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:26,140
And it's the funniest fucking.

1204
00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,180
Shit cracks me up, dude.

1205
00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:28,260
It seems so out of place.

1206
00:44:28,260 --> 00:44:33,340
And in the phone, the name relates to the nationality.

1207
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,260
Right.

1208
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,620
In some way, shape, or form.

1209
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:35,900
Yeah.

1210
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,300
Then you get there and it just looks

1211
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,500
like some dude named Jerry.

1212
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,780
Some crackhead dude.

1213
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:43,300
They all have the same little voice line

1214
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,020
that they throw out.

1215
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,820
Yeah.

1216
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:47,380
That is also one of my favorite things that reminded me of GTA

1217
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,780
2 was just the shit that you hear people.

1218
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:53,700
There's like, I don't know, 18 pre-recorded lines

1219
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,860
that people will yell out.

1220
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:58,700
Yo, it's hilarious, dude.

1221
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,780
All of the little menus that would pop up, too,

1222
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:03,620
that kind of incorporated use of the touch

1223
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,780
screen in some way.

1224
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:08,500
Most of it was honestly completely unnecessary.

1225
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,140
But it wasn't implemented in a way that felt unnecessary.

1226
00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,340
You said for the menu.

1227
00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:13,940
Yeah.

1228
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:15,700
For some of the menus, just the way

1229
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:18,220
that the bottom screen was used.

1230
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,700
You roll up on a drug deal and you interact with the drug

1231
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,260
dealer, and then you both have a container of some sort

1232
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:24,860
to open.

1233
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:26,780
And that's how you select if you're buying or selling.

1234
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:27,260
Yeah.

1235
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:30,220
You can click on the dude's bag or open his trunk

1236
00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,820
and select whatever he's got.

1237
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,540
Just I like that.

1238
00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:35,020
Yeah.

1239
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:38,340
When you're throwables, you have to tap select

1240
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:41,460
and then fling in a direction to throw them on.

1241
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:43,260
And it worked well.

1242
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,100
It just worked well.

1243
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,260
I enjoyed that a lot.

1244
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:49,740
The menu, I thought it was great.

1245
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:52,580
It's supposed to be a PDA that you have.

1246
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,260
And there's something so satisfying

1247
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:55,740
about sliding through it.

1248
00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:57,580
And it like click, click, click.

1249
00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,340
Depending on how far you slide it,

1250
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:05,140
depending on how far it will go, it feels like a PDA.

1251
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,460
I was really impressed by it, actually.

1252
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:11,380
There's a lot of little things like that that I'm like, OK,

1253
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,220
this game maybe cost a little bit to make.

1254
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,860
They took some time putting this thing together.

1255
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,740
It's clean, top to bottom, I think, truly.

1256
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:26,140
And so you make this game, it gets totally pirated.

1257
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:29,620
So you know that your sales numbers are not actually

1258
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:33,700
based on what came out due to the content.

1259
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:36,380
If anything, people fucking love this game.

1260
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,540
It was downloaded so many times.

1261
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:41,860
So why not use any?

1262
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:44,740
I mean, I understand the touch screen things.

1263
00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:46,540
That makes sense of why not.

1264
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:49,180
But just those certain elements in the game,

1265
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:54,220
I think like we said, the drug dealing and the cop,

1266
00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,020
getting rid of the cops.

1267
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:58,780
Another thing I'd also like to see in GTA 6

1268
00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:02,500
that was part of GTA 2, I don't know if it was in GTA 1.

1269
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,740
I never played GTA 1.

1270
00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:04,620
I didn't either.

1271
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:11,180
GTA 2, there is different gangs you can do favors for.

1272
00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:14,940
And as you do more games, your favor up on the triads,

1273
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:18,220
but that means that the Yakuza goes down.

1274
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:18,740
Right.

1275
00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:19,260
Right.

1276
00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,100
And the mafia stays in the middle

1277
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:23,140
because they don't fucking care.

1278
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:23,700
What?

1279
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:25,220
It's current favor 1.0.

1280
00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:25,700
Yeah.

1281
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:26,100
Yeah.

1282
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:26,940
That's absolutely right.

1283
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:27,700
Fucking garbage.

1284
00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:29,180
You know they did away with that completely?

1285
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:29,780
Really?

1286
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,020
Favor is not a thing anymore.

1287
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:32,380
Thank god.

1288
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:33,700
For like a year now.

1289
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,580
Oh, that's such a good thing to get rid of.

1290
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,580
I'm fucking annoyed, dude.

1291
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:38,580
I've done favor on like three different accounts.

1292
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:42,740
Well, it's the question of student debt, I guess, right?

1293
00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:48,020
Are you so selfish that you can't be happy that it's gone?

1294
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:50,780
Fuck off.

1295
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:51,900
Because I saw that also.

1296
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,740
Let me be grumpy because I don't feel like I got it.

1297
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:54,980
They're changing something too about like thieving

1298
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,860
to make thieving experience easier.

1299
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,420
And that's why I'm like, fuck you.

1300
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,940
No, don't do that.

1301
00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,380
That's bullshit.

1302
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,980
I don't feel like it needs to be easier.

1303
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:04,900
No, I don't think so.

1304
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,340
Just go to Ardune, bro.

1305
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,740
Just like, I don't know.

1306
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,980
It takes away from the 99 then, right?

1307
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:10,500
I guess.

1308
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:13,540
You can do that shit on mobile brainlessly.

1309
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:16,260
It's like it's easier than fletching.

1310
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,540
What did you say about me?

1311
00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:18,300
Sorry.

1312
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:18,820
That's right.

1313
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:19,860
Sorry about that.

1314
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:22,260
This podcast was almost called About Arrows,

1315
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:25,060
and every episode would start out as, this is Fletcher,

1316
00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:28,060
and this is not a podcast about arrows.

1317
00:48:28,060 --> 00:48:28,660
It was?

1318
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:29,140
Yeah.

1319
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,740
Well, no, not this podcast.

1320
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:33,260
Just another one I had in mind.

1321
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:37,340
What was to be the primary subject?

1322
00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:37,820
Music.

1323
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,060
I have nothing to do about arrows.

1324
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:42,580
Oh, OK.

1325
00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:44,220
They just be called About Arrows.

1326
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,580
And then you get all these people that are coming in that

1327
00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,740
are like, it's fletching.

1328
00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:50,100
Fletching.

1329
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:51,660
My name is Fletcher.

1330
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:53,940
This is not a podcast about arrows.

1331
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:54,420
That's right.

1332
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:55,540
Fuck.

1333
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:56,380
I get it now.

1334
00:48:56,380 --> 00:48:57,260
Yeah.

1335
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,500
About arrows.

1336
00:48:58,500 --> 00:48:59,180
Damn.

1337
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,780
It would have been a lot better if you didn't

1338
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:03,020
have to explain it to me, but I like that.

1339
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:09,980
Well, in case anyone else didn't get it, we really broke it down.

1340
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,420
Yeah.

1341
00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:12,940
Yeah.

1342
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:16,380
I'll sell that a little harder next time.

1343
00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:17,780
Fuck.

1344
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:20,820
Explain for everyone else listening.

1345
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:24,620
So I just got a message in the chat here

1346
00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:27,020
asking you to explain that in a little bit greater detail,

1347
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,220
like a five-year-old would be.

1348
00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:29,020
Yes, quite, quite.

1349
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,140
Made to understand, please.

1350
00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:31,780
Yeah.

1351
00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,940
It's just the meaning of my name.

1352
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:34,460
Got it.

1353
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:35,180
That's the joke.

1354
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:38,980
Yeah.

1355
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:39,740
Quality game.

1356
00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:40,620
Thanks, man.

1357
00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:42,420
I wish we could take another two weeks in this one,

1358
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:43,020
to be honest.

1359
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:47,820
I think it's going to just be my nightly driver, if you will.

1360
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:48,900
Ooh, yeah.

1361
00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:50,220
Your nightly little driver?

1362
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:53,580
Yeah, like a little bedtime, do some drug dealing,

1363
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:54,700
and maybe a mission.

1364
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,940
And did you all did you know that you

1365
00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:02,140
can go to the system menu and save at any time?

1366
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,020
Fuck.

1367
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,940
I didn't figure that out until yesterday.

1368
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:06,900
It tells you right off the bat.

1369
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,220
Oh.

1370
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:08,980
Yeah.

1371
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:10,340
I wasn't.

1372
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,900
I didn't read it, obviously.

1373
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,860
I thought you had to go inside of your safe house

1374
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:16,260
and sleep on the couch.

1375
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:18,740
I will tell you that until this playthrough,

1376
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:20,020
that's how I've played.

1377
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:20,540
Fair enough.

1378
00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:21,380
So you're not alone.

1379
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:21,860
Fair enough.

1380
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:23,820
I've thought the same thing for years.

1381
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,940
I've definitely just been really tired,

1382
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:31,860
and my DS is going to die before I can wake up in the morning.

1383
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:33,540
And I'm too tired to go to the safe house,

1384
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:35,660
and I'm just going to eat an hour loss.

1385
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:36,780
I did that so many times.

1386
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:38,980
I could have just fucking gone to the system menu.

1387
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:40,460
Not even necessarily that I was like,

1388
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:41,740
I knew my DS was going to die.

1389
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:44,020
I was like, I'll play it in the morning,

1390
00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:47,020
and then I'll throw it on the charger, and then not do that.

1391
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:50,980
But whatever, because I enjoyed my time just fucking running.

1392
00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:53,460
And I can do that same shit that I just did.

1393
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:55,500
Honestly, I would agree, actually.

1394
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:59,300
At no point in time, that's not true.

1395
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,220
I did rage quit a couple of times.

1396
00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:05,220
That ambulance mission, I had to do like four or five times.

1397
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:07,340
Well, the first time I did it, I was just like,

1398
00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:08,820
oh, this is like the second mission

1399
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:10,380
I have to do for this guy.

1400
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,500
It'll also be easy.

1401
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,180
I died instantly, dude.

1402
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,380
The cops fucking all pinned me and pulled me out

1403
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:17,660
of there so fucking fast.

1404
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,620
Like the first time I went to go revive the guy,

1405
00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:22,460
because it was just flatlining, and then I panicked.

1406
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:25,100
The hand motion that you just did.

1407
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:27,860
Your hands didn't make it up.

1408
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,620
Just milking two guys right here.

1409
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:31,460
Perfect.

1410
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:34,780
Wow, going to have to be mindful for that.

1411
00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:37,020
Have you seen Ricky Stedicke?

1412
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:38,020
Only clips, man.

1413
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,420
I actually want to see it so bad.

1414
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,340
It looks hilarious.

1415
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:40,820
Have you seen it?

1416
00:51:40,820 --> 00:51:41,820
Yeah, it's a great movie.

1417
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:42,140
Damn.

1418
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:42,620
What's it on?

1419
00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:43,380
It's on Prime.

1420
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,060
Oh, fuck.

1421
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:44,740
Yeah.

1422
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:49,780
Bobby Lee was giving, what's this fuck, the Ginger.

1423
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,060
Oh, I can't remember.

1424
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:52,860
He's giving us so much shit about that.

1425
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:54,700
I love that, dude.

1426
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,100
Everything I've seen from that looks fucking hilarious.

1427
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,660
I highly recommend.

1428
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:01,220
I was getting my nuts pushed in on that mission.

1429
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:05,060
And I remember the third time that first night

1430
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,060
coming across it.

1431
00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:07,180
Hold on, hold on.

1432
00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:08,820
We got something going on here.

1433
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:12,580
I don't know what happened.

1434
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:14,180
Jack the Producer hit the ones.

1435
00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:15,140
Check our viewer count.

1436
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:18,300
See if we lost everybody due to something.

1437
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:18,820
Nah, man.

1438
00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:20,060
We're more popular than ever.

1439
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:20,900
Hell, yeah.

1440
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,580
Thanks for sticking around.

1441
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,620
Shoot us a message in the chat.

1442
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:26,820
So let us know.

1443
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:28,140
I think I fixed it.

1444
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:29,060
I don't fucking know.

1445
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:31,060
People just been watching us lip sync for the last 50 minutes.

1446
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:31,740
Well, no.

1447
00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:34,940
It's the delay.

1448
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:37,180
It's like a repeater that might be going on.

1449
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,140
That sounds terrible.

1450
00:52:38,140 --> 00:52:39,020
Yeah.

1451
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,340
And that's why I instantly.

1452
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:42,140
Well, we will find out here in a minute.

1453
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:43,980
Freaked out.

1454
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:47,180
So please let us know.

1455
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:49,620
Sorry, as you were saying.

1456
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:50,700
That mission sucked balls.

1457
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,300
I died a bunch and I rage quit.

1458
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:54,740
I just fucking slammed the lid shut and turned it off.

1459
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,180
I don't care.

1460
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:58,540
The unfortunate thing, though, is that I

1461
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:02,420
that was my $32,000 drug loss because I assumed

1462
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:04,900
it was going to be easy because the first mission for that fuck

1463
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,300
sack was super easy.

1464
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,500
And that was the second mission.

1465
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,820
It was not easy.

1466
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,460
And I got arrested.

1467
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:14,140
And I lost everything.

1468
00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:16,820
I had like $8,000 to my name.

1469
00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:18,420
I was pissed.

1470
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:19,660
$8,000 is not bad.

1471
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:21,500
I got fucked over way more than that.

1472
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,180
Oh, really?

1473
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:27,980
Yeah, I got easily down to like $100 to do some shit.

1474
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:29,820
That's rough, dude.

1475
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:34,460
I accidentally spent all of my money on scratchers at one point.

1476
00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:35,620
That's addicting.

1477
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:36,780
Yeah, that was way too much fun.

1478
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:37,500
There's a lot of things in this game that

1479
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,460
feed that addictive personality.

1480
00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:40,300
It was great, man.

1481
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,500
There's so much to unpack in this tiny little game,

1482
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:43,780
honestly.

1483
00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:47,980
Like, you hear Grand Theft Auto, but handheld.

1484
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:51,500
And unless it's for like a Steam Deck or fuck, maybe it

1485
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,060
is there a Switch port for a GTA game?

1486
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:57,140
Yep, there's GTA, the trilogy.

1487
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:57,940
No shit.

1488
00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:02,380
You got three, Vice City, and San Andreas.

1489
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:06,540
It's part of the remake, the remasters

1490
00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:09,220
that caught a lot of hell.

1491
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:12,260
Oh, they're not very good.

1492
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:13,620
They're not that bad.

1493
00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:14,780
Just not great ports.

1494
00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:16,780
There's some of them that are not great ports.

1495
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:20,700
And I think also, I don't know.

1496
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:24,940
Because I don't have it in my hand to compare it to.

1497
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:25,780
That's fair.

1498
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:29,980
But at the same time, having played the Spyro remaster,

1499
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:34,020
the Spyro remaster looks how I remember Spyro looking.

1500
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:38,460
But if you go back and look at Spyro, it is not.

1501
00:54:38,460 --> 00:54:41,180
Dude, that's how I feel about, I mean,

1502
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:44,940
you go back and look at the remaster Ocarina of Time

1503
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:48,260
versus the actual N64 title.

1504
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:50,060
And it honestly still looks great.

1505
00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:52,100
It's just, it ain't the remaster.

1506
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:53,340
But I remember the game.

1507
00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:54,660
I remember it like the remaster.

1508
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:56,300
My little kid eyes and just thinking,

1509
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,780
this looks incredible.

1510
00:54:57,780 --> 00:54:58,260
Yeah.

1511
00:54:58,260 --> 00:54:58,780
And it did.

1512
00:54:58,780 --> 00:54:59,300
Yeah.

1513
00:54:59,300 --> 00:54:59,820
It does.

1514
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:00,660
Yeah.

1515
00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:04,140
But not, yeah, you take that additional step back

1516
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:06,780
through the graphics, and you're like, damn.

1517
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:08,500
Yeah, because I think I remember,

1518
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:13,500
the last time I had played Majora's Mask was the 3DS

1519
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,820
remaster.

1520
00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:17,780
And then I booted up the one on the GameCube.

1521
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,740
That's just the straight port from the N64.

1522
00:55:20,740 --> 00:55:28,180
And yeah, man, small touches, but still just

1523
00:55:28,180 --> 00:55:31,540
mind blowing little differences that it makes.

1524
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:33,580
Yeah, good looking games, man.

1525
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:37,980
And they did a really good job with it.

1526
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:41,500
And it just looks so fucking clean.

1527
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,740
And it's such a blast to play.

1528
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:44,580
If you straight up haven't played this game,

1529
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:45,420
you're missing out.

1530
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:47,380
We're back to GTA.

1531
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:48,620
Absolutely.

1532
00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:50,060
Right.

1533
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:50,700
Speaking of cheer.

1534
00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:51,700
Keep up with me here.

1535
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:52,300
OK.

1536
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:52,860
Yeah.

1537
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:54,220
I don't have time for segway.

1538
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,700
I just don't.

1539
00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,700
It's a good gameplay loop.

1540
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:02,900
I do want to finish this one at some point.

1541
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:03,660
Yes.

1542
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:04,420
It's good.

1543
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:07,100
And honestly, I kind of want to see where the story goes.

1544
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,700
I haven't figured out yet if all of these different people that

1545
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,380
are vying to.

1546
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:11,980
Oh, I'm excited for you, because I do

1547
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:13,340
remember some of the twists.

1548
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,820
I want to keep playing this too, but I've

1549
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:16,940
been certain things that I've been like, oh, wow.

1550
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:20,620
That's an interesting decision to do.

1551
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:22,500
I didn't remember that cool thing.

1552
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,580
Oh, that's fair.

1553
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:24,100
Jack.

1554
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,860
He just keeps sleeping on the south board.

1555
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,300
He's just sleeping on that board, and it's just really.

1556
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:29,460
Yeah.

1557
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:33,300
I don't think that button's engaged.

1558
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,260
I don't know.

1559
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:36,740
Well, there's one way to find out.

1560
00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:37,540
After we're done.

1561
00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:38,180
That's right.

1562
00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:42,380
We should hire an actual producer.

1563
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:46,740
That would be, you know, hiring is a large word.

1564
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:47,860
That's a really big word.

1565
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:49,460
It's a big word.

1566
00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:50,260
It's a deep word.

1567
00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:53,780
Maybe next time.

1568
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,260
Yeah.

1569
00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,740
We did not spin our wheel yet.

1570
00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:57,860
Do you want to spin the wheel?

1571
00:56:57,860 --> 00:56:59,620
Yeah, I do want to spin the wheel, actually.

1572
00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:01,340
I want to spin it real freaking bad.

1573
00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:05,020
Is there a way that you could do it over on this screen over

1574
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:08,220
here, and then you could share that little screen?

1575
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,100
Boop.

1576
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,780
I guess it's not that entertaining to watch.

1577
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:13,020
We don't have an actual wheel.

1578
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:13,900
Yeah, no.

1579
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,300
I mean, I could program one.

1580
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,540
Next time, right?

1581
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:18,980
Maybe.

1582
00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:23,300
I don't I'm not the kind of make promises kind of guy.

1583
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:24,820
I'm going to grab my phone.

1584
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,020
Yeah, grab your phone, dog.

1585
00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:28,660
So that we can look up the game.

1586
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,860
That's a good idea.

1587
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:34,620
Well, we can do this.

1588
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:38,500
Because we're not playing Sudoku Gridmaster, buddy.

1589
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:41,620
You know, and that's what I'm about to say.

1590
00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:43,900
We're about to break the secret here.

1591
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:47,260
Yeah, we don't ever actually let randomness actually pick.

1592
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:48,820
Well, we have a couple of times.

1593
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:50,780
I couldn't tell you what times that.

1594
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:52,260
Actually, now that I think about it,

1595
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:56,060
I'm pretty sure Solo 2 Robo was a random.

1596
00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:58,940
Whether or not it was the first random of that previous

1597
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,100
session, I don't know.

1598
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,020
Was it really?

1599
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,780
I don't remember.

1600
00:58:01,780 --> 00:58:02,380
I think it was.

1601
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:04,620
I think it was a randomly generated prompt.

1602
00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:06,060
Yeah.

1603
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:10,220
I just don't remember if it was the first one of the night.

1604
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,300
No, on this one.

1605
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,500
You won't play a baseball sim?

1606
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,620
Not, no.

1607
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,140
That's fair.

1608
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:16,460
I don't like sports games.

1609
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:17,780
Unless it's like, I don't know,

1610
00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:19,580
if it's a game.

1611
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,180
Jesus.

1612
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:22,260
Disney's Chicken Little, Ace in Action.

1613
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,580
Let's look it up on my phone here.

1614
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,620
Yeah, look that shit up.

1615
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,500
I bet that's enticing.

1616
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,580
Pull up another one just while I'm doing this.

1617
00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:31,340
Chicken Little, Ace in Action.

1618
00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:36,020
$20 says it's a platformer.

1619
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:43,980
Yeah, I'm expecting a 3D character in a 2D level.

1620
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:46,660
Ooh, like, well, maybe.

1621
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:49,060
I don't remember if this one was 2D level.

1622
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:51,060
It wasn't the Grim Tales.

1623
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,740
Yeah, it was that Grim Reaper.

1624
00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:54,460
Yeah, yeah.

1625
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:56,180
That's kind of what I'm expecting too.

1626
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:58,380
But I think that was a pretty good game.

1627
00:58:58,380 --> 00:59:01,980
The platforming was sometimes atrocious.

1628
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:03,100
But it was fun.

1629
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:06,180
Sometimes atrocious, but it was fun.

1630
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:07,540
Top-down twin-stick shooter.

1631
00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:11,020
That sounds awesome.

1632
00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:12,140
It does kind of look fun.

1633
00:59:16,780 --> 00:59:18,060
Yeah, I think we should do that.

1634
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:18,580
All right.

1635
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:20,860
That's fucking awesome.

1636
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:22,820
Second totally random pick.

1637
00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:26,380
Disney's Chicken Little, Ace in Action.

1638
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:27,220
It looks good.

1639
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,420
What a surprising title.

1640
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,420
I was not expecting that at all.

1641
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:31,340
Me neither.

1642
00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:32,340
Love it.

1643
00:59:32,340 --> 00:59:33,140
I hope it's good.

1644
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,020
I hope so, too.

1645
00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:35,340
I'm excited.

1646
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:39,020
I've watched Chicken Little so many times in the past two

1647
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:39,500
years.

1648
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:39,980
That's fair.

1649
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,500
You have a two-year-old.

1650
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,180
Yeah, and also, fuck, probably the last six years,

1651
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,580
because Morgan watched it before Ren was even born.

1652
00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:48,620
She likes Chicken Little.

1653
00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:49,940
I got to be honest.

1654
00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:51,780
I couldn't tell you the last time I've seen Chicken Little,

1655
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,340
and I'm quite confident that I haven't

1656
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:54,620
seen it more than three times.

1657
00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:56,740
Are you sure you've seen it?

1658
00:59:56,740 --> 00:59:58,180
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1659
00:59:58,180 --> 00:59:59,020
Yeah, tiny.

1660
00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:01,140
Well, actually, honestly, a medium-sized chicken,

1661
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:04,980
or chick, rather, with a ginormous fucking head.

1662
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:07,460
Mm-hmm.

1663
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,500
And he's a nerd.

1664
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,220
And he gets bullied.

1665
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:14,020
And I don't remember anything else.

1666
01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:18,180
What I knew about this movie up until Dating Morgan

1667
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:21,500
was that REM's It's the End of the World,

1668
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:24,100
as we know it, was in this movie.

1669
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:24,860
It is?

1670
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:27,860
Either it is or a cover of it is.

1671
01:00:27,860 --> 01:00:28,700
I could believe that.

1672
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,500
I'm going to pull the soundtrack up just to.

1673
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,660
What a fucking title for that.

1674
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:34,140
It makes sense.

1675
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:34,740
No, it does.

1676
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:35,460
It does.

1677
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:39,660
I mean, a very, I think, qualifying soundtrack selection

1678
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:43,300
for that specific movie.

1679
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,500
Isn't his whole thing that he thinks the sky is falling?

1680
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,380
Yeah, and he's right.

1681
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:48,620
The sky was falling.

1682
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:50,500
Oh, is that because they're in the simulation

1683
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:51,420
and there's panels?

1684
01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:54,180
Yeah, they're like, there's like an alien ship above them.

1685
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:56,180
Oh, that's what it looks like.

1686
01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:58,980
It's the sky, and then a piece of the ship falls down.

1687
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:00,420
Yeah, OK.

1688
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:01,500
It's coming back to me now.

1689
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,460
You really feel for the kid or the chick, if you will.

1690
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,900
So it's kind of like Spaghetti with Meatballs.

1691
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,340
No.

1692
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:10,700
What is that movie?

1693
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,260
Rainy with a Chance of Meatballs?

1694
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:14,140
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

1695
01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:16,220
Yep, the original REM track is.

1696
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,020
Interesting.

1697
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:18,580
That's fucking dope.

1698
01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:22,980
Dude, if that song isn't in this game, I'm going to be pissed.

1699
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,660
I'm already pissed because I know it's not.

1700
01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,380
I doubt it is.

1701
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:26,900
Who knows?

1702
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,140
Maybe in the original licensing agreement

1703
01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:34,460
they got approval to include it in any VIP.

1704
01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:38,060
We have had songs with lyrics in them.

1705
01:01:38,060 --> 01:01:42,780
Were there lyrics in the Tony Hawk's downhill jam?

1706
01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:44,540
I remember there being.

1707
01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:46,180
I don't remember.

1708
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,940
Yeah, there was some good soundtrack in there.

1709
01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:50,740
I don't remember if there were lyrics.

1710
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,540
I think there were.

1711
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,100
Shit.

1712
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:55,220
So it could be.

1713
01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:56,580
We stand a chance.

1714
01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:57,300
We stand a chance.

1715
01:01:57,300 --> 01:02:01,380
And the rating of this game will be highly dependent upon that.

1716
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,180
Absolutely.

1717
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:06,740
Yeah, if that song is not in here, I'll quit the show.

1718
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,060
Looking for an excuse to quit.

1719
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:11,980
Yeah.

1720
01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:12,500
About time.

1721
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,300
Minute of the year.

1722
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,140
Yeah, you did your time.

1723
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,380
Nah, we can make it another year, I bet.

1724
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:18,180
At least.

1725
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:19,580
At least.

1726
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:22,300
Hell yeah.

1727
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,940
Well, are we calling it a wrap on Chinatown War here?

1728
01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:27,500
Yeah, I think Chinatown Wars can get behind us now,

1729
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,220
unless I decided to play it a little bit more tonight

1730
01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,660
before bed, which is always a good possibility.

1731
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:32,260
Yeah.

1732
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:34,540
Which I say about every fucking game we play.

1733
01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:36,020
I really want to play Tribes.

1734
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:37,220
I've been.

1735
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,580
I also want to play Tribes too.

1736
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,420
Dude, it's so addicting.

1737
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,740
I've been landing five kills.

1738
01:02:42,740 --> 01:02:45,780
That clip I sent, it says kill seven.

1739
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:49,300
I think it's the most kills I've ever gotten in a round.

1740
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,580
I've gotten maybe two kills.

1741
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:53,980
Yeah, four or five, but I'm so stoked when I get a kill.

1742
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:56,300
Even when you land a hit, you're just like, OK,

1743
01:02:56,300 --> 01:02:57,140
I'm figuring it out.

1744
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:57,820
I'm figuring it.

1745
01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,900
And the more and more I've been playing,

1746
01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:02,260
the more I'm figuring it out without figuring out

1747
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:04,740
that I'm like without knowing that I'm figuring it out,

1748
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:05,860
if that makes sense.

1749
01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:06,380
Sure.

1750
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:08,820
Like the other day I was playing and I did some shit

1751
01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:11,380
that I didn't know how I did it.

1752
01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:14,860
It's so much like surfing on Counter-Strike

1753
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:17,580
that there are some times where I

1754
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:21,140
know what to do without the game having told you what to do.

1755
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,220
It just feels intuitive.

1756
01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:23,020
Yeah.

1757
01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:24,460
I'm going to have to give strafing a try.

1758
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,340
I didn't realize that you could do strafing,

1759
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:28,700
so I had not tried to strafe.

1760
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,820
And another thing I realized too was

1761
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:36,220
it's so much about momentum that if you're coming down

1762
01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:40,140
on a hill at the wrong, your hill's coming down like this,

1763
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:41,660
and you're coming at it that way,

1764
01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:43,380
and you're going to hit it flat like that,

1765
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:45,060
and it's going to kill your momentum,

1766
01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:47,140
you can kind of curve it.

1767
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:50,300
And as long as you slide still.

1768
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:54,820
Yeah, it reminds me so much of playing Dragonfly,

1769
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:56,260
the mobile game.

1770
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:57,060
The ramp slide.

1771
01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,660
I did not even make that connection.

1772
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,620
I fucking love that game.

1773
01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:02,140
I miss that game because you can't download it anymore.

1774
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:04,860
I miss that game so fucking much.

1775
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,540
I have it, Dragonfly.

1776
01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:08,740
You still have it installed?

1777
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:10,540
I have it installed on one of my tablets still.

1778
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,540
Fuck, I'm so jealous.

1779
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,300
So if there's a way that I could,

1780
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,900
I don't know how you can share that.

1781
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:16,700
Fucking Apple's got their shit locked down

1782
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,420
so fucking hard, the cocksuckers.

1783
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,580
Fuck you, Apple.

1784
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,700
The other thing about Tribes.

1785
01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:22,780
Also fix my phone.

1786
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:27,620
If you've never played Tribes, Tribes is a FPS arena shooter

1787
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:32,380
where you're on skis, and if you're going downhill,

1788
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:34,340
you pick up momentum, and you have a jet pack

1789
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:36,580
that you use when you're going uphill,

1790
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:40,780
and combining those things gives you a hell of a launch.

1791
01:04:40,780 --> 01:04:44,620
You ever have those dreams where you're not flying,

1792
01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:46,900
but you can jump really high, but you have

1793
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:49,060
to slide in from your jump?

1794
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:52,060
I have, once a year I can get one of these

1795
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:55,980
high jumping sliding dreams, and they're so much fucking fun.

1796
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:58,540
And I'm really hoping that playing this game is good.

1797
01:04:58,540 --> 01:04:59,820
We'll bring one of those in soon.

1798
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:01,540
Yeah, dude.

1799
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:04,260
I'm still trying to recreate a weird sexy dream that I,

1800
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:06,300
well, no, because now that I think about it,

1801
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:08,660
I was very young when I had that dream,

1802
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:13,020
as was the select individual that I was

1803
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:16,700
infatuated with at the time, and rightfully so,

1804
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:19,140
as we were the same age.

1805
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,780
So no, I don't want to go back.

1806
01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:22,620
Actually.

1807
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,460
Actually.

1808
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:28,660
My favorite dream, I have dreams that are very reminiscent

1809
01:05:28,660 --> 01:05:30,300
to air gears.

1810
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:33,020
Oh, dude, that is so fucking sick.

1811
01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:37,460
Where I'm just on the freeway and skating really fast,

1812
01:05:37,460 --> 01:05:40,140
or sometimes I've had those dreams on a longboard,

1813
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:42,180
and it's just like you're going insanely fast,

1814
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:44,060
but somehow you have control of it,

1815
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:47,140
and you're always on the brink of almost losing it.

1816
01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:49,940
You're just, oh, dude, Jet Set Radio, man.

1817
01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,780
Mm-hmm.

1818
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,100
Oh, that fucking game.

1819
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:56,020
I need to cop the, it's not an official

1820
01:05:58,060 --> 01:06:00,700
re-release or sequel or anything like that,

1821
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:03,180
but there's another game that recently came out.

1822
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:07,620
Cyber, cyber-funk, what the fuck is it?

1823
01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:08,700
Yeah, I don't know.

1824
01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,700
It's something funk and it's something cyber.

1825
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,700
It's got the exact same flavor to it, though,

1826
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:15,940
and I don't know if it's affiliated in any way.

1827
01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:16,780
I don't give a fuck.

1828
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:17,700
I just want to play it.

1829
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,620
Yeah, it does look sick.

1830
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:20,300
It's on sale right now.

1831
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,140
No shit.

1832
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:22,460
Yeah, hey, what do you know?

1833
01:06:22,460 --> 01:06:23,540
Go pick up yours today.

1834
01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:24,540
On the Switch, at least.

1835
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,700
I know that, I saw that today.

1836
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:26,540
Oh, fair enough.

1837
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:28,060
As is Paw Patrol

1838
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:32,100
Big Adventure or something like that.

1839
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:35,220
It's an open world Paw Patrol game.

1840
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,060
What?

1841
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:36,900
Yeah.

1842
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:37,740
It's open world?

1843
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:38,580
It's open world and you do two player.

1844
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:39,420
I hate that that may be considerate.

1845
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:42,460
And I'm just like, I could play this with my kid.

1846
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:44,580
That does sound fun, actually.

1847
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:45,500
Considering it.

1848
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,340
Yeah.

1849
01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:47,180
Yeah.

1850
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,420
Fuck, if you pick it up, let me know.

1851
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:49,260
Yeah.

1852
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:52,260
We could split screen it.

1853
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:53,420
That would be fun.

1854
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:54,340
Right above that.

1855
01:06:54,340 --> 01:06:56,660
God, that would be fucking fun.

1856
01:06:56,660 --> 01:06:57,500
Hell yeah.

1857
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,340
Yeah.

1858
01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:00,060
Maybe we'll even stream it.

1859
01:07:00,060 --> 01:07:02,300
Oh, promises, promises.

1860
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,980
I said maybe, that's not a promise.

1861
01:07:03,980 --> 01:07:06,740
I know, it's just not the first one we've alluded to.

1862
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:08,860
And it won't be the last.

1863
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:09,940
We like to allude.

1864
01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:11,020
We do like to allude.

1865
01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:13,340
We are the alludie boys.

1866
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,900
It's kind of like lewd, but I like it.

1867
01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,260
Yeah, we are that also sometimes.

1868
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:20,980
The lewd-y alludie boys.

1869
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:21,820
Loodie loody.

1870
01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:24,860
Loody toody doo.

1871
01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:27,340
Well, I don't think we can get any more out of us

1872
01:07:27,340 --> 01:07:28,180
on this one.

1873
01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,020
No.

1874
01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:32,420
Go play Chinatown Wars if you have it.

1875
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:33,300
Either that.

1876
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:38,260
Or play Disney's Chicken Little Ace in Action

1877
01:07:38,260 --> 01:07:41,180
with us for the next two weeks.

1878
01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:42,820
Yeah, same time, same place,

1879
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:45,140
assuming one of us doesn't die

1880
01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,740
or come up with a marginal excuse.

1881
01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:50,900
Wait, two weeks, is that a road trip?

1882
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,460
Oh, fuck me.

1883
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:53,980
We're going to Missouri.

1884
01:07:53,980 --> 01:07:55,860
Yeah, buddy, we are.

1885
01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:57,980
Yeah, that's absolutely during our trip.

1886
01:07:57,980 --> 01:07:59,580
Catch us in three weeks.

1887
01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,300
Three weeks, three weeks.

1888
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:02,140
Three weeks.

1889
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,420
Wait, can we change our game

1890
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:05,300
if we have three weeks to play a game?

1891
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,620
Shit.

1892
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:10,340
While we're on a road trip.

1893
01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:11,180
Oh, fuck.

1894
01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:13,700
Because when I, we're going to take turns driving.

1895
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,460
Well, we are if we're going to take three weeks

1896
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:16,300
to play a game.

1897
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,140
Yeah.

1898
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:21,460
Is it time to play a Dragon Quest title?

1899
01:08:21,460 --> 01:08:23,220
I think it's time to play Dragon Quest.

1900
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:28,220
All right, let's see what Dragon Quest games are on the DS.

1901
01:08:28,580 --> 01:08:29,900
Fuck you, Chicken Little.

1902
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,460
I can't, it's so funny,

1903
01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:36,460
because three weeks from now, I want that to be our game.

1904
01:08:37,620 --> 01:08:38,460
Chicken Little?

1905
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,300
Chicken Little.

1906
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:41,300
I, you know, it's funny because we said that

1907
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:44,140
about the Dragon Ball game that we played last week.

1908
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:45,660
Yeah.

1909
01:08:45,660 --> 01:08:46,980
Yeah, yeah, we did.

1910
01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:47,820
Attack of the Saiyans.

1911
01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:49,460
Yeah, you're right, you're right.

1912
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:50,300
Yeah.

1913
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,820
And yeah, we go watch that episode.

1914
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:55,620
Our first live stream.

1915
01:08:56,620 --> 01:08:57,460
Yeah.

1916
01:08:57,460 --> 01:09:02,460
Okay, so Dragon Quest on NDS, not NDA.

1917
01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:06,460
Totally different content.

1918
01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:07,700
What's NDA?

1919
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,140
Non-disclosure agreement, typically.

1920
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,580
That's right, that's right.

1921
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:15,580
So we have Dragon Quest V, Dragon Quest IX,

1922
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,140
Dragon Quest IV.

1923
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:25,060
Give me one second here.

1924
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,140
Yeah, take your time.

1925
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:30,980
Four is kind of the one that I would lean to, to.

1926
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:32,460
Say four.

1927
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,380
Say is like the one that we want to get into.

1928
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,220
Hell yeah.

1929
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:38,180
As your first Dragon Quest title.

1930
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:39,020
Okay.

1931
01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:42,540
I have to say four is, I think we're gonna go with four.

1932
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:43,700
Let's do four.

1933
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:44,540
Okay.

1934
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:45,980
Fuck yeah, catch us in three weeks.

1935
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:46,820
Three weeks.

1936
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:47,660
For not Chicken Little.

1937
01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:48,480
Not Chicken Little.

1938
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:51,100
We're playing Dragon Quest IV.

1939
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:51,940
Hell yeah.

1940
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:53,140
Does it have a subtitle or a second title?

1941
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:56,300
Second title for Dragon Quest IV is.

1942
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,140
What?

1943
01:10:01,140 --> 01:10:04,140
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?

1944
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:06,700
Dragon, Jesus Christ, Jesus fuck Christ.

1945
01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,300
You can do it, I believe in you.

1946
01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:12,420
Chapters of the Chosen.

1947
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,780
Chapters of the Chosen.

1948
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:16,740
Not worth the wait, but still a quality subtitle.

1949
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,860
Legs are hanging.

1950
01:10:19,860 --> 01:10:21,760
Yeah, we'll see you guys in three weeks.

1951
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,660
We'll be looking all tan and shit.

1952
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:27,100
I don't know if Missouri is that much

1953
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:29,740
the smallest south in the way we are right now.

1954
01:10:29,740 --> 01:10:32,220
Relieved to be home at the very least.

1955
01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:33,220
Tired.

1956
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,300
Tired probably.

1957
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,240
I'm tired already and we haven't even gone.

1958
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,820
A newly obsessed and with Dragon Quest.

1959
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,540
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that actually.

1960
01:10:41,540 --> 01:10:42,380
I'm really excited.

1961
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:43,200
I hope.

1962
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:44,040
Hell yeah.

1963
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,060
All right.

1964
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:45,900
All right.

1965
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:46,720
Catch you next time.

1966
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:51,720
Thanks for watching.