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Hello my dear listeners and human listeners. I am Fletcher coming at you

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from the future because we ran into some issues and there is no intro and there

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is no explanation to what game we are playing. So I just want to let you know that

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we are playing Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam. We are PocketGast and Happy Holidays.

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Thanks for listening. Enjoy. Reverberation. Okay. Another sound effect. Oh. Not named after a person. I was like, amplification. Okay.

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But like, I hear you're upset and I believe it or not I understand why but

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what you are you're just describing the nature of what our reality presently is.

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There are some things that are named after people and some of them aren't. Let me be mad.

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Well you want to get super technical and like start looking at like the

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anemology of words. Everything traces back to another word. Words are just

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spoken legos. Doppler doesn't. Not in that situation. Not in that context.

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It doesn't. No all words. All words do. Not in that context. No all words. All words do.

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Sure. Sure. Because Doppler is probably a derivative of doppel right? Which is an

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old-timey verb that means to doppel. That's something that you could do to

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someone or something. With a shoe. You could doppel them but yeah well of course it's a shoe.

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Specifically you had to have a shoe. Well you can't really doppel without a shoe.

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I feel like everybody should know that though right? That's common knowledge.

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You need a shoe to doppel. This is what it's like reading like an old like philosophy book.

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This is where it's just like everything is just assumed that you know what the fuck we were talking about

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but it's just madness. Dude what's the uh is it a faux pas to talk about other podcasts on a podcast?

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I don't know what a faux pas is. A faux pas? It'd be fuck. It's like a fake pas. No a faux pas would be like a non classy

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maybe not a bad thing per se but like a standard. It doesn't look good. Jesus why can't I think of another good

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like word or term for a faux pas? Cringey? No like it's like a social no no. A cringe. I mean potentially

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like you're not breaking any laws you're not necessarily looking bad it's just like oh I wouldn't

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have done that maybe. Cringe? No it'd be like something that's impolite or it's it's a social no no.

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That's a pretty good way to pretty cringe. I mean they can be characteristically but cringe is is cringe

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is an adjective not a noun fuck. Yeah but the thing about adjectives is that they can also be nouns.

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Not all of them. You can't have cringe a cringe you can have the existence of cringe. Yep.

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Man fuck this conversation. Thus it's a noun word boy.

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I hate language. Get fucked. No fuck you. Can we talk about other podcasts or not? I mean I

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I think it's kind of cringe but I also don't I think it's not that bad. Holy fuck you just

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because you call I'm gonna so it was sleep with me podcast? Yeah fuck yeah dude shout out to sleep

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with me dude. The greatest podcast ever created. I fucking love that show. It's the nicest thing any

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human being has ever done for other human beings. Dude and I I'm not talking shit about this this

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man and I cannot for the life of me remember his name. Scooter? Is it? I believe it's Scooter. I bet

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it is dude but I hear that man's voice in my dreams dude and I'm gonna be honest not a great

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sounding voice. Dude that dude has that he gave me the inspiration to start a podcast. Honestly I

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was like I like I remember the first time I heard it and dude every time somebody has said hey you

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should check out this podcast. I'm like it's a weird concept. Yeah yeah but like just commit

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like I've never had somebody try to sell me on a fucking podcast so hard. It probably was dude but

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then I do the same thing I'm like hey check out this podcast but like really like I'll text you

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before you go to bed like for the next week and remind you and you need to you actually have to

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do it you can't not do it and then after a week everybody's hooked it's like a weird cult but like

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this man's voice dude it's so unique. I was gonna say unique is perfect there's so much character

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in there it's not your typical production voice if you will. No and the tonal changes. I love it dude.

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He has such a great voice honestly like I know I sounded like I was about to. Are you fucking kidding me?

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So we're gonna get to our first sponsored ad here. I'm selling my cat.

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I'm selling a cat. He's a pain in the ass. He's pretty cute. He loves to be affectionate.

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To an abusive point. Dude it's brutal. Yeah I know he loves to do the love bites but he like

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loves to bite my love handles. No I meant like he's like mentally abusive too like if you're not

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loving me like he just knocks your laptop on the ground. Yeah hey Jack hey fuck you bro.

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He looks so content now. What a little shit dude. He's like he didn't even want to be up there. He

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just did the cat equivalent of a burnout on top of a stack of shit that I had very meticulously

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and not precariously stacked on this little fucking table thing. You're right. You are right.

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It was a nice stack. And he just burned out on him with his little fucking power legs. Just kicked him off.

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So yeah the point that I was making earlier stands and I think it's a pretty valid point

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and I think everyone else should agree with me that his voice is pretty incredible.

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Yeah yeah yeah. I stalled long enough. And I was going and I brought that up specifically

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to talk about my other far-reaching point that we're now circling back to that I definitely also

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remember which was it's just a good podcast and I really felt like shouting it out apparently.

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You just really felt like shouting out. No there was a reason. There was a time back. I'm glad you

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did because I absolutely love it. Just dying. It's funny because 10 minutes ago I actually thought

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about I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna shout this other podcast out and I was like nah that would

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be too cringe. Fuck you Fletcher. And then suddenly I just felt compelled to mention this other

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podcast and then not remember why. But it had something to do with Tony Hawk's

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downhill. Downhill Jam. Is it just downhill jam? I thought that was another word in there.

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Yeah. Was that enough words? Tony Hawk's downhill jam. Yeah. Is it Pro Skater? It's not Pro Skater.

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I don't think this is Pro Skater. No because it's like a different series. Yeah series but

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what was the what was the term that you had for the categories or the different events as they

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were called for like the Monster Jam shit? Like Monster Trucks? Like Monster Jam was one of these

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like a circuit or something but it wasn't circuit. Tour. Oh is that what? Yeah because it was Monster

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Jam. Something tour. I was thinking there was a different word for it but. Urban Tour or something

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like that. Oh Urban Assault? Urban Assault. That was the game we played. Yeah and then there were

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tours in it or something like that. No we were talking about like Monster Jam is one of these.

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It's like an entity or like a specific series of events but there are other Monster Truck

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events that go by other names. Monster Jam is just one of them. Yes. Or I thought that was the point

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you were making. I also clearly could have missed it entirely. I don't know man. You've bossed me

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so I'm gonna say that you lost it too. Man I really need you to be in my wavelength if I'm gonna make

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these like half-assed attempts to reference things that I don't remember very well.

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You're giving me a really vague description of something that you didn't actually say. I think I

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I think I might be an emotional leech to my peers. It's more of a it's not emotion as much as there's

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like intelligence. Oh I resent that. I'm a smart cookie. You represent that. I represent that.

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That's not right. No I don't represent it. I don't represent it at all.

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I'm not a skateboarder and then I've accepted it at this point that I never will be. I would like to

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think that I'm accepting now as not a skateboarder. See again I still like if people are like hey you

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know anybody that skates? I'm like yeah fucking Fletcher will blow his knee out on the sidewalk

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any day. Yeah absolutely like I will fuck myself up but also I think I can barely kick flip. I don't

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like I'm not one of those people that's like oh I can still kick flip. I could never kick flip. I

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started being able to kick flip after I quit skating. I don't even know what a kick flip is

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so you're ahead of me. Don't lie to me. I assume it involves kicking and flipping but I couldn't

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tell you I couldn't like if a guy is on a skateboard. If you're playing the game be left.

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Is it be that or is it? No so the names of the moves mean nothing to me. I just know that if I

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hit a button in a directional input I do a trick. If you go left with that move you're

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doing a flip trick. With that when you're doing a flip trick because there's two buttons. One's

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for flip and one's for grab. Right. If you do the flip trick and you push to the left that's the

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kick flip. When it how do I say this? Oh is that the one where you pop the front the nose up right?

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The nose is that the front? Well I mean the nose pops off the ground. Well right right right and then

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and then you kind of swing your forward foot and like sweep the bottom and so then it it rotates

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inside once horizontally. Yes. And then you land it. Yes. I know what a kick flip is. There you go.

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Yeah and then the other way is a pop shove it nollie. Pop shove it nollie. Yeah into nose

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grind tail flip. What about it? Are those my saying words that make sense? Say the second but the

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first part made sense. Bro I flew I flew through that so fast I wasn't taking notes. I don't know

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I shove it you did. I said I said a pop shove it nollie into a nose grind tail flip. Um everything

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but tail flip is. Ah damn that sounds good though to the uninitiated. That was almost a claw deep

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into my arm. I saw I don't know what he was grabbing onto because that is not. He got onto my sweater.

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He saw my sweater. The holes of my sweater. Oh. What are you singing? Is that a real song?

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Yeah dude the holes of my sweater or I don't know if that's the name of the song but that's like

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the defining line in the song for me. No no recognition to that one. I bet if I played it

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you'd be like oh yeah I know that song. Speaking of what's the music in this game. Fire. Phenomenal.

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Yeah actually really good. Again putting to shame a lot of these other titles that are like

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because sometimes you just forget that it can do these things and so then you get these titles that

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just are just weeping into a shitty pickup and they're like yeah that's our that's our soundtrack

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and then you've got like hey we've got fully licensed music and it's it's kick ass. Yeah these

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are real bands playing real songs. You can hear the words they are saying. Yeah no it's either why

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you know it reminds me the like the first time I loaded up oh dear goodness it was it's the game

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where we're solving puzzles and Professor Layton yes and the Curious Village and they've got like

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full dub. I was like you can do human voice what? Holy shit. Yeah why is anyone doing this? Yeah I

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wonder if there's just like some crazy production overhead or something to incorporate that. Yeah I

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think that there was definitely a way less money going into making these games than what they were

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on the other things that they were people are working on you know because I think you could

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absolutely have a almost fully voiced game maybe not fully but because you gotta think about how

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much room it takes up on that little cart. Yeah I'd have to yeah and I you're probably especially

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yeah with a handheld title you're probably wanting to reuse as many of the same assets as possible

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cut down your file size and stuff. I mean all that shit's pretty compressed anyway but yeah I don't

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know again this is where my technical knowledge of the platform fails considerably but even still

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they got they crammed a buttload of delicious goodies into this game. I was actually quite

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impressed. Well and it didn't take a hit well it did take a hit because I say it didn't take a hit

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visually because the graphics are still. No it honestly looked pretty good yeah. But then you

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get into the FPS issue. Yeah the performance I was not expecting competitive like racing I expected

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downhill something I expected very arcadey not really indicative of your kind of button I'm

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gonna use button mashing lightly because you're not necessarily button mashing but you are slamming

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combos in there in pretty quick succession like it's a it's a Tony Hawk game simplified down a

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little bit yeah but even still like there's there's quite a bit to unpack in there and I was I was

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definitely impressed by that but but then when you're when you're racing against because if

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you're going by yourself or against just one other person it's not bad. No it seems to be pretty okay

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but then those like like you have three AI opponents yeah Jesus. Trying to do a Burt Sled around a

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corner when there's three other people doing the same thing. No it just slows down. Oh yeah you're

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like oh okay and then it just speeds back up again you're like wow yeah okay. Hopefully that works out.

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Yeah I'm like well I let go of the buttons two seconds ago. There was the because there's certain

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play styles right there's the story mode and then there's the jam mode yeah jam mode is the way to

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go. Jam mode is pretty tight. Classic Tony Hawk you'll get this many points do these certain goals and you'll

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advance to the next map. That's way more enjoyable. I did enjoy the story mode where it had you doing

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different things but so the thing here's how it works is you start out in San Francisco

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right and you have the tutorial like they're telling you all the things you got to do and then

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you have to complete this entire list to compete against the same chick three times in three

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different competitions and you're trying to get her to join your crew by doing this but in before

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even getting to those every single thing that you're doing to unlock you know whether it be

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do a back flip over the stairs get big air five time or for five seconds worth of time

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you know things like that finish first in the race right which is hard when it's lagging so bad but

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yeah some of the jeez yeah so with some of those it's fine when they're short but when i've now

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played through this map fucking 20 times to be able to get to the next map yeah that was a little

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long-winded and so that's where i really like to downhill jam where you could pretty quickly grind

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out the next level and see what it had to offer i liked that a lot more yeah i i was surprised

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i i don't want to say this because i don't want to get roasted but i was surprised at the difficulty

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i initially tried to play it on a mobile emulator and because i was i was kind of expecting some

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stylus some touch play no none none at all no um the same skate no but i'm kind of bummed about

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it i think it would have been really cool there was some touch in the sense of the menus yeah okay

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i was uh so yeah and all of your all your directional input is via the d-pad and so when

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it's when you have the physical d-pad where you can just kind of mesh over them or you know you

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get to the point where you can hold left and up left down you know you get your your corner inputs

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down pretty well and it's pretty comfortable but doing that on a flat screen on a like a relative

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d-pad is nearly it's impossible this shit doesn't work and you have to use the l and r buttons and

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i can see that being difficult yeah it's it does not translate on no no yeah no but on the on the

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ds itself i mean aside from the performance issues when you're doing those you know what four people

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races it was honestly pretty like i was i was pretty impressed technically by the game yeah

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there was much more going on than i thought it would have i i totally agree with the difficulty

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whereas for me the first time i was playing it i was actually doing pretty well i thought the

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difficulty was moderate yeah and then i didn't realize you have to save your progress there's

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no auto save oh yeah i did that too so then the second time i came in i couldn't do anything

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i was losing all the races then it came to do challenging the chick and i couldn't fucking

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beat her at anything damn i i was getting my ass kicked too so i'm yeah no no roasting there the

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difficulty was because even when it wasn't against a lot of people there was an input lag maybe or

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maybe it's due to you not being able to tell how far off the ground you were necessarily something

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was off a little bit yeah i i also say this coming from a lot of tony hawk experience yeah and

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recently a good amount of tony hawk american wasteland on the ds that's what i can't wait to

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get to because yeah they i don't know which one came out first i think that one came out before

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this one this one was 2006 i don't know i don't know time wise it might have been around the same

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era at the same time i mean but like either way it it helps that it's not flat i mean it's not

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downhill and it's open world so you can just cruise around do some tricks pick up a mission

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go back around get a feel for some things and it feels 100 like a straight port from that's cool

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yeah it this one this one was pretty dumbed down and i haven't played a lot of i've played a couple

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of other tony hawk games again i couldn't tell you which ones but um yeah you mostly have what

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you can do flips and spins and then you basically hold the spin button and the directional input and

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it'll do a type of trick you mean in this game in this yeah in this one yeah yeah yeah no wasn't

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no what was it so i mean you're kind of right there's there's grab and there's flip oh grab

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and flip yeah l and r in the air would do rotate you so there's you can add that spin adds to your

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combo yeah if you're doing a trick you it's directionally based yep right if i'm holding

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up and i hold grab i'm going to do a nose grab if i'm holding back and i hold grab i'm gonna do a

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tail grab right if i'm holding to the right i'm doing indie that's when you grab the inside of

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your board okay um if i push that button that grab button twice it will do like a further extension

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of that trick whereas the indian i don't know whether it's called but like instead of just being

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it where you're just like keeping your knees crouched and grabbing it you're shooting your

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legs out and still grab it onto the board oh you need more air to be able to do those right they

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also longer recovery time yeah shit i did not i didn't know that same for the flip tricks kick

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flip you can do a double kick flip so it's just your feet will go out a little bit further and

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it will spin twice twice oh no shit then you throw your rotating on that and then that adds onto your

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combo land that into a manual and then once again directional and you push the manual button while

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you're holding that direction yeah and it will switch like a dark slide or something like that

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uh what the the dark slide it seemed like it just gave you a speed boost too that's okay

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you know a dark slide is i say that like you know that that's when you you're skating along

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you go to do like a kick flip uh-huh but you don't really leave the ground and you just flip the

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board halfway over so it's upside down you have one foot underneath the front of it oh and one

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foot on the back tail of it and you're sliding on your grip tape does a dark slide oh because

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your grip tape is black yeah yeah right and they just why would you do that it looks cool as fuck

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man my best is cool as fuck yeah because you're not using your wheels you're like your feet aren't

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touching the ground still your board is the only thing on the ground you just have so much

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momentum that you can just quickly flip it over and then flip back onto your board that's that's

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that's crazy that's rodney mullen rodney mullen oh you have to ask who did that no i was gonna ask

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wouldn't that fuck up your board oh yeah oh yeah yeah it's definitely have some damage to it but

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looks cool you know yeah i mean yeah fuck yeah dude and if you're skating hard enough

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often enough you're gonna go through that board anyways how long does a good board last

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it depends on who you're talking to and how hard they skate i bet with like dk yeah when he was

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having skating a good deck i'd say a month at the most jesus is he skating every day or what yeah

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but and also a decade like a good deck is like 30 bucks maybe that's i mean that's that's not horrendous

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that's about as much as youtube premium fucking animals yeah so you could be out doing cool kick

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flips and shit or you could be buying youtube premium yeah i could be i could be draining my

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hsa account in all of the hospital fees or or i could have youtube premium which i just cannot

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bring myself to do no one can they're gonna lose that battle dude it's ad blocker for life

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i've never gotten ad blocker to work for youtube ads and i have ad blocker what we'll convene after

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this yes we will i need to finally figure that i'm 32 dude yeah i work in tech yeah i was gonna say

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this is bullshit there's no way i should have this figured out and you shouldn't truth the roles are

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reversed here yes help me help me escape our google overlords fucking hey um something interesting that

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i i felt like i knew this fact once i heard it but i while doing some research on this game i

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heard it again so this is actually what the first tony hawk game when they first were making it

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this is how they had envisioned it oh really was as like a downhill jam race thing and the downhill

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jam was tony because on the first tony hawk game one of the last level that you play is downhill jam

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i don't think there's other people i don't recall i don't think so but it's like in this there's the

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last level i think that you unlock in this game is that level redone for this that's fucking cool

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and it's it's a it's in the same vein you know where it's a it's all downhill you got to hit all

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these different things by the time you get to the bottom of it and yeah i just thought that was

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really interesting that is really cool this is how that could have it's a good thing it's not

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you know that this wasn't because there's something so nice about the flat land and being able to go

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and hit all these different things and not being like oh i missed that spot i'm never going to see

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that again i can't flip over that and get my gap deal you know yeah you can go back up like you can

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you can turn around which i thought was interesting i really thought i was gonna

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railroad you and did not somehow well there's free ride too true and the console versions

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there's no free ride really yeah huh then like i saw another video talking about how

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faithful of a port this was that's really cool that's wild like the level because not all of

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the levels that are in this are in the console ones but the ones that are are like really good

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that's uh-huh that's kind of cool which and looking at what we we should watched earlier

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with the game boy color and the game boy color not a good example but the game boy advance yeah uh

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tony hawke that was impressive yeah yeah you guys want to see some crazy like if you know anything

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about video games like if you've turned what uh like a handheld system on before go check that out

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well which one was it was the tony hawke proskater 2 on the gba yeah what the fuck that's that blew

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my mind yeah like i clicked on the video and i was like i think you're having me click on the wrong

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video here that's that's the right one there's no way that's what it looked like and that's insane

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i remember that because it's had an isometric view and that really sucked even watching the video now

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with you earlier um it yeah made me like a little nauseous yeah i could i could yeah no those types

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of when you need that depth perception you're like i have i have done this half pipe 15 fucking times

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in a row just trying to get this item in the air and i swear to god i'm underneath of it

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and then you move like 10 feet the wrong direction and then you're like oh i got it you're like what

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the fuck dude they know this is where they fucked up with spyro on the oh it helps too because the

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gba is like that too where it's and it's just it's a platformer yeah you can't dude iso and platforming

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don't don't really mix no uh-uh which is too bad because i do like iso like i think it looks

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nice if you ever did you ever see or play octopath traveler yes gorgeous iso it's like 2.5 d well but

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it's yeah but it's both it's 2.5 d but it's but it's still shot like in an iso perspective i

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because you there's still depth it's it's kind of like 2d side scroller depth and that you go up the

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screen okay to go back you're saying then that like literally any 2d rpg is also an isometric

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oh well fuck i mean if you're gonna put me on the spot it kind of that maybe that is what i'm saying

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that's not what i want to be saying though no i don't think it counts as isometric isometric

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is when the camera is always fixed at that like 45 degrees yeah yeah am i thinking of something

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else then yeah octopath this is an episode of me just randomly shouting out spontaneously

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things that my brain is just like scuttled up to the front or like talk about this okay

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okay i like octopath yeah let's go yeah great game i'm not like uber passionate about it

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i haven't gotten very far into it yeah i i haven't played in quite a quite a long time

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my second playthrough i got significantly farther than i couldn't tell you where i don't

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remember yeah you have a second playthrough that's it's pretty well not like a play through like the

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second attempt at picking the game up oh clarification yeah wow yeah kind of like build

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yourself up no not even just a just a just a slight faux pas of language if you say faux pas

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one more time faux pas catch these so catch our patreon store uh faux pas will be back in stock

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next week get a bogo deal going for holidays buy one mitt get the other mitt free yeah dude there

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was i mean there's this line you ever just have like these iconic lines of dialogue or one line

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airs from a movie or from a show or game or whatever and it just resonates it just it just

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seared somewhere random in your brain for no reason and just sticks with you there's this line

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um i think it was from like a was it pajama sam is that the is that the game yeah i think yeah i

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think it was a pajama sam game where there's a line where this character says something about

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like hurry hurry there's a blue light special on aisle three buy one sock get one free and

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and i i don't remember how to do most basic math but i'll carry that to my grave i've got that

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on lock forever even the voice like somebody that is a long line is how it's a pretty significant

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chunk of dialogue yeah um yeah i i think i'm pretty sure it's from a pajama sam game i believe you

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absolutely it sounds right the weird voice and the yeah that's exactly what he sounded like too yeah

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good stuff probably purple probably probably i kind of want to go back and play some of those old

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like they have educational collection of those games on um switch i want to say or maybe this

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pc out of somewhere they released like a remaster i don't know if it's a remaster

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yeah they look great still they're all hand-drawn you know animation i'm sure it looks great

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yeah i remember i remember pajama sam putt putt putt dude i remember putt goes to the moon

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um i feel like there's a couple other ones in there there's the rabbit and the

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i don't know if it's a bear who he's with and they're like detectives or something like that

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oh shit um yeah i have no idea i know exactly what you're talking about same group of games

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yeah i don't know what they're called that made those you ever you ever play mavis beacon teaches

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typing for kids hmm that doesn't sound familiar like i want to go back we had slam dunk typing

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oh slam dunk typing yeah sick i was um a prolifically terrible typer up until moving out here

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and playing runescape yeah dude you gotta sell that shit and you gotta be able to type it quick

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you'll type fast oh fuck yeah dude that'll turn you into a fucking hunter plus it was wow i went

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from being like i think i almost i think i did fail the typing class in sixth grade

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like no one had ever failed it i failed it dude you fucking and then by the time that i was out here

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and in like seventh grade typing classes i was fucking killing it and that was all thanks to

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just a summer of like a summer or two that's great on the fucking internet too much thanks

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jackx yes thank you for my thanks for thanks for being there for us when we needed you the most

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words per minute words per minute there we go i taught myself um i always thought like i still see

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i still see this memory as a victory in my in my eyes like i i pulled one over on my mom

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because i remember we had a shitty fucking family computer that i honestly to this day don't

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understand why we had it like we weren't connected to the internet uh we weren't really playing a

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lot of like games or anything like that there was no point in us having this computer but we did

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and i remember telling my mom i was like you should let me use the computer she's like no

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i was like well i just thought i was gonna practice my my spelling words but i thought

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maybe i could teach myself to type them and that would help me really like focus on the words and

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i would memorize how they're spelled and also learn how to type at the same time and she was

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like fine but only to write out your spelling words i was like haha you dumb bitch

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bitch sneaky boy i got access to the computer and that's how i learned how to type

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then all you were allowed to do was type yeah

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yeah i mean that changed at some point i don't i mean not not by like a whole lot like we had

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dial-up at one point for a while that i tried to i tried to watch some some naughty videos

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a few different times i just could never get it alone it was just hours of frustrate frustrating

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suffering just just not like you'd get like the first three or four seconds of a video to buffer

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out and that's it i think maybe you'd have like a nipple in there i think when we had dial-up

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gosh i think when we had dial-up i'm sure i was watching porn right but like i don't think they

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i don't think they had videos i don't think there was streaming video because like i'm sure that

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like porn sites beat youtube to it for just uh video streaming yeah if you look at anything as

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far as the history of the internet goes it all comes from porn sites like they do everything

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first yeah oh yeah pornography the sex industry yeah yeah yeah sex for money industry that's where

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buying things online started oh yeah dude if we can yeah we were buying pussy on the internet

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before you could buy bread yeah yeah absolutely yeah by a long time actually bread was probably

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a lot later down yeah it's probably pretty recent i don't know i mean there's probably some guy

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selling his own bread online like bread.org i love that early internet you know like someone's just

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tiny shitty dot net site of them selling their fucking homemade whatever and i think that's

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why it was like a lady selling her it was her the original only fans like she was taking the pictures

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and then i think what it became was that other women were sending their pictures to her to have

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them to have her sell them oh is that the world's first hot or not site

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right suzanne'sladies.net oh yeah oh i bet that's exactly what it was called too i would i'd be a

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subscriber i remember my first access to naughty media was through uh newground newgrounds yeah

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dude you're so late to the game it's so funny i know that was i would that like for me that was

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like eighth eighth or ninth grade yeah that's late to the game i know dude i know but i was like i

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remember i remember being at one of my buddy's house um because we were allowed to go over there

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and we like we could play like dance dance revolution and shit like that and i remember

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like one day i was he just happened to say like oh well we can just use the computer we could

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look something up like whatever it was and i was like oh yeah wouldn't that be cool and he's just

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like i mean it's right there and i was like wait you you just have a computer down here just hooked

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up to the internet and you can just get on it whenever and like your parents don't care

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you're like yeah and i was like could we forgo our previously agreed upon plans to perhaps explore

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that a little bit can you show me the internet oh dude that was like the first thing we did was

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go into newgrounds watch a bunch of probably stick fight videos yeah and then it's probably

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some weird scat porn like porn yeah dude yeah it's awesome oh dude dating sim games i was hella into

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those dude i'm like working out for four days you know going going to my job for two days sleeping

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making money getting those stats up trying to woo the ladies the cat girls dude i fucking loved

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those games and honestly like pretty indicative of what i like in games even to this day like i

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i love to see the numbers go up i love a good progression and i just want to succeed and a

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waifu in life in general yeah and if there's a waifu at the end of the tunnel sign me up

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i will i always think about the game uh i think it was either i think it was a game or a clip i

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don't know but there's like smell vision or something like that that this guy gets instead of

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getting like x-ray vision he gets smelled screwed over and gets smelled vision and you just see like

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everyone farting everywhere all the time oh that'd be horrendous hilarious that's oh god dude peak

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internet peak internet and i always think about is there just some guy in here like when i'm at the

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bar working who could just see all the parts see that it's just me some weird form of fucked up

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synesthesia yeah there's this old game like um i don't know if it was like a dog's life or just

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called dog or what the fuck everyone was but you played as a dog oh big surprise and you have like

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smell vision okay a dog yeah sure i get it i get it and like different smells of different colors

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so that's okay they see like they see like clouds of color so i just imagine that everyone has their

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own different color and shade to their color all those crystal girls are wrong it's it's not your

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aura that's your fart your fart cloud yeah burnt onto me just baked into your essence yeah that's

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you are what you eat there's just one dude just sitting there just like

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i've been given this knowledge and this power i can't call anyone out on it no but i know

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and you just see just like the people like the two the the dude and the chick that are the two hottest

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people in the bar and they're just fucking just the shittiest part shittiest cloud auras yeah that

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wouldn't surprise me in the least um beautiful people have dog shit diets yeah and that's canon

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that's kidding you can quote me on that uh see me with my dumb truck of a body actually uh treated

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uh treated like a temple yeah yeah i only take in uh whole organic foods in their unprocessed form

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um i don't wash my vegetables i eat them with the dirt on and uh me and this man ate a

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fucking gas station and a taco bell today yeah okay but those those little fucking whatever

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those things were that i know i've never seen before that was so fucking bomb dude the one

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that i had i didn't even realize it until after i started eating it was like french toast yeah what

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bro absolutely huge flame um i've been paying the price for whatever that was ever since

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maybe that's what those guys are from today for sure yeah i ate at a gas station for breakfast

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yeah of course eggs yeah gas station eggs yeah oh yeah it's like a step above safety as far as a

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sushi from a gas station goes sushi yeah sushi is a guaranteed crit fail like these were like

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freshly baked that day oh that day yeah i would accept that day yeah maybe not made i'm not saying

377
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:55,200
they were fresh yeah they were probably shipped in a week ago frozen but they were thought out and

378
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:02,560
then we formed today i am a picky egg eater and those were decent eggs they were no they actually

379
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:10,240
i was way better than a mcdonald's egg yeah are you mcdonald's eggs they freak me they weird me out

380
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,760
you're talking about like the liquid ones no like i have liquid eggs at mcdonald's yeah so liquid

381
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:22,480
there's some liquid mcdonald's uses both liquid eggs and like actual eggs like oh yeah there's a

382
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:27,120
liquid egg when it comes out in like that bar like when you have it on a sandwich and it's just like

383
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,640
a perfect the folded egg flat yeah it's just that yellow it's so gross sponge cake yeah dude

384
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:39,200
that's nasty i fuck with it dude i would um so texture is a big thing for me and that is no i

385
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:44,400
i get that there's the so i don't know i can't remember the name of it and it's it's an asian

386
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,720
culture thing i don't know which specifically the folding of the egg yeah they've got like those

387
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:54,480
square pans and they like yeah just keep pouring the egg in yeah and it just rolls on itself yeah

388
00:40:54,480 --> 00:41:00,640
and i love that because then you get like just these layers of like it's basically like a good

389
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:07,120
mcdonald's folded egg but with many more folds yeah and dude i like the way it looks i think i

390
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,840
made them for ren after seeing that tiktok video i made them like that for ren yeah yeah just like

391
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:17,360
how you can yeah yeah hell yeah and yeah those look cool but i can also tell just by looking

392
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,400
at those i'm like that's not the tech because i just scrambled eggs i can really i really just

393
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,440
have to scarf them down it is hard for me to eat the scrambled eggs by themselves really yeah i mean

394
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,920
scrambled i can do but then you talk about like a fried egg no fucking way i'm eating that by

395
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:37,280
itself what about on a slice of toast yes absolutely you have the crunch yeah just straight up just goo

396
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:45,680
warm goo because if your egg is over easy or over medium it's not going to be that hot

397
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:52,320
i do like i do like a hot i want a hot egg but you never get a hot enough egg you never eat the egg

398
00:41:52,320 --> 00:42:01,280
fast enough to not eat cold yeah you're gonna be eating some cold egg i okay so i made i made some

399
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:06,800
pretty bomb breakfast this weekend and i just like sourdough toast and then over easy eggs

400
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:14,160
and some like sausage patties that i pressed that's amazing i love super simple and i've been eating

401
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,360
i've been eating okay so i accidentally bought like nine bell peppers last week um that's its own

402
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:24,720
story so i've been eating a lot of bell peppers lately i've just been like like i'll skin i'll

403
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:31,440
you know i'll trim out an entire bell pepper into like one long sheet say skin i started to say that

404
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:36,320
okay it's not what i okay all right but i was kind of hoping i don't think you're supposed to skin

405
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:42,400
those yeah i think you're supposed to eat the skin on the peppers like maybe that's what's wrong maybe

406
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,680
that's why they hurt my stomach it's because you're not skinning your peppers okay foolish

407
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:53,040
mistake i didn't know i didn't know that explains it you do now save your tummy next time skin your

408
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:58,400
peppers uh but i'm like sandwich dude i'll put a whole bell pepper on it oh dude bell pepper on a

409
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:04,640
sandwich ham and mustard maybe some cheese on there and some bell peppers especially if they're orange

410
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:10,240
bell peppers uh-huh oh it adds such a good oh you get the crunch it's really juicy like you get the

411
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:16,320
sweetness oh dude so do you do the a little bit of mustard on the other side do a little bit of

412
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:24,800
horseradish so okay so actually fun fact so i've got some homemade mustards from the farmers market

413
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:32,880
that jan's mustards yeah i've got a few of hers um and i've got i've got a jalapeno one a dill one

414
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:42,480
and then uh her take on a stone mustard like a stone ground um they're good i like her mustards

415
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:48,160
they're not crazy unique it's all basic it's all the same mustard base yeah with accents is how i

416
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:53,920
describe it yeah they are good i do like them quite a bit um so i've been using her jalapeno mustard

417
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:59,440
and some mayonnaise and then i usually do turkey and chicken and then i have this habanero cheese

418
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:09,360
that i've been using oh and then uh pickle and then the fucking bell pepper and god damn that's

419
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:15,200
a hearty delicious but like still semi light and refreshing yeah because dude that peppermint

420
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,520
just adds so much to be desired i love it it does it adds a nice crunch to that sandwich

421
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:27,600
you gotta have a good crunch yeah because i do i like i don't like crazy toasted bread on a sandwich

422
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:32,720
you know because the shoes on my mouth yeah yeah yeah and i got i got gentle gums bro i feel you

423
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:39,360
so but like just a just a whole light yeah yeah just a light toast just enough to give it a little

424
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:44,320
bit of i want to hold this sandwich in one hand you know i don't want that shit fucking drooping

425
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:52,560
yep i don't want to risk my pickles hitting the floor so yeah um but i had a i had a really

426
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,000
i had a really difficult time stringing tricks together and i feel like it might just be because

427
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,560
i don't have a lot of experience skateboarding and i'm not like i obviously don't know what any of the

428
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:07,600
tricks are called so i don't i'm like i don't know what the natural progression for a skate combo

429
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:13,520
would be anyway well i think also in your defense you're looking at it from like i know you've played

430
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:20,160
tony ox underground and anytime any of these ones on the console they're more arcadey than they are

431
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:26,400
on the handheld they you get less air i feel like and the handheld than you do on the console and

432
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:32,160
so thus leaving less room for these crazy combos that you're probably your brain is immediately like

433
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:39,120
oh let me throw three tricks in yeah right and you're like fucking yeah yeah and part of that is

434
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:47,280
also like in in thug tony ox underground you thanks for you progress your yeah i was like

435
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:53,120
uh you progress your character like they get more and more they're able to get higher air and

436
00:45:53,760 --> 00:46:00,560
like an rpg element excuse me uh not an rpg element just like uh character your character

437
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:08,160
levels up you've done this combo yeah like you you do a trick this long or a manual for 15 seconds

438
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:14,000
so now your balance on your manuals is better oh okay so kind of like achievement and unlocks

439
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,520
yeah okay that's kind of cool that's kind of cool yeah nothing like that in this one no it's a it's

440
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:25,040
harder i don't like this one i i don't know i appreciated the difficulty curve to it because

441
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:33,600
it wasn't untouchable difficult it was like oh i'm i can't just skate through it i have to i'm

442
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:38,400
gonna have to put a little time and like kind of get a feel for stringing these together and like

443
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:44,880
you know you land a couple combos and it's like oh i think the coolest one i had a some big jump i

444
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:52,800
got big air on it and then landed in a grind and then like some kind of flip off of the rail into

445
00:46:52,800 --> 00:47:01,040
a manual and then held that out allied back into a grind and then dropped into something and did a

446
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,520
cool i i didn't land it i did it i did it actually at the very end so i didn't get any of that

447
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,920
yeah that was a kind of a bummer but like i'm still taking some pretty cool point credit for it

448
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:16,400
because i feel i felt pretty good i i nailed i nailed all the landing yeah yeah yeah yeah

449
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:22,000
which i know is kind of the most important part but i tried yeah i tried so yeah absolutely

450
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
appreciate yeah i appreciate you not absolutely flaming me on that i remember being a skater kid

451
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,960
and a lot of the other skaters hated these games the tony hawke games because really yeah because

452
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:41,280
they made skating look so easy oh okay that's fair and so like someone come to the skate park

453
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,000
that didn't skate and they'd be like well can you you know they were just like way less impressed

454
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:51,600
than what they were expecting because they played some tony hawke or something along those lines

455
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,200
you know like it was like but i feel like that would be cool i feel like you're the odds of you

456
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:59,600
showing up to like oh i'm gonna grind off some tricks at the park today and then you you know

457
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:06,240
then like two people in like polos show up they're like yeah my mom bought this game now i can skate

458
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:10,160
and they try to drop into the bowl and just fall on their face i feel like that would be a good

459
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:15,360
time for most that's a good time yeah yeah yeah absolutely but like it was more if i think like

460
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:21,920
when your friends aren't skaters and they're coming to hang out at the skate park and they're just

461
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,440
like that wasn't that cool yeah i could do a fucking crazy amount of tricks in this game

462
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,680
yeah okay that's where that would drive me nuts that's where that annoyance came from

463
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:37,840
i have not broken every toe on both of my feet several times to hear you talk shit about my

464
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,080
passion yeah it's actually really hard to ollie this thing off the ground then land it onto a

465
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:48,880
rail and do a board slide like it's one of the easier parts of skateboarding oh but for someone

466
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:57,200
that can't even ollie like shut the fuck up yeah that's that's fair that's that's fair i suppose if

467
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:04,320
like 90s hacker movies just never got any better and that's just always how hacking well it's

468
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:09,600
honestly not that much better actually i thought about that for even a second like well

469
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,800
yeah and people do hate them you know like in those communities they i do that shit does drive me nuts

470
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,480
and i always have to say so i can't like i don't want to be that guy i don't want to be like

471
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,880
actually he wouldn't be able to do that those networks are not connected at all uh i hate doing

472
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:30,960
that shit but i also can't help it it drives me nuts like that's not what computers do that's not

473
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,680
how they work it's not what they look like it's not even remotely closed i always love the like

474
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:42,240
when there's like the visual going yeah it looks like one of those old school like audio visualizers

475
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:48,000
uh from like back in the day it's like all these like square looking buildings that are actually

476
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,760
servers yeah let me get the file and like all these rectangles open up like cascading down you're like

477
00:49:53,760 --> 00:50:01,600
no no or i'm gonna copy these files over and then hundreds of files open up in cascading order and

478
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:08,320
you're like that you just get a loading bar you just get a loading bar i don't know anything about

479
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:13,840
this shit but i know well enough of like oh man he's really good and they're like having a hacking

480
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,880
battle like while they're typing code out like i don't think that's how that works at all like

481
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:25,040
i'm stopping him from getting in by i don't know what the fuck they're doing i mean like are there

482
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,840
yeah there's there's some of that kind of stuff that does and can still happen in that kind of

483
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:38,880
situation but most hacking is is just it's done at 3 a.m in in your boxers you know with bloodshot

484
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:45,840
eyes you've been staring at the screen for two days it's a lot less glamorous than the movies

485
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,120
make it out to be sure although i will say there's i couldn't give you a single example right now

486
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:57,040
but i love the ones where they actually try to use terminology and and like try to be somewhat

487
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:02,000
accurate but like they just got a guy who kind of knows the buzzwords or maybe he was like their

488
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,760
sound tech he's like well they call me when they can't figure out how to sign into their email so

489
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:14,560
yeah make that guy figure it out oh no he's using the modem yeah like oh not the modem

490
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:24,320
he was like that is clearly a television this shit always cracks me up i uh what is that what's that

491
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:30,320
big one i think it's got john travolta in it is that like a hacker movie is it john travolta or is it

492
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:39,360
oh jesus there's one big hacker movie that i think of and that's hackers that might be the one i'm

493
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:44,160
thinking of too john travolta i do not believe is in that that's fair honestly there's a slim

494
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:51,040
slim chance matthew lillard is in it yeah angela jill is in it that's exactly the one i'm thinking

495
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:57,840
of yeah don't think john missed casting opportunity with john travolta who would you like john

496
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:04,480
travolta to be the bad guy yeah he's like the perfect young fucking dude that wears like a

497
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:10,560
long leather jacket like a trench coat leather jacket oh like uh the matrix yeah what's his name

498
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:18,480
from uh grandma's boy yep that exact guy how can he see me yeah i have his name onto my tongue it's

499
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:24,160
like jake or something like it's like a really simple name me jamie oh that sounds about right

500
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:29,520
that does i think you're is it jamie it's jamie i'm whatever sensei oh man see like i feel like

501
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:35,680
the cadence and the sound like phonetically of the name is is there i just but like jamie feels

502
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:42,560
like it does not feel right well it seems like you know because a girl's name like that would

503
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:48,080
make sense that they give it to him yeah like god that's such a good movie though it is excellent

504
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:53,360
i fucking love that movie i feel like that's a movie that did not do well when it first released

505
00:52:53,360 --> 00:53:00,720
ahead of its time yeah cult classic yo for sure for sure and i also feel like and i think i'm wrong

506
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:07,840
but i feel like it was one of those um it released a dvd like it didn't have a uh theater release

507
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:14,960
you know that wouldn't surprise that was a pretty raunchy movie for its time yeah even yeah because

508
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:19,200
like i feel like that was around the time of like american pie and shit like that when we were kind

509
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,480
of first starting to doubt having a movie that was like that much weed yeah it was like i would say

510
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,360
especially when it had to do with smoking weed it's not just like kids having sex in college is

511
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:35,040
like oh they're smoking the doobies and i guess like you know it does make sense totally that it's

512
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:41,280
a stoner movie but something about that movie and because of me growing up and that was a movie that

513
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:46,480
we always watched like smoking weed in high school like you get stoned and watch grandma's boy damn

514
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:51,120
i was about to agree with you and i was like we had very different experiences i watched it for

515
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:56,480
the first time when i was like 20 but that's i i associate it with people getting stoned and they're

516
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:03,040
like let's watch grandma's boy yeah absolutely it's kind of a weed heavy movie but it's not the

517
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:08,000
heaviest it's not like herald and kumar you know but it's just in that same vein like you don't

518
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:16,400
watch requiem for a dream sober um i did i don't think i would ever watch it on drugs oh really

519
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:22,640
have you ever seen requiem for a dream yeah why would you watch that on drugs it's about the

520
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:29,920
because i didn't know if i didn't know the first time that one's not on me like i was presented

521
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:37,120
with this this excursion unbeknownst of what was about to happen like i had no clue i was like

522
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:43,280
did the baby that fucked me up yeah isn't that train spotting that has a baby or does requiem

523
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,360
for a dream have a baby oh shit yeah no i think you're right either they may as well be the same

524
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:53,280
movie they both make me feel the same way i watched both those movies in like one sitting oh maybe not

525
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:58,320
one sitting but within like a couple of days oh jesus you have to go you have to go sleep outside

526
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:05,360
after those you need to like feel the earth somehow i got put down the loop of i was recommended

527
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:12,640
because of eternal sunshine for the spotless mind good one i was recommended requiem for a dream

528
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:20,400
oh and then train spotting from requiem for a dream in that order no in that order bro like

529
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:27,520
what how the fuck do those two movies relate to eternal sunshine eternal sunshine it's another

530
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:34,560
like beautiful sad movie but like not i don't know one of these makes me weep for human

531
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,760
weep for human or two of these sorry make me weep for humanity and the other one makes me feel sad

532
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:47,040
in a happy way like an arty an artsy beautiful life is complex but it's really pretty too

533
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:54,880
that's i that's the reason why i feel like why like i was freaked out by drugs absolutely it was

534
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:00,640
from watching both of those movies oh man at the beginning of the movie when like it's just that

535
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:08,320
close-up shot of the eyeballs yeah dilating yeah i was like fuck yeah drugs yeah i'm all about

536
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:16,080
anybody got any let's go yeah and then yeah well then you just hide so bad yeah that movie

537
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,240
and it makes so much sense of why it all goes the way that it does and it just such

538
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:28,240
does such a great job of illustrating drug addiction and yeah yeah fuck man how quickly

539
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:35,200
things can get out of hand so off dude i wish that movie wasn't so accurate it's

540
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,680
oh and and another good movie in that vein that i feel like i watched at the very same

541
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:46,960
like in that same time frame party monsters is that what it was called where it had macaulay

542
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:52,880
colkin in it what you never saw this i've never heard of oh my god it's macaulay colkin and seth

543
00:56:52,880 --> 00:57:02,000
green what yeah that sounds good it is it is an amazing movie huh but it's got a fucking it's a

544
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,640
dark dark movie because it's about the drug scene like the drug rave scene in the 90s in new york

545
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:15,920
yeah or maybe it was 80s i don't know but that yeah god dude and macaulay colkin moves out

546
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:22,000
the new york wanting to be an actor and ends up meeting seth green through some shit and

547
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:28,080
and they are kind of like we're gonna make it you know but they're just like getting fucked in this

548
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:36,960
drug scene it is uh it's cool highly recommend i want to i want to watch it again we should do

549
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:42,320
yeah we should do a movie night sometimes but that's another movie that then later on in life

550
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:47,440
you do drugs and it's just ringing out in the back of your head yeah you're like how far from

551
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:54,080
that are you yeah this feels uncomfortably like that one scene yeah oh god dude yeah that's

552
00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:02,000
oh i have too many of those i just like i remember just waking up in different hotel rooms every day

553
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,520
and just like what are we doing

554
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:13,280
what is going on you realize this train ride is fucking madness but you cannot

555
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:18,160
yeah you're like where am i getting off dude the train isn't stopping no like and anywhere i get

556
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:23,760
off is bad maybe if i wait there might be a better spot to get off oh dude the biggest lie everyone

557
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:28,160
tells themselves i'll just wait it'll get better yeah like there's got to be a better spot to have

558
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:35,360
like right up there with no i'm in control well and then that one's not even just for drugs that's

559
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:45,840
just for fucking that's just life 101 baby well speaking of losing control we've lost total control

560
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:57,760
this downhill jam this downhill jam yeah good game honestly enjoyed it yeah it was i liked it

561
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:04,400
i think that you would have felt the same way as me if you'd played the other one first

562
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,960
yeah i think i'm glad you didn't no i am too i think i think i like going from

563
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,680
i like going from the shittier version of something to the nicer version especially when i

564
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:21,040
actually find a way to appreciate the shittier one and then get to experience its elevated form

565
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:25,840
yeah love that who doesn't love that yeah i don't know why i said that like it was such a unique

566
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:31,520
uh perspective like no one else like that you're just being like sarcastic like yeah thanks man

567
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:36,000
thanks man i'm obviously that i hope you'd be surprised to know that i also eat my least

568
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:41,840
favorite foods first and then save the delicious for the last wow that's crazy i also do that

569
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:47,680
wow that's so weird and quirky it's kind of like how like you you know someone's talking and you

570
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,400
just decide to like count the number of letters and the words that they said and then that one's

571
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:58,560
still just even and oh sorry buddy oh i forget that you do that i don't do it so much it seems

572
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:05,280
it's so uncharacteristically autistic for you i love that about you like it's yeah that is like

573
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:11,680
honest to god like if i was designing us i would have thought that would have that was something

574
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:16,080
that should have been in my column yeah definitely about a numbers guy so it's really weird that

575
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:21,600
that's and i feel like i should be but i'm i'm not my brain's like we have numbers we know about them

576
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:29,200
but you know it does make sense with me having that a truly good autistic person would know how

577
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:35,840
many letters are in like every word because of that but i'm dumb and then rather than making this job

578
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,880
easier on myself and remembering how many words are in like remember or how many letters are in

579
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:46,320
remember just every single after hearing it and typing it out in my head so many times to do this

580
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:53,440
yeah i should have just memorized that but i don't i just i like count it out while people are talking

581
01:00:53,440 --> 01:01:00,160
and then don't pay attention to what they're saying so it makes sense that i do it that way

582
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:06,800
no i i hear you i don't think we have time in this episode to for us to talk about how my brain

583
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:13,840
visualizes math it's not pretty it's pretty it's it's it's a little chaotic it no it's very chaotic

584
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:21,600
mine's easy because i can't do math uh i cut things down into shapes oh that's yeah i cut

585
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:28,320
numbers down into shapes and like that's bad it's pretty rough dude it's like i play tetris with

586
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:35,600
numbers and sometimes pieces get lost yeah i bet can you show your work can i show my work yeah

587
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:40,800
like i mean like i'm actually doing math on paper yeah absolutely no but can you show the work of how

588
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:46,320
it works in your brain oh yeah like yeah i'd love to have been the teacher that's just like

589
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:52,640
grading papers and then all of a sudden there comes ed's paper with just like squares and triangles

590
01:01:52,640 --> 01:02:01,120
and all this and then just like a number of circles it helps if you play the tetris thing

591
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:09,040
when you read it take this kid yeah seriously oh god yeah no i had a big fetish for geometric

592
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:15,840
shapes and like symmetry and shit like that and it was where do you want to use yeah all right

593
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:24,320
i had a big i was big ups for it a big boner big big big boner big big oh careful i had to dad

594
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:30,720
i was gonna say big boy boner um actually no i stand by that big boy boner i'm getting that

595
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:38,080
shit tattooed on me triple b not the better business bureau shout out to the better business

596
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:43,920
bureau yeah shout out to those guys yeah thanks for looking after our interests as the consumer

597
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:50,960
making sure that we're protected um fuck the employees yeah wait what employees yeah why

598
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:57,520
will the employees do fuck them wait what's the bbb's employees no bbbs are making sure that

599
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,240
they're taking care of the customers but fuck the employees oh yeah yeah we don't give a shit about

600
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:08,880
workers rights yeah we just want to make sure that consume yeah yeah we just want to consume buy ds

601
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:20,480
games yeah make my games more valuable listen to our podcast is he are you a ghost though are you

602
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:28,400
i i don't know man it just kind of happened well this is me i think we've rode this hill as far as

603
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:34,240
we can ride it rode this hill out baby it's it's been ridden as hard as it can ride what do we

604
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:40,000
ride it next what are we riding next what did what did we decide we talked about it um it's not

605
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:50,240
okami it's okami din okami din yeah it's the love child seek not quite sequel not in a spin-off

606
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:57,440
standalone game i think it's a spiritual successor and i just always thought that it was a like i was

607
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:03,840
like a port yeah or like just another like yeah port i guess but not really a port because i

608
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:10,320
thought it was a game specifically made for the ds from the series but having read that

609
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:16,640
is a spiritual successor i don't i don't know what to expect it's um but yeah it's the follow-up

610
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:25,760
game to okami i guess which i think was originally released for the wii ps2 really i want to say ps2

611
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,920
i thought i thought that game was built specifically for like the point controls

612
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:38,160
no it's ps2 absolutely 100 it came out before the wii no way yeah because i remember

613
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:47,280
there might be a remake on the there's probably a remake on the wii yeah actually i think i have i

614
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:52,560
think it's on steam too it's also on switch now remember that's where i played it i don't remember

615
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:58,800
either way beautiful game love the japanese watercolor art style yeah um and just kind of a

616
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:05,680
good adventure game yeah it had that's it got a great zelda feel to it yeah big zelda vibes

617
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:12,720
love the little characters uh again the art style the environment it's all oh it meshes very well

618
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:18,800
and they do a really good job with like mechanics progression which i which i think is really big

619
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:24,400
for that type of game if you're if your mechanic sucks in terms of gameplay and how those

620
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:31,120
i guess are leveraged throughout fuck i don't care anymore if there's no hook shot i don't want to

621
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:38,560
play i don't think there's gonna be a hook shot grappling hook i don't hear a dog well

622
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:50,880
well you get a you get a fucking kind of a grapple thing that you can do when in zelda and when you

623
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:56,320
turn into the wolf and twilight because you have imp what's her name impa something like that midna

624
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:01,520
midnight you're fucking back was a giant monster hand yeah she's got that big ass arm that comes

625
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:07,280
out i mean maybe maybe oh komi didn't will have something yeah help him along the way too yeah

626
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:12,400
i'll be interested see if you even get that far yeah we'll see i'll probably sink some time into

627
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:17,920
this game i i really enjoyed yeah yeah i'm looking forward to this i totally forgot that this

628
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:23,120
exists i didn't know it existed at all until it rolled up yeah what a pleasant surprise

629
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:37,520
well hell yeah dudes we'll catch you on the next tubular episode of pocket cast far out man