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Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Pocket Cast.

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This is a very special episode of Pocket Cast, being that it is episode 7.

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And it's hailing baseballs outside.

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Yeah, literally hailing baseballs.

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So it's a good night to be recording, and not outside.

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You've got Ed on the horn, joined by Fletcher.

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That's me.

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Yeah.

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And you can reach us as always on Twitter.

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You can reach Fletcher at GapToothMF, and myself of course at Unicorn.

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If you haven't figured out how to spell it yet, go back to previous episode.

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I like that.

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Even though our last episode, I don't think we covered handles, panhandles, I don't think

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we covered handles at all.

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That's perfect.

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Two episodes back.

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I'll start writing it in the description.

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There you go.

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So you know that we don't have to start covering, we don't have to cover it anymore.

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It'll just always be in the description.

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Just Unicorn.

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Hell yeah.

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Check link in the description.

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If you don't know, now you know, Ed.

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Thanks man.

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Of course.

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This week we covered...

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This was Harvest Moon DS Grand Bazaar.

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Grand Bazaar.

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Or, in other words, Stardew Valley Nintendo DS Edition.

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On baby legs.

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You know, I just, I kinda have trouble saying it that way because it came first.

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No, 100%.

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And I know it's sacrilegious to make pretend at the opposite.

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But this is my first Harvest Moon game.

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It is my second Harvest Moon game.

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The one, I've played this one now more than the other one that I've played.

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Oh really?

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Yeah.

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No shit.

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I know, and I think even at the end of last episode I even confused them.

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Harvest Moon with, oh god, Happy Animals.

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Animal Crossing.

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Yeah, Animal Crossing.

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Because I knew you liked Animal Crossing.

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And I have to assume at this point that I probably just made the correlation on my own.

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I don't know.

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But I always thought you were super into Harvest Moon titles.

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That, I can see the mix up and I'm seeing there's a new story of seasons coming out.

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Story of seasons is what Harvest Moon became.

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I don't know if it's the, like I assume it's one of those things where the creator doesn't

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hold the rights to the name Harvest Moon.

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Oh yeah.

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And so he's gone on to make, or the team has gone on to make, story of seasons I think

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is what it's called.

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I'm not super familiar with them, but I just saw this one and it was very much Animal Crossing

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meets Harvest Moon.

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I mean, Harvest Moon is already, I mean already playing it.

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It's kind of Animal Crossing.

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I would say the-

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It's a little, it's not, yeah.

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You know, the dialogue, the interaction with the characters isn't nearly as fun as it is

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in the Animal Crossing.

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Yeah.

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I know that we didn't probably but scratch the surface of this game.

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So I know that there has to be more later on, like relationship building and crap like

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that to progress character dialogue and whatever.

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Well, but what it seems like though is that even those mechanics are really kind of basic.

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What ends up happening is the juggling of your crops and the amount of relationships

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that you were probably trying to main, like carry on.

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And the benefits that they bring.

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Because when I was watching the speedrun, the guy had talked about the, he was doing

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the run for the best bazaar in the world.

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Yeah.

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Whereas the, he was talking about another one that you can do for the, like which one

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you're marrying or if you get married first or I don't know what the-

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What the goal is at the end of the relationship one, but there's speed runs where they are

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going to go for a relationship rather than focusing on the bazaar.

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And I'm assuming so then there must also be a focus on the farm run as well or something.

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I don't know if that would just go hand in hand with the bazaar.

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I can't speak personally to Harvest Moon because again, I just scratched the surface because

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there's so much to do in a given day, right?

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It's farming simulator 101, but at the same time there's also this relationship building

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feature thing.

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And for someone who's trying to get the most content or the most progress in a game in

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the shortest amount of time to be able to, I don't know, fill an hour with.

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You know, I'm speed running those turnips, man.

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I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't trying to talk to everybody very often.

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And I remember in Stardew Valley, again, underlying principles one to one, for sure.

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Stardew Valley starts you off making you, like your first social quest, if you will,

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is to talk to every NPC and you quickly come to realize every NPC has its own routines.

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It's like Majora's Mask, right?

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Everybody's on a timetable.

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Okay.

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And then sometimes you'll hit a trigger at some point, progressing somebody's individual

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character quest line, I guess you can call it, or relationship path, whatever.

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And that might trigger an environmental change and it disrupts things.

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You know, so people's patterns might shift because they get a different job or something

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like that, right?

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I think it's very well pronounced in something like Stardew Valley.

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This one felt pretty meh.

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Yeah, it was very, very meh.

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Very mild.

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And it seemed to me that even to the speed runners, this seemed very mundane, repetitive.

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They were talking about how you can do the watering your turnips twice and they'll come

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out with a higher quality.

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But it takes, you have to wait 12 hours to water them again.

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That being 12 minutes real time.

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One minute is one second in the game.

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So you've got 60 second hours.

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Wait, is that right?

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No, you have it backwards.

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It's one second is one minute in the game.

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I did have that backwards.

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Yes.

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In reverse.

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Willy Wonka reversed that shit.

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Strike that, reverse it.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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I've never heard that before.

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I don't think.

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Well, in the, he's got that line where he says, strike that, reverse it.

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Willy Wonka is in there?

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Willy Wonka in the movie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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Oh, he has a line.

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He says strike that, reverse it.

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He says something backwards.

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I know you talked about that.

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I don't remember for the life of me what it was he said.

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Yeah, I wish I knew the response.

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Damn.

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Now I want to watch Willy Wonka, dude.

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Here watch the remake.

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John Depp one?

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Yeah.

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Man, I love Willy Wonka.

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Like the story, the original, the book, the movies.

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the book.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So I'm torn because I didn't hate the Johnny Depp version.

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I did like it.

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It doesn't for me nearly have the charismatic charm that, and Jesus Christ, I cannot remember

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the actors.

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Jane Wilder.

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Jane Wilder, yeah.

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I was going to say Gene Audrey, but that is a totally different individual.

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So it's Gene Wilder and he is, he's whatever his time frames Chris Farley.

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I don't know.

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I don't even remember Chris Farley.

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Apples and oranges.

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Definitely not Chris Farley.

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Just so beloved.

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Not at all the same type of presentation in their art at all.

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But like to me, those are like equally deeply moving individuals.

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I love Chris Farley, but when I'm talking about him, we're talking about Gene Wilder.

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King.

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Yeah.

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But the Johnny Depp movie is so much more accurate to the book.

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Is it really?

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I've never seen it.

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Dude, it is 100 percent like Willy Wonka's origin, like with his father and the dental

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hygiene like militant regime and shit.

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And then like his escapades into the unknown wildernesses to unearth new flavors and stuff.

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Super, super lore accurate.

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Like that's he's like out there slicing bugs in the jungle and like licking their guts

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and he's like, maybe a candy idea.

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You know, they ever do the what was the sequel to that one?

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It was where because they break through the glass ceiling.

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Yeah.

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And then Willy Wonka, like that's.

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But there's never heard it literally said that way out loud breaking through the glass

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ceiling.

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And then just like, was that was that a political statement?

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Like, I mean, you got a little poor I was going to say orphan boy, but it wasn't not

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an orphan, not an orphan at all.

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You got a family fucking pimp as Grandpa Joe.

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It passed.

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We're like just slumming it.

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Dude, no, man.

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Grandpa Joe was pimp old school grandpa Joe.

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He's either way.

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He's just fucking slumming it through the fucking cabbage soup.

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Just like just slum.

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It's just the slum bag, dude.

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Just fucking can't get out of bed to make a goddamn cent for his family.

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And then the moment they're doing a trip to the fucking.

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Like why is it?

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Why is it?

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Oh, golden ticket, you say, boy, my legs feel a bit juvenile.

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Oh, yeah.

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I haven't gotten out of bed in 13 years.

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Yeah.

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Piece of shit.

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Grandpa Joe.

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You know, he was out there like on the prowl at night slaying some posts, some alley posts.

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Oh, dude, so strange.

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100 percent.

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He was just the syphilis that kept him in bed.

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Do you think Grandpa Joe is James from James and the Giant Beach?

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Just out there.

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I was trying to get that booty.

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And then just after years of the syphilis and the booty chasing, you just got too tired

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of the peachy sweet juices.

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You can't get out of bed anymore.

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I'm sorry.

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What the fuck?

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I tried to hang on there with you, dude.

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I don't.

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We took some fucking turns on that one.

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I mean, I'm just asking for a little bit for you to.

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Dude, I've got my eyes wide open, dude.

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My third eye is fucking blasted right now and I have I cannot.

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I need you to know how we got here.

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My heart.

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My bad.

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Wrong.

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Wrong.

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Metaphysical.

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I need all seven of them opened up.

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Seven.

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I think it's seven.

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Bro, I'm a fat 30 plus year old dude.

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You think you got more than seven then?

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No, I was going to say one is impressive.

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I just figured you had like to make a circle around your stomach for those that can't see.

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Yeah, I'm glutton.

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I'm glutton from Full Metal Alchemist.

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Oh, man, yeah, I just knew exactly what you were talking about.

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I didn't know I had that image and information link in my brain, but you just accessed it.

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Yeah, you're welcome, dude.

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Boom.

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There you go.

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Yeah.

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Thanks.

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I'm glad you can access the library that I can't fucking access.

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It's a lot easier to hit random shit when you're throwing darts in the dark, buddy.

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That's true.

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Man, I'm going to pass that one on to somebody's kids.

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Probably not mine.

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Your kids.

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I'm not yours.

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Like yours to the to the audience.

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Your kids.

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Oh, right.

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The listeners kids.

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We've been doing this for so many years.

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It'll be your kids.

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Your kids are going to grow up listening to this.

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We can do it in our in our fucking.

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I don't know what time.

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Like what point do you think they're going to start, you know, looking at putting us

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in a home or something?

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Probably not until our 80s.

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And we got until like we said 60s in our 60s.

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We'll be done with this in our 60s.

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Oh, yeah.

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Once we get.

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Yeah, because we did the math on how long it is.

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Well, at this rate, shit, maybe 60, 70s.

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I can promise to you and our listeners at home or at work or wherever the fuck you are,

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I'm going to do my best to keep my life together.

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For at least.

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Twelve months starting in August.

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That's fair.

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Yeah, I'd have a crazy couple of months.

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You had like this fire at his office that was like all electrical and definitely didn't

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have anything to do with him.

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And the police didn't look into him at all.

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Well, because I was so helpful.

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He wasn't held at all by the police for 72 hours or longer.

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And we didn't get pushed off even further when he got released.

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And then the press came out and his his manager dropped him.

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And then, you know, my agents won't let me record with him unless he's got his agents.

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And so now we are just stuck in this periodic hellscape.

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Yeah, there's nothing that we could do.

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It's really been an unfortunate nightmare.

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Well, I think again, I didn't do anything, but I can't believe Stacey didn't make it

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out.

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You know, she should have been there.

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I told her to come to work.

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Yeah, it's a tragedy, man.

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He Stacey or if he Stacey, your mom still got it going on, though.

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She look good in that black dress at the.

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She's looking real good, dude.

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She's looking real fucking good.

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Fucking fire.

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Hmm. Yikes. About to bust out that lawnmower, see if she needs her grief grass cut.

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Hmm. Speaking of which, yeah, then the game Harvest Moon.

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Right. Notice that there's a double jump.

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You know, I did.

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That was one of my favorite mechanics.

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It felt it felt so out of place, but so good.

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It was the best double jump.

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He's like, oh, my God, it feels like I'm clearing some air.

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Oh, dude, I mean, well, let's let's do the.

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Let's do the bachelor math on that because I'm not busting out numbers at all for this.

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Sure. But you're easily jumping three and a half for I'm going to say more of your characters.

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OK, yeah, probably. Oh, of your character.

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Yeah, like your pixel art.

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Probably two and a half.

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Two and a half on the screen from like an actual pixel density.

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But in terms of like the relative, yeah, yeah, space to the because like, you know, that

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section like right south of the farm and you're like supposed to be on a hill and then the

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path comes down on the slope.

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But like off to the side, you have like those.

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I don't know, like cliff steps that come down, you know, totally with the river.

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You can just straight up jump over two of those.

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Yeah. Trying to tell me that's only like two and

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a half times your height.

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OK, let's be real about the like the cliff that you can double jump onto.

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Yeah. Did you realize that you can there's a shortcut all the way across to the market

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because you jump on the barrel.

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It took me a long time to realize you can jump on the barrel.

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Me too. I think it was an accident.

327
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I think so for this for me as well.

328
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Yeah, I was I was delightfully pissed.

329
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Yeah. I was like, how many times have I spent so much fucking time running around?

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And then you watch some of the speedrun, you know.

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Yeah. The fact that you could have absolutely just planted and gone to sleep

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and planted and gone to sleep and like just watered and gone to sleep.

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Pulled your turn. I did know into like town nearly as much

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because I kept buying, like picking things up and sell them to Raul.

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And then like trying to like make extra money.

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I was also trying to build my relationships just by talking to these characters.

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But every day they say the same fucking. Yeah.

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Do they have they try to give them flowers?

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It took me a minute to figure out how to give them flowers.

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I figured it out. Mm hmm.

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That didn't do anything.

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And then. Finally, something happened

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where I was able to build like a little bit of relationship with somebody.

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And I don't even remember that it happened to fall on a certain day

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where you like it was like a gift giving day.

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It could have been or I don't.

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So I didn't realize this, but I had a.

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I had a significant head start.

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Understanding of like the mechanics, like the underlying mechanics of the game.

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And of course, it's from Stardew Valley, but like I knew going in,

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I was like, I'm going to be skipping days.

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I'm going to be skipping days.

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I'm going to try to talk to everybody once in town.

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It's going to fucking stonewall you in terms of progress

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to at least probably the first weekend, second weekend,

356
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because and same thing in Stardew Valley.

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Granted, there's no bizarre, but basically everything you sell.

358
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You get your gains back, I think, at the end of each week.

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Yeah, I think I know I played a tiny bit.

360
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Oh, God, it's been a while.

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I'm pretty sure there's you can sell things overnight each night.

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You drop them in the box.

363
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Yeah, but then there's something that happens at the end of each week

364
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where like that's where your big returns are for the life of me.

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Jesus, I don't remember what it is.

366
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Does like a certain crop take a week or is a certain vendor come around?

367
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Yeah, there might have been. Holy fuck.

368
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Did they have a bizarre of sorts?

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Never played the game. Fuck me.

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I don't remember. There was there was something.

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Maybe maybe it was just nightly.

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It's I think I've realized that I really want to like farming games

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and I just don't have the attention span or it's just for some reason.

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Like it makes me sleepy.

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But I definitely feel that I feel like.

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Man, if there was one that you like, if you were like one more try,

377
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one more try, Stardew Valley and you can co-op it.

378
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Yeah, but it is it is a very it is as good as it gets, in my opinion.

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But, you know, with all of my experience of having played that game,

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plus however many hours I put into Harvest Moon DS Grand Bazaar.

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But it's super well polished.

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The mechanics are clean.

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And like I've played it on PC and Switch.

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Both feel really good.

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I will say I like the art style more on Harvest Moon than I do on Stardew Valley.

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Uh, you know, because I get which are we holding?

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Because, again, my only exposure is this title here.

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Are we holding that one to the flame or are you thinking something else?

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No, I'm thinking of this exact Harvest Moon.

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When I'm talking Harvest Moon, I mean this game.

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Fair enough. That's fair. That's fair.

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Because I get it's one of those things where.

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Whenever something becomes.

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How do I say this?

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Whenever something is like retrofitted, an example being like Ship Lap

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or anything you're seeing people do in their homes right now that they did,

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like in the 70s, in the 80s and 90s and early 2000s, you were like,

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that looks bad, but now it looks good again.

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That's going to look bad again.

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I'm not saying that like it could. I think I think I hear you.

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Because pixel art, you can look back and there's always been good pixel art.

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Stardew Valley's is good,

403
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but it's not like an astonishing pixel art to me.

404
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It doesn't like it, like because I'm even thinking about, too,

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looking at some of the Harvest Moon games prior that are 16 bit.

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Mm hmm. It did such a good job on the DS

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where it doesn't look in a lot of games that go for 3D models on the DS.

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You end up with a lot chunkier or like sharper edges on the characters.

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You know, the polygons are a little bit more noticeable. Right.

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In this game, it was really the characters were very well rounded.

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I mean that literally like they're there.

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There's not really sharp edges on them.

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That's there's not a grainy filter at all to the because sometimes you run into

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that, too, where it's like because they're using so much.

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I think the mintium. Yeah. Grainy.

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Grainy. Yeah. There's no grain in this one.

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It just looks it looks really smooth and buttery.

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And that's another reason like I just really wanted to love this game.

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I thought for sure in the first two days, the two games and the days in the game,

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I thought for sure like I'm going to love this.

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This is going to be my jam.

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Like I am all about Harvest Moon.

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I'm going to this is going to be a game I'm going to keep playing

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after we're done with this week.

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How did you like it, Fletcher? I did not. Yeah.

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I mean, it put me to sleep really well.

427
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And I'm never opposed to that.

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I love a game that I can play where I can just like feel my eyes closing

429
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and I'm having trouble focusing and like also I kind of open my eyes

430
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and I'm like running into a wall or like you come to and your eyes are open.

431
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But you're just like, do you?

432
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That was me playing solo to Robo.

433
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Yeah, dude.

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Every not every time, of course, but like, fuck me every time.

435
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I feel like so let's see.

436
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Robo kept me going more than Harvest Moon did, because then after your first week,

437
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you hit that wall of just like, oh, my God, this is going to be so much repetition.

438
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I know. Well, like every every time you sell your crops, because I think

439
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the farm plot that you start out with,

440
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I don't remember the dimensions per se, but I think I think you can

441
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plant 54 crops at once or something like that. OK.

442
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Did you ever were you able to the point where you could fill it all the way up?

443
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No, I almost had it filled up, but I didn't have it quite

444
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because I also had trouble understanding how not to walk on them.

445
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Yes. And I know you explained the mechanic to me, but I could not get it to work.

446
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I can. I did not. You can also there's a toggle walk button.

447
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So walking doesn't hurt them.

448
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No, walking is fine. It's only when you're sprinting.

449
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Yeah, that makes so much more sense.

450
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I just always forgot there's a sprint button.

451
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Like I would use the first deal where you turned it on and then just turned off.

452
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And I was just like, oh, whatever, la dee da dee da,

453
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because it is a lot of time killing, at least in the beginning.

454
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And if you're doing it the way I was doing it, where like I was trying to

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make the most out of every day.

456
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100 percent. And then you get to the Grand Bazaar and you're like,

457
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oh, I didn't need to do.

458
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I just needed to grow these fucking crops.

459
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And it's I think the part where I got stuck the most is the animation time

460
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to interact with each plot.

461
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Oh, how about the sounds?

462
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Oh, did you choose a boy or a girl character?

463
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You went with a girl, didn't you? I went with a boy.

464
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Oh, did you? OK.

465
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But you did see that same video as me where the girl character

466
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just makes the most obnoxious, like half orgasm noise.

467
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It is weird. It's bad. It is unsettling.

468
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And yet to hear that on repeat so many times, 54 times.

469
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Well, well, that depends because if you're planting, if it's planting day

470
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and unless you if you plant it perfectly and you harvest on Bazaar day

471
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and then plant that day, if you can somehow have enough stamina,

472
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then you don't have to hoe the plots the next day

473
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because you don't have enough stamina to hoe every plot to plant

474
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every plot and water every plot.

475
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And don't even get me started on fucking fertilizer if you want to use that.

476
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And then you got to and if you do want stamina, you can buy food

477
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and drinks and stuff at the cafe.

478
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So you can do that.

479
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Yeah. God damn it.

480
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I don't know how much it gives you and it's expensive.

481
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It's like 350 coins for just my best grand Bazaar day.

482
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It was like 18 grand. 18 grand.

483
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I don't remember how much mine was, but I guarantee it wasn't that much.

484
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I did pretty well, but I think it was like five.

485
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,880
That's pretty good, though. Yeah, I did.

486
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I I did the same thing as you for the first couple of weeks

487
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because I knew there was going to be a well, I didn't know.

488
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I assumed there was going to be a relationship situation.

489
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,400
It's a lot more.

490
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I guess intuitive, like a Stardew Valley,

491
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and and I was pretty sure that system was there.

492
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And then there's a menu in there where you can see everybody's like heart levels.

493
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Yeah. And so confirmed.

494
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But Jesus Christ, there's there's a lot of weird triggers.

495
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Right. I think after the first month,

496
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,400
I think you get windmills.

497
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,800
I think that's after the first month.

498
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,600
Really? I didn't get that far.

499
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,600
Or not. I guess it's the first season rather.

500
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,400
Right. But I think it's the first season.

501
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:39,080
But yeah, you can put it's basically like a refinery.

502
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,000
So you can and you can make like teas and stuff.

503
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,960
And there's obviously all of the event days on the calendar, like the holidays.

504
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,600
You can give people specific things on those days and they'll like them.

505
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,200
And then I don't know about this game, but I know like Stardew Valley, every

506
00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:00,920
every NPC had like three categories of items.

507
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,200
Shit that they absolutely under no circumstance want to be gifted

508
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,000
and they'll fucking hate you for it.

509
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,600
Mediocre shit or maybe maybe it was neutral or something.

510
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,600
And then stuff that they're like, yeah, this was cool.

511
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,000
Yeah, they did. And then they're like, yo, I'll suck your dick for this shit.

512
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,800
If you looked at their description, it says things that they like.

513
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,400
Damn. Yeah.

514
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,600
So I don't think it's as in depth as that, but it is similar to that.

515
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800
Yeah.

516
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,600
Yeah, I did not progress a single relationship.

517
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,800
I got to maybe progress.

518
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,600
And one was with like someone's son, one of the nice boys.

519
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,800
I don't know.

520
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,800
And then one of them was with the the business oriented chick.

521
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,000
Do you know what I'm talking about?

522
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,400
Yeah.

523
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,800
The one that worked outside the city.

524
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,200
I was like, oh, yeah, the milf.

525
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,600
That's who I'm getting.

526
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Yeah, I feel like I am on principle because I fucking hate the mayor

527
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,600
because he looks like a lion.

528
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,080
He looks like the cowardly lion.

529
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,240
I love the mayor.

530
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,920
I fucking cannot stand him, dude.

531
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,880
He's a cool dude.

532
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,480
He's got these cool glasses.

533
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,320
Coolest dude vibe to him.

534
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,800
Big dick energy, dude.

535
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,960
BD. What? Oh, yeah.

536
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,640
No, dude, this guy wouldn't shut the fuck up, dude.

537
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,720
He's pissing me off.

538
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,680
So I do.

539
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:21,080
I gave his daughter flowers every fucking day for a month, dude.

540
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,280
So I guess maybe I did.

541
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,640
I don't know if she liked him or not.

542
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,600
I just gave her fucking.

543
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,520
Actually, I gave her really literally anything that I had.

544
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,240
Look at this value, not a sting.

545
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,080
Give her a stick. I gave her flowers.

546
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,800
I gave her coins running up with this thing.

547
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,920
I'm just like,

548
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,480
hey, Mary's daughter.

549
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,360
Just throwing a stick at her.

550
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,280
I don't know if she liked it or not.

551
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,160
I don't know.

552
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,440
She didn't write me any letters, but I think she appreciated it.

553
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,360
It didn't matter if she liked me or not.

554
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:56,400
What mattered is I hope that the mayor saw this.

555
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,280
That's all I just want him to know.

556
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,320
I just want him to know that I could probably dick down his daughter,

557
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,000
assuming she's of legal consenting age.

558
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,720
I don't think many of the characters in that game were.

559
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,880
Well, that's not what I wanted to hear.

560
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,960
Fletcher, I hate to tell you that.

561
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,880
That was like an instant thing that made me uncomfortable in this game.

562
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,400
I was just like, oh, I'm supposed to be like 12 playing this game because,

563
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,840
oh, it just seems like, I don't know, maybe it's just a chibi.

564
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,040
Am I saying that right?

565
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,880
Chibi. Yeah, this is a chibi look.

566
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,200
Yeah, I don't know.

567
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,480
I see the chibi.

568
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,120
I mean, granted, there is a difference between Loli or Lolly or whatever.

569
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,480
Loli.

570
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,480
Lollipop, right?

571
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,200
No, Lollicon.

572
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,960
Right, but Lollipop.

573
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,680
No, that's a candy.

574
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,760
I thought that was like a reference to Lollipop.

575
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,240
No, just Lollicon.

576
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,880
I understand the term Lollicon.

577
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,560
I thought the term Lollicon was coined from the term Lollipop.

578
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,640
Oh, I mean,

579
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:11,960
fuck, I mean, I don't know definitively that it's not, I guess.

580
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,840
I don't fucking know.

581
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,680
I just thought it was the Japanese name for the category of like, yeah,

582
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,240
I'm not saying it on the podcast.

583
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Google it, nerds.

584
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,240
Yeah, don't.

585
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,320
You don't need to.

586
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,360
I know that if you're listening to this podcast, if you're a nerd enough to listen

587
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,480
to a fucking podcast about a video game, yeah.

588
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,840
And then like the other like five people that are just like our friends that are

589
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,240
nice enough to listen to it.

590
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,840
Thank you.

591
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,320
So appreciate it.

592
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,480
Love you. Thanks for being here.

593
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,880
Sorry for weirding you out.

594
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,040
Like if you like listening to a podcast that you found on Spotify,

595
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,440
I have a feeling that you know what Lollicon is.

596
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,240
Yeah, I would take that bet.

597
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,720
Assuming that that phrase means that I'm on your side of that bet, not that I'm

598
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,800
taking the bet to bet against you, I don't know exactly what that means.

599
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,120
Jesus, what the fuck?

600
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,440
Now that you mention it, I have no idea.

601
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,440
Because I know what you mean when you say that.

602
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,040
But like if somebody came up and said, I'll take that action, I would like, oh,

603
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,400
you are taking the opposite stance.

604
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,240
Yeah, that's exactly what I would think.

605
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,920
Assuming that what we're betting on is a I remember the other day you did.

606
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,880
You did correct yourself as you didn't even correct yourself.

607
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,080
You just made sure to specify when you said it.

608
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,960
You said, I'll take that bet if we're betting on the same team or something like

609
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,640
that, where I guess I knew what you meant.

610
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,520
I was like, yeah,

611
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,640
yeah, yeah.

612
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,200
Yeah, but I would take that bet, assuming

613
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,240
that you and I are both standing on the same side of the proverbial fence.

614
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,200
Yes, absolutely.

615
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:49,720
All right.

616
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,560
In which case, who the fuck's paying up the house?

617
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,920
That's what I'm saying.

618
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:58,000
Like that's the only thing I've never understood is when you're betting on sports

619
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,960
and you're betting on the side that's like, yeah, I mean, they're guaranteed.

620
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,520
They're most likely to win.

621
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,680
You put money on it.

622
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,440
You're still going to win money back.

623
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,200
I would assume.

624
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:17,080
If you're if you're a bit, oh, well, OK, so before I even even it all way in.

625
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,560
I know dick about betting.

626
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,000
OK, I don't. Yeah, I yeah, I don't know.

627
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,080
I don't understand how the over under works.

628
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,880
I understand in principle I get usually.

629
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,760
I don't understand mathematically how it's achieved.

630
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,640
Most of the bet parts like the things that they're betting on.

631
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,920
I understand it's more of the pay out and like, oh, like, how do you?

632
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah, it's shown up with two hundred thousand dollars.

633
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,240
You've got eighty five bucks.

634
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,880
The guy next to you dropped in five K and you're all betting on the same thing.

635
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,240
And then you're like,

636
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,600
where are we getting money from?

637
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:55,080
I have to assume like there's just a large enough pool from people that are.

638
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,320
Do you just think of a horse race?

639
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,440
It makes sense because there's like what 12 plus horses.

640
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,080
I have no idea.

641
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,000
I've never been a horse race in my life,

642
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,840
but there's many horses in a single race, right?

643
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,200
Everybody can bet on each of them.

644
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,000
Right.

645
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,120
So let's say there's 12 horses.

646
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,960
There's only one horse winning.

647
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:21,760
It would be a miracle of something like if everyone bet on that one horse.

648
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,120
Right. Like, where's that money that I want to know for sure.

649
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,080
Like, where's that money?

650
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,240
Horse betting.

651
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,680
You don't know a lot about horse betting.

652
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,000
I don't know dick about horse betting is a lot like Kino betting.

653
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,360
Where I'm already lost to you.

654
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,760
I've been playing Kino for years.

655
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,880
And let's just say, right.

656
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,200
So just the easiest way to explain this to you is if you bet on.

657
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,440
I don't totally know this about horse betting.

658
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,640
I just think from having read enough

659
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:54,240
Bukowski and like watching movies and like spin around people that bet on horses.

660
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,080
There's like horse betting going on around me, like in like watching the Derby on the

661
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,160
fucking TVs. All right.

662
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,120
I kind of have an idea.

663
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,000
Sounds credible as fuck to me.

664
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,000
So the way Kino works is if I bet on one number with one dollar,

665
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,600
I'm going to get three dollars back if I hit that one number.

666
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,360
OK.

667
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,160
But if I bet one dollar on two different

668
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:22,240
numbers and I get both of those numbers, I'm getting 1150 back.

669
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Now, if I bet one dollar on three numbers and I get all three come in,

670
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,080
then I'm going to get 40 bucks, 42 bucks.

671
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,560
OK, so like it multiplies.

672
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,240
I understand like, so now with more specific it gets more required.

673
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Now with horses, you're like, this one's getting first.

674
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
This one's getting second.

675
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,040
This one's getting third.

676
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,680
That's like a trifecta.

677
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,040
And that is what is going to pay you out a lot.

678
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,320
Just betting which horse is going to get first.

679
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,600
Because then you even when you're watching

680
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:59,360
the races that comes up and tells you what the odds are on that horse winning.

681
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,280
So we'll see.

682
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,720
And that's that's the thing is the odds

683
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,280
because like the the pay scale of like based on the complexity of the odds.

684
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,080
Yeah.

685
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,080
How the odds are generated.

686
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,600
I mean, I have to assume it's like previous races.

687
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,800
It's like looking at players, you know, stat cards.

688
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,400
Yeah.

689
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,480
Like, oh, well, this horse is undefeated.

690
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,640
He runs this kind of time.

691
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,480
He's undefeated.

692
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,640
It's his first time through his young.

693
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,640
Yeah.

694
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,720
That stuff makes sense for the most part.

695
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,000
But it's it's I feel like.

696
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:36,280
To me, an outsider looking in knowing the baseline,

697
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:41,920
you just like I can see the outline of how the complexity is organized.

698
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,560
But to me, it looks like the like a fucking detective's idea board,

699
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,280
you know, with everything pinned together and shit all over the fucking place.

700
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,640
I think betting is one of those things.

701
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,080
There's not a ton of things there, but there's not a lot of things I can think

702
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,120
to like make this an example to, but it's one of those type of things.

703
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,280
Yeah. Where in order to figure it out,

704
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,520
you have to just jump into it and just start like putting yourself around it.

705
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,840
So like it's just like you go to a horse betting place.

706
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Yeah. And you just start making bets and then like being around it and doing it.

707
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,000
You you start to figure more out.

708
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,800
No, that totally makes sense.

709
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200
But from the outside, it's like so hard.

710
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,960
Yeah. You're like, what the fuck is going on?

711
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,480
You have to play the card game to figure out the rules.

712
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,400
That totally makes sense.

713
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,520
And I think that's why I've never been big on.

714
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,800
Betting. I'm just like, man, I don't.

715
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:35,840
I don't know what the fuck.

716
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:42,560
I like I like sports, but like because like Sam, Sam bets on it like NBA games.

717
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,000
Yeah. Every once in a while.

718
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,840
And he'll tell me, oh, yeah, this is my bet.

719
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,480
And he's like, I've got like six bets going and like all six have to hit.

720
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,720
Oh, dude, it's insane.

721
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:58,280
And this one's a three way split and that one's a fucking one or like this one's

722
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,960
a separate bet, you know, and it's like on eight games and 12 players.

723
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,040
And this is the bracket.

724
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,160
And I'm like, oh,

725
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,000
yeah, I don't.

726
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,880
I mean, like, I know one of those players names.

727
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,160
And I don't even know what team he's on, like.

728
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,480
I have to like sometimes I'll watch a basketball game and I'll be like.

729
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,080
What was that foul like?

730
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,600
I don't how do you get what was the play?

731
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,960
I didn't pick up on that.

732
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,040
OK, all right.

733
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,840
Well, I remember what the key is, so feeling good about that.

734
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,000
I know what the goal is.

735
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,440
Shit. Yeah, not a not a sports guy.

736
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,440
I'm not the biggest sports guy either.

737
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,560
I went to a T-ball game last week.

738
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,520
That sounds incredibly boring.

739
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:52,440
You know, they're really short, so.

740
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,200
I am always surprised by how short they are because of my work and

741
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,640
like bar, local restaurant, neighborhood restaurant.

742
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,520
So people come in before the T-ball game

743
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,960
and then they'll come in after the T-ball game.

744
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,640
And you just like, did you adjust here?

745
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,560
You guys get rained out or they played?

746
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,720
No, they went the full three innings.

747
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,280
Yeah, it takes a long time to go three innings with a bunch of five year olds.

748
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,680
No, I mean, yes, don't get me wrong.

749
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:26,000
But like everybody bats once change, everybody that's once.

750
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:32,120
And the only like they're they're basically practicing three fundamentals.

751
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,800
Batting.

752
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,840
Obviously running.

753
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:43,560
OK, so running to the batting, hitting, of course, accompanying batting, running,

754
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,080
of course, running correctly, also paired with that.

755
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,520
And then from like the fielder's perspective,

756
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,520
getting the ball in, throwing to first,

757
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,600
but they don't give a shit about the rest of the bases.

758
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,480
Just throw to first.

759
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Yeah, like that's it.

760
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,600
Field the ball, get the first kids are running.

761
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,200
I don't think I saw anyone get out.

762
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,960
You know, yeah, not saying it couldn't happen,

763
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:13,120
and I don't know what would happen if the potentiality for an actual out call.

764
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
So I don't know.

765
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,720
Everybody swings until they hit one

766
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,280
and then they hit it.

767
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,240
And then the other fundamental was paying attention.

768
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:29,720
Yeah, I remember being the kid in the field, not paying attention to every single kid

769
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:34,160
coming up the bat. You're like, is this kid about to get the fuck on, dude?

770
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,360
Is this kid about to eat a fucking little?

771
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,080
I don't know how long their bats are,

772
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:44,280
like a 36 inch little slugger, like to the face.

773
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,840
So, bro.

774
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,680
There was honestly it was a pretty fucking good time.

775
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,080
It does actually sound pretty entertaining.

776
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,480
It was cute as fuck, man.

777
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,240
Like some of these kids, they just get so frustrated, you know?

778
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,280
And it was I get it, dude.

779
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440
I get it. I remember.

780
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,360
Cory's kid was talking to me and she's like,

781
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:10,440
she did really well, but like her third time up at bat, she missed like her first

782
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,640
pitch and like the first two, she fucking great.

783
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,160
I was like, yo, and she was like smirking and shit.

784
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,760
Are they a pitch or is it?

785
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,360
So it is T-ball, but like it's like toss it up.

786
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,040
Yeah, like, yeah, like one of the coaches is not far away and it's an underhand

787
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:29,760
toss. Yeah. And then like they'll give them like the kids can decline it to or they

788
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,800
can opt either way.

789
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,480
And

790
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,560
if they opted for pitching and they missed like two or three,

791
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,400
then then they would set up the T-ball and they'd hit the T-ball swing on it,

792
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,440
at least until they made a valid hit.

793
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,680
But she like on our third one,

794
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:51,200
she missed that first swing and it fucking rattled her to her fucking core, dude.

795
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,600
She was so mad and she just kind of kept fucking it up.

796
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,560
And it was I felt really bad for her.

797
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,720
She was so frustrated and she still smacked the shit out of it after they put

798
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,280
it on the T-ball, but she was so mad that they put it on the T.

799
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,840
And she was so funny.

800
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:12,080
I know she's absolute queen out there just owning that field.

801
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:17,720
And meticulous form on her on her swing stance. It was it was awesome, dude.

802
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,200
I had a blast.

803
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,680
That does sound like a good time.

804
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,320
It makes me think I have

805
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:31,040
just been I just have been messing with not retro art, which is not an emulator.

806
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:37,440
Right. And I did not download a not

807
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:43,680
from a GameCube game that is Mario baseball game.

808
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,040
Oh, I didn't know there was a baseball.

809
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,800
It's like, no, it's like Mario sluggers or something.

810
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,560
Like, it's like, you remember they had like on the NBA or on the GameCube.

811
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,000
They had like strikers, strikers, soccer, one soccer one.

812
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,760
Obviously tennis. They had the tennis one.

813
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480
And then they had like a street basketball one.

814
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,400
And I guess they have kind of like a like backyard baseball one.

815
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,240
Yeah, I don't know if I ever actually played it.

816
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,840
I never seen this at all.

817
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,760
I definitely knew it was out there.

818
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,520
I don't think I ever played it, but I always just assumed it was like backyard

819
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,800
baseball. I love baseball games, like especially I love the backyard.

820
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,440
Baseball game, dude.

821
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,880
They've been coming up on my talk for you lately, like lives of like people.

822
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,720
People playing it is a slow paced game.

823
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,320
It is really funny to see, like, damn, I do not remember it being.

824
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,800
But you know, you're a kid playing a kid's game, right?

825
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Yeah.

826
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,880
But yeah, I love especially what was the other one?

827
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,800
The super mega baseball or something like that.

828
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,360
They just came out with a third or a fourth one.

829
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,080
Yeah, that might. That sounds right.

830
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,840
Well, maybe that's the name of it.

831
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,440
And it was like a really you can either

832
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:57,080
play it arcade or you can make it really like like a bit more sim like or something.

833
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,520
Yes. Yeah.

834
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,520
More realistic, not more realistic.

835
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,280
Yeah. And I love me some arcade baseball games.

836
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,400
This is the I'm not good enough.

837
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,160
I'm not good enough at video games and I'm definitely not good enough with sports.

838
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,360
Yeah.

839
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,760
The arcade sports game, honestly, that's where it's

840
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,640
NFL Blitz. Yeah, I had an NFL game.

841
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,920
I fucking loved that game.

842
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,600
My brothers and I played the shit out of that game on GameCube.

843
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,640
Yeah.

844
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,720
Especially when you could like set up like the custom

845
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,640
like skins and shit and you could just be ogres or whatever the fuck running around

846
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:41,480
absolutely shit stomping people or the fact that like for four or five seconds

847
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,000
after a play, you could control the characters and then you could just all

848
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,800
like dive onto things and you could dive onto the bench.

849
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,400
The bench would explode and everybody would flip off of it.

850
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,280
You would fuck up the cheerleaders, dude.

851
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,080
I think my cousins had that on N64.

852
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,880
Is it that old shit?

853
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,880
I'm sure there's one on GameCube.

854
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,120
I don't doubt that.

855
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,360
Oh, yeah. But there could have been a 64 title maybe.

856
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,440
Yeah. I think like the original because I had one on the Gameboy,

857
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,760
not even Gameboy Color.

858
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,680
I had a Gameboy game of the NFL Blitz.

859
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,200
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.

860
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:20,200
God, that damn core memory is unlocked.

861
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:25,560
I have a core memory of was the game case black because the game cartridge.

862
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,640
I think I have it like in that drawer right there.

863
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,160
The game cartridge NFL Blitz is black.

864
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,920
Shit. I don't remember that.

865
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,640
It might have been like all the other ones were like gray or whatever.

866
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,680
Yeah.

867
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,280
Not many were like a different color than gray.

868
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,960
Yeah.

869
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,040
Because then I'm thinking of like 64 cartridges and shit.

870
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,920
There's the N64 cartridge for Killer Instinct was black.

871
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,240
That makes sense. So is the SNES one.

872
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,200
It was sick.

873
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,480
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.

874
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,080
Yeah. This whole gray catalog.

875
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,280
Just that black one.

876
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,120
You know what?

877
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,440
Yeah.

878
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,600
Didn't kick your ass.

879
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:07,160
Banjo-Kazooie title that had like a sunflower yellow or red or yellow.

880
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,720
I thought Pokemon.

881
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,360
Pokemon game was the yellow.

882
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,240
I guess there could be multiple ones that were yellow.

883
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,320
This is true.

884
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,840
Yeah. I mean, it would make sense because you are collecting the yellow

885
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,800
everything, a lot of yellow items.

886
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,200
I don't play Banjo-Kazooie.

887
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,280
I don't know.

888
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,200
I've never played a piece of Kazooie.

889
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,200
I watched you play it.

890
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,880
I watched you play a bit of it.

891
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,720
You like the Spyro games, right?

892
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,200
Yeah. Spyro doesn't have tank controls.

893
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,040
I mean.

894
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,960
I'm not hating on tank controls.

895
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,240
Yeah.

896
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,480
That's there's a huge difference between Banjo-Kazooie.

897
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,080
No, 100 percent.

898
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,080
I mean, I want to remove tank controls from the

899
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,040
from the environment here only to give Banjo-Kazooie a fighting chance.

900
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,200
How are you going to remove tank controls from the game?

901
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,120
I just mean subjectively as part of its critique.

902
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,000
Don't get me wrong.

903
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,560
Overall, it's still a factor and it is poopy.

904
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,440
And I'm with you.

905
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,560
I hate the way that it looks.

906
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,880
OK, you don't have to make it personal.

907
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,080
OK, I don't like the fucking music.

908
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,920
OK, can we talk about something different?

909
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:12,920
Jesus Christ.

910
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,160
Childhood is going up in flames right now.

911
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,520
I watched you play it and I didn't love it, but I stayed quiet that whole time.

912
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,360
God damn.

913
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,280
All right. Well, maybe keep doing that.

914
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,560
I don't even think you when we were playing it.

915
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,000
I don't feel like you made it that far.

916
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,720
Like this game kind of sucks now.

917
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,320
Damn.

918
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,680
I think it was like the

919
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,560
way it was like, oh, my God, I'm going to think of it.

920
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,840
And Joe Toohey, well, there's Banjo-Toohey,

921
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:42,240
but I think it was playing through just Banjo-Kazooie, but it was the rare

922
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,680
collection. Yeah, yeah.

923
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,640
We've talked about this before on the podcast.

924
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
Yeah, we have.

925
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,120
I couldn't remember the word.

926
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,000
I was like, the collection.

927
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:52,960
Yeah.

928
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,160
Yeah.

929
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,200
Rareware.

930
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,200
Wow.

931
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,360
Yeah, I'm not going to say that, honestly.

932
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,520
I have not tried to say it a lot before, and I don't think we're going to do that

933
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,560
for the first time today. I feel OK about it.

934
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,760
Rareware.

935
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Yeah.

936
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,880
That's

937
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,680
I want to go back to this.

938
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,520
I mean, like, why did you think just remove it?

939
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,960
I didn't think it was.

940
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,880
That's why I was about myself.

941
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Oh, because I'm the one that said I think it sounded OK.

942
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,560
Yeah. Oh, you're sounding great.

943
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,360
You said it perfectly. Oh, thank you.

944
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,600
Yeah. No, I

945
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,960
don't know what I did, but it wasn't it wasn't that.

946
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,960
And I'm not going to try it again.

947
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:41,280
Got to smash those those impulses further down, I guess.

948
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,920
So I've been on a sonic kick lately.

949
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,080
Ooh, I talked to you about this at all.

950
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,920
Yeah. You told me you were playing the

951
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,680
fuck with the open world one, not the open world.

952
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,480
Well, so it's the dreamcast one and Sonic Adventure.

953
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,680
Oh, yeah, that's right.

954
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,800
Sonic Adventure 2 is the one that introduces like Shadow the Hedgehog.

955
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,680
And I think it's when they have like boards and they're racing down hills.

956
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,320
That's the one I thought that I was getting.

957
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:11,280
It was like three bucks on steam money from selling skins and shit.

958
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,240
So skin money, skin money.

959
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:19,440
Those are, you know, the way I'm not selling human skins.

960
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,240
Yeah, he is telling him, why do you?

961
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,280
Well, I mean, I'll let you use what

962
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:31,360
context you have with our use of knots in this podcast.

963
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,480
Yeah, lots of knots, lots of knots.

964
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:41,040
Anyways, so it's the Sonic Adventure game is the first one.

965
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,040
It's like a dreamcast remaster of it.

966
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:50,720
And it's open stages like it's open world and like the sense of like how Spyro is.

967
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,600
Like you go to a level, it's got the hub world, which is open for you to

968
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,880
explore around and then there's like different shit, different shit you can go pop into.

969
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,920
Only difference being it's not really like

970
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,000
where there's not like multiple places you can go in the hub world.

971
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,800
Like it walks certain places and opens up

972
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,560
certain places as you're progressing to the story.

973
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,200
And there's like ways for you to go to progress it on.

974
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,040
That makes sense. Yeah, it's pretty fun.

975
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,640
I'm really enjoying it.

976
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,000
That's good. It's a game that's really hard to control.

977
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:29,120
And then you get fucking, you know, 30 hours on it.

978
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,480
No shit.

979
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,280
I have 30 hours logged into it because I keep falling asleep.

980
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,360
Like Ren will fall asleep while I'm playing it.

981
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,720
And I'll just like set down the controller.

982
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,200
That's what I keep telling myself.

983
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,680
My Counter-Strike hours are. Yeah, me too.

984
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,280
Yeah, I'm one time seven years ago.

985
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,840
I just accidentally left CSGO open for.

986
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,880
Two days, 36 weeks.

987
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,440
That's what I was like, can I edit this?

988
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,280
God, I know.

989
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,480
I think I have the same thing on.

990
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,800
Half-life.

991
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,040
What's the one opposing force?

992
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,680
An opposing force.

993
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,360
You have a shitload of time on opposing force.

994
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,280
Yeah.

995
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,720
Like, why?

996
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,560
Because I actually did dash it down for like a week

997
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:28,080
because opposing forces, that's an old game now.

998
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,280
But you can just like dash it down and just start doing other shit.

999
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,560
That's where you forget that it's running.

1000
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,720
I think I played Counter-Strike while I had Half-Life running.

1001
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,960
Yeah, I've definitely done that before with one of the older ones.

1002
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,880
Yeah, like what's the blue shift? Blue shift.

1003
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,160
I like that one.

1004
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,040
Yeah, that's a good one.

1005
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,640
That one's way better than opposing force.

1006
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,280
Yeah, I think I've only played through opposing force once.

1007
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,880
And then I was like, yeah, yeah, experienced that.

1008
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,760
Meanwhile, Fletcher's over here got 800% of the opposing force.

1009
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,120
He just can't get past this level.

1010
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,640
Just give it up, man. Just give it up.

1011
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,160
We touched lightly on it

1012
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,320
about the sound of the girl character.

1013
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,520
Oh, yeah.

1014
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,360
How did you feel about that sound design?

1015
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,760
Because I was so annoyed.

1016
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,080
I didn't mind the song.

1017
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,640
The music was fine.

1018
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,080
But then the constant like,

1019
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,880
there's like always a noise.

1020
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,160
Every single thing that you did,

1021
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,920
especially like when you're talking to Raul selling stuff.

1022
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,640
Another thing we can talk about is

1023
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,960
Raul being like extremely racist, kind of.

1024
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,120
Yeah.

1025
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,120
But there's this comment that he makes about how like, you know,

1026
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:54,160
he doesn't really dress like this or something, but like everyone really liked

1027
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,240
that he was foreign or something like that.

1028
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,720
So he like brought in all of his like foreign stuff.

1029
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:03,440
So it's like wearing a sombrero and a poncho just because people like it.

1030
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,000
He's like fucking gets me money.

1031
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:05,800
Yeah.

1032
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,400
There's something about that that just feels like

1033
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,480
the comment being made.

1034
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,720
I mean, power to him, though.

1035
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,720
Like, do you, Raul?

1036
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,720
The dude Raul was fucking dope as fuck, man.

1037
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,720
He's one of my favorite characters.

1038
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,320
Raul.

1039
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,520
Raul.

1040
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,920
That makes way more sense.

1041
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,840
Yeah. Otherwise, it's just Paul with an R.

1042
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,040
Yeah.

1043
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,800
I like Raul.

1044
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,360
I am a midwesterner.

1045
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,960
Man, what are you doing?

1046
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:34,680
Raul.

1047
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,600
Can't help where I'm from.

1048
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,920
No, I like Raul.

1049
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,040
God damn it, Raul.

1050
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,000
Raul.

1051
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,400
Raul and his brothers.

1052
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,080
Yeah, they like those guys a lot.

1053
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,120
Yeah, they were great.

1054
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:50,920
But the talking constant, there's that noise was just guys.

1055
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:55,040
I had this my sound turned off, I think, the whole time we played this game after

1056
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,160
the first little bit.

1057
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,040
I was not impressed.

1058
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:03,360
Well, so you talk about the repetitive sound that your player character makes

1059
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:08,440
every time you do a farming action, of which you are doing so many repeatedly

1060
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,640
in, well, not quick enough, but in quick succession.

1061
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,880
Yeah, long successions.

1062
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,680
Oh, dude.

1063
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,200
And it's just every time you make that godawful sound.

1064
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,440
But

1065
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,320
that's where I was falling asleep,

1066
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,880
is whenever I'm doing farming shit, it's just so mind numbing, dude.

1067
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,440
And it takes so long.

1068
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,160
And honestly, the sprite difference between

1069
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,280
like a watered and unwatered plant, depending on the type of plant.

1070
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,480
I don't know if you got to the point

1071
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,680
where you're doing like vines or anything like that.

1072
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,080
But it just makes some of the shit so fucking hard to see.

1073
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,800
And it's not.

1074
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,280
It's just not super distinctive at times.

1075
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,040
And like the fertilizer, it gives you that little sparkle shimmer.

1076
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,400
I don't know if you ever used fertilizer.

1077
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,240
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1078
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,920
But like it pulses like this little,

1079
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:01,720
I don't know, if pink, if you're a glittery, it rises up off the crop plot.

1080
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,680
Yeah.

1081
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,120
But like you have to wait for the animation to continue and they all do it

1082
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:06,920
at the same time.

1083
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,880
And so you're looking for one that's like, oh, my God, which one doesn't have

1084
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,000
fucking when you have the multiple rows going on with that.

1085
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,520
It's a nightmare. Oh, it's just.

1086
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,120
Yeah.

1087
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:21,080
But that's I would I would turn the sound on as much as I hated it.

1088
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,880
So that way I could like watch TV while I was doing it and no one to have to hit

1089
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,720
the button to plant the next one and I just hold left or right.

1090
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:28,480
Keep walking.

1091
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,000
After the animation concludes.

1092
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,240
Yeah.

1093
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,920
Oh, yeah, that that part.

1094
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,120
That part sucked.

1095
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,080
That was not that.

1096
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,840
And that's one of the reasons why I can still so heavily recommend

1097
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:49,080
Stardew Valley, because at no time ever did the farming like don't get me wrong.

1098
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Sometimes it's a chore.

1099
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,800
But then you get like sprinklers and shit and they auto water, you know.

1100
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,000
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

1101
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:57,840
That's pretty tight.

1102
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:58,640
That's pretty tight.

1103
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:04,160
No sprinklers in this game that I I mean, I probably did not get far enough to get

1104
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,640
to that point. Maybe they have sprinklers.

1105
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,080
It didn't seem like it.

1106
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,520
I didn't make it past the first year.

1107
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:13,480
I know that in the new story seasons that I've seen the ad for that they are.

1108
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,560
They have sprinklers that you set up.

1109
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,720
Maybe not. Maybe that was actually a different game.

1110
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,720
That was a different game.

1111
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,440
Yeah, it's like Grandpa's Farm or something like that is what I'm thinking of.

1112
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,560
Yeah, Grandpa's Farm.

1113
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,480
That sounds like a Stardew Valley rip off.

1114
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,440
That's the whole premise.

1115
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,440
You have to like avoid Grandpa the whole time.

1116
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,080
Like, oh, it's a horror game.

1117
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,760
No, I mean, it's like

1118
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,120
a child simulator game.

1119
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,120
What?

1120
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,080
Actually, no, I don't have any questions.

1121
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,200
I don't know anymore.

1122
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,960
It sounds like it sounds like you're trying to clue me into a felony here.

1123
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:55,240
That would be really fun, though, if you made a game that was like the visit

1124
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,880
where it's like the grandparents are like fucking nuts and you just have to avoid

1125
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,600
Grandma and Grandpa while you're trying to like keep the farm afloat at the same time.

1126
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,760
Oh, God.

1127
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,000
Oh, yeah.

1128
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,480
Any any horror devs?

1129
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:10,880
Yeah.

1130
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,360
Off farming horror.

1131
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,840
Yeah, change Grandma's demented diapers.

1132
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,640
This is like two hours beforehand.

1133
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,000
She was trying to murder your ass while you're doing the cabbages.

1134
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,520
It's like changing her diaper like a like a Quicktime event minigame.

1135
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,320
I was kind of thinking of like

1136
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,480
surgeon simulator.

1137
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,480
Oh.

1138
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,520
Oh, because you're a drunk.

1139
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,560
This sounds like a drunk.

1140
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,560
A drunken child.

1141
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,280
Yeah.

1142
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,400
You know what?

1143
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,840
Earlier, you accused me of not having my heart chakra opened.

1144
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,760
I want to open it for you, buddy.

1145
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,440
Let's make that game.

1146
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,480
Let's do it.

1147
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,960
Let's make a VR version as well.

1148
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,880
VR. That sounds so scary.

1149
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,840
Can you make a game that you can't play?

1150
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,480
100 percent.

1151
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,960
Could I like I mean, do I currently possess the skills to even make any game?

1152
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,960
No, no, not at all.

1153
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:14,560
Let's assume that I had or had the time and disposition to work to that.

1154
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:20,680
And could I make a game potentially that would be too scary for me to play?

1155
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,600
Yeah.

1156
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:27,800
But I mean, would you have to have like someone else play test it for you?

1157
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,080
Oh, I mean, let's be honest.

1158
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:35,240
And I'm not saying that my shit would be so good it didn't need to be tested.

1159
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:40,360
I would I would test in isolated ways and then just mash them together.

1160
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,800
I would just test it by putting it out.

1161
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,360
Three alpha.

1162
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,760
Oh, player tested.

1163
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,760
Fuck. Yeah.

1164
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,600
Yeah.

1165
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,160
Like this game straight up does not launch.

1166
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:54,360
Dang.

1167
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,920
I'm like, give me more details.

1168
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,040
Can you send me like an error log report, please?

1169
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,560
Nope.

1170
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,800
No, your report logger doesn't work either.

1171
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,160
Fuck. This game is a scam.

1172
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:13,200
So it would take me a while, but I feel like I could never play.

1173
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,680
I mean, I could just like I could like I could just go into the Gary's Mod and

1174
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,400
just like script in one quick little jump scare or something going down a dark

1175
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,160
hallway. I could do that. That would scare the shit out of me.

1176
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,040
And I wouldn't want to play.

1177
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,200
Doesn't take a lot.

1178
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,360
No, it doesn't.

1179
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,760
So the game is actually not going to be that scary.

1180
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,240
Yeah, there's so much atmosphere to build into it.

1181
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,360
OK, let's let me let's rephrase this question to.

1182
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,280
To allow me.

1183
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,640
To keep my answer.

1184
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,560
Could I.

1185
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,440
Direct.

1186
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,160
Absolutely.

1187
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,280
A qualified.

1188
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,720
Group of individuals.

1189
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:03,720
To make a game that I couldn't play most definitely.

1190
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,240
I would be like, make a scary game and then they would make a scary game and I

1191
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,120
would not be able to play it. Hit them up.

1192
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,800
Konami.

1193
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,480
Does Konami make scary games?

1194
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:20,160
Is it Konami or Capcom that makes the Resident Evil?

1195
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,200
Oh, I don't know.

1196
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,880
I thought that was Umbrella Corp.

1197
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,200
It might be Capcom.

1198
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,600
I think it's a Capcom game.

1199
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,280
What I think Capcom and I think fighter games.

1200
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,240
Yeah, fighter Mega Man.

1201
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,240
Capcom used to be huge.

1202
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,440
I knew that big name.

1203
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:38,920
And I didn't know they got a big name.

1204
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,480
They got a big name. Capcom versus Marvel.

1205
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,160
And you can play as all of the Capcom characters.

1206
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,880
Not all of them, but you know what I mean?

1207
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:47,960
Yeah, that's cool.

1208
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:52,240
Yeah. So it's a large, large encompassing name.

1209
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,640
That's fair. That's fair.

1210
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,520
Resident Evil. I do like the Resident Evil games, but

1211
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,880
been too much of a pussy to play any of the new ones.

1212
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,040
I tried to play through.

1213
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:10,600
Seven that biohazard, are they all called biohazard and that is the Japanese name.

1214
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,560
I have no idea.

1215
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,520
It's the one where he's the first first person one

1216
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:21,040
of the words you're at the house and I was so scared that I fell off of my chair.

1217
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,800
Oh, backwards.

1218
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:24,760
That sucks.

1219
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,440
Yeah.

1220
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,240
Shouldn't bought it for me just to like listen to play it.

1221
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,640
Yeah, just to hear your torment.

1222
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,760
Yeah, dude.

1223
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,680
The opening, not the opening sequence, but like the second opening sequence to Half

1224
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:43,600
Life 2 after you leave the station and then you're running from the combine

1225
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,040
and you like run through that door and trapped rather all the other doors are

1226
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,920
closed and then you like turn around or something, open another different door

1227
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,520
and they just kick the door in.

1228
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,520
Well, I almost shit myself.

1229
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,480
I had fucking I had like earbud, like the old school, like 90s when they had

1230
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,320
the fucking little silicone, I mean, they still make them, but, you know,

1231
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,000
the silicone time is so funny to me.

1232
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,040
But carry on.

1233
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,160
What do you what does that mean?

1234
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,120
You're talking about Skullcandy Earbuds, most likely.

1235
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,160
I mean, they might have been.

1236
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,560
I don't know if they were Skullcandy brand, the same style.

1237
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,840
90s earbuds.

1238
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,800
Yeah, they were basically Skullcandy's.

1239
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,240
Had those fuckers like jammed all the way into my fucking

1240
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,760
both hemispheres of my brain.

1241
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,480
Not the 90s.

1242
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,080
No, that was definitely the 2000s.

1243
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,120
Yeah, fuck.

1244
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,240
Like 90s is like the 90s.

1245
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:39,840
Yeah.

1246
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,480
We had the fucking shitty padded stereo headphones.

1247
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,680
Walkman headphones.

1248
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,280
Yeah.

1249
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:45,720
Yeah.

1250
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,160
Wow.

1251
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,680
The fucking 90s.

1252
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,760
The 90s. Jesus.

1253
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,640
I don't know.

1254
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,040
Necessary topic.

1255
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:57,680
I don't know if you want to do the scale on this one, the scoring that we did.

1256
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,240
If we have to do it with every game.

1257
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,240
It's up to you.

1258
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,560
I just am so like, I'm so bored with this game.

1259
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,720
We can't tell listening to this episode.

1260
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,000
We've talked about anything.

1261
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,400
But yeah, I've tried to avoid the subject of the game.

1262
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,200
I really think that we covered it with the double jump.

1263
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,640
Yep.

1264
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,320
Yeah, there's not a lot to say about this game.

1265
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,880
I think that.

1266
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:34,400
We're going to lose some people on this one because I think Harvest Moon has

1267
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,600
strong fan base.

1268
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:41,520
I do believe also that there's a lot of Harvest Moon games and that some of them

1269
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,880
do not have a good response from the fan base.

1270
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,440
Well, and I was looking at like critics scores for this one.

1271
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,920
Super mid, super mid.

1272
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,400
This is a bad mid.

1273
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,520
We always we've talked about in episodes about good mid.

1274
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,960
Yeah.

1275
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,840
This feels like a bad mid.

1276
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,560
It's a bad mid.

1277
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,160
And I wouldn't say terrible.

1278
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:09,880
And I could see having like if you have a profound love for this game.

1279
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,480
It might it could be enough to carry you through it.

1280
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,600
I can also see this being a game that

1281
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:23,120
we kind of touched on this on the last episode, WarioWare, where that was a game

1282
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:27,800
where I felt like when you're when you're when you're getting your game collection

1283
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:33,200
going and you've only got so many games to play, this is your new game that you've

1284
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,760
bought for the week or the month or whatever you're allowed.

1285
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,800
WarioWare, you're going to kind of get through really fast.

1286
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,800
This one, if it's your only new game,

1287
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,560
you know, because that's the problem with us is that we are just given so much like

1288
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,120
here is game is free this month.

1289
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,920
This game is three dollars right now.

1290
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:55,360
This game is this

1291
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,480
with

1292
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:03,200
with this game back when it released and you're getting

1293
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,040
less so much less games coming out at the time.

1294
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:13,880
I could see it being nice to really delve into if this is your main focus.

1295
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,200
I just couldn't make it my main focus.

1296
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,880
I don't I don't disagree with you.

1297
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:25,360
I think judging from what I know of this type of game, from what I've seen

1298
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:30,320
either in a speed run or other online gameplay and from what I experienced

1299
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,360
personally, there's a shitload of content there.

1300
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,240
I feel like it was lacking

1301
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:42,520
in some of its cohesive areas and it's and it just kind of felt a little clunky

1302
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,720
throughout it did a little bit.

1303
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,320
Yeah, just in terms of its pacing and whatnot.

1304
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,800
And

1305
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,960
and I felt like from the uninitiated

1306
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,240
perspective, the game does not give you much to stand on in terms of like

1307
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:00,280
providing instruction or direction, like it gives you the very, very basic

1308
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,200
gist of controls of which its movements and like action.

1309
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,880
It feels like it wants you to learn through failure.

1310
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:12,720
And that's something I do really badly with video games.

1311
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:17,400
I hate to go into it knowing I'm going to do this.

1312
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,680
Probably not as well as I could do it.

1313
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:24,680
You know, especially when you're playing a game that's farming.

1314
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,640
Sim. My brain immediately goes to the only

1315
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:31,760
really farming experience I have, which is RuneScape.

1316
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,800
And it's all and that's all about like making it the best.

1317
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,920
What's the word I'm looking for? I don't know.

1318
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,800
You're trying to be the most efficient.

1319
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,120
Oh, I got you. Yeah.

1320
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,320
And so I'm thinking efficiency when I'm playing this game.

1321
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,200
And I know I'm not going to be able to achieve that.

1322
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,080
And

1323
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,080
I could see because there's two safe spots, right?

1324
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:57,320
So there's one for your first farm and one for your second better farm.

1325
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,880
That's exactly the idea, I think, is that you're going to play through it and go,

1326
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,120
oh, OK, now I know what I'm doing.

1327
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,120
Let me start over.

1328
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,840
And I don't like that one bit.

1329
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,360
No, I relate to that sentiment pretty heavily.

1330
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,760
Again, I felt like I came in with a lot of pre-knowledge.

1331
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,160
Yeah, definitely.

1332
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,080
And that helped me a lot.

1333
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,280
But even still.

1334
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,720
Comparatively, this felt pretty mid.

1335
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:31,480
And again, my wide context for Harvest Moon doesn't exist.

1336
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,280
But just from what I've seen in red,

1337
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,120
that seems to be the general consensus,

1338
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:41,200
not it, not Harvest Moon's strongest presence.

1339
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:45,040
Well, that's I had played the Harvest Moon Gameboy Color game.

1340
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,480
And I don't think I could be wrong.

1341
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:52,640
I don't think that's super high ranking either on the Harvest Moon fan base.

1342
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:57,920
But I liked that one almost because it was a little.

1343
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:02,720
More at your pace, it didn't have that grand bizarre.

1344
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,760
To meet and as far as I know, this is the

1345
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:10,120
only game with the bizarre in it, as far as Harvest Moon goes.

1346
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,480
Gotcha. And so

1347
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,960
when you don't have that, it's a lot more just like

1348
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,480
it was a lot more casual.

1349
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:22,080
You're less afraid of failure because there's not like this time crunch that

1350
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:28,480
you're trying to fit into with making some money at the town.

1351
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,600
Bizarre sale thing.

1352
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,360
I.

1353
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,840
I feel like time passage had a big role.

1354
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,320
Just the time.

1355
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,240
Yikes, there was no way to skip time.

1356
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,080
Yeah.

1357
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:48,640
So if you wanted to kill a couple of hours or like jump to noon or something like

1358
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,200
you just had to wait at the fuck out.

1359
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:55,160
And then if you wanted to save in the middle of a day,

1360
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,280
you're fucked.

1361
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,320
Yeah, you have to sleep.

1362
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,360
You have to sleep.

1363
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,200
You have to end your day, which can sometimes really screw you.

1364
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:07,520
If you're trying to go for the every 12 hours, you water your plants.

1365
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,240
Yeah.

1366
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:12,480
And then you're like, oh, fuck, I'm low on battery on my DS.

1367
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,840
And I just don't have time right now.

1368
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,840
But I also know it's going to die before I can get to it.

1369
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,280
So I just have to eat this day.

1370
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,880
Turns out, though, now knowing what we know,

1371
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,760
it's not a big deal to have to have.

1372
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,240
It's not the end of the world.

1373
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,640
And I guess I put too much pressure on myself while playing this game.

1374
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,160
And you don't know what you don't know, right?

1375
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:32,680
Like,

1376
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:38,400
the game doesn't give you any reason to assume like, oh, I should be sleeping.

1377
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,560
I should be doing the littlest amount of work and sleeping.

1378
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:42,760
You're like, I need to explore.

1379
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,920
I need to figure things out.

1380
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Like, what am I trying to do?

1381
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:46,640
Right.

1382
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,120
And like, the reality is, it's like the beginning of the game.

1383
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,920
There's not a whole lot you can do for it.

1384
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,560
You're locked. You are.

1385
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:53,720
You are totally locked.

1386
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,760
Yeah. Like, like everybody's going to have

1387
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,200
their own special events and like whatever.

1388
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,880
And like, you can't even make the items or get a lot of the items that you need

1389
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,040
for some of the holidays.

1390
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,120
I'm trying to remember what they said.

1391
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:08,480
The first lock comes off as like twenty five thousand or something like that.

1392
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,440
And I don't remember what it was.

1393
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,280
Yeah, there's different checkpoints.

1394
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:18,480
Like, there's certain things that unlock as far as like and that like in items, too.

1395
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:19,480
Or maybe it's a time.

1396
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,520
I think it's mainly just time and money.

1397
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,080
Yeah, time, time and money.

1398
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:27,160
And it's money specifically made at the Grand Bazaar.

1399
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,960
And I think it's a cumulative or maybe it's like, no, you have to sell.

1400
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,760
It's over the time. It's over time.

1401
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,360
Yeah, it is. Yeah.

1402
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:41,520
Either way, it's the pacing is pretty slow and I felt that super hard.

1403
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,840
Yeah, pacing was bad.

1404
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,600
And there wasn't enough to like

1405
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:50,480
the reward for going out and doing it like you can forage for stuff.

1406
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,240
And I'm like, I'll probably need these.

1407
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:56,160
And with all the time I put in, I never got to the point where I needed any

1408
01:08:56,360 --> 01:09:00,760
of those things, the men you need for tea, you use it for tea.

1409
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,080
But that's about the only thing I got to.

1410
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,440
Yeah. Did you ever get to the fishing part?

1411
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,600
I did get the fishing.

1412
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,800
Fishing was it was OK.

1413
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,720
Like it wasn't.

1414
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,400
I mean, I don't know, I didn't hate it,

1415
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:18,160
but like I was hoping for like a little fishing mini game or something.

1416
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,000
It wasn't more like Animal Crossing fishing.

1417
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,440
We just hit the button when it takes the.

1418
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,320
Yeah. You just see the shadows in the water.

1419
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:30,080
It goes out and then one of them will fuck around your fucking bobber.

1420
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,120
Yeah. Eventually you'll get like an exclamation

1421
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,480
notification or like banner thing or whatever.

1422
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,720
That's when you got a timer. Hit the button and pull it out.

1423
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,640
Yeah. It's timing, quote unquote.

1424
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,520
But it's like a pretty big window.

1425
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:41,960
Yeah.

1426
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:46,440
Well, that was our experience with Harvest Moon Grand Bazaar.

1427
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:52,400
If you feel like we were totally wrong, please let us know.

1428
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:56,000
I don't think it will change our opinion of it.

1429
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,760
I mean, I'm not giving up on Harvest Moon.

1430
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,720
I want to play another one.

1431
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,520
No, I'm with you. I am with you.

1432
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:02,640
It's got to be good, right?

1433
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,000
I think I think this game was their eighth title.

1434
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,600
Wow. Fifth for the DS.

1435
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,640
Fifth for the DS.

1436
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,480
So there's

1437
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,960
what I call it.

1438
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:19,120
There's two for one on one of the games because there's boy version and girl version.

1439
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,000
There's one that I'm really not looking

1440
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:24,960
forward to playing that I watched a playthrough of thinking I was watching

1441
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,440
Grand Bazaar very quickly realized I'm watching the wrong game.

1442
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:33,480
It's like all touch screen and it's very cutesy.

1443
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:34,880
Super duper cutesy.

1444
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,120
I mean, that doesn't sound terrible.

1445
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,320
I like cutesy.

1446
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,600
I mean, you'll see.

1447
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,680
You'll see what I mean.

1448
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,360
I'm a pretty cute boy.

1449
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,520
All right. Yeah, we'll see.

1450
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,200
We'll have to see.

1451
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:50,360
Overall rating, we give this five out of ten.

1452
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,240
I give it a

1453
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,880
I give it a six.

1454
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,560
I give it a six. I also give it like a four.

1455
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,440
Damn.

1456
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,320
I was just so bored of this game, dude.

1457
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,960
I was just like,

1458
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,840
I was really just disappointed.

1459
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,040
I think I set my hopes way too high.

1460
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,560
I had high hopes as well.

1461
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,840
It wasn't as engaging as I wanted it to be.

1462
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:15,000
I feel like the potential is there.

1463
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,200
But

1464
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,760
I don't have the patience.

1465
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,200
Well, let me say we go ahead and do our

1466
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,840
do our little select a wheel.

1467
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,840
Rando's Shuffle Air.

1468
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:26,840
It's not a wheel.

1469
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,080
It's a script.

1470
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,760
I'm sure we can find a way to make it a wheel.

1471
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,880
Dude. Hell yeah.

1472
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:37,440
Yeah, let's let's code a fucking little animation for it.

1473
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:44,640
And the randomizer has landed on this is getting eerie.

1474
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,360
Yeah, a little bit.

1475
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:51,240
SNK versus Capcom Fighters DS.

1476
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,040
I've.

1477
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,240
Are you a big fighter game?

1478
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,520
I've never really seen you injustice.

1479
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:00,760
I feel like I remember you playing.

1480
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,920
I did play a bit of injustice.

1481
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,360
The Naruto fighter game.

1482
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:07,960
Yeah,

1483
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,720
love that one.

1484
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:12,120
Your traditional.

1485
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,080
Fighters not so much.

1486
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:15,320
It was never really my jam.

1487
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,200
I've played quite a bit, though.

1488
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,960
Yeah, that's kind of I like Super Smash Bros.

1489
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,000
Of course, as well.

1490
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:22,600
It's not quite the same.

1491
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,920
I don't think I think it's a really growing.

1492
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,320
Yeah, it feels like it's on.

1493
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:29,880
Yeah, it's not the I mean, it is quite technical,

1494
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:30,920
but it's not the same.

1495
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,960
Yeah, there's definitely a difference.

1496
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,840
It's not a combo fighter.

1497
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:40,480
Yeah, because I think I've I really enjoyed the killer instinct on the SNES.

1498
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,240
It's fine.

1499
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:43,720
We just talked about

1500
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,800
Tekken 2 was like my jam on the PlayStation.

1501
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:53,120
That was my that was the fighting game that I felt most confident in.

1502
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:57,160
Soul Calibur Soul Calibur 2.

1503
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:57,880
Yeah, me too.

1504
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:58,960
One or two.

1505
01:12:58,960 --> 01:12:59,880
Two for me.

1506
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:05,920
Two is on the GameCube and the PlayStation 2 and Xbox.

1507
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,880
And one is on the Dreamcast.

1508
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,920
One is the one that I played a lot of.

1509
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:10,560
Yeah.

1510
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,840
Yeah. My buddy Weston, he had the fucking Dreamcast.

1511
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:14,640
Hell, yeah.

1512
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,320
Yeah, dude, we got down on that.

1513
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,040
That's awesome.

1514
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:18,560
That's a fun one because of the sword.

1515
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,800
Like, anyway, you know, you get the long staff or the sword.

1516
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,840
You change your weapons and shit like that.

1517
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,680
No, I know.

1518
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,320
Is that how it is on two?

1519
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,520
Yeah, on two, you can like build.

1520
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:33,480
You can customize like what your character is wearing and they'll give you

1521
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,680
different stat tradeoffs and like some of them like, you know,

1522
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,840
I get a reach weapon and shit like that.

1523
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,000
I have four.

1524
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,800
I think it is. That was most recent one.

1525
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,680
Yeah, on PC and yeah, they do have the customized character.

1526
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,400
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

1527
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:49,400
That's pretty sick.

1528
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,040
No, one just has like certain characters have like a long staff.

1529
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,120
Certain characters have shorter swords.

1530
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:57,440
Yeah, they all have like different, different, different, different,

1531
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:02,760
you know, what has speed has this, you know, certain tradeoffs.

1532
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,240
Yeah.

1533
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:10,840
And I can't really think of another fighter I was super into.

1534
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,520
I've always I enjoyed.

1535
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:19,920
I think I had it on the Gameboy Color, one of the Street Fighter games.

1536
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,520
I did have a Street Fighter game.

1537
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,600
I don't remember which one.

1538
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,320
I think I had Street Fighter four as well for a little while.

1539
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:28,880
I think I borrowed that one.

1540
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:33,160
Yeah, I always wanted to get good at that game, but those games are so hard

1541
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:37,280
because it's that's a really hard game to get into.

1542
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:39,760
But it seemed really cool once you like,

1543
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:44,000
yeah, have all the because it's about having the combos memorized and then

1544
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:46,920
the response to other people's combos memorized.

1545
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:50,440
I feel like like knowing how to like react to.

1546
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:54,160
Yeah, you have to learn your moveset and whoever you're fighting.

1547
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,200
Yeah.

1548
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,200
So it ends up being everyone.

1549
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,320
Yeah, eventually. Yeah.

1550
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:03,560
So that's this one, though, being a card game.

1551
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,520
I have no idea what we're.

1552
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,000
That'll be that'll be interesting.

1553
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:13,840
I'm wondering if it's like that Kingdom Hearts game that has cards.

1554
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:18,760
You know, or did you ever play Mega Man Battle Network?

1555
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,960
No.

1556
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:25,400
It's kind of similar where it's you get this card and that's like you're you

1557
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,280
attack with it because that's what Kingdom Hearts was right where it's like you have

1558
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:34,640
like four key ones and then like you have a deck of cards and each one is your attack.

1559
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:35,320
Yeah.

1560
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,480
And then it will cycle through or something along those lines.

1561
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:40,600
Yeah, it was kind of how the Mega Man one is.

1562
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,120
OK, I'm wondering if that's what this one is or this is going to be straight up

1563
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:48,720
like Pokemon card battle game.

1564
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,680
Are you familiar with that?

1565
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,600
Yeah, I don't.

1566
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:53,960
Yeah, I don't know.

1567
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,920
I don't either. It could go either way.

1568
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,040
I was leaning more towards like the tabletop card style.

1569
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,560
Yeah.

1570
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:01,840
That's what you would prefer.

1571
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,840
That's what you think.

1572
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:07,440
I don't know which I would prefer.

1573
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,600
I'd be down for either, but they're very different games.

1574
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,200
They are.

1575
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,000
I was just assuming that that's what it was.

1576
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,520
But.

1577
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,600
Yeah, we'll have to find out.

1578
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,200
That'll be interesting.

1579
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,400
Huh?

1580
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,920
You said the SNK versus Capcom and I was like, oh, a fighter game.

1581
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,680
And you're like, it's a card game.

1582
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,440
Like, oh, yeah, it's.

1583
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,040
I'm trying to think of what SNK is known for.

1584
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,600
And I like I recognize the I know the name of the game.

1585
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,000
Anything about it comes straight to mind.

1586
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,280
No, maybe it's just like all fighting stuff.

1587
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,000
It could be. But I think it's OK.

1588
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:49,320
I think like an older, yeah, like early, early game days.

1589
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,320
Yeah, like arcade cabinets and shit, maybe.

1590
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,920
Right.

1591
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:57,680
Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, I'm excited to find out.

1592
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,400
My bar is low.

1593
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:04,720
Relatable later card fighters.

1594
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:13,920
Yeah, see you nerds.