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I would love that. Could you imagine? Like I saw this dude he took the front end. He took the front end of the car and like
built it into the fucking into the wall yeah let me just go chop my car right
fuck that engine may put in something else so everybody welcome to Tenacious
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hello everybody welcome to another episode of Tenacious Geeks I am your
motormouth hostess Beardo with the weirdo I am the fucking soundboard see
just bring it let's hook it up and I don't know if it works like that anyway and I'm just
chaotic today I am I had to catch you off guard I was like yeah I'm just gonna do
a soft opening today instead of a hard opening yeah trying to throw you off a little bit
just I gotta keep it entertaining oh true yeah true yeah oh you good yeah I'm
tired yeah I bet new job you know a long week it's hard working isn't it yeah
work sucks money's good it's hard adulting tall things ass adulting your
mic seems really low I guess cuz you're just not talking to do it maybe I'm a
gangster too is that better that's better I turned it up a little bit too
okay you better you just they're probably gonna pick all of that in the
background I don't think so I hope not I don't think so okay hold on talk to the
people so yeah so we had the Xbox showcase that went on today I caught
probably about half of it chaotic problem not sure how much he caught but
he got some of it what Tom the Xbox showcasing shit was on today anybody I
got I got Bunyan's I got my bunnies I got puppies they're just being loud as
fuck all right maybe I should just like when I'm being lazy just like move the
mic closer well that's kind of the whole point of the of the boom arm see sir oh
that's right that's right this one that's the one that does this that I
want yeah that's long yeah why I leave it just loose enough that I can pivot
where I need it and then I just yeah so yeah we'll go back to another episode we
uh I've done watching the showcase literally started a few hours ago I
watched as much as I could so I mean I won't I'm not gonna deep dive but I got
some honorable mentions bro yeah it looks like we got some bangers come now
I want to see what Nintendo is gonna do I need a switch too I'm addicted to it
they're playing with each other and I was that what it is that's what the
noise is so if you hear some squeaking noises in the background here's some
squiggity squabbling puppies in the other room that's pretty loud yeah that
is pretty loud yeah whatever wait till that just wait till the studios done no
shit yeah we're building our own studio that's gonna be nice
there's a dogfight in the background yeah just whatever they're playing
they're their brother and sister in the kennel they're like three months old
yeah they're just babies I'm sorry I had to throw those dogs outside they're
driving me oh wife just had to have them whatever welcome back yeah so all the
well sorry for the five minutes of a extended intro yeah and then of course my
dumbass totally forgot most of the shit that happened on the fucking showcase
because I was running around with kids and shit because this guy usual shit
this guy well okay well we just started off I know I heard about I saw some shit
for that one that you have although the pre-order yeah oh Starfield yes that was
the biggest yeah that was I think that was like the very first one they showed
no it was the very end I heard them talk about it in the opening of it then it
like a whole like our showcase just for Starfield and I mean it looks it looks
really good but I'm gonna go back and watch it tweet about I have a feeling the
gameplay is gonna be really dull it's like it's almost one of those games
where it looks fucking stunning mm-hmm but it doesn't look like they focus too
much on the actual like gameplay combat gameplay it looks like all the
unnecessary shit all the side fun shit that you would normally do
gotcha is front and center instead of the fucking gotcha but it looks like a
little bit of Mass Effect okay it looks like the Mass Effect 4 we all wanted
with a little bit of like yeah I didn't I played like maybe an hour of it and I
put it down I'm gonna say what I said earlier I want jetpacks back that's what
everybody hated though I don't give a fuck but dude even did you play shit now
we're like I wouldn't mind another jetpack game there's Japan yeah no tippy
touch this week cuz I'm the only one with the tippy I don't have a tippy yet
I need it oh if my feet stink I mean I don't think my shoes off oh but cuz I
don't want to put my shoes on your bit did you play a no man's sky a little bit
what's a bitch much colored sauce you want to know huh you want to know how
I'm not racist I got black and white socks no segregation
how you know it's laundry day dude straight so I'm way too lazy to fucking
fold most of my clothes did you play no man's sky a little bit yeah a little bit
I played it for a while yeah not like deep into it but it's it's almost like a
little bit of no man's sky meets Mass Effect gotcha with a little bit of RPG
of like destiny okay to combine the space of it but I don't know if it's
full multiplayer like destiny is hmm I don't think I think you could play
single-player I don't know I didn't get that far I kind of fast-forwarded when
they talk a lot cuz I was like this seems boring give me show me the combat
show me what I'm going to enjoy right show me the part that's like the space
exploration I guess you like you can jump between the systems instead of like
no man's sky where it's fucking all open which is why I liked no man's sky
because you actually like had the travel time and you actually had to get fuel
travel and it's a never-ending mm-hmm like you can hop on a complete randomly
generated planet that just boom like you can't end that game you can and but this
one looks like you jump and it it like Mass Effect a little bit the way the I
think you can choose your answers to okay from the way that some of the cut
scenes were making it look okay cuz it's an RPG oh gosh yeah so but there's
anything there is a sassin's Creed yet that you saw I did see the Assassin's
Creed is it oh I need okay so it's Assassin's Creed Mirage is that with
the okay that's the official title and it is the time what's the time frame it
is set I don't know the exact year but it's almost like Aladdin era so it's
like the like research it's um see you should research before we started
okay Assassin's Assassin's it's in like old like
is an upcoming action adventure game developed by Ubisoft and public area by
Ubisoft and published by Ubisoft it will be the 13th major installation of the
Assassin's Creed series and the successor to the 2020 Assassin's Creed
Valhalla which was still never finished it okay I'm like right at like the very
like Prince of Persia shit yeah like I don't know why Assassin's Creed one of
the videos that's pulling up is Assassin's Creed Mirage or return to the roots yeah
it's I want to say it's like 1800s I'm excited India it's like India I think I
don't think it's Egypt or anything that's why I said Prince of Persia yeah
cuz that's what all Prince of Persia was kind of Egyptian it's Persia which is
the same area but I think I think this one I think this one's more Indian not
like like Bangladesh yes like like like Bollywood almost I guess would yeah well
don't touch it's not really like Aladdin don't touch a decal Prince of Persia
meets Abu or Abu Abu we're talking about the Simpsons or the monkey from a web
I think we're talking about the monkey yeah so I mean they showed like a two
minute little trailer and literally I totally understand why I totally
understand why you said it the way that you did the the the pre-purchase order
through Epic Games and shit like that this is literally the first sentence
experience the story of Basim yeah BAS I am Basim a cunning street thief with
nightmarish vision so is that no you know what that sounds like oh we're
getting cancelled for that sounds like in one of the first like let's say the
first two or three missions uh-huh like the main quest I have a feeling we're
gonna go out in the desert and a caves in up here out of nowhere and we're
gonna fight through this cave it's Baghdad we're gonna say rack we're gonna
find a lamp and then we're gonna have a flying carpet fly us out of there okay
so here's feels like here's the full part of it I want it I clicked on to epic
so I could finish reading the full thing so a cunning a cunning street thief with
nightmarish visions seeking answers and justice as he navigates the bustling
streets of 9th century Baghdad through him through a mysterious ancient
organization known as the hidden ones he will he will become and that's what I
thought yeah that's pretty much what it is so 9th century so that's 9th century
Baghdad so he's an art rack yeah so 9th century so fucking 1000 that'd be 9th
century that so you want to know you want to know why I said Prince of Persia
well because that's where that's close that's what closely to what the
reference is so it's supposed to be like because that's like the old Persian
Empire I think is where like Baghdad is and shit yeah so the deluxe edition
includes a Prince of Persia inspired outfit eagle and mount skin weapon and more
great oh that's great that's the picture I saw and the first thing that popped
in my head was the Prince of Persia movie like I don't know why that movie
was shit I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck what anybody said that
goddamn movie was dope Prince oh fuck yeah Jake Gyllenhaal yeah
Gien hall Jake Gyllenhaal is Gien hall is it everybody calls him Gyllenhaal
yeah he just deals with it but I saw him on uh I think was Jimmy Fallon because
he's um what is it Swedish or from Norway or something like that I think
I think it's a Swede oh yeah is this feed yeah and so it's Gien hall
fucking weird I think I'm I think I'm gonna go deluxe edition so I can get
the Prince of Persia skin this guy when the fuck does it release 2024 I think
but so yeah so we got starfield Assassin's Creed we have a new fable I
saw that they didn't see that I don't they didn't specifically say it's fable
four no they it just says fable and it's a check for yeah it was yeah the giant
one yeah and it's fable for October 12 2023 for Assassin's Creed yeah baby
oh shit and it's June and we're just now getting a fucking first peek of it
that's not surprising they did the same thing with Valhalla which is weird
because normally they're promoting this like a year ahead the showcase that this
is our e3 right now I that's this it's Microsoft it's Microsoft yeah yeah
this is our Xbox e3 it's all it's pretty much all the shit that like Xbox has
contract because there was some stuff that there was some stuff that was at e3
that was Microsoft stuff like this was mainly this was mainly for like this was
their Xbox yeah this was the exclusive shit yeah this is like assassin I mean
except for like Assassin's Creed shit like that because you can get right on
all platforms fuck I might have to buy that twice you know what else you're
gonna have to buy twice hmm so Fergie decided to go buy another Xbox after
switching to PC yeah because the job I have now I travel right instead of just
getting a gaming laptop and just doing that but so you went back to Xbox and
then today I just have both this morning in the showcase mm-hmm they
announced that they're coming out I think later this year with a black
series s 1 terabyte for 349 oh that'll get caught don't worry about that right
I was like so you just went and got the series s bit and then now there's the one
terabyte coming out like whatever it's like what the fuck homie I needed
something I would I have already been two weeks on the road with nothing but
a fucking laptop affiliate and a cell phone since why about a switch bruh
should took your switch with you I thought about it now it's Pokemon with
me bro I thought about I'm fucking addicted I thought about it I'm still
getting right back just to play Pokemon I'm getting right back into my
competitive play I'll just set well technically it's not mine that's the
only thing that's why I went and bought a console for myself so like you know the
only the only electronic that I don't in the house is the TV in our bedroom
all of the computers all of my computer shit and then on the console like those
are all the electronics that I own in the house like well goddamn so like
they own all of these oh so um except that one so I gave that Xbox to the wife
when I bought my series X fuck what so technically that one's not mine but if
anybody wants to trade it for a switch let me know but but yeah so her mom got
the switch because the Wii U shit dude I haven't had a Wii or Wii U since
fucking yeah yeah that shit so then they still wanted to replace it so then they
could play like Wii Sports blah blah blah which I've touched it more than
anybody me and her little brother are the ones that have touched it more than
anything else and like I only start I only started to touch it after we got
like I went and bought Pokemon and that's when I started playing it like oh
the switch yeah yeah so technically Pokemon's my game I got the switch so I
could play Pokemon because this new one just looked so fucking good and it is it
is so good I'm on like what's your highest level Pokemon 100 oh really I'm
like in I think I'm in like so I'm rolling team bros so at this point hold on
question okay what do you got so I have like my stronger Pokemon's are unlike
the 40s and like I just got to the point where because I stopped point like you
know me I'm so intermittent with shit mm-hmm that like when I throw them out
in battle and because it hadn't been too I just beat the gym like just beat the
gym recently that lets you like control the like level 40 Pokemon yeah and but
they won't still won't listen to me what levels are they like low 40s but
they're past level 40 mm-hmm that's why that only lets you go up to level 40 so
40 and below so if they're 41 that's why I have to beat the next gym leader and
the next one only goes to 45 it's like it's like the cap that I saw it went
from like to 50 or 55 and then you go beat the elite for and or after you get
the last one I think the last it's like 50 or 55 and then the last one's all of
them instead of like the old games or it went to like 60 and then 75 and then it
went to a hunter I'm like no so you got to stay like in the 50s or else they're
not gonna listen to you and I'm over here and like I'm already by this time
I'm level 70 bro by the time I'm even close to beating the last gym so all the
last gyms and the team star fighting and the giant Titans and shit I'm
one-shotting everything literally but here's the question which starter did
you pick this will tell me if I like you or not fuck I don't remember you the
fire water grass I think I did fire so the fire is the
alligator
I'll have to go home flamingator I'll have to go home and you get the the duck
I got the duck the blue duck I got the done then there's the the grass cat I
got the duck got the duck and that duck is pretty good though I know that I need
to keep leveling him up again and get him to for he's he's got a water move
that like increases his speed and his attack every time he attacks with it and
it just dude it's a killer I got stuck behind it and then I threw out
Gengar and just I'm like trying to figure licked that duck I'm like still
on the point where I've sound bite that there you go
lick that duck lick a tongue lick a duck I picked I picked the fire I picked the
gator cuz he turns into a ghost type oh does he yeah his final evolutions fire
ghost and he's got a he's got a second evolution of Quackers yeah he's what I
named him was Quackers mines um I didn't name mine I did I thought it was
hilarious so I saw the duck and just instantly picked it cuz I was bro he's a
fucking there is a gangster though the fire ones got a move that increases his
special attack every time he uses it so kind of like the duck like they all kind
of got their own mm-hmm but his special attack is already so fucking high and
he's a ghost type hmm like I'm gonna go home and play Pokemon like here's that
well like she's getting her nails done oh we're that's the gator yeah I'm gonna
go home and play Pokemon play Pokemon while she's getting her nails done the
kids are doing over the fuck they're doing fucking a soon as we're done here
I'm gonna go play Pokemon I'm like trying to remember what I was doing till
four o'clock in the morning I was like okay I need to get to level 40 and
remember get my Pokemon to level 40 then remember what moves then you I've been
taking they they finally do you know about Pokemon home so Pokemon home has
been out since the switch came out but it's like Pokemon Bank was back in the
day you remember Pokemon Bank I forget you weren't into Pokemon like I was
like I used to play cards for a while and then like played the games and shit
I played the games hard the 3ds was the last one that X&Y was really the last
one I played I played so hard because I was I come I was competitive I was
ranked like in the top 100 of single battles but single battles aren't really
ranked right they are but they're not it's weird so it's like you can't go
play like an actual tournament because they do double battles so the single
brackets kind of like on your own but I was still in the top 100 in the world I
was like yes and then I just stopped playing because I breed I breed them I
fucking hunt for shinies I fucking I go balls deep right well then I stopped and
I was like this one looks good so I got into it but what was I really saying
vault or bank or some shit Pokemon oh that's right so back on the 3ds Pokemon
Bank I totally just had to bring for Pokemon Bank was so you can it's like a
storage app mm-hmm on on the 3ds where you can import them from like alpha
Ruby or alpha sapphire and all the previous games like all your games you
could put them in the box and you can transfer between games without having to
trade somebody and have them trade you back you remember that oh yeah it was
like hey trade this to me so I can take it to this game or having two consoles
this trade between games it was so you can do it yourself gotcha and just from
the previous games that you already played any of them that's why I'm saying
yeah you can leave all of them to it and back and forth even the Eevee and the
Pikachu one the let's go or whatever mm-hmm all the way through the switch
they um turned it into Pokemon home like so they made it so you can continue
using Pokemon Bank and put them into Pokemon home it's the same thing
gotcha but they made a mobile app on the phone so you could do it on that too and
so just literally on your birthday it's probably gonna tell everybody your
birthday but so on your birthday they had the update that brought in scarlet
and violet and so now you can take Pokemon go put them into Pokemon home
take them to scarlet and violet I've been working on taking my shinies and
all my shit yeah you can't take so you can only take there's like maybe 500
Pokemon total that you can take 400 already in the game because it's the
that that Pokedex goes to 400 but they only added like Charizard but not
Blastoise or Venusaur, Mew and Mewtwo like the three birds, Typhlosion but not
any of the others none of the third gen starters and only some of the
legendaries but you have to you can't go straight from Pokemon go to scarlet
violet with the legendaries yet yeah apparently you have to have them in
another game and oh cuz I have all send it I have all day the original
legendaries well yeah me too but I already tried and it won't let me I would
totally I have to my legendaries from fucking go to scarlet well so
apparently you have to get somebody has to trade you those you have to have them
on the game and then you can import them from go otherwise they just sit in your
Pokemon home your little bank thing it's it's weird I guess Pokemon goes was too
easy to get them so they want to make you feel like you earned them from from
the main games and then use Pokemon go it's like a secondary thing but you know
it's so much easier hmm is taking shinies you know how many community day
shinies I have oh fuck 10 I took like one of my four shiny Charizard's just
put it in a fucking pilot fuck it you know my shot I got like are late you
got violet yeah I got like six shiny finnegan's huh okay one of them already
fully evolved I took like two of them put them in violet that's my trade
fodder oh yeah and trade people online and shit I haven't we all my shiny my
shiny Tyranitar my shiny back Hydra Hydra gone Hydra get on but anyway it's
fucking beautiful dude it's awesome and the games and have a DLC like they're
actually dropping a DLC like they did for the last game Oh for scarlet well I'm
at the end of the year oh and it's supposed to be a big update big DLC I
have to remember is that but yeah so the switch is tight that's all yeah I'll
show you the Pokemon go and the Pokemon home stuff later oh nice I was weak as
shit that was like a three but it was so that the showcase we got fable
Assassin's Creed and starfield we have to do with this who is starfield
your mama why is starfield again your mama do you want better how again for
the third time your mama why is Gamora now I'm gonna change it up that's just
mama there's a bunch of other little no-named games too that they drop some
of them look good developers metal gear solid on Xbox the new one they did they
did show us that oh you say metal gear salt oh I'm thinking fucking twisted
metal no we're metal gear solid you know snake yeah yeah yeah but it was still
PlayStation exclusive now we're getting it they showed us a new you know why
they showed us a new Mortal Kombat trailer yeah Mortal Kombat 1 yeah I
didn't see the trailer but I've seen I've seen the cover of the game I don't
watch the trailer so is it anything like the last Mortal Kombat is better well
I'm just saying like how that one was is it like I think it was more like how X
originally was that was the last one no 11 has there been one since X yeah 11
was pretty good too last one I played was X but 11 fell short X was like they
revamped it it was like X was sick that shit was brutal as yeah and then 11 kind of felt
like a reskin with a little bit better graphics but this one looks way better
huh yeah you know that I know I have X and I have all of the DLC I have
everything for it I was I love that fucking game way better than you want to
know it you want to know what game I want what Titanfall 3
yeah all three I fucking wish yeah they get it's called apex legends that's our
that's that made that made the Titanfall universe better but I want another just
specific Titanfall game and make it better like Titanfall was still no what I
mean by I loved I love I'm not not what I mean by that is by made it better as
they brought way more fucking lure into Titanfall that's what I mean by made it
better like because it's a spin-off of the Titanfall universe like it just
expanded the lure within Titanfall yeah I mean it did it better and it changed
the game slapped like that's the reason like you move in apex how you moved in
Titanfall well to an extent yeah like the slight like the jump sliding and
shit like that yeah I miss I miss and the fucking grappling mechanics and shit
yeah wall running mm-hmm you go fly across the map yeah imagine they put the
wall run and the double jump like like Titanfall 2 had Titanfall oh when you
actually had the booster jet so yeah and you can jump between walls and get
another booster jet you can literally just keep going and run wall running and
dude imagine they bring that in apex just imagine oh my god yeah a moment of
silence for all the sweats out there no shit right all these try hard well I'm
good at apex yeah let's go up in a Titanfall this is how I feel when people
are like oh I'm good at apex I'm like that's cool you want to talk about it he
put his sunglasses on like oh shit sorry you done all right cool yeah cuz you
suck straight ass at that game cuz I don't ever plan anymore I'm like
mediocre like I can get I could be really good and then I could be really
bad if I want to feel good about myself I just keep playing Call of Duty and then
just talk to little kids that either not whenever you're watching me every time
made it to the top 13% the world bitch it's at least the top like you mean the
top 13% like age range well no that's just mentally that's about your yeah
mentally yeah it's like you 13 no no no no no no so like they think you're 13
no they put a breakdown at the end of like season one to like where everybody
like ended within the rank system like the average like the average casual
player ended up in like fucking mid gold and silver and like if you made it into
plat you made it into the top 13% of like the game and so I was like I did it I
made it to plot one yay and then like I was gonna keep grinding I almost made it
to plot two and then it was like the last day of the season I didn't play
like the last two days and I was like like that's pretty much how I feel now
cuz I'm like I've literally been in gold to the whole season especially since I
haven't played like last two and grind and just get somebody like the lot I was
playing before I came over and like the last game that I played somebody was
like damn you're level 50 like gold to or rank 50 gold to like damn bro that's
bad and then we they like started started shitting on us like the first
two rounds and then we just three swept him and the dude starts talking shit I
was like oh damn dog that sucks and I haven't even played really the last two
weeks like dude this is sad I still haven't played the new card I want jet
bags I'm gonna fucking download cop for again
told you I'll get black ops for I got like all the black ops except three three was
fucking horrible he was literally the I liked advanced warfare advanced warfare
was one way I'm talking out of the black ops yeah I want to play advanced
warfare cuz I don't remember if it was a W or if it was black ops for the one
where they had the ball and you threw it into the fucking circle or whatever
like you were playing basketball kind of I think that was a W I think those a
W like that one that one was fun like I was forward did the zombie chronicles
though well that's just kind of what like black what made black ops fucking super
popular originally was zombies yeah oh I know cuz I went back to play black ops
two zombies well so they're supposed to be releasing so the next cod that's
coming out is supposed to be mw3 because everybody's pissed that mw2 was on a two
was on a two-year cycle so just be stuck on mw2 for two years and fucking unless
if unless you literally all you were were as fucking like just an average like
maybe low level competitive player kind of like I am or whatever like yeah
there's some shit that needs to be fixed with the fucking game but like whatever
if I have better awareness than you do like then I can win a gunfight like it's
I mean that's essentially what it is so we're just gonna get model warfare 3
yeah but we're supposed to get zombies with this one and so so why are you just
dead again well it's so it's supposed to I think it's Treyarch that's making the
next one and for summary is that one is the one that's coming out which is why
they're doing zombies and it's an MW because none of the modern warfares have
never been known for zombies never they get the strikes and survival except for
like the well where they were you did where MW did zombies as they did it in
in warzone like that's where they ended up doing zombies to make up for it kind
of yeah but um I don't know they know they have straight zombie events MW did
it was like survival you did the waves the rounds like horde mode like that's
what MW was known for kind of like their their version of zombies but it was like
other people because everybody wanted zombies right that's cuz it's zombies
they wanted to be popular like I played the shit out of model warfare 2 & 3 back
in the day original ones yeah yeah advanced warfare infinite warfare those
ones ghosts I hate I hated all of them I don't think I really played ghost ghost
was terrible like absolutely competitively like that was like a lot of
the pros thinks that was one of the best games which is funny because back then
nobody played ghost competitively they all just kept black ops going off season
and modern warfare 3 going off season oh maybe off season there was a
season if they were if they're pros oh yeah that was well I understand that but
before it it was MLG yeah I know cuz I played it for black ops 2 yeah that's
where it originally started very far but that's where originally started like
competitive gaming like for Call of Duty and shit first got like really big
because that's one like fucking aches and crimp six and scump came in in I don't
think it was black ops 2 I think it was the next game yeah I didn't that I used
to play in some tournaments for black ops 2 and some for black ops 1 but
mostly it was black ops 2 like my clan was that's what we did I'm just too
inconsistent like some days I am absolutely fucking just on it I just
don't want to anymore I just enjoy it I still enjoy just playing Call of Duty
yeah like yesterday I was 360 people was great today I couldn't fucking my aim
was just a hair off I have not played I feel so terrible because we're talking
about first person shooters I have not played destiny oh and God knows how long
like I've heard you talk about destiny and yeah the first ever the expansion
dropped in February I played it for like three weeks got Harry Potter nothing
nothing played the shit out of Harry Potter and I have the last three weeks
I've not touched that Xbox you were working well I've been working and then
when I'm not working I'm playing Pokemon I'm and Smash Brothers oh I have a lot
more game stuff to talk about like that's I'll be spending fucking weeks on
the like nobody can hear you sir I'll be spending days on the road so then that
way when I'm in sitting in the hotel room that's why I got fucking RPG games
so if the Wi-Fi shitty I don't yeah I can just fucking play those yeah just
play the offline shit exactly like that's why I want assassin you want to borrow
a Red Dead Redemption 2 I don't know you know that's right I'm
desecrator so you told me I still have your spiral yeah that's useless to me
yeah I forgot sorry I mean you can bring that ass over you can borrow this one
no why would I why would I borrow cuz it's got a disk previous gen for my
next jet cuz it's kind of just go fuck yourself bro oh just saying it just
sits there I forgot I forgot you don't have a disc reader though but I bought
red 120 frames dog 120 frames of coin well yeah do you gotta really now you
gotta realize I'm used to like 160 plus get rid of the ass go get the X why
cuz X is so much faster I don't care it's so much nicer I don't care no size
convenience dog it's way easier to pack that thing around then the big fucking
album yeah yeah you're right like you gotta realize cuz I just got a bad I
just got like a cooler backpack so I can take like more drinks or like colder
shit to like take with me so then that way I'm not at least drinks like random
drinks from when I'm in the hotel yeah so then I'm not spending so much money in
the hotel fucking on drinks and shit right take snacks you know hit the fast
food yeah right good Taco Bell oh dude I had what was it Thursday Wednesday night
and Thursday night I was like I am so tired of fast food dude it sucks well
like so I was like what do I want looking I get around I'm like there's the
Sherry's right next to my hotel I'm going to fucking Sherry boom they got the best
fucking almost and that was Wednesday I got in the world I got the breakfast
sampler or some shit yes and then fuck I hop and then I've Denny's and then the
next he's got the fucking omelets and then the next night Thursday night I
went to Denny's cuz it was like the only thing that was open yeah well Denny's
dude is living around here anymore bro it was an operating I know but we don't
have Denny's around here anymore so that's why it's been like that's true
it's all high hop now yeah it's all I hop and sure ease there's a few Sherry's
the the last Denny's turned into some buffet I think and now it's a Panda
Express huh a panda last night right off Mill Plain it's crazy I'm gonna bet till
4 a.m. that's on fucking to get back up at 830 dude I was even kidding I've been
passing out if I'm back to the if I'm back to the hotel before like 9 o'clock
like so like before 5 or whatever like I am I am passed out asleep by fucking 10
oh yeah like at the latest I'll put it this way it was Saturday night all of my
wife went to bed about midnight kids went to bed like 11 I was like well fuck
I'm just okay well I'm just gonna play Pokemon for a bit next thing I know I
blink and it's 3 o'clock in the morning yeah and I'm like the fuck dude all I've
been doing is evolving shit I had a few more eggs to make and then I had to go
like find a few more wild Pokemon I'm trying to beat my Pokedex mmm and as of
this moment I only got five Pokemon left to get nice one of them I gotta get the
fucking gimme ghoul coins which are gonna link yeah I'll explain later okay I
gotta link it to Pokemon go and once a day and it gives me like 50 to 70 coins
you gotta have 999 to evolve this fucker and I think it's because he's literally
on the actual Pokedex he's number 1000 evolution is so I think the 999 point
is it gimme ghoul oh evolves into gold gold dango or some talking about a
penis yeah he literally looks like a big gold penis look on a big old Jamie bring
that up real quick Jamie Jamie Jamie don't show my screen please I'm on porn
again hey Jamie pull it up share his screen not mine please we don't need so
this is the ball gold dango he's Pokemon number 1000 bro he looks like he looks
like a wishbone with arms yeah and so they definitely look like you pleasure
dude that's two in the pink one in the stink right there you are he evolves
from this stupid little thing but the only way to evolve him is you got to
have 999 99 gimme ghoul coins you got to collect from them and they're hard as
fuck okay well they're hard as fucking Pokemon go to get them but so this is
how he looks in scarlet and violet okay you see the little treasure chest that
that's him oh and then the other version you get from Pokemon go the this version
so there's two versions I've never even seen him yet you get him from linking
Pokemon go to violet it's scarlet violet you send a postcard from your postcard
book or whatever over to the switch it gives you coins and some items and
changes your Vivalon region because you can get postcards from around the world
okay to get the different variants and shit and then it gives you a what's
called a coin bag and in Pokemon go it's called a coin bag and you click it and
it's like a half-hour incense that only spawns gimme ghouls and gives you coins
as you catch them huh and then you can transfer them through Pokemon home to
scarlet violet so you can have both forms and shit and the only part that
sucks though is you can't go once they go from Pokemon go to home they can't go
back that's the only shitty part so when they leave Pokemon go that's it no more
no more no mama I took my shiny Sylveon like I took silent Bob with me that was
that was my baby that was like the first shiny I got on that well no was the my
Eevee my shiny Eevee was like the first one I got when soon as they dropped
shiny Eevee gosh and I kept it for so long and I missed community day for all
the other shiny Eevees but I kept that one and I was like I want my Sylveon oh
the fairy one fucking badass yeah the pink and white one yeah well now is blue
and white it's my channel yeah I have Sylveon yeah so I got that one left to do
the love Hashira I got a right I got to get a so that that one Pokemon the coins
I'm almost done with the coins okay and then I got the four legendaries which
apparently you got to go around the map the whole world you got to pull these
like swords out of the ground and it opens like a fucking portal hmm or a
like a sealed door to fight them catch them I saved those for last but I already
got all the exclusives hmm I already got all the scarlet exclusives yeah I have
to bring the switch over with me one of these is well I've been I'll have to
show you the Pokemon home but you can trade on the phone app and it's on the
switch too so it can you can only trade on the phone app though gotcha but so
like I can store them in there and you could do the GTS the global trade hmm
put up a Pokemon tell them what you want and shit like that so I've been catching
and transferring over to home like the violet exclusives and posting them up
for the other ones yeah oh yeah see look like this one got take so that's a
violet exclusive it's a violet exclusive to an entire is a robo
tyrannosaurus what the fuck so violet hat once you get to the end bro you got
to beat it I'm telling you you gotta beat it so how do you beat it by beating
you going all the gems all the gems elite for it follow the story eventually
you'll go down in the big giant crater in the middle oh the big black hole right
now which is like a it's a giant crater but it's like a time portal so for
scarlet it brings back
they're like prehistoric Pokemon kind of so like I'm gonna pull up like kaputops
and shit kind of like that no so before that oh like these are weird
can let me find them hold on I'm totally gonna find these things so I just want
to go home and play Pokemon stand out of my brain all right so it's like like
pre ancestor like there's a jigglypuff called Screamtail that's his name a
Screamtail hmm it's a jigglypuff like variant like prehistoric that's where
a churidon the one you ride mm-hmm that's why that one looks like more of a
dinosaur yeah and then the one on violet is more futuristic has like the jet
thrusters so when we're done recording I'll go grab the switch and I'm gonna
show you but they have the few violet has the future about area zero yes yeah
those are that's the DLC hmm okay that's the DLC that's coming yeah it's called
area zero in the great crater that's what the area is called but that's
that's the DLC right there that you're looking at gotcha
but yeah so violet has futuristic Pokemon so you got a trade between them
so that one I just showed you the robot tyranitar uh-huh is is the future that's
from violet and then there's a Volcarona tyranitar we have a robot deli bird so
the one that I got goes to the past one that you got goes to the future yes
yeah yes so here's I have these ones screenshot it because I need them but
here's the list for scarlet's the prehistoric ones oh we have a robo don
fan too that's lit
it's just a screenshot buddy I've seen that one which one the great desk yeah
was it a Titan mm-hmm yeah you can catch them wild yeah yeah but yeah that's
what that's the prehistoric one and then we have a robot don fan so called iron
what is it iron tusk or iron tread sandy shocks yeah it's a fucking magneton
mm-hmm well fucking arms yeah now I'll show you the futuristic ones we have a
robot galade you know which one gallade is right uh-huh
okay hold on motherfucker let's see yeah iron valiant is the name oh they're
called paradox Pokemon is what they're called
gotcha I'm trying to pull up pictures of it but it wants to give me a list so
like here's the gala aid I'll show the actual in-game but huh that's that's the
robot one oh okay I got who you're talking about it's a fighting fairy huh
so gangster I have one we get the robot nilly bird I'm gonna fuck you up the
iron Jubilus or whatever juggerless which is robot hydra get on okay robot
tyranitar which you saw and he looks like this he's literally robo Godzilla
he's mecha Godzilla bro he looks so little he's really not though he looks
so little robot Haruyama oh that'd be cool fighting electric he's he's
actually really good that's a great oh and then Scarlet has roaring moon which
is a prehistoric mega salamence okay which is really fucking dope here's the
the dawn fan that's weird it's fucking weird I like that yeah here I'll show
you but I figured I'll just pull them up and show you now while you're here
sounds windy yeah it is windy today yeah this is roaring moon how raw yeah and I
got one now that's dope but it's only in scarlet so yeah so we get we get the
future you get the past and you got a trade between them okay so I need to beat
the goddamn game yeah and then you got a trade if you want to get the exclusives
but I have violet so perfect the only one I don't have is my ride on Tom fan
no my ride on this so you read the red one I read the blue one it's the one I
ride on you can catch two of them so there's the one you ride on that that's
yours like eventually when you get to the end you can take it from your ride
and put it in your party in battle mode and you can battle with it you just
can't trade them but if you go back after you beat the game back to where
you fought because you're gonna fight another one spoiler alert yeah that's
why this one left in the beginning was he was getting picked on by the other
one so you gotta go whoop his ass and then when you go back later you can
battle it and catch it so I caught mine and the second one and traded it for the
other one for the one from scarlet gotcha so
yeah so that way I can have both very pokedex yeah that one in battle mode one
to ride I know we're talking about a lot of Pokemon I'm sorry I've been obsessed
it's okay that's great I'm like super obsessed next next week so at the
episode after next weekend yeah so that's that's the one where I'm gonna
talk a lot cuz next weekend is Father's Day so to announce what he was about to
say we will not be doing an episode next weekend I'm talking a lot go for it so
we will not be doing an episode next weekend because we both will be out of
town for the reason it is Father's Day so which is also Father's Day weekend is
also champs weekend so convenient none of them probably have dads they all were
like oh you're just gonna sit in a basement sit in your room and play this
game I'm gonna go get some milk I'm gonna go get a pack of smokes I get a
pack of smokes you know see you in a little bit ha bye sit in the basement of
the mama's house now these motherfuckers live in fatter house they make champs
weekend on Father's Day weekend I mean but bro I'm gonna be saying I'm gonna be
sitting in a B&B because I think like Saturday or Sunday is fucking our little
sisters graduation so while they're doing all that shit bro I'm just gonna be
sitting there watching Call of Duty I'm gonna take the Xbox take your switch with you watch
champs the only thing I don't like is the battery doesn't last very long on
them but take your dock yeah take your dock with you but yeah but it is yeah so
we're not gonna do we're not gonna be doing an episode next week so we can
celebrate Father's Day because both of us have the little health spawns yeah
because we do this every Sunday yeah so we could put it out Mondays yeah it's
fresh yep it's always fresh so we get a new episode it's always fresh it's
literally been done with 24 hours usually yeah done done edited put out
less than 24 hours who edits anymore I edited it in the beginning yeah so in the next coming up
episodes you'll definitely be hearing a lot of video game stuff because I'll be
playing a lot more video games so we might a lot more about Harry Potter
probably Pokemon and yeah I got a guest coming so we might have to pop you into
discord that's fine or like maybe we'll do a zoom call just have you on zoom do
else motherfucker every time he's hit the last three episodes on cue my man is my
neighbor on his motorcycle mom and Harley but but so cuz he's only off
during the week we're gonna have to hit it after work so if you're not yeah if
you're not in town we might just have to just slap you on right and then yeah
fair enough fair enough or just leave you separate and you'll have to come
back when the guest is here whichever so we might still have an episode for next
week maybe yeah we'll see yeah worst case is we might have to miss the holiday
and then we'll be back the week after yeah is what it is next weekend yeah is
what it is yeah but uh yeah yeah yeah anything else you got cuz I really don't
got much all I had was the showcase and Pokemon I talked about Pokemon some more
you know some more no I'm good the battlings I'd rather I just know I do
enjoy the battling battling I love the no cuz now I just want to go home and
play Pokemon and I do got to get going soon cuz he's like I want to go home
no her appointments at three so like I gotta get going soon
okay with the kiddos no she's at home with the kiddos well that's what I mean
you gotta go yeah yeah swap out yeah I'm fucking hungry that's what pretty
sure that's what's gonna happen no she took the kids over and then she's gonna
come back drop them off probably and then go get her nails done too
mm-hmm at a girl yeah mommy it's my that's what we do yeah this is dad time
yep pretty much yeah but uh I mean we have 52 minute 53 minutes shit that's
not bad you count the extended intro yeah that's not bad but uh well I guess
we've been here for like two hours though oh shit you better get just in a
time you do the table sit here and talk about fucking
enjoyable I haven't watched how we know we enjoy it because we just say we lose
track of time we have to see how long we've been because we feel like we've
been talking about the shit for a fucking couple hours that's literally
what it feels like mm-hmm so but again why you're fucking call me the whole
ninja was three hours consecutively you know what that means that means one
after the motherfucking other three hours oh hey the whole ninja on the other
podcast both of the episodes that I've been on are two of the best episodes
that the fucking shows that first that original oh my god that was great you
sure you ain't oh you ain't got another hour oh we could we cut this and we'll
go into return of the whole ninja part two no no no we're gonna call a whole
ninja rebirth that's right home ninja rebirth bitch again we haven't done an
episode on the other show for a while well we'll talk more we'll talk more
about that I might just have to take this episode and upload it on both shows
the ADHD the ADHD tenacious geeks no just post it over there the the ad tenacious
geeks ADHD tenacious key eight call it eight call it ADHD ADHD ADHD ADHD we can't
even pronounce it it'll be well we'll wait until like another year or so right
and then I'll combined we'll combine ADHD and tenacious geeks and we'll call it
tenacious geeks ADHD edition TG HD V to TG HD and high-definition exactly yeah
now you can hear us 4k I'm invading your ear balls and then Dolby Atmos surround
sound I'll hit you with the Adobe Adobe slap this is good we do got to do an
actual ho ninja episode though without ADHD we gotta not today yeah but we do
gotta yeah that'll definitely be fun because that one we could literally just
do nothing but talk shit yeah we don't we don't have to keep our nurse I mean we
don't have to on this either this is us well yeah it just we always we always
just turn like this is just natural shit yeah this is just natural for us because
no most normal conversations with us just tend to be about some random fucking
geek topic yeah I mean like something new fucking real relit something old like
you tell me about you know relighting some of just real quick to bleach come
back it no I read I read that wrong it's like I swear you texted me I didn't look
it was not there and I lost my mind oh yeah what the fuck it's July 8th not
June 8th okay okay that's a lot better because it was like it was
avatar that came out on the seventh oh water oh and so I was like you said you
wanted to watch it yeah I haven't watched it yet it's like three and a half hours
it's on Disney Plus and Max HBO Max okay it's they put it on both of them oh
gotcha I just haven't sat down and watched it yet so I haven't either I
barely got to know what I watched this morning what the new white man can't
jump with Jack Harlow I watched part of it it was so funny I got especially the
end of it dog that shit got fucking hilarious bro even less he started
watching it with me at the end of it fucking she started laughing Joey
watched it and I watched like a part of it and then I got distracted had to go
do something and he told me it wasn't very good I thought it was funny I mean
he said it was manageable like you can get through it but he just seemed like
it wouldn't be one of those like go out of your way to watch it again I just
I've seen I've seen enough clips of him with like jet Jack what I mean it's Jack
Harlow just said the original one had Woody Harrelson in it though like then
you're Woody Harrelson and fucking Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes and you're gonna
replace that with Jack Harlow but I heard he was good Jack Harlow's he showed
up in Dave too I have a Jack Harlow can actually wall to have you watched Dave
you never watched any of it huh I'm about to give you research for ADHD I
just have it it's really good dude I'm like never on the only time I am on
fucking who's to watch fucking bleach you should I know I'm not I'm like never
on Hulu either I just don't pay for it so oh yeah I I have like my Verizon pays
for it my phone plan so it's like that's how I used it so it's yeah so it's
commercials yeah so it's like yeah it's like let hers used to be hers used to be
non-commercial now it's commercial so I was like since I just so is included so
since it's included with my like Verizon plans oh yeah you get the same one
Disney bundle yeah yeah so like I use her Hulu now cuz I totally forgot
whatever my login was for Hulu but then like I've just I just use my Disney Plus
because they use mom's well we already had our Hulu plan you know we paid for
it was our ad free and all that right and then we got the the Disney bundle
with our phone plan and I'm like why the fuck we still paying I was like fuck
these well yeah give the commercials and save money and now I'm sitting here like
fuck these commercials so tired take my money give it back hey I'm thinking
about paying for Hulu again it's like fuck dude trying to watch bleach and
hitting getting hit with commercials all right right when the it and it's always
in the spot where the anime would have went to a commercial I know I fucking
hate it and I'm just like oh my god but but yeah so that's got to come back so
so you'll you'll definitely hear us be talking about that next oh there's a
lot oh oh there's a lot of show but alright everybody I think we're gonna
wrap it up right there and this is definitely bad and tabbing another
episode of tenacious geeks with ya boys the boys yeah boys double Jake Paul is
my brother Logan don't ever fucking sorry don't ever fucking say that again
your face is just that I'm loving today I'm in one of those moods don't ever
fucking call me that again the disrespect is really want to be Jake no I
don't want to be either I don't want to be good well so let's just not do that again
kids bro hold up hold up hold up fuck them cute but I'm not gonna do any
corny outro no sappy outro nothing like that I'm just we're not going to shade on
the Paul I'm just saying them fuck fuck them I'm trying to make some money off
here controversy baby not seriously fuck them Paul
brothers though but I don't maybe fighters but you know get these no these
nuts we know you like dragons we know they like
dragon hey you want to see my dragon balls oh yeah but I know sappy no sappy
outro this time no big words know what he thinks is written or anything like
that I'm just gonna tell you we love you it's really not written it's been great
he practices in his head though I know he does nope but uh but it's we love you
it's been great I get interrupted 97,000 times when I do the intro I am when I do
the outro and I love it cuz I just don't care cuz it's part of the podcast
essentially at this point and uh but we chime in we are here we are there we are
everywhere Roy Kent I am dr. Seuss in a boot who are you get a caboose have you
seen do you watch Ted lasso no no no don't even know who the fuck there so
there's a character in Ted lasso it's a soccer show right like it's about like
actual soccer okay and there's a dude his name is Roy Kent okay that's what I
was like when you said that they the crowd have chance for each player he
goes he's here he's there he's every fucking where Roy Kent so that's what I
thought you were getting it from I was like wait a minute no that's a good show
you should watch okay sorry I didn't mean to interrupt fucking actually kind of
cared about that one cuz I literally just said it I'm sorry fuck it's no
self-control I don't when it comes to this I got curious you've seen Ted lasso
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