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Chaotic.
This is Tenacious Geeks.
Hello everybody and welcome back to the Tenacious Geeks podcast.
I am your newest Subaru owner Fergie.
New new new new.
Like the new new new.
And I am the master of Marvel, Chaotic.
A...
Master of Marvel I am.
And a continuous Subaru owner for the last couple years along with his wife.
But that's besides the point.
She's been there longer than I have.
I talked a lot of shit.
I think we both did for a long fucking time.
And then I drove one.
But hello everybody and welcome back to the podcast.
We are your two hostess with mostest, the bearded with the weirdo and the comic book
geek hero himself.
Let's do it.
You have the ho ninja and the ho hero.
So but sorry about not coming in last week and not doing an episode.
And sorry for coming in a little late this week and being having it up probably a day
or two late.
And we apologize for that.
Things have come up.
I talk about making the joke about getting the new Subaru.
Some things literally happened last night that totaled the vehicle that I was driving.
So we had to deal with today going to get me a new vehicle.
So it was an excuse.
Yeah, whatever.
I got to do it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure a little brother did it on purpose.
Yeah, but not do the car that hit him, dude, just as fucked and like got set dog.
Like it looked like it was a good like half a football field away.
He I'll have him send me all the pictures so I can sell or at least the one where how
far away he is from where they got hit.
Like I got to see it.
Yeah, it was it was fucking gnarly.
He's fine.
So everybody knows he's OK.
They were in the back of the rig.
It was our driver's side contact on driver's side contact.
They were in the back with it in the back with the trunk open, like gazing at the stars
off a main road.
They were not on a main road.
It was like where everybody goes to ride like their quads and go play around and shit.
It's not a place you want to be stargazing.
Yeah, he didn't know that he had never been there.
Like I'd only ever heard of people going out there to ride and didn't even know where it
was.
Just knew it was over in that area.
Nobody rides out there anymore, but I'm not going to speak any further.
I plead the faith.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, because of the conspiracy circus.
Like what?
Two thousand, two thousand, like a late 12.
So to change the subject, though, we told the people we would watch Power Rangers and
we did and we did.
I should have probably watched it again, but I remember most.
I remembered like all of it.
That was a chunk of it.
So dope.
It was I enjoyed it.
I don't care if anybody bashes it or anything.
I very much enjoyed Rita Repulsa as like the metal Borg like it was after Power Rangers
took over like Alpha.
Yeah, like I really liked the concept where she looked like the villains after her in
Mighty Morphin.
Yeah.
The the robot.
Yeah.
And what was the other one?
I can't remember.
Yeah, it was a king, a queen, a son and then like their subjects or whatever.
I do not remember their names.
I just remember they were the machine empire.
That's all I remember.
I was talking about Minotaur in the movie.
There was the other dude, the snake dude.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was I was talking about.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I got to that part.
But that's what she looks like is those villains after her in the Mighty Morphin series before
they went to Zio.
Mm hmm.
Like that's exactly I was like I saw that I was like, oh.
And they they referenced like all of them.
Mm hmm.
When she's over there.
I saw them all like the power out.
Yeah, they're you see the turbo.
I think you saw the white one from Dino Fury.
Yeah, you saw some of the ninjas.
Mm hmm.
And then obviously the Space Ranger ones.
Yep.
Like deep space.
Yeah.
Like the shit was it was dope how they tied in like using the little figurines and stuff
like that.
And I must retract.
I it was rocky the entire time.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I am a Power Ranger nut, especially for like Mighty Morphin.
They look similar.
Jason and Rocky definitely do look very similar.
But Jason's still alive.
So I was like, oh, Jason's still alive.
But they brought when I'm in because when I'm he actually had a bigger following in Power
Rangers than Jason.
But when I looked it up, it said it was Jason.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess Jason was in it.
Jason was in it.
Like Jason was the Red Ranger in it.
But Rocky was also in it, too.
But Kimberly wasn't in it.
It's the only one I was.
That's why Kat.
That's why Kat was in it.
I know.
But that was the only one that would have made this movie.
Because Kimberly Kimberly Kimberly didn't marry Tommy.
So that was the tie back in to bring Tommy and was Kat because Tom Tommy and Kat got
together after everything was done.
Yeah, they have a kid.
Yeah, JJ.
Yep.
But that was what they were hinting at.
That's how they tied in.
Tommy was no I know.
And like I was really glad they did that because I was wondering how they were going to do
that.
I thought he was going to be in it.
I did, too.
I thought he was.
I thought it was made when he was still alive.
I think it was filming.
I just don't think he was a part of it because I thought he was going to.
No, he would have been.
Unless he was because he was filming the other movie.
He wouldn't turn that down for the film.
He was filming the other movie and the other movie had a bigger had like such an underground
cult following because of the comic book.
Well, I know.
But still, like, no, I don't disagree with the comeback for Green Ranger for a 55 minute
little movie.
You realize probably wasn't even a blockbuster.
How long it took to film that probably took him like a week.
You realize that, right?
The corny CGI.
Real quick, swap in a costume, do some kung fu.
Stunt doubles like that's it.
You know who I was.
Storyline was fairly easy.
Just build a set.
I wish they would have brought into it.
The kid from Turbo.
The Blue Ranger.
You're thinking about him, but he's in a.
But it would still be the same now.
It would be no different.
It's still 30 years later.
I liked Billy.
Like, but no, I'm saying like, I got it.
It would have been dope to see it would have been dope to see him come in like they got
they got the original like Aisha like to come in playing as a space ranger now.
Like that was super dope with one.
Well, isn't that where she went anyway?
Yes.
Her and her and the Asian dude.
Yes.
Went into deep space.
Yeah, because they were they were a part of Turbo too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, she replaced Trini in Turbo.
Yeah.
Yep.
She replaced.
Yeah.
No, she replaced.
She replaced Trini when Rocky and Kat came in.
Yeah.
So that's the only ones that didn't change were Zach Billy.
Which were OK.
Yeah.
Which were the the ninja ninja.
Yeah.
But not Ninja Storm or whatever.
Yeah.
No, it was like the first ninja like Primal Ninja or something.
Yeah, I don't remember what it was, but like their sensei was dope.
The dude who gave them the ninja powers.
He was so sick.
I loved him.
Yeah, that was a good one.
This movie definitely was like super like this was the dopamine was nostalgic.
I mean, I guess, bro, I felt like I was 12 again, just like I remember to because I was
fucking flying bug.
I went home after work and was like, cool, I'm going to drink a beer and I'm going to
go watch Power Rangers.
And I told everybody to just go fuck off, basically.
I was like, I'm watching it in my room.
Well, living room.
But on my TV, like, no, go that way.
And I sat there and it was good.
It was beyond good.
They brought back so many people throwbacks to like Zordon, Trini's daughter, which was
tight like we all kind of saw that coming.
They had the yellow ranger somehow and it wasn't going to be Asia.
That Power Ranger feel that Mighty Morphin Sentai feel.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
I texted you like right after I got done watching.
I was like, dude, when I watched it, I'm like nine and a half out of ten.
I'm sitting out back just sitting there, hit my pen, stuff like that.
I'm thinking I'm watching a video on like JJK or MHA or something.
And then I'm like, Power Rangers and just finished getting baked and then went up and
laid in bed and just stared at my phone.
I just did.
I watched it on the big TV with the surrounds.
I need to watch it.
I need to watch it again.
It was so good.
It would have been cool.
They brought back the original alpha to that was his voice.
At least to me, it sounded like him.
It was super, super close.
They always they all all sounded really similar, but almost had like a slightly different tone
to tell it was a different model alpha.
I mean, OK, that makes sense.
But they always sound super, super similar.
Like it's almost like the tones were just slightly different.
So like I remember one of them almost sounded like it was from the hood.
Yeah, I do remember that.
He got deeper, like, yeah, gushed.
Yeah, it was just it was like a deeper tone and it was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it was still like that super, like super fast, slightly high pitch, but it was
definitely like the deepest tone.
All of them.
It was like that alpha would definitely rob you.
Like what you got on my putties.
Yeah, I what you got on my footy, homie.
Yeah, roll up like Debo.
Shit.
Alpha's here.
Rangers, check his chain.
Alpha Friday.
Oh my God, dog.
Where are you at in MHA?
About a third halfway through season five.
OK, I kind of slowed down a little bit.
OK, I'll give you a for sure answer.
Give me a second.
Season five, season five.
Some reason I'm doing I'm doing a blank.
No past overall.
Your past overhaul was season four.
What was after overall?
OK, I'm like a quarter into season five.
They're bringing back the work studies because of the start of the Destra Destro Destro,
the meta revolutionary army arc.
Yeah, the liberation or whatever the meta liberation army.
Oh, well, I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven episodes left.
I'm done.
I like season five.
Yeah.
So I'm like, so you're like right at the end of season five.
So you're at the end, starting of the actual like fighting of the revolution and then where
Deku goes into his vigilante part.
Yeah.
So you're almost caught up.
You're almost getting there.
I'm enjoying it.
So you notice how I was trying to.
The overall arc though is like.
You notice now that you're almost done with season five and some of the things I was like
trying to hold off to tell you are making more sense now.
But like with him, like him starting to get more of the quirks and shit.
I need to I need to correct something.
OK, absolutely.
I'm going to call you out on it now.
Because now I know.
So if I'm wrong, please tell me.
So there was an episode where we were recording.
We were talking about Shoto's brother.
Yeah.
You said.
Yeah.
You said that Dabi was Natsuo.
Yeah.
It's not Natsuo.
They're it's their older brother.
Yeah.
I said because I see the oldest brother.
Yeah.
But you said him and Natsuo were the same person.
And then I ran.
Because I thought Natsuo was the oldest one.
And then I saw Natsuo and all that.
And he's kind of a punk ass.
Oh, that's right.
And then I saw a picture and I.
Yeah.
I pointed at the other brother.
Yes.
So Dobby's the oldest brother.
And I did say that you did say I am wrong with the name.
I you what?
Yeah.
And you do have me there.
I think it starts with a T or.
Yeah, I don't remember.
I don't remember.
But it's Dobby.
Everybody knows him as fucking Dobby because I'm not to that point just yet.
That's at the very end.
And you're just a couple of episodes away.
Yeah.
But I we went to see the family.
Midoriya and all them are working for Endeavor right now.
And Bob, you're the you're the OK.
Three of them are here.
Yeah.
So we got to see the Todoroki a little bit.
Yeah.
And learn more about the Todoroki.
We've kind of caught on that.
Yeah.
There's another brother.
Yep.
Which I know is Dobby.
Yeah.
Kind of makes sense.
The fireside.
So there and then there's.
So the manga is even further because the manga is still going.
And then so like right now in the manga, Dobby and Todoroki are actually fighting each other.
Thanks for the spoilers.
That's all I'm saying.
That is all I'm saying.
Well, it's forecast.
Everybody knew that Todoro.
Everybody knows that, like, especially like after it breaks down and like you since I've
already since you already know that he's a Todoroki.
Yeah.
Like.
Kind of makes sense once I start coming to it once it comes down and everybody finds like
finds that out and shit like that, because he straight up like announces it like and
how he does it is like a straight gangster.
Like I will.
I'll just tell you that.
And you're only like a few.
You're only I think you're like maybe five episodes away from that.
Maybe a little bit finale.
So it's like either right at the end of season five or like just at the beginning of season
six.
Like it's one of the two.
Well, I'm getting there.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You are like right there.
I'm be fully caught right there.
Yeah, you are not.
You are not that far away from me.
Like in season six slaps, bro, I cried so many times in the last like four episodes,
dog.
I'm not even kidding.
You want to talk about that shit tugged at the heartstrings.
I want to talk about how many courts have you seen him use so far?
So I was about to transition.
But OK, I just want to ask this one question that we can't just got black whip.
So you just have black.
OK, so you're about to see.
I know he gets the powers of all of them.
Yeah, that's why I was just saying, where are you at right now?
We've only have you seen him.
We've only now seen black whip.
How did they get the teams and be?
Yeah. So how much have you seen of the inside world?
He went into the inside the upside down.
Yep. Well, we'll just call it that because we can never get the fucking name right of
which one he went into the upside down.
I met this bald dude, told him about the dude at Black Whip.
Yeah, because he was losing it in the match.
Roped it in and then he said he can control like about, you know, a penis size.
Yeah. Little little thing on his knuckle.
Yeah. And All Might has no fucking idea.
Yeah, because All Might never never got to that point.
He never unlocked it like that.
But Midoriya is supposed to be the.
Midoriya is the one. He's the one.
Midoriya is Neo.
Yes.
But no, it's do all of his quirks are like all of them.
That's all I got so far.
All of them are sick.
I don't know why.
But they're dope.
But that's what I got.
And that's how far I am.
All right.
And I am obsessed.
It's such a good.
I'm ready for my tattoo.
I am a dude fax dude.
So I don't know if they know we're going to go get tattoos.
We're getting my hero academia tattoos.
Like what?
Here in a little over a week.
Three weeks.
It's only the seventh dog.
It's on the 22nd.
That's two weeks.
It's like three weeks.
Two weeks.
Do your math.
Oh, yeah, I guess that would be too much.
You are.
Is that a bad bitch?
Two weeks.
I'm ready for it.
Lexi's already getting me a new shifter now, but she's calling me that my she's calling that my birthday present.
I was like, you just got me a birthday present, like almost a third like a thousand dollars.
Yeah.
Shout out to my girlfriend for her.
Because I was like, I want a new show.
I don't like the leather shifter.
I don't like it.
You have a leather one.
Yeah.
It's like the top is the sixth on the round.
It's actually leather or that leather bullshit.
Like what?
It's the same.
It's the same material as the seats.
And I don't like it.
It's different than mine.
Maybe I'll trade you.
I just I don't like it.
We found this like little galaxy one that's the same 16 pattern that she likes.
And it's like this purple galaxy, which is super, super dope.
So we're just I think we're just going to get that one.
And then once she gets used to it, I found the shifter that I really, really wanted.
And you're probably going to laugh in my ass for it.
But I think it's great.
It's a Katana handle.
You're so gay.
You and like everybody else has had that thing.
I don't know why.
I like to have always loved it.
I like the OEM one.
I don't get me wrong.
Like it looks dope.
Like I like that silver one, like that stock silver like ball that has it.
You if you want to get real fancy.
Do you remember you remember my coop?
Right.
Do you remember the shift?
I had my coop.
The Dragon Ball.
Mm hmm.
That would be the only other one that I would.
That's what I mean.
There was some about.
I don't know.
Just having a Dragon Ball.
Just having the power.
Just right.
That'd probably be the only one.
But I I grew up so fucking needy.
My dog is in here today.
Oh, my God, dude.
Hi.
So you don't love him enough.
We were talking about crying and heartstrings into the transition.
Oh, is this where you talk about what I think you're going to talk about, which went so last night.
Go see Guardians of the Galaxy.
Go ahead and spoil it for me.
I'm not going to spoil it.
Oh, I guess.
Yeah, because it just came out.
I won't spoil it yet.
How OK.
I'll do that next week.
How was it?
It was fucking phenomenal.
Was there something after the credits like all Marvel movies?
There's always always.
I'm not spoiling it.
That was it.
No, I'm trying to figure out how to ask this question.
It was my number one, probably the biggest way I can describe it is fulfilling.
How so?
It kind of it ropes kind of everybody's character arcs.
It's almost it's like a big as in like the full MCU or just the Guardians, the Guardians.
OK, we're no dude.
We're just the beginning of phase five.
Well, I know that.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, is it drawing in like a bunch of shit from like Lucentz from phase four with the
full universe or no.
So because like I'm still waiting to see where like fucking Moon Knight and shit dies.
So like Batista was talking about, you know, this being his last Guardians anyway for a
while.
Yeah, I think this is a couple of them in his contract.
Well, he wants to go do some else.
Well, yeah, I mean, I don't blame him.
He's fully open to come back to.
Right.
But also I don't fucking blame him, dude.
He's made so much fucking money off that role.
James Gunn, which was James Gunn's the guy that made he wrote it and directed it.
He made all three of them.
Oh, the director of the movie.
Yeah.
His brother is Kraglin.
Casey didn't know that.
Which one's Kraglin?
The new Yondu.
Oh, gotcha.
OK, that's his brother.
James Gunn's brother.
But James Gunn is now the head of the D.C.E.U.
I don't know.
He's the new Kevin Feige.
It isn't he like a giant DC nerd?
He's a big comic nerd.
He made all three Guardians of the Galaxy.
That does.
Yeah.
But and he made that I was going to say, wasn't the newer Suicide Squad the one with John
Cena and Edris Elba?
I haven't seen that one yet.
It's really good.
I actually really loved it.
And he made Peacemaker.
I haven't seen that either.
That's a really good show.
I've heard that's fucking phenomenal.
I'm not offended.
It's so funny.
I'm not a fan of D.C.
But I loved Peacemaker and I need a show.
It was really good.
Well, but James Gunn, that's the really shitty part with like DC.
DC.
Yeah.
So much shit for so long.
And that's why James Gunn is going to be he's their savior right now.
Gotcha.
Because he's been the one directing the shit that's been saving them.
Like, apparently, I think Aquaman was very bad.
Most people fucking hated it.
It was it was a lot of them were terrible.
Most of them were first Wonder Woman wasn't bad.
The second one was trash.
1984 or whatever the fuck it was.
Yeah, I never saw that one.
I always saw the first one.
The Flash movie looks fucking terrible.
I hate who they casted for the fucking DCEU.
Yeah, I hated who they casted for the D.C.
But remember Flashpoint.
And remember, we could still speed force is a multivorce.
Yes.
Yes, we could still we could still.
That is who I want to be Barry Allen.
You and everybody else.
I think you show old now that show was so phenomenal.
And he did so was it's still going.
Is it? I thought it was done.
The final season is going on.
I know I need to catch up on that.
I thought that was done.
I know that's right.
That it was Arrow. That was done.
I stopped watching when Arrow Fuck.
Yeah, I haven't really watched any lately.
But like, I love Stefan.
I love Stefan Amell as Green Arrow.
Yes, he did a phenomenal job.
Like and he seems like such a super chill dude like in real life.
I follow him on TikTok.
I follow a dude.
I followed him on like Instagram and shit like we should try to get him on here.
I would that would be so we'd have to set that up over like a Discord call and shit.
That would definitely be an old call.
That would definitely be an episode where we're like actually recording it.
Like once we get to that point, we'll get Stephen Amell on you.
But that like I would love to do that.
And then like I mean, obviously nobody bitched about Jason Momoa being fucking Aquaman.
Like, no, I believe it is like it's Jason fucking Momoa.
He's good.
He was funny, but I don't even a straight even most straight man would say, would you would you would you prefer to see Jason Momoa with a shirt on or off off?
No.
Well, then you're a bitch.
He's not Ryan Reynolds.
You damn fucking near though.
No, the question is, if somebody looks at it, looks at most straight men about Ryan Reynolds, you're like shirt on or off.
They're going to be naked.
Yeah, that's Ryan Reynolds.
Exactly.
Here, let me hold it for you.
So to back to Guardians of the Galaxy, we're going to get off for a minute there.
I'll talk about him and Deadpool all day long.
Fuck.
Yes, we will.
You're not seeing my poster.
Yeah, dude, I have that fucking shirt.
I don't have any of my.
I have the purple unicorn riding shirt.
I did.
It's somewhere.
And then, well, you see my first Guardians of the Galaxy posters, both of them in the preview of the first movie.
I am Groot.
Because I saw it like, what, two or three weeks before it released.
So I didn't get to see the post credits.
Yeah, my dog snored.
But anyways, it is the perfect trilogy.
The first two.
I was super excited when they dropped it.
Hell yeah.
All three of them, like all two of the first two fucking slapped.
I love them.
They were done.
And then Infinity War and because they were in Infinity War for a good chunk.
Yep.
Not much in end game at all, except Rocket and Nebula, which is kind of good character development for them.
Yeah.
And the Gamora thing.
And then Thor.
They were in the beginning of Thor.
I feel in the Thor.
I really I enjoyed Love and Thunder.
I thought it was a good movie.
I liked it.
Yeah, I liked it.
That was definitely another one of those where people like, what the fuck?
I'm going to show you my meal there when I'm done, too, by the way.
Oh, yeah, I forgot you did.
I'll show it to you.
Hell yeah.
It's going to go in our Tenacious Geeks office eventually.
Yeah.
Our little podcast studio.
Yeah.
It's not.
It's been.
And then I still need to watch this week's episode of Hell's Paradise and Demon Slayer
and stuff.
Star Lords.
Character arc.
Is done.
And roped up.
He's on.
I'm not.
There's more.
There's more than his dad.
Does he have like a fucking even stronger grandpa?
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Where was I going with it?
Gamora, her character arc isn't done, but it is.
Like, you know that's right, because she's she's she was adopted by Thanos.
That's right.
But this is a different Gamora.
If you remember Endgame, that that Gamora died.
The whole point of Thor and all that was he was hunting Gamora.
Well, more is in the movie.
She's in a good shot.
And Mantis kind of roped up her character arc, even though it just got started one or two
movies ago.
Last movie.
Well, last movie with his dad.
Well, after Ego was Infinity War.
Yeah, but that's so the Guardians were in Infinity War hard.
So, you know, she did fight Thanos and that's true.
I'm thinking of just the Guardians movie.
And then, yeah.
Well, but then you got to think of the whole MCU.
Because they didn't get their asses whooped.
Half of them got dusted, came back five years, you know, Star Lord had Gamora come back from the dead.
Yeah, true.
Because the time travel Gamora where she's a fucking beast.
Drax is kind of roped up.
His character arc was really good.
So it actually just goes into more detail about his back story.
But the entire movie is about Rocket.
Is it really?
The entire movie is literally about Rocket.
I cried probably about five times in this whole movie.
The wife did, too.
You know, you know, this is the question everybody wants to know.
Oh, my God.
What do you want to know?
What age is Groot now?
He is into he was teen.
He was young Groot.
So it was baby Groot and War and game was teenage Groot.
Did you know what's the holiday special?
No.
You fuck.
You can you can ruin that for me.
I don't give a shit.
I'll just it's easy if I show you a picture.
What age is Groot?
We don't have an age.
What age Groot?
Hold on.
What age Groot?
Hold on.
Must know Groot.
You may find the picture of Buff Groot.
Early 20s Groot.
No, he is Buff Groot.
That's literally what they're calling him.
Hold on.
I'll find it.
Literally.
So in the holiday special enough to go to the bar in the holiday special, Groot found
they showed a new Groot and he looked like this.
Where the fuck did it go?
Hold on one second.
I just fucking had it.
And then I lost it.
I'm trying to find a good picture.
He's basically still got like the baby head.
He's like so he's like a body little head.
He's yeah like he looks like the rock, bro.
He looks like he's like 23 and has been doing a bunch of steroids.
Yeah, he looks like the rock.
I was trying to find out like a full body one.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah, I get I get that.
I get that from that.
And then there there's a new Groot in the post credit scene.
Oh, and when I saw him, I fucking lost my mind.
And I do only spoil that part.
At least I'll tell you who it is.
He is now King Groot is what he's called in the comics.
And I lost my fucking mind.
All right.
So this is a picture of King Groot.
Oh, damn.
Yes.
In the post credit scene.
And is that a different group?
No, that's the same group.
Oh, OK.
So according to James Gunn, that's his final form.
And according.
No, I see what you did there.
No. So to James Gunn and all the other comic nerds and all them.
Every time Groot dies, it's a different group born.
So it's like it's it's the same Groot, but he's you know, grows up a different lifestyle.
But the group we saw in the first movie was Old Man Groot.
Hence the whole, you know, dying and coming back like.
Right.
So that was Old Man Groot.
Baby Groot.
Dumb nature loving, kind hearted.
This was Guardians of the Galaxy group.
Where we saw from thuggish, rugged bones from the beginning since birth.
Just as I said, all the way up until now.
So when he dies, who knows what's going to happen after that?
He said, well, I saw it because so is King Groot.
And then, yeah, so everybody's character arcs is.
Yeah, we're as though that's the way there will be a new Guardians of the Galaxy team at the very end.
There's the spoiler.
OK. All right.
I'll tell you, Groot's a part of it still.
I don't know what the fucking better be.
And but there is a whole new team.
Is it still Star-Lord?
I'm not spoiling that part. OK, fair enough.
I'll tell you outside the pod. I'll spoil the pod next week.
OK, fair, fair.
But definitely fuck his time is shit.
Worth the money. Make this a billion dollar movie.
It deserves it. OK, it is.
All right. All right. Well, let's get into.
I might go see it again.
Let's get into my part of the podcast here.
They all die, bro. It's sad. Oh, my God.
I could hold the bid.
I'm kidding. Why?
You're such a bitch. Why are you such a bitch?
I'll just I'll just tell you once we're done recording, I'll tell you if you really want.
But it's it's worth the money. Stop licking me. There is a fight scene.
Would go yell at my dog. Hence the furry weirdo.
Um, there is one fight scene, probably about two thirds, three quarters in the movie,
where it's all of the guardians.
Like even Gamora's fighting with them.
And it is like the.
It was like John Wick, but with a raccoon in a tree.
Like the whole team, even Mantis getting down like Mantis is a gangster.
Watching her fight now, Drax, we finally got to see the destroyer, the actual Drax,
like actual Drax fucking shit up.
Like it was so bad ass.
The only thing that my glasses off for this, the only problem I had with the entire movie, though,
I guess it's kind of a spoiler, but I don't really give a fuck who cares about this part is he never put on the helmet.
Star Lord never on the helmet.
Star Lord never once like click this thing and put on his helmet and I don't know what happened to it.
But what happened?
I don't know if he lost it or broke it.
What? I don't remember what happened, if anything happened, but he never once put the mask on.
Happened to you. He was Chris Pratt the whole time.
That's fucking not Star Lord.
So that's the only Pratt. That's the only bad star.
Star Lord.
The only bad star I got. I was like, where's the mask?
So when he's getting ready to fight, I'm like, click the button, click the button.
No, I need my Star Lord Tony Stark moment.
Right. But no.
And again.
There's my little Marvel rant for the night.
Now into my transition.
To my stuff for the favorite part of the weekend, because it is the beginning of major five qualifiers.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
So the first match that we had up in Los Angeles Thieves won the previous quali- won the previous major, if we did not talk about that.
Congratulations to them. They were vanguards.
Yeah, they fucking kicked ass.
They were vanguards, like full season champions and major four champions.
They fucking wrecked them.
They did. They got down.
So the first match of the weekend Friday was Atlanta Faze versus Los Angeles Gorillaz.
And that was a quick 3-0. I think that was- so that's what- they've been dubbing those called Door Dash challenges.
Where you order some Door Dash and see if the match gets over before Door Dash gets to your door.
Nice.
I thought it was so funny when they bring it up.
That was a quick 3-0. Like they absolutely just got shit on.
Vegas played Texas in the second game of the day and that actually went to a game five, round 11, S&D.
And Vegas actually should have won that if they didn't troll like three fucking rounds.
Shit.
Like they should have won the first S&D because they were up like 5-2 and then just absolutely choked it.
I didn't get to watch much of it this weekend.
Ultra, absolutely Florida's. 3-0, absolutely Florida's.
Rocker beat London which that's a big thing because Rocker and Legion right now are fighting for qualifications for champs.
Which is the eighth spot and Vegas is like 20 points behind Rocker as the end of the weekend and stuff like that.
Since Rocker won London.
And then the next match after that was London versus New York.
Or sorry, was Vegas versus New York and Vegas actually won that.
Nice.
Vegas won against Subliners in a 3-2 and again.
Go fucking Vegas.
So now they're only 20 points behind because the next match after that, this is where I was talking to you earlier,
where Minnesota did the LAN event quote unquote but for the online qualifiers.
So they played two matches today like they did on the last one.
So they played Boston for the second match and that, oh I'm putting my phone down because we can talk about this one for a second.
So there's this thing for PC and that's what all of professional Call of Duty and stuff is played on is on PC.
And there's a PC setting for you people if you didn't know or you know whatever called loudness equalization.
And what it does is it boosts the lower sounds like footsteps.
And you can hear them bitches like across the map like an unnatural leave like you.
It gives you automatic awareness like it's so I mean I have it turned on just to make it easier for me like especially.
So it is half the time I play my games without sound period.
They turn it off at LAN like when they do the major tournaments like they turn it off and they're not allowed to use it.
But they don't control it and don't do anything about it during the qualifiers.
So Boston said why not use it during qualifier and then turn it off.
But Boston said Rocker asked Boston to turn to not use it and Boston fucking pretty much gave him the finger and used it anyway.
Boston won the series.
Fuck them.
So which I'm like yeah that means that means now now Vegas going into the next going into the next skill up boy.
Into the next weekend like where Minnesota is not going to be playing or they'll maybe play one game and then they won't play the next weekend or they only play one game each of the next weekends or whatever.
You know it's like people that talk about aim assist.
Oh PC and players that talk about aim assist and all kinds of shit like who cares.
It's a setting in the game.
Honestly turn it off.
Let somebody play how they play.
Well aim assist is only on controller.
Yeah.
So like I shoot just about the fucking same on my mouse and keyboard as I do on my controller playing Call of Duty.
Really like I see what I mean better at long range with my mouse and keyboard and I'm better at close range with my controller.
Like that's literally the difference for me.
I'll just fuck you.
I prefer controller.
That's always been me.
Depends on what I'm playing.
But that's always been me.
Most games I do play on.
Oh well my aim sucks.
And then so in the last game of yesterday was Ultra versus L.A. and Ultra actually beat Thieves to 3-1.
Like Ultra put on a clinic against Thieves.
Oh shit.
And then the first match of today was Florida against L.A.G.
That went to a game five.
I'm not sure if it went to around 11 or not but Florida took it.
And then FaZe played Optic.
You know I guess we won that.
Optic.
Yup.
3-0.
It's always Optic.
3-0.
Yup.
So L.A.G. versus L.A.T.
Nice.
Subliners took it in game five.
Subliners.
Game five.
Yeah.
Nice.
So L.A.T. has never really been like an online team.
They've always been a LAN team.
I feel like I got some in my eye.
No you're good.
They've always been a LAN team and that's the wrap up.
That's the last match of the last match of the week.
I just wanted to get through.
That was the last one of the weekend?
Yup.
So I just wanted to get through it quickly.
Yeah.
I didn't get to watch much this weekend.
So I did.
I watched about half of it.
None of them were really crazy.
Like I said, I couldn't really say much about today.
There was one thing that happened during the L.A.G. game today that Jota, it was during
one of the S&D maps.
It was on Hotel.
They planted at B, which is in Kitchen on the left side of the map, if you're on defending.
If you're attacking, it's on the right side of the map and it's the further one away.
So they push in.
They push in to Kitchen.
Closing my eyes to envision it.
Yeah.
They push into Kitchen and they get the bomb down.
And so London gets the bomb down, I think is who it was.
So Jodeci is one of the SMG's.
It's a 2v1.
Jodeci?
Jodecives.
I know.
He sounded like he said Jodecives.
I was like, oh, he's singing now.
He's that one Challenger's player.
He's that one ranked player from Vanguard that they decided to bring on that everybody
was like, why the fuck are you bringing on this kid?
He hasn't played Challenger's.
Jodecives.
Shut up.
And so he goes in through the side door.
And one of the guys throws a stun and a nade.
The stun goes off.
The nade goes off and doesn't hit him because it's like on the other side of the door or
whatever.
Well, one of the LAG, it was LAG.
One of the LAG guys is sitting to that corner to the right.
Jodecives pops up, starts to shoot him.
A fucking fire extinguisher explodes and kills Assault.
You literally see like one hit marker and then he's dead.
Because a fire extinguisher exploded right next to him.
Like, motherfuckers will die from doors in this game.
I shit you not.
You could do that?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
And then he straight up just comes down.
Oh no, he was shooting at him, but the grenade blew up the fire extinguisher.
Nobody knew the fire extinguisher was going to blow up.
Fuck it.
That's like throwing a tomahawk clear across the map.
Yeah, exactly.
And just hitting something for a money shot.
Just running, running, running.
Dead.
And the base keeps running, running and running.
You gotta go back and watch the replay.
Holy shit, that happened.
I did that.
Whoa.
And then gets the kill.
And then like chows over the two prep tables in kitchen.
And then just gets the kill and then goes and defuses.
Like it's just like an extra, like an extra, like just gets an extra second.
Besides, yeah, it gets it at like eight and a half seconds to seven and a half, which is the most you need to defuse it.
Gets it at eight and a halfs and gets it.
And when it cuts to all of the players, like even R-City, who was on FaZe last year and was on FaZe in Cold War and won champs, won that ring.
He's like literally you see him in the cam just.
Like get ready.
He's just like eyes are wide, like he's on.
He's the he's the captain.
And so he was like, how did like the look on his face is like, how the fuck did that just happen?
You look at the like the top of the screen for like look at the top of the screen for like.
For who they were playing, it was just like they were playing London and they were just like, yeah, so how does he talk shit?
How does he talk shit, bro?
Like how the fuck did that just happen?
Like that was probably the highlight of the day.
There's some crazy shit that can happen in those games.
Dude, that game is so fucked up.
A lot of shit that can happen in Apex.
Speaking of new Apex season comes in two days.
OK, I'll have to make sure to do the update.
Either tomorrow or Tuesday.
I'll have to make sure I do the update then so I can play it.
We got to do it.
Pretty much I'm almost done with I'm almost done with my battle pass and Call of Duty.
So like once I'm done with that, that's pretty much all grind till my battle pass is done.
Then I'm bored with that.
But doesn't Call of Duty season start like the same day as Apex?
Call of Duty season started like last week.
Oh, then maybe there were before.
Yeah.
Cool.
So like, well, it all just depends because they haven't finished your battle pass.
They haven't even like released when the battle pass ends yet.
So like normally there'll be like a day counter on how long it's left.
Yeah, they don't even have that on the battle pass screen right now.
So there's not even a day counter yet for when it ends.
Fuck it.
So I'll have time. Don't worry.
I'm like three quarters of the way done with it.
Right. Mom?
So.
I don't know. You got anything else for the night, sir?
No.
Other than a big old yawn.
As you can tell, we are recording this a lot later than we normally do.
Way later.
So hopefully we can actually maybe still get this out on time.
It'll be out tomorrow.
It'll be out.
So don't mind my comment in the beginning of it, because you never know what happened, depending on how long it takes.
Pretty sure people forgot about the whole beginning by this point.
Probably.
If they've listened this long.
Surprisingly, I remembered.
Yeah.
So, but it is time to do my little unscripted that.
Do your little.
Chaotic thinks is scripted.
It is. It's written right there.
I'm looking at it.
This one is coming too because how my week has been.
So.
There's nothing there.
Life is always full of ups and downs.
So we got a chocolate shot.
God damn.
I couldn't help it.
I knew you were going to dig.
I knew you were going to say some shit like that.
So this week has definitely been full of ups and downs.
So I know it definitely has to be for everybody or somebody else.
Like I say, that possibly watches the podcast.
I'm sorry. I couldn't help.
I thought the week was going to end and it was forecasting to end in an absolute just dumpster fire of.
I thought this week was going to be extremely stressful and it turned out I got a new car.
Oh, and it's a dumpster fire and it's probably going to be a dumpster fire.
We'll find out.
But just remember to keep your chin up.
And when after enough dumb shit happens, some good shit does happen.
Even to the people with the shit happen.
I do my best to try.
I don't mean you personally.
I mean, just everybody.
And that's what I'm saying.
I do. I do my best to try.
Karma definitely does do some to.
I will be on but be grateful for what you got.
Yes, absolutely.
But just remember, keep your chin up.
I know people do do do say this.
Do do do say this in some time.
Majority of the time it is correct.
Some of the times it is not.
I will say that honestly, because there has been scenarios that these words do not.
But it usually does get better.
Usually does.
Usually it does get better.
Most times nine times out of ten.
Like I said, there are some occasions where shit doesn't.
You just kind of got to roll with it and make it better yourself.
So, yeah, it does.
Take it to the face.
It does get better.
Just the straight pornhub money shot.
You know what I'm saying?
Wrong kind of take it to the face there, bro.
Well, not bad.
Not bad.
Are you dreaming about fucking Bryan Reynolds again?
Or Jason Momoa?
I'm slightly.
The threesome with both of them.
I knew it.
For real.
But just keep your chin up.
We love you guys.
Thank you for tuning in to the podcast.
Sorry that we did not get last week.
Chaotic was sick and just like a couple of weeks ago when I was feeling well.
And we're glad that we were actually.
Yeah, we were actually.
We're glad that we were actually able to make it happen where we were able to record tonight
so we can get our episode out to you guys because, Geekers, we love you.
Lovely.
Love you.
I am looking at him awkwardly in the eye and telling him.
I love you.
No, no, no.
Don't look in the mic.
Look at me.
I love you.
I know you do.
This is that was awkward as fuck.
But thanks for tuning in to the episode.
We look forward to talking to you guys next week.
Our women are going to hear this.
They'll be like.
At least princesses.
She's going to be like.
What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Oh, she knows better.
I've been here longer.
You may be married.
I've been here longer.
Yeah.
So anyways.
But we love you.
So we're going to do a podcast and there is definitely hopefully some YouTube content
that maybe we will be posting maybe some dumb clips or something in the future of even if
it's just audio cuts.
That's on you, buddy.
And I know that I just need the audio files and to figure out which ones I want to do.
I know that I need to go through and listen to the episodes while I'm at work so I can
jot down which ones so I can then figure out how to start doing the shit myself.
Call me the hoe ninja.
But thank you for tuning in.
We appreciate you guys.
And again, how we always end it.
Geekers out.
We'll see you next time.