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Yes it is.
Our sixth episode.
Woo.
It's a month and a half.
Yeah.
A month and a half running. I mean it's not a lot. It's a baby.
And I mean we put out like what was it two and one week.
Oh yeah so I guess this would be well that was a two-parter technically so that would be.
Yeah because we did a Monday and then a Friday and then that next Monday.
This would technically be episode seven then I guess.
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Oh yeah because I guess that would be.
The two-parter was two and three.
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So anyways.
Oh man well today's episode we are going to be going over Hogwarts legacy because that
is what chaotic has been playing.
He's all about that.
I've watched probably like three or four hours of gameplay on it.
I haven't got to actually touch the sticks on that yet.
I am obsessed.
That's pretty much everybody that has like I've watched Stone, some of Stone Mountain's
playthrough I found one playthrough on YouTube that I'm probably like four or five
hours into that it's just all game audio.
Like there's nobody talking.
It's not he just literally recorded the game.
That's all he did.
Right.
Which I have brought it up now that's the first topic right now.
Yeah and that's what I am I thoroughly enjoy because I'm super excited to talk about
Hogwarts legacy even though I've got to play it.
Like I love the game.
I know it took me a few weeks.
I had to save up some money for it.
I just think the controversy that got brought up for it like and I'm just going to touch
on it like lightly.
Well no I'm just saying that totally backfired because it just absolutely.
It's game of the year.
Oh it absolutely ignited the push to even want to play it more.
It dropped in February and it already got nomination for game of the year.
And it's gorgeous.
It's absolutely beautiful.
Like and that's that's all I'm going to touch like touch about that is just that how that
absolutely backfired.
Have you tried a boycott a game for some shit.
That the writer of the books welcome to ADHD guys.
Now we're going to get into it.
No shit like that's what we do on the other show density of Dense Caps that are on people's
heads.
I mean I don't care your trans whatever you do you good done and do good bad going to
do bad exactly but don't try to boycott a game because you don't like the creator of
the world.
Yeah.
And who had no she literally had no hands in this game.
No huh.
It all takes it all takes place like at this point long before the long before the movies
and even fantastic beasts.
Not just that but Warner Brothers pretty much owns the rights to all the Harry Potter's.
When did that happen.
I mean J.K.
Rowling owns like it's it's still her.
Yeah because she's the owner of the book.
It's a good chunk of the patents for it like they they own a good chunk of Harry because
they're stuck in the movies.
Well yeah they're stuff in the movies that aren't in the that aren't in the fucking books.
Well yeah and then there's stuff in the books that aren't in the movies because you can't
canonically like cross copy and everything because originally when they were you could
you have to have very specific permission from like the author like and J.K.
Rowling's really would have done it but I don't think I don't think the movies.
Like if they would have completely copied the books like the way it was because don't
get me wrong she wrote those books phenomenally.
Those were amazing.
She was on set.
She was there for every every movie and that's everything.
So one one piece read.
Yeah like one piece read the new one piece movie that's coming out like Oda was at like
the making of it and everything.
I mean if she OK.
Did I'm OK with that is the only movie that Oda has been a part of you know we don't talk
about them.
What we don't talk about that cursed child shit.
Oh the screenplay.
We don't talk about that.
I know I want to see what if we're talking about if we're talking about kids after the
fact that I want to see that is continuing the story that is the continuation of bleach
because that's the next step after the thousand year blood work.
Did you know that.
Stop spoiling it.
Still I started it.
But that's been a week.
I started it.
So that's why they're saying bleach is ending like quote unquote bleach is done after the
thousand year blood war each goes kid.
Yeah.
Because it's continuing after it because it's continuing on the life of or he may each
goes I mean I would love to see Harry Potter's kid.
I would love to see something do like something done with the cursed child that was done like
the Harry Potter's.
So because absolutely Harry Potter series was technically he went to school in Hogwarts
technically in the 90s.
If you didn't know that.
Yeah.
So like year one was I think 1991.
Yeah.
I think so.
Because it was like it was like that's how I remembered.
Yeah.
Because Harry Potter was 92 Harry Potter was born in like what like late 70s.
Early 80s.
No.
It was born like 80.
Yeah.
Late 70s or 80s.
Somewhere.
Like just a short time frame.
Yeah.
Because he was 11 and 91.
It was at 11.
Is that what 11 11's when you get your Hogwarts.
That's right.
I couldn't remember the exact.
God it's been so long since like the little details of that I've had to think about.
I'm obsessed.
Well yeah.
I know.
So that's what I'm saying.
It's been so long since I've thought about that little detail like oh fuck that's right.
Yeah.
So like the big battle of Hogwarts you know the very finale.
They were only like what 15 was like 1998.
No they were 18 or 17.
Yeah.
That's right.
Because what Hogwarts was 17 you're an adult in the wizard world.
But you were at Hogwarts for seven years.
Seven years.
Yeah.
So then you still you still wouldn't finish.
Yeah.
You still wouldn't finish.
You would still finish at 18 though.
Correct.
So you started at 11 doing six years.
Correct.
But at 17 you're technically an adult.
Quote unquote yeah.
Because then that's when you can actually go into the.
But so so even the big battle was at the end of the 90s.
Oh excuse me.
I want to see.
Imagine what that'd be like fucking set like.
No.
That's what I mean.
That's what I want to see.
Give me Hogwarts with social media.
Where's the magical Twitter.
Hold on.
Let me want you a tweet.
A lot of X box.
They call it an H box because Hogwarts.
So I'm a dog.
It's going to end up like cyberpunk over here.
Awesome.
That would be though.
Dude that dude that anime is what saved that fucking game.
Do you know I still I played the game.
Neither have I.
I've watched gameplay on it and it was fucking ass.
Yeah.
It looked like shit.
Well that game has been half off for like a year.
Well yeah.
Because they don't want to fucking put in the work and that game was fucking like two years
away from being finished.
But speaking of game Hogwarts legacy.
Because we went into this whole Harry's party.
Talked about it yet.
Same universe.
So I've barely played Destiny.
Oh you've just been doing it.
So I played this.
No and the expansion dropped like right about the same time.
So you decided to play legacy instead of the expansion.
I mean I bought both of them.
Well I know that.
But I said that's not what I said.
It's not what I said.
Yes I've been playing.
Thank you.
I played Hogwarts nonstop.
Answer my question.
Dick.
I've bounced.
Every so often I'll go bounce.
I'll play apex.
For all play a few rounds of apex get some you know like that high adrenaline.
And then I'll go back to Hogwarts.
Well it's just like we've played we've played FPS and stuff for like so long like we only
we have to have something else that we play for when it's like attention spans done with
this for now.
So I'm like all right I'm done with this and then I'm like okay I want to go play this
again.
So there is a lot of the quests in that game that are just tedious.
So it does take a little bit.
I just unlocked my broom.
I'm probably only a quarter of the way through the game.
But I just got my broom.
It is massively open world.
Oh yeah.
It is huge.
So talk about open did you play a Halo Infinite the newest Halo.
I played a little bit.
The campaign was like that.
It was awesome.
Not compared to this though.
But I'm saying oh no the open world is a beautiful but I'm saying like that play style like that
campaign style to me is my favorite.
Like to do like if it's like Hogwarts or the game that I just fucking said to because I'm
already spacing it what I just said.
But it's just or Halo.
Yeah it's just that open world style for for a campaign where like okay you have all of
these side missions that you can do but like it's not an RPG.
Yeah you know it's not Assassin's Creed.
It's not it's which Hogwarts is RPG.
But that's what I'm saying like Halo in that style but like I see but not really.
But I mean it kind of is like a first person shooter because you'll it's a first person
wanderer.
No it's not first person though it's third person.
Okay so it's Fortnite whatever.
So it's Fortnite with way better graphics.
Way better.
I'm gonna catch some flak Fortnite.
Oh my god I don't know.
Fortnite's actually been coming out with some kind of cool shit.
Fortnite is ass.
Fortnite's been coming out with some kind of cool shit though.
I don't care what kind of I enjoy.
I enjoy playing games with them.
I don't.
They're gonna roast me for this like you ever care.
Fortnite is.
I've enjoyed Fortnite again since they put in the no building mode.
When I sit over there and watch my eight year old get three victories in a row like
victory royals.
That's how I know that game is ass.
Because she.
Or your kid's just pretty fucking good.
I mean she is pretty good but it's Fortnite.
She comes in hops and apex and she's dead.
Well yeah it's a different it's a completely different fucking play style.
Fortnite is way slower than fucking apexes.
You can't expect her to go in to play a slow battle royal and then go into a hyperactive
battle royal and just click.
Okay here we'll hear the better one.
Who is she?
Fucking Rogan?
Hops into Overwatch I guess.
And she's okay.
Still different game mechanics for the models.
Just trying to compare.
I mean she'll hop into other stuff but I don't know.
That's probably also the game she has the most time in probably.
What Fortnite?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Maybe we want to go look now but anyways.
So Hogwarts is tight.
Super tight.
Like it is worth my money.
I will play through it probably a second time.
I will probably pick a different house.
Which house did you pick?
Which one do you think?
Slytherin.
Always.
I would be that Gryffindor that always hung out with the Slytherin.
I could never be a Gryffindor.
But you know that would be me.
I'd be that Gryffindor that hung out with all the Slytherin.
Yeah I know.
That's besides the point.
You should automatically be a Slytherin anyway.
You have no soul.
I'd be that one Gryffindor and be like yo let me see one of your robes.
Why?
Because I'm trying to go hit that common room party dog.
You already know.
Right.
I say about the motherfucking roe.
Dude those have been lit.
Those fucking videos.
And I love how they're crossing all of them together with like you started the Slytherin.
You started the Slytherin.
You're trying to get to the Slytherin common room party but you get you know you slide
through the hufflepuff so you can puff real quick.
And then you hit the Ravenclaw so you can rave out for a second and really get hyphy
and then something that way when you get there.
And you get to Slytherin already at beast mode dog.
Just fucking.
Taking all of them.
Hennies.
Right.
But I mean I would probably go back and I'd probably pick Ravenclaw.
Next.
And from what I'm aware of too like.
They have different quests.
Yeah.
Each house has like slightly different variant of the storyline.
Uh yeah kind of.
Plus along with the choices you make along the way to either wind up like good to go
good evil or neutral.
There is no good evil or neutral.
I've seen three different endings to the game on YouTube.
I haven't.
I have.
I haven't.
I haven't seen a.
I wanted I would I wish it would have a mechanic like that like fable.
Like how fable did.
But I haven't seen any kind of good evil anything.
There's no meter for it.
There's no way to tell.
And if that's the case I'm fucked up.
I done fucked up.
You know.
But I feel like I was going to say something else.
I can't remember.
The combat.
I know you've seen Hogwarts legacy all endings.
There's different because you can make through your choices within the game.
The choices don't really matter though.
But you're still the choices that I've seen so far.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm still super early in this game.
Like I'm still like it didn't make sense to me and so like I've that video that I showed
you I've watched that video like they're from what I've seen in this trailer.
That's why I just showed you and I didn't actually play the video.
I have to look like but as far as I'm aware of and I've seen this on multiple different
videos on YouTube like it's through your choices and that's something I was seeing
through like people reviewing the game and playing it before it came out because there
was people who were that's why there's so many of that already because there were certain
creators and shit like that.
Yeah they got on PC that got early access codes.
Yeah I know.
And that was the one thing is the deeper you go into the game like because essentially
you're still within the learning the basics and building your spell book and all of that
like quite literally from what I'm aware of.
I think just straight 30% in just straight like story gameplay if you stick nothing but
to the story it's like 16 hours of game.
I heard it's like 80 hours.
That's total.
Total.
So it's like and I like 16 it's like 16 hours with like full runtime and everything like
until you get to the point where you can fast travel and like one and fucking fought and
broom and shit.
It's like 16 hours fast travel.
But that's as you as you have to like because they're when you go to a new spot then you
have to light that.
So I mean like out there so it's all it's totaling that time too.
So if my iPhone if this was the entire map.
Okay.
I've maybe unlocked that much.
Yeah.
And that's what I'm saying.
That's literally like not even 10% like those candles.
Go through the rest of the map like it's that travel time going to each of those like
when we're done here.
I'm gonna boot it up so you can see it.
So like because you'll have to hit unlock certain ones.
Yeah.
And travel to exactly like my broom now so I can go that makes it a lot faster.
It is fun.
I really wish they would have quidditch.
I know I saw that opening sadly there's no quidditch this year.
I don't know why I don't think they had time to finish it.
Oh that's make it how they want it.
There's supposedly already a mod for it.
Apparently there's there's a ton of mods out for this game already.
I know there's PVP there's supposedly quidditch like there's a lot.
I don't think PVP would be very fun.
I do not like do like what I would do like PVP absolutely not with the way the combat
is because it's all what I've seen him.
Shit the same spells and shit and then you're fucking the way you block encounter it would
literally just be potato potato potato.
That's it.
But that's the thing.
Back and forth back and forth.
That's finally somebody slaps.
But that's the thing when you're watching like these content creators who have played
the game three or four times has spilled the mechanics and everything like that.
It's not going to be potato block and then defend because it's actually faster to dodge
that then throw because you can throw that cast essentially as your three quarters of
the way throw your fucking dodge as you're hitting your fucking feet to counter them.
So then that way they have to cast theirs back protago fast enough and either that or dodge
and then set up for whatever cast they're going to do if they already don't have everything
bound because like I was watching people play that didn't have protect on whatsoever.
They would just dodge and move around.
Well you you have it on.
You just have to hit.
Why but they don't it's like it's like kind of like how Assassin's Creed was where it
would kind of get slow right before they're about to hit you to give you a chance to counter
is kind of what this does but it's like it gives you this ring around your head.
Oh so like a spider sense pretty much like a spider sense and then it's like you get
a moment to protago right which is block and then it counters and throws a stupefy out
of when you're when you're watching like what's going to be what's going to do more a stupefy
or a dodge with an actual fucking throw.
You know that stupefy will knock you out and then I could get a whole big ass throw on
there.
I could get a whole big ass throw on there with a stupefy when I can just dodge and throw
it because you're pretending stupefy or you dodge and expelliarmus I don't know like it
will and that's the thing like you or you know you with the vodka I'm hitting you with
the avid a kadeevi dog like well we're doing PVP ain't going to have no curses.
I'm pretty positive.
I'm just I'm talking about you homie and I haven't even I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm
going to dodge that and be like a baby.
Haven't even unlocked it.
I'm so mad.
I'm waiting for it.
I'm so waiting for it.
I'm going to do I'm a I'm in a vodka.
Dava everything like oh look at you.
Hi boom vodka.
Vada.
He's going to be sitting on his couch and all you all his wife's going to hear 130 in
the morning.
This is where I need that steam deck or that stream deck.
I'm going to do it in all these weird voices too.
But no so so combat school quid you should be fun PVP I guess would be one.
I still got a lot more to go.
The story is fucking awesome.
Oh the story is phenomenal.
The story is goblin wars something I haven't seen in any of the Harry Potter lore so far.
So it's it's completely fresh.
Just you know there's no actually done.
There's there's a little bit of lore.
There's a little bit of lore not compared to this.
There's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of supporting lore that gives you back
so I have because a lot of the a lot of these characters are actually in lore because there's
so much fanfic and shit that's been done over the years.
Yeah like Rawlings actually OK with like a professor Weasley.
That's new.
That was nowhere in the lore.
Never.
It's OK to think about it.
I did I did a full like I went down the rabbit hole.
So long long time ago before this game even came out.
I've gone down the rabbit hole recently.
Yeah and then I went back down the rabbit hole recently like explaining one of them
that I found was literally explaining all of the Weasleys.
How long was in it.
And it can't if I'm not sure she's probably added now because of the game.
The game is canon apparently.
Oh yeah absolutely it is.
The goblin that you're fighting I've heard him talk to scratching my head and I know
he's like way over here.
I've heard him mentioned in stuff before because like when I was hearing about Hogwarts
legacies coming out like I wanted to like do a deep dive because Harry Potter was one
of the ones that I never really like did a super deep dive in until recently and I did
in like Star Wars like Star Wars I've always interested in but like the last like year
bro I've like I've done some deep dives in that too.
Like stupid like I am so obsessed with the Mandalorian side of this ship since Mando has
come out.
Oh bro we can fight about it after this podcast.
It's all good I'm down.
I'm a little hungover but I'm down.
Yeah.
Why is there 70?
Holy crap man.
What a jump fucker.
When did you learn Shadow Clones?
So to change this.
There's this many of you better hit me with the sexy Jutsu fucker.
Right.
That's just.
Jin Clones.
So to close out this topic because you got majors to go through.
Yep I got major three to go over.
Hogwarts legacy I recommend it wholeheartedly.
Oh ten out of ten smash.
It is ten out of ten and I'm not even halfway through the game.
Smash.
Definitely.
No pass.
Smash.
No rubber.
Absolutely.
Get her pregnant.
Smash.
Yes have a baby.
Give me a number two.
Give me DLC I need it now.
All of it.
So.
Give me the restraining order.
No no I want to play it what the fuck.
So I'm saying it's that good it's toxic it's bad give me the restraining order.
It's like that good.
It is.
I think it's worth it's worth some money.
Oh it's aside on sale or anything yeah it's just.
I've had other things that I've wanted to invest in to upgrade my stream and stuff like that so like it yeah
No, I get it. I just make myself feel better. See now. I'm like I feel a little bad because I really haven't played Destiny
You've been a dedicated dedicated Destiny fan for how long it's been a few years and you can play another game
It's okay. Yeah, but it was the expansion the expansion went live. You normally by now. I'm done
I'm like playing through that expansion, right bungee will forgive you
And then Hogwarts
The Hogwarts
Exactly bungee don't forgive nobody
The bro they said Hogwarts came out. They said she yeah, it's like
We we should we didn't think that through we should have named our expansion of Vada cadaver
Cuz we're a baby. Can TV cuz we're right I
Think Hogwarts will get some DLC though. I'll tell you that there's um, there's already talks about a second game. I
Don't see I don't I don't think they should do a second game
I think essentially it's gonna be a continuation onto the story like so I think what it's gonna be because like
secrets of Dumbledore and
Grindrwall and like those were like the fantastic B series like has been so popular that was the lead that was like why they decided to
Do the legacy game too because it started with the mobile game and the mobile game held it too. Yeah, I didn't like it
I never played it. I didn't even realize there was a mobile game. I didn't like it. It's not very
But it was like and within the Harry Potter community and like the died hard Harry Potter fans like it was they loved it
I didn't Harry Potter fan
Like it like it's just the more Harry Potter content, you know, just more more lore and just any contents better
No content exactly and that's you know, essentially like especially with Naruto when we were talking about the last episode with what's
Yeah, I mean I guess
most aspects and a lot of them is I guess
You know, okay content is better. Nothing like I mean example border toe filler
border toes like the manga
insane the manga is amazing
anime
ass for like the last year and a half
Cuz it's all filler shit
Same thing was like we were talking about last time with Naruto like that was up until like the forever until the time skip like
Yeah, it was shit. I mean, I guess yeah, so any content's better than no content
Exactly just to keep just to keep it relevant in there. I was really in cuz it was still doing so I think I don't I don't think they should do a
Second one just yet. No, no, no, no, no
Dude, they were designing Harry Potter for quite a while. Oh, yeah, and they waited. No, they did it right
They did it the way that they did it that they didn't pull a call of duty
Exactly like yeah, they actually did it right the studio like I don't like I don't remember the exact game studio that actually did a
Porky game was it porky? I think he's always done a phenomenal job on their games. He's Harry Potter
Yeah, well porky porky also did portal didn't they know who did portal porky is exclusively Harry Potter is it
The word porky came from Harry Potter. Oh
There might be another studio that was part of it. I just know porky
They do that sounds that's either that or that sounds really similar to a fucking
Get the Google machine out just in case
Well, while he's getting into that will
Will transition start talking about the next topic of today, which would be
avalanche ah avalanche was the developer gotcha
Would be e-sports and major three since last episode
We decided to dive into anime because it was in the midst of championship Sunday going on because we record on Sundays
Yes, because this is our church
literally
Yep, hallelujah hallelujah
Oh, hey, I'll call it do g call it do g
I'm gonna get some of them doog coins. Yeah, some doog coins. I love doog. They're my favorite
So we started off Thursday, which would been the ninth the first game was
Bom bom bum was ultra and subliners. That's what it was because I have all the time drayers
I'm just making sure I look at them right was ultra and subliners. That wasn't really anything too crazy
Ultra just put on a clinic just kind of like they've been doing through the qualifiers and stuff like that
I think in qualifiers. They were like four and one. I think they only lost one match
So they were doing phenomenal. They ended up beating them three one
Then we had optic versus botch to breach now now remember everybody this major was optics home major
So this is winners bracket that we're talking about so this got filled advantage
Yeah, so this line and that was nutty bro like every time they came out that shit was lit. Yeah, um
They came out like some fun like it was fucking WrestleMania over there every time everything except the fireworks every time and the pyro
Shit that hitching his big-ass drum and shit. Yeah coming out fucking so breach
Yeah, each three owed them. Oh
Shit, that's right and that was that was the 130 game
And that we're just I'll just say at the time with them and then we had the three o'clock game was phase and thieves in
Phase two or thieves just didn't show up like phase just or thieves just absolutely did not show up
Phase three of them just put a clinic on them
Phase phase this tournament went on or through this hole up until this point was on a fit or in
Later in this tournament was on a 15
S&D Street they had won 15 S&D matches and that's right like that was nutty. That's the longest S&D Street
I can't even get one right and then we have Seattle versus we have Seattle versus gorillas
Which was the second match of the day that match?
had some controversy
Had some controversy our cities their main AR
Had some issues they subbed him. That's yeah, they subbed so they had two different substitutions gone through this match
That's right. So they had marky B their coach come in who marky B is a retired professional quality, right?
And then has a couple of if I remember correctly has a couple of accolades to his name
Then they came out city out. That's who they subbed our cities out for was with marky B
After the first map just because our seas had something going on with his hand his hand was swelling
He didn't know he had switched to a PlayStation 5 controller
I mean he's just not sure he was like getting trying to get used to it or whatever
But it was just causing something to flare up in his hand
So now huge and yeah, so now that after the major he has said that he switched back to a PlayStation 4 controller and feels like
He's better back to normal now. So we think that's been he's probably just fucking carpal tunnel
What's been going on because he switched to that new controller and trying to play on that new PlayStation 5 controller
Watching him he was in tears. Oh, yeah, no, dude. He was he was crying and nobody knew marky B came in and
They actually marky B played two maps and they actually beat us two maps. They got two maps on us
Us meeting Seattle. Yeah, that's yeah local. Yep. Yep local voice
And then they ended up always and then they ended up subbing in
Spart who was the sub they had last year who won essentially like was the wild card that won them the major two tournament last year
in Vanguard and
So he ended up subbing in and we ended up Seattle ended up beating them three two
So but it was just it was actually impressive that marky B
Marky B came in and took the coach came in and took a map off Seattle like that
And then first map first map like first map he straight up comes in and he's playing they're playing
They're playing hotel. He goes in from their spawn into kitchen and then just like instantaneously starts snaking one of the headies
Wait a minute. I think you're thinking of the Vegas game. No, that was no that was no
That was the Vegas Seattle game because everybody was saying marky B
Marky B because he literally went in and the coach started snake
They were the only team that had their coach play bro. That was Vegas in LAG
lat
Vegas played lat not LAG. Oh, they played LAG because I said I put my money on the gorilla this match that I'm talking about
Is it is Seattle versus?
Or was did it wasn't I'm pretty sure that was Vegas and LAG that they subbed our city out
Because I was early in the day
That was one of the like the first matches because I was because I was on the second match of the day
I said that yeah, because I was in your twitch channel
Saying I was going for LAG and then got my ass handed to me
Because Vegas
Yeah, Vegas took them and
The next ones out. Oh, yeah, I guess you were right. That would have been on losers. That wasn't Seattle
I thought that was Seattle
I thought that was Seattle. I don't know why I thought it was stupid. No, I'm pretty sure it was Vegas
Maybe it was Vegas. I'd have to go back and look
Now we sound like we're dumb. Oh, no, there was a lot of shit that went on there was like sipped fucking no scope
I know scoped fucking
Who was it?
I'm pretty that was the that was in the fucking semi-finals and pretty positive RCD getting subbed was LAG
LA was
Vegas was Legion yeah
So we took them okay, so then we'll talk about that then so we took my bad. You're good
So three two to grill it will just glad you corrected me so then I don't sound like a dip
Because I totally thought I was just super hyped about that
But yeah, it was that's right because I remember Claster dapping up marky b. You're right. Yeah, that was right
So this Claster came out Vegas. Yeah beat Vegas 3-2 even though they started we started winners knock them down
So that's winners bracket
Losers bracket then we had the LAG we had the LAG League and what she was talking about
So they had two super substitutions their coach came in yeah, they took that they took a map
Yep, they took a map they took the control map and then spark came in and the reason spark didn't come in sooner
Is because their Academy team which is was I was about to get into start saying before
No before chaotic correctly interrupted me. Well, that's first never heard a correct interrupt
I don't know. Well, I like it you called me out and actually was like wait
I think I don't think right and that's not even the wildest thing that happened over the year. I know
But yeah, no he comes in they're going into like I was saying they go into he goes into kitchen
And he instantly just starts snaking that he like and everybody was just going nuts
Like it was so cool to hear the crowd like have Vegas is back and have like
Marky bees back while he's on there because he's an old player and stuff like that like it was it was awesome
I think that was definitely like my favorite moment of the major was marky be playing in that like elimination like round
To see how optic Texas crowd like gave him gas like that like it was it was awesome
I think they were just happy just to have the majors there period. Well, it's just like we're rooting for everybody
We don't care. Yeah, it was the optic
Optics crowd like their home event normally is like one of the loudest events
If not the loudest event like optic maybe the two biggest
Gee, but well, no, so that's what I'm saying the 12th man, bro
That's we the loudest, but I'm talking about like within this category. That's what I said within the MLG
Yeah, so e-sports, but you want to get it louder
But the legion of boom homie
Of course, it's kind of be louder, bro. There's like
40,000 more people there dog
Or a cat
Talk about pure just size of course, it's gonna be fucking louder
You imagine if everybody who was watching on the internet that was rooting for them in that one space
I think the optic nation would be louder. Oh
No, that's a good question
But you see you got to think optics international Seattle's barely the NFL's barely international. No the NFL's international
We just played in a fucking Germany. We've last season the sea was the sea ox
This is the first this was the first
Last season was the first season that we played overseas and it was in England the first time we played overseas
And no we played in Berlin
against the Patriots
Just this last season. I'm saying we as in like the NFL. Yes, Seattle Seahawks played in Germany last year this last season
And then we played in England the year before that. Yes, but the first game that was done overseas
Was in London probably that's what I that's what I was saying if you'd listen
I thought you meant just the last we as in like the NFL like stateside over here as in our national sport, okay?
It really is our national sport is that baseball those are essentially the two biggest like things that we're known for
It's football and baseball. That's a good question. Why do we call baseball the world series?
Why do why why is it called the world series if the world ain't participating?
Now wouldn't that be the Olympics?
No, I'm baseball
Yeah, but that's like how we have like the Super Bowl
Baseball used to be in the Olympics
Like but why do we call it the world series and probably in homage from it when it was in the Olympics?
I mean, I guess because it's like every it popped in my head like that's kind of like
Japan still Japan still has a really big like really big population that plays baseball, you know what sport I really want
We need professional quidditch
Yeah
Zach's trying to look around for a fuck to give he's like, huh?
No, I'm trying to look around it for that. I'm trying to find the thought I grab
Where it's like how in any time in the thoughtable future at the moment
Are we gonna make that plausible? You don't you don't fly have you never seen like people playing quidditch?
They had like college teams if that we're playing if I hold a bro. No, you hold a broom and you run around a little soccer field
You literally hold the broom
There's balls, you know, there's a snitch running around all that type of shit same shit. They got the hoops
You know there shouldn't be snitches running around not there's there's in the real world. They're gonna get put in a ditch
There's a dude that is dressed up in all gold
That literally runs no runs around the entire stadium the entire camp is you got a kid is full
We're done. I'm gonna show you but not watching no, it is some of the best shit ever
You don't watch that um
No, that movie with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson
Oh, were they work to Google? No, no, no just
You're that yeah, that's my answer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not no. No, that's his two-step
He's in there drifting he's in there drifting his hot wheels right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, so what?
No, no, no
Anyway back into it. Yeah
And then we had a Texas and Minnesota rocker
Minnesota rocker got knocked out they they got rocked. Oh, yeah, straight up rock trio thieves thieves rocked the rocker
Optic 3 2 Royal Ravens and then sub liners got knocked out
And then Friday's last match was
the LA thieves
Legion match
Yeah, and Legion kicked their ass we have Legion 3 one that which is absolutely insane
Sickest hardpoint I have ever seen yeah
I have ever seen and one of like the top three hardpoint comes backs of like ever in Call of Duty
Yeah, they fucking smack they came back from a
106 to 63 deficit. Yeah, well, I mean if you think about it
It's insane does it seem perfect far off though. It's only 40 some points
to
206 to 63 you said 106 no
206 to 163 you said 106 second ago, so then my brain went that way
It was 206 because they were 206 to 63 or like 67 or sub shit. Yeah, bro. That is literally
perfect rotations
Perfect hold perfect break because I think it ended
Yeah, I think it ended I think it if I remember correctly that hardpoint map ended at 253 to 236
You know 250 to 236 they were playing with their food
They were just I don't know what it was because they just made the change and brought to real in over
over Byron over pro loop and there's just that that you either get fucking
point to real or 2.0 real like
I'm not even kidding. That's been the joke
That's been like that's been the joke going on cuz that kid either like for eyes
Or he just gets shit on yeah, and the funniest thing is shit. I'm
Only funniest thing about this kid is
See plays with the pillow I
Did see that he plays this kid has a pillow that he sits his hands and his controllers on it just sits right in his
Up and he's just
Yep, and he's nasty. It's the coolest shit ever in this in the yeah in the in the qualifiers
He hit the two nastiest wall bangs. I've ever seen I have ever seen on a silo on fucking a bomb
He's coming in from pool and from the left side on the left side door
Which looks like goes directly into the hall which would be that wall right in front of you would be the room for a bomb
Okay for s&d
well
There's two spots that people like to sit and at one of them you can literally crouch and then just straight wall bang it
Standing in the middle of that door and you're gonna hit them a fucker right across right through the corner
Yeah, right through right through the wall to the other side of the room on that other side of that little heady
That he's sitting on that you can bang through to
Now there's a couch that's in that same corner of that wall. You're looking at closest to you
That people like to prone behind so then you can just shift over about two steps prone and then bang the bottom of the bookshelf
That's right there that take them up. That's exactly what he did. He just goes
prone
That's tight though
And with this pillow everybody's like PC check PC check PC check, please
Hey exactly check, please. I'm done and like that lat that lat legion match. They got shit on oh dude claster
The old boy dude. He totally scared. He totally GA stair glitch their ass for like three kills and it was beautiful
It was beautiful. They what so he did what there's this thing called the stair glitch that's going on right now
This GA to the prayer glitch. Yep. So if you prone in the right spot on a Senate on like certain sets of stairs that are big enough
You can shoot through that top
Corner and essentially see everything and they can't see you or shoot you
So it's you get like this much of the top of their head and like the barrel of their gut. You're just
Just melting people he just
And then just goes around them prones behind another corner and just starts ripping motherfuckers again like end of the point for another
Perfect rotation to hold. I was like
Do he gets he gets up after that after they beat him and he's like
Slamming his chest and shit. I was like you old bastard because he's 30
Like he's the oldest professional Call of Duty player right now like straight up the next one underneath him is like 28 or 29
That doesn't really seem like very skillful
To exploit kind of a glitch like that where they can't see you snakeings a glit snakeings exploiting a exploiting a movement mechanic
But that's what I mean. It's like you can't break into cameras
Breaking somebody's cameras abusing abusing a glitch in the game and a movement mechanic. It's two the same thing
A movement being able to abuse a movement mechanic is technically a glitch
I mean, well, I mean, it's not really a glitch. It's in the game
but
It's same same to me
To sit there and do that and exploit that is just like yeah, that's what like you're not a glitch
Yeah, that's what like you're not like what's the point?
Like uh, did you play forza? Hmm forza horizon 5?
So I refused to play it for like
months when it came out
Because all everybody was doing I saw it all over tiktok and facebook as soon as that game came out
What were people doing?
Do you do know?
So they would go on the that fucking big-ass map. I can't remember the name of the map
Oh and do that continuous hack and then they fucking yeah
And they would just let it run overnight and it would drive itself and then the controller
They'd put the controller on the charger and all that type of shit
or a rubber band or something
And i'm just sitting there like so
You're saying that some of us that actually play
Are gonna be way down here and you guys are way up here with all this shit because you just
Let the game play itself because they farmed it. Yeah, and it's like that's fucking stupid
I mean it's smart people play video people play video games to achieve people play video games to get the accolades of playing the video game
Most people don't most people don't give a damn how they achieve it because a lot of them aren't they just want to be able to say
Exactly. Oh, yeah, I beat it. Yeah, they just want to be able to look at their buddies and be like, haha, bitch. Look what I got
Yeah, but it's like
They it's not the same it's not the same aspect you you have more of a like you have more of a competitive nature about video gaming
Very competitive. That's not a competitive nature like but I also want to earn my shit
You also but you also got to realize bro like if that mechanics in the game and
They've been trying to GA and get fucking specific players to stop abusing the snaking mechanic
And I think they fixed the forza thing after a while. Yeah, but like that's
That's why they took out all the movement mechanics and shit like that's
Snaking dolphin diving and having little glitches like that
Are the only skill gaps that mw has right now. Hmm. I'm not even kidding
Having the knowledge of how to hit how to hit that how to use that glitch
How to snake and like just the repetition of the map and shit like that like that's almost essentially like
Just as critical to know how to do is having map awareness
Like yes, yeah, I don't do none of that shit. I'd just be walking up and posted up
That's the thing for somebody's gonna come around that corner and that's what bro
You will never be more fumed in your life than you're sitting here holding a power corner playing like you're supposed to
You know holding on a hard point. You're holding the hard point. You're it's a campy salad play at that point
Right, especially when you're the team on the point
Well when you're coming around when you're coming around a corner and you're just like
Throwing shoulders back and forth kind of camp in that corner and shit like that
You decide to finish coming around that corner and you know, there's a head glitch right there
And there's probably somebody gonna be sitting there and they hear your footsteps and
Next thing you know, you see the motherfucker turn towards you you get shots into him
But next thing you know, he's literally doing up down up down up down up down up down up down up down
And you can't get shots into him and he's doing it until you reload or throw that corner back coming to reach
Alit and then he stops throwing that or literally as he's up down
He's sending a couple shots boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
And by the time he snakes you on that head glitch the third time and see that's just done
Yeah, that's so dumb
Up down up down up but you that's I mean you
When you're playing it that high when you're playing it that high of a skill level with
motherfuckers that can shoot that straight like I mean, yeah
I can't even hit a wall
I can sometimes
So I think I dropped 30 kill game yesterday
Nice
Yeah, I'm playing constant Cold War. So and I played only a low-battle game
Cold War so and I played only a little bit of it. I like ranked has definitely saved Call of Duty. That's for sure
Now that we
Yeah, okay, so we had the other bracket too, right?
So this is just to touch over like you just like elims since I'm on that side of the thing
Um, so that was the eliminate that was a first match of elims round one or round two
The next match was optic and mutineers and optic absolutely slapped mutineers
3-1. Yeah, it was a name is mutineers. Florida mutineers. I don't know. They just just call it floor. They just call it Florida man
They're just Florida mutants. Yeah, I'm a Florida man
Um, and then we had ultra and breach um breach got
It was it wasn't too bad of a game. They actually went 3-2. Um, it was pretty close. They kept it pretty even
Um, nothing really too crazy or exciting to say about that one
And then phase versus Seattle now that one normally is about a 50 50 stone throw if we're gonna take it or a phase is gonna take it
Um, a phase took it, right? A phase took it because of the s and d's because it went round five
Yeah, I went map five went to that last s and d round. We couldn't clinch it and I'll bolt all the respawns
I think they took the control. We took both the hard points. Um
But then we go to
Round three, which would which is breach versus legion
And then for the first one I'm gonna talk about and then breach just three out of legion just breach
Absolutely just showed up on that on saturday that saturday to play legion. They just absolutely gave it to him
They that new sub is either he's super hot or they spanked the monkey, bro
Yeah, they beans is super hot or cold like he needs he needs some consistency in his play
He's either frying or just absolutely getting pissed on but this is this was his first major. This was like he's still newbie
Yeah, this is he's I mean he's a rookie
He's a rookie in the cdl like he's been in challenges for a while
Like they essentially call him the eu dashi or fat dashi because he shoots and plays really similar to how dashi does on optic
Um, it's just he has to work on his consistency
Right be like dashi because dashi is super consistent. He's he's the rookie. Mm-hmm
And then um, but then you will you also had optic who had a rookie on their squad and ultra
But it's optic and and ultra who has the rookie of the year candidate
And also a rookie that this is his first major tournament
Along with beans and ghosty breach and optic
Um, so then it was Seattle surgeon optic for the next elimination round for round three
And we took one map off of them and then shoutsy and who just proceeded to kind of just spank everybody but pred said really
Um, which is pretty normal. Um
Yeah, I'm I mean just for them to get that far
Is good for me. We what this is the tournament we won last year in vanguard
Yeah, we won major three last year in vanguard. Um, and then we had breach versus optic
Um, and then
optic just
Shit on breach three one because I mean, you know the knockoff dashy ain't gonna beat the real dashing, right?
Yeah, knockoff beans ain't beans ain't gonna beat brucey. You like it just ain't gonna happen
um, then we had
And then we had phase versus shasta, which one do you want right now?
Shit, and then we had a winners finals
I'll go over winners finals before I go over elimination finals because I need to do that to know who gets knocked down to eliminations
Um, and then we had phase versus ultra for the elimination finals. This isn't even like grand finals
This is the elimination or winners finals. See who's gonna be one half of grand finals, right?
Ultra ended up taking it three one like them boys were just putting the game to play
Lenic all weekend dog that came to play all weekend
Um, so which then came down to be phase versus optic
Which is which was optic which is always a rivalry like has been a rivalry for the longest time
Since fucking call of duty. Yep, pretty much even started. Um, then we have yep. They ended up beating them three one
They took the snd phase took the snd. The big thing is why a Toronto beat
uh
phase
They stopped their snd streak
To the point yeah, they actually I think they took the pert now that I think phase took the first hard point
And then ultra just absolutely denied them an snd
And then just took snd control hard point just took two three just took two three four
And just absolutely slapped them. So ended up having a ultra optic grand final
Which was super cool to see optic and see optic make that you know bad ass losers are back at run
And uh, but optic got spanked but yep optic ended up went optic won two matches, but
Scrappy and the boys
Your favorite troll. Yep
Your favorite trolls always win bro. I'm just saying he ended up taking four to two. Um, they're 42 see
I called it in the first episode bro
they
Hixey did a
Phenom bringing Hixey on did phenomenal things for them. This is probably
One of the like truly fundamental like call of duty teams role wise that like we've seen in probably a long time
Because you have a slayer smg and Kleenex and then you have a dirty work clean you have a dirty work smg and Hixey
Who's a lot of your who's a lot of your like backup hill time and help pushing out and baiting for your main slayer like
and then you have
Scrappy who's the flex player who would switch back and forth who is a very aggressive ar
Very aggressive. He loves to be up in your face. He'll he'll fucking tell you on that power angle while you're ducking back
He'll fucking move to a little bit closer at a different angle just to fucking get you before you peek back out like he's
Super nasty the way I play and he's very methodical and then you have insight who is probably he was who is definitely a slower like
Definitely slower methodical ar
He's one of the ars is like if you do not get like selium and shit like if you do not get him off that
If you do not get him off that powerhead II
He doesn't need to snake you. He's just gonna outgun you. Yeah, like he's nasty because it just comes down
I watched him. I watched him hold top bedroom for literally two minutes without dying. I'm like
Proud
Top bed catwalk come up to crotch back to prone
Turn it back look at it the boy like
Just stupid
With Jesus and it's just they put on a phenomenal clinic like I I really enjoy watching ultra play
Um
Scrappy kind of did let me down though. He did. Oh, yeah, he didn't run his mouth. Did he? Nope. He was humble as fuck
I mean respect respect respect how humble he was and like the props and everything
He was given to a crowd because like this this was obviously his first chip like his first professional chip
And it was the final and he took the chip versus the you know took the chip versus the home team
Do you really need to run your mouth after you just slapped the shit out of the home team that just had the run of their life? Yes?
You for one killed the streak
That right there. I would be running my oh, he was oh he ran his face. Oh, absolutely
He did that's what I meant. He didn't he he showed he showed grace as a champ in the finals
But like I absolutely would have loved to see like what I would have loved to hear him throw a little razzmatazz
Talk, oh, he should have like absolutely like bro. You just you just want to hear that you just slam down optic in front of their home crowd
At their home event. What are you gonna do like?
I'm fucking I'm going to disney land like just come on. I'm a fuck you bitch. Yeah, my name's tyrone. I'm here
That would be scrappy too though straight up but like Hicks he went on
It was just it was honest. It was a phenomenal tournament. It was a really cool tournament. It was just for a
The crazy shit that happened with coaches being subbed in and double substitutions within the same game
That was weird and then that like vegas taking tees top six us taking top eight like
The knocking knocking phases streak out. Yeah ultra knocking phases streak out
Like I mean it had to be we whoever beat phases streak was going to be the one who beat them like it's just it is what it is
Um because I think these yeah, it's s and d's been what's carrying them and their hard points been so ass
So they've been going to so many roundfives where they'll win a s and d you want to control they'll yeah essentially go two three five
They'll nez low them right so it's just like yeah
Either way it was a good it was yeah, it was it was it was a phenomenal week for those that didn't know to
Fergie was over here live stream in the entire Friday. I had a watch party going
Um for as long as I could before I had to get off and like take a nap to go to my bar job
Because I didn't you did it saturday too. No, I didn't do a watch party saturday. Hey, you didn't I didn't
You sure uh-huh
Oh, maybe it was friday a watch party was friday. Yeah, it was friday because I was at home too. Yep
I was off at a three day weekend. We both were yeah, and I forgot
Because I was gonna come pop up over there. Yep
that's right
It was friday, but yeah, no, it was uh, it was a phenomenal. It was a phenomenal weekend of call of duty. It was great
I'm looking forward to I'm we were up in the disc board
I'm looking forward to of course more call of duty tournament coming up more
You know watching watching all the boys compete all the teams and shit like that and see what's going to go on with
Rostromani and stuff in between everything because that'll start
But um, we'll start to see that on twitter and stuff soon
But this next major coming up the apex major is coming up too. Oh, we're it off looking to that. I can't remember when
Um, but the next major is going to be held crowdless
Are they going to go virtual? No
Well, I mean, yes, they don't want the boom bro. Well, um, but it's going to be the
All of the players are still going to be there like it's still going to be like a LAN event like the major was
It's just there's going to be no crowd because they couldn't find a venue or a team or
Okay a team or whatever the fuck it was that was going on behind the scenes because this was supposed to be new york's major
Um, but new york ended up forfitting up the major
So they needed to find a new location for it. So they decided to go to um, columbus, ohio
Um, which they used to do which they used to do a lot
There used to be tournaments in columbus ohio all the time when it was like mlg
And it's going to be crowdless. There's just going to be no crowd
It's just going to be the players playing each other
So it's going to be an even it's even going to be an even more different experience
than online or to what they've been playing now
so
We are on match day four
For apex. I thought it started in another like week or so gotcha. Yeah, so it started last saturday
What platform is it streaming on?
um
YouTube twitch and steam. Uh, what's it streaming on on youtube?
Give me one sec
I'm gonna pull up my youtube
Apex legends global series
At play apex esports
But I believe the matches are
Either done for the day or they haven't started yet
Let's see
4 p.m. Pacific time so apex legends global series. Oh no, it's live right now
Oh
But the match doesn't start till four gotcha. Yeah, so they're just going over stuff right now
Yeah, they're just they're just watching stuff. So I wouldn't mind what see I like I completely had forgot
That uh, see I would I'll probably start watching more competitive apex now that I like know the channel to watch and shit
Because then I'll get the notifications to be able to like know when to watch it shit
So as we're recording right now, they're gonna get ready to do like the yeah
I like the experience on twitch because it just has a greater following in everything
Oh, yeah, but like you can watch it on twitch
I like being I just like watching it on youtube better like that is the only thing I like on youtube better for two things
I can rewind it and rewatch something real twitch
You can't fucking do that and two because I pay for youtube. I can lock my phone and listen to it
Yeah, so like I'll do that with call of duty during tournaments and shit while I'm working
Like if I like okay, I'm doing something where I can't watch it
So I'll just like close it and then put it on something and then I this is what I like about youtube is I could just do that
Yes on my iphone. I got picture and picture
Oh, I can do that with mine too
Yeah
That's tight. It only does it. It only doesn't when I pay for it though. Oh mine's free
Oh, no mine will do it when I don't do that now, but I also can do netflix and all that and it'll do picture
I can do it'll do that same thing for me. It just I think I think it automatically set mine to do it on one of the updates
Anyways, so yeah, so apex legends is about to get down
We'll probably bring an update on that maybe
I'll leave that one to you my man. No, you're the esports man. You're the one that's obsessed with apex
I'm gonna come back and tell you more about Hogwarts
I must do more research
You need to come play kakarot
Still bro, I got all kinds of shit. I'm trying to do right now
I'm about to just go grab my other xbox and send it home with you and just say here go play kakarot
Send me and just what just give me the one that I sold to you back
Just to go play it
But um, yeah, so
I I think we're good. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was we got all the esports stuff
Yeah, uh, and just anything else you want to dabble on for a minute or you know
Oh
well
Fuck everybody that thinks atman's a terrible movie
Really? I'm just gonna say that serve in some bed. Oh, okay. I guess yeah, we did talk about that already
I've been seen I still have seen it so that I can't
Let me let me give me two minutes to touch on this real quick in a minute and a half in a minute and a half
Now I got a minute and a quarter. Oh shit
Uh, uh
Like how long do I got now minute? Oh shit. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, put a tang put a tang
Oh, I can make that sound real quick. Yeah, right
No, uh
Just people talk a shit about marvel movies. Just irritating. Shut the fuck up. Enjoy them
Uh, I saw that supposedly they're in the works of another or in the next moon night season
Yeah, which who knows how that's gonna. Fuck it be
If they cut out fight scenes, I'm gonna fucking
That shit pissed me off. I'm gonna unsubscribe. I hated that. I hate it
I was like, I get I get the reasoning for it like what they were trying to do
But it was like those were about to be the best part. Oh, you know what I do got to say though
Angela bassett not getting a fucking oscar
for Wakana forever
Facts bullshit facts absolute bullshit facts same thing with tom haulen
Not getting an oscar for no way home last year
I'm sick of that boy deserves an oscar that dude deserves a fucking oscar for sure
If not for spider-man a charted man not uncharted may not been like the best movie, but he was really good
He did phenomenal. Have you seen cherry?
No, I've not but I heard that movie is fucking amazing. Yeah
Yeah, that boy that boy can act like i'm haulen is let alone. Let alone. He fucking does parkour and ballet
And fucking I think a couple other things. Yeah, I think he's he has some martial art
He's a gymnast. He doesn't say he has some martial arts too. I think he does
I just don't remember which one if I am correct
I think he has some kind of martial arts underneath him too
But the fact that he didn't get an oscar or angela bassett and he does his elbow fucking stunts like that kid is a straight bad
Ass bro, I would shake his hand and then just shake his cock like
This is gonna create greatness just like you sir just wants you to fucking know
That's like you're the new Liam Neeson
facts
If you do not become john wick, I swear to god
dude
john wick 34
Starring tom haulen
He's gonna be like tom haulen's gonna end up being i'm gonna call it now. He's gonna be the new tom cruise
bet
What would he do after spider-man though to make him even bigger? I don't know double
007
I mean
No, 007
Since they're trying to recast all of that. I mean he could go on to be the new jack reacher
I'd see that you know, I'd see that more than 007 because 007's british
So is tom haulen. Oh fuck. That's right
His american accent is fake. I forget about that speaks naturally
So the same thing with andrew garfield. I forget about i forget. Tobii McGuire was the only spider-man that had a true american
I forgot that they were both. I forgot that they were both british. Well, they've also been fucking tom haulen
british english whatever english
Same shit fucking god saves the queen whatever
She died bro hence god saves the queen
Okay
Anyways that man needed an oscar, but I could see him being the new tom cruise. I can see him definitely
Yeah, he's gonna be he's gonna be in big role movies for quite a long time. You know what they should do
They should remake the jason born series with tom haulen
He's kind of little for a born, dude. No, dude. He's fucking
But you do he realized he's like shorter than I am right
How tall do you think matt daemon was matt is matt daemon's like 5 10? He's like my height
Yeah, how tall do you think tom haulen is tom haulen's like 5 6? No way
Tom yeah, he's like 5 8 5 7 like he's not that tall. All right google machine. Okay
This is what we're gonna close the episode on how tall is matt daemon
You said 5 10
Okay, he's 5 10
You've done this before
Tom haulen is 5 8. Yeah, I just said like 5 8 5 7 fucking 2 inches
Yeah, like 2 inches only matters in the bedroom
And horseshoes yes and hand grenades and grenades
And darts
Two inches can mean a whole lot of points and darts and framing
Yeah, that could yep that could get you to cause that and I get you to fail as a fail in inspection. Yeah
And building an engine. Okay. I guess two inches is a big thing. Okay
Shit building an engine a couple millimeters is a big thing. Yeah shit
Micrometers. Oh quite literally. Yeah, but uh now is now it is time to uh end it the way
That we normally do we close it out. Yeah, so again
Like I always say at the end of it
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Oh, yeah tonight, huh? Yeah. Yeah, so
Well, this comes out tomorrow. Yes, so this would be sunday night stream
Um, but yes, so since you will be hearing this tomorrow, I have to you all guys will be
I'll just tell you the little surprise. I got myself a stream deck watch
That's why you've been hearing stream deck comments being done through this from myself and I already have
Fucking cool. I already have like the voice modules and stuff played with I haven't quite figured out the sound boards and stuff yet
But I have the voice modules. He's gonna bring it over when we start doing the podcast. Yeah
And we're gonna get the sound board going with the censorship and all the fun. It's gonna. Yep. I got the bleeps and everything
It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be a lot of fun. I was playing with it last night
I didn't with my stream last night. I did it after the stream and stuff like that got some pretty good reactions from people
So I'm I'm super looking forward to it. I'll be there. Yeah
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Even just you know, just even if you're listening to it for 10 or 15 minutes
You don't even get to this part like we appreciate just even giving us the time
Yeah, just the click like we kind of get a little bit longer
every time but uh
You know just keep keep you chin up kid. Keep on grinding, you know, we're all here
We're all looking forward to you know, waking up the next day and you know
Not taking that big old dirt nap before we're supposed to so keep you chin up keep your chin grinding
You know shits tough you take the knock on the chin every now and then you get back up
You fuck them in the butt and you keep going
literally
Literally keep it up butt fuck it or you fuck up all the death like mr. Garrison
Not mr. Garrison
But uh, you know, we love you keep your chin up shit sucks
There's a lot of crazy shit going on right now
But uh, we hopefully were the little light in the beacon in the rough that you can see from that big old ship out in the ocean
So don't don't hit the cliff keep turning left buddy. It's not a real life. It's not a real cliff. It's Godzilla