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We play zero build yeah, yeah
That fucking dude go high
That's where they 25 bucks fucking
Duel's you under ranked
Let's just do regular fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fucking send it
Make that thing go that that that
Fuck go though, homie. I know you're a little jelly, huh? I'm fucking dude. Fuck you
This is how I feel about that oh
Yeah
All right, I got like no emo Tommy
Fuck which key is my emos? I don't remember B is it B. Ah, yeah. See I got like nothing
Oh, I reset my crowns bro, it's a new season I hit you with that bro
Yeah, you wouldn't shut up
Yeah, you wouldn't shut up yeah, you wouldn't shut up I guess I better ready up, huh?
Yeah, maybe sort of
Say, I should probably where's my hard target? That's what I want. Let's do that
This song goes so hard, bro
So so I could go tired dabbing on that ass dabbing on that ass
What's up swabi I saw hard I be dabbing in my sleep coo
Swabbi you wanna hop in here, bro?
We fucking killing it
And it's game night bro
Super special request. Let's kill the end of the year
You ain't good though bro, the three of us was killing it last time
Me you and Fergie was killing it killing it
Like we was legit killing bro, you know i'm saying
Straight
Oh laggy
My v-sync isn't even on bro, try speed to thank the bus driver
So they're going up down
She's gotta be on spending on the damn money. So it is going up now
Oh, let's go to the gold place
I don't want to test bro. Just apply bellow
There we go, oh my god, what is that sound
What sound oh you going over there
I'm gonna use the stupid ass umbrella. I'm gonna use the stupid ass umbrella
Where you at bro
What in the absolute shit is going on
Where you at I have complete like static in my headphones
So, okay. There we go. Now it's gone. I got
One two, i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming. Sorry. I had like my headphones were just straight fucking static and I couldn't figure out fucking why
I haven't played in so long, bro
I'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm sorry. I'm so I fell short. Shut up. Oh hide in the fucking shit like the ninja turtles
I forget about this shit
Because we're the kids in turtle town, boo
I was at some rocky shit
Yeah, i'm here
Okay, okay, so apparently I could choose between the sword or the size I can't have both that's fucking whack
Uh nerd, so apparently I got the sight or the sword
Oh, we got people here
Where?
What is that? Oh, how many presents?
What does that do
It gives you a present
Surprise motherfucker
My chevrolet where they at
Uh, sounds like they're underneath me probably like bottom floor
Oh that fucking hurt
Yeah, they're breaking out of the bottom right here he's down
Fucking get him bakugo
I gotta remember my controls though
I'm gonna go ahead and get a cluster clinger. I've never heard of it
I heard somebody just break a wall. Oh shit. Yep
I'm stuck in the building. All right, I got it. Oh my god
Surprise motherfucker to plow motherfucker
Oh, I was like, yeah already opened that shit. Oh, here it is. I was like where the fuck is it?
Oh fucking delorean homie. Oh, that's you shoot. I was like who the fuck's over here shooting
Me ar shotgun shotgun
SMG okay. Oh follow me. Hold on. I'm gonna take that potion
And then
I heard you go. I see you
Did you do get a key to open it or some shit? Yep from killing the person at the house
Oh that pistol though homie
You don't want this gold pistol bro
Drum mag laser muzzle break
Oh, I do kind of want that. That's all you bro
Oh, and it's a auto pistol homie, let's go bro. I said it had drums
Bitch got titties on it purple shoddy. I'm right outside his own too. Yeah
That you shooting
Yeah, he did
There was somebody there. I didn't even know there was anybody there
Oh, you can move while you're fucking healing now, too
Oh, yeah, huh
I'm gonna go get that
You can move while you're fucking healing now, too. Oh, yeah, huh?
There you go the fuck up how about I get your ass up here
I'm gonna use this fucking porta potty
You apparently can't do shit to it
You you good there buddy, nope
Fuck that I make my own where do you want to go? Uh towards inside circle
Oh
I hate you so much. Yeah, I love it
I love it, bro
I didn't realize that the emote is what transforms you for a minute
Oh, yeah, and we got a fucking ways to go
There was a door
I don't know this too
I don't know this too, bro. I don't know this too much
It's new
Do you need some shields buddy? Uh, no, I got some I got minis
I got a big one. It'll be off people. Oh, okay. So this is
bots
Yep
I'm gonna go with the moon. I'm gonna go with the moon
What the moon like nemesis ar? Oh, I want that
It's way better you good, okay
Fucking blowing me up and shit. All right, we gotta go go go go go
Watching a snapchat that lexi sent me lied motherfucker slide
Safe
Oh, I'm gonna go with the moon. I'm gonna go with the moon. I'm gonna go with the moon
I'm gonna go with the moon
You still quickslim I mean kind of
I kind of miss og now
Uh, oh what the fuck oh did I shoot you backwards you shot me into the fucking mountain buddy
Oh shit chickens fuck this chicken
You can find me on the back road
Oh, I really
Go that way now you I let's go
So fucking gunfights god damn it
Bobby says the damn chickens are actually saying fuck off
What is this over here combat cash
Where you go, oh you want to go to that I didn't mark that you didn't mark that
No, it's just indicated that that's there. Oh, okay. Well fuck it
He said buck buck buck. Oh shut the fuck up shut the front door bro
I just shot a gold sniper. No way, dude. You left a gold fucking sniper. That was a bot
I'm seeing something moving over here. Look like a weird shadow. Oh right over here
Oh right over here somebody just opened a door
Yeah right in here yep, oh it's a fucking legion thing. Oh fucking bitch
Fucking bots dude pick up a bounty
Lemonade anonymous
You want to drive bro
Let's go I like how my hair pokes through the fucking roof
Yep, so where I pinged is roughly where I fucking target is or did you pay all that ping? Okay? I thought that was the cash again
There's a chest
Nothing good
Oh
I'm in bitch. Okay. I looked away from the screen for one second
We just passed the cash. All right there push it to the left. You see the gold circle on your mat follow that
Yep
Well, yeah, cuz he's got the what's it called the crowns or whatever. Yeah, I got a bounty contract
Oh, I see them
So, yeah, I'm gonna go to the bottom of the screen
Oh, I see them see them plus caps in that ass
You ready bell i'm gonna run up here boom bell
Oh right here super hurt
I'm getting gang banged on bacon bro. He's gonna run you over. Ah, bitch
I don't know how some of those shots didn't fucking register. I should have stayed back and played long
I thought we would have done way more damage hit smacking them though
Well, it's like I hopped out and tried to hit one with the shotgun if I had to realize where the other one was
Uh, my brain just went they were both in the same rig instead of two different cars like
I don't know. Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it bud
pretty much
Queen you dirty now, man
Uh, what's up press? All right, swabby you copping in here bro
We said it's this way right now dog, I would just chillin
We's all big chilling. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go grab some fucking more free dried candy. I'll be back
Just say freeze dried candy
This guy
Like bonnie and claire. Yeah, we in the discord yo, feel free to hop in him kicks it
Yeah, we in the discord yo feel free to hop in him kicks it
I'm chilling
Oh 54 run through it
Hey, don't judge chat because i'm fucking ass bro ass
Hardcore ass
Why did that get all fucking blurry
There we go.
I just snapped my brother in law, bro.
Hey, Kiki, too bad you're playing on fucking Xbox, bro.
Oh, Fergie. Fergie.
Fergie, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You scared me.
All right, you pick.
Tell me when to jump. Tell me when to go.
Tell me when to go.
Fucking send it, bud.
I'm just going to float with my umbrella.
How many we got with us?
One, two, three.
One, two.
I got at least two.
Right over there.
One right on the other side of the building from you, Fergie.
Yep.
A little full of bud light.
I have no weapons.
Let's count that. Oh, shit.
Oh, that works.
Outside, outside, outside, outside.
And why am I shooting you?
As I was in the way, I was fucking doing it again.
Fucking snowball gun, that's new.
Hopefully, I could do before.
I want that shit. Yay, rocket.
You want to launch it?
I already did. Oh.
Yeah, I took a bounty.
That dude looks scary as fuck.
And they're real close to us. Let's go.
Well, I have a shotgun and an SMG.
I got an AR with like no ammo.
Oh, there's where I left there to our left.
Oh, shit. And I got a shotgun with two shots.
OK, come on, game.
What's going on, buddy?
I have no fucking clue.
Seeing some in the water over here.
That is fish.
Oh, it is fish.
I was like, you still hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
You hear me? I don't know what the fucking deal is, bro.
I just have fucking static in my headphones.
Where the fuck are these guys going?
Right, Sean.
I'm fucking I'll snag it. Fuck it.
Oh, here we are.
There's one.
I was like, I just need fucking ammo, buddy.
I need that. OK.
Oh, shit, you know what? You wanted it.
I'll take it.
Oh, you know what? You wanted it?
No, no, no, no, it's fine. You can have it.
You can have it. I just need an air.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Shots.
I got to get closer. I knocked him.
With a fucking SMG from way back here, bro.
I was going to say I just finished him with an SMG.
There's another air down here.
Yeah, I just picked it up.
I'm going to fucking heal up.
Louis sniper.
There's a nice little pistol, buddy.
That's all right. I don't want.
I'm going to.
Oh, I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Oh, shit.
It's on.
What did they have? Oh,
I'm shoddy.
I'll take that sniper.
I dropped a green one.
Green, I want to know a sniper.
You know, so you can't got to have a sniper, bro.
OK, this is going to drive me absolutely bonkers.
It hasn't done it before.
No, I and I don't know what's doing it.
Just going to do that.
There's a grapple blade.
I don't like that. Hey, bro.
Here's a. Scoped air.
I don't know. You know what?
What is the grapple blade?
Do this new.
All right, this is this.
I'm going to try something real quick before it.
OK, no, it's my fucking head for something.
Is it your head?
I guess. Oh.
I have no clue what the fuck that deal.
I even just tried to do it.
I don't know.
I even just tried a different plug on my fucking ear.
This is just being fuzzy.
It's like, can you hear it on the stream?
I wonder if you need to switch to your mic.
No, I'm using my headset, Mike, dude, and you can even hear it on the stream.
Like, I got to end stream.
That's weird. Yeah, I have no clue what's going on.
All right. I'm going to try and push through at this game.
But then after this game, I'm going to restart my PC.
Okey dokey.
Is it still doing it, even though you're not streaming? Yeah.
Yeah, like it stopped doing it last game.
It's happening.
Like, I'm not going to make people fucking listen to that.
My stream, fuck that.
Right. Well, I still got my stream up, so
they can hear you in my stream.
Oh, you don't sound fuzzy or nothing to me.
So no, it's just in my headset.
Maybe you need to you need to change some settings, maybe.
I don't know.
That's never done this before like this.
Bobby says he I hear him twice.
He must have your stream open to or he did.
Oh, somebody was in our party.
What?
Somebody was in our party that caused that
because somebody just left our party and it fucking went away.
The fuzzy went away.
Yes. Fucking what?
That's weird.
Oh, do you have voice chat or a game chat on?
Yes, that might be why, because I don't have mine on.
Vicar, that's one of my friends.
I don't even know.
Where's off?
Yeah, brother, that just like really just off my friends list anyway.
I was like, I don't I don't even know who that is.
I was fucked up.
Oh, wait, never mind.
I know who it was. Oops.
Who was that?
I feel bad.
Now that you realize who it was, you're like, oh, I'm a bitch for that.
Yeah. I'll apologize to her later.
Oh, who? Yeah.
Yeah. No. Oh, fuck.
I'm an idiot. Who was that?
It was your niece, I think.
Oh.
Which is weird, because she's not here.
I just got the purple vector.
You're going to kick your stream back up.
No, but I don't feel like putting in that much effort now.
Oh, gotcha. I already closed stream labs.
Oh, there's a safe I can search. Let's go.
Oh, that's OK.
Yeah.
Do you have any you have any extra shields by chance?
I don't. I fucking busted mine because I'm an idiot.
I have none.
I was paying in some.
I'm straight up playing this game on hard, but.
What can send it on?
Yeah, I got none.
There's a grappler over here.
I just picked one up to.
There's a pump shotty.
Buster, clangor.
It was like I need some sort of shields to.
You keep asking me to join and don't recognize.
Oh, that was Swabby fucking.
Do he goes, it was me, stupid.
Oh, bro, what the fuck was up with your mind?
And I'm sorry, bro.
Just make me like, fast.
He fuck out.
Fuck my bad, Swabby.
I wasn't looking at chat.
That's my bad.
I was like, I know my daughter plays, too.
And for a second, I thought it was her.
She's she's over there playing with Blake and Marcus right now.
Get up there, bitch.
Just had me tripping for a second.
I'm sorry, Swabby.
I think it's because you get your game chats on.
Maybe if you turn your game chat off.
I need to go.
I actually need to go pick that up.
What up?
Now, they completed.
Oh.
There's a cash dropping over.
There's a chest down here, too.
I just found some barrels that we all fucking miss.
I think somebody's rifting.
You think somebody's rifting?
I'm sorry, Swabby.
I need you to hop in discord, buddy.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, come on, man.
That explains everything, bro.
I paranoia.
That's why he said I can hear.
He says he was in the party waiting.
He was in the party fucking fuzzing.
All right, brother, we're in the top 20.
You ready?
Yeah.
All right. Ready?
Hold on. Let's go.
Let's fucking send it.
Yeah.
There's a med kit.
Any shields yet?
Oh, you got some?
OK, good.
Oh, shit.
One of them snuck.
Oh, we got like three.
These are bots, aren't they?
Some. No, not all of them.
They eliminated one.
Oh, it was. Oh, OK.
I see.
This did was solo.
There's a small shield.
There, Fergie, here's some.
I was like, I'm at I'm at 50, so.
I don't like the sniper.
I put mine down.
Come here. Come here.
You mirror.
Stand next to me.
Oh, wasn't that handy.
Oh, where's that med kit at?
We dropped.
Dude, we totally just abs randomly ran into them.
I want to go to the little transformer symbol.
Here it is.
That's what I want to do real quick.
I'm going to heal up.
What is it?
What are you, Britain?
Oh.
Things give me the things I want the things.
Oh, that's it. I was like, what the fuck is it?
It's me.
The one you're looking for.
Is me.
I'm hearing a car noise.
Oh, over here.
Oh, it's the train above us.
Oh, OK.
That's what I'm hearing.
I was like, it sounded like some.
I'm waiting for this thing.
This shit's all been looted.
Nobody wrote in.
Oh, lots of heels, lots of heels, lots of heels, lots of heels.
Big pot minis.
Yeah.
I want to get back to edge pushing zone over here.
I like that shoddy.
I mean, I'm shielding up all the way.
Oh, this grabber don't go as far as it used to now.
I need to just drop this fucking thing.
Oh, I forgot we picked up a bounty.
Said bounty completed already.
I don't know if there's still.
Oh, no, that's right.
They have fucking they have the coins.
They're the ones that has the coins.
Come with me left, come with me left, come with me left.
Go right.
I'm hearing shots over here.
There's a firefight over here.
All right, let's go through to party that I'm going to go right.
I'm going to go right where I marked.
I'm going to get my top of the hill.
I don't hear anything anymore.
Yeah, we got some pushing back to our right side to act behind us to the right.
Oh, yeah, over here.
Over at the circle.
I have to push right to us.
So we just need to keep an eye for him.
And I can I have the high ground.
Over and again.
You're getting shot at.
Oh, yeah, he's right behind you.
Oh, yeah, dude, there's oh, there's three of them.
Are we in quads or solo duos?
We should be in duos.
Why is there three of them?
I don't know, but.
Fuck.
With a mythic fucking AR.
Yeah, they were fucking literally playing together.
That's fine.
Teaming up with enemies.
I don't know what enemy he was with.
Who killed you?
Does it say what?
What name?
Yeah, they're playing together.
Are we in?
Fuck it. No, we're in fucking trios.
Oh, we're not. For real.
Yeah, then why would they why would they be on a team?
God damn it, Swabia.
That explains everything.
Damn it.
It does say last trial standing right here on the fucking menu, too.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Are you not you're not streaming, right?
No.
OK, I was like, I keep saying you're live, but.
Not in my stream, buddy.
It is fucking. Oh, my God.
All right. Come on, Swabia.
It's your fucking ass in here.
So should I delete your heat the kid profile? Yes.
I heard it. I heard a beat.
Take it off the trios.
Yeah, I was seeing if Swabia was coming in here.
I got to read him.
Because I'm an asshole.
And I feel like a fucking.
I feel like an asshole, bro.
You are an asshole, bro.
Just a lot.
I'm all swabby.
You shut your ass up.
You know what else it was, too?
It was he joined in and did all that shit.
I didn't have the fill button.
Oh, wait, wait. Oh, fuck. Hold on.
I want to quit what I want the site, bro.
I don't want that fucking sword.
All right, I'm ready.
Did I love this fucking black Goku?
That pretty sick.
I'm happy with it.
That's worth 25 bucks, I guess.
Nice making error. Party failed to connect.
That's weird.
It's OK.
Last duo standing.
Let's get it.
That makes so much fucking sense, dude.
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
I'm just an idiot.
Oh, man.
Yeah, see, bro, where you at?
Your way over there. See, look.
So you saw the other one. Look at the side, bro.
Look at this. Oh, my.
Look at this. So gangster.
Oh, my goodness.
I love it. I'm sorry.
I'm not flexing on you, but you got that Bakugo. So.
You know, had it on my arm and shit.
Where you want to go, buddy?
Where I'm here.
I just said word.
Bill.
I'm not kidding. I mean, freeze dried fucking.
I mean, right now.
You're good. I got some extra mod pizza in here, too.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, we got hella people's.
I was like, I can't one, two, three, four, five, six.
And it fucking gives me a sniper. First off.
I got a lot of stuff.
My mouse is way too fast.
There we go.
I got some weapons if you need them, bro.
Oh, there's hella gunfights, bro. Is that you in any of that?
I'm not sure.
I knocked one.
Get pissed on.
There goes the other one.
He's running.
He's running with them.
Got him.
The other one's still here.
Got him.
It eliminated. He didn't just knock.
Yeah, that's because we killed his buddy already.
I didn't even she I didn't even healed up yet.
There's a shotty.
You need hills.
There's hills right. I just dropped a fitty bomb.
OK.
I dropped a fitty pod. I'm cute.
I was like, I need I need some shields.
Let's fucking go, buddy.
There's a sniper.
There's a burst in SM. I love this burst SMG, bro.
That thing hits.
It fucking smacks.
Wait, there's a med kit up here.
I don't know the map.
Oh, there's a fitty pot.
I'm ammo.
Ammo ammo.
The striker are.
In the fucking window, bitch.
Hammer pump shotty.
Oh.
I think just lit up with shots.
Was that you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that was me.
OK.
All right.
Hey, come here.
I got some for you.
Oh, you shooting somebody now?
Huh?
OK.
I just got the shield pop for you.
I just bought it for you.
My man.
I forget you could buy them in the vending machines.
Right.
I'm stacked, bro.
Where's the vending machine?
Right here.
What?
You want to bounty?
Can you buy any shield pots or did I buy them all?
Are you bottom off?
I think I bought them all.
That's all good.
I got I got two more.
So I'll let you boy.
I was going to say I got three minis to.
Oh, he's close.
Bounty dudes close.
So that's not bounty.
That's they're holding tokens.
No, that the big circle, because you can see the oh, shit behind us.
I think, yeah, right there.
Oh, knocked one.
I'm going to the left.
Oh,
like clear coming from the smoke.
There's a.
Actually, I want that.
Striker AR.
That was that was our bounty right there, bro.
Yes, it was.
Yeah.
So I've noticed the difference.
So when it's just the the coins or the rings or whatever,
it's like a hollowed out ring, but the bounty, it's like a radar.
OK, gosh.
So you can see the little arm spinning around.
Must be Rio.
Bro, we fucking mopped them.
Yeah, we did.
That was pretty funny.
Oh, that's you. OK.
Every time you do that, it pops up like somebody shooting at.
That's the same thing on my screen, too.
So fucking whack.
What is that?
There's another pot.
And a purple AR, buddy.
I think I can hold that shield unless I already picked it up.
OK, I'm holding three shields.
Unless you want me to drop one for you.
I got you.
I was going to say I got six minis.
I got three fiddies.
I'm a need about three fitty.
You know, about three fitty from the lock down monster.
No, I can't give you no three fitty.
That's out of zone.
But what are you doing?
What?
Scoping.
What's your bitch ass?
I actually got a decent sniper this time.
Oh, it shows us where next zone is.
Oh, bitch, let's go.
Is it? Oh, shit.
Me and my boys get drunk.
I said my boys do it online.
We just get drunk together online.
Yeah, I had to explain that to the wife the other day.
What? That we get drunk together online.
Oh, shit, that hurt.
No, the fucking she's like, oh, I need to go have a girls night and all this.
And I miss my you hang out with your friends.
Yeah, we're like virtually kicking it.
Yeah, we're hanging out like is that even the same shit?
Like we're just virtually kicking it.
Hang out like fucking virgins.
What do you mean?
OK, I'm going to check this building over here, bro.
I'm coming with you.
Oh, it's giving us fucking essentially future site.
We can see X next circle.
Oh, yeah, bro.
I was fucking like that.
You guys playing holiday box nights.
Oh, buddy. Which one?
Battle Royale or just launch for a just model royal
because I had to download fucking all kinds of different fucking
fortnight's for all their goddamn fucking game modes because they can't just put
it in your nemesis.
Oh, it's because they just added fucking Rocket League and Minecraft.
I mean, Lego something.
Yeah. So when you boot it, it'll it'll pop up a bunch of different ones.
We're playing zero build.
Yep. So it's just like a regular B.R.
Yep. Just without the building shit.
I said just like a regular B.R.
You want to do this.
You want the Lord in?
No, I want to go get this thing again.
Here's a fiddy right here, but I'm full.
I was going to say I got I got six littles.
I got three bigs.
I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.
I'm a man. What's up, buddy?
Hi. Sorry. It took me so long.
I was caught up watching. You are like stupid quiet, though.
You were watching what? Forged in fire.
Oh, you're a forge.
You were forged in your mama forged in fire.
Yeah, I fall asleep to that.
I fall asleep to the fucking history channel.
I watched my teeth to that shit. I fucking had watched anime.
The fuck is. Well, hello.
The prize, motherfucker.
Damn, everybody just shows up all at once.
All right. Well, I have a fault squad seat, too.
I know. I just want to hear if.
Yeah, we hear you, bro.
I have a different mic, so you get a new mic.
I got to you.
And the rule.
I'm going to be the first one. I turn off voice chat.
I turned it. I got it so loud.
Oh, turn off voice chat because we discovered that the love of God.
Oh, my God.
Why is everything so every single game has to start off so fucking loud?
You should always have your volume mixer open, bro.
Anything good down there, bro?
I'm just over here watching your back.
You guys playing for an hour or did you actually pick a different game?
We're playing for that.
I like my Reaper sniper.
Hammer pump shoddy all rounder striker.
I was going to say I have a I have a purple scope.
My dirty kid in.
Oh, my I got green, green, blue, purple, green, blue.
Purple, green, blue. Oh, I got something down here to my southwest southeast.
I was just trying to hire epic.
Ah, quality wise. Yeah.
Nope. Over here somewhere.
I'm here. I'm seeing it.
I'm playing on high because I'm streaming.
I don't remember what I'm on.
I had shots fired over here, buddy.
Yeah, with you.
I'm just going to creep through the forest.
I'm not. I'm just going to run around like fucking.
He's going to fucking Leroy Jenkins that shit.
I don't. I got nothing.
Always.
Fucking always shots.
That's why shots. That's why. Follow me.
I'm going to go.
All it really nails.
I'll be able to see it now.
I don't see anything.
What the fuck?
Because we're still pretty far away.
I think they're over there at the cash.
They're over on top of the.
They're over on the other side of the hill.
Oh, how do I turn this thing off?
I don't know.
On.
Oh, shit behind me.
Someone's sniping me.
Someone just took my whole shield out.
Oh, fuck. Top of the building, top of the building.
Popping the shield real quick.
I'm going to go.
And we got people behind us, bro.
Yeah, he's pushing.
He's pushing.
He's pushing close one still up on top of the building.
I didn't have anything far range to fight him.
I was grabbing my sniper to.
Oh, fuck.
Another one, another one, another one, another one.
I know, I know, I know.
I swear there was another one in here, though.
I drank it in that bush.
Yeah, I was going to say, don't pop a heel out in the open like that motherfucker.
Did you pick up my card?
My chance?
I don't know. I ran right through you.
I knew that right in front of you, right in front of you in the bush.
Yeah.
Fuck. Why do they know have no good mark all as seen option?
Ah, for what?
Notifications.
Notifications are amazing.
I hate notifications, dude.
Nobody wants notifications.
That's why he that's why he never answers us, bro.
It's because we just spam it and he just goes through it later.
I decide if I want to actually fucking look at it or not.
But you need some help.
Chuck, so they call it Willie Nelson.
I'm not a redneck, James.
No, I'm not.
Red, red neck necker.
Didn't you?
That is for damn sure.
Okay.
Dolphin, what's your name?
Do I even got a guess?
What's your name?
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Oh, there we go.
I'm going to go with the name zero.
Do you think six, six, five, one?
No, there's a six, six, one, six, six, one, seven, eight, four, two,
there is nine, seventy six, eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine.
Damn, you know, stuck in my head, Zach.
I I'm going to figure out what the fuck this thing is on my screen.
Like, I don't understand it.
Yeah, it's a thing from Discord telling me to fucking.
Ask me if I want to bring my screen.
Yeah, it does that.
It's it's weird.
And really fucking annoying.
And of course, every time that I click out of it.
A little nuts.
We have the top left.
Okay.
Oh, what just happened?
So on the stream, it's not there.
So click your picture.
Yeah.
On your own.
Oh, go to Fortnight.
Clicker.
Can people just going to do not afford Rocket League
so they have to play Rocket League on for now?
It's because it's like Fortnite is.
Yeah, Rocket League's free.
But that's that's the point.
So now I can't see your name.
It's fucking free now.
It didn't used to be free.
Rocket League. It's been free as long as I fucking remember.
No, I had to.
It wasn't always free.
It was like 20 bucks.
I had to buy it.
I bought it for like 40 bucks.
I see your go live shit.
Yeah. Was it there now?
How the fuck?
No, it's not there now.
Okay. Now hit escape.
Oh, that's why there's a zero zero.
Never mind.
I got you.
Can I not customize my character?
Send invite.
You can.
Hold on.
I've.
No, because I don't have anything to customize with.
Oh, well, then not yet.
I can't even see what that says.
Like this stupid go live thing is in my fucking way.
Yeah, your shit is lagging so bad.
OK, I'm back on the stream.
At least. Yeah, you can kill your stream.
I'm going to close a couple of things.
I'll be back.
I have to have the battle pass or some shit.
If I can get characters.
No, bro, I just spent 25 bucks to buy this go.
I started so.
This is true.
I literally just ask Zach.
I literally did it.
As soon as stream started, I saw black Goku on there.
It was like, I don't have my money.
I don't have anything in my locker, so I can't customize anything.
Quite lame.
He thought. Yeah, you got to you pretty much got to go to the item shop.
And buy shit.
I'm sure you get the bucks or whatever while you're playing.
No, you can.
I think you get some with the battle pass.
You can earn them in regular, too.
I haven't earned it. It's just a lot harder.
What the fuck is going on here?
But I saw black Goku. I wanted it, so.
And that's all you spent $25 on was just black Goku.
Well, no, I bought 2800 VBuck.
This was 18. So I still got 1000.
I'll just save it until Bakugo comes back.
Fucking Ferg.
But I didn't buy just just Goku. I bought the whole like bundle.
He's got.
I think the character, yeah, just the characters.
I just saw my creepy goth bitch. It's all.
For I got that too.
For real.
Fergie, it's your tattoo.
Your tattoo.
No, that's James's tattoo.
Oh, James is James. It's your tattoo.
I know. That's what I said. And until I could get that one.
And I told myself, I told myself I would never spend money in Fortnight.
Ever.
And I have no idea what else to do, so I'm just here.
This is the only skin I got.
I spent money, but that's also because I used to buy the stuff for the boys.
I got a couple. Right.
I know first got like 20.
So you'll buy a fucking Goku skin, but you won't buy fucking lethal company.
He he he he he he.
We've only been trying to have a fucking game night on lethal company forever now.
I didn't say I couldn't buy lethal company.
I also guess you did also just you have pretty much every single time we've mentioned it.
Literally every time.
Nobody said anything about setting up game night.
If you guys were set some up, yeah, it's like every Friday, bro.
We have to set it up. It's like every weekend.
It's every day, bro. We have to talk about this every day doing it too.
OK, how do I turn off this fucking stupid music?
You fucking bitch.
Get out. You didn't like that, did you?
Get out my party.
I damn you. They're happy.
What is no makes me even more sad.
What is that? It's all my.
That's the best fucking character in the world.
How about now? Go back to fucking all my.
That one. I didn't even realize all my had a skin.
Are you black Goku too or something or just regular Goku?
He's mouthless Goku.
Is that why you were pissed off?
No, he was all my.
Who am I now to you?
It's ultra.
Let's go, but you got no mouth.
He has a mouth. Not on my screen.
You don't. It's just in your.
No, like he's legit got no mouth.
He has a mouth. Your graph.
He has a mouth. It's just a line, buddy.
Like that's fucking ridiculous.
Well, he's got venom with the fucking boot tube on his back.
How about that?
That's who Fergie just was.
And I'm on Epic. Let's see.
And you got Bakugo to grow.
There you go. And I'm hating.
Oh, yeah, you want to hate.
You know, face in here. There you go.
There's Zach's tattoo.
Where's mine?
Where's my stupid evil character that you want to make me?
How about this one?
Who's that?
They do have this.
The void lands one.
It's why. Why do their shoes not have toes?
Here you go. This one's for you.
Hey, that's a.
Hold up. I think I might have more for you to actually.
Oh, OK. I like that one.
It's got to be a better one.
Now the other one.
I got to run and be real quick.
Well, I mean, I have a lot. You guys are doing that.
Oh, there we go. OK, OK, OK.
I see. I see. Here.
Craig is kicking it with us.
We'll keep it all way better. Much better.
But very much less e-girl.
Let's see. Oh, all right.
She looks like she would suck my soul.
Is that one now the black one?
How about that one?
Oh, even better.
Vampire. Love it.
No. Black is still better.
Now black is still better.
OK. I mean, here you go about them big ass pigtails, though.
There we go. Hello.
With the skull. No, no skull.
No, no skull.
You got to see that bitch in face, dude.
Add friend.
He's in the kid.
Oh, did you send me a friend request?
I just not get it.
No.
Oh, it says that I sent you one, apparently, but I don't remember doing that.
I still have this stupid thing up in the corner.
I don't know. Oh, I accepted your friend request.
See, I don't remember doing that.
Oh my God, why can't I mark all these stupid classes scene?
You can.
Once you go and look at them, it'll mark a scene.
There should be a thing that's not notifications as seen every good AAA game has that.
God, I hate notifications.
I have to physically click on every single one of these.
Fucking annoying.
I don't want all these yellow fucking dots everywhere.
I want to the quest.
I'm already in quest.
Okay, go down to daily gifts and accept your daily gifts.
Oh, yay.
And I have some skins.
I got a Christmas tree.
Just, yeah.
Okay.
I should have more than that.
I got like Christmas stuff.
Yeah, but it's free.
Christmas is over.
Correct.
I'm going to piss James off.
He's all marble, right?
There you go.
Well, I didn't want that stupid thing equipped.
I don't know.
Go back to my like normal person.
There you go.
Oh, here we go.
I forgot I had one with her tattoos.
I have a sword on my back.
You can't use that as a weapon.
No, but I have a pickaxe.
Yep.
That is your pickaxe.
The sword on your back.
I have a sword on my back.
Are those actually daily gifts or are they just like random?
They're daily ones.
Everyone gets them.
The Christmas ones.
So they're not daily for the whole year.
They're just daily, daily.
They're daily for Christmas.
You just get them because of.
Fine.
There you go.
What's better?
I don't know.
There you go.
Like a mixture of halo and metal gear solid.
It's doing.
I know.
Oh yeah. It's just a mixture of it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's doom eternal though.
Yes.
Do you have slayer from the journal James?
Who's your favorite Marvel character?
I don't know.
That's a tough question that I don't know if I answered.
Pick one of your top favorites.
You know, I would love to.
Love for everybody to.
I was waiting for you to come in and just be like, can we fucking go now?
Right.
I've said it, but I've been muted.
Oh.
Well, we were also working.
Waiting for James.
Fucking.
Take 10 minutes to go pee.
I had to refill my cup too. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just typing out more as code with the wiener.
You like a bitch.
Who's your.
Sit down to pee.
Don't you.
My all time favorite.
Deadpool.
Is that even.
Yeah.
I've got a, I've got a weapon.
So I got a pickaxe.
Now what do I do?
Weapons.
Holy fuck. This is so fucking fast.
I've got, I got a weapon.
There we go.
Hi.
I'm killing all the targets.
I'm swerving.
Got a crowd.
My bar.
Oh, there we go.
I'm going to go get some milk.
Milk tomorrow.
Yeah.
I'll go ahead and sell my shit.
Doesn't matter.
You don't get to keep it.
No, but Fergie still stole it.
So why, what's the point of being able to pick all this shit up then?
This is just.
All right, boys.
I'm going to go get some milk.
Yeah, except I have no idea what I'm doing.
Same shit is like apex.
Literally.
Or like blood, huh?
Just instead you drop in.
You drop in.
We go into the.
Where are you going? Pink or blue or yellow?
I'm going to go yellow.
I'm going to go to the town close to the yellow.
I'm going to go.
I'm sorry, baby.
Oh, hey, Jason Fergie's balls.
Hey, remix.
You can.
I got one, two, three, four, five.
I got like.
There's like three full squads and I'm landing.
I'm landing over here.
I'm having lots of issues.
I know I got somebody landing on me.
I got a pump shot.
That's it.
I want to.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Yeah, my boys look a full of good time.
We didn't build.
No, I think we are.
Are we?
Oh, we're in fucking build.
No, we're not.
Then why am I picking up materials?
You're picking up gold.
It's a vending machine.
Not in zeros.
Not.
I picked up wooden shit.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, yeah, I have no mats.
Or I have no ammo.
I was like, because otherwise, motherfuckers would be.
Thank you.
You fucking shot is.
All right here on me on me on me.
I don't know how to fucking ping.
I'm playing on my controller.
Fucking shoot, James.
Shoot through the window, bro.
Bro, it didn't look like you were doing shit.
Got him.
There's one.
There's two.
Help me.
And the more people that help you, the faster you heal.
Oh, there's my fucking.
Oh, I drop weapons.
I hit tab and then click on it because that should bring up your drop menu, then click
on it, then drag it off the out of that tab.
I'm going to go ahead and click on it.
Like two fucking shotguns.
I got two ARs.
I was shocked on a pistol.
Some shot.
They're nasty, though.
I hear low berry and a fucking.
The flow berry gives you shield.
I need heals though of anybody to get med kits or anything.
I've got one.
I was going to say, I just.
You see what I'm saying?
Like I've never seen a drop material before in zero build.
I mean, I don't have any material, just gold.
Here, James.
Thank you.
Here's an AR if you want it.
I have an air shotgun.
I got a shotgun pistol and a sniper.
Over to AR.
Yeah.
Iron warrior, nemesis, sharpshooter, striker.
There's a nemesis.
That's you shooting.
Oh, there's somebody over here.
That is not me.
Oh yeah, we got a full team over here, boys.
Breaking the wall.
Give me a second.
I'll be there in a second.
There you go.
On the other side of the van.
He's going to be popping up on the outside.
Vegeta.
OK, get knocked.
Vegeta.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, see, I don't see any mats you're talking about, buddy.
Yeah, see, like I said, there's a match right here in front of me.
Like I see wood and fucking.
That's weird because it's literally zero build.
If I hit and go to your map, it says zero build squads right there.
I.
What are you shooting at?
I have no ammo.
Trying out the weapons, bro.
I don't know what the fuck these do.
I have a.
Because when you shoot.
Oh, he's got to set that setting.
So there's visual.
There's visual audio.
Which means.
Yeah.
Which means that means like footsteps, gunshots and shit.
You can see the direction of which way they're coming from,
from setting the audio.
Oh, what the fuck?
I picked up some stupid.
Anyone need help?
There's a meeting.
We need to start moving.
We got to move this way.
Dude, that fucking hammer pump shotty, though.
Oh, that's good.
I got a grapple blade. What's a grapple blade?
That's good for that.
I'll help you move quicker.
Running gun hyper.
I go to the cash or do you want to go to circle?
I want to go to circle.
All right.
And then start looting them because all I have is an air shotgun and then rockets.
I think I put way too much jack in there.
Oh shit.
You take all damage.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
That it is unlike for tonight and blood hot.
Apex, you mean whatever.
Go by the law.
And the law.
OK, we are at circle.
I need ammo like today.
There's a chest underneath the bridge.
Fucking seems he's let's go hit the location over here.
Let's go hit everyone.
Through the castle, friends.
There's a pistol.
Nobody wants your gay pistol.
I mean, Dalton, he's gangster with pistols, bro.
I already dropped my pistol because there's an automatic pistol.
I got shot fired at one fifty eight.
I'm not even with you in my room.
Let's fuck adult and over there shooting, too.
I'm not shooting at all.
Well, something's going to be your area.
What's the sneaky snowmando?
Oh, you're way over there, Zach.
How do you pop out your fucking thing?
He later. Oh, your glider.
It'll press a or it'll play automatically by itself.
I was like, I don't know. That's a good question.
Oh, shit. Are you fighting over here?
No, motherfucker, I'm winning.
One more up top.
I just need ammo.
Up top where?
There's a bounty board up here.
Field potions.
Yes, I need those. I will hold those.
Do you need do you need them?
I mean, I'm at 80, but it's good.
No, it's their house. They won't let you do anything.
Oh, they're halves. OK. Yeah.
Oh, there's my fucking SMG, though.
There's a sniper.
Well, where?
Is that the right one? Yes, it is.
Granted, it's iron. I'll take my sniper.
I found that earlier.
Don't take that either. That's fine. I don't want that.
I don't want that either.
I drop. I'm going to drop a couple of big pots up here on me.
You got big pots.
I need a med kit.
Why can't you store pots?
Because you only have you only have a certain amount of fucking space that you can have.
I mean, you can you can store three of them, three of the big ones.
You can start to, I think.
So I have three stack on top of each other SMG shotgun, grapple blade sniper rifle.
So I not have this many weapons then.
You should have at least some kind of heal.
Shields, bandages. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Dad got him. Oh, target eliminated.
Did he not have any buddies? No, that was the last of the.
That was the last dude on that team that we just fought.
Because that was only three that we killed. He was for somebody want to go pick up that bounty.
Are we feeling feisty?
Let's see.
Why can't I fucking.
Oh, there we go.
I'm dropping this fucking grapple thing.
What the grapple grapple hook.
Grapple hook. Grapple blade.
Oh, shit. She go. I left.
Rating. Thank you.
The party of four. What's up, Chico?
Down is close, though. Yep.
All right. Who's firing?
Oh, yep. Over here.
Knocked one.
Robert's got to. You got three.
Hello. Hello, Chico.
It was that three. That was to.
I have last one's up here.
Got him. Oh, bitch.
And nobody lost fucking any health or nothing. And I got four people watching me right now.
Are you streaming to? No, I'm just talking about like, oh, oh, yeah.
What's up, Chico? How was your stream?
Hi, Chico.
Everybody say hi, Chico. Hello, Chico.
There's a med kit up here.
I don't need it now, but somebody should pick it up for later. Actually, I'll take it.
Oh, right here in front of me. I have 15 med wraps.
I got to reload.
Got him.
I don't like this iron sight sniper. It was good. It was good. What did you guys play?
Oh, there you go, buddy. Oh, yep.
That's what I wanted. Thank you.
I got the ammle, though. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Down to the East, down to the East, down on the riverbed.
Right in front of me.
Oh, right on. You Ferg.
I knocked both of them.
Fucking reload. Oh, there's another one close.
There's another one close.
There you go.
I had to swap guns.
Throw and fall an indie early access game,
kind of like a tower based.
Do that sounds like fun.
Was it all wasn't the one that you're playing like last week?
I think so, because that I need to buy that because that looks fun as fuck.
It did.
I was watching, too. I need all this.
I'm throwing fall. Yes, it was thrown fall.
Oh, such a good game.
I haven't played it, but I'm already deeming it a good game.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
My God, he just got absolutely pissed off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, more shots of friends to these.
I saw that, too.
Well, I'm going to go super save for this.
We did the trial mode. It's really good, dude.
It looked really cool.
Right in front, straight in front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.
I put way too much shit in that row.
Oh, they're fighting somebody.
I know I'm about to go put some sploids on.
Apparently, there's bullet drop and I can't hit for shit.
Oh, baby, this country.
Yep, I'm rushing to Zach. Wait for us. Wait for us.
This sniper in for shit.
One's knocked.
One's broken.
You want it? Yeah, I got to say
to assist, baby.
You're welcome for breaking their shields.
Look at all this fucking.
Oh, shit. One of my left.
To the left, to the left.
I think it's on the other side of the building right here.
Everybody grab what you need out of those files real quick.
I'm not even worried about it at the moment.
Oh, I should have picked up a legendary sniper.
Oh, yeah, on me.
Eliminated, they were fighting somebody over here.
I need ammo.
You're like this.
But I can't even see what this book.
I just got shot at.
Going back to you guys.
Yeah, they knocked somebody.
I eliminated a solo.
So they knocked. So there's a team somewhere.
I'm trying to push around them.
I need I need you guys.
Are you guys just fuck them up? That works, too.
Yeah, right.
Oh, by the way, by the way, Dalton, if you want ammo, pick it up.
Boom, hit them for 110.
Boom.
Let's go for.
OK, I've got I've got an.
I got shots over here.
Over here. Shots up. Southeast.
With you. Yeah, I'm going to try and get up on top.
I'm going to move to the right side of the rock.
I wish you could change scopes on snipers.
You can. We just got to get to state.
We just got to get to specific stations.
Oh, because this legendary cybers are freaking like hollow on it.
Yeah.
Loading. OK.
Can push in.
She'll be looking here.
Your head's. Yeah.
Thank you for the raid.
Oh, yeah, they're fucking.
I missed all of that.
Oh, download, download.
That.
It's country.
I just thank you for watching, Chigo.
Yeah, thank you for the ray or cast tower access card.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
If you click on that, it'll take you to like, it'll take you to.
And if I remember correctly, well, Robert picked it up.
All right, well, we need to start moving back into zone again.
Got to give a shout out to Chigo.
There's no mantling or what the fuck?
I mean, there is you just it's kind of weird.
Yeah.
All right, for real, though, why can't I get any fucking SMG ammo?
How much do you need?
I mean, I got 60 to you got 420.
I was going to say I got 500.
I got a hundred.
I was going to say I got 500.
I got 32.
How do you drop?
Here you go. Here you go. Here's 300.
My boy. I love you.
There's more right there.
Oh, he. OK. Thank you.
All right.
That's all I want to use is catch up to zero.
We need to catch up to zero.
Yeah. And Robert.
Oh, in front of me, in front of me, in front of me.
What?
Oh, shit, what the fuck was that?
Oh, rubber hit the transport thingy.
Somebody else is shooting him, too.
Oh, OK, that's zero.
There we go.
Do we have a combined total of 29 kills?
Yep. Ripper, ripper, ripper, ripper, ripper, ripper.
Ah, fucking a.
Yeah, I'm up.
I'm moving to me, Rift to me, Rift to me.
I got eyes.
Right here. I got one right here.
All right, everybody, land and get reset up, get reset back up.
If you need to heal, heal, reload, reload.
There's solo. I'm dropping on the other side of them.
If I got right on them, I would give a fuck.
All right, I'm coming.
Get off the damn umbrella.
Oh, they dead.
Dude, nobody's a match for the four of us.
Where's Ninja, bro? I want to fuck.
Hey, watch out to our watch out there.
And I think there's some.
I did not mean to drop that.
Why can't I draw out stupid RPGs?
I'll have an hour. Right here.
Oh, that poor Gitu, I think.
Yes, there's only six left.
So. James, do some scoping.
OK, let's push towards circle.
I got one down here. I got to reload.
He's running. He's on me.
Yeah, he's got a teammate somewhere.
I was like, just leave them.
I got your finish.
Yeah, he's somewhere.
It's one last row. Let's get this dub.
Yeah, let's just get to circle.
Prioritize circle, prioritize circle.
That's probably where his homeboy went.
Double checking inside. Nothing. OK.
Who hopped in some to drive those James? OK.
Someone's firing.
That was me. I was checking a bush.
OK, found him, found him, found him towards yellow mark, towards yellow mark.
Yeah, I mean.
Let's go.
I was just about to come over the top on you, bro.
Let's let's fucking go, boy.
Boys, Gigi.
Let's go.
Oh, man, that was nice.
Good. How many?
How do you find out how many kills you had?
We had 32 or 33 as a team.
I had eight solo.
So.
Well, oops.
Which is cool.
It's cute. I think zero went back to lobby.
Oh, damn it, Robert.
Oh, no, he just read it up.
I'm not sure. I know I had to cut.
I know. I was going to say we was getting down, son.
We was getting down.
I don't know how many kills I had.
Oh, shit. Hey, guys.
Let's let's I'm going to wrap up the recording
because Craig's been in here for two and a half hours.
Oh, fuck.
So let's end it on the dub.
Let's keep going.
All right, thanks for listening.
OK, bye.