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All right.
All right, everybody.
Welcome to another game night with the geeks.
I am one of your gracious hosts, the Furf420, and we also have one of our gracious hosts.
The imposing dolphin!
How's your reaction time, sexist?
No, it's called a theatric buildup, sir.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry.
It's Calculons Set in Futurama. It's called a dramatic pause.
Exactly.
If you're going to be sarcastic, use the proper sarcasm, sir.
I arrive precisely when I am mean to, okay?
No, you arrive hella early. That's why you can't keep a buff muscle, mommy goth.
This is very true.
This is very true. It's a sad story.
I just want everybody to know this is how it's going to go because we are playing Call of Duty,
so we're just going to be fucking toxic to each other.
That's really...
How else do you play this game? Come on, now.
I don't know.
So to let everybody know, we will not be doing an episode next week,
maybe another game night like this, maybe just me and dolphin,
but New Year's we will be having a full blown up, or New Year's weekend,
we will be recording an episode, so you will have one for New Year's Day.
If everything goes correctly, maybe it's either day after New Year's,
and then the week after that, I think it's going to be just another episode with me,
another part with me and dolphin.
I'll give you guys a little rundown how it's going to go for the next couple of weeks for the holiday season,
but just to let you know, we do love you guys, we extremely appreciate you,
so welcome to the game night. Let's get into the shenanigans.
What do you say, dolphin?
Yeah, like I said, I appreciate you guys listening.
Sorry for the lack of casts this last couple of weeks, but it is the holidays,
so we've got all stuff going on individually and can't always line up,
but it's just the holidays, so we appreciate you guys hanging out,
and hopefully we can continue to come through for you guys.
Because hopefully we just be coming for the holidays too.
Uh-uh.
Oh, see what I did there? See what I did there?
I kind of want to play on the sticks again tonight, see how that goes.
I was going pretty good at first last night.
But then you switched.
My hands were starting to hurt, okay?
I got old man hands, fuck off.
I am trying to figure out what perk package I want.
Oh, since you're actually able to like customize shit now.
But that's kind of, that's definitely one of the biggest things.
I just sent you an invite.
But as always also, we got Craig doing his job in the discord job to Craig,
recording our shit.
Fucking love Craig.
He's pretty cool. He's pretty cool.
He's very silent. He's a strong silent type.
Doesn't like too much. Very much so.
We need to make some sound for Craig.
Honestly, if you could hook like Wisebot up to Craig,
that'd be pretty hilarious.
That would be pretty fucking funny.
Hello, Kelso.
I was going to say we are actually recording a game night episode for the tenacious Keats podcast.
Since we aren't able to record an actual podcast.
So if you would like to join, please jump into discord.
I'm going to have to, or you're going to have to actually create an invite for him to join.
It's only S3 me and James are able to actually join this podcast room.
Fuck, that's right.
I'm going to have to send you an invite Kelso. Hold on.
Because that's a locked modded room for us so people can't just join in and out.
You have to be invited.
Well, folks, it looks like we got a third.
It may not be the third you were expecting, but a third nonetheless.
It's pretty normal. Kelso does like to make random appearances on the podcast.
This is true. This is very true.
It's very much so.
What what per package do you use?
Oh, I'm not. I haven't even been paying attention to the game.
They were fucking whooping our ass.
What's the score?
Let's see if I remember how to fucking do this.
It's just in the podcast room on the voice channels.
There's a little chat bubble and then there's a little person plus right next to the settings.
That's right.
Yeah. And as long as you just friend on discord, you can just send them the link there.
I just sent you an invite on discord to the podcast room.
Wrong chat, buddy.
I'm in game chat too. So he can hear.
Oh shit.
I sent you an invite on discord. Sorry.
Fuck. I had it.
Whatever that sent you an invite into the podcast room.
That was good shit.
Well, fuck.
Hold on.
I'm going to send you an invite into the podcast room.
There's a little chat bubble.
I'm in game chat.
You can see that.
I'm in game chat.
That is weird.
Only select members and roles can view this channel.
He may not be, he may not be rolled to be able to view.
Members or roles.
Yeah.
I did a podcast room and I don't know if you're listening.
Did you not realize it was tenacious geek?
Did you not realize it was tenacious geeks?
I added.
Those are your.
The invite that you were sending me was an invite to tenacious
geeks.
I could just go remove him after we're done.
or whatever. Oh, no.
James has been in it with us.
But yeah, what what perk packages do you guys use?
No, dude, this is insane.
You're double speaking.
Oh, shit.
What?
I'm yeah, it's in there.
I'll tell them they're all telling me what to do in my fucking
Twitch and I'm like, not even paid attention because we're trying to be
this fucking out.
Thank you.
That's why I have Dalton because he's a lot smarter than me.
I do what I can.
At least that part of it.
Versailles.
Orcaio.
All right, but we got Craig in here calling, but thank you guys for
tuning in to the stream.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you for being here, Feather.
Hey, yeah.
I want to try this commander.
What perks do you run, Kelso?
I was going to say.
I'm so I'm using double time slide of hand.
Stocker.
There was a loot.
Oh, one second.
Oh, wait, I can't.
Oh, custom.
Okay, I can do custom.
I realized I thought it was just presets.
I want to try something else.
Sound effects deployed delay triggered explosive while sprinting
warning near my enemy equipment or reduced combat.
Oh, the reduced combat noise part.
That's what it was.
Gavangers.
Gavanger is pretty nice.
I just had to left party, cause.
Oh, definitely give me a slide of hand, bro.
Good.
Definitely give me that slide of hand.
No, dude, we just got the touchdown.
Did we really?
Yeah, we are 19 and 17 with 28 seconds left.
Are we winning the sports bar right now?
I don't.
It's looking that way.
We're going to win the sorts.
It's the Eagles that are like 10 and two.
How to be 10 and three.
Bitches.
They literally haven't given me a calf the ball at all this
game and then they just kept turning like three times in a row
and he took it all the way.
Oh, okay.
Well, the touchdown wasn't him, but getting him all across
the field was all night.
Gav.
Was on the Metcalfee.
The Mr. Maccalfe in.
Mm hmm.
Okay, everything perk or brick and guns, myth wise is locked
for me, but either way.
Okay, I'm good to go.
I was a bad baby.
Appreciate you coming in from hate.
So yeah, I mean that I mean that's sure we got we got everybody
here and we'll just we'll just take also out of it later.
So that's okay.
Take out of what?
This is supposed to be bad baby was going on.
We'll figure it out.
He's like if you're doing it, just go to a different one.
Dude, well, obviously we figured it out.
Maybe.
Yeah, like I said, I just added him to the allotted rolls and
we can just remove them later.
Hey, you can just remove me later.
Did you guys start it up again?
What the game around?
No, no, it was waiting for you to get back.
I'm back.
Am I not in the lobbies with you guys?
I only when I see those.
Yeah, that's how you're in there.
Oh, that probably just kicked you.
Are you done playing with your shed or no?
Me? Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just making sure.
I can only quote a couple of things since I'm only a little 11.
That's true.
How you doing?
I'm the deputy.
So what you think of those?
What do you think of the matches this weekend?
Well, it kind of played out how I figured other than
octa,
awesome.
Getting their ass kicked.
Are you talking about the Austin Union?
Yeah.
No.
Austin beat in Toronto.
Optic.
No, I'm talking about the first game.
Oh, gotcha.
That was the weekend before last.
I'm talking about this last week.
Oh, I did not know there was one.
Yeah.
That's how it looks like.
Also,
it was intentional.
I just,
I just had to say that I had to interrupt there.
Oh, man, that was funny.
I'm sorry.
Oh, man, welcome to game night with Geeks.
ADD as fuck.
Attention deficit.
I have an extra crowbar.
Sorry to
Oh,
few more seconds.
All right,
let's switch over back into the full screen gameplay for everybody.
Shiny, shiny.
Good night.
Tell us those kid
more seconds. That's all I can last normally. Well, if they get a field goal goes into overtime.
Because it's 20 to 17. Oh my god, I just shit on that dude. That was amazing.
Diploma to the walls. Oh,
Oh, I get that boost. Men in this finish up. I just want you boys to know that your shit ain't
never going to be shit. We're probably going to fucking lose this. Oh yeah, I'm here. It's like
natural. True. You are here. Also, you got to you got to backpack to people. I need you to carry
the fuck out of us. I count as three. So you're not very far. I'm gonna fuck a word. Pull it a full
quad here. All right, I'll let you pick. This is my first match. I'm just along for the ride.
Your idea of this year on Cal so where we're going. We just intercepted the ball.
That's game. Let's go down. That's game. Oh, okay. Just follow the blue. Just follow the blue name.
Yellow marked off yellow mark. Yeah, Yalla.
Oh, why the shit fucking up?
That one is town. There you go. Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
My shit.
I just have a pistol right now. I don't like it.
Yeah.
Sick. Okay. Oh, a fan of the LMGs, but that's okay. Hey, it's nothing.
Oh, tax knife or fuck. Yeah, bro. I like the Snippers.
You can have that. He's directly to our right.
Okay. And that direction.
I'm running. I'm running. Shots ground floor over here.
I do have a precision.
I also got a snapshot.
Yeah.
I thought
See him.
KTR or KV inhibitor?
I don't think he's gonna do it.
I don't think he's gonna. Hey, Fergie, you got one coming up top right, top right, right above you, right above you.
Shots on.
Snipers still over there. Snipers still there.
Oh, I think he's gonna do it.
I'm sorry. Go ahead. Koso take what you need. Oh, he's still here. That wasn't that wasn't bounty.
Oh, you can take my routine. I'm good. I got proximity chat going off.
I'm here for the kills.
I had a portable by
He's at the buy. I can guarantee I bet I guarantee it. I stand by it.
Yeah. Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yep.
I got pinched.
I got to play it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god, damn it.
That's two. I got one more.
Oh, three, three, three, three, three. There's another team right there. That's a whole other team.
There's one knocked in there, Dolphin. There's one knocked in that room somewhere too.
They may be dead, but I'm responding in one.
I got one knocked. I got the res. I'm landing on the load out.
Yep, we won.
My life makes sense again.
You got people across the way.
Yeah, I know. I got people on me.
I got people in this building right here. I'm pretty sure I got proximity check on one right here.
Yep, they're there.
I don't know.
Get shot. I didn't even see him.
Hello, there.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
We are doing great.
I got three kills.
I'm getting away from them.
I was going to say there's team near load out.
I mean, Asians are oxen pocket.
It's the techs and god damn it. I'm down.
Fuck you guys to go.
I said to load out. I'm good.
You okay?
Up there.
Yeah, on mark.
Sorry, the other mark.
I guess.
Why do you see your score board?
Go to your attack map and then push over.
I'm pushing in this house right here.
Doesn't look like it's been looted.
They're coming in upstairs.
I was going to say I want upstairs.
We got something on this building.
You can just jump off, two of them.
I just want on top.
I don't want to be ground floor.
That's what I'm saying.
Might be a ladder outside.
I think we should go to this building.
Yeah, I'm going to hit a by station.
I'm pushing stairs now.
Actually, I need that.
You have it.
Nobody in that building so far.
First good.
Fucking stairs.
There's stairs on the outside and there's also a plan on the other side.
Just stay low.
There's snipers.
I got a snipper now.
I'm just fucking snaking him.
Oh, flying in over top.
Yeah, they're cute.
I got a snipper.
Somebody close.
Somebody's in our building, I think.
Mm-hmm.
Right here.
one's under
no way around what underneath us underneath us underneath us
ground floor
we want to do here guys how you want to play this
separate rays
we are going to do the right side of the building
the lower building to the right there both full team right there full team right there on the lower buildings right on the
stair side that we just came off of that's where their precision does from
it's all you were doing that was rude
they're pushing up the stairs right now
I guess we'll do different yeah okay so they're pushing up the stairs they're gonna be up on that roof
you didn't
did you really
still on that roof right there
oh that roof okay
ooh you almost got should diddled
oh I just got should diddled there's another one lay down lay down lay down
if you're right behind you
well we gotta get out of this fucking building
out they just got precision sorry Dalton
I'm not I regret nothing
I'm alive though
if y'all wanted to save me
you good
there's a ladder in the building behind you guys behind you guys down on the floor down on the ground down on the ground
help me I'm leaving oh shit I'm fucking lagging
sorry baby on me on me
oh god
I overchalled that corner
I had them fucking
super we do this buddy popped out
if I had a plate side to one that probably been able to get out reach out that
there's a good girl here
I'm tired
yeah you see pee
yeah a little bit did we just leave match
I can see your eyes are getting heavy
I'll keep you safe I was trying to say like do it again but I didn't want to do it again
I just had a countdown for it
I said what's the tell it and I did it before like it ended it was telling me shit
all right boys well let's try that again show me
wow I went up two levels in one match
I got a fucking down on that one also a deposit of Katie
how do you tell that where do you see press on so you see down at the little bottom left hand corner under like a little resurgence thing it says open map summary
say I'm happy right now
because you got some baby girl oh yeah there's that too
yeah also did I have to
yeah yeah yeah
why are you also happy
because of because of the
sports ball sports ball
I totally know sports ball so what's everybody's playing for the holiday
sports ball duh
sports
first miss Eve I'm going to wake up with my baby girl and surprise her with a bunch of awesome ass gifts and then I'm going to take her back to her moms and
then I'm going to go to a sex club and have multiple different women suck on my on my hearts
hmm you realized I was straight with their first like a dead check
no I know
you're like no shock enough but he was like
I'm going to spend it with her
I think Christmas morning
there's some something going on I cannot remember
who knows
oh god do my latency is like 500 right now this is not okay
I don't know what's happening like my shit's all
now back to 22 yeah this is literally
lagging in the sky for a key I watched you fall and you're just
lagging in the side I'm a fucking wizard
oh I'm running and I just watch you stop in midair
then glitz to another spot and stop and then glitch
my ping was at like 701 point it was great
okay
this is going to be
alright let's play better for you play better
shake it
I'm going to have
I'll go there
don't go there no I want to go there
oh I was going to say I'm already going there
that's very much no comprehensive
ill obla skill scavenger contractor
what
I was snived from prison
those days
son of a bitch
guys are fucking rude
I broke one though
yeah yeah I'll play your life
yeah those I want those snake shot revolvers god damn it
that would be insane in this mode
the dual snake shots is back again
kill us all
snake shot is back again
are you mad I killed your bitch
yeah you're mad I can tell oh my god
touch my friend bitch
I'm sorry baby
do you want to pick a movie
damn it I have no dolphin
I have no dolphin ammo
we are so good
oh my god
oh I had a June lehi underneath me
is that okay
that was a rough one boys
that was a rough one
hold on let me reset my game
sounds good
that means back out
that's what I'm doing bro
sometimes you just know
when you know you know until you don't know
and that's when you know
what are you doing for Christmas
I think I do Christmas morning at my parents
and then Christmas morning here
I know right
I thought you went to Olsen
most people do
about your orphanage
are you Batman
I'm the Ferg man
pretty little shaders
how is that why my shit's been all funky
pretty little shaders
could cause performance issues
could prevent you from being hard or not being hard
let's restart 9-2 just in case
it says it's at 21% so it's almost done
shaders
I don't even know what shaders are but
shaders dude
I thought funny is shade
I throw that shit
I throw shade every fucking witch
what's he doing
he won't be
I was gonna say he won't be heard in the podcast
I was gonna say we're in the middle of recording Kelso
are you just adding people willy nilly
well you physically can't sir only me and
Ferg in no worries you guys keep playing
so your thing
can you hear me
yes
Gemini can you hear me
I don't know what they're doing
any hoosier
I get it thank you call duty
call duty I'm about to slap you
you're still
we're gonna chill and let it fucking do its thing
the shaders let the shaders shade
shaders gonna shade
you know what I'm saying
it's a big drop deep
big drop
so
but I think what do you think for that
is a little holiday release to have them for the podcast
just that
I guess why not
we can keep going and do another round and get it all updated but we're gonna be sitting here for a minute
and it's probably just gonna be some dead silence
why am I the only one that's updated
we could I would say I got it like 15%
I got 15% because we could not realize that there were shaders preloading
when I didn't realize I had shaders I needed to preload when I went in
I think that's what I my show is all fuzzy
why my fucking lag I didn't have a good connection to the server
yeah it was definitely fuzzy was he
fuzzy was he was I have it
fuzzy was he had no hair
oh
oh I gotta get that m240 though
I was gonna say
we can play plunder which means you can use that loadout specifically
so why not
use that gun specifically and then that way it'll let you
oh boy this gun is the sickest
watch one
I mean it's technically the meta so it's kind of cheating
it's technically the meta what's the meta now my boy
it's the
the gun that I'm using
the LMG the 962 or the 762
but like heavily modified
though which one my main
shader preload
English no cool
go ahead and join me Dolph
Dolphiano
why is my shiz still fucking weird
what you already done
just said you were at like 15 minutes
no 15%
so I suggest if there's something that you want to work on create that class
so what one is that Kelzel
it's the LMG
I'm in the LMGs
the PLM yacht
okay
I'm gonna drink you too
I do not know I'm gonna have to that's what plunder's for
well you gotta max it out so they can do the conversion kit
well time to pop an xp token
oh my pity
my brown eye
see how much this thing kicks so I know what to get used to here real quick
oh it's pretty good
there should be a whole round so you know what I'm saying
just like
just like that
all right
all right Dolphin
I was gonna say we're gonna get a random fill too because I forgot to turn that off
okay
I'm not gonna lie I had railed her face cross I had like that
straight up put the tonsils
you think it's attractive when they go full like
autistic
it's an anime thing my boy
yeah but anime is borderline pedo
like when it comes to like their sexual shit
not all of it I was gonna say I can't disagree with you for some of it but not all of it
quite a bit though like more than
necessary
I'm not gonna say you're wrong
back when I was a kid I was down on some like
some raven having some good time for her birthday
but you know
that's all I got to say
I wasn't ready for that
well as long as you change your perspective to they age as long as we age
then you're fine
you just always gotta be that 17th thickness I guess
oh
that fuck
plunder broken
go back to the rig match
okay
if you want to rank that gun up you just go to meet and like two rounds in
you got it
yeah you just don't ever stop shooting
just make sure your team doesn't flip through
I'm gonna kill you when you need to reload so you're fine
75 rounds down range a kills later death perfect thank you
yeah now once you get that 200 round drum you're just
just belt fed that shit it's game over
you're just like what's reloading
all I know all I believe in is a rechambering when I respond
it'd be a lot faster if I have the gun with 200 round
belt fed mag and then just throw it on the ground
and switch weapons to a second one
oh cal so it was a motorcycle rider
and then he went back to a ninja
hello
what are you talking about Jesus
oh Jesus
oh my god oh Jesus
oh Jesus
oh
optic flop
in fact once we get to the loadout
I can grab the gun and give it to you
you can see what I'm talking about
I should so fuzzy but whatever
I should so fuzzy
so fuzzy
so fuzzy but whatever
all around me are familiar face
born out plane
bitch
I said what I said
in my bed you best be giving me head
it really bugs me how he puts away his sunglasses
he would have totally broken his bottom little ear loopy
he didn't even fold it man it would have just completely bent over
head
who's all in a party right now who's not talking
what huh
I hear dolphin talking
just us three bud
no in discord
I see four
yeah he's the one that records the discord session
we got one right on top of us
god damn it I'm still lagging
he got fucked up
I don't know
I got there's people in here right up top right up top
people in here
well
there goes I'm
they're going on the backside for behind you
I'm making a
making a
yeah I appreciate that
I'm lagging over 200
way too many latencies
I'm going to land right here
we'll see about that
right
can we stop with the stuttering please
that would be very
very very
I mean I'm working on it
you don't have to like call me out though
I'm doing my
best okay
oh fuck on me
you tried to fuck on me I got a respawn flare
you just went inside
another one's going inside there's no idea that you
exist that you're a thing
I got people behind us
question back to you guys
that one
that man chose to violence
I'm going to go back to the other one
that man chose to violence
stop it
fucking god damn it
I was just trying to stop it
I'm just trying to stop it so that way we had it
you guys find sniper ammo let me know
I have 32 rounds
I have 5
I don't have a sniper
we need to start pushing
I'm running I'm running
watch your left
definitely pop shots of people over there
I'm going to go that way
I have an ammo crate
wait no I know I don't
just kidding I have the respawn flare
I'm scared of rocks guys
this game and rocks are not kind to me
I mean he's not wrong
guys over that way
hit
find an internet there
left to right
where you shooting at Kelso
one or two
They're pushing to me
There open a box so I can get my load out again
Yeah
They're up on top
Up on the cliff up on the cliff. Oh dude, I got stuck on the body and it wouldn't let me slide
Dude these resurgence servers are fucking AIDS, bro
Oh, no wrong class
Like
Coming back up to you Kelso
Yeah, we got somebody up on top of this hill somewhere
Yeah, I know they were just killing fucking Ferg. Oh
Someone down there for those two teams
Well, I shit, I didn't see where the fuck you guys went
lagging fucking still is
Sink me off. Yep, right there
Sending up
Yeah, plates right here
Oh
Wait up here
You one of these dudes took my fucking gun
God damn it that sucks
Unless I dropped it
More plates I just got shot at just got shot at
Yeah
I'm going up
I got proximity chat going off
Getting to you
Trying to is fucking all the skipping in my games wanting to do I definitely do not have the animal top right up top
Oh
Yeah, you just jumped up
I hear you know, yeah, there's two teams rotating right here. Park stop right here right here right here
Holy shit
Gas is creeping in on us boys. Yeah, we got two teams that are mixing it up right here on these right now
I'm not gonna one on our left
Another one fighting right there. Does anybody has spare AR because I don't got shit
Oh, huh behind behind us. I'm crawling inside
God damn it got no self-rest love to be able to shoot
Are you safe? Yeah, I'm safe. No, no
Thank you, sir
Coming in coming in stuttering bro fucking god damn. I'm ending my fucking stream
Goodbye stream
I
Oh
Did you have you restarted your game yet
Yeah, I probably need to restart my fucking PC
No, just reset the game
I just did that like a game ago
Oh, okay, not sense the shader though
But that is good
I do it
I'm not sure how shaders work, but hey that fixes my life problems. I'm in
Put the gamer rage away but the gamer rage away battle royale quads
And resurgence trios
We could do a battle royale and pick up a random
For what
So just battle royale quads
I feel like my shits all fucking weird right now
It just feels super clunky. There was also just an update I guess
See my thing is just so fuzzy. I don't know why
Check your gratings. I am right now
I'm right now
I normally go full screen borderless
I
I will I'll just make sure everything
That's kind of cool
Dude I just
I just read a sample of your skin
This is so bad
Wait, what is my ship?
I could damn you go fucking all the way to 200 but I feel like that's not gonna get
What's a rent rent render resolution? What was it?
Resolution the quality of the game so like 4k 10 I know what it is. I'm saying what my PC or my monitor. I don't know what monitors resolution
I'm talking about the brand new one. I just got that's what I've been using. Yeah, what's the what's the resolution on it?
Is it a 1440p? Is it a 4k? It was the highest shit we could find remember
Probably a 4k then or 1440p
Oh is the Hertz you were looking at and wanting to know that's what you're fucking
I just put a 149. I don't know what the fuck that means
Uh let me see where the fuck mine is at
I just set mine to basic or balance
Did you turn your v-sync off or on?
My v-sync is off
My v-sync? Where's that?
It's in display under sustainability
Display
If you turn it on it probably will prevent some screen tearing
Say it one more time what is it called?
V-sync
V-sync is off. My v-sync is off
Try turning it on
To 100% 50 33 25
I don't know 100% if your monitor is that good and your pc is as built as it is
I'll do it put it at 100%
What is v-sync?
It prevents screen tearing
Okay
Which is kind of like your fuzzy your fuzziness mixed with like kind of lagginess
Like your, I mean it shows you the picture of the tree like objects will distort the shape
But like as you're running it looks like your screen is all fuzzy and almost like static
And that'll prevent that from happening?
Yeah
Alright let's fucking do what we gotta do
I'll have to do it so real quick
Oh wait, you're in the lobby?
Oh yeah I'm not in anybody's lobby right now
Alright, that looks like normal
I found the new roast skin
Roast?
Roast, Kel's not one I'm talking about
Yeah damn near
It wasn't for the good
Crazy
So what is the difference between the resurgence trios and whatever the duos we were playing was?
One extra person
I thought it was a different game type I thought it was like
So you have solos, duos, trios and quads
And what's the difference between this and the BR?
That'll be if you die you go to the gulag
Oh yeah okay
And it's a lot smaller map
Okay I thought it was a smaller map it seemed a lot smaller
I don't know if you're gonna go for that
Dude this thing's a laser
I watched Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads
This one is absolutely a pay-to-win gun for sure
Dude that's a striker that controls like an AR from range and hits like 1-2
What is?
The blueprint in the fucking thing that I just bought from the store
Hits like a Mack truck
I ain't a Mack I'm a puto for cross sake
Turn on your lights you dumbass
Far over
The middle of the school
Two dungeons deep
I'm just gonna follow Fergie around
Yeah just take all his kills
I like that idea which is just hold his hand this entire round and just kill everybody
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Behind you
That thing hits my lord
Yes it hits
I didn't see it
the fuck. What are you wearing? What the fuck is what is that?
Yeah, I'm pretend. What the fuck is what the fuck is on your face?
I'm military Ben 10.
You look like a retarded mega man. Looks like Splinter Cell wanted to be a pilot,
but got rejected. And then got thrown in the fucking gulag with the fucking diaper on his
face. Fuck you, I'm hiding the shadows. I'm a ninja
with this, but fuck you. You're saying we have a chance.
We got one dropping with us. Yep, two of them to two to two.
Damn. Fucking three teams. Knocked another.
Oh shit. I ran right into him.
Because you thought he was cute or no, I didn't I didn't think he was going to be just one
one foot. But it's got to get a little bit of it.
It's still overdale.
I have a gun if you want it.
I will find my own.
Wait, I think I just go there.
Right outside, right outside.
Fucking I'm coming to help.
I'm actual.
No, I'm not.
I'm not coming to help.
I can't move a freaking one.
He came back.
Not still fucking doing it.
Maybe you need to not be the hostess with the most is.
Fuck, I guess.
I'll take a fucking tampered.
I'm okay.
I'm a boxer if anybody wants to hold up.
I can hold it.
Nobody else is taking initiative.
I was going to say munitions box.
Well, I'm going to deploy it.
Wow.
I don't have any fucking plates.
I'm not.
People.
Some people are doorways.
I got sniper rounds for you.
If you want them.
I just want my flip and load out.
Thank you.
I'll take that.
Where is my weapon?
Hey, we got a guy right here.
Nice.
Good for him.
Evading you.
On us on us on us.
I'm pushing.
I'm going to go behind them.
God damn.
I should have fucking repositioned after that initial
engagement.
Set away from the reengage.
Was it to inside the building?
And then ones up on the hill on the left.
Yeah, I'm pushing.
He's pushing down.
Good shit.
Also.
Fucking shit, dude.
We can't catch a fucking break.
The same guy.
That's crazy.
I thought they were, I thought too, I thought they were,
I was also expecting cows to have a slugger.
I thought they were, I thought they were,
Thanks.
Bye, fifth圈 in my last one.
It does sound good.
Like your six half it like a fight along,
Are you going to stop tax printing your own quarters?
Right.
What is the difference between tactical sprint and sprint?
You're good because you run faster for short bursts.
How do you do that?
Double tap shift.
I knew that.
I was just testing you.
Just make sure you knew that.
Congratulations, you passed the test.
I am.
I'm going to the four zone.
I would love for my bullets to fucking register when I actually shoot.
Hey, can I see your tits?
Yes.
Five bucks.
Dude, just like what the fuck?
Show me your tits.
Please.
Somebody else picked because I came to be chit picking fucking out locations.
Makes sense that you can't shoot for shit. Your character is wearing night vision during the day.
Yeah, fucking dummy.
And a fucking black visor on top of it.
Bro, I got eye condition.
I can't see shit of those visor. I need night vision.
I got an eye infection.
Play of the century.
Fuck, though.
So far, not so good.
God Pig
I don't mean to die about sorry.
It's okay.
Oh, there's enough stairs.
Welcome to the rice fields.
Where'd Kelso go?
Oh, I'm over here.
I'm gonna push two people.
Oh, damn it.
I'm going to get to Intel.
I don't know.
I just want you to know you're absolutely by yourself, Kelso.
It's me.
It always is.
I'm sorry, you, Dalton.
I'm looking perfect timing.
Don't look at me.
I'll just sit on people for no reason.
Oh, sweet.
No, I want that.
Sweet.
I got another chance.
I'm gonna go to the shotgun.
I'll just go to the shotgun.
I'm gonna go to the shotgun.
I'm gonna drop on this by back here.
I don't think there's anybody.
Oh, well, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
God damn it.
I'm dead.
God damn it.
What?
Just in time, I think.
I don't know, I'm so solo.
Nope.
There's nothing I can do.
It wouldn't be such a so bad.
I think the only thing I hate about this game
is the...
I really hate playing in this fucking parachute every time.
Like, trying to jump through a window is impossible.
Is loadout safe?
No.
We are not at loadout.
Probably safe though, right?
No, not at all.
I avoided it. I think there was a bunch of people there.
Not gonna lie.
I'm not sure.
Well, I survived.
Which one's better, the cat, AMR or the MCPR?
That on me?
You had no ARM? Seriously?
Alright then.
That does not fucking help me.
Oh, shit.
All I have is a sniper.
I have 13 rounds of my AR.
Looks like someone's trying to land on you guys right now.
I'm just waiting.
And we got two to our ARM.
God damn it!
Fucking 20 rounds.
I killed bad guys.
I was gonna say I won above us.
Oh no, okay, that's dolphin.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yep, and then up on the building too.
Broke the cat.
I was gonna say I just got shot from my lower level.
I should not be pushing this.
Just push around.
I'm trying to get to you guys.
Yeah, we can wait for you.
If my shot will stop, I'm hiccuping.
I'll put two on our left.
No, not up here.
Yep, just push through.
I'll fuck with it.
Right below you, Carlson.
This was a bad spot.
I was trying to get out of here.
Oh, we got a bi-station right here that I'm gonna watch
just in case somebody tries to buy somebody right here.
Well, nobody did.
Alright, let's push this house.
I'm gonna get a shot.
One live on my mark.
Is there somebody in that house?
You think so, right?
Yep, I see a barrel sticking out right there.
Another team.
You want to help me push up there?
I was gonna say I got a sniper.
I was gonna say I'm not even in the same building as you.
I was trying to mark something completely different.
Oh, above you, above you, above you.
Yeah.
Broken.
I don't see any immediate stairs to get up there, so...
How'd you get up there?
I don't know if there's a plate box up here though,
and then somebody can hear our footsteps and shit.
On me.
On me, he's broken.
Just one.
Where?
Up second floor, second floor on me.
Oh my God.
There's two there, there's two there.
Where the fuck did the second one come from?
I don't fucking know, dude.
Oh, he jumped, he dropped down from top where the stairs is.
He jumped in, there's a hole to get in through the stairs.
I watched him jump in through the kill.
He just knew I was, I went back into that room.
Apparently, I thought, like, I thought it was one of you guys,
but it ran right fucking past me.
That sucks.
Yeah, and then there was another team in there too.
So, it was those two, us three, and then somebody else.
Yeah.
Alright, I think that's gonna, I think let's call it there for the recording.