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You are now tuned in to Season 2 with your host, the slippery online streamer warlord, Fergie, and the cinema showstopper, old Pokemon master, Chaotic, and introducing the newest member, Dolphin. This is Tenacious Geeks!

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The full 24 hours! Oh my bad. You are officially, you are officially 24 hours late to your own fucking podcast. Yes. I'm always late. We've established this. Yep, you're gonna be late to your own goddamn funeral. Sure. You won't even show up to his funeral.

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I'll re-break open the bottle and fuck that shit. I mean, you're not wrong. I'd be dead. Yep. And then plan on, plan on kicking a little stream for a little bit after the PAW today, at least for a short gander, you know.

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The semi-fizinals? I guess we could play some finals. Yeah. So you guys keep getting me to download all these games to play with you guys, like, are any of you actually gonna swallow it up and fucking download Warzone to play with me?

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I fucking hate this game. I'm just gonna say that. I had to get it out. The finals? I fucking hate this game. And download Warzone. I can't fucking stop putting it, I gotta put it down and I can't stop.

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What game? Finals. Don't don't learn last night. I was out there playing on the Xbox. Figure out how to figure, let me fully figure out how to play light. I'm gonna start shitting on people. That's what I've been playing is light.

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But you're too soft. It was hard. You can ask Dolphin, bro. I was fucking even being like, feel like I was shooting Marshmallows and fucking being super spudgy. Like I was this close to still take it out.

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People like first. Okay, but I mean, you're also running into a massive squad of people on your own. Yeah, exactly. When I went in one V1 bra shit on him. What are you talking about?

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I didn't kill any of them. Hey, when I had my ones on one V1s, I was waiting 70 78% of my one V1. Yeah, when I go in and don't realize there's three or I'm getting a call out super late in quick cash kills don't matter for anything.

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And I like whose line is it anyway. I mean, there is a game that is me and there's just me and frag and some random.

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It's okay. We won. And I think me and frag maybe had two kills our teammate had zero.

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And none of us had revives like we were like way by far the lowest scoring team out of three, and we still want just because we just kept stealing it from people.

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We're just stealing it at the last second. Yeah, if it works, it works. So but talk about video games and different stuff like we got we have fucking you guys seen that there's Lego and Fortnite now. Yeah, I heard about it.

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Yeah, it's essentially it's essentially fucking Lego Minecraft. Yeah, there's my head in it too. I mean, which is kind of which is, I mean, it was kind of cool. I played it for all of like 10 minutes and I'm like, I don't have the attention span for this.

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So I don't play Minecraft. Dude, I used to play Minecraft for days. I think if you're a Lego fan, then you would really enjoy this.

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Did I put it? I'm not getting if you're if you're a Lego fan before you will enjoy this.

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Like, yeah, it's yeah, I just don't understand Lego fan. You will enjoy this. I just don't understand why Fortnite literally has to have their hand and fucking 37 million baskets.

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They keep relevancy like the because they're losing fan base. Hence why they have OG come back for so long and then why they switched to new built like why they brought in zero build.

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I mean, originally, that was what they were dying when it was a PVE and then they brought in the battle.

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Damn, I keep fucking my new things are magnets. I don't think the game was released in those PVE for the zombie game.

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Yes, it was. That was the original. That was the original mode for it to play. It was PVE was the zombie.

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No idea. No, that was how it was originally released to.

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And then it doesn't necessarily have the biggest following come out.

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And then they released about a royal because they started seeing like PUBG and all that become popular.

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And they're like, well, fuck it. We'll do something different because we already have a platform for building in an open world.

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So just shrink it down and put it in a B.R. boom. Done.

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I mean, he's not wrong.

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Yeah, that's pretty much how the B.R. came because it was an it was essentially like an update to be like, oh, we're bringing this new thing.

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And it just fucking hit like wildfire.

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No, no, no, no, no, you are wrong.

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The Save the World PVE campaign was set to be launched for free in twenty eighteen, but a specific date has not been announced.

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The sale of it is not released. The world is already out. I've watched the gameplay on Fortnite.

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Save the world. Yeah.

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I don't follow for that that closely.

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Yeah, that's what I regurgitated was from a dev was from a dev interview with a dev from Fortnite.

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Just really in my own way.

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Yeah, fuck for that anyway.

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From what I had heard and listened to, I don't remember what it was from, but they were saying that even before the PVE released, they were noticing PUBG.

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And so they just made the spin off Battle Royale and really and released that first.

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I mean, I know the cons.

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I know at minimum the concept of PVE was the player versus environment.

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They're fucking was the original idea for sure.

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Was the was the original launch and or launch idea.

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Yeah. And then there was a battle royale because it's well, they still have they still they still watched.

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They still watched the PVE. They still did it like it was fucking for night.

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Save the world or some shit, which was it was a huge thing for like a month and then everybody just went back to the BR.

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There was never supposed to be a battle royale.

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Well, that's what I was. That's what I was saying.

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I may not have said it the same way, but that was the original concept and supposed to be the release concept of Fortnite was PVE.

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This is what I was saying. And then because they either a weren't seeing the popularity or sales revenue or whatever the fuck it was

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and then decided to release the battle royale because they were seeing the popularity and boom of how battle royales were coming up because there was H1Z1,

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which is about a royal style.

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And then you had fucking PUBG, which fucking took off.

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And then I think there was like I think there was one more to like PUBG is free.

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Yeah. And it's still one of those before either.

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Yeah, I was by it.

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I have my fucking money back, please.

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Right. Dude, imagine us players.

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I've played it for a matter of three hours.

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Like I said, imagine us Destiny players, bro.

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They made the base game free.

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Kind of how I feel with this. I get my 70 bucks back.

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Oh, but that is our stop.

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So how's everybody doing?

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We are the tenacious geeks. I am Ferg. That is Dolphin here in my center.

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We are recording on Discord and we have Mr. Grumpy Puss chaotic, the master of the beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, Mr. Buttons himself.

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This bitch.

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I like that. I thought you did.

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So sorry, we are.

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We are recording a little bit late.

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We had a fiasco last night because James didn't want to get off the couch and that fucking show.

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I'm sorry. I got I didn't realize I watched like three episodes sitting there or two episodes while I was eating.

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It's always something. I mean, that's it's just that the captain buttons is just what we're going to give you, because if we keep giving you nicknames, they're just going to slowly get more.

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All I do, all I'm picturing is James just sitting there on his couch eating fucking mac and cheese.

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It's not even with the utensil, just like an absolute degenerate just by the out of the fucking pot, dude, just with his fucking hands.

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It's a natty light on his fucking thigh. Fucking. No, it's got to be a keystone.

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So you can call yourself keystone.

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No, you're all you're all so wrong.

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She stands on your on your wife.

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How trash could we pay him for the next five minutes?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she may be my cousin. What about it?

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I'm your sister. I'm your sister. I'm your sister.

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Oh, my God, brothers, that fucking scene. Oh, my God. That's great.

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Oh, man. How was you guys this week? We get going.

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How was the week you week going? I said how the week and weekend going for you all.

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OK, exhausting.

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It was it was productive for the most part.

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OK, well, it's hard. Did some car stuff. It's a car stuff.

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It's some workout stuff that just did stuff that some stuff had that job interview.

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That was that was nifty. Got the job. Did that go OK?

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I thought you said you got the job earlier. OK. Yeah.

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Yes, we need everybody clap for dolphin.

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Papi, she. Yeah.

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How about how about you, Mr. James?

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Well, I watched Jack Reacher all weekend.

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Drank way too fucking much. I got an episode and a half and I'm done with the whole season.

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And that's the one with Friday. That's the one with fucking sad, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that shit. He is a dude.

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He is huge in that show. Like so good.

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I never realized how big that motherfucker was because of Blue Mountain State.

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Like they don't even have the like it like he he's bigger than he was in Blue Mountain State for sure.

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But like even his acting, bro, is so much better, so much better.

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He didn't have to be a fucking straight up fucking think of like the complete opposite of that.

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I think this mother's heart is like the rock like the rock meets fucking Jason Statham.

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OK. Oh, well, actually, that's better. So do Jason Statham meets Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

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OK, like over and then meet with a little bit of Sherlock Holmes in there.

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I like Sherlock. He overanalyzes every single thing in a fight and everywhere.

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And he's like a super fucking investigative genius.

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It's come up late. It's like in like it's crazy, but he's like super logical.

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These dudes walk up. They're like.

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Just tell him to do something. He's just no blank face.

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No. It's it's good.

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It's good. It's funnier when you watch it, though.

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Oh, I almost fart pooped.

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That was rough. It's good. It's good.

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I believe that's the only thing you start.

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No, it's called a poop. No, that's yeah.

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So that's you.

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No, you're thinking of a shit fart, not a fart poop.

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But. We got DLC coming on Thursday, so I'll have stuff talk about later.

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DLC stuff with DLC.

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We've got the new DLC for Pokemon dropping Thursday.

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Oh, man.

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So this is this is going to be one of the first times or the only one of the few times

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we've recorded the podcast after the matches are done in the weekend of Coliseum.

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So we can actually go so we I can actually go over like all of the matches and then a quick touch up.

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But what will be going for next for next weekend for the last part of qualifiers before the Christmas break?

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But we'll talk about that later in the show.

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I hate you.

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Oh, I'm bugged by the Ebenezer screws.

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You can get the fuck out. I hate this Ebenezer James fucking Lyric.

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Hello, Instagram.

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I want to go check her out. She's got a metal cover of fucking Carole the Bells and it's fucking fire.

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Is this another bluff goth mom?

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No. OK. She's a singer.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's just a goth mom.

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No, yes.

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And how it's just a goth mommy goth wife.

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I have a problem. I know.

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It's OK, Dolphin. We love you for it.

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Oh, we know.

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That's probably partially why we love you.

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Because you just come with instant ammo that's just instantly get viable.

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So but it's any.

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Yeah. Anything else pretty basic for you to sounds like?

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I mean, yeah, I just want to play the finals.

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I just want to play the finals.

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That's all you've been talking about all week, bro.

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I swear, bro, I played all I spent all weekend playing it for the most part.

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You know, besides doing some car shit and then, you know, you know,

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prep and working out and spent the entire weekend playing it.

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I was I was in snow.

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I was I was I was in snow.

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That's that is what I did this weekend.

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I mean, arguably, I wish I was.

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It's it's not as enjoyable when you got to travel five hours to go.

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But at least you go see.

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It was. Yeah, it was super pretty.

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That's a lot of fun. The kids had a blast.

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It definitely definitely would rather go and do like a during the week,

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like during the week kind of time instead of like on the weekend,

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like especially like this this last weekend, the weekend before.

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And this coming up weekend are all like the tree lighting weekends that they do.

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And it's like every Saturday or whatever.

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So like it just bucks up the whole town.

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And so like there's like a little like hill through Main Street that everybody will like slide down and like be AJB and too little like me and him went down once.

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And I was like, no, brothers kids going in here like he's going to get knocked the fuck over.

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I'm going to fucking throw some kid and then knock out somebody's dad.

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Yeah, I'm not trying to get arrested.

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Leavenworth, my fucking six hours away from like so Charlie went with grandma and stuff like that.

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They went down a few times and I made sure that she could go down and went up a couple of times with her, you know,

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and fucking let her go down, blah, blah, blah, wrote down with her.

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But it was just it was just way too many motherfucking people.

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Like I was about to start fucking drop kicking people like the first time she went down, like people were cutting her,

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like cutting her and shit and getting out of the fucking way.

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And like when I went up with her the second time when we came back later and shit, hoping it would die down a little bit.

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No, it was like people are coming out and like these kids literally just like truck up the side,

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don't even make it up the full lip of the hill and then try and sit in front of her.

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I was like, oh, yeah, fuck out the way, kid.

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So both you little bitches can fuck yourselves all the way to the back.

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Wow. You tell them kids, I will front kick you down the hill.

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I don't I enjoy the kids that I claim as like my own, as in like my people's kids.

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And like I consider like family and shit like that.

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You know, I call my nephews or my kids and shit.

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I mean, James, you understand.

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But it's like besides that, if you're not one of like, quote unquote,

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like my kids that I look at and like that aspect like. Fuck your kids.

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I mean, when I say fuck them kids, that's specifically referring to my kids.

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When I say fuck your kids, that's you know, I'm going to go back to it.

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I want to go back to my favorite saying, man, some people's kids.

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I don't register for fucking everybody because everybody's subtle.

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It's it's I mean, it rolls off the tongue like fucking butter.

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And then not only that, but it's a double insult because you're insulting the child.

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And then you're insulting the person that raised or persons that raise those child.

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So it might be a three way fucking insult.

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I mean, it's just fucking it hits all the goddamn keys that you ever fucking want.

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It's fucking great.

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I don't know. I think my hands down favorite has to be bless your heart.

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Yeah, you got to be selling to say that you got to say it with the twang.

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If you're on the twang, it doesn't have the same meaning.

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Oh, bless his heart.

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You do that a little too well.

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Motherfucker, I was raised in Idaho.

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The fuck you expect Idaho is not no, no, no, no.

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That is the Alabama fucking the Northwest.

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Thank you.

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That's closest to fucking redneck and Southern is you're going to get.

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Hello. I keep dropping these goddamn things.

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Well, I'm not flinging it around.

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I'm just spinning it.

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God damn it. I'm sorry.

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They told I'll show you.

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So they're they're little, you know, would you do it?

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Geez. But

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that's

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side A and side B. God damn it. They're two different flavors and it's just fun to fidget and spin them.

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That's all I'm doing is literally just spinning it around.

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You spin me right around, baby.

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Right.

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Of course, you my blinking describes my disdain.

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Slow blink and sometimes like not in rhythm.

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No, just just repeated blinking just nonstop.

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Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, sometimes you blink like a me out.

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I want to hear it.

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Meow.

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No, no, no, bitch. I said me out of not meow.

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OK.

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Yeah.

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Oh, open ears.

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Which of you balls is a cat and he's a dolphin.

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Bro, I got a question for you. I mean, this is just this is just contact because it's funny and we're recording.

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We have to talk shit to each other.

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In fact, we're essentially going nowhere with podcasts at the moment.

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But like, what would you do if you worked with somebody that identified as a cat and he was a dude?

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I'd bring treats in.

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And then video it.

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I would put his ass in a cage.

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And I'd probably bring a little box to the collar and a leash on it.

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You can't use the bathroom.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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He already has he already has the leash in his tool bags.

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Yeah.

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OK, you can't use the bathroom.

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And you got to sit in that box right there.

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Right.

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He already has the litter box on the back of his car.

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Well, you got to bring it inside the shop.

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You got to shit in front of all of us where we can watch you.

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Whack.

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Bad Miss Kitty.

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I've been watching like I've been I've been coming back around to like Ricky and the Boss's like TikTok content again.

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And shout out to them.

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They love him is probably like my favorite, like blue collar, like content creator, like comedy wise.

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And that's the stick that he's been on has been like they now have like all of his characters.

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But then now there's this new guy that's fucking that identifies as a cat.

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And like the old dudes like he starts doing weird shit.

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I'm a fuck him up.

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Yeah, I mean, when I come across the whole identification thing with fucking the word, I was going to say, yeah, we're not going to get too deep into that whole fucking conversation.

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I thought it was OK that we then we can relaunch and do fucking us as an episode of fucking ADHD.

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But tenacious eat that fucking podcast.

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I just had a question because I started it.

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It was you started it.

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Yeah, it was just how you how would you react on the initial thought?

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That was the question.

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OK, you don't take it any deeper than that.

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Got it. I got this.

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James loves to take a deep idea.

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He doesn't know how to fucking not to.

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Yeah. OK, I got this.

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The fucking finals. Boop.

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Yes, I hate this game.

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I hate it. I hate it. I fucking hate it.

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I want to delete it, but I can't.

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And I keep playing it and playing it.

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Why do you hate it?

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Mm hmm. Good at it. Yeah.

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Because that's why.

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Well, you're not going to let you know that you're not going to be modern.

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It's OK. Everything. OK, it's fucking like.

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I started playing medium for a while, and then I tried heavy.

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I tried all of it, and it's just like, oh, I thought I feel heavy and can't do shit.

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I know what you were talking about, bro.

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I was playing heavy last night with Fergie and I was fucking market on people.

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Go watch my VODs. I just said we was moving heavy feels

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way too tanky for like any of this shit.

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So he can't. I was like, I was doing everything.

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I mean, you can't do that shield in a corner where they can't get above you, bro.

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And you are going to streak that ass if I just I don't have any.

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Well, neither do I.

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I like having all the heels and shit, but that the fucking AK and all the other guns

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these guys just try to find a way better MP5.

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And then that's only on like once I got that, once I got the MP5,

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I started getting way more consistent.

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I didn't I didn't like it on light.

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I think I was using the XPR, the XR some fucking fucking Mac 10 or whatever the fuck it is.

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No, it's like XR something, and it's probably the only gun I'm decent with.

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Did Fergie had that LNG on the heavy?

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I had the shotty and I would put up my fucking my shield, bro, my Q and we'd just fucking like Fergie, get behind me.

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Fucking two thousand, two thousand fucking damage worth a fucking shield in front of us.

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Fergie just popping people off from behind my shield, dude.

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It's fucking great.

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What do you just spray and pray?

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No, dude, Fergie works with that fucking LNG, dude.

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It's because he doesn't have to reload.

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Yeah, and I can just praise and praise.

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He just consistently I can consistently hold a shot at a fucking level.

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Thanks Call of Duty for helping me with my fucking centering.

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Well, dude, that was a fucking hack, dude, because we get into some shit.

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I pop my shield Fergie just pop behind me and just fucking start killing everybody.

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Well, I know is either that or you just catch me in a corner, pop up my little like deployable shield thing and just start like spam crouching and shit.

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I fucking I was in there playing on the Xbox.

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I can't play controller anymore.

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I can't. I was trying so hard.

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The aim assist on that, though, dude, you want to talk about the aim assist on bloodhunt with a controller.

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Go play finals with a controller.

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I'm thinking about it.

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Ridiculous like I'm getting kills for days.

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Can't steal shit.

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Save my life. So we're losing.

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My I always get stuck with teammates that don't do shit.

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Except maybe you.

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I haven't played with you yet, but at least you.

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I'm hyper aggressive and I'm they don't fucking do they don't.

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It's plain. It's plain from it's from playing SMG on Call of Duty.

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I am hyper aggressive.

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Like it's an objective.

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It took a good hour for Fergie to not bum rush into.

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No, no, no, no, not not. I mean, yes, to not die consistently, but to not just straight bum rush by himself into a crowd.

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Because it's like it's just I mean, I do it, too.

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I do, you know, see one and think I can grapple into them because it looks like a medium or a light and like, I'll get in and like, there's a lot of times where I'd like bomb in there, take one out.

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And it's like, OK, cool. The next thing I know is two other teammates are coming from the floor like went down.

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Well, we're like halfway across the map because we're actually going to the objective.

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I'm over here like, oh, good shots. Warzone.

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Yeah. But so my biggest red dots on a mini map.

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My biggest like thing with this game is fucking like I'll start popping shots into somebody.

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Get half a mag into them and then one shot.

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I'm dead. No matter what fucking class I think her.

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Fucking. I got some of my eyes.

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I was going to say, I noticed that like the MP5 looking guns slapped pretty slapped pretty good for the medium class.

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I was getting. Yeah.

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Yeah. Then for the medium class, I was I was noticing that the fucking scar looking or the scar was scar look like it slapped pretty hard.

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And then James fucking hated it.

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Dude, I was getting fucked. Yeah. The hollow hollow sided one.

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I hate that guy. I was getting eaten alive.

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Yeah, it's fucking like it does damage, but you got to hit every shot.

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There's only like 20 rounds in it.

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It's like it just it shoots slow.

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So I mean, when you're in combat with shit, you know, that's also called knowing, knowing, knowing how to play the gun that you're using.

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That's why I like technically the way that I was playing is the way that you're supposed to play that character.

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But normally you're like, I isn't supposed to be the first one in unless they have a clear out above or behind.

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Like, I know how to play these kind of games.

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It's just like they're no team, you know, no team dynamic with a bunch of regular people to play on and not knowing the maps.

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It's really hard and been like, oh, that's right. I can just drop fucking C4 here.

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Yeah, dude, that's what I like.

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We'd be running around and Fergie is like trying to like go through.

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I'm like, no, no, no, Fergie. Hold up. I'm going to blow a hole in the roof.

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I can blow it. He's like, oh, OK.

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And then next thing you know, you just see me on top of a building, just start fucking bridge.

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You're fucking floors. It's so that part's fun.

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Blowing up the building. My favorite part is is getting the cash outs from levels below, especially in the casino.

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Like in the casino, there's a cash out that's right above like the bar.

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And you have to hop up on this like fucking little this weird little squiggly fucking dividers.

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But you could throw a breach charge up there and you could just fucking collide it, bring it down onto the roof above the bar.

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And you could just fucking camp up there until they bring that down.

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But, oh, man, it's great. I love bringing the fucking cash out out down to you like not.

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You guys. What about what?

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Yeah, everybody cash out me.

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That's when you go fund me page hashed hashtag not out.

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Hashtag not it hashtag not an ad.

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He's not a real dolphin.

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No, but I do identify as a dolphin and I do and I do want to get my my chain, my my mammalian sex change operation.

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All right. You've been watching too much South Park.

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You're grounded. You're fucking grounded and get things and girls and everything.

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Anime. You're fucking anime.

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No, that's straight from South Park. It is.

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He's he's quoting South Park like directly.

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Kyle's dad.

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Okay.

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Turned into a fucking shark.

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Oh, yeah. I was like, it was a dolphin.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You say South Park.

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Yeah. First thing that pops into my head.

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Oh, okay.

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As many.

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Oh, yeah.

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The finals is great.

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I love it.

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Issues.

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I'm heavily debating on buying the battle pass.

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It's so stupid that nothing else is free in there.

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That's how they get you some micro transactions.

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But it's like every other game at least has like free stages to keep you in.

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I mean, my dad has gotten free stuff.

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I haven't seen anything free in the battle pass.

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I've gotten pants and shoes and fucking gotten those little packs and a bucket hat.

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You're a.

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I don't cosmetic shit like that.

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I don't bother me anymore. No.

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But I feel like at this point that I enjoy the game so much.

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Like, I mean, I did it with Apex once when I first started playing is like,

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Hey, thanks. I show supports show support.

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Spend 10 bucks. Yeah, I used to do that.

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But then again, I also got to unlock the character too.

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I mean, when Call of Duty Endowment was doing their show with Taco Bell this last year,

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like every time I bought Taco Bell, I donated to Call of Duty Endowment.

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Call of Duty Endowment, which is from the vets and shit like that.

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More of a Super Single fan, but Duallys are cool.

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See, you get Super Singles though.

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You can't limp anywhere if you lose one.

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You know what I'm saying? At least if you're rolling two skinnies,

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at least you can still limp somewhere if you lose one.

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Yeah.

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But Super Singles.

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You lost me.

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You're the truck driver.

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I was going to say, you know what a Super Single is, right?

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So I'm about a single and then a limp and you know,

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so you don't limp and I'm over here thinking like you got like six legs over here.

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OK, Dually, Dually, think of a Dually.

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You got you got wheels like this.

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Look at the screen. Look at the screen.

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Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

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I'm the captain now. Dually, Dually, Super Single.

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The width of a Dually, but in one wheel.

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Got it. OK. Yes. Yes. I got it.

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Class is over. It just it took me a second because the way he was explaining shit just lost me.

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That's just the way I was saying it. I fully kept on track.

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I was zoning. You lost me.

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So fully we were talking about finals to fucking now we're going to talk about Call of Duty.

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Super Singles and Super This.

437
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You said Call of Dually.

438
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So now we're going to finish the transition to Call of Duty and talk about the matches that happened over the weekend.

439
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So we had matches on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

440
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These were the first qualifying matches for major one that are going to be in late January,

441
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which we have more matches coming up this weekend.

442
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And then there'll be the break for Christmas and then New Year.

443
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000
I got a question. OK, so they I think I know the answer to this,

444
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but why do they do matches to get into a qualifier to go into the actual tournament?

445
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These are the qualifying matches.

446
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OK, you made it sound like they had to do matches to get into a qualifier.

447
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
So these are the pool.

448
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000
No, so my regular session that qualifier, then you get into the, you know,

449
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
well, see, you have just weird.

450
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Well, you have you have 12 pro teams that are that are in the league.

451
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So for each so for each major tournament you have last year was five.

452
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Now it's seven.

453
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Now you have seven online qualifier matches that you play in like

454
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four or five weeks or some shit like that leading up to the tournament.

455
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And then that sets your seating within that tournament.

456
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And then where you place in that tournament gets you points

457
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000
and the online matches get you points and qualifications for champs,

458
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which is the last tournament at the end of the year, which will be like in.

459
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Sometime after May, I think I don't remember exactly or in May.

460
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Oh, gotcha. That's that's how I took it.

461
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
So that's what it sounded like.

462
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Yeah. So this weekend, the these are the qualifying.

463
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So as we have next weekend and then for the first two qualifying weekends

464
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and then we have Christmas break for them, they have break for Christmas and New Year's

465
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and directly after New Year's that first weekend after they're back into the last set of qualifiers

466
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for the majors at the end of the month at the end of January.

467
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I think it's like the 20.

468
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Or fourth through the 28th or some shit like that.

469
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000
So innocent is in Boston.

470
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Boston, it's in Boston.

471
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So we had on on Friday, we had let me show them on the right date.

472
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,000
We had L.A. Thieves playing Seattle and Seattle actually took that in a 3-1.

473
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Like I was saying earlier, Seattle is looking mighty nice, mighty, mighty, mighty nice.

474
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,000
But a lot of pretty much all but the rookie on the team this year have fucking a champs ring.

475
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Like.

476
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Ily, Ily and Hook won champs to get one champs together in MW2 2019 MW2.

477
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,000
R-Cities one got his ring with FaZe in in Cold War.

478
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And then we have a new cat that one that one challenges champs last year.

479
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So that AmCircuit or whatever that's a rookie this year that is pretty fucking gross.

480
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,000
So this whole team is playing fucking playing real good.

481
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000
So gross. He's just fucking sway.

482
00:33:53,000 --> 00:34:01,000
He's as as as as as Jinx he would say he's got a good day.

483
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,000
OK, so Seattle's Italian, something like that.

484
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000
But Seattle actually took that in a 3-1 fashion.

485
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,000
So they took it pretty pretty they took it pretty dominantly and went to a map for in Seattle took one three and four.

486
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I think thieves won either the search and destroy their control.

487
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But I think the one the control may have been the hard point.

488
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The first map. But besides that, Seattle looks pretty dominant through the rest of the maps that they played.

489
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,000
So the next match that we had after that was Optic Texas and Seattle era and New York Seattle.

490
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So blinders, New York subliners and it was a close match went to a map five.

491
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I think it went to a round 11 to in the fifth round in New York took it three to in New York.

492
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Subliners are last year's champs from MW or Modern Warfare 2019.

493
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The original one is when Ily and Hook won their ring and then.

494
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Subliners are the champs of MW2 from last year.

495
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Wait, so they get rings like football people?

496
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Uh huh.

497
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
That's weird.

498
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Yep. Yep.

499
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
And like so I saw the ring.

500
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,000
I don't think they've shown the rings that they won last year for MW2, but the rings that the thieves got for Vanguard.

501
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000
It was essentially it was a version of a Super Roaring like straight up.

502
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I would sell it.

503
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:27,000
That's they've been that's how they've been the last like 10 years is that that style of ring.

504
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:33,000
If you win like turn it if you win the champs tournament like the big one or worlds or whatever the fuck it was, depending on the time.

505
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Yeah, you've got a fucking you've got a ring for it.

506
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Like that's why I like.

507
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Can you just buy me like a Ford Raptor R instead?

508
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Like you're going to spend a grand on a ring, can you just buy me a dope ass car?

509
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I fucking hate jewelry.

510
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,000
I mean, that's like, do whatever the fuck you want with it, I guess.

511
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Can you give me like a hundred thousand dollar gift card to McDonald's?

512
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
I'd rather have that.

513
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Dude, OK.

514
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Do you eat McDonald's, bro?

515
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
That one doesn't make sense to me.

516
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,000
I just go spend the gift card and buy the McDonald's.

517
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:20,000
OK, at that point, you might as well just start up your own franchise to be cheaper and you make more money in the long run.

518
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Well, since you're over here talking about champs over here or qualifiers.

519
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Right.

520
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
And I can I finish?

521
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I got at least one more for one more for Friday and then I got two more days to talk about.

522
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
And then we had it.

523
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
We got Atlanta phase.

524
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000
We got Atlanta phase, we got Atlanta phase in Boston breach to round out the day to round out Friday.

525
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
And it was actually that was a pretty good map.

526
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
That was a pretty good match to went to a map five.

527
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000
I remember how deep and when I may went to like around 10 or 11 or something like that.

528
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
But I'm Atlanta phase ended up taking it to the end three to.

529
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000
So but what would you like to say before we got forget into Saturday's matches?

530
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Oh, no, go for it, buddy.

531
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Oh, yeah. Finish ship for going to take over like that.

532
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I didn't think I thought you were on my back.

533
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Right. You sons of bitches.

534
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:13,000
So but Saturday, Saturday to start out, we had Carolina Ronald Ravens versus the Miami Heretics,

535
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
which is the new Spanish Spanish team you've heard me talk about when we have talked about Call of Duty on the podcast.

536
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
We can't get all that bottle, boy.

537
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
They sound like Halo guys.

538
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Heretics.

539
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:29,000
So Heretics has been been and actually in eSports eSports organization that's been around for a while.

540
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I think they I think they were in Halo at one point in time, but they're a Spanish or they're a Spanish or they're from Spain.

541
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
They're fucking weird.

542
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Yeah. And they took it over Carolina 3-0.

543
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And then after that, we had what was it?

544
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:49,000
We had a Vegas Legion and Minnesota Rocker, which Legion actually ended up taking that, which was actually pretty impressive.

545
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
They're looking like a pretty decent squad.

546
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
They just need to build up a little more consistency.

547
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,000
And I'll talk about that more after we talk when I get to their match for Sunday.

548
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And then the and then we had Toronto versus Toronto versus the Gorillaz to round that out.

549
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:17,000
And this has been a lot of speculation because the Gorillaz are the ones that I was telling you about that just like pretty much said they wanted out of the fucking league,

550
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:29,000
went fucking to ODark 30 until super, super last minute and then has like a big fucking roster drama and then finally locked everything in, hired two coaches and analyst and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

551
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, that's the Gorillaz. And they played Ultra and they actually didn't look bad.

552
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
They picked up a map off Ultra and Ultra is a super solid team.

553
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
But the maps that they lost like they weren't that bad.

554
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:48,000
So it was it was actually pretty impressive. These low caliber teams that people were thinking were going to be low caliber teams are actually doing something pretty impressive.

555
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Or at least are actually putting up like fights and kind of looking like they actually could be glimpses of something.

556
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
And then for Sunday, our first match was Seattle search versus Boston breach.

557
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:06,000
And we took that in a solid another 3-1 fashion. Let's go boys. That's why I'm saying they are looking exquisite.

558
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Seattle's never been a search team, like even since like the CDL started, like they've never been a search team.

559
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Illy is a search and destroy fucking mastermind.

560
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:27,000
That kid has been grinding hard point search and destroy tournaments in the offseason since he took a break for last year because of his thumb injury and shit like that and all the drama that was going on, blah, blah, blah.

561
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Thumb injury?

562
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah, yeah, he had a sister growing on his thumb from the way that he held his controller and how he moved his thumb.

563
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,000
So he had to adjust. He had to get it surgically removed and then so it wouldn't come back.

564
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:49,000
He had to get used to resting his thumb on his or his left thumb on his stick in a different way.

565
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:56,000
So essentially he would overextend and play really deep on his thumb. So like right here instead of right here, like where most people do.

566
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:05,000
So he would do it with the actual like backside of his pad. So playing the way that he does, just to give you guys an example, he's essentially holding his controller like that.

567
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:17,000
So super, super deep, like in the crease of it. So that's just putting a bunch of stress and constant wear and tear and shit on that fucking tendon where most of us are only playing like this.

568
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
You know what I'm saying?

569
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:27,000
So that caused a bunch of damage and ended up building a cyst on it. So he had to adjust his grip and now he's just back to fucking frying.

570
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Arsades is looking good, which like I was talking about, he's another one that has ring that was on LA Gorillaz last year with all the drama and blah, blah, blah.

571
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000
So they're looking super phenomenal. So I'm really excited to see how Seattle plays.

572
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Being a big local boy, I'm really excited to see if we can actually win a tournament and fucking make champs again.

573
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:50,000
You know, do how we've been doing because we've been at least placing the last two years that I've watched. They've placed at least fourth at champs.

574
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:57,000
So they were top four, top five teams. So like still super, still a super solid team, just not as consistent as they could be.

575
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Then we had Vegas and Carolina, which I honestly thought Vegas was actually going to take it.

576
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:09,000
They kind of choked a couple of choked a couple of rounds in a couple of matches, which ended up letting Carolina take away within three to use.

577
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:16,000
It was really good. It was a really good match. Then we had Gorillaz and Subliners and that too went to a map five with last year's champs and Gorillaz,

578
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000
which is all the drama and all the BS with them. Like it.

579
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Gorillaz actually should have won that and there went Dolphin. Where did he go?

580
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Probably DC or something. I don't know. He made his it's he was tired to listen to Call of Duty and throw a tantrum.

581
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Oh, there he is. When the fuck was that? Oh, what happened to you? I didn't do nothing.

582
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Motherfucker, I was talking. This fucking stupid fucking graphics driver installing apparently needed to fucking restart Discord.

583
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Apparently, I guess. And then the last match that we had for Sunday was LAPs versus Phase and Phase just fucking laid the dick on the foe head.

584
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Like 3-0. Yeah, like just gave them the madness.

585
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Gave it up. Pretty much. And then Friday of next week that we this this coming up Friday, we have Heretics versus Legion.

586
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:26,000
We have Thieves versus Breach, Optic versus Surge, which I'm excited for that one because Pred from the superstar SMG that we had last year is playing Optic Texas and Ilyin Hook.

587
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Both played for Optic. Hook played for Optic last year and Ilyin started at the beginning of the season.

588
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
They got dropped. So that's going to be an interesting one and see how it goes, especially with Ilyin.

589
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Surge has been playing better than Optic has, or at least in my personal opinion, they have a better record.

590
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:52,000
And then we have for Saturday, we have Heretics versus Minnesota, Legion versus Subliners and then Phase versus Surge, which that's going to be another really good one.

591
00:42:52,000 --> 00:43:00,000
And then we have Toronto and Carolina and then Carolina and Optic and then Thieves and Gorillas and then Breach in Toronto to end out the weekend.

592
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
And then it is Christmas break for the CDO. Until after the first of the year.

593
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:11,000
It's always Christmas break. Yep. Pretty much. Yep, pretty much.

594
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Another Christmas recommendation, Synthetic Theory of the Bells. Like an awesome song. Killing Floor James. Amazing.

595
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Synthetic does a prior soundtrack of killing floor exquisite.

596
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I am like loving that fucking game right now.

597
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I fucking told you, dude.

598
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I think it's I think it's a whole 27 seconds the first time and you're like, no, sir, I can't do it. It's too scary. It's too much.

599
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Then realized how much there is actually like in that game.

600
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000
I'm all about it. I'm all ready for it.

601
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I think. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, enough to go buy it for a bunch of you guys to come play with us.

602
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Oh, yeah. So and pay.

603
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
So we're still on this call of duty train.

604
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Uh-huh. Ergy.

605
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000
But I am appeasing you right now. OK.

606
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
And I'm downloading Warzone.

607
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:14,000
I'm a boy. I'm pretty sure I've had it installed.

608
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Yeah, I definitely uninstalled it when Fergie and I were trying to play.

609
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
It crashed on me like what, four times an hour.

610
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
And I was like, yeah, no, I'm good.

611
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
The four times in an hour.

612
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah, dude, it crashed on me so fucking often.

613
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I was like, you know, I'm not even I'm just now.

614
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Not this game.

615
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000
It was annoying. OK, I don't blame you.

616
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I do not blame you.

617
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
But so are you good for.

618
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Yes, I'm actually going through like breaking points, redone their whole website.

619
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I have I forgot to do my my fantasy stuff.

620
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Oh, well, you guys have fantasy stuff, too.

621
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Oh, bro, they even have they even have fucking betting on it, dog.

622
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
For Call of Duty. Yeah, for on price picks.

623
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Did you can you can bet on CSGO?

624
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
You can bet on CSGO, you bet on Call of Duty.

625
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Like, oh, yeah, you do over unders on how like how many.

626
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I just think we I don't think we can do it in Washington.

627
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
That's too much, bro. I'd be so down.

628
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
That's too much.

629
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
That's just too much.

630
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I think I think it's too much to do fantasy sports and I know itself,

631
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
but that's just I agree to that, too.

632
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
But you know, one of my best buddies, David does it and he fucking loves it.

633
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Oh, Davey does it.

634
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Oh, Davey, this is good, Davey.

635
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
But are you going to go, James, or what?

636
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Are we good? Are you done?

637
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
He said it was good.

638
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I'm just making sure it's good for I fucking interrupt again.

639
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
It's good.

640
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
It's it's good.

641
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Well,

642
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
hurry up, let's go.

643
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
My kids over here.

644
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
All right. Well, well, everybody that is.

645
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Oh, no. Oh, OK.

646
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I thought we were done. That's my bad.

647
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
That's my bad. I apologize.

648
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I apologize.

649
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,000
So that was not on purpose at all.

650
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Oh, Fergie.

651
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Oh, Fergie.

652
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Oh, I wish they'd be able to hear that.

653
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Yeah, I wish so, too, considering I'm the one that played it, too.

654
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
But no, I mean, you're good.

655
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
You can just send it. I was just going to talk about Pokemon regionals.

656
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Oh, go ahead. Oh, we just had one in.

657
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Fuck, what was it? Germany?

658
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I think last weekend and we got San Antonio, Texas, coming up this weekend.

659
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
So it's going to be interesting and then DLC drops Thursday

660
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:59,000
and changes everything for me in January.

661
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
It's going to be fun.

662
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
You were just talking about your tournament, so I was like, cool, I got one, too.

663
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah, he's going to shit on stage of yours.

664
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Yeah.

665
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Only if I win.

666
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
No, you said top four.

667
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah, I get to stop for. OK.

668
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
That's right. You did say that.

669
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
That's right. Top four.

670
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Top four is taking shit on stage.

671
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000
If you get if you get first, he's going to hawk it at the crowd.

672
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Oh, dude. And you're just like, absolute like.

673
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
You better be prepared.

674
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Change your computers on methamphetamines.

675
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Why do you not see your video right now?

676
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Mm hmm.

677
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Fergie, do you see this?

678
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Looks fine to me.

679
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Oh, my God. My computer looks like it.

680
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
My view of James look like he's cracked out.

681
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Oh, now, now he's kind of now he's kind of better.

682
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Oh, there's back. OK, what are you smoking, bro?

683
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
It was just you.

684
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
No, he's not going to find the whole time.

685
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
You're smoking you, homie.

686
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
That's what he's smoking.

687
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Mine's been fine.

688
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Well, since we were talking about regionals.

689
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,200
My sports ball pool ball regionals is coming up and we made it first in eight ball.

690
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,280
We might get the nine ball wild card draw.

691
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,520
So, so, yeah, yeah.

692
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,680
That's one step closer to getting to Vegas for the world fucking playoffs.

693
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,960
Hey, I'm trying to get to Hawaii for world champs, too, bro.

694
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,920
We're going to do this together.

695
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,560
Team my team made it.

696
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,760
Oh, that's too bad.

697
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:45,400
My team is in Vegas playing the world qualifiers while I'm in New Zealand,

698
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,040
getting gear from the CDC to go to Antarctica.

699
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,680
It is literally at the same exact time.

700
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,040
It fucking sucked, dude.

701
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,720
I was like, man, I've been playing pool for like three years.

702
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,280
And I'm finally going to get it.

703
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,640
Are you going to miss it this year?

704
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,040
Antarctica? No, Vegas.

705
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,400
No, no, I shouldn't be.

706
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,920
I'm not going to Antarctica this year,

707
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,960
so I won't be leaving the States until June.

708
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:15,160
I'd come back in like mid August and then probably go back.

709
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,680
I mean, I'm going to Greenland and then probably go back to Greenland

710
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,360
from October through February.

711
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,680
Or through to February.

712
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,640
What is world?

713
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,440
What is world champs for you guys?

714
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,680
That was because ours is going to be in August.

715
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,960
Yeah, it was like first week in August, second week in August.

716
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,640
Somewhere in the sounds about right.

717
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,680
Go. So we better be both be winning, bro.

718
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,560
Fucking hope so.

719
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,080
Do you want to be world champs together?

720
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,560
I fucking last week, we won't be the tenacious geeks.

721
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,600
We'll be the world fucking champs.

722
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,920
Last fucking Wednesday, bro, I was playing eight ball, man, and I fucking

723
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,160
I should have won, but I scratched on the eight ball twice

724
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,040
and it made me lose.

725
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,400
Oh, made me lose my match.

726
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,800
Bro. Yeah.

727
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,160
But then I played the same person in nine ball

728
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,840
and I absolutely fucking annihilated.

729
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,840
I like went up to her.

730
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,400
I was like, hey, this is my shot of redemption.

731
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,560
She's like, yeah, you're right.

732
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,880
And I'm like, OK, game on.

733
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,520
Just annihilate them.

734
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,320
They have just fucking annihilated.

735
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,080
I'm more of a nine ball player.

736
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,640
I'm ranked higher in nine ball than I am an eight ball. But.

737
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,520
You guys have what rank are you?

738
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,440
So there's different ranking systems for nine ball and eight ball.

739
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,440
Eight ball, you can be level two through level.

740
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,320
Seven, I believe.

741
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,840
And then for nine ball, you can be one through nine.

742
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,400
And and eight balls.

743
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,320
I mean, I guess, yeah, I thought for some reason when you said ranking,

744
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,000
I was thinking like a world or national.

745
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
No, it's just skill level.

746
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,520
But yeah, no, it's just your personal skill level

747
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,600
and based off your lifetime stats, at least in the league that I'm in.

748
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,600
There's many, many other leagues and other ones like I play in APA.

749
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,600
There's BCA, and that's based off a point system.

750
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:16,720
So like you can be, you know, ranked 305 out of a thousand,

751
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,960
you know, or you can be higher and, you know, that very dependent.

752
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,000
But at least in the league that I'm playing, though,

753
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,560
that's how your skill levels work.

754
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:31,640
And like. Your skill levels and eight ball

755
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:36,800
correlate to how many games you have to win in that match to win that match.

756
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,200
Hmm.

757
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,040
And then like a nine ball, your skill level

758
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:46,280
correlates to how many balls you have to make in order to win.

759
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,680
All so much emphasis you have every every ball.

760
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,600
I don't know why one point, the nine ball is worth two points.

761
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,680
OK, and that's that's how many points you have to make to win that match.

762
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,600
So there's a lot more to it than I thought for nine ball.

763
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,400
I mean, it's a lot of math.

764
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,080
Yeah, both scoring and playing the game.

765
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,000
Math makes math makes my brain hurt.

766
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,120
That's why he plays Call of Duty.

767
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,000
I just need to I just need to know what fucking bullet drop is.

768
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,160
OK, and how many dashes to put on.

769
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,320
Oh, it doesn't have.

770
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,360
You know, fuck it doesn't.

771
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,560
I mean, man, not not fucking Battlefield.

772
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,840
Well, yeah, I don't.

773
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,800
Or a real life.

774
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,120
This one, it's essentially every fucking hundred meters is a dash.

775
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,400
OK.

776
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,880
So unless I mean, even oh, yeah, it was even like it's been like that.

777
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,160
It's been like that since war zone one.

778
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:49,320
Oh, the snipers had the marksman rifles are hitscan, but the snipers are

779
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,440
the snipers you have to lead.

780
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,400
Like you can build up to the point where you only had to lead them a little bit.

781
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,800
And it wasn't like super realistic.

782
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,240
But like these games and shit like that, like you have to put

783
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,320
you have to put some actual lead on it.

784
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,080
And I'm going to I just love Battlefield, man.

785
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080
Battlefield two.

786
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,040
That was fucking the shit, bro.

787
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,120
You're sitting across the map for somebody and you see some other sniper

788
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,760
up on a mountain somewhere and you're just like, all right, they're they're here.

789
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,320
I need to aim way up here and then over this way because of windage.

790
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,960
What's my distance and what's my wind deck?

791
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,160
I need to put you over here.

792
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,600
I want to I want to pull a Jamie for a sec.

793
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,280
Click that stream real quick for why this is this is.

794
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,160
This is a legit website.

795
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,680
We're talking about math and for being bad at math.

796
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,760
We have full fucking calculators for Pokemon legit.

797
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,760
Like this shit is ridiculous.

798
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,480
Oh, Ferg's mad.

799
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,000
Like all the way down to like throwing his shit

800
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,800
like one's like a fucking.

801
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,280
Throwing a tantrum like look, doubles level 50 fucking

802
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,320
individual sets that each Pokemon would have like to where certain attacks

803
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,920
would do certain damage to guarantee a knockout.

804
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,480
Like it's fucking ridiculous sometimes.

805
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,800
Yeah, like all of that.

806
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,120
I just I had to show you because this is a legit like.

807
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,680
Fucking calculator website.

808
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,240
I mean, I'll just know.

809
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,080
I'll start talking about attachments and shit.

810
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,400
That's my math.

811
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,400
Like, look, fucking grassy terrain, fucking special abilities,

812
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:25,040
terror types, types, fucking everything down to the fucking gender, bro.

813
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,120
Because it makes a difference.

814
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,720
Everything makes a difference.

815
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,920
Yeah, I saw this funny thing on on

816
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,280
on Instagram, and it was a squirtle.

817
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,440
Like, I don't know if it was merged as a needle queen,

818
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,520
but the name generated popped up with a squirt queen.

819
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,600
That was good.

820
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,800
And I approve.

821
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,040
Oh, yeah.

822
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,040
So we were just talking about math like this.

823
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,200
This shit is ridiculous.

824
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,480
Math is a wonderful thing.

825
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,600
It pulls up this and it's like guaranteed.

826
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,000
It is a really cool thing.

827
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,640
And shit like that.

828
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,800
Math and do some math math math math math.

829
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,840
That's a quick way to get fucking muted.

830
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,960
So angry.

831
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:20,080
And quick way for minus four is.

832
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,680
Look, look at this. See, look, mute.

833
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,600
You want to hit KO.

834
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,600
Shit like that.

835
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,680
All right. Are you done saying?

836
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,320
Nifty. I just wanted to show you.

837
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,360
It's it's ridiculous.

838
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,960
Oh, for froze.

839
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,800
Did I freeze? No.

840
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,560
No, I was just I was just holding perfectly still.

841
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,720
No, but I like your kind of.

842
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,440
Master the art of saying so still.

843
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,680
I like your.

844
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,320
Emo haircut you got going on there.

845
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,120
Oh, dude.

846
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:02,960
Should I match?

847
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:04,800
Hold on.

848
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,400
Dude, I was taking a drink, you fucking fucker.

849
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,760
Oh, God, they're fixing their hair.

850
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:18,000
Yeah, but I mean, look at like Ferg's hairstyle, though.

851
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,520
I got you, dude.

852
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,000
You don't like understand the struggle, bro.

853
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,600
I like you.

854
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,160
I was getting down the middle.

855
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,240
Yeah, I can. I hate it.

856
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,760
I hated that. I thought that was the dumbest fucking hairstyle

857
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,280
the whole like, yeah.

858
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,240
Hate that shit.

859
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,960
But it was dumb.

860
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,040
I can't.

861
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,880
I had to shut up.

862
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,520
And my hair is.

863
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,080
Shaggy.

864
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,920
You got longer hair than me.

865
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,320
All right, sign us out.

866
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,840
All right.

867
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,520
Well, all right, everybody.

868
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,560
Well, this has been fucking a drag out, knock down, drag out, boring,

869
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,800
one hell of a no topic episode of Tenacious Geeks.

870
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,840
Shit really going on over the fucking finals.

871
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,360
And my trip and fucking a whole lot of like just really

872
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,840
not necessary going on to fucking necessary to the podcast.

873
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,960
But, you know, we love you.

874
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,040
You watch that fucking show.

875
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:13,760
Yep, that one.

876
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,360
Do that. Definitely do that.

877
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,400
Maybe not. Don't.

878
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:16,840
Yeah.

879
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,600
Fucking to you, boys.

880
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,680
Or you would you'd fucking love this show.

881
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,640
It's a good show.

882
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:23,520
Fucking to you, boys.

883
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,480
Don't would like it, too.

884
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,760
It's very investigative.

885
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:26,960
Ah.

886
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,960
But that fight scenes.

887
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,640
This is this is this.

888
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,400
This is this week's late episode of Tenacious Geeks.

889
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,200
I am the first that is chaotic.

890
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,280
He is the dolphin.

891
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,080
You know, Craig's here because we're recording on Discord.

892
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,000
We already said that. But we love you.

893
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,560
You may love us. You may not.

894
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,800
We don't care as long as we bring a smile to your face and a pucker to your butthole.

895
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,600
We are here for entertainment pleasures.

896
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,360
Only go fiddle yourself.

897
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,800
We love you. The geeks are out.

898
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,000
They're going to lay a lane.

899
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,840
You like puckering, but I guess I'm taking your starfish.

900
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,240
Hey, what?

901
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,720
Your chocolate starfish.

902
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,680
Hey, I'm like, oh, my chocolate salt. Hey, on Thursday we do arms.

903
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,280
Because if you know, if you want your stick, your wrinkle stick or a fucking.

904
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,680
Fish star or whatever.

905
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,600
Oh, yeah, that was so.

906
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,720
I love that guy. He's so fucking funny.

907
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Oh, terrible.

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Oh, if you want, if you want a super hot mommy's taco on Taco Tuesday.