There it goes.
I'm
Hello Craig. Yeah, Craig. This is our agent Craig
What Craig does is he records all the audio at a discord for me to upload into a podcast episode later
And it's great because when he starts you guys now recording
Really oh
I was like I never heard a guy dude me and Craig we go way back
How many people are in this squad right now we got six you want medic so you want to meet a browser
Freed you can play it. Oh fire. Yeah, if you if you do the server browser and then look for ze Elmo killers
Server what killers for killer killers. That's what I meant to say
Big friend friend killers and just in suicidal or remove the filters
Yeah, they're gonna be on there actually that's true. I can tell you what map is running. Give me a second
I'm gonna tell you right now. We're gonna get carried by the level three commando
Helleners 10 wave in this container and station James ain't gonna carry you for shit. No, you guys are gonna carry me
You're gonna wish you're gonna wish Craig was there instead of James at least Craig would be you know useful fair enough
Yeah, I was I wish I was useful. Yeah
Useful I
Try to be
No fucking cussing dude listen, okay
My other friend illus be just invited me to a game
Real
Actually games real and true
Really tough
It's kind of weird chaotic. Where's your perk at would you put it?
Which is weird because my computer is not containment
So you get it there it is and I play containment station. It's so long
Last time I played containment station was the last time I played containment station. That's crazy
Naturally, you guys believe that
Such a long time ago, I can't remember that I don't at all. I made that up
You guys you guys just heads up. I'm complete ass just so you know
Just fine, this is gonna be awesome. Yeah fine shigo and stand it next to shigo if they have a plus sign above their head
Then you stayed near that person. Yeah
I used to play World of Warcraft so I could I get a reeds work
Just yell at me
You said it's Chicago
I can't ready up. Let me reconnect. Oh, he's dead
Oh, no, we lost somebody invite somebody oh
So we actually reserved that six spot for Kusu, sorry
Kusu said on his VR headset, alright
Say good night. Was that the last thing you said?
I'm like
I'm not leaning over here
You were sure okay, I was like
You guys you guys might want to come down the solid I'm a little laggy right now
Oh
That's just you James
I'm like
Settings down
Well, I'm just trying to play the leg. Let's go
Go go there
Yeah, are we sure we're playing oh
Oh, I'm gonna I'm perfect. I get like perfect rich right now
Well, yeah, you always do hit righteous client side. What do you mean? Oh, no, no, not like that like it's responsive
I mean you only have like 160 pain the same thing I get when I play on
worries
Let's go
Yeah, of course you did
Yeah, my computer hates this fucking game. So no your computer hates you in
In your settings. Are you running with in your graphics? Look for your nevada flex gives and fluids. Oh turn that off
Because that was broken Ranger
Oh, yeah, a funny, okay, funny. Yeah, I just got it back up. So
Yeah, check your check your video settings and make sure the gives influence
I'm Apple. I get my wife
My wife. Oh, yeah, it's off
Okay, that's my wife and by the way James. We are playing on hell on earth. So this is the hardest difficulty
So this is my server and it's ever so slightly harder than hell on earth. Okay
Don't give him excuses people he just sucks it's okay
Oh
The server if you press T as in tango and then type in exclamation point OT
Oscar tango
Open up the trader pod anywhere
Dude, oh, this is fucking amazing super speed. I love this shit. That's entertaining a shit except you keep hitting the fucking wall
Don you know, it's a little hard
It's kind of hard to run. Okay
Before you
You need to know
Run in Jesus. Yeah, super speed
Super speed
He's doing it sideways
If you pull out your knife and then walk not run walk
You'll go mega first
Resty then type in
Yeah
It opens the trailer anyway. We're starting. Where's beginning? Get back?
Yeah, I need to get back now. Oh
Hey, I got back in on your life. Oh, I got back in but I'm not able to spawn yet. Yeah, cuz you're dead
Start
I'm scared of this you guys
You're fine. Go meet with freed. He's your best friend. No, I'm not in yet anyway, but I'm scared. No, no
Oh, I see. Don't be with freed. He's your best friend
free needs you
He needs you
He needs you and you need you need freed
Are you taking the rider and can I
Overgo it. I see how I see how it is mate the restraint you shot me. Wow
She shoots the medic he's got the right idea the medics the enemy shooting me it is the real enemy
I'm just gonna cry
This have time oh never
You the fire hurts Dalton, is that what you're trying to tell us? Is that what you're saying?
Don't be a little bitch man up I get us down fire
We grow it's fine
No, that's what my gosh, but that's all my dosh piton uniforms for
You know
I'm not just allowed for no reason.
I have no cloud to fucking manage that.
You go.
I don't know because I actually did it quite low.
Who I doubt pressing X to doubt.
I W's W's guys.
Look at that.
I like how you're shooting me in the time.
What is that?
How you know?
You're supposed to do.
It's a new firebug strike.
The medic.
When in such a way.
One keeps you safe, keeps you warm, you say it's been one.
If doctors have shot.
The way they move anywhere, they stay there.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Is that a hello kitty?
That date?
What was this in burst?
Fish.
The whole hero is here.
The whole year.
I'm so poor.
You're going to call me the whole ninja.
You know.
What is this?
A poverty game in the largest.
That's okay.
It's really does feel like the largest aren't giving me the money.
Hold on.
So.
How long have you guys all been playing this game?
Came into early access in 2015.
I've been playing since I've been playing since beta, but I have less hours on them.
I was playing killing for one for a while.
I think I have a little over 300 hours in that one.
I'm about like 600 in KF one and I've now hit 2500 in this.
I don't know any money you can spare.
I got a 30.
I'm good.
I got 38 dash.
You want it?
I'm good.
Okay.
Good.
Remember games.
The person with a plus.
If the person with the plus got this dolphin.
This is our.
Are we getting me?
I'm just sitting here with whoever these guys are.
Who are these guys are?
We're not that long.
I'm just.
That's all you are.
All we are.
You look at us.
Man, you guys are my.
My protectors.
Protectors.
You ready?
You're my protectors.
I'm ready as I'll ever be.
I keep him safe.
Guys.
Keep him safe.
New.
Oh, thank you.
I'm just sitting here with whoever these guys are.
Who are these guys are?
What are they?
They're all the kind of people that you need to be with.
You know,
they're the kind of people that have the same experience as you.
They're the kind of people that you want to be with.
You know,
when a large shows up I'm going to run like a little coward.
Just letting you know.
Yeah.
I'll probably be right behind you on that one.
No, no, no.
See your gunslinger, you're,
you're all about them large kills.
I'm, I'm,
I'm all about making them angry.
A second real life.
Yeah.
I think the whole needs to be the sacrificial lamb.
It's all good.
What are these crawlers doing?
How many are there?
There you go.
Shoot your well, dolphin.
Yeah, I'm gonna go slow, right?
When I'm reloading.
Yeah.
Yup.
Blame it on that.
James.
It'll happen.
Slow motion doesn't prime time to reload.
Change my mind.
Yes it is.
It's your turn to enjoy the animation.
Ew.
Actition.
Ew.
Stop it.
You're not funny.
That's gross.
I thought it was funny.
I knew you find it funny.
Of course.
Listen, I read on the official discord that tactician is a really good skill.
Oh, okay.
They're breaking through.
There.
Hi.
On the door.
Oh, door.
Oh, no.
Don't make me cry again.
Don't make me cry.
I love making people cry.
Make people cry.
I'm an onion.
James, make me cry.
Make you cry.
You're a rock.
Dude, that was such a horrible scene.
Oh my god.
You're a rock.
You're the rock.
You're a rock.
You're the rock.
Dude, there are.
Dude, you're a rock.
Dude, there are.
Well, we tell our buddy Fergie because he gets so mad.
Oh man, y'all got an objective.
You know what?
I'm gonna say it.
Oh, I'm reloading all, Zedge.
Dude, there are.
Is this the objective?
I mean, whoa, whoa, our husk.
Can't you hear yourself?
I'm dead.
Why?
Snap six.
I'm dead.
All the meatballs.
Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Actually, no.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Make sense.
Oh, I am out of ammo.
I do that first.
I spell did you catch it or did you shoot the floor?
Like what happened?
I did.
The first one was the floor.
That's fucked up.
That's.
I thought you caught it and shared it with me.
The second one.
The second one, I think I did though.
It was not a.
The crawler came in to finish the job.
Versus.
Smarter Zeds.
One sharp shooter versus one Crawley boy.
Yeah, you keep holding that door, Dolphin.
Pretty much.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
I'm stuck.
No.
Are you fine?
You fine?
I'm good.
I'm going to.
No way.
Oh, don't come back.
I forgot to change my settings.
So my melee button is not even there.
Oh, that's important.
Yeah, I forgot that I changed those when I deleted that.
Oh, shit.
So many excuses.
That the fuck up, Robert?
What are the what are those three doing?
Watch out.
Are they are they good?
Are they all right?
We're good.
Show off.
Put your dollar in the storage, our James.
All right, Dolphin.
You saw me hit every single one of those shots, right?
I didn't miss any of those.
Absolutely.
100%.
Yeah.
I'm starting to feel like you're lying to cover for freedom.
All right.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I saw some stuff.
I'm afraid.
But I also.
I absolutely watched everything.
I saw some stuff.
You didn't see anything.
Oh, it didn't work.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Exclamation mark first.
Is there a mic for?
Oh, exclamation mark first.
He sold my bullpup instead of my varmint.
Wait, the health drawer is on here.
Yes, I did bend the third one.
Enjoy playing the games.
You don't have to go to the trader.
Oh, really?
Oh, whatever.
He's special.
Remember?
Come on.
There's ammo over here if anyone needs it.
Yeah, I'm special.
He just lacks a couple brain cells.
That's fine.
Couple?
Yeah.
He's still a special boy.
I'm a special boy.
I got like a hundred doff.
There is a bunch of ammo over here too by me.
Pain me.
James, turn around.
What?
There's ammo.
You don't know.
Did you come to?
Please.
Ammo.
Make it back in time.
Over here.
Make it back in time.
Back up the ammo.
I'm trying to.
Never mind.
You can't anymore.
I was like, I can't.
It's hard for me to read.
Just call me.
I can't see colors.
I'm going back where I was.
I don't do that.
I wouldn't go to the purple area.
No, I'm going back where I was.
I just see red.
Red everywhere.
This is why I'm so angry all the time.
You're going to die yourself.
I'm going to be super sweaty coming back.
That was funny.
I love the timing.
Yes.
Kill them all.
Your gym teacher would be very proud of you.
I'm just trying not to die, you guys.
The fitness grand-pacer test.
Nice timing.
Thank you.
I got robbed.
There's a multi-stage in robbing.
What is a fitness test?
A physical torture for kids, essentially.
I am perishing.
Oh my gosh.
She goes to me.
I'm trying.
Nigella is perishing.
Nigella is robbing you.
Oh my gosh.
Nigella is robbing you.
I'm robbing you.
Every time I try to dart him, it goes to you.
I can't believe you're actually using my real government name
right now.
SMH mode.
Oh my god.
Why are you dawg?
I'm boxing on Twitch.
How dare you.
You will never have it on your Twitch.
You're so talking to me.
That's beyond the point.
Okay.
I hate this.
Dude, that fucking islas per guy.
Are you looking at me?
Get your extends, please.
Don't look at me.
Get your extends.
I'll be right back.
Give me the element of ammo.
I want it.
I love balance range.
Won't even get seven extends.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, what the heck, man?
What the heck, man?
I'm waking you to the better.
Why aren't you doing the physically impossible thing?
I don't see.
You're right.
Aren't you actually hacking?
I'll suicide at the end of this one.
I'll do it.
Do the ruler.
Or you can just come out of nowhere.
Yeah.
I do that all the time.
Surprise, motherfucker.
You punching him?
Punch him.
Fuck that little bitch.
Why are you hurt?
Oops.
Don't do that.
Because you're not going to do your job.
Damn.
I want you to know that the way you're playing right now,
like the ping you're playing at right now is the ping I usually play at when we play CD.
I got you.
It's good.
I don't want to kill you now.
So what?
What Elmo's trying to say is get good.
Get good.
Actually, I'm almost keeping up with you.
I'm more killin' you.
Actually, like, it just, just, uh...
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I get to find out both sort of things really good.
Hell yeah.
Why are you drinking my life?
What the fuck, dude?
Uh, Elmo, don't...
Got it.
I'm going to heal you. I got you.
Thanks, bro.
Money.
To your life.
Get it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm painting up your shoulder.
Kill him.
Get him.
This is always such a weird map for me.
If you aim low on that door,
where are you going to get a crawler?
Oh, yeah.
Blue.
25, we can get...
We can get streaks and flesh buns now, right?
Yeah, we got a sprek over here.
We can get the flesh buns now.
That's all normal.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
We just haven't gotten any.
Damn, that's a shame.
Read your impossible to dart.
Yup.
That's okay.
Elfin's great.
All we make himself hard to dodge on purpose.
I know.
Anybody who plays with it is like,
let me make this for you.
Hey, Dolphin, look out.
Hello, hello.
Wow, good job.
I just want to say that this is freaking awesome, you guys.
Thanks for hopping into Discord.
Yeah, thanks for joining me.
Yeah.
I was away putting groceries away,
and then I come back and there are significantly less people in the Discord channel.
I'm sitting in.
Where did they go?
I put my headset on and then I hear their voices anyway.
Like, wait, hold on.
Are you mad?
I mean, are you mad though?
We were never real to begin with.
You've been asleep for years.
Hey, you're doing too.
You are damaged.
Do it.
Get him.
Fuck that bitch.
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching.
Get him.
Blast in.
I started blaced.
Blasting.
I took out my six shooters.
My.
Mine's a 45 shooter.
No, it's a five shooter.
No.
You're sure?
We're talking about two inches in the game or real life?
Sure.
That means virtually.
Two inches.
I got to call him.
You got a big dog.
I'm by Trump.
I mean, my horse is.
Nigel, I'm trusting you.
Okay. Nobody remember team.
Right now. I fully trust you.
Oh, super lag.
Holy crap.
Old.
I trusted Nigel and I think nobody has good.
Nobody has good.
I don't have a good.
That's all.
It's almost like you're all Americans.
I didn't even pick this server.
He didn't.
That's free.
I did.
I'm just going to show off.
And then I played firebug.
I'm going to have to worry about being.
That's why I was like, I really don't want to.
Sure.
I got you.
It's not that bad.
I got you.
I got you, buddy.
What is your pain?
That's not that bad.
That's how I got introduced to CD.
Okay.
I still can't.
I still can't really do anything.
When I started playing CD.
I was playing commando and sharpshooter.
That 200 ping.
Always.
It's doable.
You're going to grab the.
Don't do it.
What are you doing?
I already own the game.
Sweet.
Oh, let's run.
I hear in the kf1 sounds.
That's weird.
You installed more sound mods.
Hey, yeah.
There is.
Bring your stones.
I want to.
Let's go.
I have to.
Through some things here.
Everything works.
Get in my way.
Go for it.
He's coming.
What's he doing?
Whatever he's doing.
Oh my God.
He went flying.
Let's get the shit out of me.
It was all according to plan.
Absolutely.
Calculated.
Are you going to let them send things?
Two more.
Technically.
I'm going to drop the next one.
I can take the crawler if you want to.
There we go.
Scorcher gaming. Let's go.
Let's go.
Did I got a shot so sick earlier today?
That voodoo lost his shit on it.
That's how you know it's a good shot.
I have to run over there.
Hi.
I got a.
I shot a husk on.
What's it called?
The it's off.
What's the map called this one with the dance floor?
Monster ball.
It was up top.
It was jumping and I caught it.
At the apex of its jump just took its head off.
Instant death.
Wow.
You're so cool.
You're just mad that you've never done anything cool like that.
Oh, you've done it.
Not as worthy.
I am not.
I'm cool.
You're also very self-aware.
So I'll give you that.
Thank you.
No doxing in the discord, please.
It's what it's what it's different at now.
So it's such an unusual.
They're going to tell where I live.
I'm not sure.
They're going to tell where I live now.
You can't say the word.
I can say whatever the fuck I want.
I wasn't talking to you.
This is.
For healing is literally.
Tits out.
I'm trying to get punished.
I want to watch out.
Look out.
Oh God.
Why?
I'm about to ammo.
No, the dolphin just as I hit you.
I hate this map for healing.
So much.
Holy shit.
You're already level five.
Let's go.
Yeah, I know, right?
Let's go dude.
Let's fucking send it.
We're good.
So now that now that we can actually depend on him for some extensions.
So I'm switching off.
I mean, I'm trying.
I'm.
Trying.
Oh, free slinging.
It's actually slinging.
I have weight.
You know these ones.
She.
You say 23.
22.
Can you guys watch me for a sec real quick?
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm going to fix some settings.
Yeah, I'm watching.
Can we just, can I just do this?
Oh, wow.
You can do that.
So.
Stop.
You know, it's funny too.
It actually, you can do this in any server as long as you have an admin there.
But the funny thing is by default, the game just pauses and doesn't say game pause.
So the game just doesn't tell you your pause.
So even if you were to pause and multiple server, everyone just thinks they crash.
So they just like leave.
They just all that forward.
I used to do that a lot. It was really funny.
It was a funny shit.
Like we've met game and I just hit, I have a key bind for it.
That's why I can pause and non pause so quickly.
I just pass the server.
Everybody would freeze and plays.
And I just go, oh, I think I crashed.
This is awesome.
All right. I think I'm good. I'm good.
Thank you. Thank you. That's tight.
I was just trying to change some of these key binds.
We got you, man.
There we go.
Yeah, it's only, it's like much nicer.
I think with three out of five of the admins on the server right now.
Actually, yeah.
The only two we're missing are ashen code.
I think of the other two admins.
Oh, cause it's not.
Two out of the three.
Oh, dunks to dunks to dunks is admin.
We can make it a full admin team.
Full admin team.
I think we're going to have to do that.
We're going to have to do that.
Later on, we're going to have to do that tomorrow,
and look at this.
This is awesome.
Oh my gosh.
It's all the same.
I had to get a full admin team.
It's your buffs.
Get your buffs here.
I'm not level.
I need to get buff.
Lies.
This dude's hella buff.
Just saying, sorry.
I got enough.
in. Let's nerf it.
Oh, fuck.
Don't.
Isn't it?
Oh, it's funny.
Shit.
That's what it is.
That is so great.
Hey, I drank my fucking protein powder today.
My normal shit knows fine.
I drink my apple juice.
You are even nerfed.
Like I like chocolate milk.
And you got me out.
And mountain.
I like mountain dew and marbles.
Really?
Just a little bit.
Back up.
I'm trying.
I'm not a Marble guy, but I'm out.
Do you?
Why aren't you?
Aren't speaking in.
I mean, are you a smoker?
Well, what is that?
Great doing.
Oh, OK.
What do you?
What are you?
You're a mess.
Nah, I smoke a talent.
So like a cigarette.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, I've always been a Marble guy.
That's fair.
That's just my.
I was always a camel guy.
Camels.
I started at camels, but.
Camels.
You are a camel, Robert.
Give them 99s.
It's very long.
You best be watching that.
They're crazy.
You're running up on him.
I'm running up on him.
Yeah, there's two of them.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to.
Oh, he's so sick with it.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Get him.
It sounds to me like you seek from it.
That's crazy.
How could that happen?
So good.
Get that shit.
Oh, you're so.
Oh, I'm running.
He's running so long.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I'm going to kill them.
Right.
There we go.
Let me start.
I mean, let me put a name.
I run Miss Stalker shot gaming.
Hell yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's great.
It's man.
So that was probably like a full four QP squad.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
We don't have quarter pounds on this server.
They turn into scrapes instead.
Oh, thank God.
I'm not out of ammo here.
Quarter pounds are fun, but not as fun as scrapes.
We also, I don't know if you've noticed that,
but we don't have any Edars either.
The robots aren't here.
Which is really nice.
You guys can also put down spare weapons
if you have extra money.
So if you are running low on ammo,
you can just throw it on another gun
and then just pick one up when you need to.
Oh, yeah.
They do not.
We do have we do have DP and they do not despawn
on the floor.
Yeah, DP is drop protection.
Yeah.
So in the same way you do the open trader thing,
you can also do exclamation point DP.
Once you've done that,
other people can't pick up your guns on the floor.
Oh, that's okay.
You can sell your DP.
So like you could you could.
Robert, all their weapons right now
and try to pick up mine and they wouldn't be able to.
I like this not having to run to the trader thing.
Yeah, it's nice.
This is fucking legit.
You love CD.
This is fucking amazing.
One of the things that we normally do,
we have to manage a bunch of spares
and it takes a little bit of time sometimes between waves.
So having having the ready up system
and then the trader time and everything,
it's really nice because otherwise it would be
almost impossible to do with the amount of time trader has.
Yeah, it took me like three waves just now
to like get used to not having unlimited
trader time.
Because we don't we get a minute here,
but I'm still thinking about changing that.
I'm considering turning the trader time
up to like three minutes on the server, like two.
I appreciate.
Was it me?
That was me on accident.
It's like the button.
Solo.
I mean, I stopped shooting.
I knew it was the house.
I stopped shooting. I didn't call the prep.
You didn't call. It's like, you know,
now you got to pick up some cards.
I'm all come on.
I pick up this card.
I'm my phone number, my email and my
portness.
My server.
Please call me back.
I've been waiting a month now.
Sir, I've been trying to call you about your cars,
extended warranty.
I don't even have a car.
Well, you're about to have a car now.
Dolby, tell me when you were in Antarctica
that they called you.
That was called still.
No, you asshole.
Dude, there's no fucking calling down there,
my dude.
There is.
We even said there was.
Yeah.
What when we had?
I was probably a satellite phone or something.
Which you.
Yeah.
So this dude was in Antarctica for like a year.
And he didn't even find his calling down there.
There was one in Antarctica for seven months.
He didn't find the fucking stairway to the
12 Anglans.
Only 12.
Wow.
What the fuck?
You didn't see the dinosaur?
It's not considered animal abuse.
I can watch that shit again.
Oh, did you do?
Did you over the ice wall then?
Did you see the other lands that the
talk about?
Yes, I did.
I actually did see the ice wall.
I was going to take that live and in the flash.
I have pictures of the white walkers are bro.
You don't want to go down there.
You don't want to tango with them.
I'm pushing up on this fuck.
Yeah, go for your friend in front of me here.
Oh, but the bloat.
I'm popping the bloat.
Right behind you.
Oh, hi.
He's low.
A couple of grenades out there.
He's not low.
He's not.
I don't fucking know.
They just fucking spawned all in one area.
I did that.
Oh, I thought you were looking away on my screen.
I love that.
Yeah, I know what happened.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was looking at your rotation was not replicated properly.
And that's.
I want to say that's on me, but it's not.
I was like, there's a bunch of things in front of me.
He's looking straight that way.
Like he's got that.
I can take this one stalker and then set that down.
His legs are facing forward.
First it was facing backwards, but his head is facing backwards.
No, every, every part of you was facing like the front.
But you were looking straight ahead.
Fully.
Did I not get that?
It's great.
Oh, okay.
No.
And all the buoys.
Oh, shit.
All the middle movies.
So this is where I switch to survivalist.
No.
If you do, I switch to survivalist.
No.
I switch to survivalist.
No.
If you do, I switch to commando.
Fuck.
What if I switch to survivalist?
Oh, okay.
I would assume that we're playing the tournament again.
Last last six.
In the tournament.
If you, if you switch to survivalist, I'm calling you cringe.
Shit.
That's crazy.
That's cold.
That's icy.
I see.
I'm carrying our sweet gone.
Sorry.
Who?
Sweet and sour.
What?
Ask.
Why would you want sweet and sour ass?
Who asked?
We painful.
Thank you.
That sounds.
Yeah, that does sound kind of painful.
I will not give you that.
I will not give you that when you ever get black.
It's our babies to put that on your asshole.
There you go.
Man, like that.
That seems painful.
No, it's just delicious.
What do you mean?
There is definitely some scraki's in here.
Very good.
I enjoy the sound of that.
Flash pound and two scrapes.
Kill him up.
Kill him.
Oh, oh, what is he doing?
Something, isn't it?
Oh my.
I absolutely hate this map because.
Level seven now.
How far can you go?
I'm going to go.
Level seven now.
How fucking quick this is leveling.
You man, you doing good.
Keep it going.
He's in level one.
Everyone carries you buddy.
I'm going to throw Dosh.
Well, to be fair, if you're getting really carried, you're not going to get a lot of
exp.
Is the reality.
Switched to survival.
I got to get a bunch of kills for this.
You cringe.
Free your cringe.
Did he actually go?
He actually went to Rebels.
He did.
I did.
Oh my goodness.
I can't believe this.
I don't know.
I left.
Frag not.
He hates us.
He's not very.
It's sociable.
I should say.
Oh shit balls motherfucker.
Too many people in the room.
No, he wasn't really talking anyway.
Yeah.
I have a lot of friends that are like that when there's so many people in the room,
they're like, they get really like not agitated, but like it becomes too much.
Socially awkward.
Yeah.
I'm just awkward and I accept it.
I'm just awkward always.
So you're not socially awkward.
Just awkward.
I'm just always.
Thanks.
True.
You are kind of a Pokemon player.
Oh my god.
I saw something to brag about.
I don't get it.
It's not.
Okay.
Hot take.
I think being a committed Pokemon player is really cool.
Which man?
Tell me what meta.
What?
Let's be real.
Which one?
I'm competitive now.
I mean.
I keep saying the only Pokemons that matter are the Pokemons that are the original 150.
I agree.
Okay.
I'm working on it this year, but.
Oh.
Try.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to be known that I play.
You do channeling me.
What?
I play Kachan competitively.
I get it.
Do you even poke your mom, bro?
Do you poke?
I'm not even going to laugh though.
What?
I mean, tell you, I poke your mom.
I wish I had a mom.
You're so quirky, Sarah.
I wish I had a mom.
I don't like your attitude.
That was pretty original.
Nigel, Nigel, can you focus on this lesson?
I'm sorry.
I can do it.
What's going on here?
A lot.
You're not getting trapped in here.
It's not my fault.
I promise.
You're not getting me trapped.
I'm not getting trapped.
Let me handle all this on my own.
It's getting spicy.
Oh God.
You're not going to get me.
I can't see anything now.
I have no ammo.
I'm on.
44.
I'm spending so much ammo.
I'm getting back to my job.
I was getting a spare.
It's fine.
Yes.
Baby.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Those doors.
Just for a spare.
I wouldn't have just one mag of M14 left.
Oh shit.
I turned my brain off when we started talking about Pokemon.
I was like listening to the conversation.
What is happening?
Freedish perishing.
I was blinded by a bloat.
I couldn't see.
Nice.
I knew somebody was bound to do it.
I was like, I'm glad it wasn't me.
Because I considered it.
It is so loud.
That's why I muted it.
What's up?
I did.
I did not know.
Soundboard bullshit.
What's loud?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
I have the muted too.
I didn't hear it.
It's so angry.
I did.
I must do the roar.
Do the roar.
What are you doing to my swamp?
Why are you in my swamp?
I can't believe I actually used the spear.
What are you doing in my swamp?
I can believe it.
I can believe you used the spear.
Nice.
Thank you.
Man, you don't got the energy medicine.
I'm not going to use it.
You don't got the energy medicine.
Brrr.
No, I banned the fuck out of that shit.
Let me do a little troll.
Please.
You're serious.
Hey, Turkey.
I love it.
Oh, yeah.
Someone did the roar.
Do the roar.
Great.
On me.
Two of them.
We collect the rest of the set.
The rest of the set.
Yeah.
You got the stuff and look at a deck.
I knew I was great.
I thought they're worse.
Greetings.
Well, of course.
You start that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's just a hater then.
Yeah, even they know about you games.
What Robert?
Are you talking shit some more?
Even they know.
You tell him.
Tell him this is great.
Was to break. Please, please.
I'm loading.
No, he big.
He's so easy.
Weak.
Bellam, Steve, Dave, get him.
I'm somehow fishing on these great
headshots here. Let's go.
You just better.
I actually don't know how the fuck I managed that.
You may have a curious case of being good at the game.
I'm not sure.
I wonder if it's because of the slow mo and being point blank range.
I was not playing. I was really.
He was actually slipping a screen.
That might have something to do with it. Yes.
I'm blowing on that.
I'm missing everything on that guy though.
Let's go.
I'm going to freeze him.
More straight.
There you go.
Reloading.
I'm going to freeze that.
Just do it. Never mind.
He's dead.
You got Max booths.
Oh, God.
No, I couldn't deal you because of that.
This is not good.
We got it.
We're good.
No, we're not.
Come here.
No, no, no.
Come here.
I'm stuck.
I'm down.
Me too.
That's it.
We had it.
I blame the survivalist.
Why'd you leave?
Me too.
I blame the survivalist.
Yeah, you're the only one.
Oh boy.
It's all fucking.
Unlike you, I stayed back and tried to see if I could help Chico.
I was robbing my spares.
I had like no ammo.
That's okay.
I didn't know where we were.
We played more games.
Jesus.
Not to contain.
That was crazy.
I actually hate that.
We almost first tried that.
Yeah.
1858s.
Those are some serious fucking starting weapons for sure.
You guys, I went from level three to level eight over here.
Do you want to fucking cookie James?
I do actually fucking.
You fucking bad.
You don't get to cook.
You get sets.
You deserve a cookie.
Come on.
Let's be real here.
You get sets.
That's about it.
Does anybody?
And you know what?
I'm going to go take a fucking potty break because I need to go potty.
Okay.
You have orange sizes.
Can I see your whole pass?
You must present your whole pass.
To take a whole piss.
You must take a whole pass.
Awkward silence.
What are we doing now?
What are you doing for a map?
Sarah and her impatience has voted for the same map again.
And again, and again, and again.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not reading this out.
I'm not.
Okay.
Send it.
I think Dolphin knew the one that hasn't voted, I believe.
He is.
Yeah.
He's a.
He's forced and forced potty break on everyone.
Everybody else has to end up in the same map.
Crampus layer.
No, it's Christmas time.
I don't know if you're ready for that, man.
We don't have to acknowledge it's Christmas time though.
Actually a pretty, that's actually pretty hard map.
Yeah.
I love that map.
Me too.
Doesn't make it less hard.
I could probably run Zerk and just be a wall.
I'd actually go.
I'd actually play slinger for that.
I don't really do anything else other than slinger.
I've just played the same shit.
I always love pistols.
Oh hell yeah.
I got disconnected from the server.
Let's go.
Oh yeah.
I want to game it.
Right.
Oh, two people got disconnected.
Oh no.
No, no.
Oh, oh, oh, we're good.
Okay.
I'm still loading.
It's just the China ping, I guess.
I'm here.
That's a, that's England ping to you.
China.
There's, if you get disconnected James, calm down.
I'm sorry.
I just heard China.
Yeah.
I'm not English.
So, you know,
I bet your drive times are a lot nicer now that you're not in
the States though.
I've never been in the States.
Oh, well,
I bet they're a lot nicer regardless.
Bye.
Yeah, my, my, my radio button is pooh pooh.
Well, fix it.
Well, I'm doing fucking moron.
Wow.
Angry much.
Oh, geez.
You want to kiss about it later in the jar?
Dammit.
Hey, don't say that.
I'm so angry.
I'm kissing.
Donkey.
Don't even James, you're the donkey.
We know this.
Maybe if you just showed a little more appreciation, maybe I'd
want to actually make out.
I don't know if that's effort I really want to put in right now.
I'm going to back lane.
Easy peasy.
Maybe you get the same amount of effort that you put in.
But back to you, Robert.
What's looking at you for you?
Oh, I was not.
Oh, shit.
A little bitch.
I said you're loving affection.
I was just teasing you, Robert.
Wait, come back.
I'm just like between matches.
I sit here and kind of follow you.
Right behind you.
Oh, shit.
I'm scared.
Why am I so scared?
Because you're a scared ass bitch.
That's not Robert.
You're your own admission.
You're a scared ass bitch.
You said it.
Just cause Ferg's and I here.
I mean, you get to be Ferg today.
We need a Fergie right now.
Okay.
We got more than enough first.
You just don't like being called out.
Get over it.
Get.
Get over it.
I'm going to cox up you later, Robert.
Whoa, that's really good.
I'm going to pull this out.
Let's do this.
Interesting.
I'm just going to get you.
No socks on.
It's just a little.
I may not bottom out the can, but I'll fill out the tuning can.
I may not be very wide, but I sure am long and skinny.
No, no, it's still around.
The tuning can, but I can scrape the edges.
Damn it.
I'm probably made by the way, this is going to kill everything.
Okay.
Naturally, it'll kill everything.
Naturally kill everything.
I'm running.
You're going to hit me.
You know what I said about said at them.
No.
Let me refresh your memory.
If I'm playing command and you kill my extends, I'm hitting my
suicide by the way.
I'm going to kill everything.
It's just like playing command and you kill my extends.
I'm hitting my suicide but.
Oh right.
I remember that, but you're not.
So it's okay.
I am not above hitting my suicide by anyway.
You're in the other lane.
Yeah.
You point me.
Sorry.
I don't understand.
Elmo.
Come here.
Freedom.
That sounded so weird.
Elmo.
Oh, come here.
I don't know.
This is your name.
I'm here now.
I'm going to buy them 15.
Cool.
Nice idea.
Oh, where are you?
Oh, oh, oh.
Of course you'd have to make it there.
What'd you say, James?
You heard me.
No, I didn't.
Of course you'd have the Mickey voice.
Why would I?
What does that supposed to mean?
I can weirdo.
You've talked about this.
I mean, you say I'm the weird one because I play Pokemon.
I'm just talented.
You are the weird one.
I'm just talented.
You're friends across the man need you.
They're probably going to need you down there.
Oh, see, James, that's how you know you're an important person is when they actually need you.
That's me.
There are so many husks on the container.
That's me, Lord.
I know that's what I'm saying.
That's exactly.
Oh my God.
And that one.
Holy shit.
We both have the game.
We also have no more match slots.
I was going to say that's a fix ablation.
So Robert, that means you should go buy a game.
Actually, I'm going to buy a game.
I'm going to buy a game.
Actually, I think that that's a lot of work.
I'm more entertained.
Motherfucker, you should die.
Thank you.
I'm more to watch you guys.
Okay.
I will fuck.
Oh, I'm going to get like, watch I smoke.
So probably.
Probably three days, roughly.
Three days.
I'll have my corpse delivered to you in five business years.
It must be in a pink casket, please.
With a pretty bow on top.
Can you make it made out of styrofoam?
We're going to put you in a body.
Yes, the body.
Yeah.
You want the body made out of styrofoam?
Now I feel it was sawdust.
The cast of a styrofoam already filled with sawdust.
It'll make Greta Thunwig or Thunberg, whatever the fuck, very happy.
Great.
My name is Go home.
You're drunk.
It's a little bit.
Hmm.
Just a little bit tonight, buddy.
Oh, I caught it.
Oh, shit.
I saw it.
Good job.
No, no, don't kill my bet.
Nope.
I killed him.
I'm out of ammo on that one.
That was the good thing, right?
I got a knife.
No, I'm not.
No, you go.
Hmm.
Can we keep them?
I die.
I will knife you to death.
Can we keep them?
Nobody wants a knife challenge.
Stop, stop abusing my, my pet.
Please.
He's hitting me.
Just walk away from him.
I have to show my dominance.
That was a little too close.
What?
I broke your pet.
I can fucking tell.
You guys like having pet names.
Do you think I get a little refund on that M14 I know?
Thank you.
No.
I was going to do that anyway.
But I didn't have to.
Absolutely not.
No such thing will be awarded.
God damn it.
You must you must provide cookie before you get rewards.
What's CDR?
Yeah, no, it's a kill death ratio.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, kill with the C.
Yep.
It's because it's cool.
Really?
Cool death ratio.
Death ratio.
I don't think that's ratio.
Yeah.
If we had a medic that was actually like, you know, healing us.
You know, CDR actually stands for counting dead rabbits.
Imagine.
Wait, do you have to type in a command for that?
I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
Yep.
You have to type out cool or counting dead rabbits every single time.
But how about the left to the left?
You're popular.
Everything you're on in the box to the left.
All of my rights reside in a box to the left.
All of the rights.
No, no, I left the left.
Why does it have to be the left?
Why can't the right get any love?
Because we're playing NASCAR, bro.
Why can't the middle get any love?
Damn.
Thanks.
Nobody cares about you.
You are not the Ohana.
You are not.
You are the weakest thing.
Goodbye.
Fuck you.
Get out of here.
But they just want to cuddle you, James.
They want you hug.
Just give them a hug.
Do you imagine these kind of cuddles? Oh my God, you worry.
I think they played a snuggle struggle.
Oh my, oh my God.
Yes, my child.
You're free instead.
I am.
Hell yeah.
You're free instead.
I am.
Right here.
I stalker walked in the way and got headshot.
There's a siren right here.
Very upstude observation.
Don't kill it.
Yeah, he's kind of brain dead.
Don't tell me how you're attention to him.
He's our special friend.
Most definitely.
We all need one for the special Olympics or else we couldn't
compete.
I like mashed potatoes.
The problem is we can't let him because he's.
Yeah, too special.
Marsh piters.
No, please.
Don't be afraid.
Between the two of us, we have like one functioning sharpshooter.
You know, you're not wrong.
No, you're right.
You just like so many times.
I missed it like twice by accident and then five times on purpose
because I thought it would be funny.
Oh my God.
I might go foul.
I'm not sure.
That way.
It's heavy.
We get a little extra.
That's a technical foul.
Our operator error.
Our streams are crossing.
Oh, right.
Oh, sort play on the stream.
I like four play two.
I prefer five.
Well, technically there's six, so we'd get a lot more than just five.
I'll let it.
What?
I got you.
Oh,
sorry.
We have the objective on our side.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, go do that.
Probably could.
I don't know.
You only have one functioning sharpshooter over there.
Yeah, that's fine.
Very true.
There's only enough Zed's here for about one functioning sharpshooter.
Okay, perfect.
It reminds me of that one time we both picked commando and then we chain like we did.
We did asset time extensions in turn.
I got one. All right, your turn. Okay. All right.
I missed. Get it kill quick.
Where is the time? Where's the time? Where's the time?
We're clicking heads. God.
Yeah.
Wow.
What the fuck did he come from? I have no idea.
What the fuck?
Are you guys getting assaulted?
I'm getting a peppered.
Okay. That's good. That's fine.
You want a peppered?
It's you some of that.
Yeah, boy.
That's a fucker's bar.
Sorry.
All right, we'll slide this one time.
Thank you.
Are you in the corner? Who put you in a tiny mountain?
No.
This is all.
All James knows how to do is sit in a corner.
Hashtag blame chaotic.
I thought it was hashtag blame the medic.
No, I'm not medic. So you can't blame them.
No, stop.
Why are you okay?
Everything's fine. Everything's great.
Is it a safe space, you guys?
Safe space to get roasted.
Christian main creaser.
Come on.
I mean, no, much. I died inside a little bit when I saw that the blame the medic line got attributed to our can not you.
Almost totally.
Yeah, it what?
You didn't know this?
No.
One of our case lines in the middle system is hashtag blame the medic.
It's just a little bit of a mix.
It was that simple.
I'm not doing that.
Simple enough. Just add just add a little little little line and it's just free.
That's my line from you.
Yeah, probably.
I said that shit all the time.
So James is fault.
Robert. Damn, bro.
I'm sorry.
Why are you looking at me?
I need healing.
Get out of here.
You also need until you're done over capping to buy your armor.
You know, I'm really sad that they got removed insult players. Where is the insult players option?
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
It's too toxic.
Then you point at them.
I can't wait for KF three to not have like a scoreboard on it.
Oh God. Okay. Okay. Dark tide.
Oh my God.
You're fine. You're fine.
Why did the stalkers do that?
I think you're pretty.
They just want to scissor you.
Thanks.
Alright, Mr. Garrison, calm down.
I was about to say, do you see the fucking husk over there?
That it's just decat the new body of my go get you did.
When I when I looked down the scope, I was like, is he have a head?
I'm going to shoot him anyways, just in case.
No, why not?
Double tap, right?
I want to see James.
Ain't no overkill like over.
Sizzling zombies, James.
Same shit.
No, it's not. These are mutants, motherfucker.
Mutant zombies.
Actually, actually, they're called.
All right.
Technically, you're right.
Back to their fucking.
Calm zombies. Okay.
No, that's a call of duty wishes they were.
So I was about to say, so you mean, regional James?
This guy.
You're like the wish version of Doc Hudson.
That's tight. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like a roast.
Okay, Robbie.
Call of duty zombies is pretty much just wish killing floor.
Real. Ouch.
Craig.
I don't know. Old zombies used to be really good.
So.
A KFM are did's way back.
Yep.
KFM was back in 2005.
Then killing floor one came out in 2009.
All the time.
I don't remember anymore.
I thought it was 2006 from our 2008 for KF one and then 15 for.
I thought it was earlier than 15 for KF two.
Just not.
No.
It was April 2015.
KF mod was a mod for Arnold tournament 2004.
That came out in 2005.
So killing floor came out in 2009.
KF one.
Killing for a novel was 97.
I don't know.
I'm not sure that's the same universe.
That's a good question.
I'll take it.
So I know.
The Jack Reacher series.
Killing floor.
Sir Elmo.
Sir Fried is either of you have spare 120 Dosh.
I have nine.
No.
I don't know.
I know you're behind me when I threw that.
I got a hand.
You ask.
I just see Fried fucking dump all this money.
The king of the plague.
Oh, come on.
Why do you have no armor?
You don't need it.
I need an orma.
I'm gonna perish.
I need ammo for this lane.
Armors for the region.
I'm poor as fuck.
Homes for the Paul.
Nice. Look at that shit.
Look at what? Why would you shit and then tell us to look at it?
Right? I mean, it is James though.
This guy.
That's just mean and cruel and unusual punishment.
Nobody wants to smell you and Sears thinking shit, James.
Three. No, just once, Greg. Just once, Greg.
And up tits out. I like it.
I look away for one second. You get fucking stalker bomb.
I have no clue what's happening here.
Dude, they love me.
Just so attractive to women.
Yeah.
I told you they would just want to scissor you.
It's done.
That's a cool color.
Cool.
Nigel.
Yeah, it's up.
Do you have your flashlight on right now?
No, I don't. Why?
I want.
It was just a CD player check. Sorry.
I've been trying. I've been turning it on and off.
I've been trying to turn it on and off.
Gotta conserve the energy.
I know what we could do. We could play 3v3 versus.
Oh, we should.
I was just going to fucking lose though.
Actually, it's scaled a little bit better on the server.
But the PVP scaling is kind of a mess.
If you're lower level, you get a huge advantage.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, what now?
Yeah, that's the flex you want to go with James. Good job.
Yeah, right.
I think last time we, we tried that with some people who were
lower level.
I think we mag.
I'm a mag dumped.
I'm a crawler with a with a Diggle, the single Diggle magdom into a crawler.
And it just lived.
It came.
We keep running.
I can play your crawlers be like, I'm mag dumped an M14 into a
stalker and it lived.
I guess they were like, they were like really low level.
Like the average level was like 10 or something.
It was it was bad.
And then the dude was talking crap the entire game.
Like he was doing something really great, but we just legitimately
could not kill them.
No, that's my job.
No, James.
No.
Not James.
I do.
Empty my Diggle into the weakest set in the game.
It's my job.
Here's some money.
And having a non die.
My job.
Money.
I needed that for ammo.
I just didn't want to ask.
Just ask, bro.
Ask.
We live on the communism in this game.
Thank you.
You're awesome.
Like money.
Hey, don't be a kiss ass, James.
Okay.
Why?
Yeah.
Like the only one not roasting me, man.
We've all been roasting you.
You just not paying attention.
I haven't said shit.
What do you mean?
No, no.
He's a man of who?
Me neither.
He's a character.
Wait a minute.
James, nobody cares about you.
Well, I care about you, James.
I think this guy's just jealous.
You do.
Oh my God.
Hello.
What in the fuck?
Surprise, motherfucker.
I could really use some fries.
I always think about some friends.
For real.
I had a burger.
There's no delivery at this time.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's like one o'clock in the morning here.
And nobody doing shit.
106.
Good old 1006.
Across the pond.
206 every fast food or all the like skip or door.
Dish closes at 10.
That must mean you're like.
Midwest.
Dude, what sucks even more is the fucking McDonald's right by
my house is.
Closed at 1030.
It's fucking stupid, bro.
Doxing, doxing, doxing.
Doxing.
We're already doxing.
We're podcast.
Yeah, we do it all the time.
We do it all the time.
I got a picture of my face.
Okay.
On here.
So I don't really give a fuck.
I don't have a face.
Actually.
Don't be looking like no face.
I'm just going to say I like my second amendment.
So go ahead.
Take care.
That's okay.
Dolphin actually looks like his picture.
He's a cat.
Name.
Oh, shit.
I know.
Name.
He's got his blood.
I don't know.
He's got his blood.
Oh.
I got the high of the tiger.
It's okay.
You can take one hit and that's it.
I'm about to.
Oh God.
What are you doing?
I am a hundred percent out of ammo.
Don't like the sets.
Do not like the sets.
Do not knife them.
You're so hot.
Well, knifeing just makes you run faster games.
You actually been okay if the Husk didn't shoot you.
You would have been fine actually.
I got all the largest.
I don't know.
Oh, no, I'm out of ammo.
Wait.
What?
That was a suicide.
No.
You just got suicidal on because that you were both full health.
There was no other way you would have died.
This game cheats.
I literally did.
I'm confused.
This is a little.
I'm not.
I'm not a fan of it.
So when when Husks get to 15% or lower HP,
they'll stick their glove at the floor and then explode.
It feels like something like 180 damage.
You're just instantly dead.
It's over.
Rough.
And how does this like build up this?
You have like some time.
Yeah, you have to hear like a funnels like charge up sound like.
And then.
That's it.
It was full second.
Like full health and then she was like, bam.
Thank you.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that died there.
I use a smidge of money.
I need a file sparing for this.
I'll buy my rhinos with it.
Oh God.
We go.
I give you everything.
I was playing guns, guns, guns, guns, guns.
More guns.
I can't take the gun.
Make me one apex with battle there today.
And we had two blots.
I decapped the first one.
I thought he decapped the second one.
He thought he decapped the second one.
Then he runs around and pukes on him.
So the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Wait, freed.
Hi.
Hello.
I didn't know you started renting here.
I did.
Welcome to the, welcome to the building.
We have three FPS.
Don't.
No.
There's a need for buffs.
Oh my God.
Please.
So can we only go to, can we only go to 10 rounds or does it go
past that?
If you're like endless.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fuck you, bitch. Get off me.
I was like, cause it just says eight out of 10.
So that's what I was asking.
Yeah.
10 is the longest for survival.
Gotcha.
There is endless.
There's a few other play styles.
10 is your major.
So I believe it's like the main one that people actually play though.
Thank you for killing that fricking crawler.
Busy reloading.
I got you.
I got triple FP'd.
Oh.
I got triple FP'd.
You have buffs.
Triple face falling.
I'm gonna go over and help in case he needs it.
Yeah.
Reloading.
I can handle this lane and it's all good.
Speed.
Go.
Speed.
I am speed.
Why am I missing a buff?
I'm missing a buff.
What buff was I just missing?
Oh, I'm hurting.
Don't worry about it.
I'm hurting.
Oh my God.
Why are you hurting?
You can see crit me and then combo it into a concrete.
I'm dead.
Who hurts you?
Ranger.
Who hurts you?
Ranger.
I'm reloading.
I'm reloading everything for you.
Whoa.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm gonna grab that ammo box.
I really am.
I got the blood pumping.
Why are you chasing me, bro?
You just run past everybody and chase me.
Yeah.
NPCs must be played by Robert.
No, because if they were you'd be dead.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Don't worry, James.
I'm going to pitch you up more.
I'm gonna order me some food.
Nice.
You can order me some too, buddy.
Sure.
Come drive your ass down here and get it.
Wait, Robert.
Is it Uber Eats or was it Grubhub?
Who's who's delivering right now?
Or dash.
Oh.
Rebo.
Reach, I think it's delivering right now, too.
Dude, heavenly donuts is 24 hours.
Yeah, that's like five minutes from me.
It's like five minutes for me, too.
It's like 10 minutes for me.
Oh, you could.
I don't even know where.
That's like 60.
Don't know.
Party.
It's all good.
We all know Elmo is the closest to it.
True.
Does anyone want my eight dollars?
I have my chicken nuggets.
Oh, I have my chicken nuggets.
I have eight dollars that anybody can have.
I would like to 12.
If it didn't be scrounged together.
No, I can only do eight.
Sorry.
Pre-JJ.
Thank you, Nigel.
You're welcome.
I really miss the taunt players option.
I want to be toxic right now.
I'm sorry.
Look at James.
That's how you got to look at me.
You can be toxic.
I just got the next next best thing he has compliments.
Seds.
Oh, yeah.
Is that good enough?
Why are you trying to city stat?
It's not.
See, I just wanted to see my stats.
Okay.
I'm trying to determine if I'm going to order from like
Sherry's or a fast food place or just donuts.
Who's Sherry's?
Why not all on the above?
I like it.
That's possible too.
I did have the new Wonka burger from IHOP earlier.
It was actually really good.
I think so.
We won't.
Yeah.
I was going to say Wonka burger.
Oh, IHOP is doing a bunch of like smothered in chocolate.
Hold up.
Shut up and listen for a minute.
There's a new movie coming out.
Right.
Yeah.
Now this shit looks dope.
I haven't even seen it.
Don't have any clue about it.
I only know because I hop in there like they have a new
Wonka menu.
Oh, fucking huge worries in it.
I don't know if it's out yet.
I have no clue.
No, I don't think so.
What I know is that the burgers are amazing.
It's got like worries fucking in it.
So and it's going to be limited edition burger.
Can I get a night back here?
She go.
Can I get the night back here?
I've been told you know how far I have to run.
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear any word from you.
So James is full.
Just fucking blame him.
Yes.
James fault that I can't do my job right?
Yeah, it's cracked.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I mean, that's what everybody in my job does.
Just blame me for the shot.
You don't find I just needed the name.
But I don't care.
You got some shots to hit.
He even get a little bit of promise.
Hey, Dalton.
Fuck him up.
Yeah.
I'm the best hack for you when you're machining parts.
Instead of using cutting fluid, you need to use bacon grease.
I'm watching.
That would make the shops smell so good.
Dude.
And it's no.
And it works.
I'm literally watching someone do it right now.
They're cutting threads.
Dude, I'm going to do this on Monday.
I'm going to go to the machine shop and straight up do this.
Okay.
I got that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fine.
Oh my God.
That's Carly's evading.
He's been evading.
It's a lot of husks.
Hey, so by the way, you guys.
All you guys are in the discord.
So for this episode that's being recorded.
If you guys could send me a DM with like whatever name you want.
Shout it out.
Like send me a discord or something.
I'll tag you guys.
Send me a link to whatever you want.
I'll post you.
That's good.
Appreciate it, man.
Yeah.
Thanks for kicking at least we can do.
We're sure it's your day.
Yeah.
What a nice.
Yeah.
We try to we try to keep content coming.
Damn.
So we record episodes like this where it's just people playing games.
Robert talking shit.
Well, you know, normally, normally first year, wait till you guys meet him.
He's real fun to piss off.
You're boring as shits, you know, someone's got to keep you still waiting to be scared
away, but apparently.
Yeah, apparently not.
He told me not to.
So otherwise I'd be over blowing your eardrums with soundboards.
No, he can't do that.
It's muted.
They're smart.
You used to have that shit.
I love that shit.
I only mute it because a lot of people will abuse the hell out of it
and they just make James for no reason.
Literally, James.
My little funny is fucked.
Okay.
No, they're not.
They're really not.
They're annoying.
Shit.
I'm getting mixed results.
You're mixed.
So I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,
the ones that you use all the time are of me.
So I don't find them funny.
It just feels.
Guys, guys, I threw I threw an M14 standing up right?
No, you didn't.
It's standing on the mag and the.
Who needs money?
Okay, I can't stand for that.
I don't see it.
It isn't like I took it over and threw Dosh at it like a fucking monster.
Oh, look, here's our lane now.
Now free.
Now the gyrating.
I'll take the army.
Hell yeah.
Of course, James needs money.
Of course.
Why not?
Hey, James, you can pick up the rifles over here too.
If you'd like them.
Eat.
My rifles.
Yeah.
I'm up if you want to do.
There's another one over here.
That's an extra one.
There's another one right there.
There's protection on it, sir.
You can do that.
You can take them.
He's not smart enough to pick them up.
Dolphin be nice.
He's nice.
We cook.
I disagree with that statement.
Special cookie.
I'm just part.
Be nice.
I know.
I'm missing everything in the stalker.
There's one stalker.
That's a very simple new.
I'm reloading.
I free right behind you.
Turn around.
I was reloading.
I couldn't shoot him for you.
I appreciate it.
I'm likely excuses.
Just call out.
This slow mo shit gets me every time I'm ready to reload.
It's so good.
I love it.
Every time I'm ready to reload, I'm just like, okay, I get to
sit here and do nothing.
Stop making excuses.
Jesus.
Or you'll change your mind about it.
And then once you get to 25, yeah, probably.
100%.
If you look at your like skills at the very bottom, you get
one that's only active during set time and it's the most powerful
one.
It just allows me to get fucking a million headshots.
Yeah, you get to shoot in real time.
Shouldn't reload.
Pretend like it's not set time.
That's fucking tight.
It's a massive DPS increase, but it's different from perk to perk.
Mine is like reload in real time and then.
Yeah, see mine.
Seed shot damage or something.
I remember.
No, no unlimited ammo.
Don't run out of ammo.
That would be nice for which one?
Gunslinger unlimited ammo and then increased reload.
You want you want limited ammo one is actually the bad one.
Yeah, you get like you get like three free shots.
Yeah, now I use the unlimited or the quick reloads.
Yeah, and shooting in real time.
That makes sense.
How you guys are all shooting so fast and I'm over here slow as fuck.
That makes sense.
I didn't know that was a perk.
Hmm.
I didn't realize that was a perk.
It's just you, James.
Shut the fuck up, Robert.
Ren, you're so fucking stupid.
I have a question, James.
No.
No, seriously, I have a question.
No 12.
All right.
No, it's 42.
If you toss it out that 37.
No, I've been through this on many episodes.
37.
I know it's 42.
It will always be 37.
42 actually.
42.
No, it's 37.
No, it's 42.
James, you're out voted.
You're out voted.
You're voted off the island.
You've been voted off the island, James.
It's funnier than that too, because not only is it the answer to life,
the universe and everything in it, but if you take the alphabet and you break it down as A is one, B is two, C is three, etc.
And you pick numbers for math.
You pick the numbers for math.
You actually add them up and you get 42.
Okay.
Isn't it the whole point of it?
Exactly.
The best number of the world is still 37.
37.
Why?
42.
It's 37.
You're not going to win this one, James.
Why is it 37?
Because I am a major fucking clerks fan and it will always be 37.
I'll give a fuck.
Kevin Smith can suck a dick.
Exactly what 37 means.
Good job, buddy.
Da-da-da.
Did you think hard for that one?
No, clearly not, but obviously you're trying to.
That was same way as you guys.
Yes.
Last time.
Oh shit.
This is like the most damage I've ever outputted.
This is like a commando.
Holy fuck.
On a vanilla game, that's wild.
257,000 damage.
Yeah, it's pretty alright.
Yeah, okay dude.
Well, if someone could give me ammo or money, that'd be great.
I need ammo.
I just want some 3-0 weapons.
Press B.
Thank you.
Great.
Oh, James, you're being useful now dude.
20?
Thank you.
20s.
You can use Rackmob for tactical reload.
Rackmob.
Technical reload, but you should reload slower.
I got all my money, Dalton.
What are you?
I got my 500 magnives.
Oh, Patriarch!
Better than Patriarch.
And every way.
It's certainly easier.
He buffs.
Oh god.
I'm not taking it.
Oh shit.
Where's he gone?
Who is he going for, Miguel?
I'm gonna fuck off.
Now we get to that time, Sedge.
Never mind.
Oh wow.
I was already taking a dab.
Buddyblog him.
Read suicide bind now.
Now.
I don't have one.
I don't have a suicide bind.
I had one, but then I got the new computer with the new stuff and I never reset one.
306 assists.
Look at me go.
Look at you.
So it's right now, it was man.
279.
Wow, Elith, why don't you lose some awards for some other people?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, be sorry.
You should be.
You didn't get the game and shit.
What's wrong with you?
Who wants to do farmhouse?
I'm not playing man over that shit.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, something just came up.
Ironically, I am going to go make food though.
I can't eat some food as well.
Farmhouse.
I'll go.
I'm going to take off.
That was fun though.
Thanks for having us guys.
Yeah, no, that was fun.
Thanks for joining.
Thanks for coming and joining all of us.
It's a pleasure.
You're with your friends.
I'm going to take off.
Thanks for having us guys.
Yeah, no, that was fun.
Thanks for joining.
Thanks for coming and joining all of us.
It's a pleasure.
You're with your stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
Thanks for joining us.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Yeah, it was definitely a fun, fun couple rounds.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, I think we're going to head out to it's early.
I've not been awake since like yesterday.
Early.
No, you're not doing anything I would do.
I've totally slept through the night very suddenly.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, that's all that matters, right?
As long as you're single like a baby.
Yeah.
If you guys are interested in some, some more KF2 stuff,
I can send you a link to the discord for the tomorrow's
community that we play in.
Yeah.
Really cool people.
They'll teach all sorts of stuff if you want to learn.
I'm not one of them.
And you guys are more than welcome to kick it in this channel
whenever.
For sure.
We play all the time.
And then we're going to get to the channel in a place where I
see it.
Was that set to send links and such?
Yeah.
I got it for me.
All right.
My game crashed and now I'm stuck in the screen.
So I'm going to restart my computer.
So I'll see you guys later.
All right.
Have a good night, guys.
Thanks for joining.
Bye.
Later.
Thanks for joining.
Right.
Still up there just chilling.
Yeah.
Craig liked to chill.
That was some good shit though.
That's good shit.
That was good to make new friends.
Thanks everybody for coming.
That was fun.
I'm still down to play though.
I did not.
That was the most viewers I've ever had in a stream.
So that was pretty cool.
Yeah.
You still have 10 in your stream right now.
I'm going to play killing floor one because that's what Robert has.
But at the same time it's like, I don't want to lose all the,
I don't want to lose the viewers.
Dude, play your game.
We'll play killing floor one tomorrow.
Let's go back to the home screen.
You go, you still kicking it?
No, I got to go.
I want nausea man.
I'm going to go make some nausea.
So crazy.
I had talking.
I was craving that.
That's not pretty good.
That sounds good.
No, I go make food because I'm hungry as hell.
Thanks for coming in and hanging out with us.
Hell yeah.
Thanks for having me.
Okay, good again.
Enjoy the nachos.
For real.
Get them eats.
I make the best nachos.
I will enjoy them.
Well, you're going to have to FedEx into me then.
All FedEx.
Yeah.
The cheese might be a little moldy though.
That's fine.
I'll add some zest to it.
Extra flavor.
Yeah.
I don't want to put names.
I'll be in the chat.
Adios.
Oh boy.
I'll be in the chat.