You are now tuned in to season 2 with your host, the slippery online streamer warlord, Fergie, and the cinema showstopper, old Pokemon master, Chaotic, and introducing the newest member, Dolphin. This is Tenacious Geeks!
So, you are way too hype. This is severe lack of sleep. I fell asleep at like 2, woke up at like 6. I went to sleep at like 3 and was up at 7.30. I went to bed at like 2 and was up at like 7.30. I go to bed at like midnight 12.30 and get up at 5 every morning. That sounds like a personal problem. And then go drive a truck. Sounds like a personal problem. Drive 4 and a half hours to go fucking work? Yeah. Why are you so hype? I don't fucking know. He's excited. Why you gotta fucking drive?
Crush his vibe bro.
Make sure I turn my phone on vibrate.
Yeah.
Bitch don't kill my vibe.
Silence your phones.
Bitch don't kill. My phone is always silent. People don't care about me.
Mine's on vibrate because I don't like ringtones.
I'm on call.
I mean that.
You guys remember ringback tones?
Yeah. Those were the days.
Dude we had so many of them.
Yeah.
So.
I had so many of them.
One for each person bro.
See you knew who it was.
Well no so they. Yeah.
They heard it when they called.
And they cost like 50 cents.
A month per.
No I don't think it was per month.
Yeah.
I just remember buying mine outright for like 50 cents.
No I mean ringtones you could buy but ringbacks you had to pay monthly for.
At least mine did.
Or maybe it was like too bad.
Maybe I just never did that.
I don't fucking know.
We're already recording your good.
I don't know.
But guess what I saw on the way fucking over here on this BMW.
Fatty ass booty.
No actually a pair of fatty ass anime titties and like nipple was out and earthing.
I was like what.
The nipple was.
Yeah it was fucking it was definitely high school the XD theme.
You need it.
You need to cancel them.
What does high school.
You can't show nipple.
Damn near a hentai.
Oh okay.
Damn near.
It's a what.
Hentai.
No what was the other.
High school.
XD.
D. X. D.
It's an anime.
A lot of titties.
I got a blank on that one too.
A lot of titties.
I am the.
If you're a degenerate like anime titties watch high school.
I think we established last week.
If anybody knows who.
If anybody listens to this and knows who what high school.
The XD is your degenerate just like I am fucking love you.
I think we already established he likes.
Hentai.
Well it's a lot.
Last week I didn't do it pretty hard.
Yeah for sure.
Yeah.
Or is my father or is my father in law calls just anime in general or in general gay magic
cat porn.
I mean pretty much all anime is softcore porn.
Yeah.
I mean there's a difference.
Well I mean that's virtually Game of Thrones too.
Yeah.
The Game of Thrones is fucking Game of Thrones.
Oh but it's OK.
Oh it's OK when the fucking.
It's OK.
It's OK when the dragon people do it but so happened when fucking the cartoon titties come
out everybody gets fucking weird.
Yeah.
You know it's even worse.
Fuck you.
No no no.
Hold on.
Fuck both of you for that by the way.
Thanks for fucking off being nerds and still going with the stereotype.
Fuck both of you.
I don't like Game of Thrones.
I love Game of Thrones.
Talking about anime and titties and it being fucking weird.
Oh I never said it was weird.
You're making it weird.
I like anime titties.
I just don't go out of my way to watch them like you do.
I watch a lot more anime than both of you I guess.
Well this is well established that I don't watch anime.
That's my fucking point.
Yeah.
Stereotype.
I will maybe you Nick.
Maybe you're the stereo.
Your name is fucking stereo.
At least it's in surround sound.
Bitch.
Then I'd have to listen to his bitch ass in 4K.
You're welcome.
I got to say this though.
Really quick.
Anime titties are way bigger than Game of Thrones titties though.
That's all I'm going to say.
Yeah.
Like everybody in that show is flat chested.
So that's bullshit.
Or like a cup, B cup.
That's bullshit.
You go to anime and it's like.
I haven't seen it though.
Some of them have an assortment.
Some of them have an assortment but most of the time yes they're.
Most of the time it's like quadruple F.
Like how the fuck do you move.
My hero academia.
Ochako.
Ochako the fucking what's the teacher's name.
I can't remember.
Miss Midnight.
Yep.
That's like triple G.
I'd let her do bad things.
And they're and they never like just sag down.
They're always always perky.
Perfect.
But then again, you know, Japanese people that they're flat.
So they like tiny things.
Well, it's they're also very they're also like.
I don't know if they like tiny things.
They're making those anime.
They're public cult.
Like their public culture like is really, really like sort of closed off.
They have really strict as shit to abide by.
Blah, blah, blah.
So they fucking go their expression and fucking get to put their child self out through their fucking work.
That's why a lot of the shit fucking comes off weird.
We need to get Bobby Lee on the phone right now and asking these questions.
I feel like you would be Jamie.
Get on it.
I feel like he might be offended by that.
Probably.
But that's whenever his best contact comes out.
The best clips is always when everybody's best condos when you're offended.
I mean, no, you're Jamie today.
No, make you come over here.
Crawl in my lap.
Fucking type of no.
I am stony.
Be boops.
You are still too horny from last night.
I'm not crawling on your lap.
Yeah.
Go sit on the guy who hold on.
Hold on.
I pull up in the driveway and whose shirts already half off.
It wasn't half off.
I was just showing you my nipple.
All right, Mr. Horny.
That's not horny.
That's I show you guys watching.
I show everyone my nipple, dude.
Is that what you were doing?
I was watching head.
I would.
He pulled up.
Got my car.
I figured so.
I should never change it.
Figured so.
My camera was watching.
So it was kind of cool.
But I was watching it, because I was.
Yeah.
Great.
So I'm 해�팅.
A radio play.
So hi, boys.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome back to another episode.
It's the nation's geeks.
I am Ferg UR walking.
You are I just I have forgot my name already.
He's I'm a fucking idiot.
He's Jamie.
Yeah.
He's that's that's an ACS one, I guess.
The master of Marvel taking take it byroad to Verbs now.
His six- footsteps show stop early, two years ago.
Myifting and leaving work.
There is a reason I took that.
There's a reason I took it out of the intro.
I'm not really much for cinema showstopper anymore.
Don't watch movies, but not as much as the anime and games.
You're well, hence where the Pokemon Master comes in.
But I also corrupted him.
I did not watch the way I can't even be master Marvel anymore.
I did not watch Secret Invasion.
I haven't watched that one.
I have not watched Loki season two.
I didn't even watch Loki.
I have not seen the Marvels and I probably won't.
So don't give a fuck.
I never finished Miss Marvel.
The TV show. Yeah.
Yeah. Charlie really liked that one.
I really don't.
I haven't watched most of those because they're too woke.
That's why I think they're all.
Woke bullshit.
Actually, no, no.
Fucking a turtles.
The whole big.
Eternals was man.
It was still a good movie.
That was a damn good movie.
I mean, fuck.
The Eternals worked.
It was woke, but it worked.
And it's weird.
Well, what?
Well, they're also they're also older than about as old as the Earth itself.
Here we go, everybody.
Here's here's the fuck a little bit of you dive into
dive into dip dive into that I did.
My wife is here.
Really? Jesus.
No, you're late.
That I did. Yeah, you're late, buddy.
I'm I'm pretty sure that's like that's how they pretty much were portrayed
or closely portrayed within the actual comics and shit, too.
Yeah. So like that's that's why I don't understand why people are like, well,
I mean, that's a majority of it was at least
basically accurate of like how the characters were in the comics.
Like, so that's the part that doesn't make sense to me
when people are throwing all these tiffies about that shit.
When it's like fucking you obviously never read the fucking comics
or exposed yourself that much into the fucking lure
in the fucking culture of the shit, because Marvel's had fucking
damn near every sexual orientation in that bitch since the fucking eighties.
Like seventies.
Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like it's been Marvel started the fucking like just open mind and it's a bullshit
because that's just yeah, at least it's not DC
where they make Superman's son gay
and all kinds of other stupid shit.
And they make Superman fight Batman in the most retarded battle.
I mean, Batman and Robin told me that's not gay right there.
Oh, that's a pedophile.
Oh, he's so I don't rock Batman in this house.
I am the night I am the priest.
I think Fluffy said it better.
He's he's Mexican.
Oh, for sure. He's Mexican.
For sure. Batman.
During the day, he's a salt Spanish.
The way I am.
I am Bruce Wayne.
I'm Bruce Wayne.
I am. But.
Oh, I am not even going to.
Anyways.
Do the roar. Do the roar.
I already did the roar. Do the roar.
I already did the roar.
The intro is done.
I don't roar again until the end of the show. OK.
I mean, unless you want me to end the show already,
but it's been like fucking 20 minutes.
False ending everybody. Nine minutes.
I'm that I'm not doing the roar.
It's too early for the roar.
Make it through.
Do the roar. Do it.
Do it.
I tried to get him to do the roar last night, but he wouldn't do it either.
Yeah. How's that been going?
Because I haven't played with you guys in a couple of days.
I've just been playing Fortnite.
Dolphins been talking shit. Yep. Pretty much.
Naturally, I mean, that's literally sounds about right.
Literally been it like played, played a little bit of a cot earlier,
played for a night earlier, played a couple of rounds of cod yesterday.
I did play.
I played a little bit of Halo with Robert the other day.
For a couple of hours.
You know, I've been getting fucking nasty.
I've been playing Pokemon on my phone, like the simulator for my.
I just wanted to play something else besides I wanted to play Battle Royal
and I didn't want to play words of fucking.
I haven't been getting nasty with fucking Halo.
Dude, me too.
I get my ass.
Like I was playing a game about days ago.
I was like, this bitch, I about punch this fucking monitor.
Yes. Or was it yesterday or the day before?
I got so paid. I was about to punch it.
Oh, I'm not getting mad.
I'm getting my fucking ass.
Well, I'm good.
I was good.
And all of a sudden I started just getting my ass whooped by these guys.
I'm like, fuck this game.
Skill based matchmaking.
I'm going to go play.
I'm going to go play party animals.
Dude, fuck this skill based matchmaking.
Skill based matchmaking, baby.
Am I that good that that's what they pair me up with?
I played ranked the other day in the one ranked match I played before I logged off.
Me and this other guy were doing pretty good.
I mean, I was carrying him for the most part, and then all of a sudden
he just leaves and I'm like, we kick that off.
Cool.
Now I officially am a solo against two guys.
And I tried for a little bit and then I just started getting wrecked.
You guys. Oh, he's skating.
And then
I don't need no poles.
He said black time, black time, black time, black time.
I wish I could see that
when you're skiing pizza, french fry.
It's all I can think of.
No, it's don't pizza when you're supposed to french fry.
You don't french fry when you're supposed to pizza.
Yep. Listen, bitch, what am I supposed to french fry and pizza?
Now I'm hungry.
You're bringing me food.
Super hungry.
I ate everybody at lunch after this.
Everybody there's Fergie for you. Yep.
So you know what?
You know what? Hey, he's not angry right now.
I'm not going to would. Oh,
yes, he is.
He's just reserving it for later.
I'm going to shit himself.
He's just he's just reserving himself for this opening right now.
You don't turn.
He just triggered it by saying he's not angry right now.
He don't turn.
I turn red.
You made it. We made it for you.
I'm getting mad.
You forgot for a little bit.
And then all of a sudden you said angry.
Why are you 45 minutes late to your own fucking show?
Just people.
You're going to be late to your own fucking funeral.
Well, I'm dead. I don't care.
But my care in the first place.
Exactly. My question is, were they not awake at eight o'clock in the morning?
They were. So I didn't.
But so because the wife left with me because she was meeting
her mom down there to go to church and all that.
And so about the time I was going to get there,
I'm a little hot there. She was here now.
She was only going to be there for like a half hour and then leave.
So I helped get all the kids ready and all that shit.
So it took us a little bit.
Cold pair audience can see this, but I am blinking uncontrollably
to describe my disdain towards James right now.
It's called parenting.
But you weren't parenting your grandparents.
I think Chelsea parents, you and the children.
No, I had to go hang a TV in a corner.
Pain in the fucking go put dummy in the corner.
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
No, you're not baby. You're dummy. Stupid.
I'm bold. Baby dummy. Yeah.
Or a dummy baby. Dummy baby.
I like that.
Somebody give that sounds a lot cool.
Yeah, there you go. Somebody give him his dunce cap.
Put him in the fucking chair in the corner.
Look at that fucking cheesy ass smile.
Where do you think the name Madhouse came from originally?
Well, yeah, because we're all a bunch of dipshits.
I still have my fucking jacket.
I think I donated my shirt.
Not realizing that's what that was.
Oh, no, I still got my shirt. I'm talking about my straight jacket.
You have a straight jacket.
Yeah, he got. Why do you think I am collecting egg cartons over here?
By the way, you're into some kinky shit, dude.
I'm trying to pad these walls, buddy.
Why do you have a straight jacket that has nothing to do with egg cartons?
Because the original production studio that we ran as was Madhouse Entertainment.
So I mean, I mean, I had house.
I've only been we've always straight jacket padded walls.
I mean, I mean, I kind of get it, but a car and you're supposed to be the smart one.
And cartons are very padded. My dude is a representation.
It's a joke. You know, just go get memory foam.
You fucking he's always got to ruin the joke.
And you guys blame me for shit.
No, he just tries to be. I do it.
I just do it on purpose.
You realize where it's it's to create ambiance.
Like if I'm going to smash somebody's head through a fucking wall
because I'm irritated, I don't want that bitch to be fucking bad.
It was it was a joke about padded walls.
And I just I just went serious just to be serious, just to.
But also, I'm saving egg cartons because.
But why? That's not a health sound.
And we look like Joe.
Do we look like we're on our white guy?
Or no, we're on our nerd arc.
We're in fucking.
But it's kind of funny to get your turn.
It's kind of yours. Do you want the smoke, sir?
Yeah. Do you? Yes, you can get it.
Shut up. I'll get to you.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm going to enjoy this.
All right. Public enemy number one now.
No, you're still public.
They're here.
Listen here.
It's time to get straight out of fucking Fergie, buddy.
Oh, God, here we go.
I think we should just change the name to Tenacious Ferg
featuring the geeks.
No, I think it seems that's all it is anymore.
It's just getting yelled at by Zach all day.
I think he pregames in the car, and that's why he likes to be so early.
I don't think it's us.
I think it's mainly just you, bud.
No, I think he just likes to be early.
No. So then you know, you.
I start pissing him off pre show, and then we get into the show
and he just takes it all out on me every time.
Yes. Emphasis on you.
Well, before you got here.
Oh, you can get the smoke, too.
I mean, I'm sure I can get it.
I'm sure. I'm sure.
But emphasis on you.
I think we need a roast Ferg day.
That's what we're going to do.
It's all right. Our one year's coming up, so.
There you are.
We are the temptations.
All right, Ferg, what do you got?
No, your temptations are laced in Japan and anime
and and can have an abanoids.
Amen to that, brother.
And sugar and caffeine.
Tinkies.
Chink, chink, chink, chink.
Oh, we can't tiptosh because you don't smoke anymore.
I have this vaporizer and just not the other vaporizer.
Well, I got to let our thing.
It's our thing. It's our niche.
Oh, I got to look.
The first time you said that when Robert and discord, Robert was like, What?
Like you had him genuinely concerned.
I know he was genuinely concerned.
Yeah, he doesn't.
I think he's finally catching on.
That we don't say shit that are.
Oh, man.
I was. He's on your ass.
He is in my ass, guys.
I need help.
I was I was backlisting to like the first.
It was the first one where we had Robert in it.
I think it was the discord one or whatever.
Game night or whatever.
I think so. And he's over here like telling you guys that I was roasting him
or whatever.
And then all you guys just turned on me like that.
And I'm like, You're a fucking liar.
And then you ever he turned all you guys against me real fast.
And then I'm like, I'm like, no, you're a fucking liar.
I told you it was I was about the D&D.
I was about to say this was about that.
I didn't see shit.
No, you admitted to it later.
And then I'm like, Well, yeah, it was like it's immersive and all that.
But he's like, No, you're in turned all you guys against me.
I'm like, You're a fucking liar, because we were talking about it.
And I told you how cool it was.
You should set me samples.
And also, it's on a live stream.
I go back to the bottom prove it.
And he's like, Oh, I know.
I'm just fucking with this motherfucker.
I'm going to get so good.
At least he's on board with the program.
He's James is going to find some James is going to get him some way to fucking get
to get him to trigger me in some way, shape or form.
Get him to make somebody leave the goddamn lobby.
I'm going to get him.
I don't think we can.
I don't think he'd ever leave the lobby.
I'm going to get triggered.
And I don't care who I'm yelling at.
I'll make somebody leave the fucking lobby.
I think the one that I think everyone else, I'll just mute you.
I think the only one that'll leave would probably be him.
Oh, I've definitely rage quit out of the lobby.
I always wait till he would.
I never read you.
You rage quit out of discord.
You did it once before.
I'll just rage quit. Just for our own rage quit.
I'm like, No, this is not going my way.
I'll just leave. Yeah.
The spirit to be done.
Fuck you guys. I'm out.
The I have had enough.
Fuck you. I've rage quit my own stream.
The fuck you mean? Yeah.
I have to.
Nobody is home.
Forty five minutes into that bitch just getting shit on for 40 minutes straight.
Nope. Fuck everybody. I'm done.
I'm not even saying goodbye to you fuckers.
Oh, straight up. You'll just see me straight face.
I mean, there's only like my Steve.
There's like two people in there.
There's no point.
It's just you just see it just next thing you know, the bitch is off.
You see me reach over. I just hit the button.
The only reason I like doing it is because the VODs because people do go back
and watch my VODs.
So in the VODs, it at least tells you, hey, I'm ending it.
As you can see, the timer, you know, hey, I'm about to get pissed.
You need to stop starting and restarting yours multiple times in a stream, though.
Well, that's because every time you do that, it resets your statistics
because it'll make me fucking laggy.
And we're not going to hit affiliate for you if you keep fucking off.
It. Hey, when my shit's laggy, I fucking try to fucking fix it.
Yeah, I don't like my gameplay is laggy.
It's almost like every time you want to switch games to you, stop it and then restart it.
Yeah, because nobody wants to watch that.
If you want to switch, if you want to switch it.
So that's when you have different.
That's why you have different.
Yeah, you can set up so you can transfer over to an intermission page
and like have chat going up.
Yeah, but then they can see chat.
You still doesn't work because even last night, James came in and was like, hey,
they've got nothing on video.
And I had to use it.
And I I switched it in Twitch, but it still didn't switch.
I had to shut it down and then reopen it and start the stream again.
What? Yeah, that's why you're not using.
I don't. We use stream labs.
Are you using OBS or stream labs?
Twitch. You know, originally, OBS.
See, try stream labs.
Oh, yes, that's what I use.
I mean, I just use regular.
If it's a good studios works for me and a simple and easy fucking.
Obviously, it's fucking not.
He's just got to learn his groove.
I get took me a bit to get my leg.
All I have to do.
I think it was just a lot of water because I reset.
I reset my PC so much.
So like I do what you do now to not burn out my CPU and fucking possibly
have what happened with my last PC.
And so essentially, when I'm done for the day or if I know I'm going to be on
for a few fucking days, like I just turned off. Yeah.
My auto turns off.
It doesn't auto turn off. It goes to sleep.
Yeah, I'm OK with that.
You're still using processing power.
I want it running.
I want it running because I can connect to it to my phone.
But even if it's asleep, you can't do anything from your phone.
It has to be it has to be awake. No.
Mine can link to it and open it.
Hey. Cut that shit off.
We're not talking about.
I'm going to kick you people.
It showed up out of nowhere.
They just came down from the chimney and Santa.
The church is over.
Yeah. Well, damn it.
Little warm here. Some religion.
Back to Jesus.
Yeah, I'm still here. Take Jesus away.
Don't take me to church.
I'll burn up like a pit of fire.
I let it go to sleep.
It also just sits in a back room.
But like so like steam, like I go on the steam,
I can still download the games and all that. Yeah.
You can do that with your computer the fuck off.
You just it won't. I wouldn't stalling.
Yeah, that's what that's what I'm talking about.
I have it preinstalled like party animals and shit.
Or like when Halo is like, cool, set it by the time I get home, it's good.
Yeah, I had to reinstall Halo.
If you know last time when I was talking to you, it just wouldn't open.
Deleted it. Reinstall it.
Oh, we're just fine.
Are you running it through Xbox or Steam? Steam. OK.
I was like, because I was having that problem with the Xbox.
Yeah, I have that.
But I have it. I've been playing on Steam, too.
And so I had to download the Xbox app again just to run Master Chief Collection.
Yeah. So that way, I could actually.
You have to get that. Yeah.
You're sure that's only available through Game Pass?
No, no, it's on Steam.
Yeah, it's on Steam for right now for like 10 bucks.
But mine's it's on Game Pass for fucking free.
Yeah, we have to pay for Game Pass.
Ten bucks a month.
I got the entire thing for ten bucks forever.
Yeah, I bought the game.
I think I bought it for like three ninety nine the whole game.
Yeah, motherfucker, that just takes up space.
But it's weird because you were with that.
I can fucking put it away.
So did you install Master Chief? Yeah. All the way.
Yeah. So what's the total?
Thirty five gig. That's it. Yeah, bro.
It's like almost 200 gigs on the Xbox.
Well, it's because if you download all of the multiplayer maps
from Halo one through fucking what did you not download?
Then you did not want the whole game.
No, I didn't.
The multiplayer map.
Master Chief collection is just straight up campaign.
No, it's not. It's all of it.
Every single game is multiplayer.
Game. No, it's it's not the entire game.
It's six different games.
Well, that's what I meant.
It's the entire entire game series.
Yeah. The entire series.
So I just didn't download the multiplayer maps.
The only multiplayer maps that if it is the Master Chief collection.
No, yeah, it's not a part of the message.
It's not. Yes, it is. It's not. It's a DLC.
Yes, it is. You have to buy it separately.
It's like three bucks. OK.
Same thing with the S.T.
It's still not a part of the Master Chief collection.
If it's DLC or not infinite. I was thinking to reach my bag.
Yeah, I'm thinking. Yeah. You said infinite.
Infinite. Yeah. Yeah.
Because Halo five is not in it either.
Yes. It's just I know it's like through four.
Reach and reach.
Oh, yes. Yeah.
I was thinking reach, though, not if I should be in the Master Chief collection, too.
And no, no. Why?
It's too new.
Not just that, but this was also dude.
Five is fucking like five was the first
one Bungee didn't do.
I understand. So Master Chief Collection State and five
wasn't about Master Chief.
You played the other Spartan.
Neither was ODS.
They have it. ODST went with Halo three.
It was like a spin off DLC.
I mean, it wasn't just happy.
Halo Wars wasn't included with it with all the Halo Wars.
That was fucking commanded.
Cocker the fuck.
They say Halo Wars was to Halo Wars, too, is tight, too.
And they're all on game.
I'm going to go play.
If I'm going to go play a command and conquer style game,
I'm just going to go grab a PlayStation and load up command and conquer.
But yeah, no, either way,
it's 35 gigs without all the multiplayer maps for every single game.
It only comes with multiplayer maps from Reach.
So if you download every single fucking games, multiplayer maps,
then sure, it's probably going to go over 200 gigs naturally.
Well, yeah. But this is just all the campaigns download.
So did you play it yet?
Like, have you actually played it?
No, Robert and I are going to start streaming all the campaigns.
So on Xbox in the middle of playing it,
you hit the select button on the controller and it'll go from original graphics
to the remastered graphics.
Yeah, I just wonder if I wonder if there's a difference in the PC one
or maybe it doesn't do that.
I think the PC I think the PC it may still it might just be the one
that's the piece the PC versions only the remastered.
Yeah, so I'm fine with that because if it doesn't have white,
why would you if you're playing on PC and everybody has fucking 1440 monitors
and 4K monitors and shit and graphics cards.
So the whole point of that and 1440, the whole point of that was
so you could swap back and forth to see the difference.
Well, like when you go back to the original Halo, like you can go back
to the original Xbox graphics.
But I wonder if those I wonder if those aren't included on the PC version now.
And maybe that's why I don't know why they wouldn't be.
No, it's just because the campaigns I just told you, bro.
You have to realize the maps take up most of the fucking.
Well, I mean, like I said, I downloaded on Xbox.
Why do you think a lot of them are like multiplayer in multiplayer?
They're fucking chunks of camp of the campaign maps.
Well, and not only that, but like just think of Apex, like Apex has,
what, like four maps and it's 100 gigs.
And that's all it is.
That's all it is.
Granted, it is four giant map.
Granted, it takes plays at like really high frame rate
and really good graphics compared to like Fortnite.
So does infinite.
Infinite does it.
But infinite is a larger file than Master Chief Collection. Mm hmm.
That's not because it's constantly updating and being added to.
Oh, well, mine's only the multiplayer.
So that's where that's all it is.
That's where all majority of the updates and shit are going to come for.
Yeah. Are for multiplayer.
Oh, I was like, I don't have the camp.
Halo by itself.
And you originally saw it's like 30 gigs.
Then once you get all the updates and everything like that and,
you know, the texture maps and all that that come with it, it turns into like 40.
Oh, maybe. Yeah.
It's like with Cod and that's just multiplayer.
And you have the main game.
You have the main game to download.
Then you have the fucking multiplayer content, the campaign content to download.
Yeah. Like then you have all the fucking texture packs
and the fucking co-op content.
Well, do you remember GTA five when it came out? No.
Well, I know because you didn't play.
But so when GTA five came out on PS3 and Xbox 360, it was two days.
You had to literally install two different days.
Well, that wasn't out of ordinary, though.
Yeah, it was.
I wasn't out of the ordinary.
I mean, I like my hair wasn't many games that I had that.
Yeah, pretty sure my Halo three had two discs, one for campaign, one for multiplayer.
I don't think this was ever.
This was GCA.
My map, you had to use two has two different discs
or my black ops one or two.
None of my black ops.
No, that Call of Duty is never ran a two disc fucking game.
I don't remember ever.
I remember. You know, it is still and you know, it is still Red Dead.
Two is two discs is it because I have the disc out there.
That one's still too.
But I mean, there are plenty of the first one.
I don't think was there are plenty of games that did that.
But it was like it's so I know.
But it was like it's so big.
Like GTA is huge. I can understand that.
You know, I mean, I guess, yeah.
Whatever. Are you going to come play GTA one of these nights?
No. Why? Because I don't want to play GTA.
We're playing the most like I don't want to play Fortnite.
We're playing the modded servers, though, bro.
Have you seen the cars I got on there? That's cool.
You're a car guy.
So the driving is really I love the driving on there. Yeah.
Unless unless I got somewhat of a racing symbol that don't care to play
racing games, it's not as fun.
Well, I mean, it's great.
Yeah, I still like we do car meets and shit.
You do all kinds of it's modded.
If you do what I want to do, all the shit that I could do in real life,
but I don't want to do in real life.
There's role play ones. We can go be cops or robbers.
We've got dolphins got a fact that I mean, yeah.
But you think, bro, I do, bro.
I start going back to hood tendencies in a video game
and it's just going to spill back over into fucking real life.
Oh, good. I'm not going back to dope you and think that
because once the cops bust you on GTA, you're like, nope,
I ain't doing that in real life.
Yeah, I already caught that felony. Exactly.
In real life. But but then you start running from the cops all the time.
Oh, bro, you think I would stop for the police and GD? No. Yeah.
They should catch me when I die.
But guess what? I can't even run down the block.
Yeah, I just don't want to play it.
You're happy as can't run down the block in real life.
Although although although Fergie did call me out last night
and it is very true.
I go back and forth on these things a lot.
Fucking that hypercharged game. Fucking super childlike.
But fucking awesome.
It's like you're playing. I barely.
I barely. Yeah, it is.
It is like you are playing and fucking Toy Story. It is great.
I've only caught a little bit of it because I had to go back and forth
between that and this. Oh, Dolphins get the smoke now.
Oh, we need to turn my last night memory unlock this bitch.
Except, except, you know, I go first.
This bitch standing on soapbox.
All right. Yeah, because you're short.
This bitch, she's like, oh, I'm just going to play this game.
And he's describing it to me.
I was like, wait a minute.
I know exactly what fucking game he's talking about.
You're flipping me shit and calling this game fucking childish and cartoony
from the way that it fucking looks, even though me and James have.
Fuck. You are fucking a co-host.
Anime tattoos on them.
But no, he's over here playing a fucking Toy Story
Battle Royal, essentially, where you drop in as a little green
fucking soldier in a fucking goddamn room or whatever.
That is the area we're talking about.
And he's giving me shit for playing fucking Fortnite.
But the only difference is, is Fortnite is actively played by 12 year olds,
whereas this is actively played by guys our age trying to reminisce the nineties.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
To be honest, they're younger than 12 because my daughter plays
and she whoops at further.
She will. He's at further.
My point. I want to listen.
Now, let's say no. Listen, dolphin.
When they put you Jitsu Kaizen,
my hero academia, Dragon Ball, Attack on Titan, Star Wars
and about eight other fucking anime's nerdy shit that I love.
Oh, y'all can eat the biggest blackest dick.
Hey, I mean, you want to know why they did that to bring the older audience
to the game? No.
Do you know why they did why they did that?
To bring the older audience that was playing it back to the game.
That's still what I'm neither.
You know why they did it?
Because for one, it's a whole brand new audience and for two, that fat ass paycheck.
And they had to do it to try to stay relevant because Fortnite was dying,
especially when ninjas dying.
Hence why the zero builds came out, because they were dying.
Nobody was playing Fortnite.
I mean, not very many people play now.
That's why there's bots everywhere.
That is actually false.
No, I was watching Blake and Marcus play yesterday.
Yes. And there was.
Yeah. And there was a tweet that was recently tweeted.
Oh, I'm not saying there's not, but that's not the reason.
There is over three million concurrent players playing Fortnite
at any point in time on average.
Do you see how many different play modes?
No reason. Yes.
Majority of people either play creative.
Zero build or build.
Those are the three most popular modes.
I saw or play rank.
But like a majority of people guess who's back to play and play in Fortnite.
I know Ninja Courage, all the original O.G.s.
The reason it's only because of four or O.G.s out.
I think that's no, they originally brought him back from zero build
because everybody got tired of building and how fucking sweaty and every and every.
That's the only reason I decided to touch it was because zero build was like, OK,
well, now it's just because of the fact is if you go back and watch like the fucking
Fortnite cups in the way that these those people were playing and editing now,
the people aren't playing or can edit the same way.
Now they just fuck all that.
But anyway, that's what fucking separated it out originally
from every battle royal and made it popular.
Actually, did you know it wasn't even supposed to be a battle royal?
Yeah, it came out because the game didn't take off original launch
because it was supposed to be a PVE originally.
Yeah, I know. No, it's supposed to be a zombie looter.
It's a PVE player versus environment.
And you're zombie.
You missed the zombie part of it.
Remember the name of it?
Fortnite.
It was called Fortnite. Save the world.
Yeah, whatever. Still fun.
And then they were following all the battle royals
because Apex had just dropped.
Apex or not. Not Apex.
They weren't.
PUBG. PUBG dropped and they were losing.
Everything was losing.
PUBG was just finally going to console.
Yeah. So it's not that PUBG dropped.
It's PUBG was spreading at wings and leaving.
Yeah. But because yeah, because it was PC only.
Oh, for years.
PUBG has been out for fucking like 10 years.
And then they finally did the console version.
And then Fortnite is like, oh, fuck.
Granted, you got to get Fortnite props.
They went to mobile. They fucking.
Oh, they were the first.
They were the first one to fucking multi-platform
the way that they did, because I mean, when they.
On Blizzard. No.
Blizzard for about for a.
Legend first.
Yeah, League of Legends.
For the platform in their platform.
They were the first ones that did that
to the aspect that they did going to switch
like to that to the broad aspect that they've done now.
Hmm. The only other the only other game
that's fucking reached as many fucking platforms
as Fortnite is either Apex or fucking Call of Duty Warzone.
I don't even think Warzone is that far.
Yes, it has. Warzone's on Nintendo.
Yeah, no, I know it is. It's on mobile.
It runs like shit.
It's it's now on mobile to Apex runs like shit.
But it's what I'm saying.
Warzone and all of that is all on mobile now, too.
So like they had mobile cod and then within the last like six months.
Let's see what would have happened if PUBG mobile didn't come out
because PUBG mobile fucking launched when it came out on.
Oh, yeah, it was fucking.
I love it. That's all I play.
Mobile. Yeah. Yeah.
But it's also too easy.
I don't like mobile games like Super Aim Assist.
You want to talk about the controller, bro?
Well, I'm a firm believer that mobile games take away
priority and money from development for actual games.
OK, so on console and or PC.
What about Pokemon Go? Same fucking thing.
How are you going to make that game real?
And that company is making you.
You're telling me you can't put a GPS tracker and a fucking switch.
Am I going to walk around my switch with Internet everywhere?
Do you did it in a fucking competition?
Didn't you know you put it on a dock that's wired in?
But you walk around with it, didn't you?
Off still.
But I'm not going to walk.
Am I going to walk around downtown Vancouver with no Internet?
I dare you. How is that going to work?
You can't put a fucking a cell chip inside one of those. No bullshit.
They do not come with it. No, you can.
No, I mean, well, companies.
Technically, everything is possible. Yes.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
As it sits right now.
No, he can't. No, you can't.
It was made for mobile anyway.
The company itself, Niantic, is mobile only, though.
But that's what I'm saying.
And I get why, because it's already a platform that's readily to be used.
Yeah, because they went off.
You don't have to modify already there.
It's cheaper for them.
But my point still stands, whether it's taking away money for development
and better, better gameplay on console and PC.
I mean, you can't emulate it on.
I mean, literally, Blizzard con just a few months ago.
We just talked about it did the same fucking thing.
But Blizzard also they went.
stone is on Blizzard.
Blizzard is also owned by who now?
Now, Microsoft.
Now, this was before Blizzard was owned by Activision, though.
This is back when you do.
You do realize that this Microsoft, this act, this
acquirement of acquisition in first time, whatever
has been going on for almost a year and a half, if not two years, correct?
Which means which means Microsoft has had influence and impact
with the moves and decisions that have been making for the pure fact
that because the companies were being watched by who Microsoft.
Microsoft has who who has the best
who has the best platform base in a professional game right now
that nobody is bitching about. Oh, Facebook.
Are you really trying to get her?
Or X, excuse me.
Yes, we're going to piss you off because you know why?
Because your ramp about Microsoft had nothing to do with what we were talking
about at all.
I mean, this was we're talking.
Oh, really? It was really how many fucking you realize Microsoft.
You realize Microsoft has their hands in a lot of those fucking
mobile game developers of the games that you guys are fucking talking about.
Well, I was just about to mention Hearthstone with Blizzard
and Hearthstone's been out way before.
Yes. And then they did mobile.
But in order to go to mobile, they have to they have to get approved
by the Microsoft store to go into half of the fucking platforms
to be able to go out there.
Where do you download all your apps and shit off of on fucking androids?
Google. That's not Microsoft.
The Windows phone went away a long time ago, and Hearthstone never came out.
Yeah, you do realize they're running off Microsoft processors and shit, right?
Actually, they're running off Samsung processors.
Not all of them.
Like Microsoft, Microsoft has their hands in all of this shit.
Probably. But they does it didn't go through the company.
I'm not saying you obviously didn't understand the fucking reference
I was making then.
So obviously they had influence in hands and development by partially.
By partially, we just jump him.
I'm going to fucking drop kick both of you.
Look, won't take his rattlesnake.
I said it at least was linked to what we were talking about
because it was relevant and it does bring a point to,
you know, the fact of mobile development or mobile gaming development
is for actually into the point that you were making a lot of the revenue
that goes into that goes into upkeep and development
for the servers across all of platforms.
Yeah, and I do understand that.
But like my reference to like Blizzard con was the fact that customers
at Blizzcon were acting or asking the developers for it
and because all they talked about was mobile, the mobile platforming.
He's like, So you guys doing anything for consoles or PC?
And they're just like, no.
Well, I mean, fuck, they did fucking.
So like Diablo game, they remade like an entire new.
What is it? Immortal or whatever?
So they pretty much took Diablo, put it on mobile and it's ass.
Yeah, complete ass.
I think most in my opinion, most like I've tried PUBG mobile.
I tried the League mobile.
I don't like any of them.
They they all tell you as they like shit to me to be on those platforms.
I know they're only put on they're only putting on those platform
as a revenue grab because that's what because that's what's popular.
It's also to grab.
Wow. Wow.
Should be. Wow. Should be a PC platform.
League of Legends should be a PC platform.
We'll go back to that.
We'll circle back.
Should should be a PC platform.
Battle Royals and shit like that are one of the few legitimate genres
that should be able to be put on all platforms because they're unit
there unanimously easy to play.
On all platforms, Apex is now on mobile.
Do you think that's easy to play on mobile?
If it's set up like how a majority of the other ones are,
once you get the functionality done of how you like to how you like to tap
and figure it out personally.
Yeah, it's really not that fucking hard.
You have to hit a half a dozen fucking buttons.
Guess what? We're hockey and three dozen buttons like.
I mean, I guess so.
I mean, you can't connect your controller to your phone.
Yeah. I mean, there is a Bluetooth.
You have a fucking Bluetooth delay and it's gay. Yeah.
So but I was going to circle back to wow.
I disagree with you as a wow player for well over a decade.
I think wow should be ported to console.
I really do. I disagree with you.
I disagree with that.
I have why disagree with you.
Hey, let me let me hear the whys and I'll tell you why I think it should.
Purely processing power.
OK, what what does that have to do with anything?
I played it on them has a lot to fucking do with it.
You've seen my little laptop over here, right?
The one we used to record on. I played that.
Wow. On that. Yeah.
Perfectly fine.
When wow was also 10 years older than it is today.
No, this was just like six years ago.
And what? And then, bro, that's still OK.
So now, here's your valid.
But what happened to your laptop?
What do you mean?
Because it's not future proof because you did upgrade it.
It can't.
It doesn't take. I could only upgrade it.
So that's why I'm saying because you can't future proof it
and you can only upgrade it to a point or buy a new one entirely.
This is true. OK.
You can't. So it keeps going out.
So you got to realize, bro, you take
you take the capacity of all the shit that wow's doing on processing
graphics wise and shit like and just storage capacity
and just storage capacity for all the shit.
Wow is smaller than Call of Duty.
Yeah, you do realize that.
Even with all the duty on a console, it is still smaller.
Everything in, bro, if you don't have the biggest hard drive,
you can hold two fucking games.
Well, and that's it's also it's also seemingly smaller
because everything within Call of Duty, Apex, whatever,
is generated as soon as you enter the game.
Yeah. But wow, wow has wow.
Wow has fucking open door saves.
So you walk through a door.
It's a totally different environment that's automatically loaded.
Pulling off that. Yes and no.
There are still instances.
So a lot of every dungeon raid, all of that is still a complete difference.
Generated when you go in.
That's the that's what he's saying.
But yes, that's what he's saying.
So here example, you load into a battle royal.
Mm hmm. The the whole map generally or a multiplayer map.
Everything loads up then and there.
It just might not be in the game player's vision.
Yeah. But that whole entire map, every texture,
everything is already loaded base into the game as soon as you start playing.
OK, you log into you log into that wow campaign. Well, you hit.
What I'm saying, you go into you go into whatever campaign
you are running on that moment in time request or whatever the fuck you're doing.
You have specific areas, right?
Dungeons, specific forest lands, whatever that are, quote unquote, different servers.
No, we're well, that's why quotation quotations
because servers are separate from each other.
That's why I'm using that comparison.
The world itself.
Once you once you leave, once you leave that, quote unquote,
server to go to the next one, so you go from fucking the main market
where everybody the fuck is out of the fucking town to go into the fucking woods
or the swamp land or whatever.
That's all still the same.
But that what I'm saying is, though, once you leave that area and go in,
once you leave one server to go to the next server, your, quote unquote,
doored off from that server.
So the only relevance that's taking processing power is the server that you're in.
Yeah, I mean, so all of these other
90,000 fucking servers, quote unquote, or areas or whatever.
Not exist.
OIs are not are not, quote unquote, existent at that time.
So it's not putting heavy processing or graphics power.
Now you would take that son of a bitch and put it in an open world map
like Halo Infinite's fucking story or like fucking Assassin's Creed story,
which is essentially like that.
Why those things are so fucking big.
But it's one it's designed to be one unanimous play
that there's everything.
Everything's there at one point in time until you start going into like the different
but like the underground of the fucking map.
But all of the water and sea shit that fucking is all loaded up and everything.
All of that to explore is that then right then and there you did that with wow.
And that game would be fucking gigantic.
That's how wow loads.
It doesn't do like what are you talking about, like going to a loading screen
every now? I was like, because it's literally the whole thing.
No, so you get flying mounts and can fly over any part of the map and it's there.
Like it's all loaded.
It might take a second to like load up an NPC as soon as you like
fucking swooping and that's what I'm talking to.
That's what we're talking about second.
But it's still that processing power of like in the games that we're talking about.
Sectioned off.
I mean, I get it.
Battle Royale sectioned off a little ginormous area.
Wow. Massively sectioned off cordoned area.
I mean, I see it.
But the moment you go to them to a town or something.
So tell me how that wouldn't work on console, though.
Halo Infinite works perfectly fine.
Grand Theft Auto works because that's what it's designed.
Doesn't load the whole map as soon as you get in it either,
because that's what it's designed and not not not even just pure
processing power, but money revenue, Diablo money revenue.
If somebody if somebody wants to play, they're still making more money.
They're still making more money.
They would make out both way.
They would make way more money, no console by bringing the old.
The old users are still on PC console.
But here's the thing. So, OK.
I think it could work, but I'll get into the logistics of it later.
But for one, bringing wild a PC, you bring in all the new expansions.
You mean console or the console. Sorry.
Because it does the same thing.
Destiny 2 does by an expansion updates your game, blah, blah, blah.
But you can still play.
But which just expands the file of the game. Correct.
And then kind of takes away some of the others and modifies whatever.
But you can bring in hell of new players because not everybody has a PC.
That's the main reason why people stop playing as they stop.
Why do you think niche markets exist?
Yes. Hence, we can name one game that the three of us enjoy
that is technically considered a niche market, and that's blood hunt.
I mean, does Pokemon count?
No, it's me. It's too.
It's super Mario. It's too. It's super Mario.
Do you want you want to play Super Mario?
You have to get a Nintendo. Yeah.
You have to. Yeah, you have to.
What I was just saying, Pokemon, you have to have a Nintendo.
Yeah. Niche market. OK.
So which is still weird that might change.
I've heard stories about that. I doubt it. I haven't. I doubt it.
I've heard about it.
They're still making so much fucking money off just in that being.
I've heard about Mario coming to that is one of the only things.
That is one of the only games that is literally still an exclusive to one platform.
No. One of the one of Super Mario.
Any Super Mario? Yeah.
Legends of Zelda, Pokemon, Super Smash Brothers.
That's a Super Mario game.
Well, no, essentially a combination of it all.
Yeah, it's a Nintendo game.
Kirby, it Nintendo game.
All Nintendo. Yeah.
But you said Mario was the only one.
I'm naming all of these, but it's all Nintendo.
But that but that's what I'm saying.
Those are all the last remaining ones that Xbox has.
All of Halo Gears of War.
You can play on PlayStation.
But why do you think they're why do you think they're doing it?
You you can't play on PlayStation.
You got to hold on if you can play it on more than one platform.
Because there's games you can play on PlayStation that you can play on PC
that you can't play on Xbox.
Yes. God of War. OK, that.
But see, God of War isn't an exclusive in that point.
But then Xbox is different, though, because Microsoft its windows,
windows and Xbox are technically the same.
I understand that to me to be considered,
but to be considered that there hasn't been fucking except for Nintendo.
There hasn't been games that are literally one platform exclusive,
because if it releases, even if they own the platform.
So if it's so like Halos on Xbox and PC, you're not going to count that.
Well, just think of it this way. It's proprietary.
It's the same shit.
Just like there are no Tesla service centers.
If you want to if you want to maintain your Tesla,
you go to a fucking Tesla dealer.
I mean, yeah, Touche.
It's all proprietary. OK.
Proprietary general, it pushes you into a niche market.
Give it enough. Give it enough time.
Now that Call of Duty and Call of Duty started out originally as what?
A PlayStation.
PlayStation. Yeah.
It was like the old Call of Duty's Call of Duty.
Call of Duty is three.
Call of Duty up until recently was still a Sony based thing
and they just signed a contract.
But now with the whole thing going now with the whole thing going on,
that's why Sony fought Activision so hard and pulled all the bullshit
that they did because they were like, no, you're going to take all of our
exclusive rights and everything away.
And in the contract, they were like, right behind you.
PlayStation exclusive right there on the black ops reposted. Yeah.
Yeah. So that's what like that.
I hated it.
One, even though.
So, you know, what fucking Sony still got out of this money.
Ten years or besides money, still ten years worth of exclusive content.
I feel like I feel like Call of Duty is going to die really soon.
I don't. I really do.
I have a feeling. Well, so looking at what looking at what Microsoft has done
with Halo, with Halo, Infant's fucking because this make the multiplayer free.
If you want the campaign, pay for it.
Yeah. They just slapped the bit.
They just slapped the bitch on fucking the battle.
Yeah, it just slapped the bitch on fucking Game Pass.
So that's really one fucking try it.
Figures out.
Boom was a sixty five dollar game when it came out.
The base game. Now the base game is free to play.
You got to go back and buy all the expansions.
Yeah, you want all that exclusive shit.
But you can download it, hop in and hop right into PVP without paying a dime.
And yeah, and you can go play whatever is there of the campaign.
Yeah, and probably
you can't do any certain dungeons and raids and get like certain.
You can still get some damn and still get some damn shit.
Same thing with wow.
I mean, you can hop in a while and play
however many levels free and don't have to buy a single expansion.
You can only do certain things, but yeah, Call of Duty should.
I mean, I think that's why they started Warzone.
Or yeah, but now it's just as I think model warfare three is finally the death of that.
I think they're finally like, no, they're redoing.
No, they're bringing back original wars.
No, no, no, not war zone.
I'm at Call of Duty total.
I think the whole model warfare three shit that's been going on.
Yeah, everybody's turned into it turned into a seventy dollar DLC expansion.
Competitive competitive, but it's a better game.
Competitive wise, it's a better game than it was last year.
But yes, I do fucking agree with you that it was a fucking.
It was a joke.
Well, it's the everybody we got a hoodwinked for.
We got hoodwinked for 70 to 100 fucking bucks to get red dots back.
Dead silence is a fucking perk and not a field upgrade like.
Anyway, now the spawns are fucked.
I'm I got some for that, too.
Let me go back to my wild fires starting two fucking weeks like bro.
And the spawns are fucked.
Why are we paying $70 for digital games?
What was the whole reason that they jacked the price up to $60 originally?
Because it was a hard copy disc.
Because it was to offset the manufacturing of the case, the disc, the shipping,
all of that, the storage space.
We're still paying.
They upped it to 10, 10 more dollars when the next gen came out.
And we just went with it.
Do you want to know why we just fucking go because people will pay for it?
That's what I mean. Why are we still doing?
Well, and not only that, you guys are paying the same
$70 every year or two for the essentially the same exact.
I know it's only one of us.
I haven't bought Call of Duty since Black Ops 4.
You said you preordered it months ago.
No, I said I was going to and was going to and was going to
and then ended up buying, you know, lax tickets instead.
Arguably a lot better decision.
I agree. Got pictures with them and signatures of cool.
And I was drunk and almost got no fire.
We were way worse than this.
I've made way worse decisions than blowing $70.
It could be well, it was also 60 bucks for me to get into regionals
to get that registered and all that.
It could be worse. It could be meth for sure.
Oh, yeah. I mean, but you know, it my point still stands of basically
you are paying $70 every two years for the same.
Essentially, it's not even every two years.
Hey, MWMW2, this is the funny part.
You're actually going to laugh even harder about shit for Pokemon.
And shut up. You shut up.
MW2 is actually supposed to be a fucking two year title.
Like it was supposed to be a two year rotation.
Everybody got so pissed of all the shit that they fucking took away.
And now everybody's like Activision probably fucking planted
and did this shit on purpose. They did.
Which I wouldn't fucking I wouldn't fucking put it past them,
considering them fucking purchase Microsoft and shit that was going on.
But I digress.
Stone of Lost Thought.
Something about a whole two year.
Not to your two year cycle, everybody started bitching.
So then they brought out fucking MW3, which is why zombies like zombies
and MW3 is actually kind of fun.
No, I don't disagree with you 100 percent gone.
No, I will 100 percent disagree with you on that one.
Oh, why is that? Because it's as if you did you play?
Yes, I did. When? When it came out.
I played the Zombie Chronicles on four and everything.
That's literally what I got black ops for.
OK, bitch, I traded in black ops three like a month and a half after it came out.
Sure. Halo. So you're going to shut the fuck up.
And then I got stuck with black ops four because I bought it digitally.
Oh, really? So have you played the new zombies?
I'm on a war for three. Yes. No.
That.
And how do you have any room to talk?
Stare off into space.
If you haven't played it.
I didn't know you were talking about the new one.
You literally did.
I said MW3 zombies, you fuck.
He literally just said that.
Yeah. You said all the other zombies.
No, no, he just said no.
I was only been referring to MW3 zombies full time for some reason.
OK, my brain went to I forget there's zombies in this one.
That's what it was.
You said new zombies is what got me.
Yeah, the new zombie.
I will. I go back to black ops again every time
because Cold War zombies sucked.
Black Ops, four zombies suck. Black Ops, three zombies sucked.
I don't count this as zombies anyway.
Fucking war zone. It's loaders on.
It's not call a duty.
Not war zone, you dumbass.
It's DMZ. Oh, whatever. Yeah, same shit.
I don't play it, but it's the same shit as that.
I don't know the difference.
It's it's a looter.
Looter. I never talk about, you know, you understand the concept of Tarkov.
Yeah, DMZ. That's what zombies it is.
It's literally a looter shooter.
It's literally a looter, looter shooter, call it a zombie style.
You're the very edge of the map is the lowest tier that you can get into.
The center into the map is tier two, where everything starts to get harder.
And the very center of it is here is zone three.
And that's where you find your rare shit.
That's where you have the hardest zombies.
And you got to like get an extraction to get the fuck out of there.
And yeah, blah, blah, blah. Yes.
And the everything everything's worth buddy.
There's a story.
There's a storyline even that goes with it.
There is always a storyline.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
There's there's always been a storyline.
But this one is this is a storyline specific to what's going like to what's going on.
And cinematically, it's been fucking dope.
Like, I think that's actually what I'm going to start fucking streaming is
because I think I'm through like the first point and there's going to be a.
I haven't played it.
That's probably why I haven't.
But now it's actually I enjoy it.
I necessarily like I like zombies back in the day.
And like, I think I don't think I played four and I don't I don't think I played
any in Cold War, but I definitely played in fucking two and three.
I barely touched Cold War. It was terrible.
But they were trying to bring back the old shit and it was that.
And that's that's the issue.
They're always trying to recopy.
This is the first time they've actually tried to put a new vamp on it.
And it's actually pretty fucking cool.
I mean, considering all their multiplayer maps are all
old school maps just redone.
Is there is there a new multiplayer map at all?
And in the season one update,
there is going to be two maps that I can think of off the top of my head
that are going to be OG map or original maps to this.
And they're called Meat and Grease.
So I was like, even when I played the whole beta,
it was all modern warfare, two maps.
So they've brought in they brought in modern warfare to our original
MW two maps, we have like four.
You could tell Dalton so over four or five maps from this current
and from MW two from fucking this last.
Yeah, anyways.
So they brought there's going to be like five maps total from that.
Then they're bringing the new update.
They're bringing season one update for this for MW three.
They're going to bring in two original maps specifically for MW three.
Like I said, they're called Meat and Grease.
And then I think there's like one more smaller map that's coming in there.
Yeah. So like they're rotating in modes and shit like that
from older games that were super popular, like gunfight and shit like that.
Is that to be to it's a TV to mode super small maps,
which I thoroughly enjoyed that because it was it was fucking super small maps
on TV to and it was pretty I thought it was sweet.
I'm just more of the on the thing of just I think Call of Duty
at this point in time as their hand hands in too many baskets.
Well, it's just necessarily multiplayer campaign, the DMZ, the war zone,
the zombies, blah, blah, blah.
So DMZ was DMZ was an experiment to try
to try bring to try bringing something like some looter
students style of Tarkov to to the universe.
So it's essentially the fans were because the fucking community
was actually asking for it.
Yeah. It's you against its PV.
But you know, you know, customers, customers.
You load in with a total of 24 players.
Yeah. So I mean, it's war zone, but PV.
But it will.
I mean, yeah.
Yes. War zone is like a hundred people.
So it's far cry with multiplayer.
Yeah. Essentially.
But you're you're you're not enemies.
Like you're not necessarily enemies of the other squads that are dropping in.
But you are not.
I mean, you want to agree you could grief them and shit.
Yeah. But like you can actually call out to fucking become teammates
like and actually like assimilate into being no fucking.
I'm sorry. Zombie apocalypse is coming, bro.
I'm killing everybody.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like if you have first, you're like, oh, it's kind of proven.
If you go ham and actually go player hunt and fucking like so it started in DMZ
and they brought it over into this too, because I'm pretty sure
I think you can play because it's just DMZ.
But it's just because that's how Tarkov is like.
You could you could play your hunt and Tarkov.
Yeah. Like it's just it's a lot fucking hard.
I mean, but you kind of set it to kind of prove my point, at least.
You know, saying, you know, their attempt to do this.
Yeah, because that's what the community asked for.
Yeah. But, you know, there are companies out there where customers ask for shit
all the time and they don't get what they want.
Yeah, they still buy the products and love it.
Well, yeah, we've been doing that with Call of Duty for the last. Yes.
We've been doing that with everybody does that shit.
We've been we've been doing that with Call of Duty for the last like four games.
Yeah, that's besides the point.
I mean, it only took Fortnite how many years to give us zero bill.
That was fucking wow.
My point with that is that it at least for at least like people more like me.
That degrades the game.
Like I haven't bought a Call of Duty title since Black Ops 1,
because literally everything after that to me was was fucking best
Call of Duty game of all time.
I was too my my my considered were modern warfare one and two.
People are starting to say three now.
No, they're all over one and two.
It's either two or three.
They're dumb.
Now the original model for one of them were for two.
Did Black Ops three?
I've been through this so many times.
Black Ops three wanted to be Titanfall.
So fucking bad. They killed it.
I hated that game.
But I love Black Ops one and two.
I love easy model where all model for two and three.
Cool.
And then after that, go fuck yourself.
I'm sorry. I think I think I personally think the titles got better
once the immense movement started coming to the games.
Yeah, that model for three was bigger.
It created an even bigger skill gap.
They literally as I as much as I fucking hate getting shit on and call it
you name a harder try hard group than with the OG model warfare to.
Blank no, no method.
AW no, the competitive scene in AW.
Or method, the fucking mythic guild from fucking World of Warcraft.
You want to talk about Call of Duty, dude?
Oh, you just said any group.
OK, but we were talking about Call of Duty.
I'm talking like the motherfucker's going for a world first.
Oh, we're talking orcs, my boy.
Fuck it. I could bring up a handful just off the top of my head.
I'm just saying the people who played the original model warfare to
are some of the orcs that are still involved in the shit.
Yeah. But we're but we're still far more try hardy
than ever before. No, I think I think Black Ops.
Well, I think honestly, I think honestly now it's even harder.
But I think Black Ops one and two, they had a lot more try.
So at least back then, especially back then, like it was a lot.
It was a lot easier to get noticed and fucking like be noticed
for sweating for the level of it was because you had literally just game
battles and prestige.
Well, hold on. And you had game battle.
There was two things specifically that that would put you on the ice
past that fucking past that normal point where everybody thinks of
game battles, because that was the original competitive site
for all of our fucking Halo for even fucking wow.
League of Legends, like all of that competitive show was all fucking started on G.B.
Yeah. I was a halohead waypoint after a while, but that's what I think about.
Reach when Reach came out.
But that's everything.
Yeah. Like G.B. has been and they just fucking closed it to like G.B.
just fucking shut their servers down. Yeah.
But that's where that's where all of that originally created from scum.
Call it Call of Duty icon.
Fuck in karma.
Like just let's just throw out the four names in the optic fucking dynasty.
The only reason one of them started in fucking Halo.
It's the same reason with Ninja and all that.
The only reason they even got it was they were there first.
Well, and not only that, but hold on.
What? What? What?
Everything modern is just technology based.
What? What title does fucking ninja hold a ring in Fortnite?
Before that, Halo.
What? Halo. I don't fucking care.
But that's my point.
I don't know. They were just the first one to hit that spot, is what I mean.
Like the web like G.B. and all that.
They were the first ones to be like, oh, I'm going to go do this.
The only professional player playing World of Warcraft, not giving a fuck.
The only professional gamer I know is Stone Mountain.
I fuck that stone man.
You know, he lives here, right?
No. Yeah.
He lives in fucking Washugal, dude.
Oh, yeah. He is a local boy.
I've run into him before.
Is a fucking local dude.
If I ever run into Stone here, I've delivered.
I delivered to his neighbor and he came out and I was like, wait a minute.
No, no.
I know you like, no.
Yeah. Shout out Stone Mountain, though.
That's that was like that was so long ago.
That is the dude I have been watching.
I felt so weird. I'm not going to ask the dude.
Six years. I'm not going to ask the dude for like a selfie or none in my work
uniform. Not doing that.
Oh, you want to know what's really funny?
He loves interacting with his fans.
Oh, I know. I talked to him for a minute.
I said this on his thing. I called you after, too.
I don't remember.
But he straight up, he said this on one of his streams, too.
He was like, I love interacting with my fans.
Like, if you see me out in public, like if I don't look like I'm doing
something fucking important, I'm at the grocery store or some shit
like you see me out on the street.
He's like, feel free to come up and fucking say hi.
He's like Kevin Smith. Welcome. Yeah.
He's like, I'm just definitely not going to be like I'm not going to be like
I see somebody fucking staring at me and they're like.
I'm not going to be like, yeah, who do you think I am?
Go out over and say hi.
He's like, yeah, I'm not going to fuck it. Throw it out there.
But if you come up and you're fucking cold and like, hey, Paul Walker said,
you're so you're like you're Stone Mountain, right?
Like, yeah, dude, he's get a picture.
Fuck, yeah, dude. Go.
Paul Walker used to say all the time, he goes, I'm not I'm Brian.
He goes, if somebody comes up, calls me Brian.
He's like, I'm going to sit there and bullshit with him.
Mm hmm. Like, I want to know why.
Why am I only Brian every time?
I'm going to say, yeah, Paul Walker.
It's because it was an emotional series, man.
Well, it's like he was a.
Do he's an icon to our generation?
Anyways, you know what?
ADHD style over here. World of Warcraft.
Console, I vote yes.
No, I feel like we nipped that in the butt a long time.
I never even went on with it.
Yeah, because you didn't need to.
You knew where our senses were. Like
you guys went on just server size and I said, OK,
but it could still rock. It could still work.
It could. But you see the processing power of a PS5 and a series X.
But then we brought.
Yeah. And we brought up the whole niche market thing.
Still, you're my old laptop still runs it just fine.
But then we brought up the whole niche market thing
and it was kind of nipped in the butt there.
But it's dying is my point.
Yeah. They could bring it back.
The game's also been out virtually in the same aspect.
So like 18 years.
I was going to say for about 20 years.
Like one of the longest running PC fucking.
And let's be honest, hasn't changed that much.
Hasn't. No, it's changed.
It's changed a lot.
I mean, enough to where I don't want to play anymore.
I mean, yes, it has changed a lot.
It is bad.
But any game that's been out for 20 years plus years has to change
well that for one.
But you're you're the essence of the game remains the same.
Yeah. Yes.
But it's going to. Well, that's right.
Yeah. To OG players who started from day one, ten years down the line.
90% of the time, they're not going to be they're going to be like,
this isn't the game that I started playing.
Yeah. Which is where the whole classic servers come back.
Yeah. But that was all my point.
And if you make it, they could literally take the old school
start over at the classic version, slap it up on game pass.
No, because.
But yes, they could do that.
Yeah, absolutely.
But then they're going to lose.
But then they're going to lose half their PC base to go to their console
to play the maybe.
Now, if if that's the reason why they're not playing
and they put it out on a different platform,
they're going to go play it on that platform.
Like if it's the classic whole
spider instant gratification, Spider-Man.
Batman, Spider-Man came out Superman.
Which what's Spider-Man the game?
Yes. OK.
The games came out.
There was a mass influx of PlayStation bought
because it was an exclusive for people who didn't own a PlayStation
but wanted to play the Spider-Man game.
Literally got a PS4 for that reason. Exactly.
Which I. So there then in that point niche market,
they lost a percentage of the Xbox lost a percentage of their player base
for a period of time to PlayStation because of that.
Fair enough. So they are going to lose an influx in on a certain base
because they put the thing that they want on a different platform.
So they're going to go play it on that platform.
Are they still going to make revenue? Yes.
But they're going to lose revenue percentages and bonuses and all this other shit
because they dropped technical stuff.
I mean, you're right. I mean, I mean, you're not wrong.
I mean, you just described what the niche market means.
I just said niche market. We got it.
Well, obviously, you're retarded and need shit fucking explained.
No, it's not just that.
But the people that do play is the people that play are already dedicated,
putting it on a console brings in so many flux of new players
that don't have a PC or any kind of computer.
OK, how much does they got a fucking smartphone?
Who needs a computer?
How much does the does a brand new Xbox cost?
How much does a brand new Xbox cost? Brand new?
The series X. Yeah. The highest one. 500 bucks. OK.
I built my PC for 500 bucks.
Use the series as exactly.
That's why I said series X is 500. OK.
So I built my PC for 500 bucks, which is fucking slower anyway.
It's actually not that much.
And not only that, I used to play Guild Wars.
I used to run Guild Wars on one of the slim PCs.
Yeah, I used to play and it ran just fucking fine.
So like what I'm saying is you can have the same investment
from a console to a PC or you and play the same game.
Think of a thing, a lot of like Best Buy and shit like that,
where you go to buy these consoles and a lot of it's just all instant gratification.
It's all it is. People can fucking what the finance to get a PC.
Yeah.
Like so in a lot of in a majority.
Not a lot of people know that or nor do they think that that's worth it
when they could just go buy a console.
Exactly. But the gratification.
But the people I'm talking about that already play while are already on PC.
I highly doubt they're going to go from PC to Xbox unless it's to like,
see how it feels.
How did they do the game or just that?
It's not that's going to be the quote unquote reason.
No, the real reason is go play in a nostalgia because that's the thing
that they want to fucking play and and or bitching about.
So they gave it to nostalgia. Yeah.
And or just pure laziness.
Wants the fucking nostalgia of the game that they grew up fucking playing.
We all bitch about fucking cod because it's not the same call of duty
that we grew up fucking playing.
We knew for a damn fact that it wasn't going to be the same fucking game
in 10 fucking years, especially since they release a title every fucking year.
Literally. And there's three different fucking and there's three different.
There's three three different dev companies that produce each series of game.
Pokemon's the same shit.
I can't disagree with you there.
And I like the newer ones.
It's really good, but it's still not the same.
But like and they do one every year, every two years.
What we're saying, what we're saying, you know, is just basically is just
that they want to bring people to their platform no matter who it is.
Wow. Obviously, they don't.
Pokemon, they just want customers.
They but they but they want they want.
They really want they want revenue. Yeah.
Yeah. They don't.
They just want revenue. They want.
They just want fucking money. Yeah.
They don't care. I mean, it doesn't matter what Blizzard does.
Microsoft at this point, but I'm pretty sure it'll come to Game Pass.
No, I think it's a smart in some way in some way, shape or form.
But is it going to be. Yeah.
It's just think of it. So people like will.
Well, it's like all the call of duties, all of the call of duties
are talking about going to fucking they'll be released on fucking Game Pass
at some point. Tell me how you. Yeah, they are.
I mean, I guess you can buy a keyboard and mouse.
Well, let me explain this.
So well, they did Diablo with controller.
You raise your products, plug and play with Xbox. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, that's what I was doing.
Pretty much pretty much any USB mouse keyboard runs on Xbox.
But that's the ones that you're going to get the least fucking headache
on are going to be razor products because the chroma already.
It's it's razor. Yeah.
Um, but so people like will obviously doesn't have any kind of computer at all.
But he's got a PS4 and an Xbox, you know.
So both of them bitches go by a tower.
No. Why wouldn't it throw a wow on there?
And you got a returning customer that doesn't have a PC. OK.
But if it's on Game Pass, how much are they actually making from Game Pass?
Their royalties on that are probably like 20 percent passes.
It'd be the same as what a wow subscription.
No, it's not. Wow. Subscription.
Fifteen bucks. Game Pass. Yeah.
That goes straight to the devs.
No, it goes straight to Blizzard.
And now it goes. That's what I'm saying.
They're going to put it on Game Pass and get rid of the monthly fucking thing.
It's going to go on. They're going to make less money.
You're going not necessarily.
They're owned by Microsoft.
Now they're going to make more money.
If if wow blows up, it's going to cut them a fucking fat ass check.
If wow, if they did like a test and wow blows up on console.
You got to realize these dev companies, these dev companies and shit
would not give up their fucking babies if it wasn't worth it for them.
Yeah. But also, especially like the devs.
So picture picture like a demo. Wow.
And all that shit like like an alpha beta test or something for a console port.
I mean, Diablo three and four where they remake two has been blowing up on console.
It's all anybody plays is console Diablo anymore.
And so it's ease of access.
Well, not just that, but not everybody has a PC.
And then ratification or want to sit at a PC when they can sit at their TV.
That's instant gratification.
I know. So what laziness.
Well, hold on. It's that's what it is.
Shut up.
Oh, vacation to the fucking common player instead of the competitive.
I said, oh, I just want to do what you did.
It doesn't work.
I know it doesn't work as well.
But I'm telling you, if they were to do like a test on console,
I can almost guarantee their number, their numbers will almost double.
I don't think so.
Because of people that don't have access to.
Well, they'll probably try it out for a month or two.
Like I would go hop back on if all I got to do is pay for a game pass and not that.
Yeah, but you're also you're also you also would be considered a quote unquote
returning route player.
Well, now here's my question.
Would you go a while player that hasn't played in eight years? Shut up.
You shut up.
You shut up, please.
Would you go back and play your shit
if you didn't have access to any of that work you put in?
Would I go back?
Would you probably wouldn't just like Destiny?
Hold on. So essentially, would I just start over?
Yeah. Yes. Maybe I might.
I might just for like nostalgia, but I wouldn't be into it.
See, like I used to that is my progression.
That's my point.
But there the servers will be like.
It's wow, it'll have to be.
There's there's no way they can have an Xbox server and a PC server.
There's no way they may not link profiles, though.
I think they would because it's a completely different.
It's your Blizzard account.
Same way with like Hearthstone.
Hearthstone goes from PC to mobile.
Same cat. All right.
Complete side note.
ADHD sidetrack.
Why do you say Hearthstone?
It's hard. It's just how I pronounce it.
But it's hard. It's literally it's written out Hearthstone.
Yes, I know. But I just call it Hearthstone.
Well, you're making my fucking head hurt by saying shit wrong.
Well, that's sex to be you.
I don't want to ask this question for so long.
Annunciate motherfucker.
You're like Jackie Chan. No, motherfucker.
Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out your mouth.
Pretty much. I just call her.
I don't know. It's just that's how it's always been. OK.
Just just just curious if you knew or not that it's spelled that way.
I know. But yeah, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I was saying was you do that and it's still Blizzard account.
It's literally like the exact same.
I don't know, because if it if it were if it worked like that,
then how come I don't how come they never let me keep my shit
from fucking previous Call of Duty games until now?
Because it's Call of Duty.
They don't want you to have it all proprietary.
Like I just said with wow.
Niche market.
Same shit. Full circle. Love is a circle.
This this is the hero's journey.
It's all love is a hate.
All I really had to say was those two words over and over again,
and it fucking worked. Just took a fucking half hour.
All of them.
Did you are the dead?
I swear to God. Who me? Yes, you.
Fuck yourself.
Yeah. Well, everybody that is always so fucking angry.
This has been this episode of Tenacious Geeks.
We are your weekly autistic.
You're done already.
Well, we got him fucking poking under the goddamn doors.
Yeah, but he's attention.
Yeah, it's probably about time for me to fucking get rolling back,
considering I'm fucking an hour later and I should than I normally am.
James, are you?
And I got and I got a drive fucking four and a half hours tomorrow,
so I still got to finish back.
And I'll take you all day to pack my fucker.
I still got laundry to do.
You want to go game?
That's what it is.
Don't lie to the people that are trying to game.
If I was going to go game, bitch, I would just say I'm going to go game.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't have to do.
I don't think you have a shame about that by any means.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, he is over here talking about Hentai for a half hour.
Yeah, motherfucker, like I do weeks in a row.
A lying fuck.
Just one flying fuck or no flying fucks.
It's just just one today.
Just one fuck for this one that I'm supposed to have is blown the fuck out.
And you can tell because he sat down.
Yeah, yeah.
Now you know, he got angry.
I'm going to make a crocodile Dundee for the soundboard.
He's angry.
There's a fucking a total combination of 13 brain cells in this room,
and I have eight of them. Ouch.
It's OK. I only have three. Ouch.
I don't know how many brain cells you have.
It's like talking to a concrete wall.
Well, that that math would calculate out to one. Yeah.
So there's one just flying around somewhere.
I know how many I know how many mean you have.
So I was giving him at least one, but I can't see how many is behind
that fucking concrete wall and dunscap. Yeah.
I told you I got to get my straight jacket, bro.
There's a difference between autistic and psycho.
Yeah, like you don't always.
Never mind. Do you think what?
I'm not explaining shit again.
You call me the do we have to go back over proprietary information
and just mark it up?
Just sit there and go.
Do we need to do we have to go over that?
They don't put autistic people in straight jackets.
But they'll put schizophrenic people in straight jackets like
it's just not always schizophrenia was my point.
But that was the first one that popped into my fucking head
out of the two.
Actually, they put a lot of people in the straight jacket.
You'd be surprised.
Yes, but do you see autistic people being put in a straight jacket?
Yes. I have never once seen an.
Just not publicly.
So you've seen it.
Yes, I have actually.
Not on yourself and that thing.
No, not me.
I do you think you guys really think I'm fucking autistic?
Sometimes, yeah.
You're just dumb.
No, I mean, it's just more of a joke at this point.
I think we're all slightly autistic, seriously, but that's besides the point.
No, I'm really not.
I'm actually going to hurt you guys.
I am like I never said I did.
I know I've ever said agreeing with him, but I never said I agree.
But she has the tendencies, motherfucker.
I'm going to let you know that now.
That's just ADHD going.
Part of autism.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
You do realize I call all of us autistic pretty fucking regularly, right?
I'm a I'm a dolphin, dude.
He's definitely got an extra chromosome.
So speaking of speaking of what's my name?
Jamie, what's my name?
Jamie, I say Beetlejuice.
OK, James, he who?
I mean, I mean, I can legitimately talk to you and put your full government name out there.
I mean, we all could. That's cool.
Whatever. And address and phone number email all out later.
It's not live.
So no, I mean, what's like what's my nickname on the show?
What's my name?
Chaotic master of the universe master of so so I would say
so I wouldn't be living up to my name master master.
They're running a little chaos involved.
Come on now.
Especially that's how my that's how my mind works.
It's legit. Just fucking all of our mind works.
Except we have, you know, majority of us live in like the real world.
What's the real world?
What else? Like, what is that word like?
Or are sorry. Sorry.
Are you not really a Pikachu bro?
Work around the public and like have to like talk to people
that aren't on like a dock and shit.
I'd sit in a truck, bro.
I work in a shop.
I sit in a truck and listen to podcasts and music and watch videos.
I have to associate with people.
So like I have to like control my autism.
Like the only time I get to be autistic is when I'm in my van,
which is for like four hours to maybe like six hours in years.
Like I get like 10 minute spurts and 20 minutes spurts.
So I'll spend you still spend a majority of the time in a cab.
I think I'm just an idiot.
That's a point. Yeah.
I just like to piss for off.
He gets so angry at the littlest thing.
I mean, the family feeds are low key pretty entertaining.
I'm not going to lie.
It's it's just us.
You're just here to mediate your doctor.
Phil, I mean, I'm Jamie, your doctor, Phil.
He's pushing me.
And I'm just here to cause a strike.
Donkey puts a boot.
I'm just going through this problem.
We went through this.
That's why I want to be Steve Carell and just have like a family
fucking feud button, dude, just right.
Right. Right. Right. Oh, is that an office joke?
Yeah, I haven't been that far.
Oh, this is the fucking.
I was like, wait, that's like, you know, I just think of Steve Harvey.
Well, yeah, Harvey, too.
He's talking about Steve Carell in the office.
Yeah, because I've seen the clip, but I'm not that far in the.
I've never watched the office, but I've just seen the clip.
Oh, I've never seen.
I've just think of Steve Harvey.
I mean, even that, too.
That'd be pretty cool.
That's why I had to ask.
I was like, wait, just a mustache.
That motherfucker's hilarious.
I just think of that man's.
I do this. Awesome.
It does look like a very, very lively caterpillar up there. Yes.
You know, it looks implanted.
You know, his wife goes for mustache rides like for sure.
No, you know, I know whose wife goes for mustache rides
or just any woman on the planet. Sam fucking Elliot, bro.
Man, I don't think he could breathe under all that.
Do you think he cares?
No, no, probably not.
No, I'm really surprised he's not Yellowstone, by the way.
He's not. I mean, yeah, he's old,
but I just don't think he'd fit very well in Yellowstone.
Oh, the ranch was so good.
Did you watch it? Yeah.
I stopped watching it after Hyde left.
I mean, it was still good.
He didn't leave. He got kicked out. Yeah.
Well, he got fired. He got fired.
Yeah. But once once his character left the show, like, I mean,
on Dax Shepard actually did.
Dax Shepard did really good. I love a pretty good job.
Like you actually like he wasn't.
I watched.
I probably watched like the first.
No, he was annoying just like Rooster.
Yeah. But he was also like he had the PTSD from like the military and shit.
And it like he he was a really good character.
He did really good.
Plus, him and Ashton Kutcher go so far back. It's ridiculous.
I totally forgot he was on punk with him for the longest time.
It was like, that's where I fucking recognize them from.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That's it. I couldn't do it after I left.
I mean, I mean, and he got convicted to just recently.
He's going to prison for like.
Sucks to suck. He's fucking done that.
Sucks to suck.
Shit and a fucking done that.
I'm not saying he's a fucking good person for it.
I'm just saying like it just wasn't the same once his character left.
I just it's funny that they want to convict him.
But Ashton Kutcher was over here with Mila Kunis.
They were fucking around while the show was going on.
No, that actually was not.
They actually were not. They were not.
No, they were not.
They had gone on dates, but they had never done.
I was like, that's not what I heard.
There was never anything physically done because he found they everybody
found out during the first season of the show.
Yeah, she was. Yeah, she was like 13.
Oh, she was 17. No, she was 17.
She was 17. All right.
I'm going to Jamie this.
I just want to make sure she was she was 16 at the youngest.
There's no way in hell a 13 year old looks like that.
I thought she was like 13, 14.
No, she was like 16, 17.
She was barely 15.
What? She really says 15 rare.
I was going to say the rest of them were what?
Look, how old was Mila Kunis when that 70s?
They were all like 15 years old.
Yeah, like 18. Yeah.
Yeah. Like they were all fucking kids, but like no, nothing.
Everybody found out how old she was in the first.
So she was 15.
Ashton Kutcher is five years older than her.
So she he was 20 when that 70 show started 15.
So he would be he either.
He's 20. He's 20.
But no, they didn't.
Nothing physically happened to tell them like that.
I'm sorry. There's no way.
How Ashton Kutcher could fucking do that and then support and start
all the shit that he had.
That's why I was OK.
No, OK. I just had to make sure.
But they're not.
So I was OK.
So I was kind of everybody was fucking everybody was fucking.
I don't know where 13 came from.
Yeah, no, I know.
I knew it was way younger than 16 or 17.
I was like, I knew it was way younger than 17, though.
I just I couldn't remember. That's my fault.
Yeah, because yeah. So 15 years old.
Everybody in the cast to be fucking 18.
So they didn't have to deal with it.
She fucking essentially faked their age.
They didn't fucking research it.
She landed the role.
And then there was really nothing they could do about it
from the fucking as far into the scene,
because they found out during the first. Yeah.
Like, yeah.
You go to pay out and do fucking taxes.
That's you find out if they're fucking old enough or not.
Like, well, I mean, flagged by the IRS and shit.
Not just that, but the parents technically have to sign the contract
because she can't.
Yeah, because it's a false contract.
So she forged it that they probably would have just kicked her off the show anyway.
I think they knew they just didn't want to say anything to anybody.
Probably did. Yeah.
But for the pure fact, no, the cast and like the director and shit like that,
everybody thought she was 18 until like halfway through the first season.
But yeah, take your shirt off.
See, I was just more fan of Donna.
Anything like that.
I know. But it's like, so why did it matter?
But that's what I mean, because they wanted everybody to be 18.
Yeah, I know. That's how it is.
Reasoning for it. I know.
Like, just because of like, dude, do you remember child actors and shit like that?
That shit didn't start really heavily.
You might because you watch more movies and.
He does. But do you guys remember the old 90s,
early 2000 movies where they pick a high schooler?
Oh, and they were like fucking 23.
Motherfuckers in his 30s over here.
Well, it's like fucking prime example.
Hannah Montana.
The brother, the brother, he was supposed to be like what?
Like fucking 16, 17 at the beginning, like a junior in high school.
Yeah, that motherfucker was like 32.
Dude, he's like in his 50s, he's the same age as Jared Leto.
Yeah, he's like 59 or something like that.
Like 20s, early 30s.
Well, that fucking show started that motherfucker looked like he was fucking 19.
And he still does.
I know. Andy Milonakis.
How old did you think Andy Milonakis was when that show came out?
Oh, dude, I thought he was fucking like 18, 19, 21 at most.
Now that bitch was in the fucking like 30s.
Yeah, he's like 20.
He's like late 50s.
Yeah, it's amazing what it sells to do for you.
It's just they're just young looking.
Yeah. Andy Milonakis still looks the same.
He still looks just as bad as he did.
Just looks a hair older. And that's about it.
Like fucking some of them actresses that are out there like God, like
damn, them bitches look good still for fucking how old they're.
It's like, yeah, for instance.
But like, holy shit, Jennifer.
And you know that bitch ain't fake. Look, look.
Just trying to pound it with you.
I was going to get like all of us in here.
Wonder Twin powers activate.
I love that woman.
Still never watched Friends.
First is good.
Have it. I watch pivot.
I watch some of it because the wife watched all of it.
I'm like, yeah, this is not friends.
It's good. Will made a very good point.
Seinfeld was shit.
Will. Will. Will made a very good point with that show.
He said, where's all the black people?
I mean, that's like a great majority of 90s and early 2000 shows.
It was just he was talking shit to the point to the wife.
But I was over here like, I don't know.
I just didn't find him that funny.
You that's I don't think you watch it.
I don't think you watched it for the funny.
I think you watched it for Jennifer Aniston.
My my other half, my other half thinks Friends is fucking hilarious.
So does my wife.
She thinks it's fucking.
Yeah. No, I guess I probably would think.
You said I was fucking retarded.
But then again, I mean, OK, we watch Letterkenny.
God, so dumb.
That shit's literally stupid, though.
Yeah. But like I watched Letterkenny and she thinks the same thing.
She's like, this ain't funny.
Yeah. But that's comedy to me.
You know, so I mean, I'm sorry.
We like dick and fart jokes.
But Letterkenny is not even really that.
But I'm saying it's the equivalent to the fucking comedy.
It can be. I mean, it's literally just conversation.
And that's what we appreciate.
That's what we appreciate about you, Miss Katie.
Oh, is that what you appreciate me about?
Scurriedly Dan will pump their brakes there.
Scurriedly Dan. Yeah.
Like and then just repeat the same thing.
It just fuck you for like five minutes.
Hey, season two came out.
By the way, what? Yeah.
I never watched. I haven't.
I haven't watched the second season.
I haven't watched the first one.
It's really good.
The clips that I've seen look funnier.
I think Shorzy is better than Letterkenny.
I just think it's funny.
That's the same dude like a lot of it.
The same fighting and fucking. Yeah.
They fight.
He was my favorite fucking character in Letterkenny.
It's not Shorzy, but not not Shorzy, but the dude who fucking does the voice
of Shorzy like the fucking main character.
I can I cannot remember his name fucking off the top of my head.
Oh, Wayne. Yeah, Wayne. That's the character's name.
Yeah. But that's what I'm saying.
Like he plays. He's the voice of Shorzy.
You can get that off real quick, buddy.
Like he's the he's the voice of Shorzy in the show.
Like, yeah. But when he plays Shorzy.
Yeah. Show too.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, that's because he's the one who does the voice.
So like it's it's fucking hilarious because like he is the best shit talker ever.
Oh, yeah. Like just that.
Dude, it's that dude is a person is the best shit talker ever.
It's just either that whoever's writing his shit.
It's it's just well, they write it.
Oh, do they? So so they started the same thing that trailer part boys started.
They were they were like an online like video, like V log podcast type shit.
You got you.
Because that's where trailer part boys started a swear net.
Those are just characters.
That's not them, obviously. Right.
But they are still all friends and all shit like that.
And then the trailer part boys was fucking awesome.
I love bubbles.
But it's keep watching it.
See, I only like bubbles.
I think the rest of them are not.
I like Ricky. I just retarded.
I love that guy fucking and Leahy.
I just like bubbles.
The only he was one of the only scene that I've seen in that whole fucking show
out of all the episodes that I've watched and I've watched it.
He's in. You get two birds stoned at once, buddy.
Fucking knows the fucking episode where they get bubbles all fucking baked
and then go to steal fucking meat from the grocery store.
Dude, they got starts talking to him on the walkie talkie.
It goes over the P.A. in the store.
Like I died.
They used to steal.
They used to steal shopping carts.
Bubbles would fix them and then they sell them back to the mall.
But every season, it always ended with them going back to jail every single season.
And then the next one would start.
They got out of jail again.
So that's all. Maybe it just hit a little dogs in it.
Speaking of which, just hit a little too close to home for that light side track.
Did you ever see the bubbles impersonation of the sea shanty?
You need to get closer to the mic.
Oh, the kiddie one. Yeah. Yeah. I heard that.
And that was a good shit. Oh, yeah.
I could see it.
So the talkie tea.
Who's got your belly?
That was I love that thing.
I'm fucking high here, guys.
Now I got to go to fucking work.
I can do bubbles memes all day, bro.
I love that show. Talk about you want to talk about a really good show.
You want to talk about some good cult, nice shit.
Boondocks. Now that that's a great movie.
Yeah. Movies.
Oh, yeah. Movies.
I always go back to just the first.
The good, close rival to that was five brothers.
That was a good movie, too.
That was a good. Is that the one with Mark Wahlberg? Yes.
Yeah. OK. I couldn't remember.
It was four or five for some of the guys from Fast and Furious.
I had it had Andre 3000 in it.
And then there was a there was a lot of fucking big names in that.
Yeah. That played those.
I thought it was like, are you sure?
I thought four brothers.
I thought it was four brothers.
Might be four brothers. Yeah, I think so.
That's why I had to ask because I think it's four.
I think it's like that because it's too black, too white.
No, that's what it was because one of them died.
Yes. I'm remembering it very clearly.
I just remember I just remember the one either way.
And that movie reminded me of Boondock Saints.
Or brothers or brothers. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember there only being
I remember only Mark Wahlberg was a white guy, but that's.
No, because there was the other brother, too, because.
Yeah, because one of them did die.
I remember too black, too white.
That's it. It was a weird way to remember it.
Mark Wahlberg, they're all adopted.
It's white guys you will ever meet your goddamn wife.
That man is vetted.
Fucking old Mark. Mark.
I don't go into jail for a hate crime.
I mean, he left music and just skyrocketed.
Yeah, you know, I was so perfect for him
because of the fucking crew that he was running with.
He caught a fucking hate crime charge.
Yeah, for fucking I didn't know that.
Fuck him. Yeah. He fucking got in trouble.
He's over here like, look at me now, bitches.
Daddy's home. Yeah.
And he's fucking ripped. Jesus.
Fuck. Now he's rich as fuck.
And he's fucking five four and built like a tank.
And he's still one of the most popular actors in the entire world.
And we'll fucking go down.
I mean, Ted Legend, Ted, you so fucking.
That movie is good.
Do you know there's a show from fucking Bastid?
There's a peacock town.
Oh, God had a had a there is a peacock show.
Zach, there is a peacock show that comes after Ted to.
What is up with you in peacock, dude?
Do you not have peacock? It's a streaming service.
I know. I know that.
But I like peacock.
Literally, you mentioned it every single.
Peacock cat. You got to let me fly.
He just likes the work coming out of his mouth.
It's there's a lot of exclusive shit on there.
All right. Well, little man's calling for you.
So I think it's time to hear.
All right, everybody.
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Yeah, at least he's not to step. Oh, yeah.
At least he's not to step in in the hallway.
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He's the best man in my wedding, for God's sake.
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