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You are now tuned in to season 2 with your host, the slippery online streamer warlord, Fergie, and the cinema showstopper, old Pokemon master, Chaotic, and introducing the newest member, Dolphin. This is Tenacious Geeks!

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Make it snappy bitch. Alright, what do you got? Alright, alright, alright!

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What's in here? Ear drops. Ear drums. Whatever. Caution headphone wearers.

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So, everybody's talking about like you always flip me shit for promotion. Like this is mainly towards me and you since you're new so you're good. But. Oh, fine.

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So you flip me shit for promotion because I don't fucking do it on social media and shit enough like that. Okay, hence why I said that. Now, question. Answer.

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How come it's always my ass that's coming up with fucking a majority of ideas of like, hey, how should we push this? What's the different ways that we should push this? Where's the different platforms or way we want to push this?

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And we never have that conversation. We just fucking argue. There you go. You got it.

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This is going to be a very loud episode. That was great. I got to get it out now. So you're you're just idea man. Okay. We execute everything else. We. I execute everything. I'm just here for a good time. Yeah, but when you.

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But for one.

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You haven't made up your mind on an avenue to execute it. You have fucking like, okay, here's maybe the ideas that I'm thinking about going that we've all right. Listen, this is this is episode three, season 47.

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Yelling bro. Turn your mic down. 47. Damn. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. Okay. Maybe a little too much, but I'm going to be loud. You were loud. Now I lost it.

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It was gone. I am winning the debate so far. Lost it. I can't remember what else to say. It's okay. This was Fergie's moment anyways. Yeah, let's let him have his moment.

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But no, it's a it's just it's definitely like I want to see more. Now put it closer. I want to see more avenues. I want to see like I want to start seeing more avenues because like I'm starting to think about it more because like the job.

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Being in service and shit like that, like it's not starting to be it's starting to be more repetition instead of fucking the time because shit's starting to click. So it's like now on the drive times and shit. Yeah. So in the drive times and shit like that, like more shit. It's like that's why I was like when we got into the whole banter thing on Discord about fucking like YouTube and like monetization. That's what I was going to say. I remember now. Yeah. Now already bitched me out. This is not a roast of James episode. You already roasted me on like five other episodes lately. Okay. That's what I was going to say. I do have to give him a shout out about the YouTube YouTube thing. He has been trying to.

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Upload the videos. We just have an issues for how long it's been taking to fucking upload and shit. What videos? The like the last couple that we've actually like recorded to upload to YouTube. I'm going to did one.

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That was just last week. But you were. Yes, but we recorded the second one. Me and mine and all the one that me and dolphin did where we just straight up roasted you for saying you weren't going to be there and then decided to come. Oh, you did a video. I thought you just did the life. Yeah, I recorded it and then sent. You told me to send you the fucking Craig link. Yeah, the Craig is just the audio. It's just the. Craig just records the audio in Discord so I can make that. Yeah, you fucked up. I thought you go download your VOD and upload it. I would have to do that.

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Yeah, because I'm pretty sure. Did I stream that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. It was the only way we saw your face. So we had to have two screens up.

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What you got to do is just turn your turn your webcam on Discord, Discord and then and then just. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because once I said yes, it's going to take it's going to take priority over Discord.

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So but but yeah, that's really just it like different ways that we can start like because you said, you know, especially you've like talked to people on like making that like those are perfect avenues for one for you.

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Self growth that I flipped you ship for and then two for like podcast self growth so we can bring like sponsorship on and shit like that because I mean, we're we're I mean, I understand our numbers are only like this big.

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But that's for everyone that's listening, he's doing the interim movement right now. Like, hey, hey, hey, into a mile.

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They put that I mean, it's still a fucker. Let me finish.

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It may only be the most you know, the ocean is just hard to get to England in a rowboat motherfucker.

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I know to say that's good. That's good.

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I heard that said that ship for years. I've never heard that.

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But like I understand, like we don't have the biggest following it like on any of our platforms, but like that's something enough to get somebody's attention to start pushing somewhere, especially like in the worlds that we're in.

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It's just knowing the avenues you seem to you seem to be the one that just happens to roll upon the luck of fucking finding people.

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And then when you do, you don't think about it in the moment.

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And then you tell me about it. I'm like, bitch, I'll slap the shit out of you.

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You. Wait, what do you mean?

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So like with finding people to help like promote or I have the perfect example turn that we were talking about that we were talking about last night and the owner of the shop or whatever was a fan of ours, which big shout out to you.

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Big guy. Let's go. What's the name of the shop?

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Gambits and Gambits games. Right. In the Lloyd Center. Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah, that's that's as well.

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Like that's that's something that could that's something as in a thought process like cool. You're a fan. You like cool. You're a fan of ours. We're up and coming like I'll see him again here.

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Here's how we can push this. See, but my brain's constantly turning like that. It's like, all right, cool. Here's a little something to throw into your mind or you can reach out, you know, let it pull out.

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But it's like drop it right then and there. It's like because I super appreciate it.

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But and I want you to help because you also have a platform that fits with us that we can partner with to help all of it. It's so cool.

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There's way so there's so many plushies there. But you see what I'm saying. Like that dude out of everything you say out of an entire gaming store.

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Maybe you mentioned. Yeah, maybe you should. Because like that shit just makes sense to me.

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I just like I know. So I had mentioned kind of something to it and it was like a oh, ha ha like conversation and then went back to tournament.

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Right. So my focus was on trying to know. I get that. It's like there's been there's been other. He's cool as fuck.

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So there's been other times that like you've talked to people that have been fans that have like a following like like the interview we're going to do with Buck and the dude in January.

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You know, yeah. So stuff like that because you have that platform and those kind of people already follow you at least to a point like that's something that we can help spread on because you're attached to.

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So working on it. Figure out what you know what I'm saying. I'm working on it. So I got the Pokemon side good. Yeah.

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All of the shit that I associate with because of the last 10 years of my trade and the way that I've lived my life isn't necessarily this now.

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But naturally, I know I do need to work on fucking promoting our shit. I understand. Well, I wasn't going to say that.

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But since you said it, yeah. But I already fucking don't slap yourself on the hand.

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Dude, either always said that because I've always been horrible at it.

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Like, give me six months. I'm good. And then I'm just like, shit, I wasn't even on the podcast when I was promoting the podcast. Yeah, for real.

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He's a very good Jamie. Sometimes he is. Yeah. You're just that's what I look.

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Sure. I thought you look shit up more than I did. I do. You're definitely the same when you are a moderator.

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Like, that's what he means. Like, oh, yeah. Fair enough. Gotcha. Gotcha. That's what he meant by the Jamie.

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So we do have we do have a good promotion avenue coming up. And I don't know if I'm going to say it on the pod.

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I'll tell you guys after. Fair enough. But it does involve Pokemon. So, I mean, we're all Pokemon fans.

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Got to start somewhere, though. You you were the competitive Pokemon person. I just like to fuck around on Pokemon Go from time to time.

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Maybe which is funny because maybe you could go a game queue.

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And go play Pokemon if you really wanted to, though, Ferg, you could come play at regionals with me.

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But Pokemon Go because they do do that. You said do do I do do I do because they just started that the last time.

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No, I understand that. Like, that would be cool. But like, bro, I don't have the fucking attention span, bro.

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I already have. I would have essentially get it. I would have like Call of Duty.

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No, I would have to fucking delete something essentially to start fucking intaking full and taking that knowledge like the hard drives full.

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I mean, the space that's left is for work. I mean, physiologically speaking, it'll it'll never be full.

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But I get what you're saying. Well, they're active memory. Hold on. Hold on. So active RAM space is being used.

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This is actually this is actually scientifically fucking proven that, quote unquote,

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your brain actually has a fucking main limit of storage that it can mainly uphold.

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And your brain put it into categories into categories. Yes.

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That's why we forget shit from like fucking 30 years ago that has no fucking real relevance or like any real relevance to anything like.

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Yeah, I think that's just a ginger. That's not it. Shut up.

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But like that's that's actually a legitimate fucking thing. Like if you want to even dumb it down, it's like, OK, well, this is dudes.

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Hold on. We have boxes. Our brains individualized into fucking categories.

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If that box don't get used in fucking 10 years, there's a possibility that that bitch might go.

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He just dropped that bitch. Yeah.

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For those of you listening that can't see what Fergie is actually doing.

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Yeah. Well, like it's fucking gone, bro. He should be part of that Pokemon square.

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He should be part Italian because he talks with his hands a lot. A lot.

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Bibbidi boop. I don't think they got ginger in Italy, though.

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Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't know.

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Fucking this is the first time all three of us have been together to actually record, though.

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So yes, this is a one sec. That's why there's probably so much. God damn it.

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Oh, wait, wait. Wonder Triplets powers activate. Yeah, because yeah.

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I was going to say, wait a minute. That's why I said Triplet, bitch, not Wonder Twin.

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Fair enough. We are.

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We are capitalizing on something new here.

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So if anyone starts a TV show, it's already been licensed.

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Fuck you, TM trademark. You got to get that. You got to pay us now.

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And I share the rights with tenacious.

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I was about to say, technically, if anything were to start from that, we owe DC.

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Because Wonder Twins, yeah, no, this is this is something really different.

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Spin off. No, no, no.

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How old are Wonder Twins fucking since like the 70s?

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OK, you do realize trademark like trademark and copyright shit only lasts so long.

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Unless you unless you reactivate or one of the last times fucking Wonder Twins was re up.

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They probably do it all the time, dude.

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Good. Anything? No, there's there's there's.

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There's what was it?

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There's something that was trademarked that's really, really you're talking about for like

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like cinematic, like cinematic movie, like all that shit you're talking about to like go to like the public domain.

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I mean, yes, yes. It's like it's like once it goes from something like that.

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So once it goes from that, like once it goes from that point, you can use it as your own monetization

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because it's essentially a copyright clause on it is then expired.

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Yeah. Do they still do they own the original copyright to that? Yes, absolutely.

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But could you reuse it in the fucking modified or something from Disney that just did that not too long ago?

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And I don't remember what it was.

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But that was Mickey Mouse. Oh, yeah.

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Mickey was about to go into the public domain because I think it's like it's it's a long.

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It's like 60 or 80 years or some shit like that.

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It's a minute. It lasts for the length of the author's life plus another 70 years.

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So it's coming up on which is naturally why at this point in time, like the ring stuff

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is starting to become even more popular, like like rings of power and what and what not.

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Like that's why I like some of the super, super like original old like Marvel shit that like Stan Lee didn't write.

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Yeah, like that's been around for so long.

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Some of those some of that shit's like fucking half half to three quarters of the way through fucking to that public domain.

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We're right. I could start using it. Yeah.

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But most of the time, nobody wants to let that happen.

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Like there's I don't otherwise they would have thrown Mickey Mouse in even though it's fucking you can see.

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But here's here's the thing on that Disney could easily just be just renew that fucking copy.

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Yeah, but you can only do it like I was hearing some about it.

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You can only do it a certain way after the first time.

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And it has to be like you can't do it so many times because then it's called monopolizing either that or you have to modify it each time.

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So it's a different trade. Yeah.

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So they can only use the previous generation and not write because I think like Winnie the Pooh is coming up.

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And yeah, that's the one that I was talking about.

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That's the one that I heard about the horror fucking film. Oh, yeah. You heard of the watch it.

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Have you heard like the actual like Winnie the Pooh grim tale?

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No, it's fucked up.

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Oh, essentially the same. Yeah.

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So Winnie the Pooh, the story of Winnie the Pooh is actually a lot fucking older than you think it is.

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I know it's old. I know it's like the 1920s or so.

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No, it's like it's like Jamie.

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It's like Brothers James, if I remember it right. If I remember correctly, it's like almost Brothers Grimm fucking era shit.

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Yeah. Like it because those are all this fuck. Those are like 1800s like 1925 Christmas Eve, 1925.

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The original story called The Wrong Sort of Bees.

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And we need the poo. There you go.

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And it was a fucked up tale just like most of the fucking Disney Disney didn't touch it until 1966.

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But that's what I'm saying. Like if you look up the original fucking stories of fuck, it's like Disney saw Brothers Grimm was like, we're just going to buy the rights to that and then redo.

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Let's just make this a happy story. Let's fucking not the older ones are and it's like all of that horror movie, though, looked so good.

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I saw me yet to watch it. I want to see it. I don't know if it's been released.

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I think it was on Peacock. I think. Oh, is it?

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It's one of these streaming services. I've wanted to see it since I first saw that fucking advertisement four years ago.

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Four years ago. Shut up.

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Welcome everybody back to the Tenacious Geeks. That was our soft opening.

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I need to fart or something. I thought it was too.

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I thought it was waiting for it.

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Welcome back to the podcast, everybody. We appreciate you. How's everybody been?

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We are back live in the fucking Tenacious Geeks studios.

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Yeah, it's on Peacock. Way to interrupt James.

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I'm the Tenacious Corporation's international copyright LLC.

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I'm Scooby. That's Shaggy. That's Velma.

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I'll fucking take that shit, bro. Everybody loves Velma.

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Yeah, I got fucking curves and I'm not not the new film.

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Oh, we fucking. Yeah, right.

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It got a three percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Dude, every every three percent every good movie is that a user reviews or is that critic reviews?

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That's critic reviews. Yeah, naturally.

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Everything is a audience review is 50 percent. Yeah, that sounds about right.

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But it's right here.

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We just need to do a pod where we just all watch.

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But it was just released this year. Yeah, it came out earlier this year.

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Yeah. Yeah. But it's on Peacock.

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Well, I remember seeing that that advertisement years ago. OK, continue, Ferg.

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Go ahead. No, no, it's killing them all the way off.

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Go fuck all the way. All right.

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Well, so second soft opening.

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So speaking of game horror movies, though, did anybody watch

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Five Nights at Freddy's?

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Did you go fuck yourself? I'm working on it.

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Right now, we're just not. That's kind of disturbing.

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Why is he doing that in front of us, bro? I'm working on it.

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All right. Go ahead. I'll ask my question later.

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Oh, yeah. Just chilling.

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Just happy to be here. You know,

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I do have some things I want to talk about today.

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Couple recommendations. What do you got?

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We got there. He's just really like trying to like, oh, yeah, 100 percent.

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Oh, yeah. 100 percent. He turned his body.

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His eyes are fixed on me right now. Turn your back down a little bit.

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Oh, boy. I'm just going to push it away because it's almost at the bottom.

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So I almost like to get off. Oh, you almost like me again.

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Oh, brother's rivalry. OK.

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The siblings.

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This is what the siblings grim.

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So you're going to shut the fuck up and not be rude and actually let me do my soft open.

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Yeah. Why don't we switch it from a soft open to now a hard open since we've played with it?

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Well, we've done a soft open for 16 minutes.

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That was the whole point of like realizing how long that was and doing the whole shut up.

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Oh, fuck. OK. OK.

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Start over. Do the shut up again. We'll start over. Go.

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Shut up. No. Oh, no. I lost all the fucking pizzazz.

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Pizzazz is gone, everybody. You never lose it.

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You get back to the fucking podcast. Shut up. I'm doing it.

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Well, welcome everybody back to the podcast. It's been an argument of

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multi spider verse man, my hero academia.

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Fuck, I need to get high. I know. Yeah, but we are here.

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And this is the podcast and we are the tenacious geeks.

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We have our new host dolphin for the second that third episode now, fourth, fourth, fourth, fourth episode.

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He's been lost track of whatever the fuck it is.

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It's been about a month now and we fucking love him.

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He's been in the first time we've been in the first night doing it, though.

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Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Every other time we've had to do it on this court because the Fergie's fault.

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Everybody blame for work happens, man. Life.

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No, I don't. Kids. I just like wife shit sucks shit.

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You got a new fancy toy and we had to play with it the first time.

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So it's OK. Yep. That thing's been fucking.

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But I just needed to see your face.

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But yeah, no, it's been we are here.

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We are back in the tenacious geek studios at Tenacious Geek Enterprise headquarters.

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LLC trademark watermark stamped bitch.

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No, it's the nation's geeks media. It's not enterprise.

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I know I enterprise.

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Who is going to enterprise is way better.

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It makes us sound like we belong to the Star Trek franchise.

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I love it. Just something else.

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Just another nerdy word just to make it sound even nerdier with the nerdness.

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We are tenaciously nerds. Nerd alert.

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But we are back to the podcast.

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I have no idea what the fuck we're going to talk about today.

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Obviously, you can tell the set of the tone from the way that we are rambling in.

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And I'm yelling. Oh, we're all loud.

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I mean, that's virtually every single episode, though.

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Yeah. Yeah. But now you're not as bad as Will.

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Will got real bad sometimes.

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Yeah, but the shadow.

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I love that guy.

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Garage, though, that no, but he would have it like the fucker right here.

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I would just scream it with it right here.

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And you're just like, oh, my God. Yeah. Sorry.

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Caution headphones, whereas we are going to be very loud.

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You have if you have subs like turn those down a little bit.

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Who listens to podcasts with subs?

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Bro, I forget to fucking turn mine off when I'm listening to fucking a YouTube video.

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The next thing I know, fuck, I'm listening to like a blow in your fucking ears.

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Sim techs that goes off in the video.

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I'm like, your fucking ears just explode, right? Yeah.

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Oh, OK. Call of Duty PTSD is hitting and I'm fucking ducking behind my steering wheel and shit.

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Not real. You're all going to dive, dive to prone slide cancel.

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You're going to laugh at me for this one.

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I was on a fucking route. I think this was in like the last like a year.

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I was on a fucking roof and fucking working or whatever.

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And then I see just a glint out of the corner of my fucking eye from like four roofs away, bro.

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And I just fucking slammed to my stomach.

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I was like, I'm not in for dance.

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Do you see a flashlight?

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Dude, I just saw it. It's like the middle of the day, dog.

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I just see a glint out of the corner of my eye from somewhere, bro.

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Just hit the deck and went prone like I'm fucking on my PC and there and there were cameras on that roof.

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I guarantee you the security guards laughed about that.

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Oh, bro. I know I would.

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They would have died after that shit.

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They would have posted that on Tiktok or YouTube.

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Why do you think I would like one amount of GoPro for like a day?

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The days that I'm in, like just as you can throw it off the roof, like you do your phone half the time.

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Oh, do you follow me on our friends on Snapchat?

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I don't have Snapchat. Oh, bro.

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I'm fucking an asshole to my phone for like that's why I have like the defender case that I do so I can like purposefully.

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He'll probably start recording.

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He'll be like, fuck today.

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And then I'll just have my phone on the roof, dog.

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But there's TPO roof.

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So there's fucking like this much fucking goddamn insulation on parts of the roof and a fucking membrane.

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So it's like, OK, if it bounces off something, my favorite part is the only thing that would suck is a bounce and bounce off the ledge.

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Usually things like square.

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It's an iPhone.

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It'll survive, dog, and I'm on top of a Home Depot roof.

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So I'm just like huffing it a quarter away across the roof.

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It's like there's no way I'm going to I'm worried about hitting a fucking HVAC unit than anything else.

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I'm just like, nah, fuck it.

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He wonders why he needs new phones all the time.

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This is honestly the phone that I've had the longest in my entire life.

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I would be one of those perfect like stress test people for like phones and shit because I would put that bitch through the.

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Dalton never saw your old phone before you got the iPhone.

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Oh, bro. It was to the point where I'm over here looking at his phone.

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I'm like, why is your phone having a seizure?

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It's all cracked. There's like lines down there.

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Oh, that's like that's like fucking Ryan shipper Ryan bottom, bro.

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Every time like any time the screen was on, it was flashing like a big white bar about that big bottom just flashing constantly.

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Just like a green haze. No, dude, this is the same thing with fucking Ryan's phone.

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Ryan always gets those construction grade phones, so he doesn't even have a fucking case on it.

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It's got like a bulletproof screen and shit.

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What fucking years this guy had fucking a cracked screen.

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The things obliterated like you could barely even use the touch screen and it's got a chunk about the size of fucking miniature Texas in the size of the corner.

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Like the screen is visibly visibly missing. It's not there.

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If you can see inside, you can see inside the phone and it still worked and he still used it and it would always have Jesus on him and shit.

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I'm like, bro, why did you get a new one?

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And then he gets a new one and it's the exact same phone.

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It's not broken. It still works.

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Arguable, arguable.

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He just said America.

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Bacon, eggs and glocks, bitch.

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America.

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Don't forget the tapatio, bro. Tapatio is an important or is that is that tapatio or chalula?

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Tapatio. Yeah.

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All right. Pretty sure it's tapatio.

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But like that's I mean, I can do it. He is a he is a big old burly white boy with a red beard.

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Is it Kelso? Was that Kelso?

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Kelso doesn't have a red beard, dog.

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Kelso doesn't have a red beard.

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I was just asking. No, it's. I just heard big white burly white dude.

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That's all I heard. It's fucking it's his cousin.

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Oh, Josh.

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Shout out to that guy, too. Shout out to everybody.

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That's the boy. That's the boy.

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Shout out to all the Hammies. Shout out to all the Hammies.

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Yeah. Out of Hammies.

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To Dr. Evil style.

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Yeah. To all of my homies.

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Right.

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Dude, that was the best Austin Powers seed fucking ever was fucking Dr. Evil and many me rap it.

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I don't give a fuck.

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That's shit. I'm dying on that.

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I don't know. Awesome.

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At least funny is fucking Austin Powers seed.

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With now with the fucking awesome powers of the Fembots.

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Yeah. Machine gun jubblies.

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Yeah. Baseball cold showers.

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Margaret, that's her on a cold day.

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Margaret, that's her on a cold day.

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I heard a rumor, though, that there's going to be a fourth one.

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Oh, fucking leave the shit alone.

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God, no, no, no, no.

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That is one of the only fucking trios of movies.

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Unlike perfect the way they are to fucking touch up.

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Yeah. Stop it.

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And Mike Myers is so old now.

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Unless he is the one directing it and writing it.

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That is the only way that's going to be OK.

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But they also ended it in like the early 90s, though.

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Or was it like it was like 99 or something?

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So 20 years later, we're down for this triple X and 19.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I am so fucking fed up with the whole revamps of fucking everything.

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Like, because they nobody can come up with new ideas.

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I got to sell it.

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And because the fucking 90s in the early 2000s were the best.

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I mean, OK, from the millennial, the millennium, but cinema was fucking late

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90s, early 2000s up to like 2000.

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Music was 80s. But think about what you all were just saying.

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80s to 2000s. What was everybody doing?

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Getting fucking high. Drugs, drugs, drugs.

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Drugs. Yeah. Why do you think we're going back to that?

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And we're legalizing all the fucking drugs.

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I honestly think that's fucking survival of the fittest personally.

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But that's just me.

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Hey, it's Darwinism. It's OK.

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Oh, can I please hand out the awards?

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Like you guys literally just said the same exact thing.

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I hope you know that, right? Yeah, I know.

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We do this all the time. OK.

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We're on the same page. Same thing.

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Different word, you know, technically survival of the fittest is actually the same.

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Same chapter. Darwinism. Darwinism.

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Shut up. You shut up.

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Same wavelength, different squirrel.

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Put the pipe in your mouth. Shut up.

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Awkward silence for him.

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That's fucking all because of you guys.

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Fergie's fucking with his controlled substances.

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We do not condone drugs.

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We do condone cannabis. Yeah.

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And caffeine. Oh, definitely.

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Caffeine and sugar. I got no choice on that.

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I'm not a big sweet head.

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I got a monster over here.

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I got a monster all every day.

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So my teeth are all fucked up.

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That's why I drink coffee.

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I can't do coffee. I love coffee.

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Anyways, yeah, coffee and iced tea, bro.

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Maybe Austin Powers 4. Gross.

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But what I was going to say was we did just get Good Burger 2.

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Gross.

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They Netflix did.

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Hi, welcome to Good Burger.

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Home of the Good Burger.

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So I mean, we did get we did get a sequel for Ghostbusters.

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We did get, you know, that was a bad a lot of stuff.

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There's one wasn't bad. No, the Power Rangers one was really good.

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I was actually Ghostbusters was really good.

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I think Power Rangers only was able to like remain good because it remained irrelevant.

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Not really. A lot of the new ones went really whack.

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I mean, what they did was they went back to the original cast from when we were literally literally what the most recent Power Ranger movie was.

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So like it wasn't a really movie.

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It was like a it was a one like a one shot special.

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It isn't like an hour. Yeah, whatever.

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It was. Yeah.

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But the difference between that and all of the rest of the bullshit like Power Rangers and stuff and like even the monetization of Power Rangers like well, the live action movie wasn't.

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That's why I said that.

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Oh, is that the monitor? OK. Yes.

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I just will. That well, that and like as the monetization.

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This is what you're doing.

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This is what I want you to do.

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Any questions?

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Thank you.

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We're going to do Austin Powers quotes all day.

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All right. I got this fucking great game on like zip it.

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Thanks for being a freaking Jack in the box, asshole.

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Would you like a chuckle of my zipper?

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Yeah, I'm going to fucking give you a pal straight to the fucking kisser.

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OK, fucking sharks with freaking laser beams. OK, that's all I freaking want.

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There's sharp like in laser beam.

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Shut up. Thank you.

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It's time to open up over the can of whoop ash Shrek.

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Don't get it.

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I got it now.

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Like I was saying, like.

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That was literally a contention continuation like 30 years later, because it was I think it was like the 30th anniversary or 20 years later, some shit like that.

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But in Tommy died.

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This was literally like months after Tommy died.

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Yeah, like they release.

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No, they don't release.

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But we know they were in the filming of it when Tommy died because he was in that he was in the filming of White Dragon.

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Yeah, when he died.

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So which was he was and they're still dropping that movie, too.

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There was overlap, which is why he didn't, which is I'm pretty sure which is the main reason why he wasn't in that movie.

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Right.

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Make a cameo because he was filming White Dragon.

417
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But he also did get like hugely shout outs.

418
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Oh, he's one of the big they like like a moment of silence in the movie.

419
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
And he doesn't even do the Green Ranger.

420
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Like even the Green Ranger showed up like the Green Ranger was fucking there.

421
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
You can hear it. You can hear the voice of him, too.

422
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Yeah, as like they played old audio cues. Yeah.

423
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000
I feel like it was dope. Yeah, it was really dope. I about cried.

424
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:37,000
I was like, Oh, my God. You have to be like you have to be you have to be a nerd to like the level that we are in that category to like hear that shit because like I didn't hear it the first time.

425
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
And the second time I watched it, I was like, Oh, minute.

426
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,000
And I rewild. Thank you.

427
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Well, yeah. And then they did the whole thing for Trini, too, because it was died.

428
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:54,000
And there's quite there's been quite a few Power Rangers that have died after after their stand on the show was done.

429
00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Yeah. But it was like that was a continuation later on, not a remake like they did with like Matt, you know, with like Magic Force fucking deep space turbo.

430
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Like those are all continuation remakes.

431
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I mean, yeah, in a way, because it's I mean, they all it's all continuation.

432
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:16,000
It's just like it's individual spin offs that kind of it's it's just essentially every generation, every set of kids that have come.

433
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
That's what I mean. That's what I mean by it remained relevant, though.

434
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Yeah. Yeah. Like the like there are series out there that have remained relevant. So, you know, in some justification, and I heavily emphasize some justification, a revamp is sometimes.

435
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
And I emphasize sometimes warranted. So, well, yeah, it all just depends.

436
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,000
But like on the topic of Power Rangers, though, because they did do that live action movie, I did.

437
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:48,000
There was parts I fucking hated about it, but that movie was really good. Did you watch? I enjoyed it. No, it's actually I like we went saw it in theaters.

438
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:54,000
I like the suits like like if I was probably out of the country when it came out, they fucking played the theme song.

439
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I was just came running out and me and her in the game screened like 16 year old fucking girls.

440
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Where girls are? Yeah. Our ladies are with us and they're just looking at us like what the fuck?

441
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I mean, he was standing up like, yes, princess can attest to this like straight up. Oh, we were fucking. Oh, my God.

442
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,000
It was like her and my she's my ex. She's the chick I was dating at the time. Yeah, because this was like fucking years ago.

443
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Yeah. But like they were both just like shut the fuck up and dying there like laughing their asses off and just telling us to like sit down and shut.

444
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:33,000
We're like, no, my wife is ready. Don't you kill my vibe. We're like, bitch, don't take this from us.

445
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:40,000
And that's funny because they knew what they signed up for. We're like either way, it means that are going. I mean, if you guys want to go cool, cool.

446
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:49,000
But if this is going, we've been waiting for this to be entered at very minimum entertaining is shit for you because I'm not sure if you're going to retain at least.

447
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000
We did the same thing for fucking a Spider-Man homecoming to was me and you and the girls.

448
00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:03,000
And they sat there and watched us just nerd out. That was mostly me. But that was awesome. Tom Holland said of Spider-Man's are my favorite. I agree.

449
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I don't I don't mind Andrew Garfield. Yes. Andrew Garfield personally, like is my favorite sarcastic Spider-Man.

450
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:22,000
But hold on. Yeah. Yeah, I see it. Because like in because Andrew Garfield, he's literally just a straight up sarcastic ass.

451
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Like he straight up is which which Peter Parker is a very intelligent sarcastic ass. Oh, he's a fucking smart ass.

452
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:37,000
But that's why I'm saying a very, very intelligent sarcastic ass, because he's extremely sarcastic and extremely smart ass, which they're essentially the same thing.

453
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Where him and Deadpool were like perfect. And they. Yeah. Yes.

454
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:51,000
But Toby Maguire was asked my least favorite fucking Spider-Man and I will die on that fucking hill.

455
00:31:51,000 --> 00:32:01,000
I think I think the Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield movies heavily emphasize the darkness that is surrounding Spider-Man.

456
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
And I'd master of Marvel dip in on this real quick.

457
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Sure. Just real quick. OK. I think the Toby Maguire was more of adult Spider-Man because we only really saw him in high school and like the first movie.

458
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah. Second movie. And they all moved out. I told time. Yeah. That was like senior year straight into fucking college. Yeah.

459
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Yeah. It was like senior year. Yeah. And then like second movie went straight to him. Mary Jane.

460
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Everybody's adults at this point. Yeah. No, it was me. It was in the first.

461
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Toby Maguire was Mary Jane. No, you said Andrew Garfield moves to Mary Jane or whatever.

462
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000
It's it's him and Gwen. No, Mary Jane. He's still talking about it.

463
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,000
He's still talking about. I thought you did. That was my bad. No, I said second movie was whole part.

464
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I just take it. Maybe I did say I don't know. Anyways. But yeah, so that was more adult Spider-Man and trying to be like, OK, well, I want to be an adult.

465
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,000
I want to go live like a human life. And but I still got to see that one.

466
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000
See, I see that one in the third one. Like, I totally agree. The third one sucked ass. We don't talk about it.

467
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Hold on. But I agree with you with that for the third one.

468
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,000
But for like the second one, like I see that as in like that's the transition in college and him trying to figure all the shit out because he was in school working at the bugle and doing.

469
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
No, he was working at the bugle in the second one. That's what I'm talking. He wasn't in school at all.

470
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Call he was I think he was or he talked about he was selling pictures to the bugle in the first. Yeah.

471
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Yeah. But I think he was talking about trying to do college or some shit. Yeah.

472
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:25,000
And then he just ended up working for the bugle because being Spider-Man when he got his own apartment and shit.

473
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
But it was Mary Janx Mary Jan was with Harry in the second one.

474
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,000
So he was like, oh, I got to do all this. I'm going to say this right now. I love James Mary.

475
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Mary Jane in the fur and the Tobey Maguire movies was the hottest Mary Jane out of all movies.

476
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
For well, considering we didn't get Mary Jane in the Garfield.

477
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
And yeah, we didn't get. We did. We did.

478
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Actually, that wasn't the love. No, no, no, no.

479
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Well, we did. Mary Jane was in supposed to be in the second one.

480
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:02,000
And it was Shailene Woodley, the chick from fucking Seeker Life or the Teenager show, the pregnant chick.

481
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,000
So apparently she was Mary Jane in the Andrew Garfield ones and they cut her out.

482
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Yeah, it was so irrelevant. I mean, Emma Stone is arguably a lot harder, way harder.

483
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Way. And I love Emma. I love Emma Stone.

484
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
And the wife already knows that's in my top five of my hall pass list.

485
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Yeah. The celebrity hall pass.

486
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah. Emma Stone's on like number three.

487
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I'll give you a she smashes. I'm a stone.

488
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Don't get the stone. I'll give you a Chris. That is a nice slap you on the ass.

489
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Hey, that is a nice boulder. Almost a anyway.

490
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000
So I thought I thought Toby was more of the adult shit kind of grown up

491
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:43,000
and he was a way better Peter Parker in my eyes.

492
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I liked Toby McGuire as Peter Parker.

493
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Andrew Garfield was better as Spider-Man. His Peter Parker was kind of blah.

494
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Yeah, very like emo, very emo Spider-Man.

495
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
That's what I'm saying. Andrew Garfield really got an error, though.

496
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
That was definitely that error. Yeah.

497
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000
But I mean, in the comics, there is a dark side to Spider-Man in and of himself.

498
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Trust me. And Andrew Garfield movies brought that out of Spider-Man.

499
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Go read Back in Black. Why he actually became Spider-Man

500
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
and the whole basis of the beginning of killing Uncle Ben and the morality of fucking everything.

501
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Right. Yeah. And welcome to Marvel.

502
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah. So and Andrew Garfield, I love Andrew Garfield, though.

503
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
I do. He was really great.

504
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
But his acting as Peter Parker was kind of just blonde.

505
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
He's more of a serious actor.

506
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
And I had the sorry, go ahead. I was going to say that.

507
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah, I agree. I absolutely agree with you.

508
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Like Tom Holland did a phenomenal job as fucking spider.

509
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield. Yeah. Andrew Garfield.

510
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
He was really good under the mask. Yeah.

511
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Yeah. Like just like the, you know, the witty Spider-Man sarcasm and shit.

512
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Like he had down to a T, but like he didn't have like the intelligence

513
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000
witty style shit like Peter Parker had outside of the mask. Yeah.

514
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Because he had a fucking image.

515
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Well, I mean, like, I mean, you're wrong.

516
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Andrew Garfield did a really good job of sounding fucking extremely intelligent.

517
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,000
But like, well, all these actors are that fucking naturally smart.

518
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000
That's kind of one of the other things that bugged me was the web shooter thing

519
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
that Toby Maguire didn't have. He fucking.

520
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Oh, that's right. Tommy. But that's the multi-gallon diverse.

521
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
But Toby Maguire also will.

522
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Almost every Spider-Man has always had web shooters.

523
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Almost like 90 percent of them.

524
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
All Spider.

525
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Almost. Yeah. So Master of Marvel just said almost and deems that as 100 percent.

526
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Shut the fuck up.

527
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Every every Spider-Man that I knew of until fucking Toby Maguire had fucking web.

528
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
But you got a point, though, because Andrew Garfield,

529
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
the whole reason for the web shooters, that was my favorite part.

530
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
It's like, cool, we finally get the web shooters.

531
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yeah. That is that is comic accurate.

532
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000
But Andrew Garfield seemed more intelligent than Toby did.

533
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Toby, do I absolutely Toby showed us the photography artist style,

534
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
but he wasn't really fucking give us the he wasn't the fucking hundred

535
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
and fifty IQ like he's supposed to be. Yeah.

536
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000
And then Andrew Garfield is what Peter Parker is fucking known.

537
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Andrew Garfield kind of fucked with it a little bit.

538
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And then Tom Holland's just nailed everything.

539
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
And that's yeah, but Tom Holland also brought out the Miles Morales

540
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000
like comedic side, which is what the live action.

541
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000
That's Tom Holland combined all of them together.

542
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah. Well, because he is 15, 16 years old when he starts being Spider-Man.

543
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Like he's imagine when you were 15, 16.

544
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Tom Holland, he was like 18. No, no. Peter Parker.

545
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
The character. Yes. Was 15 when he got bit by the. Yes.

546
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Yes. Yes. Tom Holland.

547
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I know. Yes. Tom Holland is one of the is, I think,

548
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
the youngest Spider-Man. Yeah.

549
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
So that's what I'm saying. He's the most relevant to that role.

550
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Yes, you are correct. That's what I'm saying.

551
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,000
So my point being with that is Tom Holland is he's asking you a question.

552
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Oh, well, charger. Charger.

553
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000
I don't have one in USBC. Oh, I do. Yes.

554
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:07,000
But like Tom Holland, Tom Holland himself is just extremely, extremely intelligent.

555
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Like that fool is fucking smart.

556
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
All extremely fucking athletic.

557
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
That fool has that. Oh, he does. He's a dancer.

558
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,000
He's a he's a ballet dancer. Yeah. He does all of his own stunts.

559
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Uh huh. Yeah, he does. He practiced parkour.

560
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Yeah, all of it. Ballet dancer. Are we about to lose this Spider-Man?

561
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Oh, no. No. Resigned for another like two.

562
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Well, everybody keeps saying he's he's taking a break.

563
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
He wants to be right now. Other ventures.

564
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Because he's him and Zendaya are about to go get married. Yeah.

565
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000
And so but then they are they he signed up for a whole new trilogy,

566
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
which I think is the whole reason for the Madame Web that's coming out.

567
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Craven the hunter. The whole Spider-Verse shit.

568
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I'm so excited. I'm so excited for fucking Madame Web, bro.

569
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
I know. Oh, my God. We can talk about that.

570
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I started fucking dropping trailers and teasers.

571
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
They just dropped the trailer. We'll talk about that in a second.

572
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Oh, I heard about it like two days ago. I'm like, oh, my wife.

573
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
We're talking about it, too.

574
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
But so one of my favorite.

575
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,000
The whole reason is from what I remember is he did sign on for a whole other

576
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,000
trilogy. Technically, but taking the break, doing all that probably

577
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
so he can like what I think a little older to maybe.

578
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Now we're in the we're in this.

579
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Nobody remembers Spider-Man or nobody remembers Peter Parker.

580
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Yeah, shit, because of the no way home. You saw no way home, right? Yeah. OK.

581
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000
And. It's going to warp into Miles Morales for sure,

582
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
and I'm pretty sure it's going to be all this.

583
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
That's why we're doing all this Spider-Verse shit.

584
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
And I'm pretty positive that it's going to be the end of the Spider-Verse

585
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Miles Morales.

586
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
That might just pop up in the live action and then poof, that's going to be it.

587
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I don't know if they're going to fully start.

588
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Did you play Spider-Man the first game?

589
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
The PS4. OK, well, in the first PS4 game, like the what was it?

590
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Twenty nineteen or whatever the first Miles Morales game. Yeah.

591
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Peter Parker, Mary Jane, all of that.

592
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Oh, it's all the characters. And then he meets Miles.

593
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
And then at the end of the first game is when Miles gets bit by the spider

594
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
and he's like, oh, hey, and starts mentoring him.

595
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
So the whole second game is about Miles Morales.

596
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Gotcha. And Peter's like off, but he's mentoring him at the same time.

597
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And then come into the new game. They're both together.

598
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
I think that's how we're going to get the trilogy of movies.

599
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Gotcha. Essentially.

600
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000
But I think it's going to be Spider-Verse Miles because they setting up

601
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
all these movies of him and traveling and all that shit.

602
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
It's going to be I think so.

603
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
It'd be it would be it would be a really cool concept to see.

604
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
But he was teased in Homecoming already. Miles Morales.

605
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Yeah. Yes. Because well, Childish Gambino was is technically supposed to be Prowler.

606
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah. Because he's Aaron Davis.

607
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000
And he said his nephew lives in town, that type of shit. His nephew is Miles.

608
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
So we do have Miles. Yeah.

609
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Miles is in the universe. He's still around.

610
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
But it'll be so it'll be interesting. Yeah.

611
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
But Aunt May is dead. Uncle Ben's dead.

612
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
On the note of him like trying different ventures, though, kind of offbeat,

613
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000
a Spider-Man, I think his backlash on one of I don't even know the name of the movie

614
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
that he did recently. But I want Charm Holland.

615
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
No, there was a fairly in-depth gay scene in this movie.

616
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
And he got a lot of backlash. I think I think I know which one you're talking about.

617
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I can't remember the name. Yeah.

618
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
I don't know, dude. Anything Tom Holland's been in, though.

619
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000
He's fucking I mean, I go watch Cherry. Have you guys seen Cherry?

620
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000
No. No, I heard that's a phenomenal, phenomenal fucking movie.

621
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I know people that have watched whatever this movie is I'm talking about.

622
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
I've never seen it. Never done another. I can't.

623
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I don't know. Tom Holland. I touched. Yeah.

624
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Pretty much. And it's like Robert Downey Jr.

625
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Had gay scenes in some movies like it's a fucking movie.

626
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Motherfucker got arrested, put in jail for fucking crack cocaine.

627
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000
And he's Iron Man. He may have gotten, you know, like fictionally fucked.

628
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
But whatever, he made millions off of that.

629
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000
So tell me, would you do that crowded room? Yeah, that's what it's called.

630
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
But yeah, like you got a lot of backlash for it.

631
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
And he did this one kind of kind of recluse himself after that,

632
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000
because the fans of his mainly women were like,

633
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
because they can't have their fucking wet dream.

634
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
But he's fucking he's marrying Zendaya anyway.

635
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

636
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I mean, that's my point.

637
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Think about this. Think about this. Hold on.

638
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Hold on. Zendaya does a gay scene. Ain't nobody going to say shit.

639
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Hold on. Zendaya did a lot of it. Have you seen Euphoria?

640
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,000
She did a lot of shit in that show. Everybody was like, yeah.

641
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
While she was with Tom Holland.

642
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
It's just it's fucking stupid. Fans. Fans suck.

643
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
They also tried to say Uncharted sucked, too.

644
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
And I like that. Great. I love that movie.

645
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
That was so accurate. Speaking of Tom Holland being fucking ripped, dude,

646
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
in that movie, that boy, dude, that boy is always stacked like just like

647
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000
go back to the first Spider-Man. He was still yoked.

648
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
He didn't have to work out that much. I'm not saying he wasn't,

649
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
but I'm just saying like he had fucking a full workout session in Uncharted.

650
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You're like, Jesus Christ. And did all of his own stunts.

651
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I want to see Tom Holland and Jackie Chan.

652
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Jackie Chan is Jackie Chan is borderline dead at this point. No, he's not.

653
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
They just he just did a movie with John Cena. I know. I know he did.

654
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,000
But dude, the dude is so old. I do get where he's coming from.

655
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
That fool's getting old as fuck. I just meant the dude is doing your own stunt.

656
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
It's like those it's like those fucking red movies.

657
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
But, you know, that's anymore. I want him to stay around longer.

658
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I love Jackie. Yeah, it's like it's like that man is a fucking icon.

659
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Is it is it red or whatever? Or it's like a Sylvester Stallone,

660
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's expendable expendables.

661
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Expendables. Yeah. It's like, all right.

662
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
You almost one flopped so hard.

663
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,000
You know, you're not so old. You got on that fucking right now.

664
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
And how much Ivy Profin is on set?

665
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Well, I mean, not only Statham can still handle his own.

666
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
He's well, he's still on an Aspen regiment, though.

667
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I bet you, boy, his knees, his knees probably hurt pretty good.

668
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000
That's like what he's known for. I'm just let it die.

669
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
All right. All right. Y'all y'all have had your time.

670
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Y'all got enough motherfucking movie back.

671
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,000
It's time for the next y'all motherfuckers are still raking royalty revenues off.

672
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I like fucking Sylvester Stallone.

673
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Like he's still fucking making royalty money.

674
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
I mean, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger right now.

675
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I mean, he went and he became governor of California.

676
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Yeah. And he wasn't even fucking born here.

677
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
No, he's German. Well, you don't have to.

678
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Yeah, whatever. You don't have to.

679
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
You don't have to to become governor. No president.

680
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
President and senator and senator.

681
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Yes. In Congress and above, you have to be born here. Fuck them.

682
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Hence why it was such a big thing when Obama got it all down.

683
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
They were like his last name, bitch.

684
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
He was in Hawaii. So on the note of Spider-Man, though, Madame Webb.

685
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Mm hmm. So you saw the trailer.

686
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I heard the trailer. I didn't completely.

687
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Yes, of course, because he hears everything.

688
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
But did you watch the trailer? What?

689
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
The new Spider-Man trailer. Exactly.

690
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So there's a new spin off movie like they did.

691
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Did you watch Morbius? No.

692
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
You ever hear of that movie? Yes.

693
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Actually, really was that movie.

694
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
If there's two of them, they made two.

695
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
There's only one. Is there only one?

696
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Only one. If you if you disconnected from Spider-Man, it's a really good movie.

697
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I like but knowing that he's a Spider-Man villain. Yeah.

698
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,000
So I still believe he's he's he's a Spider-Man hero.

699
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Vulture pops up at the end, which makes no sense anyway.

700
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Which is the vulture from Homecoming. Yeah.

701
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Anyways, I know, Mother.

702
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,000
So Madame Webb is a character in the comics that she's blind, clairvoyant,

703
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000
old as fuck, and she essentially creates the web.

704
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
She's the she's essentially the originator of the spider.

705
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000
No negative.

706
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,000
In a way, she's the she's essentially the the first one to realize that every

707
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Spider-Man woman is connected by the web,

708
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
which is like the web that leads through the multiverse, the Spider-Verse.

709
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
It's fucking confusing. I said she's the original,

710
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,000
but she's the way you said it was a little different.

711
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,000
But the whole movie is going to be weird, but it looks really good.

712
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
She's young and she's played by the chick from Fifty Shades of Grey.

713
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
You pointed me like I've actually seen that fucking movie.

714
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Like, I know, I know the conversation to both of you.

715
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
You've never seen it.

716
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yeah, I know. What's her name?

717
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
But I know what the actress looks like.

718
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Dakota is something she fucking sucks in that fanning.

719
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
No, it's like Dakota Johnson or something.

720
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Jamie, Jamie. No, we're not searching Fifty Shades on the now.

721
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I mean, I'll play the trailer. You watch the trailer.

722
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Nope. We won't have any sound.

723
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
I mean, I already know all about Smut.

724
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I didn't have chicks that read Smut on the daily.

725
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
So you are a smut. Don't call me fucking names.

726
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
But anyway, so they're going to we're going to have three Spider-Women,

727
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
which are comic accurate, by the way.

728
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Oh, no, I did watch. I saw their trailer.

729
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yeah. Oh, Dakota Johnson. Yeah.

730
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Jansen. She's got a big old Jansen.

731
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And she seems kind of blah in the trailer, though.

732
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,000
But the whole point, if I don't know if you know, you saw the baby, right?

733
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Well, you didn't fully watch the trailer, right?

734
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
You heard it. OK. Well, there's like a little split scene.

735
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
You'll see where somebody's handing a baby over.

736
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:11,000
The whole fucking movie is about Ezekiel Sims going to kill all of these Spider-Women.

737
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
And the whole point is because they're trying to protect Peter Parker.

738
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Baby Peter Parker is in it and his mom and Uncle Ben and Emma Roberts is playing.

739
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Was it Mary Parker? Mary Parker. I think. Yeah.

740
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
And so, yeah, the whole point is going to be about baby Peter Parker.

741
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
It's set in the early 2000s.

742
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Oh, I. Nobody knows if this is Tom Holland, Peter Parker, or if they're rebooting it again.

743
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:42,000
All I know. Is that grandma from Tom Holland's fucking universe?

744
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000
And and and and and his aunt.

745
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Grandma. I like what? Who's his grandma?

746
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I noticed that they perceptively got younger throughout the day.

747
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Oh, and she's so hot and Tom Holland's one. Oh, my God.

748
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
That's a tome. Oh, Rob.

749
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Of course. And but she falls for happy like how it's to a kid.

750
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Let me hold on. Hold on. That gives motherfuckers like us hope.

751
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no. Let me quote Will on the other podcast on ADHD.

752
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Laugh, laugh, dick in your mouth. True. That's it.

753
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
The funny guys are dangerous. You're laughing. You're laughing. You're laughing.

754
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
You're boob. You're naked. Yep. Laugh, laugh, dick in your mouth.

755
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Yeah, no, it's very fucking true. Yeah.

756
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Yeah. That's why he gives motherfuckers like us hope.

757
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Not just that, but happy was also because of Tony Stark and the Spider-Man.

758
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,000
And yeah, I never thought happy was that funny and a big old gun, if you know what I mean.

759
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
It's got to be. It's fucking Jon Favreau, dude.

760
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaking of, we need to get props to that fucking guy. Yeah.

761
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Yeah. He's fucking been killing it. That's my guy.

762
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Look, I'll raise a drink for that guy.

763
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Hold on. I'll be right back, Pod. Hold on. Time out on the drink.

764
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Me too. Me too. I don't have one.

765
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Wait on him.

766
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Don't yell at my dog. He didn't do it.

767
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I'll raise a drink to Jon Favreau, though.

768
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Pinky. Your imaginary drink.

769
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000
He's getting us a drink. Come on.

770
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I don't know why we're toasting to this guy. I haven't toasted anybody else.

771
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:21,000
I'll toast to Jon Favreau because I like it. You give me water. Perfect.

772
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I know you don't like soda. No, it's perfect. I was like, great. I got beer.

773
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I don't drink either. There's Mike Harden there.

774
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
I don't know. Yeah. Cheers.

775
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Tinkies. Cheers. He's been fucking killing it in the Star Wars universe.

776
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Star Wars elf because he's the original maker elf.

777
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Fucking all the Iron Man movies. He's the reason we got fucking Robert Downey Jr.

778
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
I'm talking about I'm talking about, especially for fucking by the way, if you ever

779
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
the star that will reach all the way up, you want to stand.

780
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
I know. I just had fucking wedgie.

781
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
But that's I'm in battle. I shout out for him is he's been fucking killing it with Disney and fucking.

782
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I have to admit, I have no idea.

783
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Any. Did you finally see? Hold on.

784
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Have you finally watched this?

785
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,000
OK, yet? No. He's going to disown you.

786
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
There's the name of the episode. Right.

787
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Look in there. Soca. Own you. This is soca. Oh, my God.

788
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Fergie hates you right now. There's there's part two.

789
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
No, no, I haven't.

790
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
I know everything that happens because I went down the rabbit hole.

791
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
I just like to watch, dude. Oh, my God.

792
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Like you're bringing in the fucking dark jet, like bringing in the dark jet.

793
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I like roll it how they rolled everything in and fucking

794
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
bringing in thron and shit like that, like made me just want.

795
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
It makes me want to read the thron books even more now because I still haven't read them yet.

796
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,000
But like just to get the audio, I listened to them.

797
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
I listened to their bitches like a motherfucker.

798
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Like I've listened to most of fucking the high republic, the old republic shit that's on audio book.

799
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
That's like the adult version shit because they have like that's just like the regular

800
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000
like books that we would read because they have like comic books

801
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
and they have like kids books that all align with it to you and your smut.

802
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
You know what smut is, James?

803
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I mean, it's nerd smut. He's like the adult version.

804
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So I mean, they're there.

805
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
They're quoted what he said.

806
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,000
No, that's literally like so they literally have smut is James.

807
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Like so you have adult books and then you have smut like that's it.

808
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000
And like what I'm talking about is because you have the comic books, then you have the kids books,

809
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
which they all kind of tie in with each other.

810
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
And then you have like the you have the why they call them adult books because it's adult comprehension.

811
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Like, yeah, it's novel. Yeah, exactly.

812
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
That's just that's when you look at it.

813
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000
It'll be like the adult books, the kids books and then dramatize.

814
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
I read it like a grade three level.

815
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Yeah. So that's why I listen to them bitches because I can I can comprehend it like a college level.

816
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I read like a autistic one arm child. Oh, I can read just fine.

817
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,000
It's just if I pick up a book and I read the first page, I'm going to be passed out in a matter of seconds.

818
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
It's that first page better be real fucking good.

819
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
I go back and reread it like four times to fully understand the first page.

820
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Yeah. Like almost every page. Oh, so I learned how to read it really fast because I still got to go back anyway,

821
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000
because no matter how how many times I sit there and try to read through it, it doesn't sit.

822
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Yeah, my brain just moves too fast.

823
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,000
And then and then whenever I try to read something, it's just and I'm passed out.

824
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000
This is too slow does not.

825
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Are you good on Star Wars for a sec? Sure.

826
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000
I'm good on Spider-Man for a sec. Sure. Dolphin's turn.

827
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Oh, OK. You said you had stuff.

828
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Well, I did just want to say I have not seen anything past Rogue One.

829
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Fair enough. Nothing. You can skip the last trilogy.

830
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,000
I watched Rogue One and I was like, just look up highlights so you get like what goes on in the story.

831
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000
And you're good. No, I would suggest at least watch Obi Wan.

832
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
The Obi Wan Kenobi show plus shows.

833
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Watch the shows. I mean, no, no, no, no, no.

834
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000
The shows are phenomenal. Mandalorian Star Wars guy, though.

835
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
We just went over. No, no, no, no, no.

836
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,000
So even like I know people who like I know people who aren't like big star like Lugar.

837
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Lugar is not a very big fucking Star Wars. I'm not either.

838
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Like he fucking loved the Mandalorian because the Mandalorian like the Mandalorian.

839
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
He's making armor right now as we speak. Yeah.

840
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:28,000
So like the Mandalorian doesn't necessarily like tie into like this start like to the Star Wars that like you're thinking of with like.

841
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Oh, I know it's an entire universe for sure. I'm aware of it.

842
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Well, it's it's with it's within the unit like it's within the universe.

843
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,000
But like Mandalorian's filling in gaps in a time frame that's never been like cinematically done before.

844
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Yeah. It's in the same. Yeah. After six before seven.

845
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:49,000
But that's this is all this is like so like Rogue One was the fill in between like five and six or whatever.

846
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
No, it was three and four. What? Whatever.

847
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
But was the film like was the film between those.

848
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:02,000
So that's essentially like what they're doing with like Boba Fett or the Mandalorian, the book of Boba Fett, Soka, like just all after Obi Wan.

849
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
This is all the little intricate. Yeah.

850
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:12,000
So this is all of the shit that leads up to that. So because they fucking did episode seven, like 30 years after six.

851
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:22,000
So much. It's so good, though, like just being able to like I've sat there like my other half, like she sat there and watched a couple of fucking episodes.

852
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
I mean, she don't give a fuck about Star Wars. Yeah.

853
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
And she's just like, that was actually pretty good.

854
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Like I would actually sit there and watch that with you. Like you don't need to know.

855
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:35,000
So it's of a so I mean, you need to know Obi Wan. You need to know like the main fucking characters,

856
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:43,000
which majority of people at least know the fucking names already because they've been in fucking pop culture fucking since our parents were children.

857
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000
I mean, a lot of Mandalorian is from Clone Wars, though.

858
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Same thing with a Soka, but otherwise you just got to watch the prequels and that's pretty much it.

859
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Oh, I do need to bring my hard drive over for you so I can actually give you the whole animated Clone Wars series.

860
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,000
I have it. Or you just go watch it on fucking Netflix or Disney plus on Disney.

861
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I remember we were talking about it a while ago. Yeah, I haven't.

862
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
I just haven't finished it, but it's all it's like Disney.

863
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
So it's like Bad Batch. Bad Batch is the same way.

864
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
So in Bad Batch was really fucking good, too.

865
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
And that's a fucking animated one. Yeah.

866
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:21,000
I don't have Disney plus. So it's it's fucking honestly, it's don't pay for it.

867
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
If you have Verizon as part of fucking. Nope. Yeah.

868
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
I'd have Verizon because it works.

869
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
I got T-Mobile's and I pay forty dollars a month for my plan.

870
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Unlimited texting, Wi-Fi, everything.

871
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Oh, yeah. I got devices and I'm paying for shit. I got Verizon.

872
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Yeah. Same thing with the Verizon modem that's in my window.

873
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Yeah, I could get the whole team of the Modem.

874
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I'm part of the cult.

875
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I was going to say, I think I'm wearing my snap on hat today, but I'm not.

876
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
I'm not. I mix and match. I don't give a fuck.

877
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
I like don't give my my impacts from Milwaukee.

878
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
My drill is from fucking Walmart.

879
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
I don't give a fuck. I'm over here like I got to have everything from one fucking brand.

880
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Most of my shit snap on.

881
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000
And that's and but that I got I got a snap on addiction.

882
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
He's a fancy bitch. Yeah.

883
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Apple makes good shit.

884
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000
I tool my tools cost probably as much as both my cars combined

885
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
on a weekly payment of fucking a hundred bucks a week.

886
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Paid off, bro. It's been paid off for years.

887
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
All of the shit in my van.

888
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Plus, my van is probably worth my house.

889
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000
With all the fucking parts and shit like that, with how much fucking Transformers

890
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
and contactors and. Oh, yeah.

891
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
And shit. Yeah, let's tell the world what you got.

892
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
It's sitting in your.

893
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Everybody knows it like five blocks down the road, by the way.

894
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
I leave it unlocked. Go ahead and just grab it.

895
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Just take what you need. He'll get another one.

896
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I'll talk to myself in a minute. I'll tell everybody my address.

897
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Listen, at the end of the episode.

898
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
He does have guns, too, just saying.

899
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Yeah, yes, he's got gums.

900
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Just and just for his gums and healthy condition.

901
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
And just remember, people, I don't like to pull them.

902
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,000
I'll stop your fucking face and until I absolutely can't no more.

903
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000
I'm sorry, I had to go.

904
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
So anyways.

905
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Anyway, oh, you're not big Star Wars.

906
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
No, not not the biggest Star Wars guy.

907
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
We've discussed this. I'm more of the Lord of the Rings fan. Yeah.

908
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,000
There is only one return and it is of the Jedi.

909
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I will I will debate.

910
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I got a guy, but I'm sorry that I got a cool.

911
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
He's fucking argument in a fucking movie.

912
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
There is only one return. It is of the Jedi.

913
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Here's the first fucking movie.

914
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Here's the second fucking movie.

915
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000
And then the third movie.

916
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Hey, hey, what was all the Star Wars based off of?

917
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
A really similar shit.

918
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Actually, religion and government.

919
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,000
The whole point of Star Wars was anti-government.

920
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
That was literally what the Jedi were supposed to be.

921
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
I mean, and the whole rebels and all that.

922
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Hence the original trilogy.

923
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000
You have a government arguably Lord of the Rings is the same thing.

924
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
It's got fucking worse.

925
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
I mean, dude, there was the government.

926
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
If I if I honestly remember, it's more and more like anti-fascist.

927
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,000
If I think about it, I remember Sauron like Hitler, the creator,

928
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,000
the creator of Lord of the Rings did get inspiration from fucking.

929
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
He was served in World War One.

930
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Yeah. And wrote it wrote wrote the first book during World War One.

931
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Yeah. It's like, dude, and he was dead before Star Wars even came out.

932
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Yes. So and were you going to say he got inspiration from Star Wars?

933
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,000
In retrospect, in retrospect, Star Wars was derived from Lord of the Rings.

934
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000
You bitch. Not derived, inspired, inspired.

935
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Same thing with Harry Potter. Dungeons and Dragons.

936
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, but it's Star Wars with sucky lightsaber.

937
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Yeah, Harry. She's even she's even fucking been called out

938
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,000
enough time that she's admitted she stole a lot of fucking ideas.

939
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
So off from fucking Star Wars.

940
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Naturally, it's not they fucking do for the longest time.

941
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
They were called fucking space wizards.

942
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Like, come on, throw her a fucking bone here.

943
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Throw me a frickin bone.

944
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Your your your fucking wand lights up and fucking my wand.

945
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Fucking throw shit at you. What the fuck do you want?

946
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
I'm going to go back to the very beginning and edit in a little clip.

947
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
And I'm going to tell them to count how many Austin Powers puns

948
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
are throughout this whole fucking episode.

949
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000
And if you get it right, you get nothing. Yeah.

950
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I fucking do I make you Randy?

951
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000
The whole point with that, though, same thing with same thing with Lord of the Rings.

952
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
It's all the same shit.

953
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,000
It's based on the hero's journey, which has been around for hundreds and hundreds.

954
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Yeah. So everything is a rip off of everything.

955
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Yeah. You know, you get you get the hero.

956
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,000
So many your call to action, your stoned wizard fucking mentor, your father.

957
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:50,000
But that being said, Obi Wan was one handoff Dumbledore stoned wizard mentor.

958
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:55,000
But that being said, you know, like Dungeons and Dragons,

959
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:00,000
that that was heavily based off of Lord of the Rings and people wanting to play that story.

960
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Yeah. So like a lot of modern day adventure games, medieval.

961
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Yeah. Orcs and dwarves.

962
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000
It's a lot of things where Game of Thrones came from.

963
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000
How many times a week do you think about the Roman Empire?

964
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000
I don't understand that. I don't get that at all.

965
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
It made makes no fucking sense to me.

966
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Hold on. Hold on. Explain it to Jamie.

967
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Oh, my gosh. You want to know what the equivalent for other people is?

968
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000
How many times a week do you think about Lord of the Rings?

969
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Oh, multiple times a week. Exactly. Shut up.

970
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Same shit. You're just not interested in that.

971
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Everybody's got their quirks.

972
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaking of. Hey, bitch.

973
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I do have some some nerdy recommendations for books.

974
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
And I have a couple of books. Huh?

975
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
I like books. Yeah.

976
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:56,000
There's a couple of series that I found that I would not like manga comic books or actual books.

977
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
No, those like sci fi books. OK, I'm down.

978
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000
One of them is called the Murderbot Diaries. I've heard of that.

979
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Yeah. And basically, it's about us like a it's a he's a organic sentient bot.

980
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
So it's like a AI. No, no.

981
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
He's or he's got organic parts, but he's mainly robot.

982
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
But he's a security bot. So he's kind of regulated in his thinking.

983
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:23,000
But this particular bot has has has like hacked his governor module from what they say.

984
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:29,000
And it's kind of his story on like serving humans, then becoming his own essentially person.

985
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
So like the vision in Marvel, essentially kind of.

986
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Yeah. Except he literally murders people.

987
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:41,000
So like Ultron all the time.

988
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000
My fucking blood.

989
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,000
That's going to be the future. Super good.

990
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,000
Skynet. Ultron. It's all real. Oh, for sure.

991
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
And nobody wants to talk about it. Yeah.

992
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,000
And you know, there's all sorts of spacey shit happening and whatnot and futuristic technologies.

993
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,000
I think of most of the they were short stories at first.

994
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:06,000
And then like they're they act like the author finally like listen to all the fans.

995
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,000
I wanted a full length. Put it in a big like. No, no, no.

996
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000
She wrote another full length book. Oh, OK. After the story, after the short story.

997
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Because I know people take the short stories and it's part two.

998
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000
It's like a short story. Short stories are relevant.

999
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000
I mean, these short stories, even on Audible, are still like three and a half, four hours long.

1000
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty short. It's long. It is seven hours.

1001
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Seven hours is still short. Dude, you go look through my Audible list.

1002
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,000
All my books are 25 and up.

1003
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:39,000
I think I got one that's at like 18 and it's pretty short book, but all mine are like 20s to 30 hours.

1004
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,000
You want you want a long book? You want a long book? Go read Atlas Shrugged.

1005
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:48,000
OK, I don't read. It's like 72 hours. Listen, 72 hours on Audible.

1006
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Did you did you check out that completionist Chronicles?

1007
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Yeah, I told me about that. I told you the first book.

1008
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:00,000
You really should. They're on like book 10 right now. OK, I'm on book seven.

1009
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,000
All right. Still. But it's actually really good.

1010
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:09,000
It's just it is a lot of like more talking interaction stuff.

1011
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:14,000
But essentially it's in teleported to a video game world.

1012
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Oh, for sure. Dude was dying old military vet.

1013
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
I think he was paralyzed.

1014
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:26,000
And so they had found a way to upgrade, like upload his mind into the TV show upload.

1015
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:32,000
This is way before that. But yes, but he uploaded into an MMORPG.

1016
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000
OK. Sword Art Online, where the NPCs are sentient.

1017
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:44,000
And so kind of like Sword Art Online, but way more detailed. Sword Art Online was really like,

1018
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,000
he said, here's the plot and it was really good right there.

1019
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Narrow minded. Yeah, this one like, dude, it's a lot of exploration and shit.

1020
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:57,000
And it takes like three books to get through one fucking plot.

1021
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
But I think too much.

1022
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000
I think you would really like it because it's a lot of stat heavy.

1023
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000
It's like D&D, but in an audiobook or a novel.

1024
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah, and that's kind of like what I was saying in Discord the other day is like you're talking to a guy that's literally reading the Silmarillion right now and has no problems with it.

1025
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Exactly. So I think it's called lit RPG. I think you would really.

1026
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Oh, yeah, I've seen that on Audible. Yeah. Yeah. RPG. It's a genre.

1027
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Yeah. Yeah. There's also another one like fucking game lit.

1028
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Will Whedon narrates it, I think.

1029
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Oh, I'm sorry. So lit RPG is a it's a new genre.

1030
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Based on a game lit video game literature. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.

1031
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:41,000
So essentially it's like playing an RPG, but in just book form. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

1032
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:46,000
That's originally a book. No, I know. I read the original book and I love the fucking movie.

1033
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:51,000
I don't care what anybody says. He who fights his monsters is one that I'm reading that one too.

1034
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:55,000
I'm on book two. He who touched your monster. That's really I haven't read it.

1035
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Yeah, one is really slow. Yeah, I like I got that will we he narrate.

1036
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,000
No, I was like, I didn't sound like will we know it wasn't.

1037
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Oh, no, he did another book that was a lit RPG. It's not the one I'm thinking of.

1038
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Oh, OK. Yeah. He who fights with monsters was a serial actually.

1039
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Right. On a place called Royal Road is a website that's free.

1040
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:23,000
And artists would are authors would post like chapters or every so often.

1041
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Kind of like episodes. And eventually these books are having like three, four, five hundred chapters.

1042
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,000
And then they start taking like chunks of it and putting it in a book, throwing it on Amazon.

1043
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:38,000
It's essentially it's like he who fights with monsters on like book nine because they've got like two thousand.

1044
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:43,000
It's like one piece. Yeah, I was just saying it's essentially like human mangas.

1045
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Yeah. You know, they're just they're going to look literally like it's right there. Yeah.

1046
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000
But I was looking at we lost all my attention.

1047
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000
So as of right now, I have 28 hours and two minutes left on he who fights with monsters.

1048
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000
That's how long these audio books are.

1049
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:05,000
I mean, it's not even that long of a book already, though. But.

1050
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Anyways, so, yeah, it's essentially.

1051
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,000
A role playing game in a book.

1052
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Sitting here, I'm getting tired now. You always get.

1053
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:19,000
I mean, it's only it's a 28 hour book in and of itself, man. You're not that far into it.

1054
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Book two. I'm not I'm not very far into it.

1055
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Yeah, there you go.

1056
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000
But yeah, so you can do that and then just turn it and do what you need.

1057
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,000
So the next book I have is another series that has like 14 in the series.

1058
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:35,000
I just finished book two this morning, but book one.

1059
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
It's called Expeditionary Force. I've heard of it.

1060
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Book one is Columbus Day. I haven't read it, but I've heard it.

1061
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:46,000
So it's a series where you have this alien species crash lands on earth,

1062
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:50,000
not intending to like, you know, destroy or take over anything,

1063
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:55,000
just crash lands on earth by accident from the from the get go.

1064
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Later, you find out that, you know, it's basically this one race

1065
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000
is trying to like save Earth from a different race that just wants to come and enslave us.

1066
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Oh, so Captain Marvel.

1067
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:11,000
This race is hamsters and the one that wants to enslave us are lizards. So.

1068
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
That sounds awesome.

1069
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Oh, so you mean the reptile people that live in the sewers?

1070
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Yeah, sure. Sure.

1071
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,000
No, they run the country. But either way, great, great series.

1072
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Shape shifting lizard. Awesome series.

1073
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Then when they go, I mean, he's one of the guys that narrates it.

1074
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000
R.C. Bray is really good. He's got a pretty iconic voice.

1075
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,000
He does. Does he go? He does.

1076
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Does the invasions series.

1077
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000
I don't remember what that series is called, but either way, really good one.

1078
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:47,000
And another book that I reread again was Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir.

1079
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,000
Andy Weir is fucking down. Andy Weir.

1080
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Andy Weir wrote The Martian. Yeah.

1081
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
He also did another book called Artemis.

1082
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,000
That was a really good book, too. But Project Hail Mary.

1083
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:02,000
It's a short story, like in retrospect to like The Martian.

1084
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,000
But fucking dude, it is just awesome.

1085
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
You gotta phone out your awesome.

1086
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
He's bored with this conversation.

1087
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,000
You can tell he's bored with the book conversation because he put the phone out like, man.

1088
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,000
Naturally.

1089
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
I'm getting on Twitter.

1090
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
We're not talking about what he likes.

1091
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
I told you you already lost my fucking attention.

1092
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
It's an anime chicken.

1093
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Will Wheaton fucking narrates those.

1094
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Will Wheaton. Hard hit. Fucking Will Wheaton.

1095
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
I love Will Wheaton as a narrator, bro.

1096
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
All I do, you say Will Wheaton's name and I just.

1097
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Oh, you think it's Big Bang Theory?

1098
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,000
I think of as that fucking scene from God damn Family Guy with Stewie and Brian.

1099
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Hey, Brian, I think that's Will Wheaton.

1100
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Will Wheaton. Will Wheaton.

1101
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Why are you saying it like that?

1102
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
I'm just saying Will Wheaton.

1103
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
Say Cool Whip. Coo Whip.

1104
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
I say Whip. Whip.

1105
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
Why the difference?

1106
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Well, I'm just saying you can't have a pie without Cool Whip.

1107
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Some Coo Whip.

1108
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
I haven't seen Family Guy for a hot minute.

1109
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
I haven't seen it for so long.

1110
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000
It's downhill so fast.

1111
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Yeah. The only last few seasons I heard have gotten so little ratings.

1112
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
It's about to get canceled.

1113
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,000
But you know what didn't get canceled and came back.

1114
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
South Park. Futurama.

1115
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Yes, that was just about to mention.

1116
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:20,000
I was the only and it was the greatest fucking season canceled like three fucking times and came back only once.

1117
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
That is it only got canceled once.

1118
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000
That is the only like stupid anime series that I actually know it got finished.

1119
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:32,000
It got canceled once after I think like season five or six after the movies.

1120
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
And then they ended it.

1121
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
It was an actual like series finale.

1122
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
It didn't get canceled.

1123
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
They actually. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah.

1124
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
And then now they just were like, oh, hey, guess what?

1125
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
We're going to bring back your childhood.

1126
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Now, it's been canceled like five times.

1127
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,000
No, this is the recreation.

1128
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:52,000
So they did. They got one cancellation after the movies and then kept going and kept going from that.

1129
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Then ended it. That's when they went fucking forward in time.

1130
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,000
And then this is where they just continued off to he came back to let him redo it again.

1131
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Well, they froze time. Whatever.

1132
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
In the finale. But again, yeah, it was.

1133
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
So it was a series finale. That's where they were.

1134
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,000
That's what I'm saying. It's been re it's been restarted fucking twice.

1135
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
So it's been canceled once and then revamped.

1136
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000
I mean, it's a continuation. Yeah, I guess.

1137
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:16,000
It's still revamped because it's all modernized and has that was the introduction.

1138
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
The way they came back, bro.

1139
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
That first episode was so fucking funny.

1140
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
I don't consider any of those shows nerdy, though.

1141
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
Oh, no, no, dude. Down this flat. Yeah.

1142
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,000
I'm nerdy. No, it's essentially it's American anime.

1143
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,000
It's just American. It's just American cartoons.

1144
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Yeah, I can't. We have cartoons.

1145
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,000
I can't do Family Guy fucking King of the Hill.

1146
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
So I love I can't do any of those shows.

1147
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,000
The King of the Hill is more of just I'm just going to say here, just put something on.

1148
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,000
Not actually sit down.

1149
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000
I would rather sit there and watch cars peel out of a parking lot all day.

1150
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000
You sound like my three year old. Yeah.

1151
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
I was going to say, bro, that's what he does.

1152
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
I'd rather watch cars. He watches all day.

1153
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
I'd rather watch cars than watch some stupid shit.

1154
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Then he watches cars. I hear you like Lightning McQueen or Chick Hicks better.

1155
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Chick Hicks. Oh, you're a bitch.

1156
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
We can fight about it right now.

1157
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,000
It's all about the Kachow. You could Kachow your ass out of here.

1158
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:11,000
I can't know what is the what is the chick's name from the third movie?

1159
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000
The yellow car. She was.

1160
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Oh, Cruz Cruz Cruz is the trainer. Yeah, she was.

1161
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:20,000
I was going to say both of our kids have probably seen those movies.

1162
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
I mean, honestly, if I had to, if I had to.

1163
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000
AJ refers to Cars three, it's Cruz.

1164
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000
If I had to pick anyone, it would be Mac.

1165
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,000
I fucking love Mac. Oh, fuck it.

1166
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
I know Mac. I'm a Peterbilt.

1167
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,000
That is my favorite scene in the fucking first movie.

1168
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,000
You moron. Dude, that is my favorite scene in the fucking first movie.

1169
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,000
I know, Pat. I know Mac. I'm a Peterbilt.

1170
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:44,000
He goes, oh, he's shooting at me. Oh, swerve.

1171
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,000
He's like, oh, man, I ran like this in a long time

1172
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000
because he's back.

1173
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000
Serpentine pattern, serpentine pattern.

1174
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Serpentine, that's what it is. Not swerve.

1175
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000
Yeah, you go, serpentine, serpentine.

1176
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Oh, my God, that fucking movie.

1177
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Oh, dude, those three movies are fucking great.

1178
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,000
I know. And fucking they killed Doc and gave him honorables and all that.

1179
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
And the last was. Yeah, I cried, dude.

1180
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
I cried, like at the end of Cars three and he painted him.

1181
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000
So I cried. I'm going to lie. Hands down.

1182
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
Yeah, I'm dead serious. Oh, yeah.

1183
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
He did it. And they recreate.

1184
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,000
He got sponsored by fucking Deinoco. Oh, yeah.

1185
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:27,000
I'm fucking lightning when McQueen comes out at the end,

1186
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,000
when they're on the dirt track, he comes out blue, the dark blue.

1187
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,000
And he's the fabulous fucking Lightning McQueen or whatever.

1188
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:38,000
He comes out in the dark. I was just happy that it wasn't fucking red anymore.

1189
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:42,000
And the Hudson duck in the in the Hudson dark blue.

1190
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:46,000
I know what show what I'm talking and was in a and was in a dinoco.

1191
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,000
It's because it was Doc Hudson. Dark blue.

1192
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,000
Oh, you said I played a lot of I tried to say dark like three times.

1193
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000
Shut up. I heard was quack quack a lot.

1194
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,000
I played a lot of games lately.

1195
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,000
Oh, God, I was actually pretty good.

1196
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000
That was pretty good, man.

1197
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,000
But anyways, yeah, so that credit that movie.

1198
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000
So I got a question for the podcast.

1199
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,000
Just real quick. 47. What is.

1200
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,000
It's 37. I've told you this.

1201
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000
That's not 37. It's 42. 37.

1202
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000
She's got 37 dicks, Dalton.

1203
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000
The answer to life is three. 42.

1204
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,000
Hey, one, I'm going to fucking kick the chair out from underneath.

1205
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Or two, one, two, three checkers got to the galaxy. 42.

1206
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Clerks 37. No, 42. Super computer.

1207
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000
I got a fucking dropkick.

1208
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,000
What is one movie that made you cry the most?

1209
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:42,000
And we're all very manly men, manly, manly, manly, man.

1210
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,000
What movies do you cry like a bitch to?

1211
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Obviously, Cars 3. We just talked about this.

1212
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,000
I mean, if I watch Lilo and Stitch, I will cry every fucking time.

1213
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Really? Every fucking time.

1214
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,000
What part? When he gets taken away from his family.

1215
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000
And yeah, it's just childhood.

1216
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:02,000
I'm sorry, Mom. Let's nonchalantly just drop that.

1217
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Like I've been watching way too much.

1218
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
I'd subscribe lately.

1219
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Oh, that is very sad, though.

1220
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:14,000
That's anything that does like with kids kind of makes me tear up.

1221
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,000
I'm not I'm not thinking of a movie,

1222
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,000
but this is definitely going to hit anime hearts right in the movie for a movie.

1223
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,000
You do anime, too. I want to hear that.

1224
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,000
What? When Jiraiya died.

1225
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000
I don't care.

1226
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,000
When Jiraiya died in Naruto.

1227
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000
See, I don't actually almost kind of tear it up.

1228
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000
I can hear it.

1229
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:41,000
That's why I said, well, I never watched.

1230
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:45,000
I think it to watch.

1231
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000
I didn't I didn't watch Naruto.

1232
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
So fair enough.

1233
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000
Yeah.

1234
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:54,000
But if you want to do anime, I cried at fucking when class X.

1235
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,000
When class A had to go get fucking Midoriya.

1236
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,000
That whole I was crying like a bitch for that.

1237
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
All of my hero.

1238
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,000
It was my hero.

1239
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000
OK. So like what was that season?

1240
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000
Season six. It was season six.

1241
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Right towards the finale.

1242
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000
I'm the guy with the spiky red hair.

1243
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000
No, no, no, no.

1244
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:14,000
So I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to pretty much this whole team had to go.

1245
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:19,000
We're fighting him because he was save him because he was being an anti hero.

1246
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000
And he was like, I don't want them to get hurt.

1247
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Yeah. He was going out myself and just running himself fucking into the ground.

1248
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000
And they're like, listen, bitch.

1249
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
They're like, we're going to come look your ass.

1250
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000
And we're here to.

1251
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Oh, yeah.

1252
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Careful there.

1253
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
You only got so long of a cord.

1254
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000
That's what I'm trying to get.

1255
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Fergie's getting elaborate over here, folks.

1256
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000
We're only here to run the room.

1257
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000
We're only here to fucking help.

1258
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Hey, you're pulling it.

1259
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,000
You're pulling it hard.

1260
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000
OK.

1261
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,000
We're only here to help you motherfucker.

1262
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
We just want to give you a goddamn hand.

1263
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:50,000
OK. Listen, bitch.

1264
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,000
We're going to lay microphones all throughout the room so that way Fergie can walk around

1265
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:59,000
just so I can stand up.

1266
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:02,000
So anyway, so he was being a fucking like, oh, I'm going to separate.

1267
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
So I don't get anybody.

1268
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000
I don't get any more people killed, blah, blah, blah.

1269
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,000
And they're like, no, we're going to we're going to come whoop your ass and bring you back to base.

1270
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000
This is one that I feel like I could actually watch.

1271
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,000
I think you would enjoy it, bro.

1272
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000
I didn't. It seems far more adult.

1273
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000
I talked a lot of shit.

1274
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
I thought the whole first season was slow.

1275
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,000
It is a lot of character development.

1276
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000
I love that.

1277
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,000
I would start it and then stop it, start it and stop it.

1278
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,000
And then it was like, first, just like, just go, just go.

1279
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,000
Because literally you go back to the beginning of the podcast when he first started.

1280
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,000
I first started watching three episodes later after he starts.

1281
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
He's like, what the fuck, dude?

1282
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,000
No, I was like it was like six.

1283
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,000
It was like I'm just saying roughly later.

1284
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000
He's like, what the fuck?

1285
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:47,000
Halfway through the first season, I'm like having a healthy addiction now.

1286
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:51,000
And then it was just binge, binge, binge, binge tattooed on my arm.

1287
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Well, and not for life.

1288
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,000
I mean, it's kind of like the other day when we were talking about

1289
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:59,000
how I just watched the one piece live action and then started watching the one.

1290
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000
Yeah, watching. I started watching anime too.

1291
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:07,000
And I got like there's there's definitely some super fucking slow long parts.

1292
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Plus, that's where the A just so you know, that's where the plus comes from.

1293
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:14,000
Yeah, I'm aware of that. That is the only fucking complaint people have with fucking long.

1294
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,000
But with one piece, it's long piece.

1295
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
The fucking pacing is way shitty.

1296
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Doesn't bother me at all.

1297
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
It's I put it on the general filming of the show and of itself.

1298
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000
Like I'll be sitting here gaming and I'll have it all.

1299
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,000
You know, like, yeah, like where where will be one volume for like three quarters of the episode?

1300
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
And then all of a sudden, you just start fucking screaming.

1301
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000
Yeah. And it like goes up like 14 levels of volume.

1302
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,000
It's like Jesus Christ.

1303
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,000
And then everyone like all the adults act like children.

1304
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:45,000
And it's just like James and I were talking about, it's just the whole kind of Japanese culture of kind of being so.

1305
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,000
So I'm not fair.

1306
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:51,000
They chance that they can't be childlike, so they emphasize it within their right.

1307
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,000
Yeah, because Japan is very strict on their shit.

1308
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Oh, and that's why all of the Pokemon.

1309
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:02,000
I'm not trying to like all of these shit like fucking in their 60s and Tokyo.

1310
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Tokyo is like fucking child central.

1311
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,000
Mm hmm. Yeah.

1312
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000
It just I'm not trying to like bash it or berate it.

1313
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,000
No, it's just that that's essentially why it's always like it's similar like that.

1314
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Like why there's such a shonen and why for like Naruto Dragon.

1315
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:22,000
Right. And why girls are always emphasized a certain way, always big breasted, fucking beautiful women.

1316
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000
Nobody's ever ugly.

1317
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,000
And that checks. I'm not.

1318
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,000
I say live smother me, bitch.

1319
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Yeah, for real. It's kind of and how they always they're always a simp.

1320
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,000
You know, there's always it's it's little tropes.

1321
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,000
Unless you unless you're fucking you're the Weechie from Bleach and then she ain't no simp.

1322
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,000
She's the fucking Dami Mommy.

1323
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:46,000
But yeah, that's that's where I'm saying like to my here.

1324
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Back in the day, she's awesome.

1325
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
Actually fit in with my watch style.

1326
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:55,000
I think you like where I think like Avatar comes into play because I never watched it.

1327
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000
That's I think you would like that one.

1328
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,000
It's a very high action.

1329
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Oh, as long as you skip filler.

1330
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,000
I don't I don't care about there's like two seasons.

1331
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Just watch the thousand year blood war. Just catch a highlight up to the action.

1332
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:10,000
You can have an entire TV show full of lore and I would love it, but it just you got a right story.

1333
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,000
There's a lot of lore.

1334
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:20,000
I bleach is so bleach is very much very much based upon fucking essentially hell, heaven and fucking the human realm.

1335
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:28,000
It should just fucking you have hollows, which and then different fucking levels of those which are all fucking it's like go like a Mundo, which is quote unquote hell.

1336
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:36,000
And then you have the soul society, which is quote unquote heaven, which is fucking protected by the 13 court guard squad, which has a fucking king, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1337
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:40,000
That's the religion. And then you have fucking just their guardian angel samurais.

1338
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,000
They're called their Shiki Gami.

1339
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:47,000
You know Shiki Gami is Shiki Gami Shiki Gami Shini Gami Shini Gami.

1340
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Whatever. What? Oh, you want that?

1341
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,000
It's just it's essentially it's a fucking it's a it's a Reaper.

1342
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,000
It's a Japanese Reaper.

1343
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Yeah, it's a soul.

1344
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
They're called.

1345
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Yeah. And that's why I'm talking to you guys about it now is because like I watched the live action and then I tried to watch Cowboy Beatbox.

1346
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,000
Did you watch the live action bleach?

1347
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000
No.

1348
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,000
OK, that wasn't bad.

1349
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,000
It's not.

1350
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:12,000
No, I haven't seen that yet, but I mean, it's still sex, but I won't even try.

1351
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,000
What was it? Death Note live action that you're saying is fucking terrible.

1352
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:21,000
If you're going to watch Death Note, watch the fucking anime or or is sick or you like hold on.

1353
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:26,000
You like you like shit, so you like shit that's fucking interesting, keeps your attention fucking like.

1354
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,000
So that shit will fucking have you like.

1355
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,000
How? Yeah, because I mean, I was really good.

1356
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,000
I watched like one piece live action and literally like two days.

1357
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,000
So I know that shit was dope.

1358
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,000
I can't wait for fucking actually working.

1359
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,000
Actually, Death Note, dude, watch the fucking.

1360
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,000
Yeah, yeah, let me.

1361
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,000
Yeah. Can I let me suggest something first, though?

1362
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,000
Can't it's actually hands watching that now, bro.

1363
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,000
He just started that like I know I saw his.

1364
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,000
He's like, dude, he's texting me about it the whole time.

1365
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:55,000
He's like, yeah, I'm like.

1366
01:20:55,000 --> 01:21:00,000
So actually, I do want to suggest actually, because you haven't seen the anime.

1367
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:04,000
Watch the live action first, actually, because we did it backwards.

1368
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,000
Well, yeah, because we watched the anime like when it came out and shit.

1369
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,000
And then they did the live action when it was airing.

1370
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:13,000
Yeah. And then we'd watch the live action like, oh, because I've seen that show.

1371
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,000
You're fresh. Yeah. Like like one piece.

1372
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:19,000
You watch the live action. Now you went back. Right.

1373
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,000
Yeah. But I. But I.

1374
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,000
But I watch you. I watch. So go watch.

1375
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,000
Because I knew it was going to be like almost every other anime

1376
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:29,000
that I had tried to watch in the one piece live action was actually really good.

1377
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000
Yes. It set the bar.

1378
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,000
Do you. But I only watch that because you guys recommended I watch it.

1379
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,000
Right. It was also completely different.

1380
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,000
I only started one piece because I'm a fan.

1381
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:39,000
It is followed story plots in the anime, which I thought was fucking sick.

1382
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,000
I hated one piece when it came out.

1383
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,000
I was like, this looks fucking stupid.

1384
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:47,000
I'm going to go watch Bleach and Dragon Ball and everything is so much better.

1385
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,000
And I was like, dude, I was like, fuck this cartoon show.

1386
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:55,000
And up until just recently, I was like, all right, I've done watched everything else.

1387
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,000
Fuck, dude, you go like 1000 episodes from Naruto to fucking Naruto.

1388
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:02,000
It's completely fucked. And then just sped read like all the manga.

1389
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,000
And I'm on like episode 300 and something.

1390
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,000
So so it's like, do you mind subtitles?

1391
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,000
Like, do you mind reading subtitles?

1392
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,000
Yeah, we talked about this. I can't do it. Oh, that's right.

1393
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:14,000
If I have to watch an entire movie or TV show subtitles, I will immediately.

1394
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Well, it's anime. You're not going to miss much of anything.

1395
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:21,000
I was going to say if you didn't mind, like if you don't like that, too, I got to dub it.

1396
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:25,000
There's a there's a site called One Pace that fucking literally takes out

1397
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,000
all of the fucking filler and all of the bullshit and just keeps most of the key shit.

1398
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:34,000
And it literally cuts it from like, I don't mind the filler that it is now.

1399
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,000
It's still like seven to like 700 fucking episodes, which is fucking amazing.

1400
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:43,000
But you could also watch the first half on like random yelling bullshit that they do.

1401
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:46,000
Cuts a lot of that shit out because fucking a majority of it.

1402
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000
Well, it's not even just that, though.

1403
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:52,000
I mean, it's just a lot of no, that's been one of the complaints with the fucking community that just like,

1404
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,000
why is he always fucking yelling?

1405
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Well, I mean, he doesn't. It's a shonen trope.

1406
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,000
Like, that's the point. It's a cliche. They're always yelling. Yeah.

1407
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,000
And that's their power of their angry.

1408
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,000
That's how they show it because they can't do it in Japan.

1409
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,000
Yeah, they act in the anime as they can't act in real life as we're the opposite.

1410
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:13,000
Why the basis of like we act in movies and shows what we do in real life.

1411
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:17,000
Yeah. But that's why we're not very creative.

1412
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,000
It's more for me like the random yelling.

1413
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:27,000
Yes, it's annoying, but it's just more of the whole child aspect of a lot of it, where it just it makes me feel like everybody got to be a little kid.

1414
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Yeah. Why does she look like she's 35?

1415
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,000
But you're telling me she's fucking 17. What the fuck?

1416
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
Yeah, it makes me feel weird.

1417
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:38,000
Which which arguably don't get me wrong.

1418
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,000
I already watched. I already watched questionable enough fucking hentai.

1419
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,000
OK, you don't need to fucking make me judge myself.

1420
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:50,000
He likes he likes post post not clarity after I'm like, I probably shouldn't have watched that.

1421
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,000
But, you know, fucking pre not confused.

1422
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,000
You're like, I want to see.

1423
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,000
He says, they're like, did I really just what the fuck is wrong?

1424
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:00,000
Oh, yeah. Before you busted that nut, you're like, oh, man, I want some weird shit.

1425
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:06,000
That you're like, I should probably keep that to myself. Do you realize you just tell the whole fucking do you realize the girls that I date Fergie?

1426
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,000
They are like this in real life.

1427
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Buff goth mom. No, no, I haven't seen.

1428
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,000
Now he likes the girls. He likes you.

1429
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:17,000
I heard about God buff or buff goth mommy, but she's fucking hot.

1430
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,000
But she's also like 22, 23 or something like that.

1431
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:24,000
He's got a thing for very muscley, like toned muscles.

1432
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,000
Off checks. Yeah.

1433
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:30,000
See, I like like thickness or nothing. Oh, I love thickness.

1434
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:38,000
Are you talking? Oh, yeah. See, then you want the then you want the crystal goth chicks that I honestly I don't know.

1435
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:42,000
But he's like anybody listening, by the way, our boys don't like.

1436
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000
But it sounds like I'm I like it.

1437
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,000
Our boy Dalton dolphin Dalton. I have a problem.

1438
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000
Has a problem and is single.

1439
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:59,000
So that if you want to be that problem, but regardless, links at the bottom of the screen.

1440
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:05,000
I mean, most of the checks that I am in the notes kind of are those anime.

1441
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,000
Why either fucking porn, hentai, whatever shit in real life.

1442
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:16,000
So like, oh, oh, please, please give me a please give me a big boob, a thick boot of fucking.

1443
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000
Are you good?

1444
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,000
Can you walk waifu in a fucking goddamn silk kimono bra?

1445
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,000
You fall the.

1446
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,000
Here you go.

1447
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:27,000
Here's one that's like a good cross between fucking you and me.

1448
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,000
Her name's Instagram handle is strong waifu.

1449
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:33,000
Oh, yeah, you share that with bitches named wife.

1450
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:37,000
Look in. Look at this. Ex-military fucking.

1451
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
See, I've seen before.

1452
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:42,000
You see the problem he has.

1453
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:46,000
And this dude looks not even close to fucking goth or emo or any.

1454
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:49,000
No, no. Oh, well, just because I don't wear leather all the time.

1455
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000
I was going to say, why do why do I look closer to it?

1456
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,000
Because I have the fucking tattoos.

1457
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:57,000
You look closer to it because you have no soul because you're ginger.

1458
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,000
I don't know why women find fucking attractive about that either.

1459
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,000
What? You have no soul? Yeah, I don't fucking get it.

1460
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,000
It's because they know I'll just touch their butt without asking.

1461
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:13,000
The thing about ginger is like weird because it's like you're supposed to be missing like something in your jeans or something that makes you have freckles and hair like that.

1462
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000
It's like an albino.

1463
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,000
It's weird. I don't know.

1464
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,000
You want to know what I think is funny is specific G tree.

1465
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:27,000
Yeah, goatee is literally like part red and he has not mentioned anything about it because it doesn't look like it is the circles because you don't grow it long enough.

1466
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,000
So it doesn't look like it is just like around.

1467
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:34,000
And your hair is like, James, if I cut mine short and keep it here, it doesn't look it doesn't look as red.

1468
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:38,000
Yeah, he's got the typical ginger hair until summer doesn't do anything to it.

1469
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,000
You can see it. Oh, my hair.

1470
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:45,000
This gets lighter. Yeah, like when I was younger, this shit underneath when my hair was long would turn.

1471
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,000
I would get fucking strawberry blonde patches right here.

1472
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:51,000
I would go see this when summer comes around is like take your head off.

1473
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,000
Take your head off. I already know what it looks like, bro.

1474
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,000
Yeah, you can see the frizzy from the ginger in it.

1475
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:59,000
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a strawberry dirty blonde.

1476
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:05,000
I'm really glad you don't dye your hair anymore, too, by the way, because I couldn't fucking get hand and throw tattoos, bro.

1477
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:11,000
So much about normal. I know I look better with just tattooing myself than I do fucking dying my hair.

1478
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,000
I had some cool fucking colors.

1479
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:17,000
I keep getting told by that I need to gauge my ears because he saw you at the wedding separated.

1480
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:22,000
Hey, he was at my wedding. He saw you at the wedding with my fucking fucked off blue and purple.

1481
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,000
Yeah, I think I was purple at the time.

1482
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,000
The chick I was with my favorite picture is you with green hair.

1483
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,000
I did it. You're fucking.

1484
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,000
She would let me do. Call me.

1485
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,000
Call me real quick.

1486
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:35,000
If that if that chica would have fucking said that to me, I would have been like, huh? All right, deuces.

1487
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,000
Get out of my life.

1488
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:42,000
Oh, when we oh when we broke up, she was like when we broke up, she was like, this is my picture.

1489
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:48,000
That's why I was like, no, you're the face I see every time he calls me with the green hair and the flannel.

1490
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,000
That's fucking I were just talking about this last night.

1491
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,000
Like we would just show up and we're just rolling blood that I feel.

1492
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,000
That's why I'm general.

1493
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:01,000
I first met him was when you were recording in like either your house or your house's old garage. I think it might have been yours.

1494
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
In an apartment.

1495
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:11,000
I don't know. You guys are making music at some point, but I stopped over for a little bit like like it was beginning of our red door days.

1496
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,000
That's probably my house.

1497
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,000
I think it was probably your house.

1498
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,000
We never recorded together at my house.

1499
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,000
We always did music in my house.

1500
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,000
OK, so I recorded separately.

1501
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:26,000
He never liked being home and it was just easier than trying to haul everything over.

1502
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:30,000
OK, but yeah, we were talking about that last night and he was like, fuck, I love you.

1503
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,000
That was a lot.

1504
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,000
I was like, yeah, you had blue hair.

1505
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:37,000
Well, slow society days was before my who write his days.

1506
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:43,000
Who write is was almost five years and I've had the Baja for literally be five years in that area is when you were talking about slow society to you.

1507
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,000
I remember like society was like.

1508
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:53,000
Before I about the time I even started dating Princess, yeah, well, and that's right.

1509
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:57,000
I think it was even before. Yeah, it was before you got my caliber.

1510
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,000
Yeah, that I was trying to make it to an SRT for clone.

1511
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,000
The first time I met you and Ryan.

1512
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, just kidding.

1513
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000
I'm going to get real close with Ben.

1514
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,000
Oh, I miss Benji.

1515
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:09,000
I know.

1516
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,000
RIP.

1517
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,000
Don't ask.

1518
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,000
Not going to.

1519
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,000
Yeah.

1520
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:16,000
Yeah, London and all of them.

1521
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,000
That was.

1522
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,000
Yeah, I mean, I've known London.

1523
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,000
I've talked to them in early teenager.

1524
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,000
I've no idea who the fuck they're talking about.

1525
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,000
Club.

1526
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,000
The slow society.

1527
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,000
Yeah.

1528
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,000
Keep that shit off the podcast.

1529
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,000
Yeah.

1530
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,000
I was giving them shout outs.

1531
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,000
That's why I was giving their names.

1532
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,000
It's nostalgic.

1533
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,000
But that's probably what it was.

1534
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,000
It was probably at my house.

1535
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,000
Yeah.

1536
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,000
But either way.

1537
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Yeah, it was it was definitely one of your house houses.

1538
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,000
And that's how I met him.

1539
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,000
And I was like, yeah, you had blue hair.

1540
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,000
And he's like, fuck it.

1541
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,000
I was like six years ago.

1542
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,000
I knew you for like three or four.

1543
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,000
No, that's all right.

1544
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,000
Me and Lexi have been together for four.

1545
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,000
You and Brittany were together for four.

1546
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,000
I've been married for five.

1547
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:57,000
Me and me and Brittany were together before you and Princess were.

1548
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,000
Was it?

1549
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,000
Uh huh.

1550
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,000
You got to realize you're right.

1551
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,000
You're right.

1552
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,000
You're with eight years ago, homie.

1553
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,000
Yeah, you were with Brittany a while.

1554
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,000
That's right.

1555
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,000
I was in my early 20s.

1556
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,000
She didn't like me very much for a while.

1557
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,000
Nobody liked her.

1558
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,000
It's OK.

1559
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,000
I don't think I ever met her.

1560
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,000
So fair enough.

1561
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,000
She never came out.

1562
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,000
There's a reason.

1563
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:21,200
She came over to where she came over to fucking hang out and fucking record, like be around

1564
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,500
while we were recorded one time.

1565
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,000
After that, she never came over again.

1566
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,000
Yeah.

1567
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,000
Not even to hang out.

1568
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,000
Nope.

1569
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:33,000
She I mean, she she would come out like when you guys came out of the bar or something.

1570
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:37,000
Yeah, she would come and then like, Zach, we got to go.

1571
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,500
Pause.

1572
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:41,000
This isn't very geeky.

1573
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,640
No, but you know what is proceed.

1574
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:48,000
You know what is geeky and you know it does fall into the podcast, though.

1575
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,440
I'm a motherfucker.

1576
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:51,360
The ending nostalgia.

1577
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:52,360
Thick anime bitches.

1578
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,760
Anyway, anyway, and buff goth moms.

1579
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:55,760
You do got a point, though.

1580
01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:58,760
You didn't tell me a movie that made you cry.

1581
01:30:58,760 --> 01:30:59,920
I told you we did.

1582
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:02,320
We talked about anime and went down that rabbit hole.

1583
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:03,320
ADHD style.

1584
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,320
Naturally.

1585
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,320
Yeah, right.

1586
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:17,320
Oh, oh, oh, the Naruto movie when fucking animated, animated.

1587
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:21,320
Naruto met his dad when Naruto met Minato for the was it animated?

1588
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:22,880
Oh, duh.

1589
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,880
It was fun.

1590
01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:26,320
But it was one of the actual Naruto movies, not on the show.

1591
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,800
I mean, OK, it was one of the actual I would consider it an anime.

1592
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:33,880
See, I get choked up on a lot of shit like I get more choked up by fucking anime than

1593
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:35,600
you regular movies.

1594
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,800
Underdog stories, military stories.

1595
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:40,680
I will fucking get choked up every fucking time.

1596
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,720
The one that made me cry most military stories.

1597
01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:45,940
Well, like YouTube, like a good YouTube video talking about some history shit where somebody

1598
01:31:45,940 --> 01:31:49,360
did some fucking really wrote like, I mean, even more talk about movies.

1599
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:50,360
But yeah.

1600
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:51,360
Clerks three.

1601
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:55,520
Did you watch clerks or a good or a good good dad?

1602
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:56,520
Not Clark's three.

1603
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:57,520
I watched clerks.

1604
01:31:57,520 --> 01:31:58,520
I watched.

1605
01:31:58,520 --> 01:31:59,520
And I think I watched J.S.

1606
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:00,520
I then Bob Strikeback and that was.

1607
01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:01,520
Yeah.

1608
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:02,840
Well, strike back was like 20 years ago.

1609
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:03,840
Yeah.

1610
01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:04,840
And I rebooted it.

1611
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:06,320
It was fucking dogma.

1612
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:07,480
I love all of those movies.

1613
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:08,480
I have all of them.

1614
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:13,600
But clerks three, the wife let me take her to the movies to go see it.

1615
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,200
I say that that way on purpose, just so you know.

1616
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,360
And yeah, the ending, bro.

1617
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:21,080
Like I'm fucking gone.

1618
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:22,080
She's right next to me.

1619
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:24,260
She's like, I don't even care about these movies.

1620
01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:25,920
She hates the clerks movies.

1621
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,600
She's like, these are she's over there fucking just balling her.

1622
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,160
I'm like, this is so great.

1623
01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:32,040
It's kind of my fucking thought process.

1624
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:35,440
I was like, it's kind of dumb.

1625
01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:37,840
It's fucking stoner Kevin Smith.

1626
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:38,840
Yeah.

1627
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:41,440
Small rats, clerks chasing Amy.

1628
01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:42,440
It's his style.

1629
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:43,440
I need mentally.

1630
01:32:43,440 --> 01:32:44,920
He made fucking tusks.

1631
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,800
Have you seen Tusk?

1632
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:47,800
Nope.

1633
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:51,080
Fucking dumbest C movie ever.

1634
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,280
But it's still great.

1635
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,240
It's fucking he turned Justin Long into a walrus.

1636
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:57,760
I mean, I feel like it just has this conversation where I don't really watch dumb, like dumb

1637
01:32:57,760 --> 01:32:58,760
comedy.

1638
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:01,960
Weren't we just talking about B rated movies though?

1639
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:02,960
Fucking Austin Powers.

1640
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:06,680
I mean, that's like the only thing that I really watched that is like we were talking

1641
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:07,680
dumb.

1642
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:11,520
We were literally in discord talking about how B rated movies were fucking awesome.

1643
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:14,600
I mentioned one movie that's pretty much Tusk.

1644
01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:16,440
I mentioned one movie.

1645
01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:17,520
You are one movie.

1646
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:18,520
That's all you got.

1647
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:19,520
Exactly.

1648
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,960
But it's the only one you need, bitch.

1649
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:24,080
Quit being a one truck and fucking trick pony.

1650
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:25,640
Anyway, so God damn long.

1651
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:26,840
Go watch Clerk Street, though.

1652
01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:27,840
It's really good.

1653
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:30,520
It was it was actually really, really good.

1654
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:33,080
But emotion wise, I loved it.

1655
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,080
I think he put his all into his.

1656
01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:37,680
Yeah, deserved an Oscar.

1657
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,680
The one that was really good based off a book that I just read.

1658
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:42,280
I call you cock knocker.

1659
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:43,280
Fucking.

1660
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:44,280
No, that's James Salabal.

1661
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,280
It's on Netflix.

1662
01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:46,280
The Outpost.

1663
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:47,280
Outpost.

1664
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:48,280
Very good.

1665
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,040
No, I heard about that.

1666
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,320
Based off a book called Red Platoon.

1667
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:52,320
Oh, OK.

1668
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,320
I have I've heard of it.

1669
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,840
I couldn't remember the name of it.

1670
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:55,840
Super good movie.

1671
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,840
Basically into the big military.

1672
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:59,920
Basically fucking there in a forward operating base.

1673
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,520
And basically at the bottom of a fishbowl.

1674
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:04,520
Kind of like that fishbowl.

1675
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,520
That sounds weird as fuck.

1676
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:07,520
Basically, a submarine.

1677
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:10,560
Kind of like the submarine that got lost and imploded.

1678
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:12,080
The little fishbowl.

1679
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,080
Which one?

1680
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:14,080
The one with the Gabe Cube controllers.

1681
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:15,080
Yeah, that was an Xbox controller.

1682
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:16,080
Whatever.

1683
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:17,080
That was a PlayStation.

1684
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,800
No, it was an OG Xbox controller.

1685
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:21,400
And they have like eight of them bitches just in case they died.

1686
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,280
I thought you were talking about some like World War Two shit.

1687
01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:24,280
I'm like, you know what?

1688
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:25,960
Me submarines got lost and imploded, bro.

1689
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:27,840
This was literally just like a year ago.

1690
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,840
I do.

1691
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,840
I do.

1692
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:32,840
We're hitting third wall.

1693
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,840
You sound like a Persian bird.

1694
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,840
Calm down to deep.

1695
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:40,560
Oh, that's going on the soundboard going in the glory hole.

1696
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,120
That's going on the soundboard right there.

1697
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:44,160
Oh, God.

1698
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:45,160
They call me Captain Glory Hole.

1699
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:46,600
They got to call me to home.

1700
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,400
They're going to call me to glory hole.

1701
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:49,400
That's close.

1702
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,400
That was real close thing.

1703
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,520
I'm gonna call me to home, Asia.

1704
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,040
No, I'm going in glory hole.

1705
01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:56,040
I'm going in there now.

1706
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,040
I'm going to go in there now.

1707
01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:58,800
That's going to be for the stream.

1708
01:34:58,800 --> 01:34:59,800
I am the glory hole.

1709
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:00,800
Do it for the stream.

1710
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:03,960
But do it for the vine.

1711
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:06,840
It's for the stream.

1712
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:08,400
That was a good vibrato there, buddy.

1713
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,800
Do it for the vine.

1714
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:12,000
I heard that in solo.

1715
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:14,240
Do you realize how long ago vine was?

1716
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:18,120
Yes, that thing like a lot of motherfuckers made a lot of money off.

1717
01:35:18,120 --> 01:35:20,080
Yeah. And then they bounced the fuck out.

1718
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:21,000
Yes, they did.

1719
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,920
The majority of the vine people are not on Tick Tock.

1720
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:28,880
Well, they want to know why, because no, because Tick Tock's woke.

1721
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:34,560
I mean, is there those are two like synonyms right there, but

1722
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:37,560
well, I mean, it sucks and woke synonyms.

1723
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:38,680
Oh, OK. Yeah.

1724
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:41,160
You're cinnamon. Shut up.

1725
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,440
I work on the pole, but it's owned by Japan.

1726
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:48,360
But it was China, China, China, China, China, China.

1727
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:50,480
Build the wall is China.

1728
01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:53,120
Build the wall around China.

1729
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,840
I'll pay for that.

1730
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:57,560
I'll pay for that. Keep them in.

1731
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:58,320
Fuck away.

1732
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:00,480
We're going to run out of processes.

1733
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,720
No, that's not China.

1734
01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:05,280
No, we're going to build a wall and China's going to pay for it.

1735
01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:07,440
OK. It's fake news.

1736
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,520
Not China. You do it way better than I do.

1737
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:13,840
It's fake news. Fake fake.

1738
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:17,240
Wrong. China wants to take over Japan and all subsequent

1739
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:21,920
and all Japan's subsequent fucking, you know, hey, that's a war.

1740
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:23,560
That you know, that's a really good point.

1741
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:25,000
That's a war I want to see.

1742
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:25,920
It's China and Russia.

1743
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:27,200
Just let those two duke it out.

1744
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,360
They're on the same side, bro. Let them fight.

1745
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:31,080
Take each other over.

1746
01:36:31,080 --> 01:36:33,320
How? What? That's what I want to see.

1747
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:36,320
I'm confused.

1748
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:38,680
You just made my fucking head hurt.

1749
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:42,480
I have an instantaneous headache now because he was like, I want to see them.

1750
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:44,720
You're like, I want to see them fight, bro.

1751
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:47,080
They're essentially fucking their allies right now.

1752
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:50,160
I know. But just because they're allies doesn't mean they can't become enemies.

1753
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:52,400
I can still wish to see two people fight.

1754
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:53,880
Yeah, I understand that.

1755
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:58,720
But like you literally like took that and like with a window of him

1756
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:02,520
not even fucking saying anything, he's like, they're fucking allies.

1757
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:04,960
They're going to fight.

1758
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:08,400
I just said, I want to see him fight and take each other out and see who would win.

1759
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,880
I probably money on Russia.

1760
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:13,080
I believe this money on Russia.

1761
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:17,320
Probably the Soviet machine, the machine like they just like literally

1762
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:20,600
because of that, I mean, China would bury themselves in the ground

1763
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,360
and then Russia would just nuke them.

1764
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:27,000
I mean, I saw the old America tactics.

1765
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,280
Soar Bamba in Soviet Russia.

1766
01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:33,640
In Soviet Russia, the bear bomb you.

1767
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:38,320
The bomb throw you now.

1768
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:40,040
Now, listen, everybody, I'm going to go.

1769
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:42,200
I'm going to go over there and I'm going to talk to them.

1770
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:45,160
OK, about jumping bombs and then about dropping bombs.

1771
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:48,000
And then what we're going to do is we're going to start a business

1772
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,080
and then we're going to establish it.

1773
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:53,680
And then I'm going to get a small loan of a million dollars from my father.

1774
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,320
And I'm going to shove it up his ass.

1775
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:59,200
And then and then I'm going to say, you know what?

1776
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,680
That you can't have that.

1777
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,240
Oh, boy. Hold on. Hold on, James.

1778
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,400
Hold on. Hold on, James. I'm not done. OK.

1779
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:15,120
I'm so done with you today.

1780
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,640
I'm so done with you.

1781
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:21,240
Oh, my God.

1782
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:25,160
The form, the forma, and next to be elected president is speaking James.

1783
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:26,840
OK, I would really appreciate it.

1784
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:29,200
I will fire your ass, just OK.

1785
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:31,400
You will build a wall around you and you will pay for it.

1786
01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:34,640
You go buy my podcast and then fire me from it.

1787
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:37,800
Does he think this is Apple it?

1788
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:41,040
You're wrong. That's no good, buddy.

1789
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,040
I

1790
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:45,240
Am way too fucking good

1791
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:50,080
You're way too good. Oh, I'm just playing our current president right now. Oh

1792
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:57,020
That I got it Joe Joe Joe quit it. Yeah, you're scaring. You're scaring the podcast listeners

1793
01:38:57,020 --> 01:39:01,100
I need you to stop what the children I understand about the children

1794
01:39:01,100 --> 01:39:04,260
But you know the children you see you know come and sit on my lap all the time

1795
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:08,280
You need to not be touching the children okay newspaper settle is okay

1796
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:11,260
Nobody cares about the newspaper everybody listens to the internet

1797
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:14,960
Build the wall the internet's dead

1798
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:18,400
Just like you Joe

1799
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:26,760
Damn bombs dropped. You know what I'm gonna fuck about any of the listeners and give a fuck about either president

1800
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:33,800
Joe Biden's a fucking idiot. I don't give fuck I mean and arguably Donald Trump's an idiot too. They're all

1801
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:40,160
Idiots listen listen okay, okay my era of tweets the my presidency hasn't been as I'm not gonna lie

1802
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,280
I miss that though. I do absolutely

1803
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:46,580
a more entertaining president and kites and since George Bush

1804
01:39:46,580 --> 01:39:47,300
Oh my god

1805
01:39:47,300 --> 01:39:51,280
Is he in her when he when he was talking about chasing Katrina and and al-qaeda?

1806
01:39:51,280 --> 01:39:54,560
Cuz cuz they're linked and they're gonna they're gonna find her and bring it to justice

1807
01:39:55,400 --> 01:40:00,260
God told him to it was it was a great revenue. It was a great revenue experience for me

1808
01:40:00,260 --> 01:40:07,120
I don't know taxes on it. I put it into the family trust. It was what about what about Quinn Clinton and Monica Lewinsky though?

1809
01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:10,800
That was pretty hilarious. No cuz a real gangster would have came out been like yeah

1810
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:17,020
Yeah, yeah, I mean I did not have sex with that one no bullshit everybody Trump would have walked out there

1811
01:40:17,020 --> 01:40:19,020
Be like yeah, I did now now

1812
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:24,960
Does now do people not remember that I grabbed her by the pussy okay?

1813
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:31,640
Does nobody remember I even said that I said it does anybody remember that that one chick that came out and said that he

1814
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:34,440
Had raped her molested her some other shit, and he went

1815
01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:40,240
Do you really think I could have look at her Stormy Daniels? No wasn't her she's a porn star

1816
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:46,160
Yeah, that makes sense that's the other chick he goes like she's like apparently like fat ugly and shit

1817
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:51,560
That's what he was implying. He just goes do you really think I would be attracted to that like I mean look at her mm-hmm

1818
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:54,200
everybody hated him for it. I'm over there like

1819
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:56,200
this motherfucker

1820
01:40:56,680 --> 01:40:58,240
Yeah, I'm gonna let you know now

1821
01:40:58,240 --> 01:41:03,360
That's my best defense is like I look at her look at me look at my wife look at who I what I can pay for

1822
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:07,600
Speaking of Ivanka fucking Trump dude. I won't go up

1823
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:12,600
Ivana now yeah, it's I've on a hump a lot not Ivanka hump now now

1824
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:17,880
I'm just you know that I give any any one of these geeks permissions at my daughter

1825
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:22,680
They are all about to try and take a crack at her and get some of my millions. I do not care

1826
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:28,160
It is okay. I support the geeks when I do that Donald Trump jr. Those on a fucking rampage right now

1827
01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:34,240
It's a lot better than fucking Biden jr. Dude. No fucking Donald Trump jr. Is legit like

1828
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:39,240
Republican activist shit like he's worried about climate change

1829
01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:47,960
Only to the point to where the Democrats can't disagree, but it's still like right-sided. It's he's fucking he's a gangster, bro

1830
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:53,020
It's I'm still on the side of the independent party. Well and see that was probably never happen well

1831
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:58,480
No, so here's here's what I've always said about that. Here's what I've always said about that cheeky on politics

1832
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:06,680
Shit isn't gonna change within our Senate as in like a thought process wise and tell fucking the people that are our age from our generation

1833
01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:10,840
Actually start pushing into that point what thoughts they don't have any thoughts

1834
01:42:11,280 --> 01:42:13,280
Will you shut up?

1835
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:16,600
Okay, well I got a point though. They just do like it's

1836
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:20,720
Exactly like cuz they they have other problems just like it fucking work

1837
01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:26,520
We can only fucking say or input or have so much fucking swing because we are so low on the fucking totem pole

1838
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:35,760
Though where we sit in our positions the biggest fucking the biggest fucking impact that we can make is fucking not doing our job and

1839
01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:41,360
One one to a dozen people not doing their job in one facility

1840
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:44,120
May cause a hiccup

1841
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:51,080
To the whole cog in the machine that's a broken tooth it may skip every rotation, but it ain't gonna fuck up the machine

1842
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:57,640
Now until that whole fucking cog is gone that machine now can't run

1843
01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:01,640
Which then that's why you have the shipping industry

1844
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:09,320
That whole industry goes down in the strikes when they do that shit actually shuts down industry that I'm in exactly

1845
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:15,040
That's why I said that's why I said one to a dozen in a small like at yours

1846
01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:20,440
So if like a dozen people stop working to go on strike. It's not gonna affect your entire fucking company

1847
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:24,160
It's gonna affect that day. I mean that's not true cuz FedEx

1848
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:30,760
It was fed actually ups one of the two they all all of local around here went on strike

1849
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:36,880
Yes, that's but I'm saying it affected it yours yours. That's why I used yours specifically you go into a bigger corporation

1850
01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:41,240
They took a literal whole cog out not a fucking tooth. Yeah

1851
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:48,960
The machine stops if you take a fucking cog out, I don't know I mean you have a gearbox and you lose a tooth

1852
01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:51,960
I mean might not cause problems right away

1853
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:55,920
It's gonna cause some problems. That's why I said it's gonna give us some time

1854
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:58,320
It's gonna skip but it'll still run

1855
01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:04,640
We were we work in constant shit that has fucking broken teeth all the time and that bitch still just keeps on running without fucking breaking

1856
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:08,360
Yeah, you take out that fucking manager that actually knows how to do all that shit

1857
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:12,880
You took out that cog that's meant for that piece and put in a cog that doesn't fit that whole machine doesn't now

1858
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,880
Are we talking about assassinating somebody right now? What are we talking about?

1859
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:20,600
Like are we building a computer? We build a robot or something. I'm starting to lose now

1860
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:26,840
conspiracy theories we're gonna hear something about a pipe a nation's conspiracy six months and they're gonna be like the geeks told me to do it

1861
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:28,840
at 11

1862
01:44:28,840 --> 01:44:30,840
tenacious conspiracies

1863
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:33,840
If we ever got that shit, we're gonna be like, oh my god

1864
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:38,960
If we ever got that fuck it, I would fucking be down for that late night conspiracy theories with Ferg

1865
01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:43,280
Featuring Alex Jones. We fucking NPR over here now

1866
01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:46,320
NPR

1867
01:44:46,320 --> 01:44:48,320
NPR is just a normal fucking

1868
01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:52,760
News industry man. Yeah news in news radio. That was the joke

1869
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:57,840
Like they're kind of a whole industry though in the joke. They're kind of a whole industry. They're not just radio

1870
01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:59,840
Well, everybody this has been an episode

1871
01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:04,480
You do not get to end it yet. Well, what time are we at now? You can end it. I just wanted I

1872
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:07,320
Wanted to fuck it's okay to hit him

1873
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:14,440
No, I wanted to fuck with your outro because he has finally been seeing the outro live and it's funny

1874
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:18,000
Yeah, so

1875
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:21,600
Wow, ah

1876
01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:25,040
Seven and seven bats. Ah

1877
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,040
There you go

1878
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:30,400
Thanks for coming by the podcast. We are the geeks

1879
01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:37,060
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1880
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:41,440
Fergie doesn't get to end it like that. Come on. Give us the spiel

1881
01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:47,960
Do your buster rhymes inhale give us look what you did. Look what you did. You made him all awkward

1882
01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:51,600
I was sitting all funny. I think we took a cog out and broke him. I was sitting all funny

1883
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:58,600
He looks like a broken creepy doll. I got the dust doesn't he? A

1884
01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,800
Doll with a cannabis problem

1885
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:10,800
It's not tobacco either this one. Yes, it is nicotine

1886
01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:16,000
Whatever. It's an egg. It's an extract from the tobacco plant Jack

1887
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:19,760
Jack now do the outro correctly

1888
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,400
please

1889
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:22,680
sir

1890
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:24,680
Don't break the mic

1891
01:46:24,680 --> 01:46:27,200
Are you gonna actually let me do it and stop cutting me the fuck off?

1892
01:46:27,480 --> 01:46:33,440
Go for it. I've been telling you do it do it because you know how much that fucking annoys me do the roar. No

1893
01:46:35,760 --> 01:46:39,880
Well, we appreciate you we are the geeks

1894
01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:45,640
James always annoys me through the fucking outro. So I'm changing it up

1895
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:48,120
Cancel him fucking

1896
01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:51,480
Fuck you

1897
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:58,680
Give him unfollow him 50 times and then follow him again. So he gets an unlimited amount of fucking notification. You yes

1898
01:46:59,840 --> 01:47:01,840
Absolutely, just slightly

1899
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:07,600
Inconvenient and with notifications in some way fucking shape or form first and get it. I love it

1900
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:11,400
You don't know what you're asking for but I don't fucking care. I fucking silent most of them anyway

1901
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:17,960
That's why y'all bitching me on discord. I don't give a fuck. That's a good point. So I'm on very silent on this one

1902
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:24,080
It'd be hilarious. So blow his ass up. I love you. I appreciate you. James is a dick. Thank you dolphin

1903
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:26,080
This is the geeks. We are out

1904
01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:36,140
You really on that I hate you sometimes I do I think the feelings mutual buddy

1905
01:47:36,140 --> 01:47:38,140
What

1906
01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:42,020
He's doing it wrong

1907
01:47:42,540 --> 01:47:45,420
Do doing it wrong. Okay, give me give me one more

1908
01:47:46,540 --> 01:47:53,140
I'm not doing the roar. No, do the trout do the trout. Goodbye everybody. I was wrong. Good night

1909
01:47:53,140 --> 01:48:05,140
I'm James was wrong. Good night. You