You are now tuned in to season 2 with your host, the slippery online streamer warlord, Fergie, and the cinema showstopper, old Pokemon master, Chaotic, and introducing the newest member, Dolphin. This is Tenacious Geeks!
Make it snappy bitch. Alright, what do you got? Alright, alright, alright!
What's in here? Ear drops. Ear drums. Whatever. Caution headphone wearers.
So, everybody's talking about like you always flip me shit for promotion. Like this is mainly towards me and you since you're new so you're good. But. Oh, fine.
So you flip me shit for promotion because I don't fucking do it on social media and shit enough like that. Okay, hence why I said that. Now, question. Answer.
How come it's always my ass that's coming up with fucking a majority of ideas of like, hey, how should we push this? What's the different ways that we should push this? Where's the different platforms or way we want to push this?
And we never have that conversation. We just fucking argue. There you go. You got it.
This is going to be a very loud episode. That was great. I got to get it out now. So you're you're just idea man. Okay. We execute everything else. We. I execute everything. I'm just here for a good time. Yeah, but when you.
But for one.
You haven't made up your mind on an avenue to execute it. You have fucking like, okay, here's maybe the ideas that I'm thinking about going that we've all right. Listen, this is this is episode three, season 47.
Yelling bro. Turn your mic down. 47. Damn. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. Okay. Maybe a little too much, but I'm going to be loud. You were loud. Now I lost it.
It was gone. I am winning the debate so far. Lost it. I can't remember what else to say. It's okay. This was Fergie's moment anyways. Yeah, let's let him have his moment.
But no, it's a it's just it's definitely like I want to see more. Now put it closer. I want to see more avenues. I want to see like I want to start seeing more avenues because like I'm starting to think about it more because like the job.
Being in service and shit like that, like it's not starting to be it's starting to be more repetition instead of fucking the time because shit's starting to click. So it's like now on the drive times and shit. Yeah. So in the drive times and shit like that, like more shit. It's like that's why I was like when we got into the whole banter thing on Discord about fucking like YouTube and like monetization. That's what I was going to say. I remember now. Yeah. Now already bitched me out. This is not a roast of James episode. You already roasted me on like five other episodes lately. Okay. That's what I was going to say. I do have to give him a shout out about the YouTube YouTube thing. He has been trying to.
Upload the videos. We just have an issues for how long it's been taking to fucking upload and shit. What videos? The like the last couple that we've actually like recorded to upload to YouTube. I'm going to did one.
That was just last week. But you were. Yes, but we recorded the second one. Me and mine and all the one that me and dolphin did where we just straight up roasted you for saying you weren't going to be there and then decided to come. Oh, you did a video. I thought you just did the life. Yeah, I recorded it and then sent. You told me to send you the fucking Craig link. Yeah, the Craig is just the audio. It's just the. Craig just records the audio in Discord so I can make that. Yeah, you fucked up. I thought you go download your VOD and upload it. I would have to do that.
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure. Did I stream that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. It was the only way we saw your face. So we had to have two screens up.
What you got to do is just turn your turn your webcam on Discord, Discord and then and then just. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because once I said yes, it's going to take it's going to take priority over Discord.
So but but yeah, that's really just it like different ways that we can start like because you said, you know, especially you've like talked to people on like making that like those are perfect avenues for one for you.
Self growth that I flipped you ship for and then two for like podcast self growth so we can bring like sponsorship on and shit like that because I mean, we're we're I mean, I understand our numbers are only like this big.
But that's for everyone that's listening, he's doing the interim movement right now. Like, hey, hey, hey, into a mile.
They put that I mean, it's still a fucker. Let me finish.
It may only be the most you know, the ocean is just hard to get to England in a rowboat motherfucker.
I know to say that's good. That's good.
I heard that said that ship for years. I've never heard that.
But like I understand, like we don't have the biggest following it like on any of our platforms, but like that's something enough to get somebody's attention to start pushing somewhere, especially like in the worlds that we're in.
It's just knowing the avenues you seem to you seem to be the one that just happens to roll upon the luck of fucking finding people.
And then when you do, you don't think about it in the moment.
And then you tell me about it. I'm like, bitch, I'll slap the shit out of you.
You. Wait, what do you mean?
So like with finding people to help like promote or I have the perfect example turn that we were talking about that we were talking about last night and the owner of the shop or whatever was a fan of ours, which big shout out to you.
Big guy. Let's go. What's the name of the shop?
Gambits and Gambits games. Right. In the Lloyd Center. Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah, that's that's as well.
Like that's that's something that could that's something as in a thought process like cool. You're a fan. You like cool. You're a fan of ours. We're up and coming like I'll see him again here.
Here's how we can push this. See, but my brain's constantly turning like that. It's like, all right, cool. Here's a little something to throw into your mind or you can reach out, you know, let it pull out.
But it's like drop it right then and there. It's like because I super appreciate it.
But and I want you to help because you also have a platform that fits with us that we can partner with to help all of it. It's so cool.
There's way so there's so many plushies there. But you see what I'm saying. Like that dude out of everything you say out of an entire gaming store.
Maybe you mentioned. Yeah, maybe you should. Because like that shit just makes sense to me.
I just like I know. So I had mentioned kind of something to it and it was like a oh, ha ha like conversation and then went back to tournament.
Right. So my focus was on trying to know. I get that. It's like there's been there's been other. He's cool as fuck.
So there's been other times that like you've talked to people that have been fans that have like a following like like the interview we're going to do with Buck and the dude in January.
You know, yeah. So stuff like that because you have that platform and those kind of people already follow you at least to a point like that's something that we can help spread on because you're attached to.
So working on it. Figure out what you know what I'm saying. I'm working on it. So I got the Pokemon side good. Yeah.
All of the shit that I associate with because of the last 10 years of my trade and the way that I've lived my life isn't necessarily this now.
But naturally, I know I do need to work on fucking promoting our shit. I understand. Well, I wasn't going to say that.
But since you said it, yeah. But I already fucking don't slap yourself on the hand.
Dude, either always said that because I've always been horrible at it.
Like, give me six months. I'm good. And then I'm just like, shit, I wasn't even on the podcast when I was promoting the podcast. Yeah, for real.
He's a very good Jamie. Sometimes he is. Yeah. You're just that's what I look.
Sure. I thought you look shit up more than I did. I do. You're definitely the same when you are a moderator.
Like, that's what he means. Like, oh, yeah. Fair enough. Gotcha. Gotcha. That's what he meant by the Jamie.
So we do have we do have a good promotion avenue coming up. And I don't know if I'm going to say it on the pod.
I'll tell you guys after. Fair enough. But it does involve Pokemon. So, I mean, we're all Pokemon fans.
Got to start somewhere, though. You you were the competitive Pokemon person. I just like to fuck around on Pokemon Go from time to time.
Maybe which is funny because maybe you could go a game queue.
And go play Pokemon if you really wanted to, though, Ferg, you could come play at regionals with me.
But Pokemon Go because they do do that. You said do do I do do I do because they just started that the last time.
No, I understand that. Like, that would be cool. But like, bro, I don't have the fucking attention span, bro.
I already have. I would have essentially get it. I would have like Call of Duty.
No, I would have to fucking delete something essentially to start fucking intaking full and taking that knowledge like the hard drives full.
I mean, the space that's left is for work. I mean, physiologically speaking, it'll it'll never be full.
But I get what you're saying. Well, they're active memory. Hold on. Hold on. So active RAM space is being used.
This is actually this is actually scientifically fucking proven that, quote unquote,
your brain actually has a fucking main limit of storage that it can mainly uphold.
And your brain put it into categories into categories. Yes.
That's why we forget shit from like fucking 30 years ago that has no fucking real relevance or like any real relevance to anything like.
Yeah, I think that's just a ginger. That's not it. Shut up.
But like that's that's actually a legitimate fucking thing. Like if you want to even dumb it down, it's like, OK, well, this is dudes.
Hold on. We have boxes. Our brains individualized into fucking categories.
If that box don't get used in fucking 10 years, there's a possibility that that bitch might go.
He just dropped that bitch. Yeah.
For those of you listening that can't see what Fergie is actually doing.
Yeah. Well, like it's fucking gone, bro. He should be part of that Pokemon square.
He should be part Italian because he talks with his hands a lot. A lot.
Bibbidi boop. I don't think they got ginger in Italy, though.
Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't know.
Fucking this is the first time all three of us have been together to actually record, though.
So yes, this is a one sec. That's why there's probably so much. God damn it.
Oh, wait, wait. Wonder Triplets powers activate. Yeah, because yeah.
I was going to say, wait a minute. That's why I said Triplet, bitch, not Wonder Twin.
Fair enough. We are.
We are capitalizing on something new here.
So if anyone starts a TV show, it's already been licensed.
Fuck you, TM trademark. You got to get that. You got to pay us now.
And I share the rights with tenacious.
I was about to say, technically, if anything were to start from that, we owe DC.
Because Wonder Twins, yeah, no, this is this is something really different.
Spin off. No, no, no.
How old are Wonder Twins fucking since like the 70s?
OK, you do realize trademark like trademark and copyright shit only lasts so long.
Unless you unless you reactivate or one of the last times fucking Wonder Twins was re up.
They probably do it all the time, dude.
Good. Anything? No, there's there's there's.
There's what was it?
There's something that was trademarked that's really, really you're talking about for like
like cinematic, like cinematic movie, like all that shit you're talking about to like go to like the public domain.
I mean, yes, yes. It's like it's like once it goes from something like that.
So once it goes from that, like once it goes from that point, you can use it as your own monetization
because it's essentially a copyright clause on it is then expired.
Yeah. Do they still do they own the original copyright to that? Yes, absolutely.
But could you reuse it in the fucking modified or something from Disney that just did that not too long ago?
And I don't remember what it was.
But that was Mickey Mouse. Oh, yeah.
Mickey was about to go into the public domain because I think it's like it's it's a long.
It's like 60 or 80 years or some shit like that.
It's a minute. It lasts for the length of the author's life plus another 70 years.
So it's coming up on which is naturally why at this point in time, like the ring stuff
is starting to become even more popular, like like rings of power and what and what not.
Like that's why I like some of the super, super like original old like Marvel shit that like Stan Lee didn't write.
Yeah, like that's been around for so long.
Some of those some of that shit's like fucking half half to three quarters of the way through fucking to that public domain.
We're right. I could start using it. Yeah.
But most of the time, nobody wants to let that happen.
Like there's I don't otherwise they would have thrown Mickey Mouse in even though it's fucking you can see.
But here's here's the thing on that Disney could easily just be just renew that fucking copy.
Yeah, but you can only do it like I was hearing some about it.
You can only do it a certain way after the first time.
And it has to be like you can't do it so many times because then it's called monopolizing either that or you have to modify it each time.
So it's a different trade. Yeah.
So they can only use the previous generation and not write because I think like Winnie the Pooh is coming up.
And yeah, that's the one that I was talking about.
That's the one that I heard about the horror fucking film. Oh, yeah. You heard of the watch it.
Have you heard like the actual like Winnie the Pooh grim tale?
No, it's fucked up.
Oh, essentially the same. Yeah.
So Winnie the Pooh, the story of Winnie the Pooh is actually a lot fucking older than you think it is.
I know it's old. I know it's like the 1920s or so.
No, it's like it's like Jamie.
It's like Brothers James, if I remember it right. If I remember correctly, it's like almost Brothers Grimm fucking era shit.
Yeah. Like it because those are all this fuck. Those are like 1800s like 1925 Christmas Eve, 1925.
The original story called The Wrong Sort of Bees.
And we need the poo. There you go.
And it was a fucked up tale just like most of the fucking Disney Disney didn't touch it until 1966.
But that's what I'm saying. Like if you look up the original fucking stories of fuck, it's like Disney saw Brothers Grimm was like, we're just going to buy the rights to that and then redo.
Let's just make this a happy story. Let's fucking not the older ones are and it's like all of that horror movie, though, looked so good.
I saw me yet to watch it. I want to see it. I don't know if it's been released.
I think it was on Peacock. I think. Oh, is it?
It's one of these streaming services. I've wanted to see it since I first saw that fucking advertisement four years ago.
Four years ago. Shut up.
Welcome everybody back to the Tenacious Geeks. That was our soft opening.
I need to fart or something. I thought it was too.
I thought it was waiting for it.
Welcome back to the podcast, everybody. We appreciate you. How's everybody been?
We are back live in the fucking Tenacious Geeks studios.
Yeah, it's on Peacock. Way to interrupt James.
I'm the Tenacious Corporation's international copyright LLC.
I'm Scooby. That's Shaggy. That's Velma.
I'll fucking take that shit, bro. Everybody loves Velma.
Yeah, I got fucking curves and I'm not not the new film.
Oh, we fucking. Yeah, right.
It got a three percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Dude, every every three percent every good movie is that a user reviews or is that critic reviews?
That's critic reviews. Yeah, naturally.
Everything is a audience review is 50 percent. Yeah, that sounds about right.
But it's right here.
We just need to do a pod where we just all watch.
But it was just released this year. Yeah, it came out earlier this year.
Yeah. Yeah. But it's on Peacock.
Well, I remember seeing that that advertisement years ago. OK, continue, Ferg.
Go ahead. No, no, it's killing them all the way off.
Go fuck all the way. All right.
Well, so second soft opening.
So speaking of game horror movies, though, did anybody watch
Five Nights at Freddy's?
Did you go fuck yourself? I'm working on it.
Right now, we're just not. That's kind of disturbing.
Why is he doing that in front of us, bro? I'm working on it.
All right. Go ahead. I'll ask my question later.
Oh, yeah. Just chilling.
Just happy to be here. You know,
I do have some things I want to talk about today.
Couple recommendations. What do you got?
We got there. He's just really like trying to like, oh, yeah, 100 percent.
Oh, yeah. 100 percent. He turned his body.
His eyes are fixed on me right now. Turn your back down a little bit.
Oh, boy. I'm just going to push it away because it's almost at the bottom.
So I almost like to get off. Oh, you almost like me again.
Oh, brother's rivalry. OK.
The siblings.
This is what the siblings grim.
So you're going to shut the fuck up and not be rude and actually let me do my soft open.
Yeah. Why don't we switch it from a soft open to now a hard open since we've played with it?
Well, we've done a soft open for 16 minutes.
That was the whole point of like realizing how long that was and doing the whole shut up.
Oh, fuck. OK. OK.
Start over. Do the shut up again. We'll start over. Go.
Shut up. No. Oh, no. I lost all the fucking pizzazz.
Pizzazz is gone, everybody. You never lose it.
You get back to the fucking podcast. Shut up. I'm doing it.
Well, welcome everybody back to the podcast. It's been an argument of
multi spider verse man, my hero academia.
Fuck, I need to get high. I know. Yeah, but we are here.
And this is the podcast and we are the tenacious geeks.
We have our new host dolphin for the second that third episode now, fourth, fourth, fourth, fourth episode.
He's been lost track of whatever the fuck it is.
It's been about a month now and we fucking love him.
He's been in the first time we've been in the first night doing it, though.
Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Every other time we've had to do it on this court because the Fergie's fault.
Everybody blame for work happens, man. Life.
No, I don't. Kids. I just like wife shit sucks shit.
You got a new fancy toy and we had to play with it the first time.
So it's OK. Yep. That thing's been fucking.
But I just needed to see your face.
But yeah, no, it's been we are here.
We are back in the tenacious geek studios at Tenacious Geek Enterprise headquarters.
LLC trademark watermark stamped bitch.
No, it's the nation's geeks media. It's not enterprise.
I know I enterprise.
Who is going to enterprise is way better.
It makes us sound like we belong to the Star Trek franchise.
I love it. Just something else.
Just another nerdy word just to make it sound even nerdier with the nerdness.
We are tenaciously nerds. Nerd alert.
But we are back to the podcast.
I have no idea what the fuck we're going to talk about today.
Obviously, you can tell the set of the tone from the way that we are rambling in.
And I'm yelling. Oh, we're all loud.
I mean, that's virtually every single episode, though.
Yeah. Yeah. But now you're not as bad as Will.
Will got real bad sometimes.
Yeah, but the shadow.
I love that guy.
Garage, though, that no, but he would have it like the fucker right here.
I would just scream it with it right here.
And you're just like, oh, my God. Yeah. Sorry.
Caution headphones, whereas we are going to be very loud.
You have if you have subs like turn those down a little bit.
Who listens to podcasts with subs?
Bro, I forget to fucking turn mine off when I'm listening to fucking a YouTube video.
The next thing I know, fuck, I'm listening to like a blow in your fucking ears.
Sim techs that goes off in the video.
I'm like, your fucking ears just explode, right? Yeah.
Oh, OK. Call of Duty PTSD is hitting and I'm fucking ducking behind my steering wheel and shit.
Not real. You're all going to dive, dive to prone slide cancel.
You're going to laugh at me for this one.
I was on a fucking route. I think this was in like the last like a year.
I was on a fucking roof and fucking working or whatever.
And then I see just a glint out of the corner of my fucking eye from like four roofs away, bro.
And I just fucking slammed to my stomach.
I was like, I'm not in for dance.
Do you see a flashlight?
Dude, I just saw it. It's like the middle of the day, dog.
I just see a glint out of the corner of my eye from somewhere, bro.
Just hit the deck and went prone like I'm fucking on my PC and there and there were cameras on that roof.
I guarantee you the security guards laughed about that.
Oh, bro. I know I would.
They would have died after that shit.
They would have posted that on Tiktok or YouTube.
Why do you think I would like one amount of GoPro for like a day?
The days that I'm in, like just as you can throw it off the roof, like you do your phone half the time.
Oh, do you follow me on our friends on Snapchat?
I don't have Snapchat. Oh, bro.
I'm fucking an asshole to my phone for like that's why I have like the defender case that I do so I can like purposefully.
He'll probably start recording.
He'll be like, fuck today.
And then I'll just have my phone on the roof, dog.
But there's TPO roof.
So there's fucking like this much fucking goddamn insulation on parts of the roof and a fucking membrane.
So it's like, OK, if it bounces off something, my favorite part is the only thing that would suck is a bounce and bounce off the ledge.
Usually things like square.
It's an iPhone.
It'll survive, dog, and I'm on top of a Home Depot roof.
So I'm just like huffing it a quarter away across the roof.
It's like there's no way I'm going to I'm worried about hitting a fucking HVAC unit than anything else.
I'm just like, nah, fuck it.
He wonders why he needs new phones all the time.
This is honestly the phone that I've had the longest in my entire life.
I would be one of those perfect like stress test people for like phones and shit because I would put that bitch through the.
Dalton never saw your old phone before you got the iPhone.
Oh, bro. It was to the point where I'm over here looking at his phone.
I'm like, why is your phone having a seizure?
It's all cracked. There's like lines down there.
Oh, that's like that's like fucking Ryan shipper Ryan bottom, bro.
Every time like any time the screen was on, it was flashing like a big white bar about that big bottom just flashing constantly.
Just like a green haze. No, dude, this is the same thing with fucking Ryan's phone.
Ryan always gets those construction grade phones, so he doesn't even have a fucking case on it.
It's got like a bulletproof screen and shit.
What fucking years this guy had fucking a cracked screen.
The things obliterated like you could barely even use the touch screen and it's got a chunk about the size of fucking miniature Texas in the size of the corner.
Like the screen is visibly visibly missing. It's not there.
If you can see inside, you can see inside the phone and it still worked and he still used it and it would always have Jesus on him and shit.
I'm like, bro, why did you get a new one?
And then he gets a new one and it's the exact same phone.
It's not broken. It still works.
Arguable, arguable.
He just said America.
Bacon, eggs and glocks, bitch.
America.
Don't forget the tapatio, bro. Tapatio is an important or is that is that tapatio or chalula?
Tapatio. Yeah.
All right. Pretty sure it's tapatio.
But like that's I mean, I can do it. He is a he is a big old burly white boy with a red beard.
Is it Kelso? Was that Kelso?
Kelso doesn't have a red beard, dog.
Kelso doesn't have a red beard.
I was just asking. No, it's. I just heard big white burly white dude.
That's all I heard. It's fucking it's his cousin.
Oh, Josh.
Shout out to that guy, too. Shout out to everybody.
That's the boy. That's the boy.
Shout out to all the Hammies. Shout out to all the Hammies.
Yeah. Out of Hammies.
To Dr. Evil style.
Yeah. To all of my homies.
Right.
Dude, that was the best Austin Powers seed fucking ever was fucking Dr. Evil and many me rap it.
I don't give a fuck.
That's shit. I'm dying on that.
I don't know. Awesome.
At least funny is fucking Austin Powers seed.
With now with the fucking awesome powers of the Fembots.
Yeah. Machine gun jubblies.
Yeah. Baseball cold showers.
Margaret, that's her on a cold day.
I heard a rumor, though, that there's going to be a fourth one.
Oh, fucking leave the shit alone.
God, no, no, no, no.
That is one of the only fucking trios of movies.
Unlike perfect the way they are to fucking touch up.
Yeah. Stop it.
And Mike Myers is so old now.
Unless he is the one directing it and writing it.
That is the only way that's going to be OK.
But they also ended it in like the early 90s, though.
Or was it like it was like 99 or something?
So 20 years later, we're down for this triple X and 19.
No, no, no, no, no.
I am so fucking fed up with the whole revamps of fucking everything.
Like, because they nobody can come up with new ideas.
I got to sell it.
And because the fucking 90s in the early 2000s were the best.
I mean, OK, from the millennial, the millennium, but cinema was fucking late
90s, early 2000s up to like 2000.
Music was 80s. But think about what you all were just saying.
80s to 2000s. What was everybody doing?
Getting fucking high. Drugs, drugs, drugs.
Drugs. Yeah. Why do you think we're going back to that?
And we're legalizing all the fucking drugs.
I honestly think that's fucking survival of the fittest personally.
But that's just me.
Hey, it's Darwinism. It's OK.
Oh, can I please hand out the awards?
Like you guys literally just said the same exact thing.
I hope you know that, right? Yeah, I know.
We do this all the time. OK.
We're on the same page. Same thing.
Different word, you know, technically survival of the fittest is actually the same.
Same chapter. Darwinism. Darwinism.
Shut up. You shut up.
Same wavelength, different squirrel.
Put the pipe in your mouth. Shut up.
Awkward silence for him.
That's fucking all because of you guys.
Fergie's fucking with his controlled substances.
We do not condone drugs.
We do condone cannabis. Yeah.
And caffeine. Oh, definitely.
Caffeine and sugar. I got no choice on that.
I'm not a big sweet head.
I got a monster over here.
I got a monster all every day.
So my teeth are all fucked up.
That's why I drink coffee.
I can't do coffee. I love coffee.
Anyways, yeah, coffee and iced tea, bro.
Maybe Austin Powers 4. Gross.
But what I was going to say was we did just get Good Burger 2.
Gross.
They Netflix did.
Hi, welcome to Good Burger.
Home of the Good Burger.
So I mean, we did get we did get a sequel for Ghostbusters.
We did get, you know, that was a bad a lot of stuff.
There's one wasn't bad. No, the Power Rangers one was really good.
I was actually Ghostbusters was really good.
I think Power Rangers only was able to like remain good because it remained irrelevant.
Not really. A lot of the new ones went really whack.
I mean, what they did was they went back to the original cast from when we were literally literally what the most recent Power Ranger movie was.
So like it wasn't a really movie.
It was like a it was a one like a one shot special.
It isn't like an hour. Yeah, whatever.
It was. Yeah.
But the difference between that and all of the rest of the bullshit like Power Rangers and stuff and like even the monetization of Power Rangers like well, the live action movie wasn't.
That's why I said that.
Oh, is that the monitor? OK. Yes.
I just will. That well, that and like as the monetization.
This is what you're doing.
This is what I want you to do.
Any questions?
Thank you.
We're going to do Austin Powers quotes all day.
All right. I got this fucking great game on like zip it.
Thanks for being a freaking Jack in the box, asshole.
Would you like a chuckle of my zipper?
Yeah, I'm going to fucking give you a pal straight to the fucking kisser.
OK, fucking sharks with freaking laser beams. OK, that's all I freaking want.
There's sharp like in laser beam.
Shut up. Thank you.
It's time to open up over the can of whoop ash Shrek.
Don't get it.
I got it now.
Like I was saying, like.
That was literally a contention continuation like 30 years later, because it was I think it was like the 30th anniversary or 20 years later, some shit like that.
But in Tommy died.
This was literally like months after Tommy died.
Yeah, like they release.
No, they don't release.
But we know they were in the filming of it when Tommy died because he was in that he was in the filming of White Dragon.
Yeah, when he died.
So which was he was and they're still dropping that movie, too.
There was overlap, which is why he didn't, which is I'm pretty sure which is the main reason why he wasn't in that movie.
Right.
Make a cameo because he was filming White Dragon.
But he also did get like hugely shout outs.
Oh, he's one of the big they like like a moment of silence in the movie.
And he doesn't even do the Green Ranger.
Like even the Green Ranger showed up like the Green Ranger was fucking there.
You can hear it. You can hear the voice of him, too.
Yeah, as like they played old audio cues. Yeah.
I feel like it was dope. Yeah, it was really dope. I about cried.
I was like, Oh, my God. You have to be like you have to be you have to be a nerd to like the level that we are in that category to like hear that shit because like I didn't hear it the first time.
And the second time I watched it, I was like, Oh, minute.
And I rewild. Thank you.
Well, yeah. And then they did the whole thing for Trini, too, because it was died.
And there's quite there's been quite a few Power Rangers that have died after after their stand on the show was done.
Yeah. But it was like that was a continuation later on, not a remake like they did with like Matt, you know, with like Magic Force fucking deep space turbo.
Like those are all continuation remakes.
I mean, yeah, in a way, because it's I mean, they all it's all continuation.
It's just like it's individual spin offs that kind of it's it's just essentially every generation, every set of kids that have come.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean by it remained relevant, though.
Yeah. Yeah. Like the like there are series out there that have remained relevant. So, you know, in some justification, and I heavily emphasize some justification, a revamp is sometimes.
And I emphasize sometimes warranted. So, well, yeah, it all just depends.
But like on the topic of Power Rangers, though, because they did do that live action movie, I did.
There was parts I fucking hated about it, but that movie was really good. Did you watch? I enjoyed it. No, it's actually I like we went saw it in theaters.
I like the suits like like if I was probably out of the country when it came out, they fucking played the theme song.
I was just came running out and me and her in the game screened like 16 year old fucking girls.
Where girls are? Yeah. Our ladies are with us and they're just looking at us like what the fuck?
I mean, he was standing up like, yes, princess can attest to this like straight up. Oh, we were fucking. Oh, my God.
It was like her and my she's my ex. She's the chick I was dating at the time. Yeah, because this was like fucking years ago.
Yeah. But like they were both just like shut the fuck up and dying there like laughing their asses off and just telling us to like sit down and shut.
We're like, no, my wife is ready. Don't you kill my vibe. We're like, bitch, don't take this from us.
And that's funny because they knew what they signed up for. We're like either way, it means that are going. I mean, if you guys want to go cool, cool.
But if this is going, we've been waiting for this to be entered at very minimum entertaining is shit for you because I'm not sure if you're going to retain at least.
We did the same thing for fucking a Spider-Man homecoming to was me and you and the girls.
And they sat there and watched us just nerd out. That was mostly me. But that was awesome. Tom Holland said of Spider-Man's are my favorite. I agree.
I don't I don't mind Andrew Garfield. Yes. Andrew Garfield personally, like is my favorite sarcastic Spider-Man.
But hold on. Yeah. Yeah, I see it. Because like in because Andrew Garfield, he's literally just a straight up sarcastic ass.
Like he straight up is which which Peter Parker is a very intelligent sarcastic ass. Oh, he's a fucking smart ass.
But that's why I'm saying a very, very intelligent sarcastic ass, because he's extremely sarcastic and extremely smart ass, which they're essentially the same thing.
Where him and Deadpool were like perfect. And they. Yeah. Yes.
But Toby Maguire was asked my least favorite fucking Spider-Man and I will die on that fucking hill.
I think I think the Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield movies heavily emphasize the darkness that is surrounding Spider-Man.
And I'd master of Marvel dip in on this real quick.
Sure. Just real quick. OK. I think the Toby Maguire was more of adult Spider-Man because we only really saw him in high school and like the first movie.
Yeah. Second movie. And they all moved out. I told time. Yeah. That was like senior year straight into fucking college. Yeah.
Yeah. It was like senior year. Yeah. And then like second movie went straight to him. Mary Jane.
Everybody's adults at this point. Yeah. No, it was me. It was in the first.
Toby Maguire was Mary Jane. No, you said Andrew Garfield moves to Mary Jane or whatever.
It's it's him and Gwen. No, Mary Jane. He's still talking about it.
He's still talking about. I thought you did. That was my bad. No, I said second movie was whole part.
I just take it. Maybe I did say I don't know. Anyways. But yeah, so that was more adult Spider-Man and trying to be like, OK, well, I want to be an adult.
I want to go live like a human life. And but I still got to see that one.
See, I see that one in the third one. Like, I totally agree. The third one sucked ass. We don't talk about it.
Hold on. But I agree with you with that for the third one.
But for like the second one, like I see that as in like that's the transition in college and him trying to figure all the shit out because he was in school working at the bugle and doing.
No, he was working at the bugle in the second one. That's what I'm talking. He wasn't in school at all.
Call he was I think he was or he talked about he was selling pictures to the bugle in the first. Yeah.
Yeah. But I think he was talking about trying to do college or some shit. Yeah.
And then he just ended up working for the bugle because being Spider-Man when he got his own apartment and shit.
But it was Mary Janx Mary Jan was with Harry in the second one.
So he was like, oh, I got to do all this. I'm going to say this right now. I love James Mary.
Mary Jane in the fur and the Tobey Maguire movies was the hottest Mary Jane out of all movies.
For well, considering we didn't get Mary Jane in the Garfield.
And yeah, we didn't get. We did. We did.
Actually, that wasn't the love. No, no, no, no.
Well, we did. Mary Jane was in supposed to be in the second one.
And it was Shailene Woodley, the chick from fucking Seeker Life or the Teenager show, the pregnant chick.
So apparently she was Mary Jane in the Andrew Garfield ones and they cut her out.
Yeah, it was so irrelevant. I mean, Emma Stone is arguably a lot harder, way harder.
Way. And I love Emma. I love Emma Stone.
And the wife already knows that's in my top five of my hall pass list.
Yeah. The celebrity hall pass.
Yeah. Emma Stone's on like number three.
I'll give you a she smashes. I'm a stone.
Don't get the stone. I'll give you a Chris. That is a nice slap you on the ass.
Hey, that is a nice boulder. Almost a anyway.
So I thought I thought Toby was more of the adult shit kind of grown up
and he was a way better Peter Parker in my eyes.
I liked Toby McGuire as Peter Parker.
Andrew Garfield was better as Spider-Man. His Peter Parker was kind of blah.
Yeah, very like emo, very emo Spider-Man.
That's what I'm saying. Andrew Garfield really got an error, though.
That was definitely that error. Yeah.
But I mean, in the comics, there is a dark side to Spider-Man in and of himself.
Trust me. And Andrew Garfield movies brought that out of Spider-Man.
Go read Back in Black. Why he actually became Spider-Man
and the whole basis of the beginning of killing Uncle Ben and the morality of fucking everything.
Right. Yeah. And welcome to Marvel.
Yeah. So and Andrew Garfield, I love Andrew Garfield, though.
I do. He was really great.
But his acting as Peter Parker was kind of just blonde.
He's more of a serious actor.
And I had the sorry, go ahead. I was going to say that.
Yeah, I agree. I absolutely agree with you.
Like Tom Holland did a phenomenal job as fucking spider.
I Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield. Yeah. Andrew Garfield.
He was really good under the mask. Yeah.
Yeah. Like just like the, you know, the witty Spider-Man sarcasm and shit.
Like he had down to a T, but like he didn't have like the intelligence
witty style shit like Peter Parker had outside of the mask. Yeah.
Because he had a fucking image.
Well, I mean, like, I mean, you're wrong.
Andrew Garfield did a really good job of sounding fucking extremely intelligent.
But like, well, all these actors are that fucking naturally smart.
That's kind of one of the other things that bugged me was the web shooter thing
that Toby Maguire didn't have. He fucking.
Oh, that's right. Tommy. But that's the multi-gallon diverse.
But Toby Maguire also will.
Almost every Spider-Man has always had web shooters.
Almost like 90 percent of them.
All Spider.
Almost. Yeah. So Master of Marvel just said almost and deems that as 100 percent.
Shut the fuck up.
Every every Spider-Man that I knew of until fucking Toby Maguire had fucking web.
But you got a point, though, because Andrew Garfield,
the whole reason for the web shooters, that was my favorite part.
It's like, cool, we finally get the web shooters.
Yeah. That is that is comic accurate.
But Andrew Garfield seemed more intelligent than Toby did.
Toby, do I absolutely Toby showed us the photography artist style,
but he wasn't really fucking give us the he wasn't the fucking hundred
and fifty IQ like he's supposed to be. Yeah.
And then Andrew Garfield is what Peter Parker is fucking known.
Andrew Garfield kind of fucked with it a little bit.
And then Tom Holland's just nailed everything.
And that's yeah, but Tom Holland also brought out the Miles Morales
like comedic side, which is what the live action.
That's Tom Holland combined all of them together.
Yeah. Well, because he is 15, 16 years old when he starts being Spider-Man.
Like he's imagine when you were 15, 16.
Tom Holland, he was like 18. No, no. Peter Parker.
The character. Yes. Was 15 when he got bit by the. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Tom Holland.
I know. Yes. Tom Holland is one of the is, I think,
the youngest Spider-Man. Yeah.
So that's what I'm saying. He's the most relevant to that role.
Yes, you are correct. That's what I'm saying.
So my point being with that is Tom Holland is he's asking you a question.
Oh, well, charger. Charger.
I don't have one in USBC. Oh, I do. Yes.
But like Tom Holland, Tom Holland himself is just extremely, extremely intelligent.
Like that fool is fucking smart.
All extremely fucking athletic.
That fool has that. Oh, he does. He's a dancer.
He's a he's a ballet dancer. Yeah. He does all of his own stunts.
Uh huh. Yeah, he does. He practiced parkour.
Yeah, all of it. Ballet dancer. Are we about to lose this Spider-Man?
Oh, no. No. Resigned for another like two.
Well, everybody keeps saying he's he's taking a break.
He wants to be right now. Other ventures.
Because he's him and Zendaya are about to go get married. Yeah.
And so but then they are they he signed up for a whole new trilogy,
which I think is the whole reason for the Madame Web that's coming out.
Craven the hunter. The whole Spider-Verse shit.
I'm so excited. I'm so excited for fucking Madame Web, bro.
I know. Oh, my God. We can talk about that.
I started fucking dropping trailers and teasers.
They just dropped the trailer. We'll talk about that in a second.
Oh, I heard about it like two days ago. I'm like, oh, my wife.
We're talking about it, too.
But so one of my favorite.
The whole reason is from what I remember is he did sign on for a whole other
trilogy. Technically, but taking the break, doing all that probably
so he can like what I think a little older to maybe.
Now we're in the we're in this.
Nobody remembers Spider-Man or nobody remembers Peter Parker.
Yeah, shit, because of the no way home. You saw no way home, right? Yeah. OK.
And. It's going to warp into Miles Morales for sure,
and I'm pretty sure it's going to be all this.
That's why we're doing all this Spider-Verse shit.
And I'm pretty positive that it's going to be the end of the Spider-Verse
Miles Morales.
That might just pop up in the live action and then poof, that's going to be it.
I don't know if they're going to fully start.
Did you play Spider-Man the first game?
The PS4. OK, well, in the first PS4 game, like the what was it?
Twenty nineteen or whatever the first Miles Morales game. Yeah.
Peter Parker, Mary Jane, all of that.
Oh, it's all the characters. And then he meets Miles.
And then at the end of the first game is when Miles gets bit by the spider
and he's like, oh, hey, and starts mentoring him.
So the whole second game is about Miles Morales.
Gotcha. And Peter's like off, but he's mentoring him at the same time.
And then come into the new game. They're both together.
I think that's how we're going to get the trilogy of movies.
Gotcha. Essentially.
But I think it's going to be Spider-Verse Miles because they setting up
all these movies of him and traveling and all that shit.
It's going to be I think so.
It'd be it would be it would be a really cool concept to see.
But he was teased in Homecoming already. Miles Morales.
Yeah. Yes. Because well, Childish Gambino was is technically supposed to be Prowler.
Yeah. Because he's Aaron Davis.
And he said his nephew lives in town, that type of shit. His nephew is Miles.
So we do have Miles. Yeah.
Miles is in the universe. He's still around.
But it'll be so it'll be interesting. Yeah.
But Aunt May is dead. Uncle Ben's dead.
On the note of him like trying different ventures, though, kind of offbeat,
a Spider-Man, I think his backlash on one of I don't even know the name of the movie
that he did recently. But I want Charm Holland.
No, there was a fairly in-depth gay scene in this movie.
And he got a lot of backlash. I think I think I know which one you're talking about.
I can't remember the name. Yeah.
I don't know, dude. Anything Tom Holland's been in, though.
He's fucking I mean, I go watch Cherry. Have you guys seen Cherry?
No. No, I heard that's a phenomenal, phenomenal fucking movie.
I know people that have watched whatever this movie is I'm talking about.
I've never seen it. Never done another. I can't.
I don't know. Tom Holland. I touched. Yeah.
Pretty much. And it's like Robert Downey Jr.
Had gay scenes in some movies like it's a fucking movie.
Motherfucker got arrested, put in jail for fucking crack cocaine.
And he's Iron Man. He may have gotten, you know, like fictionally fucked.
But whatever, he made millions off of that.
So tell me, would you do that crowded room? Yeah, that's what it's called.
But yeah, like you got a lot of backlash for it.
And he did this one kind of kind of recluse himself after that,
because the fans of his mainly women were like,
because they can't have their fucking wet dream.
But he's fucking he's marrying Zendaya anyway.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, that's my point.
Think about this. Think about this. Hold on.
Hold on. Zendaya does a gay scene. Ain't nobody going to say shit.
Hold on. Zendaya did a lot of it. Have you seen Euphoria?
She did a lot of shit in that show. Everybody was like, yeah.
While she was with Tom Holland.
It's just it's fucking stupid. Fans. Fans suck.
They also tried to say Uncharted sucked, too.
And I like that. Great. I love that movie.
That was so accurate. Speaking of Tom Holland being fucking ripped, dude,
in that movie, that boy, dude, that boy is always stacked like just like
go back to the first Spider-Man. He was still yoked.
He didn't have to work out that much. I'm not saying he wasn't,
but I'm just saying like he had fucking a full workout session in Uncharted.
You're like, Jesus Christ. And did all of his own stunts.
I want to see Tom Holland and Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan is Jackie Chan is borderline dead at this point. No, he's not.
They just he just did a movie with John Cena. I know. I know he did.
But dude, the dude is so old. I do get where he's coming from.
That fool's getting old as fuck. I just meant the dude is doing your own stunt.
It's like those it's like those fucking red movies.
But, you know, that's anymore. I want him to stay around longer.
I love Jackie. Yeah, it's like it's like that man is a fucking icon.
Is it is it red or whatever? Or it's like a Sylvester Stallone,
Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's expendable expendables.
Expendables. Yeah. It's like, all right.
You almost one flopped so hard.
You know, you're not so old. You got on that fucking right now.
And how much Ivy Profin is on set?
Well, I mean, not only Statham can still handle his own.
He's well, he's still on an Aspen regiment, though.
I bet you, boy, his knees, his knees probably hurt pretty good.
That's like what he's known for. I'm just let it die.
All right. All right. Y'all y'all have had your time.
Y'all got enough motherfucking movie back.
It's time for the next y'all motherfuckers are still raking royalty revenues off.
I like fucking Sylvester Stallone.
Like he's still fucking making royalty money.
I mean, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger right now.
I mean, he went and he became governor of California.
Yeah. And he wasn't even fucking born here.
No, he's German. Well, you don't have to.
Yeah, whatever. You don't have to.
You don't have to to become governor. No president.
President and senator and senator.
Yes. In Congress and above, you have to be born here. Fuck them.
Hence why it was such a big thing when Obama got it all down.
They were like his last name, bitch.
He was in Hawaii. So on the note of Spider-Man, though, Madame Webb.
Mm hmm. So you saw the trailer.
I heard the trailer. I didn't completely.
Yes, of course, because he hears everything.
But did you watch the trailer? What?
The new Spider-Man trailer. Exactly.
So there's a new spin off movie like they did.
Did you watch Morbius? No.
You ever hear of that movie? Yes.
Actually, really was that movie.
If there's two of them, they made two.
There's only one. Is there only one?
Only one. If you if you disconnected from Spider-Man, it's a really good movie.
I like but knowing that he's a Spider-Man villain. Yeah.
So I still believe he's he's he's a Spider-Man hero.
Vulture pops up at the end, which makes no sense anyway.
Which is the vulture from Homecoming. Yeah.
Anyways, I know, Mother.
So Madame Webb is a character in the comics that she's blind, clairvoyant,
old as fuck, and she essentially creates the web.
She's the she's essentially the originator of the spider.
No negative.
In a way, she's the she's essentially the the first one to realize that every
Spider-Man woman is connected by the web,
which is like the web that leads through the multiverse, the Spider-Verse.
It's fucking confusing. I said she's the original,
but she's the way you said it was a little different.
But the whole movie is going to be weird, but it looks really good.
She's young and she's played by the chick from Fifty Shades of Grey.
You pointed me like I've actually seen that fucking movie.
Like, I know, I know the conversation to both of you.
You've never seen it.
Yeah, I know. What's her name?
But I know what the actress looks like.
Dakota is something she fucking sucks in that fanning.
No, it's like Dakota Johnson or something.
Jamie, Jamie. No, we're not searching Fifty Shades on the now.
I mean, I'll play the trailer. You watch the trailer.
Nope. We won't have any sound.
I mean, I already know all about Smut.
I didn't have chicks that read Smut on the daily.
So you are a smut. Don't call me fucking names.
But anyway, so they're going to we're going to have three Spider-Women,
which are comic accurate, by the way.
Oh, no, I did watch. I saw their trailer.
Yeah. Oh, Dakota Johnson. Yeah.
Jansen. She's got a big old Jansen.
And she seems kind of blah in the trailer, though.
But the whole point, if I don't know if you know, you saw the baby, right?
Well, you didn't fully watch the trailer, right?
You heard it. OK. Well, there's like a little split scene.
You'll see where somebody's handing a baby over.
The whole fucking movie is about Ezekiel Sims going to kill all of these Spider-Women.
And the whole point is because they're trying to protect Peter Parker.
Baby Peter Parker is in it and his mom and Uncle Ben and Emma Roberts is playing.
Was it Mary Parker? Mary Parker. I think. Yeah.
And so, yeah, the whole point is going to be about baby Peter Parker.
It's set in the early 2000s.
Oh, I. Nobody knows if this is Tom Holland, Peter Parker, or if they're rebooting it again.
All I know. Is that grandma from Tom Holland's fucking universe?
And and and and and his aunt.
Grandma. I like what? Who's his grandma?
I noticed that they perceptively got younger throughout the day.
Oh, and she's so hot and Tom Holland's one. Oh, my God.
That's a tome. Oh, Rob.
Of course. And but she falls for happy like how it's to a kid.
Let me hold on. Hold on. That gives motherfuckers like us hope.
Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no. Let me quote Will on the other podcast on ADHD.
Laugh, laugh, dick in your mouth. True. That's it.
The funny guys are dangerous. You're laughing. You're laughing. You're laughing.
You're boob. You're naked. Yep. Laugh, laugh, dick in your mouth.
Yeah, no, it's very fucking true. Yeah.
Yeah. That's why he gives motherfuckers like us hope.
Not just that, but happy was also because of Tony Stark and the Spider-Man.
And yeah, I never thought happy was that funny and a big old gun, if you know what I mean.
It's got to be. It's fucking Jon Favreau, dude.
Speaking of, we need to get props to that fucking guy. Yeah.
Yeah. He's fucking been killing it. That's my guy.
Look, I'll raise a drink for that guy.
Hold on. I'll be right back, Pod. Hold on. Time out on the drink.
Me too. Me too. I don't have one.
Wait on him.
Don't yell at my dog. He didn't do it.
I'll raise a drink to Jon Favreau, though.
Pinky. Your imaginary drink.
He's getting us a drink. Come on.
I don't know why we're toasting to this guy. I haven't toasted anybody else.
I'll toast to Jon Favreau because I like it. You give me water. Perfect.
I know you don't like soda. No, it's perfect. I was like, great. I got beer.
I don't drink either. There's Mike Harden there.
I don't know. Yeah. Cheers.
Tinkies. Cheers. He's been fucking killing it in the Star Wars universe.
Star Wars elf because he's the original maker elf.
Fucking all the Iron Man movies. He's the reason we got fucking Robert Downey Jr.
I'm talking about I'm talking about, especially for fucking by the way, if you ever
the star that will reach all the way up, you want to stand.
I know. I just had fucking wedgie.
But that's I'm in battle. I shout out for him is he's been fucking killing it with Disney and fucking.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I have to admit, I have no idea.
Any. Did you finally see? Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Have you finally watched this?
OK, yet? No. He's going to disown you.
There's the name of the episode. Right.
Look in there. Soca. Own you. This is soca. Oh, my God.
Fergie hates you right now. There's there's part two.
No, no, I haven't.
I know everything that happens because I went down the rabbit hole.
I just like to watch, dude. Oh, my God.
Like you're bringing in the fucking dark jet, like bringing in the dark jet.
I like roll it how they rolled everything in and fucking
bringing in thron and shit like that, like made me just want.
It makes me want to read the thron books even more now because I still haven't read them yet.
But like just to get the audio, I listened to them.
I listened to their bitches like a motherfucker.
Like I've listened to most of fucking the high republic, the old republic shit that's on audio book.
That's like the adult version shit because they have like that's just like the regular
like books that we would read because they have like comic books
and they have like kids books that all align with it to you and your smut.
You know what smut is, James?
I mean, it's nerd smut. He's like the adult version.
So I mean, they're there.
They're quoted what he said.
No, that's literally like so they literally have smut is James.
Like so you have adult books and then you have smut like that's it.
And like what I'm talking about is because you have the comic books, then you have the kids books,
which they all kind of tie in with each other.
And then you have like the you have the why they call them adult books because it's adult comprehension.
Like, yeah, it's novel. Yeah, exactly.
That's just that's when you look at it.
It'll be like the adult books, the kids books and then dramatize.
I read it like a grade three level.
Yeah. So that's why I listen to them bitches because I can I can comprehend it like a college level.
I read like a autistic one arm child. Oh, I can read just fine.
It's just if I pick up a book and I read the first page, I'm going to be passed out in a matter of seconds.
It's that first page better be real fucking good.
I go back and reread it like four times to fully understand the first page.
Yeah. Like almost every page. Oh, so I learned how to read it really fast because I still got to go back anyway,
because no matter how how many times I sit there and try to read through it, it doesn't sit.
Yeah, my brain just moves too fast.
And then and then whenever I try to read something, it's just and I'm passed out.
This is too slow does not.
Are you good on Star Wars for a sec? Sure.
I'm good on Spider-Man for a sec. Sure. Dolphin's turn.
Oh, OK. You said you had stuff.
Well, I did just want to say I have not seen anything past Rogue One.
Fair enough. Nothing. You can skip the last trilogy.
I watched Rogue One and I was like, just look up highlights so you get like what goes on in the story.
And you're good. No, I would suggest at least watch Obi Wan.
The Obi Wan Kenobi show plus shows.
Watch the shows. I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
The shows are phenomenal. Mandalorian Star Wars guy, though.
We just went over. No, no, no, no, no.
So even like I know people who like I know people who aren't like big star like Lugar.
Lugar is not a very big fucking Star Wars. I'm not either.
Like he fucking loved the Mandalorian because the Mandalorian like the Mandalorian.
He's making armor right now as we speak. Yeah.
So like the Mandalorian doesn't necessarily like tie into like this start like to the Star Wars that like you're thinking of with like.
Oh, I know it's an entire universe for sure. I'm aware of it.
Well, it's it's with it's within the unit like it's within the universe.
But like Mandalorian's filling in gaps in a time frame that's never been like cinematically done before.
Yeah. It's in the same. Yeah. After six before seven.
But that's this is all this is like so like Rogue One was the fill in between like five and six or whatever.
No, it was three and four. What? Whatever.
But was the film like was the film between those.
So that's essentially like what they're doing with like Boba Fett or the Mandalorian, the book of Boba Fett, Soka, like just all after Obi Wan.
This is all the little intricate. Yeah.
So this is all of the shit that leads up to that. So because they fucking did episode seven, like 30 years after six.
So much. It's so good, though, like just being able to like I've sat there like my other half, like she sat there and watched a couple of fucking episodes.
I mean, she don't give a fuck about Star Wars. Yeah.
And she's just like, that was actually pretty good.
Like I would actually sit there and watch that with you. Like you don't need to know.
So it's of a so I mean, you need to know Obi Wan. You need to know like the main fucking characters,
which majority of people at least know the fucking names already because they've been in fucking pop culture fucking since our parents were children.
I mean, a lot of Mandalorian is from Clone Wars, though.
Same thing with a Soka, but otherwise you just got to watch the prequels and that's pretty much it.
Oh, I do need to bring my hard drive over for you so I can actually give you the whole animated Clone Wars series.
I have it. Or you just go watch it on fucking Netflix or Disney plus on Disney.
I remember we were talking about it a while ago. Yeah, I haven't.
I just haven't finished it, but it's all it's like Disney.
So it's like Bad Batch. Bad Batch is the same way.
So in Bad Batch was really fucking good, too.
And that's a fucking animated one. Yeah.
I don't have Disney plus. So it's it's fucking honestly, it's don't pay for it.
If you have Verizon as part of fucking. Nope. Yeah.
I'd have Verizon because it works.
I got T-Mobile's and I pay forty dollars a month for my plan.
Unlimited texting, Wi-Fi, everything.
Oh, yeah. I got devices and I'm paying for shit. I got Verizon.
Yeah. Same thing with the Verizon modem that's in my window.
Yeah, I could get the whole team of the Modem.
I'm part of the cult.
I was going to say, I think I'm wearing my snap on hat today, but I'm not.
I'm not. I mix and match. I don't give a fuck.
I like don't give my my impacts from Milwaukee.
My drill is from fucking Walmart.
I don't give a fuck. I'm over here like I got to have everything from one fucking brand.
Most of my shit snap on.
And that's and but that I got I got a snap on addiction.
He's a fancy bitch. Yeah.
Apple makes good shit.
I tool my tools cost probably as much as both my cars combined
on a weekly payment of fucking a hundred bucks a week.
Paid off, bro. It's been paid off for years.
All of the shit in my van.
Plus, my van is probably worth my house.
With all the fucking parts and shit like that, with how much fucking Transformers
and contactors and. Oh, yeah.
And shit. Yeah, let's tell the world what you got.
It's sitting in your.
Everybody knows it like five blocks down the road, by the way.
I leave it unlocked. Go ahead and just grab it.
Just take what you need. He'll get another one.
I'll talk to myself in a minute. I'll tell everybody my address.
Listen, at the end of the episode.
He does have guns, too, just saying.
Yeah, yes, he's got gums.
Just and just for his gums and healthy condition.
And just remember, people, I don't like to pull them.
I'll stop your fucking face and until I absolutely can't no more.
I'm sorry, I had to go.
So anyways.
Anyway, oh, you're not big Star Wars.
No, not not the biggest Star Wars guy.
We've discussed this. I'm more of the Lord of the Rings fan. Yeah.
There is only one return and it is of the Jedi.
I will I will debate.
I got a guy, but I'm sorry that I got a cool.
He's fucking argument in a fucking movie.
There is only one return. It is of the Jedi.
Here's the first fucking movie.
Here's the second fucking movie.
And then the third movie.
Hey, hey, what was all the Star Wars based off of?
A really similar shit.
Actually, religion and government.
The whole point of Star Wars was anti-government.
That was literally what the Jedi were supposed to be.
I mean, and the whole rebels and all that.
Hence the original trilogy.
You have a government arguably Lord of the Rings is the same thing.
It's got fucking worse.
I mean, dude, there was the government.
If I if I honestly remember, it's more and more like anti-fascist.
If I think about it, I remember Sauron like Hitler, the creator,
the creator of Lord of the Rings did get inspiration from fucking.
He was served in World War One.
Yeah. And wrote it wrote wrote the first book during World War One.
Yeah. It's like, dude, and he was dead before Star Wars even came out.
Yes. So and were you going to say he got inspiration from Star Wars?
In retrospect, in retrospect, Star Wars was derived from Lord of the Rings.
You bitch. Not derived, inspired, inspired.
Same thing with Harry Potter. Dungeons and Dragons.
I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, but it's Star Wars with sucky lightsaber.
Yeah, Harry. She's even she's even fucking been called out
enough time that she's admitted she stole a lot of fucking ideas.
So off from fucking Star Wars.
Naturally, it's not they fucking do for the longest time.
They were called fucking space wizards.
Like, come on, throw her a fucking bone here.
Throw me a frickin bone.
Your your your fucking wand lights up and fucking my wand.
Fucking throw shit at you. What the fuck do you want?
I'm going to go back to the very beginning and edit in a little clip.
And I'm going to tell them to count how many Austin Powers puns
are throughout this whole fucking episode.
And if you get it right, you get nothing. Yeah.
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I fucking do I make you Randy?
The whole point with that, though, same thing with same thing with Lord of the Rings.
It's all the same shit.
It's based on the hero's journey, which has been around for hundreds and hundreds.
Yeah. So everything is a rip off of everything.
Yeah. You know, you get you get the hero.
So many your call to action, your stoned wizard fucking mentor, your father.
But that being said, Obi Wan was one handoff Dumbledore stoned wizard mentor.
But that being said, you know, like Dungeons and Dragons,
that that was heavily based off of Lord of the Rings and people wanting to play that story.
Yeah. So like a lot of modern day adventure games, medieval.
Yeah. Orcs and dwarves.
It's a lot of things where Game of Thrones came from.
How many times a week do you think about the Roman Empire?
I don't understand that. I don't get that at all.
It made makes no fucking sense to me.
Hold on. Hold on. Explain it to Jamie.
Oh, my gosh. You want to know what the equivalent for other people is?
How many times a week do you think about Lord of the Rings?
Oh, multiple times a week. Exactly. Shut up.
Same shit. You're just not interested in that.
Everybody's got their quirks.
Speaking of. Hey, bitch.
Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I do have some some nerdy recommendations for books.
And I have a couple of books. Huh?
I like books. Yeah.
There's a couple of series that I found that I would not like manga comic books or actual books.
No, those like sci fi books. OK, I'm down.
One of them is called the Murderbot Diaries. I've heard of that.
Yeah. And basically, it's about us like a it's a he's a organic sentient bot.
So it's like a AI. No, no.
He's or he's got organic parts, but he's mainly robot.
But he's a security bot. So he's kind of regulated in his thinking.
But this particular bot has has has like hacked his governor module from what they say.
And it's kind of his story on like serving humans, then becoming his own essentially person.
So like the vision in Marvel, essentially kind of.
Yeah. Except he literally murders people.
So like Ultron all the time.
My fucking blood.
That's going to be the future. Super good.
Skynet. Ultron. It's all real. Oh, for sure.
And nobody wants to talk about it. Yeah.
And you know, there's all sorts of spacey shit happening and whatnot and futuristic technologies.
I think of most of the they were short stories at first.
And then like they're they act like the author finally like listen to all the fans.
I wanted a full length. Put it in a big like. No, no, no.
She wrote another full length book. Oh, OK. After the story, after the short story.
Because I know people take the short stories and it's part two.
It's like a short story. Short stories are relevant.
I mean, these short stories, even on Audible, are still like three and a half, four hours long.
Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty short. It's long. It is seven hours.
Seven hours is still short. Dude, you go look through my Audible list.
All my books are 25 and up.
I think I got one that's at like 18 and it's pretty short book, but all mine are like 20s to 30 hours.
You want you want a long book? You want a long book? Go read Atlas Shrugged.
OK, I don't read. It's like 72 hours. Listen, 72 hours on Audible.
Did you did you check out that completionist Chronicles?
Yeah, I told me about that. I told you the first book.
You really should. They're on like book 10 right now. OK, I'm on book seven.
All right. Still. But it's actually really good.
It's just it is a lot of like more talking interaction stuff.
But essentially it's in teleported to a video game world.
Oh, for sure. Dude was dying old military vet.
I think he was paralyzed.
And so they had found a way to upgrade, like upload his mind into the TV show upload.
This is way before that. But yes, but he uploaded into an MMORPG.
OK. Sword Art Online, where the NPCs are sentient.
And so kind of like Sword Art Online, but way more detailed. Sword Art Online was really like,
he said, here's the plot and it was really good right there.
Narrow minded. Yeah, this one like, dude, it's a lot of exploration and shit.
And it takes like three books to get through one fucking plot.
But I think too much.
I think you would really like it because it's a lot of stat heavy.
It's like D&D, but in an audiobook or a novel.
Yeah, and that's kind of like what I was saying in Discord the other day is like you're talking to a guy that's literally reading the Silmarillion right now and has no problems with it.
Exactly. So I think it's called lit RPG. I think you would really.
Oh, yeah, I've seen that on Audible. Yeah. Yeah. RPG. It's a genre.
Yeah. Yeah. There's also another one like fucking game lit.
Will Whedon narrates it, I think.
Oh, I'm sorry. So lit RPG is a it's a new genre.
Based on a game lit video game literature. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.
So essentially it's like playing an RPG, but in just book form. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
That's originally a book. No, I know. I read the original book and I love the fucking movie.
I don't care what anybody says. He who fights his monsters is one that I'm reading that one too.
I'm on book two. He who touched your monster. That's really I haven't read it.
Yeah, one is really slow. Yeah, I like I got that will we he narrate.
No, I was like, I didn't sound like will we know it wasn't.
Oh, no, he did another book that was a lit RPG. It's not the one I'm thinking of.
Oh, OK. Yeah. He who fights with monsters was a serial actually.
Right. On a place called Royal Road is a website that's free.
And artists would are authors would post like chapters or every so often.
Kind of like episodes. And eventually these books are having like three, four, five hundred chapters.
And then they start taking like chunks of it and putting it in a book, throwing it on Amazon.
It's essentially it's like he who fights with monsters on like book nine because they've got like two thousand.
It's like one piece. Yeah, I was just saying it's essentially like human mangas.
Yeah. You know, they're just they're going to look literally like it's right there. Yeah.
But I was looking at we lost all my attention.
So as of right now, I have 28 hours and two minutes left on he who fights with monsters.
That's how long these audio books are.
I mean, it's not even that long of a book already, though. But.
Anyways, so, yeah, it's essentially.
A role playing game in a book.
Sitting here, I'm getting tired now. You always get.
I mean, it's only it's a 28 hour book in and of itself, man. You're not that far into it.
Book two. I'm not I'm not very far into it.
Yeah, there you go.
But yeah, so you can do that and then just turn it and do what you need.
So the next book I have is another series that has like 14 in the series.
I just finished book two this morning, but book one.
It's called Expeditionary Force. I've heard of it.
Book one is Columbus Day. I haven't read it, but I've heard it.
So it's a series where you have this alien species crash lands on earth,
not intending to like, you know, destroy or take over anything,
just crash lands on earth by accident from the from the get go.
Later, you find out that, you know, it's basically this one race
is trying to like save Earth from a different race that just wants to come and enslave us.
Oh, so Captain Marvel.
This race is hamsters and the one that wants to enslave us are lizards. So.
That sounds awesome.
Oh, so you mean the reptile people that live in the sewers?
Yeah, sure. Sure.
No, they run the country. But either way, great, great series.
Shape shifting lizard. Awesome series.
Then when they go, I mean, he's one of the guys that narrates it.
R.C. Bray is really good. He's got a pretty iconic voice.
He does. Does he go? He does.
Does the invasions series.
I don't remember what that series is called, but either way, really good one.
And another book that I reread again was Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir.
Andy Weir is fucking down. Andy Weir.
Andy Weir wrote The Martian. Yeah.
He also did another book called Artemis.
That was a really good book, too. But Project Hail Mary.
It's a short story, like in retrospect to like The Martian.
But fucking dude, it is just awesome.
You gotta phone out your awesome.
He's bored with this conversation.
You can tell he's bored with the book conversation because he put the phone out like, man.
Naturally.
I'm getting on Twitter.
We're not talking about what he likes.
I told you you already lost my fucking attention.
It's an anime chicken.
Will Wheaton fucking narrates those.
Will Wheaton. Hard hit. Fucking Will Wheaton.
I love Will Wheaton as a narrator, bro.
All I do, you say Will Wheaton's name and I just.
Oh, you think it's Big Bang Theory?
I think of as that fucking scene from God damn Family Guy with Stewie and Brian.
Hey, Brian, I think that's Will Wheaton.
Will Wheaton. Will Wheaton.
Why are you saying it like that?
I'm just saying Will Wheaton.
Say Cool Whip. Coo Whip.
I say Whip. Whip.
Why the difference?
Well, I'm just saying you can't have a pie without Cool Whip.
Some Coo Whip.
I haven't seen Family Guy for a hot minute.
I haven't seen it for so long.
It's downhill so fast.
Yeah. The only last few seasons I heard have gotten so little ratings.
It's about to get canceled.
But you know what didn't get canceled and came back.
South Park. Futurama.
Yes, that was just about to mention.
I was the only and it was the greatest fucking season canceled like three fucking times and came back only once.
That is it only got canceled once.
That is the only like stupid anime series that I actually know it got finished.
It got canceled once after I think like season five or six after the movies.
And then they ended it.
It was an actual like series finale.
It didn't get canceled.
They actually. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah.
And then now they just were like, oh, hey, guess what?
We're going to bring back your childhood.
Now, it's been canceled like five times.
No, this is the recreation.
So they did. They got one cancellation after the movies and then kept going and kept going from that.
Then ended it. That's when they went fucking forward in time.
And then this is where they just continued off to he came back to let him redo it again.
Well, they froze time. Whatever.
In the finale. But again, yeah, it was.
So it was a series finale. That's where they were.
That's what I'm saying. It's been re it's been restarted fucking twice.
So it's been canceled once and then revamped.
I mean, it's a continuation. Yeah, I guess.
It's still revamped because it's all modernized and has that was the introduction.
The way they came back, bro.
That first episode was so fucking funny.
I don't consider any of those shows nerdy, though.
Oh, no, no, dude. Down this flat. Yeah.
I'm nerdy. No, it's essentially it's American anime.
It's just American. It's just American cartoons.
Yeah, I can't. We have cartoons.
I can't do Family Guy fucking King of the Hill.
So I love I can't do any of those shows.
The King of the Hill is more of just I'm just going to say here, just put something on.
Not actually sit down.
I would rather sit there and watch cars peel out of a parking lot all day.
You sound like my three year old. Yeah.
I was going to say, bro, that's what he does.
I'd rather watch cars. He watches all day.
I'd rather watch cars than watch some stupid shit.
Then he watches cars. I hear you like Lightning McQueen or Chick Hicks better.
Chick Hicks. Oh, you're a bitch.
We can fight about it right now.
It's all about the Kachow. You could Kachow your ass out of here.
I can't know what is the what is the chick's name from the third movie?
The yellow car. She was.
Oh, Cruz Cruz Cruz is the trainer. Yeah, she was.
I was going to say both of our kids have probably seen those movies.
I mean, honestly, if I had to, if I had to.
AJ refers to Cars three, it's Cruz.
If I had to pick anyone, it would be Mac.
I fucking love Mac. Oh, fuck it.
I know Mac. I'm a Peterbilt.
That is my favorite scene in the fucking first movie.
You moron. Dude, that is my favorite scene in the fucking first movie.
I know, Pat. I know Mac. I'm a Peterbilt.
He goes, oh, he's shooting at me. Oh, swerve.
He's like, oh, man, I ran like this in a long time
because he's back.
Serpentine pattern, serpentine pattern.
Serpentine, that's what it is. Not swerve.
Yeah, you go, serpentine, serpentine.
Oh, my God, that fucking movie.
Oh, dude, those three movies are fucking great.
I know. And fucking they killed Doc and gave him honorables and all that.
And the last was. Yeah, I cried, dude.
I cried, like at the end of Cars three and he painted him.
So I cried. I'm going to lie. Hands down.
Yeah, I'm dead serious. Oh, yeah.
He did it. And they recreate.
He got sponsored by fucking Deinoco. Oh, yeah.
I'm fucking lightning when McQueen comes out at the end,
when they're on the dirt track, he comes out blue, the dark blue.
And he's the fabulous fucking Lightning McQueen or whatever.
He comes out in the dark. I was just happy that it wasn't fucking red anymore.
And the Hudson duck in the in the Hudson dark blue.
I know what show what I'm talking and was in a and was in a dinoco.
It's because it was Doc Hudson. Dark blue.
Oh, you said I played a lot of I tried to say dark like three times.
Shut up. I heard was quack quack a lot.
I played a lot of games lately.
Oh, God, I was actually pretty good.
That was pretty good, man.
But anyways, yeah, so that credit that movie.
So I got a question for the podcast.
Just real quick. 47. What is.
It's 37. I've told you this.
That's not 37. It's 42. 37.
She's got 37 dicks, Dalton.
The answer to life is three. 42.
Hey, one, I'm going to fucking kick the chair out from underneath.
Or two, one, two, three checkers got to the galaxy. 42.
Clerks 37. No, 42. Super computer.
I got a fucking dropkick.
What is one movie that made you cry the most?
And we're all very manly men, manly, manly, manly, man.
What movies do you cry like a bitch to?
Obviously, Cars 3. We just talked about this.
I mean, if I watch Lilo and Stitch, I will cry every fucking time.
Really? Every fucking time.
What part? When he gets taken away from his family.
And yeah, it's just childhood.
I'm sorry, Mom. Let's nonchalantly just drop that.
Like I've been watching way too much.
I'd subscribe lately.
Oh, that is very sad, though.
That's anything that does like with kids kind of makes me tear up.
I'm not I'm not thinking of a movie,
but this is definitely going to hit anime hearts right in the movie for a movie.
You do anime, too. I want to hear that.
What? When Jiraiya died.
I don't care.
When Jiraiya died in Naruto.
See, I don't actually almost kind of tear it up.
I can hear it.
That's why I said, well, I never watched.
I think it to watch.
I didn't I didn't watch Naruto.
So fair enough.
Yeah.
But if you want to do anime, I cried at fucking when class X.
When class A had to go get fucking Midoriya.
That whole I was crying like a bitch for that.
All of my hero.
It was my hero.
OK. So like what was that season?
Season six. It was season six.
Right towards the finale.
I'm the guy with the spiky red hair.
No, no, no, no.
So I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to pretty much this whole team had to go.
We're fighting him because he was save him because he was being an anti hero.
And he was like, I don't want them to get hurt.
Yeah. He was going out myself and just running himself fucking into the ground.
And they're like, listen, bitch.
They're like, we're going to come look your ass.
And we're here to.
Oh, yeah.
Careful there.
You only got so long of a cord.
That's what I'm trying to get.
Fergie's getting elaborate over here, folks.
We're only here to run the room.
We're only here to fucking help.
Hey, you're pulling it.
You're pulling it hard.
OK.
We're only here to help you motherfucker.
We just want to give you a goddamn hand.
OK. Listen, bitch.
We're going to lay microphones all throughout the room so that way Fergie can walk around
just so I can stand up.
So anyway, so he was being a fucking like, oh, I'm going to separate.
So I don't get anybody.
I don't get any more people killed, blah, blah, blah.
And they're like, no, we're going to we're going to come whoop your ass and bring you back to base.
This is one that I feel like I could actually watch.
I think you would enjoy it, bro.
I didn't. It seems far more adult.
I talked a lot of shit.
I thought the whole first season was slow.
It is a lot of character development.
I love that.
I would start it and then stop it, start it and stop it.
And then it was like, first, just like, just go, just go.
Because literally you go back to the beginning of the podcast when he first started.
I first started watching three episodes later after he starts.
He's like, what the fuck, dude?
No, I was like it was like six.
It was like I'm just saying roughly later.
He's like, what the fuck?
Halfway through the first season, I'm like having a healthy addiction now.
And then it was just binge, binge, binge, binge tattooed on my arm.
Well, and not for life.
I mean, it's kind of like the other day when we were talking about
how I just watched the one piece live action and then started watching the one.
Yeah, watching. I started watching anime too.
And I got like there's there's definitely some super fucking slow long parts.
Plus, that's where the A just so you know, that's where the plus comes from.
Yeah, I'm aware of that. That is the only fucking complaint people have with fucking long.
But with one piece, it's long piece.
The fucking pacing is way shitty.
Doesn't bother me at all.
It's I put it on the general filming of the show and of itself.
Like I'll be sitting here gaming and I'll have it all.
You know, like, yeah, like where where will be one volume for like three quarters of the episode?
And then all of a sudden, you just start fucking screaming.
Yeah. And it like goes up like 14 levels of volume.
It's like Jesus Christ.
And then everyone like all the adults act like children.
And it's just like James and I were talking about, it's just the whole kind of Japanese culture of kind of being so.
So I'm not fair.
They chance that they can't be childlike, so they emphasize it within their right.
Yeah, because Japan is very strict on their shit.
Oh, and that's why all of the Pokemon.
I'm not trying to like all of these shit like fucking in their 60s and Tokyo.
Tokyo is like fucking child central.
Mm hmm. Yeah.
It just I'm not trying to like bash it or berate it.
No, it's just that that's essentially why it's always like it's similar like that.
Like why there's such a shonen and why for like Naruto Dragon.
Right. And why girls are always emphasized a certain way, always big breasted, fucking beautiful women.
Nobody's ever ugly.
And that checks. I'm not.
I say live smother me, bitch.
Yeah, for real. It's kind of and how they always they're always a simp.
You know, there's always it's it's little tropes.
Unless you unless you're fucking you're the Weechie from Bleach and then she ain't no simp.
She's the fucking Dami Mommy.
But yeah, that's that's where I'm saying like to my here.
Back in the day, she's awesome.
Actually fit in with my watch style.
I think you like where I think like Avatar comes into play because I never watched it.
That's I think you would like that one.
It's a very high action.
Oh, as long as you skip filler.
I don't I don't care about there's like two seasons.
Just watch the thousand year blood war. Just catch a highlight up to the action.
You can have an entire TV show full of lore and I would love it, but it just you got a right story.
There's a lot of lore.
I bleach is so bleach is very much very much based upon fucking essentially hell, heaven and fucking the human realm.
It should just fucking you have hollows, which and then different fucking levels of those which are all fucking it's like go like a Mundo, which is quote unquote hell.
And then you have the soul society, which is quote unquote heaven, which is fucking protected by the 13 court guard squad, which has a fucking king, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's the religion. And then you have fucking just their guardian angel samurais.
They're called their Shiki Gami.
You know Shiki Gami is Shiki Gami Shiki Gami Shini Gami Shini Gami.
Whatever. What? Oh, you want that?
It's just it's essentially it's a fucking it's a it's a Reaper.
It's a Japanese Reaper.
Yeah, it's a soul.
They're called.
Yeah. And that's why I'm talking to you guys about it now is because like I watched the live action and then I tried to watch Cowboy Beatbox.
Did you watch the live action bleach?
No.
OK, that wasn't bad.
It's not.
No, I haven't seen that yet, but I mean, it's still sex, but I won't even try.
What was it? Death Note live action that you're saying is fucking terrible.
If you're going to watch Death Note, watch the fucking anime or or is sick or you like hold on.
You like you like shit, so you like shit that's fucking interesting, keeps your attention fucking like.
So that shit will fucking have you like.
How? Yeah, because I mean, I was really good.
I watched like one piece live action and literally like two days.
So I know that shit was dope.
I can't wait for fucking actually working.
Actually, Death Note, dude, watch the fucking.
Yeah, yeah, let me.
Yeah. Can I let me suggest something first, though?
Can't it's actually hands watching that now, bro.
He just started that like I know I saw his.
He's like, dude, he's texting me about it the whole time.
He's like, yeah, I'm like.
So actually, I do want to suggest actually, because you haven't seen the anime.
Watch the live action first, actually, because we did it backwards.
Well, yeah, because we watched the anime like when it came out and shit.
And then they did the live action when it was airing.
Yeah. And then we'd watch the live action like, oh, because I've seen that show.
You're fresh. Yeah. Like like one piece.
You watch the live action. Now you went back. Right.
Yeah. But I. But I.
But I watch you. I watch. So go watch.
Because I knew it was going to be like almost every other anime
that I had tried to watch in the one piece live action was actually really good.
Yes. It set the bar.
Do you. But I only watch that because you guys recommended I watch it.
Right. It was also completely different.
I only started one piece because I'm a fan.
It is followed story plots in the anime, which I thought was fucking sick.
I hated one piece when it came out.
I was like, this looks fucking stupid.
I'm going to go watch Bleach and Dragon Ball and everything is so much better.
And I was like, dude, I was like, fuck this cartoon show.
And up until just recently, I was like, all right, I've done watched everything else.
Fuck, dude, you go like 1000 episodes from Naruto to fucking Naruto.
It's completely fucked. And then just sped read like all the manga.
And I'm on like episode 300 and something.
So so it's like, do you mind subtitles?
Like, do you mind reading subtitles?
Yeah, we talked about this. I can't do it. Oh, that's right.
If I have to watch an entire movie or TV show subtitles, I will immediately.
Well, it's anime. You're not going to miss much of anything.
I was going to say if you didn't mind, like if you don't like that, too, I got to dub it.
There's a there's a site called One Pace that fucking literally takes out
all of the fucking filler and all of the bullshit and just keeps most of the key shit.
And it literally cuts it from like, I don't mind the filler that it is now.
It's still like seven to like 700 fucking episodes, which is fucking amazing.
But you could also watch the first half on like random yelling bullshit that they do.
Cuts a lot of that shit out because fucking a majority of it.
Well, it's not even just that, though.
I mean, it's just a lot of no, that's been one of the complaints with the fucking community that just like,
why is he always fucking yelling?
Well, I mean, he doesn't. It's a shonen trope.
Like, that's the point. It's a cliche. They're always yelling. Yeah.
And that's their power of their angry.
That's how they show it because they can't do it in Japan.
Yeah, they act in the anime as they can't act in real life as we're the opposite.
Why the basis of like we act in movies and shows what we do in real life.
Yeah. But that's why we're not very creative.
It's more for me like the random yelling.
Yes, it's annoying, but it's just more of the whole child aspect of a lot of it, where it just it makes me feel like everybody got to be a little kid.
Yeah. Why does she look like she's 35?
But you're telling me she's fucking 17. What the fuck?
Yeah, it makes me feel weird.
Which which arguably don't get me wrong.
I already watched. I already watched questionable enough fucking hentai.
OK, you don't need to fucking make me judge myself.
He likes he likes post post not clarity after I'm like, I probably shouldn't have watched that.
But, you know, fucking pre not confused.
You're like, I want to see.
He says, they're like, did I really just what the fuck is wrong?
Oh, yeah. Before you busted that nut, you're like, oh, man, I want some weird shit.
That you're like, I should probably keep that to myself. Do you realize you just tell the whole fucking do you realize the girls that I date Fergie?
They are like this in real life.
Buff goth mom. No, no, I haven't seen.
Now he likes the girls. He likes you.
I heard about God buff or buff goth mommy, but she's fucking hot.
But she's also like 22, 23 or something like that.
He's got a thing for very muscley, like toned muscles.
Off checks. Yeah.
See, I like like thickness or nothing. Oh, I love thickness.
Are you talking? Oh, yeah. See, then you want the then you want the crystal goth chicks that I honestly I don't know.
But he's like anybody listening, by the way, our boys don't like.
But it sounds like I'm I like it.
Our boy Dalton dolphin Dalton. I have a problem.
Has a problem and is single.
So that if you want to be that problem, but regardless, links at the bottom of the screen.
I mean, most of the checks that I am in the notes kind of are those anime.
Why either fucking porn, hentai, whatever shit in real life.
So like, oh, oh, please, please give me a please give me a big boob, a thick boot of fucking.
Are you good?
Can you walk waifu in a fucking goddamn silk kimono bra?
You fall the.
Here you go.
Here's one that's like a good cross between fucking you and me.
Her name's Instagram handle is strong waifu.
Oh, yeah, you share that with bitches named wife.
Look in. Look at this. Ex-military fucking.
See, I've seen before.
You see the problem he has.
And this dude looks not even close to fucking goth or emo or any.
No, no. Oh, well, just because I don't wear leather all the time.
I was going to say, why do why do I look closer to it?
Because I have the fucking tattoos.
You look closer to it because you have no soul because you're ginger.
I don't know why women find fucking attractive about that either.
What? You have no soul? Yeah, I don't fucking get it.
It's because they know I'll just touch their butt without asking.
The thing about ginger is like weird because it's like you're supposed to be missing like something in your jeans or something that makes you have freckles and hair like that.
It's like an albino.
It's weird. I don't know.
You want to know what I think is funny is specific G tree.
Yeah, goatee is literally like part red and he has not mentioned anything about it because it doesn't look like it is the circles because you don't grow it long enough.
So it doesn't look like it is just like around.
And your hair is like, James, if I cut mine short and keep it here, it doesn't look it doesn't look as red.
Yeah, he's got the typical ginger hair until summer doesn't do anything to it.
You can see it. Oh, my hair.
This gets lighter. Yeah, like when I was younger, this shit underneath when my hair was long would turn.
I would get fucking strawberry blonde patches right here.
I would go see this when summer comes around is like take your head off.
Take your head off. I already know what it looks like, bro.
Yeah, you can see the frizzy from the ginger in it.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a strawberry dirty blonde.
I'm really glad you don't dye your hair anymore, too, by the way, because I couldn't fucking get hand and throw tattoos, bro.
So much about normal. I know I look better with just tattooing myself than I do fucking dying my hair.
I had some cool fucking colors.
I keep getting told by that I need to gauge my ears because he saw you at the wedding separated.
Hey, he was at my wedding. He saw you at the wedding with my fucking fucked off blue and purple.
Yeah, I think I was purple at the time.
The chick I was with my favorite picture is you with green hair.
I did it. You're fucking.
She would let me do. Call me.
Call me real quick.
If that if that chica would have fucking said that to me, I would have been like, huh? All right, deuces.
Get out of my life.
Oh, when we oh when we broke up, she was like when we broke up, she was like, this is my picture.
That's why I was like, no, you're the face I see every time he calls me with the green hair and the flannel.
That's fucking I were just talking about this last night.
Like we would just show up and we're just rolling blood that I feel.
That's why I'm general.
I first met him was when you were recording in like either your house or your house's old garage. I think it might have been yours.
In an apartment.
I don't know. You guys are making music at some point, but I stopped over for a little bit like like it was beginning of our red door days.
That's probably my house.
I think it was probably your house.
We never recorded together at my house.
We always did music in my house.
OK, so I recorded separately.
He never liked being home and it was just easier than trying to haul everything over.
OK, but yeah, we were talking about that last night and he was like, fuck, I love you.
That was a lot.
I was like, yeah, you had blue hair.
Well, slow society days was before my who write his days.
Who write is was almost five years and I've had the Baja for literally be five years in that area is when you were talking about slow society to you.
I remember like society was like.
Before I about the time I even started dating Princess, yeah, well, and that's right.
I think it was even before. Yeah, it was before you got my caliber.
Yeah, that I was trying to make it to an SRT for clone.
The first time I met you and Ryan.
No, no, no, no, no, no, just kidding.
I'm going to get real close with Ben.
Oh, I miss Benji.
I know.
RIP.
Don't ask.
Not going to.
Yeah.
Yeah, London and all of them.
That was.
Yeah, I mean, I've known London.
I've talked to them in early teenager.
I've no idea who the fuck they're talking about.
Club.
The slow society.
Yeah.
Keep that shit off the podcast.
Yeah.
I was giving them shout outs.
That's why I was giving their names.
It's nostalgic.
But that's probably what it was.
It was probably at my house.
Yeah.
But either way.
Yeah, it was it was definitely one of your house houses.
And that's how I met him.
And I was like, yeah, you had blue hair.
And he's like, fuck it.
I was like six years ago.
I knew you for like three or four.
No, that's all right.
Me and Lexi have been together for four.
You and Brittany were together for four.
I've been married for five.
Me and me and Brittany were together before you and Princess were.
Was it?
Uh huh.
You got to realize you're right.
You're right.
You're with eight years ago, homie.
Yeah, you were with Brittany a while.
That's right.
I was in my early 20s.
She didn't like me very much for a while.
Nobody liked her.
It's OK.
I don't think I ever met her.
So fair enough.
She never came out.
There's a reason.
She came over to where she came over to fucking hang out and fucking record, like be around
while we were recorded one time.
After that, she never came over again.
Yeah.
Not even to hang out.
Nope.
She I mean, she she would come out like when you guys came out of the bar or something.
Yeah, she would come and then like, Zach, we got to go.
Pause.
This isn't very geeky.
No, but you know what is proceed.
You know what is geeky and you know it does fall into the podcast, though.
I'm a motherfucker.
The ending nostalgia.
Thick anime bitches.
Anyway, anyway, and buff goth moms.
You do got a point, though.
You didn't tell me a movie that made you cry.
I told you we did.
We talked about anime and went down that rabbit hole.
ADHD style.
Naturally.
Yeah, right.
Oh, oh, oh, the Naruto movie when fucking animated, animated.
Naruto met his dad when Naruto met Minato for the was it animated?
Oh, duh.
It was fun.
But it was one of the actual Naruto movies, not on the show.
I mean, OK, it was one of the actual I would consider it an anime.
See, I get choked up on a lot of shit like I get more choked up by fucking anime than
you regular movies.
Underdog stories, military stories.
I will fucking get choked up every fucking time.
The one that made me cry most military stories.
Well, like YouTube, like a good YouTube video talking about some history shit where somebody
did some fucking really wrote like, I mean, even more talk about movies.
But yeah.
Clerks three.
Did you watch clerks or a good or a good good dad?
Not Clark's three.
I watched clerks.
I watched.
And I think I watched J.S.
I then Bob Strikeback and that was.
Yeah.
Well, strike back was like 20 years ago.
Yeah.
And I rebooted it.
It was fucking dogma.
I love all of those movies.
I have all of them.
But clerks three, the wife let me take her to the movies to go see it.
I say that that way on purpose, just so you know.
And yeah, the ending, bro.
Like I'm fucking gone.
She's right next to me.
She's like, I don't even care about these movies.
She hates the clerks movies.
She's like, these are she's over there fucking just balling her.
I'm like, this is so great.
It's kind of my fucking thought process.
I was like, it's kind of dumb.
It's fucking stoner Kevin Smith.
Yeah.
Small rats, clerks chasing Amy.
It's his style.
I need mentally.
He made fucking tusks.
Have you seen Tusk?
Nope.
Fucking dumbest C movie ever.
But it's still great.
It's fucking he turned Justin Long into a walrus.
I mean, I feel like it just has this conversation where I don't really watch dumb, like dumb
comedy.
Weren't we just talking about B rated movies though?
Fucking Austin Powers.
I mean, that's like the only thing that I really watched that is like we were talking
dumb.
We were literally in discord talking about how B rated movies were fucking awesome.
I mentioned one movie that's pretty much Tusk.
I mentioned one movie.
You are one movie.
That's all you got.
Exactly.
But it's the only one you need, bitch.
Quit being a one truck and fucking trick pony.
Anyway, so God damn long.
Go watch Clerk Street, though.
It's really good.
It was it was actually really, really good.
But emotion wise, I loved it.
I think he put his all into his.
Yeah, deserved an Oscar.
The one that was really good based off a book that I just read.
I call you cock knocker.
Fucking.
No, that's James Salabal.
It's on Netflix.
The Outpost.
Outpost.
Very good.
No, I heard about that.
Based off a book called Red Platoon.
Oh, OK.
I have I've heard of it.
I couldn't remember the name of it.
Super good movie.
Basically into the big military.
Basically fucking there in a forward operating base.
And basically at the bottom of a fishbowl.
Kind of like that fishbowl.
That sounds weird as fuck.
Basically, a submarine.
Kind of like the submarine that got lost and imploded.
The little fishbowl.
Which one?
The one with the Gabe Cube controllers.
Yeah, that was an Xbox controller.
Whatever.
That was a PlayStation.
No, it was an OG Xbox controller.
And they have like eight of them bitches just in case they died.
I thought you were talking about some like World War Two shit.
I'm like, you know what?
Me submarines got lost and imploded, bro.
This was literally just like a year ago.
I do.
We're hitting third wall.
You sound like a Persian bird.
Calm down to deep.
Oh, that's going on the soundboard going in the glory hole.
That's going on the soundboard right there.
Oh, God.
They call me Captain Glory Hole.
They got to call me to home.
They're going to call me to glory hole.
That's close.
That was real close thing.
I'm gonna call me to home, Asia.
No, I'm going in glory hole.
I'm going in there now.
I'm going to go in there now.
That's going to be for the stream.
I am the glory hole.
Do it for the stream.
But do it for the vine.
It's for the stream.
That was a good vibrato there, buddy.
Do it for the vine.
I heard that in solo.
Do you realize how long ago vine was?
Yes, that thing like a lot of motherfuckers made a lot of money off.
Yeah. And then they bounced the fuck out.
Yes, they did.
The majority of the vine people are not on Tick Tock.
Well, they want to know why, because no, because Tick Tock's woke.
I mean, is there those are two like synonyms right there, but
well, I mean, it sucks and woke synonyms.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
You're cinnamon. Shut up.
I work on the pole, but it's owned by Japan.
But it was China, China, China, China, China, China.
Build the wall is China.
Build the wall around China.
I'll pay for that.
I'll pay for that. Keep them in.
Fuck away.
We're going to run out of processes.
No, that's not China.
No, we're going to build a wall and China's going to pay for it.
OK. It's fake news.
Not China. You do it way better than I do.
It's fake news. Fake fake.
Wrong. China wants to take over Japan and all subsequent
and all Japan's subsequent fucking, you know, hey, that's a war.
That you know, that's a really good point.
That's a war I want to see.
It's China and Russia.
Just let those two duke it out.
They're on the same side, bro. Let them fight.
Take each other over.
How? What? That's what I want to see.
I'm confused.
You just made my fucking head hurt.
I have an instantaneous headache now because he was like, I want to see them.
You're like, I want to see them fight, bro.
They're essentially fucking their allies right now.
I know. But just because they're allies doesn't mean they can't become enemies.
I can still wish to see two people fight.
Yeah, I understand that.
But like you literally like took that and like with a window of him
not even fucking saying anything, he's like, they're fucking allies.
They're going to fight.
I just said, I want to see him fight and take each other out and see who would win.
I probably money on Russia.
I believe this money on Russia.
Probably the Soviet machine, the machine like they just like literally
because of that, I mean, China would bury themselves in the ground
and then Russia would just nuke them.
I mean, I saw the old America tactics.
Soar Bamba in Soviet Russia.
In Soviet Russia, the bear bomb you.
The bomb throw you now.
Now, listen, everybody, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go over there and I'm going to talk to them.
OK, about jumping bombs and then about dropping bombs.
And then what we're going to do is we're going to start a business
and then we're going to establish it.
And then I'm going to get a small loan of a million dollars from my father.
And I'm going to shove it up his ass.
And then and then I'm going to say, you know what?
That you can't have that.
Oh, boy. Hold on. Hold on, James.
Hold on. Hold on, James. I'm not done. OK.
I'm so done with you today.
I'm so done with you.
Oh, my God.
The form, the forma, and next to be elected president is speaking James.
OK, I would really appreciate it.
I will fire your ass, just OK.
You will build a wall around you and you will pay for it.
You go buy my podcast and then fire me from it.
Does he think this is Apple it?
You're wrong. That's no good, buddy.
I
Am way too fucking good
You're way too good. Oh, I'm just playing our current president right now. Oh
That I got it Joe Joe Joe quit it. Yeah, you're scaring. You're scaring the podcast listeners
I need you to stop what the children I understand about the children
But you know the children you see you know come and sit on my lap all the time
You need to not be touching the children okay newspaper settle is okay
Nobody cares about the newspaper everybody listens to the internet
Build the wall the internet's dead
Just like you Joe
Damn bombs dropped. You know what I'm gonna fuck about any of the listeners and give a fuck about either president
Joe Biden's a fucking idiot. I don't give fuck I mean and arguably Donald Trump's an idiot too. They're all
Idiots listen listen okay, okay my era of tweets the my presidency hasn't been as I'm not gonna lie
I miss that though. I do absolutely
a more entertaining president and kites and since George Bush
Oh my god
Is he in her when he when he was talking about chasing Katrina and and al-qaeda?
Cuz cuz they're linked and they're gonna they're gonna find her and bring it to justice
God told him to it was it was a great revenue. It was a great revenue experience for me
I don't know taxes on it. I put it into the family trust. It was what about what about Quinn Clinton and Monica Lewinsky though?
That was pretty hilarious. No cuz a real gangster would have came out been like yeah
Yeah, yeah, I mean I did not have sex with that one no bullshit everybody Trump would have walked out there
Be like yeah, I did now now
Does now do people not remember that I grabbed her by the pussy okay?
Does nobody remember I even said that I said it does anybody remember that that one chick that came out and said that he
Had raped her molested her some other shit, and he went
Do you really think I could have look at her Stormy Daniels? No wasn't her she's a porn star
Yeah, that makes sense that's the other chick he goes like she's like apparently like fat ugly and shit
That's what he was implying. He just goes do you really think I would be attracted to that like I mean look at her mm-hmm
everybody hated him for it. I'm over there like
this motherfucker
Yeah, I'm gonna let you know now
That's my best defense is like I look at her look at me look at my wife look at who I what I can pay for
Speaking of Ivanka fucking Trump dude. I won't go up
Ivana now yeah, it's I've on a hump a lot not Ivanka hump now now
I'm just you know that I give any any one of these geeks permissions at my daughter
They are all about to try and take a crack at her and get some of my millions. I do not care
It is okay. I support the geeks when I do that Donald Trump jr. Those on a fucking rampage right now
It's a lot better than fucking Biden jr. Dude. No fucking Donald Trump jr. Is legit like
Republican activist shit like he's worried about climate change
Only to the point to where the Democrats can't disagree, but it's still like right-sided. It's he's fucking he's a gangster, bro
It's I'm still on the side of the independent party. Well and see that was probably never happen well
No, so here's here's what I've always said about that. Here's what I've always said about that cheeky on politics
Shit isn't gonna change within our Senate as in like a thought process wise and tell fucking the people that are our age from our generation
Actually start pushing into that point what thoughts they don't have any thoughts
Will you shut up?
Okay, well I got a point though. They just do like it's
Exactly like cuz they they have other problems just like it fucking work
We can only fucking say or input or have so much fucking swing because we are so low on the fucking totem pole
Though where we sit in our positions the biggest fucking the biggest fucking impact that we can make is fucking not doing our job and
One one to a dozen people not doing their job in one facility
May cause a hiccup
To the whole cog in the machine that's a broken tooth it may skip every rotation, but it ain't gonna fuck up the machine
Now until that whole fucking cog is gone that machine now can't run
Which then that's why you have the shipping industry
That whole industry goes down in the strikes when they do that shit actually shuts down industry that I'm in exactly
That's why I said that's why I said one to a dozen in a small like at yours
So if like a dozen people stop working to go on strike. It's not gonna affect your entire fucking company
It's gonna affect that day. I mean that's not true cuz FedEx
It was fed actually ups one of the two they all all of local around here went on strike
Yes, that's but I'm saying it affected it yours yours. That's why I used yours specifically you go into a bigger corporation
They took a literal whole cog out not a fucking tooth. Yeah
The machine stops if you take a fucking cog out, I don't know I mean you have a gearbox and you lose a tooth
I mean might not cause problems right away
It's gonna cause some problems. That's why I said it's gonna give us some time
It's gonna skip but it'll still run
We were we work in constant shit that has fucking broken teeth all the time and that bitch still just keeps on running without fucking breaking
Yeah, you take out that fucking manager that actually knows how to do all that shit
You took out that cog that's meant for that piece and put in a cog that doesn't fit that whole machine doesn't now
Are we talking about assassinating somebody right now? What are we talking about?
Like are we building a computer? We build a robot or something. I'm starting to lose now
conspiracy theories we're gonna hear something about a pipe a nation's conspiracy six months and they're gonna be like the geeks told me to do it
at 11
tenacious conspiracies
If we ever got that shit, we're gonna be like, oh my god
If we ever got that fuck it, I would fucking be down for that late night conspiracy theories with Ferg
Featuring Alex Jones. We fucking NPR over here now
NPR
NPR is just a normal fucking
News industry man. Yeah news in news radio. That was the joke
Like they're kind of a whole industry though in the joke. They're kind of a whole industry. They're not just radio
Well, everybody this has been an episode
You do not get to end it yet. Well, what time are we at now? You can end it. I just wanted I
Wanted to fuck it's okay to hit him
No, I wanted to fuck with your outro because he has finally been seeing the outro live and it's funny
Yeah, so
Wow, ah
Seven and seven bats. Ah
There you go
Thanks for coming by the podcast. We are the geeks
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Fergie doesn't get to end it like that. Come on. Give us the spiel
Do your buster rhymes inhale give us look what you did. Look what you did. You made him all awkward
I was sitting all funny. I think we took a cog out and broke him. I was sitting all funny
He looks like a broken creepy doll. I got the dust doesn't he? A
Doll with a cannabis problem
It's not tobacco either this one. Yes, it is nicotine
Whatever. It's an egg. It's an extract from the tobacco plant Jack
Jack now do the outro correctly
please
sir
Don't break the mic
Are you gonna actually let me do it and stop cutting me the fuck off?
Go for it. I've been telling you do it do it because you know how much that fucking annoys me do the roar. No
Well, we appreciate you we are the geeks
James always annoys me through the fucking outro. So I'm changing it up
Cancel him fucking
Fuck you
Give him unfollow him 50 times and then follow him again. So he gets an unlimited amount of fucking notification. You yes
Absolutely, just slightly
Inconvenient and with notifications in some way fucking shape or form first and get it. I love it
You don't know what you're asking for but I don't fucking care. I fucking silent most of them anyway
That's why y'all bitching me on discord. I don't give a fuck. That's a good point. So I'm on very silent on this one
It'd be hilarious. So blow his ass up. I love you. I appreciate you. James is a dick. Thank you dolphin
This is the geeks. We are out
You really on that I hate you sometimes I do I think the feelings mutual buddy
What
He's doing it wrong
Do doing it wrong. Okay, give me give me one more
I'm not doing the roar. No, do the trout do the trout. Goodbye everybody. I was wrong. Good night
I'm James was wrong. Good night. You